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37 - Taylor Frankie Paul, RHOBH, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Ladies of London, and SLOMW · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_05: Welcome to Rather Be Rollin, where two sisters who should really be doing something more productive that expect all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Hi! Hi Lil.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: Hi.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: You're recording in kind of an unconventional stitch right now, and it's very disturbing, I gotta say.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: There's a child on me.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: He keeps just like nestling.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's so cute.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like lifting his head up, putting it back down, just like getting comfy.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: Is he crying?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: His face looks like he's crying.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like a bird shit on you.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: We're doing our breast.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: So why is the child on you?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: Like what when we're recording?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_04: Because I can do it all.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'm a mom who can do it all.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: Says the woman who just had to stop.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Says the mom who just had to stop recording to clean spit up off her shirt.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_04: Sometimes it'd be like that.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe if we're lucky, we'll get a little coup into the microphone.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's my dream.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_04: We didn't capture the sound of him barfing onto my shirt just now.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't hear it.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: You hear me patting his back?
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Probably when I listen back, I will.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_04: So a lot has happened.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: A lot has happened.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: I think there's only one place to start.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: TFP.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what do you think about everything that has gone down?
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: That has transpired.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_04: I think that ABC I think ABC knew exactly what they were risking when they picked her.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, duh, anyone with a TV knows that she was arrested for throwing a chair at her child.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_04: She's obviously also incredibly unwell, unstable.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_04: And I think I'm not surprised ABC scrapped the season.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_04: I knew that was coming.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_04: Because it doesn't matter that the video existed.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_04: What matters is that now people have seen it.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I what you're you mean, like it doesn't matter that she did this stuff.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: It matters that people have seen her doing these this stuff.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, like obviously in the world it matters, but to ABC, etc., it doesn't matter.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: As analysts have said, video changes everything.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: Because literally what we watched is nothing different than what we've read.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_04: This has been public information.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: Everything.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_03: The screaming, the punching, the throwing the chair, the hitting the child, it's all out there.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: And it was out there when she was named The Bachelorette.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: But it's just crazy how like anything you imagine in your head, I guess, isn't as bad as what I mean.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_03: I guess when I imagined it, I guess I imagined it being that bad.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's I think that and this would have never happened, but ABC could have just stood in their conviction and said, yes, we knew about this, and she's you know trying to be in a different place, and we're standing by her now because nothing has changed.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: Literally nothing has changed from when they chose her to now.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_04: No, and that's why they picked her, honestly.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_03: It is, and I was looking forward to watching it because it was gonna clearly be a train wreck.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think they're gonna do with that time slot now?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Sunday night they are gonna do uh an American Idol repeat, and I think they're gonna be scrambling after that.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um, did you see that she got her custody of her children taken away?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't see that.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_03: That's another thing that's crazy to me because again, nothing has changed.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_03: She was everyone was content to have her have custody.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_03: Dakota knew what she was capable of.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, he was filming that video, and you know, there was no rest well, I guess the restraining order came after he called.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: She called him like 180 times in one night.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_04: And obviously he's the one that released it.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder how much TMZ paid him for it.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder how much TMZ pays for any of the exclusives that they get.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_04: How do they have so much cash I don't I don't know?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: I'd like to get get get get eyes inside that machine.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_03: But me too.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_03: But they're doing the Lord's work because we also got something else.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_03: Another video that brought me a lot of joy.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_03: The first video was disturbing.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_03: Are you serious?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: You haven't watched it?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_03: What video?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_03: We can't go on until you watch it.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_04: What is it?
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_04: Justin Timberlake?
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I saw part of it.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't watch all of it.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see him struggling through his uh heel toe, heel toe, toe tap things?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_04: I just saw like brief stills, really.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_03: So he has his like gentle little voice.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_03: You guys, you guys, I'm just like I'm just like really nervous right now.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like you you guys don't have to do this.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: And um I then tried to do the the heel tap things, you know, you walk with one in a straight line.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's like actually kind of hard to quote Justin Timberlake on the video.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_03: You guys, these are like actually really hard tests.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_03: They are, he's right.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I couldn't do it, and then another one you have to keep your foot up six inches from the ground and count to like, I don't know, however until they tell you to stop.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_03: Like that was a little hard too.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like trying to work on my balance, but shit.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_03: And he didn't know his right from his left, which I mean, who amongst?
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_03: I certainly always get that wrong.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: That would have been you on the thing.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm learning, I'm doing better now that I'm you know doing um bar and stuff because they say, you know, put your left foot over whatever, you know, and I can't be messing up, that's embarrassing.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I've I've tried to improve, but Justin clearly.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_03: So then his friend Estie comes up and she's like, What's going on, guys?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_03: And the cops are like, We're arresting him, and they're like, No, she's like, No, you're not, you're not arresting Justin Timberlake, you're arresting Justin Timberlake, and they're like, Yeah, we are.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, Come on, guys, like, come on.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_03: And they're like, and she's like, I have his phone.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what am I supposed to do with his phone?
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_03: Should I give it to him or should I keep it?
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_03: Can I ask him?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_03: And they're like, No, he's in our custody now.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_03: You can't talk to him.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, Come on, like, can I please just ask him if he like wants me to take his phone or if he wants to keep his phone?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: You know, like, you know, if you like bye-bye bye or like sexy back, like, come on, please.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: She literally said that, and they said, Okay, I don't know.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta look it up.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_03: She seemed like a manager type, like, she seemed like very like calm, and but it worked.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: The trick worked because then they did let her talk to him for a second, and she's like, Wow, this is crazy.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_03: And then there's a second video that I saw of him behind the wheel, and they're like, We pulled you over because we saw you like running through a stop sign and like swerving to the left, and he's like, Yeah, sorry about that.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry about that, guys.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_03: And it reminded me of my boyfriend when the cops were called because we were being too loud, and they the cops he answered the door, and the cops told him, like, we got a call because you guys were being too loud, and he's like, Oh, yeah, sorry about that, and tried to close the door on them.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: The cops said, No, no, no.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the cops, and in this case, they also said no no no.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_03: They did not say bye-bye bye.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_03: They they said he then Justin Timberlake said, I'm on a world tour right now, and they're like, What?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_03: And he said, A world tour.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: So it's not the exact infamous quote that we've been waiting for.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_03: You know, this is gonna ruin the tour, the world tour, the world what tour, the world tour.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_03: But he did say I'm on a world tour, and they they're like, What kind of tour?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, It's hard to explain.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: And then he said, I'm just in Timberlake, and they're like, You're just in Timberlake, and he said, Yeah.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_03: And they said, Do you have a license on you?
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: And he said, Yeah.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_03: So that video was was a gift.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: I would recommend it to anyone.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's eight.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_03: The first one was 18 minutes long.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: I watched every second.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_03: You guys my heart is just racing.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just so nervous.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like his voice is so funny.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, and next to these cops, he's like a head shorter than them.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: He just looks like this tiny little man.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he was not bringing sexy back.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_04: And where was Jessica Beale?
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_04: With the children.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's been up to stuff before.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_03: Remember when he was like holding that woman's hand in New Orleans and stuff?
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he can get up to some stuff.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: So I've never, you know, I stopped being a fan of his as soon as he started wearing those.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um, actually, I never really was, but when he started wearing those um like camo colored bandanas and stuff.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not great.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know you have thoughts about this, Miami, Real Housewives of Miami being on pause.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm literally so upset.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, this is your chance to unleash into a literal microphone.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: Who did they even ask about?
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_04: Like, rate what ratings?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: Ratings are low, ratings where are they getting ratings from Peacock?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: Who can say?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_04: Because ratings for all of them on Bravo are probably down.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: This begs the question like, are we done with the Housewives franchises in total?
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, are we getting obviously not tomorrow?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: But is that the direction this is going?
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like, we still have Salt Lake, you know, we have a fresh start with New York coming.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: We have Rhode Island coming.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: I know, and we do have a Rhode Island coming, but like in general, are we trending down?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like, is this where this is?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: A new season of Atlanta's coming.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's true, and it better be better than the last one.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like nothing wasn't bad though, because Angela.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but when one good housewife does not a show make, Phaedra.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Phaedra, well, she was brought in too late to really do anything to save it, but she literally was only brought in to resuscitate.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: And like Rachel Zoe was brought in to resuscitate Beverly Hills.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like these shows have, you know, gone into cardiac arrest.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: I just I didn't feel like Miami was in cardiac arrest.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm wondering if it's like the Todd of it all because Todd is suing them.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think I was bored 90% of the time.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just frankly annoyed that I feel like nobody was surveyed because everybody that I follow and myself still really loves Miami.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm one person that you know that doesn't.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you were enter are you not entertained?
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_04: Were you not entertained?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_04: It was like fine.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I have to say about that.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: And that's how I felt about Atlanta.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's how I felt about Potomac until the very last like two episodes.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the last two episodes were really top-notch.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, I'm sorry that my audio sucks.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know where to speak into right now.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: My microphone broke.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: What should I talk into?
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_04: Just wherever you we were.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_04: I I wouldn't overthink it.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so RP to uh Miami.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, hardly.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know, upon another watch, I've really changed my tune.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_04: I know I said up front that it was boring, and it is anything but the last episode was like a little boring, episode four.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I mean it's not fillery.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'm still entertained.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_04: Martha is a star with a capital S.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, Hanopee.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_04: She's everything to me.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_04: And I love the name Hecate for a pet.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: Her magpie named Hecate that just flies around her garage.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I love it.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_03: So she was left destitute and penniless after her divorce, and this is not the first time she's had to rebuild, she's told us.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um and things couldn't get worse.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: Her sister who loved hats killed herself.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_03: The scene of her like going through her stuff in that storage unit, and then she's like um sobbing about her life while whilst wearing her dead dad's fez.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, nothing is more devastating than that.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was really up to that little Aladdin.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_04: With like a 1950s haircut.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what's up with that?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: Do we know?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: Do we care?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: Is it just part of her?
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_04: I think it is, like, and she also kind of dresses like a little 50s, you know.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_04: She's just like an interesting lady.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: She says that she feels bad that she's like not further along in her life at 45.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: And like I at 35 kind of feel like, oh my gosh, like, am I where I should be at this point?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know, like I thought when I was 35 I'd be like living in a mansion, you know.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know where you got that impression.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the same impression that told me that the field that I work in would make me rich.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: And it it's it doesn't, surprise.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what I mean?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like, and so 10 years from now, if I like was having to like rebuild from nothing for like the third time or however long for her, like I feel bad for her.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_04: This is a case of women signing prenups they shouldn't sign, probably.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, but if she were rich, she might want the prenup signed.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_04: There's always negotiation to be done.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_04: And it feels like she didn't do any if she's walking away penniless.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, she seems like the type of person, and clearly she's been taken advantage of multiple times, including one time live, like right in front of us practically.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_04: She's doing it to herself because she just gave a rando keys to her house.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you're not learning anything.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_04: Did she see any credentials?
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, she didn't.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_03: And part of me, oh my god, am I this woman?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: But then I I would not give my keys to some rando at the park.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_04: No, and I would be changing all my locks promptly if I were her.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's a pretty simple solution, I have to say.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: What, changing locks?
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think of Marg, her friend, her best friend's tough love, telling her, like, you're on a suicide mission, I don't want to find you dead.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here for it.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: I thought it was a little too tough in the at the time.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like she's literally wearing her dead dad's fez, as we mentioned.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she's too vulnerable going through all this the items of her her dead loved ones, like one of whom died by suicide to say that she's on a suicide mission.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: And she took it really well and she said, I know, I know.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because she knows, she does know.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Margo's already given me a what full a lot of M names.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still trying to keep everybody's name straight, but that doesn't mean I don't love it.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: The only ones I the only one I don't know is the pregnant one's name.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: Shoot.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_03: Lottie, maybe?
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: So the gap-toothed one.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_03: I love that she knows her wine.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_03: Kimmy.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: She was very impressive.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, it's citrusy with like a fresh baked creme fraîche.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like she just like got it.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_03: And they were like, oh my god, that was the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_04: Well, they I forget who said, Don't be fooled by whatever.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: She's very smart.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which clearly, but like you know, I love to pretend that I can taste those things, so it's like it was fun to watch.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_04: Meanwhile, yeah, I'm much more like the episode of Parks and Breck I was watching today where Leslie says, I'll take whatever cheap red wine you have because I can't tell the difference.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, I can't either.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_03: I really can't, but I like it feels fun like to pretend that I can, is what I'm saying.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sipsy swirl.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: So, okay, so what do you think about Kimmy as a whole?
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: She's another one that dresses kind of like she's from the 50s.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I do like that.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_04: I just think she clearly you know, I heard on another podcast somebody was saying, like, oh, she doesn't want to talk about the heavy stuff because she's got some unresolved trauma she doesn't want to deal with.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: But TBH, like, I don't have any unresolved trauma, and I would also be like, What has this turned into?
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_04: This wine tasting.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yikes, yikes arella.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_04: The only difference is like I wouldn't have gone on and on about it in the car on the way home, but I would have had the thought in my head that like this is not a fun time, yeah.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I mean, everyone was getting on her about not opening up, but she didn't know that everyone else was gonna bring up their dead relatives, like, and I think that's very fun wine tasting.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_03: I would never go to a wine tasting thinking that we all need to unearth our biggest traumas.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'd be like, I have really bad breath in the morning.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: What is that from?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_03: Don't tell me, don't tell me.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, mean girls.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, thank you.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_03: Close one.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_03: I know I'm getting old, but my memory's not that bad yet.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yet.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, and then what do we think about Micah?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_03: Her hair, what is happening?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: Please tell me.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: Please explain to me.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I'm not sure why she consistently does the Hamilton pony look, but I I don't mind it because she's giving me a lot, and I feel really bad for her.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: Because her friend just like was embarrassed by her and literally had to leave the show.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_04: She's going off on saying this is my best friend of like 20 years, and she's like, I guess I kind of know her.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's upsetting, poor girl.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, but it's like the Hamilton hair is literally like how what we used to do when we were kids with the no bumps and like the crunchy crispy hairspray.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: And also, but part of it, it's almost like this part, like right that touches the the hairline, is like blonde.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta get better eyes on it, I guess.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_04: I know I didn't notice that the color was different.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_04: I sent you a photo.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but I thought you really just meant like the style.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_04: The style.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's like part right here that touches the hairline is is blonde.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_04: So it looks like I have to look past all these pictures of Barry Keogen you sent me.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_04: We don't I don't want to talk about that on the mic.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: Now I feel bad.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_03: I said some um not so nice things about Barry Kyogen's appearance, and I'm very sorry for them because literally the next day he's he comes out and does an interview saying that people say such mean things about him, and it's so hard, and he just like wants to hide away.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm just like, I'm sorry for my part.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: Poor guy.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I see what you mean, but again, like that's not really something I would notice.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_03: It looked, it made it look like her hairline started even further back because the blonde looked like skin.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's insane.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's bananas.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's not great.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she definitely should do something about that.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: Like, and even on Watch What Happens Live, she had that Hamilton hair.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: Never not a low a mid to low pone.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: We deserve answers.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like, we need to know what's going on.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, same with like with Emma's wig.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you're gonna do something weird like that.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I feel you.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_04: But I'm like really feeling invested in these ladies now.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know who I'm not invested in though is Mark Francis, the man on Ladies of London.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not really sure yet how I feel about him.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't like him.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's overacting.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_03: I actually don't think he's acting enough.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: His line delivery is so bad.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you can't have a sense of humor, life is simply just not worth living.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what are you practicing this in the mirror before you before you get come in to the room?
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: I kind of think that's just like who he is.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're being a Martha, you're giving him too much trust and too much of the benefit of the doubt.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we'll see if he'll either prove me right or wrong.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Something else that I thought was really interesting, minor, but interesting, is like we've had Beverly Hills, we have New York.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: Never has traffic like impacted a shoot before in such a way.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like it took double the time for them to get to that winery, like by the time.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and they were like driving out to the country.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they were doing road work or something.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like we've all been there, but it took them three hours to get somewhere that should have probably taken like what an hour, a little over an hour, they said.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_04: Like, how has that not occurred in Beverly Hills?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, because yeah, then Mark Francis couldn't even stay, he had to go.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm surprised, like, they must have just been in constant touch with the winery.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, the winery like shut down for the day, like to shoot them.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: If they had plans after, you know, if they have you know customers after.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, probably.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I'm invested, I'm on board.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: Episode four was kind of a filler, but and then what are you thinking of the original Ladies of London?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_04: I took a small break.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_04: You don't like it?
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_04: Season one hasn't really been capturing me.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_04: Plus, then Secret Life of Mormon Wives came out, and I had to barrel through that.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: And did you finish?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm only halfway through it.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I did.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_04: I definitely did.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_04: Of course I did.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_03: Is that good?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: You know, it's the same.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like all of these seasons really just like blend together to me.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: They don't wait long enough and they're not choosy enough about what they put in.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_04: I saw the funniest thing that was like the conspiracy theory is that Michaela and Macy's babies are dolls because of the way they're always like flopping them around.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: I never even thought about that.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: And I laughed because I thought to myself watching, I'm like, damn, they really flopped those babies.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you can tell it's not their first baby, so they're just throwing them around, handing them to whoever.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, I mean, I'm Little floppy with my baby, but not like that.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: I would never be floppy with your baby.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: I your husband has been floppy with your baby.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's been incredibly floppy.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: That scares me.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_04: He's basically Macy and Michaela.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like they don't have a neck, a strong neck, right?
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's the whole thing.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: Their babies are a little and Jen.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_04: Jen too.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_04: I think they're a little older.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: No, well, no, because Jen went back to dancing with the stars after eight weeks.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, eight.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: It's only been five for me.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but her but she hasn't started yet.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: Huh.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think in three weeks you could go on dancing with the stars?
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, if I got medically cleared, it'd probably be really exhausting though, because I'm so out of shape at this point, but I could theoretically do it.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: That was one of my questions.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Jordan and Jesse are split, and I couldn't be happier for her because that man was a demon.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_04: He ran to the divorce lawyer so fast as soon as the Taylor news broke, he said, This is the moment.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_04: Let me just get my Nikes on and sprint to the office to file this paperwork.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but aren't you happy for her?
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Like she needs to be free of him.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: I'm annoyed for her that he's the one that filed.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_04: I guess.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_04: But like the reward is she was going to.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's why I'm annoyed for her.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_04: And I also feel like the more I watch the season, the more I'm disturbed by his head shape and face shape.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's he's basically Spongebob Scorpions.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: And his eyes, his little beady eyes.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's like not a target.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: And I have BD eyes, so I can call someone else out.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_03: Like also his haircut, horrific.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like everything about him.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just bye-bye.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying I condone what her cheating.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: I don't, but like oh, the way he's just like so desperate for dad talk to be a thing, and like I just can't, he's like unwatchable.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: And I've only watched half the season, so he probably gets worse.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'd say he stays about the same.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_04: And I know that we've already moved on from the TFP of it all, but I gotta say, like watching her hurl a bar stool or two really just like I it's terrible, and I'm very upset, but I was also just like living because it's been Groundhog's Day here, and it was just like really something to get my eyes on.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I think a more innocent version of that would be to watch the Justin Timberly carress because this video was horrific.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: It was horrific.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_04: That's I'm not saying it wasn't horrific.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not saying I was living in a good way.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying it made you feel alive.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_04: It made me feel alive.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: This little tiny person flailing bar stools with like the strength of three of her.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_04: Why did she have those like um industrial like metal bar stools?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I wasn't in the headspace to question her decor style, but I'll I'll give it a thought.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't like it personally.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't like it either, but I didn't really think about it much at the time when it was flying across the room.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's just you and me, right?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: I need to make a confession.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a little bit attracted to Dakota.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: No, with his blue eyes and well.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: Nice new teeth.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: I just feel like I can spin it in my head into a way.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: Like his new teeth are really good.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like they're not, they don't look bad.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: And then when I say new, I mean new after the pilot, not like he's had them this whole time, but that he had different teeth because he was like a meth head.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_03: Um but I feel like I can spin it in my head to make it like oh, it's all her.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: But like she's crazy and it's not though.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_04: Are we sure?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, but like I don't think do we think he abuses her?
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, mentally for sure.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_04: Like in what ways?
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_04: He probably says awful things to her.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_04: Why does he want to abuse her so bad?
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_04: He wants her to save him a rose.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: The fact that he keeps hooking up with people she knows intentionally.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot about that.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, fine.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just um move all my attraction focus over to JFK Jr.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um fictional JFK Jr.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: Are you caught up on that?
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm still not.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm like four episodes in.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's his eyebrows are too far apart.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't know.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's the only thing that I would complain about.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: And his acting, obviously.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: But maybe.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, who gets who's watching the acting?
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: I think the girl is a good actress, Carolyn Passett.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: I like her hair.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: She's like very Carrie Bradshaw.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: The hair was a big uh a big thing.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, why?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Because she had brown hair originally.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and they put a wig on her, remember?
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: And then they like went in public with her, like wearing the wig, and like as like they showed everyone like this is her, this is Carolyn, and the wig looked nothing like the real Carolyn Bassett.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: So everyone like threw a huge.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: So Ryan Murphy was like, fine, fuck it.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: Like, so we have to dye our hair.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: So then they dyed her hair.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: Entertainment tonight actually interviewed Carolyn Bassett's former hairstylist, who was like, it was not that color, it was this color, blah blah blah.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like it was a big deal.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: Did they do did that person do her hair then?
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_04: They should have.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'm looking, I'm trying to find a picture of this wig.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: I could send it to you.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that'd be great.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'd love to take an ice on a bad wig.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_04: A la Nicole Kidman.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's like icy blonde.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_04: That's not good.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_04: And I will say, like, I think that the blonde she's m has for this show now is better on her than her dark hair.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_04: I do too.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's stunning.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_04: She should keep it.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_04: I agree.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_04: Back to Bravo.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_04: How are you feeling about Beverly Hills?
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_04: Beverly Hills.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I think it's fine.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: Beverly Beach.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I remember those days.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: PK.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: I thought that that um bottega bag that Kyle bought was actually like really ugly.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not a big bottega fan myself.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: The Dolce purses in there were really cute though.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: I was surprised that Jennifer Tilly got three things and it was only like two thousand something.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, when you're super rich, you don't like have to buy a bunch of shit you don't want just to show off.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: I just thought like a dress, sunglasses, and shoes would be way more than$2,000 there.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: As someone who doesn't know fancy places.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: I would assume the same, actually.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, this whole episode was really just them shopping.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: Which doesn't do much for me as someone who can't afford to go even into one of those stores.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_04: Would you be offended if the person you were sharing your room with took your pillow to type on?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna ask you that.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, would you?
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_04: I probably wouldn't love it.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'd probably be like I just think it'd be it would we it'd be weird to touch my shit.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I mean like I guess you could go down the rabbit hole, where has the bottom of your computer been?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be on my face.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's not even what I'm really worried about.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: It's just like the fact that you looked over at my shit and thought you could take it.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's weird.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: What if I did it to you as your sister?
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, whatever.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: But like somebody that you'd bet you're not that close with.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that I think that would be odd.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I don't think I would think anything of it, honestly.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: I really don't, because I'm just like that cool and low maintenance.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: My other question is like, why are like why do rich people always lose their luggage?
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_03: We have Sutton, we had Rachel, we had Shamia.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_04: Because the more bags you bring, the more you increase your odds of one of them getting lost.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: Did one of Sutton's bags get lost or all of them?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because she literally had to borrow an outfit from Kyle.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't actually know the answer to that.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: Which I liked that yellow outfit.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: That was a beautiful yellow bizarre dress.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, definitely.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: But other than that, like it was just nice to look at them being in Italy.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like, that's that was this episode.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: There was like a little bit of fighting at the end, but I kind of like it was it was it was the zone out type of fighting.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: Elsewhere in the Bravo world, we have Amanda's passion is really bad.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_03: Horrible, horrible.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's that's not groundbreaking, but it continues to be bad.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it just you know needs to be said again.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_03: It bears repeating.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_04: So elsewhere in the Bravo Sphere, we had the reunion part one of the Southern Charms season.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_04: And I I know you don't watch, but for those of our five listeners who do, Sally, this woman, Sally, bless her soul, is the biggest picney I've ever seen in my life.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_04: Like, literally, Austin Corrol is standing outside a fence saying, I just woke up with my girlfriend, like I'm not in a place to be with someone, and she goes, Well, you know, I like you, I'll do whatever it takes.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_04: She literally said that to him.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_04: She she wants a man so badly.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's like It's giving Lisa and Emma on 90 Day.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_04: Worse.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_04: It's just she because she's so blatant with it.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_04: It's just like really hard to watch.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: But they did go hard.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: Austin went hard on her at the reunion calling her a bar rat.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_04: And she's like, I just I'm single, so I go out some nights a week.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_04: Like, that does not a bar rat make.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, they just and and Andy Cohen was like really defending her, which he usually doesn't take aside like that.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_04: So that was really interesting.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_04: Well, he's a bar rat too.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and Craig Conover still refuses to take any accountability for his actions, which is getting old.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_04: But I think it was Craig Craig was the one with Paige, right?
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_04: Every time he is the king of I'm sorry, but like Jax, same thing.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh Tom Sandzval, same thing.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_04: Both of them, Lil, I miss those fucked-up men so much.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: The three of them.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_04: What does that say about me?
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_04: You've got some unresolved trauma yourself, perhaps.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_03: I need them back on my screen.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, um, it was a really good season.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm looking forward to part two of the reunion.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_04: Summerhouse is chugging along.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'm enjoying it.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_04: Southern Hospitality is off to if you ever feel like you want to pick up a new random show, highly recommend Southern Hospitality.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_04: There's a woman, Emmy, on there who is like if Kristen Doty and who else is like so fucking delusional?
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_04: Sony Morgan.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_04: They had a baby.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_04: Emmy.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_04: She's crazy, Kins.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_04: And every time she cries, mascara streams down her face in the most pleasing way.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: I've heard incredible things.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_04: I just really can't recommend it enough.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I will I will try to make an effort after I finish Mormon Wives.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_04: Something came out during the reunion last year that was like several seasons in the making.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like, oh, I know what it is.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_04: Multiple seasons.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, this girl on the show, Maddie, her friends tell her your boyfriend's cheating on you, you need to break up with him.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_04: So she does.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_04: And then last year at the reunion, they're all like, We made that up.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_04: We were just fucking with you.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_04: Why did they do that?
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_04: Because they were mad at her because she told somebody that one of the guys was getting his um getting serviced by someone that wasn't his girlfriend or something.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't remember, but that's evil.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_04: Some form of retaliation.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_04: I know, right?
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_04: Horrible.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: Especially like when they actually do break up.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's when you should be like, oh wait, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_04: And they didn't say anything for several years.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: So now is she gonna get back together with that guy?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, she's with Joe Bradley.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know him, but he's also on the show.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_03: Damn.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, that's on my list.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_03: How many seasons are we deep in that?
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_04: Four.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe this is season four.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_04: So three episodes into season four.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: It could give it gives Vanderpump rules original a little bit.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Like they're all like messy, but in it like better than the new Vanderpump rules.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: Which I enjoyed.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: But a lot of people did not.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh can't want them all.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, someone with endless time like you.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_03: My bar is low.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: So speaking of low bars.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_03: Let's put the bar back up high for a second because guess what's back?
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Dirty duty.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: Did you watch it?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_03: Not yet.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: We haven't started it yet.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: I watched the first episode.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_04: It's really good.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, we have to a great start.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so excited.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_03: So it's just at this point now, it's hard to believe that he doesn't know.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to think if it would occur to me.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_04: I think if it was like it being filmed like that, it it might set off alarm triggers.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_04: But but I watch a lot of TV, like maybe he doesn't.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they said they went out of their way to find someone who like didn't.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they'd have to.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_03: But I miss James Mars and I do.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, he was so good.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_03: But first episode, I can say we've got a great cast of characters.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yay, I'm so excited.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_04: I have to wait because my husband wants to watch it with me.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_04: So that's not gonna be a 3 a.m.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_04: watch, unfortunately.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, back to the gutter.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, yes, go ahead.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, separately because I just was reminded of like what me and my husband watching together.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_06: Survivor.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_04: RIP Mike White.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_04: I'm devastated.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_03: I am happy because now I don't have to watch anymore.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm quite watching.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, but like when that country singer came, oh horrible.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like food is good for nourishes your body, but songs nourish the soul.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, this show has jumped the shark more than I can even like fathom.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_04: I saw the funniest thing on TikTok that was like, Jeff, is this season really in the hands of the fans?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_04: Because who asked for this guy?
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: Who also asked for Jeff to rap?
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: What gave Jeff the right to rap?
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, please tell me what was that?
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_04: Upsetting.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it was.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_04: Upsetting.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_04: When we want what I think was probably voted for is things like how about two tribes?
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_04: How about separate reward challenge and immunity challenges like there used to be?
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_04: How about a longer season 30 days instead of the 21, like we used to do?
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_04: How about how about the auction?
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_04: How about bring loved ones back in person?
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like all of the things that we loved about Survivor.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_03: Make me intestines again.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: Bring you what?
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_03: Make them eat intestines again.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_04: That's what Buzzle was probably voted upon.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_04: Not fucking Zach Brown that nobody cares about showing up.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: That we're gonna have to watch him fucking spear fish in the ocean.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: You can bet your bottom dollar.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_03: I fast forwarded through all that crap.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_04: You can bet your bottom dollar that me and my husband were dozing through it on the couch.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_03: And also, like these episodes don't need to be an hour and a half.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't need to watch them do a talent show.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_03: That was atroach, also.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I just get the sense that they said we could all vote and then ignored everything they said.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_03: I think you're probably maybe there's some truth to that, but um also I just feel like, and I know I said the show jumped the shark, but I also, in another way that I feel like it has, is like they're not surviving anymore, they're just gaming, and there already is a show for that that I watched called Big Brother.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: Like half this show is about survival, and they're not they're just sitting there doing a talent show.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they are hungry.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and like at first it was like they were yelling at people for not like pitching in and helping them build shit, but there's too many idols, and like why was Ozzie so creepily obsessed with Mike White?
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_03: That was like tough to watch.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_03: He wants to cameo on White Lotus.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_03: Like, oh all that matters to me is getting close to Mike White.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get close to Mike White.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: Like, that was his end game, like that was bizarre.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it'd probably my end game too, because I'd also want to cameo on White Lotus.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_03: I know that other random bitch got a cameo.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, now we can move on to TLC.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, I have one more question.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: Why two more questions actually?
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_03: Why does everyone hate this Aubrey woman?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why I like Aubrey, she's very smart.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_04: I think they're just threatened by her because she's very smart.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that was hard to watch too.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then my next question is who do you want to win?
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_04: Well, not Emily, because Home Girl can't keep a secret to save her life, which is crazy because I liked her on her actual season.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she was not so stupid on her original season.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I really like Christian.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_04: I really like Rick Devons as well.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they seem really nice.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_04: They're not showing him a bunch yet this season, but I liked him on his.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_04: Um Poor Christian.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_04: We had to watch him shit his pants.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_04: He just handled it so well.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_04: You know.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_04: And I I'm annoyed with him for getting Mike out, but I do like him in general.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_04: He did what he had to do.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I would have as soon as Emily spilled the beans to Ozzy, I would have been like, well, nah, you gotta go.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_03: There was an episode previous where this one team voted out Q.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: And then they like lost and were like, oh my god, we lost, or the the competition.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: You voted out your strongest player, you guys are left with a bunch of losers.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_04: This is why I'm annoyed because this happens every season where the tribe is split into three, and the one tribe loses over and over and over again, and they always go to tribal and vote out their strong people because it's best for their game.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_04: But really, what's best for your game right now is winning immunity challenges.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_04: And if you vote out all the strong people, that's not gonna happen, and they continue to lose, and then they have to shuffle tribes multiple times, and this is what I just it's the same shit, they never learn.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm over it.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's stale, it's jumped the shark, and uh I'm quit quote that thing you do.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_03: So good luck with it.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_03: Let me know, keep me posted if there's any highlights, but I am going to rid myself of that burden.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_03: And I feel an hour and a half a week lighter.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_03: So back to the real gutter, the gutter of the gutterist.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, but but it's so good though.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_03: This is the best season of a 90-day franchise in a long time.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_04: Who do we even begin with?
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to start with Lisa and Daniel because it's like Okay, let's start with like the most let's start with Rick and Trish.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_03: So Rick and Trish, so she forgives him for cheating on her several, several times, right?
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just like what?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_04: I've just never wanted to punch a human being more in my life.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: Than Rick.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: Like when he asked to have sex with her real quick before they left for the village.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: When he yelled, oh hell no, about the toilet situation.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: So rude.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_03: It was rude.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so he goes to this village and they don't have running water, they don't have toilets, and he knows this, he's warned about this.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_03: And so, yes, he gets there and he sees and and she even says, like, there's no running water, there's no fancy toilet, but the people there are kind.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay, like you brace yourself.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_03: And when he got to that hole in the ground, that smelly hole, and the father was demonstrating how they wiped their butts with pieces of printer paper, old bills, and and whatnot.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_03: I mean it was like an involuntary, oh hell no.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_04: There's no such thing.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_04: That's three words.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_04: By the time you get the second word out, you you can catch catch yourself.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like sometimes, like, if you see a spider, you're like, oh my god, you know, like you you have a reaction.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like that could have been something that happened to me.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you like nothing.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_04: No, if you're in your partner's family's house, you are immediately more mindful of that.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_04: Because I know you've been in situations in your life where things, your accommodations at a partner's place were less than ideal, and you would never have said anything.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_03: I this was another level, like nothing could have prepared anyone for what they saw there in that village.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, like but he was prepared, he was warned.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: We were all warned, and yet I was still in shock.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_04: He's just terrible all the way around because also he knows she wants kids.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_04: He said that they ask him, Are you gonna give babies?
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_04: And for him to have the balls to look at them and still be like, I don't know.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_04: It's like you you do know the answer is no.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_04: If you go marry this woman, knowing full well you're not gonna have kids, you deserve to rot in hell.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_03: And hopefully he will.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: He will.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_04: He hopefully, definitely, he already will.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: I figured out though, this really like made sense to why she doesn't care that the world knows she's a squirter, like that he said it on HT because ain't nobody in her village gonna watch this.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, definitely not.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_03: So she doesn't care, like just a bunch of strangers are gonna know she's a squirter, not like all her relatives and friends, but so I hate him.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: And his stupid, stupid baby voice making everybody try to feel bad for him.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_04: I fucking hate his gut.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_04: We also hate Javon.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_03: Such a mediocre man.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_04: He's a nothing man.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_04: He's just like he's like a Saltine.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: He's not even as good as a saltine.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I really enjoy saltines, actually.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_04: He's like a saltine with no salt on it.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like, he's just so bland.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: But he's he has like a bad, he's kind of like a rotten like egg to me.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like he's rotten.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's a bit rotten.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_04: What's like something really bland and also slightly rotten?
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_04: That's who he is.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_03: An egg.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: I like eggs.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: We ate some eggs just now that were very, very old.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: But they they didn't float.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_04: So we just have scrambled eggs for dinner.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_03: Uh for lunch, we had French toast with chocolate brioche bread that I got from Trader Joe's.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, that sounds delicious.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_03: It was really good, but like I don't know.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, I do an egg trick all the time.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's yeah, and you got the toys.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_03: Not from eggs.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_03: You did one time, I remember because you said I did the egg test and everything.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't recall that.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be fine.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: Jablon sucks.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: She should have left him at the nail salon and gotten in the talk talk and set piece.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but she's pregnant, so so then we have Elise and Joshua.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_03: Joshua.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: And she says everything is sexy about him except his uncircumcised dick.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: But she's fine with it.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_04: Because he's super hot.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm more surprised she never came across one because she seems to be quite quite well versed in male genitalia.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, the thing is she grew up in America and most American boys do not have that.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: So it was very startling to her as it would be to any girl.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: Most American boys are her age.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Statistics have since shifted.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: Allegedly.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um so her outfits are out of this world.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_03: I certainly could never could never.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um that green that blue top that like it was like a bathing suit top, but it had cutouts right under the nip just to show off under boob.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like under boob cutouts.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: Also, aren't you just like cold?
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, she did say she was cold, and that's when they had sex.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_04: Also, when they went to the beach and she was wearing like an outfit, it seemed like she was already wearing a bathing suit, and then she changed the middle of the beach, and I'm like, why didn't you just wear your bathing suit too much?
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_04: You don't go, yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: That was a that was weird.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_03: We'll never know.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's I think she wants people to see her naked.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: I think so too.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: And I honestly, that that blue top with the cutouts, I think it was a great, like, this is what I'm gonna wear to meet your female friends outfit.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like to the just to send a message to the girls, like, don't get it twisted.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he will never want to fuck you as much as he wants to fuck me.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_04: It didn't mess.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think that he has been hooking up what he lives with?
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_04: Do you?
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think currently.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_04: I think they probably have.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: That woman who looked very elder?
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_04: He's also somewhat elder.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_04: They could they're probably the same age.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't he like 40?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's older than that, and I think this woman looked like she was 50.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's another hot take.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think Elisa's a butterface.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: At times I do too.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: At times I do.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: When she's smiling, I do.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_03: When she's not smiling, she looks hot.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and like when they show pictures of her or like stills or whatever of the um intro shots of them together.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, yikes.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: Totally.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's always the intro shots that I'm like, oh, when she's like really smiling.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think that's too much cross feedbacks?
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is, because her whole face just seems kind of wide.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like something's weird.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't know.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_03: That body, how do you get a body that hot?
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_03: Genetics.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: I think she works on it, but like, I don't know.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: And then when she came out in that bra panties, that had to be the tackiest bram panties I've ever seen.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Indeed.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_03: But he likes it.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like I he's not gonna with the body.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_03: You could wear whatever the fuck you want.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: Truly.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: I do think that they're kind of made for each other though.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think that he I don't think she's gonna be able to live with the fact that he has no money.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_04: I guess time will tell.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_04: Why does he have no money?
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_04: He's like a 45-year-old man.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_04: He does yacht rentals and took a yacht drunk and crashed into rocks.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_04: So clearly he makes poor decisions.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: Did he get fired for that?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_03: I can't remember.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_04: No, but he's on on watch or whatever at work, which I'm sure he probably actually got fired and is lying to her.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, this show is full of liars.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_03: So if you had a male friend like this woman, would you just let him live with you rent-free?
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's what the situation was.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_04: Not unless I wanted to hook up with him.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe she did.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: But for that woman to say, are you jealous?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_03: Are you jealous?
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, no, Elise will never be jealous of you, no offense.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: It was laughable.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: I do think it's weird.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: It is weird, but there's no way she's jealous.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm just saying I agree with Elise that your the dynamic is weird.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, to like let a man live with you rent-free that has a girlfriend.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, weird.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_03: Like what I'm sure we'll learn more as time goes on.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: So we have Forrest and his Sheen.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_03: And between Forrest and Sheen, they're just over the moon in love with each other.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but Forrest has done absolutely zero research and doesn't realize that his disability income is not gonna count towards what he needs to bring her to the country, which of course it's not, because if you are living off taxpayer dollars, why would you then be allowed to bring someone else into the country to also live off taxpayer dollars?
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_04: Like you listen, that might make me sound a little bit Republican, and I am not, but can't confirm.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_04: But from a logistics standpoint, you can't bel you can't think that that will fly.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I do agree with you.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_03: And I also this might make me sound just like a bad person, but like I know he has the chism, but like I have a hard time believing he can't hold down a job.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_04: No, I think it's completely because there are so many jobs that are like really autonomous, you know.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like he's you you wouldn't even know that he had it upon like first meeting.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_03: No, he can hold his own in any conversation, like he can he's very personable.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I know he says he messes things up like sometimes.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_03: Who amongst?
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, yeah.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what I need more details because I just like I'm not buying it.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_03: I think his mom has enabled him.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm glad we didn't get to have to see any mommy Molly in this episode.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_04: Like it was nice to just see these two, totally, but I do absolutely agree with you that I think he's been coddled and hasn't had to work.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_04: Just one sign of it being too hard for him.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_04: We could be wrong, but this is just my opinion.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you know, when it got a little bit challenging, he just said, you know, I have a disability, let me start collecting disability paychecks, and it's been working for him so far and more power to him, but like you also can't bring somebody else to the country in that circumstance.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_03: So, what do you think is gonna happen?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I think that he needs to live with her, but his mom will never forgive him if he can't.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_04: I do too.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_04: That's what makes the most sense.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_04: She's a working woman, she has a professional career.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: And they have a whole her parents have a whole resort he can stay at.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that looks pretty nice to me.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: But his mom would never forgive him.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh well.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's easy for us to say that, but that's his mom who he's who's he's lived under her roof and she's taken care of him for 30 something years or however old he is.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_04: I know, I just hate her.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_04: She's great TV.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, definitely.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, but they gotta figure something out and like or yeah, or they're gonna have to break up.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the fact that all this time he hasn't looked into this is like what has he been doing?
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_03: Sitting his ass collecting disability for years.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, absolutely.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's what he's been doing.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's crazy to me because like it's nice, it sounds nice to not have a job, but like you have to do something.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_03: You can't just like sit all day every day.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't he like a gamer?
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, can you imagine?
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you didn't have a job, do you think that you would just be playing Sims all day, every day?
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe for a little bit, but then I would I wouldn't have gotten bored of it.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: So it's hard though at times.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like it literally you can blink playing that game and then the day is over.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_04: That's why I can't play it during maternity leave because I'm gonna be like, I realize that you're crying right now, but I need to wrap up this you know, day at my Sims work because she needs this promotion.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's literally gonna be like like meta.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's like you know that meme of the the girl on the computer while her baby burns from Sims?
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_04: Not now, sweetie.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's gonna be that in real life while you're playing that.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_04: Can't can't have it.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think that you'll introduce your baby to Sims?
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, maybe when he's older, we'd like to keep him off screens for as long as possible, with the exception of airplanes.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: So breast of luck.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and the telly.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, but like minimal TV time.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_04: Do we have anybody else before we dive into the big one?
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_04: Um, not really.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: We did we haven't had Stig and Aviva in two weeks.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_04: We haven't had Emma in two weeks.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_03: No, we had Laura and Beerkin last week.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't get to talk about them because I was um unavailable to record.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_04: But Michael did Yeah, let the record show it wasn't me that was unavailable, it was you.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_03: I know, and I was like, I'm beat man, I've been busy, but that's beside the point.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so Michael came.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_03: Michael did arrive.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_04: And Beerkin was watching Scarface because he likes violence.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_03: And he said he was so mad about Michael that he could drink everything in sight.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_04: And I say, do it then, beer can.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_04: Let's see how that goes.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_03: Beer can I think of all the people that deserve their own spinoff on this show, he's number one to me.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_04: And it should be called This Is the Life of Beer Can.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, yes, or just the life of beer can.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: I I would love that.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I really do love him.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he's so endearing to me for some reason.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like, does he have a huge gambling problem?
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_04: Is he scamming this woman?
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_03: Definitely, but like he's doing it in such a charming, jovial, carefree light, fancy fruitless and fancy-free way.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a joy to watch.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_04: Not much else happened on their situation.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_03: Not yet, no.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: But Lisa and Daniel, like, how much more can this poor man take?
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_03: I've never been on the side of the scammer before.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'm I'm not on anybody's side.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_04: I think this is the perfect situation.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_04: Who's who can out scam the other?
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_03: This woman is like really starting to scare me at this point.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like, her wig is getting more scraggly every day.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_03: Her rest her resting frown face is drooping lower each episode.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like her eyeliner is like more smeared on her face each episode.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: She looks like like in a horror movie, like in the basement.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she looks like the creature you'd find living in the basement.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like, or like in the show Ghosts, the the basement ghosts that all die of like um the plague or something.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, she would be in there.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she literally looks feral.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm really looking forward to next week when she's gonna start hyperventilating in front of the uncle.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_04: That's gonna be really fun to watch.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_03: This and like I do feel bad.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_03: Like we are being like this is exploitative to the nth degree, and I wish I could say it made me uncomfortable, but it's it just gives me something to live for in these groundhog days I'm in.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_03: So she took him on a getaway after she told him about her lies.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um partially a resort called Whispering Palms, the resort that time forgot.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_03: That was like, but she looks like she would be dwelling there at that resort.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_04: Like, yeah, it feels fitting.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_03: You stumble across this deserted, desert deserted resort, and like she crawls out from under the bar.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_04: I would run.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_03: So then she confesses all her sins, she gets it all out, everything.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm married to a woman, I've actually been married to like a zillion women.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_03: Haven't been with men in 20 years.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_03: Rips the band aid off.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: And he calls her evil.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_03: And I do you think he was calling her evil because she's been with women?
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's the impression she got, and that could be true, but he could also be calling her evil because she's literally lied.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_03: Every word she said has been a lie since they met.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's the women because he said multiple times that lesbianism is an abomination.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: Which obviously is bad, but it's his culture.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_00: She knew he was gonna react this way.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_03: That's why she didn't tell him before she left.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: She is evil and not because she's been with women.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_04: No, she's just mentally unstable.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_03: And then I like how at the end she turns it on him like that he's the bad one for being homophobic, and she's like, I'm staying in my room tonight.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like as if it was your decision.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_04: Literally.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_03: She's so who do you think is the bigger like character?
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_03: Angela of 90 Day Fiance of Angela and Michael, which by the way, congratulations are in order.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: Michael's free.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_03: Michael and he gets to stay in America, right?
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_03: Bless.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_03: I would love to meet him someday and just shake his hand.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um, he did the Lord's work.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: Or Lisa.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_04: Lisa's more fun for me to watch.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_04: Angela's like too aggressive, yeah, and violent.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_04: Lisa has like really low stakes and just entertaining.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_03: I think Lisa is gonna like definitely be in the canon of 90 days.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no doubt.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm just like lucky that I was here at this time to watch.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, T's also it's also her delivery, right?
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I have been with women for 20 years.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't tell you because I wanted you to accept me.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_00: I can't lose you.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_01: I love him, Faith.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_01: I love him.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_01: He's the one, especially when she was talking to the uncle.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have been with a woman, but I am trying to be better.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_04: Like, oh she's just the gift that keeps on giving.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, but like, like, what is she gonna be at the end of this?
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what are we gonna be left with?
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_04: A puddle.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I heard a rumor that um Ross Matthews is replacing Sean Robinson.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_04: Is that real?
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, prayers up.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_04: What's Ross Matthews been doing?
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: Remember, he used to have like a drag brunch in LA?
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_03: That was so fun.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think I ever actually got to go to that.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_04: You went with me, bitch.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_04: Did I?
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_04: Was he even there?
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, he was there.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_04: This is what lack of sleep does to people.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_04: I have pictures of him, it erases memories.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Variety is reporting that 90 days single life tell all.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_04: So just the single life.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_04: That sucks.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, maybe this is like his audition.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_03: Here's hoping that he b he does well, and then he can replace her for the rest.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: The rest of time.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_04: Single life is kind of boring anyway this season.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_03: What I I saw a great preview of um Courtney and Colt like getting in a like a seemingly breaking up.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if that's they did break up because she found out he was still talking to other women from other countries while living for free at her parents' house while she nursed him back to health.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_03: What is wrong with him?
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_03: She was already way too hot for him.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_04: Talk about people who need mental help.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_04: Colt he big time does.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_03: He she is not enough for him.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_03: Men are scum, dude.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_03: I can't with men.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_03: He's also disgusting.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_03: The only one, the only woman who is scum is Lisa.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, he is disgusting.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she lowered her standards so much for him, and like maybe that was her first mistake.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_03: But for him to do that, and then in that scene, he's like apologizing to her and he's scooting away on his wheelchair, and then it's like the commercial is dead silent, and he's just scooting, scooting, scooting, and she's like, Do you need help?
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, No, and then she gets up and helps push him.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_04: That is exactly what happened.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, that was a good that seemed like a good moment.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but in general, the season's kind of like uh well, it seems like I really know how to pick him.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't watch any of the bad boring shit.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_03: Congrats.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so I would ask you if you're gonna rot for the rest of the weekend, but like obviously you are because that's all you do now.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_04: In between teaching diapers and feeding a baby.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_04: Although I was really productive yesterday, I washed the sheets, I made the bed, I ran the dishwasher, I ran the bottle washer like four times.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: Is my room ready for my arrival?
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm coming in a week.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_04: Of course it is.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_03: The next time we do this pod, we'll be face to face.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_04: I know, and then we're gonna see Whitney in Chicago.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, we've buried the lead.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna see Whitney love it.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I'm so excited.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think she's gonna be a good singer.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's my prediction.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_04: I I choose to believe she'll be perfectly passable.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_03: Should we wait at the stage door for her and get her autograph on our playbill?
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have time for that.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to come home and pump.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_04: So sorry.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_04: We have a finite amount of time before my my titties become rock hard and painful.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_03: So I feel them when they're rock hard.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean it's not it's awful, but and you know, not to go off about postpartum bullshit because I realize nobody cares.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: You can pick here if you need to.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for rotting with this.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, continue.
• 1:02:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I have giant boobs.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_04: I know this is not a visual medium, so for anyone who's unaware, I have really big boobs like triple D's.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_03: And I they're painfully heavy on a good day.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_04: I I could not get my milk supply up to save my life.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_04: I got mastitis the day after my milk came in, what little of it there was, and I have spent all this time wondering what the point is of giant boobs if they cannot accomplish the one goal they were created for.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_03: To attract men, I guess.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_03: And you got one, you got one who does like a lot of the work with the baby.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_03: So I can't wait to cut these cans off.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_03: How small are you gonna go?
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_03: Are you gonna ask for some like mine?
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe some tasteful bee cups.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, you're so so you like like Carrie Bratch, like, oh I'll I'll have yours, maybe yours.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'll look through some magazines.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_04: Guess what bra size I am?
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_04: A 34C.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh bullshit.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: I swear to god, I will show you a bra.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_03: The measurements make no sense to me, but the but they are what they are, and I'm a 34c with the record.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_04: Because you have musk mosquito bite bites over there.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_03: I do actually.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_04: So that doesn't make any sense, and yeah, those Cs could produce so much milk, I'm sure of it.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_03: We may never know.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_04: I did start watching a new show called The Rooster on HBO, or wasn't it?
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, it's Steve Carell.
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, is it good?
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's perfectly enjoyable.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_03: There's another one that you might like.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know, but since you have so much time on your hands, called Imperfect Women.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a murder mystery on Apple with Oh yes, Carrie Washington, Elizabeth Moss, and Kate Mira.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_04: I should watch that.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_04: I did also go through the entire season of I Love LA.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_04: And I liked it.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why I feel like I wouldn't like it.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_03: You probably would.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_03: Was it funny?
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll give it a shot.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_03: With all my free time.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_03: Are you gonna rot the rest of the day in tomorrow?
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_03: I do believe that I am actually.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_03: What a treat.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: I have no plans, which is good because I've been like so effing busy.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like we had a guest last weekend, and I had a one-day weekend.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_03: I worked six days this week, so time for a breaky poo.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_03: Five more days and then, or six more days, I guess.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_03: Five more work days, and then I will have a literal angel in my hands.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_04: Can't wait for you to learn how to change a diapie.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_04: Not doing that, but I will definitely are.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_04: You definitely are.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_04: Well, thanks everyone for rotting with us.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for rotting with us.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_04: We'll talk to you next week.