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Barras Bits - It's The Equivalent Of Being Asked To Run Through A Brick Wall, Then Do It Again · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Time for Barry's bits mining guys.
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  Speaker 2: Great to see another Friday, isn't it good?
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  Speaker 3: It's nice outside too, even though it had been a
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  Speaker 3: big storm.
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  Speaker 4: It's all lift.
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  Speaker 2: The look very forward to walking my dog.
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  Speaker 4: Very murky when we came in this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Now tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Dockers, Adelaide, oval in Aiden Young, Yes, out shape, Bolton
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  Speaker 3: our Man's back.
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  Speaker 2: One of the best players being rested more or less.
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  Speaker 4: She's nice. Nice when you're in a position to rest
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  Speaker 4: someone like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, the he sparked him last week as well.
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  Speaker 3: Port Adelaide's so injure injury depleted. Basically, they've got their
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  Speaker 3: best four players out. Okay, so the four most important
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  Speaker 3: players are not playing, So doccers fans, I want you
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  Speaker 3: to cover your ears, actually, reader Rick Hart Rove Luke Longley,
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  Speaker 3: to cover your ears. I'm about to say the most
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  Speaker 3: dangerous words. The Dockers should win easily here it is
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  Speaker 3: I said it.
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  Speaker 2: Put your hands down there.
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  Speaker 3: Of course that's exactly the sort of sentence that makes
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  Speaker 3: Frio fans start sweating.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, easily ten goals.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly the kind of time you lose.
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  Speaker 4: Without breaking a sweat, you know, when they're backed into
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  Speaker 4: a corner dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: But I reckon the Dockers are at that stage where
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  Speaker 2: they've got to break that. Who do that?
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  Speaker 3: You know we're going to jinx ourselves and all that.
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  Speaker 3: They're better than that. I mean, I remember when when
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  Speaker 3: we were in our heyday the Eagles, we were contemptuous
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  Speaker 3: of the opposition.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think they need a bit of that?
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  Speaker 2: We've got so arrogant Okay, but you sort of need that,
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  Speaker 2: You need to have that self belief. They're a different team.
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  Speaker 2: It's a new world. Freeo and Porter wounded Free are flying.
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  Speaker 2: In the past, this had the ingredients of a danger game,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: This is a different Free and No. No, some Frio
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  Speaker 3: fans are turning off the radio now going you.
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  Speaker 2: Get some wood knocking on woods and we're gonna shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Barry you idiot.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not the way it is, So go Dockers Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Eagles tough Fort has this least. The Eagles are playing
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  Speaker 3: in the next two weeks, potentially the two Grand finalists.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, in successive.
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  Speaker 5: It's nothing like a challenge.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going to say, nothing like a good test.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's the equivalent of being asked to run
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  Speaker 2: through a brick wall and then do it again the
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  Speaker 2: Brisbane Liones tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 3: You don't mind at Optus the Wallabies are playing Italy
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  Speaker 3: as well at HbF Park and they then they've got
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  Speaker 3: the Derby coming up, so that which is almost like
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  Speaker 3: their Grand finalist supposed for West Coast. Yeah, big fort line.
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  Speaker 3: Measuring themselves against the best. For Freo fans is about
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  Speaker 3: measuring their blood pressure.
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  Speaker 2: Probably you know what I mean. Did you watch it
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  Speaker 2: last night? You wouldn't watch last night, you guys.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: I tuned in to see the score and Kilder hadn't
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  Speaker 1: scored yet when I had a look, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you turned away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I saw it towards the end and Geelong
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  Speaker 4: starting to just pull away.
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  Speaker 3: Geelong vcent Kilda. The Saints haven't won in Geelong this century.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty seven years have been nineteen ninety nine and they
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  Speaker 4: still haven't. Still the stretch continued.
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  Speaker 2: The last time they won down there, it was nineteen
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine, and people still thought DVDs were going to
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  Speaker 2: be the big future things.
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  Speaker 5: They play and what a party like.
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  Speaker 1: It's nineteen ninety nine and before they run out?
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  Speaker 2: Did happen to DVDs? They just went they were bigger.
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  Speaker 5: Then they just went bor there in landfill somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: You don't keep those even Claarsy wouldn't have kept them
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Clay keeps everything I've kept. I've perception they're sitting
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  Speaker 4: in boxes in the cupboard.
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  Speaker 2: Really, what do you play them on? I've got a
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  Speaker 2: DVD player. You're still got to player I have?
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  Speaker 4: You can pick them up real cheap.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is how old my car is. I've got
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  Speaker 2: a DVD player in my car.
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  Speaker 4: Really, player in your car?
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  Speaker 5: Is it in the boot?
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  Speaker 2: It is in the boot? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Or a CD play CD boot?
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  Speaker 2: No, I've got sorry CD.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got a DVD player in the car. I
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  Speaker 4: think the cops won't have a word to you before
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  Speaker 4: you leave the car park this morning.
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  Speaker 5: The concept of it being in the boot, what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: I like to click around.
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  Speaker 4: To stop the car get out.
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  Speaker 5: You have a c.
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  Speaker 2: S I know. And it was amazing how he still
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  Speaker 2: got one, even the shaking it didn't affect it. It
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  Speaker 2: was amazing, was it? Anyway? Trip down we do? Now
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  Speaker 2: we're just a little bit of cricket before we go
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  Speaker 2: to the break. The English have finally admitted that bas
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  Speaker 2: ball wasn't a revolution.
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  Speaker 4: It was no body line.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was batters on red bull basically, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: So they've admitted it doesn't work in test cricket, so
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  Speaker 3: they sacked their coach, Brendan McCallum test coach.
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  Speaker 2: He's nicknamed Baz. So that's where the name basball came from.
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  Speaker 4: A key.
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  Speaker 2: So the poems want wind ball, they don't want bas ball.
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  Speaker 4: That's a little harder to get.
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  Speaker 3: Besball's gone the way of New Coke and those Google glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Remember those Google glasses that came out?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, have you got some of them too in your boot?
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  Speaker 2: What did they call those people who were those dorks?
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  Speaker 3: Argentina versus Spain World Cup Final, five am Monday morning,
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  Speaker 3: Perth times set your alarms?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't like it?
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  Speaker 3: Actually ly so I was so I want to talk
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  Speaker 3: to you about this. Did you see Posh?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Oh she was making up for it.
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  Speaker 1: She she was the most demonstrative I've ever seen. Did
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  Speaker 1: someone slip her something other than a piece of steamed.
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  Speaker 5: Broccoli?
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  Speaker 2: Because she had so much energy she overcooked it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the guy the England fan who got
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  Speaker 1: a five hundred and fifty pounds tattoo are saying that
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  Speaker 1: they were the winners of twenty twenty six. Before he
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  Speaker 1: said if it doesn't come off, I'll ad us.
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  Speaker 4: Joking it's not coming Homeland made a message that's not
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  Speaker 4: coming off.
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  Speaker 2: No, But there was funny seeing Posh because Becks obviously
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  Speaker 2: was very upset that she didn't get up and celebrate
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  Speaker 2: last game, and this time she really over because like
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  Speaker 2: she discovered botox or something coming off apparently anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: reckon Bex might have even said, settled down love that
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  Speaker 2: she's going over the top now.
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  Speaker 3: So Messi set up two goals against the Poems. The
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  Speaker 3: debate has been going on about who's the greatest of
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  Speaker 3: all time?
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  Speaker 2: Who's the goat?
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  Speaker 3: I think now we know that it's Leon old Messi,
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  Speaker 3: even ahead of maybe Pala and Maradona, and obviously definitely
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  Speaker 3: ahead of Christiana Ronaldo. A different areas you can't compare, hard,
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  Speaker 3: hard to know, but his record and his right foot
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  Speaker 3: he's a left foot right and he set up the
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  Speaker 3: winning goal with his right foot. His left foot's great
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  Speaker 3: and he's left. His right foot is supernatural as well,
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  Speaker 3: quite remarkable. So Sunday, yeah, so five am, per time,
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  Speaker 3: bizarre and it has this matchup. Have you seen this
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  Speaker 3: photo of Lionel Messi and Lamin Yama.
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  Speaker 5: This is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that Lamin Yamal is the Spanish champion. He's
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  Speaker 3: the nineteen year old superstar, of course. But when Messi
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  Speaker 3: was twenty, they had a photo shoot with a five
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  Speaker 3: month old baby, and the baby is Yamal.
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  Speaker 2: Who's now spain superstar. The fighter was taken in two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and seven. Here's how it happened.
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  Speaker 3: FC Milan, the famous footy team which Messi was playing
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  Speaker 3: for UNICEF, and the local Spanish newspaper said, okay, let's
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  Speaker 3: produce a charity calendar to raise money for children's causes.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys been through this already?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Well no, no, no, no, no, I read about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So local families entered a raffle to get their child
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  Speaker 3: to be in the farta, the baby in the fata,
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  Speaker 3: and of course it was Lamin Yamal by pure chance.
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  Speaker 3: And of all things, Messi's bathing, bathing the kid, bathing
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  Speaker 3: the kids.
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  Speaker 5: And then nineteen years down the track they're going.
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  Speaker 2: To be playing off in a World Cup final.
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  Speaker 5: It's incredible, it's an incredible story.
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  Speaker 2: That is a remarkable story. And I don't know who's
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  Speaker 2: going to get the bath in the game, but cheap
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  Speaker 2: it is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Nineteen years later that has happened. Couldn't write a better script.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to mention Sam Kerr as well. She's returned
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  Speaker 3: to soccer in the USA. She plays for Gotham. Cool name,
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  Speaker 3: Gotham Luck in Batman forty two thousand. Turned out to
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  Speaker 3: see a little bit. I think I'll move on to
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  Speaker 3: the next the next debate. But anyway, that photo, Google it,
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  Speaker 3: check it out.
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  Speaker 5: Incredible is an incredible coincidence.
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  Speaker 2: And the kid looks nothing like Lamarle. Now if you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, he was, but you'll understand what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying. He looks different than.
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  Speaker 5: I see you. The game will have been running
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  Speaker 4: Someone will be holding up the World Cup, and we'll
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  Speaker 4: be talking about that on Monday when we see her