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- 3:15Speaker 8: Already, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 3:18Speaker 8: Today it is December eleventh, it's eleven am. We are
- 3:22Speaker 8: here live from h Q three. Welcome to the show.
- 3:27Speaker 8: I just had a very unpleasant bathroom experience.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I heard that there was like a banshie. It sounded
- 3:33Speaker 1: like I wish a sucubust being released from a fucking crevice.
- 3:37Speaker 8: I wish no. I've got into an old fashioned standoff.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Suicide by police.
- 3:46Speaker 8: I went in to take a shit. It's ready, it's cooked,
- 3:51Speaker 8: it could come out at any second. And then I
- 3:54Speaker 8: go in. I sit down. Someone in the stall next
- 3:56Speaker 8: to me silent, and we both just sat there for
- 4:00Speaker 8: two minutes. And then I was like, all right, I
- 4:02Speaker 8: don't have all day, so I just got up and left.
- 4:05Speaker 1: What you're that self conscious?
- 4:07Speaker 8: Well, if he's not gonna go, I'm not gonna go.
- 4:09Speaker 1: He probably went already, and he's just he's a salesperson
- 4:12Speaker 1: who's trying to escape from the vice of real life
- 4:16Speaker 1: that goes on up here.
- 4:17Speaker 8: Now I've folded and I know he's going right. I
- 4:20Speaker 8: bet if I went in there right now, it fucking
- 4:21Speaker 8: smells like shit.
- 4:22Speaker 1: You went head to head with a nine to five
- 4:24Speaker 1: or killing time, Yeah, you're not gonna win that standoff.
- 4:27Speaker 1: You just had to poop exactly.
- 4:29Speaker 2: How badly do you need to go?
- 4:31Speaker 8: Oh, I'll survive.
- 4:34Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear.
- 4:35Speaker 8: This would have been awesome to go.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Though, Francis, I don't think that you would have.
- 4:39Speaker 2: This problem, certainly would not.
- 4:41Speaker 1: You just poop when you're man. You just poop when
- 4:43Speaker 1: you have to poop.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I if that guy were going when I walked in,
- 4:47Speaker 2: I would start going and he would stop. Then if
- 4:51Speaker 2: he didn't, I would bang on the stall.
- 4:53Speaker 1: You would damn his asshole with your own poop.
- 4:55Speaker 8: I thought about saying something, should have get off the pot,
- 4:59Speaker 8: just say yeah, just like whisper something. It's dead silent
- 5:02Speaker 8: in there. You're gonna make the first mover? Is it
- 5:04Speaker 8: going to be me?
- 5:06Speaker 2: I would have started playing songs music, not about that pumpels.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:14Speaker 8: Is that a Washington hat?
- 5:16Speaker 2: Uh?
- 5:17Speaker 1: No, no, thank you?
- 5:18Speaker 8: What is it? W?
- 5:20Speaker 7: Just W?
- 5:21Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 5:24Speaker 2: But the W is silent.
- 5:25Speaker 1: It's a speech impediment.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Great lid.
- 5:30Speaker 8: I would have loved to know what it is for though.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It's the W.
- 5:33Speaker 8: It's got to be for something. It's a forty seven hat.
- 5:36Speaker 1: It's for the sports W the president. Oh Bush is
- 5:40Speaker 1: George Bush has That's good.
- 5:42Speaker 8: I didn't know Bush was making merch.
- 5:44Speaker 1: No, he is, well, Trump's making merch. Bush gets to
- 5:47Speaker 1: Bush is pretty low key. Bush couldn't. I mean, he
- 5:50Speaker 1: would have crushed it if he had put out the
- 5:52Speaker 1: w W.
- 5:53Speaker 2: That's actually a fair point.
- 5:55Speaker 8: H it's the water dogs or whatever.
- 5:58Speaker 1: No, it's the w Hotel Clund.
- 6:00Speaker 8: I saw the back. It's that lacross team, right, yeah, yeah,
- 6:03Speaker 8: water dogs? Is that what they're called?
- 6:07Speaker 1: I think so something like that.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Can you move on?
- 6:11Speaker 8: Well, I'm I'm very curious about the hat. It's a
- 6:15Speaker 8: great shade of purple. The W is a little bit
- 6:18Speaker 8: off though, not a huge fan of the fonts that
- 6:20Speaker 8: they chose. What would you prefer, Sansarah? Yes, honestly everything. Look,
- 6:27Speaker 8: I'd even take comic sans over that.
- 6:29Speaker 1: The comic sans hat would get me shot in the
- 6:31Speaker 1: head in New York? Are you trying to get me
- 6:33Speaker 1: fucking killed?
- 6:34Speaker 2: Do you know that Steve Jobs took a calligraphy class
- 6:38Speaker 2: in college and it was that calligraphy class that actually
- 6:41Speaker 2: sort of made him realize that different fonts and are
- 6:44Speaker 2: have a stylistic impact on like branding and all that stuff.
- 6:49Speaker 8: I did know that, Yeah, I did.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I think I actually told you that you didn't because
- 6:55Speaker 2: I read it in this new book I'm reading What
- 6:58Speaker 2: Musk part Is. It's called Steve jobs Ops by Walter Isaacson,
- 7:02Speaker 2: who was also the biographer of the Elon Musk biography.
- 7:05Speaker 8: It just sounds like a dude, sounds like a fraud.
- 7:06Speaker 8: Why is he just writing books about other dudes constantly?
- 7:09Speaker 2: Because some people himself.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Or a woman?
- 7:14Speaker 8: I know, seriously, he's just constantly writings about successful men.
- 7:19Speaker 1: But but I'm happy to know that you're feeding this obsession.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I'm just reading books about gigantic u, billionaire tech entrepreneurs.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Just great men.
- 7:31Speaker 2: But but then I'm going to go once I finished this,
- 7:33Speaker 2: I'm going to read the ron Cherno biography of Ulysses S. Grant.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Dude, you know what I learned recently. Alexander the Great
- 7:39Speaker 1: was a NEPO baby. Come on, his dad was the Great.
- 7:44Speaker 1: That was also gat His dad was a conqueror who
- 7:49Speaker 1: had maybe not equal conquest, but he had awesome conquests too.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Are you going to go into the family business? What's
- 7:57Speaker 2: that conquering?
- 7:58Speaker 1: Yeah, conquest also latent homosexuality probably, But it just blew
- 8:04Speaker 1: my mind that he didn't have any of his own
- 8:07Speaker 1: success without standing on the shoulders of his father. It
- 8:09Speaker 1: makes him a little bit less impressive.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I was thinking about blazing my own war path, but
- 8:15Speaker 2: then I realized that that was basically the family business
- 8:17Speaker 2: in and of itself.
- 8:18Speaker 1: So and I think the Caesars were also related.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Some of them were, right. I don't know the answer
- 8:25Speaker 2: to that.
- 8:25Speaker 1: No, they were.
- 8:26Speaker 2: I believe it wasn't Caesar a title, yes, meaning sort of.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Ruler Julius Caesar, Caesar, Augustus, et cetera, Nero Caesar salad.
- 8:38Speaker 2: I was going to do it. I thought about it,
- 8:40Speaker 2: and then I backed off of it because I thought
- 8:42Speaker 2: that's not going to work. That won't land.
- 8:45Speaker 8: It always lands. It lands if you say it and
- 8:48Speaker 8: then you laugh at.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Your own ead.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a crutch.
- 8:50Speaker 8: That's how it lands.
- 8:51Speaker 2: He crutched your way out of that.
- 8:53Speaker 8: All right, guys, let's quit beating around the bush. How
- 8:55Speaker 8: much money would it take for you to sit on that?
- 9:02Speaker 8: We've all been thinking it. Someone's got to ask the question.
- 9:08Speaker 1: We can't say what it is, so we drive the
- 9:11Speaker 1: audio to YouTube. But let's just say we're wondering what
- 9:17Speaker 1: the price tag to make the Washington monument disappear?
- 9:23Speaker 2: I guess The question is how far could you get?
- 9:27Speaker 1: Not far.
- 9:29Speaker 8: The fact that it expands in with the deeper you
- 9:32Speaker 8: go does not help.
- 9:34Speaker 2: I mean, what happens? I don't even that's so gruesome.
- 9:36Speaker 1: No, that's disembowlment. Yeah, you die, that's nothing like. That's
- 9:41Speaker 1: not there's no sexual nature to that. That will go
- 9:44Speaker 1: to your heart?
- 9:45Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's like half my torso.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Isn't there some sort of it would be in your
- 9:52Speaker 2: upper back. Isn't there some sort of point where where
- 9:55Speaker 2: your your colon ends and there's nowhere left to go?
- 10:00Speaker 2: I mean theoretically, if you sat down without your feet
- 10:03Speaker 2: on the floor, wouldn't there be a hard stop somewhere?
- 10:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd assume right right, like an intestinal tract would
- 10:15Speaker 1: start winding, or.
- 10:16Speaker 2: A cocksix bone or something like that.
- 10:20Speaker 8: I believe it's just the large intestine.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Well, I think that you would. I think ideally, if
- 10:25Speaker 1: you're really trying to make it disappear, I think that
- 10:28Speaker 1: you would have to give a couple lub it up
- 10:31Speaker 1: like an ice cream cake, and then a couple.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you work it in.
- 10:37Speaker 8: You have to work it in.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have to ease it, you to
- 10:40Speaker 2: rie it.
- 10:40Speaker 8: Yeah, you think that you're just going to not taking
- 10:43Speaker 8: all that.
- 10:44Speaker 2: No, I mean that's a that's a that's a day
- 10:48Speaker 2: that's a day ahead kind of thing.
- 10:50Speaker 8: You don't take the whole dick at once. You got
- 10:53Speaker 8: to ease your way in that.
- 10:54Speaker 1: British corn Star couldn't do that. No, you did a day.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Have you been seeing this.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Girl, dude, she's starting she's starting to kind of like
- 11:02Speaker 2: break my heart a little bit.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a documentarian following her around. She had seen
- 11:08Speaker 1: this coming.
- 11:09Speaker 2: She broke down right, she said, it didn't start. It's
- 11:12Speaker 2: not for everyone. Oh one hundred isn't for everyone.
- 11:21Speaker 8: It's one hundred in the day, right.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Yeah, she started to seem emotional and feel that it
- 11:27Speaker 2: wasn't sex anymore, and all these things. I gotta say
- 11:29Speaker 2: that kind that made me not want to see any
- 11:33Speaker 2: more of that story.
- 11:35Speaker 1: She said that some of the guys were complaining that
- 11:38Speaker 1: they only got two or three minutes when she promised five,
- 11:41Speaker 1: and she started to feel guilty because she wanted to
- 11:44Speaker 1: make sure that they felt like they were getting what
- 11:46Speaker 1: they were promised, because a.
- 11:47Speaker 8: Lot of these got to think they're flying across the
- 11:49Speaker 8: country for this the world.
- 11:51Speaker 1: They're British guys. They're probably like local chimney sweep.
- 11:53Speaker 2: No, I don't think that.
- 11:54Speaker 8: I think there's I think there's dudes flying in from
- 11:56Speaker 8: like Australia.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Probos five minutes. I've only had free for me. Yeah.
- 12:00Speaker 8: Do you think it's like the uh like when you
- 12:02Speaker 8: get your the hair transplants in Turkey, Like they set
- 12:04Speaker 8: you up in first class and have Donnie's doing their
- 12:06Speaker 8: shuttle pick you up at the airport.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Donnie's doing the next trip of guys to bang this girl.
- 12:14Speaker 1: There's gonna be copycat murders, definitely, there's gonna be copycat
- 12:17Speaker 1: dick fiends.
- 12:18Speaker 8: Well, because now it's what's next two hundred in a day?
- 12:21Speaker 2: Isn't she trying to do a thousand?
- 12:23Speaker 1: I thought that was an Australian woman.
- 12:26Speaker 8: I think that that this should be an Olympic sport.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I'd rather watch it than Badminton.
- 12:32Speaker 8: I don't even want to watch. I just want like
- 12:34Speaker 8: a someone like like the medical count election day, where
- 12:37Speaker 8: they're just they're just updating the polls constantly.
- 12:40Speaker 1: China would be incredible at it.
- 12:41Speaker 8: Sabrina just surpassed two fifty.
- 12:46Speaker 1: You have the MSNBC guy Steve Kornaki breaking down what
- 12:49Speaker 1: it's going to take for her to fuck the most dudes.
- 12:55Speaker 8: Yeah, it is pretty uh.
- 12:56Speaker 1: I think once they're trying to set their mind to it,
- 12:58Speaker 1: they would obliterate us. They just have so much more
- 13:01Speaker 1: tradition in people.
- 13:03Speaker 8: In smaller penises.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 13:08Speaker 1: People are always like, why doesn't India have a lot
- 13:10Speaker 1: of medals in the Olympics, And I think that the
- 13:15Speaker 1: answer is because dancing at weddings isn't in the Olympics.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Have you ever seen them dance at weddings? I think
- 13:25Speaker 1: they're fucking incredible. Dude. They come in in formation like
- 13:29Speaker 1: they're Beyonce's backup dancers. They come in a flying v.
- 13:34Speaker 1: It's so fucking sick.
- 13:35Speaker 8: Yeah, they're up there with the Hasidic Jews.
- 13:37Speaker 1: When a high class Indian couple in the highest caste
- 13:40Speaker 1: system puts their mind to a dance, it's like the
- 13:43Speaker 1: fucking Jabblewaukee's born again. It's so impressive.
- 13:47Speaker 2: I've seen some clips of this and there's so much coordination.
- 13:51Speaker 2: But I also think there's like a some set of
- 13:55Speaker 2: Arabs that are also good at it.
- 13:57Speaker 1: I believe is that possible? I believe it that could
- 13:59Speaker 1: be true. Nobody in the Indian world is ashamed of it,
- 14:04Speaker 1: and nobody's bad at it. They all have a little
- 14:06Speaker 1: bit of shoulder hit fluidity. Oh yeah, shoulder hit.
- 14:11Speaker 8: I've never understood the boy.
- 14:13Speaker 2: I've never understood the Indian wedding thing of how each
- 14:15Speaker 2: one has five hundred to two thousand guests.
- 14:18Speaker 8: And well it's a very populated country, but that's not
- 14:21Speaker 8: the issue.
- 14:22Speaker 2: How is a couple that affording it is low income
- 14:28Speaker 2: making having hosting five hundred people.
- 14:31Speaker 8: Well, maybe it's a different like culture. Maybe maybe you
- 14:33Speaker 8: don't pay for the full wedding yourself like you're doing.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I don't think that's right. I think I think they do.
- 14:40Speaker 8: Then I don't know.
- 14:41Speaker 1: I think these are also just the cheaper.
- 14:43Speaker 2: That's the extent of my guesses. My boy, I agree
- 14:47Speaker 2: with that.
- 14:48Speaker 1: My boy sent his wife back to Ethiopia for the
- 14:52Speaker 1: first like she just had a second kid, and he
- 14:55Speaker 1: said that he has three maids for one hundred and
- 14:59Speaker 1: fifty dollars.
- 15:00Speaker 2: For a month in Ethiopia.
- 15:03Speaker 1: So they're fifty dollars a month to have like a maid,
- 15:07Speaker 1: like raise your child basically for full full time for
- 15:10Speaker 1: an entire month. Wow, how fucking insane is that?
- 15:14Speaker 8: Yeah? That's pretty nuts.
- 15:15Speaker 1: It's fucking nuts.
- 15:16Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 15:17Speaker 1: That's like what an hourly like.
- 15:20Speaker 2: I mean, you said you should send well, I was
- 15:23Speaker 2: gonna say you should send your wife to Ethiota totally.
- 15:25Speaker 2: I thought about it six months.
- 15:27Speaker 1: We definitely have disgusted open an avocado farm work in
- 15:34Speaker 1: in the toilet district.
- 15:35Speaker 8: Yeah, an avocado farm would be beautiful, it.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Would be amazing. Yeah, they talked, they really talked about it.
- 15:41Speaker 1: But now, I mean the oils, avocado oils are under
- 15:44Speaker 1: a towel by RFK.
- 15:47Speaker 2: He doesn't like them.
- 15:47Speaker 1: I don't think he likes any oil seed or avocada.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Do avocado oil?
- 15:51Speaker 8: Does avocado oil fall under the category of seed oils?
- 15:55Speaker 1: There is a seed of avocado. There is a pit, Yeah,
- 15:59Speaker 1: big old pit.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Avocado is a fruit, right, not a vegetable? Am I
- 16:03Speaker 2: wrong about it?
- 16:03Speaker 8: Believe it's a fungus.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I believe it's a lagoon.
- 16:07Speaker 2: I do know that avocado oil has a far higher
- 16:10Speaker 2: burnn point. Sure you're on one today.
- 16:16Speaker 8: It does.
- 16:16Speaker 1: No, he said it after you you said it, and
- 16:18Speaker 1: then he said, I.
- 16:19Speaker 8: Was gonna but I was gonna bring that up before.
- 16:20Speaker 8: That's why I kind of cut you off.
- 16:22Speaker 2: But if you knew, then here's the question, why didn't
- 16:25Speaker 2: you just say yes, I heard that too, because I
- 16:28Speaker 2: was making the point you said, let me go on that.
- 16:31Speaker 8: I don't think that's what this podcast is about. I
- 16:32Speaker 8: think it's kind of just proving that you know the most. Okay,
- 16:37Speaker 8: it's proving your intelligence Gauntlet Throne.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I accept.
- 16:43Speaker 1: You just entered into this against the Harvard Man.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Actually, Harry does know a lot of stuff.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Quietly, weirdly, the humility of the Harvard Man are tuggling head.
- 16:56Speaker 2: It's gonna offer the stage directions of this.
- 17:01Speaker 8: Surviving bar school. Last night, I just can't get enough
- 17:05Speaker 8: of the show. Jones in for more constantly. It's actually
- 17:08Speaker 8: gotten to the point where I kind of don't even
- 17:09Speaker 8: want to watch today, so that borrow when I'm at
- 17:13Speaker 8: Grand rap When I'm in Grand Rapids, I can watch
- 17:15Speaker 8: two when I get home.
- 17:16Speaker 1: It's not a what do you like the most about it?
- 17:19Speaker 8: I actually think I will do that. It's just great.
- 17:22Speaker 8: And I like how it's like not even.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Like close to over, it's barely be good.
- 17:26Speaker 8: Yeah, But I am looking for like I'm looking for
- 17:30Speaker 8: shit to start going down like I want. I haven't
- 17:32Speaker 8: seen anyone cry. I want to see people cry.
- 17:34Speaker 1: I promise you there will be tears.
- 17:37Speaker 8: I'm dying for tears. I promise you. Every episode I
- 17:40Speaker 8: have like fingers crossed, where are the tears? But I
- 17:44Speaker 8: think that episode, like you could tell people were starting
- 17:46Speaker 8: to break.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Maybe I don't want to spoil anything, but spoil it
- 17:54Speaker 1: really yeah, I have your permission. I mean, you already resigned.
- 17:58Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? Fire you spoil it?
- 18:00Speaker 8: Who cares?
- 18:01Speaker 1: You can't? You literally can't get in trouble if I
- 18:03Speaker 1: spoil it right now.
- 18:04Speaker 8: I can't get in trouble.
- 18:05Speaker 1: You can. Let's just say MINSI cries from his titties.
- 18:11Speaker 1: I'm talking lactation. Damn.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Really well, he starts crying and then it has that
- 18:16Speaker 2: effect that it happens on pregnant women, Yeah, where they
- 18:19Speaker 2: start to lactate in response to the crying of a child.
- 18:23Speaker 1: And then so he can't stop crying because he's lactating,
- 18:25Speaker 1: and he can't stop lactating.
- 18:27Speaker 2: It's icious, cycle vicious.
- 18:30Speaker 8: That challenge that you guys did, well, I guess spoilers
- 18:32Speaker 8: if you haven't seen the newest episode. That challenge you
- 18:35Speaker 8: guys did with the dropping the sticks. How long did
- 18:38Speaker 8: that go because.
- 18:38Speaker 2: They just can't.
- 18:38Speaker 8: They didn't really a long time. Was it over an hour?
- 18:41Speaker 2: No? No, I don't think it was that long. I mean,
- 18:44Speaker 2: were you guys just fucking exhausted, fucking soaked in sweat?
- 18:50Speaker 8: How long did it take for you to get to
- 18:52Speaker 8: the point of like, okay, now I'm actually like, this
- 18:54Speaker 8: is like a real workout all.
- 18:56Speaker 2: I mean pretty quickly. It was a workout as soon
- 18:59Speaker 2: as you dropped from whatever six to five or from
- 19:02Speaker 2: five to four. Yeah, especially when you got I mean
- 19:06Speaker 2: when you got to three. Then you were moving and
- 19:08Speaker 2: Jeff was saying it more, he was picking up the
- 19:11Speaker 2: pace if you weren't dropping them quickly enough.
- 19:14Speaker 1: They cut the part where Klemor mistook himself for a sting.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Try to grab his own leg trying.
- 19:22Speaker 8: To grab himself to it kind of was reminded me
- 19:25Speaker 8: of the scene in a Miracle or Herb Brooks is
- 19:28Speaker 8: just again.
- 19:30Speaker 2: Who do you play for? Pizza? Troy applied for.
- 19:37Speaker 8: Dave and all the like the doctor and the assistant
- 19:41Speaker 8: coach Craig. They're like, Herb, I mean, what a week that?
- 19:44Speaker 2: Come on?
- 19:44Speaker 8: It's ridiculous.
- 19:45Speaker 4: I know.
- 19:46Speaker 2: That scene always kind of confused me a little bit
- 19:49Speaker 2: because uh, as someone who has done truly insane conditioning
- 19:54Speaker 2: drills as punishment, Yeah, you get to a point where
- 20:00Speaker 2: you physically can't go any faster. Yeah, and you're puking
- 20:06Speaker 2: and all that, but it's like this doesn't hurt that
- 20:11Speaker 2: much anymore.
- 20:12Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I mean?
- 20:14Speaker 2: No, because because well.
- 20:16Speaker 1: You're gonna have to explain that to me and sasas.
- 20:19Speaker 8: I mean, I've told my story about our track thing
- 20:22Speaker 8: where we had to do the one hundred yard dash
- 20:24Speaker 8: like a thousand times.
- 20:25Speaker 2: Yes, I think that that uh, endless, endless conditioning that
- 20:31Speaker 2: goes on and on just sprints some suicides whatever. You know,
- 20:35Speaker 2: you do reach a point where you can't You're you're
- 20:38Speaker 2: going one hundred going one hundred percent is fifty percent, yeah,
- 20:44Speaker 2: and then it's just okay, well now we're kind of
- 20:45Speaker 2: just jogging and there's no amount of coach screaming at
- 20:49Speaker 2: you that can really make you go find unless they say,
- 20:52Speaker 2: all right, if everyone gets across the line on this one,
- 20:55Speaker 2: we're done. And then you go hard on that one
- 20:59Speaker 2: and then you throw like yeah, I mean I I
- 21:01Speaker 2: remember we had trash cans out, guys pissing themselves, stuff
- 21:04Speaker 2: like that. But uh, what.
- 21:07Speaker 1: I'm hearing is Mike h RUZIONI was a fraud.
- 21:10Speaker 2: It just it just you get to a point, you've
- 21:12Speaker 2: reached the terminal velocity of the conditioning punishment. Yeah.
- 21:17Speaker 8: Well, I think the the end goals that someone yells
- 21:20Speaker 8: out that they played for the United States of America.
- 21:23Speaker 2: We had a we fucking in college. In college, our coach,
- 21:29Speaker 2: our coach loved that movie and we all kind of
- 21:32Speaker 2: thought it was a joke.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Really, you guys were more mighty ducks, guys.
- 21:36Speaker 2: It just it's a Disney movie. It's rated. And he
- 21:39Speaker 2: showed us that scene on the bus on the way
- 21:43Speaker 2: to play Cornell. Yeah. Yeah, you told us about that,
- 21:45Speaker 2: and I've told you this story and we were all
- 21:48Speaker 2: he showed us that scene to inspire us. And then
- 21:50Speaker 2: afterwards we were in the back of the bus like
- 21:52Speaker 2: joking around, yelling like I played for Harvard and we
- 21:58Speaker 2: knew we knew it meant nothing, And uh, he got
- 22:02Speaker 2: mad at me. He pulled me aside after because I
- 22:04Speaker 2: was I was the jokes. Yeah, he heard me mocking
- 22:08Speaker 2: Michael ruz his messaging.
- 22:10Speaker 8: Well, that's also like not really a great I don't
- 22:12Speaker 8: know whyther you would show that scene is one to
- 22:14Speaker 8: be inspired. Why not show like the famous speech.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Or show us you know, Loan Survivor, or like.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Show us the British woman with a one hundred dicks.
- 22:23Speaker 2: There you go.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I got riled up from the waist down.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Right, that's where it all leads from.
- 22:30Speaker 8: That's the way I mean. I remember when I played
- 22:32Speaker 8: hockey and I watched that movie and I saw that
- 22:34Speaker 8: scene and I was like, this just makes me want
- 22:35Speaker 8: to quit hockey, Like it just makes me never want
- 22:38Speaker 8: to play hockey anymore.
- 22:39Speaker 1: I remember when I saw Mighty Ducks too, and they
- 22:42Speaker 1: fucking roller skated through the mall, and I was like,
- 22:45Speaker 1: I need to get into hockey. Yeah, that's the that's
- 22:48Speaker 1: the gateway drug that they make. It seem like it's
- 22:50Speaker 1: all roller skating through the mall with your boys.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Did you watch Brink?
- 22:54Speaker 1: Well, of course I watched. I tried to rent Brink
- 22:56Speaker 1: at a local t l A video and since it
- 22:59Speaker 1: was a Disney original movie, the ponytailed man behind the
- 23:03Speaker 1: counter with his cumming hands laughed at me and I
- 23:06Speaker 1: felt like a fucking fool.
- 23:08Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever seen Brank. I don't even
- 23:10Speaker 8: know if I were hurt.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's as good as it gets channel.
- 23:14Speaker 8: Pretty much every movie we've listed is before my time.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Disney Channel used to make original movies.
- 23:18Speaker 8: Bro, I know that.
- 23:20Speaker 1: No, you don't fucking know what.
- 23:23Speaker 8: It Camp Rock Damiel Evado, Jonas Brothers.
- 23:29Speaker 1: That's before my time.
- 23:30Speaker 8: Yeah, it's passed your time.
- 23:32Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's before my time. My time hasn't
- 23:34Speaker 1: come yet. I'm about to be launched into the world
- 23:38Speaker 1: of watching children's movies.
- 23:39Speaker 8: Dude, I got some bangers for you.
- 23:42Speaker 1: I'm fucking ready. I don't know if they've unleashed a
- 23:44Speaker 1: bunch of new I don't think they. Like a Hunchback
- 23:47Speaker 1: of Notre Dame came out. What else are the Disney
- 23:50Speaker 1: movies that came.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Oh I saw really, I went to the movies on
- 23:55Speaker 2: Monday night. What'd you say a movie called The Order?
- 23:59Speaker 2: It's excellent. Yeah, it's really really good.
- 24:02Speaker 8: It's tough. It's tough to say a movie is really
- 24:04Speaker 8: good when you see it in the theaters, because you
- 24:05Speaker 8: know you can't. It's hard to tell if it was
- 24:07Speaker 8: really good because you saw it in theaters, or.
- 24:08Speaker 1: If someone was just giving you a hand job through
- 24:10Speaker 1: the popular or.
- 24:10Speaker 8: Someone was giving you a hand job.
- 24:12Speaker 2: I actually disagree. I think my barrier if my barometer
- 24:16Speaker 2: is far higher, my bar is far higher for movies
- 24:19Speaker 2: in theaters because I knew I paid a bunch for it,
- 24:22Speaker 2: took a night to go out and do it.
- 24:25Speaker 8: But doesn't that that gives you more of a reason
- 24:26Speaker 8: to be Oh my god, movie was great.
- 24:28Speaker 2: This story. There's more to this. I forgot this tell saga.
- 24:34Speaker 2: So I went to the.
- 24:36Speaker 8: Movie Harriets hate website dot com.
- 24:42Speaker 2: As you were, Francis, I don't know who I was
- 24:46Speaker 2: as I were. Now I had to go to the movies,
- 24:51Speaker 2: and I was meeting a friend and I didn't know
- 24:54Speaker 2: if I was. I ran out of time. I worked out,
- 24:58Speaker 2: and then I needed to get my food and ordered
- 25:01Speaker 2: some food, but I accidentally sent it to my old apartment,
- 25:07Speaker 2: and so I had to go over there to get
- 25:09Speaker 2: the food. I only lived four or five blocks you're
- 25:12Speaker 2: building from it, and that meant that I had run
- 25:16Speaker 2: out of time to eat the food before I went
- 25:19Speaker 2: to the movies. So I called an uber from that
- 25:22Speaker 2: building to go to the movie theater, which was in
- 25:25Speaker 2: the Lower East Side, And I got into the uber
- 25:27Speaker 2: with my dinner in a bag, and there was a
- 25:30Speaker 2: sign on the back of the head wrist that said
- 25:32Speaker 2: no eating, no this, no that, And the guy was
- 25:37Speaker 2: very kind. The driver what I ordered, some fish tacos.
- 25:45Speaker 8: That's a big one.
- 25:46Speaker 2: I ordered a salad with Icelandic salmon on top, and
- 25:50Speaker 2: then a side of sticky rice with crimini.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Mushrooms, types of fish and mushrooms. I was so hungry,
- 25:57Speaker 1: But that is a very important.
- 26:00Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a feast.
- 26:01Speaker 2: So I asked the guy. I said he was because
- 26:03Speaker 2: he was being He was so nice to me that
- 26:05Speaker 2: I thought I could ask him, Hey, how strict is
- 26:09Speaker 2: your no food policy? And he said, oh, buddy, go ahead,
- 26:13Speaker 2: go ahead, you can eat, you can eat. I don't
- 26:15Speaker 2: know what. I don't even know why it says that
- 26:17Speaker 2: or whatever I'm telling you. I took one taco out.
- 26:21Speaker 2: The first bite, the entire taco slid out of the fucking,
- 26:27Speaker 2: fucking tortilla, hit my leg and bounced onto the seat.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Oh no, the first bite.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Was it coated in like the orange that comes on cocos.
- 26:39Speaker 1: That is the staining sauce. It's oil based that'll penetrate leather,
- 26:43Speaker 1: and it was.
- 26:44Speaker 2: It was sitting there and I'm eating it kind of quietly.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Off the seat and cabbage, yeah, just pieces, and then
- 26:52Speaker 2: some of it went into the crack between the seats
- 26:55Speaker 2: and I'm trying to fish it out with my finger,
- 26:57Speaker 2: you know, the hook, and he sees that I'm sort
- 27:00Speaker 2: of fumbling around, and he goes, do you want me
- 27:03Speaker 2: to turn the light on for you? Because I don't
- 27:05Speaker 2: know what he thought I was, And I was like, no, no, no, no.
- 27:08Speaker 2: I like to eat darkness. And I tried to clean
- 27:13Speaker 2: it up, wipe it off and all that, but oh
- 27:15Speaker 2: my god. I had planned to eat the entire meal
- 27:18Speaker 2: in the ubery, but I was so thrown off that
- 27:22Speaker 2: I just ate the fish tacos. And then I got
- 27:25Speaker 2: to the theater and I snuck the salad and the
- 27:27Speaker 2: white rice and crimini mushrooms in and then sat down
- 27:32Speaker 2: in the theater and I to tell the person I
- 27:39Speaker 2: was with, I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to
- 27:42Speaker 2: eat my entire dinner here in the movie theater, but.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Just for you, but not enough for both.
- 27:49Speaker 2: And I almost wanted to be like, please don't judge me,
- 27:51Speaker 2: But then at the same time, I was like, this
- 27:52Speaker 2: is exactly the type of thing I do all the time.
- 27:56Speaker 2: This is who I am.
- 27:57Speaker 1: It's an indicative of my character that I'm having crominium.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Yeah, love it or leave it. So they were eating
- 28:04Speaker 2: popcorn and I was eating a kale salad with Icelandic salmon.
- 28:09Speaker 2: As the previews.
- 28:10Speaker 8: Played, Yeah, that's pretty brutal, but.
- 28:13Speaker 2: The movie was great. It's called it's called The Order.
- 28:17Speaker 2: And oh, by the way, halfway through the movie, a
- 28:22Speaker 2: guy behind us, because it was in those recliner seats
- 28:25Speaker 2: that are great for fingering, and uh, the guy behind
- 28:30Speaker 2: us started snoring. Oh, and he was this very stumpy
- 28:34Speaker 2: guy that had you.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Know, snore face.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, really bad snore. Yeah. It sounded like
- 28:42Speaker 2: he was dying. And everyone around us there were there
- 28:45Speaker 2: weren't that many people, but everyone kept doing that thing
- 28:47Speaker 2: of lake yeah, looking around like as if that would
- 28:53Speaker 2: catch his attention, Like this, this guy's never waken up again.
- 28:57Speaker 2: And then the guy to our left took a piece
- 28:59Speaker 2: of popcorn and without looking, no look, hook shot it
- 29:04Speaker 2: over his head to try to land it on the
- 29:06Speaker 2: guy to wake him up, missed him completely. And I
- 29:08Speaker 2: was like, well, if we're there, I'll throw a sour
- 29:10Speaker 2: patch watermelon, which I did. That had no effect. He
- 29:14Speaker 2: continues snoring we're all laughing, but the movie just care
- 29:18Speaker 2: about the dialog. So finally I got up and the
- 29:22Speaker 2: person I was with grabbed my coat and was like, don't,
- 29:25Speaker 2: don't do it, and I said, someone has to, and
- 29:29Speaker 2: I got up and I walked up and I went
- 29:31Speaker 2: next to him and I started tapping him and he
- 29:34Speaker 2: wasn't waking up. And then the guy who had thrown
- 29:36Speaker 2: the piece of popcorn goes move his foot and I
- 29:41Speaker 2: started shaking his toe, and dude, when I say like,
- 29:44Speaker 2: nothing was working. It got to a point where I
- 29:47Speaker 2: was like, I've I am so envious of this man's
- 29:50Speaker 2: ability to sleep this soundly. And so finally I was
- 29:54Speaker 2: like squeezing his foot almost.
- 29:56Speaker 11: Like a a sirrup just say like, oh I did,
- 30:01Speaker 11: I said, excuse me, sir, sir, sir, I mean there's
- 30:05Speaker 11: a loud movie.
- 30:06Speaker 8: Playing, squeezing his tongue.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Oh, I'm shaking him and then his bare arm, I
- 30:11Speaker 2: started patting it, and that finally woke him up and
- 30:14Speaker 2: he went and I went, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
- 30:17Speaker 2: to bother you, but you're snoring very loudly, and he
- 30:20Speaker 2: goes okay, and then he de reclined his seat to
- 30:26Speaker 2: sit up so he wouldn't fall asleep, and no one
- 30:29Speaker 2: around gave me applause that I was expecting.
- 30:32Speaker 1: They should have stood up like Brendan Fraser at the
- 30:35Speaker 1: end of the Whale, just the entire a nine minute
- 30:42Speaker 1: standing ovation for you for shaking this fat dude's toe.
- 30:46Speaker 8: Look squeezing his toes.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Can you even listen to that guy? And he would
- 30:53Speaker 1: have laid some Icelandic salmon across.
- 30:55Speaker 2: His brow By that point, I'd finished it.
- 30:57Speaker 8: If I woke up in the movie theater and someone
- 30:59Speaker 8: was squeezing my toes, that's a lawsuit.
- 31:03Speaker 2: Well, I tried other things and they didn't work. I
- 31:06Speaker 2: mean we there was a there was stages to it.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that I would maybe get an usher
- 31:11Speaker 1: at that point.
- 31:13Speaker 2: I have no snitch. I put out my own fires, just.
- 31:16Speaker 8: Got like a thirteen year old boy to go over
- 31:17Speaker 8: and squeeze his toes.
- 31:19Speaker 1: An you trying to flashlight in this guy's face.
- 31:22Speaker 2: The movie is about a white nationalist aryan kind of
- 31:28Speaker 2: uh got my attention group that sort of splinters off
- 31:34Speaker 2: and becomes much more radical and starts becoming militant and
- 31:39Speaker 2: trying to take back the country. And it's it's based
- 31:43Speaker 2: on a true story and it's got Jude Law as
- 31:46Speaker 2: the FBI agent who's trying to thwart.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Them based in Washington.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly right.
- 31:53Speaker 1: I remember that story. Wasn't there like a standoff on
- 31:55Speaker 1: a bridge or something like that.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, and they and they and they rob brings,
- 32:00Speaker 2: trucks and banks.
- 32:01Speaker 1: They're a militia.
- 32:02Speaker 2: They're a militia and they get I mean, they're doing
- 32:05Speaker 2: big bad ship and Nicholas Holt is the leader. He's
- 32:09Speaker 2: a great actor.
- 32:11Speaker 1: But it's legal to have a militia. It's constitutionally protected
- 32:14Speaker 1: to have a militia.
- 32:15Speaker 8: Yes.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Interesting, No, well armed militia shall be disbanded or whatever.
- 32:21Speaker 2: The interesting.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Charleston White used to say that, like, if you're an
- 32:25Speaker 1: inner city gang, you should just name yourself a militia
- 32:28Speaker 1: and you have implicit legal protection.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's how fun is it to be a
- 32:33Speaker 2: standing militia without any missions. We're just a militia that
- 32:38Speaker 2: meets up and oils our guns and then goes home.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that that is sad.
- 32:41Speaker 2: You need to do some ne'er do well.
- 32:44Speaker 1: You need to maybe a drive by, You need to
- 32:47Speaker 1: do something.
- 32:48Speaker 2: A militia that does good would be cool.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Yeah nah, no, no, I mean that's what superhero vigilantes,
- 32:58Speaker 1: vigilantes vigilantes.
- 33:00Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't fuck with vigilantes.
- 33:01Speaker 2: So this movie, this movie is.
- 33:04Speaker 8: Like there's like the dudes from America that like go
- 33:06Speaker 8: to fight in the ukrain War.
- 33:08Speaker 2: I would call this movie sort of too far.
- 33:11Speaker 1: That's mercenaries. That's people that they're getting paid. If it's
- 33:14Speaker 1: a vigilante, you're like doing it for free.
- 33:17Speaker 8: Yeah. Are those guys getting paid though? Yes?
- 33:20Speaker 1: What they get paid so much? Defense contractors?
- 33:23Speaker 8: Oh yeah, really they do? How much? Like a hundred
- 33:27Speaker 8: hundred bucks now, I'm thinking of it, one hundred bucks a.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Day a day sometimes if they if they really bust
- 33:34Speaker 1: their ass and don't eat dinner, depends on.
- 33:37Speaker 2: How vigil they are about their aunties. This movie is
- 33:41Speaker 2: the Town meets Black Clansmen meets Twilight. Twilight. The Washington
- 33:49Speaker 2: on your Hat setting gives it beautiful cinematography, great acting,
- 33:54Speaker 2: good writing, really good movie. Highly recommend.
- 33:56Speaker 8: I didn't like The Black Clansmen at all.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I didn't like it either. That movie was weird. I
- 34:00Speaker 2: didn't like it.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Why too stylized? Yeah, just Adam Driver as the villain,
- 34:05Speaker 1: doesn't he.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Was?
- 34:08Speaker 8: He was screaming the M word in it.
- 34:10Speaker 2: No, he was not. Adam Driver was a good guy
- 34:13Speaker 2: in that movie.
- 34:13Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah he was undercover. Yeah yeah, he was
- 34:16Speaker 8: an undercover. So he just got he screamed the M word. Yea,
- 34:20Speaker 8: he wrote, right, you know, I just didn't think that.
- 34:23Speaker 2: I didn't like it either. Yeah, I didn't like it either.
- 34:26Speaker 2: The Town, though, sounds amazing. So this is all those
- 34:30Speaker 2: wrapped up into one. It's excellent.
- 34:33Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's like you're giving me like one out
- 34:35Speaker 8: of those three movies I like.
- 34:37Speaker 2: So take out Black Clansmen. Okay, let's call it Twilight meets.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Oh you didn't like Twilight, Let's call it The Town. Okay,
- 34:44Speaker 2: this movie is the Town. Watch The Town again? Did
- 34:48Speaker 2: you like The Town it? Then you're gonna love this.
- 34:51Speaker 2: Go see the Order. It's got the in it.
- 34:55Speaker 1: I would definitely watch this movie.
- 34:56Speaker 8: It don't sound good?
- 34:57Speaker 1: Is it action packed?
- 34:58Speaker 2: Yes, there's lots of acts. Watch a suspense, good gore?
- 35:05Speaker 2: What's that?
- 35:06Speaker 1: Fuck?
- 35:06Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 35:07Speaker 8: Wow?
- 35:08Speaker 2: I love that.
- 35:08Speaker 1: I didn't even get to pitch my movie yet. I
- 35:13Speaker 1: definitely see this instead of Noor. I saw.
- 35:15Speaker 8: Oh, I heard Nora was great.
- 35:16Speaker 2: I heard it's amazing.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I mean it's a fest.
- 35:20Speaker 8: Oh it's really I don't like that, right, I don't
- 35:24Speaker 8: like a movie with too much with too much.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Fuck, well, then Honora might not be for you.
- 35:29Speaker 8: I feel like every movie nowadays or not, I don't
- 35:31Speaker 8: even know. I feel like there was a period of
- 35:33Speaker 8: time where every movie just starts off with like a
- 35:35Speaker 8: graphic sex scene and you're just looking at some dudes
- 35:38Speaker 8: bare ass.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a plug session. Yeah, I watched a movie.
- 35:46Speaker 8: I forget what movie. I watched a movie recently that
- 35:47Speaker 8: I turned on and immediately it's like, it wasn't the
- 35:51Speaker 8: season four of Girls could have been?
- 35:53Speaker 2: Was it Till the Devil Knows You're Dead with Philip
- 35:56Speaker 2: seymour Hoffman, Because that movie starts with a sex scene.
- 35:59Speaker 8: It it genuinely might have been that movie. Not even
- 36:02Speaker 8: I'm not even getting you. It's a pretty good I'm
- 36:05Speaker 8: pretty sure I just watched that movie.
- 36:07Speaker 2: That's a good movie.
- 36:08Speaker 8: Until the Devil Knows You're Dead. I think that's the
- 36:10Speaker 8: exact movie.
- 36:11Speaker 2: I mean, that's gotta be one of the all time
- 36:13Speaker 2: polls on the podcast. That movie came out fifteen years ago.
- 36:16Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? Wait?
- 36:19Speaker 8: No, it literally was this movie.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that completely trumps him finishing your sentence when you
- 36:25Speaker 1: said avocado oils.
- 36:27Speaker 2: Let's just put it this way. I think that the
- 36:29Speaker 2: knowledge battle is tilting sharply in my face.
- 36:31Speaker 8: Oh that's so was this movie? I just watched this
- 36:36Speaker 8: movie that I'm pretty thrilled about.
- 36:38Speaker 2: That.
- 36:38Speaker 8: That's so weird.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good movie.
- 36:40Speaker 8: Yeah, it was pretty good.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Underrated, it kind of flew under the radar. I would say,
- 36:44Speaker 2: it's a little long.
- 36:45Speaker 8: It's a little long.
- 36:45Speaker 2: What a cast Isn't Morgan Freeman in that?
- 36:48Speaker 1: No. I think that's how they get away with making
- 36:51Speaker 1: movies long, because this movie Anora was a little long too.
- 36:54Speaker 1: That was my feeling leaving it. But I think if
- 36:56Speaker 1: they frontloaded with titties, I think that you can get
- 36:59Speaker 1: away with making a movie long. Meanwhile, the Disney flicks
- 37:03Speaker 1: are like eighty one minutes.
- 37:05Speaker 8: Yeah, Till the Devil Was Your Dad kind of reminded
- 37:08Speaker 8: me of like uncut gems, kind of just how like
- 37:09Speaker 8: everything goes wrong the entire time, like.
- 37:12Speaker 1: A Ben Stiller movie.
- 37:14Speaker 8: No no, And I also love Ben Stiller.
- 37:17Speaker 1: So you know that he was at the Diddy parties.
- 37:20Speaker 8: No, he was not. He was doing cartwheels at the
- 37:22Speaker 8: didty parties now? Will said, no, no chance, Yeah he was.
- 37:26Speaker 8: I will not take any disrespect towards Still and your
- 37:30Speaker 8: hero and Diddy, your fucking hero.
- 37:34Speaker 1: The first scene of the movie Anora has titties in it,
- 37:38Speaker 1: but it was at one of those theaters where you
- 37:40Speaker 1: can get a full dinner, and so the lady is
- 37:43Speaker 1: taking our order during the first scene, and I was
- 37:46Speaker 1: concerned that I had missed the titties for the entire movie. Yeah,
- 37:49Speaker 1: thank god, it was a fuck fest.
- 37:51Speaker 2: What a relief it was.
- 37:53Speaker 1: I was imagine the relief I felt when I realized
- 37:56Speaker 1: that it was a fuck fest.
- 37:57Speaker 2: I mean, full dinner at a movie that.
- 38:00Speaker 8: Just seems really, you must not be going to the
- 38:03Speaker 8: right movie.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Well, I think it. To me, it is like that's
- 38:05Speaker 2: too much food with the dinner I'm bringing in.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I see my problem. I didn't get to eat
- 38:11Speaker 1: in them.
- 38:11Speaker 8: Uber, Why did you guess till the devil knows? You're
- 38:14Speaker 8: the devil? Notes until the devils troubling you, it is
- 38:17Speaker 8: troubling me.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Then I choose not to answer.
- 38:22Speaker 8: But like, do we all have like the same like Amazon,
- 38:24Speaker 8: like movies, we think you'll like.
- 38:26Speaker 2: You're not gonna I literally watched, not gonna.
- 38:29Speaker 8: Know you've got you've gotten it recommended. It had to
- 38:32Speaker 8: have been that wrong. That is not it.
- 38:37Speaker 2: You are not gonna know how I pulled that?
- 38:40Speaker 8: Did I keep my Amazon logged in?
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- 38:42Speaker 8: Like the funny bonet in Columbus.
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- 39:25Speaker 2: the Wi Fi places? I just use data.
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- 40:28Speaker 2: I did. I couple stains on them.
- 40:29Speaker 1: I know, dude, I'm fucking going through it.
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- 41:00Speaker 1: I just love them so much, and I just I
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- 41:24Speaker 8: To the end of the ad.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Fucking idiots, idiots. You ever see some dog millionaire?
- 41:30Speaker 8: No, we've talked about that.
- 41:32Speaker 1: You're supposed to see it, though.
- 41:34Speaker 8: I know I have no interest why. I don't know.
- 41:37Speaker 8: It just doesn't look good.
- 41:39Speaker 1: I think you're I mean, one best picture Prejudices, one
- 41:42Speaker 1: of the great against Indian Brothers and Sisters who There
- 41:46Speaker 1: is a dance scene. I don't know if that changed.
- 41:47Speaker 2: There is there is.
- 41:49Speaker 8: I would assume there's many dances yeah.
- 41:55Speaker 2: The Tea Boy is fifteen billion rupees.
- 41:58Speaker 1: No, it's in English English. Yeah, it's that dubbed and
- 42:02Speaker 1: it doesn't have as many dance scenes as R R R.
- 42:05Speaker 8: Oh, yes, I've heard r R is great.
- 42:07Speaker 2: From what's that?
- 42:08Speaker 1: It's another Indian movie.
- 42:10Speaker 8: A picture.
- 42:13Speaker 1: It's kind of like a lone Survivor. It is a
- 42:16Speaker 1: little bit loan survivor.
- 42:17Speaker 8: Really, you said that that movie was like I remember
- 42:19Speaker 8: you talked about on the act. You said you thought
- 42:21Speaker 8: it was gonna win Oscars for effects. Maybe are I
- 42:26Speaker 8: remember you were raving about Nick was oh okay.
- 42:30Speaker 1: But I watched it after Nick was raving about it,
- 42:32Speaker 1: and it is. It's like the most action packed movie.
- 42:37Speaker 2: They even more than even more than The Raid. The Raid.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Have you seen the Raid?
- 42:45Speaker 3: Oh?
- 42:46Speaker 2: You would love the.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Raid about the bug spray the Raid?
- 42:51Speaker 2: No, do you know the town? I'm familiar. It's like
- 42:54Speaker 2: the town except more gun fighting. No, the Raid is
- 42:58Speaker 2: have you seen the Raid? Oh? My god? Raid one Raid,
- 43:02Speaker 2: two guys, I've I'm not kidding you. This is not
- 43:05Speaker 2: a joke. Drop what you're doing and go watch the Raid.
- 43:09Speaker 1: I'm looking it up right now.
- 43:10Speaker 2: The Raid is an Indonesian film about a sort of
- 43:14Speaker 2: police group that needs to infiltrate trade. Well, bro, I
- 43:17Speaker 2: just saw this on the on a plane.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, but I was about to click
- 43:21Speaker 1: on it. It was on a delta.
- 43:22Speaker 2: It is worthy of being watched on a on a
- 43:25Speaker 2: bigger screen.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Really, for what it's worth. I wasn't in because I
- 43:29Speaker 1: didn't know what it was, and I was like, if
- 43:32Speaker 1: it's that good, I would have heard of it. But
- 43:33Speaker 1: then I heard it's Indonesian.
- 43:35Speaker 2: It's a but you don't need you know it's not.
- 43:38Speaker 2: You're not bothered by the fact that it's in a
- 43:40Speaker 2: different language at all the dialogue.
- 43:42Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's an excuse of why I wouldn't
- 43:44Speaker 1: have heard of it. I'm not.
- 43:46Speaker 8: I'm sure you're bothered by the fact that it is
- 43:48Speaker 8: in another language.
- 43:49Speaker 2: No, I wasn't actually, because there's very little dialogue. It's
- 43:53Speaker 2: it's truly just fighting the entire time as a true
- 43:56Speaker 2: American love But it's the best fight choreography I've ever
- 43:59Speaker 2: seen in a movie ever hers In the Fighter, Yes,
- 44:04Speaker 2: I have, that's pretty good. No, the boxing movie.
- 44:08Speaker 8: It's a phenomenal movie.
- 44:09Speaker 2: It's a good movie. But I wouldn't even give that Fight.
- 44:11Speaker 2: I mean, I would put the John Wick movie fight
- 44:13Speaker 2: choreography up ahead of that.
- 44:16Speaker 1: I watch like Rocky and then watch The Fighter.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Or Creed the fight choreography, and Creed's pretty good too.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I think you're.
- 44:24Speaker 8: Rash fight choreography and in Rockies awful.
- 44:27Speaker 2: I know that I agree with that they're just hitting
- 44:29Speaker 2: each other with full on roundhouses every time.
- 44:33Speaker 8: No defense, no defense, hands down, hands fully down. The
- 44:38Speaker 8: Fighter is a great movie. That's one of that used
- 44:39Speaker 8: to be one of my favorite movies. I don't know
- 44:40Speaker 8: if it's in my top five anymore, but it was
- 44:42Speaker 8: for a while.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Do you think it makes you more or less likely
- 44:45Speaker 1: to see a movie when there's the in front.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Of the title.
- 44:49Speaker 8: I don't think it has an impact on me.
- 44:52Speaker 1: You're impervious to the outside.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Though.
- 44:55Speaker 1: It makes me want to see something if it's the something.
- 44:58Speaker 1: I mean, even I'll go as far as watching The Beekeeper, Stephen.
- 45:06Speaker 1: That's how deep I fucking went with it. There's so
- 45:10Speaker 1: many movies that I need to see Slack.
- 45:13Speaker 2: There's some good ones coming out, apparently, The Brutalist with
- 45:16Speaker 2: the movie a good one.
- 45:20Speaker 1: The Gladiator, The Gladiator too, The Hunchback of Notre Dame,
- 45:24Speaker 1: the hunchback of Notre Dame as morel is fine ass.
- 45:28Speaker 8: The town, the town that departed, the gooi hunting, the
- 45:33Speaker 8: good Will hunting, the star Wars.
- 45:38Speaker 1: I've developed a stress induced twitch on my right eyelid.
- 45:42Speaker 1: I can only feel it. That looks fucking good, That
- 45:51Speaker 1: looks cool. Is that? Are you physical comedy me?
- 45:54Speaker 3: I am?
- 45:54Speaker 2: Yeah. Does it feel like your eyelid is being sucked
- 45:57Speaker 2: in above your eyes?
- 45:59Speaker 1: I feel like it's twitching, like that won't stop twitching.
- 46:02Speaker 8: I get that, and it drives me fucking nuts to
- 46:06Speaker 8: it feels like you like doesn't fit in, like where
- 46:09Speaker 8: it's supposed to go.
- 46:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:10Speaker 1: What causes that?
- 46:11Speaker 8: I have no clue.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Uh, probably fatigue would be my guest. I I used
- 46:16Speaker 2: to get the muscle spasms all the time, but I
- 46:18Speaker 2: don't get those anymore.
- 46:20Speaker 8: Blessings, blessing tremors.
- 46:22Speaker 2: It just makes me think I'm not really working out
- 46:23Speaker 2: that hard, which can't be true, because I'm really hitting
- 46:26Speaker 2: it hard these days.
- 46:27Speaker 1: You're obviously working out hard enough.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Look at your fucking I'm going nuts in the gym
- 46:32Speaker 2: these days. I'm going absolute.
- 46:33Speaker 8: But fuck super sets, Yeah, a lot of super sets.
- 46:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:38Speaker 1: Schoberg brought back super sets. Yeah, shout out to fucking I.
- 46:42Speaker 8: Will say, I, uh after rewatch, after watching Surviving bar soool,
- 46:46Speaker 8: I think I I think I had the wrong idea
- 46:49Speaker 8: of Tailor. I don't know why. I in my head,
- 46:56Speaker 8: I was picturing him like a full foot shorter than
- 46:59Speaker 8: he is and maybe one hundred pounds, like monster.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Just a refresher course. Sas said that Feidelberg is significantly
- 47:08Speaker 1: stronger than significant.
- 47:10Speaker 8: I said, I think he could out bench Taylor.
- 47:12Speaker 1: Taylor called me that the next day and like hurt. Yeah,
- 47:17Speaker 1: he was like what the fuck, sass.
- 47:19Speaker 8: He's like, like, he's the biggest person I've ever met.
- 47:22Speaker 2: He's so big.
- 47:23Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 47:24Speaker 1: He said, he's going to come to New York and
- 47:25Speaker 1: lift me up, and we're going to turn off the
- 47:28Speaker 1: lights of the room and then just turn off, like
- 47:30Speaker 1: turn on like a spotlight. It's just going to be
- 47:32Speaker 1: on him fucking waiting to torture you. Yeah, he's a
- 47:36Speaker 1: big He's going to make you go rigid and lift
- 47:39Speaker 1: you up.
- 47:40Speaker 2: I think he could power clean you from the ground,
- 47:43Speaker 2: clean and jerk your just straight overhead. Yeah, count, I
- 47:47Speaker 2: think he could do that to any of us, but
- 47:50Speaker 2: specifically you. But you'd have to go rigid.
- 47:53Speaker 8: How much do you think he squatted?
- 47:54Speaker 2: I don't think Harry can go rigid?
- 47:55Speaker 1: No can you go rigid?
- 47:57Speaker 2: No?
- 47:58Speaker 1: Try it can't.
- 48:02Speaker 2: Why is a feather stiff as a board?
- 48:03Speaker 1: Like you couldn't go rigid? Like I think you can
- 48:06Speaker 1: go ridgid? Oh yeah, hey you can. That's interesting. Let
- 48:12Speaker 1: a little bit of a bend to you. Yeah, I
- 48:15Speaker 1: don't think you can go ridge.
- 48:16Speaker 8: It now I can't. So you have the core strength.
- 48:20Speaker 1: So you kind of sag in the middle.
- 48:22Speaker 8: I'm gonna get after it this weekend though, No, really
- 48:26Speaker 8: this weekend. I'm actually pretty pumped this weekend.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Yeah, for like a finite amount of time, work out
- 48:31Speaker 1: hard at this week.
- 48:32Speaker 8: Five shows and grand Rapids, and I'm bringing no one
- 48:35Speaker 8: with me, and it's going to be ten degrees the
- 48:37Speaker 8: entire time I'm there. I'm planning on just getting in
- 48:39Speaker 8: the gym for like four hours. Get a Crush membership
- 48:41Speaker 8: while you're there, but yeah, hotel gym, get a.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Blink membership while you're there. Yeah local sometimes nice to
- 48:47Speaker 1: go to a local and a foreign city. Yeah, you
- 48:49Speaker 1: could just put on the eighty pound weighted vest and
- 48:52Speaker 1: fucking spass.
- 48:53Speaker 8: Ticket sales are great. Not looking forward to it. Though
- 48:58Speaker 8: they're really good. They're pretty solid. The shows should be good.
- 49:01Speaker 8: I'm not looking forward to being in a hotel for
- 49:03Speaker 8: three days.
- 49:04Speaker 2: I got a good workout for you and something that
- 49:06Speaker 2: I've been meaning to bring up.
- 49:08Speaker 8: I'm all cardio.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Yeah, you're then you're gonna like this just all peloton.
- 49:13Speaker 1: You said you're gonna go hard this weekend and you're
- 49:15Speaker 1: saying you're all peloton.
- 49:17Speaker 8: Yeah. I'm gonna do three hours on the Peloton free
- 49:19Speaker 8: ride four. I'll probably do three on the Peloton and
- 49:23Speaker 8: then four on the StairMaster.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Seven hours.
- 49:26Speaker 1: Yeah, StairMaster is insane.
- 49:30Speaker 8: I did the StairMaster when I was in high school
- 49:31Speaker 8: for so long that it stopped and it said you
- 49:34Speaker 8: are done, You're at the top floor. Not even I'm
- 49:38Speaker 8: not even kidding. It wasn't that long. It was thirty minutes.
- 49:41Speaker 1: That is a long time to be on the stairs.
- 49:42Speaker 1: StairMaster is a great fuck.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:44Speaker 8: Used to be in really good shape before I gave
- 49:46Speaker 8: up on everything.
- 49:47Speaker 1: What's your workout for him?
- 49:48Speaker 2: Uh? I was watching this guy on Instagram. I think
- 49:51Speaker 2: his name is Mark is Primal.
- 49:53Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, I know him?
- 49:54Speaker 2: You know him?
- 49:54Speaker 8: Yeah, Mark's Primal?
- 49:56Speaker 1: Yeah, who is I correction, I don't think.
- 50:02Speaker 8: I don't think he likes to highlight the is mark's primal. Yeah,
- 50:06Speaker 8: it's actually pronounced marque primal.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Marquis like r q u i s marquis de primo monsieur.
- 50:18Speaker 2: He says that a good thing to do every once
- 50:21Speaker 2: in a while, that is to run for your life.
- 50:25Speaker 8: Yeah, I can see that.
- 50:26Speaker 2: It talks about how on a treadmill he likes to
- 50:28Speaker 2: sprint because he thinks that from a very sort of
- 50:31Speaker 2: evolutionary standpoint, it's good for human beings to make sure
- 50:34Speaker 2: that they can run for their flat.
- 50:38Speaker 1: I like that.
- 50:38Speaker 2: I like that too. I I I haven't sprinted in
- 50:41Speaker 2: quite some time, and I do think that there is
- 50:45Speaker 2: occasion in life where I may need to run for
- 50:47Speaker 2: my life, and I don't want to be too far
- 50:50Speaker 2: from having done that.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I don't even know when you'd have to run for
- 50:54Speaker 1: your life ever again in.
- 50:56Speaker 2: History, fires, floods, But that's.
- 50:59Speaker 1: Sprinting for your life. Like if they say there's like
- 51:01Speaker 1: a shooter in a movie theater or something like that,
- 51:04Speaker 1: you could You don't get to just sprint for your life,
- 51:06Speaker 1: you to like go downstairs behind something, jump over.
- 51:09Speaker 2: That's just that's just, that's just, that's just in a
- 51:12Speaker 2: movie theater. What if you're in the food court of
- 51:14Speaker 2: mal but.
- 51:15Speaker 1: There's still obstacles in the way, you'll get a straight
- 51:18Speaker 1: shot of running for your life.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Yeah, but these days anymore. But that's because you guys
- 51:22Speaker 2: know no disrespect. You guys are running for your life
- 51:24Speaker 2: in the food court, whereas I'm on the second floor
- 51:27Speaker 2: alcony and I am running for my for everyone else's life.
- 51:30Speaker 2: I'm going to take a flying squirrel, leap off the
- 51:32Speaker 2: top and then land directly on the guy.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Oh, you're running towards them, I'm running towards I'm running away.
- 51:40Speaker 1: I'm hiding behind I'm using human shield. As the person
- 51:44Speaker 1: in front of Panda Express who's handing out the orange.
- 51:47Speaker 2: You could use Sass as a human shield. He does
- 51:49Speaker 2: not go limp, so he's very malleable.
- 51:53Speaker 1: You can create be heavy. Is my concern that he
- 51:55Speaker 1: would just drop like a rock in front of me
- 51:57Speaker 1: when I try to human shield him, and I wouldn't
- 51:58Speaker 1: be able to hold him up. You need a little
- 52:00Speaker 1: bit of complicit You need someone to comply when you
- 52:04Speaker 1: want them to human shield.
- 52:05Speaker 2: It's also tough to get Sas to be a human
- 52:06Speaker 2: shield because he hates being touched, he hates human contact.
- 52:10Speaker 2: He'd be like, all right, all right, I don't like that, dude.
- 52:13Speaker 8: When I was really when I was younger, When I
- 52:16Speaker 8: was younger, they did like school shooting training at our
- 52:20Speaker 8: uh at our school. But it was like this was
- 52:22Speaker 8: like before it was how to do it. No, It's
- 52:24Speaker 8: like like the police were doing like a run through
- 52:27Speaker 8: and they had like kids like volunteer and get like pay.
- 52:30Speaker 8: Like my neighbor did it, and he said that the
- 52:32Speaker 8: police were just walking around with like paintball guns and
- 52:36Speaker 8: like the shooter had a paintball gun, and like they
- 52:38Speaker 8: had to like you, like you had to like use
- 52:40Speaker 8: people as like human shields and shit. And he said
- 52:42Speaker 8: it was like insane. He actually said it was like
- 52:44Speaker 8: fucking awesome. My neighbor. He said it was like crazy.
- 52:46Speaker 8: But I think this was also well before like the
- 52:48Speaker 8: threat of school shootings was as high as it is
- 52:50Speaker 8: now pre Columbine, No, not pre post but the.
- 52:54Speaker 2: Things that really kicked things off.
- 52:56Speaker 8: Yeah, but I feel like there was a gap between
- 52:58Speaker 8: like Columbine and then there was a string of.
- 53:02Speaker 1: There are other ones, but it just didn't pop off
- 53:04Speaker 1: again until Parkland or you've all been.
- 53:07Speaker 2: Parkland Parkland for sure. Well then but then right.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I don't know that's topic. But no, but that's it.
- 53:16Speaker 1: I feel like you're guys lying to you. There's no
- 53:19Speaker 1: way that they were. They were having like paintball gun shootouts.
- 53:22Speaker 1: Otherwise it was like a Billy Madison asked police chief
- 53:26Speaker 1: that was in there, just being like, let's have a
- 53:28Speaker 1: fucking blast in here.
- 53:30Speaker 8: It was training for the police. So it was like,
- 53:32Speaker 8: I don't think it was like the the shooter had
- 53:35Speaker 8: a paintball gun. This is what I remember. I wasn't there.
- 53:39Speaker 8: This person told me this when I was probably ten,
- 53:41Speaker 8: so I could be wrong on these and they could.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Have your susceptible brain.
- 53:47Speaker 8: Yeah, they said that it was like the like the
- 53:49Speaker 8: and then the cops come in and the whole thing.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Because that would almost make it, that would gamify it
- 53:54Speaker 1: so much that it would it would make you want
- 53:56Speaker 1: to do it.
- 53:57Speaker 2: No, Well, in light of that, I had a I
- 54:01Speaker 2: remember I had a sexual assault prevention class and health
- 54:05Speaker 2: class in high school that they were teaching. Well, they
- 54:10Speaker 2: brought in these they brought in some experts in health class.
- 54:13Speaker 8: Health class. I thought that was like just the full
- 54:15Speaker 8: class was sexual assault prevention, and.
- 54:17Speaker 2: They failed sexual assault prevention.
- 54:19Speaker 1: We have to set you back a grade.
- 54:21Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to SAP. I got SAP after lunch and.
- 54:27Speaker 1: I got APA AP SAP.
- 54:31Speaker 8: It's looking like I'm gonna flunk SAP.
- 54:38Speaker 1: So what was the tenants of the class and who
- 54:40Speaker 1: are the experts?
- 54:41Speaker 2: Well, they brought an expert. It was you know, it
- 54:43Speaker 2: was health class. We were doing all kinds of stuff
- 54:45Speaker 2: and then they brought in for They brought in some
- 54:47Speaker 2: sexual assault prevention people who did that as their full
- 54:52Speaker 2: time job, from some outside thing to just teach for
- 54:54Speaker 2: the day, and they were going through. They opened the
- 54:58Speaker 2: class by saying that ninety eight percent of sexual assaults
- 55:03Speaker 2: happened from a man to a woman, and then they
- 55:07Speaker 2: went on to say to everyone that if you are
- 55:10Speaker 2: being attacked and potentially sexually assaulted, you should display your
- 55:14Speaker 2: keys between your fingers and use them and or you
- 55:17Speaker 2: can take your stiletto off and stab someone with it.
- 55:20Speaker 2: And I was like, given what you started the class with,
- 55:23Speaker 2: don't you think you should dismiss the men before we
- 55:26Speaker 2: begin this segment because you are literally giving us the playbook. Yeah, like,
- 55:32Speaker 2: I'm not following the girl whose keys are jangling in
- 55:35Speaker 2: her pocket.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Francis just furiously like writing down, like bring arm guards.
- 55:41Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, look that girl's got you know, the
- 55:46Speaker 2: bloody shoes, the blood bottomed lubatons. Those are particularly sharp stilettos.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Yeah they do.
- 55:52Speaker 8: They should have just been like, get mace.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Bear mace. Yeah, hit a bear thirty yards.
- 55:59Speaker 1: It's crazy that mace is illegal in New York.
- 56:04Speaker 8: And so, dude, I tried to buy.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Anthony Weeder was the one that wrote the law.
- 56:07Speaker 2: But pepper spray is not no, it's I think it's
- 56:10Speaker 2: all you can get any of it. Dude, I saw
- 56:12Speaker 2: I saw a woman mason guy on the subway. Well, yeah,
- 56:15Speaker 2: if people have it. But like I tried to buy,
- 56:18Speaker 2: I would have reported her.
- 56:20Speaker 8: You should have if I had centered to Jay, if you.
- 56:22Speaker 2: Didn't have masonry, that's illegal. Fucking milk. So I can
- 56:32Speaker 2: hit the emergency button to call some people down to
- 56:35Speaker 2: put this girl away.
- 56:38Speaker 8: Why did why did she masa the guy?
- 56:40Speaker 2: Because he was nuts and he was all over. He
- 56:43Speaker 2: was going around all of us. He was on the
- 56:45Speaker 2: car prowling. He was proud, he was he was like
- 56:50Speaker 2: a werewolf in the middle of a transformation.
- 56:52Speaker 1: It's crazy. I mean that's literally the center of that
- 56:55Speaker 1: other Guys story that that's in the middle of the
- 56:57Speaker 1: news right now.
- 56:57Speaker 8: Do you think if you if you're if you smoke
- 56:59Speaker 8: crab and you're high on crack and you're like you're
- 57:02Speaker 8: having a fucking day, like you're prowling on top of
- 57:04Speaker 8: people's cars, and then you get pepper spray, do you
- 57:06Speaker 8: think that immediately takes you back down to earth or
- 57:08Speaker 8: do you think it like enhances the high.
- 57:13Speaker 2: I don't think it's cracked. I think it's bath salts
- 57:16Speaker 2: bath salts where pepper spray probably brings you to a realm.
- 57:24Speaker 8: It's like in Split that movie.
- 57:30Speaker 2: I was only able to gnaw through half my arm
- 57:33Speaker 2: before the pepper spray, but that boost got me through.
- 57:37Speaker 8: The pepper spray having like a bad side, like a
- 57:42Speaker 8: like like you shouldn't use it on certain people.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Their house.
- 57:47Speaker 8: Things could get like he's getting a power up, so
- 57:52Speaker 8: it just turns into a fucking monster levitating picks up
- 58:02Speaker 8: a car, like throws it into a building. But I
- 58:08Speaker 8: feel like it also could just take you right back
- 58:10Speaker 8: down to earth, like I feel like it would like
- 58:12Speaker 8: I feel like you could like not feel the pain
- 58:14Speaker 8: from it because you're on crack. But then I think
- 58:16Speaker 8: it would reduce the high that you'd just be like,
- 58:18Speaker 8: what the fuck am I doing?
- 58:20Speaker 1: Why am I?
- 58:21Speaker 2: Why am I?
- 58:22Speaker 8: On my hand on the lid of this.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Tesla just turned into the Great Catsy.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Gosh, I need to brush up my Lincoln forgive me
- 58:31Speaker 2: for smelling of feet. Sorry, old girl.
- 58:35Speaker 8: It's so crazy that those fucking those football players got
- 58:38Speaker 8: pepper sprayed.
- 58:41Speaker 1: The Michigan crumpy cops who are fucking pepper spraying. It's
- 58:46Speaker 1: a lunatic frum. There's multiple frumpy bastard like they probably
- 58:53Speaker 1: take it. They probably bragged to their families that they
- 58:55Speaker 1: get to do the detail at the Michigan game.
- 58:58Speaker 8: Well, because I'm pretty sure that I don't some cops
- 59:01Speaker 8: travel with the team, probably like so that you got
- 59:05Speaker 8: some Ohio like you got some Michigan cops with you
- 59:07Speaker 8: in case the Ohio State cops are biased.
- 59:09Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. Is that just something
- 59:11Speaker 2: you threw out?
- 59:12Speaker 8: I feel like I I was talking about it with
- 59:15Speaker 8: my father and we were both under the impression that that.
- 59:19Speaker 2: A cop might travel with friendly cops. Yeah, maybe, I
- 59:23Speaker 2: don't know.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Team security is probably a thing I mean, if Barstool
- 59:26Speaker 1: has fucking security going on the road. Yeah, movie and smelly.
- 59:29Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that.
- 59:30Speaker 8: You guys got fucking what's his name Dumbo or whatever? Yeah,
- 59:34Speaker 8: what's that big fat guy's name on the Eagles? The thug,
- 59:37Speaker 8: that thug that likes to hit players that are actively playing.
- 59:40Speaker 8: They don't know that all of.
- 59:41Speaker 1: The proceeds from the charity from the merch which we
- 59:44Speaker 1: also sell at Barstool Sports. So he's our coworker goes
- 59:48Speaker 1: to the Eagles Autism Foundation.
- 59:49Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
- 59:50Speaker 1: So choose your next words.
- 59:51Speaker 8: I can use that a lot of autism running through
- 59:54Speaker 8: that team. Autism fun is going straight to see Rihanni.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I could tell you that bro, you know that if
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: he was like he'd be a much better play calling
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: mind if he had a little.
- 1:00:09Speaker 8: Bit more autism. Yeah, he's not autistic at all.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: There's money for him to get a little autism, So
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: he's also worse futuristic plays.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: The best part of rookie dinners is who can calculate
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: the tip quick.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: At Yeah, dude, fucking Then.
- 1:00:26Speaker 8: A lot of drama going on with the Birds right now.
- 1:00:29Speaker 8: People are saying that that a J.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Brown, You know, it's a siop. You know that they're
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: they're implanting.
- 1:00:34Speaker 8: I mean, is this not It is exactly what I said,
- 1:00:37Speaker 8: And it's literally like this is how you guys, this
- 1:00:39Speaker 8: is it's the start of the downfall. What are you
- 1:00:40Speaker 8: guys right now? Ten and two, eleven and two.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: We're nine to zero in our last night games. Okay,
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: but what are your through overall record? Eleven and two?
- 1:00:48Speaker 8: Eleven and two, and then what So you'll end the
- 1:00:50Speaker 8: season fourteen and two, or you'll end the season.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Fourteen and three. You think we'll lose another game?
- 1:00:57Speaker 8: I think you'll lose out. So that would be eleven
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: and seven.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: Yeah, eleven and six.
- 1:01:03Speaker 8: What was it last year? You guys were undefeated? You
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: were eleven and oh? Right, I think you started the
- 1:01:08Speaker 8: season eleven and oh and then I think you finished
- 1:01:11Speaker 8: eleven and six.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: I think we were ten to one.
- 1:01:15Speaker 8: It's just the downfalls, it's and I no, I genuinely
- 1:01:20Speaker 8: I don't want to see it happen. But at a
- 1:01:22Speaker 8: certain point, was it Einstein that said that the definition
- 1:01:25Speaker 8: of an what did he say?
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Insanity? Insanity?
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Is?
- 1:01:29Speaker 8: It wasn't a different outcome?
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: I think it was Freud?
- 1:01:32Speaker 8: Was it Freud?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: I'm not certain. I don't think it was. Well, maybe you're.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: Right, Einstein, or I mean we could probably go like
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: a lot of physics or something like that, like what
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: goes up must come down or something like that.
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: Or you're trying to call Eagles fans crazy, Einstein.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: I'm glad. Did you see how I did that though
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: I didn't have that much conviction.
- 1:01:50Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, because you knew you were wrong.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: No, I didn't know.
- 1:01:54Speaker 8: You knew deep down you knew. If you knew that,
- 1:01:57Speaker 8: I wouldn't have said anything at all in that quote
- 1:01:59Speaker 8: out of there. I knew who it was from.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Typically, when you speak, I just assume it's wrong. But
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: my point in teaching you here is that when I'm
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: not sure, I defer.
- 1:02:11Speaker 8: Look, I would love the Eagles to make it to
- 1:02:13Speaker 8: the super Bowl. That would make my that would make
- 1:02:15Speaker 8: my way.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: They've won a super Bowl since I've worked at barstool,
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: so I don't think it's the definition of insanity. We
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: went to a.
- 1:02:20Speaker 8: Super Bowl with Sirianni two years We went to the
- 1:02:22Speaker 8: super Bowl two years ago, and what happened.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to the Super Bowl.
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: Jalen Hurts tried to throw a hail Mary and it
- 1:02:28Speaker 8: went thirty yards.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: We went to a super Bowl.
- 1:02:31Speaker 8: I rewatched that the other day, one of the worst
- 1:02:33Speaker 8: passes in all of NFL history.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: We went to a super Bowl. You were a child
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: when the Patriots went to super Bowls.
- 1:02:41Speaker 8: That's not true. I went to the Super Bowl parade.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Yeah, with Tit and Mouse.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: You sat on your dad's shoulders.
- 1:02:47Speaker 8: No, you were. You went with Tit and Mount I
- 1:02:49Speaker 8: got drunk. That's how old I was.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Tit old enough to be drunk because your mom was
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: old enough to party. You had you might have been
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: standing spiked breast milk. You had spiked breast milk.
- 1:03:00Speaker 8: I'm just saying right now, it's it's Saquon versus the
- 1:03:02Speaker 8: rest of the league because he's good. It's well, no,
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: because the rest of his team is gonna crumble.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: I mean you think that.
- 1:03:09Speaker 8: I think Saquon's got like super Bowl mindset, He's got
- 1:03:12Speaker 8: winning mindset. I think Jalen Hurts knows deep down he's
- 1:03:16Speaker 8: not that guy.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Okay, so let's let's make it. Let's make it.
- 1:03:19Speaker 8: I think A. J. Brown knows deep down DeVante Smith
- 1:03:21Speaker 8: is that guy.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Let's make a impalement. Be one of us gets to
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: the Washington Monument shoved up our ass if a certain
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: set of things happens or doesn't. Okay, all right, what's
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: your thing? Because you just said they're gonna lose out.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: So if they don't lose out, you get Washington Monument
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: in ass?
- 1:03:37Speaker 8: Who they play? They play the Steelers this week, great game.
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: Who they play next week?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Commanders?
- 1:03:42Speaker 8: It's an easy win.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: Week after that? Cowboys easy win?
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: Okay, so they're definitely not gonna lose out.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: I don't know if the Cowboys are an easy win.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: The Cowboys are. They're frisky.
- 1:03:52Speaker 8: The Cowboys are okay, but they're not. Actually, no, the
- 1:03:55Speaker 8: Cowboys are terrible. What are we talking about? The Cowboys
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: beat the Bengals, who have the worst defense in the
- 1:04:00Speaker 8: NFL all those ones, or they lost to the Yeah,
- 1:04:04Speaker 8: they lost, but they are like that was the only
- 1:04:06Speaker 8: like and then who they beat before that? The Giants
- 1:04:09Speaker 8: just say a number of what what the Eagles have
- 1:04:11Speaker 8: to do for you to shove this up your ass?
- 1:04:13Speaker 8: They're definitely gonna say the numbers say you're you're just
- 1:04:17Speaker 8: making these grandiose claims.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: But now you have a point to your asshole.
- 1:04:22Speaker 8: You make your point, and then I'll make mine.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: You just said lose out, and I'm saying I'm saying
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: that lose out. If the Eagles lose out, I'll shove
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: that up.
- 1:04:29Speaker 8: Okay, okay, and what's your But if the Eagles don't
- 1:04:31Speaker 8: lose out, I'm not shoving What do you mean?
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: There's not no man.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: This doesn't get.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Shoved up someone.
- 1:04:37Speaker 8: I don't think that the Eagles are going to lose out,
- 1:04:39Speaker 8: now that I know the best.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: You guys just said they're going to lose out. You
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: said this is the beginning.
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: I feel like the remainder of their schedule last year
- 1:04:44Speaker 8: was a lot more difficult than it is this year.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Well, they beat the Chiefs, and they beat the Bills
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: down the stretch, and then they lost to the shitty
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: teams like the Cardinals, who were one of the worst teams.
- 1:04:52Speaker 8: They lost to the Bucks. Then they lost to the
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: Bucks again. Let's do They lost to the Bucks in
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: the back half of the season, towards the end, and
- 1:04:59Speaker 8: then they got and then he lost to the I mean, Baker.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: I'd love to get onto the parlay say your terms
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: to shove this up.
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: You're trying to think of my terms.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: I mean, it just seems like you're playing scared as
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: fuck right now. You like to make grandiose claims, but
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: when the Washington Monument is at the tip of your cheek.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. We don't do the Thursday game, right,
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Are you gonna put it in this week? I'll put
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: it in Sunday first game, Baltimore Ravens at New York Giants.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: The spread is fourteen and a half.
- 1:05:33Speaker 8: Mate, can you repeat that?
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Ravens at Giants spreads fourteen and a half?
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: What's over under forty three?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Fourteen and a half is interesting? You think? Under Tyler
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: says under Sash, Are you with us?
- 1:05:52Speaker 8: I was gonna say over, I could see the Ravens
- 1:05:54Speaker 8: putting up forty three alone.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Giants might put up negative points alone.
- 1:06:00Speaker 8: I could see the Giants getting The Giants are really bad.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: This has to be This has to be smoother than
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: this process that we're in right now.
- 1:06:07Speaker 8: Ravens Ravens minus fourteen and a half.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Okay, then let's go with the Giants.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: What would make you happy? Dude?
- 1:06:16Speaker 8: Anytime a team winning by fourteen and a half is insane.
- 1:06:20Speaker 8: We went over this last week.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: The Giants.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Giants are the worst team ever.
- 1:06:28Speaker 8: Who Drew Locke.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: They're not trying to win.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: I like over, Okay, over over, Sorry, Tyler.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: We have to make him happy.
- 1:06:44Speaker 8: We went over this, the Panthers thing I was right about.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: And you will so you will always be right.
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: Yes, it's never okay, Commanders at Saints, I got the
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: first coin flip right, Wait, where are you getting?
- 1:06:57Speaker 8: Commanders at Saints? That's way down though, done the thing.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: No, it's my next one. Okay, Commanders at Saints. Commanders
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: are favored by seven and a half over under his
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: forty three and a half.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: Ham are the over are the over?
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: Okay. Chiefs at Brown's Chiefs are favored by four over
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: under his forty five.
- 1:07:22Speaker 8: The Chiefs, Yeah, Chiefs minus four like that.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: Dolphins at Texans Dolphins, excuse me, Texans are favored by
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: two and a half spread over under his forty seven.
- 1:07:36Speaker 8: Dolphins at Texans two and a half is interesting, almost
- 1:07:42Speaker 8: like the fucking Dolphins.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Dude, I two dolphins.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: Do you like the Dolphins? SaaS?
- 1:07:47Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll take the Dolphins plus two and a half Dolphins.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Okay. Bengals at Titans. Bengals are five point favorites over
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: forty six.
- 1:07:57Speaker 8: And a half than how many points they can put up.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Jets and Jaguars. Jets are three point favorites over unders
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: forty point five.
- 1:08:07Speaker 8: Mac Jones, I I can't bet for the life of me.
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: I can't take Jets minus three.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: Okay, do you like the over or the under? No?
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: You want Jaguars plus three?
- 1:08:22Speaker 8: No, then take the Jets. Maybe we just take Jet
- 1:08:25Speaker 8: Jets money line?
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: Okay, fine, minus won sixty six on that.
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: Uh.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers. Cowboys are two and a
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: half point dogs over unders forty three.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Cowboys are dogs?
- 1:08:41Speaker 8: Yeah? I hate that.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Wait and what's that? Where is it? And what's the
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: overunder forty three?
- 1:08:47Speaker 8: I think it over and it's at at Carolina Carolina?
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: But Cowboys play better on the road. They suck at home.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Over forty three.
- 1:08:57Speaker 8: Over forty three, that's going to be a sweat.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: Colts at Broncos we are talking about the Broncos are
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: four point favorites over unders forty four. That could be
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: some inclement were at Broncos.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: What's the Colts record right now? Do they have a
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: shot at the playoffs?
- 1:09:17Speaker 8: They're in the Hunts, They're in the hut.
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: Should we take the Colts?
- 1:09:21Speaker 8: Or is that the Broncos A good dude. Broncos have
- 1:09:24Speaker 8: really good defense.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: Broncos quarterback is what.
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: I kind of like the under.
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: I like the under under It is under Bills at
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: Lions Game of the week. Uh, the Lions are two
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: and a half point favorites. Over under is fifty four
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: and a half.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: Should we go Bills to win, Bills to win out right,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Bill's money line or should we just take the points
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: Bill's points? Bills are winning this game?
- 1:09:53Speaker 8: You think, yes, I like Detroit.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: Let's just spread though, let's do plus two and a half.
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: Yes, this, you're really confident.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: I think that the Bills are winning this game.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: So do I. I love the Bills.
- 1:10:06Speaker 8: The Lions have shown I love the Bills to the
- 1:10:08Speaker 8: Lions really fucking good. I know, but the Bills are
- 1:10:11Speaker 8: Lions have a lot of hurt players on defense.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: Though, yes, they got to drop one.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: Yep, we're going Bills plus two and a half.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: And this will still that this is a losable game
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: for the Lions because they'll still maintain the number one
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: seed because it's out of conference loss. So they could
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: lose across the lines and still keep their ground on
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: the Eagles.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: Okay, we have Steelers at Eagles. The Eagles are five
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: point favorites over unders forty two and a half.
- 1:10:38Speaker 8: I like the over at forty what forty two and
- 1:10:42Speaker 8: a half.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Steelers have good defense.
- 1:10:45Speaker 8: But yeah, but people are putting up points on them.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Still, Okay, let's go Eagles. I mean over over.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Bucks at Chargers.
- 1:10:53Speaker 8: These games are phenomenal.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: Chargers are three point favorites over unders forty five and
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: a half Chargers.
- 1:11:00Speaker 8: I love the Bucks?
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: What?
- 1:11:01Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Where is the game in l A? You love the Bucks?
- 1:11:09Speaker 8: Love the Bucks?
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: I like the Bucks?
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Okay, Bucks?
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Okay, Pats at Cardinals. Cardinals are five and a half
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: point favorites over unders forty six and.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: A half Cardinals. I like Pat's five point five Cardinals. Bro,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: you cannot be better. You cannot have betting on the.
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: Sorry, dude, the Cardinals are not good.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: The Cardinals are are still in the hunt for their division.
- 1:11:32Speaker 8: They're gonna win. You think they're gonna beat the Patriots
- 1:11:34Speaker 8: by five and a half. It's gonna be a field
- 1:11:37Speaker 8: goal game. The Patriots will lose.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: But do you want to go? I want to go
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: Cardinals money line minus two thirty.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Fine with that.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: Okay, my Cardinals line in that game.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: You're building a separate one.
- 1:11:51Speaker 8: I've been I've taken everything. I'm going to take Patriots
- 1:11:53Speaker 8: five point five.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: No, bro, what a fuck? And you can't you can't, No,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: you can't.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: I'll sing all all of a sudden, you're gonna splinter
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: off and just do.
- 1:12:03Speaker 8: Your own against my team.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: I took it.
- 1:12:06Speaker 8: Look, I bet Cardinals, why are you doing your own?
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: Because I because then I can see it on my
- 1:12:11Speaker 8: phone for a dollar. Yeah.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Because like when you went and played roulette, we wanted
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: you to play blackjack with us.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: It's exactly like that and then I won.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: Oh cool man, We're all happy for you.
- 1:12:26Speaker 8: All right, Damn dude, there's two Monday night games.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Why don't you just can we just cut his mic
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: for the rest of this segment where the entire.
- 1:12:40Speaker 8: Analyst mode he's I'm looking at the I'm looking at
- 1:12:43Speaker 8: the spread.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: When you're looking at it, when you have to hear it.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: You have to hear what the game is, come up
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: with your prediction in your mind, and then see if
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: the where it falls compared to the line. All right,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: use your fucking.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: Head, packers, shut up, shot up, packers. At Seahawks. I
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: thinks Packers are two and a half point favorites.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: I think the Packers. I think that the Seahawks have
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: been hot recently, and I think that people are a
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: little bit too on the Seahawks. I think that the
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: Packers need to win to keep pace.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: There are two Monday Night games.
- 1:13:16Speaker 8: Did you did you take minus two and a half?
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: Yeah? You don't like it, sass Now I like it.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: By the way.
- 1:13:23Speaker 8: It's just the only thing is the Seahawks is a
- 1:13:25Speaker 8: tough home game.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: We've been taking into consideration. Your contributions come again, Well,
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: you've talked us out of should we have been the.
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: Rest of the season? Wait, hold on, just do the
- 1:13:43Speaker 8: whole rest of that. We predict every single game for
- 1:13:46Speaker 8: the rest of the year.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: The Stephen cha all right, we bet the Monday night
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: games in this? Do we include them?
- 1:13:53Speaker 8: Yeah, because we're not gonna we're gonna.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: Record, all right, Okay, Bears ad Viking is two games.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: Bears are six and a half point dogs.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: And then if we if we get to Monday Night,
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: then we'll be in this like do we cash out phase?
- 1:14:07Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Oh good thought. And we'll have to debate once we
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: hit all of our bets on Sunday.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go perfect on Sunday.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: Okay, So the Bears are six and a half point
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: dogs at the Vikings.
- 1:14:18Speaker 8: See, I have faith in the Bears, but then they
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: got fucking smoked by the forty nine ers. And the
- 1:14:24Speaker 8: forty nine ers aren't even that good.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Vikings.
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: I feel like the Vikings are on froud watch.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's why Bears. I wouldn't mind
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: taking Bears here. Spread Bears spread.
- 1:14:37Speaker 8: I don't know, dude, the Bears are a disaster.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: Vikings money line. It's division game too, it means more
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: in the under forty three and a half over, Yeah,
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: let's take over.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Okay. Falcons at Raiders. Falcons are four point favorites. I think,
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: given what Nick said, that we should bet against the Falcons.
- 1:14:59Speaker 8: Yeah, but Kirk Cousins is in need of a rebound
- 1:15:01Speaker 8: game he's due, or.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: If he's just terrible, they might bench his ass.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: I kind of like the under at forty four of
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: forty four under forty four, love it no less? I mean,
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: what would you like?
- 1:15:26Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Well, we need this is the last thing I gotta do.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: We gotta do something.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: I like falcons minus four all right, fine, four, that's fine, okay,
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: all right, one hundred alright? Week two, one hundred to win?
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: What wait?
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: I want to make sure I oh, there we go.
- 1:15:47Speaker 8: Wait it's one hundred to win, like I think over
- 1:15:53Speaker 8: a million dollars one hundred to win. Yeah, it's over
- 1:15:58Speaker 8: a million.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: No, there's yeah, one forty four fifty four dollars and
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: twenty seven cents.
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