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Johnjay broke into a car and it's all on video · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: I need everyone's attention paying eyes on me. I had
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  Speaker 2: a very detailed story to tell you, guys, something that
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  Speaker 2: happened to me yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I had the.
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  Speaker 2: Opportunity to go do a little hyperbaric session, right and
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't eaten all day, and I went and I
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  Speaker 2: did a hyperbaric session. I get out of the hyperbaric session,
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  Speaker 2: and there's a there's an exit that you can leave
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  Speaker 2: out of hyperbark and I've never gotten out of that
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  Speaker 2: exit before.
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  Speaker 1: I usually go through.
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  Speaker 2: The lobby for the door someplace you go to all
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  Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, yeah, but but I always go out,
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  Speaker 2: and they had the back exit open.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through the back exit. I go to
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  Speaker 1: the back exit and I go.
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  Speaker 2: To my car and I hit the key, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know how the noiser key makes unlocked the door,
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  Speaker 2: and it's faded kind of I'm like, oh, no, batteries
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  Speaker 2: kind of dying. And I had it replaced before, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, and the car won't open. My car won't open.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's that yeah, And I hit the trunk button
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  Speaker 2: like I thought, and I carry I was carrying my
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  Speaker 2: backpack and I was carrying my my water jug, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, at least I could put this in the
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  Speaker 2: trunk so it wouldn't open, So I had to go
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  Speaker 2: back in. I drop off my back and the water
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  Speaker 2: and I go back to my car and I know
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  Speaker 2: you can take apart the key.
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  Speaker 1: You guys ever seen that before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you hit this little button right here, actual key,
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  Speaker 2: and this little metal device goes in the car, and
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  Speaker 2: you should be able to do it. So I do
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  Speaker 2: that and I can't. There's no I can't find the hole.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to get the hole in the handle.
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  Speaker 2: So I call the dealership service department and it's getting
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  Speaker 2: kind of hot, and the service department guy tries to
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  Speaker 2: walk me through it. He's like, there's this little thing
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  Speaker 2: you got to pop off the handle. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I pop off that. I almost remove the whole handle
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  Speaker 2: and there's a little hole. I stick the key in
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  Speaker 2: there and I'm turning it turning. It won't open, and
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  Speaker 2: the guy goes, that's really strange.
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  Speaker 1: It won't open.
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  Speaker 2: I go I'm still and it won't open. So I go, hey,
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  Speaker 2: he's trying to help me, and I'm like, hey, his
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  Speaker 2: name is Thomas.
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  Speaker 1: Thomas. I'm just gonna hang out with you. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: There's got to be the video on YouTube. Then I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 2: I know I have a spare key at home. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: I can call my son to come bring it over.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'm like, do I call it tow truck?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: How how bad is this? Right? And it won't open.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the.
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  Speaker 2: YouTube videos, three different YouTube videos, and how to do it?
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  Speaker 2: I do it exactly like it says, and he won't open.
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  Speaker 2: So I go back into the hyperbaric place. I take
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  Speaker 2: they take apart my key and the battery. There's a
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  Speaker 2: little silver battery, a little circle and it says it
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  Speaker 2: says two three zero two. He goes, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: they have one at AJ's. It's a grocery store. Go
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  Speaker 2: to the AJS that you could buy one of those
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  Speaker 2: there oll replace for your batteries clearly dead.
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  Speaker 1: So I go.
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  Speaker 2: I go to AJS. I just buy one little battery
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  Speaker 2: for like four dollars. There's a long line. I gotta
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  Speaker 2: wait in the check and this lady cuts right in
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  Speaker 2: front of me with a thousand things in a grocery cart.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm waiting and waititing, but she looks at me
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  Speaker 2: and I'm holding up a little. I'm like, hello, little bait,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta wait, and I wait and I wait, and
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  Speaker 2: then right when they're almost done, this guy goes, I
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  Speaker 2: can open a b lane for you. So I go
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  Speaker 2: to the lane and I handed my battery and the
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  Speaker 2: guy goes. It's just like him going. He's tapping all
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  Speaker 2: the buttons forever forever, Like I guess.
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  Speaker 1: He was one. I think I have a log in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he's logging in, he's doing whatever, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: waiting and waiting. I buy.
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  Speaker 2: I buy the battery, and I'm walking back to my
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  Speaker 2: car and there's a guy I know. His name's Nico.
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  Speaker 2: He's got this black, huge, black gas youving. He's backing out.
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  Speaker 2: I see my trainer. The hypereric people are outside, and
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  Speaker 2: I see my car. The trunk of my car wide open,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what's up? And they go, why is
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  Speaker 2: your trunk open? And I look and there's a car
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  Speaker 2: exactly like mine parked on the other side of that
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  Speaker 2: black issue identical to my car.
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  Speaker 4: No, you were trying to break into someone else's car.
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  Speaker 2: I opened. I was trying to break into someone else car.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't my car. And I had been there forty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes. And then and then I look at I'm
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  Speaker 2: like boo boop boop, and I'm like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I get into my car. My car starts right up,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my And I look over this
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  Speaker 2: guy's car. His handle's dismantled, all the pieces. I have
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  Speaker 2: pictures of the pieces. I took pieces of it because
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna set it to my wife, go look
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  Speaker 2: at it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't figure out this car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna put
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  Speaker 2: this guy's car back together. He comes out of hyper
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  Speaker 2: barrick whoever this guy is because I'm putting up and
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  Speaker 2: then and then I'm like a criminal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like trying to erase my finger friend.
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  Speaker 2: Impossible music, and everyone's looking everything.
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  Speaker 1: Rims are different, The rims are different. I don't never
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  Speaker 1: look at my arm. It's exactly the same car. I'd
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  Speaker 1: never seen the exact same car as mine.
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  Speaker 2: It was, But because I went out that other door,
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  Speaker 2: that was the first car I saw. If I would
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  Speaker 2: have got out the lobby, I would have seen my
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  Speaker 2: car first, but this black SUV was between.
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  Speaker 1: I felt so stupid. Did you get it all put
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  Speaker 1: back together.
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  Speaker 2: I got it all, put it back together. Did you
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  Speaker 2: return the battery for four dollars? No, I still have
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  Speaker 2: the battery home. Then when I back out and I
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  Speaker 2: start to leave, my trainer was there. He's waving, hey, wait,
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  Speaker 2: wait wait, I look, he's got my backpack and he's
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  Speaker 2: got my water bottle. I left my ever left everything
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  Speaker 2: in there. It was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: It was everybody knows you were getting in the wrong car.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody knows. It was so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to post a picture because then one of
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  Speaker 2: my friends who she was showing up her husband at surgery.
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  Speaker 1: He was in hyperbert.
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  Speaker 2: She pulls up and she's she couldn't believe it, so
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  Speaker 2: she took pictures of the moment it happened. So she
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  Speaker 2: took a picture of me standing in front of the
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  Speaker 2: wrong card. But I want to show you, guys. They
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  Speaker 2: just they just so you get an idea of how far.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be so mad if somebody took apart my door
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  Speaker 3: handle for no reason.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but you kind of.
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  Speaker 1: This is my key thing.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is everything falling apart, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: and then here's it was so stupid. This is me
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  Speaker 2: standing in front of the wrong car looks just like
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  Speaker 2: ye does look.
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  Speaker 1: Your car.
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  Speaker 4: Your car is more unique. I've actually tried to open
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  Speaker 4: the handle of I mean there's ten thousand million white
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  Speaker 4: Teslas out there, so I mean several times I'm like
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  Speaker 4: in the grocery store parking lot, but it's not and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the heck? And then I look two
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  Speaker 4: cars over, but like you took it one step further,
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  Speaker 4: like literally dismantling.
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  Speaker 2: The worst part for the whole thing was the text
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  Speaker 2: from the service guy. Hey man, you ever get your
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  Speaker 2: car figured out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Awkward?
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  Speaker 3: Like I was reading somewhere like let's say a big
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  Speaker 3: maker like Toyoa. There's all only like seven different unlucky coads,
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  Speaker 3: so you could have gotten the right code just by
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  Speaker 3: one out of seven.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been driving this cargo.
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  Speaker 2: It's really nice in here, all these options. Anyway, it
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  Speaker 2: was this funny, embarrassing story we could all relate to
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  Speaker 2: break it into the wrong car