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FULL SHOW: Naked & Afraid · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold ache. Cheers Tooey from bringing
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  Speaker 1: back to laughs and the world gone man, Yeah right, welcome,
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  Speaker 1: this is big show.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoich might note, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'll kidd a your made Barstard's great having your company.
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  Speaker 3: There's glorious Monday afternoon. It's the second of December twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty four and new Massive Backbones and listened to the
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  Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by Twoey.
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  Speaker 2: Get it in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, get it in you siously give me
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  Speaker 4: some Yeah exactly, especially.
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  Speaker 3: If this kind of weather, you'll definitely be getting it in.
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  Speaker 2: You also just on two a little later on the show,
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  Speaker 2: might have an opportunity to win some cash thanks to
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  Speaker 2: I mates it tooe.
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  Speaker 3: How good man good okay, speaking of good good a. Maggie,
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  Speaker 3: you're stadion. You just come from the Jimmy you were
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  Speaker 3: saying in the little podcast outro there. You've had a haircut. God,
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  Speaker 3: you're looking hot man.
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  Speaker 4: How's life going? Pretty gross man? Your six son of
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  Speaker 4: a b your mad dog you Yeah, great weekend, beautiful
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  Speaker 4: weather here in Sydney all weekend pissed down with rain.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't had a cigarette for over a week, jays
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  Speaker 4: for over a week and I'm feeling bloody good on
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  Speaker 4: a Monday. To be honest with you, bloody good.
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  Speaker 3: Good on your mate, and you're looking bloody good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a bit more annoying, So I am going to
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  Speaker 4: be more annoying because I've got more energy.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you mean. I'm driving my wife Betty
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  Speaker 3: at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: But they call you Betty.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, Betty boy, CAZy, your mad bastard. You had a
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  Speaker 3: haircut as well today and.
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  Speaker 2: Then Jin, I don't know what I said, thanks you
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  Speaker 2: a compliment.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, it looks really good man,
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  Speaker 3: and it's always an immaculate, immaculately clean and iron t ship.
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  Speaker 3: How are you your massive backbone? You're mad bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all right. Now that it's December, I'm very
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  Speaker 2: much like, let's get these summer holidays rolling, get amongst
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  Speaker 2: the sun. Yeah, to have barbies, go with mates, all
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  Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. So really hanging out for that?
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  Speaker 2: Are we continuing to do this whole where living in
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  Speaker 2: Sydney thing? I think so?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people still hate Auckland. When they stopped hating Auckland,
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  Speaker 4: we'll stop doing the Sydney thing. Yeah, we'll come back
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  Speaker 4: to One of my mates asked whether I was moving.
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  Speaker 4: We'd moved to Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: You have yeah, winks only work in person, not on
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  Speaker 2: the radio.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't winging to the audience. I was winging
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  Speaker 4: to you.
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  Speaker 3: It is a beautiful day here in Sydney. There's so
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  Speaker 3: much how old howdy. J was wearing the shorts around
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  Speaker 3: the house yesterday, had a few things to do.
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  Speaker 4: God, I was looking hot.
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  Speaker 2: Were they lemon shorts to match your lemon shit? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, they were a ten short of jean short. Can
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  Speaker 3: I put a geen short in the jean shorts that
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  Speaker 3: sort of came down to about my knee level?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's sam.
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  Speaker 3: But as I say, I need to find shorter shorts
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  Speaker 3: because the best part of my leg is my thigh muscles,
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  Speaker 3: not my calf muscles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Pants and really long socks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much pretty much tell you what messive shower
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  Speaker 3: hit to make sure you stay tuned, and we thought,
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  Speaker 3: what can we kick it off with today? It's really
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  Speaker 3: going to get the people pumping. Yes, Mogi, I.
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  Speaker 4: Was just going to say, I've got a bit of
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  Speaker 4: a people will be aware that I've been having issues
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  Speaker 4: with the rubbers truck guys who come around collecting at
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock in the morning. I had to run in
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  Speaker 4: with them over the weekend that you are going to
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  Speaker 4: want to stick around and listen to and you're going
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  Speaker 4: to be hearing all about that at some point in
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  Speaker 4: the show. So it was a doozy. So can I
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  Speaker 4: just say it didn't involve a lot of clothes on
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  Speaker 4: my part, And I was ephan and jeffin all right, good.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yes, Oh, and maggot Monday, of course, if you've
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  Speaker 3: been a maggot over the weekend. Textas three four eight three,
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  Speaker 3: here's Metallica the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed new order there on the radio hod Archy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show, This glorious Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen
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  Speaker 3: minutes past four o'clock. Great having a company by the way,
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  Speaker 3: and hoping that you've had a fantastic weekend. Keep those
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  Speaker 3: texts coming on three four eight three. If you've got
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  Speaker 3: a maggot Monday, shine up. But in the meantime it's
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  Speaker 3: time for the big show, Big Pole, the Big Pole, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: indeed an interesting one today topical. Can I say that
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  Speaker 3: fellas it's very typical bird flu yes or no?
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  Speaker 2: Right, So people, so people voting on whether they like
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  Speaker 2: bird flu or they just.
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  Speaker 4: Bird flu, yes or no.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty straightforward against it, right yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes or no. It couldn't be more straightforward. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: at least it was just yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like maybe it would be more straightforward if
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  Speaker 2: it was like, do you like bird flu?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to catch bird yes or no? Do
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  Speaker 2: you love it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lot of the fact that a case
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  Speaker 2: of bird flu was found on a commercial egg farm
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  Speaker 2: and otaga, yeah, which isn't good. So they're going to
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  Speaker 2: have to kill quite a lot of chickens down there,
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  Speaker 2: for forty thousand of them, which, to be honest, we
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  Speaker 2: probably kill about that many chickens every day just to feed,
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  Speaker 2: good eat.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: But it's still bird flu scary stuff, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it scary?
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  Speaker 3: I've actually had bird flu and yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of the symptoms.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that's different from normal hoody jay was
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  Speaker 3: I had a propensity to eat more seeds.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they definitely had bird flu.
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  Speaker 3: And I definitely had bird flu. I had a bit
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  Speaker 3: of see burge in the eyeballs, right, and my fingernails
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  Speaker 3: and toenails grew quite long.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was about it. But I mean I
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  Speaker 3: felt completely.
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  Speaker 2: Normal flu like symptoms.
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  Speaker 3: And oh look I think I might have had a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a cough, but I was smoking a lot
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  Speaker 3: of Darries back then. It could have been a Darry smoke.
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  Speaker 2: I remember correctly. You had a very very runny beak.
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  Speaker 3: Oh look, I've always had a runny beak, probably not
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  Speaker 3: as runny as cheeses, but it was runny. I had
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  Speaker 3: a running beat.
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  Speaker 2: I certainly would have the runniest beak, yes, but you've
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  Speaker 2: definitely got the biggest one. Yeah, yeah, both.
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  Speaker 3: And oh that was the other thing. I had, the
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  Speaker 3: kind of chicken walks.
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  Speaker 4: You're always sort of making that regardless.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call it? The gobble walk? You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? Yeah, goblin. So in terms of bird flow,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it is sad that it's there,
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  Speaker 3: but you know how I feel about birds, fellers, they're
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  Speaker 3: doing some weird shit out there, and so yeah, I'm yay.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. So you're in favor of birdfloo yees, So it
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  Speaker 2: sounds like you want more bird flu to would be
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  Speaker 2: spread throughout the nation.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm wondering. I guess my question. I've got here feelers,
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  Speaker 4: and it's just sarting to look for a silver lining.
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  Speaker 4: There was no silver lining for those birds that are
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  Speaker 4: going to get wiped out, But that was coming for
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  Speaker 4: them anyway, Kesy, wasn't it? As you say? I wonder
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  Speaker 4: if I could get some of that bird flu into
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  Speaker 4: those birds outside my window that wake me up at
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock every morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hearing you.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hearing it.
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  Speaker 4: What it should I bring a chicken up here and
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  Speaker 4: put it in the tree? Like, how does it work?
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  Speaker 4: I think they would probably? Well, what about if I
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  Speaker 4: get one of the dead chickens? Right, so they've already
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  Speaker 4: taken care of it by the scientists say take care
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  Speaker 4: of it because it's math or something rather takes care
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  Speaker 4: of it, right the ministry. So if I get one
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  Speaker 4: of those chickens and then I rub it on the tree,
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  Speaker 4: rub it on the tree, rub it on the tree
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  Speaker 4: when the other birds land on it, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because how did you catch it? No idea?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, Keezy mind you, the night before we'd had a
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  Speaker 3: split chicken and right, and but it was marinated, so
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't really make sense that I'd get it from
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  Speaker 3: a split marinated chicken. No, he was just saying, I
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  Speaker 3: mean maybe they didn't pick it up. And I guess
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  Speaker 3: that's why I've got that attitude, you know, because a
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  Speaker 3: basard chicken gave me the chicken flu. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: what if you're going to give.
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  Speaker 2: It to me, chick. It wasn't chicken flu. It was
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  Speaker 2: bird flu.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bird flu? Yeah from a chicken from a chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Well, you're always talking about hanging out with the
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  Speaker 2: random birds and that, so maybe that's what it was
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  Speaker 2: from as well.
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  Speaker 3: Quite possibly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're you're a big fan of Dirty Bird.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I love a bit of Dirty Bird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So well, anyway, if you want to vote on our
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  Speaker 2: big pole, this is good stuff. Yeah bird flu? Yes
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  Speaker 2: or no? Hit to the Hducky Big Shows Instagram story
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  Speaker 2: and we'll have the results for those.
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  Speaker 4: What about you, kezy Yes or no?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, I don't want bird fluid. It's pretty straightforward,
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  Speaker 2: no forward, straightforward. Here's the floor Fighters.
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  Speaker 1: Hold aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodiking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but a jet there on the Radio Hodaki Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
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  Speaker 3: past four o'clock funerals. I did the cricket commentary yesterday
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  Speaker 3: and I arrived home to discover and I talked about
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  Speaker 3: this briefly in the I think in the podcast earlier
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  Speaker 3: that I came home early after the cricket to discover
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  Speaker 3: that one of my couches had disappeared from the lounge
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  Speaker 3: and been replaced by my bedroom chair.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you have a chair in the bedroom because I.
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  Speaker 3: Like to sometimes just sit in the corner of the
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  Speaker 3: bedroom and.
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  Speaker 2: You often have you make Gary over as well, don't you?
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  Speaker 3: I do, and we can just sit there and chat.
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  Speaker 3: And I also discovered, and wasn't consulted about, might I add, yes,
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  Speaker 3: a Christmas tree in the corner. Mogi fully decorated.
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  Speaker 4: Gary the Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 3: So somewhere along the line, as I was doing the
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  Speaker 3: cricket common tare my couch disappeared, was replaced by a chair,
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  Speaker 3: and also the Christmas tree, which I think is peeking
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  Speaker 3: way too early in my view. This was in the
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  Speaker 3: corner of the room, fully decorated.
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  Speaker 2: The day you're supposed to get your Christmas tree, is it? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: the start of December.
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  Speaker 3: I would have thought a week out from Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: For those of the Seen Jays just tried to say
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  Speaker 2: the word week and they had so much spit in
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  Speaker 2: his mouth here to pull out of it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: did no December first.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that I said, okay, well, fure enough.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday we put up our Christmas tree, just out of curious.
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  Speaker 2: Are you running a real cant I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: We run real ones.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, same here, and I must sit mat.
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  Speaker 3: Waking up this morning and walking into the lounge, the
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  Speaker 3: smell of pine very nice. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. Sure that you didn't have to walk
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  Speaker 2: into the lounge to smell that with that honky you're running.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just lying in bed and down the
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  Speaker 3: into the lounge.
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  Speaker 2: My entire house smells like pine now because you've got
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  Speaker 2: to carry it in, which means getting pine needles throughout
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  Speaker 2: the entire house somehow. Then we've got to move it
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  Speaker 2: to four different spots and then sit back on the
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  Speaker 2: couch and decide where it should go. Sure you've got
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  Speaker 2: to wire.
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  Speaker 3: We have the corner of the room and it's always
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  Speaker 3: in the corner of the room. And that's it done
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  Speaker 3: and dusty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, this is only the third time we've
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  Speaker 2: ever put one up, and every year we've been moving
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  Speaker 2: it around. But I am a massive fan of Christmas trees.
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  Speaker 2: You are, because it really changes the whole look at
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  Speaker 2: your house. The whole smell of your house is got lights.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning you walk out, you flick the light switch on,
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: and we've got some few other lights and things, and
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  Speaker 2: it makes the house feel really fisted, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: hey man, the year is almost up.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't affect your asthma.
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  Speaker 2: No, Pine's fine, okay. Plus I haven't had asthma in
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen years, right, yeah, although you wouldn't know it
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  Speaker 2: I listening to the show.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: When are you getting your Christmas tree? Mogie?
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  Speaker 4: Well, we're having this fighting and weird that we all
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  Speaker 4: had the same discussion on the same day, except you
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  Speaker 4: guys acted on it. My feeling was that we would
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  Speaker 4: have bother because we're going to be going away right
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  Speaker 4: the family, and that was quickly rebuffed by both my
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  Speaker 4: five year old daughter and my wife, because they pointed
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  Speaker 4: out and probably feely, that we've got three weeks to
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  Speaker 4: go before we go away, so should probably have a
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  Speaker 4: Christmas tree in the house. Sure, So I guess we're
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  Speaker 4: getting one of those at some But I love a
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  Speaker 4: Christmas tree as well, and I love the I love
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  Speaker 4: the pine ones too, They're cool way that Edmund? Is
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  Speaker 4: it a bit of Edmond.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a trucky, so I'm sweet a trucky.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I even got on for our mates down the
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  Speaker 2: road as well. I picked up a tree for them.
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  Speaker 3: But we have a tradition because we get a Christmas
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  Speaker 3: tree from just down the road, the dairy down the road.
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  Speaker 3: They sell them and I just carry them home.
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  Speaker 2: The dairy sells Christmas tree, does it? Does?
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  Speaker 3: Bloody good ones too, the top quality.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good tradition. Who carried a home yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Well not me, obviously, I think Terry did.
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  Speaker 2: So is it Terry or Gary?
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  Speaker 3: Terry?
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  Speaker 2: And who's the one in the cutch here? Is that Gary?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: He's just a mate that comes over every now and then.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, when I'm feeling horny Big Show podcasting Pumpkins there
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  Speaker 3: How good, hey, a little bit of sporting action over
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  Speaker 3: the weekend, So let's have a bit of sports chat, sportspots.
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  Speaker 4: Spots, spots, spots, spots, boats, cloves, boats, boats, boats, spots, boats, spots, boats, boats,
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  Speaker 4: bot spots, shot.
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  Speaker 2: Blotch boats, boats, botch boats, boats, boats.
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  Speaker 3: So obviously this start off with the cricket disappointing from
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  Speaker 3: the fellows to quote that hoary cliche catches when matches.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: What cliche that that very cliche cliche catches when matches.
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  Speaker 3: We dropped a lot of catchers eight I believe made
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  Speaker 3: you're not wrong. We gave the likes of Harry Brook
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  Speaker 3: who was a very very talented player. We dropped them
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  Speaker 3: five times. He got one hundred and seventy. That, my friend,
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  Speaker 3: was pretty much the difference in the Test match. Of
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  Speaker 3: course it was so that's it done and dust it.
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  Speaker 3: You can't knelt down to the English.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have.
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  Speaker 4: You can't have it that we get twenty chances to
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  Speaker 4: bat and your opposition gets twenty eight chances to bet. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: you never get a word no. You know, it was
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  Speaker 4: outrageous and disgraceful and there goes their opportunity to be
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: involved in the Tests Championship, which it was a real shame.
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  Speaker 3: Well and also it was a barmeter for us of
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  Speaker 3: you know, because after the sensational series victory against India
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  Speaker 3: in India.
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  Speaker 4: Where we fielded beautifully.
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  Speaker 3: We fielded magnificently and it was like, okay, so where
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: are we at as a team.
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  Speaker 2: That's super confusing and we got.
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  Speaker 3: Pumped and that's disappointing in our home territory. Hadleyo will
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  Speaker 3: usually pretty good for us and we just got out performed.
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  Speaker 3: And I have this the reality is eng gonna have
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  Speaker 3: the wood on us when we went over there for
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  Speaker 3: the last tour, we could have won all three Test matches.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Instead we lost all three. When they came over here,
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  Speaker 3: they pumped us and we pipped them literally with the
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  Speaker 3: last ball of the Test match to win a Test match.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: But they have got the wood on us. And as
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: you say, if you're giving them twenty eight opportunities to
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: our twenty, well good night there.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they've got their wood on us. Do you
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: think Jay's question India series that we won was that
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: a fluke?
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I honestly think that India had their took their eye
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: off the ball and we're focused on Australia. Yeah, but
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: even then there was still no person that knows their
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: cricket it would ever have predicted that it was outrageous.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: You can float, you can maybe fluke one, you can't
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: fluke three.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: You see what the good thing is here though, they've
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: got a bit of a warrior situation going on where
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: they can go to India and upset India and then
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: lose it home, you know, like performed terrible.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I tell you what. Internationally there all sorts of weirdness
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: going on. Of course, this India went over to Australia
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: and pumped Australia England came over here and pump pass.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: It's just all It's.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: All over the show, isn't it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And I just think though, you will go another
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: ten years before they drop eight catches like that. That
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: was That was just weird.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: There was they got the yep.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: So moving on to the next Test and Wellington I
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: think that's Friday.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Keys Auckland Football Club.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: How they go, mate, You've got to stop throwing me
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to be the A League. I mean they won and
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I watched the game on you look there you go
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: on Saturday night. Auckland FC beat New to Jesus, hang on, man,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: who's doing the rap? Year isn't me? Or you come
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: on to go? Goals to nil, no scoring for a
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: large portion. Absolutely streamer of a volley to get that
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: first goal, and I was like, yes, Aukland FC have
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: got a bloody exciting goal to put on the highlights
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: reel because it's been a pretty terrible highlights reel. Yeah
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: they are still five and o top of the table.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And then the second goal was an absolute shocker. Yeah,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: good went past about six dudes between the guys legs
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: right and it was like something you'd say like, I mean,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: they're winning and it's great. In the first guys I
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: said was a screamer. Um, but yeah, there you go.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: This is football, jac happy man.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I believe the Phoenix had a buy in.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: The next game is against Auckland f C will be
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: at home this coming weekend.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: That is a huge game.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Mogi. Was there any douche douche over the weekend?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: No?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Three weekend? Yes, fine, he's dying to get hot. He's
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: going to look he's got himself a little hundreds and
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: thousands biscuits.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Once bastards shout out to Isaac and Blake brought in
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: a sample of Yeah, man, how good.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: It's a stroke The Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: The Hilarchy Big Show, Honker. Yes, indeed are your chance
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: to win flights and accommodation to the QMU Classic Car
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: and hot Rod Festival fellows.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: That's right happening the seventeenth eighteen, the nineteenth of January.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Good stuff, get a Jason your mayor Bassett. How's life
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: they go? There?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: You going?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, thanks mate, good week in Jason.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: You're not too bad carrying any shame with your brother, No,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: of course not.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: No shame. And tell me tell me, Jason, what do
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: you do for a crust mate. I'm a bricklayer, is
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: intimate backbone?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite brick?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus so I don't know. They're all pretty good.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: I have a favorite.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no favority.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Jason, what kind of vehicle are you running
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: at the moment.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: I've got a Ford Ranger for work, but I've also
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: got a Shelby Mustang.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Cut the home She'll be now, it's all you boy.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Well you hold on the line there and I'll pass
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: you over to pugs On and studio. But you look
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: after your good luck, mate, get a Ben house life.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Oh good fellows?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: How you doing?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thanks Ben. How was your weekend? Mate?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Ah, it's pretty you're pretty chilled.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I had my wife's bit sat today.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Ben. What do you do for a crass mate?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back man? And Ben? What are you driving at
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: the moment? Uh?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Wing rows?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Boy, man, that's a hell of the vehicle. Is that
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: what you're driving when you meet the missus?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Brother?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: No, the neling cost me the missus.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair enough.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: It's a sensible choice. Of vehicle that you've been.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Good on your ben stay on the line, mates and
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: that puck caf Ye get a Nick your man Bassett
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: house life.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Neck next wake up?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah good, thanks mate? Good. What did you get up
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: to over the weekend?
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Nick's pretty liked lost the work.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: There behaving.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah good.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: What do you do for? What do you do for
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: a crass neck?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I'm a you're.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: You're sort of driving some sort of use or something
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: like that at the moment.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I'm in the range right now.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: But we've got the N seventy seven eighteen kings was
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: packed up.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I got two of those.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got two of those. Don't make you you
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: did not have a king in the in the garage, man.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I just use that to go and pick up the
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: groceries and that that's the key we dream having a
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: king in the garage.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get a good stuff mate. How are you saving
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: one as well? Nick? And Patzan and studio Bell look
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: after you all right?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, good on your on.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Your mad Yeah, I'll tell you what a couple of
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: those fellows obviously into their cars. It look like some
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: beauties at home as it were.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: The Wing road then they said wing road how good. Yeah, Hey, huge,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: huge hour coming up, Fellers.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true. I'm going to talk a little
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: bit about Jayce. You'll remember this man, oh god, or
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: the trouble I've been having with the rubbers truck over
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: the road that came down at four o'clock in the morning.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I went out and I had a set to, trying to.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Have a bit of the old de douge. But yeah, anyway,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: someone who's just tuned in for the first time, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: don't understand what he's talking about.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I've just said the rubber truck. Yeah, yeah, sure.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: So anyway, it all came to a bit of a climax,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: as it were on on Saturday, very early morning. So
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: all about it, did you really?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what kind of climax?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: A good one.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Hold.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Ike, welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: through your Monday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: brought to you by Tilly. I would get it in you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I totally would. People said too, he couldn't run. It's
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: a year right campaign at this day and age to that,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: we say, yeah, right, I would, well, I say it,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: and Mogi says, I would get it in you and
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Jason's get it in you. Yeah, get it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what the thing about those twoy billboards,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot going on in the world
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: at the moment, Fellas. There's a lot of chaos. There's
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of anxiety and fear. It's just nice to
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: look up to one of those billboards and it's a
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: bit of a chuckle every now and then, you know
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: what I mean with the laughing. Definitely we could do
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: with the laugh and that's what they're designed for. With
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: better mind incident, Have you've got any ideas for a billboard,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: then Texas three four eight three will pass it on
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: to management and see and see where we go.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Just on this, because I've got a feeling that you
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: haven't passed any of them onto management. How many have
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: actually gone through eight eight.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: At the moment, Yeah, there aren't there. They've gone from
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: management to the drawing boards and now it just needs
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: to go through another couple of layers and that could
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: very well be publishable.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: What one's stuck out for you? What ones do you
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: think was pretty good.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh look the one keys he's wearing his wedding ring.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: That's right, yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Jasey's given up the Dories.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, that's right because you had half a
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: dorry the other.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it just on there. I can't remember Mogi's one.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Ogi's watched something other than Seinfeld.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, your slow horses. Right, hey, just look
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: us on dinners and Christmas and stuff up. I think
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: we need to start planning the Big Show Christmas party. Okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you feel about that. Also, I've
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: got a bit of development in terms of me having
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: a shout you guys dinner. Oh yeah, you know, because
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I had that half of Darry and I.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Were had an agreement that if you if you gave
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: up the darts, you wouldn't have to buy us anything.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: But because you had a dart straight away, you now
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: have to shout us all dinner. Is that what we're
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because first opportunity you got back on the darts.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're an update on there have you?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I have made Here's Queen to the.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Good one key.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: For weird noise into the microphone.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I was singing along with my didujs. That was massive
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: attack by these massive attack.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Hey fellers, you remember the issues I've been having since
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I moved into this new place that I'm that I'm
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: renting there, been there for about six months now and
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: over that long, yeah, I know, time flies, me, time
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: does fly. And what I found when I moved in
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: there was that there was a rubbish truck that would
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: come around twice a week and empty out the old
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: recycling bins, you know, the big wheelibin bastards there full
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: of bottles and whatnot, come around twice a week, and
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: to do that between the hours of four and four
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: thirty in the morning.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: That's right, And if I remember rightly, it used to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: bug you a bug.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: That's right, as it would as it would. And so
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: we're not started happening. I thought there must have something
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: wrong here, but it's sort of kept on happening. So
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: after a couple of weeks of it, I rang the
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I rang the company and I said, could you he
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: will yearn to your drivers because it's a residential So
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: if I was in the city, I'm not somebody that
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: would complain about that happening in the city. Because you're
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: in the city that's what you get. Sure this is
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: a residentiaria. So anyway, I've probably called them ten times
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: and it stops for a couple of weeks, and then
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: the driver's like, ah, no, bug I think what happens
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: is it's on his run. So you know, you have
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: all these pickups that you've got to do in such
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: and such a line, and ME moaning about it has
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: meant that he can't pick that up now till seven,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: which means he probably has to retrace his steps. So
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: that's annoying him. Anyway, it started happening again.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Can I just quick question? Is it like? It's not
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: everyone's recycle?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Bind right? It's paid for it paid for by an
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: apartment building, is what I can tell. So anyway, I
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: rang up last week because it happened again. And then
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I now will look into it, sir, and we'll sort
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: that out for you. Sure you will. And then got
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: and then again get waken up on Saturday morning, four
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: thirty in the morning, bottles smashing, and I just immediately
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: leapt out of beer, out of my beard, grab my
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: phone and went outside. I thought, bag of this, I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: going to record this, and I go walking across my
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: down the stairs out across my lawn, up the driveway,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: out onto the road to confront this dude who's been
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: told not to do it. And it's the problem with
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: it is it wakes me up and I can't go
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: back to sleep, so I'm awake from four thirty. It's
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: too early and also wakes my kid up. Yes, okay,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: now that part of it's not true, but I still
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: say that I'm not such a wilder lily. Yeah that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: guild the little thank you Jason. Anyway, I go out there,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: and another thing is I'm completely naked. I am stark
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: bollock naked. I haven't got any jendles on it anything.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: It underpands on. I am completely naked. And when I
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: when I go out, when I go out there, I'm
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to have it out with this guy
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: and he's going to feel so weird that I'm naked
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: that it's going to be a really awkward situation. But
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: as soon as I start walking across the street, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I note one that there's two guys. One of the
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: guys has taken the rubbishmen back down underneath the building,
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: and so I'm left to talk to the guy that
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: is remaining. Now, this guy is about six foot five
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: and he's also I don't know how to describe him.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I'll say, you know, there is a what would you
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: call it a there's an assumption around where this guy
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: is from that they have pretty massive downstairs operations. I
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: say that it's not racist, it's just something that people say.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Now I don't know if it's true or not.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to play this just in case though
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: the racism alarmed. Yeah, just in case that's anyway.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: So that moment and I'm now I'm automatically worried about
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: the size of my of my penis because I'm imagining
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: it's quite cold, and you and I jas we've never
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: been showers. We've always been massive graslers. So now I've
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: gone from being quite staunched and feeling quite you know,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to show this guy, not necessarily that, but
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: sure that as well. So now I've I covered my
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: downstairs up with my hand, so I've sort of lost
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: a bit of power straight away. And then I'm screaming
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: at him. I say, what's going on?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Man? You put you're smashing these bloody bottles. It's four
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: thirty in the morning.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: He goes what I said, you're smashing these bottles at
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: four thirty the morning. He goes, ha said, you're picking
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: up these bottles, man, you smashing them. It's four thirty
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: in the morning. I'm trying to get some sweep. He goes,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: You're what Anyway, it turns out this guy doesn't speak
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: any English at all. Right, So now I am just
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: a naked guy standing in the middle of the street,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: cupping his ballots where there's penis in his hand, having
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: an argument with a guy that doesn't know what I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And the guy is massive and probably is a message.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: To bag it downstairs and me and and also could
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: toes me up pretty easily.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, he had me.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Covering it every So I've gone from you know, I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: going to make this guy feel weird to feeling really
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: weird myself and a self conscious and I get nowhere
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: with him because he doesn't know what I'm talking about.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah I can't. I can't put my case across because
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: and who knows, maybe he did speak English, but can
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: I say he handled it beautifully? So it's like, yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: all right, well, yeah, okay, then the good I just
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: turned around. So you just walked back in and tail
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: between your legs, well downstairs between my legs.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I've I've got some questions that I need i need
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: answered about this. Yeah, I really do have some questions.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Because I mean the bright side is he's probably even
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: going to come past your apartment again for fear of
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the naked guy with that's right. Yeah, so it's sort
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: of a win win.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Well, we're going to find out because I think it's
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: due back again. Tomorrow is.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: OL seven, The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Kissy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: He's indeed audio slave there on the radio holed Ankie
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty two.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Now listen up. You want to win some cash cash cash?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's that? Jase? What's cash?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: It's so sort of the stuff that you used to
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: buy good sears?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Persis what else the day used to be? Yeah?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Last week it used to be singing? Yeah cool? All right, Well,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: never to know what cash is, I can explain the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: old toy naughty or nice list, which we are starting
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: in the middle.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah nice.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: It is the first of season. We've teamed up with
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: two again. This time we're going to be giving away
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: two one hundred dollars, ay, every single day for the
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: next two weeks. The next one hundred back for the
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: next two weeks. Yes, yes, it's it's two hundred dollars, right,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. That's pretty good.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: And so what do people need to do to win
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: this two hundred? Thanks mate?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: If you would like to win, you just call us
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: up on eight hundred hodarchy, tell us what you've been
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: up to, and you have to give us an example
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: of a time.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, eight hundred ho ho hod No, because that because
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: that was because red like that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You already we need to explain what I need to say.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Don't call oen hundred ho ho hodky yeah, because well
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it's Christmas though, because it'll probably go to a different
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: phone number, right, you know I wouldn't recommend that. Wow,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: well you can call it, call it we'll see. Well, look,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: the phones are like.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: So people are ragging up about something naughty or nice
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: they've done over the weekend.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Right, So you ring up and you tell us something
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: naughty or nice that you have done. Doesn't have to
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: be over the weekend, something from the whole year.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Sure, you know, naughty this year or nice.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Give us a good example of something really naughty you
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: did or something really nice. We'll get a few people
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: on at once, and then we will choose. Well here,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: and then we will choose who gets the.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Two hundred sample, so people don't sort of bagger it out.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: You give me an example, man, Well, what's something nice
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: that you did over the weekend.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: As I said earlier in the show, I delivered the
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: mates Christmas tree. Oh yeah, that's pretty nice. That's right. Yeah,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: what about you, guys?
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I want to give you two hundred for that. Well,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I confronted a man naked in the street.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's probably naughty.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: That is very nice, though, well he might have thought
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: it was nice.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe I was forced newded It was essentially street.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't have a shower.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Dy No, that's naughty.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: That's naughty.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Well that's not naughty, that's.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Just gross, especially because you said you also climax on
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Saturday dead.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: But also, yeah, it was nice and naughty, but also
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: listen on Sunday for my wife.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about it?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I made a coffee and a bowl of music with
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: yogurt and fresh berries, and I brought it into the
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: boudoir for here. So that was nice of me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You probably overboiled the milk. That's probably naughty. Right. This
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: is all thanks to RTDs. The new Volga Black Currant
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: and Vodka sour Cherry are out right now. So give
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: us a call eight hundred hodaki and we'll get three
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: people tell us whether what you've done that was naughty
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: or nice, and all decide who gets the two hundred dollars.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: And I just say that they need to be a
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: better standard than all of the examples that we've just applied.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: You there, be really good.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: It's the Darkness the.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: The Darkness there on the radio. Hod Achi Big Show
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: now naughty or nice? Thanks so our mates at twoy that's.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Right, thanks to the new two e RCDs and you
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Voga Black Current and Vodka sal Cheery out now. They've
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: given us two hundred dollars to give away every day
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: for the next two weeks, ho ho hodki. We've going
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: to have three people come on tell us something naughty
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: or nice they've done this year or recently, and we
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: will have to decide flows between us which of the
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: three gets the two hundred dollars.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Ok good ay, alexey massive backbone? How's life?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Pretty good? Things? So you fellas?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Good, thanks Alex. So are you naughty or nice? Alex?
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: I would lean towards naughty what I did over the weekend?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: What happened? Mate?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: I was I was up on a ladder paint in
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: the shed, and I took a dodgy step down, ripped
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: my pants, you know, one side to the other, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: hung the little fellar out.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: So your balls out of your pants while you're painting
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the shed?
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Anybody spot you up there? You're sicker?
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I mean I had to finish, but finish.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I tell you what it would have been. Would have
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: been a hell of a sight from down below. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: a couple of ball ors in the there?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, good stuff there, Alex.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Just hold the line there, Alex. Get a Jemma, Hou's life?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Not too bad?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Things?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: That's good?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Are you not?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Or nice? Gemma? I'm nice?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Why is that?
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Earlier in the year, my parents asked me to pick
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: them up from the airport at one.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: O'clock in the morning.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Right, So I peppily did that, but stood be waiting,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: and it was about two o'clock and the last person
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: had come through and they were not there.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I realized they.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Told me the wrong date. So then had to go
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: back the next night at one o'clock in the morning
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: to pick them up.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's quite nice.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Did you let us know?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Did you let them have it afterwards? Did you have
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: a guard them?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: No?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, too nice. Jimmy, Jimmy, have you got kids, Jimmy,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That's the least you can do
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: for you appearance, and you know what you put them through.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, all right, I tell you what. There
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: can be a bit of a ball like the old
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: airport pick uppearance while then as well get a fuzzy
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: in their Barsett house live.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Fuzzy.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah mate, Oh yeah, good, thanks fuzzy not already a
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: nice fuzzy all of the above actually joke. Yeah, we'll
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: help me.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Well, so the wife was away, so yeah, so I
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: had to go feed the chickens, right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sin's you been time? Did you feed them
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: both days?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Well? She been away for what four days? Now? So,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: but yeah, maybe fifty percent of the time.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good right, okay, And then what was the nice
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: thing you did, Fozzy?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: And so the nice thing here gave a cheated check
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: away to more mates.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry, are we talking actual sheep and actual chickens here?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Because I'm confused because these are both animals we're talking about.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I just want to clarify
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: one thing. Were they your sheep to give away?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: And they had hair peas? Oh?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: I know?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Heppee yeah, okay, all.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Right, so hang on, we're just going to make our decision.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, feelers, what do you think?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Because we've got a guy whose nuts fell out while
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: painting the ship.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: That's nice.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: That is nice. And Mogan who loves he's all over there.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I wonder if his downstairs ended up looking like a
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: plaster his radio because he was painting, wasn't he?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, You've got Jimmy who picked her parents up
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: two nights in one am because they told her the
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: wrong day. What's you're feeling on that one, Keezy? I
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: think that's quite nice, although it's, as you say, it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: the least you can do. Then you got Fozzy who
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: had to go at himself and then give away some sheep.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I wonder if he gave away the sheep as penance
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: for the having a guard himself.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: He felt guilty and he felt like you needed to
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: do something nice.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I feel like you need to feel good for having
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: a gouty.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: But I don't know how Fozzy goes about it. He
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: could be such a filthy situation. He's running there that
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: he does feel guilty about it, and he has to
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: give away eight sheep.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: He's disgusted by him.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: So I think I think maybe we go Fozzy.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Are we happy with that?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I'm happy with that. Are you happy with that? Fozzy?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: It sounds good, boys? Yeah?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Two hundred bucks.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Coming your way, buddy, congrats men, Thank you guys, No
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: worries and cheers to Radio Ho Ho Hodaki.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: That's good stuff.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Boging, that's going to catch it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: We should have thought about it years ago. If you
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: missed out. By the way, another opportunity to do this
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: tomorrow on the Big Show and every single day for
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: the next couple of weeks.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: How good He's Queen the Hurdiarchy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy Queen.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show now coming up
• 36:56
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• 36:59
  Speaker 3: and also the result of our Big Pole bird flew yes.
• 37:02
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  Speaker 2: Do it quick, though, because we'll be taking the results
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• 37:20
  Speaker 1: The Hurdichy Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
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• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to your missive backbones. Hope you have Monday's
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: going along nicely. You're listening to the Big Show, brought
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• 37:31
  Speaker 2: We would yeah, yeah, yeah, just get more and more
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  Speaker 2: to get it. You got one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Have you got one? If you wont one? Movie, got one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Just out of the fridge.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, just one, mate, Slip on mine? You want
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• 37:55
  Speaker 3: You have a hoon on Mogi's Kezy, you don't b
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  Speaker 3: on mine? Brother.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if this is what t he headed mind
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: where they agreed to become part of our show totally. Hey,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: can you tell everyone about the new the toy Billboards.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: They're back and we're like, yeah, man, meggis canna let
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: me have a hoon or.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, just just on that, just on there. Could you
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: tell everyone what the podcast outro is all about?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: The podcast outtro is bonus content. We do it daily.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: You search Ky show, you Searchy Big show where we
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• 38:31
  Speaker 2: the highlights packet. It is man Moggie puts them together,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: though it doesn't Puggy puts them together seven thirty every
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  Speaker 2: day they come out? Is this one and a half
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Moggi's no, here's a question, today's you're.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Cheating because I heard you on the commentary saying that
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: you've been off them for for eight days, which is
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: complete bullshit. I know I didn't meant to that at
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: the half Darry, did you?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: And they said, oh no, we can.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Flag bad Hoidi who said that the fellows.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Don't care about you as much as me and true
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: the fellows they are the feelers, we're the fillers.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I've been looking through Indian restaurants and I'll
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: have it a little chat to you tomorrow about I
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: found a place that I think this primo.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Right, okay, because you said you were going to do
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: that at the top of five o'clock today.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've got distracted by other stuff we did.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Actually, there's some really good stuff that came up.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you sure because it seems like it
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: was nowhere in the actual show planner for today.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I tell you what.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: It feels like. Jay's just randomly threw that in randomly
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and now it's kind of throwing the show off.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Coming up the results of the big pole, which is
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: boodfully years or no. Yeah, I'm looking forward to this
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: vibe there, Mogi.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I think people are like they like a bird flu.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I think I think we all feel the same way Jason,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: that there's too many boods.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: We're meant to do this part as part of the
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: big pot.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Just getting vibe before this is like it's a prediction, Keysy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Four on Radio jull there on the radio Holdankee Big Show.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: But right now it's time for the question today was
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: bird flu? Yes or no?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's after the news that's not a town
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: of poultry farm and Otago there had a bird town
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: of chickens. The town.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: It's devastating a lot of the chickens were plumbers backbones builders.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: And so now they've got to kill and this is terrible, man,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: a town of chickens and they're all but forty thousand
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: of them are being executed in the town's square.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, And I mean, how's.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: That town going to survivee then, because you're going to
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: have to get chickens from other towns to move down
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: there totally and sort of be able to deal with
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: the infrastructure shortages that you're going to have. Chicken butchers.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Chicken towns are struggling as it is, Mogi, you know
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: what I mean? All over the country, the chicken towns
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: are struggling also. When you butcher all forty thousand residents.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know how many residents are in
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: this town, in this chicken town. That might be it
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: might be ten percent.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's the entire population of the chicken town.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Forty thousands? So this is the
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: sort of thing, man.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: So when you go down to that supermarket in that town,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you know how many how many chickens does that supermarket
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: When you just thinking supermarket, how many chickens does that employ?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Chickens that are working on the checkout? You got the
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: chicken checkout. You got the chickens that post the trolleys,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: probably two hundred chickens weekly. Totally, all of those jobs
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: are gone and all that food's going to rod on
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: the shelves or something because it's done about it, because
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: there's no chickens here to clean it up. There's no cleaners.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what I mean, my my whole take,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: and it would be that you just cut the chicken
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: town off. You don't execute everyone, and it just becomes
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: like a leper colony, think you know what I mean.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: And you go and they'll have signs out the front going, yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: you know, you enter it your own ruce, enter it
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: your own work bird flu.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Remember the lockdown we had Humantown up here, people were
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: still finding ways to get through. You put as much
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: chicken wire up as you want, but they'll still get out.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: But that's the.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Other thing as well, because there's very few people that
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: went against it. I remember there was a couple of chicken,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: a couple of human gang members that went to KFC
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: to get some chicken, ironically, and they went across the line.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Didn't they remember that?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I remember, Well, do you reckon there's any like Chicken
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Gang members and the chicken down that might do the
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: same things.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Well, Chicken towns, you know they have people on both
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: sides of the of the economic line, don't they. You
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: have your chicken gang members, you have chickens that are
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: doing really well.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of these chickens lost family being executed on
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: the chicken.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Tell you what they do have in chicken towns. A
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: lot of tiney houses.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Anyway. The result of today's big pole which came about
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: because a chicken farm had a chicken tat positive for
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: chicken flu.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, so for bird flu to execute.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised that chicken as lethal to a chicken because
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: to me, the lethal thing about the bird flu doesn't
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: seem to be the flu. It seems more to be
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: having their heads chopped off by the humans when they
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: get the flu. When humans, when humans get the flu,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: we tend to just have a lie down on the
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: couch for a couple of days. We're all good.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: It's because we don't want it to be point from
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the chickens to us, you know what I mean?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: And as I say, I've had chicken flu and it's
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: not that bad.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's such a foo anyway, the result of the
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: big piles, I would have.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Thought hundred percent, yes, sixty three percent, that's pretty good.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: But I have no idea how many humans voted and
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: how many.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Chickens from chicken Town voted. Well, that's the thing on Checkstagram.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: So sixty three people said no.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: People and thirty seven chickens said yeah, good kill. That's
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: the big pole.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Kissy Yes indeed guns Roses there on the radio Hodarchy
• 44:03
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• 44:08
  Speaker 2: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Heez's not heavy with us Buffy here he was looking
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: at it in the reflection of the studio.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Baby Buffy enough because.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: It's been mopped forward. That's why it looks weird.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It'll be great tomorrow, fellas. Don't you worry. I got wait.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: I watched some more of Snowhorses. It is passable. I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: not at the point where it's impassable thing that you
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: can watch. And then I'm trying to watch land Man,
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  Speaker 4: land Man, land land Man.
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  Speaker 2: Random.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: It's from Taylor or Tyler Sheridan, the guy that did
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: whatever they stupid Westerners. Yellowstone. Yes, so he's the creator
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: of it, and it's got Billy Bob Thornton and as
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: an oil man in Texas. How good. So I'm all
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: about that. It's on prime video, it's just got it
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: come out. But I couldn't get it to work. So
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I was spewing, what land many going.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: To put that in the.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: You don't like the Yellowstone?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's too it's too soap opery, right, yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Fair enough. The first season two of that were I enjoyed,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: and then I went, now, this is getting stupid.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I remember they did like a survey here, I think,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: and it was the most watched TV show by our audience.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: This is probably like two years ago, the most watched
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: TV show was Yellowstone. I was like, oh, maybe I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: should watch it. Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: I started it, and some it was a tricky one
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: because some scenes you're like, oh man, this is awesome,
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: and then the next scene it'll just be the worst
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: trash you've ever seen in my life. It's just like
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: I can't yeah, I can't get through it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I watched the movie last night called Four Brothers.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Oh I know that one.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Mark, You've still got your sky.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Move Sky Movies there, mate, And you know the good news.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Is Andre Benjamin's in that as well, is a singer
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: from Outcast. Just when he decided he didn't want to
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: be a rapper anymore, he wanted to be an actor.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: But when the world found out he could an act
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, but then he released a flute album.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: And it's been nominated for a Grammy Album of the Year.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: But the great thing about the Sky Movies is that
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: we're on a new month now, so it's a whole
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: new pleasure people, because you know, you get in that
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: cycle where you see all the movies for that month
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: and you have seen that one. But anyway, you're.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Describing something that was exciting about twenty years when everyone
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: first got Sky movie, but when you haven't had it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, who has got Sky Movies? No one
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: is unbelievable talk into somebody from the past. But it
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: was one of those movies that was just stupid.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: But yeah, enjoy it. By I'm a big fan of
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Mark Wilbert as am. I I think he's great, and
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: my wife about a fear of the way through this
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: is stupid.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you and I said, wow, it is what
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: it is, darling, And I'm watching it and you've always
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: been a fan of Mark Wohlburg. Of course, who's you know? Well,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I won't get into the things that he used to do.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I was going to say something, all right.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I watched a show, you know, Gordon Ramsey, yes, Gino
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: and the other chef. Yeah, it was just one of
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: them was on his own going around southern Italy and
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: it was just on the telly on TV and Z
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: and we just watched linear TV on TV Z one
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: and it was mildly enjoyable. He took a steak at
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: the end with an old lady. It was oldly enjoyable.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: This is like good old fashioned tune in at eight
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: o'clock whatever it is and watch a dude cookies fo Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: and I really enjoyed.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: It three minutes of every sort of eight minutes.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Back in the day, my wife and I and my daughters,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: we were big in the old cooking show.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: That's so enjoyable.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Particularly what was that competition one? I can't remember Mastership
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Master Chef and all that sort of stuff. My daughter's
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: stelling to Master Chef.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Actually Australia, I do like fifty episodes or something totally.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: My mum loves it, so that doesn't make what you
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: watched less tedious. Keezy, can you watch proper stuff for
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: the TV Silver Chair?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: and Keezy White Stripes.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: There on the radio, a whole Larky Big show this
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Monday evening. We've got breaking news.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: This is breaking news?
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Did it?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Chase Hey Mogy? Yeah?
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Do you like a surfing turf?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: No? Okay, I think it's weird mixing fish with land meat?
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Do you?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I think they should be kept separate, because a surfing
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: turf is a steak with prawns on it or something,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: isn't it?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: It can be a combination of seafood and meat, So
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: it could be like a lamb chop, Yes, a starfish
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: on top of it? Yeah? Sure, why not? Actually, funnily enough,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I watched a video where a dude was eating starfish
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: the other day. Oh yes, it was very unpleasant.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Could it be like a sausage jammed in a kenner?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: That could be qualify as a surf and turf.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: The reason we ask, though, is because surf or turf
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: is something that's gonna be starting on Radiohodaki chest mates,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: that's super liquor. Two great pastimes in New Zealand swinging
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: the golf clubs or taking the odd surfboard out and
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: hitting the waves. Yeah, man, you goy surfers no actual though, yeah, actually.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: More of a knee knee boarder, but they're still surfing.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I could picture Jay Mike being a surfer. I rip
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: it out, I hang five and ten, and that's just
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: what it's always been for me.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you got the bod for it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I don't get out in the water, mate,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: but I certainly walk around with the board.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Under my arms.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: If I haven't had a curler in a month or two,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I'm hankering. You know what I'm saying.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: They're not called curlers, Okay, they're called waves Keezy.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: What that surfingacular, mate?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: It's a curl that surfing. Two. Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: So when you because when you're going through the what's
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it called you the tule the tunnel? Is that called
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: curling out of tunnel? Is it the tunnel? No?
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: The curlers above the tunnel?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, We've got a prize for those of you
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: that are drawn to surfing and those of you that
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: are drawn to golf. All right, you have to text
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: either surf to three four eight three or Turf to
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: three four eight three and you're in the drawer to
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: win either a surfboard or some brand new golf clubs
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: drawn thanks to super Licker. Definitely the golf clubs. I've
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: also got written here that if you text so you've
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: got surf or turf. If you text perf, you could
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: win a trip to Australia Perf Perf because you've got
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: surf and turf. Oh okay, I made that last part up, fellas. Okay,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. Did surf to three four eight three?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: You can win golf clubs or a surfboard and it's
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: all cheers to mates.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: It's super like atout Perf the Hold.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your man, bass is the Monday
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Show done and dusted. Quiet night for you tonight, Maggie.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: This beautiful, beautiful Sunday evening and beautiful Sydney.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: It's magnificent, isn't it?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Mate?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, will be a quiet one. Got some planning to
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: do for the coming weeks, and yeah, some stuff around
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: the house to get sorted out. So it's something to
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: sort it out, isn't there there? Mainly what it is, man,
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: is I'm surrounded by a lot of stuff, a lot
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: of stuff. It's not my stuff, yes, but it's just stuff. Yeah,
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: and it doesn't do wonders for my mental health just
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: seeing all the stuff line everywhere. You talk about physical things, yeah, yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: crap that gets accumulated in your house, but you don't
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: want to be there. But everyone else is sort of
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: defending it with their lives.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I came home from the cricket yesterday. One of our
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: couches has gone right, and there's a chair there from
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: my bedroom in the lounge with the Christmas tree.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? Well, well, what's wrong with it?
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: The couch has gone the couch. Conversation about that, I said,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: where did you put the couch?
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: And you said, just on the deck there. Oh, so
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: it's on the dick.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: It's dick couch.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I've got a dick.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: It's funny you say that because I've just been seeing
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: a text message today four photos of in now completely
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: rearranged lounge. When some things are going to be sold.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Have you got another couch? Is the one you sit
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: on to watch your stolen's going? Okay? Cool? So you've
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: still got a couch? Yes, okay, just making sure what
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: are you up to your keys to figure out if
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: you're overreacting or not. Tonight, I'm having dinner with my
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: wife and having a chill one to be honest, fellas,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: hopefully get home fast enough after the show to go
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: for a nice walk around the block for the sunset.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: You're a year of backbone.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: For what that is. It's nice, It's really nice.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: You enjoy it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: It's good man, Thank you? What are you doing, Jason?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Just chilling.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Right anyway?
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Make sure you listen to the podcast. Also check out
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: our Instagram account. Make sure you tune in tomorrow. Think
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I'd say you see nothing a doozy. I can feel
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: like all us until then.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: See you later, yeah
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: H