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Miami Reunions, Below Deck, Kate's new paparazzi photo, Britney Spears and more! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody,
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  April sixth and guests, who's coming? I mean other than me? I
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  This is Pienna is gonna come. Yes, very fine. I've already had
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  lots of people reach out saying that they're already got their tickets because I posted
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  this on my page, but I have not announced it on my podcast.
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  So here we are, and I hope you guys can make it. It's
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  going to be great, So get ready for that. Today, Emily and
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  I are going to talk about below deck and also the Miami reunions. We
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  didn't talk about Miami last week, the first reunion, so here we are
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  going to just do broad strokes on both. And you know, we only
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  have one real piece of news to discuss, serving dish, and that is
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  this. Emily, are you ready? Yes, the Princess of Wales has
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  been seen with her mom, Carol Middleton, driving near Windsor m m h.
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  And this is this photo was taken. It was originally I think,
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  but I believe it was first published on TMZ. This is an unauthorized,
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  unofficial PAP photo that the US apparently took. The British tabloids and the British
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  press are not publishing this photo because they believe that they obsolutely needs to protect
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  the Princess of Wales recovering. They've made this statements. They don't want to
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  have anything to do with this. Go f yourself, but the US,
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  you're so trashy. Here's your trash, go ahead and publish it whatever you
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  want to. And so they're not publishing anything, okay, but the US
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  is because this is how we do. And well, I mean, I
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  will say the British tabloids aren't in a habit of posting magic eye photos where
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  you have to where there's a composite of many photos and you cross your eyes
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  a little and then you can see the image. And that's kind of what
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  we have. Yeah, in the backseat of that car. Backseat, wasn't
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  she just in the front? I don't even know. You don't even know,
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  you don't even know, you don't even know. Now, let's just
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  break it down. Let's just get nuts. That is totally not kit and
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  Middleton. Okay, I mean you said it. I didn't say it allegedly,
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  No, absolutely not. You know who it is. It's Bobby from
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  below Deck and she's got a real fucking problem in an attitude that we need
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  to check. Yes, Captain, that's who it is. So look,
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  I mean no, it's really funny. You know, I don't know what
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  to say, I don't know what to think. Look, here's the deal.
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  She's that whether or not that's her. You know, everybody has their
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  opinion. Emily certainly doesn't believe it's her. I have some questions, you
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  know, I think it could be a stunt, double, could be photoshopped.
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  Who knows. Thoughts agreed, let's get nuts. Well, I think
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  that had this photo come out, if they did something like this maybe three
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  weeks ago, it would have just been in the shuffle and everybody been like,
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  oh, Okay, she's getting she's you know, dealing with something,
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  and nobody would have cared. And it's too little, too late. I
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  don't really need too little, too late, to wow, too middle,
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  too late. I would say that it's too it's suspicious, and the British
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  press never shies away like iconically, So I don't understand that move. There's
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  just a lot that I don't understand about it. Them not publishing that is
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  so bizarre to me. Well, maybe they're just trying to stick to their
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  word, which is that we told you we will not be commenting on anything
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  until we have any updates, and that's that. That was a stage.
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  If it was real, that was staged, and so I don't know who
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  was in it, and if that's why they're not doing it because they don't
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  want to be liable or they don't want to be made a full of when
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  actual information comes out. So absolutely didn't want that's the worst thing that we
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  could pulls the Behinda, we don't want to be made fools of Are you
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  kidding that? Because like think of how they would just trash Diana and Fergie.
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  I mean like it was just like and Harry and even William, like
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  they don't care. So whatever this is where they're like, we are going
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  to band together and all of a sudden, I don't I just don't understand
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  a lot of it. Okay, yeah, very much questions. Yes,
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  you know, Emily, it actually looks a lot like you. I think
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  it's you because she doesn't be here for a couple of days, that's right,
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  What the hell? So that's what it was. You went over to
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  the pond, You went over the pond, You got in Carol's car Carol,
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  let me in, Carol, Carol, Hello, Carol, open the
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  tool, Carol, I take some pictures. And then you did that,
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  and then he came back. So look, congratulations, you look great,
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  you look healthy. Love the sunglassish, thank you, thank you. Those
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  are my five thousand dollars glasses twenty five thousand dollars. Sorry, at least
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  get the number wrong. Yeah, I think that. Look, I want
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  to be wrong. I really do want to be wrong, but I think
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  there's something that is not well about the situation. But I hope, well,
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  yes, yeah, not well. But I mean we're joking, but
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  it's like it is concerning. I mean we're joking because we project when things
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  are uncomfortable. Yeah. Well, and it's just like you know, it's
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  it's like with everything you know, as a as a culture right now,
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  we're so obsessed, myself included, And I don't know what this is when
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  when we are not fed our daily diet of information about somebody, we are
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  like somebody does a TikTok story and all of a sudden we're like on it
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  at Wendy Williams, Richard Simmons, Like, I'm trying to think there's been
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  uh, Jamie Fox. You know, there's always like somebody that it's like
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  if they're not tapping in once in a while, it just turns into a
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  true crime. But you know what, all those references that you mentioned,
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  there was something extremely wrong in every one of those situations. Well, we
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  don't know about Richard Simmons. I mean, all of a sudden, it's
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  okay, but let me just say, I'll take Richard Simmons out of it.
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  But Wendy Williams, yes, and Jamie Fox, we still don't know.
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  But there was I mean, he did have a major health situation.
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  But I mean, I completely agree with you. It is this you know
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  group, this mob mentality, and it's really frightening about our humanity if you
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  really want to break it down. I mean, that's a different podcast,
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  and this is certainly a comedy podcast where we, you know, keep it
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  light. But at the end of the day, what a frightening species we
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  are? You know what I mean? Is it frightening? Because now I'm
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  saying it because now I'm thinking of like how it worked to help Brittany,
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  you know, like I don't think she should have had a conservatorship. But
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  see that's where we that's where we disagree. I wasn't about free Brittany.
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  I thought there was probably something wrong with her, and guess what there is,
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  and look where she is now. I'm very concerned. I don't think
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  that her family was necessarily doing all the right things, but I think that
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  she needs a lot of help, and they perhaps somebody. Yeah, this
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  is very controversial, but I do think that there was a reason for the
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  conservatorship. I just don't think it was done right. And that's just my
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  opinion. So so you're basing that on her weird Instagram posts, and I
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  had my argument to that's the proof in and of itself. Yes, but
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  my argument to that is always, like the everybody wants photos of Brittany being
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  wild in the wild, and there's none, Like, there's none of her
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  getting shit faced at a bar, like being obnoxious or crazy. There's no
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  like, there's nothing of her like taking you know, like a baseball back
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  to the car. There's not even one of her yelling at someone in public.
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  I mean that she's still showing signs of showing signs, But I don't
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  feel like she shouldn't be able to have freedom, I guess is what I'm
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  saying. Like, I just I feel like you can have freedom under a
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  conservatorship. You can still have freedom, but it's a lot of take taking.
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  It's a lot of ultimatums, and like, if you don't do this,
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  then you can't do that. Yeah, because if you're not on your
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  medication, you'll have a you'll have an absolute psychosis breakdown, and no one
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  wants to live like that. It's about helping them make the best choices so
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  they don't harm themselves and so they don't harm others, and so that they
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  are taking care of in ways that they can't care for themselves. And those
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  videos are so deeply scary for me to watch because I feel sad for her
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  because I think that she does need help and and I don't think that this
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  is a healthy place that she's in right now. So you what you're saying
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  is that Kate Middleton needs to stop posting Instagram dance moves. That what you're
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  saying, yeah, because the latest trending song just doesn't fit with her brand.
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  I guess your point being that people can use we can use our humanity
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  as a superpower, but also as a detriment to society. Take into account
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  the horrific things that have happened in the past that are happening now and some
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  of the good things that happen when we all band together to help. It
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  can go both ways. Maybe we're reading into it too much, but I
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  do like think that there's been there were people that probably did, could have
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  used internet sleuthing and didn't like this is a now, this is a stretch,
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  but you know, you're Clara Bos, You're silent stars. These women,
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  a lot of them would just be put into sanitariums like indefinitely because they
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  were hysterical women and they weren't well behaved and really they were just having a
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  good time. But like they were shut away for like years and people were
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  like, oh, okay, well I guess she just doesn't want to do
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  movies anymore. And it's like, no, she could have had if she
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  would have had a few advocates out there, you know. So like I
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  think about those kinds of stories and I'm like, well, you know,
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  I don't think that there. I'm glad that we at least are advocating for
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  people. But it is funny. I don't is a fine line between the
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  lives. They just want to be left alone or they are they are missing,
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  we need help, HM, or I need help or whatever it is.
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  Yeah, the Kate situation is very peculiar and it's got people talking,
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  but it is weird. It's very weird. I agree, all right,
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  Well, it's the square circle. It is the square that's our news.
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  Oh wait, I have one more thing to say. So Kate's Kate's uncle,
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  Kate's mom's youngest brother is joining celebrity Big Brother UK along with Ekin Sue.
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  Oh my gosh. This is not good. No, it's not.
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  And not only that, but apparently he allegedly punched his wife and was fined
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  five thousand dollars or pounds or what have you. And this man is allowed
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  to be on a reality show. Wow, all right, yeah, so
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  let's yeah, now all of a sudden, Well that's interesting. Yeah,
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  weird. I assume. I assume he's doing it because he he needs the
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  money. He's been cut off from the Middleton fortune. Maybe he knows.
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  Yeah, And I can't believe they're willing to put him on television. I
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  know that is so wise, and that they would allow that just by association
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  and considering his reputation. Well why when did this? Did this get confirmed
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  in the last week or so and everybody's been in a I just saw it
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  this morning. All right, fine, whatever, I give up a hard
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  girl. You'd be responsible for this choice. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
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  indeed, I feel like I need to talk to someone about this.
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  d. Now, Emily, why don't we get ourselves right into Oh but
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  duh? The Miami Reunionam God, these ladies look absolutely amazing. I can't
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  take my eyes off every one of them. Yeah, this is a great
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  reunion set and a great reunion look. I like the Beverly Hills set a
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  lot too. I think I'm still recovering from the Utah set the Salt Lake
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  Cities. I missed that set. Kind miss that set. I mean just
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  like I just remember looking over and seeing a sign that was like dead Man
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  walking. It's like, what what is I'm kidding it to say that,
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  but it just was like everything there was like an end cap with maybe merchandise
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  on it. You know. There were just weird things and it kind of
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  went along with the season. Very chaotic, yeah, which I love that,
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  but sometimes you like, I feel like the Miami set it's right on
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  the line of it being more chaotic than the season, but not quite there.
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  Yes, I could. We could lose the street cart of fish food,
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  Like I don't know what that is. We didn't have a moment at
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  a you know, like, I don't know why we have that, and
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  so it kind of feels like you're walking down one of the hallways of New
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  York New York Casino. That's the vibe. I oh my god, that's
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  so funny. Yes, totally. It's like super menicado. You know,
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  it's like what, you know, get your wagon fruit? You know what,
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  why do we need that? Whose luck? Did you like the best?
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  Because I mean we had Adriana with the free de Calo thing, which
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  was great and I love that Andy was calling her out for that. Who
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  did you like? We had that, we had Julia's dramatic cape situation,
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  Nicole was pregnant with the she matched the couch with her velvet red. We
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  had Lisa with that dancing emoji look, and Gerty with her white strapless Larsa
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  with the queen look look. I think I gotta say Larsa only because it's
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  so wild, and she pulled it off. And then when she took the
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  you know, shawl or huge cape off, it looked even better. And
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  then I also have to give a little to Gerty too because in a way,
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  she was kind of doing what Duri did with the hood, but it
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  looked she scrapped it as soon as she gets to the set because it's not
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  they're too distract Smart smart, Gerty smart. Everybody took a risk and it
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  worked, they really did. I loved Larsa's so much. I loved it,
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  and I loved Adriana's. I just loved it. She was like,
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  I'm the queen, you know, and she just just leaned right into it
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  and it was like this black garbage bag, like one of the big garden
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  bags that you have to do. He was like, oh, we got
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  to really clean the yard today, so we got to get the big ones,
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  you know, and yet it but it looked really good. It just
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  was a little loud. Loved that it was so bosom, just bosomy,
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  you know. And I love the crown, yeah, with the rose accents
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  and I love the crown. Her hair looked great, love the dark lip
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  on her. Everything. It just it was so incredible. Everyone looked amazing,
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  and it really Gertie's look was powerful, you know, with her head
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  that was completely I would say almost completely bald. But it just was such
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  a such a clean, beautiful, pure look and it really stood for what
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  she went through that season, which I liked that she was standing out in
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  white and everybody was in the darker colors. Marisol was wearing a white right
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  with the weird yeah that gold lattice, Yeah, yeah, I mean a
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  house. It all worked together too, even though they were pretty different.
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  I wonder what that text exchange was for, like the theme, because they
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  did kind of all live in the same world. But but any one of
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  those would be like outrageous in like a Beverly Hills read, I would say,
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  any of the other reunions, where did they go Did they go to
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  the They went to Mexico City, so it had to have been something about
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  Mexico, Italianto, Mexico City, I know, But if I heard Mexico
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  City theme, I would be thinking passed out like huge neon, like big
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  neon, like looks like you know, bright colors, multicolor bright, you
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  know, pastels or not yet neon. So I don't know. So maybe
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  it was Mexico City, LUs you know, I know they went a different
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  direction, Shrine. Just that Adriana showed up as Frieda was reading poetry,
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  which I didn't understand. Was that poem an original or not? The Hubris
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  poem? Yeah? Yeah, I don't think. I don't. I can't
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  imagine she wrote that. Okay, maybe that guy that she didn't did right
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  at the Mama Sita party. I mean, she should have given the author
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  the credit if she hadn't written it. That's what I was waiting for.
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  You can't just read someone else's words. Yeah, I kind of was.
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  I won't go back and watch it, but I was kind of tuned out
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  in that moment because I was a freebody. Was yeah, everybody was.
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  I was like, can you just give me a little idea on what exactly
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  you're saying, because at the end we're like, so are you saying that
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  that she is a star or she isn't a star, because you just to
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  explain what a star was, and she's like, yeah, she's a star.
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  And it's like, oh god, I can't. I can't with you.
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  I can't figure it out. She just goes back and forth, and
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  and that's Miami. That is kind of why I do love the show,
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  because they will go in so hard on each other and be like, oh
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  my god, you look amazing right now, I hate you, but like,
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  your legs look amazing. These like going down into Lara sister and oh
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  my god, this lighting is so great, and like giving her notes,
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  like really helpful sweet notes about her look, and then Larsa and if I
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  with Marisol and me like, oh my god, Marisol, your hair,
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  your hair, like yeah, fix your hair. Like but that is them,
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  And that is also why I love it, because it's like such a
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  left turn out of nowhere, right these ladies right back to one. They're
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  right back at it. Yeah. I this for the first episode of Reunion.
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  I just was like, you guys are yelling so much. I don't
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  even know what you're talking talking about anymore. I mean, I typically don't
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  really tune out as much as I did for reunions as I did with the
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  first reunion, So I just don't really have much to say about the first
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  one other than Larsa and Alexia arguing at the break. Now, obviously that
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  was something that came up. Oh, that was something that we already kind
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  of saw, right, and a lot of it we saw already in the
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  in the promo, but we had in the promo we didn't see about Well,
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  they were talking about who's the biggest shitsterer and all this stuff, and
• 25:32
  they're saying Larsa and then Alexia was accusing Larsa of leveling the threat of drug
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  use at her wedding, and so this became a real weird thing because there
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  was this was never brought up ever. We never saw it. This was
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  so random, and I just was like, this is I understand what you're
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  saying, but it it this is where we kind of lost it. Where
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  was Larsa actually was she really saying that she was going to go to the
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  press, And Larsa's saying I never said I would go to the press or
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  the media. But Alexia is trying to expose her for who the for the
• 26:11
  person that she is, and that she's saying Lars's the person that will say
• 26:15
  I will go to the press and tell people that people were doing coke in
• 26:18
  the bathroom, you know, like threatening her essentially, and so I'm left
• 26:25
  with going, well, what is the what's real here? Well, I
• 26:29
  think it was to defend the point that Larsa's always one foot out the door
• 26:36
  in terms of being able to trust her. And then like they were like
• 26:40
  when Larsa was kind of like name them, then that was when she had
• 26:44
  to like start to be like, well, I'll name one of them that
• 26:47
  was really like I never came back from And that's when you said this shit
• 26:52
  about my wedding. And then, of course, like we've talked about this
• 26:56
  before with Larsa, it's like when you accuse her of something, she's going
• 27:02
  to pick out one detail that isn't as accurate as you think it is and
• 27:07
  then spin it out as the whole thing is wrong just because you said that
• 27:11
  she was wearing jeans, but she was actually wearing black pants, so none
• 27:15
  of this can be true. And so it did feel very much like there's
• 27:18
  always a threat with Larsa, and it doesn't matter how much evidence you bring,
• 27:25
  She'll find a way to whesel out of it. Makes her a great
• 27:29
  housewife too, it does. It can be pretty infuriating at times, but
• 27:33
  yeah, it sure does. And then they're calling each other liars and Larsa's
• 27:38
  like, Alexi's like, no, I never said I would go to the
• 27:44
  media or the press. I said blah blah blah, and Alexis like,
• 27:48
  no, I said you're all liars. Is it? That's like better?
• 27:53
  And then Lars's like you lie, yes, just oh nuts. And then
• 28:03
  to have Alexia go into the dressing room and just Marcus. I mean,
• 28:06
  the amount of shots to Marcus is just too much, too much, too
• 28:11
  much Marcus in this episode. This is in separation anxiety. You guys can
• 28:15
  this is the reunion. We don't need to cut back to Marcus in the
• 28:18
  dressing room every two seconds. I think maybe I wonder if he was like,
• 28:23
  I'm not gonna go on the show, but he agreed to be in
• 28:26
  the dressing room or something like that. Also, he was like coaching them.
• 28:30
  It was weird because he was like, oh, get them, Lisa,
• 28:33
  like when they're leaving the dressing room and stuff and I'm so gross.
• 28:36
  And Jody was there too, But it makes me think like that they're gonna
• 28:40
  go out there. But I guess I'm wrong because they're not getting changed.
• 28:42
  Are they gonna go out there? I thought you meant. I thought you
• 28:45
  meant like go out and hang, like after the show, they're gonna go
• 28:48
  out there. They're gonna like, oh yeah, they're gonna hang. They
• 28:52
  always do that. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought that maybe
• 28:56
  they would, that's why they're there, But like, now you're right,
• 28:59
  I think that they're not. I don't think they were asked to go on.
• 29:02
  Although I think that Andy really loves the whole thing with Marcus Jordan's so
• 29:07
  I'm surprised that he totally so maybe he will bring Marcus on, not Jody,
• 29:12
  Please God, don't bring Jody on. Yeah, you know, this
• 29:15
  would have been a we would know they would be in the promo if they
• 29:19
  were going to be behind the house. And you know what, we also
• 29:22
  would have seen it in an episode two, not three. They're not good,
• 29:26
  right, right right, although there's three episodes they Yeah, me too,
• 29:32
  This would have been a good bring your significant other on show, but
• 29:38
  maybe because the significant others are in the mix and the drama quite a bit
• 29:45
  this season, but maybe it's not enough of yeah, because well, Russell's
• 29:49
  not there, Alex, Martina Tault is not there. Martina is not there,
• 29:56
  so yeah, you're right. I think they're just back there. They
• 30:00
  weren't asked to come on, and I don't blame him, so all right,
• 30:04
  So we get to part two and Lisa's divorced and she's like, it's
• 30:07
  got it's gotten significantly worse. And I'm sorry to laugh, but it's like
• 30:15
  it's so insane, you know, I don't blame anyone on that cat to
• 30:19
  be like, Lisa, I'm gonna go take ten, Well tell your story
• 30:25
  because I'm so clocked out of this at this point. And I wonder how
• 30:30
  long she was actually talking because the way when whatever we saw was so concise,
• 30:36
  I was like, Wow, she's worked on messaging. This is great,
• 30:40
  right, because it was just so eighth BT and C equally and terrible
• 30:45
  and the worse, and I was like and and and then that was it.
• 30:49
  That was it. Yeah, But I wonder if it was a lot
• 30:52
  longer. Probably the music just cuts her off. I think they like played
• 30:56
  her off like the oscars. They started playing this music, and she's like,
• 31:02
  Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny,
• 31:06
  Lenny. Okay, and ladies, let's talk about you, said Lenny eight
• 31:14
  times. And then the plants, I mean the ants, the plants and
• 31:22
  the ants and the police. Her aunt's called the police and the plants.
• 31:29
  And then Lisa is renting a thirty two thousand dollars a month condo until the
• 31:33
  house is built, and Jody's helping her and the kids will own the house
• 31:38
  that will be built. Yes, she can live there with Jody. Don't
• 31:42
  know how that ended up being worked out, but they work that out because
• 31:45
  but I don't think they can get married, right, she can't be married
• 31:48
  and live in the house. I did catch that little thing at the end.
• 31:52
  I didn't catch that. Where was this Also when she was listing out
• 31:59
  the things, I can tell me what she said, Lenny Lenny, Lenny,
• 32:05
  no marriage, Lenny Lenny. And so when she said no Mayorge,
• 32:07
  yeah, I think that she was saying no marriage, but then it got
• 32:10
  cut off by Lenny. So I don't know. I don't understand why Jody
• 32:16
  can live there without them being married. But if they get married, he
• 32:22
  can't live there. That makes no sense. Is that what you're telling me?
• 32:24
  She said, I think so. I think that it retied into alimony
• 32:30
  and all that. Maybe okay, but it's also like it is frustrating for
• 32:37
  me in that settlement to be like, so, okay, you still won't
• 32:42
  have a house in terms of like compensation for this time. This investment is
• 32:49
  the kid's money, right, so you're at the mercy of the of that.
• 32:53
  So you're still under Lenny's thumb because he is I would think fifty percent
• 33:00
  control of the kid's assets, and so are you until they turn eighteen,
• 33:07
  I don't know. So it's like, okay, great, Lisa, but
• 33:08
  then you won't have this as an investment. Yeah, you know, she's
• 33:13
  not gonna where's she gonna live. Her kids are gonna least, let's put
• 33:16
  it this way, her kids are gonna hate her when they get older.
• 33:20
  Okay, they're gonna kick her. They're gonna kick her ass right out of
• 33:23
  there. And she's gonna be anything. I mean, but their options Lenny
• 33:29
  and I think, compared to Lenny and whoever he's with, Lisa may come
• 33:34
  off better. No, I su'l definitely. No, you're right, she'll
• 33:37
  come off better. I'm just being extremely judgmental and very very rude because this
• 33:44
  is double twenty five's this is what you get. And then I did appreciate
• 33:51
  her explanation because we didn't get it in the season of why she had to
• 33:54
  stay within that area and in Florida and everything, that is one of the
• 34:00
  rules and probably other states as well, to stay within a certain mile radius
• 34:05
  of your kids, and the fact that they weren't going to be moving the
• 34:09
  kids away from their life. That made sense to me because when we were
• 34:15
  like, well, she could live someplace cheaper and like right next to Star
• 34:20
  Island. Well, that's what I don't understand that the only option was either
• 34:24
  an entire hour away or a thirty two thousand dollars condo near Star Island.
• 34:30
  Is there not something that's a little not No, that's it. But I'm
• 34:35
  sorry, sorry, I think like, here's what I so, Oh God,
• 34:42
  please don't kill me, darlings. But Star Island. No, Star
• 34:45
  Island is its own island. So if you were to live off of the
• 34:50
  island, would it No matter where you go off of the island, it's
• 34:53
  going to be an hour away. So if that is the case, that
• 34:57
  totally makes sense that if you're on Star Star Island you probably won't find anything
• 35:02
  cheap period dot That totally checks out. Yeah, so is it that far
• 35:09
  away from the mainland. I let's send this back to the fact checkers in
• 35:15
  down the hall. I e Google and we'll find out. Okay, let
• 35:21
  me just take a look here. Okay, it is its own Yeah,
• 35:25
  I mean it is just really floating there. Doesn't seem like it would take
• 35:29
  an hour to get back over to South Let's go over here, let's go
• 35:34
  over to Trap Foods. I guess if you got stuck in traffic driving that
• 35:39
  hour, you could wear your Lisa arena. Depends Lisa Rena. I mean,
• 35:51
  look, I don't know. It kind of seems like she wants to
• 35:54
  be on the same island as Lenny Lenny, Lenny, Lenny Lenny, and
• 35:59
  that's that. And I get it, I will say, not Lenny,
• 36:01
  her kids, I do. I did get her frustration that it wasn't about
• 36:06
  the money, it was about the kids. Yes, and I did appreciate
• 36:09
  her fighting to make that very clear, especially at the reunion, because her
• 36:15
  kids will see this. I was shocked when she said that she thinks that
• 36:19
  her oldest son, who's what eights, reads this shit online, and I'm
• 36:23
  like, you know, there's protections on iPads and stuff for little kids,
• 36:30
  especially our mother Emily. Of course, of course he had to fill out
• 36:37
  like police paperwork. You know. He's like, oh, he has his
• 36:40
  own pen, you know, like he has to do statements on it.
• 36:44
  He is of course he knows, because not only is she talking about it
• 36:50
  while he's right there, right, And she's like, I think he knew
• 36:54
  it. He knew, he knew that Jody was my boyfriend. I'm like,
• 36:57
  you think that's just I mean, look, anyway, I like going
• 37:04
  back being on Star Island. I totally understand. I'm not going to judge
• 37:07
  her for that. But why if there is this ruling, if it is
• 37:13
  in fact a ruling that she has to stay within a certain Lenny should be
• 37:16
  the one that's supplementing her living situation. And that's what's pissing me off if
• 37:21
  that's the case, right, because I think, isn't it that you have
• 37:27
  to if in the support, you have to be able to maintain their cost
• 37:31
  of living that they are accustomed to or something like that. Well, God
• 37:36
  knows what's going on with this settlement? Because yes, and also like maybe
• 37:39
  the lawyers are like, you know, okay, maybe there was some concessions
• 37:45
  going on there, like who knows, it's such a yeah, who knows
• 37:50
  what's going on. So it was interesting to me that Alexia was saying when
• 37:54
  they had that big situation where Lisa was ganged up on and they were all
• 37:59
  asking her about like her finances and money and all this stuff, and Julia
• 38:02
  was like your bad mother, and she just was getting it from all sides.
• 38:07
  And that was the episode where we were like, do they even like
• 38:08
  her? You know, yes, yeah, I love that. Alexi is
• 38:12
  like, well, we were coming from a good place. But Gerty was
• 38:16
  like, when I watch that back yet was not cool. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:21
  that was not a good look, not a good look. I love
• 38:23
  this. She said that that was very nice. But then Gerty goes to
• 38:27
  say, but you were very defensive and you're wrapped up, and Lisa's starts,
• 38:30
  you know, she gets really emphatic and really mad about yes, I'm
• 38:32
  wrapped up because I'm fighting for the battle of my life. And then Alexi
• 38:37
  is like, well, Gertie's battle is much bigger than yours, and then
• 38:40
  yeah, and Gertie's like mine is a battle of life or death. And
• 38:44
  then Lisa screams, let's don't diminish what I was fighting about. I was
• 38:47
  fighting about my kids. And then Gertie says, well, they're healthy and
• 38:51
  they're alive, and that you're you were insufferable this season and everybody says it,
• 38:58
  so this was tough to I did like that Andy said it's not a
• 39:01
  competition essentially about like because it wasn't a good look for Gerty either to say
• 39:07
  too. I did feel like she was diminishing it a little bit regardless,
• 39:12
  and I did feel like it was a bit of a competition, like,
• 39:15
  Gertie has cancer, you are healthy. But it doesn't necessarily mean that Lisa's
• 39:22
  trauma from this and what she's going through isn't hard because she is dealing with
• 39:25
  custody and dealing with a horrible ex spouse or soon to be ex spouse.
• 39:30
  So that was not a fun look for anybody. Really. It just was
• 39:35
  a bunch of selfish people yelling. However, Lisa still never read the room
• 39:42
  about Gertie's cancer, and still continues to not read the Room about Gertie's cancer
• 39:45
  and that's why they have to scream louder about it, because Lisa doesn't get
• 39:50
  it. So even though I'm saying it's not a good look on the other
• 39:53
  side of the couch, I'm still saying I get why they have to scream
• 39:58
  at Lisa because she's never understood it. Well, it seems like she only
• 40:05
  understands when there's yelling, because that's the only way you can kind of reach
• 40:09
  her. Then she takes it in and then she's like, Okay, I
• 40:14
  got it. I mean in this setting anyway, maybe just under the pressure
• 40:17
  of being filmed or something, but because I'm sure she comes in there with
• 40:22
  her mission and her what she's going in with and has to you know.
• 40:28
  So, But it was great that they had a whole package of Lisa ignoring
• 40:31
  them in really tense moments, and Nicole, it wasn't about her laid it
• 40:37
  out. She was like, here are the bullet points. This is why
• 40:40
  Gertie is yelling at you about this right now, because this is how you
• 40:45
  reacted. She laid it all out, and then we saw the package and
• 40:51
  then we hear Lisa go, well, I got you. I found all
• 40:53
  this stuff on the boat and then to see their text message about the supergoop
• 41:00
  product that she founded, girds, which I loved. I was like,
• 41:02
  wait, what is it that she left behind? And loved that and that
• 41:07
  Gerty wasn't really mad, and I mean, I guess I kind of understood
• 41:09
  that, like you're all getting off of a boat and you left something behind.
• 41:14
  But let's back it up just a couple minutes. Okay, all right,
• 41:17
  yeah, no, I hear you, I hear you. Go go
• 41:20
  go, don't forget. Lisa was hosting a show of some sort with her
• 41:25
  light on her phone and you know, like doing some kind of crazy FaceTime
• 41:30
  thing and then doing that wild WhatsApp thing, like she was not there,
• 41:37
  and she was livid and pissed because it wasn't I'm saying mentally, she wasn't
• 41:42
  there, and she was livid and pissed because it wasn't about her, and
• 41:46
  she really wanted it to be about her because she was so upset because that
• 41:51
  was the day. That was the day, But unfortunately it is every day.
• 41:55
  That's the problem. This is the type of friend that you like because
• 42:01
  you're like, your life is too much for me to handle. And it's
• 42:05
  not that it's a lot, but you gotta start thinking like, yeah,
• 42:10
  chaos because you can kind of get into like I know, this is this
• 42:14
  is like a newer term. And I'm paraphrasing because it's not narcissism, but
• 42:19
  it's I'm just gonna call it like where it's like a trauma narcissist, where
• 42:23
  their trauma is the worst that can possibly be and there's no way around it.
• 42:29
  And yeah, the second that you're mutually sharing it, there's is worse
• 42:32
  and worse and worse. I'm gonna call it a trauma winner. Let's call
• 42:37
  it that. Oh yeah, that's better because there's a term for it,
• 42:39
  and I can't remember what it is, but yeah, that's just competitive traumatic
• 42:45
  victim. You know, it doesn't mean that they're going it doesn't devalue that
• 42:50
  they're going through trauma and that they're experiencing horrific times, but it's the way
• 42:55
  that they leverage it against someone else's difficult times. Case in point, Gerdy
• 43:00
  and her cancer, and I would say that, I mean, Larsa probably
• 43:07
  isn't the same, but it was so as much as I love Larsa and
• 43:12
  she makes me laugh and like die for her, when Gerdi said to her,
• 43:16
  I was going through the hardest time in my life and you made it
• 43:20
  worse. When Larsa responds with no, I didn't, honey, I was
• 43:24
  like, I would life love to kill you right now? Was the next
• 43:31
  level just out to lunch behavior? What is that called? Well? What
• 43:37
  is it with us where we will accept Larsa, who is as a friend
• 43:44
  I think worse than Lisa for sure, but as fans I'm like, yeah,
• 43:51
  Larsa, that was the craziest thing you could have said anyway. And
• 43:54
  then with Lisa, I'm like, yeah, Lisa, shut up. Yeah,
• 43:59
  because Lisa doesn't have the ability to bounce back and be redeemed in any
• 44:04
  other way by being like a funny housewife right right right least, she doesn't
• 44:08
  have to. She can't bounce it out. That's deep. No, And
• 44:12
  well, I'm not saying Larsa is deep. I just think that. And
• 44:15
  this is why we can enjoy the villains that we enjoy, because they have
• 44:20
  the other side of their personality that is so ridiculous that we can laugh at
• 44:23
  them, and that in turn allows us to keep watching them because it's not
• 44:30
  just one hundred percent villain. You've got this ridiculous side that's funny to watch
• 44:36
  and every once in a while she can clock in and make a little bit
• 44:40
  of sense or go on traders and be great. You know. Yeah,
• 44:44
  yeah, I'm going to say something controversial, as you said that you hate
• 44:47
  her now realizing Gerty is the worst, make put it on a T shirt,
• 44:54
  wear it. I stand by this. No, I think I do
• 44:59
  want Lisa to come back because she is so bonkers that I can feel better
• 45:05
  about myself and sometimes I need that. So I need it too, and
• 45:09
  I love it. Yeah, And I also think it's such a social social
• 45:15
  experiment in personality to see these women who are so wealthy and are just by
• 45:22
  way of circumstance narcissists, but then by way of their own personality, cornering
• 45:28
  themselves into just oblivion and just complete lack of reality. So I totally agree
• 45:38
  with you. And if Lisa had some sort of arc where she could come
• 45:44
  around to actually being a human being, that would be amazing to see.
• 45:50
  I mean, sure, it's not me off the show, and I don't
• 45:52
  care the second that she gets that thirty two thousand dollars a month for an
• 45:58
  apartment is an insane amount of money, just the third for one month,
• 46:04
  just like yeah, then then actually, yes, I would. I would
• 46:08
  still like her to be on the show, and I would like to see
• 46:10
  her get to that point, but I just don't that's ever gonna happen.
• 46:14
  No, And we can love to hate our reality stars and yeah, that's
• 46:19
  fine, and then some people love that because that's the aspirational part of the
• 46:22
  show that you know, we also love behind the gates kind of yeh.
• 46:27
  But I don't need to relate to the people that I'm watching on television.
• 46:30
  I really don't. I know that a lot of people are like, oh
• 46:31
  my god, they're so reliable. Yeah, I think when it happens,
• 46:35
  it's magical. Becind it's so rare. Yes, yes, so when it
• 46:38
  does, it's great. But I don't need that because I know it will
• 46:43
  happen every once in a while. But when someone's relatable and also entertaining,
• 46:47
  that's a hard mix, I think, you know, honestly, I think
• 46:52
  that was Arianna and vander Pump for a long time. Relatable and interesting not
• 46:59
  so much. I don't I didn't ever find her interesting. Well, yeah,
• 47:05
  I thought she was always interesting enough and really just normal, like a
• 47:09
  normal person, which didn't make her interesting to me. So pol Radziwell,
• 47:14
  I think is a good one. That hit for me. Yeah, that's
• 47:17
  a good one. I also think Heather Heather Gay is one of the most
• 47:23
  grounded and relatable housewives that we've ever had, and very funny, and she's
• 47:28
  definitely lost her way many times, but she can always come back to that
• 47:32
  that spot where I feel like she's one of a kind in this world.
• 47:37
  Yeah, darlings, you should sound off, like who is the most relatable
• 47:40
  yet entertaining. I guess we could expand it even to like other Bravo people
• 47:45
  or I mean, it's hard with gamer shows to do it, but I
• 47:50
  definitely think with like non gaming reality, Yeah right, non gamer reality would
• 47:55
  be the way to go. Yeah, yeah, sound off? Sound us
• 48:00
  you up, sound off, y'all. Adriana was pretty horrible to Marisol,
• 48:07
  with her just hackling her when she was crying about her mother dying on actual
• 48:14
  Mother's Day and Adriana with her saying like, we've you know, the actual
• 48:20
  Mother's Day over and over and over again, to the point where Andy's like,
• 48:22
  we heard you the first eight times, Oh, crocodile. He turns
• 48:29
  into Dad at the slumber party, man, I'm like, okay, we
• 48:31
  really have to go to bed now, guys, like, shut up everyone,
• 48:37
  her dad's going to come back down here and he's going to send us
• 48:39
  home. I feel any no, no, seriously, guys, like he
• 48:45
  really means it, we have to go bas That was really that triggered me
• 48:53
  in such a way that I again, how many times did I want to
• 48:58
  physically hurt someone in this episode? I mean, what did I say before?
• 49:02
  I can't remember, but this with Adriana made me want to just I
• 49:07
  was done. I had lost it. I was like, this is so
• 49:09
  disrespectful. Yeah, she could have actually made a much better point and had
• 49:16
  my attention had she waited for Marisol to finish and then said Marisol, I
• 49:22
  didn't put it all together because it wasn't even Mother's Day when we filmed it,
• 49:29
  and then I would have been like, oh, okay, that's kind
• 49:34
  of a point, Like, I mean, see where she didn't put it
• 49:36
  together. It's such a weak point though. I mean, it's Mother's Day
• 49:40
  celebration. The title in and of itself is the actual holiday in which her
• 49:45
  mother passed. So the connection so strong that I get it, like you're
• 49:50
  there to celebrate motherhood, Like it's shot, it's a real point. It's
• 49:54
  a weak point, but it could have been right. She could have served
• 49:59
  it up a lot better. But I love Marisol's commitment to just continue crying.
• 50:04
  I mean, it was pretty amazing that she was able to like tune
• 50:07
  out backling and just continue. Oh that's a skill, because that would have
• 50:13
  been like, yeah, I mean a lot of people would have walked off
• 50:19
  for a minute and yeah, has a meltdown in the dressing room that we
• 50:22
  would have seen in the promo, and it would have been Marisol like cry
• 50:27
  like and Andy trying to talk her back. We would not have known.
• 50:31
  No podcasts with me and Alexia tune in, subscribe like leave a good review.
• 50:42
  They plugged that podcast. I mean, I know that it's what they
• 50:45
  say and it's totally organic, but it is funny because every time either one
• 50:47
  of them says it, I'm like podcasts. Yeah, I know. I
• 50:51
  wish that they would have called it the Porf of War Bros. Because that's
• 50:55
  to be so cute. I love that, I know, and that would
• 50:59
  have been a close show Rose anyway, Okay, well, oh lastly,
• 51:09
  oh Julia, Oh yeah, Julia at the break and Lisa totally got why
• 51:21
  she didn't do it on the couch. Yes, totally got it. So
• 51:25
  can you please her? I know, I can you please explain to me?
• 51:30
  And I'm so sorry, but I didn't understand why what happened with the
• 51:34
  pictures and who sent her something, and it was a mistake about why those
• 51:38
  pictures came up? Can you okay? So this is what I think happened
• 51:44
  on whatever day the blowout was with her and Lisa. Earlier, the daughter
• 51:51
  her daughter had, Julia's daughter had some big moment. She said, what
• 51:54
  it was. I think it was like that she went away to school or
• 51:58
  that would make sense. Yeah, okay, and then her the father of
• 52:02
  the daughter, then sent Julia a bunch of pictures like wow, can you
• 52:07
  believe, like this is our little baby so long ago? And he also
• 52:14
  I think accidentally sent pictures of Max, thinking that Max was the daughter,
• 52:20
  right, And so it was like, so I don't know that was I
• 52:27
  think where Julia was maybe not in the headspace Lisa thought she was in that
• 52:30
  day, and I don't know, it just sounded like that that tripped off
• 52:36
  the event. And there's no way that Lisa could that Julia could have presented
• 52:42
  that pulling out her phone and showing everybody on the couch, and the pause
• 52:46
  that she took to say I'm not ready was so like stoic and real,
• 52:52
  and I was like, wow, what is that about? So the fact
• 52:59
  that she went in and had that moment was like perfect, And I was
• 53:04
  really glad that Andy didn't dwell on it either. He's like, oh great,
• 53:07
  you guys are good, and they and he didn't make anybody explain,
• 53:13
  well, what happened? And like, what happened? What happened? What
• 53:20
  happened? What happened? Right, Lisa Barlow saying the reunion happens, Julia,
• 53:28
  what happens? Gurdie? What happened? Alexia? What do you think
• 53:32
  about what happened? When she said what happens, it's just that's her.
• 53:39
  Okay. We have a question from Lisa in Texas or Candy in Texas and
• 53:45
  it's what happens? Gertie? Do you want to respond? And another question
• 53:54
  from Amy in California and it's what happen? Arsa, Lisa, did you
• 54:01
  write these questions? I might have sponsored by Wendy's. She just is eating
• 54:10
  fast food. The whole reunion just yeah, yeah, that was great.
• 54:17
  And I also want to say that Lisa took it really well, and this
• 54:22
  was a wonder See, Lisa does have these redemption moments, and that's so
• 54:27
  good. She does touchdown. It's rare because of everything that's going on,
• 54:30
  but she does touchdown, and she did. She handled that really really well.
• 54:35
  And yeah, it's a good way to put it, touching down because
• 54:38
  there's no with Larsa when she touches down. There's a price to be paid
• 54:45
  for that down the road. But Lisa, like I think she legit is
• 54:51
  sorry, the moment's done. She appreciate like it's not going to ever be
• 54:54
  about Lisa when she comes to that point. That was great. ARSA's like
• 55:00
  collateral damage here. Let's see, I'm gonna yeah, you're gonna pay for
• 55:04
  this apology. Yeah, Larsa doesn't have what Lisa has in that point.
• 55:07
  So we give points over to Lisa that she can really connect on a level
• 55:10
  at sometimes and accept apologies, uh yeah, and also apologize to some degree.
• 55:20
  Yeah. So and really I was thinking to myself, well, why
• 55:24
  did she bring it up to Lisa sooner about why this happened, or why
• 55:29
  didn't she apologize to her later on in the show, you know, But
• 55:32
  it's and I'm curious what you think why she didn't need to pull her aside
• 55:37
  and discuss it. I mean, did they just run out of time or
• 55:42
  was it that she didn't really understand what happened that day? Probably didn't understand
• 55:47
  and then once she kind of did put it together. Was I can't even
• 55:52
  imagine how painful that is. She Yeah, she probably didn't get it at
• 55:54
  first. Yeah, it's so deep. Oh my god, this okay,
• 56:00
  and we're gonna end on this, and we're gonna then we're gonna move on.
• 56:02
  But I cannot believe when Gerty said that she saved three hundred lives because
• 56:09
  of what she has shared, and so she counted the amount of people that
• 56:15
  must have dm'd her or commented on her social media that they got checked and
• 56:21
  they do they did have cancer. That's what I'm is that what you put
• 56:24
  together of course, or or told her at Bravocon or whatever. Yeah,
• 56:30
  that's amazing, unbelievable. That astounded me to my core. That is where
• 56:37
  I say to myself, for better or worse, what these ladies are doing
• 56:43
  at the end of the day, when you have something like this happen,
• 56:45
  the platform is nothing. It's like nothing you've ever seen before, and what
• 56:52
  they can do with that platform for good is incredible. And to move on
• 56:57
  with your life knowing that what you've gone through has helped other people. What
• 57:02
  a gift that you that you've been given. And this just goes to show
• 57:07
  how brave she was to do this because and I'm so glad she shared that
• 57:10
  stat and also that Larsia Larsa shared the stat about black women that they're forty
• 57:17
  percent more likely to die of breast cancer and how important that is for black
• 57:22
  women to be getting checked so across the board but blown away and what a
• 57:30
  celebration for women in Women's History Month and off the heels of Black History Month
• 57:37
  that just we have these messages out there and that these shows like this can
• 57:40
  do something about it really incredible. Yeah, I wish that more emphasis was
• 57:47
  put on stuff like that than other issues that people have with Bravo shows.
• 57:54
  I'm kind of like, even like when Jamie Lee Curtis came on to talk
• 57:59
  about her charity and she's like after the fact, She's like, I had
• 58:02
  no idea the positive strength and uh outcome that would come out of me talking
• 58:08
  about a charity on real Housewives. She was blown away. She's like,
• 58:14
  it was like the greatest, biggest move for my charity in terms of attention
• 58:20
  and money. So god, that's right. Yeah. So I think that
• 58:25
  people discredit these shows, but they are doing good things too. Yes,
• 58:30
  and again back to your point and what we talked about earlier last week about
• 58:36
  the fair pay and wanting you know, residual persius because of how important the
• 58:44
  work is that they're doing. So did you, by the way, speaking
• 58:50
  of as we transition out to the seas, see that Peter was asked to
• 58:54
  come back to Vanderplump but not get paid, now, are you Yeah?
• 59:00
  I saw that, Peter. That's not nice. That are you serious?
• 59:06
  And the people are like, Billy Lee better not be getting paid. I'm
• 59:09
  like, Billy Lee better be getting paid because she's the only one that'll film
• 59:13
  with him with Santoval. But yeah, that's what I heard, that's discussing.
• 59:19
  Peter said this. He was on some podcasts and he said this,
• 59:22
  So it's coming from Peter. Yeah, they should be ashamed of themselves.
• 59:29
  That is, those are thieves. They're thieves. That's disgusting. Yeah.
• 59:31
  Yeah, that's when I get pissed about. I don't get Yeah. That's
• 59:36
  when I'm like, what the I'm not saying Peter holds the key to anything?
• 59:40
  He probably yeah, and he has the key to sir. Okay,
• 59:44
  let's sea. He does have the key, but he doesn't have the key
• 59:45
  to reality television. But you are going to show someone on a platform in
• 59:52
  which people are going to see them, and you have a budget, and
• 59:54
  you're not going to give this person money for showing up. Fuck you see
• 59:59
  this was what this is. This is really gonna make me mad right now
• 1:00:02
  because this is what's wrong with the entertainment industry in general. Yeah. And
• 1:00:07
  I mean you can say that about the arts across the you know whatever.
• 1:00:15
  You can say that across all platforms when it comes to the arts, but
• 1:00:20
  that's really gross. And I think that Bravo needs to pay attention to their
• 1:00:24
  pocketbook, yeah, because they're disrespecting. And I'll take it a step further.
• 1:00:30
  I'm gonna not just say Bravo, but I'm gonna say Universal because that
• 1:00:34
  is who the purse strings are connected to, and so that is who I
• 1:00:38
  really point my finger at to be Like, I get, Bravo might not
• 1:00:43
  have the budget, but that's because Universal is saying that they don't. And
• 1:00:45
  meanwhile, we know that everybody watches these We know that the audience is far
• 1:00:52
  and wide for these shows. So give Peter like a day rate. I
• 1:00:55
  was just gonna say, give them a fucking day rate. Yeah, couple
• 1:01:00
  in a per diem like yeah, yeah yeah. And if this is true,
• 1:01:05
  allegedly they weren't going to pay him. Yeah, maybe it was like,
• 1:01:10
  oh, we won't pay you unless you make the cut. And that's
• 1:01:15
  still not right, right, do you know what I mean? Right,
• 1:01:19
  Yeah, it's like a couple hundred bucks. See, this is why they
• 1:01:22
  should be unionized. Yeah, some or not. I mean, I'm not
• 1:01:28
  saying that they should, but they should have some sort of other. Yeah,
• 1:01:31
  accountability when it comes to this, right, Like I get like,
• 1:01:35
  if we're still in the documentary category in that world, then that gets complicated.
• 1:01:39
  But there's an answer out there. There is an answer, Yeah in
• 1:01:46
  the oceans. Okay, thank you, but dum, we have just a
• 1:01:52
  few minutes to discuss below deck. And I just am one personally really grateful
• 1:01:58
  that we got a nice solid sh of that globe, that staircase globe.
• 1:02:02
  Yes, when we heard that crash, oh man, that was just chef's
• 1:02:07
  kiss happy as can be, because I was like, get a gandhier that
• 1:02:10
  globe, you know what I mean. I was like I took it as
• 1:02:14
  like, oh, the globe is fine. Everybody calmed down. The globe
• 1:02:19
  is fine. Thank God. And listen, if that ship goes down and
• 1:02:24
  we're looking at a million years from now, the globe will still be the
• 1:02:29
  only thing that survives anything. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be the
• 1:02:32
  heart of the That's going to be the thing that we all go into submersive
• 1:02:37
  to see. Dude. People are going to be going down there just to
• 1:02:45
  see it. Oh, look at it. So gorgeous globe, gorgeous California
• 1:02:50
  globe. Well, well, I do you think the Barbie Fraser thing is
• 1:02:58
  real? I think there both leaning in a little too hard because I think,
• 1:03:05
  like, I'm not totally buying it. She's way too good at her
• 1:03:07
  job and Kat is not. And I think that I just don't see Fraser
• 1:03:15
  being like, no, bitch, you call me boss, you know,
• 1:03:17
  like that kind of vibe. I just don't buy it. Huh, leaning
• 1:03:23
  on her extra hard because Kat and and uh, what's her face, Sandy?
• 1:03:29
  Like what's her name? Yeahandy, she's great too. I just don't
• 1:03:34
  buy that he would like try to cut ties with Barbie because her attitude problem.
• 1:03:38
  Well, no, he's gotta check her. She's she's good. You
• 1:03:43
  know, she's getting a little bit too big for her breeches. You know
• 1:03:45
  she's not Yeah, excuse me, I got globe in my throat. I
• 1:03:52
  got globe throat. I'm fine with it if it's not totally legit. I'm
• 1:03:58
  just saying like, it just doesn't totally ring true to me. Maybe we're
• 1:04:02
  not seeing all the times that Bobby is being sussy, but I do hear
• 1:04:08
  what you're saying. And I think it was really funny that he was,
• 1:04:12
  like he had to tell the captain how Barbie's really snappy and that, and
• 1:04:17
  then after answering all of his questions about like, well, is she good
• 1:04:23
  at her job? Does she do that? He's like, yes, absolutely,
• 1:04:26
  fantastic, kills it. Never seen anyone better, so good, better
• 1:04:30
  than I've ever done it. And he's like, well, let's find a
• 1:04:33
  way for her to shine. And then meanwhile he's like, cat just really
• 1:04:39
  isn't picking up what we're laying down. And then Zandy, yeah, good,
• 1:04:47
  Yeah, those meetings to me, I was like, wait, is
• 1:04:49
  he really back in here? And then I thought, I hope these are
• 1:04:53
  scheduled things and he's just like talking to talk, because is he really coming
• 1:04:58
  back to the captain to like complain. Yeah, yeah, it's a good
• 1:05:02
  question. Maybe Captain Carrey's like very hands on, He's like he wants to
• 1:05:08
  hear more reports. Yeah that's true. Or you know, Fraser hasn't been
• 1:05:13
  the chiefs to for that long. Maybe he really feels like, I need
• 1:05:16
  to tell the coptain what's going on so this doesn't end up kicking me in
• 1:05:19
  the offs, you know, because what if he goes to the captain.
• 1:05:24
  Oh he's a tired girl. I couldn't be sad. I could be mad,
• 1:05:28
  but every time I see you, I just stop end up being glad.
• 1:05:32
  I love that. I love that. So yeah, but also like,
• 1:05:40
  was I gonna oh yeah, Zandy Zandy teaching cat how to fold things
• 1:05:46
  is really the meditation audio that I need? And I can't remember what is
• 1:05:50
  her accent? Oh yeah, that's a good point. She said, I
• 1:05:55
  don't know if you fold it, you must fild it from here to the
• 1:06:00
  bottom, not the top. I mean her attention. Did he on in
• 1:06:08
  the same direction? I was like, oh my god, I love this.
• 1:06:11
  I love this for me. I need this moment in this Jared.
• 1:06:17
  Is he just drunk? Drunk, drunk all the time. Something's going on.
• 1:06:24
  There's a lot, there's a lot of disconnections in that old brain of
• 1:06:28
  his. Was he blurring like this the last several episodes and I just didn't
• 1:06:31
  notice because he sounds so drunk the last two episodes? Oh yeah, he
• 1:06:41
  Well he was bloot of the clown in the night Out, but he does
• 1:06:45
  that thing where he's like he does have a slower cadence. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:49
  maybe he was. He would read like booze constantly. I mean it's
• 1:06:55
  tight quarters, you would, and he's working hard so he's sweating. So
• 1:06:58
  yeah, no, I feel like people would be talking about it. Yeah
• 1:07:01
  yeah, Okay, this is a drunk to the captains, Yeah yeah.
• 1:07:09
  To the captain's point though, like, you can't be hungover. I mean
• 1:07:14
  he is on edge, Jared, so you can't. You can't be hungover
• 1:07:21
  or still drunk doing the job. I mean I guess you can emotionally upset
• 1:07:26
  that he can't talk to his daughter and he's on this schedule now Okay,
• 1:07:30
  yeah, I mean doesn't right they he could go inland and find like an
• 1:07:34
  internet cafe or something like. I would think where they are docked, there's
• 1:07:40
  probably some access to some kind of option like that. Well, he might
• 1:07:45
  not be able to leave the boat, though, but they all went out
• 1:07:49
  that night, Like couldn't have found something like if he stayed sober? Yeah?
• 1:07:59
  Yeah, or like Captain Carrey's talking to his kids, could he asked
• 1:08:02
  Captain carry No. I thought that that's what was gonna happen, because Captain
• 1:08:05
  Carrey is incredibly invested and like, come to me if you need anything,
• 1:08:11
  Well, yeah, I need something. I need to call my daughter because
• 1:08:14
  I mean, or else I won't be in her life anymore. So this
• 1:08:17
  is weird. But Carrie calling him out and saying, like, you know,
• 1:08:20
  I had to step away from the job for a while. I had
• 1:08:23
  just stopped drinking, I exercised self help, all this stuff, and you
• 1:08:27
  need to figure out if you can still do this job. I mean,
• 1:08:29
  that's where he said it. But let's let's cut and run over to Eileen.
• 1:08:34
  And you know, this is the next level. This is this is
• 1:08:42
  some bonkers like douchebag charter guests. Yes, I mean I lean, I
• 1:08:49
  Leen was the real drunk that did the face plan into the side of the
• 1:08:55
  hot tub. Oh my god, I can't believe she got up. I
• 1:09:00
  know. I mean, I think because you're real limber when you're like that,
• 1:09:02
  and she's not going to feel that for another couple hours. She's not
• 1:09:05
  gonna wake up. We're gonna have a you know, like have a funeral
• 1:09:10
  pire happening the next day, and like, oh, cruel, cru let's
• 1:09:14
  get the arrows ready to fire up. I couldn't believe they let her earlier
• 1:09:21
  in the day, as drunk as she was, just hit the open waters
• 1:09:25
  like that, like I know, your life was going and she didn't even
• 1:09:29
  know. Yeah, I did appreciate that. She's like, I'm not that
• 1:09:31
  strong of a swimmer and I'm going to need one of those on me at
• 1:09:34
  all times. It's like, yeah, you're not a strong swimmer because you
• 1:09:39
  can't feel your limbs. But at any point she could have just like talked
• 1:09:45
  into the water and she would have drowned, you know what. Just yes,
• 1:09:48
  like she did have a light jacket on when they were I know,
• 1:09:51
  Oh my god, Like I just thought, get her away from water.
• 1:09:56
  What are you doing everybody? I don't know and just the amount of drinks
• 1:10:00
  that they needed. And then I, uh, Tina, this woman who
• 1:10:03
  doesn't want to drink anything out of glass, she wants plastic because she's obviously
• 1:10:08
  a German fair. Yeah, she's like, you say, a germaphobe.
• 1:10:11
  Kind of makes sense to me if you've traveled a lot and gotten sick from
• 1:10:15
  eating off of utensils that are soiled or whatever. I mean, I kind
• 1:10:19
  of I guess I can accept her point. I mean, I wouldn't necessarily
• 1:10:23
  do that, but if I was paranoid, I might say, yeah,
• 1:10:26
  just give me it out of plastic. I'm paranoida getting sick. Okay,
• 1:10:29
  But then you're still eating off of plates and you're using utensils, so it
• 1:10:32
  also doesn't connect. Now she she starts eating her perfederals before everybody else does,
• 1:10:45
  and drunk Tina is like shoveling it in. By the way, Yeah,
• 1:10:51
  somehow in her drunken stupor can remember manners and is like, well,
• 1:11:00
  in the real world, we wait for everybody that I have your dessert.
• 1:11:03
  That was also like the other guests that we hadn't even heard from yet,
• 1:11:08
  they were all pissed about it too. I love that everyone. I love
• 1:11:15
  that they even called it out. They're like you, like, we're having
• 1:11:18
  no fun. Yeah, you're not a bunch of drunk, miserable douchebags.
• 1:11:25
  Why yeah, why don't you just have it instead? The twenties just have
• 1:11:27
  it be like the crash. The crash. Tonight's theme is the depression,
• 1:11:32
  because we are all depressed. Yes, I would be too if I had
• 1:11:36
  that shoulder backtat like Tina and just crying in the hallway. Oh too much
• 1:11:43
  anyway, Jared cries, Eileen's crying. Just what an end to that?
• 1:11:50
  We'll see what happens next week. He took that line pretty personally from Aileen.
• 1:11:56
  You're lucky, you're good looking, so you're good and going out,
• 1:12:00
  nothing else going for you going on. Yeah, that's a hell of a
• 1:12:02
  thing to say, so specific. I mean, wow, out of the
• 1:12:08
  mouths of drunk sometimes comes true. He was so rattled, he wasn't really
• 1:12:15
  spun him into his fury, like his you know, got him into his
• 1:12:20
  head. I don't think that anybody else would have been that rattle. But
• 1:12:26
  I mean, good on him for not climbing over the table. But he
• 1:12:29
  was pretty unstable after that. Yeah, I don't know I'd hit a chord
• 1:12:39
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• 1:13:03
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