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Payton heard SHEEP this morning! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich what's crack
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  Speaker 1: a leg? And this is the big bulls dog snoopy.
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  Speaker 2: Deagle, double gigsel dang boom. What you don't do.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about rin ten ten, We're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about last year. It's the one and only dog y'all
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  Speaker 1: the glass last he picks you eagle, double gizzl in
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  Speaker 1: your face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, Wake your ass.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich and can call us at eight
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  Speaker 3: seven seven ninety three seven one oh four seven. You
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  Speaker 3: can also text us, text jj R whatever you want
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  Speaker 3: to say to the number nine six eight nine three. Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: You said you woke up in a different way.
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  Speaker 2: Today, Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was woking up a little bit earlier than my
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  Speaker 4: usual natural alarm clock wakes me up. My nephew chosen.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to be three in August, and he woke
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  Speaker 4: up before the rest of the house. I woke up
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  Speaker 4: to the stupid alexa over and over and over again
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  Speaker 4: because this two year old boy has just learned his
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  Speaker 4: animal noises. So this is what I woke up to
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  Speaker 4: this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Peyton. This is the sound the sheep makes
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  Speaker 1: now playing occasional sheep noises, white noise, farm sounds.
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  Speaker 2: It was just the sheep.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what does the sheep makee all morning?
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  Speaker 2: And I had the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: What about the cows? What about the pigs? Also? The
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  Speaker 4: birds aren't even up right now?
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  Speaker 1: Give that.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid who had that toy, you
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  Speaker 3: pulled the string out. Of course, it spends in the
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  Speaker 3: lands on an animal noise. But he's got Alexa or
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  Speaker 3: Syria or whatever the hell, oh my god, she has.
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  Speaker 4: He has Gemini, he has Alexa, he has he has
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  Speaker 4: all of the things around the house. And he literally
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  Speaker 4: only says, please play.
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  Speaker 3: Sheep him Old McDonald had a farm.
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  Speaker 2: He loves that one.
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  Speaker 4: His favorite one though, is no more monkeys jumping on them?
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, that's a class one, all right. So
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  Speaker 3: that happened with Peyton and then rich what happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if my neighbor listens to the show,
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  Speaker 2: but anybody who listens to the show knows how uncomfortable
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  Speaker 2: I am in like a swimming situation or a let's
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  Speaker 2: go hang out with our shirt off situation. And I
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  Speaker 2: told you about my neighbor. It's like hey, come over
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  Speaker 2: and talk about the neighborhood and get my hot up
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  Speaker 2: with me. And I've told him, I'm I do not
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  Speaker 2: want to get in your hot tub with you, just
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  Speaker 2: like that. So I haven't talked to him for a while.
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  Speaker 2: I see him out walk in the neighborhood. He walks
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  Speaker 2: to the neighborhood pretty much every afternoon with the shirt off,
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  Speaker 2: and whenever I'm around, he will stop and talk to
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  Speaker 2: me for an usually long time with the shirt up.
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  Speaker 2: So yesterday I'm coming home, I'm grabbing the mail and
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  Speaker 2: he's walking by, and he's like, you know, you get
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  Speaker 2: home about this time, about one point thirty two. I'd
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  Speaker 2: like it to come take a walk with me. We'll
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  Speaker 2: go buy the horses and we'll take our shirts off.
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  Speaker 2: Know you like to walk, Let's go take a walk
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  Speaker 2: with the shirt off myself. I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 4: He's hitting on you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say, with your shirt this is
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  Speaker 2: I think he might if anybody else, I would think
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  Speaker 2: he's trolling me. But I'm actually think he's serious because
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think he knows what I do for
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  Speaker 2: a living.
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  Speaker 4: Does he have a wife?
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't, Does he have a husband wife, and she
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  Speaker 2: seems perfectly lovely. But then he texts me again this
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  Speaker 2: morning and he said, I don't know if you noticed,
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  Speaker 2: but I got a new sonnet in the backyard. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't you come over. It's a sauna for two. We
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  Speaker 2: could take our shirts off and get some red light on.
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  Speaker 4: Just deal with the shirt off, says specifically, with.
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  Speaker 2: Our shirts off. I'm saying that I can even screencap
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  Speaker 2: the text for you and send it to you, because
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  Speaker 2: I think it's very just very very bizarre. I don't
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  Speaker 2: I keep on telling him, no, it's too hot out
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  Speaker 2: to go for walks, it's gym time.
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  Speaker 1: I think at one point, why do you want to
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  Speaker 1: get a half naked.
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  Speaker 3: With you shirt off? I think to me, if you're
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  Speaker 3: in the sauna, it's kind of a given that the
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  Speaker 3: shirts off. So why does he have the highlight to
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  Speaker 3: take your shirt take a shirt off, and take a
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  Speaker 3: shot off.
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  Speaker 2: I think, I'm like, you know, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you've seen me in my own backyard, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: have my shirt off in my own backyard.
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  Speaker 4: I want to do it for the plot and just
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  Speaker 4: tell us what he tries to do when you take
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  Speaker 4: your shirt?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what is.
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  Speaker 1: This was like a bet between him and his friends,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, who can get rich.
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  Speaker 4: To take his shirt off first, And they've all been
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  Speaker 4: trying for years and so now they're just getting obvious
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  Speaker 4: with him.
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  Speaker 2: She's the only participating. Everybody else wants me to come
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  Speaker 2: to their church.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's actually it's actually Jajay in his bed with
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  Speaker 4: your neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: You take a shirt off the afternoon, Did you take
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  Speaker 2: a walk with your shirt off? I'm like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: you walk in the morning when it's nice and cool,
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  Speaker 2: you keep a shirt.
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  Speaker 3: On the way. I grew up with my father who
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  Speaker 3: was an athlete and came from the Netherlands, and he
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  Speaker 3: always had a shirt off. In fact, my son Dutch
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  Speaker 3: is very much like like my dad. Dutch never has
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  Speaker 3: his shirt on. Ever if as soon as he walks
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  Speaker 3: in the house, he takes your shirt off and throws
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  Speaker 3: it on the floor in the kitchen. My dad always
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  Speaker 3: had a shirt off, and my dad would oh and
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  Speaker 3: I would hate this. This triggers me so much. When
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  Speaker 3: I was a kid, he played soccer and he played basketball,
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  Speaker 3: and he would always if we're at the park and
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  Speaker 3: there was like it was always you know, hispat Mexican's
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  Speaker 3: playing soccer. My dad would say, let's go play soccer
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  Speaker 3: with these guys. Take your shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh god. And we'd go play soccer
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  Speaker 3: and I'd take my shirt off. Or we'd go play basketball.
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  Speaker 3: There'd be a bunch of black dudes playing basketball. My
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  Speaker 3: dad would be, take your shirt off from the basketball.
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  Speaker 4: Take your shirts.
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  Speaker 3: We were skins, and he always wanted to be skins.
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  Speaker 3: And it's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: How can we shirt was so terrible. It's such a.
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  Speaker 3: Terrible, terrible day. And I always had to take my
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  Speaker 3: shirt off and I could run and I could feel
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  Speaker 3: like my fat bouncing around everywhere, so insecure.
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  Speaker 2: Like or we could just hang out and talk by
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  Speaker 2: the mailbox with your shirt on. That'd be okay too.
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  Speaker 2: That's shirt. Let's vote.
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  Speaker 4: Take the shirt, take it off.
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  Speaker 2: Shoot us.
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  Speaker 3: The text text J j R. Whatever you want to say.
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  Speaker 3: The ninety six eight ninety three