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Smelly Hole | Son of a Boy Dad #205 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Out and flees for the hills.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 3: We saw you in the hockey game market, so I
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  Speaker 3: know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink
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  Speaker 3: I've bowed out. I think I've used up all my
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  Speaker 3: resources with you too.
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  Speaker 1: He says, I guess this is goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, said, I'm not going to be needing that whole
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  Speaker 3: little podcast anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We went for a big hug, because you know Francis,
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  Speaker 1: you think he's a big hug guy, and he literally
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  Speaker 1: fucked slap the Heineken zero point zero out of our hands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was such a slap of a point zero zeros.
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  Speaker 1: It was so fucking sad. But I mean, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: congrats to him. Yeah, now I know how the Cometown
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  Speaker 1: boys felt. Yeah, yeah, damn it was nasty work. But no,
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  Speaker 1: I was so sorry, we're daylate. I made the fucking
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  Speaker 1: grave mistake of flying to Los Angeles yesterday. Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I made the grave mistake of flying to Los Angeles
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  Speaker 1: yesterday morning and flying back from Los Angeles yesterday night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was still I was thinking about it this morning,
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  Speaker 3: and I was wondering why you didn't just fly to
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  Speaker 3: LA from Chicago because I have a family. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: I feel like they probably would have understood. Like, also,
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  Speaker 3: what did you say, like you were only with your
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  Speaker 3: family for what five hours? Yeah, I mean just had
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  Speaker 3: a phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, that's that. Shit sounds good until you fucking
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  Speaker 1: wind up in Snoopy's position in the fucking doghouse.
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  Speaker 3: It's also, it's Tuesday. It's not like you could.
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  Speaker 1: Have but I've been I've been in Chicago all week.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think your wife would have been
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  Speaker 3: pretty understanding if you're like, I'm just going.
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  Speaker 1: To call her, call her big Man. Big Man's got
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  Speaker 1: all the answers. I didn't realize big Man was a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of relationship guru, lying back from flying back from Chicago
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  Speaker 3: to New York to then like what eight hours later
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  Speaker 3: fly to LA?
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  Speaker 1: It was I landed at one o'clock and I had
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  Speaker 1: to be at the airport at six am. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure La. I'm sure Chicago, LA is not
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  Speaker 1: even that bad of a flight.
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  Speaker 3: What is it? Three hours?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, But one day you'll know, love, dude,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm really rooting for it, like I think it's
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  Speaker 1: coming for you.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's literally right. Ryan said, Yeah, And I'm
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  Speaker 3: just trying to make things easier for you on the
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  Speaker 3: traveling end.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you're trying to make it easy. I'm a grind
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  Speaker 1: set guy. I want things to be as hard as possible.
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  Speaker 3: It's true.
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  Speaker 1: You do fucking think about the word river? Yeah, bank
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  Speaker 1: what what?
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  Speaker 3: What's the river? Bank? Flow?
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  Speaker 1: The flow of money. You just have to be where
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  Speaker 1: the money is, and you know, accept the fucking flow
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  Speaker 1: of money. You're missing the fucking the cluser in the words.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's true. I gotta go to LA next week.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit. Yeah, I primed it up for you. I
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  Speaker 1: got it loose for you, if you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what I mean. City sucks ass, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: the worst, the worst place.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody was, Like, dude, look at this fucking beach, Like,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a better uh like perception of La?
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  Speaker 1: Now and you couldn't even see the sand because there
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  Speaker 1: are so many trash cans. Yeah, it's literally just covered
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  Speaker 1: in trash cans and like shipping containers, Like this is
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  Speaker 1: our best beach, this is the best we have to offer.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. Also, just spending a week in Chicago, that city's
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  Speaker 3: not all that either. No, what happened to summers in
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  Speaker 3: Chicago now? They're all like, oh man, summers in Chicago
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  Speaker 3: are different. It rains, like the whole time we were there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and even the days it wasn't raining, it was
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  Speaker 1: it was June and sixty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's not this, That's not the dream I
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  Speaker 3: was promised.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine being on the lake. Imagine getting a boat on
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  Speaker 1: the lake. There's probably forty two degrees out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably still snowing on the lake.
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  Speaker 3: Also, like I saw it, like Jake malisek putt some
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  Speaker 3: he was on some like ferry boat tour through Chicago,
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  Speaker 3: and he was like, Chicago's the greatest city in the world.
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  Speaker 3: And then like an hour later I saw you posted
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  Speaker 3: the exact same thing. In New York. You were on
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  Speaker 3: some boat eating dinner. It was not a boat, but
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  Speaker 3: it was. It was a waterfront dinner, and that's another
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  Speaker 3: reason to come home. Yeah, but fine dining, Yeah, you're lucky.
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  Speaker 1: How to post the pictures of the food?
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  Speaker 3: FOI gras, Oh, very nice. I don't even know what
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  Speaker 3: that is. I mean neither.
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  Speaker 1: It tastes like butter, though, it tastes like you're eating
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  Speaker 1: a stick of butter.
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  Speaker 3: I love some good butter.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic, indulgent and fat, but delightful. But yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't Chicago still hasn't grabbed me. I think that
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  Speaker 1: they spend so much time in the frigid cold of Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: They step outside and it was fifty five and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: this is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what everyone in the Midwest is like. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: oh it's forty let me put on shorts. They're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: the summer's here, seventy five high. Yeah, but like a
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  Speaker 3: one gust of wind brings in like a torrential fucking nor'easter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's brutal.
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  Speaker 1: We was, I mean, we we met up for fucking
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  Speaker 1: brunch that one day, Yeah, just me and you, and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was just pouring, pouring the entire time. It ruined.
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  Speaker 1: It literally ruined my entire outfit. We had to go
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  Speaker 1: to fucking Patagonia and try.
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  Speaker 3: It's nice because it only took me forty five minutes
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  Speaker 3: to get there. That's the other thing. Everything is an
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  Speaker 3: hour away from each other, and the train somehow is
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  Speaker 3: you know how like when you look in like New York,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, no, this hell long is gonna take the
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  Speaker 3: drive and then you switch to the train and it's
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  Speaker 3: like half the time. Yeah, it's it's different, or at
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  Speaker 3: least like in Chicago, it's double the time to take
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  Speaker 3: the train because there's only local trains and they stop
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  Speaker 3: every three hundred feet.
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  Speaker 1: It's like those Japanese trains you see that like stop
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  Speaker 1: literally inside someone's apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you like get.
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  Speaker 1: Dropped off in your living room, and then you have
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  Speaker 1: to go to like eleven B and then eleven C.
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  Speaker 3: I went from the office to the laugh Factory on Friday,
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  Speaker 3: and it took me forty five minutes and it's three
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  Speaker 3: miles away.
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  Speaker 1: And the only alternative I could have walked is to
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  Speaker 1: like uh is to take like one of the scooters
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  Speaker 1: or e bikes. Yeah, but you have to drive through
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  Speaker 1: such shitty places that you can like also unlock.
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  Speaker 3: An a k oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you're you're going through hell out there.
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  Speaker 3: That's where my hotel was, in a bad area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went seven eleven one night. Big mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, I've been to that seven eleven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's a guy out front who will not let you
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  Speaker 1: get without giving him ten dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of homeless people.
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  Speaker 1: You give him four dollars and he'll fucking beat your ass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And there was some rowdy teens in there too, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: causing a rucket over Probably.
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  Speaker 1: They're still looting out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a fucking police station on fire out there.
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  Speaker 3: I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: It brought me back.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bad scene out there.
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  Speaker 1: What were you copping it at sev.
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  Speaker 3: Any Springless? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Which, God, they're incredible with the caffeine, the caffeine ones
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking great. How are you using those now? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a Taylor Luwan post about them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to stop vaping. Why because I'm going to Wyoming?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I should be like hiking five
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  Speaker 3: miles a day while blowing massive clouds through my lungs.
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  Speaker 3: At the same time, you should hike while vaping here
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  Speaker 3: to get like a baseline, you should vape on an
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  Speaker 3: inclined treadmill. Here, it's actually a good idea, like really
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  Speaker 3: remove all the oxygen for my body.
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  Speaker 1: And just to like train yourself in the conditions that
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: You should pick out. You should be doubling your vaping,
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  Speaker 1: so once you get up to wyoming and are just
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  Speaker 1: doing a single vape at altitude, it will feel the same.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even really want to vape on hikes
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  Speaker 3: like that though, you don't even really need it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because mother Nature's getting you high. Yeah, exactly, Mother
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  Speaker 1: Nature's getting your sweet nicotine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The problem with these things is though you just
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  Speaker 3: need one in twenty four hours a day, try and
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  Speaker 3: battle the urges. And it's not even the Nicotine's the
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  Speaker 3: oral fixation that you're addicted to.
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  Speaker 1: I heard and it's had to be fake pseudoscience, but
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  Speaker 1: that nicotine. There's like some new studies that nicotine has
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  Speaker 1: like some good properties or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's always been a thing. I mean they say,
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  Speaker 3: like your brain produces nicotine in like small amounts for
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  Speaker 3: your brain or yeah, blood, if it's true, some for
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  Speaker 3: you cannot be. That's really bad for you.
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  Speaker 1: But whoever's putting out that research.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same way when people that are like raging alcoholics,
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  Speaker 3: so like, well they say, you know, three beers a week,
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  Speaker 3: it's actually really good for your ticket. Yeah yeah, red wine,
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  Speaker 3: glass of red wine at night, great for the heart.
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  Speaker 3: Bottle of night and that's yeah, that's the thing. No
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  Speaker 3: one actually drinks.
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  Speaker 1: A single glass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's impressive if you do, like the amount of
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  Speaker 3: nicotine that's healthy for you would be like if I
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  Speaker 3: put one of these in for four seconds and then
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  Speaker 3: immediately pulled it out. You just like gummy Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But no, lucies are really good and healthy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fruits and vegetables.
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  Speaker 3: I do like the breaking. I like the I like
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  Speaker 3: cru crushing, the crushing, the pop. Yeah it's a camel crush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that is a satisfying pop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And these are these are the only ones that
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  Speaker 3: Barstool is, but we're not. And uh, the zines make
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you gum. Yeah, those are nasty work. They make
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what else did you cop at seven eleven? The
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  Speaker 1: pringles lucy springles? Uh no, I got these from the office.
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  Speaker 1: Cocko and cheese tiquto.
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  Speaker 3: God. No, I'm not a warm food guy from seven
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  Speaker 3: to eleven. I have been in my past, but it's
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  Speaker 3: actually all very good. It's so bad.
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  Speaker 1: The wings and the tiketos are good.
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  Speaker 3: Waking up in the morning and you see the seven
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  Speaker 3: eleven fucking hot dog wrapper in your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the three D like folded cardboard of seven to
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  Speaker 1: eleven is.
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  Speaker 3: That's you know? You fucked up big time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've made a grave mistake. Yeah, because you know
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  Speaker 1: you didn't you didn't like take a walk after you ate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you didn't get like your blood sugar down.
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  Speaker 3: You're putting that in your mouth seconds before your eyes closed.
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  Speaker 1: You're chewing yourself to sleep on that steroid up chicken. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but how is that hotel? I know that Citizen M
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  Speaker 1: was beautiful. Did we talk about that lat.
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  Speaker 3: No, Citizen M was fine. I mean it was. I
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  Speaker 3: was bitching and moaning about it because you were in
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  Speaker 3: a nice hotel and Francis was in the Four Seasons
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  Speaker 3: executive suite, and I was in a room where my
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  Speaker 3: feet were touching the wall while I was in bed.
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  Speaker 3: I was not in a nice hotel nicer than mine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean you could stand up in yours the home
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  Speaker 3: side change bed like I was. The sleeping bag. It
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  Speaker 3: comes with a slingshot that you can whip your clothes on. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: you have to leap into your clothes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the homeless people outside seven to eleven were offered
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  Speaker 1: a Citizen M room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I'm all set they linger outside of the
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  Speaker 3: Citizen I'm waiting to get you the homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making a mistake that you have money if
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  Speaker 1: you're staying in the Citizen M.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, that's true. It should be outside the Four Seasons.
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  Speaker 1: But at the Four Seasons they have turrets up tops where.
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  Speaker 3: They're just kill you the second they see you, they're
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  Speaker 3: just shooting you down like feral hogs in Arkansas. But
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  Speaker 3: uh C, this now was fine and it really wasn't bad.
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  Speaker 3: The only one one night I got home and the
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  Speaker 3: iPad wasn't working. And the iPad controls everything in the
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  Speaker 3: room and controls the lights, the TV, the air conditioning.
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  Speaker 3: So I had to sit in the pitch black and
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  Speaker 3: call downstairs and they had to walk me through how
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  Speaker 3: to reset the iPad.
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  Speaker 1: You said that you were changing your room colors every
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  Speaker 1: five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I got that. Yeah, it was fun change it to
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: a nice dark. When I would go to bed, I
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: set my alarm through the Citizen m app and uh
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be like really, I thought
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: it was gonna like the lights, we're gonna turn on
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: the blinds, we're gonna go up. It just plays like
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: street sounds really loud. So I slept through the alarm
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: for like an hour.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't factor that people are from New York.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that I lived in the city.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: You fell into a deeper sleep.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they played like sirens.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Your whoop was telling you that you were in perfect
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: rem Yeah. For several hours after that, Yeah, the Citizen
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: m is uh I.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: It's not really for me. I just prefer like a
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: normal I think everyone does. I don't think anyone is
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: like seeking out the city.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: The Japanese must like it, though, now you don't think
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: the Japanese like it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Why would the Japanese want to go to a hotel
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: that like simulates worse living conditions than where they live.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Because I think that they like modern stuff, like they like, uh,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: riding go karts through the streets and fucking trains and
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: pante vending machines and shit like that.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. There was no Japanese people.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Lobby stink like a sneeze.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: No, okay, the lobby didn't us and cleaned out the
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: sneeze smell from the lobby. Must have.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Last time I was in there, the lobby stunk like
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: a sneeze.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe the lobby did smell a little bit. You know,
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: what's the real bitch of the place is that you
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: got to take two elevators to get to your room.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: That's not right, but one to the lobby and then
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: one to the upstairs.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Chicago is such a dangerous city that none of the
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: hotels have lobbies on the first first floor. Yeah, mine
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: didn't either. Really, there wasn't a lot, and I don't
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: think the Four Seasons does either.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I have no idea ever been, but I'm pretty sure
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: that you can't. You don't just walk into the lobby level.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Francis was like trying to get me to stay
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: at the Forest. He was like, just just gotta just
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: stay there.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And he was flexing on us every morning with like, it's.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Only eight thousand dollars a night.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: He would have like a Continental breakfast delivered to his
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: room as he overlooked the sunrise on the lake. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I could see that if everyone in Chicago was thing
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: like that, It's like, oh, Chicago's a nice and beautiful city.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you could say in the Saint Louis four
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Seasons and you'd be like, Wow, Saint Louis, this time incredible. Yeah, yeah, wow,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: this fucking Gazza four Seasons is fucking amazing. When me
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: and Francis went to Saint Louis a couple of years ago,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: he uh, he would walk over to the Four Seasons
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: across the street and have their Continental breakfast. He paid
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: for it. No one would question him. They would be like, oh, yeah,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: you're definitely back here.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they knew he has the look, he has the feel. Yeah, which, uh,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I mean he's not here to talk about a special,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: but I think we should.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was great, It was very fun.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: It was awesome.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: It was a night of magic.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we are fucking we were out of here. Once
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: that ship comes out of time, yeah, big time. Once
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: it comes out on.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: To b.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Once it comes out on Fubo.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: He doesn't seem to think that it's going to go anywhere.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I think it will once it comes out on Turbo Turbo,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I think it's gonna I think it'll go somewhere. I
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: think the especially the people that he had working Yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: the people that he had working for it, I think
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: it's gonna help.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were dead serious. They're getting like six shots. Yeah,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: room looks sick.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: They don't play games. People were laughing. You'd be like,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: you just want any chips, and they'd be like, oh,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: well they were. They They had all beautiful bodies, yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: like firm handshakes. Oh, they're all jacked, and they all
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: have like tactical gear on.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're like the final bosses of stage crew
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: guys of like tech guys.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Stage crew is not a job that you would expect
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: you need to be wearing bulletproof vests to do. They
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: all have like cargo pants and like bulletproof vests and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: like night vision goggles on.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: And like uh nine strapped to their thighs like croft. Yeah,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: god damn, what are you shooting? But you're shooting a
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: special Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They get really into it. But it was really cool.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: It was cool to see, cool to.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: See it done, all right. Yeah, they and their pros too.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: It was very impressive, just how locked in they were. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: but they found time to left. That was the testament
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: to Francis.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was weird. I didn't realize that they were
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: on stage until like halfway through my set, and then
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I realized that there was just a dude standing next
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: to me on stage. It can't with a massive camera.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you killed though, Nah I did?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Fine, you killed? Yeah I did.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Don't be humble, bro fucking murdered.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I mean it was easy. I did ten minutes. You
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: just do your best ten minutes of jokes.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do your best ten.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Nothing breaking them up. You don't have to break them
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: up with like dog shit fer jokes. There was no bombing.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: It was just fucking murderer's row. Yeah, for ten minutes. Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I lifted like fucking probably like five or six of
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: those jokes, took them out to LA.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, blessed the LA comics with them. I was like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you guys didn't have these.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Schumer was fucking furiously rutting anything down. She couldn't get
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: It mine. She's a New York comic. Schumer. Is she
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: she live in New York?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she lives. I think she lives in
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the same building Kendrick Lamar and at Jerondo.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that building is, but I keep
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: on hearing you guys talk about it. It's the building, Yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: it seems like it. I always get tiktoks for it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: They'll just be like a swirling AI created image of
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the building with a robot voice being like, Kendrick Lamar
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: lives in this building.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: That sounds like some shit that they would have at
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Citizen M. Citizen M is one of those hotels where
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: you turn the TV on and they're like, there's like
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: random facts on the TV.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the alternative is Mario Lopez.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Mario Lopez is on like ninety percent.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Of the TVs. That shit's infuriating, and he just like
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: comes walks around the corner, was off in five minutes
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: and then does it again, and you just can't find
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: the remote. So you listen to Mario Lopez for seventy
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: two straight hours and he probably got paid eighty million
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: dollars to do that. It's infuriating.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Who knows Mario Lopez? Like was tuned in on Mario Lopez?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Nobody what does he do? E?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: And he was saved by the bell.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The worst gig in the world has
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: to be the guy that's in the back of the taxi.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Isn't that tank Sinatra?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Now? Oh? Is it?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I think so?
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: The jokes that they have them do are like it's
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: like a sketch of someone doing bad jokes.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a but at least there's I mean, it's
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: probably a writer got paid for that or something.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm looking for a silver lining. It's
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: someone's got to have gotten paid a lot of they're
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: probably getting paid by the State of New York.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or those gas stations. When you go to a
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: gas station, What the fuck were they thinking that? Like
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: they were like trying to launch us into the future.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was definitely an idea that they were like,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: it's gonna change the world.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fucking feature. He's at a gas station,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: just someone some guy talking to you. Yeah, it's gonna
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: be like Blade Runner twenty forty nine.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit sucks.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: It's so dumb. Chicago had that too.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: In that uh that like Fulton Market neighborhood that we
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: were walking through. They had like these big videos which
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: was just like ads and like someone coming to.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Talk to you. Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Flat screen TVs must just like cost negative dollars to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: make because I start posting them on fucking street corners.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: It used to be like a big deal to have
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: a flat screen flat screen TV.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: And like push to Start cars, Yeah, used to be
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: like the future, and now it's.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Just like they're all just a nuisance. It's just cheaper
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: than not yeah doing it. Push to Star cars are
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: the worst.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: But there's still rappers who are like no keys.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, push to Start. It's like then you gotta fucking
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: hold onto your little nub of a key and then
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: you lose it every fucking ten minutes. Your nugget dude.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the key looks like it lost its arms and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: legs in a fucking it's literally an accident.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: It's like just carrying around an AirPod case and that
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: controls your entire car.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a dark energy to it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: And then you can start it in places like it
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: happened to my mom, Like her car keys were like
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: in our house and she could start her car, oh
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: from the inside. Yeah, and then she drove like twenty
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: miles away and then went to start it, and then
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: she didn't have her Oh.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can leave him somewhere.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh that's diabolically Yeah, because all you needed you
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: just need to start it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: My boy Mike did that in his neighborhood. He started
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: it because the winters in Philadelphia are akin to the
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Chicago winters. Yeah, frigid cold.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: He started his car and was like inside getting ready
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the workday and went outside and
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: they had just taken but it was it's like a
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: development and he has like a driveway. Yeah, like hop
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a fence to come and take his car.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. His car got stolen. Yeah, damn sucks so bad.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Stealing a car is pretty cool. Kia boys, Yeah, yeah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: my legendary my friend Bow's car got stolen when he
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: lived in Vermont. Yeah. Yeah, and then they returned it
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: to him. How they get Well, he got it back,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: like the cops called him there, like we found it
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: and then he picked it up and there was like
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: just shattered glass all in the back of the car. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: and like the cops don't do anything.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I think they exclusively break the glass so they have
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: something comfany to fuck on. Yeah, they just want to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: have a fucking raked up Yeah, because that's what they're
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: doing in the cars.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there was a condom in the car, was
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: there really? Yeah?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they love the fuck in the car. They need
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a safe place to fuck. Was fucking on the streets anymore?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I was on the phone with him when it got stolen, like.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It got stolen, like he was a simply under his
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: nose or when he discovered.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: When he found out it was stolen. He was we
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: were he was in college and we were gonna play
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: video games and he called me because he just got
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: off work and he was like can you game? And
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and he's like all right, I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: just going I'm walking in my car right now and
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: he's in the parking garage and he was like, I
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: don't know where the fuck my car is.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like we're playing grand.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: It was like, I don't know where the fuck my
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: car is and then uh, and then he didn't and
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: then the cops. He asked the cops for a ride
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: back to his dorm and they wouldn't give him a ride.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: So you had to walk back like three miles in
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Vermont Burlington, damn Yeah, pasty. Burlington's a nasty city too.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I mean it's a beautiful city, but they have crazy
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: homeless problems because they probably just because it's a bunch
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: of libs, they want.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: To have these inclusive laws. Yeah, it's sick. Makes me
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: fucking sick. Build a citizen them and put them up,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I know, seriously, put these people away. I'm still pissed though,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that you didn't pop tags with.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Me at Patagonia.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went on a mission to pop tags and then.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Like, but they didn't have anything that I was willing
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: to pop for. They had everything they have, like good
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: jackets and pants and shorts. I'm in the market right
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: now for T shirts.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: They had, Oh, they had thin t shirts.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not a Patagonia T shirt guy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You would have had to stack them. Yeah, you'd have
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to go a Russians their shirts.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: And yes, and I already have. I already got my
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Storm gear from Orvis.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Orvis was it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Was a ball or move if they didn't like it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That's like when you're at the mall and you walk
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: in with like bags from other stores. They knew you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: were a shopper. They're like, oh, can we help you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: with anything? Shir we see that you're dressed tactically.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I told you that. Some
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: some employee came up to me and he was like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: do you need anything? There was like an I help
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: you with anything? I was like no, and he's like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: here take this pin and it was a barstool Chicago pin.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He was like a little nod. He knew, he knew.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I think that's why all those Chicago guys love Chicago
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: so much, because everyone there, yeah, like BOI if you're
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: if you're a barstol employee in Chicago, you're an A
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: list celebrity. Everywhere we went and they say it in
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: like subtle ways. They're like, what can I get you free? What?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Can I get you to drink today, Roan. That happened
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: at the place that we got breakfast. Yeah, it was,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: but the way Triss didn't know and the guy like
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the guy like swooped in.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: He like, yeah, he kicked her to the current. He
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: came in like from the bullpen.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: He's like anything else we can get you guys today, Roan.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: It was like his big moment and then he got it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: He gave us cookies. He did give us a stack
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: of cookies and they were I didn't get any of them. Well,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: you didn't take any of them because you took them.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You took the executive decision to have all of the cookies.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I mean I didn't take. I'm on a
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: weight loss journey right now, so I.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Didn't even finish them all. But I literally brought them.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: They're in my They're in my apartment right now.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: That's insane to bring back two cookies. They were they
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: were dinner the huge.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: They were massive cookies and they were like this thick.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: They're like cakes. There's three.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: It was like a cinnamon dude, you come over, yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: maybe come over. After this cookie.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I literally punched the top of it and fucking let
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: it all shatter so I could get big pieces small pieces.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: It was such a fucking joy. And then we went
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: on our journey to pop tags and we fucking it
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: never happened.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You popped a lot of tags. How much did that
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: run you? They they beat me over the head. Or
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: was it five hundred?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: It was like five hundred for pants and a.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Jacket, jacket from Patagonia that's three a sweat shirt.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: It was like a But I fucking I popped my
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: fucking fly at pop Punk. I literally like my best pants,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: my fucking.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's why you had to pop tags.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Because I literally my pants broke. I had one pair
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: of pants wearble wearable pants, and I fucking broke. And dude,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: but my Patagonia pants already breaking. The fucking button is
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: coming out of my fucking Patagonia pants. They don't make
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: them like they used to.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Now Patagonia is not as good of a brand as
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: they say, like as people like as the hype it
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: gets like ll Bean's way better than Patagonia. Patagonia has
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: good They hit those like those like fleece.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: They but even though those are feeling thin and plastic.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Really, I have one that's old and it's really nice.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I think they're cheaping out, but they're.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Like warmest ship, Like you can only wear those in
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: like the hottest of weather.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It felt not the coldest, the coldest of weather. Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: that's probably why they're fucking just rocking them all year around.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And they have like summer colors of the fucking oh Chicago,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: because you need to wear them. Yeah, in the fridgid temperatures.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: We should have gone to what was that store next
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: door that that makes the cute little backpacks. You know
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. It's like a fucking Icelandic store. Now,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Clifflin Lachlan.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: No, I know the store. I don't remember what it's called,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: but do.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? The cutest backpacks.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: That place looks way cooler than.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Either of us.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Spoke up.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: No, we should have spoke up.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: It was like it was like exactly what we were
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: looking for.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The Patagonia was fucking calling our name.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing too, is all those stores, like
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: going to like a Nike store in person, it's like
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: you go there and they don't have anything. Yeah, it's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: like Patagoni all the good shits online.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It's the general release.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ll being. On the other hand, you go into
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: a store, you go and they have everything that they
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: sell at l being in the store and.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: It's well made. Yeah, there's old American hands stitching that
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: shit in the back.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: This Patagonia shit is South American stitching shit together. Fucking
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: not a care in the world. It's fucking bullshit because.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: They're looking to get back out on the water. You
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: can't have the factory that you make your clothes at
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: be a nice place because people are looking forward to
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: too much rather than looking forward to make Like the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Chicago office, yeah exactly.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: That's why nothing gets done in there because everyone's.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: About Yeah exactly, it's crazy. That was insane, which like
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: as soon as the act ends on Friday, music's on,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: and then like five on five starts immediately with.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Like six teams waiting till yeah five on five.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an operation hanging over the top.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fucking preposterous.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I snuck away into the game room and I played
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I played Apex with Bow and Matt for three hours.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: What game room where Jerry streams. We were playing. It's
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: like up by Big Cat's office. We were playing. Uh,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: we were playing Crosswords. I was playing at crossword with
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: KB nick or with KB Mook, Francis and Rudy, and
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is awful. And then it came
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: into my It came into my head. I was like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: oh shit, they have a PlayStation five here. And then
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I went over and I logged into my account and
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I played video games for three hours. Really yeah, and
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: then I and then I when I when when I
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: was playing. When I started playing, it was like a zoo,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: like people are playing basketball, people are working out. And
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: then I walked out and I was the only person there.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Everyone was gone.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't they live stream the basketball? I don't know,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: they don't want to expose themselves. Probably, Yeah, that's tough.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I respect it. Yeah, it's a beautiful office.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: It is very fun, but they should be putting that
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: shit out. You should have live streamed your video games.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I was worried that I was, so I kept everything
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: on that I didn't say much that people could see you.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I was the whole time I'm playing. I was like,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: there's like not a zero chance that I'm being streamed
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: out to the public right now. Yeah. Yeah, So because
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: as soon as you turn on the desktop, like the
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: camera like focuses in on you. It's like one of
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: those like automatic ones. Yeah, so it's like all of
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: a sudden, the camera it's like one of those ones
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: that it's like face down and then you turn the
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: on thing on it and it like cut, it goes
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: up and focuses on your face. And I'm like this
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: thing might just be I might just be streaming on
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Jerry's twitch right now.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You just like start playing with your balls.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so I didn't say much.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You just unzip and start beating off like that CNN anchor.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we strictly talked about the game, nothing else because.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You knew, yeah, that they could be trying to expose you.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a couple times where I was about
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: to shit talk and then I was like, no, I can't.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: A couple of times you're about to say the K word.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like Myers Leonard, Dude, I played cod last night.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It sucks. The games were. The things that were coming
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: out of my mouth last night were nasty. Really, Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: in just public chats towards your friends. No, I was
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: playing by myself really just talking to strangers. Fuck you
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: or are you so angry at because I don't play
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: multiplayer CAD a lot. I played war Zone or the campaign,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: and I've been playing multiplayer a little bit by myself
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: and it's been really fun, Like I've been finishing top
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: of the leaderboard every game. And then I realized that
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: it was because skill based matchmaking hadn't kicked in yet. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: you're playing on baby mode. I'm playing on baby mode.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: You're literally playing against the fucking the key that people
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: used to get into their car and legs.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go for a I was trying to
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: go for a nuke. I wanted to get a nuke,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: of course, which is twenty five kill streak.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Twenty five kill streak.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: It might be twenty four or twenty six depending on
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: the game, but uh, and I got a fifteen kill streak.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: And then as soon as I got that, I didn't
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: get a kill streak. The rest of the gaming session
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and I was getting it was all hackers, people with
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: aim bot wall hacks.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: So basically you put up like one hundred in Madden
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: on rookie pretty much.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: And then I got, well, everyone hacks. There's a massive
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: hacking problem in Call of Duty. I know the game sucks, now,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: that's why I went back to Apex. Apex is where
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: it's at. We got two wins back to back. Let's
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: go on Sunday. So were you playing with the boys. No,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: not last night. Last night I played for like an
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: hour by myself. Got it, And then I watched Seinfeld
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: going through a big Seinfeld kick right.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Now stealing some jokes, yeah, big time. A lot of
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: them is right for stealing.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: People are just.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Starting to forget.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: The people who were.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Like into Seinfeld are just like teetering on dementia. And
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: there's a new crop that's young enough to not know Seinfeld.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Because I'm just taking Jerry Seinfeld's jokes and just doing
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: them in my own cadence, not his. And it's hard
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: to tell. That's what I don't tell. Said, it's gonna
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: be just all stolen. Jerry Seinfeld jokes.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Clean as hell. Yeah, I can't even say hell.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, he says he's got some nasty jokes. I
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: think it's a I think it's a common misconception that
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld's like a clean comic, just because a lot
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: of his premises are like dumb or like simple.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: The first time that I started maybe smoking weed, when
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I was like probably eighteen years old, but like for
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the first uh like six or eight months, it didn't work,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Like I wasn't like inhaling properly.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jerry about that, Jerry Seinfeld came to Penn State. Yeah,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm gonna fucking do it, right, dude.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it for Jerry. Yeah, for Jerry.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like fucking honestly until a couple of years later,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he was the most important Jerry to come through Penn
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: State and fucking all right, So I was just like vacuum,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: didn't Yeah, muscled it down until I finally got high. Yeah,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: it was fucking you fourick And then sitting in the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: back row, it felt it didn't even feel real. He
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: was like one of the first celebrities I saw in
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: person like that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy that he came to Penn State. Why
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: do you do that?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: We get big acts like State.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: It's a huge school.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's a huge school, guaranteed sellout garant.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: You're going to be performing in front of like twenty
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: thousand people. Yeah, it was massive. It was.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the in the basketball stadium, but it was
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: in just this fucking huge theater where all all the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: way in the back and he's like Pen State huh
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: se I mean I was super pumped. I didn't even
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: really watch Seinfeld. I was like, fuck Jerry Seinfeld.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Because I think the cool thing now is to hate
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is two thousand, literally two thousand and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: six or seven. This is fucking you weren't even born yet.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I was. I was probably six or seven, but he was.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, Penn State. What's the name of this
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: down state college?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Real?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Like what he was like, real clever name in that
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the name in the town.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Like torching your ass. Huh. He was torturing you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: He was torching the fuck out of us. He was like, well,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: just what are we gonna call it? There's a college here.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll just stay in college.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, state college, stay college. That's pretty good.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: That's good ship. Though. It was good ship for topical humor,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Like people eat that ship up, we ate it up.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm remembering it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah my life later, yeah, half of my life twenty
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was insane. State College. Fucking It's like word,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: that's like, that's how I got into battle rap basically.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's from Jerry Seinfeld.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld had some wordplayer. I was like, what the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: fuck is this? Yeah, weed was coursing through my brain,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: this swirling tornado of thought.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Why is that that when people smoke weed for the
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: first like ten times, they don't feel anything because you
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: don't know how to inhale. Yeah, it's pretty simple. I
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: don't know, did you do it right the first time?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: No?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Exactly, So it's never that simple. You don't like intentionally inhale.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The first time that I smoked weed, I was
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I was with my friend Bo and we were smoking
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: weed and we didn't get We didn't feel anything. And
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: we were smoked outside and we were like, I think
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: it's because we're outside. I think like the fresh air
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: is like fucking with the weed. We both smoked like
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: joints that were like this big and didn't neither of
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: us felt a single.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Thing because it just wasn't going inwhere you were like, yeah, this.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Is just shit weed. And then I smoked weat again
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: like a year later, and I didn't feel anything. And
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: then I smoked a couple of times and then the
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: one time that I did feel something is when I
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: got caught with my parents.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big trouble because once you actually get high, it's like,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: oh my.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: God, Well it's instant. You're just instantly like, I what
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: did I just do? I shouldn't have done that. That was
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: terrible idea. And then you're like, it's not like drinking
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: where you can just like, oh, I'll just go get McDonald's,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Like I'll just eat a lot of food and I'll
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: be fine. Right, it's like literally nothing you can do
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: to get it to go away, right.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You need to like get hosed down.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't like go for like a run. Like drinking,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: there's so many methods to be less drunk. Drinking a
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: ton of water, drinking at one diet coke, You're back,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: You're good. I used to be my move.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: A diet coke would take you out of drink.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: If I was like getting uncomfortably drunk, I just have
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: one diet coke and I'm back and drink six more beers.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I think you could go for a run and get
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: out of smoking.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like, at least like you'd be sweat, you'd
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: have plausible deniability if you're just like drenched in sweat
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and fucking.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Weed was always like once you're high,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: you're trapped forever, like until you wake up the next day. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: that's why I don't understand how people can smoke weed
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: during the day. That's crazy to me.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: But I think that people smoke so much that like
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: it very quickly becomes You smoke and you're not high
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: anymore right away, or you are high. No, I mean
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: like you smoke. Your tolerance is so high that like,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you smoke and then twenty minutes later you're not hot.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: You need to smoke again. Oh, I see they call
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: that being a drug addict.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: HEA's not a fucking drug, bro, it's from mava, from
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: MafA or are you still off the cush?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? How long is that gonna last? You think forever?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, so I smoked on a bachelor party, yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and it was just like everyone's like, dude, you're gonna
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: get so fucking high when you come back. And I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: was like, no, not, yeah, not really didn't really feel anything,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: didn't really feel any different. I don't know, like I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: would I guess smoke on it. Seinfeld was on. It
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: wasn't even funny.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Guess I would smoke again if like I don't know
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: if I was like with Whiz Khalifa.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Like you're not going to get back to where you were.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: You think like smoking every day. I don't think so.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Right in the morning, yeah, being on the toilet, Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I literally was like convincing myself that it was like
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: helping me poop in the morning. Getting the morning poop
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: out is like essential to your day.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what helps you get the morning poop out.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: A loosey breakers and a nice coffee from Starbucks. Spraying
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: shit facts. Yeah, after we were supposed to pop tags.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I remember I told you I was doing to diarrhea
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: four times in an hour when we got right afterwards. Yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Was it that breakfast. I think it
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: must have. I don't know what it was, but it
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: was like my I think I was also nervous. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: don't know why I was so nervous for this. Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: no one cared, No one cared. It wasn't had nothing
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: to do with me. My set wasn't being filmed. It
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: did not matter if I did well or not.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And I was like having less than like a normal
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: weekend on the road.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: For it was ten minutes. It's less than doing a
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: spot at the stand really, and I was like, so
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: fucking nervous, dude, and your.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Body was just I don't know why your body when
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you're nervous, it's just like, let's.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Get the shit out. Yeah, dude, I shit four times
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: in an hour, went to the venu, drank a non
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: alcoholic beer, and then I remember standing on the side
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: of the stage waiting for brand to finish, and I
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna have a panic attack on stage.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: It was that bad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I got on stage and I was
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: totally fine. But I also that happens to me like
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: ninety percent of the time before I go up. It
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: is scary to go up for the first time. Huh. Yeah,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: well it's I always just have this idea in my
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: head that I'm gonna hyperventilate on stage and then like
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: collapse to the ground.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: That would be It's really funny.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would be good for my career. You're a great bit.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially with a fucking the steady can that they had.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if they had you crumpling into a they
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: looked like performance hard.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Give it up for franchise. That's on the ground off
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: the stage. Oh my god. I pray for that day.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Hope the cameras are.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Rolling, don't tell could be the day, could be the
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: day that's in two weeks. Yeah, I won't. That won't happen.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I don't really as soon as I got on stage
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: and not nervous anymore, are you gonna do the same ten? Yeah?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: That was your basically your your.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Uh that was word for word what it's gonna be. Really, Yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: you're fucking lit? Then yeah, hopefully I just need that
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: first joke to work. And it's for some reason, I'm
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: getting to a point where this joke that I've been
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: doing for over a year, that has been forever. For
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the last eleven months, it has had a one hundred
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: percent hit rate, no matter what the crowd is, no
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: matter how many people are there, no matter like what
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: type of crowd. Like I could do I could do
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: a gay room, I could do a black room, I
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: could do a Mexican like white gay black room, anything,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: and it would kill every time. And now within the
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: last month it's not working. It's like thirty percent of
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: the times.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: To me, sometimes it gets a little bit stale. I'll
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: just rewrite the punchline, add a couple more tags, get
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: it fresh for a little bit and then strip it
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: back down.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: It's actually not a bad idea.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I always do.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I was texting a lot of people this morning asking
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: what to do?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Is that the best advice you've got?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Guardean now, guardin He told me to stop doing it
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: until then or just period. He said, stop doing it
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: for like a week, true Guardian. He's dialed. Yeah he is. Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I see him in a still photo from the Mothership
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: every week.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always put his in black and
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: white for some reason. I know everyone else has color,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: And are they trying to protect his red hair out
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: like the film? We know he has red hair, yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: and a beautiful shock of red hair. Maybe that's what
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: it is. But yeah, I gotta figure that out. But
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: where are you shooting that, san Diego?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: That sounded fucking that's out.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: It fucked, san Diego.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: That's know what you said, just San Diego. I was
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: just looking up, like before I fall asleep. I just
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: like to look at different areas of the country on Zillow. Yeah,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: and I always forget just how close San Diego is
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to Mexico.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like it's it's in it ten miles away. Yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: it's not even it's not ten miles away. It's it's
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: right next to San Diego, San Diego. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: San Diego is a nice area, but apparently the area
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: where filming is not really. Yeah. Someone I got some
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: email the other day about my travel and they were like,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: don't stay near the venue. Really, Yeah, I don't give
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: a shit. I'm staying near the venue. Why you stay
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: at the four season. I'd rather say at the venue
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: near the venue than stay fucking forty five minutes away.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: It's not forty five minutes. It's San Dieger.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: They were telling me like a train station to stay
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh I know, I know that restaurant or that hotel.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: It's right by the train station. When I filmed that
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Ryan Garcia video, that's where we stayed.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Oh I forgot you filmed that was that before he
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: lost his mind?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Uh he was in a depressive episode at that time,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: which is like kind of is the perfect yin to
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the yang of his manic episode that yeah, yeah, trapped
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in for the last year plus.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Well, he got true in trouble for steroids, didn't he. No,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: they it was fake.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, they were making it all up, even though
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: they found it in his A sample and his B sample.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It was absolutely bullshit.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: He was very nice and funny.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: We got along good. Yeah, I'm sure he's my brother.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah you think your members of you? I bet yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: but he does. Ron.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: We spent multiple days together.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Ron was the name of his trainer. Really.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, the only other white around.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Something I think about. Yeah, yeah, you could think about
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: that for a while. Yeah, definitely.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Here's another one to think about. Yesterday, I was on
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the flight Delta one. Of course, fell asleep.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: It's like eight thousand dollars one way.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I literally could have stayed in LA for
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: like three days. I'm saving the company money by taking
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Delta one.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: There's no There's just no way that's true.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saving the company money and you Lectcrownny guys. Fucking
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I fell asleep on the way there, and I woke
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: up and I had like sleep mouth, and I was like, well,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Delta one. They have a full toiletry. Yeah, fucking grab
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the toiletry kit, run into the bathroom. Fucking uh, open
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: up the toothbrush, open up the toothpaste, start fucking brushing
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: my teeth. Taste different that's not toothpaste. Oh no, put
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: half a tube of lip bomb in my mouth. No,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: it was nasty, terrible. My smile was shining. It was
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: like a fucking light bulb.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Did you rebrush with toothpaste? After? Yes? Did he get
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: it out?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, but like it's already it's a
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: wooden toothbrush, which is a nasty mouthfeel.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Putting wood in your mouth. I don't know you're used
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: to that ship but very funny with your gas. But uh,
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: it's a yeah, I don't like that to begin with.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: And then wood mix with fucking lip bomb, a half
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: tube of lip bomb, because I'm like, I'm gonna use
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: a bunch of this.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to reuse this toothpaste. I'm gonna there's
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: no reason to be fucking.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: You don't, Actually you don't. You don't really need a
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: lot at all. I know it's big toothpaste, but I
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: like to make you think that you gotta lather the
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: whole brush.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Same thing with Uh, when I go to a hotel
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and there's shampoo, I would just fucking load up on shampoo. Oh,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: use a ton of shampoo if I'm at home conservative,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: But if it's their shampoo.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: They don't have body wash at Citizen M. All they
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: have is shampoo and conditioner. What to wash my ass
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: with shampoo all week?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No way, yep? Why is that fucked? That's so fucked.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Japanese they don't wash their ass. I guess it's a
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: new stereotype.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: They just have pixelated asses. They don't have to wash.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Japanese dudes have stinky asses. I'm coming up with new
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Japanese racist stereotypes based on my stay at Citizen M.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Why you're about to go to California, You're gonna be
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: within fucking Pearl Harbor's reach of them. That's true, It
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: is very close to Pearl Harbors San Diego. A lot
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: of those mountains out there used to be a World
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: War two bases. Yes, yeah, what's the base that they don't?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: They have a good as base out there. I don't
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: know if it's still it used to be like a
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: nuclear defense base or like a missile defense base, something
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: like that. I went on a hike out there and
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: I read the.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Read some ship naval base city of San Diego, Point Loma.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's where I was, or Marine Corps air Station Miramar.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Was at one of those places.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck, it's gonna be a great sun down there, Coronado
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Periades on La Joya.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: You didn't need to bring out. I'm hoping to get
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: out to La joyas you probably say it, Lolajola with
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: your fucking La Jola.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a rappers name, La La.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm doing the comedy Store when I'm out there.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Sold out of course, but aticts only took me two
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: months of promoting.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: In the second biggest city in America.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Here you go, brother, It's so funny when you when
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: you do shit like that, like everyone's got an answer
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: for you to try and make you feel less bad.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Like you'll call I'll call my manager and I'll be like, yeah,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: like still not sold out, and they'll be like, well,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: you know, La, they're late ticket buyers. It's like, yeah,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I do know that. All of La is late ticket buyer.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Forgot that.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I know that all of the ten million people that
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: live in La And she was ticket.
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: To a gall at the Forum. Everybody just bought that up.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: She was bugging out. But uh, that's that should be fun.
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: That's gonna be a little bit of a more of
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: a showcase.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Than what the fuck does that mean?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Or books a bunch of people on it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: As opposed to what don all shows have a bunch
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of people on them.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I know some of them. It's just three, so how
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: many six?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Probably okay, so I can show at the stand.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then of course I'll just polish off put
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: a bow on it.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna put bow on the show. I'm gonna put
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: a bow on it. But was not ready for this, bro.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You's probably still high from that time.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: You guys smoked fat duobies when you're fourteen fat dubes.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: We were probably like way younger than that. Really. Yeah,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I heard you guys get the stuff from from some
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: girl and I remember she gave it to him and
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: she was like, be careful with this, and we were
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: like really scared. We were like, what is in this?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: It turns out nothing.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: It was empty weed?
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Was it actually weed? Or did they hit you with
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: like a pencil shaving? I think, oh salvia? Yeah, No,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: salvia is a.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Way harder drug. I know.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I was joking very funny masks, but they fucking literally
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: would sell salvia over the counter.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Spice.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: They sell no.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: K two spice's K two, but they would make that
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: ship look like weed. Spice. Yeah, not really though, the
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: ship that I mean, they would try. I never actually
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: saw spice in real life. I just looked up what
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Because we would buy that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: We have like a whole seminar at school about like spice,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: and it was like it was like one of the
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It was like the equivalent of having like a seminar
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: at school about like lean being like kids are gonna
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: offer you lean, don't do it. Like they made spice
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: out to be this thing that I was going to
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: be like having to turn down every single day.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: We I mean, they they sold it at like headshops.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And I remember one time me and my boy were
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: living in manionk right out of college. Manyunks is this
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: town right by Philly? I know Manyunk of course, Yeah
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you're Philly.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: God, I forget.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: We couldn't find weed to buy. We couldn't find real
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: weed to buy.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: You bought some spice.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: We bought spice, but we're like spice only lasts for
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: like twenty minutes and it just makes you tired. We
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: need to ramp up the spice. So we fucking cracked
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the blunt and like usually you got the blunt, but
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: We're like, let's leave half the shit from in here.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: So we like it was half blunt guts, half spice.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Tobacco what you typically call that.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like not good tobacco. It's not like
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: fine smoking tobacco. It's like the shit it's supposed to
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: be dumped out to the world. Yeah, yeah, because it's
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: evil and probably like sprayed with fucking like green apple
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: chemicals or like that, and then we put that into
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: like a two liter and that fucking tried to smoke it.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: It was the most violent smoking experience that didn't get
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: us any type of good high at all. We just
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: like wanted to go to sleep right away.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: So spice is not that crazy. They always made spice
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: seem like it was like PCP.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's unregulated. So there's probably incredible spice and
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: there's probably just spice that's like fake weed that makes
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: you fall asleep right away. Yeah, But like in Philly
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: there was like a big problem with spice or two
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: K twuki two K two two kuh. They would uh,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: but they didn't drug test for it. So like outside
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: of the family court in Philly they would people would
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: just be like fried off of spice because you can't
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: drug test for it. Yeah, but like you're just going
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: into like try and get custody of your child where
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: you're high on like the most potent drug known to.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Man, spice About how I spice got her name? Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: cold spice, that cold ass spice. Yeah. Maybe all smoke
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: some spice tonight. You should. Yeah, just give it a try.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: That'll be a good way to panic before your fucking
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: biggest shows in your life.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna smoke some spice before my Don't Tell?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Said, is your manager coming out?
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: I thank you? Really?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had to go out and buy half the tickets.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think that. I don't sell the tickets for
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: this for Oh they're going out for don't Tell? Yeah,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: not for the belly room. No, got it? Got it?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: And how will you be able to tell if don't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Tell went?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to record it on my phone. I
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: do that for everything, though.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna put it out?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to record the audio so that would
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: listen back to it eight hundred times. I do that
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: for every big thing, and no one else seems to
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: But like I, I wouldn't want to hear myself again.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I would want to just live in a world where
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: it went well.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: No, why I'd rather know because you gotta wait, like
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: like Frances is gonna have to wait like months to
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: see that footage.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he knows it went well.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: But wouldn't you will rather hear it and confirm those thoughts.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: But they were watching a clip of it afterwards, and
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: everybody were like huddled around with the managers because unless
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I destroy that, don't tell I know, I'm gonna get
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: off and be like that fucking sucked. So I'm gonna
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: want to have the audio so I can listen back
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: and book. Oh that actually wasn't bad at all. What's
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: the last destruction that you remember? Like annihilation, like twenty
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: five kill streak, Like what that's time I did well
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: on stage last? No?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: No, that not well like last time you like hit
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: your like scrape the ceiling of how well it can go.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, man, I don't know. I did a guest spot
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: at the stand one Friday because I had I was
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: only booked on the late shows, and I asked if
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I could go up earlier and then let me do
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: eight minutes downstairs. I'm like the ten PM show and
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: it was sold out and I destroyed them that really? Yeah, murdered.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: People were loving it?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how good did that feel?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Great? What did you think about yourself to Oh? That
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: was actually the same day as UFC three hundred, and
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: then I never I remember remember I wasn't supposed to
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: actually I wasn't booked, and then they gave me a
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: spot and then I killed and I stayed for all
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: of UFC three hundred.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you still had the fucking biggest knockout of
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: the night.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, easily, easily? Yeah?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Who's in the who?
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Who? Actually?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: That's bad podcast? I had podcasting for me to try
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: to talk about UFC three hundred.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know anything on.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Halloway.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Wasn't Holloway one of the guys. Maybe that was really fun.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe I remember that night being very fun.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: People are fucking pissed right now. We just got unsubscribed
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: by some people.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Any UFC fans listening to this podcast?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Career, I beg to differ. I wish I went to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: darts with all those boys.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah did you go on? How was it better or
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: worse than the last year? Ah? I hate to hear
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: that his.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Quigs is out at fucking pop punk, fucking raging.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I know what the hell is he doing out there?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Quicks is supposed to be the backbone of darts. Same
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: with Max.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Max is at pop punk. Everybody's at pop punk.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: TJ flew out for darts, really, I know? That was
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: What about Ebo? Was he here or now? He was
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: in Chicago? Fat guy? That guy's got an ego problem, Ebo.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I heard they're calling him ego. Yeah, yeah, ego maniacs.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: He's too good for darts, dude.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: One thing I admired about the Chicago office is how
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: like supportive they were of Francis.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Oh that was crazy. No one came. They did the
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: same thing to me when I did Zanies. It's all bullshit.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: They all bullshit you Yeah, why do they go? What
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: what night are you doing shows? Oh? Well, I'm doing
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: eight shows at Zany's, so you should be able to
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: make one. I literally got a single person. Titus came, yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: and Hank came. I thought, actually, I guess a lot
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: of that. Nick came too, so maybe I'm maybe that's wrong. Well,
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: zero people came for France, No, not a single The
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: only person that tried to come was Dante and he
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: wasn't on the list. He got denied at the door.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: With this fucking company. This always fucking happens.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: But I was talking to Francis in the green room
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: in between shows and he did write down Dante's name.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: He said he put it on the list. I think
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: his manager fucked it up. Yeah, or he texted to
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: his manager. His manager didn't write it down.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: No, his manager did. His manager texted them. The venue
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: fucked it up.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: But I mean Dante tweeted a picture of the list.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't on it. Yeah, the venue fucked it up. Already,
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: let's talk about game Time, the official ticketing partner of
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Marshall Sports, the official ticketing partner of Son of a
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Boy Dad. It's so easy.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, you could just pull that shit up right now.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Probably I'm pulling it up right now. The Yankees tickets
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: right now, five dollars. That's a steal.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: And I mean we'll get to this at the end.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: But you can get twenty dollars off your first purchase.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: So does that mean that Game Time is going to
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: give you fifteen bucks to go with your Yankee ticket?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Or I guess you buy Yankee stickets?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at Billy Joel tickets right now for MSG
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: two hundred eighty bucks.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: It's a steal, steal, stop the steal.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: They're good tickets to two hundred eighty bucks for good.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: To lock him up. Unbelievable stuff. Great tickets at all times.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: And I mean, how easy is it to interface that thing?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Oh? It's so easy, right, Like you can just I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: clicking on it right now. You can look at the
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: whole MSG and you can find exactly where you want
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: to sit, right in front of the stage. You could
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: sit front row.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You could sit it, you could be a uptown girl,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: or you could sit all the way out in vienna
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: if you want.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I've actually heard rumors that Billy Joel, if you sit
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: all the way at the back row, he'll come up
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: and he'll bring you up front. Yeah for the common
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: man he selects.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: He's he's a fucking uh so.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Go ahead and got in three oh seven row too.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Well, there's not a bad seat in the house with
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: game time.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Oh no. And the best part of the thing that
• 58:52
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  Speaker 3: Sixty? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Top ten in the league? Yeah, there be there will
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  Speaker 3: Has there ever been a rookie that's gotten a thousand
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  Speaker 3: I guess that makes sense. Yeah, it was a dumb question.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think Marvin Harrison Junior is going
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, what about Uh? Did you see the Giants
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know who looks really good on the Patriots?
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  Speaker 1: I think he might start over.
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  Speaker 3: I think he might start over. He has a rocket rock.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, he's a the great arm really. I mean, I
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Zach Wilson. And I think what you
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  Speaker 3: Once May is ready, Barvin Harrison senior junior, Marvi and
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Malvern Harrison the third, he'll be he'll be ready
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  Speaker 3: Baker, Milton to Baker has got potential. Milton to Baker
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  Speaker 3: twenty four. Yeah, I like that. Well, I like yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I really like that. Now I'm bullish on the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: He's a genius. Yeah, and he's young. Yeah he could still.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably will. He'll get on the field. He'll
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking love the pats Yeah I might. I
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  Speaker 3: Oh it was hot as ship getting off that plane.
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  Speaker 3: So hot. I was roasting like a pig. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: No, no idea. You just chose to ignore, chose to
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, didn't they beat You're thinking of Tom Brady with
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is what I'm thinking of. Yeah, I went
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  Speaker 3: came home and I fell asleep and I woke up
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  Speaker 3: and my mom was checking my pulse? Is anybody a doctor? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy. I remember when we landed. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I hope this isn't gonna be like ambulances waiting and shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll get you to land faster.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no problem. Everyone got off the plane normally. Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: somebody was frauding. Yeah. I think someone was like hyperventilating
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  Speaker 3: or some shit. That happened to me as a kid.
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  Speaker 3: They had to bring up the oxygen tank.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, really, I hyperventilated on a planet. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: You had a nervous breakdown.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even nervous. I was pretty calm about it,
• 1:07:52
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's anxiety. There's really no health problems that would
• 1:07:59
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• 1:08:22
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:25
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  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of kids that have asthma are
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  Speaker 1: just in bad shape.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like you can't run, like you like get
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: out of breath when you try to do something athletic.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you have no wind, your lungs are tiny.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But there was like I used to have the fucking
• 1:08:43
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  Speaker 3: Interesting. I never had one sugary powder, never had any
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  Speaker 3: of them. You never had asthma. No, But they liked lungs.
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  Speaker 1: They like landed the plane and early my dad was
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  Speaker 3: That's like early, it's a core memory.
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• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why I was. I was embarrassed, very embarrassed. I
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  Speaker 3: was playing I was on a hat. I was probably
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• 1:09:49
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• 1:09:50
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just get up and you walk away normally.
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  Speaker 3: And then uh my parents were like I wasn't and
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  Speaker 3: I was like I was fun. It was great, and uh.
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  Speaker 1: Really because we have a three thousand dollars hospital bill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then and then like the next week, we
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: had a hockey game and one of their parents, one
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: of the kids parents like told my parents. They were
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: like sorry about like what happened with Harry, like heaven
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  Speaker 3: to get rescued and there my parents were like what happened?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, I have no idea what they're
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  Speaker 3: talking about. That's crazy. They're lying. I don't know why
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: they lie to you, and then try to spear my name.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then, for like months, I would deny it,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: and then it was my parents would like deny it
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: to their parents. They'd be like, he says that never happened,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: and then and then and then eventually I confessed, and
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: I got a ton of trouble.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: You got in trouble, yeah for a lying.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I lied about it for like a long time.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like every night they would be like,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: they're saying again that like you got rescued on the mountain,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, I don't know why they're saying
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: that that never happened.
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  Speaker 1: They're trying to make me look. We should hire a
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  Speaker 1: lawyer and sue them because this is literally liable.
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  Speaker 3: But really think it's that I don't know why my
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: parents believed me. I was like eleven years old and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: they were taking my word over these other parents' word.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to make our son look weird. Yeah, you're
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: not going to start over him in hockey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was a big deal. I got in
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: a ton of trouble for that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how much misinformation you spread.
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  Speaker 3: I used to get in a lot of trouble when
• 1:11:46
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy how big of a deal lying was as Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Then my parents after that happened, my parents tried to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: make it seem like I had a lying problem. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My dad would be like did you take the trash out?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: And BE like yeah, and he'd be like, no, you
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  Speaker 3: did it. Why are you lying? Like that's not a lie.
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  Speaker 3: I just lied to you to say that I'm gonna
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• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I was in that's not lying. That's like stretching the truth.
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  Speaker 3: He's not going to know. I'll go do it when
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: he's not paying attention, and then I won't get in trouble.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, Like kids find out about lying at like
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: four years old, and then it's like, oh, this isn't
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: an option. You don't have to be completely honest about
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: what's going on.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Like no, yeah, it wasn't like I was like coming
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: up with like these crazy lies. One time, I like,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: did you do your homework? Yeah? No, I didn't do
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: my homework. It's not lying. Well, that is lying, yeah,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: I guess, but it's like normal lying.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I went to I like I was in the outdoor
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: summer basketball league and my mom was like just a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: freak about like some block and shit like yeah yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: and she was like, did you put on some block?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I put on some block.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: And somehow I don't even know how she found out
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: that I didn't put on some lock, but she literally
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: like pulled me off the fucking basketball court really and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: like and like took me home. It was like, you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: didn't put on fuck it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: And I like that's a funny one to get caught for, too,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: because you know you're gonna get caught within the hour
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: when your skin is on fire.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Right, But I'm just like fucking beat ray. And I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: was like she drove us. I was like a three
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: minute drive home and I like broke down.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Oh. I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't put on.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't released to get it off my chest, but
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I was so sorrowful and remorseful, and I think she
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: probably like took me back to the basketball game and
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: my face was like blotchy from crying. Yeah, yeah, crying
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: as a.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Kid and then having to like get on the bush
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: or something like that, and you're just like.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Your fucking all. Your skin is just my dad is like.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: To me when I was young and he told me
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: that Friday the Thirteenth was based on a true story
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: and it happened in Massachusetts, and I went and I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: told everyone about it, right, like your parents are lying
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: all the time. I was okay. But when I did,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: like you made me, he made me out to be
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: a damn fool exactly. Everyone was like, now that obviously
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: didn't happen. I was like, my dad told me, which happened?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: So my dad knew the guy that happened.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: No, it happened.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: It legitimately happened. It was based on one of my
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: dad's friends growing up.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Really, because at the end of the movie it says
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: it's which happened first? Though, did you lie first? Or
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: did your dad lie first?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: I was probably right around the same time period.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: You should have come in front of your dad with
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: his lying problem, his lying.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, fucked up joke. Yeah, you know that horror movie
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: that scared you. It's true, it's happening right here, neighborho
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: parents a lot of kids all the time. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: goes is when parents tell their kids, they're like you, like,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: there's a black spot shows.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Up on your tongue if you're lying. Yeah, have you
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: ever heard that one?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: I never got that.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't even get it, but my one of my
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: little cousins will get it. And I was like, this
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: is fucking evil.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my cousin's got some fucked up shit. My younger cousins,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: there's a let me stick out your tongue. And a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: little kid would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: to get in a ton of trouble. I used to
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: get in like crazy trouble when I was really young.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I remember I used to jump over the seats on
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: the bus in school and I got caught for that
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: and I had to go to the principal's office.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Literally, the most fucking innocuous thing that you can't.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: I got in trouble for bullying twice. One of them
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: was worse.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: That's a problem.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't that bad. You were a bully?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: No, that's so whack.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: And no, I was definitely not. I was a victim
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: for sure. No, you weren't.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: You're a perpetrator.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I was online. That's my problem was. I was starting online. No, yeah,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: that was in like sixth grade.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: That was the nature of the bullying. Oh, you probably
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: already had a Twitter account by then.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: No, it was like a kid contemplating if I want
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: to tell it was that bad. No, it wasn't.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Bad to tell it now otherwise people will assume that
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: you like forced someone to suicide.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like I was one of my friends
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: growing up was he was like he was like obsessed
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: with this girl. And it was back when like ask
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: fam was a big thing. You remember that. It was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: like the anonymous like forum and I was just commenting
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: on it, just being like, yeah, he's he's in love
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: with you, and I just like spammed it a bunch,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: and then it like turned into this like massive scandal.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know why what happened, but I got a
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: whole It really wasn't a big deal. It's actually really
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: funny looking back on it because, like how because it
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: was like the Internet was like still new, so my
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: parents were like, what are you doing here forever? Like
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: you could not like the FBI wouldn't be able to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: find that right now.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: And it's also the exact same as going up to
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: someone in school and being like, you know, he likes you.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah? I think I was just commenting a bunch
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: of nasty shit like cussworkers and stuff, or like he
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: wants to fuck you, yeah, shit like that, but it
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: was like I don't know who cares. And then I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: had like write I remember, I remember having to write
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: apology letters multiple times. You were a fucking so I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: had to write an apology letter and put it in
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: that person's mailbox.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Which is that's almost more embarrassing.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: It was really embarrassing.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, for the kid to get the apology letter.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's like, oh, my parents.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Well, because my friend folded and blamed everything on me,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: That's what this was the problem. So I wrote probably
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: like ten things, and it was like ASKfm. Back then
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: it was like everyone was on it, so they were
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: like everyone had like seven hundred screen names screen like
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: things on their forum or whatever, and there was some
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: sort of like misconception where like his parents asked if
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: he did it and they're like, no, it's all Harry.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: And then my parents took that as I wrote every
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: single post on this forum. Yeah, so there's like nine
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: hundred and they're like, what are you doing? Are you
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: fucking insane? Yeah? But in reality, I wrote like ten
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: of them and I got in a bunch of trouble
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: That wasn't that's not that big of ada. It was
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: pretty funny.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: It was a big deal when I was a kid,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: I got a fucked on the trouble for that.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Then you probably just realized that you could go to
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Twitter and just bully celebrities instead of your friends.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where I took it, and uh no, I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: got in a bunch. I remember, I like, I didn't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: have a phone for like three years after that. From
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: all of middle school I had was on your phone
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: that I know, social media in all middle school really yeah,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: until high school until ninth grade I got a phone.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: But then you were you were born in the darkness.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: And that's when I really took it out.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: They unleash you. Yeah, you were like preparing.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't like that you had just like pent
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: up tweets from three years prior.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or you were asking if they just let you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: get it out of your system. When ask FM, you
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: probably would have went up in our school.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: I'd probably be in like finance or some shit.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Probably would have never made that meme of that hot dog.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Yeucking. Well, that's the funny thing, is I guess I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: can't say I was a bully because I was like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: a total loser. Like I definitely wasn't a No One
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: was looking at me being like, stay away from that kid,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: he's trouble. I was like fat and like had braces
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: in like ninth grade of high school. Same it was.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: We probably looked similar and then there was another same
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: look about us.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was another incident when I was really young.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I was probably in like first grade, but uh yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: there was an there was an Asian kid on the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: on the bus and kids were giving him the pinky
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: because that used to be like the people said that
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: was the middle finger in Asia. Oh yeah, I actually
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: had nothing to do with this, and I still to
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: this day denied that I never had anything to do
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: with it. I was sitting next to the kid who
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: was doing it, and then I got in a ton
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: of trouble for that. Yeah right, And he denied all
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: but he blamed it all on me. I didn't do it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: You were always just had someone else blame it on you,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: but you never did it. You were actually always innocent.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: I would ad made if I did that, it would
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: have been hilarious. But I never did that.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I mean when I was in middle school. They were
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: still fucking h hitting the Chinese eyes. Yeah, yeah, they
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: were going Chinese Japanese like look at these.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't have anything to do with that at all.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: And I still think to this day that my parents
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: don't believe me because that kid, Yeah, because you're the
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: boy who cried wolf. Because we got in trouble on
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: the bus. And then that kid had his mom. His
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: mom was like not like, no.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: We're both giving them the pink.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. You didn't.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: You did not get the pink.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: I forget what the kid's name even was not the kid,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: not the Asian kid, the other kid that actually did it,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: and he, like his mom got on the bus and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: like cussed out everyone. She was like be doing no, no, no,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: not the Asian kid, the kid that actually was being
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: the racist. And he his mom out on the bus
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: and she was like, my son would never do that.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: It was you. And then I got in trouble. I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: got brought to the office. We both got brought to
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: the office, and uh, and my parents were like unbelievably.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Mad, din you tell them that it doesn't actually mean
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: the middle finger in Chinese.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: It was because I didn't do it. I wasn't the
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: one that did it. But then I remember I got
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: grounded for a month, and I remember I was outside
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: and I had to rake leaves and there was a
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: we had a we had a tree that had all
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: these like berries on them, and I was taking the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: rake and I was smacking it against the tree because
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: all the berries would fall, and it turned out there
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: was a hornet's nest like this big in that tree,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: and I got stung like nine times. No. Yeah, I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: ran inside screaming, that's what you get, ripping, ripping my
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: clothes off.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: So you've been a victim of injustice for a lot
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: of your life, yes, in that like you never do
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: anything wrong, but you're always in the wrong place at
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: the wrong time.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: No, I got in trouble for jumping over the seats
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: on the bus, and that was one that I owned.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I was doing that right. You
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: owned the one that wasn't bullying or racism. You owned
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: the one that wasn't.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Actually, no, I did the other one too, But I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: didn't do the racist one that wasn't me. The racist
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: one was absolutely I didn't. That was because it was
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: it was so crazy, because they were like, what did you?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: They were like saying all this stuff, and I was like,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what you're taught. I didn't. I
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: don't even I don't even know that this happened.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: If you're six years old and racist, though, it's not
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: even your fault, it's your parents' fault. Yeah, your parents
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: should have grounded their own asses.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: But that's why it doesn't make sense, because my parents
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: aren't racist.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, they probably drank fucking tea with pinky.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I didn't do anything.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: You're racist, ask parents.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: I would love to know who it was that did it,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: because I'm having a very hard time remembering his name.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta find a mirror to fucking find out
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: who it was.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that was a big deal. I actually ended
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: up being friends with the Asian kid for a little
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: bit after that.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need something to cheat off in math class.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's racist. I would never have said something
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: like that or even assumed something like that.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I guess it is racist to assume that they're really
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: good at something.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stereotypes. I'm like saying that Japanese people have smelly assholes.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: That's not racist if they don't have smelly assholes. Why
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: don't they have soap in their hotels.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: It's not even a Japanese hotel. We're just calling it Japanese.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: I thought it was you told me. See a classic misunderstanding.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: This is exactly what happened. I'm going off of what
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: someone else told me. I thought it actually was a
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Japanese I call it a Japanese hotel. You say that
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Japanese have smelly ass and then you tell your parents
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: that I was you told that's not racist. I'm saying
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: they have smelly assholes because they don't have soap. You're
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: the one that it's not even Japanese hotel.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Let's look it up. Let's look it up. Citizen them Japanese.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: I'm once again I am falling. I'm a victim.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: There are citizen ms in Japan, but it's from the Netherlands.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, then we'll switch it. People from the Netherlands
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: have smelly assholes. That can't be that's not as funny, though,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: it's not nearly as well. We gotta keep it with
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: jet Yeah, did you ever get in trouble all the
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: time you were a troublemaker, had any racist scandals. I
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: had a guilty conscience as a kid. I tell people
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: when you did something wrong.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I like cursed that like football practice in sixth grade,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: and I came home and I told my parents.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was kind of like that too, So I
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: got fucking should I could not tell a lie.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: But I yeah, I'm low key George Washington. Yea or
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: a who chopped down a cherry tree?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I think it was George Washington. Yeah, George Washington said
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I cannot tell a lie. Yeah, Lincoln was the rail
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: splitter on at age though Lincoln was the vampire hunter. Yeah,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: but I like softened the curse word that I said,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: like I said something worse and I was like, I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: said damn it. Yeah yeah, I said fuck. So I
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: was like I got the credit in my own brain
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: for compressing it, but like I didn't make it as bad. Yeah,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: I would do that. I would do that.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: One time. I Uh, I was watching like an Eagles
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Washington Redskins game, and I like yelled out that someone
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: was a douchebag.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently got him. Where did you hear that word?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: I never did that. I never did anything like that, but.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't even I didn't know it was bad. I
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: think I heard it from like an Adam Sandler album. Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: it's like douchebag. It's fun cool word to say. Yeah,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: German sounding.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: It is a fun cool world to say. I'm trying
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: to think.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: How what other types of trouble I used to I
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: would like, Uh, they'd have like eye testing in high school.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: You know some days you have like eye testing or
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: test like kids for ticks or whatever. They're like, uh,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: headlight or whatever. They would do it in the principal's office.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: So I come home to my parents, I'd be like,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I had to go to the principal's office today.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: What funny?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: It was, like, they're doing eye testing.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: We never did that in gym. What all those like
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: physical exams, the life tests. We don't have to line
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: up with our shirts off to see if we had scoliosis. Yeah,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: that's crazy. It turned out that the guy that was
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: testing us was a pedophile.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bend over and touch your toes. I want to
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: see if you're back straight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The girls need to do it too. I can't test.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I can't see it with your young bra zone. These
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: fucking perverts. Well, it's crazy that they tested for lice.
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  Speaker 3: Once a year. We never got tested for lice.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: It must have been a fourgone era.
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  Speaker 3: It must have been a local thing. Probably had a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: life problem, you think.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like every year though, you're going and
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: get a life time.
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  Speaker 3: We never had that really.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, they would like going and like take a ruler
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: through your hair and like check for life. It's like, well,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: what if it happened a different time of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Must must have been some dirty kids at our Blue
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Ribbon School of Excellence.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got in. There's kids kids. We get in
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: trouble at our school all the time for like drawing
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: like swastikas and.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Ship swash because we're hilarious.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it would be like it would never be
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: like some It would never be like someone just like
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: drew a swastika on like their paper would be like
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: they like carved it into like the wall of the
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: gym and'd be like all right, dude, well trouble for that. Yeah.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: In middle school now, I was always in like I
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: think it was one kid did it in high school
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: he got suspended and then we had like bomb threats
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: and ship all the time. Really, when I was in
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: middle school Boston Public School, did you go to when
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: I was in middle school, someone in the high school
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: lit the trash can in the bathroom on fire, and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: then the kid that did it I knew, or the
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: kid that the kid that found out I knew, and
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: he almost got in trouble because he's the one that
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: reported it. And then they were like, well, you were
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: in the bathroom when it happened, so and then he
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: was like, I didn't. Why would I have told you
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: guys if I lit the trash can on fire.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with guilty conscience, I guess, same type of shit. Yeah, damn,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: it was a It was a wild and fun time.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not anymore. People don't really get into it like
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: that anymore.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: I bet they do. I bet there's bad kids.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's just all online or it's like, if
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: you're gonna get in some trouble, you just do a
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: school shooting. Yeah, yeah, you don't white trash cans on fire,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: You swent for the fences. You just kill everybody.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Well, they shouldn't have made swastikas so fucking easy and
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: fun to draw. Swastika's drawing like without the iconography behind it. Well,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: they date back way before truly a Native American symbol
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: we were just celebrating our Coopie ancestors. You know what
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: it means, love and prosperity.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they it's like the same as the like
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: the S. Yeah, it's exactly the same, even it might
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: even be better.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah the ass, I mean the S was easy and
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: fun to draw too, and then it became the SS
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: eighty eight. Yeah, White Pride, like White Pride is just
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: dudes who liked a doodle.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah dudes. He didn't pay attention in math class. Yeah,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: they just were incredible at doodle.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, doing a fucking intricate ass doodle was so fun.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just like fill up an entire page
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: of doodle.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I used to have these binders that were very
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: easy to draw with pencil on.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: They would be a disaster. Some kids would fucking be
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: great at doodles. I remember I have a fucking beatbox
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: in math class. One time, this kid Tim Campbell turned
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: around was like, dude, that one was actually a really
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: good beat bocks.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: Damn. I was like, damn, I am black.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Shout out the Tim after Tim Campbell, he had the
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: fucking ear bro, the ear and the vision. You've been
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: fucking crushing weights.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Now I haven't. Should we wrap this up? Tholks, We
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: had a recording and tomorrow oh.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah we went twenty minutes over.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you guys for listening tomorrow.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry about being I'm a little bit sick right now,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: but thanks for rocking with me.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: We'll be back tomorrow. Goodbye, goodbye,