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The 2026 Mosey Awards · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 1: I just got a text for one of our bosses
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  Speaker 1: who said, why are you guys all dressed up? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Shame on you, boss, shame on you. Well boss, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: hold on a second, I'm gonna take this time to
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  Speaker 1: rip our boss. How would you not know that today
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  Speaker 1: is the first day of the Mojie Awards. How is
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  Speaker 1: that not advertised? Maybe it's true, you know what, You're
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  Speaker 1: the reason people don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Just to steal a word from David Adelman, you're on
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  Speaker 2: professional exactly right now.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: In the boss's defense, they were gonna be Thursday and Friday,
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  Speaker 3: this was an unexpected moji presentation.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be able to move. Yeah, man, okay,
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  Speaker 1: got an adapt We.
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  Speaker 4: Had to change the venue.
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  Speaker 2: We were gonna have it, you know, over in Beverly Hills,
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  Speaker 2: but we had to change it happens.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of Nelly, can we start.
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the fifth, sixth, seventh, Anny Well Moji Awards. Ah,
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  Speaker 5: who cares how many times you've done it? And it's
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  Speaker 5: not like any of you guys know how to count.
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain what these awards are?
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  Speaker 2: So the Moji Awards, they are our year end awards.
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  Speaker 2: We take everything from the previous year. In the way
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  Speaker 2: I say it, it's the worst things that we did
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  Speaker 2: over the last year balled into an awards show.
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  Speaker 1: So you're taking bad radio and glorifying it. Correct, So
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  Speaker 1: the worst of our radio venture what we've become as
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  Speaker 1: a group here, and I take great pride. You're taking
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  Speaker 1: the worst of what we've done and showing the people
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  Speaker 1: this is how we do it, exactly right, and this
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  Speaker 1: is what makes the number one sports show in the state.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So first category is worst bodily function.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I know who's getting this. Nominees do
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  Speaker 1: we have in this category? We got? We got six
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  Speaker 1: six nominees. Nelly, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost as if I think you hit on something
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  Speaker 4: their motion.
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  Speaker 1: He had did? I just here a gremlin can make
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  Speaker 1: up that's and that happens. It's so it's so you
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  Speaker 1: know that sound not to make excuses for a man,
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  Speaker 1: but he doesn't have a gall bladder. Yes, it's been
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  Speaker 1: taken out, and so I don't know how your body
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  Speaker 1: works without a gall bladder. That might be like that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like that's how it works. What's next.
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  Speaker 6: I was gleaning information for my text, like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 6: you're snotting his nose.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that, you know, Oh my god, look he's
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  Speaker 3: bleeding from his nose ripping.
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that?
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  Speaker 2: You just had a snot that hung like three inches
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  Speaker 2: beneath your face.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? I got a hole in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with my Like my
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  Speaker 1: tongue keeps going back there all your other holes. My
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  Speaker 1: my jaw won't operate properly. It's like everything's off bounce.
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  Speaker 1: You ever had a tooth extracted a molar? My tongue
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  Speaker 1: keeps going back to the hole in my mouth. It's
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest. I don't even I don't know even You
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  Speaker 1: feel like a child will lost her tooth and they
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  Speaker 1: can't stop going like this. But it's not a hole.
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  Speaker 1: This is a deep abyss. This may go all the
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  Speaker 1: way down to my feet.
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  Speaker 4: Stop playing with are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in pain? Or you are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: It's just fascinating when things develop in your mouth that
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  Speaker 1: you're not used to.
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  Speaker 4: All right, next, A lot more to get to with
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  Speaker 4: these games as we go along.
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  Speaker 1: Three oh three?
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  Speaker 3: How do I down by the way, How does how
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  Speaker 3: does my connection sound?
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  Speaker 1: Here? Like this? Oh? O God, I tried to came out.
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  Speaker 4: It is that the blow in your brains out there?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what that one was? I? Oh, okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. Here's here's how your Saturday
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  Speaker 1: is going to work.
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  Speaker 7: You're going to tune it like you did.
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  Speaker 1: You're all right?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Is that one more? I can't? Okay? One more? Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I want to take the magic wand and wish a
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  Speaker 1: little nasal passage issue for yourself. Textra twelve seventy seven.
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  Speaker 1: Did you do it for dide you do it for me?
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  Speaker 1: Hang on? Go ahead, Vic? What's the spell? Cast it?
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  Speaker 9: Cast it?
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  Speaker 1: Cast it right now for you. I give you a
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  Speaker 1: nasal poul up for two. It's like a doctor Susan nursery.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a spell. I don't watch cartoons. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how people do this little magicians.
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  Speaker 2: Watch out for the amazing No, no, no, let's go to
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  Speaker 2: the amazing Vic and his magic wand Redfish, Bluefish. It's
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  Speaker 2: just like what, oh god, oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: What you both of you gross? Go Nelly? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: both started hacking at the same time. That's this is
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  Speaker 1: why I don't like coming to the studio. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a microphone that's got so many microbes
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  Speaker 1: in it's disgusting. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Our first winner of the twenty twenty six mojis is
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  Speaker 2: vic I mos You're dying on the way to break.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to both of you.
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  Speaker 2: As always, our MOSI Awards are represented by Vixed Little Dingy,
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  Speaker 2: so you both get You can both get a Vixed
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  Speaker 2: litt Dingy.
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  Speaker 1: You get any portrait? Yes, oh, I'm gonna start giving
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  Speaker 1: those away if you want a vic Little Dingy portrait.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's get the things shipped out. Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get back to our emojis, please, nell.
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  Speaker 10: A, Welcome back Hit Emoji Awards.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not a British traffic eyeb I can still do
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  Speaker 11: my bestis PI pipe cheerio, jolly good, jolly good.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't know what British people sound like, or
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it convincingly.
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  Speaker 1: Who's that guy?
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  Speaker 4: That's our big voice guy?
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good? Actually that was good. He's trying to
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  Speaker 1: sound like victim.
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  Speaker 2: Our next category is worst use of the dump button, Nellie,
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  Speaker 2: how many of these do we have?
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  Speaker 12: Somehow I narrowed it down to five.
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  Speaker 4: We have five different nominees. Let's start with the first, that.
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  Speaker 1: Four nation thing they did in the middle of the season.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get the NBA.
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  Speaker 9: You know, we got the All Star Game.
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  Speaker 1: That live on our show. Yes, yeah, I was Chuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you called it the Sea All Star Game.
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  Speaker 1: I believe if I remember right, you know it's correct.
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  Speaker 1: He did that on our show. And the thing about
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  Speaker 1: it because he was on Zoom so he got dumped
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  Speaker 1: on radio, but he went live.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, correct. I like that one was next.
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  Speaker 1: Yet first we were all fist pump and the Chiefs. Finally,
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  Speaker 1: I've been waiting on this time for them to be down,
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  Speaker 1: and it's our time, and it's our time. And then
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  Speaker 1: you start watching the past like three or four weeks,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, holy guys, Emmanuel Sanders making his parents
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, all those fears that we had, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: remember that midway through the season, looked like the Chiefs
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  Speaker 2: were turning things around.
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  Speaker 1: And they finished the year six wins. Great, what's next?
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  Speaker 9: I give my hugs in that parking lot. I tell
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  Speaker 9: everybody I'm done. I cry in the locker as I'm
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  Speaker 9: putting my pads into my bag. I'm done. This is
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  Speaker 9: my last football game ever.
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  Speaker 3: Well, excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: What he's Shad Brown? All right, Shada? So you had
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  Speaker 2: two more here? Now you go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: If we're getting freaking apron and and uh and and
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  Speaker 3: what else? Bird rights and all this kind of crap,
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  Speaker 3: and our guy's gotta flee the scene and go to
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  Speaker 3: Orlando and go wherever.
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  Speaker 1: The hell they gotta go?
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  Speaker 3: How do these guys fit four b hip motion contracts
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  Speaker 3: in the freak started lives?
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  Speaker 1: Mo Sure that was so much mosure. See this is
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  Speaker 1: my motion.
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  Speaker 4: You can't talk about Aprons anymore? Can't do it?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Last one?
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  Speaker 2: You had so many similarities I feel like to the
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  Speaker 2: team three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: They do. They still have number one. But Lawrence, Kansas
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  Speaker 1: the best. That's just a city in a state. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean, Hey, that's sorry. Little things set me off.
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  Speaker 2: If you've dropped that one multiple times, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: and every time you say it, I'm like, it's I
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  Speaker 2: think you're allowed to say it, but I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Think you're allowed to say it. Uh So. Our winner
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  Speaker 1: for worst use of the dumb button is.
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  Speaker 4: Mosr's f bombs talking about the Celtics and Aprons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Mosier, you get a little dingy.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations most another little dingy for you.
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  Speaker 1: How many of those you guys got around your house?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I think you have like eleven twelve?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe now I can't help you with this another moji category.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Moji Awards as we reflect on
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  Speaker 5: all the bad, the awful, the even worse from last year,
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  Speaker 5: and we encouraged it home.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of what we do. This category is always
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  Speaker 2: a favorite every year. Worst Live read.
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  Speaker 4: Nelly.
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  Speaker 2: How many categories we have or how many nominees? Five
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  Speaker 2: five different nominees?
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 13: Get it out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the read. Oh and I got
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  Speaker 2: people throwing things around me at this desk. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: trying to do my job. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: number two five.
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  Speaker 1: That's got the winner.
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  Speaker 4: Number two five is great, what's.
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  Speaker 3: Next about higher energy levels, better games in the gym,
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  Speaker 3: sleeping better, waking up, feeling refreshed, more productive at work,
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  Speaker 3: no more brain frog, and so many other things wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, no, I haven't even heard it yet. It just
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  Speaker 1: hit me.
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  Speaker 2: I know what the winner is gonna be. But go
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  Speaker 2: ahead and ellen O t a lot. Most guys wait
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  Speaker 2: like a year to get checked. No need to wait,
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  Speaker 2: get it done right now. I'm in there.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it. Guys, get in, you get out. It's over.
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  Speaker 1: It's over. The fight is over. It is over. It's next.
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  Speaker 1: Navic Lombardi here. Mark Moser won't stop blowing his nose.
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  Speaker 1: And I know exactly why he's sick. He's sick because
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  Speaker 1: the ac was way too cold. They keep it way
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: too cold in his house. They can't set the thermometer.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: They can't do anything right. Is a thermostat or a thermometer?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, it's a thermist deat? Great question to
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  Speaker 1: ask midlife. Oh my god, so unserious. We got one more.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: We were having fun with old coaches.
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  Speaker 1: Come.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of go about the kicking balls.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not funny if you're dealing with any form
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  Speaker 3: of rectile dysfunction period whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: But don't do that too.
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  Speaker 2: You're a jerk. Look it's serious.
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  Speaker 1: Nelly, roll it will make you good. God, he got
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  Speaker 1: over twelve seconds of the read. I knew that one
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  Speaker 1: was coming. The other ones are great, though, too, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the winner is yeah, the live read that
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  Speaker 2: didn't actually happen for Yeah, that one was my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: One more time. Let's hear that one again. His first
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  Speaker 1: one I thought was better. Yeah. I want to hear
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  Speaker 1: both of those.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, we were having fun with old coaches.
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  Speaker 1: Come.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of go about the kicking balls,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not funny if you're dealing with any form
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  Speaker 3: of rectile dysfunction period whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that to me. You're a jerk. Look it's serious.
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  Speaker 1: He's like pain. I thought only roll it will make
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  Speaker 1: it up. Good God. The first one though, where he
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  Speaker 1: he admits what he does. I want that one again.
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  Speaker 3: That was better low te a lot. Most guys wait
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  Speaker 3: like a year to get checked. No need to wait,
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  Speaker 3: get it done right now. I'm in there.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, you didn't get out.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, congrats, motion another little ding for you? How about that?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man, Our next category.
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  Speaker 10: Welcome back Hit Emoji Awards. Jim Jimmy Chim Jimmy Chim
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  Speaker 10: Chim chru. This is all right in it, guys.
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  Speaker 5: You want me to fake a British accent because of
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  Speaker 5: some traffic guy that filled in. Yeah, okay, you don't
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  Speaker 5: have the Broncos from the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Hey, hey, don't tell us how to program our show.
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  Speaker 2: We tell you what to say. Our next category in
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  Speaker 2: the Moji's is another annual award that we all love
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  Speaker 2: and hold dear to our hearts.
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  Speaker 1: Is it VIC versus the Internet? Vic versus Stats?
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  Speaker 12: But but look at the parenthetical it's.
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  Speaker 2: Mostly mostly VIC versus stats. How many of these do
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  Speaker 2: we got four? Four of them?
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  Speaker 14: All right, go ahead, you guys know it was twenty
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  Speaker 14: five years ago that see you and Georgia Tech were
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  Speaker 14: co national champions.
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  Speaker 15: That was thirteen five years. No, they've last played a
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  Speaker 15: football game? Oh okay, well no, no, no, no, no, they
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  Speaker 15: never played each other that year. No, VIC twenty five
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  Speaker 15: years ago was the year two thousand?
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  Speaker 1: Tried that again? All right? What's negs?
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  Speaker 3: Which team scored by far the most points in the
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  Speaker 3: entire division.
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  Speaker 1: In the West AFC West? Was it Denver. It was Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: Vegas scored over one hundred more points this year than
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  Speaker 3: Kansas City. Really, Oh, I can't they think that. I
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  Speaker 3: give them back, they gave up a hundred more points.
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  Speaker 3: It was uh, it was it was the Broncos. No bad,
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  Speaker 3: it was the Broncos twenty five by way more than Kansas.
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  Speaker 1: Nelly, Nelly, Nelly. I feel like that's emotions next year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we knew it immediately, immediately.
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  Speaker 1: What's next.
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  Speaker 3: The Toronto Maple Leafs have zero power play goals on
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  Speaker 3: thirty one chances.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty bad. Yeah, they're a really good team.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're they're they're a good team. Carolina Hurricanes
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  Speaker 1: are a really good team. They're one for twenty five. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's.
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  Speaker 3: It's the early going, so everything is magnified a little
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  Speaker 3: bit more, right that that's what it is. Actually, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry they are. That's I'm completely wrong on those numbers.
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  Speaker 1: They have zero. They have one power play goal, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: one power play goal out of how many? Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Well ignore everything I just said. The hell
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  Speaker 1: was that I don't know power play go on how many?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? One last one go ahead who was
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  Speaker 1: that player on their championship team. They had Jason Kidd,
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  Speaker 1: they had Jason Terry. Who was that other j Burrian? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: the Ford who played really well and then fizzled out
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  Speaker 1: a year. I know who you're talking about. What was
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  Speaker 1: his name? The eleven He was a really good player
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  Speaker 1: and he was like an off guard small forward. And
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't Butler. No, no, go keep going about
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  Speaker 1: John Marion. Hu Sean Marrion. No, it wasn't Sean mary
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  Speaker 1: Je mar was very important. Not the guy I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Cardinals story Brewer, No Pages, Stoyokovic.
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  Speaker 1: Was there? No running out of people here Stevenson a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes later. I'm an old man without a prostrate.
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  Speaker 1: I can't think of his name. And okay, oh here
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  Speaker 1: it is Josh Howard. Jesus. He wasn't on the Rossby was.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't hear the roster and the winner is Moser.
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  Speaker 1: You're cleaning up the ASC West scoring stat Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You want a category that's got Vic's name.
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  Speaker 2: In it, that's I know, upsets another vix little dinghy
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Congrats.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's get to another category here.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Moses starring three really really really
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  Speaker 5: slow healers. I know Brett's the milker of the bunch,
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  Speaker 5: but has anyone milked an injury more than Moser and
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: his achilles?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? Wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Nathan says he came to a remote last year. He
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  Speaker 3: brought us parents. Bro was a stand up dude and
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: talked to us for a few minutes and introduced himself. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 3: Moser said, I have to sell a tent and bail.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that I think the Safeway and you and
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  Speaker 1: I were both gregarious and hospitable.
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  Speaker 2: And if you see me, if you see me in person,
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  Speaker 2: I am. I'm totally present with you, and I'm into
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  Speaker 2: the conversation. You want to text me for twenty minutes. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not happening with me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, what a?
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  Speaker 3: What A?
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  Speaker 1: What did I have to sell? I had to sell
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  Speaker 1: a tent.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Before you get this new category, text sorry in your
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: first and last name to three oh three five four
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: oh nine two five. That's the keyword for this hour.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: So another I did share my I did share my
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: sandwich with with easy. We both just horked down on sandwich.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: It was good.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Another annual category that we all love. Worst treatment of
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: a guest, how many of these do we have?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Now? I four? I'm looking for to go ahead. Uh,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I got one non non basketball comment as well. You
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: are a nine time Nebraska sportscast of the year nine times. Congratulations.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: But I do want to add this Kevin. That's that's like.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: That's like when in the first prize in a beauty
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: contest on, don't don't mean the man, Come on, don't
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: demean man.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: The only thing, the only there is that your competition
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: is guys like bright, So does it mean? I mean,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: come on, dude, that is Kevin the.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Great Kevin Cougler, by the way, who I think is amazing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was Kevin Coogler. Oh he's good. I
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: like him, very good. That's means that's not cool. What's next?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: All right? Paul Calvs's approaching the tent as we speak.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll delve into this son. What
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: do he look like? He's right there?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: That guy, yeah, with those floppy shorts. That guy, yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: he's smaller than me. And it's just classic mos. Never
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: met the man first, I'm gonna do his insult him
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: before he gets Let me look at the mustache on
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: this guy.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, till he shows up. Look at his mustache. Paul
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: cal vs Jesus, Welcome to Denver. What's next? Is she
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: from Sardinia? Okay, all right, so before we get going.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: For those who don't, ho ho ho ho ho ho
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: ho ho ho. Gallo.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: I was just in Sardinia about three months ago. Man,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: my first time there. I absolutely love Sardinia.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: It might be one of the best places on Earth.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not just saying it because I'm.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: We were on the west side, we're on the east side,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and we we started on the boat down at the
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: bottom and went all the way up and then all
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: the way back down. Right, you jump out, you swim
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: in the Mediterranean, you go inside the caves with the
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: boat and all that. Well, I'm a fan of I'm
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: even more of a fan now of your your better half,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: because Sardinia is awesome. Okay, you guys have a great show.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You missed its I missed that. So the day after Gallo,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I attired Danila Gallinari. I got him on the show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Moser had left because he had to get on the
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: team plane, so he wasn't part of the show anymore.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: So I was like, thank god, I was at the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I was at the airport. I was at the airport.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Show my reason he wasn't. Thenk God, Now we can
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: interview Gallow in peace without Mosure chiming in with crap
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: and out of the blue after his second answer, there's
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Mosure just coming in out of left field.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It's such a classic Mos move of we have this
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: guy on, we're excited to talk to him.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going to talk to you about my myself for
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: two and a half ynutes.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: First, forget the willow. He just turned that entire interview about. Yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I was there and the water was great, and me
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and the bear had a great time. I don't give
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: a crap. Have you well bred? Have you ever been
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to Sardinia?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's awesome. I had cool he was. He
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: was really excited about talking about it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 13: Sound more about it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: It did.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: It sounded like that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 16: One more go ahead, Hopefully I'll get out.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, there's a place there's I gotta send you
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: the address. I need a jacket.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: It's called McDonald's.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Check that out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: No, man, they need a jacket. Oh uh, it's by
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: where I stayed. I'll try to find it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Man, that's Veno. You I need a jacket man from
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: this place.
• 22:03
  Speaker 16: You handle your own business, but.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I can't get it over here in the States. I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: can only get it there.
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: Well, you know they got airplanes.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Jeff, say hi to the Queen for me. We'll talk
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: to you next week.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Queen's dead, dude, worried about he is? The Queen is dead, dude,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: it's the king.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Well, then say go to her, go to her burial site.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's dying. Thank you, Jeff.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: And the winner for worst treatment of a guest is Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: it's Mosure making it about himself with Gallo.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Mosure.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: You've won like every category so far. You get another
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: vicked little dinghy. Congratulations.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, I can't believe I did that to Kevin Coogler. Man,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: he's great.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Forget Coogler. But when you got on that ABS plane
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: after interrupting our gallow interview, was there any part of
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you that said, yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: or were you proud of that discussion?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I was proud because nobody else could relate to him
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: like that. And the life is life is from there.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Now you're complicit in that crime. You let him back
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: on the show when he was gone.
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, no, it was definitely an assist for me
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: because there was some we had some technical issues getting
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: Gallow on the zoom link wasn't working for him, so
• 23:20
  Speaker 12: I completely forgot to shut off mic. So Mosher had
• 23:24
  Speaker 12: already said I'm out, I'm gonna go get on the
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: team plane. I left his mic on and then he
• 23:29
  Speaker 12: ambushed us. So yeah, maybe give give a fraction of
• 23:31
  Speaker 12: that Moji to me, give me a part of Vick's
• 23:33
  Speaker 12: little day.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Actually was amazing that all it took was the word Sardinia.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And did you hear the pause and time when when
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: he brought it up in Gallow's pause was like, who
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Who's more hear the beginning of that again?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Is she from Sardinia? She is from Sardinia? Okay, all right,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: so before we get going. For those who don't know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you just saw squark gatto, I was just that that's good.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't need to do all that. That's all you heard.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It was like the Manchurian candidate.
• 24:15
  Speaker 12: It was like a code word and you just rose
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: up like wait, wait for the wait for the pause.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Though I absolutely love Sordinia, He's like, who.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Are you so let's do a couple of categories here.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: We'll move on.
• 24:33
  Speaker 10: Go ahead, Nellie, welcome back to the Mojia Wolves. Guys.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: You want me to fake a British accent because of
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: some traffic guy that filled in?
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: Okay, who cares about the British?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: What have they ever given us aside from that one
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: show about baking and like half of Mosher's favorite bands?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Very true, accurate.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna do two categories here. The first
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: one up is the worst family feud answer of the year.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: It's always fine, Nellie. How many of these do we have?
• 25:05
  Speaker 12: Five?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Five of these? All right? Go ahead?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Name something a squirrel might get, uh, get get in
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: a fight with if it tried to take its.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Nuts a python?
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Name something people do their arm pick.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Pythons don't eat something?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a great it's a great response
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: by moje Pythons don't eat nuts?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, where's my towel?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: What's next? There's a dead body in the house.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: What do you do with it? Call my dad? Dude.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: When I was twelve years old, I saw a dead
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: buddy and I called my dad.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: So it's just it was ingrained from a young age.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: What would you do if you saw a ghost?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Say what's up? What would you do if you saw
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a ghost? Tell chill out? Another answer? I guess another answer, Yeah,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, call my mom, say what's up and tell it
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to chill out. Two answers, Yeah, what's next? Name something
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: a bakery. In a bakery, a baker might call his wife.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: What hell does that mean? I don't even know what
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that means?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Something in a bakery. A baker might call his wife
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: meat loaf? He wrote, sense what meat loaf?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: You were so confused by the question, then we told
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: you the answers are like honeymuns or muffin or something
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: My brain was shriveled at that point. Do we have
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: one more? Nelly?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Name one of the Marvels avengers? Huh, Marvel's Avengers. Name
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: one Blimpy. I don't do cartoons. You guys know that
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: was a setup, and I know I specifically pick out
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: some questions just to be like, Vic's gonna get wrecked
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: on this one.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: All right, Nelly, the winner is Vic and Blimpy.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Now, Vic, you deserve this award.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I think meat loaf would have been I think the
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: committee got it wrong. But congratulations, you got a little
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: thing right here. I do.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Uh so our next one, yes, Nelly, uh, another one
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: of those.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Annual awards that I love and hold deer worst analysis.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the whole show?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Nellie?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: How many of these do we have? Somehow I narrowed
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: it down to four four? All right, So let's start.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: By the way, the Nuggets have won eight straight against Indianapolis.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Did you know that?
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: Eight?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Great?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Why do you keep saying Indianapolis?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know Indiana? The Pacers whatever, they're in Indianapolis.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You're exactly right, Indiana Pacers located in Indianapolis. That's the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: key tonight. He is Michael Porter Junior in Indianapolis against
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Indiana has to score at least twenty one points.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: That's I mean, it's I think it's great analysis here
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: for sports.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Get the geography. What's next? Will Lutz? You know we've
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: seen former kickers. It's the same practice, kicking and hitting.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, what do you mean it's the same practice.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: It's the same deal, kicking and football and hitting a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: baseball the same thing. What you say, extending your hips
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: using your body Yeah yeah, uh huh it's the same mechanics. Yep,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: most insane take you've ever had, No same mechanics. That's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: why a lot of kickers are good golfers.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: All right, can I say something I love when Vix
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: got a point and he accentuates by doing this.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh. All right, let's next.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's, as you call it, the island of
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: misfit toys. These they're greater, the whole is greater than
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: the some of their parts. How do you say that,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Jesus some other parts is greater than yeah, lost.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Maks, damn it, Vic, help teeth in your mouth? What
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: was the question? Some is greater than the No, the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: s is greater than the equal of its parts. Wait, wait,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the parts are equal to the some of the great.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Some is greater than the parts. The whole is more
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: valuable parts than the individual parts that make it up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I was right. That's terrible, terrible, I mean, come on, man,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: what are we doing here? What I still don't know
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: what it is? Hold on, some is greater than the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: whole of the party. Know what it is?
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Well, hang on, we got one more. Go ahead, and Nellie,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: we'll get the Keys to the game.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Let's do it right now.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Keys to the Game for Nuggets and Bulls tonight.
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: Here's movie Sherlin Bardy and key.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Is Vic Bcker not, Oh he's here.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, Vic, you got a thirty seconds Keys of the
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: game for the Nuggets and the Bulls tonight.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Turn his microphone on.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: If it's not, go ahead, Let's try this again. Nope,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Vic is not on.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm an old man without a prostate.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: And that is your Keys to the game, brought to
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: you Mike Johnson Auto Plaza experience the power of the Plaza.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: All right, so worst analysis the winner goes too it's
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: old man without a prostate.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Disagree too. I actually need you here, the whole than
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the some.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Of the equal parts or whatever you guys are talking about.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I need that again. So congratulations, Vican, another award.
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: For you, I guess if you get both of it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was ridiculous.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, what the saying is, as you call it,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: the island of misfit toys. These they're greater, the whole
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: is greater than the some of their part.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: How do you say that some other parts is greater than? Yeah? Lost, mad,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: damn it? Vic, Help, I'm not teeth in your mouth?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: What was the question? Some is greater than the No,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the sum is greater than the equal of its parts. Wait, wait,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the parts are equal to the some of their greats.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: The sum is greater than the parts. The whole is
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: valuable parts than the individual parts that make it up.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I was right, dude, what is it? What is it?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: And now I need to know what it is.
• 32:01
  Speaker 12: I think you guys got it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: This.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: That's it, the whole with W H O L E.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: The whole is greater and the parts. Yes, dude, we
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: were all over the map on that. Sprinkle that into
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: your broadcast tonight. Please please for oh yeah, don't do it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I will please at some point when the abs are
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: skating in Tampa, Bellows, the hole is greater than the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: sum of the part.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And I hope you forget what the line is again
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: and you just stole your.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Full of the parts is whole and greater, dude?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: All right, I got people texting in.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I was distracted because people are texting in that we're
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: saying it wrong.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: What is it that the sum? What are they saying? Now?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Some is greater than the whole of the parts.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: So so we were saying the whole is greater than
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: the sum of their parts, and that sounds right in
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: my head.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Who the hell came up with this stupid thing anyway?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Some mathematician trying to teach me English. Why don't you
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: just stick to your math?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: And then another texta says the sum of the parts
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: is greater than the whole.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Is what he said. We'll figure it out. You know
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm sticking with. I forget now its parts. Wait, wait,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: it's got to be your ball.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Continuing along with the Mooji's.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Moses, where you all have a
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: chance to win a prestigious, coveted award. I'm like noting
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: football this year?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: No, nope, no, next? Did you write that? Now? I
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: want to know who authored that?
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: Couldn't be me? Do you think I'd write that?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Couldn't be me? Harry jack Wagon?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 33:54
  Speaker 12: You turn down the pop Tarts bowl, that's what you get.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: VIC.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Next category is best caller. How many of these do
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: we have?
• 34:01
  Speaker 12: Let's go with five of these?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Five?
• 34:03
  Speaker 16: Go ahead, Nellie, damn man, I had perfectly good raisin
• 34:07
  Speaker 16: toast I had to throw out. I lost my appetite
• 34:10
  Speaker 16: after that story, I would prefer watching Chloe kardashi and
• 34:15
  Speaker 16: get waxed in her intimate areas. So hearing the Lamon
• 34:19
  Speaker 16: story again, and Chloe Kardashian looks a lot like character
• 34:22
  Speaker 16: actor Steve Dushman, who.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Was that great Mike in Lakewood. That's after one of
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Moser's incessant stories about Lamon. Yeah, car racing, when he
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: goes on and on and we've heard the story forty
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: times and Mike get hurt enough. Mike's not even He's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: not even a host on the show. Now, It's like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I've had enough of this? What's next?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Vic Vick?
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: Vick, I disagree with you on ninety nine point nine
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: percent of the stuff you say. My man, Okay, but
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: you could not be more on the nose with this.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: I'm stuck in a l hole now.
• 34:56
  Speaker 16: Dayton is just it's oh God.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Every day I get up in the morning, I'm like,
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: I gotta do this again.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: No, I mean you know where you are. I mean
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: you're you're one hundred feet from either you know, catching
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: two in the back of the head or or story
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: having like the other one hundred feet Ye're like, oh,
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: I'm at a Bob's Big Burger. Yeah, I'm in the
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: diet cholesterol.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Now, this is great.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, I take offence to ninety nine point
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: nine percent. And not obviously that guy agrees with me
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: on more things than he knows, but about he lives
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: in Dayton and hates it. Yeah, Dayton, Ohio is the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: worst city in America. It's by far the worst city
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: in America. I defy you to find a worst city.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: What's next, nelling?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Justin? Next, you're up?
• 35:41
  Speaker 16: Good morning, guys, Hey guys, do it?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Good morning? Well, I can't. I keep pulling the ball
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Other than that's great, justin.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I've got a real over the top problem I can't fix.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, That's why I got Rocky Mountain Min's clinic.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Oh good, say you're there all right?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Next one, congratulates, Uh, enjoy those jerseys, put them up
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: in the man cave. I've always wanted to say this though,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: and it's a big prize. So just humor me for
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: a second.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Tell us what station made you a winner? It's all right?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: He like congratulations money, We'll get in touch with you later.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Focus a farcus, all right, I don't like the way
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: that you guys are saying that last name. By the way,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: imagine if my name was Mark Farcus.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: All right, one more, go ahead.
• 36:31
  Speaker 16: Oh my, it's so bad.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: We play golf.
• 36:34
  Speaker 16: We play golf.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: No, so bad. It wasn't even close to the whole.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Dude had Augusta.
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: Based flat on the green.
• 36:46
  Speaker 16: He'll be like you see that lad of glass right there,
• 36:50
  Speaker 16: late shade, forty five degree agle like that.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I want him gone. I want to I want him
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: out of here. That was your son, Dante, who had
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to call in. It was so good enough of you
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: talking about Augusta. That's unfortunate.
• 37:07
  Speaker 12: So good and by the way, just hearing him talk, boy,
• 37:10
  Speaker 12: the apple doesn't fall far from the.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Trade, right Ye me the other day I thought it
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: was done with it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Just every word, man, I know the winner best caller
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: is Yeah, there are some good ones, but yeah, Dante, Dante.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: In a way, congratulations Dante. You get a naked picture
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: of your father, I'll be concerned if that's on the wall.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: So uh, yeah, Dante is the winner. Let's do another
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: one here.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is great.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: This is one that I'm excellent in that I usually
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: take the cake on category is called that's not my
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: name and Brett.
• 37:51
  Speaker 12: By the way, normally there's just one category for mispronunciation,
• 37:56
  Speaker 12: miss perfect mispronunciations. Yeah, and I'll put names and words
• 37:59
  Speaker 12: in there. There were so many clips that I had
• 38:02
  Speaker 12: to make two separate categories for names and words.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so this one's names names alone. How many
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: of these do we have?
• 38:10
  Speaker 12: That's not my name? Category has five entries?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Five? All right, let's hear them. Which Bogdanovitch do they have?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: They?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, they have the good one, that's Bogdon, they have
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: the four Atlanta one. The good one is Bogdon.
• 38:28
  Speaker 17: Yeah, Bogdan, bogged On, Bogdan, bogd On, big Don Bagdon.
• 38:35
  Speaker 17: I will never that's one of the egg without playing
• 38:41
  Speaker 17: that over big Don.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Alright, what's next?
• 38:50
  Speaker 12: I'm going Oh, by the way, I need to say
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: this was all from the same segment. This next clip.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going out to O t A's today practice. What
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: am I there? What am I looking at? I'm going,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going out to see what's up
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the thighs on Hampton. It's his name's Harvey, Harvey. I
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: want to get a good look at that La Fungo
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: guy too. Again depends on your perspective. You know who
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the punter is, right, This is the guy that let's
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: crosh out, I got three name?
• 39:28
  Speaker 18: Oh my god, why God, I gotta hear that one again.
• 39:35
  Speaker 18: I want to hear one more time, all in the
• 39:37
  Speaker 18: same segment, all of these for.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Today. Practice. What am I there? What am I looking at?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going you know what, I'm going out to see
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: what's up the thighs on Hampton. It's his name's Harvey Barby.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I want to get a good look at that la
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: fungo guy too ufonga. Again, depends on your perspective. You
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: know who the punter is, right, This is the guy
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that let's crash aw whatever. Couldn't go a sentence without
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: correcting something. You said? All right here, how many do
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: we have left?
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: How many more?
• 40:14
  Speaker 12: Three more?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Three? More? Okay, go ahead.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Monte Stebbens, Monte Stebbens, you have five minutes starting now, sure,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Monty or it could be Monty Monte, Monti Mantis Stevens.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Whatever if that sounds remotely like your name, three.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You sound a little bit like p and keel key
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: and p heel.
• 40:44
  Speaker 13: What what did he say?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Do that again? Whatever?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: If that sounds remotely like your name.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Three, you sound a little bit like p and keel
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: key and p heel It's oh my god, all right? Two?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Still, all right?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Why is Scooby Doo parthen?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: What? Why is Scooby Doo? He can't dogs can't talk?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I think Scooby and Thelma had something going on. Oh
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: for god, alright, let's go to break.
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: Did you say Thelma?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Her name name is Delma, but Belma. I don't watch
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: cartoons Belma. I don't know Belma Velma. And you thought
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: her and the dog had a thing. Oh my god?
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, last one, last one.
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: I decided to put a highlight reel together because I
• 41:42
  Speaker 12: had so much trouble narrowing it down.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Sandra can't Mali Juku and Alexander Gory. Jesus, is that
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: help or hamper the Broncos with Melvin Mims back there?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Mason delivered the hit and it was a man. His
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: name is Man. I'm sorry. The New Safety is gonna
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: be fun to watch because I guarantee he's gonna make
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: a couple of Defunk is gonna make a couple of
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: plays where you're gonna go, WHOA this guy Mercado de
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Marcado de Maccardo. I can't wait to ask him about
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Grimley playing.
• 42:16
  Speaker 10: With his dad wide receiver out of Ohio State.
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: Bo, bring on, Jackson Dort do you want Bradley Zappy
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: now to get first team reps?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: You know? The fifty five from Jamurry is eye popping
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: and it's an amazing it's a great highlight reel.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: What's the guy's name? Jack? What Yannick Sinner?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I'm dead, dude, I'm dead, dude. That is unbelievable.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Eyes are watering, we are this is seriously, I feel
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: bad for the audience that listens to this show. What
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: this is so bad? It's embarrassed. We're an embarrassment. Oh
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: what all right? What we deeming value do we have?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: We can't even pronounce these names.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Correctly, Nelly, I want to hear this again tomorrow. Okay,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I have to hear this again. But the winner of
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: That's not my name is mos your Big Don, Big
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Don Big. I will say that is my favorite, just
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: because we played all the time, But the rest of
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: those were unreal. Most congratulations at name for you.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: By far. Oh my god, my eyes are watering. I
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: did not realize how bad we are with names? How many?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: How many times you're gonna mess up? Who fungu? By
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the way, I don't know, dude, it's not a normal name.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Let's do some more categories, though, shall we.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Moji Awars? No prostates melanin or
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: bees required, just bad takes.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Melanin? How dare you talk about Moses that way?
• 44:00
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Next category? Another great one? Worst accent? How many of
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: these do we have? Nelly?
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: We got five, five of these nominees, and I'll give
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: you one guess who is in all five of them?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: All right, go.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Ahead, this is Mose, Lombardi and bretdy kg b. Okay,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: that's that's what the show is.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I will splash than ever. I'm blank in vaunt. That
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: was your teddy cage so bad? You know I'm color blind.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I think I might be accent blind.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Accent.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I think you are accent blind. Yes, Now, what did
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you say?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I'm color taste when you said that years ago?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I can't taste anything. I'm color taste. What's next?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I mean that's why we say, when you've got a
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: special player, pay him, right, you pay that guy now?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Then me and his winning again not quite in the NLCOVI,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I try to get it. Hey, why do you sell
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: of your peewe's playhouse?
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: He that mean?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Moy? Hell is awful? Awful? All right? Next one, such
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a good point. They let him stick around, hang around,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: hang around. That was a poor attempt to recreate rounders.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: What the hell were you trying to do? What hanging around?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Hanging around? Hanging around? Are these all teddy kg? I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: keep trying. It's awful. I keep throwing bad all right?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: What's next? How about German? Give me some German? Right now?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I want to Adam. Give me another one. Come on,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: give me Swish, Swedish. Oh god, let's play the football.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: I want to play the with the boat.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Give me cajun Louisiana. He fall, it's pretty good, right,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: have football.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I like to throw the football in Irish. Give me
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: an Irish accent.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm having trouble fighting my inner Irish here
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: or you look to throw the foot boy? This is embarrassing.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Got so bad, And that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: Was the one segment you just started pick through accents.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: It's awful, so bad, And the winner for the worst
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: accent is vig But which one?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Any one of your Teddy KGB's you're very poor.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I want to be very before I pass, before that
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: day comes. I want to be able to hit on
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Teddy KGB all ninety chick, chick. I just need to
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: be able to hit on that. In fact, I'll go
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: to a school, a class or whatever. I watch YouTube
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: videos all day. I want to hit on that.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Oh I like this one too. We'll close out the
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: segment with this one. Worst treatment of a spouse.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Can get us in trouble? How many of these do
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: we have?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Four?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: All right? Now we go ahead. That's the beauty of
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: having a brother. And I have two of them. You
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: could beat the crap out of each other, both mentally
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and physically, and a day later nothing ever happened, exactly.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I tell my wife that all the time. Can't you
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: just be my brother? Yeah, I'll just leave it back
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: after this? God, all right, what's negus?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: All right? So Moj's gonna be out of time, Brett.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Can you give me tomorrow night two good hours to
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: come watch the Queen? But I just need two good
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: hours out of you. Let me take care of your
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: wife for a bird. Hey, I don't think they came
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: out right, you know, what.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I'll take care of her, don't you at it?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: That's Jack.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: That's after she had her new knee put in right.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's funny, dude.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: But to tell you, I'm going back on paternity leave sooner.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: It's not my life. Oh it's the last day of
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the month. In fact, the Nuggets play their seventeenth game
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: of the month, tied for most in the NBA.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: No, is your wife vacuuming?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I can hear that too. Hold on a second day?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Does she know you're working here? And what's she doing?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: All right? Last one? Go ahead.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: You guys are always asking me, do you watch this?
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Did you watch it?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: No?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I don't have time.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I spent two weeks in a Rochester hotel, that's true.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Should have brought your sticks. Hmmm. And now I'm stuck
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: with gimp over here.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: She can hear you, dude, What are you doing?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I don't care quick? Come on, man, Come on, man.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: And the winner for worse treatment of a spouse is.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Brett and Vic for how they treated Darry. What does
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: that mean? I was trying to take care of her too.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: All right, congratulations, can get another crying I'm crying man,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: all right? We got a couple more before we close
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: out the show.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: In this last segment, we get one last look at
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: the AVS game tonight.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Textas says that I don't care. Was so sincere. Yeah,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: let's hear that one more time.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I don't care what Jesus she can hear you, dude,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? I don't care. The difference. Here's
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the difference my relationship, my wife, my lovely wife. While
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: we've been married thirty years. We don't take things personally.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: You guys take like your wives. If you say something,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: they get all hot and bother all the time. She's
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: super easy going. My We have said, yeah, whatever he said,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: he's an idiot, it's okay. It's not that big a deal.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I call her a gimp every once in a while
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: with her knee. Big deal. She's gonna hate this.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: By the way, at the end of the show yesterday,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I get a phone call from her that her heat's
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: not working. We had an HVAC problem like it a
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: couple months ago. So I'm nervous.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: And I tell her.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: She goes it says low battery on thermostats. So I
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: changed the batteries and now nothing's working and I go,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: all right, well, can you go out and check the
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: circuit breaker?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: See if something tripped? My wife wouldn't where the sir,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where the circuit breaker is.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: So she goes out and checks it and she goes, no,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: nothing's working. So I call this HVAC guy and I'm like, dude,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can you come back to the house and
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: look at this. I get home and I go, just
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: show me the batteries real quick, and she swore she
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: put them in right. She put the positive to positive.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I said, flip flip that one around, flipped it around,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: put it back on the wall.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Everything popped back on reaction. Yeah, then what Well?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I kept giving her grief for the next two hours
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: about putting in a battery incorrectly, and yeah, yeah that's.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: What that's appropriate, that's appropriately to a fight.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: No, she was just she was embarrassed, so I kept
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: hammering the embarrassment.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll lead to a fight now.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Probably didn't want that shared on the air, but you know,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: things happen. But a couple more categories here, Nelle.
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: Welcome back kid Emoji Awards. I'm not the British traffic guy,
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: but I can still do me best? This is all right?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: In it all right?
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: Who's next to receive emoji?
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: The next category is best worst vic rant?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: How many of these do we have?
• 51:51
  Speaker 12: Let me see, I got about a thousand folders open here,
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: we got have soundbites coming out of my ear holes.
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: We have five vic somehow I narrowed rants down to
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: just five.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: What qualifies as a rant? You'll know this is an
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: opinion medium. Yeah, we we offer opinions. I have a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: right to an opinion.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I really hope this first one out of the gate
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: is something you're ranting on, something incredibly inane and stupid.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: But let's see what's number three?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Thou must despise all Raiders fans, especially the so called
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Denver natives and the people who wear the suits and
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all the crap. I'm just wondering when when Moses was
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: up there, did he have some dude show up? I'm
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: just curious, when he's doing the command, did he have
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: some rando I could have really helped that mob really happened.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Most would have been like, what do you mean by
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the lord's name? In vain? Though vain and no point
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: that we see some rando guy just show up and saying, hey,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I have a question about number three. How about you
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: just shut up and absorb my commandment absorbed. That was
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: me getting mad because I was in the middle of
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the thing and Moser had a chime.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: In every commandment you said. Moser had a follow up
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: to each commandment that you laid out.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? Yeah, we blew it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I instructed my guys to foul too soon. We didn't
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: burn any time off the clock. Hey, Sga, going straight
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: to the bucket for the dunk. Now you always want
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: the bucket, I guess right.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Most to say that had no impact on the outcome
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: of Hesus, that's correct, and so arrogant. Correct, so arrogant
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to say, yeah, it did not have an effect on
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the result of the game. What are you talking about?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: It had a direct effect, It really did. And I'm
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: so mad. Now what's that about.
• 53:38
  Speaker 12: That's your boy Mark Dagna and he was doing that
• 53:41
  Speaker 12: weird substitution style.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to make sure you wasn't getting the ball in fast.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: What's next? You only tell something. I'm sick of these
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: people saying stretch as if it's the cure all for
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: everything in life. I stretched like a mother and you
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: still can't. It hasn't done anything. Stretching all the time.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: You want to stretch right now, you can stretch, stretch crap,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: but it fixes everything. I'm so tired of that. Oh yeah,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: just a good stretch. We'll get you. No won't, No won't.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: So it's great in fields, but it doesn't do anything
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day. Tell me I'm wrong.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many people would agree with your
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: assessment on that. Uh. Next, everybody's a drama queen. Everybody
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: has a conclusion before they even see anything. You haven't
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: even met these guys. You haven't talked to them. I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: haven't even talked to them. Oh my god, it's well,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: what are they doing?
• 54:32
  Speaker 13: Shut up?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: You guys have no clue what the relationship is between Joker,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: this city, and this team. No clue you think you do?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You have no idea. Shut up. He's fine, he's not
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: going anywhere. Stop talking about it. This shut up. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: think this is a record for that's hired of the drama.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. One championship under Joker. He's gonna leave. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Nikola Jokic comes off as the guy who's gonna set
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: up shop in Miami with the shades all right?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Was that about Tenser in in Wallace after they got hired. No,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: that was about all the people speculator in LA because
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: oh my god, joker's gonna get jokers gonna want out.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: And I was like shut Maybe after the kronky, that
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: weird cronky comment that he made. Remember when he said
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: something like, hey, I don't eve want to ponder the
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: idea of trading fifteen?
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Remember he had that press conference?
• 55:25
  Speaker 13: Maybe is that yeah?
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: And then last one go ahead and I want people
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: to stop texting me with this.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, perfect, get it in nine shots. I don't
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: care about those people. They do this for a living,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: They get paid to do this crap. I'm an old
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: man without a prostate who set in a gym with
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: my brother rebounding. I don't care about those yah, stop it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Oh did you get a hole in one? Tiger's got twelve?
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I mean these are these are young men who's sitting
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: their own gym and do this crap for a living.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm supposed to be impressed like you. I'm supposed
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: to be impressed by that. Yeah, I think about it
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: makes me even more mad. Hey, let me tell you something, right, now,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I'd be totally fine. Without dude Perfect, I'd be totally fine.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what it is. Uh, the
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: winner for best rant is the dude Perfect rant. Yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: I think that's right. Call congratulations, VICKN.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Have a little bangy for you. Today.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: We have one more that I want to get to here,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: and I am very excited about this because I don't
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: know what this is, but I can't wait to hear it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Worst treatment of a recently deceased beloved celebrity.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Worst tribute are tribute? Okay, tribute go ahead?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, Before I audi here today speaking of allowing it
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: or not allow it would had been real. I know
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: they measured it. I know they waited. I know it
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: came back illegal WonderBoy and The Natural. Robert Redford has
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: passed away at the age of eighty nine, and I
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: loved The Natural like that baseball movie, so I am
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: read for It's one of the great movie stars of
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: our lifetime. Wonder Boy, I mean tree by his house
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: got hit by lightning.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: He made a bat.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm one pop.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Say we'll measure why if it comes spec you can
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: use it, remember something like that? Yeah, Rubber Redford dead.
• 57:33
  Speaker 13: At the age of eighties? What in god, I don't
• 57:43
  Speaker 13: know what.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You know? You don't want to want to be respectful,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: right because the guy passed in my mind of like,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: what are you droning on about here?
• 57:54
  Speaker 12: I just talked about a fictional baseball bat and said.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Rubber Redford dead at the age of Oh my god.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's kick it off. Most you're gonna try and
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: wake you up.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: I want to get two categories out of the way
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: right now because the Moji's continue today and we have
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: a ton to roll through here, so we'll talk more ahead.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the fifth, sixth, seventh Anyal Moji Awards. Ah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: who cares how many times you've done it. It's not
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: like any of you guys know how to count.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Now. I remember with this category, I have a feeling
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna laugh at all. You're not gonna get
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: a smile out of me.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: There's no giggles, there's no little school girlski nothing.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: We'll see because I love this category. I love it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: It's something I think Marty made the last year he
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: was here, but it was great category called nailed it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: How many nominees.
• 58:53
  Speaker 12: Do we have we have five and the first entry.
• 58:56
  Speaker 12: By the way, this is a compilation I found. This
• 58:59
  Speaker 12: was all one fact checker from one day.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to it. And finally they're doing
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: something on that side of the football, and they may
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: not be done. According to Adam Shifter, remember who you are, Minnesota.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You are the worst major sports city in our country.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: What has Minnesota won the city of Minnesota.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Over the last one You have to accept the fact
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: that they aren't good on defense right now and they
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: won't be.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: There is no flip that they're gonna switch when the
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: playoffs hit.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, they're just aren't good and they are hitting dingers
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: right now, and they're not hitting singles. It's not just
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: singles and doubles. They're leaving the ballyard. What's wrong with that?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I anything that.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: You say that his baseball phrasing is, it's always incorrect.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with the ballyard? Leaving the ballyard? What's wrong
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: with that?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: So that was all from a single show that was
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: on March thirteenth. That's an old school the way called
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: it a ballyard.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Riker still calls it a ballyard because they're most of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: your eyes will open.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Here's a smile.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Slipers Rikers a two hundred year old Canadian. So he
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: still uses ballyard.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 12: H And by the way, Brett, you're actually in good
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 12: company with your switch the flip flip the switch.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Everything was working beautifully and then switch of the flip
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: of the switch.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 16: If the flip was script, you know, if the it
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 16: was flipped the script and it was the other way around.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Who's that?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 13: That was?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 12: Johnny Mitchell?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, all right, what's the next nominee?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Because tonight we have our Altitude ninety two five Sports
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Altitude Fantasy Football League Draft? Correct? Yes?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: Is that?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: What the full titles? What time is that draft?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of altitudes.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: The official name is the Altitude Sports Radiing ninety two
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: five Altitude Fantasy Altitude Draft. It is so many you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: know what again? You know how this is with those reads?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You know who to blame on this? Who's to blame?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: You weren't doing a read, you were ken, you were
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: just talking. But well, I won't say yet. There's one
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: that I remember. Maybe it's on nailed it to go ahead?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: And now he what's next?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Do you know the story of Dave Draveki, I don't
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: former lefty in the Bigs pitching for the Giants. He
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: got cancer in his arm and they had to remove
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: the cancer, but they had removed some tissue as well
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: in his throwing arm, in his throwing arm, and he
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: came back actually and came back to the major leagues
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: and pitched, and in that game, on a pitch his
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: arm snapped. Oh god, but guess what he got the win? No, kidd, yeah,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: he won the game, but his arm snapped. He had
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: to have it amputated because the cancer gone to.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: The terrible story to bring he came back and broke
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: his arm mid game.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: What the hell was that talking about a guy just
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: coming back from after injured, being injured for a long time.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: So Gabe comes in, he scores the power play go
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: and they cut his leg off, like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Shut shut him off. No, I know, shut him off,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: shut me off.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So we're trying to celebrate the return of Gabriel Landskag
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: and this bring this guy brings.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Up that I remember the guy who had that great
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: comeback and then had his arm cut off afterwards, that.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I know, shut him off, shut me off, shut him off,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: shut me the word I can't really think right now?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: What's next?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Nelle? He only played fifty How many games did he
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: play this year?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Fifty something?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: But didn't it happen at the six nations? Five nations?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Four nations? How many nations were involved? Three nations? Four nations?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Nailed it? I get it? You know what now? That
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: it was an outstanding event? What a great tournament? What
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a dumb name for a tournament? They come up with
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: something better than that? What are you gonna call it? Dude?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: It was just like four countries getting together, four powerhouses,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: and so they really went to the wheelhouse for that one. Hey,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: we have four cutries.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Do we go to call us? How about we call
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the four nations?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Did you did you watch any of the game last
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: night at all?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? The ass game I watched you did you see
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: your interview with Betman was great? There you go, That's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: what I want to ask. Interview with bet he was.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: He was proud of the four nations and he's he
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: should be. Yeah, he was the crazy mid season tournament
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And the Olympics are he self admitted it. Look,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: they haven't been since two thousand and what ten? Most
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you know, the funniest thing about the Batman interview real quick,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't even look towards Ryecroft's way because right Crofts
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: was dressed so crazily. He liked it though.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: In fact, before we got on the air, he said,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: look at you.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I like, who's this pimp? Yeah? We have one more, Nellie,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: one more.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to be disrespectful of another
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: region of the country because I lived in Indiana for
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a while and I made many trips to Indianapolis, so
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to disrespect the city. But it's repulsive, unlivable.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I would never again, never disrespect another city. But that
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: is a joke of a town. It's repulsive and unlivable.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: If you do just the word with all due respect
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: or I'm not going to be respectful, anything goes.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 13: It's in the Geneva Convention.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, and it reminds me. It reminds me of it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: There's two things in this world.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: I can't stand people who are disrespectful of other people's
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: cultures and the Dutch.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: The winner of Nailed It is.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Moser. Shut him off, shut me off. Yeah, congrats, you
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: get a little being.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Up because it was midstream that he figured out, God, this.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 10: Is probably not a good com.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Them off, shut you off? All right?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: One more real quick?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Also a great category worst use of phrasing, Nellie, how
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: many nominees?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Six? Oh? My, go ahead? But yeah, I think that
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously you want to win game five? Is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: that gunga?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: Damn?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: It's too much in my mouth? Huh, it's too much?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 11: Oh wow, all right, well, I have no idea what
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 11: she just asked me.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: My favorite part of that is Christian Brown had a
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: thousand things he wanted to say, and instead he just
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: went with, oh wow.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, as the kids like to say.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Pause, Yeah, what's next?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be sebenty five today. Nice. Good for you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Myself, I played with myself a lot, so I have
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: no problem, you know, going out there just banging the
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: ball around.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: We don't have a comedy writer. This just writes itself.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: What's next? That? This just like what's his face? Lord? Samaren?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Just whacked off? We wacked off? That starts head, Remember
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: what did you pause? That was such a pregnant pause
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: after that? Way that again, Nelick that this is like
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: what's his face?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Lord Samarn just whacked off?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you stop? All right, what's next?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 17: And by the way, I had to dig this up
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 17: to wax on right, whacked off, whacked.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: Off, bread in through nose, out the mouth.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: We look look at look at my face this morning? Okay,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: it looks like I got hit with you know, ten
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: pounds of meat.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: You got a two by four face six seven times?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Try things like you realize all these wonderful things coming
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth all came in days like this
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Morning's where you've got no sleep after a long road trip.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: That's it's the gift that keeps on giving tired motion.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, smiling. By the way, Yeah, what's what's next?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: So you know how I am? I came in from
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the backside. Only you praised that, Uh huh, cool, Carl,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I approached him from the backside. Not much better, Okay,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I I placed it. Okay, whatever, So you know how
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I am. I came in from the backside. You know
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: how I am? Everybody does?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Oh one more, well, it didn't look like you're on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: a yacht, but I did hear your your mode of
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: choice for transportation went scooter.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Don't make fun of this. The one I was on
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: was one. You've seen my hog, right, This makes my
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: hog look like a little int. The thing that was
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: on the baby, that sucker was a monster.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Just by comparison, a major hog looks smaller.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I got. I'm always comping hogs.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I'm always god all right, I'm always comping hogs.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: The winner is.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Mosure for wax On wax Oh yeah, I literally think
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: any one of those could have won, any single one.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Motion.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Congrats you get another little dingy good.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Oh all right. So from a Texter, teams are forcing
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: McKinnon into bad passing lads, passing lanes, and mccarr can't
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: seem to get a shot.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Through on any given night.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: That is the case.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I would argue to you that teams are not forcing him,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: he's forcing the issue.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm right, this townis so I'm gonna bring this
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: up with coach.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, the teams are forcing him, but he's still
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: the one making the decision to try it.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Well, you just maybe it's a McKinnon problems. He's done that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of been something that's been in
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: his bag for for a while.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Is he'll try and make the perfect pass through a
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: whole bunch of traffic that gets knocked away and stuff
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I mean something he's done for a long time, those
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: entire career. Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Because what it works, it works splendidly.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Right, I mean how many times we see that, especially
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: with like Miko when he was hearing on the power.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Plus he also tries things and can do things that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: other people cannot.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, so because of that, when it works, it really
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: it can work. But when it doesn't, you get stuck.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I said, did I really say the words
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I'm always comping hogs? Yes, I'm always comping hog? Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Not only did you say it, you said it with
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: an enthusiasm like you know, you know what that's a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: regard to.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Right, you were what do you think I'm talking about?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: You were on a large Italian hog. I saw it. Yep, yeah, alright, easy,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I was. I was writing a.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Vest ba on there MOUTHI coast Yes zwned by Tony Soprano.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: No, uh, let's get one more emoji in here before
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: you get the break.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: Welcome back hit the Emoji Awards.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 11: I'm not a British traffic eye, but I can still
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 11: do my best is Pip Cheerio jolly good, jolly good.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 10: What British people sound like, or I can't do it convincingly.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Another annual award that I love worst toss to break?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: How many non needs for this one? Nelly? Four?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Go ahead when we come back, winds are good. But
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: can we talk about your eyeballs a little bit? Can
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: we talk about your eyeballs that are connected to your
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: heart and your tongue? Follow me on this porch, chop,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: I'll lead you the way. What I don't remember that
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: at all?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Eyeballs connected to your heart and your tummy. All right,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: don't got to that at all. What's next? I'm gonna
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: ask a question guy. I want you guys to answer
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: during the break. Don't look it up, don't cheat, don't
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: go to the internet, don't do any of that. Use
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: this break. And if you're at home, if you're driving around,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: don't stop your car. Go to the library, use a
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: computer to find it or use your phone. Don't do that. Wait,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: can you still use computers with the library. I don't
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: know what in the last one hundred years. And we're
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: gonna go to break after I ask this question. Nelly,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: all right, hit the brake sign after I hit this, Jesus, answer,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: can we come back? Break sign? Whatever? That is the button?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: What in the last one hundred years has been the
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: most popular name for an American boy? American in the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: last one hundred years, go to break, Jesus, that took
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: born peace? You ever want to know the answer? Now?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Don't you hate hey? Right now? As you're driving around?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to know? Now? You can't even go
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to work without knowing that answer?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Mohammed, I don't know.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I forgot. That was a long time ago. What's next?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: As we roll on here?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Don't forget Coach Bednarer At nine thirty today the team
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: got back really really late. I'm glad I came home
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Sunday nights. You ever see a really a really guy
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: in a really good spot whine and moan about another
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: guy in a really good spot and everybody else is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: not in a really good spot?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: No idea? What that meant? Good? I'll explain next. Jesus,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: good God, you say you ever seen a really guy?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Is that what? You? I guess? A guy in a
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: really good spot? All right? Nelly, last one forty four
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 19: A baseball A baseball. Hey, you guys will tell you
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 19: what that means when we come back. Well, have you
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 19: guys ever do we have to Yeah?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Who cares? You guys? Ever been too good to accomplish something? Yeah?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Oh totally.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Somebody's way too good to accomplish the thing that they
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: everybody wants them to accomplish.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Thank god, you're horrible. I actually remember that.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it's one of the few times I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: viced VIC. I didn't listen to a word you were
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: saying that, not a single thing.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 12: But even still, my favorite part is a vis like
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 12: forty four thousand dollars for a baseball will tell you
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 12: what that means?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Oh? Thanks Vic? Yeah. Uh.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: And the winner for worst toss to break is all
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: of us for whatever the baseball thing was. Yeah, yes, congratulations.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I think this is my first little dinghy.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: The entire most see is that the first award you've won.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's the first one. I guess you're not
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: as dumb as we are. Who's leading the award count
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: right now? Moju's got to be leading most.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: You cleaned up early and then it became a lot
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: of VIC. I don't know, I'm not sure. Let's do
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: a couple more moji's here, this one, Oh.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, Welcome back to the mojies where everything's made
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: up and the prostates don't matter.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Is that an old whose line reference? Right there? Yep?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: This category another good one that comes up every year.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Vic and moser versus technology? How many of these nominees
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: do we have?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Four? All? Right?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: What's first?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: They tried, though humor cannot be translated by artificial an
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: yet human humor cannot yet?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 20: Go ahead, bright, get get chety, cheap, get what's called
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 20: chat beach, chet beachi P.
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  Speaker 3: I remember chat each, I remember chatch.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Can't tell you something I have because I'm gonna do
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: this for I think, as long as I can, until
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: society forces me to. I have not used AI for
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: anything like chat GPT or chat.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Gpet chat beach.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I used it for the first time a couple of
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: days ago because I had this cocktail at a bar
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: that I really liked and I couldn't figure out the recipe,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: and I said, how do you make this? And immediately
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: it popped up and I thought to myself, I shouldn't
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: have done this, because I feel like I want to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: use this more now because it was so.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Easy what's to stop a football coach? Hey, guys, it's
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: third and seven. They're playing too deep safety. What do
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: we run here?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Chat gip Beachi serious, chet GPS, Gonna come up with
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: a play right away. What's next?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Johnny Mitchell says, Yeah, I went Monday and yes I
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: had a Blue Jay's tea on see. I'm texting back.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: You're part of the problem.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: So tell Johnny this, Johnny, say, Johnny, how does it feed?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Let me know that we took on your sport. Hold on,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: it made it ours. Let me, I mean, let me.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna record this VIC so you can actually hurry up. Okay,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: d okay, okay, Johnny, how does it.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Feel in your heart? That's not working? Take three? Take three?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Listening to the show, he can hear this, Well, maybe
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: he is.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he is or not.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, okay, go ahead, Johnny. I love you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: like a brother. Yeah, it's not working. Were you just
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: trying to do a video?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I forget a couple more. Go ahead. I've spent the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: last twenty seven minutes trying to sign in to set
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: up my fantasy team tonight, and I can't sign in
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the link is, and I've deduced
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: the problem is I have two Disney accounts, one through
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: my email, one through my wife's email, which explains why
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: my team is named Terry Lombardi. I don't know her king.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: If I've been paying for twosus, if I've been paying twice,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: if I've been double pain Disney and your your salary
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: for the last like two years. Here is that? Is
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: that what's happening?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: I would hope, So, yeah, you know, I hope you
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 9: have twenty seven fantasy?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Why is this so hard? Why is this? Why can't
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I just set my team? I just I can't tolerate this.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what the damn passwords are.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Four different nominees in the winner.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh there's one more, Okay, one more? Go ahead, there
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take a look right there at the bottom, right there.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, you do that again. Hello to everybody on Infinity
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Television watching the show for the first time. Oh wait,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: oh I never get to listen to our show. This
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: is great, This is enthralling. Radio is like inception of radio.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: And I can't take it. I can't take it. Cut
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: it off.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 12: Vic cut it off. You gout to measure the tape
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 12: delay vicy h. And also, by the way, Brett I
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 12: hell have you.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: There is an app that you can download. By the way,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: if you wear headphones, it does like a one second delay.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: It's impossible to think or speak when that's going on. Impossible.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Most you have read mixed minus issues, of course those
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: are the worst, the worst. Yeah uh.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: And the winner for Vic and Moses versus technology is
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Moser for being a radio professional who doesn't know how
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: to record audio on his phone.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: That's very congratulations. Motion, now the little dinghy for you.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: All right, let's get back to it. A couple more
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: categories here, go ahead, and.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: Nelly, welcome back. Hit the Moji Awards. Jim Jimmy Chim
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 10: Jimmy Chim Chim chru. This is all right, in't it?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Guys?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: You want me to fake a British accent because of
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: some traffic guy that filled.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: In Yeah, okay, uh, you know the Broncos from the playoffs?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Right, shut up, shut up, big voice guy.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Shut up with the Foeman cup.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Also another great one that we do every year, This
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: year's award for worst analogy. How many of these do
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: we have? Now a four four of them. Go ahead,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: let me guess Jets and Giants.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: We're both.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: And then last week you're like, I'm done predicting that.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going to happen in this game,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: and then they actually do blow it.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You're like an overhyped homecoming queen. Does that mean? I
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: don't know? Hey, I do want to say this. What
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: was that poll? I don't know. Listen to me. You're
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: like an a ragon thing with peanut butter. Thing with
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: peanut butter would probably yeah, that is actually I think
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: that's great.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: If you're talking about somebody having enthusiasm, somebody should give
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: it Orangul tanks some peanut butter and just watch that
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: thing go to town.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: You know, the over hyped homecoming queen is just smiling
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: all the time. He's just so happy all the time.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: All Right, what's the next one? I bought an infrared
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: hot tub sauna off of Facebook marketplace and it was
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it was in high demand.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: A lot of people loved it. The guy who let
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: it ghost it. I don't want to let this go,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: but you know, my wife got us another one. It's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: really nice. I couldn't get the thing to work, and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell was going on. Eventually
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I let it go. Is is Drake Greenlaw the Broncos
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: infrared hot tubs soap? Right now? Actually that one's not bad.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Next, I'm trying to think of things in this world
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: I am less interested in than the Pro Bowl.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Really do you care about all start names when the
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: NHL comes around?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: I think it does matter, Like, come on, it's not
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: a huge thing to me, but I do think it matters.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: You're you're being a wet fish, and that's fish. E Hi,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: s h. Don't be such a wet fish?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Is being a wet fish thing?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wait? What is the term? What is being a
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: wet fish mean? I don't know what fish is supposed
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: to be? Wet brouse the term wet blanket, A wet blanket,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: wet fish.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that to somebod who's acting totally normal. Gosh,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: you're being a real wet fish right now?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a whole debate on our fish wet or
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: is the water just surrounding them wet.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Like a the actual fishing themselves wet?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Not? Yeah?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: I guess by just by you submerge yourself in water,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: are you wet, Yes, you're wet.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're wet because you wet when you get out
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: of the water. When you get out of the water,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: are you wet? Yeah?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: You carrying when you're wet wet water, you're wet out.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Of the water. I can't believe a confused wet blanket
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: for wet fish. And what did you say? Not wet fish?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 12: And you said like P S I H or something
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 12: like you guys have been talking about the band fish.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 12: That's why I said that.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? They're not a slow drip offense.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: It's like your coffee maker, right, They're not a slow
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: drip coffee maker. It's not the way they work. It's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: a squirt coffee maker. Squirt it all out there.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: It's these two things out here. Remember it's it's wait, what.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: There's two type of coffee makers. Most it's the squirters
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: in the slow drip.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you guys remember when Pat summer All called
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: it the broncos A team of squirters.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: That's our new nickname. Oh, they're just a squirtter. You
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: see him squirt to that at all oh, I forgot
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: about that. All right, one more, go ahead, No, that's it. Oh,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So the winner of worst analogy is Yeah,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: you said squirt way too many times. Wait too, it's
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: that one. That one's congratulations. Another little bingy for you.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: We got one more category before you get to a break.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: This one is called let's not get h R involved.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, my son wants his little dinghy, he
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: wants it.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, he can have the original. Want to just give
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: it to him, Yeah, he can have the O. G uh,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: let's not get h R involved. How many of these
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: nominees do we have five? Five of them, probably should
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: be one hundred.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, Oh man, you don't have to
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: suck it in. Let it go thirty five years for
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: that beer. It is good. I mean, my ball's in there,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: ball during the break. About that. I'll show you in
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: the break, so that the point is that I don't
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: want to see it bolve during the break.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: No, my ball, all right, So I was obviously gone
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: for that show.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: The hell were you talking about? I don't really remember.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 12: I forget you were well, you were slapping your tummy
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 12: and then you were saying that you remember you used
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 12: to have an exercise size ball in the Darren McKee
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 12: Memorial Jockstrap Museum. He used to store at that.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Told by the way I was told by the engine
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: is like, you gotta get your ball out of here.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm like why because we don't have room for
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: your ball anymore. And I'm like, what, we have room
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: for my ball?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody hears room for their ball everywhere.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: I don't have room for my ball.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: My balls are in there.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I'll show you break all right?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: What's I want to go to Ireland?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: So bad?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: It looks amazing. I want to go, yes, But that
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: sound why does that airline sound like.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: I want to go to I just want to take
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: an airplane Ireland.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I don't care which which did do that? Fly air
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: BJ next time? What is going on? You ever flown
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: air America? I'm going to Asia. I'm gonna fly air
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Reach around next time. Come on, dude, dude, dude, dude.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Did you see I was at least trying to be
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: clever and you just went full on like hammer, Listen
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: to me. There is an actual airline. My buddy flew
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: it and it goes to Ireland. It goes to Dublin
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: and it's called air Lingus. Yes we know, they sponsored
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: the dim college football game to open up the season.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Dude, Uh, how many do we have left?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: How many we still have? Three?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I want to be on a flight VIC where I
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: light up a cigarette, they give me an actual glass
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: of whiskey and I call the the air hostess toots.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: Is it such?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: Is it such an awful thing to ask for? I'll
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: tell you, welcome to massage in the airlines. That's all
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I want. We're going to be serving hand carved hand
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: down the aisleway today. Thought about another We encourage you
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: to touch our flood.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: I know exactly what that is.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: I was watching the show mind Hunter where they're flying
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: all around the country interviewing these serial killers and the
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: guy always had a cigarette in his mouth and an
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: actual glass of whiskey on a flight, and I was like, that's.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: The thing you had, glass glass. It used to be
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: a thing. What's next?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Would you rather be slapped or spin on?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Hang on the second? That's a great question. Hang out
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: of the second.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: If you're if you no no no no no no
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: no no no no no.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Wait was that?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Jalen Carter fotball game spin on Dak Prescott. It was
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: a good question phrase, correct, all right? What's the last one.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Is bick whatever is in your mouth, choke it down.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I used to have a question to ask you. I
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: just joke two pills and they got jammed in my well,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: A lot of people probably get jamed yourself against just
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: whatever whatever is in your mouth, choke it down to
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: have a question to ask you. Please. You know there
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: are kids that listening to the show.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, the guy who said air reach around
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: is now so worried about the children and what they're
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: hearing you're in the show.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Oh that one's I'm taking the rest of the field. Well,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: a lot of things probably get jammed uphagist.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: I love about most When he makes these jokes, it's
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: like he was waiting to be queued up, Like there
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: is zero hesitation.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: It's immediate, all right.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: So the winner for let's not get hr involved is
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: show you my ball during balls during the break. Yeah,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: also a good one motion congratulations, another little dingy for you.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's that's a new category, isn't it, Nellie?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 12: That actually was an old Marito staple, but I brought
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 12: it back.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: That might be one of the best categories. I love that.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was outrageous and that one could have fifty
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: every year. Let's get to our next category, please, Nelly.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Moji Awards as we reflect on
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: all the bad, the awful, the even worse from last
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: year and we encouraged at home.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: So again, if you're new to this program, you don't
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: know what the mojis are. These are our end of
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: the year awards where we look back the last year
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: of this radio show and pick out the worst things
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: that we have done. And this is basically I think
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: this is what this was first built upon. Was this
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: category right here, worst prediction of the year last year,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: which I'm curious how many nominees are in this category?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: We had some really.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: The year of the Phil Lindsay and Von Miller year
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: was even bad year.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Well that one was bad because those were proven wrong immediately,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: like within five minutes and fifteen minutes or something.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, Nellie, how many nominees we got four? Four
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: of them all right, let's hear him. Cardinals crushed the Niners.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: What a disappointing year for the Niners. Forty seven to
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: twenty four. I'm gonna make this prediction. By the way,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I think Arizona.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: Is gonna pop next year.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: I'm still unsure about Kyler Murray, but they they got
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: a feel of a team that's got a lot of
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: right pieces around there that just needed a little bit
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: of time to incubate. As much as I think that
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: their head coach is a weird oh, he did a
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: pretty good job with.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Him this year. They finished the year and they got
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: a tie. They got a tight end that's already popped.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Dude McBride, Marvin Harrison Junior, James Connor in the backfield.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: Like, that's a pretty good offense.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Good team. Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: Three and fourteen, I believe they're picking second in the
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: dress they are.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: I think that one's bad.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 12: That that had to be what like January fifth of
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 12: last year, January seventh.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Nelly, go ahead, you know where he's gone.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Saints at forty. Now he's going to the Raiders at
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: thirty seven. Mark it down, Hell record this, Nelly, write
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: it down and write this down. Help record this, record it,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: make it available in stereo. The Las Vegas Raiders with
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: pick number thirty seven. Today they're taking Shador Sanders. They're
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: gonna have Shador Sanders and Eshton Genty on that team.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Close enough, A couple of teams.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Short, what's next?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson season duty through for four thousand, one hundred
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: and seventy two yards, forty one touches and four picks
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: all year. How can you even remotely think that Josh
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Allen is the MVP over Lamar Jackson.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Here, here's there's not There's.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Not a chance in hell that's the case. Well, hey, listen,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: I made a pretty good case I went to though. Yeah,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: I said there was a chance I made. I made
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: a pretty good case for Lamar. I mean that's a
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: great case.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Forty one and forty one touch.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: That's that's pretty good.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: All right, Nelly, last one? If I'm wrong, Nelly put
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: this on the Mosi's for worse prediction. Danny Dimes ends
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: this weekend with this whole like, oh, look out, this
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: guy's gonna be I don't buy this for us now.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: No, No, you got to start that by saying write
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: it down, Hell record it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Write it down, Hell record this Danny Dimes reclamation project
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: will be dead after they play the Broncos.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: In Week two. That work out, Yeah, I mean technically,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: it just took a few weeks. He did die. He
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: did die, not my performance. I didn't specify that. I
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: just heard that clip. I didn't say anything about performances.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: He said it will be dead. They started to falter.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: But if he stays healthy, do they make it? You know?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: I read a stat Are they like one or the
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: first or second team? Is start a season six and
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: ozero and failed to make the playoffs.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Well, they were six games above five hundred is what
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: it was. No, and finished with a losing record, because
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: you recall Josh McDaniels. Yeah, and then they missed, but
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: they weren't under five counters.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: It was to be six games above five hundred at
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: any point and finished with a losing record, I think
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: is what the number was.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: But the winner, the worst prediction is me. Yeah, Danny
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Dimes die. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: That's my first solo little dingy of the uh gratulation
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: of the entire.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Emoji so far.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: I'll take that with pride. All right, let's get to
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: another one here. I mean, this one it's gonna go
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: to moj it has to. I would think maybe I'm
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: gonna be surprised. This is worst question that may or
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: may not be a question. How many of these do
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: we have? Five hundred?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 12: You were close? Actually just five?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Five? All right, let's hear him.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: We may look back on this, Jake, when it's all
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: said and done and say, man, the Nuggets gave Oka
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: See a tougher battle than anybody else in the entire NBA.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: We could look back and say that, I'm I'm saying
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: it right now because they took them, obviously to seven games.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: Even though they got blown out in that last it's
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: still I mean, they played them really, really tough, and okay,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: See seems to be really really good. So this next
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: GM that comes in, if they're gonna do what you're saying,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: how creative I've maintained they have to be a very
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: creative gym to really think.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Outside the box.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: How much of that has to happen in your opinion?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: The hell? Man? So how much of what is likely?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: I mean trading a starter but getting you know, working
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: deals where you go out. The Nuggets really won that night,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: So that that good?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 13: God?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: How long is that one? I want?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: The times with these two.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 12: Until Jake actually gets a chance to answer that is
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 12: about fifty five seconds unbelievable.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: When was the last time you talked to a kicker
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: or a punter?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 9: Me, I've said hello and like, you know, spoken to
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: punters and kickers.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Why, I mean, just like, Hi, how you doing? I'm Jeff?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, see a letter? I mean, there's nothing to talk to.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of what a great, great sitcom this
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: would be. Let's in the craw Dad.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: I'd be great with you're talking about with late No
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no. Jeremy Krass,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: You're the kicker.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 9: You're on the kicker, but you know there's not much.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: You're the one who said special teams is important, Jack,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: not me. What what was that? I don't I can
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: you tell you. I don't think the guy you came
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: up with a stupid sitcom? You went nowhere. There was
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: no question asked, it was just a comment.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: Just what was that?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: It's just terrible? All right? What's next? I gotta ask you?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: This is a person? Why is this all mean? Do
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: you like Spokane?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: I love smoking okay because my family's from from up
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: in that area. I'm not a big spoke. I'm not
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: a big Spokane guy, that's number one. Number two. You
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: are only twenty two. But uh, I used to do
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: games at Gonzaga way back in the day.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Uh. Does anybody talk about bing Crosby up there? Do
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: you know who that is?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he got a he got a statue on campus.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh does he?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: I Sai didn't know that, but he got you know,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: he got expelled for pushing a piano out of a
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: window up there.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: You know that, right? Did you hear that story? I've
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: never heard it.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently when he was there at Gonzaga, he he
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: pushed the piano out of a second story window and
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: they kicked him out.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's just a little thing between Yeah, Julian, you
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: are embarrassing.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: You're you know what you are. You're that crazy uncle.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: I hate take it easy when we go to visit
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: the family. I got this crazy uncle who just wah
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: blah blah. That's what you are. Hang on, hang on.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: We very very very very very very very very very
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: rarely get Nuggets players on this show because none of
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: them like to wake up as early as our show is.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: We get Julian Strather and out of all the list
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: of things you could ask Julian strather bing Crosby.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: Was a legend. Don't get around right like other players. Hey,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: how'd that interview go? Should I do it? I don't know, man,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: this old man was asking me about a piano bing Crosby.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: All right, what's next?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, Jeff, we're here. Football is back tonight. Yeah all right, yeah, legies.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Ready to run? That was wait? That was it?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: Hey, we're back, Football's here. And then you just stared
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: at him.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right right?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Is there any more? Is that the last one? There
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: is one more? We asked the coach how he celebrated
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Canadian Thanksgiving and he didn't. So why are we making
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: an issue of this? I'm kind of on this.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 11: I'm in the US, so I celebrated Thanksgiving.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: This isn't hard. I'm not having two of them. Coach,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: do you have two birthdays? Do you have a Canadian
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: birthday and an American birthday? That'd be great.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't want he didn't want to hear that.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: By the way, I'm gonna go to McDonalds. I'm gonna
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: go to McDonald's by the hotel tomorrow night.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be good. I mean, what what party? Let
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: me two someday. What part of your brain felt it
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: necessary to say that. But we're talking to the coach Raving,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: who cares about you going to McDonald's. Why is that essentials?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not. I don't know. I couldn't
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: And the winner for the worst question that may or
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: may not be a question is Vic for the Chinese
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: birthday question for Bednar.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 12: Actually you asked about a Chinese Thanksgiving and a part
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 12: that got cut out of that it was Canadian birthday.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, Canadian birthday. You gotta be Kidney Moser just went
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: toe to toe with eternity asking questions and I win.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. I gotta tell you something.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: I actually disagree with the committee again, Bing Crosby was
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: by far.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: The way, by far, because it was a twenty two
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: year old day you're talking to.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Is this the CFP selection committee? It must be that committee.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, but this time you were included, Vic, because we're
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: going to talk to Bednar. We got to roll through
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: a lot more of these categories and so now he
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: let's get back going.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Mostes starring three really really really
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: slow healers. I know Brett's the Milker of the bunch.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: But has anyone milked an injury more than Mosher and
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: his achilles?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: That was legit?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Dare you uh?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: This category worst treatment of each other? Which I think
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: this happens fifty times a show? So how many nominees
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: don't have?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Now one hundred? There shouldn't even be a category for this.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 12: Well, you can determine if it's worthy. We have five submissions.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: Five, All right, go ahead, Okay, Well you're free to
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: well that's good, vic.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're free to go to hell.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: All you want. I'm being honest. I don't know, we're honest.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be right. You answer that question, being Brett, you
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: answered that question, will you.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Let me answer it? Let me answer it for that.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: You're free to go to hell. You're free to suck it,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: You're free to kick rocks.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: What else? What else can he do? Brett?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: He's free to do a lot of things. Right, there's
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: take your own hand, go to the closet. I mean,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: whatever it takes, dude, that's fine. I'm gonna be called
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: hockey because.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: I love the game. I'm gonna be all over it.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: What what set him off? Do you remember? Ellie?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Vick was saying that after the four Nations face off,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 12: there was no way he could be excited about a
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 12: regular season hockey game between like the Aves and the
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 12: Oilers on a Tuesday. And then Moe's got very bent
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 12: out of shape.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: That makes total sense, all right, what's next? Welcome back
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: to the Brett Caine Hour. Brett Kane has passed away.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: He's no longer Welcome back, Brett Caine no longer with us.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: Mark Burnelli.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: This morning, he killed you off.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: Nelly told me about that. He goes one day, He's
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: just gonna say that I died, and I was like,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: that's hilarious. Actually, all right, where were you?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: That was?
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Baby?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 12: It was he took some time over the summer.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I don't know.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, what's next?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: Where's he going? It's someplace with candles. I don't know.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: You are candles and music. Freaking whip boy I've ever
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: met in my wife. You are so whipped and I
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: mean I can't even get a round the golfing because
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go to a candlelight visual for death? What
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: the hell going on? It's not deaf Leppard?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: The game? What? What?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: What? Are you what happened to you?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: I'm a great, great husband, is what I am?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: Hey bear give him this, we need them. That made
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: me so mad. We had a golf event planned, right,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: and I've never played Arrowhead. I was excited about it.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: So we were all ready to go and Homie says,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: I can't play, and I'm like, oh, it better be important. Yeah,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to a candlelight concert for an eighties band.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, it wasn't even them, no, it was it was
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: the four members of the symphony.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: It was killer.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: All right, we got two more on Ellie, all right,
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: go ahead, and we.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: Have a midlife crisis. You do certain things that sort
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: of go against the grain, things you wouldn't normally do.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: A couple of years back, I bought my vespa and
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a you know my hog, I'm a I'm I'm
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: a rider. Now I ride. It's adorable. You think you're
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: at midlife. That is good and it's so true.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: My god, I'm having a midlife crisis.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Bro. You got about ten years on that expiration. They
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: didn't stand me. That's so funny. That was so mean.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: That was me true though.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, see, I'm not I don't get offended. That's
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: the difference between me and you, me and you motion,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: I don't get offended.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: I don't either.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the the the off this bunch of of anybody
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 4: is people on this show.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I'm offended that you think I'd be offended.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: The only offense I've ever taken on the show is
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: when you rip Rocky Balboa and then that that that
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: that's right, I can get you real quick.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: Also, a notre dame didn't deserve being the playoffs.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another uh, Nelly, last one, what are you
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: doing with your spirit fingers? Is that what you're doing here?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Spirit fingers? Yeah, that's what they were spiriting, ye, not
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: with your.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 4: Bread bunyan thumbs.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Still, see that was many people. For many people pointing
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: out a disability like that would be offensive.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Not me in red bunyan thumbs.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: I've got bunyan thumbs, dude. They're just they will look weird.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: They do look weird. Those both were really mean. It's
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: adorable you think you're at midlife? That's awesome. That's the best.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Uh. And the winner for worst treatment of each other
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: is me for saying it's adorable. You think you're a
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: good life.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's really mean, really mean.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: I'll take you an the difference somebody on the text
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: line Scott just wrote in the guy that's been banned
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: from the text line twice doesn't get offended. I don't
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: get offended. I like to fight like I like going
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: back and forth. I think it's part of human adult
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: man culture. So if you get offended by me ripping
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: on you and then you offend me, I'm gonna offend
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: you right See. The difference is I'm gonna offend you
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: right back. I'm not one of those guys that's gonna
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: take and say, ho ham, I'm bigger than that. I'm
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: not bigger than that. I will rip you right back
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: on any medium, any platform, anywhere, anytime.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: Our next category, it's another one of my favorites. It's
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: called huh, how many of these do we have?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 13: Five?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, what's first bick hole?
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Do you think Alvin Kamara is today?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: No? Five?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: I Luis is today's follow up. It's a legit question.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: No in three years? Vic? Oh, that's awesome. All right,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: what's next? It's you can't micro manage me? If I'm
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: not built for this. I'll give you an example. Yesterday
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: I stacked the car washer. What's that called the dishwasher?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, somebody, do you vic's biggest stress? And look,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: there's a bunch of things you can be stressed about.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Your biggest stress in life was the two weeks after
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: your wife's knee surgery.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: Big time. Oh the gip on a lot of things. Man,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: in that car wash is hard. What's next? Nephew comes over,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: says zeo, which means uncle, in it time? You have
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: no oil? Like, what do you mean? You look no?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: So I put oil in boom starts. It's clean again. Dude,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna burn that motor up with no oil in it? Man,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? I did not know that you
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: had to have oil all the time. What for God's sake,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: what do you mean you didn't? I thought you just
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: sort of give it to it a little bit once
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: in a while, anyway, Yeah, just just a little, just
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: a little taste. Oh my god, thirsty, give a little
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: squirt every once in a while. What's next? You don't
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: like Nick Sirianni. I thought he was gonna blow it.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: He's just spit in your mouth. Yes, he did. Okay,
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: he didn't do that, Yes he did. It just takes
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: Can you just say spit? He's spit in your mouth,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: spit at me. That's what Nick Sirianni did to you.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: I can't stand you can't stand it. And you know
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: what he did. He sat there at the end of
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: the game, did the interview with his kids, and he's
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: spit in your mouth. Just pick something else to say.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: I was not here for you to like it. I'm
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: telling you what he did to you. You know why,
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: because you don't like Italians. Oh my god. That first one,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: she's spitting your mouth. Yes, he'd wait what alright? You
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: like Nick Sirianni.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 4: I thought he was gonna blow it.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: He's just spit in your mouth. Yes he did.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, he didn't do that, all right, last one.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: The Denver Broncos are by far the number one sack
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: team in the entire league. And then it's a host
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: of teams. They're ten clear of the next closest team,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: who is.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: Detroit.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: Mary had a little clam Yes, Mary had a little Yes,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sure she did.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: The Rams are second at twenty six.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 4: My poor sweet Mary, Oh my god, dude, dune.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Forgot about that. I forgot about Mary Detroit. Mary had
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: a little clam Oh crap, I was cursed just there,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: I was. I was cursed, all right. And the winner is.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah Vick for poor sweet Mary Man and then Moser
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: by the way with the I'm sure she did I'm
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: sure she did.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 8: It.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: Angry there did I said it like I was angry.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta hear the whole thing one more time. Then
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: we'll get to Betsy.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: The Denver Broncos are by far the number one sack
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: team in the entire league. And then it's a host
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: of teams. They're ten clear of the next closest team,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: who is.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Uh Detroit.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: Mary had a little clam. Yes, Mary had a little Yes,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sure she did our second twenty.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: Sixth My poor sweet Mary.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: I think that's my favorite one of all the all
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: the nominees so far, of like every category. Oh my god, Hey,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: coach the FS you're bednar so coach. I know, I
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: know you're you're tired this morning. We appreciate your time.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: But we're doing this thing. It's called the Moji's. It's
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: our year end awards where we play all the worst
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: things that we did last year, and we have a
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: disputed We have a disputed winner in one of these categories.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: The category is called huh. So we're gonna play three
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: clips and you decide who the rightful winner should be.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: Because I trudge, I trust your judgment on this. So, Nelly,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: if you could play the three nominees.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: Vic, how old do you think Alvin Kamara is today?
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: So that's one. That's one. What's next? You don't like
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: Nick Siriani. I thought he was gonna blow it. He's
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: just spit in your mouth. Yes he did. Okay, he
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: didn't do that. Yes he did. No, just take it.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: That's two. And then here's a third one.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 3: The Denver Broncos are by far are the number one
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: sack team in the entire league. And then it's a
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: host of teams. They're ten clear of the next closest team,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: who is Detroit. Mary had a little clam Yes, Mary
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: had a little Yes, I'm.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: Sure she did.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: So out of your judgment, coach, which one of those
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: is the winner?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: Wow? Geez, like I could make arguments for all three.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: Number three, though, I just understand that you're part of
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: the most sophomoric radio show on Earth. I was gonna
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: go one. After I heard it, I was like, it's
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: gotta be one, but I'll go three.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Next time somebody asks you how old you are, respond
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: today and just see see what they do. Uh, coach,
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: always appreciate the time. Thank you so much. We'll talk
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: to you next week.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: All right, So let's take care head coach Jared Bednar.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: Why why aren't those as funny when you're presenting them
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: to somebody? But they're funny when, like, you know what
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: I think it's even for our assessment of this.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: It felt highly unprofessional that I was playing those clips
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: for the head coach of the Avs.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: I mean a little bit. Yeah, but you know we
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: played golf with him. He's no, no, he loves it. Yeah,
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: I guess yes.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, speaking of because we we're gonna cram these in, Nellie,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: let's go to uh, let's go back to it.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, So this is the.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: The award for worst sexual Tension. I have no idea
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: what's in this category?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: How many nominees there are? How many are there four?
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: There's four nominees, all right, so four, let's get to
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 4: the first one.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 1: So so I go with it. Wait, if you're not
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: gonna move to give me room to go get out,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch it your small to simon body. Yeah,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go out of my way to get
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: up on you. If you're not going to move over
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: and give me my space to get out, I'm gonna
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: get in you. I was talking about in an airplane
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: when people refuse to get out of their seat so
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: you can get out of your you know, window spot,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom or something. Yeah, get get the
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: hell out of the way. What are you doing? I agree?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's next?
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: Here's what the nuggets.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: If you don't, I'm not going to be satisfied. So
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: unless you find it, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: move a satisfy him.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: I need to be satisfied. Don't satisfy the clown satisfy
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: me now, I will not satisfy you. All right? What's next?
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: Kyrie versus Steph one on one with those handles, tell
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: me tell me what? But what about Steph versus joker?
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: I mean it can only because of like position. No,
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: what are you coming on? Are you coming on to me?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: And the last one some little freaking video arcade game
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: you can just plug a couple of quarters into me
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: and throw a dollar bill in my slot and call me.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 4: You know, have me go hey, let me swipe this
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: credit card, swipe me right down the crack list.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: Do something. I'll tell you what.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: You give it a shot, big boy, Give it a shot, Tuffy.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's the big boy.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: They got me on the last one.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: We would not survive one h R like if they
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: had a HR symposium.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: And the winner for a word, And I'll tell you what.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: You give it a shot, big boy, big boy.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: The winner is.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 4: VIC for coming on to me?
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: Is what? It's a yeah? So congratulations Vic.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: Another little dinghy for you as we have more of
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: these categories and more to discuss. Continuing with our Mosia
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: Awards and one of our favorites.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 10: Welcome back to the Moji Awolves.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: Guys, you want me to fake a British accent because
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 5: of some traffic guy that filled in Okay, who cares
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: about the British? What have they ever given us aside
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: from that one show about baking and like half of
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 5: Mosher's favorite bands.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: True uh, we already had this category once, but it
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: was so vast that we had to split it into
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: two categories. We had worse mispronunciation for names. I'm told
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: this is for words, not names, just words. All right,
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: So how many of these do we have?
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: English words?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 12: I mean, technically by definition it's singlish. But you can
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 12: decide six.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: Six of these? All right?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: You won this category going away for names?
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean you are, so let's hear these go ahead.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: But I took more joy last night in mark Dagno
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: fumbling his coaching duties late in the game. That guy
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: comes off like he's some sort of Nassau scientist. Young, Oh,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: look at member. He's the guy that.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 4: Like a scientist from Nasau.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it? Nasa Nasau? What's the different NASA?
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: Isn't Nasau the capital of a S s? The Bahamas?
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: All right? What's next? When I watched the puck drop
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: tomorrow night in Dallas, I am such a huge McDavid
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: fan and dry Sidle company Evander Kaine, let's go. You
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: know what? I have cousins in Woodbridge, Ontario. I'm thinking
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: about getting Canadian citizenship based on the seat A good one.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: It does simplify the word, it does.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what if you eliminate syllables from all words,
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: they would be shorter and easier.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: What's next? There's a new movie, thanksquing animon animony.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is? A N E m
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: O n E anemone. Let me see right here, idiots anemony?
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Anime? What does it mean? Well?
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: Like a C what like a.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think I don't think you have any idea
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: what it means either, I mean, got that word?
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: Is actually it? It's not tomm anime? No, it's not
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: an anime.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: It's did you just see here? How many expelled it?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: A N E anemone?
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what the hell it is? Yeah,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: the hell was I supposed to know that? Animon? What
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: is that? Hey, Nerd, Steve, what is it?
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 12: It's a CNM. It's the thing that Nemo lives in.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 12: He can't say it either, Brett.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: So you're it's it's an aquatic creature. It's a it's
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: an animal that lives in the ocean.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: Yeahs all right.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: The Mavericks didn't trade Luca to the Lakers. They traded
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: him to the Nuggets. Are you winning a championship?
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? They're not a real team. Them to facilitrate these
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: big trades, cili trate and are you winning a championship?
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: All right? Last, you can't think of that. You're you
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 1: see you're you're tomfoolery guy. They're eight games left. This
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: is serious. This is what I do. This is what
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: this is what I do sports. I don't do. Thizarius
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: license the saurus one more time, Cizarus, Jesus, what what
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: is thesaurus?
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 4: When you say it sound like a dinosaur?
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: Tisaurus?
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: Tzarusius hangs out with the t rex.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 12: All right, one more go ahead, and I put together
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 12: another highlight reel to send us out that idea.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: Obviously he gets collaborated upon with with Ben Tenzer, collaborative.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 4: Roger's just huffing ammonia the entire time.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna have an intervention. This is why.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: Honky honk, that's me. I'm a hockey honk. I see,
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: honkey honk.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: It's part of a strategy. So strategy tragedy. When we
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: moan about the Nuggets and the fact they're owing to
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 1: the clunch time this year and they're not finishing games
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: the way they normally.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: What's close time?
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. The Clarence jug is
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Vic. It's called the claricce, not the Clarics.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: Not tint in there, get your windows tinted, wallating lady baby,
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: the Clarence job, oh my godness. And the winner Clarence
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: jug would be so much better than Clarence mispronunciation is me?
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: With the championship that was I got a lot of
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: play when it went down.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: I did, yes, Well, are you winning a championship? Let's
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: go to the next one. Oh, this one's always good,
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: best moser rant. How many of these do we have? Five?
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: Five of them? A right, let's hear them.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: We're not cool with it when the Rockies hired from
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: within and don't like the product. Pot and kettle deal here.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: The big difference eight four eighty five is that the
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 3: Nuggets in.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: The avalanche of wy and they kick ass every year.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're making that cump.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 21: They're not on they're not on pace too, Match eighteen
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 21: ninety five, Jack Glasto. Okay, we're not talking about one
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 21: hundred and thirty five years of suck it, dude.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: We're talking about teams that won that are this close. Still,
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: you can't always win does it suck? You bet eight
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: four eighty five. It sucks.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: But if you're even remotely in any way, shape or
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: form comparing what's going on at ball arena to what's
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: going on at course field, say it, vic.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: You're stupid? You're yeah?
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 4: Uh that there is a lot of crazies after the
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 4: Wallace and Hens are highers.
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  Speaker 1: What's next? Ready? Okay, I got the old guy and
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 1: he likes mine. But watch me dance cuz I'm on nut,
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: go tee what? I don't know? What do you want
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: to say? Ready? Okay?
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  Speaker 13: Ready, I think I can, but.
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  Speaker 2: I still every time I hear that, do not think
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  Speaker 2: you're saying the word nut. I think the word starts
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: with an S every single time.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, what's next? Why would you talk crap? I got
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: a guy, Hey, a guy scoreboard? My crack.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: It doesn't unless you for both of these teams. Don't
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: give me that crap for both of these teams unless
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: you want it all. It doesn't mean Jack squat next Nell.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like he threw a no, no or anything.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: He's just some rookie who mowed you down for six
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  Speaker 1: to two thirds.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true or not. But
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: a text says this, and does this change your mind
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: at all? It was because his grandma died.
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  Speaker 4: The day before.
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  Speaker 21: Five Big Booms on your grandpa, Hey, sorry about your
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 21: grandma died.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: Will give you a standing up? I mean, come on, man,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: it's still the bag. I'm sorry about the nursing home.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: Big lord. What happened to the Costco boys?
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: I loved the five Big Booms.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 4: Remember when we were Oh yeah I was.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: I wasn't all right?
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 18: Uh?
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 1: Well that was.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: That was in regards to Paul Skens getting a standing
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: on from the sophisticated baseball fins in Saint Louis.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: All right, what's last month?
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 4: Sees a Morris Twin on both of the televisions, and okay.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing nothing in the rageous blosure, sleute audacity like the
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: random appearance of the Morris went on to talk about Joker,
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 1: it's up God, I hate those people. I hate their
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: who are those people? The Twins people? Oh, all of it,
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: the absolute goal.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: I still remember that, all right? And the winner for
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: best mo jerrant is yeah, the Morris Twins.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: That was a really good one.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 4: I did love five Big Gooms A call schemes.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: I did like that can I ask this question though,
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: because on the text line, you know, we're having fun
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: today and maybe we're going too far. I don't know.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: We got text here from three five one five that says,
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: did you guys forget your sports show? You not a
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: comedy show. I'm done with you. We're an entertainment show.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: And what do we do with people like that? We
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: don't want you to go? Then just go whatever. I'm
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: having a great time. I've never these last two days.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: I've needed this more than more than you guys know,
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: more than you know. The laughter and the smiles. I
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: Brey laughed so hard the last two days, and it's
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: been fun. And and I'm so sorry to see you go.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: That's a category. I'm sorry to see you go, my friend.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I sometimes you just have to laugh.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: Not all sports is serious. I didn't get into this
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  Speaker 1: business to do serious sports, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think he's got a point. Did you forget
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  Speaker 2: your sports show? And not a comedy show?
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: He's right, Let's go to VIC.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 4: Not listening for the next category here, Nellie.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 1: How many of these do we have?
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 12: Thankfully it's not just VIC. Everybody can get some.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: But there's five.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I just I threw vic in there, just as
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: it was an impulse. Okay, there's five of them. Go ahead, now,
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 2: I think I am going to be watching a lot
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: of the four nations. Here's the thing, though, Your best
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: players play for Canada, but I'm an American, so I
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 2: need to root for the US. So it's gonna have
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: a little bit of that feel like the Olympics did,
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: where it was Jokic team Serbia playing against the US
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I want my country to Yeah, that
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: is a weird. But Dathan McKinnon and Kill mccarr and
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: Devine plays play for Canada.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 1: You know what this reminds me of the Olympics and
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 1: Dream Team, Yeah versus Serbia. Well that's what I was
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: just saying. Is that what you said? I wasn't paying
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  Speaker 1: attention to you.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next? We didn't where we do that
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: at the BMW last year. Didn't he chuck his like
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: driver in the water or something like.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 1: That, do you guys?
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's He's thrown a couple of things in
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 3: the water over the years. Kid in high school one.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: Time rights in And this is where I want to contempt.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: This is where I disagree with nine five five getting
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: that worked up.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: It is unbelievable. Doesn't give a damn what we were saying.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: And oh my god, what's next.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: This is Kyle Shanahan who said he was on that flight.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: He and John Lynch flew to Dallas to try to
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: bring Drake Greenlaw back to San Francisco before he signed
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 1: on the dotted line with Denver. Listen to this great cut. Listen.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: I think Nelly's computer frozen though. Hi, Nelson, Oh did
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: you did you just talk to me? I was grabbing
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 1: stupid Cleveland YouTube video. We're doing the professional Sports show
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: and this guy's scouring YouTube for a video. That's what mine, Nelly.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 4: Hey, I appreciate the respect to put yourself in the
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 4: award show.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: You missed it when you were gone. On several occasions,
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: Moser would send Nelly down those stupid video rabbit holes.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: He would have like a song in mind, and poor
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: Nelly would have to scour the internet for it. All right,
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: it's crazy.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 4: So how many more do we got left?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 16: Here?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 1: Two more?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, all right, it's about that time. We'll
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 2: talk to Katie Wenjy here. In fifteen minutes, we'll get
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: an update FM Nuggets Camp in San Diego, Butt mos,
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: what do you want to do next?
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: I would like to lay it down. If that's okay
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: with you, buddy, That is okay with me, So don't
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: call me buddy. Is that okay? When are we gonna
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 1: visit with Katie Wingy live from my Nuggets train? As
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 1: it just said?
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 4: Fifteen minutes.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: And the last one go ahead. Update.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: By the way, in the NFL, it's not a cut,
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: it is an extension. The long awaited Washington nightmare is over.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: Terry McLaurin three years, ninety six million.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 10: Dollars, twelve seconds, lay down.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 1: We have a prominent NFL player who ends his hold
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: in and got a contract.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 2: Way, you just said that, no chance, and the winner
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 2: for not listening goes to yeah, Vic and Terry mclaurin's
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: it's too quick. I can't say something immediately and then
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: have you repeat it.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: Here's the problem. There's too much technology, and when you
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 1: have to focus on one piece of technology, your brain
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 1: turns off and it causes this dysfunction. That's the problem.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: All right, here's the fun thing that we have coming up.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 1: We have no chance. You just said that. We have
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: our worst drunk Takes of the Year, along with another
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 1: inductee into the ed Sprinkle Lifetime Achievement Awards. So all
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 1: that's coming to way stick around awesome.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 4: We have a few more.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: We're gonna close out the show with our Lifetime Achievement Award,
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: another edition into the ed Sprinkle Lifetime Achievement Award.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 5: But next up, welcome back to the Moji Awards. No prostates,
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 5: melanin or bees required, just bad takes.
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  Speaker 2: Last couple categories. This one is called We're all professionals here.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: How many of these do we got?
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 12: Nelly five, including our first video entry of the Moji's.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 1: Really all right, so we have five of these. Let's
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 1: see what's first.
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  Speaker 12: First, let's take a walk down memory Lane to Broncos
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 12: training camp when Moser ate all of Raj's donut single
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 12: commercial break.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: Here's the video, so I mean, it's just a supercut
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: of Moser housing donut holes the entire break.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 12: Which Raj brought for everyone to share, and Moser just
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 12: ate like twenty of them in thirty seconds.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: It was unreal. The vacuum cleaner effect, it was unreal
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: how quickly you ate those things? And you know what,
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 1: look at that and it gets your mouth with such
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 1: ferocity and efficiency.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 3: Look at this awesome?
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 1: How do you eat so fast?
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 4: So for those listening, he ran through what what was
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 4: the final time?
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 1: It was like thirteen of those. I mean it was remarkable.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 1: So all right, that's a good one to start with.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 1: You don't chew, it's just.
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 4: It's like a poet constrictor unhinderr jaw.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 1: Just what's next? I need to announce something? Why is
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: this on my shoulder? I was gonna announce it. Mark
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 1: Boser did an entire radio segment with my banana remains
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 1: on his left shoulder. The twice.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 4: You tried to get me picked. I saw that that
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 4: out in two seconds.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, there's nothing better than a guy
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 1: trying to do serious sports talk work with the banana
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 1: peel on his shoulder. Do you want? You know? It
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: got me?
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: Vic put the banana peel on my shoulder and gave
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 2: me a power pat and I go, well, that isn't
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 2: what Vic does.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 4: And so immediately I noticed, all right, what's next.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's right on vic shoulders right, it's gonna get
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 2: your bugge rights on.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're the one who freaked out
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: and footed on me, God, why would you do that?
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 1: We found his weakness, We found it. That was it
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 1: was a bugger.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I flicked from Vic's shoulder onto mosure and he
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: lost it.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: All three of those, by the way, from camp.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 4: We your most professional work.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 4: Tyro Estrada one year deal? He hit two seventeen last year.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: Second basement here we goh, yeah.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 2: I need you to put your headphones back on because
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 2: I want to. I need to make a point here,
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 2: especially to emotion. Put your headphones back on.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know the difference Tyrell Estrada and Chad Jones. Easy,
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: what are you doing so much? What happened? What did
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: I do with insane? Where was I? Was that some
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 1: camp again? Ezy? I mean, what are you doing? What?
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 1: You couldn't have tried to make noise? I couldn't you
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 1: try to be silent in the morning. You want to
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 1: wake somebody, and you're that the dad's always just rustling around.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 1: I'm always being accused of making noise. That's motion, all right.
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 1: Last one, you're making out with your dog on air. No,
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 1: you're just giving me just give me some kisses. Man,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: he's gonna chill. I just saw you guys exchange pleasantries there.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 1: I don't say that I saw that. I saw a
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 1: good boy.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 4: What's the problem with kissing your dog?
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: You got a problem right on the face in the
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: mouth like that.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 3: You're set up perfectly. Just don't go anywhere downtown. I mean,
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 3: go up to the fountain if you got to do
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 3: whatever it is you gotta do. The dog's butt is
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 3: in your face. So you're talking on the radio, joked,
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 3: the hell are we doing here? I mean, the dog's
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 3: butt is literally right in his.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: Mouth, alright, So I don't know what's worse. Peter Herbstreet
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 1: or Mosure's dog. Mos you're eating Oli Rise donut holes
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 1: during a break? Yeah, his name is Kirk Herbstreet. Yeah,
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: Peter's a dog. Peter's the dog.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, all right, So let's roll through these here.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: The next one is for best drunk takes of the year.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: So how many of these do we have? Nelly for
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: the second time, Let's do four?
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 10: Four?
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Boy? This beyond fish this zaillen crap.
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 3: So like, here's your ear and then there's an eyeball
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 3: here looking that.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: A shark hammerhead, Yeah, hammer's shark hamrahead. Yeah, whatever, Hammer Shark,
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 1: it's all the same. Yeah, I gotta tell you something.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: Our buddies over at Launchpad they said that they were
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 1: all wearing headphones listening to the show that day as
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: they were brewing beer. They said they they had to
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 1: stop what they were doing because they were dying so
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: hard at the hammer Shark. What's next? Yeah, I agree?
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 1: I agree? What was that? What was I doing? Just
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 1: that sound with? I agree? Great, great point. I agree,
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 1: what's next. I'm just gonna say I'm just gonna be
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 1: a record of saying it. If you're, if you're, if you're,
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 1: if you're not, it's just not good. I don't want more.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Are you from here? What? What's wrong with you?
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: I got back Door? Oh? Those are all so good?
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 4: In the winner for worst best drunk take whatever?
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 2: Most you're getting back door because it made him do
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 2: a literal spit take.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that was Utah State. I'm so man,
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 1: and listen. Maybe this is self indulging, and maybe I
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: don't care. I have never laughed so much. Look at
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: my eyes. I've never left so much as I have
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: in the last two days. So, Nelly, what you just produced?
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, we got one more thing we do.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 2: We got one more thing. We have to induct somebody
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: else into the Lifetime Achievement Award. It's a very prestigious honor.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 2: It it's called the Ed Sprinkle Lifetime Achievement Award. And Nellie,
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 2: do we go through. We play all of the ones
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: that were in here previously. So these are all the
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 2: ones that are already in the Lifetime Hall of Fame.
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 2: To just start with the beginning, the hell is Ed
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 2: Sprinkle played nineteen forty four to nineteen fifty five for
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: the Bears.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Ed Sprinkle was one of
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: the first African American players, With all due respect to
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 3: all these guys who played, all due respect, listen, it
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 3: was gone.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 4: Forgot Wait wait wait, wait, what did you say about
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 4: Ed Sprinkle?
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: I thought he's one of the first African American players. No,
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 3: Ed Sprinkle's white.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 4: So that's what started this all. And then let's hear
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 4: the rest of them.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: What else know? This team is too good? I think
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's too disciplined in too many departments to
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 1: fall apart. I and you can write this down, help
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 1: record this. I don't think this is a fluke. I
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 1: think the Rockies, and I said this a week ago.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 1: I think the Rockies are playoff bound.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 4: They finished that season like fifteen games below five. What's
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 4: the next one?
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 22: The Knon's behind the net, passes the puck to mccarr.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 22: Mccar's behind the net. He comes around, spins back towards
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 22: the net, back up up against the.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: All right, how many more? How many years have we
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 1: done this? We got two more inductees, all right, go ahead.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 1: He came into this world, yeah, but in these playoffs
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 1: he came the Lakers day. Yes, and then I like it.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, no, no, no, Jesus God, no,
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 1: what the holy.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 10: Mosure?
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: And now the new inductee into the Lifetime Hall of
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: Fame achievement ward ed sprinkle.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 1: Welcome to O'Connor. Trying to play it. Drury picks it up,
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: Jack Drury drops.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 2: Off quick shutting star Parker. Kelly rips it from above
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 2: the circles. Butter my button, call me a biscuit. Kelly
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 2: able to rip it Passmars Lincoln's for his eighth of
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 2: the year.
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 1: Butter my Button called me.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 4: And this is the new entry in there.
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 12: Uh, it's one last year's Drop Tournament.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: By the way, everybody get on your damn feet for
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: Steve Nelson, the producer of this.
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 1: Day. If you don't win an Oscar or an Emmy
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 1: or a Grammy or one of those awards, that is outstanding,
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 1: my friend. And yes it's esoteric, and yes it's probably
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: funnier to us than anybody else. I don't care. I
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: left my ass off for two days.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 12: Well, thank you. In honor of that, Vic, I will
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 12: accept the twenty twenty three Moji Award, which was Marty
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 12: Oh's Employee of the Year award. Misspelled. We found it
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 12: exists free purpose.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 4: This vix Ol dinghy is just for you, Nelly. Great job.