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Hour 1 - Grand Slam Man · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, it is our number what our one of the
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  Speaker 2: original Recipe podcast. Here we are new week. It's the
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  Speaker 2: fourteenth day of April. Happy Monday to you, and we
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  Speaker 2: start out in Augusta, Georgia the eighty ninth Masters. Do
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  Speaker 2: you find how Rory mclroy won where he had the lead,
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  Speaker 2: blew it and then came back to get the green jacket?
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  Speaker 1: Significant?
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  Speaker 2: And also after eleven years without a major what does
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  Speaker 2: this victory say about Roy McElroy as he joins the
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  Speaker 2: Lifetime Grand Slam Club. Also, Jim Nance was being goofed
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  Speaker 2: on for his line after Roy McElroy one when he
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  Speaker 2: said he stumbles on the sacred sad? How do you
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  Speaker 2: rank that call by Jim Nance? We'll talk about all
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  Speaker 2: of those storylines and much more right now here. It
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  Speaker 2: we're back at it again. Survived the weekend and the
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  Speaker 2: rare and appropriate, the rare and appropriate mal monologue about golf.
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  Speaker 1: That is our lead.
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  Speaker 2: And we're going to start out in the woods of
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  Speaker 2: Georgia because that is where the big event of the
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  Speaker 2: weekend took place.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going there.
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  Speaker 2: Why I watched it, so rather than just waste my time,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk about it because I watched the
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  Speaker 2: site of the eighty ninth edition of The Masters. They
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  Speaker 2: don't have fans, no, no, no, they're not fans there.
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  Speaker 2: They have patrons at the Masters, the elites of the elites,
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  Speaker 2: hanging out schmoozing with one another. There was a record
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  Speaker 2: amount of pollen in the air everywhere, which meant the
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  Speaker 2: sinus issues were popping up right and left. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this or not, if
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  Speaker 1: you watched any over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I usually consume very little of the Masters early on.
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  Speaker 2: Part of that is because it's not the easiestly the
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  Speaker 2: easiest thing to watch.
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  Speaker 1: You've a lot of streaming things and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: But by the weekend normally I'm more more engaged to it,
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  Speaker 2: depending on other things I have going on. But I watched,
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  Speaker 2: and so we watched so you would not have to
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  Speaker 2: the events over the weekend. And it's our act of
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  Speaker 2: public service, it's our way to give back. And it
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  Speaker 2: was actually a doozy. It was not a event that sucked.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I assume you know by now that Roy McElroy won
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  Speaker 2: the Masters in a playoff over Justin Rose there at
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  Speaker 2: the Augusta tournament there in Georgia. The course, the Beautiful Course,
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  Speaker 2: completes the career Grand Slam, his eleventh attempt, eleven years
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  Speaker 2: after I guess this is what twelve temp eleven years
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  Speaker 2: after the last major championship. So it's been it's been
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  Speaker 2: a minute over a decade since Roy McElroy won, and
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  Speaker 2: then he fell down dramatically with raw emotion, fell down
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  Speaker 2: to the ground and he had his head.
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  Speaker 1: Tucked between his arms. There was water flowing from his eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so dramatic drom off human sport athletic competition. Now
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  Speaker 2: McElroy becomes the sixth player to claim the career Grand Slam.
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  Speaker 2: And not only does Roy McElroy get the green jacket,
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  Speaker 2: which most people don't really want a green jacket, but
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  Speaker 2: there you do.
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  Speaker 1: You ever seen me wear a green jacket in public.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen.
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  Speaker 2: Anyone wear a green jacket public anyway, at the Augusta
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  Speaker 2: tournament's big deal. So he got the green jacket, he's
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  Speaker 2: got that and jumbo size check, one of those cartoon
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  Speaker 2: checks for four point two million. Four point two million,
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  Speaker 2: that's a jumbo size check right there. The runner up,
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  Speaker 2: Justin Rose, the loser, a first loser. He only got
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  Speaker 2: two point two million, so after taxes, that's like point
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  Speaker 2: two after taxes, and twenty one million was dished out
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  Speaker 2: from the tournament. They're not allowed to talk about that
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  Speaker 2: though on the broadcast because they don't like to admit
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  Speaker 2: that it's all about the money. They think it's about
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  Speaker 2: something else. But that is the second major in a
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  Speaker 2: row where mister Rose has finished second. So runner up
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  Speaker 2: doesn't get it done. So let us discuss the events here.
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  Speaker 2: Do you find how Roy McElroy got her done and
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  Speaker 2: won the green Jacket significant? How he had the lead
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  Speaker 2: going to the back nine, gagged it and then ended
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  Speaker 2: up forcing the extra playoff and then ends up winning it.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna try not to give headaches. So a do
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  Speaker 1: you find it?
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  Speaker 2: The question again, do you find how Roy McElroy won
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  Speaker 2: the Master's significant? Well, yes, right now in the moment,
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent. And the way these things work over
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  Speaker 2: the course of time, you're not gonna remember what happen.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna remember he won eight. You're not gonna remember
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  Speaker 2: exactly the events of the day. But right now, in
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  Speaker 2: this moment, yes, we are remembering, and that is certainly
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  Speaker 2: a big part of the store.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm nodding my head yes to answer the question.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 2: It will fade over time. We only have so much
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  Speaker 2: space in our little brains. There to remember all this nonsense.
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  Speaker 2: But McElroy was absolutely in control, and it was to
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  Speaker 2: the point where I was, Oh, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is gonna be boring. Now, this is gonna be boring.
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  Speaker 2: But then I realized it's golf and there are no
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  Speaker 2: bigger chunk artists than golfers. The last day of a major,
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  Speaker 2: it is a tradition, unlike any other golfers gagging on
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  Speaker 2: the back nine, and there we were set off yet again.
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  Speaker 2: Originally after nine holes the broadcast the tone was like,
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  Speaker 2: this was a coronation for Roy McElroy. But in the
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  Speaker 2: back of my head I was like, well, you know
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  Speaker 2: he's got He's had some big gags and the old
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  Speaker 2: slip on the banana peel.
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  Speaker 1: So for sixty eight of the seventy two.
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  Speaker 2: Holes over the weekend, McElroy was a dominant figure at
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  Speaker 2: Augustin National. And in those sixty eight holes, Roy McElroy
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  Speaker 2: was nineteen under par. Of course, the problem is you
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  Speaker 2: play seventy two the other four holes, don't ask the
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  Speaker 2: sixty eight holes where he was nineteen under. That's one
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  Speaker 2: stroke off of Dustin Johnson's Master's record of twenty under.
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  Speaker 2: But that was during the COVID where there were no
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  Speaker 2: patrons and at the event and all that stuff, so
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  Speaker 2: the conditions were different.
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  Speaker 1: But we were.
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  Speaker 2: Waiting for that trap door to open up, opening the
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  Speaker 2: trap door would open up, and sure enough it did,
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  Speaker 2: although it didn't open up all the way into the
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  Speaker 2: pit of vipers because Roy McElroy ended up. If you've
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  Speaker 2: seen we only really talk about the majors here, but
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  Speaker 2: there's been many missed putts, there have been many collapses.
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  Speaker 2: And on cue right around the midway point there, Roy
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  Speaker 2: McElroy sat, he moved over the seat, he moved over
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  Speaker 2: to the driver's seat, and he got behind the steering wheel,
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  Speaker 2: and he decided to drive the drive the struggle bush,
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  Speaker 2: and boy did he do it, almost completely into a ditch,
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  Speaker 2: almost completely new dish. Driving the struggle bus, Roy blew
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  Speaker 2: a two shot lead in two holes at the beginning,
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  Speaker 2: but then he got a four shot lead and on
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  Speaker 2: the back nine in a matter if my mouth or
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  Speaker 2: math is correct here, in the matter of not one,
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  Speaker 2: not two, but three holes, that was that was all gonzo.
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  Speaker 2: So he f that up right away, and much like
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  Speaker 2: an elevator, up and down, up and down, up and down.
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  Speaker 2: And during the weekend. Now I mentioned sixty eight of
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  Speaker 2: the seventy two holes. McElroy, on his way to completing
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  Speaker 2: the career Grand Slam, was amazing nineteen hundred four. The
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  Speaker 2: other four holes not one, not two, not three, four
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  Speaker 2: double bogies. Now, even if you're not a golf person,
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  Speaker 2: you know that's not good, right, double bogie not good?
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  Speaker 2: Two of them on Thursday, but then he had none
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  Speaker 2: on Friday, none on Saturday, but he made sure to
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  Speaker 2: have not one but two on Sunday. And in the
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  Speaker 2: history of this event, the only person to win with
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  Speaker 2: even three double bogies in the tournament was the Walrs
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  Speaker 2: Craig Stadler years ago, and so that means Roy McElroy
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  Speaker 2: had the most terrible shots in four different holes double.
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  Speaker 1: Bogie, double bogie, double bogie, double bogie, and end up
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  Speaker 1: winning the tournament there so he went.
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  Speaker 2: Also, he tied for the largest first round deficit, another
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  Speaker 2: reason not to watch the first round of the Masters.
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  Speaker 2: But down seven shots and he comes back and wins.
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  Speaker 2: That is tied for the largest rally. Back now page two.
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  Speaker 2: As for the mainstream, the elitist golf media and their narrative,
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  Speaker 2: if you've been paying attention, it's essentially after eleven years,
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  Speaker 2: eleven years without a major What does this victory say
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  Speaker 2: about Ry McElroy And they are laying it on thick.
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  Speaker 2: I am talking full bubble bath, full bubble bath for
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  Speaker 2: Rory McElroy, and they're just over the top.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen.
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  Speaker 2: It was a case of resilience, sure, but McElroy kind
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  Speaker 2: of liked the bamboo. He had the phrase of the
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  Speaker 2: bamboo there the bamboo bends in the wind, and McElroy
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  Speaker 2: certainly bent in the wind. He did not break. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not a case where he just flat out was
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  Speaker 2: at the top of Suck Mountain for the last decade plus.
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  Speaker 2: There's this misnomer that McElroy was just god awful, just
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  Speaker 2: god awful, and then he came back and he won,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like this great redemption story. And it was
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  Speaker 2: his seventeenth start at Augusta, and the nerds have pointed
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  Speaker 2: out that that is the second most to get the
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  Speaker 2: first win at Augusta. Sergio Garcia had gone nineteen consecutive Masters.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think it was consecutive nineteen Masters starts
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  Speaker 2: without without winning before he had.
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  Speaker 1: But the eleven year.
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  Speaker 2: Gap, now that is tied for the longest span between
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  Speaker 2: major wins. However, again he was not trash. It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: garbage over that stretch. He won nineteen times on the
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  Speaker 2: PGA Tour over those ten years, so he was averaging
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  Speaker 2: It was eleven years, but he was averaging about two
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  Speaker 2: about two wins per year, and there were bunch of
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  Speaker 2: other high finishes as well. He was only outside of
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  Speaker 2: the NERD Golf rankings, the World Golf rankings one year
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  Speaker 2: out of those eleven years, so the most part he
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  Speaker 2: was still among the top players in the sport, money
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  Speaker 2: in the top ten in the sport, and he had
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  Speaker 2: six of those years where he was in the top three.
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  Speaker 1: So again he was just like, he's hanging around.
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  Speaker 2: You make a lot of money at golf, not winning,
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  Speaker 2: but just kind of hanging out in the top ten.
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  Speaker 2: You make a lot of money doing that. They pay
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  Speaker 2: a lot of money. Rich people love golf. It's a
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  Speaker 2: rich man sport. I went to go buy golf clubs.
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  Speaker 2: I was seen about buying golf clubs last year, and
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  Speaker 2: I went to a golf shop and I saw how
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  Speaker 2: much they wanted for new golf clubs.
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  Speaker 1: I walked right out. I said, I'm done. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like golf. That much. I'm going to golf like once
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  Speaker 1: six months at the most.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't putting that kind of cash down on something
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do once every six months. But it's a
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  Speaker 2: rich man, elitist game, and that's why they have so
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  Speaker 2: much money. You can finish in the top ten and
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  Speaker 2: you're good to go. And we know he one a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of tournaments McElroy. However, Roy McElroy, nobody pays attention
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  Speaker 2: to the waste management open other than when the hoodlams
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  Speaker 2: go there just get hammered and cause debauchery. But other
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  Speaker 2: than that, you're not watching these other tournaments. Only the
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  Speaker 2: heart o golf people are watching. That's the issue. The
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  Speaker 2: rank and file watch the majors and that's it, and
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  Speaker 2: that's the problem with the sport. Now, last word, So
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  Speaker 2: Jim Nance is part of the story here. Jim Nance,
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  Speaker 2: who is synonymous with this event. He has embraced it,
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  Speaker 2: he is into it, he's all about it. So Jim
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  Speaker 2: Nance made a couple of costs. There was a lot
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  Speaker 2: of silence after Roy McElroy won the green jacket.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have some audio.
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  Speaker 2: Here that we're gonna play though, But his line after
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  Speaker 2: McElroy got very emotional. Nance is being called out for this.
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen to the call on this putter.
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  Speaker 1: He troubles to the sacred side. Yeah, there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of AMBI you knows. I don't know if you could
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  Speaker 1: hear that. Play it again us here troubles to the
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  Speaker 1: sacred side.
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  Speaker 2: So, Jim Nance, if you couldn't hear that because there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ambient crowd noise there. Nance said he
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  Speaker 2: I think he said, he clutches his putter and then
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  Speaker 2: he stumbles to the sacred sawd was what he said?
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  Speaker 2: That last part, that is the key part of this
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  Speaker 2: Jim Nance describing the emotion of Roy McElroy and that
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  Speaker 2: he stumbled to the sacred side. So how do you
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  Speaker 2: rank this call? How do you rank this call? So
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  Speaker 2: I've thought about some people very upset. How can you
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  Speaker 2: say that it's just a stupid golf course and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff? I would argue, if you hire Jim Nance
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  Speaker 2: to call a golf tournament or any sporting event, this
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  Speaker 2: is what you're gonna get, right. That's who Jim Nance is.
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  Speaker 2: That is the essence of Jim Nance. That if you're
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  Speaker 2: an officiaato of his work, this is what you want.
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  Speaker 2: That's the kind of bull crap you want from from
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  Speaker 2: a guy like Jim Nance.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're gonna get it.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Nantz is like the brand ambassador of Cheetos, right.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't easy being cheesy, but that's jim Nantz.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: The guy's just a cheese ball. He's always been a cheeseball.
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  Speaker 2: And I've known a lot of guys like that, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the broadcasting business. There's a lot of hard
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  Speaker 2: old dudes like Jim Nantz. And hey, Nance is much
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  Speaker 2: more successful than all ever be, so good for him.
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  Speaker 2: But he's a hard no mean come on, he's like
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  Speaker 2: he's like a puffy guy too in the booth, right,
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  Speaker 2: he's like at that dangerously cheesy I think was their
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  Speaker 2: slogan back in the day for for the cheese from
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  Speaker 2: Jim Nance. And that's just the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: Listen for him. I get it. This is the mecca.
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  Speaker 2: This is what he's known for, the Masters and and
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  Speaker 2: all that. And so if you want cheese, boom check.
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  Speaker 2: If you want extra surrupy, check, Nance will make it
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  Speaker 2: extra surupy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And it is amusing though, when you you juxtaposed the
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  Speaker 2: event this weekend, and how we were in here on
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  Speaker 2: Friday before the weekend, and the story, remember the story
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  Speaker 2: from round one you talk about going full circle at
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  Speaker 2: the eighty ninth Masters. So the Masters began on Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: and some no name golfer who had gone to Arizona State.
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  Speaker 1: Treated the Sacred Sod.
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  Speaker 2: As Jim Nance liked to call it there as an
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  Speaker 2: outhouse by taking a leak at Raised Creek. And then
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  Speaker 2: it ends with the golfer on his hands and knees
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  Speaker 2: there on the again sacred Sod of Augusta. So they
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• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Loop is in as well.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You can say a load of Coop at the All
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Bronco event All Bronco Fan as well. And now back
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: to it we go. Yeah, all right, us many people
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: complaining about the the reddit page. I'm not really on
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: there much. I check it out every once in a
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: while because there's been a hostile takeover of the reddit page.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: The Ben Mather Show has a Reddit page.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, there is a reddit page which I think is
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: run mostly but I think Spaccoli, I think was involved
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: in that a lot and some other people. I don't
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: check you very much, but I guess there's been a
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: hostile takeover, which I don't know that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: We need need.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: That to happen, but there has been a hostile takeover
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: by Ben by blind Scott.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, Lorena, Hello, Loraina.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Why does Coop think I shouldn't go on our Reddit page.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: It's not for the faint of heart's I'd send that
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: off the air, But I mean.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: It's interesting.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Maybe Daddy asked me the other day if I have
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: a Reddit, so yeah, maybe I should get one.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Well, not really in the reddit. Well there's some some
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: people will send me stuff from Reddit. I'm not really
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: in that world too much. I go on there every
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: every now and again, and we do have a page,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: which I'm grateful for anything to promote the show man
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not on TikTok. Somebody wants to start a Ben
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: mallor show fan page on TikTok, I'm all for it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Get people engaged. I'm all about it. So I'm not
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not against it. I just have so much time
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I can can put into that world.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Like I did do an ask Ben this weekend.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I took some time and I was I had some
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: time late at night and I think it was on
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Was it Saturday?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was Saturday.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Were you feeling chatty social?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I had some times like I'll fus around on my phone.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So I answered some questions and I was enjoyable. It
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: was nice people were very kind and that's rare on
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: that that X machine.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Was that before or after your Ben Mallard pizza?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh the pizza that was on Friday? I made the pizza.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I said, I put put the photos out
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: on Saturday because I made it late. And there is,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: by the way, there is talk now. I have not
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: gotten confirmation, but a Mom and Pop pizza RHA provider
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: did reach out to me from those photos of the
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: pizza and is considering a Mallard pie. How about that
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: stopping Yeah, Mallard Pizza mal pizza could become a man
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Well we got to I don't know where it's gonna be.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know any details on it, but they did
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: reach out. They want to know exactly what was in
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: the pie and made a pizza, you know whatever. I
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: just decided to send some photos out, made it from
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: scratch and the whole thing. And so this guy's he
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: works at a pizza reha and he's like, hey, I
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: think we could maybe do something.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So we'll see if he actually doesn't. There was actually.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Funny enough in Vancouver where we're going, there was an
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: item there briefly, and then in Michigan, where where's the
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: town from where Floyd Mayweather. There's Grand Rappids. I think
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Grand Rapids. There was a place that had the Mallor
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Pizza on there briefly, but that didn't last very long.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: And the problem is these places change ownership, These restaurants
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: change ownership, and then the new ownership then who I
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: am and they get rid of them the item?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: What's up with that? It's pull crap.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: So anyway, we'll see what happens. But that, yeah, I
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: did put some photos out. If you want to go
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: to the Instagram page or the Facebook page, there are
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: flour because there's nothing you want to see them. Overnight
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: talk show host making pizza. I can't think of anything
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: more enjoyable than my fat ass making a pizza.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: But you can check that out. And we do have
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: some reaction.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: People would like to speak and whatnot. And let's see
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: what do we have here. Page Dan a slim tim
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: is checking in. He's the proud cheesehead. He says he's chilling,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: smoking weed, playing video games and listening to the Mallor Show.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: The recipe for a wonderful night, so he says, our
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: buddy Eugene in Chicago's up all night with us he says,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: the beard number five in the NBA Playoffs and sending
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: the Warriors to the playing tournament. And I know there
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: were many many of my friends that live in the
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Bay Area that were very upset by the Warriors losing
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: that game. They were prepared to send nasty comments my way,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: but they could not do that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Eileen is one of those.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: People who's a Warriors fan, and she points out that
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: the Warriors are not gonna gone within a championship because
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: they lost to the Clippers. Spock's weed rights in from
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the Oregon Trail. He says, again another sport. I've never
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: heard a malord monologue one golf. However, this time, since
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I am a golf night, I hope you've been a
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: do more golf talk start a tradition unlike any other
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: eh rare and appropriate spots weed.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You don't really want to hear me do golf commentary
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: all the time? You don't. You don't want that at all.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: You really don't.
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• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Of going pro? Who will be going pro and to.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Which team next Thursday in the draft find out on
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• 23:52
  Speaker 2: next Thursday night, eight pm Eastern throughout the first round
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: of the draft, as insider Jake Laser, former Jets General
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• 24:03
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• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Joe Douglas has some stories. I bet you he's got
• 24:31
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• 24:35
  Speaker 2: was it Steve Kim was in here the last.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Year or two.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the former Cardinals GM worked for us for the draft.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And now now we have a.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Former Jets GM, Joe Douglas. So we'll see. May about
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: does show up randomly and because they always have food.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: When there's you know, when there's big stars, you know,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: they bring food, like lots of food, like high end food.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: Draft in super Bowl that's the that's when the good food.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I guess Super Bowl. So it's just it's
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: usually just pizza.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, no, no. And we also, yeah, go ahead,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: we have access to the building. We did. Just show
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: up to the building.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And you just wander around your key card and gets
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: you yeah, get just show up and it's like yeah yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and they'll they'll leave it all in the blue kitchen
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: and we'll just go over there and hang out. We'll
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: just eat pizza and uh and well we know when
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: they're on the air because we can hear their speakers
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: in the hallways. And while they're on the air, we'll
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: just eat all the pizza. It'll be great, right, you know,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: and they'll have to order more pizza. And they will
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: order more pizza. The company will order more pizza, you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: because you got big shots like Jay Glazer in here.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Come on, now, they get the fancy pizza. No, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: don't see the palm of the fancy pizzas the large slices.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: It goes too fast. They what's that high end place
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: they usually go to. Uh, there's a pizza place street. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: they go this Mulberry Is that mulberr?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's kind of I mean.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: It's massive pieces. They're bigger than your head, I know.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: But you know, we want that quantity. We on smaller pieces.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You can feel like you're eating more.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Uh. And the only reason they went to that place
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: because it was close. That's the only reason. This woman
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Annie that worked there ran the place. He's, oh, it's close,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: we'll go We'll go to the ball Burst Street.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And so we went there and then we just they
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: for somehow they've stayed in business all these years, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: so we just go there. It's not bad, but there's
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: other I want the most bang for your We have
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: a lot of hungry people that work here.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: So I feel like you can get more value at
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Little Caesars Pizza. Pizza, well, not necessarily a little bit,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you know something. Dominoes. Yeah, Dominoes. We good Dominoes back
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: in the day. They're the best of the cheesy cheesy
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: bread is pretty solid. Cheesybread solid.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I like round table that's expensive though, and that you know,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: there's not many around here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: Dominoes now has a stuff crust the first time they've
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: ever done that, and it is delicious, But that just doesn't.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Make sense to me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Why get pizza with cheese and the crust when there's
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: already cheese on the pizza too?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You lost your bloody mind? What do you? A timeout? Cut?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: A timeout? That's worse than your sports safe? What's wrong
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: with you? Come on, you can't have too much cheese.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: In fact, I saw I didn't see the Dominoes, but
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I saw somebody sent me a video on YouTube of
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: how Pizza Hut makes their there.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: They have a similar thing with the cheese and the dough,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: and I think I could recreate that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's simple, it's just you wrap it around, not
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: that hard. Yeah, that's solid. I'm gonna next time I
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: make pizza, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna put the cheese,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the string cheese, wrap that around, but only part of it,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: because that's you know, string cheese. You put all string
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: cheese around it, like, I'll have half string cheese half
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: not super Marcus Steve right since says, why are you
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: trying to buy new clubs? You should buy used golf clubs.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: You can get a decent set for around three hundred dollars.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: In fact, I have an old set that I use
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: with my friends who don't have clubs.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I want to play if you if you want to
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: have it, you can have. Well.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: The problem is, and you're a tall guy, Supermarket Eve,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: You've come to many of these events that we've done.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm a tall guy too.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: So but the only reason I looked at golf clubs
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: there was a I was shopping right near a Costco.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: There was a golf store, so I was like, all right,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I'll go in there. I like going to the driving roies.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, I had my grandfather's clubs. May
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: he rest in peace, and so I used to go
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: out golf to just to the driving range. I take
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: some frustration out, just whacked the ball and it's like
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: crush it. And then I started going to this top
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: golf thing. Started futzing around with that, so I was like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: all right, I kind of get back into it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: So I was like, okay. But then we've.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Moved a couple of times over the years, and so
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: one of the moves, I got rid of the golf
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: clubs because I hadn't been golfing in a while. So
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I I'll go see what the golf clubs are, and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: oh my god, it was insane how much they're they're
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: going at the golf store, which I mean, I know
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: it's a golf store. Of course they're going to charge
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: you a lot. But the problem is I need like
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: tall clubs.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: If I can get used clubs for someone that's a
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: taller size, I'd be all about it. King Rory writes in.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: He says, the only from one Roy to another, it's
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: about that McElroy not only wins the Masters, he finally
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: ends his major drought. Now when I do a creep
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: outside from the safety of my home, I can hold
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: my head high up knowing that McElroy did not tarnish
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: the proud name of Rory.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: So So he says, who else do we have? Page down?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Let's skip over that one for dog from so Cal
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: writes in. He says, what a masterful opening monologue. Man, bravo.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Did you have your bullet points or did you freeball it?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Like last Thursday? Everything was working here, everything was good
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: to go. Everything was good. Bill writes in and says,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: malard pizza ingredients, one flower tortilla, catchup, cheese, whiz and
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: two sliced hot dogs.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: All right, Bill bil It makes me want to puke
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: in my mouth. Absolutely.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Terry in England writes In says, thank god for the
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: golf talk, that it's all over coma inducing. He says,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: he's just got a coba talking.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I was talking golf. He got a colba.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: He did point out, though it is it is hip
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: to clip and Nostradenis said nobody cares about the Clippers.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: But yet I remember a couple of years ago, No
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Strenas was like, oh man, the Clippers are going to
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: move back to Seattle and they're gonna return your bombers
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: a Seattle guy and all that. You wanted the Clippers,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: you you couldn't get them. You wanted them, you could
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: not get them, could not get them.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I score the phones. Say hello to Kelly who's in
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: des Moines formerly known as Donut Kelly, Hello Kelly in
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the moin.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: What's good?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Ben? Well, I just made it through a golf monologue
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and no one died, so that is a good thing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I wanted to talk golf, so you're done
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: with it?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I wanted to talk golf? Are you no?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not like you know, you know, I'm open to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: talking golf.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing another there will be no more thought
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: to a lout all your philis down the line. There
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: will not be another golf monologue. But I'm open to
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: talking about golf. But I have some other stories. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: have some other stories called my attention all.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Right, okay, okay, no, Because my dad, my uncle's best
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: friend is the pro at Pebble Beach, and my dad
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: and my mom one time were they hold the signs
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: at the US Open, and so my dad did, like
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: he put his name on the sign. So he's got
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: like the sign yields they have it like the holes.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: So my dad has the golf equivalent of the Ring Girls,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yes exactly, except it's old white guys.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yes sign with his name on it next to Tiger Woods,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: so it says like Ernie Ankram and Tiger Woods.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Like that's nice. There you go, that's solid.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: And then also when I was learning the golf as
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: a kid, my dad told me there was a bunch
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: of geese in the front of the tee and my
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, you're in a hill over room,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: don't worry about it.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: And no, I hit a goose yeah, they don't.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to speak for the goose. But they
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: don't generally like that. The geese do not appreciate that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: They don't. Yeah, and they're very they're very angry. But
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: that that's got to be where they got the angry
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: birds from. Is there any bird angrier than the goose?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: The geese. The geese are the angriest a holes in
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the bird world.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Right, yes, yeah, and they but part of.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: It is because kids attack them.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: So I get it, like if you're attacking it, but
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: at the park, the kids go after the they try
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: to grab the neck, so that's why they're very defensive.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: No, they're very angry. And my dad informed me. He
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: was like, no, Kelly, you'll be fine, Like you won't
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: get the goose. And I was like, okay.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: See he had faith in his daughter, and his daughter
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: let it and broke his heart right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And the and the neck of a bird and it
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: was it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Was a straight shot and the goose really took it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I hear you all right there you fun golf story
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: from our friend Kelly. Thank you the great Kelly. Well,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: it was not intentional. It was unintentional Manuel in Guardina
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: rights since says a plus plus plus plus hashtag hashtag
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: golf sucks. It's easily the most boring spectator sport ever. Also,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: the elitist blankety blanks who play are insufferable, as are
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: they're goofball fans. You suck and well in Guardina not
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: a supporter, not a supporter, Leen writes in she says
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: she's very happy that you're back, Lorena, So she must
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: have paid her for that Mallard pizza, lots of goat cheese.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now I have the goat cheese does not
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: agree with my my stomach, it does not. We did
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: have an interesting story from the golf world over the
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: weekend and dudes being dude.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: So there's video. There's video that went viral.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Jordan Spief had the they calling it the ultimate dude moment.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: As he was walking out at the Augusta tournament on Sunday,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: he was given like bumps high fives to some fans
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: and one of the people he did the old cup check,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: the old ball check with the stick and it was
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: on camera.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: It was dabbing the fans and then he had the
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: stick in one hand. He was dabbing with the other
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: hand and then he kind of did the old tap
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  Speaker 2: right there and was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: He was outstanding.
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  Speaker 2: He also Jordan Speed got on a roll this weekend
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  Speaker 2: because on Saturday, and it's kind of dated now, so
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't mention in the monolog but Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Speed complained about muddy balls.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he has an issue and I think
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: we all have issues with Muney should watch them. No,
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  Speaker 2: we have issues with the muddy ball issue. This is
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: a big problem in golf. So he was complaining. He says,
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  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to talk about them, but mud balls
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  Speaker 2: affect the master's significant and all see your balls, sir,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see. I've always said I do not
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: like muddy balls. I don't. I've said that for a like.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I've used to golf all the time. Muddy balls. Debbie
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  Speaker 2: Downer right, clean those balls, So you got to keep
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: them clean.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not allowed. I think you're allowed to. I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: think the rules of golf.
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  Speaker 5: What's the best technique to clean your balls?
• 35:06
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• 35:09
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• 35:26
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• 35:28
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• 35:31
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  Speaker 2: This is where we pretend to be somebody else. Thus
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: we call it the who am I Game? Roy McElroy
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  Speaker 2: joined me as just the second player to complete a
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: career Grand Slam at the Masters.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: And that is the question. What's the answer?
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  Speaker 2: Nature Boy says, you need to wash them muddy balls
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  Speaker 2: is the answer? Mark in Santa Monica says it is
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Heisman Trophy a winner, rocket Ismail.
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  Speaker 1: That is the way to go.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Uncle Leo from Sean in the Valley of the Sun,
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  Speaker 2: spocks Weed says, Gary Player or Happy Gilmore is the
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: way to go. Shane in des Moine says Dominic Rogers
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Cromarty is the answer. Sean in Portland going with the
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  Speaker 2: President Trump? Who else do we have? Former sport spur
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Boris diaw from the Nature Boy answering the call to
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  Speaker 2: the wild Super Marcus Seeve says you're my dad's favorite
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: golfer of all time. Fuzzy Zeller is a Fuzzy Zeller
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  Speaker 2: funny name?
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  Speaker 1: Who else?
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  Speaker 2: Paige Dan Lance Parish guests by Robin Minnesota, Heidi Flice
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  Speaker 2: from Big Lou He's on number two?
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Eating stuffed crusted first from King Rory Dwarf guessed by
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: malarprop guy. That's his answer, Greg Norman from Eileen Donkey
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  Speaker 2: Donut the garbage pail Kid from Alf the Alien Opiner,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Bryce Mitchell from Robbie the Mariner fan.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
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  Speaker 2: Cody Rhodes from Adrian Shooter McGavin from Far Out Dave
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Chee Chee Rodriguez guess by Andy and Lino Lakes. Kirby's
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: going with Jens Sterotur as his answer. John Daly's Ashtray
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  Speaker 2: from Stuck in Sacramento. All Right, what say you, Lorraya?
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  Speaker 5: My guess was gonna be happy?
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  Speaker 2: Madison Ben fine answer unless it's not the correct answer
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  Speaker 2: is Jene Sarazon in nineteen thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think years ago. I know that's actually ninety
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: years ago. Let's Sallo to Barry, who's in Boston? What's
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: going on? Barry? Welcome? What do you got? I don't
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: have a lot of time. What do you got for me? Barry?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: What do you got? Man? I love to shoot him.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: McCoy reference. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Pabby Gilmore, you can't go around there.
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  Speaker 2: It's springtime.
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  Speaker 1: Brother. We got to talk about golf.
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  Speaker 3: I'm terrible at golf, just like everybody's listening.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: But hey, yeah I'm terrible. I'm not I'm not terrible gol.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I'm I just don't talk a lot of it. That's
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the issue here. I know it's four times a year, Barry,
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  Speaker 2: four times. That's it. Four times