Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / The friend that loves to spend your money
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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: I know you would flip if Tiffany did j this new TikTok prank to you.
- 0:04SPEAKER_02: So it's called the bathroom tour trend where she would come tour?
- 0:08SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 0:08SPEAKER_02: Oh she would come into the bathroom while you were taking a number two.
- 0:12SPEAKER_02: And she would say, Oh, look over here to our new lighting fixtures and blah, blah, blah.
- 0:18SPEAKER_02: And you would be sitting on the John.
- 0:19SPEAKER_01: And it's because that's the here's the here's the reason for this.
- 0:24SPEAKER_01: There is we'll play the clip and then I'll Okay.
- 0:26SPEAKER_02: Now this is this is an older couple.
- 0:29SPEAKER_02: His reaction, the older couples, their reactions are the best.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: Now I'm gonna give you a tour of the bathroom.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: This is one of the smallest ones in the house.
- 0:36SPEAKER_00: I redid it in a sand color, and I'm not sure what to do.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: I have the mirror with the light, and then I'm I'm a little stuck here with this wall.
- 0:46SPEAKER_00: I don't know where to put it in the water.
- 0:47SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
- 0:48SPEAKER_00: You're not filming it, are you?
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: Loretta! Shelf.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: Oh, be quiet.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: Say hi to the hell out of here! What's the matter with you?
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: By the way, I met her yesterday at Home Goods in Ithaca.
- 1:01SPEAKER_00: Loretta!
- 1:02SPEAKER_01: I don't know what to do here.
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: I I there I was listening to an older couple that wasn't even a couple, it was two old older ladies that were shopping at Home Goods in Ithaca.
- 1:12SPEAKER_01: Every single aisle.
- 1:13SPEAKER_01: You know when you're shopping and you get in the pattern of you're like one row over from somebody all the way through the store.
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: Yes, like and you're like, are you following me?
- 1:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're not really, but you know, you know how it is.
- 1:23SPEAKER_01: You but you jokingly say it to them in a they get there a minute and a half before you, and then you're just stuck in the pattern of, oh, they're on aisle uh 2A, I'm on uh 1A, you know.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: And you have to take a little bit longer in 1A so you don't bump in the into them too much.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: And I'm listening to this one woman who had this jersey, but I'm now living in Florida accent, because at one point she goes, Well, I live in Florida.
- 1:47SPEAKER_01: Coral Gables.
- 1:48SPEAKER_01: Coral Gables.
- 1:49SPEAKER_01: I almost stopped.
- 1:50SPEAKER_01: I go, Do you know Ruth Barbarino?
- 1:52SPEAKER_01: You should have asked.
- 1:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would have been great.
- 1:54SPEAKER_01: But every aisle, this woman was like, Oh, this is fabulous.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: Like she was trying to get it.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: Felicia, what do you think of this?
- 2:00SPEAKER_01: She was trying to get her friend to buy everything.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: She's like, Oh, I love this, this stuff.
- 2:04SPEAKER_01: You need one of these.
- 2:05SPEAKER_01: Do you have towels?
- 2:07SPEAKER_01: You need towels.
- 2:08SPEAKER_01: I was listening to this going, are you trying to get your friend to buy something from every aisle?
- 2:13SPEAKER_02: Stop it right there.
- 2:14SPEAKER_02: We all have that friend.
- 2:15SPEAKER_02: Danielle loves to spend my money and as much of it as possible.
- 2:19SPEAKER_02: But it is.
- 2:20SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, it drives me nuts.
- 2:22SPEAKER_01: Oh, you need this squirrel butter dish.
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: Nothing holds butter like the squirrel butter dish does.
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: Oh, you go all the time.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: It's nuts.
- 2:31SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 2:32SPEAKER_01: And then the next Alova.
- 2:34SPEAKER_01: Do you need dish to oh the my favorite was the one.
- 2:37SPEAKER_01: This dish rack is the best dish rack you ever saw.
- 2:41SPEAKER_01: You can keep it dry over here, dry over there.
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: And then you hear the other friend.
- 2:45SPEAKER_01: Don't get the wood one.
- 2:46SPEAKER_01: The wood one gets it gets all wobbling.
- 2:48SPEAKER_01: She's trying to be kind of nice, but I can also tell she was getting agitated where she was just sort of like, Yeah, I'm good with the one that I have.
- 2:54SPEAKER_01: That's wonderful.
- 2:55SPEAKER_01: Oh, I used mine all the time.
- 2:58SPEAKER_02: Because Danielle, it's not just uh you could or could you use, it's you need this.
- 3:03SPEAKER_01: Yeah, does it go in the cart as she says it?
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 3:06SPEAKER_01: She's like, you know, whoop, right in the cart.
- 3:08SPEAKER_01: This new all-clad frying pan is the best ever.
- 3:11SPEAKER_01: I just pour the grease right out of it.
- 3:14SPEAKER_01: I'm literally listening to this woman give a sales pitch of something in every single aisle.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: Speaking of which.
- 3:20SPEAKER_01: We all have that friend.
- 3:21SPEAKER_01: We have gifts.
- 3:22SPEAKER_01: Uh Tiffany grabbed these for you yesterday.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: I uh this is your uh new, well, here you can describe it.
- 3:28SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love a notebook.
- 3:30SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's a good notebook.
- 3:31SPEAKER_02: It's oh, it's pink, and there's little like a hologram, not hologram, holographic Diet Cokes on it with bows.
- 3:39SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 3:39SPEAKER_01: Oh, and each page says Diet Coke.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: There you go.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: And then she got you this.
- 3:42SPEAKER_01: That's awesome! I don't know what this is, but it's a diet, it's a Diet Coke neon sign.
- 3:48SPEAKER_01: Where can we hang this in the studio?
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: Oh, does it light up right now?
- 3:51SPEAKER_01: You need a neon sign in your house, Martha.
- 3:55SPEAKER_02: My gosh.
- 3:56SPEAKER_01: This was so funny yesterday.
- 3:58SPEAKER_02: I sit in the studio so much.
- 4:00SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 4:00SPEAKER_02: I never sit at my desk, so I would love for it to hang in the street.
- 4:03SPEAKER_01: I love that you two have started trading Diet Coke paraphernalia.
- 4:06SPEAKER_01: You gave her an old hotel room key, you know, uh key ring.
- 4:10SPEAKER_02: Speaking of, I never hit up Dollar Tree.
- 4:12SPEAKER_02: I said I was gonna do this the other day.
- 4:13SPEAKER_02: I ended up, honestly, Thursday.
- 4:16SPEAKER_02: I started a new little project at work because we one of our other stations had something approved.
- 4:21SPEAKER_01: So you're battling that bad to get into it.
- 4:24SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't get in here at all.
- 4:25SPEAKER_02: And then I have to tell you how to pick a restaurant.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, we gotta get there too.
- 4:28SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll tell you how to do it.
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: Take Vivian with you.
- 4:33SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I need some batteries, which I think we have here down the hall.
- 4:42SPEAKER_02: Oh, speaking, I got something else to tell ya.
- 4:45SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you listen to me.
- 4:47SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you the restaurant thing first.
- 4:49SPEAKER_02: All right, we'll get it.
- 4:50SPEAKER_02: And then I have a nightstand thing second.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: Okay, from the from from one to one.
- 4:54SPEAKER_02: So let's do let's do restaurant thing right before the big three.
- 4:58SPEAKER_02: How about that one?