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FULL SHOW: The Bird In Question · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Welcome this big show, Big Jason, Howitch might Not and
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  Speaker 2: Keezy I'll get a your mad Barsard's great to have
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  Speaker 2: your company this Friday afternoon. It is the twenty third
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  Speaker 4: Don't progressive your mad dog. You're six on with they.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad we're we've found our way to another Friday
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  Speaker 4: there fel Yeah, mate, first day of the weekend and
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people's eyes fellas. Absolutely, but you still
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  Speaker 4: have to do the work I came, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Just on that front. Ogie. I'm still in the situation.
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  Speaker 2: I was playing golf with Kezy today, you know, just
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  Speaker 2: about a head of ball, and I was sinking to myself,
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  Speaker 2: what am I going to do this afternoon? Oh? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know then I that's right, hang on, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to do a radio show.
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  Speaker 4: You are, mate, It's going to be an absolute ripper.
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  Speaker 2: Peasy, You've got a really ace hot rod T shirt
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  Speaker 2: on there, mate, It's an absolute cracker. How are you going?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have really good things?
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  Speaker 4: Jase?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for noticing. I've only warned about fifty times on
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  Speaker 3: the show. All right, Okay, is that a new T
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  Speaker 3: tail shirt though, because I've never seen that before?
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  Speaker 2: God, No, I've warned this as well.
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  Speaker 3: I guess guess our brand?
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  Speaker 1: That is?
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  Speaker 3: Mogi?
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  Speaker 4: Hit me with it?
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  Speaker 3: I love ugly?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Is it?
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  Speaker 4: You're a flash basket? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Fellers? Is that good? Is it? I love ugly?
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  Speaker 3: It is one hundred percent? So you've obviously got a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a pay rise or something.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's like it's an icy sort of blue, isn't it? Yes, Jace? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: really brings out the eyes.
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  Speaker 2: That were going there again?
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  Speaker 4: Are we?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Now listen, I'll tell you what. She's a huge show ahead.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening on the big Show with old Mogi?
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  Speaker 4: Well, as always fellows, we're going to be doing the
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  Speaker 4: throb of the second one of the year. How bloody
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  Speaker 4: excited about that?
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  Speaker 3: And on that two Pugs even made mentioned and said
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  Speaker 3: now this because he's seen the lineup, he's seen all
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  Speaker 3: three of us songs. He said, this is how a
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  Speaker 3: throbber should be.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah, that's pretty exciting, feels yeah, geez.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up shortly, we're going to be talking about a
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  Speaker 4: bird that I've got that wakes me up every single morning,
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  Speaker 4: every single morning at four am. I'm at my WIT's end.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to determine what kind of a bird it
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  Speaker 4: is so that we can then try and get rid
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  Speaker 4: of it. Yeah, okay, And also, Keysy, you've got a
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  Speaker 4: hot date tonight, hot day. You're probably gonna ask us
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  Speaker 4: for a little bit of advice out of me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just want to hack around those. It's not
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  Speaker 3: about closing out a b C. Kezy always be closing brother. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's my wife, so it's pretty hard. It's pretty hot,
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 1: Radiohead, the whole king Big show was Jason, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, the Black Keys there on the radio. Hodarchy pict
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  Speaker 2: shut this Friday afternoon, the time is for twenty five
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  Speaker 2: and Old Mogi's been pested by a bird bird in
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  Speaker 2: the early morning. At the moment, this is the offending bird.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to idea the bird.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we are, we are.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's a lower heat.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's a magpie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I thought it was a sparrow, just because
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  Speaker 4: there's heaps of them around and when it's sort of
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  Speaker 4: going off like that in the morning, it's dark, so
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  Speaker 4: that's impossible to know. Yes, they hide as well with
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  Speaker 4: the birds and the branches.
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  Speaker 3: Are they hiding? Yeah, Look, a lot of texts are
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  Speaker 3: coming through on three four eight three people trying to
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  Speaker 3: id the bird for you, which is good and please
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  Speaker 3: keep the texts coming to me because it's super helpful.
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  Speaker 4: And the reason why we want to ida the bird
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  Speaker 4: is once I know what kind of bird is, then
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  Speaker 4: I can sort of get a plan of attack. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: what do we do about it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's go to the phone lines, because I believe
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  Speaker 2: you've got people who know what kind of bird. It's
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  Speaker 2: good a Chrissy am Darst. How's life?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Jase? How you going?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Looking forward to your Friday night?
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  Speaker 2: Are you Chris too right?
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  Speaker 6: I might watch it but a broken d there's a
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  Speaker 6: great actor on there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, mate, tell me because you know what
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  Speaker 2: that bird is.
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  Speaker 6: That's one of our most beloved birds the toy?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, no, great man? Yeah, what hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Have you got a toy around your house?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 6: If you look at tooies, I've got lots of different dialects,
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  Speaker 6: and let a dead bring her a toy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well he's pretty sure.
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  Speaker 7: It's the dawn chorus dialect for the toy. They make
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  Speaker 7: different noises, like the ones that you'll hear in the
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  Speaker 7: you know, in the garden in the afternoon, is not
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  Speaker 7: the same as what you hear in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, Chris, did you just get younger by about
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  Speaker 3: thirty years? What happened there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: That's my daughter?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, bloody was what the hell was going on? An
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  Speaker 4: amazing impersonation.
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  Speaker 2: I thought we'd sent me across to an expert or something.
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  Speaker 4: What the bloody hell is this very well delivered?
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  Speaker 3: It's a shame that both incorrect. All right, let's go
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  Speaker 3: to Kelly. Get Kelly, how are you going?
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  Speaker 5: I agree with Chris and this daughter.
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  Speaker 8: It's a towey.
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  Speaker 2: No, come on, Kelly, get a grap it's definitely if
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  Speaker 2: we heard one no associated.
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  Speaker 6: I've got a lot of different dialects, and there's I've
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  Speaker 6: got different moods and different polls, and it depends if
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  Speaker 6: it's a male and a female too, So.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely because it's got Well, what I understand a
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  Speaker 4: toy to be is more of a garbly goobly Google,
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  Speaker 4: not not this high loud. Okay, Well, the other thing,
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  Speaker 4: we're going to be talking to an expert after five o'clock,
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  Speaker 4: an expert and what kind of birds will have an
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  Speaker 4: next door to mogi, So we'll find out for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, area to have expertise.
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  Speaker 4: He's a specialist.
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  Speaker 3: Sam. What do you think, mate? What kind of bird
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  Speaker 3: is it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: I'm probably wrong as well, but I think.
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  Speaker 2: It's to what is wrong with people today. I think
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  Speaker 2: they've got sort of weekend dietists or something.
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  Speaker 9: You know, I had the same experience years ago, and
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  Speaker 9: the thing drove me mad, literally did for months.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, well, I'm looking for solutions, man, what did you do?
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  Speaker 9: Well, if you want to identify it and you're not
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  Speaker 9: sure what you can tell it by its poos. So
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  Speaker 9: what you could do is you could have teasy standing
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  Speaker 9: underneath the.
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  Speaker 3: True Why does it happen to me?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like someone's just okay, fine, I'll play this thing.
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  Speaker 4: Spectacular drive by the man. I'm a reboog vout so exceptional.
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  Speaker 3: Well look the tech star coming in on three four
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  Speaker 3: eight three. Honestly, I really, I really worry about the
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  Speaker 3: future of New Zealand. The education is terrible. So many
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  Speaker 3: people saying it's a toy. Yeah, incorrect, get there, feel
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  Speaker 3: as it sounds like a juvenile more getting ready to roost.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, I did think that at one point,
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  Speaker 2: because that's still about right that. Oh yeah, they hop
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  Speaker 2: all over the place, about eight of them on my
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  Speaker 2: back lawn.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas, that's a too. He got one at home to
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  Speaker 3: feathery bar. So that's from Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little tough too that they have that they do,
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  Speaker 2: that little collar.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, it's actually they call it a nikerchief. This
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  Speaker 3: one from Rob To me, it sounds like a rebird girl.
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  Speaker 3: What about this from Mark? Good question, do you need
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  Speaker 3: to employ Jason his scarecrow services for a while because
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  Speaker 3: you used to be a scarecrow?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? I did, didn't invent it. Yeah, I did invent
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  Speaker 2: the scarecrow, and I actually that did cross my mind. Actually, Magie,
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  Speaker 2: you could hire me or you could stuff your own one.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah. I mean, as you found out when you're
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  Speaker 4: working in Vietnam as a scarecrow, people soon realized that
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  Speaker 4: they could just use two sticks to do the same
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  Speaker 4: job and save themselves a fortune. But I think there
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  Speaker 4: is actually something in there a scarecrow. I earned so
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  Speaker 4: much dong.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Friday afternoon, the time being four thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas letter On tonight, my wife and I are
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  Speaker 3: going on a bit of a hot date.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hella, Now are you talking?
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  Speaker 3: We've got a voucher?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, voucher boy, old bag money.
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  Speaker 2: Bags, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: I literally just said, we've got a voucher, That's what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. What do you mean, what money bags, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean would be voucher bags?
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  Speaker 2: You're a generous bastard. I've got a voucher, babe. I'm
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  Speaker 2: taking you out on me.
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  Speaker 3: We got a voucher for m seeing a wedding together,
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  Speaker 3: and so they brought us a dinner voucher for a lovely,
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  Speaker 3: really nice sort of Hoidy j Caliber Restaurant. So toppy
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  Speaker 3: end awkward. Yeah, you're nice, bloody expensive, and I'm just thinking, like,
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  Speaker 3: been on a lot of hot dates of my wife
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  Speaker 3: and I've been with her for fourteen years. Yeah, fourteen years?
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  Speaker 4: Truth, long time?
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Have you guys ever a long time?
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  Speaker 4: That's not that long?
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  Speaker 3: I mean hopefully it goes for far longer as well. Well,
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  Speaker 3: well no, it's going to go for forever.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to say. I'm a little bit nervous
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  Speaker 2: about talking about your wife at the moment. Easy, and
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  Speaker 2: you should be.
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  Speaker 3: You should be after you said she was ugly on
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  Speaker 3: the radio. Anyway, what I'm getting at here is, have
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  Speaker 3: you guys ever spiced things up when it comes to
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: a hot day? Have you ever done the thing where
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  Speaker 3: you show up and you pretend you don't know each
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  Speaker 3: other and you sort of do a first eight and you.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like when the waitress comes over, you like
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  Speaker 4: you don't know your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, not like that. I'm more like, you show
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  Speaker 3: up in the bar. Maybe you've got fake names. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, maybe you invented but or maybe you're just
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  Speaker 3: playing yourself. Ten you don't know each other.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, see where you're going.
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  Speaker 3: And then like maybe she's up at the bar and
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  Speaker 3: then I you know, you go over there, you go
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  Speaker 3: next to her and then order a drink, then ask
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  Speaker 3: if she wants to drink and you know, have you
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  Speaker 3: ever done anything like that?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I'd be really embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: We tried it once. We did try it once, but yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it did. It just got embarrassing. And I think there's
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  Speaker 4: a certain amount of magic when it comes to that
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  Speaker 4: first time attraction and the way that you managed to
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  Speaker 4: capture each other. You know, there's a series of events
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  Speaker 4: that has to take place. And the problem with yourself
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  Speaker 4: and i JS, I mean you've been out of the
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  Speaker 4: game for no on thirty years, Yeah, myself at twelve
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  Speaker 4: or theater any keys that you're not far away from that.
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  Speaker 4: So the idea that you've got any kind of game,
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  Speaker 4: it's a it's a sort of a false it's a
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  Speaker 4: false horizon here. It doesn't it doesn't exist. So you're
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  Speaker 4: only going to embarrass yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: The fun thing to do here would be to have
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  Speaker 4: your wife try and pick you up the other way around. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 4: because she will have no game because women have never
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: had to pick up anybody in their lives. It's always
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  Speaker 4: the other way around. So I would, I would, I
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  Speaker 4: would get that gun because there will still be a shambles,
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  Speaker 4: but at least a really.
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  Speaker 3: Funny Yeah, because you know what I wanted to be funny.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever thought of sort of gladiate a peasant
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  Speaker 2: or queen and man servant?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, m m, not that keen to meet a man
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  Speaker 3: servant in a in a restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: You probably have a better chance with a man's heaven
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  Speaker 2: than your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're true. Actually, I was just wondering if you
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  Speaker 3: had to try it, maybe I won't.
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  Speaker 4: Well you ad no, I think you should do it, definitely.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: I'd like to see how it goes on. What do
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: you mean you're not gonna be there on Monday?
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  Speaker 2: There, Mikey and I kind of secrete ourselves in the
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  Speaker 2: corner and see how it's sort of all unfold.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want you secreting anywhere near my wife, and
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  Speaker 3: I was hot date jas yeah as well, jeez, no,
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  Speaker 3: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Really it's got me going a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, well me are having dinner with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Well not just that sort of scenario. Are you talking
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  Speaker 2: about their kizy? What are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Up to tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to come?
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: Jason was coming with his diarrhei got from the Torito
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Darce last night.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: It's it's not diarrhea, it's blockage.
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  Speaker 3: That's so great.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ike Queens of the Stone Age. There on the
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. Let's talk TV.
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  Speaker 2: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, good stuff, yells the The other night I went
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  Speaker 10: along and saw the drummer from the police. Men's the police,
• 13:23
  Speaker 10: the band the police? Yes, well sting his name, I've
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  Speaker 10: got my he Stuart Town's end. But I think they
• 13:29
  Speaker 10: actually might be an act, wasn't it John, No, it's
• 13:31
  Speaker 10: John Cougar Mellencamp. Yeah, you're right, Copeland, it's definitely something Johnny.
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  Speaker 4: Google. Give it a Google. See how we go. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: he is a god. He was an American. He was
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  Speaker 4: such an American, right, Okay? Massive. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: put these two things in the same sentence and say
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  Speaker 4: one means the other. But a massive punisher. Stuart Copeland,
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  Speaker 4: Stuart Copeland, thanks very much. And the interesting life though
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  Speaker 4: he was born in the States, but it was only
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  Speaker 4: the for two months, and then he moved over to Egypt.
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  Speaker 4: His father was a CIA agent who was and he
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  Speaker 4: was pivotal and taking down the dictator of Egypt at
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  Speaker 4: the time and putting in a US sympathizer as they've
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  Speaker 4: been known to do once or twice. CAZy. Yes, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of oil over there, Kezy. So he was sort
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  Speaker 4: of went over there and was raised in Egypt and
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: that sort of area. Then he went over to London
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  Speaker 4: and got into the pank scene and all that sort
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  Speaker 4: of carry on. It was in two parts. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 4: So there was an intermission. It was just him talking
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  Speaker 4: yes for a long time, and there was a woman
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  Speaker 4: there that was sort of m scene and or sort
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  Speaker 4: of you know, helping the conversation along. Once he stopped
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  Speaker 4: all of his you know, sort of ten fifteen twenty
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  Speaker 4: minute monologues, did he go on. He knew its stories
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  Speaker 4: really well. But then there was a twenty minute intermission. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I left, yeah, well, I mean I I was also baggered,
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  Speaker 4: but it was and it was interesting. I would like
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  Speaker 4: to get his books. He got our book. I've got
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  Speaker 4: my book out there in the four year. You can
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  Speaker 4: go there and buy that went out there, we have
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: got the book. We've only got t shirts. Oh, I said,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: you've got the book. Now, we haven't got the book,
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  Speaker 4: so I could have buy the book. Interesting guy. They
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  Speaker 4: did him and sting. Eventually they fell out, unsurprisingly because
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: this guy would be a tough sort of a dude
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  Speaker 4: to hang out with any for any extended period of time.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, what's that worth this? If I wasn't tired,
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  Speaker 4: I would have stayed. It would have been four busies. Okay, year,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: nice there was.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I've really been enjoying the Australian Tennis Open. I'm a
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: big fan of tennis, particularly the woman's game, because it's
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: not so orientated towards the power game of the men,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: and it's a bit more it's a bit more tactical.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying it lacks a lot of the skill, which
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I thought was a shocking way to put it.
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  Speaker 3: And last time I said, you're not watching it for
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: the skill anyway, which I thought was disgusting.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: And I think it's pretty fair to say that when
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: it comes to the sport arena at the moment, I'm
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: pretty jaded on the old sport. He used to love
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: my sport, now not so much. But last night I
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: watched a magnificent match between a guy called Arthur Gayer
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: who's a Frenchman, Arthur Gayer, and he is like twenty
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: or twenty one years old. He got into the Australian
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Open through qualifying and he played like literally twelve hours
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: of tennis in the last five days to get there
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: against Stan Warinka, who's from Switzerland and he's forty years old.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Bloody experience, he's really experienced. He's one of few Grand
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Slams back in the day. Stan Warrenka was actually a
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: really good player, but he's Anka and it was just
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: a game where this is why I love sport. It
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: was a young, really talented dude who was clearly fitter,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: clearly stronger, and an old fella who was wilie and
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: you know, clever and just working the angles. It was
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: one of the best games I've ever seen. The young
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: fellow took up the first set boom and looked like
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: it was going to be all over very quickly. Well,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Rinka came back in the second. The young fellow won
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the third, looked like he was going to win the fourth,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: and where Rinker came back, went to a fifth set.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Probably the best tennis I've ever seen with a young
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: guy just sending down booming serves and power and were
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: rinker just working the angles. He won the match. He
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't he Now he's through to the third round. He
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: wasn't even expected to get past of the first round
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: because he's old and decrepit.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Spoiler home and watch that's.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Already been played, your fools.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: How many buzzies out of five?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Oh? That game? I'll give four busies out of five.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: It was a great game of tennis.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Right, so the greatest game of tennis you've ever witnessed,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: and it's only four busies out of five.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it was the greatest game I've ever witnessed.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Gas literally Steffi graff versus what was his name? Sabatini?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Oh that was a crack.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, you coming up out to five Fellers the Friday Throbber.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: This one's an absolute stomker.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Weekdays at four on Radio Hodarcky.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: It's the hol Lucky Big Shows, Friday Throbber, great company.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, why do I keep forgetting that one?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Shock and burst?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: It's terrible. Thanks for joining us this Friday afternoon. I
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: hope you're having a cracking day. Now, there may be
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: a few people listening to us for the first time,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: and they may be thinking to themselves, what is the
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Friday thrubber feelings? Now? Basically the Friday thrubber as we
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: each pick a chuon here in the studio, you guys
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: out there and the general public decide what you want
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: to play as your Friday Throber to kick off the weekend.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: You call us on our eight hundred ho lucky and
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the first to two wins.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: That's right, Jase, It's a magnificent segment. We've been doing
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it since the start of the show, to be honest,
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: we have and it always goes down well. And Pugs,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: our producer and studio b is on record saying that
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: this robber is the best one that he's seen in
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, he's absolutely almost interested in it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Can I just and I don't want to focus on this.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: What has it been fourteen weeks now for you, Keasy
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: since your last win? Yes, it was like thirteen last year,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I think, and it was one this year.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I think it was thirteen going into the last one
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: last year, which made it fourteen that was fifteen.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Oh it was fifteen okay, I just just take note
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: But they also always count the break, so it was
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: another four weeks, so nineteen nineteen weeks since he's had
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: a win.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: It is, yeah, yeah, well technically speaking, it is, I suppose.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't matter like it's just a lot. Honestly, guys,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: as long as we're making great radio that I'm winning,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: We're all winning.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true man, true good stuff.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Well, why don't you start us off?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Jason?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Song to the epect today?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You went no, no, not different times are for a
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: bit of news unraveling.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Well, they're really going to town on all sorts of
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: instruments and things there, aren't they they are?
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good song though.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Thanks man. Did you go with old Kiz?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: What do you always get to go?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Last night? Last long?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I'm heavy going now? I just can't. I couldn't remember
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: the name of the song that I.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Here's the song that I chose. It is from Pearl Jam.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Oh great, I love a bit of Pearl Jam, doesn't.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: It's a song as well that I thought stations would
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: play more, but they never seemed to once.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: That's a I love that song.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: That's the first pel Jam song I ever heard and
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: was like, Wow, this's band rules.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Totally man, and that conjures all sorts of memories for
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Hody Jack. I love that song back in the day.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I still love it now.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: You should, man, call eight hundred Hadarkey and vote for it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm going to good idea. Mogi, oh, Mogi. Here
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: he's gone with a bit of Prodigy Invaders must die.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, New Zealand three Throbbers. There you decide.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Give us a call right now on eight hundred Hoarchy.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: In the meantime, here's Lincoln Bark.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hierarchy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: It's the Shoes Friday Throbber.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Shocker, Old man, what's happened to your brain?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Brother? I have some sort of weird mental block with
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: that one at the moment. I don't know what. I
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: just forget that. That's what we do with it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: It's been nineteen weeks since he's done that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if people don't know what we're talking about. At
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: the start of the Throbber, we go do dish randomly after.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: The music in music.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, Today's Friday Throbber is a good and feelers Yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I think so. It's just a wild card. Three massive tunes, Jace,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: you were first. What was the name of your song?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Unraveling by mus.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Then I love that little noise in there. That is
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: a tune, though I chose one by Pearl jam It
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: as once.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: And I went Invaders Must Die.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: By Prodigy Prodigy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Three tunes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, there you go, you decign new Zell. Let's
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: go to the phone lines. Get a kit your Mayor
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Barsett house life.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Gone pretty ground their mate? How are you fellows?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Mate?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: What are you running with? The kirk? Jason?
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: You just sound like you've got multiple songs playing at
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: the same time. So that's probably why Pugs is so
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: keen on this one. But I'm going for Mogi. I
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: don't want to break third ship Crists three.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: That's very much.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Do you start?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Seriously, this is the thing that when you guys are
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: influencing the outcome of The Throbber.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Just talking by yarning about this well, after the after
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the Throbber Face and I will come up with a
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: solution for.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: This movie, definitely, And it's going to Patrick online to
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: you can Patrick your mad Bassard. What are you running.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: With your winning your fellow?
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, cool, I'm gonna have to go with sorry fellow.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Sorry, that's totally okay, that's Patrick.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it. And the good thing about the way
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: he just did that was he didn't compliment the song
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: No, it's just trying to get your way, which really
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: takes a Hey.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Is there a jury?
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: What are you running with? Jewey? I am going to
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: put Key because it was a tune and he needs
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: to win.
• 24:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I had to throw my ice to the front.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I had to throw my toys first. And now you
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: or He's going to be the sympathy vote. Thank you
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: very much, Joy.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it, mate, Yeah, great stuff, love you man.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Congratulations Keezy. And and the good news is I love
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: the song so I'm going to turn it up in
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: my headphones here.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: That's right. It is Pearl Jam once And if you
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: want to give your opinion on the Throb, I don't
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: forget to text us on three, four eight three.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Ikhe that's your Fridays drobber there once by Pearl Jam.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Keyzy's finally off the mark again. You feel good about.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: That, Keyzy.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess, so you go monkey man, Well,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a monkey.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Old albatross around the neck.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going to monkey on my back in
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: an albatross around my neck because I hadn't won the
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Throbber in like a little while.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: You had a thumbine in your ass. It's been shocking
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: from you.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: What the good news is? Just looking at the scoreboard
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: here way out in front, way out in front on
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: one win for the year, Mowgi and keys, he tied
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: killing in last place, way behind old Hoidy j on
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: zero wins.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, I'm I'm very happy to cop that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: It was a great song.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: It's a great Chune's great chune. Yeah, it's cheered up.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: That's cheery right up, a keezy.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: It's made no difference.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It seriously takes me back to a time in my life.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That song. And I used to pump the ass out
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: of it. I have a song, ah, the song, Yeah,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: and I used to turn it out full vole.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice mate. So the good news is, fella is
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: the nineteen week losing streak.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: It's all over history.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah bye. By about nine weeks.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I think you're just pulling that figure out of your ass,
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: by the way, speaking of us, and also I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: want next week's Throbber to start with Jay saying now, look,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: just saying yes, Keysy's on a hot streak or keys
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Keysy's this, or keys is there, or Keysy's cockerhoop hitting,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: because that is influencing the vote.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, then I think the only way that we can
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: do this is and if you can manage this, Keezy,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: is that we have to do and it has got
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: to be anonymous. We just Pugs plays three, we give
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: them to them, he plays them out, bang bang bang.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Nobody knows who it is until the winners announced. I
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: think we tried this once a well and then you
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: kept on saying who no, no, that like ages ago, talking
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: years ago, and.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: The audience didn't like it. Oh, they were like, I
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: want to know whose song is whose?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: You're just gonna have to put up with it. I
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: was trying to offer, that's the only solution there is
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: to have it anonymous. Ye, why don't we try it?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: See what happens. Also, it's very easy to know because
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Jason always chooses the deaf tones. I always choose Probagy
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: and Rage, and you always choose the Thompson Twisters.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, I chose the Thomass once about three years ago.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Or okay, I'm keen to try the other thing. You
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: say that that's the only way around it. Or Jace
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: could just not mention anything to do with me going
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: into this robber. Yeah, is that possible.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know that it is.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh well, let's have got a win for the.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Green Day.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Holdarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: The time is twenty five minutes past four o'clock. I
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: believe in the middle of that tune we played the
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Reburger STINGY.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Certainly did Jason. The good news is Pugs has made
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: a brand new Reburger intro. I don't get here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: It is here.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Collie's getting lazy.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: He's made a new sting for you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Oh you'll get into that a little bit later on.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Actually no we won't. Yeah, no, we diderent We definitely he.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Has made a new sting for me. Do you want
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: to hear it?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, here it is dude ship. He pleases it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah cool, We're never going to use it ever.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine that on a T shit?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Birdship Broki?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I think it was bird shit.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: It's not going on a T shirt.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: That is so good. Let's go to the phone lines.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Good a Toto, your mad bastard, Hell's life life? Yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: good on you, mate. What do you do for a crust? Totto?
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: What I do for crusters are bake bread?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice. I'd love to say you're a baker obviously. Yeah,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I would love that kind of job. I reckon and
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: the smell of freshly baked bread, Fellas, is there a
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: bit of smell in the world? I think not?
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're rolling out of the old fat seck there, man,
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Oh sparrows fat, sparrows fat.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: You're right, so I say, like four am, yeah, three
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: thirty three.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: But one time you beckon the old fat section three
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: thirty jeez? Is it right? You stop off at the
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Pokes on the way home.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: And the other red light?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good on you?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: To do you drive there in your old fart box?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: The holding yeah, hey, tod, what are the plans for
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the weekend? Mate?
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Understand doing a bit of work and I'm like see
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: if I can sneak into the old summer concert.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, concept goes good.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Who's playing this yere Man pop?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Oh wow? Yeah, that goes really good. At the old
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: the boulder up into a few of them. God, Topaul
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: is always chukker though, isn't it?
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: That's crazy? You don't try to go to the supermarket today?
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: What I tell you? What?
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Hang on? Hang on, We've got to questions.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: We've already asked them about teen but all of.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Those are fart sac related. We've got to ask them
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: the actual questions.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: The questions that can be relatively quick.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go real quick, Todd, this is just
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Edmund in order to make sure you can win the prize.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: What's for dinner?
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Uh, porkmand?
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: How often do you floss every Wednesday?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: What color are your undies?
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Minecraft?
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: Pattern?
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Minecraft? Pat easy? Yeah, I've got some of this, Jason.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: And what's your deepest fear?
• 31:28
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: The missus?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Good stuff, Todd.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Well, the good news is, mate, you've officially got yourself there.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Fifty dollars Reburg about your mate.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Good on your mate, enjoy that, get some fries with
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: your bigger there mate, beautiful, Yes.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: You just put me through to Captain Washed.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll put you through right away, mate, Beautif.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, mate, God he was a bat bane
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: absolutely about the front. Yeah, what the hell is the
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: fun coming up next? By the way, Fellas Moggie, you've
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: teed up some sort of toy expert.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I have this guy as he's he's an ecologist, Jase,
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: you heard about those. Yes, he's an absolute weapon. He
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: knows all about birds. So it's going to first he reckons.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: He'll be able to tell us what kind of bird
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: it is instead of this sort of back and forth
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: we've been having with the listener. Some say toy, some
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: say sparrow, some say more more, yes, more.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Someone said a keiwi. It could be a key we yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: and the tree.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: There combed up the tree there.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure what kiwi sounds like. But and
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: if you don't know what we're talking about, Mogi he's
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: got a bird that wakes him up every morning at
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: four am.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, not sure what it is every morning?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So we'll be chatting to him next.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: MenShing Pumpkins There on the Radio Hodarchy big show this
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: blustery Friday afternoon. We were talking earlier in the show
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: about Moggi's bird issues. Weren't we, Mogi?
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: We absolutely were, Mate. I've got some bastard up there
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: in the tree next door and he starts roaring at
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: about four o'clock every single morning, goes for a couple
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: of hours, wakes up all the other birds. Once he's
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: done that job, he goes for the day and the
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: other birds keep me awake. We've put it over the
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: over the year waves today and we've got a lot
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: of texts on three four eight three. There's still some
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: disagreement as to exactly what kind of bird it is.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Some people say toy, some people say sparrow. We don't
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: really know, but yeah, spotted tete. Yeah. But fortunately we've
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: got Nick Goldwalder on the line. He is a senior
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: principal ecologist at Wildlands New Zealand. How good man, How
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: good's that.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Can a house life?
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: Good? Good?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: No great, great to be on the show with you, guys.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: We need to put to bed what what kind of
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: a bird this actually is? So Keys is going to
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: play the tune for you and see what your records
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: If you can name that bird.
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: All right, Eric comes, sure, yep, I know that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what what are we looking at?
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Then next would be the that would be the toy
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: or the parson bird.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: They start up, they start up very early in the
• 34:09
  Speaker 11: morning in some parts of Orphans.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: They certainly do. Mate, they certainly do. And I guess
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I'm at the point now because when I first moved
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: on and you hear a toy going at four o'clock,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: you think to yourself, jeez, how lucky am I beauty
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: one of one of New Zealand Al's great natives, the
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: toy beautiful bird it is. But by the second day
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: you're completely over it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, there's you're you're not the first person to
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: complain about that. And this and this typically happens in
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: urban areas where they actually start their morning shift about an.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: Hour an hour and a half earlier than they would
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: in the in the forest.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: That's because that's because.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: They it's the quiet time before the traffic and the
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: human noises start. So they like to get their calls in,
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: particularly in breeding season, which is which is summer.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, those males like to yeah, get their it is
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: out call to their neighbors and call.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: To their potential lovers, right, so potential lovers.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Nick, you are you telling me this? This
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: toy that's in Mogi's tree is not only waking up
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: waking them up first thing in the morning, but it's
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: also running a rager.
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: Absolutely like like like humans too. He are pretty much
• 35:20
  Speaker 11: preoccupied with six food and territory at this time of
• 35:23
  Speaker 11: the year. So he'll he'll, he'll be on the lookout
• 35:27
  Speaker 11: for for potential mates and also telling other males just
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: to keep their distance. It's like, hey, can I just
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: ask you what area you're in?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: We're in We're right by the bridge at Saint Mary's Bay.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because I recognize that, I recognize.
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: That call for that that that call is the same
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: dialect as the unders down the road and Pontibly. I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: actually just I'm a neighbor of Johnny Bruff's your good colleagues.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: It's the same, goddamn bird.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the same.
• 35:56
  Speaker 11: It's the same. It's the same tribe. If wow, for
• 36:00
  Speaker 11: lack of a better word, they have their own. There's
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: a dialect in pont by Saint Mary's Bay, Herne Bay,
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: gray Land area. Can I just call we call them
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: the car.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: Alarm, Tuy, they sound like a bloody caro alarm?
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Can I just recognize that straight away?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Their dialects coming from Ponto and some Mary's band there
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: is it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm just going to park my pejeria and.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: That's right, that's right. They've got a certain toffiness to
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: their to their dialect.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: So there's probably a certain amount of hard and up
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: that I've got to do here. But as four o'clock,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: even if it was five o'clock, I could deal with
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: it because I'm an early riser anyway. But there's Toy.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: He's taken the pass man.
• 36:42
  Speaker 11: They do take, they do take the piss, and it's
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: just they've got a sense of humor and they know
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: they're upsetting people.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: But you know, they are a protected species, so there's
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: not much you can do about it. Sleeping downstairs in
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: the sphere.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Room, mate, we're in the We're in the quietest room
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: that there is. Wait, why am I moving? Thank god?
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: The only thing I was hoping for, you know what
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I was hoping for. I was hoping. I was like, look,
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I can't do it to it. I can't kill it
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: to you, and I wouldn't want to but I can't
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: even get rid of it. What can I do? And
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I thought I'd probably been dead, so I googled their
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: lifespan twenty if in years, man, twenty if in years
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: my daughter.
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: On the long side, it's around twelve, Oh sweet, twenty years.
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: You could you could set up a bird feed or
• 37:27
  Speaker 11: somewhere else in the garden.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: That yeah, it's a more humane hey and other news, Nick,
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: I just got a kitten, So in a couple of
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: months I'll be sending that straight up the top.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, neck, thanks so much for joining us. Mate, We
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: appreciate your expertise. We'll get you on again soon probably.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: I'd love to love to see you fell on your mate.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Four on Radio Faith No More There on the radio
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Hold Archy Big Show. This blustery Friday afternoon, Fellers, if
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: you don't mind, I've got a bone to pick. I
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: got a bone to pick now, Mogi, there we go.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You'll be aware of the fact that old Keysy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I knew it, so for a second there I was like, oh, yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: he's got a bone to pick with Mogi, And I
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: was like, no, I doubt it though, Okay, carry on.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I'd never have a bone to pick with.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: No, that's not getting it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Now, moggie. You'll be aware of the fact that Old
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Keysy and I when we finish our day's hard jacker
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: walk to the car park together. And that's good. You know,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: we have a little bit of chit chat, what are
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: you up to and all that sort of stuff. But
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: every single night, without fail, Old Keysy has to do
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: wheeze on the way out. On the way out, every
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: single night. So what ends up happening is I go
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: out onto the street and Keysy goes, oh, hold on, man,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I've just got to go wheeze. Now. I don't know
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: if he's got like a fifty liters bladder or what's
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: going on, or there's some staccato action happening. But without fail,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: every time it takes at least ten minutes. And I'm
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: standing out and I'm on the street there. Okay, here
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: we go. I'm on the street there and it's like
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a wind tunnel that street. Man, Yes, you'll know, and
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'm freezing my titsu.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: You consider standing inside, well, no.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Because you know you and I are very similar. We
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: like to get to where we're going, you know, and
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: every single time Keezey has to do wheeze, and every
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: single time it takes more than ten minutes.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Jaz okay. First of all, Maggie, do you believe that
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: it takes me ten minutes to ouiz? Look, it sounds
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: like it's a bit of mayo on it, a bit
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: of mayo. It takes me two minutes tops to go wheez.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: In fact, earlier in the show today there was a
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: song Plane eleven fifty seven by element A p was playing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I went wheeze, came back before the song had even finished, right,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: and that song's only like three minutes thirty. So how
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: do you explain that, mister lying about wheeze? Well, which
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: is your new nickname, Pugs make a sting.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: The way that I explained that Keezy is that you
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: tend to punish about ten glasses of water but before
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: you leave, and then it all just builds up into
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: a bloated balloon bladder that and you know, you've said
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: from when you're a young fella, you've got a very
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: sort of thin urinal tracked from all the medications you
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: used to get. So it does, it does. It does
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: take a little while to come out what I.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Do, Jason's I just leave without him? Yeah, but he
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: does it because he helps you across the roads.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: That's right. He helps me across the road. And I
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: like our little chip chats, you know what I mean.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: It's just the teen to fifteen minutes that I have
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: to wait every night for him.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: To do weas everyone, it's gone up to fifteen minutes
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: now for me to do we's okay, see okay, jays.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I need to drink lots of water, all right. I
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: just want to stay hydrated. And I like to go
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: wheeze first because I drive on the Awkland Motorway home
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: and sometimes it can take ages and I want to
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: be busting.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get that, okay, yeah, Oh well, I mean
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: because I would have suggested that you go for a
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: weez slightly earlier, thank you, and then you're ready about
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I do take your point there that it's a long
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: drive home for you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: But he's a fit young buck. Magi. How many wheeze
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: does he need to do in an afternoon? Oh?
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: You have to ask him? How many waves do you
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: need to do?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Ill you like to do like eight steamers, I'll be.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: About fifteen steamers. What's wrong with you Steamers.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Jace, don't come at me about going weeze or right,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I like going wheeze.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, hey, now listen coming up after six o'clock. Keezy's
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: worried about.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Packs that I forgot to sit there too. It might
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: not be though it might not.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: And we've got some meat Petty NEPs some advice to.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Hold a keep Big show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on radio.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Hold. I can welcome back Messive Bakblones. Hope your Friday's
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: going off. You're listening to the big show. Board to
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: you by rebe a gear.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eggs that will change
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the game.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: So he's gonna go silent after that.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It was the UM I'd like to vote that one down,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: thank you. That was a shocker that just reaked of.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I can't be asked, okay.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: So I feel like you guys would come back and
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: to be really harsh on the Reburgers things because we've
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: played that heaps last year.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that before, have you.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I think I might have done, But yeah, I don't know, Keys,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, you know Look, we've had Indian conversations
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: with their content director. When you said something, you've got
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: to park. So something's going to go, got to go.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: It's not gonna be something that you know Jase has
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: made up or you. I thought he was talking about
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: one of us. Oh yeah, probably do you reckon? He
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: was talking about a stink. You're right, actually, now that
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: I think about it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, just on Reburger guys, Well, I know you're going
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: out for dinner tonight, geezy, but it is Friday night
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: in your households, you know, takeaways night. Generally, speaking for
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: myself this evening, I don't know what's going but no,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: it's not okay.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I prefer a I prefer a Sunday, okaying, no cooking
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: on a Sunday.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I hear. Well, Actually, funny you should say that Sunday's
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: now become an our household new recipe day.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: That's what's an example of a new recipe?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Well, it's something we've never cooked before, Like I.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Was thinking, more specific, I.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Don't know what it is yet this Sunday and I'm
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: on the new recipe.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Like Nacho's with Perry Perry baked beans. That's new. You
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: did that the other night.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you loved it, you loved it. What about some
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: dorido dust?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Are you going to talk about that yet? Because Jason's
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: got a theory that he's blocked up inside it's because
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: of the.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Now this is one based in science.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: We'll get to it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: We will at some point. And I'm still blocked up, fellas,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: but people might be eating, so I'm not going to
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: go into.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Depth there, right, fair enough? Oh the chilies men? Yeah, chin,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: this fellas, I'm worried about pugs. So we'll get him
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: in here to have a yarn.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: He's going to love it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Hod Jilm Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: this Friday evening. Now on the podcast Outra Today we
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: were chatting about the idea of old Hoidy Jay purchasing
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: a boat. Fellers. Yeah, because I love my fishing. The
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: only issue that I have with that is that I
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: never catch anything. Yeah, and that's because I'm not fishing
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: in deep water. Where I am out west, all the
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: sort of beaches are very flat and so it's very
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: hard to cast out into deep water. And the Fellows
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: suggested that I get a boat, and I tell you what,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I've been looking at the boat that we're giving away
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: here at Radio ho Lucky. Maybe I could do a
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: bit of a deal there with Hurducky. Yeah, yeah, because
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: he's actually it is in a good way, right, in
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: a really good way.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: It's a fan chase of five three five center console
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: mercury sixty horse four stroke out board comes to the
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: voyager trailer and a whole lot of bells and whistles
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: as well. All the deats up a hurducky dot cott
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: in Zi. We have to do is name the boats
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: by texting boats to three four eight three, yeah, automatically
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: in the drawer. It's not done by what name we
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: like the best or anything like that. It is a
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Lucky drawer. So whatever you put through as the name
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: of the boat will be written on the side of
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: it when we deliver it to you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: So heaps of names will come through, thousands and thousands
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: of entries, which is great. And I've just been sent
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: a fresh a fresh batch of names, okay, So I'm
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: just gonna go through them one at a time. Yeah, okay,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Lady Chaser.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I don't get it. What I got to do with
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: a boat the water, that's not it?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Cracking tenneys with cracking spelled like release the kraken. No, no, okay,
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: you guys just gonna we're take them.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: But that is a no from me. You know, the
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: crack and I believe lives in the ocean. It does
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: live in the ocean.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Is another name for a boat?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Mind it?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Fin and tonic.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: We've had that one.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Real bad man, r e e l real bad man.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I like I like that one.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: You like that one?
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Haunhawaka hakuna malwaka.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Can you spell that for me?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: It's actually not hard to spell, but it doesn't make sense.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Panny dropper working from home. Titan Uranus two names, two
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: separate names, Titan and Uranus. Wow uh chat cpt ce
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: like the cea small cock, small cock, she's a choker walker.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: The hell is that these are just names?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Man, big nips, munch munch. This one here all in caps.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: The beef, the beef.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: These names are terrible?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Is going on? The standard has just dropped away completely.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: We can all agree that a boat name is meant
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: to have a be a double on tendre or some
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: kind of play on words.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Okay, let me just have a look here,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: let me find one here for your hockey hockey face.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: It's just going from bad to worse.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, I did I did note that your old mate there, Allison.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: What's who's the billionaire there, Larry Allison? Yes, I was
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: listening to I don't know if you guys listened to
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: the Breakfast Show. But he's recently had to change the
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: name of his ridiculously massive boat and he's changed it
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: to Ronan, you know, the Japanese warrior that goes from
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: town to town. Yes, it's it's sort of like like
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: a lot of American TV shows from the nineteen eighties.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: But originally it was named after some kind of a
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Japanese spirit, and the name of it was is an
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: arm is an arm And he was he've spoken about
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: it in his book and and talk Yeah, as an army,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: that's right, and spoken about there's two of these deities
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: that exist in Japanese culture, and he named it after
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: one of them. Anyway, well, recently somebody pointed out to
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: him the fact that it was actually I'm a Nazi backwards.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: So if you looked in your rear vision mirror and
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Larry Allison was behind you in his boat like I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: a natzerh cool.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent, just.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: A coincidence, Jason, of course. But yeah, boat name does
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: have to be cool. So I don't know about small cock.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know the relevance of that to the ocean.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: It's been a very, very poor batch.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It's got to be on. I've got to be honest.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: We're trying to encourage people to get in the drawer
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: You can. You can go straight to the top of
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: the list by having.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: A great name. But it's a lucky dip, remember well,
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  Speaker 3: of course it's a lucky dip. Yeah, three four eight
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  Speaker 3: three texts of the word boat and make sure it's
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  Speaker 3: good as you'll get dissed.
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  Speaker 1: On the radio the Whole Lucky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hodki.
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  Speaker 2: Tom Pitty there on the radio, hold archy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Friday evening. Now, we know a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: are struggling out in the world there, and we feel
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  Speaker 2: it's incumbent upon us as wise old fellows to give
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  Speaker 2: out a bit of advice every now and then.
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  Speaker 3: Dot Com get in touch with the fellas. Yes, it
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  Speaker 3: is a really email address. Meet Patti Nibs sixty nine
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  Speaker 3: at gmail dot com get in touch. It's one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent anonymous, and if we read it on the show,
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  Speaker 3: you get a fifty dollard Reburg about you. This one,
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  Speaker 3: Fellas comes from anonymous. Did a big show. I'm in
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  Speaker 3: an ethical pickle and after some professional advice. I'm a
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  Speaker 3: husband and father of two living in Auckland and have
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  Speaker 3: been my whole life. You're a husband of two his
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  Speaker 3: whole life a husband and father of two.
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  Speaker 4: My husband and father of two.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because yeah right, I want to relocate and move
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  Speaker 3: to Mount Mont minuis slash tote on it, but I
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  Speaker 3: can't convince my wife that it's a good idea. Do
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  Speaker 3: you have any suggestions? Cheers kind regards anonymous.
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  Speaker 4: Suggestions.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting, isn't it? Because I always wanted to go
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  Speaker 2: kind of coromandelish. I've always been a trail or Bay
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  Speaker 2: of Islands, Bay of Islands, Coromandel. It was always my
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  Speaker 2: sort of fantasy to do that. My wife was always
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  Speaker 2: sort of, yeah, but what what what are we going
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  Speaker 2: to do there? Make love?
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  Speaker 4: So she's not keen.
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  Speaker 2: Fish a m I actually catching fish in the Coromandel.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely in the Bay of Islands. I would, right, But
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  Speaker 2: you know the thing is what I've found is over
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  Speaker 2: time it changes. And now I'm about to go and
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  Speaker 2: live in the cb de Walk, you know, so just
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  Speaker 2: give it time, I'd say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's going to take too much time if you
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  Speaker 4: give it time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look, it's tricky, isn't it. If I was you, I
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  Speaker 4: just moved there and hope that she sort of follows
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  Speaker 4: you later, right, So he to go there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he wants to move there, So she does and
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't. That's fine. So he can just move there
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  Speaker 4: and she can catch up later or whatevers. That's what
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  Speaker 4: you do, absolutely. I mean, you've what he's going to
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  Speaker 4: remember is he's only got one life and he needs
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  Speaker 4: to think about himself first and foremost. See what about
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: if his dreams die?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: True?
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  Speaker 3: You know I feel like that's the opposite advice you
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  Speaker 3: should give to a husband and father of two. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like a.
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  Speaker 4: Lot of most men are very committed to their families.
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  Speaker 4: It's no future.
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  Speaker 2: Life's full of hard choices. Keezy right calls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. I mean, is it? Where does the
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  Speaker 4: living now? Auckland wife, two kids.
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  Speaker 2: Or crushing ocean beautiful scenery, right people.
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  Speaker 4: You're from down that way, Kesy, Yeah, what are you rigging?
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  Speaker 3: It's great. I'd love to live there, see that guy,
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  Speaker 3: but my wife's.
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  Speaker 2: Not keen Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Well this is a trick. You move with old mate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then maybe my wife moves in with
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: his wife and kids. Yes, I reckon it work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well you're in a similar situation, aren't you, Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we have a partner that wants to be
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  Speaker 2: somewhere else. I don't mean anywhere else with somewhere else
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  Speaker 2: with someone else. I mean in another in another city perhaps.
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  Speaker 4: Or playing squash or into a.
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  Speaker 2: Work have to work drinks.
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  Speaker 4: So I hope that helps.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for reaching out. To be honest, I think you're
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  Speaker 3: just going to have to take you down there on
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  Speaker 3: holiday and show around Webitt and fin some houses on
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  Speaker 3: trade me or something like. We could be living here
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  Speaker 3: imagining this right on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: Sit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, go down there. It's been a week down there,
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  Speaker 3: life and short babe, let's just go.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just go for it.
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  Speaker 1: Man, yeah, man for the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from
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  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hidarky.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your man, Basards. That's the big
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  Speaker 2: show done and dustin for your Friday afternoon and indeed
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: for the week. What's the podcast outro clip?
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  Speaker 4: Today?
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  Speaker 3: Today's clip is and we expand upon it in the outro,
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  Speaker 3: which comes out at seven thirty search Big show wever
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  Speaker 3: get your podcast from. This is all about a fan
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: being very lit down after meeting old Mogi.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: You're painting, you know, you're off your head, just noodle.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well it's the same as like working on
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  Speaker 3: a car in the back shed or doing any of those.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: When you've done that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think have I done that? You?
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  Speaker 4: Jason?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say that I had done it. I said
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  Speaker 3: it's the same kind of two things. I thought we
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  Speaker 3: were playing one clip and there wasn't. The clip wasn't,
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  Speaker 3: so I apologize. And the second thing is I have
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  Speaker 3: done that actually, and to be.
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  Speaker 2: Fair, usually those bloody clips are stitching me up.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. So was quite nice.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Mogi, Yeah mate, what are your plans for the
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  Speaker 2: tonight and the weekend?
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: But I had some plans for the weekd but the
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: rain's ruined it good raining again tomorrow it's thunder. So
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I had some mates that invite me to go along
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: to the correct a millions. Oh ye, it's about forty
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: of them going. Half a dozen or so of them
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  Speaker 4: are good mates from where I grew up. So I
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  Speaker 4: said no to that because I'm trying to stay off
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  Speaker 4: the booze. Yes, I thought it's a good idea. So
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: but they're having a lunch on the but tomorrow afternoon sorry,
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: thunderstorms hail apparently in Auckland, so that'll be good. So
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: they're going to have a great time at the races.
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  Speaker 4: I'll see them the following day for lunch, yes, when
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: they're massively hungover.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can just really rub their noses in
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: it now, Kezy, good luck with your romantic dinner tonight, mate.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you, very excited looking forward to it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good restaurant that one.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Thank You're going to get a bottle of wine and
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  Speaker 3: see where things go.
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  Speaker 4: La.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a weekend full of doing nothing, so I'm excited.
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  Speaker 4: Good on you. You can just go home and your
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: wife is going to be thrilled because it's going to
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: be a night of nights tonight.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Ol.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Keesy's won the throbber, Oh, Kesey has taken home the trophy.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: And you remember back in the day, jays. She used
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: to be. Yeah, terrified Oldkzy coming home he lost the robber.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'll be such an asshole if I lost
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: the throbber.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: You remember that. I do remember that.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: She's putting me an air for.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do this weekend? Jace?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm actually a bit perturbed by Mowgi's other predictions
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  Speaker 2: here pisses me off. And because I was thinking of
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: getting in the garden and just trying to tidy it
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  Speaker 2: up before we moved down and