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I'll Just Have a Chicken Salad! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: You know, I'd hate to have that heavy feeling. I'll
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  Speaker 1: just have a chicken salad. Thanks, it's one more.
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  Speaker 2: Thing, one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want too many carbs. It makes me
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  Speaker 3: feel bloated.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we just play the clip, Michael, don't you
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  Speaker 1: think then we'll launch a discussion from there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Is there any introduction? Okay, well yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just explain it a little bit. Well, this
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  Speaker 4: is a woman that she has the job of delivering
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  Speaker 4: a last meal to a prisoner. Oh and they decline it.
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  Speaker 4: So she talks about that.
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  Speaker 6: This man from prison, don't order him a whole platter
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  Speaker 6: of wings, and then told me to turn the right
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  Speaker 6: back around because he can.
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  Speaker 1: Not have this.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it.
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  Speaker 6: I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
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  Speaker 6: it back around and donate it to somebody else. I
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  Speaker 6: ain't gonna lie. That man had me feeling some type
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  Speaker 6: of way because I'm thinking I'm feeling the last meal
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  Speaker 6: before they execute him. Where he done sat down ordered
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  Speaker 6: the meal is the cut may not come what you
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  Speaker 6: want to be right on time. O get with me
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  Speaker 6: and my kids for the end of the night.
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  Speaker 5: I got about forty percent of that.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's more than me.
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  Speaker 7: So there's someone in this prison with a cell phone
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  Speaker 7: able to access door dash.
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  Speaker 5: Or insta carr whatever.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good point. So usually when I think of
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  Speaker 3: last meals or we talk about last meals, it's not
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  Speaker 3: like you're ordering a pizza Dabit delivered and then and
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  Speaker 3: then who refused it when you knocked for the prison door.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a pizza for someone you're gonna execute before
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  Speaker 3: midnight tonight.
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  Speaker 1: I got a platter of wings for a guy and
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  Speaker 1: the yeah, wow, there's all sorts of stuff going on
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  Speaker 1: in this story.
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  Speaker 3: He changed his mind because he just thinks it's a
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  Speaker 3: you know, like we said, too many carbs and makes
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  Speaker 3: him feel bloated. So yeah, there are there are Does
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  Speaker 3: it have the sound of somebody trying to go viral?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't have that sound to me. I think this
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  Speaker 3: person is a legit. Uh heavily accented the nut of
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  Speaker 3: some fast.
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  Speaker 5: Talking uh louisiada woman here. Well, let'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you play that again, Michael, Maybe we can
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  Speaker 1: draw a few more facts.
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  Speaker 5: Out of it.
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  Speaker 6: This man from prison, I'll order him a whole platter
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  Speaker 6: of wings and I'm told me to turn it right
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  Speaker 6: back around because he can not have this look at it.
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  Speaker 6: I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
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  Speaker 6: it back around and donate it to somebody else. I
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  Speaker 6: ain't gonna lie that man heard me feeling some type
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  Speaker 6: of way because I'm thinking I'm feeling this last meal
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  Speaker 6: before they execute him. When he done sat down, ordered
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  Speaker 6: a meal on instacut.
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  Speaker 3: God may not come where you want.
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  Speaker 6: To be right on time. O get with me and
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  Speaker 6: my kids, even for the end of the night.
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  Speaker 5: Some wings and potato wedges.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I got more of that. TI, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I did too. So something about God doesn't always come
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  Speaker 3: on time, but he comes when you need him. And
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  Speaker 3: she has some food now for her and her kids,
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  Speaker 3: and she's all excited about the wings and the potato wedges.
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  Speaker 3: God has giving her a meal basically because she oh,
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  Speaker 3: she's going to eat the food now.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, wings, wings and potato wedges. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't figure that out.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was wheeze.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't figure out what the food wheezel.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I see what's going on here. So I'm looking
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  Speaker 7: at the order on door dash. Gosh, this is confusing,
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  Speaker 7: It says in the notes to the deliverer. Deliverer see
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  Speaker 7: Chaplin Miller for death row inmate insert name here feast.
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  Speaker 7: So in the note for the order, she was told
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  Speaker 7: this was going to be for a death row.
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  Speaker 1: Inmate, right, so she thought she was delivering guys last week.
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  Speaker 3: She said doctor dre or somebody who's committed a horrible crime.
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  Speaker 5: The second one, okay.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so they this is actually kind of funny, but
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  Speaker 7: I'm also disturbed as to why an inmate in there
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  Speaker 7: has a cell phone.
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  Speaker 5: Right and gets to the suitcased it and brought it
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  Speaker 5: into EWW.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need a wipe or something. Anyway, So they
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  Speaker 3: ordered food and they show up and uh, and they
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  Speaker 3: don't get to deliver it. M what do you what
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  Speaker 3: do you order for your last meal? They're Katie, everybody.
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  Speaker 7: Really like my favorite thing of the world is a
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  Speaker 7: perfect filet oh potatoes.
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  Speaker 3: I had one the other night. I had already eaten dinner.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm in San Francisco. I go to Tony's Pizza.
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  Speaker 3: I eat on an entire pizza and I'm full, and
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  Speaker 3: then later I decide, you know, I want some sort
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  Speaker 3: of dessert and I'm trying to find it. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I thought, I thought, I'm gonna go to Morton's because
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  Speaker 3: I like one of their desserts they have at Morton's.
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  Speaker 3: But I got the Morton's and I saw the steaks,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought, you know, steak does sound kind of
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  Speaker 3: good too. So I ended up doing a bang bang
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  Speaker 3: Not on purpose, but I had the fla min you
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  Speaker 3: on the small flet as a dang good steak, right.
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  Speaker 7: How are you not nine hundred pounds?
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  Speaker 3: I am, but I just hide it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I wear were you going to eat in the
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  Speaker 5: house at Morton's. Yeah, I set them just here for dessert.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, at the bar, really really sit at the bar. Ea. Well,
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  Speaker 3: San Francisco, it's not like a normal town. Every place
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  Speaker 3: is empty. You can walk in anywhere you want and
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  Speaker 3: sit down whenever you want.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there's nothing wrong with it. If you have the
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  Speaker 5: taste for a fancy dessert, you go in there. They
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  Speaker 5: got a dessert, you got money. I'm not judging, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I just it wouldn't occur to me to do that.
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  Speaker 7: After eating an entire pizza, right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got hungry and then realizing at the last
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  Speaker 5: moment that they have steaks here, I think.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have myself. It's like I ordered a steak, I
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  Speaker 3: got the bread, I got the baked potato loaded.
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  Speaker 7: What a curveball? You go in for ice cream and
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  Speaker 7: the full on giant meal?
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  Speaker 1: How long was this after the completion of the pizza gorging?
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  Speaker 3: An hour?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 5: There's something wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have a tapeworm or something. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: that's my problem with giant tapeworm AnyWho. I've always found
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  Speaker 2: it interesting that it's such a common conversation to what
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  Speaker 2: would you have for your life meal?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've got to work through the scenario. How
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  Speaker 1: would I be right?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 5: That's why it said that.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it's such a non conversation because to end
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  Speaker 3: up being executed, you have to have done something, something unconscionable.
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  Speaker 3: We don't even want to speculate out loud, awful, and
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  Speaker 3: none of us are those kind of people. But we're
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  Speaker 3: perfectly willing to discuss what we'd eat if we were
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  Speaker 3: in that situation because.
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  Speaker 7: We can all relate to food. I guess you think
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  Speaker 7: about what's the last thing that you would eat.
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  Speaker 5: And you don't have to worry about the calories.
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  Speaker 7: What about you, guys? I answered, I'm going with the
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  Speaker 7: filet and potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go Chicago style pizza just because it's
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  Speaker 1: my favorite food on earth.
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  Speaker 5: Big old deep dish, Yum.
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  Speaker 3: Chicken fried steak, gravy, hash Brown's toast, same thing I
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  Speaker 3: get at Black Bear Diner every time I go. That's
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  Speaker 3: probably my last.
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  Speaker 5: Chicken fried fried steak, gravy, hash Browns toast.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, do you get the gravy all over everything on
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  Speaker 7: the chicken fried steak?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, gravy on everything.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's tough to be Mexican food or pizza and then
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  Speaker 4: ice cream for dessert.
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  Speaker 5: Man, well, then you can't cite a cuisine. What Mexican food?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Tacos and enchiladas, I say, tacos, rice and being.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna flatulate when they insert the needle.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I was innocent?
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  Speaker 7: Wait, did Jack just make a fart joke? In Michael
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  Speaker 7: you're always in.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I don't know, I don't actually know. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: but for reels and then this, you gotta go a
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  Speaker 3: little further down the road if he committed the crime.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming we're all innocent in this. We've been railroaded
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  Speaker 3: by the Biden administration or something.
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  Speaker 5: But systemic racism.
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  Speaker 3: I do have a tremendous fear of needles. I'd be
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  Speaker 3: really worried about that same I'm more I'd be more
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  Speaker 3: worried about the needles than the dying because of my
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  Speaker 3: needle phobia and everything. I don't know if I want
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  Speaker 3: to have a full stomach that I go in there,
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  Speaker 3: I want to vomit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's that. Well, would you take the firing squad instead.
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  Speaker 7: For me?
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  Speaker 3: You would take firing squad over me too. I might
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  Speaker 3: take the firing squad over the needle. I would not
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  Speaker 3: take hanging over the needle. No, I would not take
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  Speaker 3: the electric chair over the needle.
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  Speaker 7: No firing squad though, absolutely, I would die on a
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  Speaker 7: panic attack going to get the needle.
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  Speaker 3: Fed to wild save everybody in trouble. What fed to
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  Speaker 3: wild pigs all live? Did they do that somewhere? I
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  Speaker 3: think where that lady was from. That's the way.
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  Speaker 4: They only in three states. Well, I guess that's it.