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Episode 2: Echoes In the Hourglass & Deja Brew · The Frostworn Oath

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  All right, everybody introduce your character is getting real
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  quick because this is how we fucking get locked in.
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  Ty. Who are you?
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  Give your shit, introduce yourself and introduce your
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  character. What's your character about?
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  As your character go. My name's Vallejo Takahara.
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  I'm a wandering bounty hunter from the Therus looking for a
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  man that killed my dad and I carry around a revolver that he
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  gave me. Named that for my Mama Hoshiko
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  Bitch. I like it.
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  All right, Nanaway, who is you? I am a shark.
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  I am a shark man who is very tiny, very short, but I'm very
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  hungry. And strong I do believe.
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  All right. And what about #3 me, Lord?
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  Hey, my name is Father Ostrich. I've been a priest for about 60
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  years now, for the first 10. For the 1st 10 I truly believed
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  in Saradin but he hasn't really done shit for me so I've just
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  been preaching on his name but I don't I don't really believe in
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  him anymore and. I think a lot of Christians go
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  through that. Yeah.
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  Sorry, they got me all right. And Landon, who is yours?
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  Tell us about this. Tell us about this character.
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  Yours. The name's Dara.
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  I'm a base timer that times beast.
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  That's that's pretty much it. Well, not only do I like it, but
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  in what level did you take for level 1?
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  I'm sorry, Yes, class, not the. Class I chose was the
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  manipulator. A nice little homebrew, huh?
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  What? Sorry you're not used to the
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  terminology. A nice little homebrew means
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  custom. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, can't wait to see that shit go into action.
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  All right with that. Oh.
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  Wait, what am I doing? Oh the the recap.
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  Oh OK I got you. Welcome to the Frost 1 Oath.
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  In episode 0 slash 1, Father Ostrich, Nanaway and Dara headed
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  to the local inn. Running into an unfamiliar face
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  they saw named Vallejo. As the group started to enter
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  the Tavern, 2 burly men hustling out knocked me to the ground.
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  Fucking bitches. As as I fell to the ground I
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  decided in self-defense to pocket sand them blind in one
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  but not the other. And they were, they were going
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  to leave, but Vallejo decided to trip the blinded 1 and it led to
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  things getting out of hand. Stabbed to the liver and net
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  Thrones, more pocket sand and a hunger shark man later we came
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  out victorious. The Bucky came out seeing the
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  mess that we had made and decided that we could handle the
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  rest. Because the rest of the people
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  on the boat owed them money. The group accepted, against
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  their own wills, to head down to the docks and get the money that
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  was owed. So they came across the group
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  that the boatkeeping mentioned after saying after some pretty
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  great insight on Father Ostrich's part, my part because
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  I'm so insightful. They found out the men were
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  carrying more than what they had said they were after.
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  Valeo kicked one of the crates into the water and Father
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  Ostrich throwing more pockets and another fight was underway.
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  There were shots fired, fangs biting, boomerangs and Nets
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  being thrown, more pockets and people getting lit on fire, and
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  a horse sized lizard. I mean it, it was literally a
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  horse sized lizard. The fight wasn't easy and the
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  Norway almost died, but they were helped turn the tides of
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  the fight by making friends with the lizard and Vallejo set
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  himself and the captain on fire. Once it was all said and done,
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  the group came out victorious. The bug keep held in Norway.
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  Father Ostrich found a sword on the captain that he ended up
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  giving to the Norway, and he also found a strange looking
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  hourglass inside one of the crates.
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  Vallejo found himself a new duster, seen as the other one
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  was a little stinge, and the group headed back to the Tavern
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  to celebrate with some drinks. After some drinks, everyone
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  decided to head to their homes and settle in for the night.
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  But as Father Ostrich headed for the church, something strange
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  happened. A speck of sand came out of the
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  top of the hourglass and floated into the sky, turned into a
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  bright blue star, and then disappeared.
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  Is this a sign of good times to come, or is it something much,
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  much worse? So how is US Norse play
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  newcomers doing tonight? Which one of us?
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  It's it's not like they can respond to us.
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  They can in the comments, but physically right now I know.
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  it hard. Also.
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  dollar if you like this live, I mean podcast you.
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  Give me a word. I'll give a dollar to 50 people,
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  so that's $50.00 right there. The first fifty people to like
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  Shout out to Miguel. Thanks for closing He.
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  said. He.
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  Instagram as well as a Tumblr. Dan, may you promote my Tinder
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  account? I don't know if you're serious
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  right now. No, I'm just playing OK.
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  He's 18. It's not like.
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  People actually use that? Really.
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  Do they? What Tinder?
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  Do you have Tinder? No, I deleted it like a long
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  time ago. I only use like. 18 How long ago
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  was? It I don't know.
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  name. That's just disgusting.
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  I don't know what to say about that.
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  All right mates, I think it's time to play some D&D.
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  Mr. DM, where did we last leave off?
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  Last we left off. Goku gives back shots to Vegeta.
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  I was just going to say 30 more minutes of screaming.
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  That was before the back shots. All right, so we find ourselves
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  back into the town of Eld Hollow.
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  At this moment in Eld Hollow, we are looking over at the shrine
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  of ours. Father Ostrich has just entered
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  back with inside of the lovely, lovely place.
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  Father Ostrich. As you push open the heavy frost
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  rim doors, the first thing you notice is the sound.
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  It's always there. It's peaceful, it's calming to
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  you. There's no voices.
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  It's not wind, it's not a holy choir, but it's just something
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  very deep, resonating with inside you.
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  It's ticking dozens, hundreds from every direction, Fast,
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  slow. You can hear the ticks, some of
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  them even in reverse. It's a heartbreak heartbeat made
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  of clocks. The air is unnervingly still,
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  too. Still.
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  Your breath makes fog, judging from the chill outside.
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  It drifts sideways, like it's lost track of which direction
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  belongs to it. The shrine.
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  It's not large. But as you turn the corner, you
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  do see the fine arches. And almost startled, as you make
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  your way, you see Sister Marin. Sister Marin.
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  She sees you. Ah, Father Ostrich.
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  Hello. I understand there was some
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  trouble. Is everything all right?
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  Do. Pockets and people.
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  Oh. Well, I'm glad you're OK.
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  It's just I can't be. My hip hurts.
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  I need to sit down. Very quickly you see a surprise
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  shocked look on her face as she notices the hourglass at your
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  side on your hip, and she's just, oh, Oh my, it's true.
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  I overheard there was some sort of Saradin's artifact.
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  Is it true? Is is that what that is?
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  I don't know, I just found it in the crate.
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  Oh my God, may I take a look at it?
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  If you want to. So she she reaches out and you
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  hand it to her and she just inspects it and you can just see
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  this overwhelming just like, Oh my God, this is amazing kind of
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  expression on her face. And it, it's almost like a look
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  like she doesn't even want to hand it back to you.
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  It's just, you know, this is something of the God that she
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  worships and loves and unbeknownst, it's just no idea
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  what it is, but it's just, Oh my God, this, this is this is
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  amazing. I'm fucking spit it out.
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  What is it? I don't know.
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  I don't. Give a bet.
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  Of course, of course, Father Ostrich.
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  And she hands it back to you. Perhaps we should lock it up.
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  No, there's just staying on my hip.
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  My hip might not be the most stable, but I can hold an
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  hourglass. You can definitely sense and see
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  a worried expression on her face, but she obviously just of
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  course, Father Ostrich. You're right all.
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  Right one second, Sheridan's talking to me.
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  Are you questioning Sheridan right now?
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  Absolutely not, Father. Better not be.
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  Of course. Of course.
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  Perhaps there's more clues on the Ship I.
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  Don't know. I think maybe I can go down
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  there and look, I guess. Well, you can go look.
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  I'm going to go lay down very well.
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  The night rolls on and everybody goes night, night, until the
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  cock crows, as they say. What the fuck does that?
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  Mean who says that? And.
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  You write whatever you want. Sometimes I can dream of that.
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  I knew it. With that, the bright early bits
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  of light start to come across the bleak town of Eldhalo.
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  And with this, we find and reach a new day.
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  What you got to do? You're down.
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  It's all wrong. You do it again.
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  I'm going to slap you in the face with a side of an iron.
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  It's Christopher Walken. As the sun comes up, it's still
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  early in our time. We would just, let's just go
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  ahead and call this like around 9:10 AM.
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  Father Ostrich, you do find your way back to the Hush Net Inn.
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  And if you ever decide to eat elsewhere, which you always do,
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  you're going to go to the Hush Net Inn.
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  Is Tom in there? And you know damn well Tom's in
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  there. I'm a walk up to Tom and be like
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  I was there then and grab his beer.
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  So as you go through the doors, immediately you just just beam
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  it, beeline, beeline it straight for Tom and what do you?
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  Do I was there? Then I grab his beer.
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  I'll help. Jesus, it's water.
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  I fucked the drinking water at 9:00 AM for pussy.
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  I'm really worried about you. I'm really worried about.
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  You. I'm worried about myself.
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  It's OK. Jesus, with that, as Dera and
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  Nanoway, you guys have grown close.
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  You also, you've been eating a nice delicious breakfast inside
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  the Hushnet Inn and you of course witnessed this just
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  happened. As always, it's it's like
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  clockwork. And whenever this man sees Tom,
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  it's done. But yes, you see Father Ostrich,
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  he's with the rest of the group. Everybody's there.
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  Did y'all wake up feeling strong?
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  Because I did. Yes, shiny.
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  We're shiny. Your eyes.
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  I haven't looked in the mirror. Today's round.
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  Tom chimes in from the table a little ways away.
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  Ask the son of a bitch if he can tell time.
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  Ostrich looks over and Tom flips him off.
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  And the name's serving. Fat.
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  Yeah, Tom Fat. Millwood across the way is
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  literally sweeping a floor right now, not even eating, and just
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  seems crushed as his face drops. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Luca finally walked into the end.
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  Yeah, but some bitch Vallejo. The law is never late.
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  It arrives especially specifically when it's meant.
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  To God damn it, spit it out, Tommy.
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  Father I circle slap her on my cock.
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  How's she go, bitch? Bug you Vallejo?
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  All of a sudden, with all these little gatherings and hey, how
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  you been, motherfucker? And all this and that.
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  Valeo comes walking through the door.
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  Father Ostrich calls him out. Valeo, where you been at?
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  I feel like I've been drunk for the last 9 days.
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  Yeah, probably. All the sudden the doors come
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  opening again to the hushnet in and a man walks in that you're
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  not familiar with unless you want to make a roll for it.
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  I. Got you.
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  What is it inside? Doesn't that funny?
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  Yeah, I wrote a three. It'd be a history, of course,
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  Vallejo, you would recognize this guy.
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  That's a total of 23. You see Ulrich thing, He's one
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  of the lawmakers around the town, and he comes strolling in.
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  He's been off for a bit, gone from Eld Hollow, but he has come
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  back and you and him don't exactly see eye to eye because
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  he knows you're a bounty hunter. Has he used you before?
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  Once or twice, but soon as he sees you he comes walking up
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  Vallejo. I understand there was some
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  trouble over here yesterday. Honestly.
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  No trouble. Well, word in the town is that
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  there was some dead bodies and a few of them disappeared, but two
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  got lost in the water. He's got a stutter, evidently I.
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  Remember 1 getting lost in the water and that's his own damn
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  fault. He ran out there on the.
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  Ice. So anyway, old work thing.
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  He's seasoned salt and pepper hair, nice trimmed beard and
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  obviously cloaked in warmth. And he actually wears his badge
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  as an eye patch and he has one nice blue eye on the left hand
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  side. Hey buddy, you know it's
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  supposed to go on a shirt like this.
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  Ugly. All y'all watch your mouth.
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  So what happened here last night?
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  So you're supposed to be the lawman, right?
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  Sir. Yes, Father Austria.
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  We've met 100 and plus times fat and.
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  What the hell did you say? Nothing.
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  So essentially what happened, Mr. Lawman, is we did your
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  fucking job. Correction, I did your fucking
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  job. Bitch.
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  Hey, I helped. Just do pockets and it.
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  Helped. I'm not going to deny the fact
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  that it didn't help. But you let yourself on by it.
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  Yeah. I also killed a man with it.
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  Well as far as I know you all were assaulting people that
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  didn't pay a ticket, didn't pay a fee.
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  They were thieves. They deserved it.
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  We did your job. Actually, I assaulted nobody.
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  They stabbed me in the fucking liver.
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  Well, I'm going to need some kind of evidence.
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  I've got to do a whole search on this entire incident yesterday.
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  How about you go fuck yourself? Hungry.
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  You watch yourself ostrich. I don't care if you're a man of
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  the gods, all right? Hey Tom, come handle my
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  lightweight. Tom's like.
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  I'm going to holler back into the end and misses barkeeper
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  lady that has my ungodly high tab along with Father Ostrich.
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  Can't you come over here and tell this dipshit that they
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  stabbed me in the liver and that's why I started blasting?
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  Here comes walking over, he's like, ah, what's going on for
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  lab? Let's asshole once evidence or
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  proof or what the hell are those sons of bitches stabbed me in
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  the liver before I started shooting.
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  Ulrich, I, I, I, I'm not going to lie.
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  Every everything he's saying is true.
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  It, it was, it was self-defense. I, I mean, there might have been
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  some sort of altercation where where I feel like I just sounded
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  like JFK was that weird? Well, see now, but you got to
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  deal. No, but it's Christopher walking
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  again. Oh, damn it.
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  Anyway, so yeah. Hot dog real.
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  Bad. Real.
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  Bad anyway, so here's like everything he's saying is 100%
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  true something might have happened out there, but it was
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  just it was just you know a couple of maybe somebody got
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  tripped up but he. Knocked onto the ground.
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  The other guy stabbed Vallejo and then after that point it was
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  just self-defense. And with that, Ulrich's just so
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  you've always kept it straight so.
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  I suppose what I, I'm just going to do an investigation on this
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  and, and I just want everybody to keep their noses clean right
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  now. What's his name again?
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  Ulrich. Ulrich.
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  Yes. No.
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  No way. You just, did you just blow a
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  kiss at him or did you just try and kiss him?
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  Yes, me kiss him. Give me a give me a diplomacy
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  check or or you mean you were telling the truth?
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  So just give me a yeah, give me a persuasion with advantage. 16.
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  Hey, all right, all right, so. All right, all right, OK, OK,
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  here it backs you up to self-defense.
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  Well, fair enough for the moment.
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  All right, Look, just. I want to find out what was
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  going on with that ship. I want to know why they were
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  here. I want to know what they were
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  doing, if it was something bigger.
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  Did you find anything on the ship?
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  They had this hourglass. It's mine now though because it
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  goes to my church. So all right, looks at the
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  hourglass and he's like, that means nothing to me.
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  Fine if it's if it's something of Sarah didn't.
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  More power to the ostrich. There's also another crate that
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  the layer kicked into the water. I don't know what was in it.
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  You know. Good riddance then I guess.
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  What the hell? OK.
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  Go fish it, outlaw man. Yeah, I'll do.
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  It was entirely an accident. My foot slipped.
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  All right, all right. Well.
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  I can vouch for him. Give me a kiss, bitch.
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  What did you just say? Give me a kiss, bitch.
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  Well, go fuck yourself. Yay, can't.
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  Say no to that way. I'm not going to put my face
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  anywhere near that mouth, but all right, I'm going to go do
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  some more investigating. I'm going to go find out some
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  more information. But yeah, I know you.
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  You're going to get put it through.
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  All right, I'll see y'all later. I'll Valeo, we'll talk and.
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  He goes and quickly gets out of the damn pill.
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  What? If I do not consent to talking.
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  He's gone well. Well.
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  David, give me a perception check. 6 Your ice crawler burst
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  his head through the double doors as Orwick leaves shortly.
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  You can, and you only know it's coming before it comes simply by
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  you hear all work outside. Oh my God.
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  And that's it. But then all of a sudden, the
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  ice crawler's head burst through the door and just kind of looks
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  in and looks at everybody, twisting its head this and that,
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  and its tongue flailing around and then locks eyes on you.
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  Oh. Puppy sexy.
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  And knows it's not welcome in the building, but it may come in
• 23:27
  if you don't do something. Which name of Deira Lizard?
• 23:31
  Lizard Lizard Lizard's. A good name for him.
• 23:37
  Damn it lizard, keep the head out, not throw throw meat.
• 23:43
  Throw meat at him. Yeah, like out.
• 23:46
  Outside, give me a dexterity. 11 plus.
• 23:52
  What Dexterity? So 13. 13 total.
• 23:58
  It goes flying, it almost rips the doors off as it leaps up
• 24:01
  trying to catch it. It goes flying over its head and
• 24:03
  it I mean it, it just completely just bashes around as it heads
• 24:07
  back out the door and you can hear some people outside.
• 24:10
  Just go with that area. It's just like, oh, well, that
• 24:13
  was exciting. As always, you guys are
• 24:16
  characters. Yeah, I am hungry.
• 24:23
  I don't always hungry. Are there any bad people around?
• 24:27
  No me want toast, buttered buttered toast, buttered toast,
• 24:37
  buttered toast, buttered chicken.
• 24:42
  And always Middle Eastern all of a sudden.
• 24:46
  Excuse me Mr. DM. Yeah.
• 24:49
  I would like to cast identify on my hourglass.
• 24:51
  You want to cast. Identify on your.
• 24:53
  I would like to cast identify on my hourglass.
• 24:55
  All right, explain that if you would.
• 24:58
  So as we're sitting in the Tavern, well, eating, having our
• 25:02
  drinks and everything, I'm a set the hourglass in front of me.
• 25:05
  And whenever I sat in front of me, I'm just going to look at it
• 25:08
  and just really focus on them. Like, yeah, you're going to see
• 25:11
  Father Ostrich focus on this better than he's focused on
• 25:13
  anything other than throwing pockets and.
• 25:15
  Hell yeah, that's amazing. And you're going to, you're
• 25:18
  going to see the the hands of the clock in his eyes start to
• 25:22
  speed up a little bit until they start spinning to where his
• 25:24
  entire pupil is just black. And then I'll just flash golden.
• 25:28
  OK, I love that. And you know what, because of
• 25:31
  that description, you can say it's because of the how you just
• 25:33
  described your action, or you can say it's because it's a
• 25:37
  artifact potentially of your God.
• 25:39
  I, I give you advantage on the role.
• 25:41
  Let's see what you get. Nat 20.
• 25:49
  Shut the fuck up, Nat 20. Let me see a 15 and a Nat 20.
• 25:53
  It's hang on, I'm not going to touch them.
• 25:55
  It's a little clown :). OK, that's beautiful.
• 26:00
  It's fucking beautiful. This hourglass is from Matharis.
• 26:09
  Hey, that's where from valet it was from.
• 26:10
  Don't look at me like that. You've heard of this.
• 26:13
  Of course you've heard of this. I've heard of meth, but I've
• 26:16
  never heard of the heiress. This belongs at the Temple of
• 26:23
  Saradin Stillness. It's a secluded shrine high in
• 26:26
  the desert of the Shattered Daze, deep within Matherus,
• 26:30
  hidden beneath the Rift Hours in the red Plains of Matherus,
• 26:35
  crafted by the Chronolytes, priest of Saradin.
• 26:37
  It's what you are, by the way, but maybe what you were once the
• 26:42
  hour keeper. It was designed to preserve
• 26:45
  moments, not manipulate. But during the cataclysm, known
• 26:48
  as the Moment reversed when Saradin turned back at God's
• 26:51
  death, the hourglass absorbed the backlash, giving it a
• 26:55
  natural and unpredictable power to invert times and flows.
• 27:02
  You don't know why this hourglass is here, and you know
• 27:06
  it's extremely powerful, although you know it can be
• 27:09
  quite chaotic and it should not be here.
• 27:14
  It should still be at the Temple of Stillness.
• 27:17
  What do you do? I just put it back on my hip.
• 27:21
  Smart man, Smart man. Good.
• 27:22
  Now. And of course, your mind does go
• 27:27
  back to your conversation with sister Mayor and about
• 27:31
  potentially the ship again or Oh yeah, what do you do?
• 27:36
  We'll. Wait for everyone to get back.
• 27:42
  So with your knowledge that you've just gained, you are
• 27:47
  still right there within the Hushnet Inn, surrounded by
• 27:49
  Nanaway and Dera and Vallejo. Dera Vallejo, Nanaway.
• 27:55
  All you see is Father Ostrich sitting at one of the tables
• 27:58
  holding the hourglass in his hands, and he obviously cast
• 28:01
  some sort of thing and his eyes go black.
• 28:05
  Black as sin, black as night. They're not like completely
• 28:09
  black like the. They're not completely.
• 28:10
  Black, The hands are just moving.
• 28:12
  The hands are moving so fast. Can I finish?
• 28:18
  The hands are essentially just moving so fast in my eyes that
• 28:21
  it. Looks like they're black.
• 28:22
  But you can see like the motion of the hands.
• 28:24
  The motion in the ocean. And then they flash.
• 28:29
  One man, one way. Scary.
• 28:34
  And then I'm a look up, put it on the hip and go.
• 28:36
  I forgot I have to go investigate that boat.
• 28:40
  What the fuck just happened? I figured out what my hourglass
• 28:44
  can do. I'm not talking about that.
• 28:47
  I'm talking about the other shit that you weren't doing
• 28:49
  yesterday, Motherfucker. You mean to tell me you could
• 28:53
  flash your eyes all golden and make clocks appear like that the
• 28:56
  whole goddamn time? That would have been a little
• 28:58
  bit more useful than pocket sand.
• 29:00
  I don't know what you're talking about.
• 29:01
  I bet you could have healed my liver.
• 29:03
  What? No, I just, I focused on the
• 29:06
  hourglass and it clicked. I knew what it was.
• 29:10
  I'm 84. OK, you.
• 29:12
  Know what I don't know? Watch all of these mother
• 29:14
  fuckers real closely and when something clicks with them there
• 29:18
  has no flash. I want to go outside.
• 29:22
  OK, well I'm I'm going to head down to the boat because I told
• 29:24
  my I told sister mayor that I had to investigate the boat.
• 29:27
  If y'all want to come, y'all can come.
• 29:29
  Yes, right. Let's go.
• 29:30
  Me come. You head you head out of the
• 29:33
  hush net in you make your way through the street and you start
• 29:35
  heading down towards the docks once more.
• 29:38
  As you arrive, Somebody want to give me a perception?
• 29:45
  It's a 12. So, Father Ostrich, as you're
• 29:50
  kind of leading the way, something very strange you
• 29:57
  detect, it catches your eye. All of your footprints are
• 30:04
  making impacts in the snow long before you actually get there.
• 30:08
  And they just kind of shimmer for a moment, heading in an
• 30:10
  opposite direction and then go away as you're heading towards
• 30:13
  the dock. I'm going to stop and just kind
• 30:18
  of contemplate for a second and go.
• 30:21
  I'm not going to the boat anymore and stop following the
• 30:23
  footprints. If y'all are still following
• 30:31
  Father Ostrich, you start to make your way.
• 30:33
  Following your footprints, me go to the boat.
• 30:36
  OK, which they no longer exist and no one else saw that.
• 30:40
  But as you're making your way along, all of a sudden the IT
• 30:43
  just disappears next to a house. It you know the house?
• 30:49
  It's Tom's house. I knew he.
• 30:52
  Was up to. Boat some Debra as you go to
• 30:56
  lead the way, you realize that your lizard.
• 31:00
  Lizard. Is following you following.
• 31:03
  I mean, it's going to follow you everywhere.
• 31:05
  Now something very strange happens and it just kind of
• 31:09
  starts freaking out because it looks at its tail and you see
• 31:15
  that it traces a line through the snow on the streets with its
• 31:18
  tail. And then it circles back around
• 31:21
  and does it exact identically the next time around.
• 31:25
  And then one more time and it just starts freaking out.
• 31:29
  You can see that it's uncomfortable.
• 31:31
  It's it's, it just keeps doing it over and over and over and
• 31:34
  over and over and over and over and over and over.
• 31:46
  Right between the eyes. You want to try and calm your
• 31:51
  lizard down because it's start, it's starting to make a lot of
• 31:53
  hissing, growling sounds, looks like it's becoming aggressive.
• 31:56
  It's scared. All right, go ahead and roll
• 32:04
  your 20 twice and then add your 16.
• 32:06
  Yeah. All right.
• 32:09
  So as you do that, you you get up in there, you you calm her
• 32:13
  down or him down. You calm that thing down.
• 32:16
  You know, you don't, you haven't looked underneath there.
• 32:18
  You don't know. And you calm it down.
• 32:21
  It just and then it finally calms down with you.
• 32:26
  And but then it just kind of like locks on to the ship down
• 32:30
  the way from the dock and it just bee lines it straight for
• 32:33
  the ship. Oh.
• 32:35
  Shoot, what's going on? And I chase after him.
• 32:41
  Father Ostrich as you're dead set looking at Tom's house all
• 32:44
  the sudden. Lizard.
• 32:46
  Just just makes a huge ruckus running for the ship and they
• 32:51
  wrote is rushing past following the lizard I.
• 32:55
  Don't know if I should go for the ship or investigate Tom's
• 32:57
  house. I'm going to Tom's house.
• 33:04
  All right, so you get onto the to go up the the couple of
• 33:08
  steps, you're at Tom's door. And then at that moment you're
• 33:13
  just like, yeah, give me a history check.
• 33:21
  What'd you get it? Ain't pity.
• 33:24
  Is it a one? Yep.
• 33:27
  I'm going to stand guard at the door of Tom's house.
• 33:31
  Sitting guard at the door of Tom's house.
• 33:33
  OK, all right. Give me a perception. 16.
• 33:38
  OK, then I'll wait. What are you doing?
• 33:40
  I go on to the boat. You're heading for the boat with
• 33:44
  Dare. Yes.
• 33:46
  All right, so you run on down to the boat with Dara.
• 33:50
  All right, Dara, your lizard makes it right to the edge of
• 33:55
  the ship. You follow.
• 33:57
  Now give me a perception check, if you would please. 1212 OK, so
• 34:07
  something doesn't look quite right about the ship.
• 34:10
  It's it's it's the ship. Of course it is.
• 34:14
  But there's two things that are really wrong with it.
• 34:16
  One, it looks much older than you recall yesterday.
• 34:22
  And another big thing about it is it's 6 feet.
• 34:28
  You'd say it's, it's, it's much, much closer to land than it was
• 34:34
  the day before, as if it's moved or been moved and it's frozen,
• 34:40
  stuck in the ice. Treasure.
• 34:47
  Anything you want to do with that knowledge?
• 34:48
  Nothing. I'm just taking that.
• 34:54
  Weird. All right, sets the ship.
• 34:58
  Yes, you can. All right.
• 35:03
  You're going to just climb the ship.
• 35:06
  Give me a climb check. Dexterity.
• 35:14
  It takes some time, but here's the best part.
• 35:17
  You struggle, you know, you're, it's, it's a frozen ship.
• 35:22
  You're struggling. You lose footing here and there,
• 35:25
  oh shit. But you managed to just get up
• 35:32
  right there and you can see the deck as you lift yourself over.
• 35:35
  And as you do that, your eyes crawler scales it effortlessly
• 35:39
  and just gets right onto the deck as you throw your leg over
• 35:42
  and then plop down on top. And it just looks at you like it
• 35:50
  doesn't speak. You can't understand it if it
• 35:52
  could speak probably. But it's just, it's got a look
• 35:55
  in its eye like, you know, that would have been a lot easier if
• 35:58
  you'd have just got on my back. No, Dara, wait for me.
• 36:06
  Oh, God, gonna try and gonna try and climb up there.
• 36:12
  All right then I'll wait. Let's see what you got. 12.
• 36:20
  That'll do it. All right, so you climb up.
• 36:26
  It's extremely cumbersome, but you're able to literally just
• 36:29
  punch your fingers directly into the sides of the boat and just
• 36:33
  get up and hop on over. Now back to Father Ostrich.
• 36:39
  What are you doing? You're literally standing right
• 36:41
  outside the door of Tom's. I'm going to like, you know, put
• 36:46
  my hand on the hourglass and see if anything funky happens.
• 36:50
  So as you put your hand on the hourglass, it doesn't appear to
• 36:55
  do anything. There is a slight hum, but you
• 36:58
  notice that the sand that's always drifting just kind of
• 37:01
  starts to pocket and pull up in your hand.
• 37:06
  You pockets it. What do you pockets in the door?
• 37:08
  You pockets in the door. I don't know what the sand does.
• 37:12
  Maybe it's magic. It's different than the sand
• 37:16
  that's in my pocket. Is the magic pocket sand going
• 37:22
  to open up from the portal? Little gift, my son.
• 37:36
  Fucking sand. Use it wisely.
• 37:37
  Tiny rocks. Are you serious?
• 37:39
  Right. Now did you make this?
• 37:44
  Is this new fucking? Sand use it wisely.
• 37:49
  Tiny rocks. Fucking sand.
• 37:51
  Are you serious right now? He threw it so aggressively.
• 38:00
  OK, so here's what I want you to do.
• 38:02
  I want you to roll me AD 20. Get one first.
• 38:04
  It has to give me a Dex. Give me a Dex attack.
• 38:08
  OK, so you throw the sand against the door.
• 38:13
  I want you to roll me. I want you to roll me AD 12.
• 38:16
  AD 12. Yeah.
• 38:17
  I thank God I want a fucking. One on that 20.
• 38:21
  Wait, what? Nothing.
• 38:22
  Yeah. That's 9.
• 38:26
  Nine. Yeah.
• 38:26
  What's? Going to happen to this door.
• 38:33
  Bucket sand. And you throw it against the
• 38:35
  door. Bucket sand.
• 38:37
  No, thank you. Thank you.
• 38:38
  You do it so much better. Yeah.
• 38:39
  It's my character. I will never So the sand hits
• 38:45
  the door and you swear you hear that ticking sound just like
• 38:50
  from your church and the door just before your eyes starts to
• 38:58
  change and all of a sudden it looks far worse and brittle.
• 39:05
  Where? Can I meet you all?
• 39:07
  Where should go? What do you do just?
• 39:10
  Hit the door. You're going to hit the door,
• 39:12
  give me a strength attack. 11. Needed A10?
• 39:18
  All right, roll your damage D4. I'm not professional on strike,
• 39:23
  so it's. Just one or two.
• 39:27
  So you hit the door and it crumbles like it's rotten, nasty
• 39:33
  termite eating wood and it just shatters.
• 39:36
  Your hand goes through it. I'm look down at hourglass.
• 39:43
  That's neat. Keep.
• 39:44
  That shit the fuck away from me. What in the sand?
• 39:48
  Either one of you want to do an investigation or inside check on
• 39:51
  the door. I guess I'll investigate which
• 39:54
  one to spend the hold on inside. What about perception?
• 39:57
  I missed 13 14. That's crazy because I rolled.
• 40:07
  I rolled another dice and got 13.
• 40:09
  So you look around as you bust through the bust a hole through
• 40:12
  the door and it's just kind of starts to fall apart.
• 40:15
  It's it's, you know, it's a rather large hole.
• 40:19
  You didn't knock the whole door off, but it looks like you could
• 40:21
  literally just push it open. And as you look around the coast
• 40:25
  looks clear. You don't see anyone has noticed
• 40:28
  or taken any inkling to what you're doing.
• 40:31
  Likewise as well, Father Ostrich, do you go inside the
• 40:36
  house? What are you doing?
• 40:37
  I'm going inside the house. My magic footprints let me hear.
• 40:40
  I stayed. Inside the house.
• 40:45
  All right, so Vallejo leaves you to it and you walk inside the
• 40:48
  house now neighbor, you lizard, after looking at you just being
• 40:56
  like shame you could have used me.
• 41:00
  You see that it's kind of going buck wild on the deck and it's
• 41:03
  trying to figure out how to get inside the ship into the hole
• 41:07
  I'll blow. My whistle in order to search
• 41:16
  the ship. Go for it.
• 41:20
  What's that? Is that I got a 17.
• 41:24
  So Jesus, OK. Roll again.
• 41:25
  Fish for 21. OK, yeah, we'll go with the 17
• 41:32
  to me so. Animal Handling's wisdom.
• 41:39
  So 19 so you know, you and then you kind of just circle your
• 41:44
  hand around like this and the lizard just kind of adheres to
• 41:48
  what you're saying. And and you see it just kind of
• 41:50
  just starts tearing around through the ship, just going all
• 41:52
  over. And then it's you start to hear
• 41:55
  the slamming sound and it's just bashing its tail on the deck to
• 42:01
  give you a clue that it's found something.
• 42:03
  OK. Investigate.
• 42:08
  You make your way. You just make your way over to
• 42:10
  the lizard and you see that it's staring to at a door that goes
• 42:17
  into the inside of the ship. My go inside and investigate.
• 42:24
  What are the chances this door is locked?
• 42:25
  I don't know. No.
• 42:28
  Fuck me, it's locked. No.
• 42:32
  Way no. Way.
• 42:33
  Come break the door. Punch, punch.
• 42:36
  Oh yeah, we have lock pick. Give me.
• 42:40
  A Give me give me a slight of hand with the advantage with
• 42:43
  your luck pick. Dex what's that 11?
• 42:54
  Total. 11 + 4. 15 girl I'm sorry I'm just picturing this giant
• 43:04
  foot or not giant but I'm just this big old short 1.
• 43:10
  The way we described it in the first episode, he just puts the
• 43:13
  lock pick in his hand and punches the.
• 43:15
  That is exactly what you do You. Just take the lock pick and the
• 43:23
  door. He just snatches the locking.
• 43:25
  Mechanism where the door just. Takes off and it opens up the
• 43:28
  door. Once you have this door open,
• 43:32
  you see a staircase going Into Darkness.
• 43:36
  Dara, let's go. You first.
• 43:41
  My I'm scared. I'm scared of the dock.
• 43:45
  You're the baddie. Fine, the lizard goes then.
• 43:51
  Lizard. First, the lizard cannot fit
• 43:54
  through the door. Damn it, I'll go you're.
• 44:01
  Going to go all right, so it's even a tight little fit for you,
• 44:05
  but you start making your way down the stairs.
• 44:09
  He's small. Though he's small, but he's
• 44:11
  still. Foul me fat.
• 44:16
  Just. Like if Nanaway from Suicide
• 44:18
  Squad too had like a little brother.
• 44:21
  See. He ain't lean.
• 44:23
  Lean beat Patty. Me fat.
• 44:27
  It shrunk. Me.
• 44:29
  Aw. So you follow behind.
• 44:35
  So the two of you, you make your way down the stairs, and as you
• 44:39
  do, only y'all give me a perception. 18.
• 44:47
  Damn, so as you're making your way down the stairs, you get
• 44:51
  down there and the entire area of the interior of this hole is
• 44:58
  frozen. You see crates about this and
• 45:01
  that and the Naway. There's one thing that I think
• 45:06
  even your simple sharp tooth, simple mind.
• 45:10
  Shiny. Could understand.
• 45:13
  You're hooked. Cutlass that you have on your
• 45:15
  hip is beautifully polished, leaned up against one of the
• 45:21
  crates, untouched, unharmed. And then you overhear A whisping
• 45:26
  voice. You're a bit early for market,
• 45:30
  ain't you? And with that, we're going to go
• 45:34
  back to YouTube. I guess I'm going to keep
• 45:36
  investigating the house. OK, roll me an investigation
• 45:40
  check. Since there's no one in the
• 45:42
  house and I have time, can I have advantage?
• 45:46
  I'll allow it. I'm doing like thorough.
• 45:50
  Surgeon, we said, do we know there's nobody in the house for
• 45:52
  certain? That's that.
• 45:53
  That is true. That is true.
• 45:54
  We don't know for sure. I know Tom's not here.
• 45:56
  I'm just going to go ahead and state this now.
• 45:59
  I will not tell you the truth. I'll just go with whatever you
• 46:02
  think is happening unless you make rolls for it. 18 with your
• 46:07
  investigation check, you start snooping through Tom's house.
• 46:11
  I know. There's liquor in here
• 46:13
  somewhere. You 100% find his liquor.
• 46:17
  Cabinet. You pocket it.
• 46:19
  You pocket the liquor? Yeah, You got a bottle of
• 46:24
  whiskey? You, you son of a bitch, Roll me
• 46:29
  AD 4. 3. Use you find 3 health potions
• 46:39
  and you. Said a bottle of whiskey, right?
• 46:42
  Yeah. No, he's going to like.
• 46:45
  This roll me a history check with advantage.
• 46:47
  With advantage what 14? I just did it under here so
• 46:52
  there wouldn't be too much feedback on the mic.
• 46:54
  I got you baby with a 14 father ostrich.
• 46:57
  All the sudden something starts to click in your mind.
• 47:00
  Your old, senile, frail mind, you can only recall one time
• 47:06
  you've ever been to Tom's house, and it was just last week.
• 47:14
  And you went over there, said a little prayer for him at his
• 47:19
  request, this and that. And then you had an altercation
• 47:23
  when you grab his bottle of whiskey and took off off the
• 47:28
  steps of his house and ran away. So I I don't remember anything
• 47:33
  about Tom other than before that day.
• 47:36
  No, no, you. You, you know Tom.
• 47:38
  You. You've known him for years, the
• 47:40
  entire time you've been here. He's.
• 47:42
  Also, I I thought you were saying like he just kind of
• 47:44
  appeared and we just knew. Him, but but you've never, you
• 47:48
  know, this is the only time that's the only time you can
• 47:49
  recall that you've ever been to his house and now this time as
• 47:52
  well. And you're just kind of lost in
• 47:55
  thought on that. But then it kind of starts to
• 47:57
  click. I think something's going on
• 47:59
  with time around here. Something with time ain't right.
• 48:05
  You can give me another perception Valeo 17 with the 17
• 48:11
  you. You start to overhear different
• 48:13
  little things and suddenly something catches your eye as
• 48:17
  you watch a ruffian come out of the hushnet in and start having
• 48:27
  an altercation with someone you can't see.
• 48:30
  And then he acts as though he's blinded for a moment and then is
• 48:35
  carried and walks past you down the road towards the docks.
• 48:42
  And then you realize. And that's the guy that the
• 48:45
  Naway ate yesterday. What?
• 48:47
  In the fuck is going on? I'm going to, I'm going to walk
• 48:52
  outside and I'm going to look at the layout and I'm going to be
• 48:56
  like. Hey Vallejo, I don't.
• 48:58
  I don't know entirely what's going on, but something's fucked
• 49:01
  up with time. Yeah, you don't say so.
• 49:03
  I saw that guy that I shot and the shark boy over there at the
• 49:09
  dock. Hey.
• 49:12
  I think we should get back down to the docks.
• 49:15
  I think you should get the fucking rid of that thing.
• 49:18
  I can't my precious. We need it.
• 49:26
  So you guys go towards the dock, Yeah, OK with that.
• 49:31
  So that. Was the only thing about the
• 49:33
  time? Hey, correct.
• 49:35
  Total misleading. You failed the roll.
• 49:37
  What? I didn't roll that high.
• 49:40
  I rolled high on the other one. The history that's.
• 49:44
  Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:45
  Now back at the dock, Dera Nanaway.
• 49:49
  Oh, shit. What's wrong, buddy?
• 49:50
  Are you good? I'm stopping it.
• 49:56
  So back at the docks on the Gull, the smuggler ship, you
• 50:02
  hear that ghostly voice. And what the hell is that?
• 50:10
  You you realize that that's one of the little taunts that Val
• 50:13
  Dorn shouted at you guys yesterday?
• 50:17
  Who are you fat bitch? So loud and.
• 50:21
  Awesome. That was perfect.
• 50:22
  You were you were like right up next to it like this.
• 50:25
  That's how you just. He was.
• 50:28
  On that shit. I'm in that shit like, Oh my.
• 50:33
  You got to be intimate with the microphone all.
• 50:36
  Right, all right, what do we do now?
• 50:43
  Scared me scary The ghost eat the ghost hungry to.
• 50:53
  Be fair, we don't know if they're ghost or not.
• 50:56
  We don't know what the fuck is. Going on right now, Nanaway or
• 51:01
  Dera, give me an insight check 80 The good news is though, you
• 51:12
  don't get all that information that I was going to give you.
• 51:15
  But all of a sudden there's a crystal clear moment where the
• 51:20
  ship looks brand new right in front of you and you see the man
• 51:26
  that was killed yesterday Veldorn, and he walks over and
• 51:29
  grabs the hooked cutlass talking.
• 51:32
  You hear these voices and there's another man behind him
• 51:36
  and he simply says. I'm not paying any fees.
• 51:39
  I'm trying to just go ahead and just make as much money as I can
• 51:42
  off this fucking shit. Now come on, let's go ahead and
• 51:45
  unload all this. I want to make my money.
• 51:47
  We got to get to this lady. We got to make this happen.
• 51:51
  And then at that moment he turns and sees the two of you and goes
• 51:57
  what? The hell are you doing here?
• 51:59
  This is my ship. And just goes ahead and bears
• 52:04
  that sword. You're dead.
• 52:07
  That's exactly what you're about to be, shock boy.
• 52:11
  Trying Initiative 88. We both.
• 52:17
  Got 8. Oh.
• 52:18
  No, no. Is he?
• 52:20
  Going to kill us both now you. Guys want to.
• 52:23
  Get initiative rolls I. Got you.
• 52:29
  Our own is 6 + 2. Everybody got a 6 + 2.
• 52:36
  Get a 6 + 2. Yeah, 16 I.
• 52:38
  Swear to God I got 6 + 2 I. Got a 17.
• 52:44
  He's looking at porn. Chuck porn.
• 52:51
  No, what? Father Ostrich, I thought.
• 52:57
  I'd train. You better damn it.
• 53:01
  Are you just not fine about the Sharks on the fans or
• 53:03
  apparently? I'm old.
• 53:07
  Yeah, come subscribe to My Only Fans.
• 53:10
  It's called Shark Man 223. What?
• 53:15
  Does 223. Mean.
• 53:17
  I don't know, it's just numbers. All three of you rolling these
• 53:21
  rolling D20. 12. 12/16. 16. OK, wait, hold on 12/13/14.
• 53:33
  Well, mine would be 1414. You 2 roll again.
• 53:38
  Are we adding? No.
• 53:39
  OK. Then 12:00 you got.
• 53:41
  To. Roll again because you got to.
• 53:46
  Roll damn it, another 8. 7 there's.
• 53:51
  Two of you we're gonna get, yes. At least you're both right there
• 53:55
  and I'm deciding, OK, No, no way.
• 53:58
  No, it's like this just happened.
• 54:00
  No. Does a 17 hit you?
• 54:09
  Does the 17 hit you? For what?
• 54:13
  Your AC it's a 10 plus your dex mod, yeah. 12.
• 54:21
  Yeah. No.
• 54:23
  So now we're going. To.
• 54:26
  Die No. What's your HP then?
• 54:29
  Are we? 15 Oh, you're.
• 54:32
  Dude, baby, you're good. You're.
• 54:35
  Good. No, it's almost double.
• 54:38
  My HP. What the fuck one no.
• 54:43
  It's 8, so you get hit with that cutlass that is literally on
• 54:50
  your hip right now and it slashes across your belly
• 54:57
  dealing 7 damage, and there's a chilling cold bite across the
• 55:03
  wound in the scar, so you take another one damage, so you take
• 55:08
  8 toll. Racist.
• 55:13
  And Val Dorne just looks at you as he says this and goes.
• 55:17
  I don't know what you think you're doing here, but I'm going
• 55:19
  to send you right up the fucking Rd., buddy.
• 55:22
  I'm sorry. I am going to spend one of my
• 55:27
  luck once and give myself advantage to.
• 55:30
  Oh, right. Not.
• 55:35
  The 10A10 a 10. So you go get up there and you
• 55:38
  try to try to start climbing up the ship.
• 55:40
  It's just you just keep sliding back down.
• 55:43
  You're not able to get up there. So I'm just.
• 55:46
  Going press my revolver to the hole and fire.
• 55:49
  To the hole. Oh, OK.
• 55:52
  All. Right.
• 55:54
  Roll your tack. I mean, that's a hit.
• 55:57
  Roll your damage, 10 damage. So you fire through the ship it
• 56:06
  you hear the shatter of the almost in glass shatter of the
• 56:10
  ice and it does weaken the hole right where you stand.
• 56:17
  It doesn't shatter, but you puncture it doesn't appear to
• 56:20
  weaken the surface that you're looking at right in front of you
• 56:24
  and a four your bullet disappears into the ship.
• 56:31
  As this takes place the Naway David, you hear a all familiar
• 56:38
  sound of that crazy. What the fuck is that metal
• 56:42
  thing? And with a little hammer.
• 56:47
  And one of those projectiles that you're so used to comes
• 56:51
  flying through the inside of the ship and hits one of the men
• 56:57
  that are suddenly there before you.
• 57:00
  And he just kind of shutters for a moment and you can see him
• 57:06
  grabbing his side. Yeah, bitch.
• 57:10
  Is there anybody home? Come and eat you all,
• 57:12
  motherfuckers. I'm sorry, I just want to say
• 57:14
  one of my favorite about one of my favorite parts about the last
• 57:18
  the last podcast was when the pizza guy got here.
• 57:21
  Like I'm mid Senate. Something, something, something,
• 57:22
  something, I'm here. Knock, knock and I go.
• 57:24
  Housekeeping. And then it's like hello, hello,
• 57:27
  hello, you guys stop it, hello. And then it's like hungry and
• 57:33
  then go need Chihuahua amigo. And then?
• 57:36
  Shame him, shame him, shame him. Shame.
• 57:43
  Not are we going to die? Again, no guy runs up with a net
• 57:52
  weave, he tosses it at you. And you weave and it.
• 58:00
  Bitch. Drops to the ground next to you,
• 58:05
  and with that it is David's turn.
• 58:10
  You're. Not going to use some my new
• 58:13
  skills. My skill being quick lie the one
• 58:19
  MP use advantage on deception check.
• 58:25
  So I'll quick lie to him and say hey, what are you throwing that
• 58:28
  on me for? I'm on your side.
• 58:31
  Who'd you say it to? Whoever threw the flask?
• 58:34
  So you I got that. On me, man, I'm on your side.
• 58:39
  He's just, you say that and he literally just freezes for a
• 58:43
  moment and then there's just this moment of confusion.
• 58:47
  Then it's followed by a recollection and he's just like.
• 58:53
  Oh, yeah. Sorry, love.
• 58:57
  Oh, yeah. So all right, yeah, yeah.
• 59:00
  The shot guy did. The shot guy did.
• 59:02
  And. He believes that you guys are on
• 59:06
  the same same side. I can move still.
• 59:09
  OK, So I'm going to go and stand on their side and kind of like
• 59:12
  get behind them. With your quick thinking you
• 59:15
  move over closer to the man that just moved.
• 59:18
  The just threw the flask at you. You guys are on the same side
• 59:21
  now he fully believes. Well played.
• 59:25
  She's a survivor and a manipulator.
• 59:30
  No, no, no, no, he's going to die because he's getting
• 59:33
  targeted by like 6 guys. Father Oscar.
• 59:37
  Constitution. Fuck this shit.
• 59:39
  I'm going to do my damn missed. You can you get to the ship, you
• 59:43
  can climb up the ship and yeah, yeah, you could get down there.
• 59:48
  I. Got a roll for the climb though.
• 59:52
  Right. So Father Ostrich, you book it,
• 59:55
  you book it to the side of the ship and you you witness
• 1:00:01
  everything happening. You're right there with Valet,
• 1:00:03
  but Balla, you're right there with the ballet and.
• 1:00:09
  Man, take your wagon, Sir. As I get down there, can I hit
• 1:00:13
  one of them whistles? I can't do it in person.
• 1:00:16
  Oh yeah, get up. For the lizard, sure, give me a
• 1:00:24
  give me an animal handling check 14 The lizard.
• 1:00:29
  All of a sudden you see this gigantic iguana horse sized
• 1:00:32
  fucking head just pop its head over the side of the rail.
• 1:00:36
  Look down at you and then just and come climbing down and it
• 1:00:42
  just drops down right in front of you.
• 1:00:44
  It's tongue just kind of lightly tickles your cheek.
• 1:00:48
  Stop. It I'm a hop on its back and be.
• 1:00:52
  Like, give me a ride check, motherfucker.
• 1:00:54
  What's a ride check? Oh wait, sorry, I'm thinking old
• 1:00:57
  school. Give me a dex.
• 1:00:59
  Give me a dex check. Dicks.
• 1:01:03
  Jiu Jitsu. 13 That's what it is. You hold on, it moves and gets
• 1:01:14
  you up to the top all right. I'm pat on its head and be like.
• 1:01:18
  Good boy. And then hop off and use the
• 1:01:21
  dash action to get all the way to the bottom.
• 1:01:24
  You make your way down the stairs, seeing the burst open
• 1:01:26
  door. You got to be like.
• 1:01:28
  That's the Norway right there. And you take off down those
• 1:01:31
  stairs as fast as your little old man legs and hip will get
• 1:01:35
  you. And as you reach the bottom of
• 1:01:39
  the stairs, you see the Naway literally fighting the same guy
• 1:01:44
  that almost killed him yesterday.
• 1:01:45
  You see all these faces. You're not good with faces, but
• 1:01:48
  you're like. You guys are dead, right?
• 1:01:50
  So you didn't know? You wasn't the first time.
• 1:01:57
  Who you doing it to the? Captain.
• 1:02:03
  Fucking last night. Pocket sand.
• 1:02:12
  Pocket sand. Roll it 13 Lucky.
• 1:02:22
  He said lucky. You run down, you see all the
• 1:02:25
  chaos happening. You immediately see a guy.
• 1:02:27
  I can get to that guy. And you run over there.
• 1:02:29
  Pocket sand and. Then after I pocket sand on.
• 1:02:35
  And immediately, all of a sudden, Deja.
• 1:02:42
  Bru it's just oh God what is this?
• 1:02:47
  Deira helped me. Oh yeah, I accidentally.
• 1:02:51
  Probably said it to your friend. My bad, I just saw it tell us
• 1:02:55
  and thought it was a bad guy. You should have put that his
• 1:02:58
  head so I knew it was temporarily a good guy.
• 1:03:01
  We should put. Thanks to my friend.
• 1:03:05
  Thanks. So she's my friend.
• 1:03:08
  Bad guy. I'm sneaking in on their team.
• 1:03:11
  And now it isn't an always turn. See.
• 1:03:15
  See. Hungry.
• 1:03:17
  Oh boy, Go ahead 12. So you reach out.
• 1:03:31
  Hungry. And you try and latch on the
• 1:03:33
  veldorn, and he's able to deflect your teeth back with his
• 1:03:36
  own sword and you unfortunately cannot land a bite.
• 1:03:42
  Damn it. Stupid people.
• 1:03:46
  And then it's Veldorn's turn. Pockets and.
• 1:03:51
  Oh my God, you do have a pocket of pockets.
• 1:03:53
  And you fucking asshole, that's. 2022.
• 1:04:00
  It's a Nat 20. Roll to confirm, roll to
• 1:04:03
  confirm. If it hits again you get a
• 1:04:04
  special with fucking pocket sand.
• 1:04:09
  Fuck. It doesn't confirm but you get
• 1:04:10
  exploding die. Oh wait, some damage.
• 1:04:12
  Oh it doesn't do damage, Automatic blindness.
• 1:04:16
  It's a Nat 20. Pocket Sam, bitch, I'm so
• 1:04:19
  fucking. Proud of him.
• 1:04:23
  You just slap a handful of sand right into his face after the
• 1:04:27
  bite. Miss and he's immediately just.
• 1:04:30
  Huh. Boy, what is that?
• 1:04:33
  What is? It's dirty, dirty fucking
• 1:04:37
  motherfucker. Just swinging his sword around
• 1:04:39
  wildly. Vallejo, it's your turn.
• 1:04:42
  Next move can I eat him with my bottom lower half?
• 1:04:47
  6 total Eat. Him with your bottom half?
• 1:04:49
  Oh my God, wait a minute. I remember that episode of South
• 1:04:55
  Park, Remember, Remember I had we looked it up in ChatGPT and.
• 1:04:59
  Give me a strength check. Five.
• 1:05:09
  I used to. I used.
• 1:05:10
  To stop the. Side of the ship.
• 1:05:11
  God damn it, what is? So.
• 1:05:17
  Look what they edited and knew the battle passed Fortnite.
• 1:05:20
  With the amount of damage that you have done and succeeded on,
• 1:05:23
  no, you officially muting you bad boy, you officially do
• 1:05:31
  enough damage into the side of the hole to where you believe
• 1:05:34
  you could squeeze through and do that.
• 1:05:37
  Just give me a dex check 16 you know.
• 1:05:42
  Hell yeah, bitch. And you you're able to.
• 1:05:47
  Scrape and squeeze your way through.
• 1:05:51
  It pitches all right, so you squeeze through and just like
• 1:05:56
  you saw earlier, you see all the men that were dead yesterday.
• 1:06:00
  Well, three of them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I
• 1:06:05
  killed you 3 yesterday, did I'm not, no.
• 1:06:08
  I'm pretty sure you killed them. Not the one he got killed by, I
• 1:06:13
  think shark. I'm pretty sure it was Cat.
• 1:06:19
  Meow, Oh. You think you're funny?
• 1:06:23
  Well, you're not. Next target, I tell you that.
• 1:06:26
  And with that it is I. Genuinely have no idea who you
• 1:06:29
  are. So that's the guy just said that
• 1:06:32
  to you and he is attacking you. What's your AC 1414?
• 1:06:38
  So blinded guy hears you talking, talk some shit, and
• 1:06:43
  then chucks one of his flask behind his back at you and
• 1:06:49
  you're able to just. Weave.
• 1:06:52
  That's going to be a new good word up and always.
• 1:06:55
  We've. And it literally just goes
• 1:06:57
  flying out of the hole you just came through.
• 1:06:59
  What is your AC? I'm just, well, well, well, I'm
• 1:07:02
  getting old. I'm decently dectorious.
• 1:07:03
  So why are you? Turning into the Joker for.
• 1:07:05
  A second well, well, you want to.
• 1:07:11
  Know how I got these scars? You know Batman, I caught a
• 1:07:16
  little lipony. That's.
• 1:07:18
  What I'm going to do with the Batman?
• 1:07:20
  No Joker. No, no, no Joker, no Joker.
• 1:07:27
  So he runs up. He goes to run it on Father
• 1:07:30
  Austric. Father Austric, we're gonna edit
• 1:07:31
  that out. Weave God.
• 1:07:35
  Damn you in the wee and he gets to stab at you and you're like
• 1:07:40
  what do you do? Stop it, stop it.
• 1:07:45
  Bitch, actually, you know, for flavor wise as it gets to stab
• 1:07:50
  me, my eyes are flashing gold and I'll just move to the side.
• 1:07:53
  I'll just appear to the side. That's pretty fucking tight.
• 1:07:57
  I like that. With that, it's Dairy's turn.
• 1:08:01
  Ah. I got matched I'll.
• 1:08:11
  You have advantage. Oh, I'll.
• 1:08:12
  Throw throw the net. On them.
• 1:08:15
  Are you going to net the netter? Oh no no, this is the flash guy.
• 1:08:18
  But still I like it. Plus through.
• 1:08:22
  Were there any interferences on the table?
• 1:08:24
  Did you hit something? Anything your net misses?
• 1:08:28
  What do you do next? That was my move, right?
• 1:08:33
  All I can do is reposition. This is correct.
• 1:08:37
  Dang it, I'm just going to chill and act like I'll move through
• 1:08:40
  that. Net poop Dick do it.
• 1:08:44
  You got who? Who?
• 1:08:46
  This guy that tried to fucking stab me.
• 1:08:48
  OK, roll me an attack. That's not bad.
• 1:08:58
  Nat 20-30 OK, Jesus. All right.
• 1:09:04
  You throw the sand on him and immediately he's just like.
• 1:09:09
  I can still see you. And then all of a sudden there's
• 1:09:12
  that and all of his clothes just suddenly pull upwards as if
• 1:09:23
  gravity has reversed. Diddy and.
• 1:09:26
  He is completely blinded and disoriented.
• 1:09:30
  Power. Congratulations, you're a
• 1:09:32
  confused stripper balloon. I'm I'm going to look over at a
• 1:09:38
  balloon and be like. Hey Balloon, I'm going to do
• 1:09:41
  what you do. I'm going to meta magic quicken
• 1:09:44
  spell finger gun. 9 damage in total. 9 damage.
• 1:09:49
  Yeah, it was a 5 and a four. Well, like 5 total for the first
• 1:09:52
  finger gun, 4 total for the second finger gun.
• 1:09:56
  Mother of Pearl. You you can see it just passes
• 1:10:00
  through the clothes. Oh God.
• 1:10:02
  Oh my. God the not way.
• 1:10:06
  See me cast fog veil, it creates a light mist around me for.
• 1:10:15
  One minute. You.
• 1:10:16
  Can hide, sneak away, all kinds of crazy shit, right?
• 1:10:18
  Sneak attacks all. Right, give me a stealth check
• 1:10:21
  with advantage. 10. That annoys.
• 1:10:26
  And. You attack him if you like.
• 1:10:30
  Me going to use my hooked cutlass.
• 1:10:33
  Oh my God, so oh so he's just. Where the fuck did that come
• 1:10:38
  from? Shark made.
• 1:10:45
  Oh, he's not blind anymore. It only lasts till the end of
• 1:10:48
  your turn. So I'm sorry X nated the lucky
• 1:10:52
  son of a bitch. He's probably going to hit you.
• 1:10:55
  Weave, weave. Hold up, hold up.
• 1:11:08
  Let me hit it. Weave.
• 1:11:11
  Does it all heaven hit you? I was being a smart ass and
• 1:11:15
  rhetorical, I know. It doesn't weave.
• 1:11:18
  There you go. Weave bitch.
• 1:11:21
  Vallejo, it is your turn. I'm shooting the captain 25.
• 1:11:26
  He takes the shot. Not even he.
• 1:11:28
  Doesn't even know what that as far as he knows, he just got
• 1:11:30
  punched and it's just painful as hell.
• 1:11:35
  He's, he's just, and there's a bit of mist around him too, so
• 1:11:42
  he's a little disoriented. So guy flying in the air, he
• 1:11:48
  falls down to the ground and is prone.
• 1:11:53
  Fucking. Bitch, so he gets a bitch day.
• 1:11:55
  Rich, your turn. I got caught, I got quite a good
• 1:11:58
  idea and it's gonna come come in through the the the hole in the
• 1:12:05
  wall. So you, David, could you blow
• 1:12:08
  your whistle, please? That was beautiful.
• 1:12:12
  Thank you. So all of a sudden you just hear
• 1:12:21
  and hello. And then just as big ol lizard
• 1:12:27
  comes bursting through the side of the hole.
• 1:12:29
  Yeah. We're over a bite.
• 1:12:31
  How do? I do that so it's AD 20 plus
• 1:12:36
  it's a + 423. So lizard just snatches onto
• 1:12:41
  your buddy and he just looks at you.
• 1:12:45
  Dara, Dara, help me. Oh my God, this lizard's got me.
• 1:12:49
  Who are you? I don't know who you are.
• 1:12:51
  Act act delusional. You're cold bitch, Dara.
• 1:12:57
  And with that we have Ausrich all.
• 1:13:01
  Right. So I'm going to pull out a
• 1:13:02
  handful of pockets in. God Dang.
• 1:13:05
  And then I'm gonna look at the dude directly in front.
• 1:13:08
  Of me. Wait, wait.
• 1:13:08
  Hourglass, pocket sand or your pocket sand.
• 1:13:10
  My pocket. Sand OK, because.
• 1:13:12
  Either way, he's taking damage if it hits him and I'm gonna
• 1:13:15
  cast catapult on my pocket sand. For those listening at home.
• 1:13:21
  Or on the way to work or cruising.
• 1:13:24
  What does Catapult do? Choose an object weighing 1 to 5
• 1:13:28
  lbs within range that isn't being worn or carried.
• 1:13:31
  The object flies in a straight line up to 90 feet in the
• 1:13:33
  direction you choose before falling to the ground, stopping
• 1:13:36
  early if it impacts against a solid surface.
• 1:13:38
  If the object would strike a creature, that creature must
• 1:13:40
  make a Dexterity saving throw. On a fellowed save, the object
• 1:13:44
  strikes the target and stops moving When the object strikes
• 1:13:46
  something, the object and what it strikes each take 3D8
• 1:13:50
  bludgeoning damage. Jesus Christ.
• 1:13:53
  OK, this is. The level 1 spell.
• 1:13:56
  I didn't know what Catapult did either.
• 1:13:59
  Tell me how he dies. So as as he falls from the
• 1:14:05
  ground and tries to stab me and I do my little travel in time to
• 1:14:09
  dodge it, you'll see Ostrich grab a handful of pocket sand
• 1:14:14
  and just kind of place it on the ground and he'll look the guy in
• 1:14:17
  the eyes and goes. Hey, think fast, chuckle nuts.
• 1:14:22
  And the pocket sand will fly out of a high velocity.
• 1:14:27
  And have you ever seen what happens when a sandblaster hits
• 1:14:30
  meat? Yes.
• 1:14:31
  Yeah, that. Oh my God.
• 1:14:33
  And just a mutilated, shredded body falls to the ground.
• 1:14:38
  Nanaway. See.
• 1:14:39
  Tis be your Ted Sir, with Bill doing.
• 1:14:43
  Thirsty. I need a drink.
• 1:14:47
  Get that beer, boy. Remember, Nanaway has a glass of
• 1:14:53
  rum. As In Our Way drinks his rum.
• 1:14:58
  He reaches for his dagger. So in our way.
• 1:15:02
  See. Tell me how you kill Val Dorn
• 1:15:07
  again. Again bitch, second time I grab
• 1:15:14
  his arm and cut the shit out of it next.
• 1:15:21
  I grab my dagger and I slam it. Up through his throat.
• 1:15:27
  He's just like. I was just trying to make some
• 1:15:30
  money. And then and it's not Val
• 1:15:33
  Doran's turn, it's Valio have. We done this dance before.
• 1:15:41
  I never met you in my life and I don't think I like you buddy,
• 1:15:45
  but I like fire and if I'm going down, I'm taking you all with
• 1:15:48
  me. I don't think that hits.
• 1:15:52
  It's probably a good thing what you got.
• 1:15:55
  Two on the die. Oh my, you roll A2?
• 1:15:58
  Yeah, that's a misfire. I.
• 1:16:02
  Can take it. 13 AC and 13 HP ice crawler I can take it.
• 1:16:08
  No, you can't. So grappled by the lizard?
• 1:16:13
  I forgot about the lizard. Grappled by the lizard, he grabs
• 1:16:17
  one of his flasks and just goes, cracks it open on the lizard's
• 1:16:23
  face and the lizard gets covered in the oil.
• 1:16:26
  He takes a suit. He takes an igniter and igniter.
• 1:16:32
  I hardly. Know hits lizard in the face and
• 1:16:42
  oh man no way is always covered in baby oil but.
• 1:16:52
  And all of a sudden the fire just sparks up on Lizard's face
• 1:16:56
  and it just and does let him go with the violent motion.
• 1:17:02
  And that is Daver's turn all. Right mate, I think I know what
• 1:17:08
  I've got to do. Got to put him out of his
• 1:17:09
  misery. The man who?
• 1:17:12
  Lizard. Oh, no, not, not my lizard.
• 1:17:15
  No, he's not. He's not quite there.
• 1:17:20
  Stab him in the back. So and he turns and looks at you
• 1:17:26
  guys. Dara, what have you betrayed me?
• 1:17:34
  Just this. I was never on your teammate.
• 1:17:37
  It's just for long, the look of betrayal and sadness mixed with
• 1:17:41
  utter confusion. Mind sliver.
• 1:17:44
  What the hell is that? It's such a good spell.
• 1:17:49
  You drive a disorient. It's a it's a can trip, by the
• 1:17:51
  way. You drive a disorienting spike
• 1:17:54
  of psychic energy into the mind of one creature you can see
• 1:17:56
  within range. The target must succeed on an
• 1:17:59
  intelligent saving throw or take 1D6 damage and subtract 1D four
• 1:18:04
  from the next saving throw it makes before the end of the next
• 1:18:06
  turn. Then no way it's your turn for
• 1:18:10
  those of you at home that can't. Nanaway, also known as Trent, is
• 1:18:14
  rubbing himself. Dead.
• 1:18:15
  Getting ready? No.
• 1:18:17
  Shark Getty See, he's pitching this slip and slide in that.
• 1:18:23
  Bitch remember what attack with my lower side I'm.
• 1:18:29
  So scared what you're about to do.
• 1:18:30
  What do you OK? What is Nanaway trying to do
• 1:18:33
  here? Sir, I think I know how this is
• 1:18:39
  going to go. But.
• 1:18:41
  Tell me how you kill this poor man.
• 1:18:44
  From ass up, I suppose. So as in always getting ready to
• 1:18:51
  attack. He sees that ass.
• 1:18:57
  God, he's hungry, ain't he? This has started extremely
• 1:19:01
  uncomfortable. God, he's hungry.
• 1:19:08
  What the? Fuck and now y'all wonder why I
• 1:19:11
  left the fucking boat? As no way is going in a bite, he
• 1:19:16
  bites the dude's ass and he rips it to shreds.
• 1:19:23
  Flies a lot, a little bit of any windows being just poked into
• 1:19:26
  that. But yes, so you witness and you
• 1:19:32
  witness in our way devouring this man, just clapping them up
• 1:19:36
  from cheeks, if you understand the metaphor there as he, as he,
• 1:19:42
  as he bends his legs in and just continues to eat upward.
• 1:19:46
  Yes. Isn't it the sword for you?
• 1:19:49
  Oh, no, no way. No, No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:19:52
  no, no. See.
• 1:19:54
  As he hand you the sword and you hold it in your hands, the one
• 1:20:01
  that you have sheathed at your hip begins to disintegrate and
• 1:20:06
  turn into sand. OK, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:20:11
  Father Ostrich, turn that hourglass upside down.
• 1:20:15
  I'm. Gonna turn the hourglass upside
• 1:20:18
  down, sweet baby Jesus. I'm gonna turn the hourglass
• 1:20:22
  upside down. So as you do this, everything
• 1:20:27
  begins to ripple and shift around you, starting from the
• 1:20:31
  interior of the ship and moving outward.
• 1:20:34
  Once this starts, it's like a switch that's been flipped and
• 1:20:37
  it's broken. There's no way to reverse and
• 1:20:40
  everything starts to kind of phase shutter.
• 1:20:44
  You see the ship begin to manipulate and reform, looking
• 1:20:51
  like brand new just got built at the harbor, and then deteriorate
• 1:20:58
  and move inward and beginning to disintegrate from old age and
• 1:21:02
  weather uselessness. And that rippled effect just
• 1:21:06
  goes throughout the entirety of everything you're around.
• 1:21:09
  At one point you're standing on brand new boards and then your
• 1:21:12
  foot goes through as it rots and it's happening in the entire
• 1:21:18
  area that circumferences you right now.
• 1:21:21
  I think I'm going to go see that box under the water.
• 1:21:28
  You run out through the hole and you're going to jump into the
• 1:21:30
  water. See, as you dive into the water,
• 1:21:34
  give me a perception check. That's a 20.
• 1:21:39
  Nat 20. Nat 20 and then -2.
• 1:21:44
  You dive in the water, you start swimming around where you
• 1:21:47
  believe the crate went down. No way you see that crate as you
• 1:21:53
  dive further down deep. You're a fucking half shark man.
• 1:21:57
  I wasn't even going to make you roll a swim check, or I guess it
• 1:21:59
  would be. Athletic.
• 1:22:00
  What, you mean I can swim 30 feet, land and water?
• 1:22:07
  Yeah, you can swim in the land too.
• 1:22:09
  Sometimes. Yes, ma'am.
• 1:22:18
  So you see, the crate down at the bottom of the water looks
• 1:22:22
  rather familiar to you. It's also shuttering, just like
• 1:22:25
  the inside of the ship was. David, what are you doing?
• 1:22:31
  You're inside the ship. It's looking like it's going
• 1:22:33
  crazy. Follow them outside and see
• 1:22:39
  what's going on. All right.
• 1:22:42
  I'm sure of the chaos. Don't make any sudden moves.
• 1:22:45
  Smart. Smart.
• 1:22:47
  Smart. You're all outside.
• 1:22:52
  Give me Vallejo. What are you doing?
• 1:22:55
  Getting the fuck out of here. You running away from the dock.
• 1:23:00
  Yeah. OK, heading into land.
• 1:23:03
  Weird shit's happening. Open the.
• 1:23:08
  Crate. You open the crate, so you throw
• 1:23:11
  open the crate. I've seen this before.
• 1:23:14
  And within you see a rather large, a rather large sized
• 1:23:21
  chest with inside. When I say rather large, it
• 1:23:25
  looks like a jewelry box essentially, but it's it's a
• 1:23:27
  nice size. Yeah, you RIP it from the chest
• 1:23:32
  and that same feeling courses through every fiber of your
• 1:23:36
  being and into. Your bones, Yeah, this is no
• 1:23:40
  shit. When that happens, all of a
• 1:23:48
  sudden you're not there anymore. You're in a black abyss.
• 1:23:54
  And for that instant, all you. Can.
• 1:23:58
  See, all you can see is a figure falling into a Ring of Fire,
• 1:24:07
  Johnny Cash. And the next thing you know, you
• 1:24:12
  see the face of this figure that's falling into the Ring of
• 1:24:15
  Fire, and it's Vallejo. And then and you're back.
• 1:24:24
  Kill Vallejo. What do you do?
• 1:24:27
  Do I? Have the track.
• 1:24:28
  You have the chest in your hands and the two vials.
• 1:24:30
  You may certainly try. He's evil.
• 1:24:37
  So I still have the chest. Everything's still shuddering.
• 1:24:39
  I. Want to chase the lie?
• 1:24:43
  All right, we're going to move from you.
• 1:24:45
  Vallejo. What are you doing?
• 1:24:46
  I'm. Still.
• 1:24:48
  Fucking running. You're running.
• 1:24:49
  You run fully into town. As you get off the dock, you see
• 1:24:53
  two ghostly figures walking past you, hurrying towards the dock,
• 1:24:58
  and they phase out of existence and shudder away.
• 1:25:07
  They were kind of intelligible, but you could tell that they
• 1:25:11
  were. I think those were the guys from
• 1:25:13
  yesterday. I think the time just re killed
• 1:25:17
  them. Fuck it, I got places of being
• 1:25:23
  whiskey to drink. For a reason.
• 1:25:27
  I'm going to leave you there. All right?
• 1:25:29
  Now. Wait.
• 1:25:29
  What are you doing underneath the water?
• 1:25:32
  You get to the chest. See.
• 1:25:36
  You open her up. Yes.
• 1:25:40
  Give me a constitution. Safe. 9 give.
• 1:25:59
  Me, that shit we weave. You suddenly feel exhausted and
• 1:26:14
  like it's kind of hard to swim. You just.
• 1:26:18
  You just. You just.
• 1:26:20
  I mean. You are weak, tired, like.
• 1:26:25
  Oh God. You know what you do, but you do
• 1:26:31
  successfully open the chest. You see a small jewelry chest, 2
• 1:26:38
  vials, and two other little satchels that look like they're
• 1:26:45
  deflated with some different colored Reds and purples.
• 1:26:49
  Me take it all. You get it all.
• 1:26:54
  What do you do? Me swim up.
• 1:26:58
  OK, so you get back up to the top.
• 1:27:01
  As soon as you jump back onto the dock, you see Father Ostrich
• 1:27:07
  kind of standing there before you with another crate.
• 1:27:09
  He looks a little different. I love the look.
• 1:27:14
  Of fat I. Love the look on your face.
• 1:27:17
  As I just said, Father. Father Ostrich looks a little
• 1:27:19
  different. Yeah, I saw you perk it.
• 1:27:20
  Like what? What do?
• 1:27:25
  You mean meet his father Ostrich?
• 1:27:27
  Father Ostrich, you lock eyes on the Nah way and it just doesn't
• 1:27:32
  look quite right. He's.
• 1:27:36
  He's black. On the Black Dolphins, sorry,
• 1:27:42
  Family Guy reference, he's kind of splotchy and even though he
• 1:27:49
  just got out of the water, he he just looks drier than you're
• 1:27:53
  used to. Damn.
• 1:27:54
  I don't get that smooth baby seal skin anymore.
• 1:27:57
  Excrete. Excrete.
• 1:27:58
  I'm not into you anymore. No, I don't.
• 1:28:01
  We should see each other anymore.
• 1:28:03
  No, there's all. That fish in this thing.
• 1:28:12
  So with that, you see this thing.
• 1:28:15
  It appears that Nanaway has become a much older shark, and
• 1:28:23
  it appears that Father Ostrich, I mean, he's got more hair on
• 1:28:30
  his head, He's got a bit more color in his cheeks, and it's
• 1:28:34
  less Gray. He appears to be a little bit
• 1:28:38
  younger. Damn it, that was a great old
• 1:28:45
  man in my way. Sure, go for it.
• 1:28:59
  At your best guess, you would have to say that Father Ostrich
• 1:29:03
  is at least 10 to 12 years younger.
• 1:29:07
  I'm not that old anymore. And the Naway appears to be
• 1:29:12
  around about the same, believe it or not, older.
• 1:29:25
  And as this all comes to fruition and and you realize all
• 1:29:30
  of this, the whole area does again.
• 1:29:35
  The ship is moving backwards in the ice, it's falling apart and
• 1:29:41
  deteriorating. Bits are literally
• 1:29:43
  disintegrating and flying off into the sky, as well as the
• 1:29:47
  crate and everything you didn't grab.
• 1:29:49
  So y'all. Kissed right.
• 1:29:53
  Though and the. And you can also feel it in the
• 1:30:00
  nearby area where you're at, like you can feel that it's
• 1:30:04
  still trying to pull you with it.
• 1:30:06
  Tickles. What?
• 1:30:06
  The kiss. Or the thing.
• 1:30:11
  Any stuff? Both.
• 1:30:11
  Both you're. Going to kiss, do I?
• 1:30:17
  Do I feel younger? Yes, all.
• 1:30:22
  Right. So we're so if there's newfound
• 1:30:24
  feeling, I'm like. Oh, my hips feel great and.
• 1:30:29
  Then I'm sorry. I think I'm 60. 8 now 70. 4
• 1:30:36
  Today, 72. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:39
  So you all start running. Everybody give me a Reflex save.
• 1:30:46
  Sorry, deck save. You're you're you're out of.
• 1:30:51
  You're out of. 18. 16. Y'all get out of the area as
• 1:31:00
  soon as you leave that particular spot, as soon as you
• 1:31:03
  cross a certain distance from the dock, it just it's like you
• 1:31:06
  literally just step out of a bubble if you can imagine what
• 1:31:10
  that feels like and then everything feels normal as soon
• 1:31:14
  as you step out of that area it's.
• 1:31:16
  Head start again. The ships gone?
• 1:31:19
  No, just just. There's no more shuttering
• 1:31:20
  around in the city. How old were?
• 1:31:23
  You I'm stifling a burp. Like 300 something.
• 1:31:29
  Jesus fucking Christ, let me let me check to be accurate. 300 and
• 1:31:34
  four 204, something like that. But as you look back. 318 there.
• 1:31:40
  You go. 328 to 330. Damn.
• 1:31:45
  It the ship. I forgot about your aging
• 1:31:47
  actually. You really don't feel any
• 1:31:48
  different. That's my be.
• 1:31:51
  I was sending a tweet. You.
• 1:31:53
  You what? The ship's gone.
• 1:31:58
  The the dock seems calm. And there's no sign of any of
• 1:32:03
  those people. No, as you all catch up with
• 1:32:07
  Vallejo and Vallejo you head, I assume, to the hush night in as
• 1:32:13
  you come storming back that way, you do see Ulrich and he appears
• 1:32:23
  to be talking to some young woman and she seems hysterical.
• 1:32:27
  It's just you got to do something.
• 1:32:29
  You're going to have to help. It's it's we have to, we have to
• 1:32:32
  do something. We have to save them.
• 1:32:33
  You know what he's like this and that.
• 1:32:37
  And as you come up to him, you overhear simply that.
• 1:32:44
  Task is man, I know that. Absolutely.
• 1:32:46
  Don't worry, We'll we'll we'll get it done.
• 1:32:48
  Fat bitch. I appear to have missed
• 1:32:51
  something. All right, looks back.
• 1:32:58
  Vallejo, I got another job for you.
• 1:33:03
  OK, if it's anything at the docks, things got weird down
• 1:33:09
  there. Not at all.
• 1:33:11
  I don't know what's going on at the docks, but.
• 1:33:13
  We'll, we'll deal with you. Do do this.
• 1:33:15
  We'll be squared away. I'm not going to look into
• 1:33:17
  anything. Well, I'll just take the word
• 1:33:18
  for it and we'll pass it up the chain.
• 1:33:20
  Everything will be fine. But I'm telling you right now,
• 1:33:23
  we've got some people missing in town, and it's because of
• 1:33:25
  Hasker. And he hands you a bounty
• 1:33:33
  picture of a man. You've heard his name before.
• 1:33:35
  You're not all that familiar with him, But that's not.
• 1:33:36
  Going to do me no fucking good man, I can't fucking read.
• 1:33:40
  Wait, can you not? No, I like this.
• 1:33:42
  I'm Dean Intelligence. I could read all OK.
• 1:33:44
  OK, so you do see a crudely drawn image of a man Hasker Varn
• 1:33:53
  and dead or alive, 100 gold. And he's like he's got some
• 1:33:58
  people from the town. Little merchant caravan was
• 1:34:01
  heading out and they got nabbed. This little gal made it back and
• 1:34:07
  there's a family, I'm not sure of their name at the moment, but
• 1:34:10
  there's a family that got caught and fellow by the name of Corin,
• 1:34:14
  Corin Gray Whale Nanaway. As soon as you hear Gray, well,
• 1:34:20
  you recognize that that's before you met these guys.
• 1:34:23
  That's one of your only buddies. That's one of a fellow smuggler.
• 1:34:31
  Me hurt. Me hurt.
• 1:34:44
  What happened to that shark? Shark.
• 1:34:47
  You have no clue, Sir. Damn it Cat, someone wrote me a
• 1:34:51
  history check. Papa Big Bird, I have an update.
• 1:35:00
  Father, Big Bird. Papa Big Bird.
• 1:35:04
  That's me. I'm I'm 10 years younger so I
• 1:35:08
  don't have his raspy of a voice. Why do you not look like such an
• 1:35:17
  old man, but still an old man? I have no fucking idea.
• 1:35:20
  I'd touch a chest and I did some wibbly wobbly time shit and the
• 1:35:24
  next thing that wasn't black void and I saw a Ring of Fire
• 1:35:26
  and I thought it was Johnny Cash falling into it, but it was you.
• 1:35:30
  That sounds like How I Met my fifth wife.
• 1:35:33
  Holy shit. But yeah, there's something in
• 1:35:42
  this chest and. I don't know what it is.
• 1:35:44
  He's got one, too. What is Dara doing?
• 1:35:49
  What if we unlock sleeping? Yeah, that.
• 1:36:01
  Was loud. Who did that?
• 1:36:03
  I don't know, it might have been.
• 1:36:07
  Me. Oh, we got kissed by a ghost.
• 1:36:15
  Whoa, Jesus. So with that, I'm gonna.
• 1:36:25
  Grab the All right? What?
• 1:36:26
  I'm sorry. I'm gonna grab an always lock
• 1:36:27
  pick and try and pick this lock on this stretch real quick.
• 1:36:29
  Oh, Michael, you OK? Give me a slide.
• 1:36:31
  Here you go. Thanks.
• 1:36:32
  I'm. Gonna.
• 1:36:38
  Shoot the. Lock 1515.
• 1:36:41
  Oh, we have been recording this whole time.
• 1:36:42
  That light was on last. Time I looked.
• 1:36:47
  God, I would just be deflated, but so what'd you get?
• 1:36:53
  15. I hate you, you high rolling son
• 1:36:57
  of an old. Fuck bucket sand, bucket sand.
• 1:37:00
  Pit sand, no bucket sand. So you cracker open cracker roll
• 1:37:08
  me AD 12. I wrote a 19.
• 1:37:13
  Too. That's an 11.
• 1:37:19
  Damn, that was handsome. You find you find dab 11 gold
• 1:37:39
  pieces and a half open satchel inside the jewelry box as.
• 1:37:45
  Get me my Burger King crab. Get me my Burger King crab.
• 1:37:50
  Give me my Burger King. Crab, that motherfucker, that
• 1:37:56
  motherfucker back there. Ain't real.
• 1:37:57
  That motherfucker right back there ain't.
• 1:37:59
  Real I go. What did I find?
• 1:38:03
  You find 11 gold and a necklace. Please help me.
• 1:38:10
  I am under the water. I'm gonna.
• 1:38:13
  Put it on BBD. BBD put it on ground.
• 1:38:17
  You put on the necklace, you feel a shimmer over you and you
• 1:38:23
  feel you feel cozy. I'm hit the Sailor Moon dance
• 1:38:27
  and transform. With that, Ulrich, he looks at
• 1:38:38
  you, Vallejo, and he just simply says, look, can you come back
• 1:38:44
  and help us? Can you, can you get our people?
• 1:38:46
  Can you help our people out? I don't care if he's alive or
• 1:38:51
  dead. Just bring me proof he's dead.
• 1:38:54
  No, I'll bring your roots left of them.
• 1:38:56
  I mean, the shark might fucking eat him though.
• 1:38:59
  We'll call I need a piece. We'll call it Square.
• 1:39:05
  Have a pouch waiting on you when you get back.
• 1:39:07
  All right guys all. You need is the head.
• 1:39:10
  There's a pouch waiting for us when we get back.
• 1:39:12
  Let's. Bring he's got 2 balls in it.
• 1:39:14
  His pouch we're just the head. Biggest lie I ever told my third
• 1:39:22
  wife. So then I'll wait.
• 1:39:30
  He looks at his amulet of shark gods.
• 1:39:37
  He really wants to figure out what it does.
• 1:39:42
  TuneIn next week for Dragon Ball Z No, I'm just good now, but
• 1:39:49
  we'll figure that out next time, all.
• 1:39:51
  Right. Pootie Pats.
• 1:39:53
  Hell yeah, catch us next time. That wasn't the right one.
• 1:40:05
  Hang up. Thank you podcast.
• 1:40:09
  Wait, Wait for tuning in. Join us next week on episode.
• 1:40:13
  For Father Ostrich. What?
• 1:40:16
  Pocket sand, please. Pocket sand.
• 1:40:19
  No, give me pocket, sand pocket. Sand God damn.
• 1:40:25
  It all right, we'll catch you mofos later.
• 1:40:28
  Bye.