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OUTRO: Tax Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I reckon get a fields. Hi there you going? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 4: Bit tired today? But's sleepy.
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  Speaker 3: You're a bit sleepy as well. I'm a little bit sleepy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always sleepy, feels like now.
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  Speaker 3: Last night I had a great dream. Great. Well, when
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  Speaker 3: I say a dream, I mean the entire time I
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  Speaker 3: was in bed with my eyes closed. It was all
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  Speaker 3: doing invoicing. I was doing invoicing. That's just the whole night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well great while asleep, right yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's what I was doing before I went to bed,
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  Speaker 3: and then just do that all night. Wake up. Whoa,
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  Speaker 3: Let's try and clear that out, get rid of that invoicing,
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  Speaker 3: beg to sleep, do some more invoicing. That's so weird,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it? Brains man? What isn't the human body and
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  Speaker 3: incredible thing? Fellas? But it'd be good if you could
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  Speaker 3: just do a couple of tweaks, just a few reno's
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  Speaker 3: on it, just to sort it out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I could modulate more the dreams that
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  Speaker 1: I have because there's shocks. There's shockers.
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  Speaker 3: Only once in my life that I have the knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: At the time, I was like, oh, oh no, I'm
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  Speaker 3: in a dream. I'm and that was It was great
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  Speaker 3: but devastating because it was also like I won the
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  Speaker 3: lottery or something incredible. That guys I hang on Big
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  Speaker 3: cast is like, you know and well into paranormal or
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  Speaker 3: broken Wood or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, no, broken would you're dreaming, mate?
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  Speaker 4: That would be a dream.
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  Speaker 1: That's the top not start I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like, oh no, no, this is
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  Speaker 3: a dream. Fuck, it's a show. Fuck it. And then
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  Speaker 3: I wake up and I just had my life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you woke up, you looked over, you saw your wife,
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  Speaker 4: your your daughter, and your house. Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: That interesting there. We probably can't do it on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: But the school, my daughter's school was locked down. Oh today,
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  Speaker 3: she was home sick, fortunately, But there was a gunman
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  Speaker 3: in the area. Oh Jesus, a gunman.
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  Speaker 4: Or person that happened to me when I was a
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  Speaker 4: high school remember that.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, just once though, there was in the area
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  Speaker 3: and it turned out it was somebody on our street
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  Speaker 3: who was on his property with his baby going shooting pigeons,
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  Speaker 3: right and play that's backs at his place, must back
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  Speaker 3: onto the school. So they had to lock it down. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, well, sweet less, he's not
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  Speaker 3: at school. And then it came through. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's on such and such a road. It's like, well
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  Speaker 3: that's where we lived. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I all sorted
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  Speaker 3: in the end.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff?
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  Speaker 3: How good?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think you're tired, Keezy? Just life in general.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You've had a pretty busy couple of weeks of doing stuff, sure,
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  Speaker 4: like mentally not physical stuff, but mentally exhausting creative stuff. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: And then it finished off with a jump off the harborridge.
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  Speaker 4: And then but.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't quite emotionally recovered from.
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  Speaker 4: I probably have. And then Saturday where it was like
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  Speaker 4: a thirtieth of a few beers and there, and then
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  Speaker 4: Sunday was chill, and then today was the first day
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have anything other than the show on in
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  Speaker 4: a while. Yes, and my brain just going I might
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  Speaker 4: just switch off just for Today's for a wee bit.
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  Speaker 4: So I've been gardening. I'm not really gardening to be
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  Speaker 4: fair more digging a hole before I put some gardenaging down,
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  Speaker 4: a really big long, six meter long thing with a
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  Speaker 4: little trowel and you know, trying to measure it up
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  Speaker 4: and get it to the right height.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff, mate, it's hellish.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like hell.
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  Speaker 4: What invoicing sounds like hell to be?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that was that was a dream. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: don't worry. There's nothing I hate more than invoice.
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  Speaker 1: When you're doing it in your dream, what was what
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  Speaker 1: was your emotional state?
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I'm in my emotional status when I
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  Speaker 3: have to do it when i'm which is annoyed because
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  Speaker 3: it's part of the business. But what I want to do,
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  Speaker 3: and I've heard this conversation with my way, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to have anything to do with it. Sure, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to know anything. She's like, you got to
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  Speaker 3: know it, so yeah, I'm happy knowing about it. I
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  Speaker 3: just don't want to do it. Yes, So that is
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  Speaker 3: my dream is But.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. Now you know about it,
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  Speaker 4: you know how it all works. So if you do
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  Speaker 4: handed off.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is you've got to pay somebody if you
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  Speaker 3: hand it off. Yes, the problem his invoices, who's paying his.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs do it for free? I reckon it's like work
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  Speaker 4: experiences totally.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can do it. If it's too much.
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  Speaker 3: That would be great.
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  Speaker 4: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hurdarchy They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really good at him voicing. Oh yeah, just.
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  Speaker 4: The guy who hasn't claimed a single expense in the
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  Speaker 4: he's been at Darky because he doesn't know how to
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 3: You like how you just x. He hasn't to think
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  Speaker 3: when I.
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  Speaker 1: Look back on my when I look back at my
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  Speaker 1: career and I'm talking about stuff outside of the acting
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  Speaker 1: sort of where my agent used to do all that,
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  Speaker 1: Obviously it's been a shocker.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a hunting wise yeat.
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  Speaker 1: We are not even that I was doing anything wrong
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  Speaker 1: with the people I was. That I was constantly in
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  Speaker 1: these ridiculous fights and stupid scenarios of going no, hang on,
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  Speaker 1: what's what? And even today I still have some issues
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  Speaker 1: with invoicing.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's the most common thing in the world,
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  Speaker 3: the most common industry in the world where people are
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  Speaker 3: shockingly bad at it. Yes, accountants or so called accountants,
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  Speaker 3: often bookkeepers, but most of the ones that I've ever
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  Speaker 3: come across.
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  Speaker 4: A terrible question. Okay, so you know GST. Yes, So
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  Speaker 4: I'm GST registered. Okay, so you add fifteen percent to everything.
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  Speaker 4: So let's say I do a job and I get
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  Speaker 4: one hundred dollars. I then charge them one hundred and
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  Speaker 4: fifteen dollars. Correct that person when they say, hey, how
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  Speaker 4: much is this going to cost? And I say it'll
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  Speaker 4: be one hundred dollars? Do I then say plus GST?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: And you know what I mean. So all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: because they're dealing with me, it goes up by fifteen dollars.
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  Speaker 3: How do they get that back? It all comes back
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  Speaker 3: at the other end.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So they have to be GST registered for it
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  Speaker 4: to be sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, okay, because that's what makes it makes
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  Speaker 5: no Yeah, it makes no end in the wash at
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  Speaker 5: the end when you can't do all your claiming and
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  Speaker 5: that it all comes out you.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm just interested about that.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I had a scenario that I told you guys a
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  Speaker 1: little while ago where with the GST side of things,
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  Speaker 1: where the person that I was invoicing was saying, it's.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 1: Your GST is based on what you receive after tax,
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 3: Say, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not what you receive in total for your fee
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  Speaker 1: plus GST. And I had that argument with that person
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  Speaker 1: probably four times, and each time it was a who
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  Speaker 1: of an argument and they finally went, oh, no, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: But then it happened again. Yeah, and you're like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we've had this conversation. That's not how.
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  Speaker 3: It's surprising how it comes up. Yes, we've just changed
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  Speaker 3: account and stilled the conversation. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: So let's say it was one hundred dollars and you
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  Speaker 4: want to take twenty percent off for your withholding tax,
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  Speaker 4: so it becomes eighty dollars. Are they saying you pay
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  Speaker 4: your GST on the eighty dollars on, yes, and not
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  Speaker 4: the one hundred. Yes, that's but surely they're knowingly doing it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: well it's this person.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't good at the time, but I tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a game changer for me getting an accountant.
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  Speaker 1: And because then I because what you're talking about is
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  Speaker 1: you having to deal with all that shit. The great
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  Speaker 1: thing about having an accountant is you go there, you go,
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  Speaker 1: thanks mate, I'll pay you X amount of dollars and
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  Speaker 1: he does all work and I want to think about
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  Speaker 1: it ever again?
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  Speaker 4: Do you use zero? Yep, I've got to start using that.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently it's pretty good because I've x eer that.
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  Speaker 3: It's accounting software.
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  Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, but I'm running like a real tidy
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  Speaker 4: Google drive, Google doc set up. Everything's unfold as, everything's done,
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  Speaker 4: all my spreadsheets that I made myself do all the
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  Speaker 4: tax and stuff for me. It's just the actual end
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  Speaker 4: of the year getting as much value out of my
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  Speaker 4: GST return as possible. That's the part I need help with.
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  Speaker 1: How often do you pay GEST?
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  Speaker 4: Every six months?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I see, I do it every two months?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is what the accountant was saying you should do.
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  Speaker 3: Right, we went from two to go this will be
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  Speaker 3: entry chap.
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  Speaker 1: But we went from two to fascinating.
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  Speaker 3: But when it was two months, we used to go
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  Speaker 3: through everything that the account has done to go and
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  Speaker 3: now you've missed this, this and this, we should be
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  Speaker 3: including that, so there should be all this other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But when it's six months and you've got six months
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  Speaker 3: worth of you're just like fuck it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm not going through there.
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  Speaker 1: I I when I first went into my accountant because
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  Speaker 1: my my taxes were a shambles.
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  Speaker 4: And he kind of laughed at all.
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  Speaker 1: It was still it was an absolute shit show, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when he went, Okay, well this is a problem, not
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  Speaker 1: because I was doing anything wrong. It was just a shambles.
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  Speaker 4: I'm picturing you know who was the guy that came in,
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  Speaker 4: The Irish guy we interviewed Hi Wilson's view ever, Dylan Moran. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: there's like the I think it's the first episode of
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  Speaker 4: Black Books, or maybe the second. He finally gets an
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  Speaker 4: accountant to try and help with his receipts, little bits
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  Speaker 4: of papers, paper in his pockets, and one that's like
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  Speaker 4: stuff is just stuff he's written down for, like a
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  Speaker 4: sandwich or something. That's what I'm picturing. You used to
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  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, kind of kind of like that, and
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  Speaker 4: it's just an absolute shambles.
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  Speaker 1: But I just used to have this irrational fear of
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  Speaker 1: the inland revenue, absolutely, and I'd always here on the
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  Speaker 1: safe side. And my accountant was like, why are you
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  Speaker 1: doing that. You're totally entitled to do these things, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, I just don't want to, you know, No, no.
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  Speaker 3: Leave it to me.
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  Speaker 1: I can talk to them and we'll sort it out.
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  Speaker 4: And he's your current one, yes, right, and now you're
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  Speaker 4: takeingy boo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then is that the account that processes me getting
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  Speaker 4: paid after you've got me a gig.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that hasn't happened yet obviously.
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  Speaker 4: But and then does he prost that for free? Process that? No,
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  Speaker 4: you'll have to pay him, right, Okay. See these are
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  Speaker 4: the things that I'm learning about Mogi. Is like you
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  Speaker 4: get an agent and then you've got to pay all
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  Speaker 4: the stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you feel like you're, you know, being taken for
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  Speaker 4: a ride. Almost feel like that.
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  Speaker 1: I can feel like that sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: On stage and out there. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez, God, hey, listen to Hodarky Man four to seven
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  Speaker 4: every weekday. You will love that so good, you'll honestly
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  Speaker 4: you'll love it. Yeah, it's been great.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah,