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S1 Ep17: Nice and Easy · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On.
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  Speaker 2: The Launai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome, welcome back to the Lunai. Motherfuckers, how you be.
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  Speaker 3: It's me Aaron, It's me Gina, It's me Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: And with us today. Drum roll please, we have who
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  Speaker 1: I think we promised would be our first guests, but
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  Speaker 1: just kidding. Here they are today.
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  Speaker 2: Third is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: There is that elementary school rhyme. Wasn't second to bestir?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Third the nerd fuck? Sorry anyway, look you're here. We're glad.
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  Speaker 1: It's our friends Stevie and Augie from BFYT.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry to deceive you. I claimed we're gonna be first,
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  Speaker 5: and I screwed that up. We were third.
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  Speaker 4: I was off just by two of those this time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If anyone here was off, it's probably me. If you
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  Speaker 1: ask my co workers and my coworkers, I'm and my co.
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  Speaker 2: Hosts m that's how we like her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, anyway, well, hey, so welcome to the show. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: You've been rewatching Golden Girls on your own right like
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  Speaker 1: on you watch and you've.
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  Speaker 4: Been previously as like a family.
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  Speaker 5: Each night after dinner, we sit down, we watch a
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  Speaker 5: couple episodes of a series whatever we choose for the
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  Speaker 5: time being.
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  Speaker 4: We started with Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 5: I think we went through the entire run and we
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  Speaker 5: have seen all every episode, but we've also went through.
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  Speaker 6: Five other shows.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so this is a while ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's been a bit and we are fans
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  Speaker 5: of the herb so our memories. So I remember the
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  Speaker 5: Golden Girls. I kind of remember most of their names still,
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  Speaker 5: but it's like a blank slate in here, so it's
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  Speaker 5: gonna be kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest and tell you that Kristen takes notes.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, if you plan to win the game, you
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  Speaker 1: probably should take notes.
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  Speaker 3: We can just give her the trophy.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I say, yeah, I just want to address the
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  Speaker 1: elephant in the realm real quick. I. As you may
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  Speaker 1: have noticed, there were only three voices when we started
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  Speaker 1: up the show. Our good friend Jody, Light of our Life,
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  Speaker 1: our Blanche. She has decided to just take a little
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  Speaker 1: step back to focus on her career and some stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on in her life. She may or may not
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  Speaker 1: rejoin us at some point, but for right now, we
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  Speaker 1: hope that you know you're you're kicking ass and taking names.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish you're nothing, but the best.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, he's off at the at the Rusty Anchor singing
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  Speaker 2: for the boys right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so we were we were attempted to go
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  Speaker 1: the Cocoa route and just see if anyone noticed, because
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  Speaker 1: that's all we've talked about since we started recording this podcast,
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  Speaker 1: was how Coco just vanished. So we Coco wanted a
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  Speaker 1: Coco experience as well, but with a Anyway, I digress.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's move on to do you know you were
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  Speaker 1: just a Disneyland, weren't you.
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  Speaker 7: I was the happiest place on earth two days ago,
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  Speaker 7: well two days ago I was of this recording for
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  Speaker 7: my eleventh wedding anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, that's where we went on our honeymoon. He said,
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  Speaker 2: let's go back.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's perfect, same hotel or different one.
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  Speaker 2: A different one because we're poor now that we live
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  Speaker 2: in California.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 6: Got that honeymoon money.
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  Speaker 2: Stayed at the Holiday Inn that's literally on the other
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  Speaker 2: of the parking structure, so you just have to walk around.
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  Speaker 1: Oh perfect, Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like we would have parked here anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen at the Hotel six Main Gate before, which
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  Speaker 1: is like too far of a lock. So you have
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  Speaker 1: to take like a six dollars lift to the park.
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  Speaker 1: It's so pathetic. You feel bad, but like, honestly, if
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  Speaker 1: you take that lock, you can't take that walk back
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  Speaker 1: to your home.
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  Speaker 2: Take the walk back. Yeah, I'm like, my feet are
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  Speaker 2: swollen and they hurt. Yeah, I don't realize how much
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  Speaker 2: you walk.
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  Speaker 3: I think we did twenty two thousand steps.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's like ten miles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should try going with well. The Penns family
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  Speaker 1: gets to go more frequently now because we started talking
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  Speaker 1: about going and people that could sign them in would
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  Speaker 1: sign them in. But the early days of them going
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  Speaker 1: with me, we'd be there from like open the clothes
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  Speaker 1: and all of us could no longer really walk and
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  Speaker 1: our backs hurt, and like Eddie would be like, I
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  Speaker 1: just got to keep moving, like I'm the opposite bring
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  Speaker 1: down like the robot. It was just it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Did you and Matt stay the old time?
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  Speaker 2: No, And we did like noon to nine and we
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  Speaker 2: were fucking done. Disneyland in your forties is different. You
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  Speaker 2: need to stretch more, take breaks.
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  Speaker 4: Hydrate a lot more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I'm not peeing enough.
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  Speaker 3: I need a water.
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  Speaker 6: Those benches every makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Now, No, they seem to have gotten rid of benches.
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  Speaker 2: They want you moving and spending us. Not as many
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  Speaker 2: the benches.
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  Speaker 1: Were causing, Like in frontier Land, for instance, they were
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  Speaker 1: causing like shoes during heavy times of the day. Not
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  Speaker 1: a period, guys, I don't know what it came out like.
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  Speaker 1: Sounded like Disneyland was a period.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we don't know. We're not into that information.
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  Speaker 1: You don't start the Crimson way. That's cool. Recently, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: the benches in front Hanland were problem. All the pan
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  Speaker 1: traders would go out and hang there, and so like
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  Speaker 1: they took about eight benches on the Frontierland a few
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  Speaker 1: years ago. And now for the pin traders, they bring
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  Speaker 1: in tables and then they come and take the tables away.
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  Speaker 1: They tell you when you're allowed to like gather and
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  Speaker 1: have your pin books and stuff, because it just congestion
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  Speaker 1: becomes a problem. It's just such a crowd of places.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, there used to be as many benches as
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  Speaker 1: trash cans.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of trash cans.
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  Speaker 1: Well did trash cans he personally engineered at the start,
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  Speaker 1: Not now, I mean, obviously he's dead, but like at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, he played out where the Actually this really
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  Speaker 1: interesting documentary called Tragic Kingdom sung by Glen Stefani talks
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  Speaker 1: about how his head's growsen So just kidding anyway, Look,
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  Speaker 1: the real thing is true. He plotted out how far
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  Speaker 1: away the trash cans were by, like how long it
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  Speaker 1: took him to finish, like his apple or like whatever
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  Speaker 1: he was eating while he was working around the park.
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  Speaker 1: Guy was like low key, honestly, kind of a genius.
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  Speaker 8: He put a lot of thut into it, he did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I could never do that. I would just
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  Speaker 1: get high and forget.
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  Speaker 2: But and there's also people with little grabby's that will
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  Speaker 2: get trash, so like they it is clean.
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  Speaker 1: The managers all get it grabby too. Cast members. If
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  Speaker 1: you see the trash on the ground somewhere, you're still
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  Speaker 1: supposed to pick it up, but you don't get a
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  Speaker 1: grabby managers.
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  Speaker 3: Do I want my grabby?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: You went to Universal as well, right? And what else
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  Speaker 1: did you do?
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  Speaker 2: I let to see the new Mario Land, the Superintendento World,
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  Speaker 2: and that go kart ride is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: What Mario cart?
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  Speaker 2: You get four people in a big car and you compete,
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  Speaker 2: and I wont.
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  Speaker 4: Do a different thing.
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  Speaker 2: You have to shoot shells at the Bowser's kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the kids from the Superintendo game were like Lemmy Morgan.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, coup of kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oyay.
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  Speaker 2: So then I go into the gift shop and I go,
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  Speaker 2: do you have any any merch of those kids? They
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  Speaker 2: were very prominent in the game. And the girl just
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  Speaker 2: looks at me and she's like, there's Bowser Junior and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, we just sell what's really popular.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, they're all over that gift Well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, was this Lemmy the one and the cute magician's
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  Speaker 1: outfit in the one level?
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  Speaker 3: I know Lemmy is one of the kids.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah in Super Mario World.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in Super Mario World and Super Mario maybe just
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  Speaker 1: the original anyway, whatever, one of them is dressed up
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  Speaker 1: like a little wizard and it's my favorite. And it's
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  Speaker 1: Lemmy because he's so so cute.
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  Speaker 3: Great ride.
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  Speaker 2: And I also checked out Harry Potter World. I'd never
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  Speaker 2: been there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you did you get a one?
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  Speaker 3: I did not get a one. They were pricey.
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  Speaker 2: I got a I got a Raven Club banner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh cool I have. And you guys are gonna roll
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  Speaker 1: your eyes, Yes, that's you. I got a Harmony Danger
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  Speaker 1: wand versus just like getting one customized, because I was like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, that's.
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  Speaker 4: You and Hermione are like this, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: The wine chooses you or some ship and that's the
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  Speaker 4: one that chose.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's like a little show where they pick someone and
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  Speaker 2: they do like the wand chooses them.
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  Speaker 1: I got to do it.
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  Speaker 2: We went up to her and we were like, oh, congratulations, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you get the wand for free? Like no.
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  Speaker 3: I was like you get a discount.
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  Speaker 2: She's like no. I was like, well that sucks.
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  Speaker 6: Something a little extra.
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  Speaker 5: Just take this ship and turn and run them out.
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  Speaker 11: Jeremy and I bought wands online, not through Universal.
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  Speaker 8: They were some off market ones.
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  Speaker 11: Mind's the Harmony anyone and they you stuff them with
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  Speaker 11: that fire paper and it shifts it so it looks
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  Speaker 11: like the.
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  Speaker 8: The ones are shooting, Like, are so cool.
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  Speaker 1: I bought the pricey one that has the tamp so
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: you can do the tricks around Universal. Let me tell you,
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  Speaker 1: they are definitely engineered for people that like have better
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: control of their wrists. Sometimes I had to do the
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  Speaker 1: like spell like six times just to get the motion right.
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  Speaker 1: Like no.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people were doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is not easy to do. I never take
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  Speaker 1: my wand now that I live up here, I never
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  Speaker 1: take my Wand with me. If I got the Universal
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  Speaker 1: what I'm in California.
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  Speaker 2: They figured out a way to get you to buy
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  Speaker 2: two magic bands because they get you to get the
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  Speaker 2: Wand and they get you to get the Mario band
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  Speaker 2: because it interacts. Kids were up with these blocks, ding
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  Speaker 2: ding ding ding.
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  Speaker 1: I have an old magic band from disney World, but
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  Speaker 1: my magic band won't work at Disneyland because it's not
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  Speaker 1: the like new Magic y plus. Yeah, and honestly, it
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  Speaker 1: was such a hassle at Disney World for anything other
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  Speaker 1: than getting on the rides, Like every time I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make like a statue light up or whatever, my
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  Speaker 1: friend who had one that lived out at the time,
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  Speaker 1: she would come and do them with us. She also
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  Speaker 1: got us to the front of the line on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of rides because she's one of those like guest
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  Speaker 1: assistants passes. She almost died a few years ago, and
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  Speaker 1: apparently that's enough like that you had to learn to
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  Speaker 1: walk again. That Disney agreed that like her file, she
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  Speaker 1: gets one renewed every year. It's not like a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she was really sick, so it's fair, I think,
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  Speaker 1: but we got to the front of the line. We
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  Speaker 1: got like the return times for a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Pick her up.
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  Speaker 1: We should have paid for front line.
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  Speaker 2: Front line. I got my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking Clara in the wheelchair from Heidi. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 1: She's like, well, it sounds like you had fun. Are
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  Speaker 1: you exhausted?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my legs are still sore. I gotta go back
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  Speaker 2: to work tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: People are curious when I whine about getting fat when
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  Speaker 1: I got up here, Like, I mean, I've always been
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  Speaker 1: a chubby person, and I'm fine with that. That's not
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  Speaker 1: a hateful thing to like myself. But I did get
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  Speaker 1: heavier when I got up here, And people are like, well,
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  Speaker 1: what changed about your life? Think you've always been kind
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  Speaker 1: of a hermity homebody. I said, guess, except that I
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  Speaker 1: used to walk Disneyland like two three times a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and now I don't get that that would help sweet walk,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Like anyway.
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  Speaker 8: In three weeks I'll be walking there.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna put a harness on her like a topic.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a leash. Strollers, Abby, I gotta borrow
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  Speaker 1: your stroller. Oh, she's asleep, and it's.
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  Speaker 2: As good.
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  Speaker 4: Your feet of snow or five feet from me right now?
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  Speaker 5: How many I think there's like three feet of snow
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  Speaker 5: right now outside outside the doors of the studio.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's not so much the snow, it's the fucking
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  Speaker 4: win kicking the ship out of us here.
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  Speaker 8: It's guys, ever make snow cream?
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  Speaker 3: Snow cream?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: We used to when I lived further up where we
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  Speaker 11: got snow. We put a bowl outside on the patio
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  Speaker 11: and it fill up with snow, and then you'd add
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  Speaker 11: like a little bit of milk and vanilla to it
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  Speaker 11: and make like an ice cream out of the snow.
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  Speaker 6: It was so good.
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  Speaker 4: I used to, but I made the mistake of eating
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  Speaker 4: the yellow one one.
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  Speaker 2: Time, eating trash from the outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: It wasn't like near the city, like our nearest neighbor
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  Speaker 11: was like a couple of miles away.
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  Speaker 2: You find little doggie presence in them.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get together with Laura and Blind Mary and
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  Speaker 1: make maple candy in the snow too? Did MA heat
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  Speaker 1: it up for you? SnO, Hey, no, snow.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, we were adorable.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be honest, I won't even trust our own rain water.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, this is like thirty years ago, but that's true,
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  Speaker 11: thirty years of Oh sure maybe nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, that's fair, that's fair. I will retract the
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  Speaker 1: weird statement. But I want to say that when we
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  Speaker 1: get to one of the upcoming episodes, as I have
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: to watch ahead for the quizzes, I don't remember if
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be today's or next week's episode or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but there is one where Dorothy says something he was
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: about like you know, you're weird, right, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, or immasating line, but in the most
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  Speaker 1: adorable way.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: So cute, so real quick, I'm gonna plug your things
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  Speaker 1: and we'll plug your thing again at.
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  Speaker 2: The end and then yah, plush.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, you guys have something special
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: coming up, right, You're gonna be at the Peak Improv Theater.
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  Speaker 1: And by coming up, I mean in the year twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five, because it's December six, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: let people know because they would be a travel show
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  Speaker 1: situation for them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that that is one hundred percent correct. It's at
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  Speaker 5: the Peak Improv Theater. It's Colorado Spings Colorado, and it
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  Speaker 5: is the fifth and sixth of December. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 5: three actual live shows that's gonna pretty much make up
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: our episode three hundred.
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  Speaker 4: So it's gonna be people.
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  Speaker 5: We have special guests coming out to fly in his
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  Speaker 5: contestants and everything, so it's gonna be a good time.
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  Speaker 5: And we're also partnering with the gate Leapers, which is
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  Speaker 5: another improv type panel show which is a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 5: so they're gonna be on stage with us doing it.
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  Speaker 10: It's a British style panel game show with an actual
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  Speaker 10: British person.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they actually have a brit that's yeah, they did it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying we didn't do it, okay, but.
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  Speaker 6: They did it, like but we stole it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the Americans, we are time, so would be
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  Speaker 5: there would be live show. It's a lot of seats
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  Speaker 5: gonna be open. It's gonna be a good time. So
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  Speaker 5: we're just trying to get everybody the heads up now
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  Speaker 5: because again December and traveling, might as well get tickets
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  Speaker 5: and stuff early while it's cheap, right check it out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely going to try to make it out there
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  Speaker 1: if I can. I thought that I thought the dates
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  Speaker 1: written down on a sticky note because I'm a thousand,
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  Speaker 1: but it's.
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  Speaker 4: All you guys, we're gonna try. That'd be amazing, It
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  Speaker 4: would be so fun. He yes, want to do our.
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  Speaker 5: Own little, our own little con at the Airbnb with everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we could all meet it some like totally random
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  Speaker 1: hotel that used to be town homes.
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  Speaker 6: A Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: I made a mistake and it wasn't even mine.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody was honest, No, it was a mistake. It was
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  Speaker 1: super comfy, the beads were great. It was just weird
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  Speaker 1: because they were like these town homes that had been
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  Speaker 1: decorated hotel adjacent but almost more like a furnished apartment situation.
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  Speaker 1: They just were dated. Everything was clean, but it just
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  Speaker 1: all looked like it was like the nineteen eighties inside it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so he felt right at home.
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  Speaker 1: But it was lovely. We had a good time. It
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  Speaker 1: was a fun trip. Was that's when I.
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  Speaker 2: If we can't throw a con, maybe we can just
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  Speaker 2: con someone.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's a plan. One of the is going
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  Speaker 4: to happen that week.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: So soone somewhere getting con.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Let's slit's long con Aaron. Somehow, how can we do
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: with it?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: What can we what can we tell her?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Something involving beans yeah, bird, how can we cast har.
• 17:33
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• 17:37
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  Speaker 1: a name and then I had to say being like
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: fifteen times it was just read this for Radom was
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: what they paid for, and so it was like, Oh,
• 17:50
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• 17:52
  Speaker 1: being Babe bi big and then the last one I
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: was like boom because bom brand.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were like, this is amazing. It's fell into
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: my lap.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Hilarious.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Well, should we get into our episode?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us about it?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Episode seventeen. It's called Nice and Easy? The original air
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: date February first, nineteen eighty six, directed by Terry Hughes,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: written by Stuart Silverman. Hey, you watched the credits This
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: time I'm learning that IMDb ain't always right.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So now I pop it on Hulu and check I
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: have we.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Had Stuart Silverman before? I didn't.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I don't believe, so, yeah, that's a new one.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: What do you want to guess? The episode is about
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Kristen and Aggie and Stevie.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Nice and Easy.
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: Something to do with Blanche because it's nice and.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Easy, Blanch's social life.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Maybe yeah, they're moving furniture.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, there's thirty minutes of them going no ever there.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: Every every show I've ever watched, if I remember correctly,
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: has had a scene where somebody's trying to move a
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: couch up a freaking sevo.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think they have hysteric it's a ranch home Rose.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, Well, friends, we need to pick a villain
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: for Aaron.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Watch it be Rose because I have a feeling I
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: got a backtrack on the title real quick, just because
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I have a I don't know, I don't know. I
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: think it's has something to do with Rose and how
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: promiscuous she actually can be.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you want to go with Rose?
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's go with Rose.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: There you go, Chris Aaron why, I don't know. I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: don't I keep calling Chris to Aaron and Aaron Kristen
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: and the names aren't even close.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Rose is the villain.
• 20:05
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• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Give me a break.
• 20:13
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• 21:25
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• 21:28
  Speaker 4: You get the wrong number again?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: All right, So, anyone have any thoughts, conversation topics before
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: we jump into the quiz in the Villain game.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Just have a little trivia.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Lucy was played by Hallie Todd, who is also on
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Lizzie McGuire, which I never saw well I may.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: According time dB.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Was she an adult?
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: And yeah, she must have been a mom, a teacher
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: or something.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Mummy, look it up?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: What is what is a Lizzie McGuire?
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: It was a Disney show with Hilary Duff.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: But here's what's a Hilary Duff?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: It was a she's a blond actress. It was a
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: cute show because her subconscious was like a little cartoon
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: figure that would walk up sometimes and be like why
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: did I do that?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And she was Joe McGuire. Was that her mother?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh? Sh was it her mom.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Figure?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: She was her own mom?
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: No?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, you know what?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she was her own mom.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is too love crazy turtle.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: But ye, what the fuck this is weird? All got
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: to watch this?
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, here we go, wizda.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: So this quiz has a total of eleven questions with
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: one bonus question. The bonus question is probably really hard,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: so it won't factor into the Aaron Stump you guys
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: point total. The other questions are not as hard if you.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Paid at Okay, we don't need a pen and paper
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: for this, right, No, I keep.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Christy keeps track of the score. Ye make notes, you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: say your name.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: As your buzzer.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your name? Okay, got you?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so no you say Stevie.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Oh I see Steve. Okay, Please let me.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Finish the question, and then, as we've learned from Kristen,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: don't give a ted talk on the show because then
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: it might spoil future questions. Question one, what was the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: name of the mouse that saved Roses life?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Jon, Shit, Larry the mouse?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: It was Larry the mouse.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be the only one I'm gonna get, right, that's.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: The only one I wrote out.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Christian's fast. You gotta be fast, my god.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, Gina, you get the point. Let's move on. Question two,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Rose asks Dorothy, who is back. What is Dorothy's reply
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to Rosey? Yes?
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Oh j Simpson, right right go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: You gotta win this for us man, all right, the play.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: This is a version of what I like to call
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: finish the line. But this is going to be what's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the next line?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: M hm?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And so I like it, says Mo. What does this
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have to do with Lucy?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Gina? Yes, it's the only slut story I know.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's awesome.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I have to get a perfect.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Perfect no, it's with these If it's close, it's.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: And I also, are they playing as separate?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Are they a team?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: The boys?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Let's leave it up to them. Do you want to
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: compile your points?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're gonna need that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Be the only point we get.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, I have now made your little
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: column say that it is a team. Congratulation go to you.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: You guys could be a team if you want to.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: No, we're competitive.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Show happened? Were a team?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: What flashy fast paced city? Does Rose say? The bar
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: slash gin Mill was in?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, Tyler's landing.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, just because I did well doesn't mean she's doing bad?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: No, I know, I just okay, all right? Moving on
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: question five? According to Ed, what's the best show that's
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: ever been on television? Oh, Kristen was first.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: Miami Vice.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I was hoping she said cops or something screw.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: It up.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Little House on the Prairie.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert. From this point on, Uh, I'd like to
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: call this the Ed Questions because I was just obsessed
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: with this scene. So there's gonna be like five questions.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Are you really into Miami Vice as well?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: No?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I was really coming into Miami Vice?
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: Ed?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Was I found it charming? Okay? What is next to
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the chair that Rose sits in at AD's apartment.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't, I don't. I don't know who that was.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Was it a lamb?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: It was a full size stuffed lamb. I think it
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: was fake.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I think it was fair. It's too cute to be.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I love her. She's like she had that creepy like
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: empty stair petting it too, like?
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: And is that from Miami Vice?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: The Sheep?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea what that's about.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I don't want to know.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: All right. What was the name of the informant that
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Crockett and Tubs accidentally set up in the cool running
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: episode of Miami Vice?
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Kristen, Yes, new Gie the nug Man.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's what it was.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Stevie's I knew that one too.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't even write it down. I actually knew that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh did you guys take notes?
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I did what we stopped after Larry?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: Everything down?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Oh geez, Okay, I know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I guess it's anographer.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: You don't have to find them.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what does Ed say he is doing
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday night with a bunch of his buddies?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Kristen.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I think that one was Christian.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I think Kristen was first going through Don Johnson's trash yep.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: At first, I was like, he's gonna invite her to
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: like trivia night.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: No, No, I thought, we haven't had one of these
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: questions in a while, and I think last time you
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: guys didn't get it right. But I wanted to try
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: one again because I think sometimes the artworking things in
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the home are pretty spectacular. So what is the painting
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: above the mantle and Ed's Miami vice the departments?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Apparently we don't pant looking at the ground.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: We lose points if we get it wrong.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: No, was it a triangle in a frame?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: So No, it was two white antelopes playing what looked
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: like a game of leap frog in like a pastel setting.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It was the strangest thing.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I mean to see that.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a triangle of animal.
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: Okay, sure, yeah, I mean I'm good I got these horrible.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Playing leap frog.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Sure I don't think they were playing leap.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they weren't. They weren't doing it. One was
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: hopping over the other from the front.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: The animal husband specialist.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: You don't know the bizarre mating rituals of the White Elk.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: All right, well, this is the last of the questions.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: One's facing the one leaping like, yeah, it's.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Where there's a triangle pointing at the door, like.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: An arrow pointing at the door.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: That's all right. Last question on the interior of Ed's apartment,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: and then two questions.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I turned it off.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: How many stuffed palm trees does Ed have in his
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: living room? I didn't notice that, Steve and I just
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: looked at it. Yes, Steve, four, No, two, there were two,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: there was Yeah, it's okay, that's all right.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of weird.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I try not to do the ones less well, unless
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it's something outrageous. I think you might see. I tried
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to ask because I asked questions about the painting of
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the base and home in one of the episodes, and
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you guys just all.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Sat there was a painting.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: All right, So one more question and then the bonus question,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: and we'll go ahead. We have a tide game right
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: now between Gina and Kristen.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I have a shot.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: You guys have a total of two points, so you're
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: only one point behind. If you nail both questions. Oh, shoot,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: you could still take the game, but I guess you're
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: knocking it because I I don't think you're going to
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: get the last question.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I should pay more attention.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: How do the.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Girls eventually get the mouse to leave the house? Oh
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: that was Stevie.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Guys, they tell it to go away because they don't
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: want to kill it and go out the door through
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: the hole in the underneath the sink.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: And it's a tide game. This is damn and dead heat.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I may have to come up with another question about
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the episode because this next one, I don't know that
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: any of you are going to get this. What brand
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: of nail polish is Sophia C At the beginning of
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the episode, did it show?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't see.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: So now Aaron has three points to now, okay, I'll
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: come up with another. Right, So I didn't know. Okay, Look,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I used to pick my nails a lot when I
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: was a teenager and a young adult, and so Revlon
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: nail polish has a very specific look to the cap.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It's always a black cap with this like sharp old
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: triangle thing around it, and that's what the bottle was,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, I probably owned that exact
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: color too. It was this weird pinky color, and so
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that's why it was a bonus question. So let's come
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: up with another question.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: We all just can't win together.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, sure we could. Yeah, I don't we need.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everybody's a winner.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Sweet, Well ahead, good job, guys. I didn't think what
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you did, and I'm proud of you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Oh for the season.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, wait, I have three points too because you
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: didn't get the ref one. Oh fuck, it's a four
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: weight ty.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's a fucking beautiful syner j Yeah. All right, Well,
• 33:29
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• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I hope you're not shirking off your villain duties. Oh
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: ship trying to get out?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Actually, I feel like Rose made it so easy for
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: me because, let's see, she's always really judging about the
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: sex stuff. And so the whole first part of the episode,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: like each new guy that Lucy talked about Rose was
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: kind of like judge about it, and then like tried
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to get Sophia on her side and say, like, it's
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a stand to sleep with a man on first date,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: isn't that Like she was just being really sex negative
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: about Lucy's adventures. But the real villain moment came when
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: she stole Lucy's date.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: Down.
• 34:31
  Speaker 11: Sophie is the one who called her a slut, and
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: Dorothy was just as judgmental as the rest of me.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: What Rose stole Lucy's date? Because when Ed said, Lucy said,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: can I call you sometimes? Lucy smiled and was kind
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: of excited that, like he was interested in more than
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: just sex with her, and then he said no, I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: meant Rose. So Rose stole her vo because she said no.
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: So she didn't steal him.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: She turned his head.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: She's that's not her fault.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: She turned his head. She didn't encourage him. She didn't
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: say yes, She wasn't going to go digging through trash
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: with this dude.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Yes with her mouth. But she said, I don't know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think you understand how this works.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I tell you why your yeah, she tells.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Us, I explain why Rose was the villain.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, really, you can't argue her thin premise or it
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: falls apart.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, right, Okay, I'll keep arguing and I
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: wasn't even down. Then go after she steals the attentions
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: of Lucy's boyfriend. Yes, then she threatens blackmail of Dorothy
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: and the mouse thing. Dorothy has to threaten to kill her,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and then she sick burns her so rudely. She has
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: opened up. They've talked about how they can talk to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: mice together in the kitchen, and then she goes, well,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you'd never kill me. You couldn't kill a mouse that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Is on counting her.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's intentionally antagonizing Dorothy, and that's fucked kind of
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: like they called her weird, kind of like you're intentionally
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: antagonizing me right now because you're weird.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: We got to throw in one point, how is nobody
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: saying Miami Vice, dude, ain't the fucking villain serving alcohol
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: and whiskey to a twenty year old in Miami exactly?
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: And further on that, Miami Vice, why is nobody mentioning
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: that it gave this false narrative that people that worked
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: Miami Vice actually could live on that way.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: It's the way he wanted to live, he said, said,
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: you can't actually live off of that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: But it is Miami Vice's fault. So we're gonna blame
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Miami Vice.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: But Miami Vice got him messed up his life. He's
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: a cop and he's giving an underage girl alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: We don't look. Lucy went on three vacation dates in
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: two days, which is illegal. I don't think that she
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: was probably telling the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Don't tell anyone.
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  Speaker 10: I think it's crazy that they somehow got to like
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: the Bahamas and back and like under a couple of days.
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  Speaker 8: You're in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just super s.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That lady was on good caffeine. She was on Rippets.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: That's what those little canisters concentrate energy drinks.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And she went on a date with a doctor all
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: night on a cruise, right yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 3: The Bahamas, No, I.
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  Speaker 8: Had a college.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Came back and a guy at the airport, then went
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: to his house. She never ate or anything.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 8: After her second date got arrested.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Right yeah, Oh, he got arrested.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Him arrested by the guy she dated.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I'll date this guys moving.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, so I agree to disagree on the
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: villain and uh, she.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Hates when you come at her, Girl Rose.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: She does. But the thing is that Kristin really just
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: hates me secretly, and she's the villain. So we established
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: that in prior episodes that christ.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Man, I wish we were doing another episode. You guys
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: going into that knowing Wait.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: I figured it out.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: It's Larry the Mouse.
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: He's the villain because he saved her life all those
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: years ago. So that's why she was there to be
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: the antagonist for this episode.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Just won the episode.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I deferred to the guests. I deferred to Yeah, Larry
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the Mouse was the villain. I couldn't make the case,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: you're right, because n Rose wouldn't be here to antagonize.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, we can only check from the four girls.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: So oh, Christen's writing a note. Look at her feverishly writing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Dear you smell make you teers okay?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Nice when you If you ever listen to our teasers
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: or follow our Instagram stories or anything, I want you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to know that Christin painstakingly pulls these clips. Gina helps
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Occasionally she's like, I heard this, it's funny, and every
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: time I hear one that's mine, I'm being an asshole
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm not an asshole all the time. I just
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: want to say that the fabe of the show or
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: the how do I put it? The editing by the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: production staff cot me, no, not you, baby girl, No editing,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: no mo the editing, the social media content editing very skewed.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Kristen, make your hand do this well, listeners, it was
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: a finger.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: It was too.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you for joining us. If you want to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: join us for I'm gonna fuck you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Lent you because the cactus that's flipping you off.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: God, you know. I asked her yesterday before the off air,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: just like as friends. We were on the phone and
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I said, do you think you could rent a uterus
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: for tomorrow so that you could be next to you?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: And she said no, And I said, I'm going to
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: go to the hospital and I'm going to dig through
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: their biowate area and find it uterus and hate it
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Soon's theory is that when she lost it, she lost
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: her niceness.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. It's just heart doesn't
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: scrape it all out and ship too.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't want to get into
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: it too much because what I want.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of her kindness was what if you gave
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: her an evil uterus, though, and she'd be a whole
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: different person, like malficence.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Could she get more? She's like essentially fucking mister Burns
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: at this point.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: Like.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: To stand up for yourself parent to me, Yeah, he's
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: on her show.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know that's what happens.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It's her sarcastic wit and we make that a clip.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Crystal, Oh my god, take it out of context to it,
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: You are.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I do want to point out that you guys all
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: fuck with me just as much as I with you.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I make I make a big deal out of it,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to be silly and make a big show of it,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: but like, I'm not, really.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: What else do you do with it? Let its stagnate
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: and fester and actually get bitter about it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: No, you have to joke about it exactly well, because
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: it means you guys love me and pay attention to
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: situations and occasionally call me out on my bullshit and
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: vice versa.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Like how Kristin is not as nice now that she
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: doesn't have.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: A we'd like a doctor to call. I'm just saying,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: can we get an O B G I N to Colin.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Special pest on this episode of the Lini.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: This has gone off the rails. Let's let's call it
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a show and I remember that ending. Oh yeah, that's
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the think show thing show.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Crossing the streets?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: All right, Doggy Stevie, Where can they find you? And? Uh?
• 42:44
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• 42:46
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• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Aaron can find Thane.
• 43:00
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• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're super excited about that. All you. Where
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: can they find you?
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Inactive on Blue Sky as Aggie Doggie.
• 43:20
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• 43:29
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• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Hooray me, I have the cheesecake ready. I happy.
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  Speaker 3: Poor gosh, you can go back to sleep.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, producer happy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: The cheesecakes ready. You guys like cheesecake?
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, kidding, I love.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: My stomach doesn't, but I do.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Oh