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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Signs He Regrets Cheating · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. You can show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixth edition. Tonight, I'll be at the Mandelay Bay with
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  Speaker 1: the Ache at Alpha Kappa Officer Roddy Incorporated. Tonight performed
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  Speaker 1: for them along with Ali Sadekin, Buddy Lewis. Following day,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be at Rivers Casino and Philadelphia. Of course. Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday, I will be at Nate Super Funny Comedy
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  Speaker 1: Club in Tacoma, Washington. You know, I was my granddaughters. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: There's a thing that the children do these days that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't that maybe like I never heard of. So
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  Speaker 1: they they have these night people that come and teach
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  Speaker 1: kids how to sleep. Have you ever heard of that?
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  Speaker 1: Like they wrap them in this, they wrap them up
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  Speaker 1: like a taco and they turn on music or noise,
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  Speaker 1: white noise, and they have black outchers and they sleep
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  Speaker 1: from there on a strict sleepy schedule. They go from
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  Speaker 1: seven to seven new stuff. Have you ever heard of that?
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  Speaker 1: Not even the Tiffany's are cheating, the cheat and they
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  Speaker 1: stay sleep. I did that for the kids. Babies. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're grandchild? Wait? Oh saw is the grandchild? Refra No, No,
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  Speaker 1: they don't do that now but to Stevie us, they
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  Speaker 1: take naps. They can only get one nap and then
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  Speaker 1: they go down at a certain time and wake up
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  Speaker 1: and they don't never wake up through the night.
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  Speaker 2: I did that.
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  Speaker 1: But how old are Stevie now? Two?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I did it when they were infants, and
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  Speaker 1: like like, can't walk it. They can't know they I
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  Speaker 1: never heard of that. We used to cry ourselves to sleep, yep,
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  Speaker 1: for real, and you'd be like my mom, home, go
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  Speaker 1: to bed. That was that was That was our sleep,
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  Speaker 1: That was our night nerves. If you make me wake
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  Speaker 1: up again, I bet you better. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: if we went to sleep when we went to bed
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  Speaker 1: like Junius you had to go to bed to ten,
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  Speaker 1: we had to go to bed at eight thirty. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know we went to sleep. We just
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  Speaker 1: we was scared to make noise. Yeah, that was the
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  Speaker 1: whole trick. I think I didn't even know how valuable
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  Speaker 1: sleep was. Yeah, now I love it. Like remember, if
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  Speaker 1: they made you take a nap, you would cry? Yes, Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you can't take a nap, you want to cry
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  Speaker 1: or everybody else cry? You need to go down when
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  Speaker 1: I need a nap so bad? Yeah, if you thought
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  Speaker 1: you was missing out, but now if you don't take
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  Speaker 1: a nap, you're missing out on consciousness and clarity. But
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  Speaker 1: just because he cheated doesn't mean he do love you.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz give us five sign he was retch cheating on
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  Speaker 1: you and still loves you by Marceline and Hardy for
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  Speaker 1: your Tango dot Cole. You know we do this. We've
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  Speaker 1: been doing this for fifteen years.
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  Speaker 3: I know what. It's a thousand pieces of paper in
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  Speaker 3: front of me that I'm not responsible for that somehow.
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  Speaker 1: You're responsible for doing this bit right, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: DLF you Okay?
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  Speaker 3: See number five he is willing to work and wait
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  Speaker 3: to regain your guest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five signs he regrets cheating
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  Speaker 3: on you. He is remorseful but not guilty.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's the same thing, kind of but not really.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five signs he regrets cheating
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  Speaker 3: on you and still loves you, he seeks professional help.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good sign right from a hooker. She doesn't
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  Speaker 1: understand me.
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  Speaker 3: She's of the top five signs he rich cheating on
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  Speaker 3: you and still loves you.
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  Speaker 1: He promises to do anything for.
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  Speaker 3: You and tries to yet it could still be a
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  Speaker 3: lot and the number one of the top five reasons
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  Speaker 3: of top five signs that he regrets cheating on you
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  Speaker 3: and still loves you.
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  Speaker 1: He actually stops the affair. Yeah, he just found somebody new. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well get out, Let's get out of this.
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  Speaker 1: I am on my way to the Mandalay Bay in
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  Speaker 1: uh uh Las, Vegas, where I will be at at
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  Speaker 1: the Boulet for the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated. That'll
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  Speaker 1: be wild. That's gonna be a while myself, Ali, Si Dick,
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  Speaker 1: and Buddy Lewis. In the next day, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be at the Rivers Casino in Philadelphia, and the following
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  Speaker 1: day I will be at Nate's Super Funny Comedy Club
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  Speaker 1: in uh in the Colon and Washington. Jasmine Sanders, what
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  Speaker 1: did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I saw that the results from that independent autopsy
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  Speaker 3: from the Nolan Wells family was inconclusive. But however they
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  Speaker 3: did say they could not rule out any foul play.
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  Speaker 1: So very unfortunate news. But you know, well those are preliminary, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: preliminary for sure. And shout out to Ryan Clark, who
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  Speaker 1: I like a lot. Who who uh? Yes, Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a good dude. He's a cap right, Yes, I think
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  Speaker 1: he is. Yes, he doesn't seem like a capitol. Why
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  Speaker 1: does he not seem like he seems? He seems he
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  Speaker 1: seen about it? He does like a he got a cane,
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  Speaker 1: he would somebody asked me. I just wouldn't figure like
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  Speaker 1: he used to be able. He used to lay the
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  Speaker 1: wood jack, he used to bring it to him. He's
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  Speaker 1: a whack uh skip, my man, cheat him, would you
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  Speaker 1: learn today, Well, I learned it.
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  Speaker 2: If you ever asked a question, how could somebody play
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL for a long time, make a whole
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  Speaker 2: lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Millions and millions of dollars and then end up broke?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you how if you have seven
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  Speaker 2: kids with six baby mamas and oh millions of dollars
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  Speaker 2: in child support.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uh Le'Veon bell apparently. Yeah, and you know what,
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  Speaker 1: he has a baby with my one of my security
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  Speaker 1: guys waiting for the check. Yeah, she did waiting line.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Trump support right, I think? Yeah, he's pull Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's pull o game a week apparently, give me the cannon.
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  Speaker 1: Need to go to therapy together, Jack, Well, he can't
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  Speaker 1: withdraw the bank anymore either. No good one give it
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  Speaker 1: is coming up for the next week, kidding, Chris, coming
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  Speaker 1: up for the next deal Youuglely show. We got something
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  Speaker 1: He's returned to the sposed racism hitting our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 1: see on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus
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  Speaker 1: operator or pull less string. We got to go is
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  Speaker 1: the Youuglee shall see you on the other side.