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1044 - 90 Day HEA (s9e15) "You're Not a Kid Anymore, Dorothy" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday, t LC Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. I've got Kimberly here ninety day.
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  Speaker 2: H g A, what's up girl?
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  Speaker 1: T LC Tuesday. Do Do Do Do Do? Do? Do?
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  Speaker 1: Do Do Do do happily ever after question mark.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're not boop, Thank you, kim believe that's already
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: theme song. I'll be stealing that from you. No, Tim
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: no team fine. Okay, So you guys, if you listened yesterday,
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Keisha and I on Mugshot Monday covered season four of
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: sixty Days in Now, this is a recommendation. You started it, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 2: We started it. We talked about you a lot, so
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  Speaker 2: if you're your At first we were mad, but then
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: we worked through our feelings. Well. She and I did
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  Speaker 2: not discuss it on text. We did not discuss it
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  Speaker 2: at all. We just like got on the recording to
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  Speaker 2: have all our feelings be real and raw. And our
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  Speaker 2: initial feeling is, why does Kimberly hate us? She's setting
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: us up for failure. So Kisha and I started watching
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  Speaker 2: it and we decided immediately, like, immediately, are we mad
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  Speaker 2: at Kimberly? Do we hate Kimberly. We worked through our
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  Speaker 2: emotions as we went through the process and decided it's
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: going to be good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's to say that again. But violence there. You've
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  Speaker 1: seen the show before. We watched the season. Also, you
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  Speaker 1: watched six Love After lock Up. There's plenty of violence.
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  Speaker 2: On it, but we don't see just people in prison
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  Speaker 2: taking each other into the room and just beating the
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  Speaker 2: shit out of each other. And we don't see the
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  Speaker 2: people pulling them down in the in the main areas,
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  Speaker 2: woman kicking. It's upsetting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but do you like the concept? Is Keisha interested
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  Speaker 1: at all? Like she would never do it? I know,
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  Speaker 1: because she could have couldn't have her lashes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, but we decided we would. We would have snitched
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  Speaker 2: day one, day one. We would have given the signal,
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  Speaker 2: put her hands behind our heads and said we out
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  Speaker 2: day one. Day one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's this season or not, but
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  Speaker 1: one season that jail floods with like toilet water.
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  Speaker 2: And oh no, no, yeah, we did see that there
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  Speaker 2: would be a fire. There's gonna be a fire.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, there's like life outbreaks and yeah, just nastiness.
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  Speaker 1: But I this I and I didn't realize there was
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  Speaker 1: sad news about one of the people when I recommended
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  Speaker 1: this season, but one of your listeners posted it in
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  Speaker 1: the Facebook group, and I had no idea. It's very
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  Speaker 1: sad news, but I did not know that when I
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  Speaker 1: picked this season. But I still think this season is
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  Speaker 1: really entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, just well, well what I said to Keisha was
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  Speaker 2: I said, because Kimberly and I covered it one time before.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I know, I know the premise, and I
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  Speaker 2: know that as we go, we will get to know
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  Speaker 2: the people more that go in, and we'll also get
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  Speaker 2: to know the inmates more.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, each of their personalities.
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  Speaker 2: Like on this first episode with Nate, he had a
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  Speaker 2: buddy that he was like buddies with quite a bit,
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  Speaker 2: and we're like, okay, that guy seemed fun, so let's
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  Speaker 2: get more about him. And then we saw a guy
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  Speaker 2: that had dreadlocks that sat down with the with Matt
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  Speaker 2: the Preacher, and he goes, yeah, I'm in here for
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  Speaker 2: a big charge. And he goes and the one guy goes,
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  Speaker 2: it's not for some weird Is it like God to help?
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  Speaker 2: But I don't have to shank you, man, It's not
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  Speaker 2: for some weird. Yeah, he's like, no, no, it's just fraud.
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  Speaker 2: It's just fraud.
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  Speaker 1: And Matt's the one whose son is.
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  Speaker 2: In right, he's such a great he's a great dad.
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  Speaker 2: We decided he's definitely trying to be the gay out
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  Speaker 2: of his kid. That's what that's what, that's what he's
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  Speaker 2: hoping is going to happen. Yeah. Immediately we're like, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: now now we see what's happening here. He's a terrible person.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that's what's happening because he's loft, My
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  Speaker 2: son is soft, he's I was like, oh, so you
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  Speaker 2: should put him in.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm remembering the sun. The sun does seem soft
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  Speaker 1: or a tiny bit well and masculine.
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  Speaker 2: Substitute teacher, you know. And he's and he says that
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  Speaker 2: after he went to Brazil on his mission that he
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  Speaker 2: has has more liberal views, but he still considers himself
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: a Mormon, but he has more liberal views now like l.
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  Speaker 1: Word trended l ward, which is even worse than lesbian.
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  Speaker 1: This is it. I don't know, I don't know. It
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  Speaker 1: might be tied for the preacher God. I really hope
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  Speaker 1: you like it, and I hope that you would consider
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  Speaker 1: even going back to other seasons, because there's one with
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  Speaker 1: a teacher who is the creepiest individual ever seen on TV.
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  Speaker 1: And there was one like outside clip that I saw
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  Speaker 1: of him at his house and he had all these
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  Speaker 1: like heads, like mannequin heads, but also like pottery heads.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the season you and I covered.
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  Speaker 1: The other season we watched and he would brush their teeth.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, he was like an artist. He was like
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  Speaker 2: an artist. Yeah, yeah, you and I covered that. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what season that was and why we did it.
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  Speaker 2: Did we just do it on Patreon for fun?
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  Speaker 1: We did it on Patreon for fun for my podcast
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  Speaker 1: maybe or was it for your podcast? I really, dick,
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  Speaker 1: I really cannot really remember. And he went in really cocky.
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  Speaker 1: That's the best is when someone goes in super cocky.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, this is gonna be easy. I've dealt with
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  Speaker 1: way worse, and then they don't last two days.
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  Speaker 2: And there I think that was the same season where
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  Speaker 2: the one guy was like super cocky and he ended
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  Speaker 2: up in solitary a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, uh huh no, m hmm. And I think he
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  Speaker 1: faked some sort of intestinal blockage to ye to be
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  Speaker 1: sent home. And then he said that it was just
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  Speaker 1: real it was a medical emergency, but it was really
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  Speaker 1: because he was terrified.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember all of that, So I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what season it was when we did it. Maybe I'll
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: look in the archives and figure that out. But anyway, guys,
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  Speaker 2: so that was yesterday. That was a mug shot Monday, Kisha.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm so excited now. I know what I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 2: I was just starting to listen to it and listen
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  Speaker 2: it was. It was upsetting, but we tried to make
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  Speaker 2: it funny. So we're hoping we're not gonna see any
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  Speaker 2: more beatings. But there were quite a few on the
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  Speaker 2: first episode, quite a few people getting beat up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll taper off. The beatings will taper off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they say about prison, the beatings taper off
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  Speaker 1: after the first couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: better and just get worse. We've got ninety day a
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  Speaker 2: season nine, episode fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a kid anymore, Dorothy. So another Dorothy. Oh
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  Speaker 1: well it was on Seeking Sister Wives we had Dorothy.
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  Speaker 2: You're not in Brazil anymore, Dorothy, Yes, uh huh. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 2: let's start with Brandon and Julia, and we finally get
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  Speaker 2: the scene of Brandon crying on his kitchen floor like
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  Speaker 2: Madison does on Love Is Blond. You'll see, yeah, everybody,
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  Speaker 2: you'll see it's coming up on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Or like a housewife from a nineteen fifties cartoon. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he just slumps to the ground and just starts wailing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Julia is cutting Brandon's hair in the bathroom. And
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  Speaker 1: then at this point, Betty and Ron let themselves into
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  Speaker 1: the house with their key instead of knocking.
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  Speaker 2: Just carrying a bottle of booze.
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  Speaker 1: Like always, Betty brought wine as a gift, but let's
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  Speaker 1: be real, she always has that wine in her purse.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was actually a gift or
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  Speaker 1: if she just was like, oh yeah, I brought wine.
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  Speaker 2: She pulled it right out for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you know those. It's the tumblr the Stanley cup
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  Speaker 1: purses or like a water bottle holder for hikers. She
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  Speaker 1: has one of those for wine, and it's it's like
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  Speaker 1: a crossbody wine.
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  Speaker 2: No shame in her game, No game also.
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  Speaker 1: If that doesn't exist TM. So Brandon tells them we're
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  Speaker 1: packing up because we're going to Europe. I quit my job.
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  Speaker 1: It's serious. And Betty says, oh my lord, and she
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: puts her hand on her head. But the second she
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: lets go, the fluof comes right back. It's like that
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: teflon poof that just it's like this, and then it's
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  Speaker 1: like boop back up. Yeah, it doesn't do anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like my dog.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah. So and Ron say, you guys haven't thought
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  Speaker 1: this through. You don't really have a plan. And then
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  Speaker 1: Ron is being a total dick and he's like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe we spent our lives teaching Brandon to act
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  Speaker 1: logically and responsibly and this isn't our son. And then
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  Speaker 1: they say we're disappointed in you.
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  Speaker 2: Brandon, Well, I think the whole idea is he quit
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  Speaker 2: his job, but they don't have the money from the
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: apartment yet.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: That is kind of irresponsible, yes, or very responsible.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is all for show
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  Speaker 2: and this is not true, because where would they get
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  Speaker 2: the money to just go to Europe with no plan
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: if they because even if she sells the apartment, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how it is in Russia. You don't get
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  Speaker 2: the money the next.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Day usually, right, Maybe they're just going to rack up
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: credit card debt.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they're using that sweet sweet Matt Sharp money.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, so Brandon says, you know me,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: and they say we thought we did. It's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Susan Lucci, calm down too much, you know me? I
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  Speaker 1: thought I did. Okay, So Brandon says, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't take a risk like this unless it was totally
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  Speaker 1: necessary for my marriage. And the seriousness of the conversation
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  Speaker 1: is undercut slightly by his shirt with the flamingos on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to have a serious conversation if fleming goes
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  Speaker 1: on your shirt. It is. So they say when are
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: you leaving? And they say in a couple days, and
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  Speaker 1: so of course they're mad they didn't get told sooner,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we're telling you now, and Julia says,
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  Speaker 1: this is enough. You need to step back out of
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  Speaker 1: our family, and Betty says, we're all family, and if
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: you think we're not family, maybe you should go back
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  Speaker 1: to Russia.
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  Speaker 2: This is where I'm like, all right, you took a
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  Speaker 2: one step too far, Betty, because I was believing this
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  Speaker 2: whole situation, and now I don't believe. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: a fake.
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  Speaker 1: Now it does seem like acting. But then later when
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  Speaker 1: Brandon's crying, I was looking for real tears because I
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  Speaker 1: do not believe he's a good enough factor to have
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  Speaker 1: real tears. But he was covering his face with his
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: hands a lot and being like eh, and that's pretty
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  Speaker 1: easy to do. Even a toddler can do that and
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: fake a tantrum. So maybe fake, maybe a'll fake. So
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  Speaker 1: Ron says, Julia, you put a wedge between us and
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  Speaker 1: our son because your grown ass son isn't listening to
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  Speaker 1: your advice.
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  Speaker 2: He's thirty one years old.
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  Speaker 1: He could do what he wants. Yes, you may not
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  Speaker 1: agree with it, that doesn't matter. He's thirty one. So
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: they say to Brandon, and you you're letting this happen. You,
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  Speaker 1: of all people, did you forget about the family. It's
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: very like, you know off him now, you know, bump
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  Speaker 1: him off. So I tell you better than that, Brandon
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  Speaker 1: and Betty. He says, she's Julius still has his ear,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand she's his wife, but we're family. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, but you were so good at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of that sentence. She's his wife, right, she
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  Speaker 1: should have his ear. And Ron says they have huge
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  Speaker 1: issues and running away to Europe won't help that I
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  Speaker 1: do agree with. They are for sure trying to be
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: in vacation mode, which is when there's no problems in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, and that's not going to fix this. So
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  Speaker 1: Ron says, what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was just thinking, like, are they getting enough
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: money for this season? Where they're like, okay, we're each
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: getting ten thousand dollars for this season, it's twenty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's how much I would make in three months.
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  Speaker 2: So why don't we just go on a vacation for
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  Speaker 2: two months? And they told me I could have my
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  Speaker 2: job when I get back, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, if they say, you could have your job
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: when you get back. That would be fine. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not like he has a ton of skills. I
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. He was an exterminator, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what job he quit. Was he an exterminator, right,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's trained to be an exterminator still, then
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  Speaker 1: he could get a good job. But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if he was ever that train to begin with, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But we don't know. He is thirty one, if he's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: been doing it for a long time. I mean, let
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: me tell you about the exterminators that come to my house.
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  Speaker 2: They really know their stuff, totally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Brandon, I remember we would see him crawling
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: under the house, and so I kind of felt like
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: they gave him the bum the shit jobs, but he did.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: They have to crawl under the house. It's a hard job.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he does know what he's doing. Maybe he just
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem like he's very driven. To me. He always Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if you went to school and got
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: a degree in like etymology or whatever it is where
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: you study bugs, and then you oh, because some people
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: do that. I mean the guy that runs the exterminator
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: company that we've used for years. He has literally like
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: two degrees and like bugs, is so interested in bugs.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: That's I love that. I do not think Brandon did that, though,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: But we just don't know, because we just don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't know how smart he is, or how
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: not smart he is right, or how driven he is
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  Speaker 1: because Betty's always smothering him, so it's really hard to tell.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: That's a real He could be way smarter than he appears.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: So just because he didn't know the monuments in Washington, DC,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know the Washington monuments.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the big ones. I know the big ones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Ron is like good luck and Betty goes have
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  Speaker 1: a good life, and they start to walk out of
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  Speaker 1: the house and Brandon says, you're leaving, and Betty says,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: what else should we do? You're leaving? Oh okay, And
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: then Brandon sits on the kitchen floor dramatically for some reason,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: which people just only do in the movies because why
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: kitchen floors are gross? Yes, And I don't think they
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: keep a clean house. They've talked about it, and they
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: have all those dogs and stuff and Julia doesn't like
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: to clean, so he says, it's just constant fighting, and
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've lost my parents and he starts
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: crying and Juliet so not emotional, just dead pant, which
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: does make me think this is fake too. She's like,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: we have to fix our relationship first, and when we
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: get back, we will work on the relationship with them.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: And he's like, what if we can't fix our relationship either.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I just want to
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: go back to the way things were before, which is
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: another thing people say in the movies. And also, what
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: time period are you talking about, like before you met
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Julia or when you guys were living in your parents'
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: house and Julia was miserable and cried every day. What
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: time period are you wanting to go back to?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: When you were at the therapy island?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: And right, that's it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Look fun. They got to go in.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: The pool, and yeah, I saw that other couple's trauma.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: You know, we saw that tattoo she has across her
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: groin area. That was interesting. What'd she say about that?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: She said that she got Natalie told her that she
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: put on weight. Oh yeah, Natalie asked her, are you
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: pregnant because you look fat. That was nice.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's good times.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: That was good times.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: What was the tattoo?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: It was like across her It's like below where you
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: would have a C section. Scar is all I can
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: explain it to you. And she had it across the
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: air because she wanted to get a tattoo but didn't
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: want her parents to see it. It's like the name
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: of a band. Oh my god, it's like a band
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: name that she was like a like a group before.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Julia, that is hilarious.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, well they're dramatic, so speak dramatic Darcy and Georgie. Now,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: if you don't think these two are trying so hard
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: to get on last resort, then you're not paying because
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: that's what you're doing. That's what we're doing here, everybody, Yeah,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: what we're doing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Then I figured that out.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I have it like in build later letters here somewhere
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: down in my notes. But Darcy and Georgie, so she's
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: cutting onions and she's whatever. She's pretending like she's crying,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: but it's a trick. No, she's cutting onions. So Georgia comes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Like when we think someone's banging, Yeah, they're actually like exercising.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so funny. So Georgie comes in. He goes,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you're crying for no reason, and she goes, I don't
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: cry before no reason. You know, it's usually because of us,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Georgie and the talking head. She goes, yeah, it's been
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: a few days since the D word was mentioned. And
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: you know with Georgie, we're just ship's passing. It doesn't
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: feel like a marriage. And of course I don't want
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: to defill for divorce. I want to fight. I want
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: to fight for the marriage. So he says, what are
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: you making? And she says, I'm making your favorite bucatini.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Go ahead and get things ready for the chop salad.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: But then it seems like he just sits down and
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: starts eating a chop salad. I was like, is this
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: not a salad that you're sharing to go with the pasta.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: He just starts shoveling that salad in, and so I
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: don't know if they're making their own dinner and that
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: was his dinner or whatever. I was confused. So she said, so,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: how is your day at work? He was why you
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: carry you never ask? She's, well, I was just trying
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: to talk. But if you don't want to talk like
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: that's okay, that's okay, and he says, no, I'm just
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: tired of being your punching bag, and she goes, listen,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I take accountability for my actions. I'm sorry. I left
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Bulgaria with Florian and Stacy. Are we to believe she
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: and Florian and Stacy got on a separate flight?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: No, I mean Elizabeth did. Of Elizabeth and Andre, she
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: left him with the kids, with the children, Yeah, she
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: sure did. She goes, was her and her, Darcy and
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Stacy are like children, so sit them.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: But they were all ready to go to the airport.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: They were on the same plight. So she says, I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: was hurt. I was hurt in Bulgaria, but I apologize
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: for the other night saying the D word, say the
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: D word, and I want you to take accountability to okay,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: And he goes, you know what they're seeing. I'm just numb.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's just I understand. I was talking head. He says,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm upset about her behavior in Bulgaria. And then she
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: bring up divorce in front of my friends, and that
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: made me more uncomfortable and it hurt. And I hear
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: her apologizing, but she does this all the time, and
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I need to see actions and not words. So she says,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: you know what, Georgie, I'm going to try to listen
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: to you more more like you need me to, and
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make you feel loved and respected. And
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I felt like we made a lot of headway in Bulgaria.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Do you want to do? You want to plan life
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: together with me?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: He goes, uh, yeah, sure, yeah, plan the future.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: He goes, but I need actions and not promises from you,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: and she goes, see, we can get along. We're speaking
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: kindly to each other, and I want to talk about
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: our future too, and we need to try harder for
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: each other so it doesn't keep snowballing. They're talking head together,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and he goes, there is love between us, but hard
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: to find a way to talk about it and connect.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Just we need to dip deep, dig deep and find
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: a way out of this space, to which I wrote, Hello,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: we get it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get on last resort.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, Also, why is she the one who keeps apologizing here?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I understand she was a mess at dinner and shouldn't
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: have done that. They also should not have gone to
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: dinner with friends if they were in a huge fight,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: but because that's uncomfortable for the friends. But Darcy's the
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: one who fucked up in Bulgaria by all of a
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: sudden having these secretive travel plans and saying that he's
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: saving up money. Georgie's Georgie's the one sorry. Georgie's the
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: one who wants to, you know, buy something there, and
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like did not include her in that, and then so
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like they're both wrong, but he's acting mad now so
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: that she apologizes, which is super manipulative.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, and for her to say, I will, I'll communicate
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: with you and apologize the way you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Want me to and all this, and I'm like, I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: like that, all right.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: So now they're packing to leave Miami to go to
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: New York for fashion Week because you know, their fashion brand,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: House of Eleven, got invited with two other people to
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: be part of fashion Week, which just means they're like
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the opening band for another opening band. That's what it means.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They're the opener for the main show. But they said,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: she's like, remember last time you were in our fashion show?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: And they say, oh, we see Georgie, and she goes,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: remember you in his hair, his black flowing hair.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He looks like nandor from what we do in the Shadows.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if your listeners get that reference, but
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it's spot on. Oh that's that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: That's that like Comedy Central show will be doing in
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: the Shadow.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, where they're vampires. Yes, yeah, they're One
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: of the vampires has very long hair and also dead
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: pan like that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yes. Well, she makes fun of it and he says
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: it's because he has something big between his Legs's like, yeah,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I know. Oh ah yeah. So they're going to go
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: before they go to fashion Week, they're going to go
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: see her dad and her kids. It's nice forgot about
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: those her kids. So they're going to go see them
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: in Connecticut. And so her daughters are both in college now.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And even though she left before the other one went
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to college, and.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: They arrived, they greet the dad and the girls. All
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I spent twenty five to thirty minutes trying to look
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: up that coat she was wearing. And it was not
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: uh huh, it is not a coat that Louis Vaton makes.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I'll just tell you that much, Okay, it was all
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: it was a stamped Louis Vuitton monogram on the coat.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: There is a jacket that is similar to that that
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: cost on the resale market nine thousand dollars.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not real.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: She does it and that's not the coat that was seen,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: nor does that coat exist.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: So let but that fake fur coat took up half
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the van. I can't believe that Georgie could even fit
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: in the van next to her because it goes across
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: as the ale and yes, next seat.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Crazy. So she greets her dad, she greets the girls,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Annaco and Aspen, and they're like, no, we haven't seen
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: it in our mom in a few months. We haven't
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: seen my mom in a few months. Like she came
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: for the holidays, but Georgie didn't come with her. You
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: couldn't get off work. And I am concerned because we
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: do know an a Coo does have only fans, and
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I do feel that she has taken a right turn
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to Turkey to get surgery. That's just my I didn't
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: notice that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I thought she looked the same, but I didn't look
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: that closely.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: She looks the same, but there could be some slight tweaks,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: is what I'm saying. Gotcha okay, And by the way,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry if you're watching on YouTube. The light keeps
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: changing in this room because I don't know, there's like
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: a ball of fire in the sky that I haven't
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: seen for three days, and I didn't think it was
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: gonna be coming in. Maybe that's better, but whoo, I'm
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: just like, wow, what's that? Okay? So if it's a backlit, sorry,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do anything about it. So they talk
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: about their trip to Bulgaria. It was great, got to
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: be his family. And then for some reason, the girls
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: are cooking in the kitchen, but Georgie and Darcy come
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: in to take over, and I didn't understand that, but
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Darcy just out of the blue says, yeah, I was thinking, like,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: our lease is up in Miami, so maybe y'all we'll
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: put everything in storage and come back here for a bit.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Miami is expensive, and Georgie's like what and dad goes,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: huh and she and Georgie goes, we're married, so you'll
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: need to consider my opinion. He has a fun job.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: He's the manager of a spa there.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also you didn't have time to discuss this
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: with him ahead of time because he's always working. You
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: drove or flew from your place in Miami so you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: had plenty of time to discuss it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Right, And she goes, I don't know, Georgie, have no
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: time to talk to you. You work seven days a week,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: come home, exhausted, go to bed. And the talking head
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Georgie goes, where the fuck is this coming from. She's
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: being so hypocritical because she's the one who says, don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: never think about the future and tell her my plans,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: and here she does this.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: So the dad who I love goes, Darcy, no, uh,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: he said, at this point in our lives, we need
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: to be separate because you know it won't just be
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: you and him, because next thing you know, Stacey and
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Florian will be right behind you. So straight up, no bullshit.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Your husband needs to take care of you. You need
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: to take care of him. It's a marriage. You need
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to create an environment and for both of you are
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: you I cannot and you cannot. And the talking head
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Georgie goes, I don't know, like she makes these decisions,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: she does these things, and then I feel lonely in
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: the marriage. Stacey and Florian arrive. Today's the day, the
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: day of the big show.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's a big show fiction and Florian and Georgia the show, y'all. Sorry,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: best in show Now that's Guvman waiting for a government. Sorry.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Well, Also, why are they in New York City if
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: it's the day of the show. Why are they? I
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: understand they're only like an hour away, but why why
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: are they? Why are they in New York at a
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: hotel preparing for this show?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Do they just have so many assistants that can
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: do everything for them? I feel like, who's prepping the show?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Who is prepping? You should be there? You are the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: designers or the owners of the company.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Florida and Georgia your dressedike, which was funny. And then
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Dad's like, hey, before you go, meet me in the office. Girls,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: meet me in the office. So the talking head Darcy says,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: her dad was diagnosed with cancer and they have to,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: you know, keep a brave face with him. So that
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: could be one of the reasons that they she wants
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: to move back there, you know, to be with her dad.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, talk to your husband about it before
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: bring it up in front of the whole family.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: So they go in the office and Darcy and Stacy
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: are now in totally different get ups, totally different outfits.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: And they keep talking about today's the day and the show.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: We're going to the show. I was like, well, your
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: hair looks like shit, So did you not brush it?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Did you not? This is not what they normally look
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: like when they're going for an appearance. Yeah, you know,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: we've got glam. We've got glam with the show. So
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: they talk about Bulgaria and she goes, yeah, we were
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: in Bulgaria. Things were great and then they got worse,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and Darcy goes, the problem is is I think he
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: plans things and he doesn't include me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: You just hit that in the kitchen.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Right, And Dad's just looking at her like, where did
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I go wrong? I mean, first of all, he's looking
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: at those faces of people he doesn't recognize, and he's going,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: where did I go wrong? What happened? So he says,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: he goes, you know when you copy me on your
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: text or email to drive him to do the things
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you want him to do, that's not okay. I don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: want to be involved. You're adults. You've got to learn
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: to not put me into your conversations. I don't want
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: to do that. We see Georgie and Flora and out
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: there shoveling you know. And in the talk, he has
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Stacey and Florian recount the story of the money and
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the socks, so funny. Floria is love. He goes, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: don't know. It's like like dars says, her feet are cold?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Is she going there and get the socks? And whoop
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: there's some money?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: See? He goes, Yeah, it's crazy.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I had money socks. And we also know that Darcy
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was not going to get socks because her feet were cold.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: She was going through his shit. Okay, yes, so Dad
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: says to her, you were a sugar mama. Okay, you
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: knew this was gonna happen. Don't say at it and
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: tell you so. I told you this is going to happen.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And when I told you this was going to happen,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: you said, Dad, I can handle it. Your whole relationship
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: is an argument. I was married to your mom for
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: fifteen fucking years and all we did every day was
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: fucking argue. It's miserable, and you're now at that point
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and if you want better, you both need to work
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: on it. The two way. You need to talk and
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: they go, Dad, you think you think Georgie's in it
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: for life. You think is a lifer in for life
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: and he goes, no.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: No, he just said no.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: No, you were no. He goes no, I think he
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: has a different agenda. You need to find out what
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: he wants. But what you need to do, Darcy, is
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: figure out what you want. And she's like, oh my god,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: thanks Dad.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So they're asking about is he in it for life
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and then in the talking head Darcy says, listen,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I know my parents argued a lot, and my mom
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: was really hurt all the time because he was gone
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: all the time for work. And you know what, now
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: that I'm thinking about it, I see the pattern repeating here.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: He's always gone for work, and I'm being sick of it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, but he does come home.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: At night traveling, he does come home.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, I Papa Silva was gone for months
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: at a time to China.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Also, I just can't her dad is like,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: literally has cancer. Why are you bothering him with this?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Why I don't even include him in that text?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That's the great Can you imagine if I sent day
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: a text my husband yeah and said like, hey, remember
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to put two thousand in the account from
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: your paycheck. I put my two thousand and you didn't
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: put your two thousand and in and then he just
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: didn't respond or whatever. And then I sent the same
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: text my dad and my husband and said, remember you're
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: supposed to give me the two thousand dollars.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Dad, my husband's giving me funny insane. When you even
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: put it like that, that's even crazier.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I think my dad would be like, I think she
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: meant to send this to somebody else. He sure has, hell,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: didn't mean to send it to me.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's insane today.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: So they get in the van to go to the
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: fashion shoot and they're like, doing it big, let's go,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Let's get the party started. We do it big, let's go.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: So they're in the car talking and they're like, yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: the show's at eight forty five. Yeah, we should have
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: left her earlier.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, show. It might be late for your
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: own show shows at.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Eight forty five. You should have been there at eight
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: forty five this morning. Yes, it is dark outside.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: It's dark outside.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Stupid. So then Stace's a guest at this show and
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: you're wearing the stupidest outfits ever. Darcy's like, you're like
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: the head band, it's fur No it's not okay. So
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: then Stacy is talking in the car back. Yeah, we
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: had to have a conversation with Dad, had to have
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: a conversation with Yeah, Dad was concerned about how Georgie
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: is with money, and you know, Dad was saying, do
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: you think Georgie is in it for the long call?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Completely throwing the dad under the bus, as if he
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: was like, get in here, girls, I've got shit to
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: talk about Georgie. So what happened? Yeah, and and and
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, of course I'm in it for long call.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Why would then I take her to Bulgaria if I
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: was not? And he says, my family doesn't think it's
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: short term. My family thinks it's long term. And I've
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: never said one bad word about Darcy to my family.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: They love her.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: And I think that's true. I think he kind of
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: like really sugarcoats.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It absolutely and instead of because he knows his parents
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: are old, he doesn't want to burden them with it,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: worry them, yeap, what Darcy is doing the exact thing
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: she's doing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Her dad, her sweet dad. He says, Darcy, you only
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: tell your parents about the bad things. You never said
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: like the good things and stay he goes, yeah, well,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: you know what, you know what, I think you're just
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: hiding money, Georgie. So one day you could leave Stacy.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Why are you being such a shit star?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Just yes, can we talk about how insane it is
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that you are having this conversation in front of your
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: sister period and your sister's husband, who is in a
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: tux and you were in the car on the way
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to the biggest event of the year for your company.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would say, Florian looks so nice. He
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: keeps going, oh wow.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: He's giddy because there's drama. He loves it. It doesn't
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: involve him. But this is not normal. None of this
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: is normal.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: None of it is normal. It's too much sharing, it's
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: too much togetherness. And then she goes, you know what,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: just I just think you're hiding the money. And then
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: you know, don't waste our good years, Georgie, don't waste
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: our good years. And Georgia goes, uh, actually, I think
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I'm wasting my good years.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I died. I hackled, I cackled, I had all
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: of the hackles. I was up in my cackles. My
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: hackles were cackle. I was I was a jackal, I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I loved it so much. I was like, and I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: don't even like Georgie, but that was perfection chef's kiss
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: when I tell you, Lauren was like.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, and he works over with Stacey's like, oh no, okay,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: not funny.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But oh I think he wanted to high five Georgie.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I think he's honestly like, like, yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Bro, And Darcy starts going, yeah, fifty fabulous. Yeah, two
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: kids started my own governor. Uh huh yeah yeah. Sacy's
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: going yeah, f A B fab And Darcy goes, you
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: know what, I'm very powerful, very powerful on my own actually,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: and Stacy goes, look, if that's your secret plan, just
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: go ahead and tell us, don't waste her good years.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Go ahead and tell us now, like he's gonna go,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: you know what, that's my plan. You know what, You're.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Gonna stay with him. That's the thing. He could be
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that open and honest with her, and she would stay
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: because you just had the dad saying you're a sugar mama.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: You know that you are, And if the money was gone,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: he would leave you.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Like does she even get the money? Is the freaking question?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: House of eleven. I don't know, didn't someone didn't Keisha
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: see someone in the wild wearing a House of eleven shirt.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It was someone. Was it someone like a thousand pounds
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: sister or something? It was. It was So maybe they sell,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe they do.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I bought something from them before, but I can't
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: remember what it was.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: But she did say the rent was getting too high
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: in Miami, which makes me think if you're a television
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: star and you can't afford I know Miami's expensive, but
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: like you're on TV and you co own a fashion brand, like.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: You, I mean you should just do you. Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a Whitney ro Saltlake City Ali Baba situation.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's a okay, I mean it's yeah, yeah, stuff.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: That they're designing and they you know, it's all smoking mirrors.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: But that's yes, I can totally see that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, And the talking head Florian and Stacy he goes,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: it's very strange to be honest with you. You know, like
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: one day it's good, one day it's bad, and then
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it's one night on divorce you next day holding hands
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: like we and Stacy, I don't know. And then Stacy goes,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: you know what, she just needs more than a half
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: ass husband.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: That's what she needs. Okay, Okay, he needs a sane wife.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: They both need things here, then they're not going to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: get them.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: All right, let's move to Andre and Libby, Jovi and Yara,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Lauren and Alexi. Now I was calling them the Sexy six,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: but I did have a listener right and say we
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: should call them the floor Idiots.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There, that's which I know. I knew we could
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: do better.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just so bad.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: The Miami married monsters, but we should have had an
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Amy Archer to come up with it, because she's really
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: good at those. But the Floridiots is perfect.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: They live in Tampa, Miami and Hollywood, Florida, which is
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: per same as my.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Well done listener, Well done listener.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: If I can find that Dan, I don't know how
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: to find dms when they come, and you know.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so very difficulty.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I tried to look it up, by the way, I
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: looked up floor flo R thinking it would pop up,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: and it just kept giving me Florian. I was like, no,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I already know about him. Okay, so we're still in
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: the hot tub where we left him, and Jovi's like,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: you know, I didn't mean to upset her. Like I
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: met no by it, and she's walked off. She's talking
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: to production sheet meaning Yara about like he shouldn't talk
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: about my appearance.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: So he goes off to find her and.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: He goes, hey, listen what I did last night, Like
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean what I said last night, Like I
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: didn't mean anything negative. And she goes, Joe, matter what
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: you meant and he never really apologizes, and he's doubling
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: down on his point.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: My intention was not that, but your result was that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: That's what matters.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: And he keeps doubling down, like, but what I said
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: was true? Like stop.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Also he keeps misremembering what he exactly said, the words
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: that he said, which were bad, ugly words.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and she says she goes, you know, Jovie, I
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: can't choose how I look when I'm born. He goes,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: all I was saying was you look better now again
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: stop stop, and he goes.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I never said like you were ugly or anything. Yes
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you did.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I think you did. And she goes, look, look everybody
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: knows right now I'm beautiful. Okay. She goes, I think
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I'm beautiful, and she says, but before I was not,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: And when you bring it up, it bothers me, and
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: he goes, look, I'm just saying you look better now,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: which doesn't mean you look bad in the past. You
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: said unrecognizable, you said.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Bad and worse. Hers are the worst pictures.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: And she goes, right, but there's no reason to talk
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: about that, and he goes, I love you and I'm
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: sorry and you're beautiful, which is just that's it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: That's what he did say, and he kind of mumbles
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: him too. He can't even like i'm sorry. Also, kept
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: two things. He needs Elizabeth to tell him to go
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: comfort his wife. That's one thing. Balloons. He literally Elizabeth
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: is like, maybe you should go check on her. Also,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: when he walks up to her, he's like, you good,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: come back?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Are you good for filming a show?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And not even full sentences? You good? Come back?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Monster? What breaking side? What?
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: So you're not the one that loves Jovie. I think
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: it's Amy Archer that loves Jovi, of course No.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I think Jovie's a dick, and I think he's immature
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: and doesn't know anything about women. And I don't know
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: what Mamma Gwen taught him, because Mamma Gwen is usually
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: horrified by her own son's behavior on these like tell
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: El's and things, but she she needed to step in
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: a long time ago. He's an idiot with women.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I'd be so interested to know if he ever in
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: his life had a serious girlfriend or any relationship at
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: all before he met her on vacation.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I think no, because they would have trained him better
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: to treat Yara better.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: So the other four are talking about them as they leave,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: of course, and Lauren goes, I don't know, maybe it's
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: like an insecurity thing with him, but it does feel
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: like he's jabbing at her. That's what she thinks. She
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: feels like he's always jagging at her. So uh, Jara, Jara, Jovi,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: and Yara come back in name Jara and Andre goes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: They're like, everything's fine with let's don't talk about it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And Andre goes, you do say some stupid shit, man,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: and he goes, I know. And they all agree they're
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: not going to talk about it anymore, and the girls
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: go tomorrow, I think we should just do like a
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: girl's thing, only like we'll just go do something together
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: and Chop and the guys can go do something together.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And Andre looks around like great, Like I don't want
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: to go with him. No, So Andre says to Libby,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: let's go relax, you know what I mean. Or relax,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: let's go let's go have sex. Let's go, and Jovi goes, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: y'all go have fun, relaxed. I'm gonna have a hard night. Well,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: it's your own fault, dude.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: This is why he loves strippers so much because they
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: don't have emotions. They just shut up and dance for you,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: and you don't have to know what's going on in
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: their head or heart at all.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great point.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: But you have a real woman here who has some motion, not.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: The illusion of a woman in the talking head Andrea
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: and uh Libby. Andrea goes, yeah, Jovie feels insecure, and
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: so we like he puts her down, and the who's
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: the dick now? And there's wore them laugh and they're
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: such like villains and they're talking heads together and they
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: just spury each other on with their nastiness.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: They're like flotsam and jetsam from a Little Mermaid, just
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: like they're just like they are. They're they're in their
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Disney villain era together and they're loving. They maybe they
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: always have been. I think they always happened, but her
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: family was worse, and it overshadowed how bad they were.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's right. That's right. So together in
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: the room. Elizabeth Andrea are in the room and Andre goes,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what like, he's like, she's in
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: a different league than this guy. Okay, which he's right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: They can keep talking about how ugly Jovi is. That's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: the whole concept of this episode. Ugly, and that's why
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: he's made the era.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: And Elizabeth goes, I don't know that. They're a nice couple,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: and andregas, are you kidding me? Look at his face,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: look at him, and he says, he fucking won that
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: woman by his money. If you didn't have any money,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: they would not be together. She goes, oh, babe, don't
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: say that in front of the camera.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Camera that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Now back in the hot tub, Jovi and Yarra and
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: she goes, imagine if I brought up your deepest pain
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: and uh and then I keep bringing it up all
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the time, and he goes, yeah, you know for that, Like,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I think you should just go to therapy.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Jovie.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: You were so close to.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, You're beautiful, you were close.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: You were close. That's it. Even what freaking last episode
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Alexi told him just say you're sorry. That's all you
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: have to do.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, it sounds like you problem. Sounds like
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: you need to go to therapy. And she goes, Jovie,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I've been at therapy about this for ten years. He goes,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with you. You're gonna
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: argue with me no matter what, and I'm gonna be
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: wrong no matter what.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Just victim, victim, victim.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I'm a victim. And he goes, yea, I'm.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Gonna go to the bar.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: And she goes, okay, good, good, you go to bar,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: have fun. And she goes, this is why I don't
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: want to move to Louisiana. Something happens there. Who do
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I have over there? You And he goes, oh yeah, great,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Ski is holding against me. Yeah yeah, yeah, But I
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: mean she's right. She doesn't have one friend in the
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: world there, and something like this goes down. She said,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: nobody's talk to.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she has Ma mcgwen, who will always blame Jovi
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: for the problems. Of course, at the time, she'd like.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: To have somebody within twenty years of her own age exactly,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: you know, so in the talking head, Yard goes, yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: you know, he apologized and we move on, but then
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: he keeps getting brought up. And I thought the biggest
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: issue on the trip would be Lauren and Elizabeth, but
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: now it's me and Jovie. So in Andre in Libby's room,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I think this is the next day. They're doing push
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: ups and she's sitting on top of him while he's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: doing push ships like a babe. But this is hot, babe.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: This is a hot.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Alexi calls Lauren for toilet paper assistance. He's like, I'm
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: calling you for the bathroom.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: There are two cameras in their rooms. There are two
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: angles in each room.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I know, and I'm trying to figure out, like who
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: is Are they all really aware of the cameras or
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it's like the Alexi and Lauren thing. I think that's
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: how they actually are. Yeah, this scene with the toilet paper, yes.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: But they're doing push ups and matching silk pajamas. I'm
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: not sure.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, babe, that's so hot there.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the guys are going snowmobiling, and this is
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: the second time this week I've seen something about snowmobiling
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: because on Love is blind. That'll be out on Wednesday, everybody.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: There's a scene where they go snowmap so snowmobiling, which
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: sounds like my worst nightmare. It's cold, you're on a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: fast moving object. Sounds terrible.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I would rather break my arms snowboll snow what is
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: it calleding than shopping with these pitches. I hate shopping,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: first of all. Okay, okay, really, I also don't really
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: like sports. So maybe just catch me in the lobby
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: with hot chocolate. Could you sit outside with hot chocolate
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: while they shop? Oh yeah, I would, yes, if I
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: can just And I don't mind walking outside too, so
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: if I if there's a bench outside, I'm the bench person.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I'm the husband. Like when my mom would drag me shopping,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: even as a teenager, I would find a bench. Yes, yes,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: that's what. You didn't even have a cell phone to
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: play with.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Loves when you go in a store and sometimes they
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: have like four wing chairs like facing each other.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Dave's like that's my spot. Yeah. I love
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: when there's a chase lounge of some sort. Oh yeah,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: just get redal I'm taking a nap.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So the guys go snowmobiling and they're asking Jovi
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: how's everything going. He goes, I don't know, and he goes,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: y'are woke up into good mood, so I guess everything's fine.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: On an askar or anything. Andre is talking about his
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: lips being dry. Alex shares his lip bomb with Andre,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: which I thought was gross and nice at the same time,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: and Jovie then tells Andre he heard them having sex
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: through the walls. He could tell he could hear Elizabeth
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: making sex sounds through the wall, and Andre goes, what
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: do you want me to do one vacation? Yeah, and
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's traumatizing.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: So the girls go to a nice dore and they're
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: talking about how much they love shopping. They're constantly they're
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: just smelling a million candles and they're talking about shopping
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: can be better than sex, and then they start talking
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: about fucking and they're like, do you fuck because sometimes
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: when you have kids, you just have to fuck. And
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I was like okay, and Yara goes, yeah, you know,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: but sometimes like I don't even want to because like
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I'm mad, because I don't want to have sex with
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: him because I'm mad, and Lauren goes, yeah, for men,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: it's physical and for women it's mental and I don't
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: know why guys will never understand that.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Gino understands that.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: M yes, yes. So Lauren says, everybody goes through up
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: and downs to y'a like, don't worry about it. Everybody
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: goes through like bad spots and good spots. Andy goes, yeah,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: like no marriage is perfect. And they tell y'are like,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: we're here for you if you're in a bad spot.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: With Jovi whatever.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: So Yara says, I just feel like Jovi and I
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: don't understand each other and I have to figure out
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: if I'm going to be able to accept Jovi for
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: who he is. I say, if you got your green card,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: ditchem That's why I say bounce, It's time to bounce sounds.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: He has not changed or emotionally matured. You know all
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the time that even having a child, none of it
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: did it for him.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: So she's right not to have another kid with him.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Also, if we just completely dropped the
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Moldova's storyline, yeah, I.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Guess we're not gonna get that. They're gonna move here.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're gonna he lost all that money. They're
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: just gonna bang it out and they have a perfect marriage.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Now everything's fine. Now they're I love how they're just like, listen,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: we have all these problems that he did lose seventy
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, but we're on vacation, so we'll just
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: table it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I do think they have a good sex life, that
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I will say. I think they have a very good
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: sex life. And they do seem to like each other,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: like unless she's she puts on it. I don't know
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: how to know.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I think they think each other are hilarious.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I do think they thank each other. Ha,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that's yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you that I made a joke
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: earlier today to Dave, and I left so hard at
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: my own joke and he was like it really wasn't that, honey.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: We were talking about how our anniversary's coming up or something,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: and I was like, no, we have to agree, like
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: we're not giving each other presence very anniversary like we have.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: We've you know, made a purchase of a home, like
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: that's our gift, you know, don't you know we're going
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: away for like two nights to a nice place.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I go, that's it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: You have to promise no presence. We have to agree,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: no no, no, da because sometimes we agree and then
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: he buys a president and I look like an asshole.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: So we're talking about that, and I said, listen.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: The gift is you get to be with this.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, cause I am still hot. And
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: meanwhile I was wearing like a windbreaker, a sweatshirt, a
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: hat like they had been outside on the beach and
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: it was freezing, and like leggings but like bare feet
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: because my feet had got what I mean, I've never
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: looked worse. Then I started laughing so hard at myself,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: and he was like, are you okay? I was like
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: pounding my fists on the table, laughing at how funny
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I thought I was, And he was like, are you
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: gonna be all.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Right over there?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, look how hot this is. He's like,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: all right, relax, all right. So okay, the girls go
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: to lunch and Yarra goes, look, you guys were both
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: sore is about being around each other, but look how
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: everyone is so happy. I was like, uh oh, why'd
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: you say? No? Yeah, it's like Laurel juice. So Lauren goes, Honestly, Elizabeth,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: seeing you again, it hurts my heart. I considered you
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to be a best friend and really a best friend,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and I just feel like I can't trust you anymore.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: And Elizabeth goes, what do you not trust about me? Exactly?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: And Lauren gives the whole like it's the whole, like
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: you saying, Alex body shames me, and how you know
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: it's the Andre knowing about it? And you know, did
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Andre go through your phone and find two years of
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: text messages? Basically, what she's saying is I know that
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: what I told you in confidence as a friend, you
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: told Andrea, which which could happen you could tell your
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: spouse something. But then he brought it up to Alex,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: and that's where now I'm fucked you know.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Well, no, Elizabeth brought it up first at the party.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you body shame her. Yes, she has
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: bodies symorphia because of you, like all this, and.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Then you said he was abusive on National TV. He's
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: wildly everyone forgetting about that, and she seems to have
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: forgotten that far right.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: So in the talking head, Lauren goes, this is really
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: fucked up. Elizabeth is acting like she did nothing wrong,
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: and she'll she won't admit that she told Andre this stuff.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do here. So Elizabeth goes,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: you know what I think tonight, you should just talk
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: to Andrea about it. I don't need just to bring
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: it up with him. Would just ask him why he
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: found it on my phone? I don't know, ask him
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: And Lauren goes, uh no. And Lauren goes, you know,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I really care about you, and Elizabeth goes, I really
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: care about you too, like more than you realize. And
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: you thinking that I did something malicious really hurts me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: You bailed on me, and if you were a best friend,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't bail that quickly.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What. No. Disagree with you, Elizabeth completely.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I think this is completely completely.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Her fault was unforgivable. I think I think so too.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: And in the talking head, Yard goes, I'd rather have
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: the same fight over and over with Jovie than have
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: this stupid drama at lunch talking to Lauren goes, yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: we're all going to a bar and I and she
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: wants to be to confront her husband about it. It
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't add up. It doesn't make sense. It's a setup,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: and you're right, it's a setup.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: It is. It's set up, or the producers wanted to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: continue the storyline because your problem is not with Andre,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like you're mad that he knows or that he snooped,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: but he was never your best friend. You don't even
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: like him, so you're not hurt by his bathe or
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you're hurt by Elizabeth's behavior and she need apologize at
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: lunch although it was not sincere. So you just have
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: to decide if you're gonna let it go or not. Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: stop bringing it.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Up, just continue to be friends. But you're not gonna
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: be like talking on the phone texting friends anymore. Like
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: you're not gonna tell her anything. You got to stick
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: with Noga. Stick with Noga. That's your girl.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Stick with Noga. But Lauren's sensitive, so I don't think
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: she can just fake it. I know.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I need to ask Jake and Matt if they can
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: really remember from that party when we were all there
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: with them together. They can remember because they were around
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: each other a lot, but I don't remember them like
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: sticking together. Right, all right, let's finish up as we do.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Jasmine Matt gino, oh god.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: These Assholes and a Baby Three Assholes and a Baby
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a sequel to one of my favorite movies from the
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: late eighties. So Jasmine is crying after her call with Gino,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: and Matt says, calm down, mama, aye, yeah, yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Now it's it's now he's like doing it on purpose, right,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: It's like now he's doing it over And then last
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: week we find out he's a Romanian culture. I was like,
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: at least maybe he's got some Brazilian. No, he's Romanian,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: because I love when Kim from craig Ary was like, oh,
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't know he's book's banish. I'll go that's the point.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. No, No, that's why he's putting on this
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Ricky Ricardo persona. So she calls Michelle me she in
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: tears and says Gino is trying to get me deported.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: And Michelle's like, he might not mean it, and Michelle's like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you didn't scam him. Gino rejected you, and he's angry,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: and I get it. He's my cousin. I admit it,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: like I kind of, I see both sides. But he
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: is not admitting that he has a part in the
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: dissolution of this marriage. And she hates Gino. Yeah, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Jasmine says, I'm an immigrant and it's my word. If
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: it's my word against his, then I'm at a disadvantage. True,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: and Jasmine says, and he did this crazy math and
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: he says, I owe him seventy thousand dollars. And I
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: don't want to raise this baby in Panama where my
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: other children are, I mean without Matt.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Right, what's Matt's job? Could Matt move to Panama?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I still thought he was a trainer, but I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: feel like you told me, and we have this conversation
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: every week. I had thought he was a trainer, but
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: youth said he had some actual like big boy nine
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to five job.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: He has a big boy job. I don't know how
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: successful he is, but I do think he has a
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: real job.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he thinks he's the golden boy of
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: his family. Well he is, yeah, which he said last week.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: And everyone will be disappointed that he got himself into
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: this predicament. So Michelle says, Okay, we need to talk
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to a lawyer. So Jasmine hangs up and she says,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I miss my mother so much, my mother who has cancer,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: and I never went to visit her even after I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: got my green card.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: H that's interesting.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jasmine says, I haven't done anything wrong. I
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: was brought to this country with empty promises and I
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: trusted people I shouldn't have. And I was like, which
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: people besides Gino the therapist at the last resort who
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: told you not to do the open marriage, who did
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: you trust who you shouldn't have?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: It's just the one.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: It's just just the one. So don't say people.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: And Uncle Marco, Oh but he didn't do anything. Well
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: he's he's talking her now, but.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know that.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm sorry.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I mean she doesn't, right because unless g know in
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: that email said I was talking to Uncle Marco and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: he feels violated, right, isn't that the word he used?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Well, d remember that cousin, Dana and Uncle Marco were
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: all they were all posting on social media about Jasmine.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: So maybe there's some of that too that we're not saying. Yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: so maybe Dana is included in that me she's husband.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: So then we see this b roll of somewhere being
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: gassed like a swat tea. Is it just threw in
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: a smoke bomb and it's gonna knock us all out
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: or make us all blind? Did you know? And then
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: it was b roll slow mo like someone's making meth
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: or a place is there's terrorist bombing it was very dramatic, and.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Before they went to the lawyer, they showed this.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, because Gino and our Jasmine and Matt are at
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: some freeze dried ice cream place and.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that beforehand. No, I just saw that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: she was like.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: What, there's several shots of a kitchen and literally like
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: smoke going off and sh like it's you're expecting to see,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: like the outbreak monkey come in and like people in
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: hazmat suits, and it was. It was a lot. And
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: so then they're eating this freeze Is it like freeze
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: dried ice cream? I'm assuming something like with with like yeah,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: it with dry ice or something. So smoke she's eating it.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Smoke is coming out of her nose like the dragon.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Like we knew she was a Kalisi. We always knew it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: That was her house. So Matt has made an appointment
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: with a lawyer, and Jasmine says, my brain is shrinking
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: because of pregnancy. So I made a list of things
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I need to ask the lawyer. And Matt could not
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: be more bored. At least I thought that until they
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: actually go to the lawyers, and then he's even more bored.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: He's not pulling his weight on this show. You need
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: to at least act interested if you're gonna get a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: paycheck or a gift card to Coles.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: And I wonder if I wonder if he's getting paid
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: or just or.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: If just she's getting paid. So he tells her that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: you need to ask when you can file for divorce.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: That's the most important question. And Jasmine says, I've had
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: bigger things to worry about, Matt, And Matt says, well,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: it's or Matt says to us, like she wants me
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to be a clean slate in a relationship and have
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: no baggage, but she won't even get a divorce, So
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: that's not really fair. And I don't want to introduce
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: her to my mom until she's divorced. A divorce takes time.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: How quickly do you think you can get the.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Minute she realized she was pregnant, she should have filed
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: for divorce the minute, the minute and then and then
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: she could have fudged on the numbers of how pregnant
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: she was, et cetera, to be like, we got pregnant
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: right after I filed, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Like she played this all wrong. Yeah, so you're going
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: to be introducing your mom to Jasmine and the actual
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: two year old baby at right time, she actually files
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: for divorce. Yeah. So Jasmine's like, I'm busy, I'm pregnant
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: and I moved in with you like ten months ago,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: so I haven't had time.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: If she's got that geno thing like, and the weather's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: pretty so I can't go on the computer exactly.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: So Matt says, I got into an open relationship with her,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: but now I'm the only man taking on all the responsibilities.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, you kind of always were Gino. Never was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: really doing anything except letting her stay under his roof,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: and now you are handling that, but you're also handling
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: all the sex, all the emotional stuff, everything, which you
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: were before you. So but Matt's like, I'm doing all
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: the leg work now and she should not be married
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: to someone else. Yeah. So then Jasmine almost calls Matt
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Gino and then she's like, well, my brain is shrinking
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: with the pregnancy. And I'm surprised Matt didn't go, you're
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: gonna call me Gino. I have hair and I'm not
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: wearing depends. I'm surprised he didn't pull one of those jokes.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I he hasn't made one of those jokes in a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: few weeks. Have you noticed they've trailed off now. I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: think he's realizing Jasmine has no peach to be around.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: She used to be nice to him, and now he
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: has sympathy for Gino. I think because he or something.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't see the shine on Jasmine's rose as
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: much anymore. And I don't know what metaphor that was.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: But she's He's just not the bloom of the rose,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I think, is what you're trying to say.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: The bloom of the rose, Yeah, has faded and the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: balloon has popped. So he is not He's not dissing
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Geno every five seconds with childish insults. So they go
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: to the lawyer. And I didn't feel good about the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: lawyer because of the size of the lobby couch and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: the fact that it was in a strip mall. But
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: the lawyer seems very nice. But did you know they
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: could barely fit on that couch in the lobby? It
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: was tiny, it was tight. Yeah. So Jasmine starts telling
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the story to the lawyer. Matt looks instantly bored. He
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: is like this, like rolling out his neck and looking
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: at the ceiling and yawning. This I know you've heard
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: this story before because you were there, Matt.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: But well, he's perking out. He gets gonna perk up
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: in just a minute.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: He's gonna perk up real soon. So the lawyer asks
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: what her husband's name is, and jazz she was like, uh, Gino,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Like she's so caught off guard she can barely say
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: his name. And just at the pregnancy thing, she was like, Gina,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: my ex's name is Gino. We should name our baby Gino.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: And now she's like, I can't even say his name.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: So she says. She finally gets to the open marriage part,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: and that's when the lawyer perks up. She gets confused,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: she loses the plot. But then she's like what okay?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: And then Jazzma says and we agreed on Matt, And
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the lawyer's like you agreed on Matt? And then and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: the baby is You're okay? And then she's like, wow,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: this case is a lot more interesting than the paperwork
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I was doing earlier. So then she's in. She's like
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: all in now. So Jasmine is talking about what happens
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: to the baby if she's deported, and Matt lets out
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: this huge yawn, like a full on no mouth covering,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: just nothing like, she's talking about your baby being deported.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Plan pretend you're interested.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think he grasped it at first. He wasn't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: paying attention seriousness.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: So the lawyer says, yeah, you could be deported, and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: if your baby's not born yet, then your baby is
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: not a citizen. And if you're still legally married the state,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: in the state of Florida, Gino will be presumed to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: be the father that gets Matt because even though this
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: horror of a baby is a girl, and girls are
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: worthless and no one wants a daughter, he still wants
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: to be on the paperwork as the father.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: This was crazy to me. This was a crazy legal
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: loophole that somehow Gino could be considered the father just
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: because they're married, even if they can legally prove the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: baby is not Gino's.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it just happened on another show that we
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: were watching. But it must have been another show I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: was watching somewhere else and not for this podcast, one
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: of my leisure shows. So but I thought, I really
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: thought it was and I thought it was seek Oh
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: it is it was poly Family.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: But I didn't watch that show.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I in their state also, which was not Florida.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: The husband is automatically considered the father, so if you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: have an affair or even agree to have a marriage
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: with someone else, yeh.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: They're also acting like Gino is really gonna want this baby, like,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't wait to get my hands
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: on a free baby, like and.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Then pay child support as cheap as Gino is. He
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: does not want to pay for a baby that's not his.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: He's the cheapest man alive. Yes, so totally. Now Matt
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: is finally paying attention, and he says, yeah, I didn't
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: really take all this serious because Gino is kind of bark.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I'll bark and no bite, But now it's kind of
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: real and I'm kind of understanding what's happening. He's so dumb,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: and so Jason's like, can I just not put a
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: father on the birth certificate? And the lawyer says, great question,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: but the Gino can still claim fatherly rights. He could
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: go out of his way and claim paternity because you're married.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: So Matt says, what if she divorces him and marries
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: me before the baby is born.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Sounds like she.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Is crowning right now. You do not have time to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: get an entire divorce and then get married. Are you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: kidding me? How dumb are you? How long do you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: think human babies just state for I think he thinks
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: it's like four years, like a president. I think he's say,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: like a presidential term. Mattie is so fucking dumb. That
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: was the dumbest question. And the lawyer is like, no,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: you She's like, I can tell from looking at your
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: stomach you do not have time. Yeah, why do you
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: think you have time?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Seven months pregnant, you don't have time. No, Gin, you're
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: gonna agree to it. Gina's gonna agree to divorce in
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: the next two weeks?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Like, no, right, No, you're an idiot. So the lawyer's like,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: this is a very serious situation. I'm not going to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: sugarcoat it. You need a plan and the first step
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you just have to end your marriage. But it's still
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: not going to be in time. So you should have come.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: To see he's not going to agree to a quickie divorce.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: No, so Jasmine and I don't know how long regular
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: divorces take in Michigan, Like it's different all over. Remember
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: in India, submit and said that it takes like two
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: to four years.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Or something in Virginia, and you have to be legally
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: separated for one year. You have to prove that you
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: are legally separated. This is the day of separation. Legally,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: we agree legally, and then after one year then you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: can follow for a divorce. So every state it's very different.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Every state. The avenue like in like a week. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you could probably just go to Vegas and just like
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: kill Elvis and then it's your your divorce. Oh, it's finalized.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it happens. But but that's crazy
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: because even if you have to prove for a year,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: like they haven't even been separated for a year. I
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: think she's only been It was only like right before
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: she became pregnant. Maybe that maybe eaten with Matt. We're
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: not exactly sure of the timeline or what's true. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: So Jasmine cries and says, well, my mom doesn't know
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: anything about this, and I don't want to expose the lies,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: my lies. It's just say my lies, like, not the lies,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: your lies. And Jasmine cries some more, and the lawyers like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: we have tissues. I was not taught relationships how to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: comfort someone tissues?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you issues? There over there in the corner.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So then at home she Jasmine's groom and cocoa
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: and she shaves his buttfer with a razor like a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: pink lady chic, and then kisses his butt. Which before this,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I was on board with the dog relationship because that's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: how I was with my Maltese. That's how I am
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: with all dogs. The kissing of the butt. And I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: think it was with his tail up. That's disgusting.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she put her lips on his
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: we just heard booty or she just kissed him like
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: on the you know, on his back haunch.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: You're right, okay, and now haunch is fine. Now you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: can bite that haunch. It's fine. It's like a it's
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: like a chicken leg. It's fine.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: She was like scrubbing a little eyeboogy area.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I like that. Oh yeah, you gotta with the white dogs.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You have to. They make supplements for their water and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: their food, and they make wipes. It's like a little
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: bit of a yeast infection that they get there. And well, yes,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: you know, do your dogs get that as well?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: No, we just we just every morning us like a scraping.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: They get the eyebugs and then they like to eat
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: them and that's another thing.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Matt goes, yikes. It's just the funniest thing
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: that's ever said. Although ay yi, I wish he had
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: said yike, which was what Clayton's friend said, and it's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: such becomes such a meme and read it is that
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: one girl going yike. Yeah speak English fluently. She just
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: goes yike. Uh so she says she she goes, Coco,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get deported, which is pretty funny, yeah, and sad.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: And then Matt says, you know, I'm scared too, and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a long fight, but we're gonna fight.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: We're gonna work on this. And this is like the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: most mature he's ever been in this conversation. And she says,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: what would you do if me and the on board
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: baby are deported? Would you bring us back? Matt? And
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: he says, She goes, because I like you a lot,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: And he says, Mama, I love you, and you are
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: my family, and you take care of the people and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: your family and I and he says, I'm gonna step
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: up and I'm gonna do whatever I can and I'm
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: going to spend more money and more time than Gino
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: will in court. So and I'm gonna pull my hair
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: out whatever I have to do. And again, no joke
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: about Geno being bald. He says, pull my hair out.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: He's being that serious that he's being serious.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I like how you said I'm gonna spend more money
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: than Gina because we know Gino is cheap and if
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: it gets checheap, he's not gonna do it exactly.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: That's the way to get Gino to back off totally.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: And then Matt kisses her stomach and talks to the baby.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Aye yah yai baby baby, and then she says, what
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: would make me feel better is to hug my mother again. Okay,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: that's our third mother mentioned in this episode. You have
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: not mentioned her in years, and maybe you shouldn't have
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: been lying to her for a year when she has cancer.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, or god visitor Yeah next time
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: on fashion show? Yeah big, do it a big. Then
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: after the fashion show, Georgie tells Darcy, I'm not really
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: sure I want this relationship to work anymore.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Oh so what we should they offer us? Yeah? Last
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: resort contract.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Jasmine calls to tell her mother all of her news.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Not with Gina anymore. I moved out. I live with
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: a guy named Matt. We're having a baby. I'm still
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: married to Gino. Bye, mom, how you doing? How's that
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: cancer going?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: And how are my children? How are my children?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: How are those other kids?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Johnnie and one is Ward?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: No, Brandon and Julia head out on their trip. They
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: say see later, suckers. They don't say goodbye to the parents,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: which I'm sure that Betty and Ron are going to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: make a dramatic entrance at the airport.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: We had to say about our baby we love. They're
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: gonna show up in Europe. They don't even might not
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: even have passports. Betty's going a fake mustache on. She
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: sells somebody's passport.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: And Elizabeth tells Yara, you know, Lauren was really making
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: some nasty comments about what you wear and what you
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: look like.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth, girl, I cannot. I mean, she's doing her job.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: She wanted to be the villain of the season, yep,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: and she's she's getting it done.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: But yeah, And Yara goes up to Lauren and says,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth told me that you said all this about me.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: She's like, no, I did not, are you kidding. I mean,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: I think the only thing we've heard Lauren say is wow,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: like York and wear those outfits like they're really out there,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: and and she very Miami and she looks great. Yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: she's like, I wouldn't wear that, but my god, she
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: looks so good. I mean, yeah, can I tell you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: what Lauren was wearing when we met her. Lauren was
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: wearing two pieces of fabric held together from the armpit
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: to below the knee with safety pins, So the entire
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: the entire searly, yes, but not versace, and the whole
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: all of it was held together on the side, so
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: the entire length of her body from her armpit down
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: to below her knees was visible, the whole outline of
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: the body. And it was like an outfit that like
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Sophie wore on the last resort. Was like an outfit
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: that Sophie wore. That's what she was wearing. I mean,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: that's something that the Yard would wear. I mean, my god,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: both of them could wear it. Do it, yeah, do it,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: but don't be commenting on what somebody else is wearing.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: But also, I don't think what she said was so.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Bad unless the clips we've said, we've seen her and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Alexi talking about it and being like Yara in these outfits.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: She's a fashionista. She's very Miami, like yeah, you know,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: it fits im perfectly in Miami, Like yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: And I think Yara would agree with all that.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, So Yara, don't let yourself be upon in this
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: like twisted games of flatsam and jetsam over here.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Like, I agree, And I think that if maybe at
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: the beginning of this episode next week we see Laurence
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: say something negative, I mean, we see Lauren say something
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: negative about what y'ara is wearing, then maybe, But.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: But Elizabeth still doesn't have.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: To go tattle, which is which is her?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Which is what Yara did to Lauren, Poor Lauren. I mean,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: I I do not agree with Lauren on a lot
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: of things, but she has been at the brunt of
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: all of this gossip. This the whole time. Laurence stress
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: called a dick. You said, I look dress trashy. This
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: is stressful.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: This is a like broke down TLC version of Housewives.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: And I don't like it. Yes, I don't like keep
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: our people separate. We don't need to see them together.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like them when they fight at the reunions
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: either they don't really know each other.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I need to.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Talk to Emily of Emily and Kobe about all of this.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Cobn Coby. They killed it. They're killing it on pillow.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Time always, They're always, always killing always. I can't believe that.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I'm looking outside and I see sunshine, like I cannot
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: believe it. And of course it's been pouring potential rain
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: here for three days and we leave tomorrow.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: And I was going to just stay here for a week.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: I told David, I'll just stay here with the dogs
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: for a week. Just come back and get me on Friday.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: But I've got too many appointments this week and things
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: that I can't miss. One of them is my Boatox appointment,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm getting my face later. I can't miss that.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: You know what, you owe it to all of us
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: who have to watch video to see it. I'm just
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: kidding to see that's a mean thing.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: That Elizabeth would say. That's right, that's right.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Gorge, natural stunning. She doesn't need anything.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Who are we kidding?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Who are we kidding?
• 1:19:25
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• 1:19:44
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• 1:20:05
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• 1:20:06
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  Speaker 1: My brother and his wife were just telling me about
• 1:20:27
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• 1:20:28
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• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: it was like doom, doom, dude, what else could happen?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, we had six couples, then we had five,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: and now I won't say how many we have, but
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: we're good. They're falling, They're falling like Domino's. These people
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: just are things are happening. People are crying on the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: kitchen floor. It's just like so many things like Brandon, Yes, yes, drama, drama,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: all right, everybody, Uh, we will see you next week.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: To continue with eight, she a bye bye,