Latest / Privycast / Ep. 48 Blue Shop Towel with Jason Powell
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- 0:02When somebody asks you to sit facing them in a stall.
- 0:06Yeah, number one, having a one on one while somebody's sitting on the toilet.
- 0:12No, that's not even the
- 0:17Welcome back to Privy and hopefully for real.
- 0:22Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from this week, my church's bathroom.
- 0:30And I'm joined this week, I have my companion flyer.
- 0:34I'm joined this week by uh Jason Powell.
- 0:37Jason, ah how are you?
- 0:40I'm good.
- 0:40What's up, everybody?
- 0:41Happy to be here.
- 0:42I'm excited.
- 0:46Yeah, you could only see the...
- 0:52Yeah, the setup, the studio is quite literally a single stall that I've just propped open and put a comfy-ish chair, probably not as much as I wanted, but just really plopped one
- 1:06in.
- 1:06And so the configuration is really me sitting on a toilet with no topper with my pants on.
- 1:13Thank Jesus.
- 1:15well, well, and this is me.
- 1:18I set this up.
- 1:19This was not Jason, but it is just sitting facing me.
- 1:24It's a good spot.
- 1:25I like the chair.
- 1:27I'm glad your pants are on.
- 1:28are also...
- 1:30I also have my pants on, so...
- 1:32things that need to be said in a bathroom.
- 1:36So Jason, uh you just got off work.
- 1:38I really appreciate you swinging by and probably taking plenty of grief for being on a podcast about bathrooms, let alone letting people know that we'd probably be sitting in a
- 1:52bathroom to do it.
- 1:56No, it's good.
- 1:57Uh, yeah.
- 2:01Does, uh, cool.
- 2:03All right.
- 2:04Nevermind.
- 2:05Um, so, uh, one of the things that, and Jason has a story, I'm going to get to that in a little bit, but, um, Jason, tell us a little bit about like who you are, where you come
- 2:15from, history with bathrooms, like all those things.
- 2:19Just.
- 2:20Well, I'm a normal guy, I guess.
- 2:25I grew up here in Oregon.
- 2:27About the only place I've ever been to.
- 2:33So that's pretty exciting.
- 2:37I farm a lot, so I have used the bathroom outside a couple of times.
- 2:41Perfect.
- 2:43Not this year, but it's been done.
- 2:45So like when you say outside, you're saying just like in the bush.
- 2:50Yeah, sometimes.
- 2:52Yeah.
- 2:52I mean, it's like you're out in the middle of the field and you're like, boy, I guess this can't wait another six hours.
- 2:59Yeah, so that, you know, so you're on a tractor in this situation and you're like, you're just out in the middle of the field.
- 3:06Yeah.
- 3:06So the safest thing to do is before you leave to do this in the morning or whenever is to grab something.
- 3:14Usually my go-to is the blue shop towel roll.
- 3:17Um, and you just kind of leave a full roll in your cab all summer and you just kind of, I mean, you can use it for whatever and you just pray that it's not for the exact thing that
- 3:28we're just talking about kind of a deal.
- 3:31You ever.
- 3:31You ever are you ever out in the field and you go to do the blue shop towel roll job and you see somebody else's previous job?
- 3:41No, have never, I've experienced ah what I thought was that on the edge of the field, but never like, I mean, and I've seen, I've been there while other people are like, hold the
- 3:51fort, give me the blue shop towels, and they just take a hike, you know?
- 3:56It's like, well, that's...
- 3:58Those blue shop towels are actually like, they're pretty comfy on the backside, I imagine.
- 4:03Like, they seem like they've got pretty good amounts of stretch.
- 4:09we've got church toilet paper right here.
- 4:13Michael has upgraded our beloved janitor.
- 4:17But yeah, blue shop towel's probably not bad back there.
- 4:20No, they're good for just about everything you'd want them to be good for and things that you don't want them.
- 4:26I mean, it's good to have them.
- 4:28Yeah, it's just they're all in all.
- 4:30It's part of their sales pitch should say that they can and should be used as toilet paper instead of your socks, shirt or otherwise.
- 4:37Oh.
- 4:38Man, because you know someone has...
- 4:43oh Yeah, I've seen the shirts that have the cutoff sleeves and I'm like that's because of why I think right and they're like, yep most definitely and it's like
- 4:51So you and I have a mutual friend, we're just outing people now, the Dominy crew.
- 4:58They regularly roll up with cutoff t-shirts, sleeveless cutoff tees.
- 5:04And I'm wondering now if they know that that's code for I might have had to do this.
- 5:11I don't know.
- 5:12I've never asked.
- 5:13I've never...
- 5:13and I refuse to tell them.
- 5:15just...
- 5:17All the farmers are like, you did it and we know it.
- 5:25And they're like, no, it's 4th of July.
- 5:26We're ready.
- 5:28Wow.
- 5:28Well, that's fun.
- 5:31Blue shop towel.
- 5:32I'll never look at blue shop towel the same way ever again.
- 5:34look at it as toilet paper.
- 5:37Actually, there was a kid this summer that worked for us and I was like, I handed him one single sheet and I'm like, you have to use this all summer for everything that you think
- 5:44you're going to use it for.
- 5:48He's like rinsing it out and to...
- 5:50He's like, man.
- 5:53It's like falling apart.
- 5:54man, dude.
- 5:57Yeah, my only like I always associate that blue shop towel with like oil oil spill cleanup like that's yeah, feel like my uncle used that for
- 6:06Yeah, probably.
- 6:07They're pretty good for oil rigs.
- 6:09Yeah.
- 6:10And so actually one of the questions I had for you and you kind of already answered it.
- 6:14So do they make tractors with toilets inside them?
- 6:17um I'm not not that I'm aware of and like yeah, I mean if they did that'd be cool But I have personally never like they got one sort of fridges in them they probably have one
- 6:28with a TV in it I mean like they have computers in them but like all kinds of stuff and I'm like, what are we doing?
- 6:34the most practical thing we need in this bad boy is
- 6:38Right, well, I mean, and they can easily just stick in like an emptyable tank.
- 6:42You can can flush it later.
- 6:44For sure.
- 6:47But I imagine there's something to the experience of like.
- 6:50yeah, and it's not like you don't have anywhere to hide.
- 6:53mean if you're an attractor like you just parked that You know don't go on the traffic side of things ever or on the house.
- 6:59I mean come on There's always a back corner Come on unless if it's real bad.
- 7:04I mean
- 7:05And if I need to take this out for your employer's sake, I don't want you to get in trouble.
- 7:11But have you ever peed off the like you're in the tractor, have you ever peed off the edge just without getting down, perhaps even while it's moving?
- 7:21Not, no, I don't know.
- 7:23It's always full stop.
- 7:24Yeah, it's always, I mean, it's safe, better safe than sorry.
- 7:29I have peed off of all kinds of stuff.
- 7:32Yes.
- 7:32Never, never in the workplace.
- 7:34I'm always safe.
- 7:37Because that would be the worst time to fall.
- 7:40Yeah.
- 7:40also the worst time for your boss to roll up on you.
- 7:43It's just
- 7:44Especially if you're moving.
- 7:45He's like, hey, what the heck?
- 7:46That tractor's moving.
- 7:47What's he doing?
- 7:49Wow.
- 7:51Man, that would be a wild sight.
- 7:54Pete off the side of the tractor.
- 7:55That's a no.
- 7:57And so are there maybe noobs do the job that they walk all the way back in every time?
- 8:05Or is it just too much time consumed?
- 8:08I think it depends.
- 8:09uh Yeah, I have experienced guys being like, I got to run all the way back to the warehouse.
- 8:16Not usually in the tractor, but if we're out doing something.
- 8:19I've experienced that at a couple of different places that I've worked.
- 8:22And it's just like, man, you're a dude.
- 8:24We're out in the trees.
- 8:25Come on.
- 8:27Number two, that's cool.
- 8:29But if you're just taking a leak, come on,
- 8:32Nature is handing you a bath.
- 8:34Yeah, you should have been taught this as a kid.
- 8:36Like, that's basics.
- 8:38goodness.
- 8:40So when you're out and about on the uh job, you're using blue shop towel, when you're at your home or just regular indoors, what type of toilet paper are you using?
- 8:54mean, whatever's handy, I guess.
- 8:57Sometimes the blue shop tells.
- 9:03But we can't, you can't flush it.
- 9:05I don't know.
- 9:07I wouldn't, I guess.
- 9:09I don't know.
- 9:10Never tried.
- 9:11Oh my gosh.
- 9:13But I imagine that it does not flush as good as what's meant to be flushed.
- 9:18So don't, don't.
- 9:20And if you do, don't tell them I told you to.
- 9:24Oh man, so you don't like, mom's probably buying
- 9:30yeah man, like yeah, it's like Charmin or something.
- 9:32don't know.
- 9:33Hey, yeah, you're good.
- 9:34Yeah
- 9:35beautiful bears.
- 9:36They take care of you
- 9:39Yeah, it's extra soft.
- 9:42To me it seems extra, I mean it's like, oh wow, this is nice.
- 9:46It's better than the industrial church grade.
- 9:51Is it the same?
- 9:53Yeah, we've upgraded but it's still a work in progress.
- 9:57We used to have just unbearably rough and so I would have preferred the blue shop towel.
- 10:07Well, blue shop towels are pretty soft.
- 10:10Yeah.
- 10:10Yeah.
- 10:12And so when you're when you're going for the toilet paper, blue shop towel or otherwise, are you a folder or a crumpler?
- 10:21Oh folder.
- 10:22There's no reason to crumple.
- 10:24That is.
- 10:25Crumpling's madness.
- 10:26Like, yeah.
- 10:28It seems like...
- 10:30I don't find that to be helpful in any way.
- 10:32I don't see how that would be helpful.
- 10:34Right.
- 10:35Because when I look at a crumpled up wad of paper, I don't think I could use that to wipe something.
- 10:42Yeah.
- 10:42Absolutely not.
- 10:43It's like a pine cone kind of situation, you know?
- 10:46Yeah.
- 10:50Too many.
- 10:51There's too many ridges.
- 10:52uh
- 10:54that's not doing a good job either.
- 10:57Right.
- 10:58Yeah.
- 10:58OK.
- 10:59Well, that's good.
- 10:59I feel safer being in the bathroom right now, knowing that you're you're a folder and not a crumpler.
- 11:09So then inside the bathroom, other kind of one of my things that I is going to be a longstanding thing.
- 11:17And I ask I've asked everyone that I've ever talked to is, are you a liquid soap or uh a bar soap man?
- 11:26Uh, most of the time liquid, so...
- 11:29Liquid soap, very good.
- 11:31And what's your brand of choice slash is it just anything that gets you clean?
- 11:37Because that's kind of where I'm at.
- 11:38Yeah, it's the good stuff.
- 11:40Whatever's there and handy is the good stuff.
- 11:43Yes.
- 11:44Yes.
- 11:46Good.
- 11:47I'm feeling safer already because the thing the thing about bar soap is like if I have somebody over to my house and I'm like, yeah, you know, you need to take a shower.
- 11:58Get in there.
- 12:00Liquid soap is safe.
- 12:01Yep.
- 12:02But if they're if they're doing stuff with the bar soap.
- 12:07a bar soap is touch places.
- 12:09liquid soap only touches one time.
- 12:12Let me tell you, it's a lot better.
- 12:14safer.
- 12:16That's all I'll say.
- 12:19Plus, it's a lot harder to drop your liquid soap.
- 12:22If you drop a bar of soap, it just goes flying to God knows where, and you're just sitting there helpless.
- 12:28Yes.
- 12:29Yes.
- 12:29And it's Yeah.
- 12:32And well, and I'm I'm taking showers kind of like trying to be incognito usually before 5 a.m.
- 12:39And it's like if I knock something off the shelf, I'm rolling the dice if I'm putting kids back to sleep.
- 12:44Like it's like, no.
- 12:46Have I ruined everything with my clumsiness?
- 12:50So, yeah.
- 12:51Liquid soap.
- 12:53yeah.
- 12:54Yeah.
- 12:55And how are you on baths?
- 12:56Just.
- 12:58I know man, it's uh like, I mean, I understand that they're relaxing and everything and like, I mean a good soak never hurts but I would personally shower and then, then, then
- 13:14bathe because I don't want to just like be a stew.
- 13:17Yeah.
- 13:19And I think that's, to me that's the only acceptable bath response.
- 13:25Because yeah, you're exactly right.
- 13:27Otherwise, you're stewing in it.
- 13:29I'm nasty about 90%.
- 13:34And the other 10 % you're like in the process of getting mad.
- 13:38That's the right before the right before the shower or like the right after the shower before I get nasty again.
- 13:43Yeah
- 13:45I feel like you've described just about every guy in some way or another.
- 13:51but but farming is hard work, hard work, you know, build up for sure.
- 13:57Inside the bathroom, do you have any bathroom pet peeves?
- 14:01Like things that people do that are just when you walk in and you find it, you're like, come on.
- 14:11When somebody asks you to sit facing them in a stall.
- 14:15Yeah, number one, having a one on one while somebody sitting on the toilet.
- 14:20No, that's not even the worst.
- 14:22ah man, the worst is like just somebody gets water all over the sink or like somebody, you know, there's this water, like they were in the shower or something and they get water
- 14:34like on the floor.
- 14:36Clean it up.
- 14:37Yes.
- 14:37You have a towel.
- 14:38You have, you know, there's towel, there's extra towels even in our bathroom at least.
- 14:42And I'm sure everyone has at least one spare just in case.
- 14:47if, if you're making a mess, you know who you are.
- 14:50Like, I don't know, man.
- 14:51There's always, it's always like, man, we water everywhere.
- 14:55I risk my life.
- 14:56Yeah.
- 14:56Just walking in the bathroom and like, if you're getting hair everywhere, clean it up please.
- 15:02Cause it's not me.
- 15:04Yeah, yeah.
- 15:05So you so then without saying it you have you share a bathroom space with female people.
- 15:13Yeah, yes.
- 15:14Yeah.
- 15:16And as yet the hair just is everywhere.
- 15:19And I'm with you.
- 15:21You know, if it came off your body, you got to deal with it.
- 15:24That's just
- 15:25I always clean mine up.
- 15:26Yeah.
- 15:27I know I lose a lot
- 15:28Yeah.
- 15:29Dude, mine is the beard trimming.
- 15:32Like, realize it's just all over and I'm like, OK, the wet rag, like soak the rag and it's like, OK, here we are.
- 15:40We've we've tidied it.
- 15:41But with the water on the sink, I was going to say my roommate in college, he would just soak it.
- 15:46And I don't I don't think he listens.
- 15:48Maybe he does.
- 15:49If he does.
- 15:50Hey, what's up?
- 15:50You know who you are.
- 15:53But he would just make a lake.
- 15:55And I'm like, guy.
- 15:58Why?
- 15:59I'm dressed and ready for school.
- 16:02And now I'm wet because I leaned up against the thing to brush my teeth and it's just the whole front soaked.
- 16:07And another thing that doesn't happen anymore, like it happened whenever we were kids a lot, people do leave pieces of toothpaste, like, you know, like it kind of like falls off
- 16:16their brush or something like it's just like, I'm like, oh, why?
- 16:21Why didn't like it's in the sink already.
- 16:23You just wash it.
- 16:24Like, come on.
- 16:25Yeah.
- 16:26I haven't seen that happen in a long time in our house, but it's like, come on.
- 16:30Now I got to deal with this too.
- 16:32I think I have committed that sin.
- 16:37And I know I have because my wife regularly is just like, hey, it's get the green stuff.
- 16:44It like just and I, you know, I don't
- 16:48Yeah, there's just nothing like either coming into water like woofy on your sink or you get in and there's hair and you just say, boy, this is auspicious.
- 17:04Yeah, those are great.
- 17:08Water everywhere is such a fair thing to say, though, because you even noted this.
- 17:14It's also just kind of like a safety hazard.
- 17:17Yeah.
- 17:17it's on the floor like people might slip on that.
- 17:21Like I've almost slipped getting into well no I have slipped getting into the shower once like I don't know it wasn't I don't know man it was just like one time I'm getting in and
- 17:31I just like feel my foot start to go and I'm just saying well God I guess today's the day huh?
- 17:41Thought I was gonna make it to the weekend but I guess a Monday will have to do.
- 17:46gosh.
- 17:47uh Well, speaking of showers, I'm going jump down.
- 17:51I have a few questions regarding showers.
- 17:55I'm happy to give definitions on these because sometimes definitions are needed.
- 18:01have you ever taken a dark shower?
- 18:04Lights on?
- 18:04No lights on.
- 18:05Yes.
- 18:07So if you have a way of doing it safely, the dark shower is a game changer.
- 18:16I don't know.
- 18:18We started doing it in college and it's just like no lights on.
- 18:23It's it's relaxing.
- 18:25I think it's the closest thing I'll ever get to being in one of those like sensory deprivation things.
- 18:30But yeah.
- 18:33So that's a no.
- 18:35Have you ever have you ever taken the orange shower trick where you eat the orange like an apple inside the shower while you're showering?
- 18:43No, I don't think I've eaten anything in the shower.
- 18:46At least not recently.
- 18:48Perfect.
- 18:49Yeah.
- 18:51I definitely have eaten a popsicle in the shower recently.
- 18:54Okay, well I've had plenty of drinks in the shower.
- 18:57Yes, perfect.
- 18:59Lots and lots of different sodas and sometimes just water if you're dehydrated.
- 19:03Yeah.
- 19:06A good fruit flavored beverage in the shower is just like, boy, this is nice.
- 19:09Let me take a drink of this grape soda.
- 19:12know, it's just.
- 19:15Especially if it's cold, because then your inside is cold, but your outside is warm.
- 19:22Hey, I might be I might be sampling that one soon.
- 19:28Yes.
- 19:29Oh, like, yeah, you feel it all the way down.
- 19:42how the mint has gotten places where you didn't think it could.
- 19:46Yeah, it's weird.
- 19:48But we all know what I'm talking about.
- 19:50We've all experienced something like that.
- 19:52Yeah, similar.
- 19:54So this next one can be hypothetical if you want you don't have to admit anything if you don't want to but um Have you ever and if not that would you ever waffle stomp?
- 20:07uh and what this is is it is the technical term for when you can't you got to poop in the shower and So you just do it and then you just kind of stomp it
- 20:22to get it to go down the drain.
- 20:25you
- 20:29I can say that I have not done that.
- 20:34Because I would just get out and go.
- 20:37I mean in our house it's not too far away.
- 20:40So even if it was like boy I have to go right now.
- 20:43I would even leave the shower running if I needed to.
- 20:47I don't care.
- 20:48I'm never...
- 20:50Yeah that is never good idea.
- 20:52I don't care.
- 20:55uh And then I guess the follow-up is this is another option you've already said you're just gonna get out but there's a Demographic of people that actually like have and it's a
- 21:07thing you catch it like you poop and catch it and then you just kind of like in the in the toilet from within the shower and I don't know what people's Apprehension is just to get
- 21:18out of the shower.
- 21:18Like you've said but more than one way exists
- 21:24to get people going to the bathroom without getting out of the shower.
- 21:31So that, it's just.
- 21:35No, if you can't get out, you need to put a bucket or something in your shower.
- 21:42Come on.
- 21:43Yeah.
- 21:47Hey, we're talking.
- 21:49We're closer to that than toilets and tractors in my scientific opinion.
- 21:55Right.
- 21:56Yeah.
- 21:57So and there's a bigger market, you know.
- 22:00Yeah.
- 22:00Unfortunately.
- 22:01You just make it the bathtub or whatever twice as wide and then you just build the seat off the side of the inside of the shower.
- 22:09I like that's essentially what they got going on.
- 22:12But the problem is if you make a loud noise everyone in the house hears because it just echoes.
- 22:20Yeah, just right off.
- 22:22It's bad.
- 22:24And if you don't believe me, open your curtains or your shower next time you're in the bathroom and just say something in there because it's bad.
- 22:32It's an echo chamber.
- 22:33Yeah.
- 22:35Man.
- 22:36Well, and I feel like that's the setup they have on like in like camper trailers and some of the smaller ones.
- 22:42Like they put the toilet inside the shower area.
- 22:45I may be wrong on that.
- 22:47Maybe tiny house people.
- 22:48I don't know.
- 22:49I've never seen one like in like in the shower.
- 22:52It's like kind of really close like
- 22:54It's got to be tiny house people.
- 22:56I'll take any chance I get to just kind of narc on some tiny house people.
- 23:02What a world.
- 23:05So uh one of the last questions that I have and then I can't wait to hear this story is is what like eating establishment does you the dirtiest like just fouls you up.
- 23:20Oh man.
- 23:22I don't know.
- 23:24Probably like Domino's or dude Domino's is bad.
- 23:30Like sometimes like I would say it fluctuates like the other day.
- 23:36That's where my story comes in handy.
- 23:38That I have to say is that was food from somewhere else.
- 23:42I think I think that's what happened.
- 23:45But it was no good.
- 23:47But yeah like
- 23:50Like Taco Bell's not too bad.
- 23:52Once in a while, it can hit pretty hard.
- 23:54But it's kind of like the equivalent of like coffee where it's not like I'm like, man, I got to go right now.
- 24:00it's like whenever I do go, it's like, well, this is different than usual.
- 24:04There's been a noticeable change.
- 24:06Yeah, not like the kind of where you know, you gotta pull in.
- 24:11Yeah.
- 24:12I think that's it.
- 24:13think like for me, know, Domino's, I'm still hung up on that.
- 24:19I don't know, man.
- 24:20Some pizzas are just like, oh man, it's.
- 24:23Maybe the cheese, I don't know.
- 24:25Yeah, or like just the amount of grease.
- 24:27Yeah.
- 24:30Cause like there's like James gang, man.
- 24:33Oh, that.
- 24:36It's in Lebanon.
- 24:37Okay, so this is like a local P.
- 24:39yeah.
- 24:40Yeah, they have really good pizza, but like the next morning.
- 24:46And like somehow I always forget and I'm just like, man, you know, it's like, man, I can eat a whole family size pizza from this place.
- 24:54And then I wake up in cold sweat.
- 24:58What have I done?
- 25:00James place?
- 25:01No.
- 25:01James gang?
- 25:02James place.
- 25:03James gang.
- 25:04I'm going to have to.
- 25:05Yeah.
- 25:06I've never had it.
- 25:10Local local pizza places are always going to be a stronger.
- 25:14uh
- 25:16it's a lot of fun.
- 25:18And so I am now that I know it has something to do with food problems.
- 25:25ah Yeah, I'm
- 25:27pretty sure.
- 25:32Friday night, I ate a pretty good sized burrito on my way home, which is not totally abnormal.
- 25:41I eat a lot of food and I eat a lot of big burritos.
- 25:46mean, I'm a big guy.
- 25:47So, so Saturday, I got up and I went to breakfast with somebody from my church and
- 25:56whenever I got home, it was the usual like, I kind of don't, whatever, got to get some of this out of my system, no big deal.
- 26:05And then I decided to hang out with my girlfriend.
- 26:08So she came over and a little while later I was like, okay, no, I got to go to the bathroom again.
- 26:13And so I went and did the deed and it was really embarrassed to come back in.
- 26:18I'm like, boy, this doesn't happen very often.
- 26:21Usually I take care of business.
- 26:22Then we hang out.
- 26:23Then whenever we get done, I can go back.
- 26:26to be in the Barbarian.
- 26:29But that's not even the worst part, man.
- 26:32I told my brother I'd come hang out at his house.
- 26:35So we loaded up our stuff.
- 26:36I took my quad up there to ride it and stuff.
- 26:39man, we're like most of the way up there and it just hits me again.
- 26:43And I'm like, oh man, I'm like, oh.
- 26:46Like, and I'm like, well.
- 26:47There's red.
- 26:48Yeah.
- 26:49I'm like, just starting to sweat.
- 26:50Like turn it off the heater.
- 26:52Cause it's way too hot, dude.
- 26:53I'm like, are you hot?
- 26:54I'm hot.
- 26:55I'm just like turning it off.
- 26:57That's coming from internal.
- 26:59Yeah, and like we get there and he's kind of got a long driveway and they're like back at the barn and I'm like, oh crap, you know, like so I drive down there and I'm like, Hey, is
- 27:08your house open?
- 27:08And he's like, yeah, kind of weirdly, you know, cause they're like, everybody's down here.
- 27:13And I'm like, where's your bathroom?
- 27:15Cause they just moved in.
- 27:16So like, haven't had a tour, right?
- 27:19I haven't had a tour and I'm like, where's your bathroom?
- 27:21And he's like, well, as soon as you walk in the door, it's kind of on the right.
- 27:24And I'm like, good enough for me.
- 27:25Like, at least I know I'm with you to the house it's on.
- 27:28So I kind of like I didn't run or anything, but I was like, man, I just it was close.
- 27:34Like I was just like, he's like, I'm pretty sure there's toilet paper.
- 27:37I'm like, don't worry.
- 27:38I don't ever start without knowing.
- 27:40I don't ever start without knowing for sure that there's going to be something there.
- 27:45I'm pretty sure, I mean, you made it, but man, pretty sure is a scary statement when you're on your way.
- 27:51Yeah, was like, oh man.
- 27:54And then I get back and he's like, you doing all right?
- 27:56And I'm like, I'm good now.
- 27:58oh, just out of nowhere too.
- 28:02It was like a rounded corner or something.
- 28:04And it's just like, hey, guess what, buddy?
- 28:07And I'm like, well, it's only five minutes from here.
- 28:09I hope that's not.
- 28:12It's taking corners and hills faster than I've ever taken them.
- 28:17We have to get to established places.
- 28:19like, oh yeah, and you can't tell your passenger no matter who it is.
- 28:23don't care who it is.
- 28:24You don't just tell them like, so I'm about to die.
- 28:27Hang on to the steering wheel because I'm just going to open the door.
- 28:31But I didn't have any blue shop towels in my pickup.
- 28:34That's it.
- 28:35That's it.
- 28:38If only the blue shop towel had...
- 28:42Yeah, it was a successful drop and then I made it back to have plenty of fun for the rest of the afternoon.
- 28:50It you don't realize how how like what a game changer that relief afterwards because like you you can go do anything after that.
- 29:00It's just like I'm
- 29:01was set, yeah, ready to rock and roll.
- 29:04I never let it get in the way unless if it's real bad, then you can't really do anything.
- 29:09if it's like you try not to think about it, but all you can feel is just your body saying no, we're done.
- 29:17That's no good.
- 29:19Yeah.
- 29:19Oh, man.
- 29:21Well, I'm glad you made it.
- 29:24if I had been going literally anywhere else, I don't know.
- 29:29I mean, my brothers are cool, you know, they've had they've been there too.
- 29:32So it's like, whatever.
- 29:33But I don't know.
- 29:34I wouldn't do that on the way to a friend's house.
- 29:37I would just been like, sorry, I got to stop by the store or something like that.
- 29:42I don't know.
- 29:43I'm gonna grab a snack.
- 29:44Yeah.
- 29:45I'd rather hit a park bathroom like that than a friend's house for sure.
- 29:49man.
- 29:49I yeah.
- 29:51Well I that was great.
- 29:53I love that.
- 29:55I there's a there's a rest stop on I-5 that I would always hit because it's like I'm on my way back from entering and it's like clockwork.
- 30:04My body says hey it's time rest stops coming and you're moving about 45 mile an hour because everybody's trying to go home and it's just like God knew that I needed this rest
- 30:17stop built here because
- 30:19Yeah, I've used it so many times.
- 30:21But wow.
- 30:23Well, thank you for sharing.
- 30:27I know I was like man.
- 30:27I'm not gonna have anything really and then it's just like Saturday happens and I'm just like, oh man Something is really Wong.
- 30:35oh
- 30:38Where was the burrito from?
- 30:42Uh...
- 30:43Home?
- 30:44No, no, he was from...
- 30:45The pause I was like, or is it like incriminating here?
- 30:49m
- 30:50no it was from it was from Rigoberto's and usually I don't have any problems there like but I tried something new big riggy because because I'm you know, I once in a while I try
- 30:59something new and I don't know It was a buster.
- 31:04And I've heard nothing but good things from Rigoberto.
- 31:07Oh yeah.
- 31:08yeah their food.
- 31:09Oh man.
- 31:10It's just like it's this is not an advertisement, but their food is good.
- 31:15Yeah Yeah, and there's like I don't know their cousins own the place in Lebanon yeah, that's Tony's yeah, so I get food from both places Usually it's all good like just the
- 31:29normal whatever but for whatever reason Saturday was different and I was like, oh man
- 31:37I don't.
- 31:38I definitely don't think it counts as like the thing that messes you up the most unless it does it more than two or three times.
- 31:44Like, yeah, once you once you're on books with it, it's like, hey, I don't know if you and I can do this.
- 31:49Yeah.
- 31:50Yeah, willing to scratch it off the will go to list.
- 31:57I still love every word that'll do it to me though man, it's just like, I just...
- 32:03Yeah, I still, man, it's just like, I don't even care.
- 32:09my goodness, um Well, uh I'm a scrub at ending podcast things So these are all the parts that usually get Dubbed out and you get to see behind my shameful curtain of figuring how
- 32:22to stop things.
- 32:23Um Is there anything you want to leave folks with?
- 32:29This was a ton of fun like I've been listening to this thing for all the episodes so as soon as I was you were like man we should record one I'm like yes at last and everybody I
- 32:46told was just as excited as me if not more I mean at first you know I'm like it's about bathrooms and like well that's kind of weird I'm like wait just hear me out okay like it's
- 32:56not
- 32:57It's not as weird as you might think.
- 32:59It's pretty normal.
- 33:02That's a conversation I've had so many times once today with my pastor as I'm like pastor Ben's he's great but it's it's always funny when I Can I use the church bathroom to record
- 33:16because I need a bigger space ah Yeah, I even told him I said I could have had him over to my house into my home bathroom but I felt like it would have been weirder and And he and I
- 33:26are he's like is it weirder?
- 33:29than using the churches.
- 33:31I'm like, I don't know.
- 33:31We're not going to ask these questions now.
- 33:33But well, I appreciate you being here.
- 33:37If you want, I don't know if you're still playing a lot of video games, medium amount of video games, but.
- 33:43Yeah, once in a while, couple of times a week probably.
- 33:45Somewhere in there.
- 33:47Go check his stuff out, it's fun stuff to watch.
- 33:50Yeah.
- 33:51He's too good for me.
- 33:53I'm a scrub.
- 33:55I know, I've just been playing farm sim a lot now, I'm just kidding.
- 33:58I have a buddy he buys the new farm simulator every year every
- 34:02Yeah, it's like the same kind of person that buys the NFL game.
- 34:05Yep.
- 34:06Like it's like, come on, it's the same game.
- 34:09Yeah, he buys it every year.
- 34:10I'm like, what's different?
- 34:10Because it's got different tractors.
- 34:12I was gonna say, I will admit that we do have the newest copy in our house.
- 34:17And it's like a competition, you know?
- 34:19It's like my brother will be playing, I'm like, well get off so I can get something better than you.
- 34:23It's like, you you just spend all your money to buy a better tractor than them just so you can, you know?
- 34:29That's so good.
- 34:30That's so good.
- 34:31Well, thank you for being here.
- 34:36As always, I'm going to do the shameful behind the curtain.
- 34:40Leave us a rating review or do whatever.
- 34:42I'm not going to do too much of that right now.
- 34:43Send us an email, privycast at gmail.com.
- 34:48I don't know all the other things are, but I do know this.
- 34:51have to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of Bar Room Ballet as our intro and outro music.
- 34:57You can find Kevin music at incompetech.com.
- 35:02His music is licensed under Creative Commons license Attribution 4.0.
- 35:06Thanks, Kevin.
- 35:08This has been another episode of Privy.
- 35:10Thanks so much for joining us.
- 35:12Thank you for being here.
- 35:13Oh, yeah.
- 35:15And now, as always.
- 35:20Don't forget to flush.