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Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)

Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know.

🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨

This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.

Among the discoveries:

🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher

📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy……

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