Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Bougie Brits (RHOLDN Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancam and came
- 0:06Speaker 1: riche Edge.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
- 0:14Speaker 2: in a Pop with myself.
- 0:15Speaker 1: And Teddy Mellencam. What are you doing? You're wigged out today?
- 0:20Speaker 1: I'm lid out.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Say you know, I wanted to fee a little fancy
- 0:23Speaker 3: with my sweats.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Look at me.
- 0:25Speaker 2: I have the air conditioning on like sixty eight degrees
- 0:28Speaker 2: because when I got out of the shower today I
- 0:30Speaker 2: put castor oil all over my body.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Oh, are you trying to deliver a baby? No o, yeah,
- 0:36Speaker 1: I didn't drink it. Deliver a big shit is what
- 0:39Speaker 1: you deliver? No. I sometimes just like it's so good
- 0:44Speaker 1: for your skin.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I have really dry skin because I have like
- 0:48Speaker 2: thyroid issues, So I just put all over my body
- 0:51Speaker 2: and then it absorbs.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I think it might ruin my sweats, but whatever.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Well, it's definitely going to ruin a spray tan if
- 0:57Speaker 3: you have one of those.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I don't spray tan.
- 0:59Speaker 2: I am, And it's so funny because I felt this
- 1:01Speaker 2: way for a very long time.
- 1:04Speaker 1: If I have a.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Base color, which is not very often, I can spray tan.
- 1:07Speaker 2: But if I don't because I have so many like
- 1:11Speaker 2: freckles and spots.
- 1:13Speaker 1: And all that kind of stuff on my skin. It
- 1:16Speaker 1: grabs onto it and it makes it look worse and
- 1:19Speaker 1: it's starting to happen to me now.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Okay, so now people are acknowledging that, and there's something
- 1:24Speaker 2: that's in the chemical that tans you. And if you
- 1:27Speaker 2: guys know of one that doesn't have that chemical, send
- 1:31Speaker 2: it my way, let me know, because it just makes
- 1:34Speaker 2: my skin look worse. So what I use is wes
- 1:37Speaker 2: Moore Beauty on mine. This is not to add people.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Wes Moore is not paying me.
- 1:40Speaker 1: I wish they were, because I know we talked about wes.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Moore Beauty so much that why haven't they even sent
- 1:46Speaker 3: me a jar?
- 1:47Speaker 2: Well it was I know, I always order mine. Professional
- 1:51Speaker 2: makeup artists use it if you don't have a tan.
- 1:54Speaker 2: It comes in so many different colors. You just brush
- 1:56Speaker 2: it on your legs, but it will They say it
- 1:58Speaker 2: doesn't transfer, but if you it too much on, it
- 2:01Speaker 2: will transfer.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Or maybe you're not letting it dry long enough because
- 2:04Speaker 3: it does say you're supposed to give it like fifteen
- 2:06Speaker 3: minutes of a dry time. I have a feeling you're
- 2:08Speaker 3: putting it on and then putting your clothes straight on
- 2:10Speaker 3: right after.
- 2:12Speaker 2: It's on my it's on my center console of my car.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Solicious for it that way the arm rest. Yeah, it's
- 2:20Speaker 1: like he can't, but it's amazing. It's just with white
- 2:26Speaker 1: you have to be careful.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Yeah, because if not, if you have a white dress on.
- 2:30Speaker 3: I've had that where I started sweating a little bit. Yeah,
- 2:33Speaker 3: and then the combo is real nass.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Sally Hanson's was my go to four years. The leg spray,
- 2:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah, are they?
- 2:41Speaker 1: I think I still have that.
- 2:43Speaker 2: I used to use this foundation if I was filming
- 2:45Speaker 2: and I had to go swimming or something, because it doesn't.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Come off like you have to scrub that shit off.
- 2:50Speaker 1: But it's it's good. That one's good too. So last
- 2:55Speaker 1: time I saw you was with Zach. Yeah, last time
- 2:58Speaker 1: I saw it was with Zach. Well.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Now, Zach and I are best friends, and he loves
- 3:03Speaker 2: a good voice.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Note. So I get a few of those day and
- 3:06Speaker 1: they're about three months long, and so they're much longer
- 3:09Speaker 1: than my voice.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Yes, and he apologizes constantly, and I'm like, it's cool.
- 3:14Speaker 1: I am old. I can't see I'd rather hear your voice.
- 3:18Speaker 1: I feel like You've yelled.
- 3:19Speaker 3: At me multiple times for sending voice notes, So now
- 3:22Speaker 3: I feel.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Like it's because there was a time when that's all
- 3:26Speaker 2: you did, and I was like, oh my god, here
- 3:28Speaker 2: we go again all day long.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Now I can you believe I don't voice note anymore
- 3:34Speaker 1: because you don't know how that's what it is. You
- 3:37Speaker 1: can't remember that part of your memory. It'll come back. Yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 1: And I'm not waiting for that.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Day, Yesse, you wait, I'll be sending you novellas of
- 3:48Speaker 3: like my current day situations again.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Okay, So you know that little game we played at
- 3:53Speaker 2: iHeart and Burbank like that walk this way for this
- 3:57Speaker 2: one and walk this way for that me, you and
- 4:00Speaker 2: Zac played it. Yeah, why didn't I walk towards Doctor
- 4:03Speaker 2: Drey instead of Jesse?
- 4:05Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 4:07Speaker 2: I watched it myself, and I'm like, is there something
- 4:10Speaker 2: wrong with me?
- 4:11Speaker 1: I don't even know doctor Dre? But why did I? Sorry, Jesse,
- 4:15Speaker 1: I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe I'm you
- 4:17Speaker 1: were thinking rich honey.
- 4:18Speaker 3: But also I just saw a picture of doctor Dre
- 4:21Speaker 3: with another girl, not Michelle.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Oh my god, at NOBU.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that he was with another girl, like
- 4:29Speaker 2: walking somewhere.
- 4:31Speaker 3: He's always in Malibu. This time he's walking. The girl
- 4:33Speaker 3: is not Michelle.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Well it doesn't mean he's Is he holding hands with her?
- 4:38Speaker 2: Is there like something going on there?
- 4:41Speaker 3: I have a feeling his go to date place is
- 4:44Speaker 3: Nobu Malibu, so he takes all his chicks there. I mean,
- 4:48Speaker 3: that's what I'm guessing, because I think it's the same
- 4:50Speaker 3: paparazzi because they did a side by side of him
- 4:54Speaker 3: with Michelle and him with this other.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Girl at the same place. It looks like the same place.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Oh lordy, lord lord.
- 5:00Speaker 2: So I did not end as you know, I did
- 5:04Speaker 2: not end up going to Janet's birthday party.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Sorry, Janet.
- 5:08Speaker 2: I was just the drive to la especially at eight
- 5:11Speaker 2: o'clock and night, it's just too much for me unless
- 5:13Speaker 2: I'm staying out there. And you know, Eddie's out of town.
- 5:16Speaker 2: He's going to be home today, but I have the
- 5:19Speaker 2: dogs take care of ye and you know he's priority.
- 5:22Speaker 2: But happy birthday to Janet. Did I see that you
- 5:26Speaker 2: hard launched the Valley Man on your Instagram?
- 5:31Speaker 1: For one, I did not hard launch him. Matt did.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Matt posted him without your permission.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Might as well have been without both of our permissions
- 5:42Speaker 3: because we were both at this point in time, we'd
- 5:44Speaker 3: already been like partying.
- 5:46Speaker 1: For like hours before we even went to Janet's.
- 5:48Speaker 3: We went like, I just need to tell you how
- 5:50Speaker 3: the night progressed. We started out the night going to
- 5:54Speaker 3: a Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Then we go to Janet's where it's like you play games.
- 5:59Speaker 1: It was really spread out. So Dave and Busters, we
- 6:01Speaker 1: can say it now.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Yeah, but we go to David at a birthday party
- 6:05Speaker 2: at Dave and Busters.
- 6:06Speaker 3: Which I just don't mean to brag, but I won
- 6:08Speaker 3: at ski ball, which I mean, I just beat tickets
- 6:13Speaker 3: Vallet Guy, Matt and George. But I want to know
- 6:17Speaker 3: what's really depressing about this Dave and Busters.
- 6:21Speaker 1: It doesn't print out your tickets.
- 6:22Speaker 3: It just puts it on a little card, so you
- 6:24Speaker 3: don't feel that validation of just like tickets pouring out
- 6:28Speaker 3: at you.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Yeah, well, welcome to twenty twenty six. Yeah, so that
- 6:33Speaker 1: was that.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Then we went to like a dive bar next to that,
- 6:38Speaker 3: and that's where that video that Matt was.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Like, so you basically started out at four pm, at
- 6:44Speaker 2: five thirty pm, okay, start out five thirty pm.
- 6:48Speaker 1: So then we're at the we have fun.
- 6:50Speaker 3: At the Valley party, which is funny Exuce with the
- 6:54Speaker 3: Valley Guy, Matt and George.
- 6:57Speaker 1: And it's not from the valley. Who's from? How weird?
- 7:02Speaker 1: Can we just say his damn name?
- 7:05Speaker 3: No we can't, even though we tagged him in the post.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Well we by we, I mean Matt tagged him in
- 7:11Speaker 3: the post.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Oh shit, I missed that. I missed the tag. I
- 7:15Speaker 1: could have went down a rabbit hole. Is he private?
- 7:17Speaker 1: I don't think he's private. Oh, by the way, how
- 7:20Speaker 1: do you get the name Valley Guy?
- 7:22Speaker 3: Because the first day we ever talked about him, I
- 7:25Speaker 3: couldn't remember which town he was from, so I just
- 7:31Speaker 3: said Vallei Guy.
- 7:33Speaker 1: So Valley Guy. Yeah, you met his parents.
- 7:38Speaker 3: I have not met his parents. I have met his cousins,
- 7:42Speaker 3: his cousin cousins. He's met the kids.
- 7:47Speaker 1: He met your kids, Yes, he met the kids only.
- 7:51Speaker 3: But this is a pretty funny story. Before Janet's party.
- 7:54Speaker 3: This is like probably a week before I'm on a
- 7:57Speaker 3: date with Valley Guy, and Slate, unbeknownst to me, had
- 8:01Speaker 3: turned on my location again because she likes to stalk
- 8:04Speaker 3: where I am at all points in time. So we
- 8:07Speaker 3: had gone to eat out where he lives, which is
- 8:11Speaker 3: not to the valley, and then we had come back
- 8:14Speaker 3: into town and we were just like killing time just
- 8:17Speaker 3: driving around his car like talking because it wasn't like
- 8:19Speaker 3: I was going to bring him in the house, and
- 8:22Speaker 3: so we were just like having a good time talking
- 8:25Speaker 3: all through and Sino where I live, and all of
- 8:28Speaker 3: a sudden, Slate calls. I answer on speakerphone and she's
- 8:31Speaker 3: like hey Mom. I'm like hi, and she's like, why
- 8:34Speaker 3: are you just driving around? And see now a stalker?
- 8:40Speaker 1: Like you are such a stalker. What do you mean?
- 8:42Speaker 3: And she goes, are you with She doesn't call him
- 8:45Speaker 3: Valley Guy, she calls him his name, but she's like,
- 8:47Speaker 3: are you with Valiye guy?
- 8:49Speaker 1: And I'm like yep. And then Cruz's like, just bring
- 8:51Speaker 1: him in, Wow, just bring him in, and so I'm like,
- 8:55Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Okay, So so they know Edwin's girlfriend.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Yes, they know Edwin's girlfriend, Edwin's Girlfriend's daughter, they know.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Okay.
- 9:04Speaker 3: So then we like pull up to the house and
- 9:06Speaker 3: I can tell he's a little bit nervous, and I'm like,
- 9:09Speaker 3: here's kind of the thing that I have to be
- 9:11Speaker 3: straightforward with you about like, I'm like, this is no pressure, Like,
- 9:14Speaker 3: if you want to drive away right now, you totally can.
- 9:17Speaker 3: I'm like, but I don't lie to my kids.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Anymore anacause like well, like once I.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Almost died and like had to make so many different
- 9:24Speaker 3: excuses about like how long until I was going to
- 9:27Speaker 3: be better out of the hospital, chailing good, Like I
- 9:30Speaker 3: just I can't do that to them, So if they
- 9:33Speaker 3: figure something out, I'm going to be.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Honest with them.
- 9:36Speaker 3: So I was like, if you're not comfortable, just pull
- 9:39Speaker 3: away and I'll walk in and I'll face the music
- 9:41Speaker 3: by myself. But if like you're comfortable, then come on in.
- 9:45Speaker 3: And he did, and he was really cute, like played
- 9:48Speaker 3: football with Cruise and like laughed with Slate.
- 9:51Speaker 1: He's not much older than Slate, right, oh my god,
- 9:54Speaker 1: he's thirty wine bitch, thirty who oh my god, thirty one?
- 10:00Speaker 1: But no, Slay said this, Slay goes. Here's the thing, mom,
- 10:04Speaker 1: I can live with it. He's cute. I know in
- 10:07Speaker 1: my heart. I know from you telling me he has.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Thirty one years old, but he does not look thirty
- 10:13Speaker 3: one years old because he has facial hair.
- 10:16Speaker 1: And I was like, thirty one year olds have facial hair.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I understand what. She's a kid, so she's used to like,
- 10:23Speaker 1: if you're young, then you have no facial hair. Well,
- 10:25Speaker 1: facial hair does make guys look older. I think, yeah,
- 10:29Speaker 1: So I mean that happened.
- 10:31Speaker 3: Then he went with us to the party and the
- 10:33Speaker 3: first person we see at David Busters is Laala.
- 10:37Speaker 1: And you know, Laala has zero filter. Who I love Lalla, Yes,
- 10:41Speaker 1: love love love. She walks up and loud enough for
- 10:44Speaker 1: Valley Guy to hear.
- 10:44Speaker 3: She goes, Oh my god, are you dating him?
- 10:52Speaker 1: Yep? And she's like, good for you, yes, queen or
- 10:55Speaker 1: whatever she said. I was like, oh my god, she's
- 10:59Speaker 1: away with her. Yeah, she knows. And I mean I
- 11:02Speaker 1: just I chatted with her.
- 11:03Speaker 3: I chatted with Michelle, I chatted with Janet. No, who
- 11:08Speaker 3: didn't chat with me at all, even though she was there. No,
- 11:10Speaker 3: who didn't pull me for a chat?
- 11:12Speaker 1: Who Arianna? Oh she was there, she was there.
- 11:17Speaker 3: I don't know what I did to piss her off,
- 11:18Speaker 3: but like she walked right on by me, right on
- 11:22Speaker 3: by huh.
- 11:24Speaker 1: And I was like, what did I do to piss
- 11:25Speaker 1: her off? I love Love Island? Wow? Well yeah, she's
- 11:29Speaker 1: on how sistace too? She makes a little cameo.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Yeah, she does make a little cameo, but I was wondering.
- 11:33Speaker 3: I was like, oh god, well anyways, so anyways, we
- 11:36Speaker 3: leave to Invanbusters Eleve. Round ten o'clock, we go to
- 11:39Speaker 3: a dive bar and at that point in time, that's
- 11:42Speaker 3: when Matt's like, this is how we could do the
- 11:45Speaker 3: hard launch.
- 11:46Speaker 1: And he's like, both of you guys look really cute.
- 11:48Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what happened, but all of a sudden,
- 11:52Speaker 1: I know that it's up on my.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Instagram and said, yes, yes, yeah, okay, that's what I figured.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Yeah. So then but then the story continues on.
- 12:05Speaker 3: So then we post We're all, you know, we're hanging
- 12:08Speaker 3: out at this dive bar.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Then we decide we're hungry again. Did you know that there?
- 12:13Speaker 1: I know you don't like Taco Bell, but there is
- 12:15Speaker 1: a Taco Bell in La with alcohol. Yes. I knew
- 12:19Speaker 1: you were going to say that.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Yes, I saw it on TikTok or something like that
- 12:23Speaker 2: or Instagram.
- 12:24Speaker 1: And you go in there and you like sit down
- 12:26Speaker 1: like a fountain thing. Yes, yeah, like a slurpie.
- 12:30Speaker 3: It's like a Slurpee but with alcoholic and like you
- 12:32Speaker 3: get your own little box of food.
- 12:35Speaker 1: So like Valley Guy went and picked out food for
- 12:37Speaker 1: the four of us. He brought it all down like
- 12:39Speaker 1: I was like, I'll try whatever, as long as you
- 12:41Speaker 1: did not drink one of those. Yes I did, and.
- 12:44Speaker 3: Then became best friends with the person sitting next to
- 12:46Speaker 3: me to the right.
- 12:47Speaker 1: So AnyWho we do this.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I've now become infatuated with this Taco Bell because you
- 12:53Speaker 3: know I love Taco Bell. And Matt and George we
- 12:58Speaker 3: all are getting ready to leave it, and Matt or
- 13:00Speaker 3: to get to leave within seconds because they weimo they
- 13:02Speaker 3: have a freaking Weymo waymos won't drive dancy Now.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Well I wouldn't get in a Waimo ever.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like and so within like ten seconds
- 13:11Speaker 3: of walking out, it's like that, and George it says
- 13:14Speaker 3: like on the little top of the thing, and I'm like, meanwhile,
- 13:16Speaker 3: I'm still futzing around with my trying to get an
- 13:19Speaker 3: uber and Valley Guy is going to the bathroom inside.
- 13:25Speaker 3: All of a sudden, this.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Girl comes up to me and she's like, hey, and.
- 13:29Speaker 3: I've assumed I wrongly assumed that she knew who I was.
- 13:33Speaker 1: No clue, but she's like, you.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Want to come to a party with us, and I'm like,
- 13:38Speaker 3: don't tell me you went no, But I was like
- 13:41Speaker 3: starting to worry about you. I was like, I'm actually
- 13:44Speaker 3: waiting for the guy, like I'm just trying to like
- 13:46Speaker 3: prove that I'm there with somebody else, because now I'm
- 13:48Speaker 3: seeing multiple people like come up to me, and I'm like,
- 13:54Speaker 3: I'm like, this is like some kind of a pact,
- 13:56Speaker 3: this is some kind of a cult.
- 13:58Speaker 1: They're coming in to get me.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Well, they're trying to steal you, and they kidnap you
- 14:01Speaker 2: and they sex traffic you.
- 14:02Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking was gonna happen. So then
- 14:05Speaker 1: as soon as I said.
- 14:07Speaker 3: I'm with the guy I'm dating, I hear the girl
- 14:10Speaker 3: on she has a walkie talkie that goes into the
- 14:13Speaker 3: Taco bell restroom and she's like one two one two
- 14:16Speaker 3: ten four ten four Alex just calling to see is
- 14:19Speaker 3: there a guy in the men's restroom.
- 14:22Speaker 1: He's tall, it's crazy, and.
- 14:26Speaker 3: I can hear Valley guy go tell her I'm coming.
- 14:30Speaker 3: And so then he like walks out.
- 14:32Speaker 1: And what was the point of all that, I don't know.
- 14:34Speaker 3: There was honestly ten guys and ten girls standing around
- 14:38Speaker 3: me in this circle trying to get me to go
- 14:40Speaker 3: somewhere with them. And the reason, the only reason that
- 14:42Speaker 3: I knew that thing was going awry. I thought we
- 14:45Speaker 3: were just chatting while I was waiting for the uber.
- 14:48Speaker 3: Is this girl like who was chatting with me? And
- 14:49Speaker 3: I was like, wow, she's really pretty.
- 14:51Speaker 1: She goes ha ha, and then she was missing teeth.
- 14:55Speaker 1: That's scary. Yeah, but all's well. That ends well. The
- 14:58Speaker 1: night ended.
- 14:59Speaker 3: The next day, Valley guys like my dms are blowing up.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I'm like, I didn't think about this aspect. It's like,
- 15:08Speaker 3: I need to keep you hidden so no one else.
- 15:10Speaker 1: Trying to world.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Maybe, oh my god, should we get into headlines?
- 15:25Speaker 1: Yes?
- 15:26Speaker 2: Okay, Well, according to reality blurb Real Housewife Atlanta contracts
- 15:30Speaker 2: are out, Shamia is out, Kelly will return, and the
- 15:35Speaker 2: network wants Nini back. Ninie and Kelly were offered contracts,
- 15:40Speaker 2: whereas Shemiah was not. I don't know if I believe
- 15:43Speaker 2: this filming is set to start in three weeks and
- 15:47Speaker 2: Andy denies the rumors.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like it's a little early. I just
- 15:51Speaker 3: feel like it's a little bit early early.
- 15:54Speaker 2: But also I don't see Shmi being out unless she
- 16:01Speaker 2: wants to be out.
- 16:03Speaker 1: She's a big part of that show.
- 16:05Speaker 2: And when Andy was at Newport Beach the Little Film
- 16:11Speaker 2: Festival whatever, he got an award at a couple of
- 16:15Speaker 2: months ago, somebody asked that what we see Nini, and
- 16:19Speaker 2: he says he actually thinks the cast is great, just
- 16:23Speaker 2: like it is.
- 16:25Speaker 1: So I don't.
- 16:25Speaker 3: I mean, I would feel like if he was hinting
- 16:29Speaker 3: around at her coming back, he would have said something
- 16:32Speaker 3: more positive me too, yeah, like because you know Nini
- 16:37Speaker 3: heard that and probably was like, what No, But I
- 16:43Speaker 3: mean I'm happy where this group is too, But.
- 16:47Speaker 1: I would come back. I wouldn't sneeze at Nini coming back.
- 16:50Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are assuming that there's
- 16:53Speaker 2: no moving forward with Shemia and Portia.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Yeah, but then there's also the flip side where let's
- 17:00Speaker 1: see him move forward.
- 17:02Speaker 3: If they are able to move forward, then we're going
- 17:05Speaker 3: to have some more juice to talk about.
- 17:06Speaker 1: But like, sometimes you do hit a.
- 17:09Speaker 3: Point where like there is just like a standstill between
- 17:13Speaker 3: the cast and there's nowhere to go, trust me.
- 17:15Speaker 1: I know, yeah, So, but I mean you guys work
- 17:17Speaker 1: through it. I try to.
- 17:20Speaker 2: So this comes from Queens of Bravo on Bravo, Andy
- 17:23Speaker 2: on Radio Andy. Andy discusses the recent casting rumors about
- 17:28Speaker 2: Atlanta and says they're not true.
- 17:31Speaker 1: If you want a preview.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Of next season of Atlanta, look at this cast. This
- 17:35Speaker 2: is the group. We love this group. We're very happy.
- 17:40Speaker 1: So this, you know, ties into what he said at
- 17:44Speaker 1: in Newport Beach.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean I wouldn't expect him. I wouldn't
- 17:49Speaker 3: think that he's lying. Like if Nini was coming, he'd
- 17:51Speaker 3: be like, well, we're in for surprise, but who knows
- 17:54Speaker 3: what it is.
- 17:54Speaker 2: But I love our group Chat and people that are
- 17:57Speaker 2: not on reality TV that's in our group Chot that
- 18:01Speaker 2: are like, there's no way there's no way that Shimbia
- 18:05Speaker 2: and Porscha can come back together. There's no moving forward.
- 18:08Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes there is.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Well, we'll just have to see. Yeah, we're just gonna
- 18:15Speaker 1: have to say.
- 18:16Speaker 2: And I always say bullshit, I don't believe it, but
- 18:18Speaker 2: then sometimes sometimes it's true.
- 18:21Speaker 3: I mean, Wendy, how long until you think we actually
- 18:23Speaker 3: really find out?
- 18:26Speaker 2: Well, their last episode is airin and then they have
- 18:30Speaker 2: three reunions. I don't think until well after the reunion.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean we're just gonna have to see. Yeah,
- 18:38Speaker 3: we're gonna have to see this. Next one is pretty funny.
- 18:42Speaker 3: So Brittany Cartwright reveals that Jack's faked a partnership with
- 18:46Speaker 3: smart Water on Instagram.
- 18:48Speaker 1: This is too good, This.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Is like, this is gold din, this is amazing, This
- 18:53Speaker 3: is so Jax Taylor. The company DM Britney saying they
- 18:57Speaker 3: have no affiliation with Jax Taylor. Then Brittany just goes
- 19:01Speaker 3: on to post about it, so she's like, Jax Taylor.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Faked a brand deal.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Clip is from when Reality Hits with Brittany Cartwright. So
- 19:08Speaker 3: she talks about it on her podcast.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Okay, so basically, if you didn't see the post, Jacks
- 19:13Speaker 2: is pretending that he's doing a sponsored post for this
- 19:17Speaker 2: water company and he's holding the bottle and da da
- 19:19Speaker 2: da da da SmartWater. Jennifer Anderson is the one that
- 19:23Speaker 2: promotes this, like sits your ass down. So people are
- 19:27Speaker 2: assuming now that he's with the publicist or whatever she is,
- 19:31Speaker 2: that he's trying to help his image to think that
- 19:34Speaker 2: he's good enough that his ask could get a brand deal.
- 19:40Speaker 3: Well, then Jacks released receipts about the offer, but apparently
- 19:44Speaker 3: they were AI.
- 19:47Speaker 1: But up I can't yes, so not? Oh my god.
- 19:51Speaker 2: So this was their publicist and now he's dating her,
- 19:56Speaker 2: and that's the advice she's giving him.
- 19:59Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if that's the advice she's
- 20:01Speaker 3: giving him, but I mean, he actually writes on his
- 20:05Speaker 3: post like he's not trying to just have a picture
- 20:08Speaker 3: of the drink in his hand. It says, it's been
- 20:11Speaker 3: one heck of a hot summer heart staying hydrated with
- 20:15Speaker 3: at smart water hashtag partner stop it.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
- 20:20Speaker 3: He's not trying to like it's not like we're just
- 20:24Speaker 3: guessing that he had a smart because he had a
- 20:26Speaker 3: smart water behind him, and he's writing hashtag partner.
- 20:29Speaker 1: And it's like two hundred and ninety six comments on it.
- 20:32Speaker 1: I'm sure they all came out after they all commented
- 20:35Speaker 1: after they found out. Did he delete the post or
- 20:38Speaker 1: did he keep it up? He deleted the post?
- 20:40Speaker 2: How embarrassing. I have secondhand embarrassment for him.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Well, and then the best is all of these different
- 20:47Speaker 1: content creators are doingesting pictures of them with smart waters.
- 20:52Speaker 2: It's like the influencer in the white dress that had
- 20:55Speaker 2: in then MIA's our name, put her head on her body.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Then I it, and then everybody started doing it. Oh
- 21:02Speaker 1: my gosh.
- 21:03Speaker 3: He also went after Brittany for take talking about it
- 21:06Speaker 3: and saying she's getting in the way of his new life.
- 21:10Speaker 1: He should be, she should be moving on with her
- 21:12Speaker 1: own life.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Jack, shut up, Okay, you are with the their publicists.
- 21:19Speaker 1: You lied about it. Now you're lying about brand endorsements.
- 21:23Speaker 3: You're you're lying, and like, I have to be honest,
- 21:27Speaker 3: I don't miss Jack's on the Valley.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Oh I don't miss him either.
- 21:30Speaker 3: I don't miss him one bit on the Valley at all.
- 21:33Speaker 2: But so let's go into this next one. Because I
- 21:35Speaker 2: did binge watch, it took me a few days. The
- 21:38Speaker 2: House of Stossy, I have to say I watched very
- 21:43Speaker 2: little vanderpupp Roles when Stossy was on. I do remember
- 21:47Speaker 2: the cancelation. It was her and who else? Her and
- 21:52Speaker 2: Kristin right.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Yeah, And so now.
- 21:55Speaker 2: I guess she's been working on her own show for
- 21:59Speaker 2: putting this together for a few years.
- 22:02Speaker 1: She's saying she said no.
- 22:03Speaker 2: To the Valley multiple times with no show on the table,
- 22:08Speaker 2: meaning she didn't have anything else going on, and that
- 22:11Speaker 2: makes House of Stasi that much better.
- 22:14Speaker 1: The Bravo holic said the fact.
- 22:16Speaker 2: That Sossy said no to the valley multiple times with
- 22:20Speaker 2: no show on the table, makes House of Stassy that
- 22:22Speaker 2: much better.
- 22:23Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't go that far, but.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Obviously she had PTSD about the time that she got
- 22:32Speaker 2: fired and how it went down and all that stuff.
- 22:36Speaker 3: I mean, I think clearly that, but I think also
- 22:38Speaker 3: she wasn't going to just go on a show to
- 22:40Speaker 3: be on a show. She wanted to curate that show, right.
- 22:43Speaker 2: But just watching the show, I mean not that she's
- 22:48Speaker 2: bad mouthing Bravo at all, just talks about how toxic
- 22:53Speaker 2: it was.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Well, I think all reality television show is toxic. And
- 22:59Speaker 3: I think if you guys tune in, we're gonna we're
- 23:01Speaker 3: gonna recap, we're gonna do a one and done recap
- 23:04Speaker 3: of House of Stacey, and you guys can make your
- 23:07Speaker 3: own impressions on what you think this is done, you know,
- 23:11Speaker 3: for her and her family and her life.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Like, yes, there are amazing.
- 23:14Speaker 3: Parts and like as I would never say, but as
- 23:17Speaker 3: people say, iconic parts that are hilarious and really good,
- 23:21Speaker 3: but there's also parts that are really sad and like
- 23:23Speaker 3: hurt my heart.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Yeah, and a lots of parts where she's really annoying.
- 23:28Speaker 2: I will say, and we won't get into her best friend,
- 23:32Speaker 2: so I will say that the way this show is edited.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a genius.
- 23:39Speaker 2: So good because it's not just like a regular reality
- 23:43Speaker 2: show the same formula. There's a different formula to it.
- 23:47Speaker 1: It's good.
- 23:48Speaker 2: I mean, she might annoy you at times, but she's
- 23:51Speaker 2: one thing.
- 23:51Speaker 1: She's so beautiful, so freaking beautiful. She's stunning. They're showing,
- 23:56Speaker 1: they are showing it all the good smart she's good TV.
- 23:59Speaker 2: There's a lot of camps from other reality stars and
- 24:03Speaker 2: Mormon wives, like there's it's a lot.
- 24:07Speaker 1: It's a lot, and so you guys should watch it.
- 24:09Speaker 2: I did reach out just to confirm that she was
- 24:12Speaker 2: asked to do the Valley multiple times.
- 24:16Speaker 1: I bet she was. She was asked to be on
- 24:19Speaker 1: the Valley and then asked.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Again when she turned it down, and you know, and
- 24:25Speaker 2: that's what I heard.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean, I couldn't imagine that. She's not
- 24:29Speaker 3: the type to make it up. She's not the type
- 24:32Speaker 3: to put a smart water behind her head and say
- 24:35Speaker 3: hashtag partner no it.
- 24:36Speaker 2: She'll be the first one to tell you that, yeah,
- 24:38Speaker 2: she's not going to do that. I enjoyed Katie on
- 24:42Speaker 2: the show I did too.
- 24:44Speaker 3: I really missed Katie and I didn't realize that until
- 24:46Speaker 3: I was watching it.
- 24:47Speaker 1: I missed her.
- 24:49Speaker 3: But we we have to save ourselves. I know we
- 24:51Speaker 3: are not talking about it, but we are going to
- 24:54Speaker 3: do a special episode dedicated solely to all eight episodes.
- 24:59Speaker 2: We're not going to do one by one. We're just
- 25:00Speaker 2: gonna talk about all eight episodes.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Yeah, we've learned our lesson there when when one of
- 25:04Speaker 3: the networks drops the entire season at one time streaming, Yeah.
- 25:10Speaker 1: We just have to binge watch it and talk about it.
- 25:12Speaker 2: We tried it with Mormon Wives, and it just doesn't
- 25:17Speaker 2: go over that well because so many people have watched it,
- 25:20Speaker 2: you know.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Yeah, then you're gonna take it out. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 25:24Speaker 1: So this was a lot better. Okay this next one?
- 25:30Speaker 3: Okay, so right, Rula Lah I can't but Rula's husband,
- 25:37Speaker 3: Brian's mistress, releases multiple photos of them smiling together with
- 25:41Speaker 3: captions like funny for the darkest time of your life,
- 25:44Speaker 3: you sure smiled a lot.
- 25:46Speaker 1: She also shared a story.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Saying yep clocked with a screenshot of someone saying the
- 25:51Speaker 3: mistress would like to move on, but Brian's wife can't
- 25:54Speaker 3: stop bringing her up.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Okay, So there's so many pictures.
- 25:58Speaker 3: And it's like they look like they're living their best life.
- 26:00Speaker 3: I mean there's also a picture of him without his
- 26:02Speaker 3: shirt on and like driving in a car and they're
- 26:07Speaker 3: like wait, like they do seem like high schoolers, like
- 26:12Speaker 3: on their first date, so happy. So we don't have
- 26:15Speaker 3: to read the full screenshot, but like it's all over Instagram,
- 26:19Speaker 3: and she said stay tuned, mic drop coming, So now
- 26:24Speaker 3: I'm like, what is the mic drop going to be?
- 26:27Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, how do you deny this if
- 26:30Speaker 1: you're Rula. It's not like it's pictures of them at the.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Same location, standing ten feet apart. They are like holding
- 26:37Speaker 3: hands and like dancing in these pictures and videos.
- 26:44Speaker 1: I don't care anymore, to be honest, Like, we get it.
- 26:47Speaker 2: He was cheating with you. You have multiple pictures, we get it.
- 26:51Speaker 2: You're in a lawsuit. What else do you want? Like
- 26:55Speaker 2: at this point, I feel like it's just fame.
- 26:57Speaker 1: I get it.
- 26:58Speaker 2: She was wronged, he was you know what he did
- 27:00Speaker 2: to her, what he was saying to her might be
- 27:03Speaker 2: different than what he's saying on National TV.
- 27:05Speaker 1: I know you're pissed off, but you also knew he
- 27:08Speaker 1: was married when you dated him, so you deserve everything
- 27:10Speaker 1: you get.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like you also knew and you worked
- 27:13Speaker 3: with him, Yeah, so like you double knew. You didn't
- 27:16Speaker 3: just kind he couldn't be like, oh we're splitting up,
- 27:19Speaker 3: Like you've gone to their house for holiday parties and
- 27:22Speaker 3: stuff like that, so like you know, you know, and
- 27:25Speaker 3: so like how bad? How badly can you really be
- 27:27Speaker 3: upset at this point? Right?
- 27:29Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 27:30Speaker 3: It's like you walked into it. But I mean I
- 27:32Speaker 3: can say if I was Rula, I would be upset.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Of course those posts would trigger me.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Oh of course, I'm sure this isn't easy for her.
- 27:41Speaker 2: And then she's got to put on a brave face
- 27:43Speaker 2: and she's got a film right now.
- 27:44Speaker 4: I think she's got a new one and she's doing
- 27:48Speaker 4: she's doing The Mistress is doing this right now because
- 27:52Speaker 4: of the fact that they're filming.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Yeah, they're filming.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Okay, guys, so we had lots of juicy gossip and
- 28:01Speaker 3: headlines for you. Now we're going to take a quick
- 28:03Speaker 3: break and we're going to come back and talk about
- 28:06Speaker 3: Real Housewives of London Season one, Episode three recap.
- 28:18Speaker 1: That quick break is over, Okay.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Well it starts off with Panthea and Amanda go on
- 28:23Speaker 2: a walk to get to know each other. Amanda says
- 28:25Speaker 2: Panthea loves to gossip. Panthea says she doesn't gossip. She
- 28:29Speaker 2: just tells everybody what she hears, which is no different.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Amanda tells Panthea that everything she heard in the press
- 28:36Speaker 2: isn't true and Panthea doesn't believe it.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Do you, well, one, I think Panthea doesn't love gossip.
- 28:45Speaker 1: She lives to gossip, right.
- 28:46Speaker 2: But everything you hear is not the truth is a
- 28:51Speaker 2: little bit of a stretch.
- 28:52Speaker 1: I think it's somewhere in the middle.
- 28:54Speaker 3: I don't fully I mean, Amanda, once I knew she
- 28:57Speaker 3: signed an NDA, oh.
- 29:00Speaker 1: It's like we're not getting any no, no, no. So
- 29:03Speaker 1: she says that she didn't get anything form x husband.
- 29:06Speaker 1: She signed NDYA.
- 29:08Speaker 2: She owned ten percent of their company and when he
- 29:11Speaker 2: sold it, the money went to her.
- 29:13Speaker 3: But she shouldn't be saying that either. If she signed
- 29:15Speaker 3: an NDA, we shouldn't know anything.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Right, So that's where the money came from. But nobody knows.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Nobody. Everybody speculating, but nobody knows.
- 29:24Speaker 2: And then Panthea calls bullshit and says Amanda uses men
- 29:27Speaker 2: as a stepping stone.
- 29:29Speaker 1: These these two, I.
- 29:31Speaker 3: Mean, and the fact that they're even on this walk
- 29:34Speaker 3: getting to know each other better, I'm like, they do
- 29:36Speaker 3: not want to get to know each other.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Amanda has zero interest in getting to know Pants.
- 29:40Speaker 2: They couldn't be more opposite. Now, is there a name
- 29:46Speaker 2: that's higher up than fancy pants?
- 29:48Speaker 1: Because that's what Amanda is. Bougie. It's even beyond that.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Well, I think it's like, I mean, you're like British,
- 29:57Speaker 3: You're very like posh, stick up the ass.
- 30:02Speaker 1: I mean, she's like even when.
- 30:04Speaker 3: She laughs, I mean, granted, I got too much botox
- 30:07Speaker 3: this last time, but like even when she laughs, it's like, well.
- 30:11Speaker 2: There was like some rumors saying that she has the
- 30:13Speaker 2: longest legs in London.
- 30:16Speaker 3: And then Panthea goes, well, I mean maybe she opens
- 30:19Speaker 3: them the widest.
- 30:20Speaker 2: And then Amanda's like, that's slut shaming, and she says
- 30:24Speaker 2: everything kind of it, Like.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question?
- 30:29Speaker 2: Why do girls that carry burken bags don't freaking fasten them?
- 30:35Speaker 2: Why are they always is that a thing they have
- 30:37Speaker 2: to be hanging open?
- 30:39Speaker 1: Well, because if you fasten them then you mess with
- 30:41Speaker 1: the leather. I don't care. I'd rather fasten then shit
- 30:45Speaker 1: fall out.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think she had too much shit
- 30:49Speaker 3: in her burkein.
- 30:51Speaker 2: No, everyone does that and I's like carry them and
- 30:55Speaker 2: then the flap is open and it's I'm like, that's
- 30:58Speaker 2: what's in.
- 30:58Speaker 3: And then if you're really wanting to show off some money,
- 31:01Speaker 3: then you get like a little air maze like silk linen.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Thing and you wrap it around the handle.
- 31:10Speaker 2: I did that, not with my with I did it
- 31:13Speaker 2: with my Louis Vuitton. I've bought a Louisvuitton in Switzerland
- 31:18Speaker 2: and what's your And then they're like, oh, g yes,
- 31:22Speaker 2: would you like us to wrap with a you know?
- 31:24Speaker 2: And I'm like, sure, why not whatever? And I did
- 31:27Speaker 2: it for a while and I took it off.
- 31:28Speaker 3: But yeah, these two are definitely not well suited for
- 31:31Speaker 3: each other.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Polar opposites, polar opposites.
- 31:34Speaker 3: I also, Amanda, you've told us you signed an NDA.
- 31:39Speaker 3: I believe nothing you say now.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's pretty much how it goes.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Then Karen takes her daughter to South of London to
- 31:48Speaker 3: explore her Jamaican culture because she wants her kids to
- 31:51Speaker 3: have a balance of their cultural identity as well as
- 31:54Speaker 3: their London lifestyle.
- 31:55Speaker 1: I like her kids. I like her.
- 31:57Speaker 2: Her daughter's stunning the daughter, but the daughter, I'm like,
- 32:01Speaker 2: oh my god, she's absolutely beautiful.
- 32:05Speaker 1: And then I love when the daughter kind of jesus
- 32:07Speaker 1: her a little bit. She's like, never seen you so
- 32:09Speaker 1: excited to go grocery.
- 32:10Speaker 3: Shopping, Like she's like, we're filming and you're real up
- 32:15Speaker 3: about this grocery store.
- 32:16Speaker 1: I like that because she's gonna give her shit all
- 32:18Speaker 1: season long. Yeah. No, I liked it too. Yeah.
- 32:22Speaker 2: How about when Julia meets with her vocal coach so
- 32:26Speaker 2: stop Nassie comes over and they have a conversation, but
- 32:32Speaker 2: the vocal coach is very into it.
- 32:35Speaker 1: And then she comes Nessie comes over and it's like, bye,
- 32:39Speaker 1: get out. We saw like two seconds of it.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Well, no, the parts we did see, I felt I
- 32:45Speaker 3: never felt so comfortable. At one point, he's like, oh, sorry,
- 32:49Speaker 3: that was just an outburst of emotion.
- 32:52Speaker 1: And I was like, how about when Nessie meets his
- 32:55Speaker 1: singing coach and he tells her I'm working with a
- 32:58Speaker 1: roll's voice. I mean, she does have a good voice.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I can give her that, but like.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Juliette mentions that, like you know, they get through this
- 33:09Speaker 3: in two seconds, like we're watching it. There's multiple awkward things.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Plus we never hear her sing in this moment.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing is is like a lot of
- 33:17Speaker 1: us is like acting.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Well, a lot of us do things fifty years ago
- 33:23Speaker 2: and we haven't done it. And then you sign up
- 33:24Speaker 2: for Housewives and you're like, I'm going to be an
- 33:26Speaker 2: actress and I'm going to be a singer because I
- 33:28Speaker 2: used to do that one.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Hundred years ago.
- 33:32Speaker 2: And I'm going to have a coach. I'm good I
- 33:35Speaker 2: played clarinet. I should bring that out next season.
- 33:38Speaker 3: And my coach is going to want to love reality television.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Oh and he's going to be over the top.
- 33:45Speaker 3: But then Juliet mentions that Panthea calling her fake really
- 33:49Speaker 3: bothered her because she's the opposite of that. I'm like, okay, Juliette,
- 33:53Speaker 3: I wish you would realize not being bothered by Panthea
- 33:58Speaker 3: is the best revenge.
- 33:59Speaker 1: But she can't stop talking about it. She can no
- 34:02Speaker 1: m M. I want Panthea and her mom go get
- 34:07Speaker 1: their hair done, but they both have amazing hair.
- 34:10Speaker 2: But wait a freaking minute, you're telling me, Panthea that
- 34:16Speaker 2: you don't own a brush.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Shampoo or conditioner. That's weird. I don't believe that. I
- 34:23Speaker 1: don't hair how great your hair is if you put
- 34:25Speaker 1: it in a bottle at night. You have to brush
- 34:27Speaker 1: your hair.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Occasionally, you have to brush your I mean occasionally, well,
- 34:31Speaker 3: I mean I don't have to brush it often.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Well, it looks like it. I had to brush your hair.
- 34:36Speaker 2: When I saw the other day, I'm like, is there
- 34:37Speaker 2: a reason why it's sticking up in the back, Like, oh,
- 34:40Speaker 2: you just have to put long it is not it
- 34:42Speaker 2: is longer than that. And I brushed it and it
- 34:44Speaker 2: went down.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Well, it's because I think I tried to give it
- 34:47Speaker 3: a little a little bit of buck.
- 34:49Speaker 2: So she has somebody else wash and condition her hair
- 34:51Speaker 2: every five days, so she doesn't own a brush. And
- 34:54Speaker 2: then I'm starting to wonder, does she own a toothbrush?
- 34:57Speaker 2: Does somebody come in and brush your teeth every day?
- 35:00Speaker 1: Somebody to come wipe her ass? I could use one
- 35:01Speaker 1: of those ass wiper. Yeah, well I'm not doing that.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Even told Eddie, I'm like, I will never wipe your ass.
- 35:07Speaker 1: It's never happening. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Gonna wipe somebody else's ass. But if somebody wanted to
- 35:11Speaker 3: come in and give me a little boudette.
- 35:13Speaker 1: What is a bidet?
- 35:14Speaker 2: I have a bidet, of course you do. It's so nice,
- 35:18Speaker 2: but it's kind of given Lisa Barlowe when she says
- 35:20Speaker 2: she doesn't go a day without her glam coming over
- 35:22Speaker 2: to put makeup on her.
- 35:24Speaker 3: But do you think that not owning a brush is
- 35:26Speaker 3: a flex?
- 35:28Speaker 1: No, it's weird, yeah, like to me. To me, it's
- 35:32Speaker 1: more of like a hygiene thing.
- 35:34Speaker 3: Like it's okay to own a brush in shampoo. There's
- 35:38Speaker 3: got to be a time where, like she's swam in
- 35:41Speaker 3: the pool with her kids or something unplanned.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Of the week is shits on her head?
- 35:45Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, what is she gonna go upstairs and use
- 35:48Speaker 3: her kids panting provy?
- 35:49Speaker 1: What if she wears a hat and she could get
- 35:51Speaker 1: sweaty underneath it.
- 35:53Speaker 3: She's just gonna wait until her next blowout and she
- 35:56Speaker 3: at least has to have a round brush that she
- 35:58Speaker 3: can fix the little from parts.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Did we not see her brush in her hair in
- 36:04Speaker 1: the first episode. No, we saw her taking it down
- 36:07Speaker 1: and putting it back up, and.
- 36:09Speaker 2: Then she says she's a facelift, and then her mom
- 36:11Speaker 2: denies ever having one, and We're looking at her and like, really,
- 36:14Speaker 2: you haven't had a face left either.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Me either. I spent ten light years, I haven't.
- 36:23Speaker 3: I cannot, I cannot smile and I cannot show affection.
- 36:27Speaker 1: But I also have never had this titan.
- 36:33Speaker 3: But then Panthea invites Amanda and Karen to kick off
- 36:35Speaker 3: the Iranian New Year.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Okay, and Karen brings.
- 36:40Speaker 3: Up that when she visited Panthea, Panthea only talked about herself,
- 36:44Speaker 3: calling her a narcissist. Panthea says, She's never been called
- 36:47Speaker 3: that before.
- 36:49Speaker 1: I believe in that.
- 36:53Speaker 3: I'm like, come again, I mean a little self absorbed.
- 36:56Speaker 2: I mean I love her character on the show because
- 37:00Speaker 2: she gets shit going.
- 37:01Speaker 1: She says things that your jaw drops. I think she's
- 37:04Speaker 1: great on the show, one of my favorites.
- 37:07Speaker 2: But Panthea, you little self absorbed, a titch and also
- 37:13Speaker 2: like just a tiny therapist.
- 37:15Speaker 3: Would say when we talk about my youth, this person
- 37:19Speaker 3: may not be a.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Narcissist, but they have narcissistic tendencies, right, exactly right.
- 37:25Speaker 2: What in the Adrian maloof was going on with Panthea's
- 37:27Speaker 2: friend's hair.
- 37:29Speaker 1: I don't know what was she even doing there?
- 37:31Speaker 2: She had like two Christmas colors look like just coming
- 37:37Speaker 2: curled coming out the side of her head.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't.
- 37:41Speaker 3: She didn't really talk either, like do you think they
- 37:43Speaker 3: were testing her out?
- 37:45Speaker 1: Or probably? You know what cracked me up.
- 37:48Speaker 2: So after this scene they do the little round robins,
- 37:51Speaker 2: but they're all going and they're packing, and Panthea is
- 37:54Speaker 2: so unaware and so self de absorbed that she's sitting
- 37:58Speaker 2: there talking with her I don't know who she is,
- 38:01Speaker 2: her house manager, her assistant, and she's throwing a fit
- 38:06Speaker 2: about the fifty shades of red party and the color
- 38:10Speaker 2: red is so vulgar to her.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the lady's wearing a red shirt. Hold on, I
- 38:17Speaker 1: didn't realize that the moon was wearing a red shirt.
- 38:19Speaker 1: The woman's wearing a red shirt.
- 38:21Speaker 2: No, yes, and that you see her go like, oh okay, she.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Didn't even notice. I looked at her like she's so
- 38:30Speaker 1: badly wanted to say, can you politely cough? She's like, no,
- 38:35Speaker 1: I'm going to put up with this. No.
- 38:37Speaker 3: So I watched it and I was like, you know,
- 38:39Speaker 3: I don't look good and ready either. I didn't notice
- 38:41Speaker 3: that the girl had a red shirt.
- 38:42Speaker 1: She had a red shirt on it. I didn't notice it.
- 38:48Speaker 1: I'm like, what does that say about me?
- 38:50Speaker 3: It's not even about me, So I'm just like lack
- 38:53Speaker 3: of awareness that I'm watching.
- 38:55Speaker 1: It's not normally a detailed person.
- 38:58Speaker 2: But when the lady kind of just made this look
- 39:01Speaker 2: at her, like, hey, I am wearing red right now?
- 39:04Speaker 1: Yeah, you're telling me it's vulgar. Vulgar is an extreme
- 39:08Speaker 1: word for a color. Just say it's not a color
- 39:11Speaker 1: that looks good on me.
- 39:13Speaker 3: Like it's like how light pink doesn't look great on
- 39:15Speaker 3: me because I kind of just look all the same color.
- 39:18Speaker 2: I am like anything pale, anything pale is not good
- 39:22Speaker 2: for me unless I'm tan, and I'm rarely tan.
- 39:36Speaker 1: But then all the.
- 39:37Speaker 3: Girls and a man's friend, Gina are heading to Nassy's.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Cotswold, Like how I can't even say that. I had
- 39:44Speaker 1: to look it up Cotswold.
- 39:46Speaker 3: Estate in a helicopter. How would you feel about going
- 39:50Speaker 3: in that helicopter?
- 39:50Speaker 1: I wouldn't go, you would have. I want to know
- 39:54Speaker 1: how long the drive was.
- 39:55Speaker 2: It is anywhere from an hour and a half to
- 39:57Speaker 2: two hours, depending on where you live in London. It's
- 40:01Speaker 2: about seventy five miles from London, so it's not even
- 40:05Speaker 2: as far as me going to Big Bear, and it
- 40:08Speaker 2: takes me two hours to get to Big.
- 40:09Speaker 1: So it's like you coming to LA.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Yeah, And I did earlier in the season of Orange County,
- 40:17Speaker 2: like years ago, flew from Orange County to LA in
- 40:22Speaker 2: a helicopter.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Heather had her friend's helicopter.
- 40:25Speaker 2: And I just you see so many helicopters going down,
- 40:29Speaker 2: and when a helicopter goes down, it just seems like.
- 40:32Speaker 1: It's no one lives. Well, that's exactly what Karen watching.
- 40:36Speaker 1: She's like.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Karen's like, I'm not gonna It's one thing that I
- 40:39Speaker 3: was with my entire family and we're all going down.
- 40:42Speaker 1: She's like, but the idea of me being by myself
- 40:44Speaker 1: in there right, well, it's crazy.
- 40:47Speaker 2: What sealed the deal for me is when Kobe went
- 40:49Speaker 2: down and his daughter and every you know, everybody else
- 40:53Speaker 2: it was on that helicopter and.
- 40:55Speaker 1: It's just I don't know.
- 40:56Speaker 2: I mean, there was a private plane little two sedars
- 41:00Speaker 2: snow whatever they're called, that took off from Orange County
- 41:02Speaker 2: last week.
- 41:03Speaker 1: The engine field, it landed on the beach. The guy
- 41:05Speaker 1: walked away. I mean, you have to have two engines
- 41:08Speaker 1: if there's a helicopter like, I don't. I just don't.
- 41:11Speaker 1: It just scares me.
- 41:12Speaker 2: It's me personally, like if I'm going to Hawaii, I
- 41:16Speaker 2: ain't doing a helicopter tour.
- 41:18Speaker 1: No.
- 41:18Speaker 3: I mean I've been on a helicopter before too, only
- 41:21Speaker 3: when I filmed on Housewives, and I don't remember being
- 41:24Speaker 3: that scared. But I also, I mean that was a
- 41:27Speaker 3: long time ago.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I was like, I don't love private jets either. I don't.
- 41:33Speaker 1: I love being on them. I love the convenience.
- 41:36Speaker 2: I love that you know, you don't have to go
- 41:38Speaker 2: through security, say all that stuff. But I hate saying
- 41:44Speaker 2: this is I'm getting on an airplane soon. The private
- 41:49Speaker 2: ones are the usually the ones.
- 41:50Speaker 3: That you don't know that you're just making up a
- 41:53Speaker 3: statistics I am not.
- 41:56Speaker 1: They're the ones statistically that will.
- 42:00Speaker 3: I want to see the documentational proof of this.
- 42:04Speaker 1: You're solely going off.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Your own basis because big when full airplanes crash, you
- 42:10Speaker 3: don't actually hear about it as much.
- 42:12Speaker 2: If you're asking about the odds of crush, the short
- 42:15Speaker 2: answer is yes, private jets and private aviation generally have
- 42:19Speaker 2: a higher accident rate than commercial airlines.
- 42:22Speaker 1: So I hate to say I'm right, but I'm right, Okay, fine,
- 42:27Speaker 1: But so you're telling me.
- 42:29Speaker 3: If tomorrow somebody was like, hey, guys, I've got a
- 42:32Speaker 3: dual engine private jet to take you guys to Cabo,
- 42:36Speaker 3: you would say, now one or two.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Pilots, two pilots, two engine.
- 42:40Speaker 2: No, I will do it, but it scares me more.
- 42:45Speaker 2: I'm just not a great flyer in general.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:48Speaker 3: Well, I mean either way, Karen doesn't do it. She
- 42:51Speaker 3: gets there, and but I I love how everybody's like, we.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Weren't sure you actually were coming.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Okay, if it's an hour and a half drive, no, yeah,
- 42:59Speaker 2: I'm gonna drive.
- 43:01Speaker 3: Yeah, then the girls, you know what, something.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Confuses me what.
- 43:08Speaker 2: I had to rewind and rewind a lot on this
- 43:11Speaker 2: show because sometimes I their accents are so strong. I
- 43:14Speaker 2: could because I had the CODs waed whatever it's called.
- 43:16Speaker 2: I couldn't understand what they're saying. When Amanda said it's
- 43:20Speaker 2: lovely to stay in a private country home, but it's
- 43:24Speaker 2: but I'm not sure the house is set up for
- 43:26Speaker 2: a guest of my caliber, and then I mean I
- 43:29Speaker 2: wanted to punch her. But then they're not staying Amanda
- 43:33Speaker 2: said that, oh yeah, but they're not staying in the house.
- 43:36Speaker 1: They're not even staying in the house.
- 43:38Speaker 3: Apparently the house is getting renovated, so they're just hanging
- 43:42Speaker 3: out at the house. And then the girls are all
- 43:44Speaker 3: staying at hotels.
- 43:45Speaker 1: I mean, I've been in a situation like that that's
- 43:47Speaker 1: called traders. Yeah. The castle is like the whole upstairs
- 43:52Speaker 1: is not isn't actually but not really functional.
- 43:54Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, so I think they've probably just gotten
- 43:59Speaker 3: this beautiful house that's on the country side. It's okay,
- 44:02Speaker 3: and then all the girls are going and staying in
- 44:04Speaker 3: hotel rooms. But I'd like it better that all the
- 44:07Speaker 3: girls are staying in hotel rooms than like a couple.
- 44:10Speaker 1: So how much you think that house cost? I mean
- 44:14Speaker 1: a lot.
- 44:15Speaker 2: So they have the Beckhams out there, they have royalty
- 44:17Speaker 2: that live out there, Like this is like Aspen, I
- 44:21Speaker 2: guess for.
- 44:23Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's very I mean I would say
- 44:26Speaker 3: it's very expensive.
- 44:28Speaker 1: But I mean that cake business must do really well.
- 44:33Speaker 1: I don't think it's the cape. I think it might
- 44:37Speaker 1: be the husband. Oh, I don't know what he does.
- 44:40Speaker 3: I don't eat her because remember we've just morphed all
- 44:42Speaker 3: the husbands into one husband. Yeah, but Amanda, of course,
- 44:48Speaker 3: just to push on. It has to be like, I
- 44:49Speaker 3: wonder why I'm not staying there.
- 44:52Speaker 1: Well, you know exactly why you're not.
- 44:53Speaker 2: You don't want to stay there because it's not you're
- 44:55Speaker 2: not at that caliber. It's not at that caliber. I'm
- 44:59Speaker 2: not sure this house is set up for a guess
- 45:00Speaker 2: of Mike Halliba.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Well, then they go on a walk with Sir Henry,
- 45:05Speaker 3: who is Queen Elizabeth's right hand man, and Amanda thinks
- 45:07Speaker 3: she's found herself a new husband.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Now do you think that Sir Hendry? Okay? Do you
- 45:13Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Sir Henry doesn't have the money that
- 45:15Speaker 1: you want if he is working for the Royal family.
- 45:19Speaker 1: Do you think he still is working for the royal family.
- 45:23Speaker 1: There's no way he'd be allowed to film if he
- 45:25Speaker 1: was still working for the Royal family.
- 45:27Speaker 2: Well, Queen Elizabeth has passed on rest in peace. Do
- 45:31Speaker 2: you think that up until that time he was still
- 45:33Speaker 2: because I feel like the picture they showed of the
- 45:35Speaker 2: Queen and Sir Henry, he was much younger.
- 45:40Speaker 3: I don't feel like he's probably worked there for a minute.
- 45:42Speaker 3: If he's feeling okay to go on Real Housewives.
- 45:46Speaker 1: It looks like he has a little miles on him.
- 45:48Speaker 1: He's bless his hot. He's seen a lot of women
- 45:51Speaker 1: since Queen Elizabeth, did you see Amanda like just go
- 45:54Speaker 1: in to kiss him? Like, I'm like, what are you doing, Amanda.
- 45:59Speaker 3: I'm trying to get myself to just be patient with her,
- 46:02Speaker 3: but like I never do well with toity toity either
- 46:06Speaker 3: do I?
- 46:07Speaker 1: I just it doesn't work out for me.
- 46:11Speaker 3: But then Amanda tells Gina and Juliet about panthea slut
- 46:14Speaker 3: shaming comments Gina.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Gina's the friend, the random friend. That's why was she there?
- 46:20Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 46:22Speaker 3: I think it's because they're still waiting on Juliette to
- 46:26Speaker 3: arrive because remember we're still missing a housewife.
- 46:29Speaker 1: And Karen, right, because Karen's driving well yeah.
- 46:32Speaker 3: I mean and real like Juliette doesn't arrive this entire episode.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Oh you mean the other Juliette, Yes, Juliette from the
- 46:40Speaker 2: London show, the whatever.
- 46:42Speaker 1: I think they're waiting on her to arrive. So she's
- 46:45Speaker 1: going to be there at some point.
- 46:47Speaker 3: She's going to start the season. I mean, she's one,
- 46:49Speaker 3: she's a house.
- 46:50Speaker 2: You were going to get a couple of episodes out
- 46:52Speaker 2: of this trip, is what you're saying. And she'll arrived
- 46:54Speaker 2: that Okay.
- 46:55Speaker 3: No, I don't even know if she's coming on this trip.
- 46:57Speaker 3: My point is she's coming on this.
- 46:58Speaker 1: She's on episode five. That is what I heard. Okay,
- 47:01Speaker 1: so maybe I don't know if that's true.
- 47:02Speaker 2: But I have some friends in London, some fans that
- 47:06Speaker 2: reach out and they're so happy that we're recapping it,
- 47:08Speaker 2: and they say that it does get intense.
- 47:12Speaker 3: Well I can see it getting into I mean, I'm
- 47:14Speaker 3: more and more into it as I watch.
- 47:17Speaker 1: But then as they're I just want to hear you
- 47:21Speaker 1: say cheese rolling, just say it. You can hear me,
- 47:25Speaker 1: just like I really have to say this.
- 47:28Speaker 3: Then they decide they're having a cheese rolling competition and
- 47:31Speaker 3: Juliette wins, and a shoe throwing contest that may have
- 47:36Speaker 3: the word wink in the title.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Karen wins. I think it's Willie and those are boots.
- 47:41Speaker 2: But okay, So the cheese rolling competition was so funny
- 47:44Speaker 2: because they show like other people.
- 47:46Speaker 1: Doing it and.
- 47:49Speaker 2: It's like tough mutter yes, and I'm thinking, there's no
- 47:52Speaker 2: way not one of these girls are going to do it,
- 47:54Speaker 2: and then of course they don't, except only one falls down,
- 47:58Speaker 2: and that was carm oh, I'm sorry, that was panthea.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Panthea, yeah pants? I thought one other person rolled down
- 48:06Speaker 1: the hill? Was that the friend of Oh I didn't,
- 48:09Speaker 1: I didn't notice.
- 48:10Speaker 3: Yeah, Panthea falls down, but I think one rolled down. Yeah,
- 48:15Speaker 3: because who won that, Juliette. Because Juliette wins. So that's
- 48:19Speaker 3: why Panthea had to fall down.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you know what what willies are? Right? We Willie? No, No,
- 48:25Speaker 1: wet Willie? Should I say wet Willie's? You know what
- 48:30Speaker 1: a willie is, right? It's a penis? Right? No, it's
- 48:34Speaker 1: a boot. Wellie's well you're not saying, I'm sorry. We
- 48:40Speaker 1: don't call him wellies. We call them rain boots. But yes,
- 48:43Speaker 1: I knew a wellie was a rain boot.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know that until our trip to Ireland
- 48:50Speaker 2: and they're like, you got to put the wellies on?
- 48:52Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell?
- 48:54Speaker 1: Yeah? But could you imagine that being a competition?
- 48:57Speaker 3: Who's who could throw the boot the furthest every single
- 49:00Speaker 3: Orange County house?
- 49:01Speaker 1: So I would be flinging those boots at each other.
- 49:04Speaker 1: It's very boring over there.
- 49:07Speaker 2: But I mean, even I find it hard to fully
- 49:10Speaker 2: get upset about the shit talking because they sound so
- 49:13Speaker 2: proper when they say it. I know, but I thought, tutty,
- 49:16Speaker 2: she's such a taut.
- 49:18Speaker 1: She is a haunt taut, and you're like, God, that
- 49:23Speaker 1: sounds so nice. Say it again, give it to me.
- 49:27Speaker 1: But so they have these competitions.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Then afterwards, the girls freshen up for Nassi's dinner, so
- 49:33Speaker 3: that means they hop back into the car to go
- 49:36Speaker 3: back to the estate afterwards, and Karen Panthea get into
- 49:39Speaker 3: a fight.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Shocker, Didn't she say just a little bit earlier in
- 49:44Speaker 2: this season that.
- 49:45Speaker 1: She was going to zip it? Didn't she tell Nassi
- 49:48Speaker 1: that I'm going to zip it?
- 49:50Speaker 2: And I'm like, the only reason they showed you saying
- 49:52Speaker 2: that is because you didn't zip it.
- 49:54Speaker 1: You're not gonna zip it. You ain't gonna zip it.
- 49:57Speaker 3: But Karen says Panthea isn't a lady after she commented
- 50:00Speaker 3: on her contact lenses the moment she stepped into her house.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Is that a weird thing to do? Or would you
- 50:05Speaker 1: not think? Twice?
- 50:06Speaker 3: I actually think it's a weird. I think it's an
- 50:08Speaker 3: asshole move.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Okay, saying on camera I love your contact lenses is
- 50:14Speaker 2: basically like saying your eyes are fake.
- 50:16Speaker 1: And I know it.
- 50:17Speaker 3: Yes, it's not a complex like and you can you
- 50:21Speaker 3: know if because you couldn't see the contact lenses if
- 50:24Speaker 3: they were just your natural color. The only way that
- 50:26Speaker 3: she can tell is because when your eyes move around
- 50:29Speaker 3: in a fake color contact, you can see that it's fake.
- 50:32Speaker 3: I mean I used to have purple eyes, yeah.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Right, you did, not used for that.
- 50:39Speaker 2: I'm talking early nineties, maybe even late eighties is when
- 50:42Speaker 2: they came out, and I wanted blue ways so bad,
- 50:46Speaker 2: and I had shit brown eyes. You know, I'm at
- 50:48Speaker 2: your look about my shit brown eyes and so but
- 50:53Speaker 2: you know that brown eyes and blonde terra's a sign
- 50:54Speaker 2: of beauty.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Well did you know that blue eyes?
- 50:57Speaker 2: So I don't know, but that's what they were talking.
- 51:02Speaker 2: So I wanted blue eyes so bad. So I got
- 51:05Speaker 2: the contacts. They were so damn fake, so uncomfortable. Your
- 51:09Speaker 2: eyes hurt like hell, And.
- 51:10Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I gonna do?
- 51:12Speaker 2: I'm like a young mom of you know, at eighteen
- 51:16Speaker 2: with a one year old, and I'm gonna sit in
- 51:17Speaker 2: my rocking chair with fake contacts on.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Didn't go anywhere, didn't do anything, like just in case
- 51:23Speaker 1: I need to go to the supermarket. Somebody may see
- 51:26Speaker 1: me and see.
- 51:26Speaker 3: That I have fake blue eyes, but no, her saying
- 51:30Speaker 3: that was solely to.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Be a dick. There's no way anything else.
- 51:35Speaker 3: Then Panthea says she is more of a lady than
- 51:38Speaker 3: Karen and specifically points out the tattoo peeking out above
- 51:41Speaker 3: her boob, as well as the fact that Karen used
- 51:44Speaker 3: to sell clothes. I'm sorry, I'm with Karen on this one.
- 51:48Speaker 3: I am too, I'm with Karen on this whole entire fight.
- 51:53Speaker 1: And then she goes, what are you talking about?
- 51:55Speaker 2: My mom used to sell clothes and by the way,
- 52:00Speaker 2: I mean, I used to work at Snappy Car rental
- 52:03Speaker 2: and Burger King.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Does that define me for the rest of my life?
- 52:05Speaker 1: And even if she does sell clothes did retail? Who cares?
- 52:09Speaker 3: And I just so we know, I have a tattoo
- 52:11Speaker 3: on my toe that I got in the eighth grade
- 52:13Speaker 3: that's been falling off for years and now just.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Looks like a line, so like, I don't seen it down.
- 52:18Speaker 1: I I've been meaning to take you into Laser Away,
- 52:20Speaker 1: but bigger fish to fry lately. So whose team are
- 52:26Speaker 1: you on?
- 52:27Speaker 3: Definitely on Karen's team, I think, like Panthea truly has
- 52:31Speaker 3: never met like a judgment. She doesn't want to like
- 52:33Speaker 3: make like she's like, if there is something I can
- 52:36Speaker 3: judge and I can say openly where I want to say, Panthea,
- 52:38Speaker 3: why are you in the same dress as last week?
- 52:41Speaker 1: Right?
- 52:41Speaker 2: What I found like really intriguing, almost like a movie,
- 52:44Speaker 2: is there's NeSSI on the piano and she's going back
- 52:48Speaker 2: and forth and she's playing. She's looking out the window
- 52:53Speaker 2: and seeing the girls fighting.
- 52:57Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, because ain't gonna go Oh.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Well, I wonder how many times she had to film
- 53:04Speaker 3: playing that song before, like the bus actually got there,
- 53:10Speaker 3: how she got it cleared?
- 53:13Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. We don't know what if that
- 53:15Speaker 1: song was. We have no idea.
- 53:18Speaker 3: I mean, maybe the composer of that song is a
- 53:21Speaker 3: friend of Nassi's, but AnyWho, I mean, it was a
- 53:24Speaker 3: good episode.
- 53:26Speaker 1: I think that.
- 53:27Speaker 3: Clearly we can see who it's going to revolve around,
- 53:29Speaker 3: which is why I'm excited for the new Juliet to
- 53:31Speaker 3: come in. Yeah, yeah, thanks guys for tuning in to
- 53:34Speaker 3: another episode of to Teason a Pod. We will be
- 53:36Speaker 3: back tomorrow with more juice.