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DID THIS DUMMY GET WHAT HE DESERVED? | CMS LIVE 10/24/26 · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_00: Hey everybody, this is Chris from Sorcerer.
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SPEAKER_00: You're watching CMS TV.
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SPEAKER_00: Metal.
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[music]
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SPEAKER_02: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com from
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SPEAKER_02: the burning chrome release that is Aftershock with Here When Comes the Rain
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SPEAKER_02: and kicking off the show tonight, we heard something from R.A.T.
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SPEAKER_02: From the soundtrack for... What the hell was the name of that soundtrack?
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SPEAKER_02: I know what it is, but it's... What's his face?
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SPEAKER_01: What song was it?
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SPEAKER_02: I didn't hear it.
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SPEAKER_02: Nobody Rides for Free.
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SPEAKER_02: Point Break.
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SPEAKER_02: Point Break.
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SPEAKER_02: That surfer movie.
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SPEAKER_02: But anyway...
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SPEAKER_02: That was Nobody Rides for Free and a guy who definitely knows about not riding for free.
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SPEAKER_02: He's paid his own way everywhere he's went.
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SPEAKER_02: And then some, my good friend and partner, Chris Hagen.
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SPEAKER_02: What's going on there, Chris?
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SPEAKER_02: I didn't pay my way tonight.
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SPEAKER_02: I got in for free.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you didn't have a limo service pick you up for nothing.
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SPEAKER_02: That is true.
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SPEAKER_02: I had to drive down myself.
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SPEAKER_02: So there you are.
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SPEAKER_02: So it wasn't completely free and you didn't ride for free.
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SPEAKER_02: You got in for free.
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SPEAKER_01: I did get him for free.
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SPEAKER_02: So there you are.
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SPEAKER_02: So you did not ride for free?
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SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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SPEAKER_01: I rode a chair in the back of the club for free.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, very good.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, we're back here on the Classic Metal Show.
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SPEAKER_02: Chris, just making it in time for the show.
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SPEAKER_02: He was out seeing his good friend Jim Florentine at a matinee comedy show on a Saturday night.
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SPEAKER_01: I was.
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SPEAKER_01: It was the oddest thing.
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SPEAKER_01: He...
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SPEAKER_01: I was 100% going to go to see him on Thursday.
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SPEAKER_01: He played at the Winchester and wherever that is, Lakewood, I guess.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's south that way.
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SPEAKER_01: On Thursday.
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SPEAKER_01: And I had him scheduled to do the Seth show and Seth's other show, the Jake show, on Wednesday.
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SPEAKER_01: And then we were going to go and hang out on Thursday.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, he hit me up on like Monday and he was like, Hey, I'm doing this show out at the Killbox.
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SPEAKER_01: It's an early show.
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SPEAKER_01: Would you rather come to that?
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SPEAKER_01: And I was like, yeah, I'd rather come to that.
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SPEAKER_01: Nothing against the Winchester, but it's just not the right room for me to see comedy.
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SPEAKER_01: I like a smaller room.
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SPEAKER_01: And yeah, so we went...
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SPEAKER_01: Myself and Seth and his wife went down there today for a six o'clock show.
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SPEAKER_01: It's funny as fuck.
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SPEAKER_01: Nice.
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SPEAKER_01: And then you were able to get on back to do the show.
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SPEAKER_01: I did.
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SPEAKER_01: The show ended at about 7.45, hung out with Jim for about 15 minutes, just shooting the shit.
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SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, bro, I got to go.
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SPEAKER_01: And I got the fuck out of there so that I could make it back in time for this.
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SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to tell you in advance,
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SPEAKER_01: you are going to get angry aching times 100 tonight because I'm already sleepy.
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SPEAKER_02: Didn't get much rest at all.
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SPEAKER_02: No nap today.
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SPEAKER_02: You went out,
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SPEAKER_02: you did your work during the day,
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SPEAKER_02: went out to the show, and then you're back for this show.
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SPEAKER_01: And that was on bad sleep last night, too.
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SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, not...
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SPEAKER_01: Not good.
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SPEAKER_01: So around two o'clock,
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SPEAKER_01: you're either going to get me being, well, fuck him and fuck him and fuck him.
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SPEAKER_01: Or you're going to get, mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: That's right, Neely.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Can we wrap this up pretty quick here?
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SPEAKER_01: It's 2.15.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that enough?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm kind of feeling it here.
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SPEAKER_02: I kind of got to call it a night.
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SPEAKER_01: I think we're done here.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I get you.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, you also said that Jim Florentine may be following you.
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SPEAKER_01: He may be.
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SPEAKER_01: I sent him the link a couple minutes ago.
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SPEAKER_01: I asked him at the thing.
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SPEAKER_01: I said, do you want to come on?
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SPEAKER_01: And he was like, well, what time?
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SPEAKER_01: I need to do it early because I got a very early flight in the morning back.
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SPEAKER_01: And then I'll let him tell that story.
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SPEAKER_01: But he has an early flight back to Jersey in the morning.
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SPEAKER_01: So he doesn't want to be up until 2 in the morning doing our bullshit.
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SPEAKER_01: But he said that he will come on right around 10 o'clock.
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SPEAKER_01: That's all right.
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SPEAKER_01: That'll be good.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, that'll work.
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SPEAKER_02: We always enjoy having Jim on the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we can talk to him about...
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SPEAKER_01: I definitely got to ask him about one particular asshole at the show tonight.
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SPEAKER_01: There was one of those tonight, and I won't get into it now.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: But there was one of those that Jim actually, and I'm going to say this to him as well.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't say it when we were at the club.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to say it right to his face.
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SPEAKER_01: Jim's reputation of just smashing people, he did not do tonight, and I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_01: Because me sitting behind this asshole,
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SPEAKER_01: I wanted to find a bottle and just smash him in the face.
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SPEAKER_01: This guy was a fucking cuntbag, the kind that you hate, hate, hate at a comedy show.
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SPEAKER_01: And I was livid the minute this fucking dummy opened his mouth.
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SPEAKER_01: And Jim just was like, okay then.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, come on, smash him.
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SPEAKER_02: I never understand why people in an audience feel that they can talk to the comedian
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SPEAKER_02: unless the comedian addresses them first or something.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_02: They got to yell shit out,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: and it's like,
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SPEAKER_02: do you go to a theater production and yell,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: go to Shakespeare or go see Phantom of the Opera and go see, yo, Phantom dude!
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SPEAKER_02: I saw you on TV!
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SPEAKER_02: Woo!
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, does that ever happen?
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Why do people think they can do that at a comedy club?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't get it.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just like unless the comedian is doing crowd work
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SPEAKER_02: and like addresses you personally,
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SPEAKER_02: why do you feel that you could just like randomly start shouting shit out?
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SPEAKER_01: And as an addendum to what you just said there,
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SPEAKER_01: even if the comedian does address you, keep it short.
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SPEAKER_01: Mm hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: When he's like, hey, are you guys married?
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SPEAKER_01: He's not looking for you to say, you know what?
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SPEAKER_01: We met in 1994 and then we dated for three years.
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SPEAKER_01: Then we finally tied the knot on October 14th of 1997.
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SPEAKER_01: He's not looking for that.
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SPEAKER_01: He's looking for you to say, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're married.
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SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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SPEAKER_01: That's all you need to say.
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SPEAKER_01: And then let him tell his joke.
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SPEAKER_01: Because let me pull the curtain back on comedy as I know it.
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SPEAKER_01: Those are what are known as tropes.
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SPEAKER_01: Those are tropes or those are segues.
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SPEAKER_01: Pick your word.
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SPEAKER_01: They are segues to get to somewhere else.
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SPEAKER_01: They are segues to lead to the next set of jokes.
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SPEAKER_01: That's all they're for.
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SPEAKER_01: They don't really want to talk to you.
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SPEAKER_01: They don't give a flying fuck if you've been married or you're not,
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SPEAKER_01: or if you're from the area,
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SPEAKER_01: or if you saw them on TV, or any of the questions that they ask.
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SPEAKER_01: Just give a polite answer so that he can move on to the joke.
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SPEAKER_01: And when you hear this story about this fucking guy tonight.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, you know,
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SPEAKER_02: I have a definite appreciation for people,
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SPEAKER_02: for comedians who are, you know, just they do crowd work masterfully.
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SPEAKER_02: Big Jay Oakerson is probably one.
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SPEAKER_02: He is definitely the best crowdwork comedian I've ever seen.
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SPEAKER_02: Another guy that's a great crowdwork comedian, have you ever seen Todd Berry?
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SPEAKER_01: I have not, no.
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SPEAKER_02: Todd Berry's funny as fuck, man.
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SPEAKER_02: He's just a very dry sense of humor guy, but he's really funny, though.
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SPEAKER_02: He'll slip one in on you,
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SPEAKER_02: and you don't even realize what he just said to you until a couple of seconds go by.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, but he's really good.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I like the crowd work.
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SPEAKER_02: I like crowd work too.
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SPEAKER_02: The ones who are really good at it.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not the ones that get shook or lead to something that they've practiced.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, the ones that really just riff.
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SPEAKER_01: Like Florentine tonight at one point was really just riffing.
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SPEAKER_01: There was a white dude in there with his black girlfriend, which, as you know, is uncommon.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And man, he was just riffing with those two.
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SPEAKER_01: And that was funny.
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SPEAKER_01: And that was okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And they were back and forth in a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: But this guy at least knew enough to keep it short.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, he kept it short.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's good.
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SPEAKER_01: He didn't tell his story when Jim asked him.
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SPEAKER_01: Jim asked him, oh, you know, how long have you been with her?
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SPEAKER_01: And, you know, the topic came up of who pays for what between those two.
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SPEAKER_01: And to this guy and this girl's credit, neither one of them decided to tell a story.
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SPEAKER_01: They were just like, yeah, I pay for everything.
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SPEAKER_01: She doesn't pay for anything.
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SPEAKER_01: And they left it short so that Jim could be funny.
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SPEAKER_01: And that ruled.
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SPEAKER_01: So good night tonight.
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SPEAKER_01: It was really fun.
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SPEAKER_01: It was really a lot of fun.
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SPEAKER_02: But we're able to
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SPEAKER_02: get out before the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Look at me.
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SPEAKER_01: Three times in a week.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow, look at that.
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SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
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SPEAKER_02: Who is this guy?
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SPEAKER_02: So are you finding it easier to leave the house or is it still a struggle?
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SPEAKER_01: Still.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: What is the initial struggle with you?
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SPEAKER_02: Is it the,
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SPEAKER_02: I got to drive 15 minutes or is it,
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SPEAKER_02: I got to get ready to leave or I got responsibilities here?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm being left undone or
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SPEAKER_01: what is it?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was more of that today.
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SPEAKER_01: It wasn't that I didn't want, you know, Jim's, I know I'm going to get beat up for it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, chat room, but Jim has become a friend, like a legitimate friend.
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SPEAKER_02: Name dropper.
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SPEAKER_01: I know.
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SPEAKER_01: I am.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm name dropping all over the place.
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SPEAKER_01: But Jim has become a friend that I trade not just show bullshit with.
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SPEAKER_01: We talk about football and we talk about stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: And he's become an actual friend.
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SPEAKER_01: So there was no question that I was going to go.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't have that how can I get out of this thought in my head that I do get a lot of the time.
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SPEAKER_01: But I definitely, definitely, definitely had that thought of, man, I got to stop working now.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, it got to be, I got up a little, like I said, I didn't sleep for shit.
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SPEAKER_01: I fell asleep last night about 5.30 in the morning and I got up at like 9.30.
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SPEAKER_01: So I didn't sleep for shit.
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SPEAKER_01: Then I'm late to doing all the bullshit that I have to do to get the show ready
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SPEAKER_01: and stuff because I knew I wasn't going to be here at eight o'clock to do it.
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SPEAKER_01: So I had to do it ahead of time.
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SPEAKER_01: So by the time I did all that bullshit,
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SPEAKER_01: it got to be like three o'clock and I still hadn't even taken a shower yet.
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SPEAKER_01: So now I'm,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: I'm jumping through the water trying to get, you know, get a quick shower in.
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SPEAKER_01: By the time I get a shower in and get dressed and everything else, it's fucking four o'clock.
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SPEAKER_01: I got to leave at 4.30.
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SPEAKER_01: My fucking chat bots are going crazy.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, you haven't answered this and you haven't answered that.
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm trying to Do work and get out the door.
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SPEAKER_01: It's that kind of a thing where I was like, man,
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SPEAKER_01: this would be so much easier if I just had these fucking four hours to stay home
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SPEAKER_01: and do my work.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: But I'm pushing.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm pushing my ass out the door.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just the way it has to be.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I get so.
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SPEAKER_01: It has to be this way.
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SPEAKER_01: So slowly but surely,
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sure maybe at some point here,
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SPEAKER_01: six months from now, it'll probably be a little easier.
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SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, is what it is.
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SPEAKER_01: I'll get there.
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SPEAKER_01: At least I'm doing it.
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SPEAKER_01: Whether it's comfortable or not,
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SPEAKER_01: I understand that the first step for me to get back into being
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SPEAKER_01: a human being again Is to do it.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: No matter what, no more excuses, no more finding reasons not to do shit.
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SPEAKER_01: No more.
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SPEAKER_01: There's too much work to do.
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SPEAKER_01: I just got to do it.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's what I've been.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, I, I,
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SPEAKER_01: I went on Monday,
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SPEAKER_01: I think it was this Monday and had my ear appointment for my, for my hearing.
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SPEAKER_01: And again, didn't want to do it, knew it was going to suck.
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SPEAKER_01: Did it anyway, you know?
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm getting there.
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SPEAKER_01: It's weird.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm shaking off the Howard Hughes off of me, I guess.
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SPEAKER_01: Shaking it off slowly.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I was falling into that trap about probably two years ago.
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SPEAKER_02: I was falling into that trap to where things that I could just easily do and get out
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SPEAKER_02: and be a little more sociable.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, and,
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SPEAKER_02: and it was so easy,
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SPEAKER_02: but then I started, you know, slowly but surely making my way back out of the house.
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SPEAKER_02: And, you know, on,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: I've been typically going out on Friday nights, which I hadn't done that in forever.
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SPEAKER_02: And, you know,
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SPEAKER_02: a good friend of mine,
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SPEAKER_02: I talk about him on the show once in a while, his name's Russell.
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SPEAKER_02: He bartends down the street here at a local restaurant.
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SPEAKER_02: And I go down there and shoot the shit with him, you know, on a Friday.
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SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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SPEAKER_02: And, you know, that seems to work out.
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SPEAKER_02: It's pretty good.
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SPEAKER_02: I get out, get home 5.30, going on 6, head out about 6.15 or so, get back home around 9, 9.30.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, it's just a nice evening out just to go out and shoot the shit with him.
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SPEAKER_02: And, you know,
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SPEAKER_02: we talk about guns and talk about,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, political shit and, you know, that kind of stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: Just guy stuff, you know.
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SPEAKER_02: And then,
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SPEAKER_02: of course,
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SPEAKER_02: the people around at the bar area who just kind of meander in there
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SPEAKER_02: for whatever reason.
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SPEAKER_02: You sometimes,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: meet some decent people and then other times you just meet some flat-out kooks.
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Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, so...
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SPEAKER_02: So it makes for an interesting evening, but same here.
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SPEAKER_02: I try to get out now,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: I have a pretty much a set pattern of getting out on Sunday and going to dinner at
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SPEAKER_02: a local place over here.
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SPEAKER_02: You know,
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SPEAKER_02: and last Sunday I took my nephews,
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SPEAKER_02: my nephews came over to visit and took them and took my friend who moved
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SPEAKER_02: from California that I knew 30 years ago who lives in the general vicinity.
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SPEAKER_02: She came out So I took them all out to dinner last week.
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SPEAKER_02: So that was cool.
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SPEAKER_02: It was a great hang.
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SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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SPEAKER_02: So same with you, man.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just, you know, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'll just stay in this evening.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like, nope, don't do that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, and the thing is, and I don't know if you do this, but I do this a lot.
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SPEAKER_01: I catch myself, not purposely, but I do it, loading up on work.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: When I have stuff coming up, I catch myself loading up on more work.
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SPEAKER_01: And I caught myself this week with it.
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SPEAKER_01: As I've talked about,
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SPEAKER_01: and I won't get into this all again,
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SPEAKER_01: but I've really sunk my teeth into using AI bots to kind of be my marketing team
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SPEAKER_01: and my promotional team for Pinball PA and for CMS.
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SPEAKER_01: But I've really spent a lot of time on it.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: When I say I'm spending a lot of time,
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SPEAKER_01: I'm reading a lot of bullshit that Elon Musk and his team is doing,
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SPEAKER_01: and then I'm trying to do the same things.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm integrating ChatGPT with GrokBot and making them talk to each other so
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SPEAKER_01: that I can get double the work for half the price and all kinds of stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm doing different things.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm really, really invested fully into it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're making it work for you.
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SPEAKER_01: I am.
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SPEAKER_01: I am.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: But I also see I had shit to do last week and this week.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: And here I come with a brand new project that I'm excited about and
17:05
SPEAKER_01: that I've got my, you know, that I'm literally working on until two and three.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: Like last night, the reason I couldn't sleep is because I couldn't stop working.
17:15
SPEAKER_01: I was like going back and forth with this fucking thing.
17:18
SPEAKER_01: With Gary,
17:19
SPEAKER_01: my marketing bot,
17:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm like,
17:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm going back and forth with Gary saying, you know, well, what about this?
17:25
SPEAKER_01: And what if we do this?
17:26
SPEAKER_01: Or we can't do this?
17:27
SPEAKER_01: Or you got to make sure that it's not sunny outside because that's bad for us on these days.
17:32
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, all this different shit.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: And like, I'm real into it.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: But I see the pattern a little more clear than maybe I used to where I'm like,
17:43
SPEAKER_01: this is just you filling up so that you have valid reasons to cancel on people.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
17:49
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm seeing is I'm building all these things that I need to be doing.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: And the only reason I'm building them is because I got this line of things to do.
17:57
SPEAKER_02: Right.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: You know, that don't involve sitting in front of my fucking television watching TV.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: And so like tonight was a major step for me.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: Because I actually pushed through it.
18:11
SPEAKER_01: I put the fucking grok down.
18:13
SPEAKER_01: I turned it off on my phone even.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: So it wouldn't even be bothering me at a comedy show.
18:19
SPEAKER_01: And I just enjoyed a comedy show.
18:22
SPEAKER_01: And it's those little things that are going to lead me back.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: You know, before long, I'll be at a quiet riot show.
18:27
SPEAKER_01: You just watch.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: Will you be there comparing girth with the singer?
18:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: I will be sharing Ozempic tips.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: Funny.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: By the way,
18:44
SPEAKER_01: and I didn't even tell you this because I really didn't have a chance to talk
18:49
SPEAKER_01: to you ahead of time, but I see it popping up a little bit in the chat room.
18:53
SPEAKER_01: The new logo is on the Rumble.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I mentioned it.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: I mentioned it.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I mentioned it in the chat earlier.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: I asked everybody if they have seen it.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Did they notice it?
19:07
SPEAKER_01: We went live with it.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Me and you had a talk whatever day that we talked.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: What was that, Tuesday, I think?
19:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:15
SPEAKER_01: And we were like, time to unfurl this thing because it's going to be 31 before we ever show 30.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: True.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: So we better show 30.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: Right.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: It is up there.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: I think it looks great.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: Chris McCarvel did a fucking fantastic job.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: He did.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: He did.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I went through probably a half a dozen iterations
19:36
SPEAKER_02: I found some things.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: I went through and was looking at various logos from various companies
19:44
SPEAKER_02: who were celebrating milestone anniversaries and saw how they designed their logo.
19:51
SPEAKER_02: And I found two and three different features that I liked and gave them to Chris McCarvel.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: And I said, Try to incorporate these features into my logo and make it work.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: And he did a half a dozen different things.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: I think you sent me six.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: I did.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: I sent you different ones and asked you your thoughts on it and went back to the drawing board.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't like that so much.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: Change this.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: Add that.
20:20
SPEAKER_02: Take that out.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: Put that in.
20:22
SPEAKER_02: And we finally came up with what you see on the screen.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: And it's not 3D, you cornballs.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: It's a 30.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: It's a 3-0.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: 3D, man.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: That's the big news for January.
20:36
SPEAKER_01: You're going to have to wear the dumb glasses in order to watch it.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: It's the big change coming in January.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: Right.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: Does the people think that zero is a D?
20:47
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: I didn't see that as a D, but okay, whatever.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: They're obsessed with big Ds.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: I guess.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: I guess.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: Not the titty kind.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_02: 3-0 makes no sense.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: No, 3D, that makes more sense.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: 3D makes more sense.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: Way more sense to this show.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: 3D, yeah.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because, you know, it says 96 to 2026.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: So 3D.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: 3D.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: Right.
21:20
SPEAKER_02: Goofy folks.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: Well, since we're talking about the chat room, we try to bring this up during the show.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: But if you are in our rumble chat,
21:29
SPEAKER_02: if you're just lurking or listening and maybe not participating,
21:34
SPEAKER_02: go down there and hit that little thumbs up below the video there.
21:38
SPEAKER_02: It helps us out.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: It gets our algorithm out there.
21:43
SPEAKER_02: And it helps with supporting the channel.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't cost you anything.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: Just go over there and hit that thumbs up for us.
21:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: And that's a very, very small thing we ask of you to do for us.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Dude, you guys want me doing everything.
22:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Assholes.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: I thought this show was free.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: Man, you're making me click that thumbs up.
22:10
SPEAKER_01: What if I don't like it?
22:11
SPEAKER_01: What if I want to click thumbs down?
22:22
Look at him, still talking about the 3D.
22:24
SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine how horrible this show would be in 3D?
22:27
SPEAKER_01: 3D?
22:29
SPEAKER_01: Imagine looking at my stupid, ugly, fat face in 3D.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ, it would be like always being attacked by a beach ball.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: It would be fucking terrible.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, anyway,
22:42
SPEAKER_02: um, this, this week for me really hasn't been that eventful to be honest with you.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: It's just, uh,
22:48
SPEAKER_02: you know,
22:49
SPEAKER_02: aside from just the normal fare of work and home, that's pretty much been it for me.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: I haven't had an opportunity to go out or do anything, you know, of any, any note this week.
22:59
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: So, um, I got nothing for you.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: I didn't watch any documentaries of any interest.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: I really didn't do anything.
23:13
SPEAKER_02: Pretty much just boring week for me.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: Just working home has been the bill of fare.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's good.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: There's nothing wrong with that.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: That's all right.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah,
23:27
SPEAKER_02: but looking forward to,
23:30
SPEAKER_02: you know,
23:30
SPEAKER_02: taking a little bit of time off here next month and got a couple shows coming up.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: Steven Piercy is coming in this area in December.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: Looking forward to seeing him and Eric Farentino's going to hang with
23:44
SPEAKER_02: the Dockin' Boys for their last few shows of this year.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Cool.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: So that's about all I got going on and then just taking a little vacation time and
23:56
SPEAKER_02: And then I'll be out with your area to go see Triumph.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Triumph, November 20, whatever.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: And then, of course, you and I got a first draft of the book.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: We did.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: And we're slowly working through that.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: Have you read through there at all?
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Have you had time?
24:15
SPEAKER_02: I got not far.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: I read the first chapter that I think, like I read the foreword.
24:25
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
24:26
SPEAKER_01: And I read the first one that seemed like it was all you.
24:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it is.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: It's you, me, and then there's going to be a you.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then I followed and I was reading that and I was like, okay.
24:41
SPEAKER_01: It's hard to read your own.
24:42
SPEAKER_01: Actually,
24:43
SPEAKER_01: I enjoyed reading your stuff and I read my own and I was like,
24:47
SPEAKER_01: God, this sounds an awful lot like fucking my military book.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, the thing is, is people haven't read your military book.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: You know, so this will be new for them.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: I mean, this might be,
25:02
SPEAKER_02: I mean, obviously you've written books where you're the main subject of the book.
25:08
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, so some of that is going to cross over into this book.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: But for those of you who haven't read your book, this will be new material for them.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: I was happy with the fact, and again, I have not read the whole thing yet, but.
25:22
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
25:23
SPEAKER_01: I always worry,
25:24
SPEAKER_01: and this is probably a dumb worry,
25:27
SPEAKER_01: but I always worry that the story will change a little bit just
25:31
SPEAKER_01: because your memory changes a little bit as time goes on.
25:34
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
25:35
SPEAKER_01: You know, and it's been a little bit.
25:37
SPEAKER_01: I think I wrote, and other things, what, six or eight years ago or something.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: It's been a while.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: It's been a while.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, well,
25:45
SPEAKER_01: that's another decade in between where the memory gets a little bit more fuzzy.
25:52
SPEAKER_01: And you know me.
25:53
SPEAKER_01: And I know I say it all the time.
25:54
SPEAKER_01: I don't think the chat room really believes me too much.
25:57
SPEAKER_01: You've known me well enough to know this.
25:59
SPEAKER_01: I really don't remember shit past tonight.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: Like if you asked me tomorrow at noon to name the five things we talked
26:07
SPEAKER_01: about tonight, I would not be able to do it.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: And we've done that on the phone before where you've been like, you know, it was really funny.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, yeah, what did we say?
26:18
SPEAKER_01: Because I
26:19
SPEAKER_02: don't remember.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: The time that we spend doing the show together, it just flies by so quickly.
26:26
SPEAKER_02: It does.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: And what we give you out of our mouth
26:32
SPEAKER_02: is just off the cut gut reaction.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:36
SPEAKER_02: And it's not necessarily memorable every line,
26:40
SPEAKER_02: you know,
26:41
SPEAKER_02: and it's just,
26:42
SPEAKER_02: it's, you know, to quote Michael Butler, it's just stream of consciousness.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: It's two dummies at the bar, but we're
26:49
SPEAKER_02: not at the bar.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: That's really what it is.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: It goes so quick, but yet you guys and gals who tune in, you seem to enjoy it.
26:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: And those that tune in on YouTube seem to hate it, which is fun.
27:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's okay.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: I like that.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: I like it too.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: I like the fact that the YouTubers hate us.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: Keep on paying me, cocksuckers.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: But you know what?
27:11
SPEAKER_02: I do watch content from other creators out there,
27:16
SPEAKER_02: and some of them talk about some of the things that people say.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: I think everybody gets hated.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't care how good your show is or how popular you are or whatever it is.
27:30
SPEAKER_02: You're going to get a certain amount of hate.
27:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
27:35
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
27:36
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, I watch this guy.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: He does it.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know that guy.
27:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and he was actually talking about, you know, his detractors today.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: And he said that he gets a shit ton of hate, you know.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: And it's just like,
27:56
SPEAKER_02: you know,
27:57
SPEAKER_02: and I don't really give two shits about people thinking and comments, you know.
28:01
SPEAKER_02: But it's interesting that people just use these commentary things just to spew their hate.
28:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they do.
28:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's it.
28:13
SPEAKER_01: And most of them are just lazy and they don't have an opinion of their own,
28:16
SPEAKER_01: but it's free to throw it out there on YouTube.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: You know,
28:22
SPEAKER_01: it's always funny to me when somebody throws a comment up there like they're ready
28:26
SPEAKER_01: to fight you.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: It's like there was one today.
28:30
SPEAKER_01: Actually,
28:31
SPEAKER_01: this is a rumble,
28:31
SPEAKER_01: which surprised me because rumble is usually a little more not as angry, I guess.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: But one of our clips from the Roger Waters discussion that we
28:44
SPEAKER_02: had
28:45
SPEAKER_01: popped up.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: And the guy's quote was something like,
28:49
SPEAKER_01: there's no way on no planet ever that Roger Waters isn't a more dominant performer
28:57
SPEAKER_01: than James Hetfield.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, so now what?
29:02
SPEAKER_01: We talked about it.
29:03
SPEAKER_01: You don't agree.
29:04
SPEAKER_01: What is it you expect me to do now?
29:06
SPEAKER_01: Answer you?
29:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's have it out then, pal.
29:10
SPEAKER_01: I already said what I got to say on it.
29:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:15
SPEAKER_03: And it ain't gonna change because you said it.
29:17
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29:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well,
29:50
SPEAKER_02: the funny thing is,
29:51
SPEAKER_02: is that,
29:52
SPEAKER_02: you know, a thought or an opinion like that does not come from a neutral source.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: It comes from somebody who is a hardcore fan of that artist.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Of that band, yeah.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: So in their mind, that artist can do no wrong.
30:08
SPEAKER_01: Right, mm-hmm.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's the same as we're getting with all the Torah hate.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Doesn't matter that over the course of two hours of talking about him
30:19
SPEAKER_01: over two shows, we said repeatedly, repeatedly, hope the kid succeeds.
30:27
SPEAKER_01: Definitely don't have anything against this kid.
30:31
SPEAKER_01: But because we take the hot button clips and put those up there on YouTube,
30:36
SPEAKER_01: You guys talk about calling the kettle black, fatso!
30:40
SPEAKER_01: It's like,
30:44
SPEAKER_01: has there ever been one show where I did not acknowledge what a big fat tub
30:49
SPEAKER_01: of shit I am?
30:50
SPEAKER_01: Has there been one in the last 15 years since I came back to the show?
30:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't think there's been one show where I have not acknowledged that, has there?
31:01
SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
31:02
SPEAKER_01: I always acknowledge it.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: I take the power away from people because that's not an insult to me.
31:08
SPEAKER_01: It's a truism.
31:10
SPEAKER_01: And I guess I can accept the truth.
31:14
SPEAKER_01: But my God, they just throw that out there like they're going to get me with the fat thing.
31:19
SPEAKER_01: What?
31:20
SPEAKER_01: How dare you?
31:21
SPEAKER_01: I didn't
31:26
SPEAKER_02: look on the locals this week, but did you post any new YouTube hate this week?
31:32
SPEAKER_01: I did not.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I was busy this week.
31:35
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
31:37
SPEAKER_01: I really didn't look at YouTube very much.
31:39
SPEAKER_01: I really didn't look at the news even until last night.
31:42
SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know what was going on in the world, the music world.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: I checked out for a week.
31:47
SPEAKER_01: I was busy with work, busy with my fucking ear thing.
31:55
SPEAKER_01: Had this thing tonight.
31:56
SPEAKER_01: It's like a lot of shit going on.
32:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the ear thing, not good, by the way.
32:02
SPEAKER_01: Not good at all.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: Looks like two surgeries coming for me.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: One for sure that they're going to have to go in through my neck to get to
32:11
SPEAKER_01: the fucking parts to fix.
32:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
32:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm not looking forward to that at all.
32:17
SPEAKER_01: But, um, yeah,
32:18
SPEAKER_01: now I have, uh,
32:21
SPEAKER_01: now the,
32:23
SPEAKER_01: after seeing the specialist who it's never good when the specialist looks
32:28
SPEAKER_01: in your ear, your nose or whatever and goes, Oh, wow.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: That was their words.
32:37
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: That was the word.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: He looked in the left ear, which is the good ear.
32:43
SPEAKER_01: Right.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: He goes, all right, well, we're going to flush this out a little bit.
32:46
SPEAKER_01: We're going to get it good and clean for you.
32:48
SPEAKER_01: You know, blah, blah, blah.
32:49
SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: Then he comes over to the other side.
32:52
SPEAKER_01: He goes, wow.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: I was like, fuck.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: And then this is going to be gross, but I'm going to tell it anyway.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: So have you ever had your ears cleaned by an ENT by a specialist?
33:09
SPEAKER_01: Not like a Q-tippy guy?
33:11
SPEAKER_02: No.
33:12
SPEAKER_01: So they have this device.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: It kind of goes down your ear canal.
33:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
33:17
SPEAKER_01: And it's a suction device and it just sucks the stuff out of your ear.
33:22
SPEAKER_02: Is it like a dentist tool?
33:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sort of like that.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Sort of a similar tool.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
33:28
SPEAKER_01: Sticks it in this ear.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: I hear.
33:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I hear like one or two little things that like break off or whatever.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Just one or two things.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Puts it in this ear.
33:40
SPEAKER_01: Sounds like I stuck my head underwater.
33:43
SPEAKER_01: It's like.
33:46
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, my God.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: And it just kept on going and going and going.
33:52
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Jesus fucking Christ.
33:54
SPEAKER_02: So you got like a cavity in there that's just like just holding just holding gunk.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: It's the thing I talked about before.
34:03
SPEAKER_01: It's the hole in the thing behind the bones, whatever that's called.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: And it leaks.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: It just leaks out shit constantly.
34:13
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it was gross as fuck when he was cleaning it out to get a good look.
34:18
SPEAKER_01: It literally sounded like, Jesus, I don't know.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: It sounded like finger banging a really wet pussy.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: You ever get a chick that's like really,
34:29
SPEAKER_01: really wet and you like take two fingers in there and you start flipping it around
34:33
SPEAKER_01: a little bit so that the meat flaps are banging against the sides of your fingers?
34:36
SPEAKER_01: The meat flaps.
34:38
SPEAKER_01: That's what it sounds like.
34:39
SPEAKER_01: It's like, you know, it's like, ugh.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: I was like, whew.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, did it improve the hearing in that ear after you did all that?
34:48
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: Not at all?
34:51
SPEAKER_01: No, my next step is I have to get in the tube and they got to do a CT
34:57
SPEAKER_01: and they gave me some meds because even though I didn't know it, it's infected.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: So I'm dropping drops in my ear every fucking night for trying to kill
35:09
SPEAKER_01: the infection off so that they can do the surgery and on and on we go.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: But whatever, I'm going to do it.
35:18
SPEAKER_01: My mom, I talk to my mom.
35:20
SPEAKER_01: I sound like such a mama's boy because I always talk about talking to my mom.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: But I do.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: I talk to my mom about once a week.
35:28
SPEAKER_01: And I was telling her.
35:30
SPEAKER_01: And her first reaction was not, well, it's good that you find it out or let's get it done.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: Her first reaction was, you're going to follow through with this, right?
35:39
SPEAKER_01: You're going to get it fixed, right?
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: Because she knows me.
35:43
SPEAKER_01: She knows full well that once I start bitching about it, it's the first step of, well, fuck it.
35:48
SPEAKER_01: It's good enough.
35:49
SPEAKER_01: I'll leave it alone.
35:50
SPEAKER_01: Right.
35:51
SPEAKER_01: But I'm not.
35:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to follow through with this bitch until I get it cleaned up.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: That means a couple of surgeries, and that means a couple of surgeries.
36:00
SPEAKER_01: The worst part about it is they did tell me that I'm probably going to have
36:06
SPEAKER_01: to do like three to four weeks without headphones.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: Without wearing any headphones, which I can do.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: I can hear fine out of this one, so I could just not have this one in.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: But that's going to, you know, dude, that's a little funky.
36:21
SPEAKER_01: It just feels funky doing it that way.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like the old days of listening to your AM radio.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the one.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: And a little crank dial on the side to tune in your favorite station.
36:37
SPEAKER_02: You just have your one ear butt in.
36:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but whatever.
36:44
SPEAKER_01: I got to do what I got to do.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: And I'm plowing forward with this.
36:49
SPEAKER_01: I started Fat Camp,
36:51
SPEAKER_01: but I start the one-on-ones,
36:52
SPEAKER_01: which will lead to the,
36:54
SPEAKER_01: I guess,
36:54
SPEAKER_01: the stomach shots or the bariatric surgery or whatever the fuck they choose to do.
36:59
SPEAKER_01: I have that coming up November 12th.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to do that as well.
37:03
SPEAKER_01: I am doing this shit.
37:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm determined to be looking like a melted John Goodman this time next year.
37:13
SPEAKER_01: Good for you.
37:15
SPEAKER_01: And dude,
37:16
SPEAKER_01: I've lost a,
37:17
SPEAKER_01: you know, I hate,
37:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm such a fat fuck that at the doctor they use the kilograms instead of pounds.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, at least they don't use stone.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: You're 98 stone.
37:32
SPEAKER_01: Look, I'm surprised they don't because I'm such a fat fuck that they just don't.
37:35
SPEAKER_01: They do it purposely so you don't know how much you weigh.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: Right.
37:38
SPEAKER_01: That's why they do it.
37:41
SPEAKER_01: And, you know,
37:42
SPEAKER_01: so they did it to me the other day and it was,
37:46
SPEAKER_01: what was it,
37:47
SPEAKER_01: 202 kilos or whatever,
37:49
SPEAKER_01: which translates to like 450 or some fucking humongous weight.
37:55
SPEAKER_01: But considering that when I started the fasting,
37:58
SPEAKER_01: I was at 495, I'll take a near 50 pound loss so far.
38:04
SPEAKER_01: And I see the people in the chat room saying that I do look like I've lost
38:08
SPEAKER_01: a good amount of weight, which is...
38:11
SPEAKER_01: Which would be flattering if I wasn't still looking at 203 kilos or whatever.
38:16
SPEAKER_01: That would be fantastic.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, it didn't just get there overnight,
38:23
SPEAKER_02: so to reverse the process, it's going to take some time.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
38:28
SPEAKER_02: At least you've got some professional folks working with you.
38:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:31
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's funny.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: I was talking to Florentine about it earlier because he was doing some Ozempic jokes
38:36
SPEAKER_01: on the stage tonight.
38:38
SPEAKER_01: And I said to him after, I said, well, I guess I'll be one of your jokes here soon enough.
38:44
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, oh, no, dude, I wouldn't do that.
38:45
SPEAKER_01: I was like, no, you better do that.
38:48
SPEAKER_01: You better absolutely make fun of me for cheating.
38:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, what drove him really nuts is to say that, yeah,
38:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm looking forward to being able to be in good enough shape to play pickleball.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: He did some pickleball humor tonight, too.
39:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he did.
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I'm going to bring this one back up, but I'll say this one now.
39:08
SPEAKER_01: The same douche that I can't wait to tell you all about.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: At one point, he yelled out that something was delish.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: I thought Florenti was going to walk off the fucking stage and beat this guy.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: He was talking about something about posting pictures of your food or something on Facebook.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: And the guy yells out, yeah, tell him it's delish.
39:32
SPEAKER_01: I was like, shut the fuck up.
39:37
SPEAKER_01: It's like, do you know where you're at?
39:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, keep that thought in mind.
39:44
SPEAKER_01: Just keep that thought in mind because that's the exact story I have
39:48
SPEAKER_01: to tell once he shows up here tonight.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: All right.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: All right.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: People are just goofy, man.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: They're awful.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: They're awful.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: You know, how do you not know how to behave in a club?
40:02
SPEAKER_01: How do you not know that?
40:05
SPEAKER_01: Is that a crazy thought?
40:08
SPEAKER_01: Sit there, laugh at the jokes, enjoy it.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:11
SPEAKER_01: Then leave.
40:13
SPEAKER_01: Buy a t-shirt on your way out.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: You know, the other thing, and I do want to tell this before Jim comes on.
40:22
SPEAKER_01: So there was some opening comic tonight, and he knew he wasn't funny.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: Was he a local guy or something?
40:30
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
40:31
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: I don't know him.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't know this guy at all.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: But he was doing this in his act, and this is when you just know you're at rock bottom.
40:43
SPEAKER_01: He was literally continually acknowledging when jokes were bombing.
40:48
SPEAKER_01: Just continually.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: He would tell the joke and he'd be like, oh, you didn't find that one funny either, huh?
40:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, let me try this one on you.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, let me do another one.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Did you get the joke book out and flip through it or something?
41:06
SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
41:07
SPEAKER_01: Two different times.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: I kid you not.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: Two different times in his set.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: Checked his watch.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: Which, you know, that's a bad
41:14
SPEAKER_02: sign.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: That's the old blog talk radio move.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, I got 20 more minutes.
41:22
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: 15 more minutes.
41:24
SPEAKER_02: That's the whole, I know this is bombing.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: How much more time do I got to put in here?
41:30
SPEAKER_02: How long do I have to stand up here and embarrass myself?
41:33
SPEAKER_01: How long do I got to be unfunny to get paid?
41:38
SPEAKER_01: What's funny is...
41:42
SPEAKER_01: So...
41:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, you go to a good amount of comedy clubs.
41:46
SPEAKER_01: Everybody, most comics these days, they have like a catchphrase in their act.
41:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:53
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
41:54
SPEAKER_01: They almost all have a catchphrase now.
41:57
SPEAKER_01: And they almost all make a t-shirt with the catchphrase on it, right?
42:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I heard, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but it was...
42:07
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I was listening to an old ONA when Joe DeRosa was on there.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: And he was talking about that.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: He says, these opening comics, they got their own merch.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Their own catchphrase.
42:18
SPEAKER_02: Daddy don't want none neither.
42:23
SPEAKER_01: But go ahead.
42:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, this guy had a catchphrase.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: And I don't even remember what it was.
42:29
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't good, whatever it was.
42:31
SPEAKER_01: But the reason it wasn't good...
42:33
SPEAKER_01: He told the whole joke, it was one of those big long story jokes, to set up this punchline.
42:41
SPEAKER_01: Not a fucking soul in the room laughed at the punchline.
42:45
SPEAKER_01: Not one.
42:46
SPEAKER_01: I kid you not.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: Dead silence.
42:49
SPEAKER_01: And the guy still turned around and picked up the shirt and said, got it on a shirt.
42:55
SPEAKER_01: If you want to get one after the show.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: He was hawking as merchandise on the stage.
43:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: He's like, if you found that funny, here's the shirt you could pick up.
43:05
SPEAKER_01: I'll be selling them in the back.
43:07
SPEAKER_01: And it was like, dude, the silent should have told you not to hawk the T-shirt.
43:14
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was silent.
43:16
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
43:18
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
43:23
SPEAKER_01: I mean, just a big pile of nothing.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: You know, if you're a successful comedian...
43:32
SPEAKER_02: It takes years to get there.
43:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: You know, it takes years of really slogging it out in the trenches.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: And the thing is, is some of these comedians, you know, they're fairly new to the game.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: And when I say fairly new, maybe two years in.
43:49
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: And they've got merchandise.
43:53
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, nothing wrong with being enterprising or anything, but.
43:59
SPEAKER_01: You've got to earn those stripes.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
44:01
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: So they're at the comedy show and they're selling their merchandise at the same rate
44:09
SPEAKER_02: as the headliner.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:12
SPEAKER_01: I mean, who wants to buy a $20 shirt from Bill Bidnotkin or whatever his name was?
44:19
SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck is that?
44:22
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that going to be your first question?
44:24
SPEAKER_01: What is that?
44:24
SPEAKER_01: If you saw this shirt and it said, you better think twice.
44:28
SPEAKER_01: What are you going to do?
44:30
SPEAKER_01: What does that mean?
44:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, it was a joke.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: You don't even want to wear the shirt.
44:38
SPEAKER_02: Right.
44:39
SPEAKER_02: It's like, well, you wouldn't even buy the shirt to begin with.
44:42
SPEAKER_01: No.
44:44
SPEAKER_01: Seth just texted me, that guy sucked.
44:51
SPEAKER_01: He's not wrong.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: That guy was not good.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: So you don't know where he was from?
44:55
SPEAKER_02: He wasn't local?
44:58
SPEAKER_01: I don't think he lives here now.
45:02
SPEAKER_01: And again, this is according to what he said on the stage.
45:07
SPEAKER_01: He used to be a sportscaster here in Ohio.
45:11
SPEAKER_01: Not anywhere I saw, but then again, I never watched local news, so I don't fucking know.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: But he...
45:20
SPEAKER_01: He then said something about he covered the Chiefs in Kansas City or something.
45:25
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, my eyes had glazed over like a shark going to sleep.
45:32
SPEAKER_01: It was just like tuning out for a minute.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: How long of a set did he get?
45:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
45:40
SPEAKER_01: About three years.
45:43
SPEAKER_01: You probably had 30.
45:46
SPEAKER_01: Really?
45:46
SPEAKER_01: He was the middle guy.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: He wasn't.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: The saddest part was the one guy that opened,
45:54
SPEAKER_01: we know him, this guy Joe Howard, and he's really fucking funny.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: He's really funny and he sort of has, A, he does not give two shits about anything.
46:05
SPEAKER_01: Like he was doing racial humor and meanwhile the girl in the front was a black girl.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: He just doesn't care.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: You know, he was doing that.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: Like he was just doing, going for it.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: And Seth and I have seen him before with Florentino.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: I guess him and Jim are friends.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they've been friends a long time.
46:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:23
SPEAKER_01: So we, you know, we were kind of, we were hoping he was the middle.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: And this other guy was the five-minute guy,
46:33
SPEAKER_01: you know,
46:33
SPEAKER_01: that was reading the,
46:34
SPEAKER_01: hey, make sure you tip your waitresses and make sure you come out next Saturday.
46:38
SPEAKER_01: You mean he got the opening slot?
46:41
SPEAKER_01: He got the opening slot.
46:42
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47:40
SPEAKER_01: Unlike this guy that had the main slot, it's Jim Florentine.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Well, there's Jim.
47:46
SPEAKER_01: What's up, Jim?
47:49
SPEAKER_01: Jim, I was just telling the story, some of the stories about the show tonight.
47:54
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, I have to ask you right away.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: First of all, I will say it was a great fucking show from you and from Joe.
48:04
SPEAKER_01: Who's the middle guy?
48:07
SPEAKER_00: This guy, Bill Bronski, I think his name is.
48:10
SPEAKER_00: He's originally from Ohio, but he lives in Jersey.
48:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:14
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
48:16
SPEAKER_01: Teach me something about comedy, Jim, because I don't know it enough.
48:20
SPEAKER_01: It's a bad thing when you're checking your watch three and four times
48:24
SPEAKER_01: during your 30 minutes, right?
48:26
SPEAKER_01: That's a bad thing?
48:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: That means you're panicking.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because what they'll do is like the manager goes, hey, he was doing 25 minutes.
48:39
SPEAKER_00: They go, when do you want me to give you the light in the back of the room?
48:42
SPEAKER_00: They'll shine a flashlight so then you know you got five minutes left.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: He goes, well, give it to me at 20 minutes.
48:46
SPEAKER_00: So you don't really have to look at your watch.
48:48
SPEAKER_00: You just wait for the light in the back to shine and you know you got five minutes left.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: Dude, he was looking at his watch at like four minutes in.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he said he goes, I couldn't get that crowd, man.
49:01
SPEAKER_00: They were, you know.
49:02
SPEAKER_00: Because Joe was really edgy, Joe Howard.
49:04
SPEAKER_00: And then he's kind of clean.
49:06
SPEAKER_00: He does clean comedy and stuff, so it didn't really mesh with the crowd.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: Right.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: It was funny.
49:13
SPEAKER_01: Now, something that we talked about before you came on.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: We'll talk about some metal and stuff here in a minute.
49:18
SPEAKER_01: But I got to ask you this question.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: So during the set tonight, there was the guy that goes to every show I apparently go to.
49:29
SPEAKER_01: The fucking dummy that thinks he's part of the show.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: And I know you know who I'm talking about already with this one.
49:37
SPEAKER_01: The guy that yelled out to you and decided to have a conversation about you playing
49:44
SPEAKER_01: the funny stop ever.
49:47
SPEAKER_01: Why did you not smash that guy's fucking face?
49:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm so used to it at this point.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: I just, I just try to shrug it off.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: I got guys going in the middle, in between a joke.
49:58
SPEAKER_00: They're like, what's your favorite Iron Maiden record?
50:01
SPEAKER_00: Like out of nowhere.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not even talking about music.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: So I'm used to dealing with these drunks and people yelling out shit, you know?
50:08
SPEAKER_00: So I just even do like doing those old Howard Stern tours with Marty Lang
50:12
SPEAKER_00: and those fucking crowds were animals.
50:14
SPEAKER_00: So I'm just used.
50:15
SPEAKER_00: So I just go, you know, yeah, I've been the funny stuff.
50:17
SPEAKER_00: I just try to, I don't try to attack right away.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: If the guy's really bad, then I'll really go after him.
50:22
SPEAKER_00: I try to keep the peace for a little bit anyway.
50:25
SPEAKER_01: He was really bad.
50:27
SPEAKER_01: You did just what you said.
50:29
SPEAKER_01: You said, yeah,
50:31
SPEAKER_01: because the way,
50:32
SPEAKER_01: and I didn't tell this story before he came on, so let me set it up a little bit.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: You were doing kind of a transition, I think.
50:41
SPEAKER_01: You were trying to Transition from one set of jokes to another set.
50:45
SPEAKER_01: And you were doing that thing of,
50:47
SPEAKER_01: you know,
50:47
SPEAKER_01: it's good that we got this club and,
50:49
SPEAKER_01: you know, it's replacing the funny stop, but the funny stop people work here.
50:53
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you were playing that whole game.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: This fucking dummy, Neely, yells out to Jim.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: He goes, you played at the funny stop?
51:03
SPEAKER_01: Now, meanwhile, Jim is, how many times did you play the funny stop?
51:06
SPEAKER_01: 30?
51:06
SPEAKER_01: 15.
51:07
SPEAKER_00: 15.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: So Jim finally, at first he ignores it.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: Then the guy won't shut up.
51:14
SPEAKER_01: So then Jim finally says, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: I used to play at the funny stop.
51:18
SPEAKER_01: On State Road?
51:20
SPEAKER_01: It's like.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:23
SPEAKER_00: And I go, I don't fucking know.
51:24
SPEAKER_00: I'm from New Jersey.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
51:26
SPEAKER_00: I don't know where it was, what road it was on.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: And then he yelled out that his food was delish.
51:35
SPEAKER_01: I thought you were going to murder him.
51:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, I thought he said, what about the word delish?
51:42
SPEAKER_00: He said his food was?
51:43
SPEAKER_01: No, you said something about putting it on Facebook,
51:47
SPEAKER_01: and he said something about, yeah, they put about how their food is delish.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: And then I said, yeah, I forgot what I said about no guy should say that word.
51:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you said, and then you led him right into he must play pickleball.
52:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
52:00
SPEAKER_00: He must play pickleball.
52:01
SPEAKER_00: He says delish.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: Like, Neil, you play pickleball, you're in shape.
52:07
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't play pickleball.
52:08
SPEAKER_00: Of course not.
52:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because you're a fucking man.
52:11
SPEAKER_00: That's why.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: There's no pickleball playing here, for God's sakes.
52:16
SPEAKER_00: You know,
52:17
SPEAKER_00: I went to this gym here in Ohio because I had a day off or whatever,
52:20
SPEAKER_00: and they have a racquetball in there.
52:22
SPEAKER_00: They have like four courts,
52:23
SPEAKER_00: and the guy was telling people want to come there all the time
52:26
SPEAKER_00: to play old school racquetball.
52:28
SPEAKER_00: I go, good, as long as it's not fucking pickleball courts.
52:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, and they can tear their Achilles in there just as easily as they can in pickleball.
52:35
SPEAKER_01: Probably easier.
52:37
SPEAKER_00: Probably easier.
52:38
SPEAKER_01: At least pickleball,
52:38
SPEAKER_01: you can get, or pickleball, at least racquetball, it's like a violent sport, really.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, if you actually play, it's like a real sport.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it hurts if you get hit with that ball.
52:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you don't play fucking doubles with your girlfriend.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: No.
52:53
SPEAKER_01: Bounce it and slowly hit it against the wall.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
52:58
SPEAKER_00: Don't hit it too hard.
52:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: Don't make me run, I'll break a nail.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: Ugh.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: You know, you had to see this girl was in the front, just hot black chick.
53:09
SPEAKER_00: She looked like Tyra Banks in her prime.
53:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: And she was with some white dude.
53:13
SPEAKER_00: And after the show was selling merchandise,
53:15
SPEAKER_00: and she came over, she goes, I want to take a picture.
53:17
SPEAKER_00: She had, like, a raincoat on.
53:18
SPEAKER_00: And she's like, hold on, I want to take the coat off first.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: And, like, we're all just watching.
53:22
SPEAKER_00: And Chris is standing behind her, like, watching her get undressed.
53:25
SPEAKER_00: And she had a fucking unbelievable body in this little mini skirt.
53:28
SPEAKER_00: And Chris is like, damn.
53:29
SPEAKER_01: I was like, fuck yeah.
53:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:32
SPEAKER_00: He's like, oh, fuck.
53:35
SPEAKER_01: She was hot, though.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: She was really, really hot.
53:38
SPEAKER_01: She was like Tyra Banks if she had breast cancer or something.
53:42
SPEAKER_01: She didn't have big tits, but she had a rocking body and a pretty face.
53:48
SPEAKER_00: They were dating a year, because when the bill came out, he reached for his money.
53:52
SPEAKER_00: She didn't reach.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: I go, how come you don't pay?
53:54
SPEAKER_00: She goes, no, I don't pay.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: I never pay.
53:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, really?
53:57
SPEAKER_00: And he's like, yeah, I pay.
53:58
SPEAKER_00: But it's an older white dude with a younger, hot black chick, so he's got to pay every time.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, of course, that's how it goes.
54:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:07
SPEAKER_01: But then when she came to the back, tell the whole story, Jim.
54:10
SPEAKER_01: When she came to the back and she took the picture with you and she walked away,
54:13
SPEAKER_01: first thing Jim says to me is, well, guess I know why he pays now.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't see it with the raincoat off.
54:21
SPEAKER_00: I get it.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: Too good, man.
54:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, dude, it was definitely a fun night tonight.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: I definitely appreciate you having me and Seth and his check out.
54:30
SPEAKER_01: That was a lot of fun.
54:31
SPEAKER_01: So thank you.
54:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was great seeing you guys.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, too fun, man.
54:35
SPEAKER_00: There used to be a rock club.
54:38
SPEAKER_00: Who'd you see there?
54:38
SPEAKER_00: Enough's Enough?
54:39
SPEAKER_01: Enough's Enough.
54:40
SPEAKER_01: I think I saw maybe L.A.
54:42
SPEAKER_01: Guns or those bands that have been in clubs since 1994.
54:49
SPEAKER_01: That's when I would have seen them in the late 90s, early 2000s in that club.
54:54
SPEAKER_01: It's a cool room, though, for comedy, I think.
54:56
SPEAKER_01: It's a little small.
54:58
SPEAKER_01: I think you could have probably sold another.
55:01
SPEAKER_01: 50 or 60 tickets easily if it was an eight o'clock show or whatever.
55:04
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it's a cool room.
55:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, it's good.
55:10
SPEAKER_00: It's getting there and you're going to help them out,
55:12
SPEAKER_00: help promote it and stuff and give the guys some ideas.
55:14
SPEAKER_00: So it's new to play.
55:16
SPEAKER_00: So we'll see.
55:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: So, man, what are you listening to?
55:20
SPEAKER_01: What should we be listening to?
55:23
SPEAKER_01: Is there anything?
55:24
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't listen to anything new.
55:27
SPEAKER_00: I really don't.
55:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't just look for new bands or I don't know.
55:29
SPEAKER_00: I just...
55:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
55:32
SPEAKER_00: I even heard the new Iommi song.
55:33
SPEAKER_00: It was good, but it's just like, I mean, it sounds like Dio, whoever's singing.
55:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Yorn Land.
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I listened to the one song, but I don't know.
55:43
SPEAKER_00: I always get weird with that stuff when they're not going to tour,
55:45
SPEAKER_00: you know, those groups that are on Frontier.
55:47
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's all the frigging Michael Sweet with George Lynch and this guy.
55:52
SPEAKER_00: It's like,
55:53
SPEAKER_00: I just can't get into the records because I know I'm never going to see them live
55:56
SPEAKER_00: for some reason.
55:56
SPEAKER_00: I just, I'm like, I'm not listening to it.
55:59
SPEAKER_01: You don't think Iommi's going to go out there and play?
56:02
SPEAKER_00: No.
56:03
SPEAKER_01: No?
56:04
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
56:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: Just the fact that I see that Yorn out there doing interviews,
56:13
SPEAKER_01: and I see Becky Baldwin,
56:15
SPEAKER_01: the chick from King Diamond or whatever,
56:17
SPEAKER_01: she's out there,
56:19
SPEAKER_01: and they're all doing the, oh,
56:20
SPEAKER_01: it's such an honor to play with Tony and blah,
56:22
SPEAKER_01: blah, blah, makes me think that they're going to go and play a few anyway.
56:26
SPEAKER_01: Maybe not a million, but a few.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: I hope so.
56:29
SPEAKER_00: You know,
56:30
SPEAKER_00: the thing with those guys is,
56:31
SPEAKER_00: and Geezer went out a little,
56:33
SPEAKER_00: I think,
56:33
SPEAKER_00: right after Sabbath,
56:35
SPEAKER_00: you know, the last shows with, you know, when they did them, whatever.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: And they're flying on private jets, staying in five-star hotels to being on a bus or whatever.
56:44
SPEAKER_00: They're not taking a private jet.
56:46
SPEAKER_00: So they don't like to go back from,
56:47
SPEAKER_00: you know,
56:48
SPEAKER_00: arenas to a club and sitting in the back of a club in the middle of a parking lot on
56:52
SPEAKER_00: a tour bus.
56:53
SPEAKER_00: I remember Nikki Sixx did that after Motley Crue Retardy went out.
56:56
SPEAKER_00: Was it Brides of Destruction?
56:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:59
SPEAKER_00: He did it for like a week.
57:00
SPEAKER_00: He's like, this sucks.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: I know the club on my house, Starland Ballroom.
57:03
SPEAKER_00: He's like, this fucking blows.
57:05
SPEAKER_00: I got to walk to the Wawa to get food.
57:07
SPEAKER_00: He's like, he was done.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: It's too funny.
57:12
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Neely.
57:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, Jim,
57:14
SPEAKER_02: we were talking last week about this major tour that went on sale this week,
57:20
SPEAKER_02: Def Leppard and the Goo Goo Dolls.
57:25
SPEAKER_00: Any thoughts on that?
57:27
SPEAKER_00: Isn't there somebody else on that too?
57:29
SPEAKER_00: The Struts.
57:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, it's a weird tour.
57:33
SPEAKER_00: But then Def Leppard's always touring with Journey too.
57:36
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we got used to that.
57:38
SPEAKER_00: That was weird when I first heard that, but it makes sense now.
57:41
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I don't know.
57:42
SPEAKER_00: That's something I wouldn't go see.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm not a Goo Goo Dolls fan.
57:45
SPEAKER_00: Dude,
57:48
SPEAKER_01: we always talk about Def Leppard here, and it's mostly me.
57:51
SPEAKER_01: It's not Neely because he's...
57:53
SPEAKER_01: He's a man and he's graduated from faggot music, which I have not.
57:57
SPEAKER_01: But I kid you not,
57:59
SPEAKER_01: every time Def Leppard does something,
58:02
SPEAKER_01: I get that anticipation like, this is going to be the one.
58:07
SPEAKER_01: This is going to be the one that's going to throw it back to High and Dry or Pyromania.
58:12
SPEAKER_01: And they let me down almost every time.
58:16
SPEAKER_01: I was legitimately excited when they did that song a couple months ago, that Rejoice song.
58:23
SPEAKER_01: Because that was like the closest thing they had come to hysteria sound in 35 years
58:31
SPEAKER_01: or something.
58:32
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that,
58:33
SPEAKER_01: and I'm asking you as somebody that knows these guys and goes to way more shows
58:36
SPEAKER_01: than I do,
58:38
SPEAKER_01: do you think that Def Leppard is one of those bands that the early stuff was
58:42
SPEAKER_01: so goddamn good that we just can't accept that they stink now?
58:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I think they've run out of ideas.
58:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, it would be a great thing to get Mutt Lang back to do a record with them.
58:57
SPEAKER_02: We were actually talking about that about four weeks ago or so.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: We were discussing that that seems to be an element that's been missing forever.
59:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I know he produced like two tracks on the new Airborne record.
59:13
SPEAKER_00: They're pretty good.
59:14
SPEAKER_00: It sounds like a Mutt Lang kind of song and stuff.
59:16
SPEAKER_00: So why not bring him back at this point in your career?
59:19
SPEAKER_00: What do you got to lose to do an album with him?
59:22
SPEAKER_00: You keep pumping these albums out.
59:23
SPEAKER_00: They're not that good.
59:24
SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
59:26
SPEAKER_01: You're not a big fan of songs from the Sparkle Lounge?
59:30
SPEAKER_00: I tried to get into all of that.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: So you're like me.
59:34
SPEAKER_01: Every one of those records, you at least give it a listen thinking, well, this might be the one.
59:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course, yeah.
59:39
SPEAKER_00: I think that Promises song was pretty good.
59:41
SPEAKER_00: That was like an old school.
59:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's 35 years ago, dude.
59:45
SPEAKER_01: That was like 1990.
59:52
SPEAKER_00: At some point, those musicians, they run out of ideas.
59:55
SPEAKER_00: They run out of song ideas, writing great songs.
59:59
SPEAKER_00: Def Leppard's been like that for a long time.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_00: I understand,
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: as an artist,
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: you want to get out there and just do new music,
1:00:06
SPEAKER_00: at least work on something, play a couple live.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_00: But when they did that stadium tour,
1:00:10
SPEAKER_00: Motley Crue,
1:00:11
SPEAKER_00: and they were doing five new songs,
1:00:13
SPEAKER_00: and they had to follow Poison and Motley Crue, it was rough, man.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_00: You can't do five songs in a stadium with Joan Jett, Poison, and Motley Crue.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_00: Everybody knows every song they play,
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: and then you're coming out with Kick and those other fucking stupid songs
1:00:31
SPEAKER_00: that are terrible.
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SPEAKER_01: Here's Make Love Like a Man.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_03: AI is just stealing from artists and eventually replacing musicians altogether.
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1:00:54
SPEAKER_01: Let me take that to your world.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_01: What if,
1:00:57
SPEAKER_01: and I'm just spitballing here,
1:00:59
SPEAKER_01: but what if you had some bit, some routine that you did as a whim?
1:01:06
SPEAKER_01: And you can throw a rock at me for using the word whim when I see you next.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_01: No, that's fine.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: But what if you had something that was totally clean, was like Brian Regan-esque, and it hit?
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: Would you try to optimize that?
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Would you try to do, like,
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: not necessarily change what you do,
1:01:31
SPEAKER_01: but try to find that sitcom because now you were accepted as the clean guy or
1:01:39
SPEAKER_01: for this clean bit?
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would do that.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_00: But, you know,
1:01:42
SPEAKER_00: whatever the bit was,
1:01:43
SPEAKER_00: whether how clean it is, it would never be make love like a man.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, since we're talking comedy,
1:01:54
SPEAKER_02: obviously the big news of the week last week was that whole Shane Gillis uproar
1:02:02
SPEAKER_02: over...
1:02:03
SPEAKER_02: Making the comment about women dressing like whores at a gym these days
1:02:07
SPEAKER_02: because everybody is so self-centered with their social media.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, they're doing it for likes and, you know, so on and so forth.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_02: But the minute you mention it, somehow you're a problem.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_02: So what was your whole take on that, Jim?
1:02:24
SPEAKER_00: You know,
1:02:24
SPEAKER_00: when you're doing comedy for Saturday Night Live in New York City,
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: super liberal show, super liberal crowd...
1:02:33
SPEAKER_00: You know, people that never see Shane stand up and he does stuff.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_00: That's like a comedy club set.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_00: Like if he says that in a comedy club every night, that's part of his routine.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Nobody would go, hey, he called women whores.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't do it.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_00: But just in that spotlight there,
1:02:49
SPEAKER_00: that's what happens when you're,
1:02:51
SPEAKER_00: you know, going to put yourself out there and stuff.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_00: There was nothing wrong with the joke.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't the joke was even that women are whores.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_00: And no, I said that because it's true.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_00: I've worked out with three different ex-girlfriends before in the gym
1:03:04
SPEAKER_00: and girls are wearing those kind of shorts.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: And of course I got busted looking,
1:03:10
SPEAKER_00: you know, and she'd be like, what are you looking at those whores for?
1:03:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, they're not whores.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_00: No, they're whores.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, okay, coming from a woman, I guess they're whores.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, but they all do it.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what are you supposed to,
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: you know, it's the same thing as like with the Sydney Sweeney thing.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Yes, she's hot.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's what we want to see.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_01: Believe me, I didn't know anything about Novig until I saw her tits covered by footballs.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_01: Now I can't wait to bet on Novig because that's what they were selling.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_01: Why is it a problem that we as heterosexual men want to see naked chicks?
1:03:50
SPEAKER_01: Why is that bad?
1:03:51
SPEAKER_00: Well, because the feminism always wants you to,
1:03:54
SPEAKER_00: you know, don't exploit women like that and That's why I hate Sydney Sweeney.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_00: She's just a hot, cool chick that just likes to get naked and show her cleavage off.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_00: And they hate that, that she does that.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_00: But we're getting back to Shane Gillis for a second.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_00: He didn't lose one fan by doing that routine.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_01: He probably got season five greenlit for tires.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's a good sign because Lorne Michaels didn't come out and say,
1:04:23
SPEAKER_00: look, it's Shane's band from the show, none of that stuff.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: So as far as that cancel culture shit, nothing happened.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_00: Netflix didn't say we're not doing another season of Tire, so nothing happened to him.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_00: And he just came out with a commercial with, what's his face?
1:04:37
SPEAKER_01: Peyton Manning.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_00: No, no, he's got a new one out with the guy from Eastbound and Down.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_00: Danny McBride.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_00: They just did like a four-minute commercial for one of those betting sites.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_00: So nothing's going to happen with Shane, which is good.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_00: So that's good.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_00: But yeah,
1:04:55
SPEAKER_00: it's getting the zeitgeist of Saturday Night Live and all those crying libs
1:04:59
SPEAKER_00: that get offended by everything.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_00: Look, Shane's a straight white male who's the biggest comic right now,
1:05:06
SPEAKER_00: and they need to take him down.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_00: So they've been trying for the last couple of years to take him down.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_01: Why do they need to take him down?
1:05:13
SPEAKER_01: Just because he's
1:05:17
SPEAKER_00: a straight white male that drinks beer.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: They don't like that.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_00: And I get that.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_01: But here's the back question to that.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_01: Where's the funny liberal comic that we're supposed to look at and say, that's fucking funny.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_01: Where's that person?
1:05:37
SPEAKER_01: I'll give him a chance.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_01: Tell me who to tell me.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_01: Who is it?
1:05:41
SPEAKER_00: Mark Maron.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_01: No, I won't do that.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_01: Mark Maron's fucking horrible.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you're friends with him or not, but he sucks.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_01: He fucking sucks.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm trying to.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know who would have lived.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_01: That's the point.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_01: There's none because liberal comedy isn't funny
1:06:02
SPEAKER_02: because lips are not funny people.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_02: They're not.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_02: They have no sense of humor.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_00: The problem with that is once you go to that side and become Hollywood
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: and you're not allowed to offend anybody, your edge comes out of your act.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: So you can't do anything edgy, whether it's racial, sexual, or anything like that.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_00: So you're really taking away a lot of weapons.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_00: So then your act just becomes mediocre shit.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Or it becomes that observational bullshit that
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: Bill Burr does now, which is just...
1:06:37
SPEAKER_01: And again,
1:06:38
SPEAKER_01: I know you know him,
1:06:39
SPEAKER_01: but I'm not trying to throw you under the bus or nothing on that one.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_01: I'll say it for me.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_01: He's unwatchable now.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_01: That Red Rocks thing he did was not fun, not funny.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_01: And he's a funny guy.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_01: You know, F is for Family was fucking funny.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_01: But his stand-up now, because he's...
1:07:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, whatever.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_01: Gone to the dark side is just not funny.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_01: At least to me.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_01: And maybe that's because I'm not a lib person.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_01: Maybe because when I hear liberal stances, I'm just like, ugh, you fucking faggots.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_01: Stop whining!
1:07:20
SPEAKER_02: He became very safe.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_02: That's the whole thing.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_02: He does not do edgy shit anymore.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_02: Everything he said in that Red Rocks thing was just safe, observational humor.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_02: Nothing edgy about it.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, it's tough.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_00: You know, when you're in Hollywood, you got to...
1:07:39
SPEAKER_00: You got to meet them halfway and play the game.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_00: That's why I never moved to LA.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_00: I never moved.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_00: I stayed on the East Coast.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_00: I would go out there for business.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_00: I saw the phoniness.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I want nothing to do with this.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm not kissing anybody's ass.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_00: They're all full of shit.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm not an ass kisser either.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_00: So I just knew it wasn't going to be for me.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_00: And I wasn't going to change my act.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_00: I still do the same shit.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: Still the same jokes that I think are funny fucking my whole career.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_00: If you listen to my first stand up to now, I haven't changed at all.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_00: I haven't evolved as a human being and I like that.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_01: Were you ever pitched like when you were doing Stern all the time
1:08:17
SPEAKER_01: and you were really hitting and Crank Yankers was hitting,
1:08:21
SPEAKER_01: like when you were at that peak moment,
1:08:23
SPEAKER_01: were you pitched by somebody in Hollywood to come out there and do,
1:08:28
SPEAKER_01: I don't know,
1:08:28
SPEAKER_01: a sitcom or be the third baseman in Artie Lang's movie or some shit like that?
1:08:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_00: You know, yeah.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_00: You would always.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_00: You go out there and you would meet with these people like at NBC
1:08:43
SPEAKER_00: or Paramount Pictures and you would walk in.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_00: I remember this.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_00: They go, oh, my God,
1:08:47
SPEAKER_00: I can't believe I'm meeting you because Adam Sandler is doing a new movie
1:08:50
SPEAKER_00: and he needs like a best friend and someone that's not like famous yet.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_00: You know, not like a David Spade.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_00: You're perfect for you.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_00: You have the perfect look.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_00: And you're a comic, too, so you guys can ad lib.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_00: I can't believe this is amazing that you came in and this is going to work out.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_00: And I walk out and I'm like, holy shit, I'm in Hollywood one day.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be at Adam Sandler's movie.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_00: And we're going to get back to you.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to make some calls right now.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: Could you stay in town a few extra days?
1:09:18
SPEAKER_00: I go, yeah.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_00: They never acknowledged me after that.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't even get back to my agent.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_00: They just bullshit you right to your face, get you all excited.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_00: And then they can never acknowledge you.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_01: So when did you quit?
1:09:32
SPEAKER_01: And I don't mean quit the business, but when did you quit even taking their calls?
1:09:36
SPEAKER_00: I just, well,
1:09:36
SPEAKER_00: I just knew like being on the Stern show,
1:09:38
SPEAKER_00: you were an outcast in comedy because, you know, he was super edgy at that time.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_00: If you were on there,
1:09:43
SPEAKER_00: it was like,
1:09:44
SPEAKER_00: you know, Letterman and Leno wouldn't, wouldn't take you and all that stuff.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_00: Cause you weren't clean.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_00: So you just go to the Stern show.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_00: So I knew I said, this is the Avenue I want to, I want to do anyway.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_00: That's the audience I'm looking for.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's kind of like us, Jim.
1:10:00
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you acknowledged us on your podcast a few weeks ago about the fact that,
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: you know,
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: we've gotten deplatformed over the years and we never pursued the corporate
1:10:13
SPEAKER_02: or sponsorship dollar for what we do because Chris and I both had the attitude,
1:10:18
SPEAKER_02: we're never going to change what we do.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_02: You know, this show has always been self-financed, always.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, people have approached us and said, you know, we could market your show.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_02: We could do this, but we're not changing a thing.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and market it as it is.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_01: Never happened.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_01: We had one guy, we had one guy that did it and it went, I was very stern with it.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_01: I was like, we're not fucking changing anything, anything.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_01: And within two weeks,
1:10:50
SPEAKER_01: he was like, well,
1:10:51
SPEAKER_01: don't you think maybe you could lay back on the foul language just a little bit?
1:10:56
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, nope, not going to do it.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're no worse off today than when you met us,
1:11:02
SPEAKER_02: and we're not going to change because you think you can market us.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_01: Because you can get us $100 from some fucking strip club or something.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_00: That's the way I always looked at it.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_00: So, yeah,
1:11:34
SPEAKER_00: with the podcast,
1:11:34
SPEAKER_00: too, they always say, if you don't say cunt, you know, we can get more sponsors.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't know when it comes out.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_00: It might come out the third word.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_00: So I'm not censoring myself.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to do a podcast if I get to censor myself.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_00: That's why I barely have any ads.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_01: The first word on your podcast is fucking.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't want it.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm not doing it.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_01: It always cracks me up because I know the YouTube thing.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_01: The first thing they say is the first, what, seven seconds or something.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_01: You can't say any curse words.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_01: And your podcast starts every time with fucking yuck.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I don't even put it on YouTube.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_00: Like I don't do a video thing for YouTube because I'm not going to drop all the curses out.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_00: And sit through it and edit.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_00: I hate when I see clips like that.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_00: I mean,
1:12:23
SPEAKER_00: I had to do it with the stand-up clips I've been putting out because they won't get
1:12:27
SPEAKER_00: in the algorithm.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_00: It sucks.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_00: You just drop the audio.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_00: You can hear what I'm saying, but you have to drop it a little or you fucking gets buried.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_01: I literally, with our show, like we could give two shits about YouTube.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_01: And I say it openly.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_01: We put the clips on YouTube only to make money.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_01: That's the only reason.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't care if anybody ever watches on YouTube.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_01: I wish they wouldn't.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_01: But I'll take the electric bill once a month from them to pay for this shit.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_01: So I have my son edit it for us, which, as you can imagine, is a worldly endeavor.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_01: He literally runs it through ChatGPT, and then it gives him a laundry list of shit.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_01: It's like, you said fuck at 1303.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_01: You said cuntbag at fucking 1601.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_01: You know, it tells them where to drop everything out.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_01: And we put up these things and they're horrible.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_01: I would never watch my own show.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_01: And guys that we know, like Kumeya.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_01: Kumeya does it.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_01: Like he has somebody or Gavin McGinnis or whoever does his editing for him.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_01: They, you know, when you watch a Kumeya episode on On YouTube, it's always like,
1:13:47
SPEAKER_01: it's horrible.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine anybody watching that shit.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_00: YouTube is like regular TV back in the day, like regular TV and cable.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_00: That's how crazy it is.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_00: It's like children.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like G-rated.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_02: No proofing way.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_00: Meanwhile, you can get on any porn site in fucking two seconds,
1:14:08
SPEAKER_00: but they're worried about cursing on YouTube.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, the porn sites aren't even...
1:14:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I ever told you this or not.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_01: I got so wigged out about censorship because YouTube kept striking us
1:14:22
SPEAKER_01: that I actually,
1:14:23
SPEAKER_01: at one point,
1:14:24
SPEAKER_01: I put our show on Pornhub because I figured they're not going to censor anything.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_01: And they took us down because we didn't have any fucking on it.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_01: Because it was just us talking, so they took us off their platform.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_01: But I was.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_01: I was uploading the show every single week to Pornhub.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_00: You could do that?
1:14:43
SPEAKER_00: You could just upload a show?
1:14:43
SPEAKER_01: Back in the early days, yeah.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you can or not now.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't think you can because now they make you show that 30-second clip
1:14:53
SPEAKER_01: of your wife taking it in the ass or whatever just to prove that you're
1:14:58
SPEAKER_01: a real person.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_01: But back then, you just did an account and you put it on.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, well, fuck, Pornhub's not going to block me.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_01: So I tried that avenue.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_01: And it worked for a minute, but then they took it down.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_01: Too funny, man.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, Jim, I got to ask you,
1:15:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm a huge fan of listening back to old Opie and Anthony,
1:15:21
SPEAKER_02: and you used to be a very frequent guest on their show all the time.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, you're still good friends with Anthony and so on and so forth.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_02: But obviously,
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: you know,
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: since they split up,
1:15:34
SPEAKER_02: you know, 12 years ago or more, 14 years ago, what is wrong with Opie?
1:15:42
SPEAKER_02: Have you watched any of his stuff at all?
1:15:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, first of all, you know, I didn't get on opening Anthony till like 2010.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_00: I started coming on because I was on Stern and you could only do one of the other shows.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_00: You couldn't do both because they hated each other.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_00: So Norton, you know, was my roommate, was on O&A and I was on Stern.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_00: So I stayed with Stern and Stern,
1:16:03
SPEAKER_00: you know, had a huge following and you'd sell a ton of tickets and shit like that.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_00: I loved it that I hated it.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_00: All my friends were on O&A.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't go on.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_00: But then when the Stern show started turning,
1:16:13
SPEAKER_00: you know,
1:16:13
SPEAKER_00: already left and they were just having more A-listers and they would get rid of,
1:16:17
SPEAKER_00: you know, the edgy guys, whatever.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_00: I started going on O&A.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_00: So I went on from 2010 to, like, I think Anthony got fired at 14.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_00: You know, I don't see Opie's stuff, so I don't know.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_00: It just sucks that they, you know, that there'll never be a reunion.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_00: I know, like,
1:16:37
SPEAKER_00: Louis Shea Gomez always offers them for Skank Fest to come out and do a show,
1:16:41
SPEAKER_00: but it's a shame because Jim and Anthony are doing the show again, which is good.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_00: But I don't think they can make that chemistry again, though.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_00: You know,
1:16:51
SPEAKER_00: it's almost like a band that was broken up for 20 years and they get back together
1:16:55
SPEAKER_00: and they try to do an album.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_00: It's just not there.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_01: And I mean,
1:17:00
SPEAKER_01: even the Jim and Anthony show,
1:17:01
SPEAKER_01: which I'm definitely watching and I enjoy it,
1:17:05
SPEAKER_01: but it's not quite what,
1:17:08
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:17:09
SPEAKER_01: like I think time as well is just kind of,
1:17:11
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:17:12
SPEAKER_01: everybody's different now and Jim especially,
1:17:15
SPEAKER_01: and you know him better than any of us, but.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_01: Jim is a different, seems like he's a very different guy than he used to be.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know, he's not as angry or pervy.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, I mean, he's still a ridiculous perv, but he's not as pervy as he used to be.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's the married thing or No,
1:17:36
SPEAKER_00: and then when he would like,
1:17:37
SPEAKER_00: if he didn't get it,
1:17:38
SPEAKER_00: like that time when Derek Jeter didn't give him an autograph and he went off on
1:17:42
SPEAKER_00: for like an hour, that was some great shit.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_00: Believe me,
1:17:44
SPEAKER_00: I used to always get him going on stuff,
1:17:46
SPEAKER_00: stuff that he knew he hated to screw you off.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you were like,
1:17:52
SPEAKER_01: try and go get his autograph, go get,
1:17:54
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:17:54
SPEAKER_01: when you guys are all backstage and then knowing that he wouldn't get it just
1:17:57
SPEAKER_01: to piss him off.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_00: I remember one time we were at some event and there was all these celebrities there.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_00: Norton was getting pictures with everyone.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_00: There was just some random black guy.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_00: I hope he was there too.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, Jim, that guy right over there is famous.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: I go, who is he?
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: I go, he's on Third Watch or whatever on CBS.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_00: He's the lead guy.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:18:15
SPEAKER_00: He's famous?
1:18:15
SPEAKER_00: I go, his name is Jeff.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I got to go with his paper.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_00: He got a picture with the guy.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_00: The guy's looking like, what the fuck?
1:18:25
SPEAKER_01: He's the guy that puts water on the catering table or something.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_00: Are you guys going to go see the Black Sabbath movie on Wednesday the 26th or
1:18:37
SPEAKER_00: the 28th this week coming up
1:18:40
SPEAKER_01: in theaters?
1:18:42
SPEAKER_01: I'll see it at home.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm going the first night.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_00: I already have tickets.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_01: Look at you.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_01: This is going to sound like an old curmudgeon yelling at the fucking clouds, but I don't care.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_01: You were there.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_01: Why do you need to see the movie?
1:19:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_00: You have to.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_01: Why?
1:19:03
SPEAKER_01: You were there.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_01: You saw it in real life.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_00: Isn't it going to be disappointing?
1:19:09
SPEAKER_01: Isn't it going to be disappointing to watch it on a screen and be like,
1:19:13
SPEAKER_01: yeah, they cherry picked this.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_01: They cherry picked.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_01: Or is that just me being a cynical fuck?
1:19:18
SPEAKER_00: No, I think it's going to be great.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, I was running back and forth doing interviews and stuff.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_00: So some are like, I don't, I, I miss like half of Pantera and I didn't see tools.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_00: So I would miss some stuff too.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_00: But no, even if I saw everything,
1:19:32
SPEAKER_00: it's going to be great just reliving that moment being there that day.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_00: And I guess they're doing all,
1:19:36
SPEAKER_00: like everyone that did Sabbath covers, they're going to show them.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_00: And then the Aussie Sabbath and a lot of backstage stuff behind the scenes,
1:19:43
SPEAKER_00: which is going to be great.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_01: So are you featured in it?
1:19:49
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you did a bunch of interviews at the thing, right?
1:19:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but we were doing it for like SiriusXM and like some separate tent.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_00: You know, so I didn't see any cameras.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck did they want us on camera for when they got Headfield and Axel?
1:20:03
SPEAKER_00: They haven't talked since 1993.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: I think that's a little more interesting than me and Norton.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_01: Seeing you and Norton standing there when,
1:20:13
SPEAKER_01: what's his name,
1:20:13
SPEAKER_01: Sid proposed would have been a good,
1:20:16
SPEAKER_01: although they probably cut that right out of the movie when that fell apart.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we were right there.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_01: I remember when it happened and like all the little YouTubes,
1:20:25
SPEAKER_01: I was like, look at fucking Florentine right there.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_00: What happened was, you know, no one saw Ozzy before the show, obviously.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_00: And then Sharon said to me and Jim, hey, listen, come to the VIP party afterwards.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_00: Ozzy's going to be there.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_00: And we're like, OK. And then when she walked away, like he's not going to be.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_00: She just did two sets.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:20:46
SPEAKER_00: It's always going to a VIP party.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't like, it was like VIP people that bought tickets to the event.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_00: So it wasn't just like all rock stars back there.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, there's no, we walk back, like it's packed.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_00: Like there's no way Ozzy's coming.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden, he comes through in a wheelchair with his whole family.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_00: And they went in the corner of me and Jim said hello to him real quick.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_00: And then as soon as we said hi, he's like, did you join the show?
1:21:08
SPEAKER_00: We loved it.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_00: All right, everybody shut up.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_00: And that's when the proposal went down.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_00: It was that quick.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_00: And then as soon as the proposal was over, they were out of there.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_00: So maybe they were there for like 10 minutes tops.
1:21:18
SPEAKER_02: So when you saw Ozzy in person, did it go through your mind, this man's on borrowed time?
1:21:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_00: We knew,
1:21:26
SPEAKER_00: me and Jim knew,
1:21:27
SPEAKER_00: when we saw him, we were like, that's the last time we're going to see him.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_01: Did you think it would be as quick?
1:21:33
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't think so.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_00: You know, I figured maybe six months to a year or something like that.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_01: It's almost,
1:21:42
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:21:42
SPEAKER_01: I hate to be, again,
1:21:43
SPEAKER_01: I hate to fag myself out here,
1:21:44
SPEAKER_01: but it really is kind of poetic that he did that and then just died.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_01: That is so Ozzy.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_01: That is exactly what you'd expect from that guy.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_00: In their hometown where they all four grew up and they never played
1:21:59
SPEAKER_00: that soccer stadium before in their career.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, do you give any credence to assisted suicide Garazi?
1:22:10
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_01: You think he would have hung on forever if he could?
1:22:16
SPEAKER_00: What are you saying?
1:22:16
SPEAKER_00: Do you think that what they did, how he died?
1:22:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_01: It's a rumor.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_01: It's a rumor.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_00: A helicopter came in, and they worked on him for like an hour and stuff.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_00: His heart just gave out at that point.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_00: No, there's no way.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_00: Because Ozzy was trying to do a new album with that Andrew Watt guy or whatever.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_00: And he was talking to his guys.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_00: He was excited to at least do another record.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_00: He wanted to get right back in the studio.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_00: He had a bunch of ideas, supposedly.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_01: At least something good came of his passing, not to have another one of those bad albums.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_01: No, you know what I mean?
1:22:53
SPEAKER_00: Sharon would have admitted he did that.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_00: Because remember, they said they were going to have a pact.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_00: They're both going to commit suicide.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_00: But I think she would have said, listen, Ozzy, it was assisted suicide.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_00: Ozzy wanted to go out.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_00: You know, especially because he was close to the grandkids, too.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_00: You know, Jack's got like a bunch of kids and Kelly had the baby and stuff.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_00: So those old fuckers get all emotional when they got grandkids.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_00: All of a sudden, they become good fathers.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_00: They weren't funny.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_00: I'm still with all my friends now.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, this fucking guy?
1:23:23
SPEAKER_00: When the kid was born, he went to a strip club.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm going to go home.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_00: I've got to get up early.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_00: Went right to a strip club.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_00: That fucking guy cares about kids.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_01: Ozzy didn't see his kids from birth to about 17.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_01: But then he was a good dad at the end, right?
1:23:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_01: Too funny.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_01: So what do you got coming up, man?
1:23:42
SPEAKER_01: What are you going to show-wise?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_01: Anything?
1:23:45
SPEAKER_00: I missed Wednesday 13.
1:23:46
SPEAKER_00: He played last Sunday.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't make the show.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: He was in Jersey.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_00: I always love his shows.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's fun.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_00: He's great.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_00: That first Murder Dolls record is a classic.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_00: It's in my top 25 of all time.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:24:01
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_00: The second one's pretty
1:24:04
SPEAKER_01: good.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_01: Is that the one?
1:24:06
SPEAKER_01: Here comes the Murder Dolls.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_00: Beyond the Valley of Murder Dolls.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_00: They only did like six shows in America.
1:24:11
SPEAKER_00: I went to two of them.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_00: They played in New York City in another show in Jersey.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_00: That was when Joey Jordan saw us.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_00: He was playing guitar.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_00: It was great, man.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_01: Joey was a great dude.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_01: When I was working at 92.3,
1:24:25
SPEAKER_01: which was the rock metal station in the 90s here in town,
1:24:30
SPEAKER_01: we did an OzFest thing, like a remote from OzFest.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_01: And literally my only job was to go and grab whoever I could find.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't at all organized.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_01: You know how the radio stations get treated.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_01: You're either the biggest radio station or you better use your pass to go grab
1:24:49
SPEAKER_01: the fucking keyboard player from whatever bullshit band on the backstage
1:24:54
SPEAKER_01: and bring them over.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, that was my job.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_01: And out of the blue, I was sitting there with Dez from Devil Driver.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_01: And Dez was like, hey, you want to Want me to introduce you to Joey?
1:25:08
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, yeah.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_01: So he introduced me to Joey.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_01: Joey's like, take me over to your thing.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_01: Let's hang.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_01: And we hung for like an hour.
1:25:15
SPEAKER_01: Just hanging out, talking about music.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_01: He swore like 900 times the station guy that was sitting there was losing his fucking mind.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_01: Because he just kept going,
1:25:26
SPEAKER_01: oh yeah, it's a really fucking hard tour out here in this fucking heat, you know.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_01: But it was a great guy.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_01: He's...
1:25:33
SPEAKER_01: He was a really, really nice guy.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_01: I met him a few times.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_01: Really, really nice.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_01: He was awesome.
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1:26:11
SPEAKER_00: He was a big Andrew Dice Clay fan.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_00: So, you know,
1:26:14
SPEAKER_00: you know,
1:26:15
SPEAKER_00: you guys, you know, those albums that he put out the day the laughter died.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:26:19
SPEAKER_00: Where he bombs the class.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_00: So we would just text each other just quotes from that out.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_00: Those albums for years.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't even say hello.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_00: How's the family?
1:26:28
SPEAKER_00: How you doing?
1:26:29
SPEAKER_00: Just just dice quotes back and forth.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_01: That's awesome.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Neely and I are going, next month, we're going to see Triumph.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_01: We're going to go and catch the Triumph shows.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_01: Any interest in that, or is that not your thing?
1:26:46
SPEAKER_00: They're okay.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_00: Where are they playing at?
1:26:48
SPEAKER_00: Cleveland.
1:26:50
SPEAKER_02: What do they call that?
1:26:51
SPEAKER_00: Rock Arena.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_00: I didn't think that Triumph could sell out arenas in the States.
1:26:57
SPEAKER_00: When they announced that tour, I'm like, how are they going to fucking sell 17,000 seats?
1:27:00
SPEAKER_00: But I guess they do, right?
1:27:02
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_01: Maybe people think they're Rush.
1:27:06
SPEAKER_01: That's what I always thought.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_00: Cheaper ticket.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I'm not a big triumph.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I like the songs everybody else does.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, same here.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_01: But you could play a deep track from any of their records.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't know it at all.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm more excited to see Phil X.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_01: Because I haven't seen Phil and he's such a fucking great player and singer.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_01: You know,
1:27:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm more excited to see him and Todd than I am to see Emmett
1:27:37
SPEAKER_01: and whichever guy is still alive in the band.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_01: You know?
1:27:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_00: Who's opening?
1:27:44
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
1:27:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_01: The parking garage?
1:27:51
SPEAKER_00: I went down there last night downtown.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_00: 20 bucks.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_00: I had to pay for a fucking hour and a half for parking.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_00: You can't park down there.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_01: Dude.
1:27:59
SPEAKER_01: And then if you do, please,
1:28:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm making a personal plea to you,
1:28:04
SPEAKER_01: please keep playing at the Kill Box or somewhere in Akron.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_01: And Winchester's okay, but it's not really the best room for comedy.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_01: But don't go to hilarities.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, bro, but we may be friends, but I can't see you at hilarities.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_01: I can't risk my life.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_00: Winchester's a great venue.
1:28:26
SPEAKER_00: They put chairs down for the comedy show.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_00: It's awesome.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I will.
1:28:31
SPEAKER_00: I like playing out in the suburbs.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_00: People don't want to go into these cities.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_00: You know, older people.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not getting fucking carjacked to come see you.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_01: Dude, this is no bullshit.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_01: I went to a show, a Landau show.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, what was that, Neely?
1:28:45
SPEAKER_01: Like three years ago?
1:28:47
SPEAKER_01: And it was at Hilarity's.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_01: I came out.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_01: I parked in the parking garage directly across the street from the House of Blues.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_01: So what is that?
1:28:58
SPEAKER_01: A hundred yards from Hilarity's?
1:29:00
SPEAKER_01: It's not far.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_01: I go in and it had like this long corridor that you had to walk down to get to
1:29:07
SPEAKER_01: the elevators to go up to whatever floor your car was on.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_01: As soon as I walked in there,
1:29:12
SPEAKER_01: three dudes come in behind me and I just sent my chick and I just was like,
1:29:16
SPEAKER_01: I was like, my gun's in the middle of the car thing.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_01: Go get my gun.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_01: And I gave her the keys and she ran off.
1:29:25
SPEAKER_01: And I just was like, I'm going to die here if she doesn't come back with that goddamn gun.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_01: And then they just came up on me, didn't say anything to me.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_01: And then the door...
1:29:38
SPEAKER_01: The elevator opened and I got in and they didn't get in.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_01: Thank God I would have probably been dead.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_01: But, you know,
1:29:45
SPEAKER_01: but I really,
1:29:46
SPEAKER_01: really, really thought I was going to be killed because I and that's why I sent her.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_01: I was like, well, at least go get the gun and you can get the fuck out of here.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_01: It's dangerous down there these days, man.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_01: I want nothing to do with it.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, unfortunately, isn't that a
1:30:03
SPEAKER_01: happy story?
1:30:05
SPEAKER_00: I know it is.
1:30:06
SPEAKER_00: You know, that place used to be, you could walk around.
1:30:09
SPEAKER_00: I've been going to Cleveland for years.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_00: They'd put me downtown.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_00: So I'd play in the flats at the improv.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:16
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I don't know what, it's really gone downhill, that city.
1:30:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just dangerous down there.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's because same reasons as everywhere else.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_01: Liberal mayor, defund the cops, don't put as much money into the police.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_01: Same story, different city, but it's the same thing.
1:30:33
SPEAKER_01: There's not enough police, there's not enough protection, and you pay for it.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm not getting shot.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm just not going to do it.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_01: No offense, Jim, but I ain't dying for you, my friend.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm going to do, Winchester is in that other room that I did tonight.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_00: That works for Ohio.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, speaking of dangerous cities, Jim, Chris and I talk about this quite often.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_02: I live outside of the Chicago area, not in Chicago or in Illinois, but outside of the area.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_02: And we talk about comedians.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_02: I never hear of comedians coming into Chicago that often.
1:31:11
SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't think you come into Chicago very often, do you?
1:31:14
SPEAKER_00: No, that's one market I just never,
1:31:17
SPEAKER_00: I've done like Vernon Hills and there's a club by the airport I did,
1:31:23
SPEAKER_00: you know, a couple, but that's a market that I just don't do for some reason.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_00: But yeah,
1:31:26
SPEAKER_00: there is a couple of,
1:31:27
SPEAKER_00: I know there's one like a Laugh Factory and a Zany's in downtown,
1:31:31
SPEAKER_00: but they're small rooms.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_00: So the improv's out in the suburbs,
1:31:36
SPEAKER_00: so a lot of people go there, but no, I would if I could, but.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I saw your buddy Big J out at the improv back in January.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_02: And that's like one of the very few comedians that I'd like to go see
1:31:51
SPEAKER_02: that would ever come into the area.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_02: Like Ben Bankus, he doesn't play Chicago.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_02: Chris's friend Dave Landau, he came here about almost two years ago already.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_02: It hasn't been back since.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_02: You don't come into the area.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_02: So it's just not a good place for...
1:32:11
SPEAKER_02: You know, comedians, I guess.
1:32:13
SPEAKER_00: No, I know.
1:32:14
SPEAKER_00: I'd love to.
1:32:14
SPEAKER_00: I love, you know, but I just never really cracked.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_00: Like I said, I never really cracked that market.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_00: It's the same thing with bands.
1:32:19
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes the bands just don't crack a market.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_00: Some they do.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_00: And that's just one I just never,
1:32:24
SPEAKER_00: you know,
1:32:24
SPEAKER_00: Sturm was never, when he got in Chicago, like Mankow always beat him in the ratings.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_00: So he never caught on in Chicago too.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_00: He'd be on for a little bit, get canceled and shit like that.
1:32:35
SPEAKER_00: He just couldn't pull it off in that city.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_00: So that didn't help me with Chicago either.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_01: But that metal show didn't?
1:32:41
SPEAKER_01: Connect there?
1:32:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was on,
1:32:43
SPEAKER_00: but we did a live show in Chicago, me, Don and Eddie, but yeah, it was on there.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_00: But the Stern Show had 20 million people listening at that time.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_01: Makes sense.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_00: That's very odd.
1:32:59
SPEAKER_01: All right, man.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_01: I think we hear your manager calling and it's time for you to go.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_02: We heard you got an early flight tomorrow.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, tell that story real quick if you don't,
1:33:12
SPEAKER_01: because I didn't tell it because I was laughing when you were telling me
1:33:16
SPEAKER_01: about your day tomorrow and how me and you are like nomads when it comes to sleep.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I was saying like, you know, I have to get up.
1:33:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm getting up at 4.10 a.m. to go to the airport.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_00: And I got to drive like a half hour and return a car.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_00: I got a 6.30 flight.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_00: I land at 8 at Newark.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to the Dolphin Jet game tomorrow at MetLife Stadium that starts at 1.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_00: My brother's going to pick me up at the airport at 10.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to go right to the stadium.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_00: He's got my kid with me too.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_00: So we're going right to the games.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_00: We'll get to the stadium by like 10.30.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_00: We'll tailgate.
1:33:53
SPEAKER_00: Game's 1 to 4.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_00: Then get back home probably like 6 o'clock tomorrow night.
1:33:58
SPEAKER_00: And I'll sleep maybe an hour on the plane maybe.
1:34:00
SPEAKER_00: So I'll get like three and a half, four hours sleep.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_00: But it works.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_00: It's so much easier when you're not drinking.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_00: That's what I was trying to say.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_00: If you have a few beers and you're hungover and you have only any sleep,
1:34:13
SPEAKER_00: it's a lot easier when you're sober doing it.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_01: Are you not drinking tomorrow?
1:34:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_00: It depends.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_00: My brother's going to look, I'll buy you a ticket, but you have to drive home.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_00: So that might be that case.
1:34:27
SPEAKER_01: Can't get your kid to drive home?
1:34:29
SPEAKER_01: He's not there yet?
1:34:30
SPEAKER_00: Not yet.
1:34:31
SPEAKER_00: I sneak a beer at the concerts, though.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_01: I didn't hear that.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_00: You know, all in the parking lot at least.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_00: You know, you've got a red solo cup here.
1:34:41
SPEAKER_00: Drink this.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_00: He's like, what is this, Coors Light?
1:34:44
SPEAKER_00: I go, just fucking drink it.
1:34:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your kid who's 16, he's a beer snob.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, do you want a Miller Lite?
1:34:52
SPEAKER_01: I only drink pale ale, Dad.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_00: He did see that ACDC Foo Fighters show.
1:35:00
SPEAKER_00: And I said, look,
1:35:01
SPEAKER_00: that might probably be the last ACDC show when you saw him open for
1:35:04
SPEAKER_00: the Foo Fighters.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_00: You're going to remember that 20 years from now.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_00: That's going to be, you know, if that was their last show.
1:35:09
SPEAKER_01: Do you think it is?
1:35:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:35:12
SPEAKER_01: I think so.
1:35:14
SPEAKER_00: Unless they do the sphere.
1:35:18
SPEAKER_01: You know, dude, why is it that none of these guys can figure out to just retire?
1:35:22
SPEAKER_01: Now I see David Lee Roth announcing dates for 2027.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to go look it up as soon as we're done.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_01: Are you going to go to that?
1:35:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I missed him this time.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_01: You caught a break by missing him this time.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_00: No, because Kid Rock was playing the same day.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, fuck, I just saw Dave the year before.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, I got to go with the Kid Rock show.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_00: And I probably should have went to the Roth show.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_01: Dude, he's horrible now.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_01: You're not going to come on here and say, well, you know what?
1:35:50
SPEAKER_01: It's just Dave being Dave.
1:35:51
SPEAKER_01: I swear to God, I'll never let you back on this show again.
1:35:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay, but he's got six backup singers.
1:36:02
SPEAKER_00: So he doesn't have to do much.
1:36:03
SPEAKER_00: They're not singing with him or whatever.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_00: So they're taking all that.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_01: Have you watched any of
1:36:09
SPEAKER_00: the YouTubes?
1:36:10
SPEAKER_00: When he does 19 songs,
1:36:12
SPEAKER_00: I think it's something like that, there's three that he doesn't sound good on.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_00: And the other 16, he sounds great.
1:36:20
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:36:22
SPEAKER_00: No, because you're cherry-picking.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_00: They're cherry picking up like Brian Johnson and was like, oh my God, look, he messed up.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay, fucking he messed up a couple of lyrics.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God, he doesn't remember the lyrics.
1:36:34
SPEAKER_00: They're just, you know, when I see him, there's always like three songs like that.
1:36:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm the one, I remember that one.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, yeah, that one didn't sound too good.
1:36:43
SPEAKER_00: But then the next song, he sounds good.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_00: So there's always a few clunkers in there.
1:36:46
SPEAKER_00: And that's what everybody puts up online.
1:36:48
SPEAKER_00: It's not bad.
1:36:49
SPEAKER_00: It's not a 10, but it's a seven.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:36:52
SPEAKER_00: Do you want to see old Van Halen songs and see them as a 7 instead of a 10 from back
1:36:57
SPEAKER_00: in the day?
1:36:58
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:36:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to tell you straight up.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_00: It's all good.
1:37:01
SPEAKER_00: When I was in my early 20s, I used to fuck 10s.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_00: I fuck maybe 7s now, more like 4s.
1:37:06
SPEAKER_00: What am I going to do?
1:37:07
SPEAKER_00: Just go, I'm not going to get laid again because I used to fuck 10s?
1:37:10
SPEAKER_00: I got to fuck 7s now.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_02: He's going to get down to fucking 5 twos.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_01: Look, I think I'd rather fuck five twos than go and see a Roth show these days.
1:37:23
SPEAKER_01: He's horrible now.
1:37:25
SPEAKER_01: Dude, we saw him at Rock USA, the Van Halen.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_01: It was Van Halen, Dokken, Rat, and Jackal in Wisconsin.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_01: And Neely left, like what, four songs in?
1:37:38
SPEAKER_02: Three songs in, I couldn't
1:37:39
SPEAKER_01: take it.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_01: Three songs in.
1:37:41
SPEAKER_01: I stayed until the guitar solo, and then I couldn't take it anymore.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_01: Because Roth with all that,
1:37:47
SPEAKER_01: here's one you guys remember, and swinging the fucking swords and stuff.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_01: I was like, take your vaudevillian shit out of here.
1:37:55
SPEAKER_01: You suck.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_00: That's the thing when Van Halen was touring with Roth and they got back together.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_00: You got to see him early on the tour.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_00: He sounds good early on.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_00: I saw him on two different legs of the tour.
1:38:06
SPEAKER_00: And when I saw him later in the tour, it was a completely different show.
1:38:09
SPEAKER_00: Like they buried his voice in the mix because it wasn't that good.
1:38:12
SPEAKER_00: I saw him the third show of the tour.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_00: They were great.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know when he played Wisconsin or whatever, but you see him later.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_00: And they were doing like four or five shows a week.
1:38:21
SPEAKER_00: They should have been spacing out the shows.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_01: Dude, unless there's a time machine tour, I'm not going.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_00: You're not going to see Metallica anymore.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_01: Probably not.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:38:35
SPEAKER_01: I saw them.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I saw them in all the heyday years,
1:38:40
SPEAKER_01: and they were by far the most amazing band I've ever seen live.
1:38:46
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, I was so fortunate to be on Day on the Greens.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_01: I was so fortunate to be living out there with the first show of the Black Album Tour.
1:38:56
SPEAKER_01: It was a Black Album first show, first U.S. show of the Black Album Tour.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_01: Queensryche was doing Empire.
1:39:03
SPEAKER_01: Soundgarden was Bad Motor Finger and Faith No More with Angel Dust.
1:39:08
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:39:09
SPEAKER_01: It was fucking unbelievably great.
1:39:12
SPEAKER_01: Unbelievably great.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_01: And then the last time I saw him,
1:39:16
SPEAKER_01: I went in 2023 or 2024, whatever it was, with Pantera and Wolfie.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_01: And I went to Detroit to see it, and it was okay.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was fine, but they don't sound the same.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_01: I cannot stand Family Man Hetfield.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_01: I hate it.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
1:39:38
SPEAKER_01: Hey, friends.
1:39:40
SPEAKER_01: Hey, look, here's a nine-year-old in the stands.
1:39:43
SPEAKER_01: Look at this.
1:39:43
SPEAKER_01: This is his first show.
1:39:44
SPEAKER_01: He's got a sign.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_01: I miss when he would see somebody sitting down in the fucking back row
1:39:52
SPEAKER_01: and he'd be like, hey, cocksucker, get up, you know, and would stop the show.
1:39:57
SPEAKER_01: I miss that guy with all that energy, with all that rage.
1:40:03
SPEAKER_01: And now we get Hey,
1:40:05
SPEAKER_01: we're going to take a 10 minute break now while Kirk and Rob play you two
1:40:09
SPEAKER_01: or three songs from your favorite local band.
1:40:13
SPEAKER_01: He played fucking Michael Stanley band songs when they played Cleveland.
1:40:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:40:18
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
1:40:19
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to see that from Metallica.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:40:22
SPEAKER_00: I mean, maybe it just gives those guys a rest for,
1:40:24
SPEAKER_00: you know, 10 minute break or whatever, but why
1:40:27
SPEAKER_01: shouldn't they get a rest?
1:40:27
SPEAKER_01: They're only making $7,000 a ticket.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, James seems like he's evolved as a human.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_00: And getting back to me, I haven't.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_00: And that's why I still do this.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_00: And if I was James, I'd be like, get the fuck up.
1:40:43
SPEAKER_00: Who's that?
1:40:44
SPEAKER_00: You piece of shit.
1:40:44
SPEAKER_00: You got to sit.
1:40:45
SPEAKER_00: You got to sit the way home in the fucking car and get up.
1:40:48
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:40:49
SPEAKER_01: That's exactly it.
1:40:53
SPEAKER_00: So I think that's what's happened with James.
1:40:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_01: And believe me, dude, I love the band.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've said it.
1:40:59
SPEAKER_01: Over and over and over.
1:41:00
SPEAKER_01: My favorite band of all, either them or Pantera, one or two.
1:41:03
SPEAKER_01: You know, and it changes from time to time.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_01: But I love them.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_01: And I loved them in the day.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_01: And they've treated me very well in the day.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_01: And, you know,
1:41:12
SPEAKER_01: I have nothing but great things to say about Metallica up until,
1:41:18
SPEAKER_01: I would say, Hardwired.
1:41:20
SPEAKER_01: And I love the album Hardwired.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_01: But that's when the shows started really getting,
1:41:25
SPEAKER_01: I don't know,
1:41:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, they're also in stadiums, too.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_00: It's better to see them in an arena.
1:41:31
SPEAKER_00: The stadium sound isn't great.
1:41:35
SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you, I like St. Anger better than 72 Seasons.
1:41:40
SPEAKER_01: Now you're just on drugs or something.
1:41:42
SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
1:41:45
SPEAKER_01: And I'm not the hater of St. Anger that most people are.
1:41:48
SPEAKER_01: I love the song My World.
1:41:50
SPEAKER_01: I think that's a great, great tune.
1:41:53
SPEAKER_01: But Frantic's okay.
1:41:56
SPEAKER_01: But then there's other ones like Lick the Dirty Window or whatever that fucking nonsense is.
1:42:01
SPEAKER_01: It's like, ooh, dirty window and All My Hands or whatever.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_00: Toot Me Again is great.
1:42:09
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:42:09
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
1:42:12
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
1:42:14
SPEAKER_00: It is.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_00: That's not.
1:42:17
SPEAKER_00: The song St. Anger is great.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_00: The video is great.
1:42:19
SPEAKER_00: Them at
1:42:20
SPEAKER_01: the prison.
1:42:21
SPEAKER_01: The video is great.
1:42:22
SPEAKER_01: The song is okay.
1:42:26
SPEAKER_01: And again, this is one of those Metallica flaws.
1:42:29
SPEAKER_01: It would be so nice if they just gave us Injustice for All and St.
1:42:32
SPEAKER_01: Anger with a proper mix,
1:42:36
SPEAKER_01: proper mastering,
1:42:38
SPEAKER_01: instead of the tin can alley that we got for St.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_01: Anger and the no bass for Injustice.
1:42:46
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
1:42:47
SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_01: How are you?
1:42:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
1:42:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm just in the middle of an actual confessional church, but I got time.
1:42:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're a church?
1:42:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to bother you.
1:42:56
SPEAKER_00: No, it's okay.
1:42:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm not the confessional, but the priest isn't here.
1:42:58
SPEAKER_00: I've been here for like 20 minutes, so I got time.
1:43:01
SPEAKER_03: Okay, real quick.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_03: This is a f***ing mortgage.
1:43:05
SPEAKER_03: Now, were you looking to pay off debt or make some home improvements?
1:43:08
SPEAKER_00: Both, actually.
1:43:10
SPEAKER_00: Man, I haven't been a confessional in years.
1:43:12
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know how it works anymore to you.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_03: Confession?
1:43:16
SPEAKER_03: Excuse me?
1:43:17
SPEAKER_03: Are you asking me if I know?
1:43:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm just honestly a little stunned.
1:43:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm Catholic.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't understand.
1:43:25
SPEAKER_03: Like, that's not okay.
1:43:27
SPEAKER_03: You should probably say something about this in your confession.
1:43:33
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:43:33
SPEAKER_03: Is it a joke to you?
1:43:34
SPEAKER_00: No, I was asking you if you knew.
1:43:36
SPEAKER_00: I haven't been here in a while.
1:43:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm just having a conversation
1:43:39
SPEAKER_03: with you.
1:43:40
SPEAKER_03: Why are you asking me?
1:43:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm confused.
1:43:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm a little bit taken back.
1:43:45
SPEAKER_00: You're taken back.
1:43:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm honestly uncomfortable.
1:43:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't think you believe in me.
1:43:49
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you should leave that church.
1:43:51
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not.
1:43:52
SPEAKER_03: You're not a good person.
1:43:54
SPEAKER_00: Why am I not a good person?
1:43:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't like this.
1:43:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't like this.
1:43:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm asking for advice.
1:43:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm in the confessional right now waiting for the priest.
1:44:01
SPEAKER_00: That's why I just asked you that question.
1:44:03
SPEAKER_03: That's awesome.
1:44:04
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't out of the blue.
1:44:05
SPEAKER_00: Congratulations.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_03: You're at a church.
1:44:07
SPEAKER_03: There's deacons.
1:44:08
SPEAKER_03: There's everybody around you.
1:44:09
SPEAKER_03: James, you got to take care of yourself a little bit better.
1:44:12
SPEAKER_03: You can't be in a church and talk like that.
1:44:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's why I'm in the confessional.
1:44:15
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get better.
1:44:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, hello?
1:44:18
SPEAKER_00: Hi.
1:44:20
SPEAKER_01: Hi, this is Father Don.
1:44:21
SPEAKER_01: Do you have any sins you'd like to confess, son?
1:44:25
SPEAKER_00: Is using a butt plug a sin?
1:44:27
SPEAKER_03: You can't be in a church and talk like that.
1:44:30
SPEAKER_03: Technically, it's not.
1:44:32
SPEAKER_03: James, God's looking at you right now, and he doesn't like what he sees.
1:44:36
SPEAKER_00: What if I used it on myself?
1:44:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to look that one up.
1:44:43
SPEAKER_01: It would be nice if
1:44:44
SPEAKER_00: they gave
1:44:44
SPEAKER_01: it to us.
1:44:45
SPEAKER_00: If you can get by the tin can, you know what I mean?
1:44:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, you got to block it out.
1:44:48
SPEAKER_00: It's like being married and just fucking not listening to your wife babble.
1:44:51
SPEAKER_00: You block it out.
1:44:52
SPEAKER_00: Guys do that forever.
1:44:54
SPEAKER_01: Dude, that's like saying Methods of Mayhem would have been good without the rapping.
1:44:57
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:45:00
SPEAKER_00: That wasn't a bad record, I don't think.
1:45:02
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
1:45:03
SPEAKER_01: Get naked.
1:45:04
SPEAKER_00: Tommy had one solo record that wasn't bad.
1:45:08
SPEAKER_00: He had a couple of songs that were pretty good.
1:45:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would be the second one or the first solo, the first Tommy Lee one.
1:45:16
SPEAKER_01: And it had that song Drown, which is ironic since he had a kid drowning in his pool.
1:45:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:45:21
SPEAKER_01: You know, he had that song, Let Me Drown.
1:45:23
SPEAKER_01: I guess he was singing it to his son or something.
1:45:25
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:45:27
SPEAKER_00: But I can't get into 72 seasons.
1:45:30
SPEAKER_00: Besides the song they put out that sounds like Lexi Turner or whatever the fuck it is.
1:45:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Lexi Turner.
1:45:35
SPEAKER_00: It sounds like it's from 1981.
1:45:37
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:45:38
SPEAKER_00: But other than that, I just, and I love every Metallica record.
1:45:41
SPEAKER_00: You know, I get into all of them.
1:45:43
SPEAKER_00: Death Magnetic is fucking great.
1:45:45
SPEAKER_00: That's the most underrated record.
1:45:47
SPEAKER_01: End of the line, stuff like that.
1:45:48
SPEAKER_01: Great record, but.
1:45:50
SPEAKER_00: But I can't get in the set.
1:45:51
SPEAKER_00: I tried.
1:45:52
SPEAKER_00: I put it away, and then I put it back on.
1:45:54
SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't work for me.
1:45:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, it's one, and it's the problem Metallica's had the last two records.
1:46:01
SPEAKER_01: Too fucking long.
1:46:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:46:03
SPEAKER_01: You know, was it Hardwired?
1:46:05
SPEAKER_01: Which one had the Lemmy song on it?
1:46:07
SPEAKER_00: Hardwired.
1:46:08
SPEAKER_01: Hardwired.
1:46:09
SPEAKER_01: They could have left that song off.
1:46:11
SPEAKER_01: They could have made that a good 60-minute record.
1:46:14
SPEAKER_01: There was a lot of fill on that one at the end.
1:46:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:46:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm sort of with you on 72 Seasons.
1:46:22
SPEAKER_01: That would have been a good 45-minute album.
1:46:25
SPEAKER_01: You could have got rid of shit like Shadows Fade and stuff like that.
1:46:31
SPEAKER_01: The most egregious thing,
1:46:33
SPEAKER_01: which is why I think I have not really adopted 72 Seasons,
1:46:40
SPEAKER_01: is if you watched some kind of monster movie,
1:46:44
SPEAKER_01: they show them playing That song Temptation, it's called Temptation in that video.
1:46:51
SPEAKER_01: And they make a big deal about that it was such a shitty song and that was part of
1:46:55
SPEAKER_01: the reason that James stormed out and whatever.
1:46:58
SPEAKER_01: And then here we go, it's the first single off of 72 Seasons.
1:47:01
SPEAKER_01: They renamed it and it was that If Darkness Ever Falls.
1:47:05
SPEAKER_01: It was the same song.
1:47:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
1:47:07
SPEAKER_00: That's the song?
1:47:08
SPEAKER_00: It's the same song.
1:47:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:47:10
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:47:10
SPEAKER_01: They just reworked the words a little bit, but it's the same musical.
1:47:15
SPEAKER_01: If you go back and watch Some Kind of Monster and then you play that, you'll hear it.
1:47:19
SPEAKER_01: It's the same exact song.
1:47:21
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:47:21
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, well,
1:47:22
SPEAKER_01: they already told us it's the worst fucking thing that almost made
1:47:25
SPEAKER_01: the band break up.
1:47:26
SPEAKER_01: But here it is now.
1:47:27
SPEAKER_01: Please buy it.
1:47:28
SPEAKER_01: It's our first single.
1:47:29
SPEAKER_01: Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
1:47:31
SPEAKER_01: Lame.
1:47:32
SPEAKER_00: Nearly.
1:47:34
SPEAKER_00: 72 Seasons or St. Anger?
1:47:40
SPEAKER_00: You're not going to hurt my feelings if you say 72 Seasons.
1:47:43
SPEAKER_00: I didn't produce it.
1:47:44
SPEAKER_02: I could not listen to St. Anger.
1:47:46
SPEAKER_02: That was a hard listen.
1:47:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm with Chris.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_02: If they could remix and remaster that, I'm sure it'd be a great album.
1:47:56
SPEAKER_02: But I just can't get over the tinny sound.
1:47:58
SPEAKER_02: Just can't get past that.
1:47:59
SPEAKER_01: The DVD was way better.
1:48:02
SPEAKER_01: When they did it live,
1:48:03
SPEAKER_01: like when you bought it,
1:48:05
SPEAKER_01: it came with that DVD and they did it live and it sounded a lot better.
1:48:10
SPEAKER_01: And they also did like a four minute remake of Some Kind of Monster,
1:48:14
SPEAKER_01: the song that had proper Metallica production.
1:48:18
SPEAKER_01: And that song rocks.
1:48:20
SPEAKER_01: That song sounds pretty fucking good too.
1:48:22
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, no.
1:48:26
SPEAKER_01: Metallica, the past Black album has been pretty hit or miss.
1:48:30
SPEAKER_01: Let's be honest.
1:48:32
SPEAKER_01: Lulu and St. Anger.
1:48:35
SPEAKER_00: Load and reload.
1:48:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a lot of filler in there.
1:48:41
SPEAKER_00: Should have just been one load.
1:48:43
SPEAKER_01: I think it was.
1:48:45
SPEAKER_02: It was the load they should have swallowed.
1:48:49
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:48:50
SPEAKER_01: Should have flushed.
1:48:51
SPEAKER_00: They could have taken fucking devil's dance or whatever and fucking swallowed
1:48:55
SPEAKER_00: that load on that one.
1:48:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure that excited you last week when they said,
1:48:58
SPEAKER_01: for the first time in 28 years, they pulled out Devil's Dance at the Sphere.
1:49:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:49:05
SPEAKER_00: There's some good tracks on both of them.
1:49:08
SPEAKER_00: That's when the band gets an ego.
1:49:09
SPEAKER_00: Every band, they think everything we write, we have to put out because it's going to be amazing.
1:49:14
SPEAKER_00: And it has to be two albums.
1:49:15
SPEAKER_00: It can't just be one.
1:49:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, and at that point,
1:49:19
SPEAKER_01: too, they were so hot that you know Q Prime wasn't going to throw away anything.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_01: They put out every... And there are some...
1:49:31
SPEAKER_01: I want to be fair to those two records.
1:49:32
SPEAKER_01: That's one really good album.
1:49:34
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like Use Your Illusion.
1:49:36
SPEAKER_01: It's one really good record that they put a lot of bullshit on.
1:49:41
SPEAKER_01: You know,
1:49:41
SPEAKER_01: because you could take off Low Man's Lyric and you could take off,
1:49:47
SPEAKER_01: you know, I don't know, Keep Bleeding Me, that's a good song.
1:49:51
SPEAKER_01: Get rid of Devil's Dance, get rid of 2x4 and...
1:49:55
SPEAKER_01: The House the Jack Built.
1:49:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean, these are shit songs, really shitty songs.
1:50:02
SPEAKER_01: But if you get rid of them, you get rid of Fuel, too.
1:50:04
SPEAKER_01: I know everybody loves that song.
1:50:06
SPEAKER_01: That is a fucking cheese dick song, if ever there was one.
1:50:10
SPEAKER_00: You need that one in there.
1:50:11
SPEAKER_00: It's like an easy dick joke.
1:50:15
SPEAKER_02: You could also get rid of whiskey in a jar.
1:50:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not good either, but that was on Garage Inc.
1:50:24
SPEAKER_01: That wasn't good either.
1:50:26
SPEAKER_01: You just get rid of Garage Ink and just keep it at the 590 ADP and give me the turn
1:50:32
SPEAKER_01: the page, which I know nobody else likes, but I like it.
1:50:36
SPEAKER_00: No, it's great.
1:50:37
SPEAKER_00: They do.
1:50:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:50:38
SPEAKER_01: I like when they do that live.
1:50:40
SPEAKER_01: It comes off really good.
1:50:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:50:41
SPEAKER_01: All right, man.
1:50:43
SPEAKER_01: Go to bed.
1:50:44
SPEAKER_01: You got a flight to catch.
1:50:46
SPEAKER_01: You said you would come on for a couple of minutes.
1:50:47
SPEAKER_01: You've been on an hour.
1:50:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:50:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:50:53
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
1:50:54
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
1:50:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, Jim, you're welcome on the show anytime.
1:50:57
SPEAKER_02: And if you want to listen to Jim through the week, he's got a great podcast out there.
1:51:01
SPEAKER_02: Everybody is awful podcast.
1:51:03
SPEAKER_02: It usually comes out on Monday, except for this past Monday.
1:51:05
SPEAKER_02: What happened, Jim?
1:51:06
SPEAKER_00: I uploaded it on like Saturday.
1:51:09
SPEAKER_00: I scheduled it and it didn't come out for some reason.
1:51:12
SPEAKER_00: You know, I schedule a Monday, 7 a.m. And my buddy texts me on Tuesday night.
1:51:16
SPEAKER_00: He goes, no podcast this week.
1:51:17
SPEAKER_00: I go, yeah, because it's not up.
1:51:19
SPEAKER_00: And then I looked.
1:51:19
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, holy shit.
1:51:21
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm going to write a bad Yelp review about this.
1:51:27
SPEAKER_00: I know because people like their podcast at a certain time every day.
1:51:30
SPEAKER_00: It fits in their schedule.
1:51:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:51:33
SPEAKER_00: That's the first time that ever happened.
1:51:36
SPEAKER_00: Tuesday night.
1:51:37
SPEAKER_00: Unless my friend texted me, I wouldn't have even known.
1:51:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was really disappointed, Jim.
1:51:43
SPEAKER_02: And I got some angry words to write out there on the internet somewhere about it.
1:51:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, please do.
1:51:49
SPEAKER_00: Please do.
1:51:51
SPEAKER_01: Jim disappointed me with his late podcast, One Star.
1:51:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's freaking babies.
1:52:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, don't forget to use the loud boom story I sent you yesterday.
1:52:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know.
1:52:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to do that for Monday.
1:52:08
SPEAKER_02: So fucking stupid.
1:52:11
SPEAKER_02: It's a great podcast, Jim, and I listen to it every week.
1:52:15
SPEAKER_02: So go check it out if you haven't checked it out already.
1:52:18
SPEAKER_02: Everybody is Awful Podcast.
1:52:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my latest comedy special is on Prime Video, Jersey Trash.
1:52:24
SPEAKER_01: Very funny.
1:52:25
SPEAKER_01: Very good stuff.
1:52:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm working on a new set.
1:52:28
SPEAKER_00: I only did a couple bits from it tonight.
1:52:31
SPEAKER_01: You were crowd working tonight, it seemed like.
1:52:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I don't have a full set yet because I've dropped all that material except
1:52:37
SPEAKER_00: for the last couple of bits,
1:52:38
SPEAKER_00: the closing bits, because I don't want to do that stuff anymore.
1:52:42
SPEAKER_00: It's out there.
1:52:43
SPEAKER_00: So that's why I was working more to crowd, too, just fucking around.
1:52:46
SPEAKER_01: You were just trying to work that white guy out of the room so you get that black chick.
1:52:50
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
1:52:51
SPEAKER_00: I haven't had dark meat since 2009.
1:52:54
SPEAKER_00: On my pale white skin, it looks good.
1:53:02
SPEAKER_01: It's like black and white TV, right?
1:53:04
Yeah.
1:53:07
SPEAKER_00: All right, brother.
1:53:08
SPEAKER_00: Hi, guys.
1:53:09
SPEAKER_02: We always let the guests pick a song to take us out of the segment, so I'll play a song for you.
1:53:16
SPEAKER_02: So what would you like us to play?
1:53:21
SPEAKER_00: Murder Dolls, Twist My Sister.
1:53:24
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:53:26
SPEAKER_02: Murder Dolls, Twist My Sister, huh?
1:53:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a great song.
1:53:31
SPEAKER_01: Is that in honor of your good buddy, Sebastian Bach, the singer of Twisted Sister?
1:53:39
SPEAKER_00: I think there's three shows left or something.
1:53:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm amazed he can show up for those shows.
1:53:45
SPEAKER_01: He keeps popping into our comments to fight with us.
1:53:50
SPEAKER_02: He's got nothing better to do.
1:53:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to get Jim in trouble with his friends.
1:53:59
SPEAKER_01: I hope so.
1:54:01
SPEAKER_00: We get along, you know.
1:54:04
SPEAKER_01: He's a great mother trucker, as they say.
1:54:07
SPEAKER_00: Look, I mean, you know, is there any rock stars that are dangerous anymore?
1:54:11
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:54:13
SPEAKER_00: At least he is.
1:54:15
SPEAKER_00: Is he dangerous?
1:54:17
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
1:54:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's, you know, making news.
1:54:20
SPEAKER_00: Everybody else is fucking drinking tea backstage and, you know.
1:54:24
SPEAKER_01: There is that.
1:54:24
SPEAKER_00: Fucking handed protein shakes and the fucking what a guitar player is doing a solo.
1:54:29
SPEAKER_01: It really is boring backstage, isn't it?
1:54:31
SPEAKER_01: It is.
1:54:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know half the time anymore.
1:54:34
SPEAKER_00: I go, no, there's nothing going on back there.
1:54:36
SPEAKER_00: I'll just hang in the park a lot.
1:54:37
SPEAKER_00: It's fun around here.
1:54:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
1:54:39
SPEAKER_01: it's not a lot of fun to sit there watching people eat fucking a sandwich out of
1:54:43
SPEAKER_01: a styrofoam container or whatever.
1:54:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's all vegetarian, here's this, you know, fucking vegan.
1:54:50
SPEAKER_01: Who's got the vinaigrette?
1:54:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so.
1:54:54
SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
1:54:56
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:54:56
SPEAKER_02: All right, Jim, go to bed.
1:54:58
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:54:58
SPEAKER_02: All right, here it is.
1:54:59
SPEAKER_02: It's Murder Dolls with Twist My Sister exclusively here.
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1:56:21
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1:56:26
SPEAKER_02: With that one going out by request to Shelly Rocks.
1:56:29
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1:56:30
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1:56:35
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1:56:57
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1:57:03
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1:57:06
SPEAKER_02: Soon to be generated by AI.
1:57:09
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1:57:14
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, good set there, so.
1:57:16
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, always appreciate the people who do support the Classic Metal Show
1:57:21
SPEAKER_02: through our Locals page and get a request in on a Saturday.
1:57:26
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1:57:30
SPEAKER_02: to our nonsense every Saturday,
1:57:31
SPEAKER_02: if you listen to us by way of the Rumble and watch us on the Rumble,
1:57:37
SPEAKER_02: Chris had mentioned in the chat room there,
1:57:39
SPEAKER_02: even if you're not in the chat room and you're just watching us on the video,
1:57:43
SPEAKER_02: just go down there and hit that little thumbs up button.
1:57:46
SPEAKER_02: To help us out with our algorithm.
1:57:49
SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
1:57:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put a different request in there.
1:57:52
SPEAKER_01: Put the thumbs down so that the one asshole that thinks he's special ain't so special.
1:57:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, is there one that always puts the thumbs down?
1:57:59
SPEAKER_01: There's one that's always thumbs down.
1:58:01
SPEAKER_01: And so let's get three of you.
1:58:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to change up here.
1:58:05
SPEAKER_01: Three of you that have already thumbs up.
1:58:08
SPEAKER_01: Thumbs down.
1:58:09
SPEAKER_01: So that that fucking cocksucker doesn't feel special anymore.
1:58:13
SPEAKER_01: Let's get four thumbs downs.
1:58:16
SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
1:58:17
SPEAKER_01: Thumbs down.
1:58:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:58:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:58:22
SPEAKER_01: We hate you guys.
1:58:23
SPEAKER_01: Thumbs down.
1:58:24
SPEAKER_01: Do you really think you're that important, one guy?
1:58:27
SPEAKER_01: I'll show them.
1:58:30
SPEAKER_01: I'll show them.
1:58:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:58:32
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember when we did that with Apple?
1:58:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:58:36
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:58:38
SPEAKER_02: We went all negative.
1:58:40
SPEAKER_02: We had a lot of five stars and we just asked everybody to give us negative things.
1:58:45
SPEAKER_02: And I think we drove ourselves down to like two stars.
1:58:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we drove ourselves down to nothing.
1:58:50
SPEAKER_01: But it didn't matter.
1:58:51
SPEAKER_01: It was like, who gives a shit?
1:58:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the same people who are downloading our podcast every week through iTunes.
1:58:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they don't care.
1:58:59
SPEAKER_02: They weren't going to stop listening because of some douchebag leaving some negative review.
1:59:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:59:07
SPEAKER_01: We could give a fuck.
1:59:08
SPEAKER_01: What are you going to do?
1:59:09
SPEAKER_01: Get us ratioed?
1:59:10
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
1:59:12
SPEAKER_01: No way.
1:59:13
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
1:59:15
SPEAKER_02: I like that demon.
1:59:16
SPEAKER_02: It's Bach.
1:59:17
SPEAKER_02: It could be.
1:59:18
SPEAKER_02: It could be Sebastian Bach.
1:59:20
SPEAKER_02: I hate those guys.
1:59:21
SPEAKER_02: They use AI.
1:59:22
SPEAKER_02: Thumbs down.
1:59:23
SPEAKER_02: Look at that AI.
1:59:24
SPEAKER_01: Look at that AI thumbnail.
1:59:25
SPEAKER_01: These guys still fucking suck.
1:59:28
SPEAKER_01: They're terrible mother truckers.
1:59:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:59:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:59:34
SPEAKER_01: Jim didn't like that I was attacking his friend, now did he?
1:59:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't know about that.
1:59:39
SPEAKER_02: I just think that, you know, he knows how controversial that Sebastian makes himself.
1:59:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:59:48
SPEAKER_02: He's dangerous.
1:59:49
SPEAKER_01: He's dangerous.
1:59:50
SPEAKER_02: Is he?
1:59:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:59:51
SPEAKER_02: Is he dangerous, really?
1:59:54
SPEAKER_01: Seems that way, doesn't he?
1:59:58
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:59:59
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:59:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's do some music.
2:00:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:00:02
SPEAKER_01: We've kind of been...
2:00:04
SPEAKER_01: Way all over the board tonight.
2:00:06
SPEAKER_02: It's been a fun show.
2:00:07
SPEAKER_01: It's gone fast.
2:00:09
SPEAKER_02: Fast, fast, fast.
2:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Four hours down.
2:00:13
SPEAKER_01: And I'm not going to lie.
2:00:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be asleep by 3.05.
2:00:15
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:00:16
SPEAKER_01: I am fucking struggling right now.
2:00:20
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is.
2:00:20
SPEAKER_01: Why do I get so fucking tired just from going out?
2:00:23
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't even out that long.
2:00:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know that it had anything about going out.
2:00:30
SPEAKER_02: It's just that you typically take a nap.
2:00:33
SPEAKER_02: Before the show, just to get to recharge the batteries a little bit.
2:00:37
SPEAKER_02: And you didn't get to do that tonight.
2:00:39
SPEAKER_01: And I am paying for it right now.
2:00:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm looking at the clock and going, all right, an hour and 50.
2:00:44
SPEAKER_02: Plus, you said you didn't really sleep very well last night either.
2:00:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't.
2:00:49
SPEAKER_01: But we will slog through it with a heavy dose of some metal.
2:00:53
SPEAKER_02: You got 110 minutes.
2:00:54
SPEAKER_02: I can make it.
2:00:55
SPEAKER_02: I can make it 110 minutes.
2:01:01
SPEAKER_01: You know, that's like having sex 43 times.
2:01:04
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:01:07
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:01:07
SPEAKER_01: Music.
2:01:09
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:01:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to start.
2:01:11
SPEAKER_01: And this one's going to make one person in the chat room happy.
2:01:15
SPEAKER_01: And the rest of y'all, you'll probably like it too.
2:01:17
SPEAKER_02: This has got to be a jackal-centric.
2:01:19
SPEAKER_01: It's not jackal.
2:01:21
SPEAKER_01: No?
2:01:21
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
2:01:23
SPEAKER_01: Demon has been begging for three weeks for us to play this song.
2:01:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:01:28
SPEAKER_02: What is it?
2:01:29
SPEAKER_01: It is the new song from Down.
2:01:33
SPEAKER_01: And I don't, what is it called?
2:01:34
SPEAKER_01: The Myth.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_01: It is called The Myth.
2:01:37
SPEAKER_01: It's a good song.
2:01:38
SPEAKER_01: I like it personally.
2:01:39
SPEAKER_01: But Demon has been absolutely screaming for it.
2:01:43
SPEAKER_01: And I have seen it, but we just haven't.
2:01:45
SPEAKER_01: She's a screaming demon?
2:01:46
SPEAKER_01: She's a screaming demon.
2:01:47
SPEAKER_01: Exactly right.
2:01:49
SPEAKER_01: I've seen her asking for it for a couple of weeks,
2:01:53
SPEAKER_01: and we just didn't get to a place to play it.
2:01:57
SPEAKER_01: You know, there just wasn't that right break.
2:01:59
SPEAKER_01: So I figured if I start off with that break, then I at least get it done, right?
2:02:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, at least they have the needle pegged.
2:02:08
SPEAKER_02: Pegged, baby!
2:02:10
SPEAKER_02: Pegged!
2:02:11
SPEAKER_01: There is no more.
2:02:13
SPEAKER_01: There's no louder than it could be than this.
2:02:16
SPEAKER_02: They went into distortion level with that needle.
2:02:19
SPEAKER_01: They did.
2:02:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's check it out, shall we?
2:02:23
SPEAKER_01: This is the myth.
2:02:24
SPEAKER_01: It is brand new stuff from down.
2:02:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, as you and I both know,
2:02:30
SPEAKER_02: being radio veterans as we are,
2:02:33
SPEAKER_02: we know it's okay to let the needle just bump into the red.
2:02:38
SPEAKER_02: But to peg it out like that, that's a big no-no.
2:02:42
SPEAKER_01: This DJ would be fired.
2:02:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but down breaks all the rules.
2:02:47
SPEAKER_01: They do.
2:02:48
SPEAKER_01: They're not down with the rules.
2:02:50
SPEAKER_01: They're not down with the rules.
2:02:52
SPEAKER_01: They're pegging that needle.
2:02:54
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:02:56
SPEAKER_01: Let's check it out.
2:02:56
SPEAKER_01: This is from Volume 5.
2:02:58
SPEAKER_01: It is the myth.
2:02:59
SPEAKER_01: It is down.
2:03:00
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
2:03:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:03:01
[music]
2:04:32
SPEAKER_01: hard not to like that.
2:04:35
SPEAKER_02: Don't like the effect on Phil's voice, though.
2:04:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well.
2:04:39
SPEAKER_02: Don't dig that.
2:04:40
SPEAKER_02: It's like, why don't you just do Phil's voice?
2:04:43
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't need an effect on his voice.
2:04:46
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
2:04:48
SPEAKER_01: Not sure why they're running him through an effect.
2:04:50
SPEAKER_02: But that's a nice chugging song.
2:04:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:04:55
SPEAKER_01: Let's play a little more.
2:04:56
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
2:04:57
[music]
2:05:46
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that's an effect or do you think he's just buried a little bit in the mix?
2:05:51
SPEAKER_02: I think there's an effect on his voice.
2:05:53
SPEAKER_02: I think so.
2:05:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because they because they're they Well,
2:05:57
SPEAKER_02: there's an effect on his voice,
2:05:58
SPEAKER_02: and then there's some echo on it,
2:06:01
SPEAKER_02: too, because it's, you know, it trails off a little bit.
2:06:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:06:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not sure why they did that.
2:06:10
SPEAKER_01: It sounds good, though.
2:06:11
SPEAKER_01: I like this.
2:06:12
SPEAKER_02: It does.
2:06:12
SPEAKER_02: I like it.
2:06:13
SPEAKER_02: I like it.
2:06:14
SPEAKER_02: It's a nice, heavy groove.
2:06:16
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
2:06:17
SPEAKER_01: Let's give it a little more before we move on.
2:06:19
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
2:06:20
[music]
2:06:46
SPEAKER_01: It's almost like it's a different song.
2:06:48
[music]
2:08:06
SPEAKER_01: know how good this song is going to be live?
2:08:10
SPEAKER_02: That's quite a changeup between how it started out,
2:08:15
SPEAKER_02: then the middle breakdown, and then it goes back into the original groove.
2:08:20
SPEAKER_01: That middle part sounds like 70s rock.
2:08:23
SPEAKER_01: It does.
2:08:25
SPEAKER_01: I like this a lot.
2:08:26
SPEAKER_01: It's a good one.
2:08:28
SPEAKER_02: And see, they took the filter off of Phil's voice in that breakdown.
2:08:32
SPEAKER_01: In that middle part, yeah.
2:08:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:08:35
SPEAKER_01: Let's play a little more.
2:08:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm digging this one.
2:08:37
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
2:08:38
[music]
2:09:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's good.
2:09:54
SPEAKER_02: Did he actually sing they're the luckiest fucks alive?
2:09:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:10:01
SPEAKER_01: Not playing around, man.
2:10:05
SPEAKER_01: Serious business here.
2:10:08
SPEAKER_02: That's pretty goddamn good.
2:10:10
SPEAKER_02: They're the most luckiest fucks around.
2:10:13
SPEAKER_01: Damn right.
2:10:15
SPEAKER_01: Damn straight they are.
2:10:19
SPEAKER_01: I like it.
2:10:20
SPEAKER_01: I like it a lot.
2:10:23
SPEAKER_03: AI is just stealing from artists and eventually replacing musicians altogether.
2:10:28
SPEAKER_03: This episode of The Cut is only available to VIP subscribers on Locals.
2:10:37
SPEAKER_01: So that's Down.
2:10:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm very excited about this album.
2:10:41
SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait until this comes around.
2:10:44
SPEAKER_02: Do you realize that Down has been around for 35 years?
2:10:48
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that nuts?
2:10:51
SPEAKER_01: What, 94 or something?
2:10:53
SPEAKER_02: 91.
2:10:54
SPEAKER_02: But when did the album come out?
2:10:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm not talking the album.
2:10:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm saying the band.
2:10:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:11:01
SPEAKER_02: They began in 91.
2:11:06
SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
2:11:07
SPEAKER_01: It is.
2:11:08
SPEAKER_01: We are fucking old.
2:11:11
SPEAKER_01: 91.
2:11:12
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I remember buying this record, or Down Nola, with Randy.
2:11:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:11:18
SPEAKER_01: I was with Randy at the...
2:11:21
SPEAKER_01: Not the record exchange.
2:11:22
SPEAKER_01: What was that?
2:11:22
SPEAKER_01: Disc Den.
2:11:24
SPEAKER_01: Disc Den over in Solon.
2:11:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:11:27
SPEAKER_01: And I remember listening to it and Randy wasn't feeling it.
2:11:30
SPEAKER_01: And meanwhile, I was like, you know, from second one, Temptations
2:11:35
SPEAKER_02: Wings was like, yes.
2:11:37
SPEAKER_02: The minute I heard, you know, NOLA, I was like, I like this.
2:11:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:11:43
SPEAKER_01: A lot of people like it better than Pantera.
2:11:46
SPEAKER_01: A lot of people do.
2:11:47
SPEAKER_02: That's 31 years old.
2:11:48
SPEAKER_02: It came out in 95.
2:11:50
SPEAKER_01: Fucking A. Wow, dude.
2:11:55
SPEAKER_01: 35 years old.
2:11:58
SPEAKER_01: I had short hair and a fucking brown beard.
2:12:04
SPEAKER_01: Zero gray.
2:12:05
SPEAKER_01: I mean, 35 years ago.
2:12:06
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I was 20, 22?
2:12:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:12:11
SPEAKER_01: Shit, I was just out of the military.
2:12:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:12:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're just begging to be buried in smoke.
2:12:17
Yeah, oh boy.
2:12:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm still begging for that.
2:12:22
SPEAKER_02: But of course, Stone the Crows, that's the tune, man.
2:12:30
SPEAKER_01: Such a good live song, too.
2:12:31
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen Down Live?
2:12:33
SPEAKER_02: I have not.
2:12:35
SPEAKER_01: That's a show, dude.
2:12:37
SPEAKER_01: That's one.
2:12:40
SPEAKER_01: If I could convince you to go see something that I don't know that you're a huge,
2:12:44
SPEAKER_01: huge fan of, I know you love NOLA.
2:12:46
SPEAKER_01: But, I mean, if you just want to see just a great show, that is a great show.
2:12:54
SPEAKER_01: And they are so fucking strong live.
2:12:56
SPEAKER_01: At least they used to be.
2:12:57
SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine that they're not now with Kirk and Pepper and Phil.
2:13:03
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's a pretty fucking awesome lineup.
2:13:06
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:13:09
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, that is down.
2:13:12
SPEAKER_01: Let's move forward, shall we?
2:13:13
SPEAKER_01: So, is this not going to have a clip?
2:13:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's see.
2:13:23
SPEAKER_01: Let me find my mail.
2:13:24
SPEAKER_01: So, Lita Ford is back.
2:13:28
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you knew that or not.
2:13:34
SPEAKER_01: She recently... She's been...
2:13:37
SPEAKER_01: Looking for a long time for a label.
2:13:41
SPEAKER_01: And she finally found a label
2:13:44
SPEAKER_01: that would put out her unreleased album that's been finished for a long time.
2:13:50
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:13:51
SPEAKER_01: And why am I not finding any lead afford?
2:13:56
SPEAKER_01: I know I had a press release and everything.
2:13:58
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
2:13:59
SPEAKER_01: I wonder if they pulled it.
2:14:02
SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
2:14:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, she has an album coming out called Dracula.
2:14:13
SPEAKER_01: Dracula.
2:14:14
SPEAKER_01: Yes, Dracula.
2:14:15
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:14:17
SPEAKER_02: I was hanging out with Lita a few weeks ago and shooting the shit with her in her dressing room.
2:14:23
SPEAKER_02: Did she look like she had the blood sucked out of her?
2:14:27
SPEAKER_02: No comment?
2:14:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to say anything unkind about Lita, but I have thoughts.
2:14:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:14:36
SPEAKER_02: But she's always been very nice to me.
2:14:38
SPEAKER_01: She's nice.
2:14:39
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's very nice.
2:14:41
SPEAKER_02: I sat there and just shot the shit with her for about five or eight minutes.
2:14:49
SPEAKER_01: I know this about Lita.
2:14:50
SPEAKER_01: I had about three years ago, I guess it was, I had some business dealing to deal with her with.
2:15:00
SPEAKER_01: She's very hard to follow.
2:15:04
SPEAKER_01: When you're chatting with her on the phone, notice she reminded me of a ton, Leather Leone.
2:15:11
SPEAKER_01: Just very scattered.
2:15:13
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:15:14
SPEAKER_01: Just very, well, we got to do, what about the, deep breath, Lita, deep breath.
2:15:22
SPEAKER_01: I literally said that to her.
2:15:23
SPEAKER_01: I said, deep breath, Lita.
2:15:26
SPEAKER_01: And I love her.
2:15:27
SPEAKER_01: She's great.
2:15:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's not mean or awful or.
2:15:32
SPEAKER_01: No.
2:15:32
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:15:33
SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, every time I see her, she's always very pleasant.
2:15:39
SPEAKER_02: Always says hello, comes over and says, hi, how are you?
2:15:44
SPEAKER_02: Nice to see you again.
2:15:46
SPEAKER_02: You know, just very pleasant.
2:15:49
SPEAKER_02: She doesn't have to acknowledge me at all.
2:15:52
SPEAKER_01: She didn't have to acknowledge me, that's for sure.
2:15:54
SPEAKER_01: She didn't know who I was.
2:15:55
SPEAKER_02: But I see her frequently.
2:15:57
SPEAKER_02: You know, I see her obviously more frequently than you.
2:16:01
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
2:16:02
SPEAKER_02: But again,
2:16:03
SPEAKER_02: when she does see me,
2:16:05
SPEAKER_02: she's always very pleasant,
2:16:07
SPEAKER_02: always very nice,
2:16:08
SPEAKER_02: always chatty, strike up a conversation, just pleasantries all around.
2:16:16
SPEAKER_02: That's what it is.
2:16:18
SPEAKER_01: And she's coherent?
2:16:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
2:16:23
SPEAKER_01: Is she?
2:16:23
SPEAKER_01: So I might have just caught her on a weird day.
2:16:26
SPEAKER_01: I've only spoken to her that way one time.
2:16:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean,
2:16:29
SPEAKER_02: when I was out with Doc and what,
2:16:31
SPEAKER_02: four weeks ago in Dayton, Ohio,
2:16:35
SPEAKER_02: in Indianapolis,
2:16:37
SPEAKER_02: she played both of those shows and, you know, the dressing rooms were pretty close.
2:16:44
SPEAKER_02: And so, you know, she was, you know, right down two doors down.
2:16:48
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:16:50
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, I chatted with her both nights and it was just always very just like, hey, nice.
2:16:58
SPEAKER_02: Good to see you again.
2:16:59
SPEAKER_02: You know, how is everything?
2:17:01
SPEAKER_02: You good?
2:17:02
SPEAKER_02: You good?
2:17:02
SPEAKER_02: You know, that kind of thing.
2:17:04
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
2:17:04
SPEAKER_02: It's like, yeah, it's good.
2:17:07
SPEAKER_02: Nice to see you, Lita.
2:17:09
SPEAKER_01: Great to see you.
2:17:10
SPEAKER_02: Always good to see you.
2:17:11
SPEAKER_02: Always good to see you.
2:17:13
SPEAKER_02: You know, that kind of a thing.
2:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:17:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, she's back.
2:17:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:17:19
SPEAKER_01: It says, new album, Dracula.
2:17:23
SPEAKER_01: Was the last one the one that she did with Now X?
2:17:27
SPEAKER_02: Yes, with Jim Gillette.
2:17:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, with the Winter Wonderland or something.
2:17:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, something like that.
2:17:32
SPEAKER_02: That was awful.
2:17:34
SPEAKER_02: That was a long time ago, too.
2:17:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was 15, 20 years ago at this point.
2:17:39
SPEAKER_02: It's been a long time.
2:17:41
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:17:43
SPEAKER_02: But come on, Lita, Dracula, really?
2:17:45
SPEAKER_02: Dracula?
2:17:46
SPEAKER_01: Dracula?
2:17:48
SPEAKER_01: Maybe she's into these horror movies.
2:17:50
SPEAKER_02: I know, but this almost sounds Rob Zombie, Carator, Dracula.
2:17:56
SPEAKER_02: Dracula.
2:17:58
SPEAKER_01: She has not given us the full song yet.
2:18:01
SPEAKER_01: The full song comes out on my birthday next week.
2:18:04
SPEAKER_01: Comes out on Tuesday, the 27th.
2:18:08
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:18:09
SPEAKER_01: But we do have a snippet of Dracula.
2:18:14
SPEAKER_01: So I will share you with you now.
2:18:17
SPEAKER_01: Some Lita Ford.
2:18:19
SPEAKER_01: See what you think?
2:18:20
SPEAKER_01: This is Dracula.
2:18:21
[music]
2:19:12
SPEAKER_01: Not much of a sample, but there it is.
2:19:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, one thing I'll give Lita props for.
2:19:19
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
2:19:21
SPEAKER_02: I think she's 63, 65, somewhere around there.
2:19:28
SPEAKER_02: She's kept herself in good shape.
2:19:31
SPEAKER_02: You know, she's kept herself thin.
2:19:33
SPEAKER_02: She looks like a rock star.
2:19:35
SPEAKER_02: She still, she's Lita Ford.
2:19:38
SPEAKER_02: She's, um, Uh,
2:19:41
SPEAKER_02: Doro-esque,
2:19:42
SPEAKER_02: you know, she,
2:19:43
SPEAKER_02: she lives for her music and her metal and performing and being a rocker and,
2:19:50
SPEAKER_02: you know, even in her advanced age of, I'm not sure how old Lita Ford is.
2:19:56
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
2:19:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:20:00
SPEAKER_01: No idea.
2:20:02
SPEAKER_02: But, uh, she's kept herself in good shape.
2:20:06
SPEAKER_02: I will give her that.
2:20:08
SPEAKER_01: So you're not feeling Dracula at all is what you're saying.
2:20:10
SPEAKER_01: She's 68.
2:20:13
SPEAKER_01: 68.
2:20:15
SPEAKER_01: Born in 1958.
2:20:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's pushing 70.
2:20:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's 68.
2:20:22
SPEAKER_02: But she's kept herself in good shape.
2:20:24
SPEAKER_02: I'll give you that.
2:20:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, when you're jumping through beds of every fucking rock star for 30 years,
2:20:31
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that'll keep the weight off you.
2:20:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:20:35
SPEAKER_02: But she understands the importance of performance and image and staying
2:20:46
SPEAKER_02: in good condition to do what she does.
2:20:50
SPEAKER_01: I don't know her well enough to know this,
2:20:52
SPEAKER_01: and this is a horrible question I'm going to ask, but whatever, I'll ask it anyway.
2:20:57
SPEAKER_01: Is there a book in her about all the celebrities that she's fucked?
2:21:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm sure there is, whether she would tell it or not.
2:21:06
SPEAKER_01: That's the question I'm asking.
2:21:09
SPEAKER_01: I know there's a book in there with the eight guys that we're aware of.
2:21:17
SPEAKER_01: My question is, is she that kind of person?
2:21:20
SPEAKER_01: Like if she just decided to retire at 70 to put out the tell-all?
2:21:26
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
2:21:26
SPEAKER_01: You don't think so?
2:21:27
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:21:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm not thinking you're going to see that.
2:21:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
2:21:35
SPEAKER_01: I think I'd read that before I'd listen to this Dracula album.
2:21:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know,
2:21:44
SPEAKER_02: good on her for wanting to still put out music and stuff, but Dracula, come on.
2:21:50
SPEAKER_01: Has that other hit Frankenstein on it?
2:21:55
SPEAKER_02: That Boss Head Bounce single.
2:21:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:22:01
SPEAKER_01: There's another song I'd like to do for you guys right now.
2:22:03
SPEAKER_01: It's Friday the 13th.
2:22:05
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:22:07
SPEAKER_01: Followed by Pinface, my other boss at Poncello.
2:22:12
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know,
2:22:14
SPEAKER_02: I'll give you the fact that she has forged a career,
2:22:21
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:22:21
SPEAKER_02: for herself,
2:22:22
SPEAKER_02: even though For pretty much the 90s,
2:22:26
SPEAKER_02: you know, she was like married and living on like a solitary island or some shit.
2:22:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:22:33
SPEAKER_02: And she was not active for quite a while.
2:22:36
SPEAKER_01: For a while, yeah.
2:22:37
SPEAKER_02: And then she came back and she was able to get on that concert circuit
2:22:42
SPEAKER_02: and go out there and perform.
2:22:45
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that she'd still be popular if she hadn't been the 80s hottie?
2:22:53
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:22:54
SPEAKER_01: Because I know most people can name one song from her.
2:23:00
SPEAKER_02: Kiss Me Deadly.
2:23:02
SPEAKER_01: All right, two.
2:23:03
SPEAKER_01: Close My Eyes Forever.
2:23:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah.
2:23:06
SPEAKER_01: Those are the two.
2:23:07
SPEAKER_02: Those are the two.
2:23:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:23:09
SPEAKER_01: Most people can't name Falling In and Out of Love or, you know, what was their other song?
2:23:16
SPEAKER_01: Back to the Cave.
2:23:17
SPEAKER_01: Back to the Cave.
2:23:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:23:20
SPEAKER_01: What did she do at the Runaways?
2:23:22
SPEAKER_01: Cherry Bomb or something?
2:23:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
2:23:24
SPEAKER_01: Cherry Bomb.
2:23:25
SPEAKER_01: She was in there for that, right?
2:23:27
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
2:23:27
SPEAKER_01: But most people wouldn't know.
2:23:28
SPEAKER_01: If you said who sang Cherry Bomb, they wouldn't know that it was her.
2:23:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they'd say
2:23:33
SPEAKER_02: Cherry Curry.
2:23:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or they'd be like, I don't know.
2:23:37
SPEAKER_02: Runaway?
2:23:38
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
2:23:40
SPEAKER_01: He said Cherry Bomb.
2:23:41
SPEAKER_01: They're thinking, what is the warrant?
2:23:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's Cherry Pie, dummy.
2:23:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:23:49
SPEAKER_01: I think she's more famous for being super hot and super good.
2:23:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, again, this was during the MTV days.
2:23:59
SPEAKER_02: So we're looking at a hot blonde girl.
2:24:04
SPEAKER_02: In spandex or leather,
2:24:06
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:24:07
SPEAKER_02: rocking out with a warlock guitar,
2:24:11
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:24:11
SPEAKER_02: and then of course she got to duet with one of the most infamous people in rock
2:24:17
SPEAKER_02: and roll, Ozzy Osbourne.
2:24:19
SPEAKER_02: True.
2:24:21
SPEAKER_02: So that kind of made her mark.
2:24:25
SPEAKER_02: It's true.
2:24:28
SPEAKER_02: So if it wasn't for Kiss Me Deadly and Close My Eyes, I mean, aside from that, what do you got?
2:24:36
Nothing.
2:24:37
SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
2:24:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean, she was an MTV.
2:24:41
SPEAKER_02: If she wasn't on MTV, she wouldn't have the career that she has today.
2:24:47
SPEAKER_01: No.
2:24:47
SPEAKER_01: But she got a lot of clout from being with famous people.
2:24:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's...
2:24:52
SPEAKER_01: She got a good amount of clout from Chris Holmes and from especially Nikki Sixx.
2:24:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but the thing is,
2:24:58
SPEAKER_02: is that unless you were really into the tabloid stuff,
2:25:03
SPEAKER_02: you wouldn't have even known that either.
2:25:06
SPEAKER_02: Because it wasn't like it was highly publicized, like she was in photos and all kinds of things.
2:25:15
SPEAKER_02: If you followed that culture, you would know that.
2:25:19
SPEAKER_02: But as an average listener to Kiss Me Deadly or Close My Eyes...
2:25:26
SPEAKER_02: You didn't know Tony Iommi.
2:25:28
SPEAKER_02: You didn't know Chris Holmes.
2:25:29
SPEAKER_02: You didn't know Nikki Sixx.
2:25:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, true.
2:25:31
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2:26:04
SPEAKER_01: I think she's pretty well known for being a star fucker.
2:26:10
SPEAKER_02: But if you're interested in that kind of music.
2:26:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I think everybody was in 1988.
2:26:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but the thing is, it's like a Close My Eyes Forever song.
2:26:23
SPEAKER_02: That was kind of a crossover song where a lot of people would like it,
2:26:29
SPEAKER_02: but they didn't really know that much about Lita.
2:26:33
SPEAKER_02: You know,
2:26:33
SPEAKER_02: they knew the song and they knew who Ozzy was and,
2:26:37
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:26:38
SPEAKER_02: but as far as like her personal life was concerned,
2:26:41
SPEAKER_02: unless you were, you,
2:26:43
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:26:44
SPEAKER_02: subscribe to Metal Edge Magazine or Circus or Kerrang or Spin or,
2:26:53
SPEAKER_02: you know, you didn't know that shit.
2:26:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:26:56
SPEAKER_01: You think she regrets like Chris Holmes when she sees him now looking all homeless and shit?
2:27:03
SPEAKER_01: She's like, yeah, that was a part of my life, whatever.
2:27:06
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
2:27:07
SPEAKER_02: When I go back, and this is not to sound gay, Chris Holmes was a really good-looking dude.
2:27:16
SPEAKER_02: He really was.
2:27:17
SPEAKER_02: At the beginning of Wasp?
2:27:21
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:27:22
SPEAKER_02: When he was young and up and coming and,
2:27:25
SPEAKER_02: you know, on covers of magazines and stuff, he was a pretty...
2:27:31
SPEAKER_02: Pretty good looking guy.
2:27:32
SPEAKER_01: Are you sure that it isn't just that Blackie was a shrew and made him look better?
2:27:38
SPEAKER_01: Because Blackie was an ugly guy.
2:27:40
SPEAKER_01: He always was an ugly guy.
2:27:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Chris, he was blonde.
2:27:46
SPEAKER_02: He had that whole California, Southern California beach looking guy.
2:27:51
SPEAKER_02: He was tan and he just had that whole thing going on for him.
2:27:58
SPEAKER_01: I have to take your word on that one.
2:28:00
SPEAKER_01: I never remember thinking, Chris Holmes, that's a good looking fella.
2:28:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm saying this from a retrospective look back.
2:28:09
SPEAKER_02: I didn't think that at the time,
2:28:10
SPEAKER_02: but when you go back and look at some of these older interviews and stuff
2:28:15
SPEAKER_02: that he was with,
2:28:17
SPEAKER_02: he was a pretty top-notch looking guy as far as rockers were concerned.
2:28:25
SPEAKER_02: I'll put him in league with Top-notch Tommy Lee.
2:28:31
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
2:28:32
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I ever thought of Tommy Lee as a good-looking guy.
2:28:34
SPEAKER_01: You didn't think so?
2:28:35
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:28:36
SPEAKER_02: With the hair and being just lean and mean and, you know.
2:28:40
SPEAKER_01: I always thought he looked like a gawky faggot to me.
2:28:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:28:44
SPEAKER_01: Always.
2:28:46
SPEAKER_01: Even in the Girls Girls Girls video where he's riding the motorcycles and stuff and
2:28:50
SPEAKER_01: the hair was blowing shit.
2:28:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but chicks dug that.
2:28:53
SPEAKER_01: I know they did.
2:28:53
SPEAKER_01: Believe me.
2:28:55
SPEAKER_01: Believe me, I know that Tommy was fucking four a day while I was fucking four a year.
2:29:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:29:01
SPEAKER_02: I certainly know the difference.
2:29:03
SPEAKER_02: But what I'm talking about is, you know, sex appeal for the chicks.
2:29:12
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
2:29:13
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
2:29:16
SPEAKER_02: So at the time before the ravages of drugs and alcohol took its toll on them, he...
2:29:24
SPEAKER_02: He was pretty, you know, he looked like your typical rock star.
2:29:32
SPEAKER_01: Just going to tell you,
2:29:32
SPEAKER_01: you're not helping your cause with all the YouTubers that say Neely's a faggot.
2:29:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:29:38
SPEAKER_02: Like I said,
2:29:40
SPEAKER_02: you can say that all you want,
2:29:42
SPEAKER_02: but if you go back and look at some of the older videos and stuff,
2:29:47
SPEAKER_02: he was a very healthy looking Southern California,
2:29:53
SPEAKER_02: kind of like a What do you want to call like a surfer looking dude that was popular
2:30:00
SPEAKER_02: at the time?
2:30:02
SPEAKER_01: Looking him up here.
2:30:06
SPEAKER_01: This is not a great none of these.
2:30:09
SPEAKER_01: I don't know that I can agree on this one.
2:30:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to find a good picture.
2:30:14
SPEAKER_01: And maybe it's just the bad pictures I'm finding.
2:30:18
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's 1984.
2:30:24
SPEAKER_01: Is that the era you're talking about?
2:30:27
SPEAKER_02: Back in the early part of the 80s, yes.
2:30:33
SPEAKER_01: That's a good looking dude, huh?
2:30:37
SPEAKER_01: How about this guy?
2:30:38
SPEAKER_01: That might be a better one.
2:30:41
SPEAKER_01: Open image of a new tab.
2:30:46
SPEAKER_01: Share that one.
2:30:50
SPEAKER_01: That's about the best shot I got of him.
2:30:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's like right in the Robin Crosby.
2:30:56
SPEAKER_02: He does look like Robin Crosby.
2:30:58
SPEAKER_02: That's my point.
2:30:59
SPEAKER_02: So he kind of looked and kind of had that whole Robin Crosby thing going on for him.
2:31:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take your word for it here.
2:31:10
SPEAKER_01: I ain't feeling it, but whatever.
2:31:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't have to.
2:31:14
SPEAKER_02: It's not about you.
2:31:16
SPEAKER_02: It's about the attractiveness that chicks found hot.
2:31:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, Lita did.
2:31:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm good on him.
2:31:22
SPEAKER_01: That was some pro-class pussy.
2:31:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, isn't that what we're talking about?
2:31:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, it is.
2:31:26
SPEAKER_02: It is.
2:31:26
SPEAKER_02: I mean... About Lita, you know, hooking up with Chris Holmes.
2:31:31
SPEAKER_02: You know, does it make sense?
2:31:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it made sense at the time.
2:31:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I
2:31:37
SPEAKER_01: don't know.
2:31:38
SPEAKER_01: I can't get past it.
2:31:39
SPEAKER_01: I just think that the two of them were two ugly fucking dudes.
2:31:47
SPEAKER_01: I mean...
2:31:49
SPEAKER_01: Let me shrink this one a little bit so it's bigger.
2:31:56
SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is the two of them.
2:31:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking neither one of these guys is getting free lap dances at the club.
2:32:07
SPEAKER_01: You think he's a good-looking guy?
2:32:10
SPEAKER_02: I've seen him in interviews.
2:32:12
SPEAKER_02: The photos just don't do the justice.
2:32:15
SPEAKER_02: But in the interviews, he just comes off as a very charismatic guy.
2:32:20
SPEAKER_02: It's not just the looks.
2:32:22
SPEAKER_02: It's the whole being charismatic as well.
2:32:25
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
2:32:25
SPEAKER_01: And he was.
2:32:26
SPEAKER_01: He was a rebel.
2:32:27
SPEAKER_01: The rebel in the FTG or whatever.
2:32:30
SPEAKER_01: He was definitely wild.
2:32:31
SPEAKER_01: And therein lies the same reason Tommy Lee was getting so much pussy.
2:32:37
SPEAKER_01: Wasn't because he was an overly good looking dude, but he was wild as fuck.
2:32:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:32:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, he carried it well.
2:32:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:32:47
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:32:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, Chris Holmes.
2:32:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:32:51
SPEAKER_02: But, but you look at Robin Crosby,
2:32:53
SPEAKER_02: he was in the same,
2:32:55
SPEAKER_02: same camp, you know, as far as, you know, the, the imagery is concerned.
2:33:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:33:02
SPEAKER_01: Did Robin Crosby get a lot of pussy?
2:33:04
SPEAKER_02: I, well, he got Tawny Katane.
2:33:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
2:33:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:33:09
SPEAKER_02: And she was like, you know, the sex kitten for MTV videos.
2:33:17
SPEAKER_01: She was another one that was throwing that pussy to anybody
2:33:19
SPEAKER_01: that fucking could play guitar
2:33:21
SPEAKER_02: or sing.
2:33:22
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:33:23
SPEAKER_02: And now she's dead.
2:33:24
SPEAKER_01: Now she's dead.
2:33:30
SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
2:33:32
SPEAKER_02: All those.
2:33:33
SPEAKER_02: Robin Crosby is dead.
2:33:35
SPEAKER_01: Mm hmm.
2:33:36
SPEAKER_02: Tawny Contain is dead.
2:33:38
SPEAKER_01: Who would have thought, and Chris Holmes is still alive?
2:33:42
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
2:33:42
SPEAKER_01: Who would have thought that would be the case?
2:33:44
SPEAKER_02: And David Coverdale married her,
2:33:49
SPEAKER_02: which he still claims to this day was the biggest mistake of his life.
2:33:54
SPEAKER_02: I'll say.
2:33:55
SPEAKER_02: And she beat John, what was the guy?
2:33:59
SPEAKER_02: Chuck Finley.
2:34:00
SPEAKER_02: Chuck Finley with a shoe.
2:34:02
SPEAKER_01: Beat him with a shoe.
2:34:05
SPEAKER_02: She married.
2:34:06
SPEAKER_01: Chuck Finley married her.
2:34:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:34:09
SPEAKER_01: Why would you marry these pass-around broads?
2:34:14
SPEAKER_01: When you know that they've fucked five major stars, why would you marry them?
2:34:23
SPEAKER_01: No matter how hot they are.
2:34:26
SPEAKER_01: Heather Locklear.
2:34:29
SPEAKER_01: In her prime, one of the top two or three hottest ever.
2:34:34
SPEAKER_01: Inner Prime, 25 years old.
2:34:37
SPEAKER_01: She was gorgeous.
2:34:39
SPEAKER_01: She was.
2:34:41
SPEAKER_01: A thousand percent not Marian material.
2:34:44
SPEAKER_01: A thousand percent.
2:34:47
SPEAKER_01: She jumped around from bed to bed, too, didn't she?
2:34:50
SPEAKER_02: She got both Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora,
2:34:53
SPEAKER_02: two of the top, you know, the hottest properties and rock there were.
2:34:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:34:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:35:02
SPEAKER_01: Somehow I think that had to do with the hotness of their wallet more than
2:35:06
SPEAKER_01: the hotness of their look.
2:35:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, even your darling, Pamela Lee.
2:35:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:35:14
SPEAKER_02: It's not marriage material.
2:35:16
SPEAKER_02: No, but she got Tommy Lee.
2:35:19
SPEAKER_02: She got Kid Rock.
2:35:21
SPEAKER_02: Who else did she get?
2:35:24
SPEAKER_01: She's been with quite a few.
2:35:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:35:28
SPEAKER_01: I can't think of it.
2:35:29
SPEAKER_01: Let's look her up.
2:35:32
SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson, Famous Relationships.
2:35:41
SPEAKER_01: Relationships.
2:35:48
SPEAKER_02: Well, what I find funny about her is that,
2:35:50
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:35:51
SPEAKER_02: after the glitz and the glamour and The money and the fame and all this other stuff.
2:35:57
SPEAKER_02: Now she does this whole stripped down look with no makeup and all this other shit.
2:36:02
SPEAKER_02: And then, oh, I just live in a very modest little cabin back in my home country of Canada.
2:36:09
SPEAKER_02: And I live a very wholesome life and I just eat dandelion salad.
2:36:16
SPEAKER_01: Dude, she's on Substack.
2:36:18
SPEAKER_01: I follow her on Substack.
2:36:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you follow her?
2:36:21
SPEAKER_01: Of course I do.
2:36:22
SPEAKER_01: She's Pamela Anderson.
2:36:25
SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson.
2:36:25
SPEAKER_01: At some point, I've asked her a couple times about doing an interview with her.
2:36:29
SPEAKER_01: I would love to speak to her.
2:36:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, who wouldn't?
2:36:33
SPEAKER_01: And I would be very respectful.
2:36:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's like my number one.
2:36:36
SPEAKER_02: She's had a very storied career, obviously.
2:36:41
SPEAKER_01: I honestly think that would be one that I'm a mumbling, stumbling idiot.
2:36:47
SPEAKER_01: Pam, I used to jerk off to you.
2:36:54
SPEAKER_02: And she goes, what a surprise.
2:36:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, shocking, you and everybody else.
2:36:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so shocking.
2:36:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:36:59
SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson, notable relationships.
2:37:04
SPEAKER_01: Tommy Lee, Scott Baio.
2:37:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Scott, I forgot about him.
2:37:11
SPEAKER_01: Kelly Slater from Baywatch.
2:37:14
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:37:15
SPEAKER_01: Kid Rock.
2:37:16
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:37:17
SPEAKER_01: Rick Salomon, the same guy that fucked Paris Hilton.
2:37:21
SPEAKER_02: Don't know that guy.
2:37:23
SPEAKER_01: Eh.
2:37:24
SPEAKER_01: Huge dick, didn't know what to do with it, but at least I know that from the Pam video.
2:37:30
SPEAKER_02: I'll take your word for it.
2:37:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:37:32
SPEAKER_01: It's a celebrity.
2:37:33
SPEAKER_01: You know I watched it.
2:37:36
SPEAKER_01: Dan Hayhurst, her former bodyguard, and then Liam Neeson last year.
2:37:44
SPEAKER_02: See?
2:37:45
SPEAKER_02: So movie star, rock star, rock star.
2:37:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:37:50
SPEAKER_01: Famous people.
2:37:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:37:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:37:54
SPEAKER_01: She's a star fucker.
2:37:57
SPEAKER_01: Not good on her.
2:37:58
SPEAKER_01: She probably had a good time.
2:38:00
SPEAKER_01: They fucked the beauty out of her.
2:38:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, how old is she now?
2:38:07
SPEAKER_02: She's 50-something?
2:38:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's probably my age.
2:38:12
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
2:38:13
SPEAKER_01: Pamela Anderson is 59.
2:38:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so she's 60.
2:38:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:38:20
SPEAKER_01: She'll be 60 in July.
2:38:22
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:38:24
SPEAKER_02: So, so when, you know, even though she could still doll up if she wanted to.
2:38:30
SPEAKER_01: And she did in the Naked Gun movie.
2:38:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, again, I didn't see that.
2:38:35
SPEAKER_01: She prettied herself up some.
2:38:37
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:38:38
SPEAKER_02: But, but now, you know, now she's a good wholesome girl.
2:38:41
SPEAKER_02: She, well, I'm going back to my roots.
2:38:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm, you know,
2:38:45
SPEAKER_02: living on my parents' property and a little guest house and,
2:38:50
SPEAKER_02: I don't wear makeup anymore.
2:38:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm not the hot bombshell that people knew me for.
2:38:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm just a neighbor lady who makes cookies for the neighbor kids.
2:39:04
SPEAKER_01: You know what the thing is with her, too, now?
2:39:07
SPEAKER_01: It's not that she can't be pretty.
2:39:10
SPEAKER_01: Because she still has that pretty face.
2:39:13
SPEAKER_01: When she smiles, she's a pretty... Let me see if this is good.
2:39:18
SPEAKER_02: Well, she's got naturally beautiful features.
2:39:23
SPEAKER_01: She's beautiful.
2:39:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but, you know, again, you know, they make makeup for a reason.
2:39:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:39:31
SPEAKER_02: You know,
2:39:32
SPEAKER_02: so when you,
2:39:34
SPEAKER_02: you know,
2:39:34
SPEAKER_02: put on a little lipstick,
2:39:35
SPEAKER_02: you put on a little face paint,
2:39:38
SPEAKER_02: you know, whatever, you can bring those features out.
2:39:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:39:44
SPEAKER_01: I wish she would stop with the Marilyn Monroe hair now, though.
2:39:47
SPEAKER_01: Because that looks fucking awful.
2:39:50
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that really looks bad on her.
2:39:53
SPEAKER_01: It's not a look she can pull.
2:39:55
SPEAKER_01: She has to have long hair.
2:39:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry we spent too many years looking at her being hot with long hair.
2:40:02
SPEAKER_01: She cannot have short hair now.
2:40:03
SPEAKER_01: And she's rocking the short hair and it looks like shit.
2:40:09
SPEAKER_01: It just looks like shit.
2:40:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to put this picture up.
2:40:13
SPEAKER_01: I know in advance this is a horrible picture.
2:40:18
SPEAKER_01: But it's what she's putting out there.
2:40:20
SPEAKER_01: This is one that she sold.
2:40:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what I'm saying.
2:40:25
SPEAKER_02: No makeup, no hair done, no nothing.
2:40:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm just a plain, I'm just a simple girl.
2:40:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm just rediscovering my roots.
2:40:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm just sort of just simple.
2:40:38
SPEAKER_02: You lived a life that 100 women would do anything to live.
2:40:45
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
2:40:46
SPEAKER_02: So stop with the, you know, I'm just going back to my roots now.
2:40:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:40:53
SPEAKER_01: Believe me,
2:40:53
SPEAKER_01: Pam, I'm not reading your poetry on Substack because you fucking grow carrots.
2:41:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm doing it because I enjoyed watching you suck Tommy Lee's cock on
2:41:05
SPEAKER_01: that fucking boat and taking a railing on that boat.
2:41:10
SPEAKER_01: That's why.
2:41:12
SPEAKER_01: And I enjoyed you to no end in the Greatest Pamela Anderson movie of all time.
2:41:18
SPEAKER_01: No, not barbed wire, people.
2:41:20
SPEAKER_01: Let me introduce you,
2:41:22
SPEAKER_01: if you guys are so inclined to find it,
2:41:25
SPEAKER_01: Naked Souls, the greatest Pam Anderson movie of all time.
2:41:30
SPEAKER_01: Because in Naked Souls,
2:41:33
SPEAKER_01: there are two main characters,
2:41:37
SPEAKER_01: one real old guy, one's a 20-year-old guy, and they change minds with each other.
2:41:42
SPEAKER_01: But there's a scene,
2:41:43
SPEAKER_01: Pam's an artist,
2:41:45
SPEAKER_01: and at some point they just dump her in this thing of clay
2:41:49
SPEAKER_01: and just spend like 10 minutes rubbing clay on those perfect tits.
2:41:55
SPEAKER_01: God damn it, it's one of the sexiest fucking scenes in the history of movies.
2:41:59
SPEAKER_01: It really was a sexy, sexy fucking scene.
2:42:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, I'm not about that anymore.
2:42:06
SPEAKER_02: That's not really me.
2:42:09
SPEAKER_02: I just like to grow vegetables.
2:42:12
SPEAKER_02: I have a garden now.
2:42:15
SPEAKER_02: My day starts at 6 a.m. in the morning, and I have some herbal tea.
2:42:21
SPEAKER_02: Then I walk my chihuahua, and we just enjoy the fresh air and the sunshine.
2:42:28
SPEAKER_02: Then I pick my garden.
2:42:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, Pam...
2:42:37
SPEAKER_01: No offense, but I really couldn't give a shit what you're growing in your garden.
2:42:42
SPEAKER_01: I only care about the dirty, sexual Pam Anderson that we used to know.
2:42:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's just not me anymore.
2:42:50
SPEAKER_02: That's not part of my life anymore.
2:42:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually practicing abstinence at this point.
2:42:58
SPEAKER_02: And this pussy is not for sale.
2:43:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's unfortunate because that's the one thing I was willing to pay.
2:43:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, that's in the past.
2:43:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm the new Pam.
2:43:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, great.
2:43:13
SPEAKER_01: Farmer Pam.
2:43:14
SPEAKER_01: Wonderful.
2:43:16
SPEAKER_01: And I will agree with Scooby.
2:43:18
SPEAKER_01: He's remembering her shows, VIP, which was not good.
2:43:22
SPEAKER_01: But Stacked was pretty goddamn good.
2:43:24
SPEAKER_01: Did you ever watch that show, Stacked?
2:43:26
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:43:27
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think I did.
2:43:29
SPEAKER_01: It was good.
2:43:30
SPEAKER_01: It was really good.
2:43:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take your word for it.
2:43:33
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sure you could watch it on Tubi or something.
2:43:35
SPEAKER_01: I think it had one season that got canceled.
2:43:39
SPEAKER_01: But she was kind of a, it was like a comedy.
2:43:42
SPEAKER_01: And she was pretty good at being funny.
2:43:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:43:45
SPEAKER_01: Not a bad show.
2:43:46
SPEAKER_01: Plus, she was sexy as fuck.
2:43:47
SPEAKER_01: That's when she was still in the world.
2:43:49
SPEAKER_02: See, Chris, this is what I'm trying to get away from.
2:43:53
SPEAKER_02: I want you to know me from me.
2:43:57
SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm just a simple girl from Canada.
2:43:59
SPEAKER_02: You know, I started out as the tool time girl with, you know, Tim Allen.
2:44:07
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, that was just innocent, good fun for me.
2:44:11
SPEAKER_02: And I just got caught up with the hoopla and got into the whole Hollywood thing.
2:44:17
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, it was a big mistake.
2:44:19
SPEAKER_02: And I really regret it.
2:44:21
SPEAKER_02: And I just...
2:44:23
SPEAKER_02: You know, I just kind of long for my roots back here in Canada.
2:44:27
SPEAKER_01: I can't tell you how many times when she was on Tool Time, I just wanted to lube her chassis.
2:44:33
SPEAKER_01: I mean, Jesus.
2:44:35
SPEAKER_01: She was,
2:44:36
SPEAKER_01: honestly,
2:44:37
SPEAKER_01: and we'll jump off of Pam and I don't know what we got here,
2:44:40
SPEAKER_01: but she was hotter then than after she got the tits.
2:44:48
SPEAKER_01: Do you agree or disagree?
2:44:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:44:51
SPEAKER_02: She was cute.
2:44:52
SPEAKER_02: Very cute.
2:44:53
SPEAKER_02: She was the girl next door.
2:44:54
SPEAKER_02: Cute, you know?
2:44:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she was.
2:44:58
SPEAKER_01: Those Tool Time episodes where she's there and she's wearing the, what do you call that?
2:45:03
SPEAKER_01: The overalls or whatever?
2:45:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the overalls.
2:45:08
SPEAKER_01: With the tight t-shirt where you got a lot of side boob action looking?
2:45:13
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:45:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
2:45:15
SPEAKER_01: And she was, even outside of the body.
2:45:19
SPEAKER_01: She had a beautiful fucking face at that point.
2:45:24
SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't know.
2:45:25
SPEAKER_01: What do you think happened to her face?
2:45:28
SPEAKER_01: Think she just slept wrong and woke up and that's it?
2:45:32
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:45:33
SPEAKER_02: She just doesn't wear foundation anymore.
2:45:37
SPEAKER_01: She doesn't look like she's had like Too much work on her face.
2:45:40
SPEAKER_02: No, she looks pretty natural,
2:45:43
SPEAKER_02: but she just doesn't wear foundation to cover up any imperfections, as it were.
2:45:52
SPEAKER_01: After as many celebrities as she's been through,
2:45:54
SPEAKER_01: do you think that pussy can tighten up around anything short of a fire hose?
2:46:00
SPEAKER_02: That's just unkind, Chris.
2:46:03
SPEAKER_01: I didn't say I was being kind.
2:46:05
SPEAKER_02: That's just not a very nice thing to say.
2:46:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't care what Pam does.
2:46:09
SPEAKER_01: She's always going to be 1995 Pam to me.
2:46:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, we here in Canada, we're Canada nice.
2:46:19
SPEAKER_02: We don't talk about that kind of thing.
2:46:21
SPEAKER_01: Now she's truly Canada dry.
2:46:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:46:31
SPEAKER_02: Why are you degrading my career?
2:46:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
2:46:37
SPEAKER_02: There are things that I weren't proud of.
2:46:40
SPEAKER_02: This is the new Pam.
2:46:41
SPEAKER_02: This is just me.
2:46:43
SPEAKER_01: Pam, you don't have a bigger fan than me.
2:46:48
SPEAKER_01: Trust me, Pam.
2:46:49
SPEAKER_01: How many people out there remember Naked Souls?
2:46:51
SPEAKER_01: Not many.
2:46:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm calling it the greatest work of Pamela Anderson.
2:46:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm a fan.
2:47:04
SPEAKER_01: She also gets fucked really hard against a fence in that movie.
2:47:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's great.
2:47:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, that's why
2:47:09
SPEAKER_01: you like this.
2:47:10
SPEAKER_01: It is.
2:47:12
SPEAKER_01: Nothing like those big perfect titties being squished through a fucking fence.
2:47:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, Chris, these weren't perfect titties.
2:47:20
SPEAKER_02: They weren't always these perfect.
2:47:22
SPEAKER_02: They were when I saw them.
2:47:27
SPEAKER_01: They were when me and the rest of the world was appreciating them, Pam.
2:47:31
SPEAKER_01: They really were.
2:47:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, we've done things in our careers that we're not always proud of.
2:47:38
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, I just wish you could just, you know, forget about those things.
2:47:42
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:47:43
SPEAKER_02: You know, just concentrate on where I am today.
2:47:46
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:47:47
SPEAKER_01: Then tell me a poem about growing fucking green beans.
2:47:52
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Pam.
2:47:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm waiting.
2:47:56
I'm waiting.
2:48:00
SPEAKER_01: All right, enough about fucking Pam.
2:48:04
SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
2:48:05
SPEAKER_02: I know you have an obsession.
2:48:07
SPEAKER_01: I love her, but I will probably watch Naked Souls when I go to sleep tonight.
2:48:14
SPEAKER_01: Dick in hand.
2:48:20
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
2:48:20
SPEAKER_01: I hate when all of these people, and it's not just her.
2:48:24
SPEAKER_01: I mean, even when these music people or whatever,
2:48:27
SPEAKER_01: when they just decide that they're not going to be what they They were.
2:48:33
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
2:48:34
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
2:48:35
SPEAKER_01: Then be out of the public spotlight completely.
2:48:39
SPEAKER_01: If you don't want to be sexy Pam anymore, then drop them out of the fucking spotlight.
2:48:44
SPEAKER_01: Don't still be doing movies.
2:48:46
SPEAKER_01: Don't be fucking out there doing interviews and publicly fucking Liam Neeson and all
2:48:52
SPEAKER_01: that other shit.
2:48:56
SPEAKER_01: Be anonymous.
2:49:00
SPEAKER_01: Because anytime I see Pamela Anderson,
2:49:02
SPEAKER_01: believe me,
2:49:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking about that opening scene of Barbed Wire where she's swinging around
2:49:07
SPEAKER_01: and they're throwing buckets of water on her naked.
2:49:11
SPEAKER_01: That's good television.
2:49:16
SPEAKER_02: That's good Chris-a-vision.
2:49:18
SPEAKER_01: It is.
2:49:19
SPEAKER_02: That's not who I am today, Chris.
2:49:21
SPEAKER_01: It's better than this-a-vision that's on the screen, that's for sure.
2:49:27
SPEAKER_01: This lady here looks like she should also be saying, should I vacuum the curtains?
2:49:32
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:49:32
SPEAKER_01: She looks like a maid.
2:49:34
Yeah.
2:49:36
SPEAKER_02: Well, this is who I really am, Chris.
2:49:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm just a simple country girl who lives in the backwoods of Canada,
2:49:44
SPEAKER_02: you know, on my parents' farm.
2:49:49
SPEAKER_01: Do you think when you get to have sex with Pam for the first time, it's still a thrill?
2:49:56
SPEAKER_01: Or is it a disappointment?
2:49:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's ask Kid Rock,
2:49:59
SPEAKER_02: who says he contracted hepatitis C from Pam Anderson through Tommy Lee.
2:50:10
SPEAKER_02: How's my dick taste, Tommy?
2:50:14
SPEAKER_01: Tastes like a blood pathogen problem.
2:50:16
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
2:50:18
SPEAKER_02: It's like, yeah, no thanks.
2:50:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:50:20
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:50:23
SPEAKER_01: I think I might triple bag it and still go for it.
2:50:28
SPEAKER_02: Don't want any of that chlamydia or whatever it is that seeps in.
2:50:32
SPEAKER_02: Don't want any of that.
2:50:34
SPEAKER_01: Get it one size too big so I can tuck the balls in or something.
2:50:37
SPEAKER_02: Right.
2:50:39
SPEAKER_02: You've got to get a normal condom with a magnum on top.
2:50:42
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
2:50:46
SPEAKER_02: Please.
2:50:48
SPEAKER_02: Come on, for the story.
2:50:51
SPEAKER_02: It's Pam Anderson.
2:50:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for the story.
2:50:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'd go.
2:50:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm saying for you, that's Pam Anderson.
2:50:57
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:50:58
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:50:59
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:51:00
SPEAKER_02: She's been run through, man.
2:51:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't do chicks that have been run through.
2:51:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't care how famous they are.
2:51:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's Pam Anderson.
2:51:10
SPEAKER_02: Your boy Kid Rock.
2:51:12
SPEAKER_02: I know you're a big Kid Rock fan, but he shed that like fleas.
2:51:22
SPEAKER_01: He did, but it still took him four years to shake that flea off him.
2:51:26
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:51:29
SPEAKER_01: You know, I think Pam, I would probably still date.
2:51:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:51:36
SPEAKER_01: I was so, I mean, she was it for me.
2:51:39
SPEAKER_01: She was, and I've said this before on the show, she was my number one forever.
2:51:44
SPEAKER_01: And I think she still is, even though she, I don't know.
2:51:49
SPEAKER_01: Even though she's older.
2:51:50
SPEAKER_01: Looks like my mom's friends or something.
2:51:52
SPEAKER_02: Even though she's older than me.
2:51:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm down with her.
2:51:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm down with her.
2:51:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm all about Pam Anderson.
2:52:01
SPEAKER_02: I still am.
2:52:01
SPEAKER_02: I still would be.
2:52:03
SPEAKER_02: Even though Borat chased her across a parking lot, I'm still down with her.
2:52:07
SPEAKER_01: Don't care.
2:52:09
SPEAKER_01: Don't care.
2:52:12
SPEAKER_01: She'd be worth the Hep C fucking, not getting it, not getting it, but the risk.
2:52:20
SPEAKER_01: She'd be worth taking the risk.
2:52:22
SPEAKER_01: She's Pam Anderson.
2:52:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be dead in 10 years anyway.
2:52:25
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck difference does it make?
2:52:30
SPEAKER_01: Am I going to die a little sooner?
2:52:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I died banging pants.
2:52:38
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:52:42
SPEAKER_01: I died having some semblance of those perfect titties rubbing on my fucking face.
2:52:48
SPEAKER_01: You're damn right I did.
2:52:54
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:52:57
SPEAKER_01: And that, my friends, is that.
2:52:59
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:53:03
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:53:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, we're going to play a few tunes.
2:53:05
SPEAKER_02: We'll come back and we'll wrap up the show.
2:53:06
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
2:53:07
SPEAKER_01: Sounds good to me.
2:53:09
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:53:10
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:53:10
SPEAKER_02: Jackal wants to hear something from Aerosmith.
2:53:14
SPEAKER_02: He'd like to hear a...
2:53:18
SPEAKER_02: FM radio staple.
2:53:19
SPEAKER_02: I feel like Bill Lewis here with announcing this song.
2:53:23
SPEAKER_02: It's Aerosmith right here on your classic metal show,
2:53:27
SPEAKER_02: WNCX, with some Back in the Saddle again from the Rocks album.
2:53:35
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
2:53:35
SPEAKER_01: Digging deep into the catalog.
2:53:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:53:38
SPEAKER_02: Digging deep.
2:53:39
SPEAKER_02: It is their boss hit-bound single, Back in the Saddle, for Jackal, exclusively here.
2:53:44
SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.
2:53:46
[music]
2:53:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm a big baseball fan.
2:53:58
SPEAKER_00: It's always weird when you're watching baseball, especially on TV.
2:54:00
SPEAKER_00: Between every pitch, they cut to somebody in the crowd watching the game.
2:54:05
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm already watching the game.
2:54:06
SPEAKER_00: Why am I looking at somebody else watching the game?
2:54:10
SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing the same thing.
2:54:11
SPEAKER_00: That'd be like if you guys were at the game and they cut to me on my couch watching the game.
2:54:16
SPEAKER_00: You'd be like, who's this asshole?
2:54:17
SPEAKER_00: Why am I looking at him?
2:54:20
SPEAKER_00: Imagine if I didn't know the camera was on me.
2:54:22
SPEAKER_00: I was in the middle of my f***ing, you know?
2:54:26
SPEAKER_00: You guys have seen it.
2:54:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, wow, this guy must be a really big fan.
2:54:29
SPEAKER_00: Damn.
2:54:31
SPEAKER_00: He's jerked off to a double.
2:54:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like the third inning of a Met game.
2:54:38
SPEAKER_00: It's nothing, nothing.
2:54:39
SPEAKER_00: They cut to a woman praying in the crowd.
2:54:41
SPEAKER_00: It's like, really, ladies, are we doing?
2:54:42
SPEAKER_00: You're praying for a hit?
2:54:45
SPEAKER_00: Man, we've got two wars going on.
2:54:46
SPEAKER_00: Get your priorities straight here with your prayers.
2:54:48
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, you think God's going to answer those prayers?
2:54:52
SPEAKER_00: Because she's got the prayer hands up, so she means business.
2:54:56
SPEAKER_00: Cause according to the lore, like, God's watching everybody at all times, right?
2:55:00
SPEAKER_00: So he seems like he's pretty busy.
2:55:01
SPEAKER_00: You know, he's probably got an assistant helping him out.
2:55:06
SPEAKER_00: You know, an assistant goes up to, hey, God, I hate the body of it.
2:55:09
SPEAKER_00: It's a woman at the Met game.
2:55:13
SPEAKER_00: It's not the nothing in the third inning she's bringing for a single.
2:55:15
SPEAKER_00: What should I do?
2:55:17
SPEAKER_00: God be like, are you serious?
2:55:18
SPEAKER_00: He's like, yeah.
2:55:19
SPEAKER_00: He's like, you know what?
2:55:20
SPEAKER_00: F*** her.
2:55:20
SPEAKER_00: Give her a flat tire and no way home.
2:55:21
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
2:55:26
SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is Augusta Nielsen, Glam from WayGuan, you're listening to and watching CMS TV.
2:55:43
SPEAKER_02: From the Hall of the Mountain King release that is Sabotage with 24 Hours to Go.
2:55:48
SPEAKER_02: That one going out by request to the Hardy Boy.
2:55:53
SPEAKER_02: Just before that, we heard Wasp with the Manimal.
2:55:57
SPEAKER_02: That's for George from Sydney.
2:55:59
SPEAKER_02: Dirty Honey, brand new stuff in there with Lights Out for John Phillips.
2:56:04
SPEAKER_02: Billy Squire, the Big Beat for Ben Benjamin.
2:56:10
SPEAKER_02: Aerosmith with Back in the Saddle for Jackal.
2:56:13
SPEAKER_02: Kicking off that block.
2:56:15
SPEAKER_01: There we go.
2:56:16
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
2:56:17
SPEAKER_02: So there you are.
2:56:18
SPEAKER_02: Some interesting picks there.
2:56:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:56:22
SPEAKER_02: There's some criticisms of the Sabotage song being played.
2:56:27
SPEAKER_02: But it's a request.
2:56:30
SPEAKER_02: It's a request.
2:56:31
SPEAKER_02: What do you want me to do?
2:56:33
SPEAKER_02: Dude, do you always got to play that Sabotage song?
2:56:36
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
2:56:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, Hardy Boy, you're in the line of fire.
2:56:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm just the lowly DJ guy who plays your requests because you paid us a buck and a quarter.
2:56:49
SPEAKER_01: Dude, you never play anything from Streets of Magellan,
2:56:53
SPEAKER_01: but the far wake of Magellan, you don't play any of it.
2:56:58
SPEAKER_01: You're not really a true fan, you're a poser.
2:57:02
SPEAKER_01: Shit.
2:57:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man, you just picked the most popular tracks.
2:57:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's next?
2:57:07
SPEAKER_02: All of the Mountain King, faggot.
2:57:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm with Jim Florentine about the people who leave Yelp reviews.
2:57:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck them.
2:57:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:57:23
SPEAKER_02: I hate you, cunts.
2:57:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck them.
2:57:25
SPEAKER_01: They don't matter.
2:57:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:57:28
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:57:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, we got about 40 minutes to go.
2:57:32
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
2:57:33
SPEAKER_02: So do you want to just do some fun stuff?
2:57:37
SPEAKER_02: We can.
2:57:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, I had the thing that was going to cover what I put on the thing, but it doesn't matter.
2:57:46
SPEAKER_01: No, no, you can go ahead.
2:57:47
SPEAKER_01: If you've got funnier stuff, this is not funny.
2:57:50
SPEAKER_01: This is just kind of, I have no problem changing the graphic.
2:57:55
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter.
2:57:56
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:57:57
SPEAKER_01: Go with your stuff.
2:57:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't think we want to go through a list of 10 bands that should retire, do we?
2:58:04
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:58:05
SPEAKER_02: I think that horse has been beaten to death on the internet.
2:58:09
SPEAKER_01: I know, but I'm going for clicks, man.
2:58:13
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:58:14
SPEAKER_01: Not really.
2:58:15
SPEAKER_01: That's why I'm like, fuck it, just change it.
2:58:17
SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
2:58:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
2:58:18
SPEAKER_02: Well, a couple of these things came from suggestions from CMS fans.
2:58:23
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:58:24
SPEAKER_02: And they might be worthy.
2:58:26
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:58:27
SPEAKER_02: So Four Heady Trunks sends in this video, I guess.
2:58:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:58:36
SPEAKER_02: A husband is accused of taping his wife to a chair to watch football.
2:58:43
SPEAKER_01: I heard about this story.
2:58:44
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was bullshit, but apparently it's not, huh?
2:58:49
SPEAKER_02: It's actually made the news.
2:58:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to shoot you over the link because there's an actual video.
2:58:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:58:57
SPEAKER_02: Of, I guess, the guy being in a jumpsuit, like a jail suit.
2:59:08
SPEAKER_02: For taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football.
2:59:14
SPEAKER_02: At least the reason was good.
2:59:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, Foreheady Trunk thought this would be a good subject because you're
2:59:22
SPEAKER_02: a big football fan, a big Browns fan.
2:59:25
SPEAKER_01: Was she running her yap?
2:59:27
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
2:59:29
SPEAKER_01: Not guilty.
2:59:33
SPEAKER_02: He's not guilty, that is.
2:59:34
SPEAKER_01: He's not guilty.
2:59:36
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
2:59:38
SPEAKER_02: But Foreheady Trunk goes on to say, let me see here.
2:59:42
SPEAKER_02: He sent me kind of a detailed email here.
2:59:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:59:49
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
2:59:51
SPEAKER_02: Between Chris's ex-wife and your troublesome exes,
2:59:56
SPEAKER_02: I thought the two of you could relate to this guy.
2:59:58
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I'll be able to catch the show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
3:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
3:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, hopefully I'll be able to catch the Halloween edition of the CMS on the following week.
3:00:11
SPEAKER_01: The link did not come through on this thing.
3:00:13
SPEAKER_02: Didn't come through?
3:00:14
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
3:00:15
SPEAKER_01: The email did, but the link did not.
3:00:17
SPEAKER_02: Huh.
3:00:18
SPEAKER_02: All right.
3:00:22
SPEAKER_02: Let me see.
3:00:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to copy this link and I'm going to send it in a separate email.
3:00:31
All right.
3:00:32
SPEAKER_02: Copy, compose, Chris.
3:00:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to do this on the fly real quick.
3:00:45
SPEAKER_02: And football.
3:00:51
SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to send.
3:00:54
SPEAKER_02: Just send it again.
3:00:55
SPEAKER_02: So hopefully you'll get this.
3:00:57
SPEAKER_02: But anyway,
3:00:58
SPEAKER_02: some guy wants to watch football and peace on a Sunday
3:01:01
SPEAKER_02: and his wife just won't let him.
3:01:04
SPEAKER_02: So he just taped her to a chair and said, I'm watching football, bitch.
3:01:10
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:01:13
SPEAKER_01: Like, all right, fine.
3:01:15
SPEAKER_02: Did you get it?
3:01:16
SPEAKER_02: I got it.
3:01:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
3:01:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
3:01:21
SPEAKER_02: Let's see what the story is here.
3:01:25
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
3:01:25
SPEAKER_02: Husband accused of taping his wife to a chair to watch football.
3:01:30
SPEAKER_02: That's a good plan.
3:01:31
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's see.
3:01:32
SPEAKER_02: So this guy just wants to watch a game.
3:01:35
SPEAKER_02: Who can blame him?
3:01:37
SPEAKER_02: As opposed to going to Home Depot to pick up, what, mulching and shit?
3:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Mulching, yeah, you got to get the lawn ready for the winter.
3:01:47
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, I just want to watch football.
3:01:50
SPEAKER_01: Leave me alone.
3:01:51
SPEAKER_01: He's probably sitting home.
3:01:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
3:01:54
SPEAKER_01: Where's this guy from?
3:01:54
SPEAKER_01: Virginia?
3:01:55
SPEAKER_02: Virginia.
3:01:56
SPEAKER_01: He's probably like, I just want to watch the fucking Commanders.
3:02:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised you actually let that come out of your mouth.
3:02:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I'm trying to.
3:02:06
SPEAKER_01: It's the new me.
3:02:10
SPEAKER_02: You've evolved as a male, as Jim Florentine says.
3:02:15
SPEAKER_01: Believe me, when Jim sees this replay, I'll get a text.
3:02:18
SPEAKER_01: You actually said commanders.
3:02:21
SPEAKER_01: No, it won't.
3:02:22
SPEAKER_01: It'll have two words.
3:02:23
SPEAKER_01: It'll have commanders.
3:02:24
SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
3:02:33
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
3:02:37
SPEAKER_03: A lot of people talking tonight.
3:02:38
SPEAKER_03: One man in Virginia might have gone too far in his goal for a stress-free football Sunday.
3:02:46
SPEAKER_01: What artist painted those fucking eyelashes?
3:02:50
SPEAKER_02: How about this?
3:02:52
SPEAKER_02: She, as a female broadcaster, a stress-free Sunday afternoon watching football.
3:03:02
SPEAKER_02: So what is she just admitting to?
3:03:06
SPEAKER_01: Women are fucking a pain in the ass.
3:03:09
SPEAKER_02: They're a pain in the ass, stress-free.
3:03:13
SPEAKER_02: Look at those
3:03:14
SPEAKER_01: eyelashes.
3:03:15
SPEAKER_02: I see that.
3:03:18
SPEAKER_01: Those are a fucking Picasso, not anything human.
3:03:23
SPEAKER_02: She looks like she's like one taco away from just tipping the scales.
3:03:27
SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
3:03:28
SPEAKER_01: She's three tacos away from launching.
3:03:34
SPEAKER_01: She's about ready for, what, second lunch or whatever.
3:03:38
SPEAKER_02: She's got the fill.
3:03:41
SPEAKER_02: I've been filling out a little bit.
3:03:44
SPEAKER_01: They had to get somebody as big as a linebacker to do a story
3:03:47
SPEAKER_01: about this guy watching linebackers, apparently.
3:03:49
SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
3:03:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a thick one.
3:03:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:03:54
SPEAKER_01: My goodness.
3:03:55
SPEAKER_02: She's a thick one.
3:03:57
SPEAKER_02: She is a thick one.
3:03:59
SPEAKER_02: I agree with you.
3:04:01
SPEAKER_02: Is that a bad way to say it?
3:04:02
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm just saying that she's getting close to... She better just lay off the... Everything.
3:04:13
SPEAKER_01: All right, let's see what Chubbsy has to say here.
3:04:22
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
3:04:24
SPEAKER_03: He
3:04:27
SPEAKER_03: was arrested and charged for allegedly taping his wife to a chair in the basement
3:04:32
SPEAKER_03: so he could watch the games and what he said was peace.
3:04:36
SPEAKER_03: Hannah, thanks for coming on to talk about this.
3:04:39
SPEAKER_03: What happened here?
3:04:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, any time, Katie.
3:04:41
SPEAKER_03: And these are some of the most bizarre stories that I tell you,
3:04:44
SPEAKER_03: and this is certainly one of them.
3:04:46
SPEAKER_03: A Virginia man that you mentioned,
3:04:48
SPEAKER_03: Terry Ward,
3:04:49
SPEAKER_03: he just wanted to watch the game in peace, but allegedly that took a very
3:04:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm not even listening to this story.
3:04:59
SPEAKER_01: I can't stop watching these people.
3:05:03
SPEAKER_02: He allegedly wanted to watch the game in peace.
3:05:09
SPEAKER_01: Meanwhile, you got this fucking used to be a guy telling the story.
3:05:14
SPEAKER_01: Jeez.
3:05:18
SPEAKER_01: It's ma'am.
3:05:23
SPEAKER_02: Holy cow.
3:05:25
SPEAKER_02: Here's what I want to know.
3:05:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to picture the scenario here.
3:05:32
SPEAKER_02: Number one, how did he get his wife down to the basement?
3:05:38
SPEAKER_02: Was she already down there doing laundry or something and he just like grabbed her
3:05:42
SPEAKER_02: and threw her into a chair and started duct taping her?
3:05:46
SPEAKER_02: No way.
3:05:47
SPEAKER_02: How did this even occur?
3:05:49
SPEAKER_02: I got the answer.
3:05:50
SPEAKER_02: I have the answer.
3:05:51
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:05:54
SPEAKER_01: He went with one of these,
3:05:55
SPEAKER_01: I've got to show you a trick, I want to play a game, let me show you something.
3:06:01
SPEAKER_01: This started with the wife saying,
3:06:05
SPEAKER_01: we've got to be over at Katie's at 2 o'clock for the baby shower or some bullshit.
3:06:11
SPEAKER_01: Some bullshit that he clearly doesn't want to be dealing with, right?
3:06:15
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
3:06:17
SPEAKER_01: And...
3:06:21
SPEAKER_01: He gets her and he's like, oh, I got to show you this.
3:06:22
SPEAKER_01: I got to show you this.
3:06:24
SPEAKER_01: And he goes to show her this and it's just this.
3:06:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, what do you think the show her this is?
3:06:31
SPEAKER_02: Sit down.
3:06:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to show you a trick.
3:06:33
SPEAKER_01: It's like the way John Wayne Gacy hooked up all his rape victims.
3:06:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to show you a trick with handcuffs.
3:06:41
SPEAKER_01: You know what the trick is?
3:06:42
SPEAKER_01: Having the key.
3:06:43
SPEAKER_01: You're fucked.
3:06:45
SPEAKER_01: So I'm sure he taped her down and then just left.
3:06:47
SPEAKER_02: And she's probably screaming up the stairs.
3:06:51
SPEAKER_02: I just want to figure out how in the hell,
3:06:53
SPEAKER_02: you know, he just, you know, had a, I'm assuming it was like duct tape.
3:07:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:07:00
SPEAKER_02: You know, something strong.
3:07:03
SPEAKER_02: So he had a roll of duct tape just like hidden and handy and just started taping her
3:07:10
SPEAKER_02: into a chair.
3:07:11
SPEAKER_01: He might have.
3:07:15
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what makes any more sense than that?
3:07:19
SPEAKER_02: You know, again, I'm trying to just picture the scenario.
3:07:25
SPEAKER_02: Well, a roll of duct tape.
3:07:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, I have to think that he tricked her into doing it.
3:07:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, he would have had to.
3:07:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't think he beat her into doing it.
3:07:41
SPEAKER_02: So he just, out of nowhere, he just produced a roll of duct tape and went.
3:07:48
SPEAKER_01: Might have had it sitting right next to the, yeah.
3:07:50
SPEAKER_01: He might have just had it sitting right there.
3:07:53
SPEAKER_01: Or again,
3:07:53
SPEAKER_01: if he said he was going to show her a magic trick or something,
3:07:56
SPEAKER_01: he could have the tape.
3:07:58
SPEAKER_01: He taped her up and goes, watch this.
3:07:59
SPEAKER_01: Now I'm going to disappear, bitch.
3:08:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm out of here.
3:08:04
SPEAKER_02: So he had just a roll of duct tape just hanging around.
3:08:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:08:09
SPEAKER_02: Watch this.
3:08:10
SPEAKER_02: Watch me disappear up the stairs.
3:08:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm going to go up and watch my flat screen and I'm going to watch my,
3:08:17
SPEAKER_02: as you said, the commanders.
3:08:20
SPEAKER_01: Watch me close the cellar door.
3:08:25
SPEAKER_01: Dumb bitch.
3:08:27
SPEAKER_01: All right, let's see what this guy has to say about this guy.
3:08:30
SPEAKER_03: All right.
3:08:32
SPEAKER_03: AI is just stealing from artists and eventually replacing musicians altogether.
3:08:37
SPEAKER_03: This episode of The Cut is only available to VIP subscribers on Locals.
3:08:47
SPEAKER_03: Disturbing turn very quickly.
3:08:48
SPEAKER_03: You're taking a look at his mugshot.
3:08:50
SPEAKER_03: Police were called to a Richmond home around 1130 Sunday night.
3:08:54
SPEAKER_03: Prime football watching.
3:08:56
SPEAKER_03: October 11th, it happened.
3:08:58
SPEAKER_03: But when police arrived, it was for a domestic disturbance.
3:09:01
SPEAKER_03: Virginia's What's wrong with that?
3:09:03
SPEAKER_03: So he left there for 30 to 45 minutes just so he could enjoy a little bit
3:09:05
SPEAKER_03: of football and a beer?
3:09:32
SPEAKER_01: Dude, this so reminds me,
3:09:33
SPEAKER_01: you remember the episode of Sons of Anarchy where they had the girl taped to
3:09:39
SPEAKER_01: the wheelchair in the basement?
3:09:41
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:09:42
SPEAKER_01: They brought Stephen King in.
3:09:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:09:44
SPEAKER_01: Stephen King's like, I want music.
3:09:48
SPEAKER_01: 80s hair metal.
3:09:51
SPEAKER_01: This guy, I want football.
3:09:54
SPEAKER_02: This just reminds me of Guns N' Roses.
3:09:57
SPEAKER_02: I used to love her.
3:10:00
SPEAKER_02: But I had to tape her.
3:10:02
SPEAKER_02: No, she bitched so much, she drove me nuts.
3:10:08
SPEAKER_01: And now she's taped down to the chair.
3:10:11
SPEAKER_01: I
3:10:16
SPEAKER_02: could not imagine living in a house, and you are a prime example.
3:10:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I did live in
3:10:24
SPEAKER_01: this house.
3:10:24
SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
3:10:25
SPEAKER_02: Living in a house with a woman that just drove you nuts.
3:10:29
SPEAKER_02: Dude.
3:10:30
SPEAKER_01: You know how bad it is when you want to really stretch out and watch fucking,
3:10:35
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, Law & Order, and instead you're getting a four-hour marathon of T.D.
3:10:40
SPEAKER_01: Jakes?
3:10:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
3:10:42
SPEAKER_01: That is fucking awful.
3:10:45
SPEAKER_01: Want to know why I'm so fucked up, people?
3:10:47
SPEAKER_01: That's why.
3:10:49
SPEAKER_01: I literally locked myself in with a lunatic for fucking 23 years.
3:10:54
SPEAKER_02: You lived in the lunatic fringe like Red Ryder.
3:10:57
SPEAKER_01: I really did.
3:10:59
SPEAKER_01: There was many a day that I wished I would die.
3:11:02
SPEAKER_01: And that's not even a lie.
3:11:05
SPEAKER_01: There was many a day that me and her would have an argument and I would just leave
3:11:10
SPEAKER_01: the room or whatever.
3:11:11
SPEAKER_01: So I didn't beat her up.
3:11:13
SPEAKER_01: And I literally would think there's a lot of times I just took off in the car
3:11:17
SPEAKER_01: and I was like, I am going to just drive right off that fucking bridge.
3:11:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:11:21
SPEAKER_02: You were like, you were the simple man from, uh, Junkyard.
3:11:26
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
3:11:26
SPEAKER_02: I grabbed my pack of cigarettes and my keys and I drove off into the night.
3:11:31
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:11:32
SPEAKER_01: I wanted,
3:11:33
SPEAKER_01: I wanted to be like that McKenzie,
3:11:35
SPEAKER_01: whatever,
3:11:35
SPEAKER_01: named McKenzie Schirrilla and just go a thousand miles an hour into a wall.
3:11:40
SPEAKER_01: Just be dead.
3:11:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't see anything wrong with this, to be honest.
3:11:46
SPEAKER_01: Not guilty.
3:11:50
SPEAKER_01: Not guilty.
3:11:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, here's the funny thing.
3:11:56
SPEAKER_02: The police were called at 1130 at night.
3:12:01
SPEAKER_02: Football is over at what time?
3:12:03
SPEAKER_01: No, right around then.
3:12:05
SPEAKER_01: Is it?
3:12:05
SPEAKER_01: It's over by then?
3:12:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because the eight game starts at, I think, 820.
3:12:10
SPEAKER_01: So when do you think he taped her up?
3:12:12
SPEAKER_01: 815.
3:12:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, they said 45 minutes?
3:12:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 30 to 45 minutes.
3:12:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to, I wish I knew what game it was because we could look it up.
3:12:25
SPEAKER_01: I wonder if it was like a really close game and she was being a total cunt.
3:12:32
SPEAKER_01: Come to bed, come to bed.
3:12:36
SPEAKER_01: I can't sleep when you're yelling at the TV watching the football.
3:12:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you fucking dicks.
3:12:42
SPEAKER_01: You should have went for the two points.
3:12:45
SPEAKER_01: And meanwhile, the game's like 27-24 or something.
3:12:49
SPEAKER_01: You know,
3:12:49
SPEAKER_01: it's like one of those games and she's like,
3:12:51
SPEAKER_01: if you don't come to bed,
3:12:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm just not going to fucking suck your dick this week or whatever
3:12:56
SPEAKER_01: the fuck she says.
3:12:58
SPEAKER_01: You think this girl who's taken to a chair
3:13:01
SPEAKER_02: is ever going to suck his dick?
3:13:02
SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
3:13:03
SPEAKER_01: That's probably a good point.
3:13:05
SPEAKER_02: You know, pretend he has a dick maybe.
3:13:07
SPEAKER_02: That didn't even happen the last time she was 16 in the back of his car.
3:13:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
3:13:15
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if she was sucking his dick on the regular, he wouldn't be taping her up.
3:13:20
SPEAKER_01: You'd have a reason to go to bed?
3:13:23
SPEAKER_01: There is truth to that.
3:13:25
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:13:26
SPEAKER_01: Let's see what we got here.
3:13:27
SPEAKER_03: Officers saw marks and tape residue all over her arms.
3:13:32
SPEAKER_03: All over?
3:13:32
SPEAKER_03: It also says the man admitted to tying his wife to a chair and placing her in the basement.
3:13:38
SPEAKER_03: He never denied it.
3:13:39
SPEAKER_03: Now, the claim that he went upstairs to watch football while she was restrained,
3:13:42
SPEAKER_03: that also comes from that report.
3:13:44
SPEAKER_03: Now, Terry Ward is charged with felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member.
3:13:49
SPEAKER_03: We should mention he has not been found guilty,
3:13:51
SPEAKER_03: but his next court appearance, that is scheduled for November 10th.
3:13:57
SPEAKER_01: How is that a misdemeanor?
3:13:58
SPEAKER_01: It's the same as stealing a pack of gum at a fucking grocery store.
3:14:09
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
3:14:12
SPEAKER_01: Felony abduction charges, though, that's going to be a killer.
3:14:16
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:14:17
SPEAKER_01: Here's the real question,
3:14:18
SPEAKER_01: and only because it's very clear that this guy is just a henpecked husband
3:14:23
SPEAKER_01: that snapped.
3:14:24
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
3:14:24
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
3:14:25
SPEAKER_01: They get back together, right?
3:14:27
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
3:14:29
SPEAKER_01: That's how he convinces her to drop the charges.
3:14:34
SPEAKER_01: I won't watch football anymore, babe.
3:14:36
SPEAKER_01: I won't.
3:14:37
SPEAKER_01: Just drop the charges.
3:14:38
SPEAKER_01: We'll start over.
3:14:40
SPEAKER_01: I'll get counseling.
3:14:41
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
3:14:42
SPEAKER_01: I'll get football taping you to the chair counseling.
3:14:45
SPEAKER_01: Just find me the counselor.
3:14:47
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:14:49
SPEAKER_01: You know that's how this ends.
3:14:52
SPEAKER_01: This ends with this fucking guy.
3:14:54
SPEAKER_01: Being miserable for another 10 years.
3:14:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, he looks kind of like a real passive looking guy.
3:15:00
SPEAKER_01: He's a pussy.
3:15:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:15:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, he was almost relieved that he could go to jail to actually get a good night's sleep.
3:15:09
SPEAKER_01: You know,
3:15:10
SPEAKER_01: he was sitting up on his couch hearing this bitch yelling in the basement,
3:15:13
SPEAKER_01: let me up, sipping that beer like he was a goddamn king.
3:15:18
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:15:18
SPEAKER_01: He's like,
3:15:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to have to let her go at some point.
3:15:25
SPEAKER_01: That bitch ain't stopping this fucking TD drive now, is she?
3:15:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:15:29
SPEAKER_02: Fuck her.
3:15:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to watch the end of this game, then I'll let her loose.
3:15:33
SPEAKER_02: And then the minute he let her loose, she ran for the cell phone.
3:15:37
SPEAKER_02: Ran right to the phone.
3:15:40
SPEAKER_01: He tied me up.
3:15:41
SPEAKER_01: He tied me up.
3:15:43
SPEAKER_01: Took pictures of her arm, put them right on Instagram.
3:15:46
SPEAKER_01: Look what he did to me.
3:15:48
SPEAKER_02: I got tape residue on
3:15:50
SPEAKER_01: my skin.
3:15:53
SPEAKER_01: And I got to post it to Twitter.
3:15:55
SPEAKER_01: All right, let's go back to it.
3:16:00
SPEAKER_01: Look at how ugly these two women are.
3:16:03
SPEAKER_01: How are they fucking newscasters?
3:16:05
SPEAKER_02: I know, they are like monster chicks.
3:16:09
SPEAKER_01: You got the linebacker on the left and you got this lady
3:16:12
SPEAKER_01: that bought her fucking clothes at an Amish fair.
3:16:16
SPEAKER_01: Look at that outfit she's wearing.
3:16:22
SPEAKER_01: Looks like she should be out back building a barn or something, not fucking reading news.
3:16:29
SPEAKER_02: That who shot the couch.
3:16:36
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
3:16:38
SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
3:16:40
SPEAKER_01: We'll see how that plays out.
3:16:41
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it sounds like she may have been injured.
3:16:44
SPEAKER_03: This is terrible.
3:16:46
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully this was the first case and that she gets out of that awful situation.
3:16:49
SPEAKER_01: She just thinks it's terrible because she would have broke through the tape
3:16:52
SPEAKER_01: with her fucking massive arms.
3:16:58
SPEAKER_01: No duct tape can hold me down.
3:17:00
SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
3:17:07
SPEAKER_03: It seems like being a fan has certainly gone too far in this case.
3:17:11
SPEAKER_02: Has it gone too far?
3:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Is it the fandom?
3:17:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, is that what
3:17:16
SPEAKER_01: it was?
3:17:16
SPEAKER_01: The fandom?
3:17:20
SPEAKER_01: Did he have his pendant and he was waving it around to the cops?
3:17:27
SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
3:17:29
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
3:17:30
SPEAKER_02: The fandom has gone too far.
3:17:33
SPEAKER_01: The fandom has gone too far.
3:17:35
SPEAKER_01: Not the fact that he fucking taped his wife down to a fucking chair and left her.
3:17:40
SPEAKER_02: Because she drives him crazy.
3:17:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because she is a first class cunt.
3:17:46
SPEAKER_01: That is why this is happening.
3:17:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
3:17:49
SPEAKER_01: Because I guarantee you, this does not happen to an otherwise good wife.
3:17:54
SPEAKER_01: Does it?
3:17:55
SPEAKER_01: No.
3:17:57
SPEAKER_01: This does not happen to that wife that's...
3:18:00
SPEAKER_01: Tentive and gets the meal on the table and doesn't be a bitch all the time.
3:18:06
SPEAKER_01: This happens to resting bitchface wife.
3:18:10
SPEAKER_01: That's who gets taped to chairs.
3:18:12
SPEAKER_02: This guy just wanted to have a peaceful Sunday and just watch some football on TV and whatever.
3:18:19
SPEAKER_02: And he was just like, you know what?
3:18:21
SPEAKER_02: I have had enough of this.
3:18:24
SPEAKER_02: Every time I sit down on this couch and turn on the TV and I want to watch a game,
3:18:29
SPEAKER_02: she's always up in my grill about some fucking bullshit and I'm not going
3:18:34
SPEAKER_02: to do it this Sunday.
3:18:36
SPEAKER_02: This Sunday is a game that I want to watch, and I'm not going to listen to her carry on.
3:18:43
SPEAKER_01: Why do I think,
3:18:44
SPEAKER_01: and I don't know the answer to this,
3:18:46
SPEAKER_01: why do I think this guy might have had tickets to the game and had to pass because
3:18:50
SPEAKER_01: the wife was a bitch?
3:18:55
SPEAKER_01: So then he was like, well, I'm going to watch it.
3:18:56
SPEAKER_01: She's like, you're not watching that game either.
3:19:00
SPEAKER_01: You need to spend your time with me.
3:19:03
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:19:04
SPEAKER_01: I know that's what happened.
3:19:06
SPEAKER_01: I look at this guy.
3:19:08
SPEAKER_01: I moved it back to showing this guy for a reason.
3:19:10
SPEAKER_01: I know.
3:19:11
SPEAKER_01: Most times when you see a prison photo...
3:19:15
SPEAKER_01: Or a jail photo?
3:19:16
SPEAKER_01: They look sad.
3:19:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he's relieved.
3:19:18
SPEAKER_01: This guy looks completely at peace.
3:19:21
SPEAKER_01: He looks relieved.
3:19:23
SPEAKER_02: He's like, this is going to be a fucking peaceful night.
3:19:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to be able to sleep in a cot tonight.
3:19:28
SPEAKER_02: I know it's not the most comfortable cot,
3:19:31
SPEAKER_02: but God damn it, I'm not going to listen to a bitching wife.
3:19:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I won't have to hear her crowing in my ear about what an asshole I am.
3:19:43
SPEAKER_01: Good for him.
3:19:46
SPEAKER_01: That's why you get, sometimes it's worth the jail.
3:19:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
3:19:50
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes it's worth the jail.
3:19:53
SPEAKER_01: I'll make no bones about that.
3:19:56
SPEAKER_01: Wait, here we go.
3:19:58
SPEAKER_03: That's the thing, right?
3:19:59
SPEAKER_03: We want to laugh about it, but we want to know.
3:20:01
SPEAKER_01: No, we're laughing about it.
3:20:02
SPEAKER_01: We're definitely laughing
3:20:03
SPEAKER_02: about it.
3:20:05
SPEAKER_02: We're laughing about it on this goddamn show.
3:20:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're laughing about it.
3:20:11
SPEAKER_01: You're saying you want to laugh about it.
3:20:13
SPEAKER_01: When's the last time you saw any electronic?
3:20:16
SPEAKER_01: Amish bitch, shut up.
3:20:20
SPEAKER_03: More about this man's history, and we're all digging to find that out.
3:20:23
SPEAKER_03: I mean, a lot of men and women want to enjoy their game in peace,
3:20:26
SPEAKER_03: but, you know, tying your wife or spouse in the basement.
3:20:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:20:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:20:30
SPEAKER_03: No, we don't want to do that.
3:20:31
SPEAKER_03: No.
3:20:32
SPEAKER_03: All right.
3:20:32
SPEAKER_03: No, we do want to
3:20:33
SPEAKER_02: do that.
3:20:34
SPEAKER_02: Shut the fuck up.
3:20:35
SPEAKER_02: We're tired of you.
3:20:36
SPEAKER_02: Shut up.
3:20:37
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
3:20:37
SPEAKER_01: You're right.
3:20:37
SPEAKER_01: We don't want to do that.
3:20:38
SPEAKER_01: You know what we want to do?
3:20:39
SPEAKER_01: Watch the fucking game.
3:20:42
SPEAKER_01: That's what we want to do.
3:20:44
SPEAKER_01: And bring us some snacks while you're at it.
3:20:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:20:49
SPEAKER_01: Bring some chips before you eat them all, fatty.
3:20:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:20:54
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
3:20:56
SPEAKER_02: It's a good thing they have the sister, Mike Webster, you know, bringing this story to us.
3:21:05
SPEAKER_02: Mike Webster.
3:21:09
SPEAKER_02: She's got the big ham hock arms.
3:21:11
SPEAKER_02: No shit.
3:21:18
SPEAKER_01: Here to bring the news, it's Ray Lewis.
3:21:27
SPEAKER_02: But I agree, that girl with the clickbait, she's got the Amish dress on.
3:21:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is an awful dress for television.
3:21:36
SPEAKER_02: I mean, the material doesn't even flow, it's like stiff.
3:21:43
SPEAKER_01: You know that she takes that off and her whole body looks like it has a rash.
3:21:48
SPEAKER_01: That's just, it's like wearing a Brillo
3:21:50
SPEAKER_02: pad suit.
3:21:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's wearing like a carpet.
3:21:53
SPEAKER_02: She's like wearing Berber carpet.
3:21:57
SPEAKER_01: Somebody was fucking replacing her carpet in her house.
3:21:59
SPEAKER_01: She just wrapped it around her and went to work.
3:22:03
SPEAKER_01: Ah, this shit will work.
3:22:09
SPEAKER_01: Horrible.
3:22:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
3:22:12
SPEAKER_01: Horrible.
3:22:17
SPEAKER_02: Oof.
3:22:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, man.
3:22:18
SPEAKER_02: All right.
3:22:19
SPEAKER_02: I got one more story.
3:22:21
SPEAKER_02: I sent it over to you.
3:22:22
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:22:23
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
3:22:24
SPEAKER_02: So a man sells everything and travels 1,200 miles
3:22:31
SPEAKER_02: to meet his quote-unquote online girlfriend,
3:22:36
SPEAKER_02: and it doesn't end well when he learns the truth about her.
3:22:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
3:22:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't even want to know.
3:22:44
SPEAKER_01: Ahem.
3:22:49
SPEAKER_02: This is just fucking amazing to me.
3:22:52
SPEAKER_02: Selling everything for love is a big gamble.
3:22:55
SPEAKER_02: But one Brazilian man took the risk traveling more than 1,200 miles to meet
3:23:01
SPEAKER_02: a woman he hoped to marry.
3:23:04
SPEAKER_02: So he never met this supposed chick.
3:23:10
SPEAKER_02: And he was going to marry her.
3:23:13
SPEAKER_02: Marry her?
3:23:14
SPEAKER_02: That's what it says.
3:23:17
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
3:23:17
SPEAKER_01: I almost wish he would have gone and got fucking screwed over here.
3:23:21
SPEAKER_02: Well, he did get screwed over.
3:23:22
SPEAKER_01: Good, good.
3:23:23
SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, the woman he had fallen for wasn't even real.
3:23:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:23:33
SPEAKER_02: Online romance has led people to lose thousands to fake lovers or expect marriages
3:23:41
SPEAKER_02: before even meeting someone.
3:23:44
SPEAKER_02: Who does that?
3:23:45
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
3:23:47
SPEAKER_02: You go, oh, you're my life, my love.
3:23:51
SPEAKER_02: You're my everything.
3:23:52
SPEAKER_02: I've never met you face to face,
3:23:55
SPEAKER_02: but I'm willing to just like give up everything that I have just for you.
3:23:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:24:00
SPEAKER_02: Smart.
3:24:03
Smart.
3:24:04
SPEAKER_02: But this man's search for love ended with a strange discovery
3:24:09
SPEAKER_02: and he had already sacrificed almost everything for it.
3:24:12
SPEAKER_02: According to the New York Post,
3:24:14
SPEAKER_02: 49-year-old Brazilian bricklayer
3:24:19
SPEAKER_02: Edamar Martins sold his belongings to travel to,
3:24:25
SPEAKER_02: I can't even pronounce this place where he went to,
3:24:29
SPEAKER_02: hoping to meet a woman named Jessica Oliveira.
3:24:34
SPEAKER_02: All right.
3:24:35
SPEAKER_02: Instead, he discovered that his dream partner was an AI-generated character.
3:24:45
SPEAKER_01: So this fucking toolbag probably thought he was covering his bases by doing like
3:24:49
SPEAKER_01: a FaceTime call or some shit.
3:24:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:24:52
SPEAKER_02: So he's looking for an AI piece of ass.
3:24:57
SPEAKER_01: Why do I think the AI like whipped the tits out and whatever?
3:25:01
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
3:25:01
SPEAKER_01: It had to be.
3:25:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:25:03
SPEAKER_01: That you're willing to sell your fucking car and your house and shit?
3:25:07
SPEAKER_02: Whatever he had.
3:25:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:25:10
SPEAKER_02: Martin's first came across Jessica's social media profile in 2020.
3:25:17
SPEAKER_02: He believed she was real and eventually decided she could be his future wife.
3:25:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
3:25:25
SPEAKER_01: He didn't look at her Facebook or whatever and say,
3:25:27
SPEAKER_01: hmm, there's nobody commenting on anything this fucking person says.
3:25:31
SPEAKER_02: Well, He's Brazilian.
3:25:34
SPEAKER_02: He's not the sharpest knife.
3:25:36
SPEAKER_02: I guess not.
3:25:39
SPEAKER_02: Low IQ,
3:25:42
SPEAKER_02: low trust, high fraud society that he belongs to.
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3:26:20
SPEAKER_02: On October 9th, he sold his possessions to afford a bus ticket.
3:26:27
SPEAKER_02: A bus ticket?
3:26:30
SPEAKER_01: What did he have?
3:26:31
SPEAKER_01: A fucking baseball and a TV dinner?
3:26:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean, what the fuck?
3:26:37
SPEAKER_01: A bus ticket's like, what, a hundred bucks?
3:26:41
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it costs to travel South America on a bus.
3:26:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, here, I mean, here you can go from side to side for, what, $150 on a greyhawk?
3:26:50
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
3:26:51
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
3:26:52
SPEAKER_01: So it can't be much more than that, can it?
3:26:54
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't imagine.
3:26:55
SPEAKER_01: Probably about $13.
3:26:56
SPEAKER_01: So he purchased a ticket.
3:27:04
SPEAKER_02: A bus ticket.
3:27:05
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:27:06
SPEAKER_02: And traveled more than 1,200 miles from his home.
3:27:10
SPEAKER_02: I sold all my things.
3:27:12
SPEAKER_02: I got rid of everything, Mertens told Blah Blah Blah TV.
3:27:16
SPEAKER_02: He arrived on October 11th expecting to finally meet Jessica.
3:27:23
SPEAKER_02: But after failing to find her, he approached a local radio station.
3:27:30
SPEAKER_02: He approached a radio station for assistance.
3:27:33
SPEAKER_01: This is sounding weird.
3:27:35
SPEAKER_02: Look at this guy.
3:27:37
SPEAKER_02: Scroll down on that article.
3:27:39
SPEAKER_02: Oh, geez.
3:27:40
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
3:27:43
SPEAKER_01: That guy thought he was getting this girl.
3:27:48
SPEAKER_01: He deserves everything that he gets.
3:27:51
SPEAKER_01: Look at this guy.
3:27:53
SPEAKER_01: He looks like Udo.
3:27:54
SPEAKER_01: This fucking turd.
3:27:56
SPEAKER_01: I hope he signed over his mother's house, too.
3:27:59
SPEAKER_01: He deserves everything he gets.
3:28:03
SPEAKER_01: If you look like this, and I'm speaking as a fellow fat, ugly fuck.
3:28:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying it.
3:28:10
SPEAKER_01: If you look like this guy,
3:28:13
SPEAKER_01: and you think you're getting this girl, you deserve everything you get.
3:28:20
SPEAKER_01: Everything that you get.
3:28:21
SPEAKER_01: You deserve to show up there and find that your girlfriend is a Mac Mini, you dumb fuck.
3:28:27
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
3:28:29
SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding?
3:28:31
SPEAKER_01: Heck, good for you, beach ball belly.
3:28:33
SPEAKER_01: Who is this guy?
3:28:38
SPEAKER_01: How does this guy think he's 49?
3:28:44
SPEAKER_01: Which means he probably has four relationships in his entire life looking like
3:28:48
SPEAKER_01: the stud that he is.
3:28:50
SPEAKER_01: And all four of them were twos.
3:28:54
SPEAKER_01: And now he's going to get a nine?
3:28:58
SPEAKER_01: What...
3:28:59
SPEAKER_01: What could this AI thing possibly have said to this guy that he believed?
3:29:07
SPEAKER_01: When this AI started saying, you know what, Tubby, I think I really want to have sex with you.
3:29:15
SPEAKER_01: How could he have believed that?
3:29:19
SPEAKER_01: How?
3:29:23
SPEAKER_01: This guy is...
3:29:25
SPEAKER_01: This guy's got about $43 in pennies in his fucking belly.
3:29:30
SPEAKER_01: This is a fucking window-licking idiot.
3:29:34
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
3:29:37
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:29:38
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
3:29:41
SPEAKER_02: I went to the radio station?
3:29:45
SPEAKER_02: Is that your first thought?
3:29:47
SPEAKER_02: You went to a radio station?
3:29:49
SPEAKER_01: At least he didn't go to Instagram.
3:29:51
SPEAKER_02: I went to the radio station there and they said, no, that's fake news.
3:29:56
SPEAKER_02: That woman doesn't exist, he recalled.
3:29:59
SPEAKER_02: The woman had traveled across Brazil to meet, was actually an AI-generated character.
3:30:06
SPEAKER_02: Jessica Barrett on a TikTok account called Jessica Fazenderia,
3:30:13
SPEAKER_02: which reportedly had around 300,000 followers.
3:30:17
SPEAKER_02: 300,000.
3:30:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a fake hottie.
3:30:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:30:25
SPEAKER_02: The videos portrayed her as a woman living on a farm who was looking for a romantic partner.
3:30:32
SPEAKER_02: She chose this guy.
3:30:34
SPEAKER_02: Is this
3:30:35
SPEAKER_01: Pam Anderson?
3:30:39
SPEAKER_01: This guy was probably eating off of a trough in his own farm somewhere.
3:30:43
SPEAKER_01: Look at this guy.
3:30:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
3:30:50
SPEAKER_01: I just can't, look, fatty to fatty.
3:30:54
SPEAKER_01: I know for a fact,
3:30:56
SPEAKER_01: if somebody looking like this girl here, nice, perfect round tits, pretty face.
3:31:03
SPEAKER_01: If she's saying, I want to fuck you, Chris, I just need you to come here so I can fuck you.
3:31:08
SPEAKER_01: I know that's an incredible lie.
3:31:11
SPEAKER_01: I know that's a lie.
3:31:13
SPEAKER_01: And if this guy, there's only two reasons that this would happen.
3:31:19
SPEAKER_01: One, she's a retard.
3:31:20
SPEAKER_01: Two, he's wealthy.
3:31:24
SPEAKER_01: But he's not wealthy.
3:31:25
SPEAKER_01: He sold everything he had to buy a fucking bus ticket.
3:31:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a bus ticket.
3:31:31
SPEAKER_01: So somehow he thought that with not a penny in his name,
3:31:39
SPEAKER_01: not one penny because he spent everything he had on a bus ticket,
3:31:44
SPEAKER_01: this luggage and this camera bag that he's holding...
3:31:49
SPEAKER_01: In, you know,
3:31:50
SPEAKER_01: wearing Lance Armstrong's fucking shirt,
3:31:54
SPEAKER_01: you know, he thought that this was, look, there's so much wrong with this story.
3:31:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, my brain is going a thousand miles an hour.
3:32:04
SPEAKER_01: If you were going to meet this girl, let's just pretend for one second that this is a real girl.
3:32:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:32:12
SPEAKER_01: And she really does want to have a relationship with this guy.
3:32:17
SPEAKER_01: Is this what you're going to wear?
3:32:21
SPEAKER_01: Honestly,
3:32:25
SPEAKER_01: if this is your show out for the hottie look, what the fuck is in that suitcase?
3:32:35
SPEAKER_01: What abomination is in that suitcase?
3:32:37
SPEAKER_01: A clown suit?
3:32:40
SPEAKER_01: If those are his best clothes, what is he carrying?
3:32:46
SPEAKER_01: What do you think he's carrying in there?
3:32:48
SPEAKER_02: It's hard to say what he's got in there.
3:32:51
SPEAKER_01: A dying fetus t-shirt and a pair of short shorts.
3:32:56
SPEAKER_01: This is his I'm going to get laid look.
3:33:00
SPEAKER_01: That's what he's wearing is I'm going to get laid look.
3:33:02
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:33:04
SPEAKER_01: Look at this idiot.
3:33:05
SPEAKER_02: He's got the bitch tits and the beach ball belly.
3:33:09
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
3:33:12
SPEAKER_01: He's fucking obese Sergeant Schultz.
3:33:14
SPEAKER_01: I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
3:33:16
SPEAKER_01: Look at him.
3:33:20
SPEAKER_01: Tits bigger than hers.
3:33:21
SPEAKER_01: I was going to say that.
3:33:25
SPEAKER_01: If ever there was a guy that needs one of those vest-y things that sucks it all in
3:33:29
SPEAKER_01: or whatever, it's this guy.
3:33:34
SPEAKER_01: Hey, baby, here I am.
3:33:37
SPEAKER_01: Ready to suck this dick.
3:33:44
SPEAKER_02: In one video that has since been deleted,
3:33:47
SPEAKER_02: the character promised financial support to whoever agreed to live with her.
3:33:53
SPEAKER_02: I really want to support you.
3:33:55
SPEAKER_02: I want you to come to my farm and never work again in your life, the
3:34:01
SPEAKER_01: AI-generated woman.
3:34:02
SPEAKER_01: Boy, this is hitting all his hot buttons.
3:34:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't need any money.
3:34:06
SPEAKER_01: I can live there for free, and I'm going to get this hot piece of ass.
3:34:11
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:34:12
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:34:12
SPEAKER_01: Win, win, and win.
3:34:14
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:34:17
SPEAKER_02: After Martin's experience attracted attention,
3:34:20
SPEAKER_02: the person operating the TikTok account addressed the controversy.
3:34:24
SPEAKER_02: In a video posted Wednesday,
3:34:26
SPEAKER_02: the account owner acknowledged that Jessica was created by AI
3:34:30
SPEAKER_02: but denied ever communicating directly with Martin's.
3:34:35
SPEAKER_02: I came here to state the obvious.
3:34:38
SPEAKER_02: I made the artificial intelligence.
3:34:40
SPEAKER_02: The statement began.
3:34:41
SPEAKER_02: The account was reportedly created to generate online engagement
3:34:46
SPEAKER_02: for commercial purposes rather than arrange relationships.
3:34:52
SPEAKER_02: I never spoke directly to anyone, much less took anyone to Baleo Horizonte.
3:35:01
SPEAKER_02: It was a surprise to me to see what was happening, the account owner explained.
3:35:06
SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile,
3:35:06
SPEAKER_02: Martin says,
3:35:08
SPEAKER_02: stranded in Vallejo Horizonte after spending his money on the journey,
3:35:14
SPEAKER_02: he eventually approached City Hall for assistance when he could no longer afford
3:35:19
SPEAKER_02: to return home.
3:35:21
SPEAKER_01: Dude, maybe I'm stupid here, but bricklayers make a good amount of money, don't they?
3:35:25
SPEAKER_02: Well, again, I don't know what South American bricklayers make.
3:35:29
SPEAKER_02: Here they make good money, don't they?
3:35:31
SPEAKER_02: It's like backbreaking work.
3:35:34
SPEAKER_02: I would think.
3:35:36
SPEAKER_02: During a conversation with a social worker,
3:35:40
SPEAKER_02: Martins explained that he had traveled such a long distance because he was tired
3:35:44
SPEAKER_02: of being alone.
3:35:45
SPEAKER_02: He wanted to find someone to share his life with.
3:35:49
SPEAKER_02: It only brings sadness, discouragement, depression.
3:35:54
SPEAKER_02: Many people want to find a relationship, so I came, he admitted.
3:35:58
SPEAKER_02: He subsequently receives assistance to return home.
3:36:03
SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
3:36:04
SPEAKER_02: Despite the...
3:36:06
SPEAKER_02: Disappointment.
3:36:07
SPEAKER_02: Mertens hasn't abandoned his hopes to finding a partner.
3:36:10
SPEAKER_02: He reportedly staying with his family member and has expressed an interest
3:36:15
SPEAKER_02: in returning to Baleo Horizonte.
3:36:19
SPEAKER_02: Surprisingly, he wants to find love in the same city where his expectations fell apart.
3:36:25
SPEAKER_02: I didn't find her, but I'll find another one.
3:36:28
SPEAKER_02: And are we the same place?
3:36:30
SPEAKER_02: I went and I will go again, he declared.
3:36:35
SPEAKER_01: But in the meantime, I'm going to fuck the USB port on my laptop.
3:36:40
SPEAKER_02: Martin's experiences show how convincing AI-generated personalities can appear online.
3:36:47
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
3:36:50
SPEAKER_01: Take that line out of here.
3:36:53
SPEAKER_01: This guy was stupid.
3:36:56
SPEAKER_01: Don't try to justify it of, well, we can't really tell the difference.
3:37:00
SPEAKER_01: Shut up.
3:37:02
SPEAKER_01: You're a moron.
3:37:03
SPEAKER_01: Even if she was real, you're a moron.
3:37:06
SPEAKER_02: Right.
3:37:07
SPEAKER_01: You don't just blindly sell all your shit and leave and get stranded
3:37:13
SPEAKER_01: because you don't have enough money to get another bus ticket.
3:37:20
SPEAKER_01: Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.
3:37:24
SPEAKER_02: The TikTok account attracted hundreds of thousands of followers,
3:37:28
SPEAKER_02: but he took his belief in the fictional character much further.
3:37:33
SPEAKER_02: He lost his belongings and traveled across Brazil for someone who never existed.
3:37:39
SPEAKER_02: Yet, despite everything, he still believes he could find a real partner.
3:37:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe you might be better just finding a real doll.
3:37:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no kidding.
3:37:50
SPEAKER_01: Certainly can't afford that, though.
3:37:53
SPEAKER_01: Maybe a blow-up doll.
3:37:59
SPEAKER_02: Just in pursuit of pussy.
3:38:01
SPEAKER_02: What an idiot.
3:38:02
SPEAKER_02: Ladies, that pussy is just gold.
3:38:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, it is.
3:38:08
SPEAKER_01: Don't want to say that that's not true.
3:38:11
SPEAKER_01: I don't know that it's... You got to have some sense of self-knowing.
3:38:19
SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
3:38:19
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean maybe?
3:38:20
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
3:38:23
SPEAKER_01: This guy,
3:38:23
SPEAKER_01: there's no way,
3:38:25
SPEAKER_01: there's no way this guy could have had a reasonable thought in his head
3:38:31
SPEAKER_01: that he was going to get that girl to pay for his life as well as fuck him.
3:38:37
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:38:38
SPEAKER_01: There's no, no way.
3:38:42
SPEAKER_01: No way.
3:38:47
SPEAKER_02: Well, unfortunately, some people get caught up in this...
3:38:53
SPEAKER_02: Fantasy, I guess it is, to think that, hey, I finally hit the big time.
3:39:00
SPEAKER_02: I finally got, you know, I got my just dues.
3:39:04
SPEAKER_02: I worked hard on my life and finally my ship has sailed.
3:39:08
SPEAKER_02: Come in.
3:39:09
SPEAKER_02: Let's come in.
3:39:11
SPEAKER_01: Stop reading those fantasy books.
3:39:17
SPEAKER_01: I deserve this.
3:39:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, he got exactly what he deserved there.
3:39:23
SPEAKER_01: I've worked very hard.
3:39:25
SPEAKER_01: Have you?
3:39:26
SPEAKER_01: So hard that with all that work that you've done,
3:39:29
SPEAKER_01: you were able to accumulate enough stuff to sell and get one bus ticket one way.
3:39:39
SPEAKER_01: What is that?
3:39:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, I finally got my paradise, man.
3:39:46
SPEAKER_01: Man, that's just poor.
3:39:52
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
3:39:54
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:39:57
SPEAKER_01: Well, good for him, I guess.
3:39:59
SPEAKER_02: All right.
3:39:59
SPEAKER_02: Well, there's a couple stories for you just for just the fun, the funny part.
3:40:04
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3:40:07
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3:40:08
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3:40:08
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3:40:11
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3:40:14
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3:40:15
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3:40:16
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3:40:17
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3:40:18
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3:40:20
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3:40:21
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3:40:22
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3:40:24
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3:40:26
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3:40:29
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3:40:30
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3:40:33
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3:41:15
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