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Dilly Dunker’s Ice Cream Satisfactory - Episode 2 · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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Thank you for tuning in to SCN at
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five. I'm head anchor Jerry Garcia.
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Tonight's leading story, the Dilly Dunkers silver
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coin hunt is over. All five of the
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promotional silver coins have been found. And the
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finders five kids from through of the city have
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entered the ice cream satisfactory.
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A feat only achieved by necessary government
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officials up to this day. Reporter
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Joe Pistachio was able to set up interviews with some
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of the families of these kids. One of them includes
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celebrity Daphne Devine. Let's cut over to Joe
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with those. Joe. Yeah, that's
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right, Jerry. I'm standing right outside the Dilly
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Duncas factory with several of the parents of the kids
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who just went inside. One of those parents
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is Mr. Brogan Dose, father of
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Hogan Dose and co owner of Dose
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Bros. Used Cars.
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Mr.
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Dose, it's being said that your son ate
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132 ice cream
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bars before finding the silver coin.
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Well, what can I say? The boy loves a
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duck fudger. Was it true that the boy found the
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frozen treat at Dos Bros.
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That's correct. We've got a little ice
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cream freezer where we sell treats from, and I
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can't tell you how many times I've had to sue the boy
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away, all so that he doesn't clear
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me out of treats. But in
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celebration of him finding it, the silver coin,
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I mean, we're actually running a promotion.
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You buy a car, you get a free duck
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fudger. So stop on by Dose
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Bros. Used cars today.
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Ah.
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Uh, thank you, Mr Dos. Now to my left
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we have celebrity Daphne Devine, mother of Donna
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Devine, who also is a lucky recipient of one of those silver
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coins. Now, Daphne, is it true that you're
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actually not happy that your daughter has secured
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such an opportunity? No, not at all,
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Joe. Oh, and why is that?
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Isn't it obvious? Ever since she posted
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that she found.
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That stupid coin, her sweetster
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following has skyrocketed. At this rate, she's
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going to have more followers than me. I'm
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honestly not sure how to respond to that. Back to you,
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Jerry.
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All right, and welcome back to another episode of
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our kids on bikes. One shot dilly Dunkers
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ice cream satisfactory. Vaguely
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inspired by Willy Wonk and the chocolate factory.
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Whatever the case, uh, I'm back with our three
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players today. We got Cameron, who's playing
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Julian, we've got Ben
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who's playing Kieran, and we've got Bart who's
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playing Philip dipple. I
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just like saying his last cool name. It gives me a chuckle
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every time, so I have to say it awesome. So, as we left off
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last time, you guys were getting on the boat inside
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of the what, uh, Dilly Dunkerd referred to as the
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creamery kingdom, which was an entire, massive,
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sprawling, sort of outside looking
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space. Everything was made of, uh, some sort of
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ice cream or frozen treat. And,
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uh, Philip, you had fallen into the
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soda stream.
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Oh, dang it. Why didn't I think of that's?
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A cool name, man. That was a miss
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out right there.
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Retcon.
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Yeah, retcon. It was called the Soda Stream. Uh,
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root beer today, at least. And
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you? Changes, I imagine.
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So whoa.
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Um, and
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successfully, uh, but somewhat narrowly saved before
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you went off into the tunnel in the water.
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You probably are going to get a cease and desist from the Soda Stream people,
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though. Much more aggressive than the wonka people.
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Oh, yeah, that's true, that's true. They're like, hey,
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don't even mess around. We already had to deal with
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off brand.
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Those are a fad. That's kind of passed, though.
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Yeah.
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Kind of like bread makers. Soda Stream is the new bread
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maker, but with soda.
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That's true. But whatever the case, you guys are all climbing
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onto the little paddle boat, uh, that Dilly Dunkers
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has kind of led you to. You, um, all climb into your respective seats.
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There are paddles for you to paddle. Um, I don't know
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if any of you are interested in paddling at
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all. Uh, I can tell you one thing right now, and that is that Donna
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is absolutely not paddling. She just kind of crosses her
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arms and sits back and she goes, this place is
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weird. I don't know how I'm going to change every I'm going to
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change so much when I take over.
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I'm just going to ignore her. Like what?
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Well, first of all, it's weird to walk
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in the ice cream snow or whatever that was.
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There was a sidewalk.
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What?
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There was a sidewalk. You could just walk on that.
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Are you saying I ruined my shoes for nothing? Yeah.
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Ah, yes.
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Well, I'll put up signs, that's for sure.
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Uh, whatever the case, uh, the boat starts to move out
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of this little sort of dock that has been set up, um,
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that's entirely made out of like, the waffle cone material, of
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course, but, uh, it was thick enough that you guys weren't cracking it as you
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went. Although Hogan definitely left, uh, maybe a
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footprint, um, like imprint.
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Whatever the case, uh, you guys are on the boat and you guys make
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your way towards the tunnel. And as you guys
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make your way towards the tunnel, uh, Dilly's turns to you
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guys and he says, uh, just so you guys know, um, this
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tunnel is actually where the, ah, scoop troop
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lives. Um, it's kind of a remnant piece
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from their world. And sometimes some weird stuff happens.
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You see some things, uh, that you probably don't want to see,
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and, uh, it might shake you up a little bit, uh, but it's all
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right. You'll be fine. And just as he finishes saying that, sure
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enough, you all start to kind of see these weird, uh,
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sort of visionary hallucinations in front of you.
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Um, Julian, you see
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clowns, uh, you see a whole bunch of
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clowns that are all just kind of like jumping and rolling in front of
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you. Um, you stop feeling the petals and
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the seat beneath you. And all of a sudden, you find yourself, like, in a circus
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setting, and there's just clowns that are swinging. They're doing all
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the circusy things. One of them has, like, a lion and
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know, swinging a whip at it. One of them's doing
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the, uh, high flying, uh, acrobatics
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and so on and so forth. And one of them starts to approach
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you.
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Um, Julian covers his eyes okay. And
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starts whispering to himself, there's no.
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Place like Cracker Barrel.
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There's no place like Cracker
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Barrel.
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Uh, all right. So you're sitting there. You're just trying
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to block it out and imagine your happy place,
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which is Cracker Barrel.
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He doesn't think that's real because he said the
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guy said, weird stuff's going to happen in here. He
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doesn't think there's a real clown on this thing.
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All right.
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And if there is, if he covers his eyes, clowns can't see you. That's the rule
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of clowns.
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Yeah, that's right. If you know the rules, he's read the books. They
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can't see you.
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That's right.
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Just like if you don't move, they can't see you.
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That's right.
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Yeah. Um, I'm going to have you roll a
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grit.
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Ten.
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Awesome. So, yeah, that's a success.
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All right.
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You are able to surpass your fears.
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Essentially closed his eyes and didn't move.
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Yeah, that's right. Uh, awesome. Let's jump over
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to, uh.
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You'Re, uh.
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Having a happy little picnic with your younger sister,
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Avery, um, sitting in the grass.
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And as you go to stand up, your
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head bumps something that's above you, and all of a sudden,
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a beehive falls from the tree above you
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and shatters onto the ground, and
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a whole horde of bees start to swarm out of
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it towards you and Avery.
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This is in my mind because
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for a brief second, I was
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on the paddleboat. Then all of a sudden,
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I'm in.
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This yeah, it's kind of
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discombobulating, for sure.
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What are you doing?
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Um, I'm going to just
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while the bees originally just start to
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swarm, just going to empty
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the picnic basket and just close it over top
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of it.
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Okay. Um, I'm going to call that
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let's see, let's say fight.
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Maybe fight.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Also, if you guys ever want to make a case
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for it being a.
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Different stat, I mean, if it's in your mind, wouldn't it be
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your own brain power trying
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to sure, yeah.
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I'd accept that.
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Yeah.
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If you want to do brain, that's fine with me. That makes sense.
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Okay.
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The reason is because of the D 20.
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Yes.
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Fair enough.
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That would be a nine.
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A nine.
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Okay.
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Um, you manage to slam this, uh,
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down on top of the bees. It, um, covers up most of
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them, but a few of the bees are able to escape, and they start to
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sting you and Avery. And then immediately, you sort of
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wake up from this nightmare, and you find yourself back on
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the paddleboat.
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What the heck was that?
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Um, jumping over to Philip.
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Philip, as you are sitting there in the
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little paddleboat, all of a sudden you find
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yourself in a pumpkin patch,
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and the scene starts to replay
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of the pumpkin patch incident oh, no.
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Somehow involved goats.
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What is the scene that's playing out?
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Um, I'm waiting in line.
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The goat is pushing on my leg,
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and I push back, and I think the goat is playing, but
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it rears up and goat butts
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me in the knee.
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And as that goat goes to goat butt you in the
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knee, you've experienced this. This was a real thing that
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happened, and you know what's about to happen. Um,
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in this sort of replay of this scenario, what do
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you do as you see this goat start to rear
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up?
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I don't see it coming. That's why it's so horrifying.
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He looks like the devil.
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Okay, so this time, though, because you've experienced
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it before, you do see it coming. You know what he's about to do. Are you going to
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do anything to try to avoid this in some
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way?
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I'm afraid I might be paralyzed with fear.
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All right.
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I can't change the past.
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Eleven. All right.
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Eleven out of twelve.
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Um, just as this goat goes to kick you, you
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tense, uh, up in fear, and it hits you, and
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it doesn't hurt this time. You don't feel
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your legs buckle beneath you like they did back in the
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day. You don't feel yourself get shot
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across the pumpkin patch from the kick of
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this goat like you did back in the day. Instead,
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it hits you with its hind legs, hops off, kind
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of glares at you, and then it trots away. And as it does, the
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vision fades and you find yourself back on that
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paddleboat.
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Um.
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You, um, look over at Donna and she has tears
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running down her face, and you hear shouting,
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no, stop laughing at me. It's not
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funny. And then all of a sudden, she shakes herself awake, and she
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looks pretty distraught to
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come up with what the heck was happening to Hocus.
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I would never laugh at you. Donna.
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Roll a charm. Hey, and don't forget you guys
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have those adversity.
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All right?
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Uh, 14. She goes,
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thanks, that means a lot. And,
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uh, she looks a little bit consoled,
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uh, by your words. Definitely
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added some relationship points there.
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Hogan uh, he's got his eyes closed, and he looks
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like he's reaching out, just, like, grasping at nothing. And he
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goes, Where is it? It's not
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here. This cabinet's empty,
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too. There's no food in
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this whole house. What's going on?
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And then all of a sudden, he wakes up and he goes.
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And then.
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He reaches down and he's got a handful of ice, uh,
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cream treats from the creamery kingdom. And he pops a
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couple of, um, Swiggity fruities in his mouth, and
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he goes, oh, it's all
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good. There's food here.
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As you guys kind of come to the end of
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this stream of water, which kind of goes off into
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the distance. It kind of narrows into a point where you can't be on the boat
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anymore. Um, the boat pose up to a new dock. Uh, this
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one not made of ice cream cone. This one made of, uh,
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cement and wood. And you guys climb
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off and you head into the next
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room. As, uh, you guys walk inside, you guys
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hear a series of loud sort of slamming and scraping
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noises. And you've come in to find the
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source of these noises. There's a massive
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room, uh, open. There's sort of just a drop off. You
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guys are like standing almost on the edge of a massive drop off
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just into darkness. Um, in the middle of
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the room, you see this giant, um,
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circular, sort of disc shaped stone
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that's constantly spinning in a circle. And on
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the right and left side, you have these giant
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spades, which I talked about before, kind of like cold, ah,
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stone creamery.
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Right?
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And on this, uh, spinning
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stone, you see, uh, there's cream that gets dumped
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onto it. And then the giant spades on either
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side kind of scoop it up and then they mash it. Um,
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there's another sort of section that kind of dumps a bunch of
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toppings onto it and they kind of like chop those up and smash
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that into the ice cream. These are massive. I'm talking like
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bigger than a person sized.
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Um, and then eventually,
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um, the one on the right side will kind
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of lay itself down against the stone,
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scoop all of it up, and then lifts it and dumps it
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into.
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A, ah.
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Separate container or something like that. That takes all
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the now processed and mixed up ice cream off to a
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different place.
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This sounds like a very dangerous place for a couple of clumsy
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kids.
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It is a dangerous place for a couple of
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clumsy kids.
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Dilly.
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Um dunker says all right, so here we've
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got what I call the cold stone. Uh,
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it is exactly what it seems like. It's a giant cold stone.
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It gets kept cold from underneath. It mixes
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up the ice cream treats, and it dumps them off to go
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get put into packaging and sent out to all the different,
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um, stores and
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restaurants and all of that good stuff. Uh, as you can see
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here, this is the best way to get a lot done in a very short
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amount of time. That's why we developed it. Uh, but it's
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also the only way to get across the room. So, um, I'll see you
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guys on the other side.
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I'm sorry,
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what's the
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confusion? You're going to
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disappear and make us move across the room ourselves?
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Well, if this is going to be your factory someday,
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then you're going to have to figure out how to get around.
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Well, when it's my factory, we're getting rid of
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Hallucinogen Tunnel. That's step
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one.
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All right. Yeah.
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Something I can agree with you is.
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There a moment when the Cold Stone is, like, free of ice cream, when
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it shoves it away and we can make a break for it through there?
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That's a great question. So, um, you watch
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for a little bit, and you watch as it goes through sort of
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four different stages of processing
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the ice cream. Right? So first of all,
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um, once it's sort of
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scraped up the ice cream that it's currently working with and tosses it off to the
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side, right? First thing that happens, this big bucket.
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The two spades lift off of the Cold Stone, and a
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big bucket comes and dumps a bunch of cream onto
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the Cold Stone, which quickly starts to
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freeze. It becomes kind of almost an icy mixture.
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Then, ah, the second phase starts where
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they lower down and they start to kind of mix it together.
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The third stage happens when the
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bucket, uh, of fruit and other toppings kind of dumps over
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onto there and the things continue to mix it all together. And then the
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fourth stage is the one on the far right side collects
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up all that's on the stone and dumps it into the next thing. So
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those are kind of like the four stages or processes.
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All right, so the plan is I'll go first,
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and then I have my lucky rabbit's foot with
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me. I'll throw it back to each of you,
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and that will help you get through there. You're just basically
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guaranteed,
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uh, I really.
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Don'T like that logic in that, but
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go for it.
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Well, I'm going first. Get the rabbit's foot out.
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Give it a little rub.
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Yes.
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Absolutely.
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Never hurts to rub the rabbit.
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Maybe at least you feel a little.
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And then at the cycle where it's the most empty,
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I'm booking through there.
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All right, so probably right after it
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scrapes everything up, and then it lifts it up. And just as it's
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lifting up, you go jumping onto there. Um, I'm going
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to have you do a flight to see how quickly you can start making your
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way across the Cold Stone.
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Three of six, a three from a D
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six. Um, as you kind of hop
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onto it, you feel, oh, it's a little bit slick and you
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fall. Um, you're not like, downed or anything like
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that. You pick yourself back up, but it's taken a little bit of time to do.
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So you watch as the giant tub
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of cream starts to dump onto the Cold Stone.
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If anybody else is going to do anything at any point, like
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jump on or anything like that, just let me know. But otherwise, that's what's happening.
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It would have been so much worse without the Rabbit's foot.
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Yeah, that's true.
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That's so true.
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Um awesome. So what are you doing as this giant bucket
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of cream is kind of starting to pour down on you towards
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you?
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I am going to, uh, put my
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wide brimmed hat on, not clouding my
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vision, and attempt to traverse the rest of the Cold
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Stone.
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All right, you're just going to run ahead of,
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uh, the cream?
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If I'm capable.
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If you're capable. That's a fair point. All right, so, uh, I'm going to have
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you do another flight.
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Another three or six.
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All right.
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Adeline to your flight.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's four both times.
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Sorry. All right.
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No, that's fine. Um, so you start to run, and again, it's
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very slick on here, and you get a couple of feet
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before you slip once again, this time forward. So you're kind of
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sliding down and the huge wave of cream
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comes through and scoops you up with it. And, um,
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starts making its way towards one of the big
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slicer, uh, spades.
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This is just kind of a constant. Like, what's next? What are you doing
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next?
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Wait, so he got swept up by the cream and is heading
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towards one.
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Of the big chopper.
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Yeah.
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Thingies doohickeys.
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I'm going to prepare to guide it away from me like the nose of a
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shark.
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Okay, so you're trying to manipulate things.
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All right.
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Um, let's do maybe brawn
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or grit. I would allow probably either one of those two.
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All right.
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Grit. Ten out of 1210.
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Out of twelve.
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Okay.
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Um, you start to manage to navigate, and you
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just narrowly dodge, um,
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the giant spade that's coming down on the right side.
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The stone is constantly in motion. Obviously,
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it's kind of swirling around, and you find yourself that's starting
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to move, um, towards the exit.
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If you were able to jump on there, or maybe swim your way to
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the edge, I guess, and climb up, um, but otherwise it's just going to take you
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all the way back around again. So, um,
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are you going to try to grab for the exit
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before it takes you away?
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Well, some feet of strength. I will attempt to get
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to the exit.
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All right, sounds good. Um, I guess
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you could argue that you're fighting against the water, or would you
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like to Braun to try to grab on?
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Yeah, I'll braun your brawn iron three, uh,
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of eight.
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Three out of D eight.
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You do have adversity token.
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Those are true.
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That's true.
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I'm saving those for when you have the rabbit's foot.
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Okay.
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You, uh, reach up to try to grab onto where the
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exit is going to be, and you are not able
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to get a good grasp. The wet cream all over your
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hands does not make purchase, and
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you continue to head back around. You're heading towards the
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left scraper. Now.
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Do I see him miss the grab and keep? I'm
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going to make my way to the edge of the Cold Stone okay.
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And hold on to the edge of it and get ready
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to reach in and try to grab him as he.
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Comes back around to your side. Okay, perfect. So for now,
20:14
you're coming towards the other spade. How are you dodging out of the way of getting
20:17
chopped up?
20:18
I'll do Braun again. That seemed to work well. Okay,
20:22
uh, one of eight.
20:28
We're about to watch somebody die.
20:30
This is going to be the worst ice cream ever.
20:33
This is a very contaminated batch.
20:36
So we all know from, uh,
20:38
sweaty.
20:39
And full of chunks of napkin ring.
20:42
We all know from and a rabbit's.
20:44
Foot, if you're lucky.
20:45
We all know from Willy Wong and the Chocolate Factory that sometimes
20:48
things happen to the kids along the way.
20:51
And at this point, I cannot come up with an excuse.
20:54
At this point, I think Bart, I'm sorry to
20:57
say, but I think Philip is getting got by,
21:00
uh, the left spade as he
21:03
comes.
21:03
Use the tokens.
21:06
I prefer to think of like that I'm scooped up and
21:09
sent away with.
21:10
That batch of ice.
21:11
That's probably for the not a
21:14
mutilated cold stone death.
21:16
But all those fails he made.
21:19
Oh, yeah.
21:19
You would have gotten adversity.
21:22
He would have gotten a lot of tokens.
21:24
Yeah.
21:24
I don't know if that's, uh I think what was, like, four.
21:26
It was four fails.
21:28
Yeah.
21:28
There you go.
21:29
There was one success, but he had four fails.
21:31
It's up to you. Do you want to add those on to your one
21:33
roll?
21:36
So would two save me?
21:37
Well, it'd be a three, then.
21:38
It says if it's a task, a three is like it's a
21:41
task that any character could
21:44
handle doing.
21:46
My thing is, I don't think a child could
21:49
cope with that situation at the
21:52
moment. It's not reasonable. You
21:54
can do that.
21:56
I guess I'm scooped away.
21:58
He just slides into the ice cream.
22:01
Find me at the shipping dock.
22:02
That's right.
22:03
You get kind of folded into the ice cream rather
22:06
than getting chopped up, because I agree, that is kind of a dark
22:08
disturbance.
22:09
He's just dead.
22:11
Well, not necessarily. So you get folded into the ice cream because
22:14
that's what it does. It's just rolling up the ice cream over and over
22:16
again. Um, as you get kind of mixed in, the
22:19
toppings come down. Those get mixed in as well. And you get
22:22
packed in and then lifted up off the ground and
22:25
dumped into, uh, to get shipped off.
22:28
Can I throw the rabbit's foot one last
22:31
moment as you're coming around?
22:32
You'll need this, um,
22:35
roll. Uh, I'll give you one more
22:38
bra.
22:39
I'm using my four tokens.
22:41
Yeah, all four tokens. Seven out of
22:43
eight. Since you're coming around towards the
22:46
exit, uh, where you guys came in.
22:48
Yeah.
22:48
I'd say you toss this rabbit's foot up into the
22:51
air. Um, I don't know if any of you specifically
22:54
are trying to catch it, otherwise.
22:56
Well, I throw it at Donna.
22:57
Oh, you throw it? Oh, okay.
22:59
Yeah.
22:59
No, absolutely, man.
23:00
I can't wait for Donna to get.
23:02
Folded up into so it flies towards
23:05
Donna. It hits her, uh, in the shoulder, and it falls
23:08
to the ground, and she kind of looks at and she goes, EW.
23:10
What is a that's a rabbit's
23:13
foot.
23:14
Oh, my gosh. You guys chopped up a foot right off
23:17
the rabbit?
23:19
Well, I mean, the guy who's currently being,
23:22
uh and there he goes.
23:23
There he goes. All right,
23:25
um, Bart, thanks for
23:28
playing.
23:31
No, that's okay. It was fun.
23:33
All right.
23:34
I feel bad. Uh, somebody online was
23:37
like, oh, hey.
23:37
Yeah.
23:38
I think it works better as a system if you have
23:40
everybody working together and stuff. And I'm like, I'm not going to stop them from working
23:43
together. But at the end of the day, in Willy Wonka
23:46
fashion, if somebody really.
23:48
Screws up out of nowhere haagendas, uh, forms a
23:50
new mind and conscience. Bart
23:53
takes over his body.
23:59
Hogan didn't have much going on.
24:02
Yeah.
24:03
If you want to play as Hogan, that's fine.
24:05
Uh, does he have a sheet?
24:06
Uh, I'll make r1 quick.
24:08
Okay. Yeah.
24:10
All right.
24:11
He wasn't really doing much anyway.
24:13
All right, perfect. I'll jump over to the rest.
24:14
I do want to say yes. Julian
24:17
was still actually on the boat
24:20
covering his eyes.
24:22
Oh, yeah.
24:22
He doesn't know everything.
24:23
I didn't know that was happening. And then after, like, a little
24:26
while, he doesn't hear anything. So he uncovers his
24:29
eyes, he starts sees that everyone's off the boat
24:32
except.
24:33
For the scoop troop dude. Okay.
24:35
At the front, right? Yeah. So he walks up to
24:38
him and he starts just talking to him.
24:41
And after talking to him, mostly about the Cracker Barrel and the
24:44
great deals.
24:45
He'Re talking to him. Talking to
24:48
him. It's not a conversation.
24:53
Cracker Barrel and get a nice home cooked classic starting at
24:56
899. They serve breakfast all
24:59
day.
24:59
I give him a couple of vouchers.
25:02
I talked to him for a good while, and m. Then
25:05
I finally walk into the room to see, uh,
25:09
the terror, a bunch of people very
25:12
upset. And,
25:14
uh, Julian's, uh, like, I've
25:16
never seen anyone this upset over ice cream before.
25:20
That looks good.
25:21
I'm gonna just
25:24
emotionlessly walk up to Julian
25:27
and just smack and be like,
25:31
phillips dead.
25:34
He just got folded up into that
25:36
batch, and you're saying, that looks good.
25:41
Ow.
25:42
Ow.
25:42
Uh, that hurt.
25:44
Phillips not dead.
25:47
Where is he?
25:49
He was in that ice cream.
25:52
He's dead.
25:54
Uh, there's probably a second room. Probably,
25:57
right?
25:58
Dilly.
25:58
Dilly's gone.
26:00
You actually can see Dilly, like, on the other side of
26:03
the room at the door.
26:05
Oh, he's probably over there with Dilly.
26:07
Yeah, but he's not over.
26:10
Julian just has a giant smile on his
26:12
face. So, uh, why'd he
26:15
jump in the ice cream then?
26:18
It's what Mr.
26:21
Donker said was the only way across
26:23
the room. M
26:25
oh, yeah.
26:27
Why didn't he turn it off?
26:29
He can't, I guess.
26:31
I don't know.
26:32
He was really vague about it.
26:33
Is there an off switch?
26:35
Uh, you can check for one.
26:37
Sure, I'll check for one.
26:38
All right, uh, roll me a brains.
26:43
It's definitely not passing, but I rolled a
26:46
three.
26:46
Three.
26:47
Uh, you don't see any kind of off switch?
26:50
M. There's no off switch. It's probably
26:53
on that side.
26:56
He's going to yell, Mr. Uh, dilly
27:00
flip the off switch, and.
27:02
Dilly says, well, I'd love to,
27:05
but it's on your side
27:08
where you got.
27:10
To find it yourself.
27:13
I'm going to start looking around.
27:14
Uh, there's an off switch over here, Romeo.
27:16
Brains.
27:17
Brain. That would be a
27:20
1212.
27:21
Okay.
27:21
Not a 20.
27:22
Yeah, sure enough, there is. Uh, so it's, uh, kind of
27:25
like a heavy duty wire that hangs down over kind of
27:28
punching my mic off to the side. And it's got just a big green
27:31
button and a red button on it.
27:33
How high up is it?
27:35
Oh, it's reachable.
27:36
Oh, it's reachable.
27:37
Okay.
27:37
I'm just going to press the red button, I think.
27:40
All right. As you press the red button, the
27:42
spinning um, cylinder,
27:45
I guess it's kind of a cylinder, cylindrical, um,
27:48
shaped stone, slows to
27:51
a stop with the big scrapy spade,
27:53
uh, things just kind of
27:56
to nothing. Uh,
27:59
it's kind of like on the third phase where it was mixing the
28:02
ice cream with the toppings and so on and
28:05
so forth.
28:06
Um, I'm going to turn it back on then.
28:08
Oh, okay. You hit the green button, and it starts
28:11
to process some more. And then finally, it scoops up this
28:13
load.
28:14
When it does, that immediately off again.
28:17
And then it stops.
28:20
Wow. Um,
28:23
it looks like Philip ah died for nothing.
28:26
We could have wow.
28:29
What's this on the ground here? If I pick
28:32
up a rabbit's foot.
28:36
It'S a lucky rabbit's foot.
28:37
That's right.
28:38
My lucky day. Good thing you didn't
28:41
see the previous person trying to use it
28:44
to see.
28:44
The path cleared and the machine turned off, and he goes,
28:47
oh, look at that.
28:51
Is anyone going? Are you going first? Of course. You
28:54
start to make your way across and all.
28:55
Lucky rabbit.
29:01
I should just press it.
29:03
Oh, the temptation.
29:05
But I'm going to let go of the remote and
29:08
just follow.
29:09
Oh, okay.
29:09
So you'll jump on next. Okay, Donna, and, um,
29:12
I guess I'll let you decide what Hogan does, since you're playing Hogan
29:15
for now. So, just for those listening, bart is, uh, now taking over.
29:18
The person Hogan does, I have
29:21
properly.
29:21
Oomlotted up his name.
29:25
I'll follow along across the thing as long as no one's
29:28
near the power switch.
29:29
That's right. All right, sounds good. So, all of you. Donna
29:32
seems a little iffy.
29:33
So you went from a very
29:35
easygoing, carefree dude to, like, the most cautious
29:38
person in the world.
29:41
Um, Donna seems a little iffy at first, but eventually seeing all
29:44
of the rest of you guys, uh, making your way across, she
29:47
decides she also will join. And so
29:50
she makes her way onto it and follows you all across.
29:53
And sure enough. You get to the other side and Dilly
29:55
says
29:56
1234.
29:59
Huh. Huh.
30:00
I thought there was five. Was there five of you, or
30:03
am I crazy? I'm pretty sure I remember
30:06
sending out five silver top coins.
30:08
What, now Philip's not on this side with you?
30:11
No, I haven't seen him in a minute. Ever since he went into the
30:13
ice cream. I thought he was just trying to get an extra treat,
30:17
really surround himself like he did with the soda.
30:19
Oh.
30:19
Um, when Dilly looks towards
30:21
Kieran, he's just going to see him staring
30:24
daggers at him, just like
30:27
what's your problem? You could have told us there was an off
30:30
switch and you just stood
30:32
there watching a child.
30:36
Oh, now, Philip's probably not dead. He just got go
30:39
sit down to, um, the
30:42
freezer. Not, uh, the freezer. It's sort of just
30:44
more of like a packaging. It splits it all up into little
30:47
portions.
30:49
So he's getting chopped up
30:52
into a whole batch.
30:53
You're saying he went down the sheep?
30:54
Yes, he went down. You might want to
30:57
yeah, let me.
30:58
Give my scoop troop down at the processing
31:01
plant a little bit of a call here, and I'll have that all
31:04
sorted out. I'm sure Philip will be just fine as
31:07
long as he hasn't already gone through the processing process.
31:11
You would have safeguards.
31:13
Right.
31:14
Well, to be fair, uh,
31:17
we don't have anybody coming into the safety factory
31:20
aside from the scoop trooper, so this.
31:22
Isn'T OSHA approved at oh, well, we.
31:24
Don'T really have any people here, so not much really
31:27
needs to be OSHA approved.
31:28
Oh, so the aren't people?
31:30
Oh, no, they are aliens.
31:33
Well, I mean, you don't get okay.
31:34
Legal protections do not apply to them, which is great
31:37
for me.
31:39
Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair question.
31:41
Making multiple moves.
31:42
Uh, do you pay them?
31:45
They live off of the ice
31:47
cream. Provide them with a place to
31:50
live.
31:50
That is shrewd business. Practicing.
31:53
Right?
31:53
The same rules that apply to you and me. My parents
31:56
pay me with Cracker Barrel.
31:58
Vouchers.
31:59
Well, good on them.
32:02
Do you want one?
32:03
No.
32:04
Wait, so you're just giving away your pay as well?
32:06
At this point, I'm happy to do
32:09
it. Increases
32:12
the family business.
32:14
Wonderful.
32:15
I don't think you what's the next money? Yeah, you guys are going
32:18
to love the next room. All right, come with me. And he leads you
32:21
in, and you guys are now standing once again. Uh, you look below
32:24
you, and it's quite a steep drop
32:26
off, but, uh, below you this time, instead of just never
32:29
ending darkness, you see what looks like some sort of a
32:32
liquid substance at the bottom of
32:35
this call. Uh, it a cavern or crevice or whatever
32:38
the case. It's a fairly deep cave. Um, you
32:41
see, um, leading straight out in front of you, a
32:43
track that seems to have all kinds of cool ups
32:46
and downs and almost like a roller coaster track. In a sense.
32:52
And then sitting, uh, at the start of this track, you see a
32:54
variety of little what look like kind of go carts.
32:57
Um, each one of them, of course, kind of styled like some sort of
33:00
ice cream sandwiches or something like that.
33:03
Um um,
33:06
so they sit on the start of the track, and under each
33:09
one of them, they, uh, have sort of two ropes that hang down
33:12
on either side and hanging all the way down to
33:15
the bottom of where the liquid starts. And they have
33:18
spoons at the end, like these big mixing spoons. And
33:21
so as the cart were to drive down the track, the spoon
33:24
gets kind of dragged through the liquid below
33:26
and mixes it, essentially. And he says,
33:29
this right here is what I call the
33:32
Rocky Road. These are the go carts for the
33:35
Rocky Road. And as you can see, hanging off the end
33:38
of them is some, uh, spoons, uh, giant
33:41
mixing spoons, which helps us create our famous
33:43
Milkster, which is a sort of milkshake
33:46
drink that they produce. Um, he said, I
33:49
was inspired to make the Milkster when I was watching,
33:52
uh, James Bond. You know, the seven agent
33:55
Philip would have known whatever, uh, the case. He
33:58
always used to say he liked his drinks
34:01
shaken and not stirred. And I thought, well, why
34:04
not stirred? And so I decided to make my own drink
34:06
that was exclusively stirred. And that's where we
34:09
got the milk stir from. And it works out pretty good.
34:12
I think people really like it. Whatever the case,
34:15
uh, feel free to hop in whichever cart you
34:18
prefer, and, uh, we're going to just make our way to the next
34:21
side. Uh, it's a little bit of a fun game for you guys. Kind of a
34:24
competition to see who can get there first.
34:25
Are there at least, like, guardrails so that nobody
34:28
dies?
34:29
Absolutely not.
34:30
Because okay.
34:31
Troop are very capable drivers, and they're normally the ones to do
34:34
this.
34:35
Is there one with a scoop troop in it?
34:37
There is not.
34:38
Is there one that looks like a forklift?
34:41
Yeah. Uh, sure.
34:42
Okay, cool.
34:43
I mean, you described to me a forklift that's made out of
34:46
what looks like ice cream components.
34:49
Wafer forks.
34:50
Nice.
34:51
Yeah.
34:52
Okay.
34:53
Uh, it's constructed out of, like, wafer
34:55
and chocolate. And the forks themselves are
34:58
like wafers.
34:59
Wafers.
35:00
Nice.
35:01
Thinner. Thinner. Like mint wafers.
35:03
Okay.
35:03
So they're at least distinguishable. He's going to pull
35:06
out his wallet and just be, like, pull out
35:09
his forklift.
35:10
Certification.
35:12
Yeah, I got it at work, and I'm like, it's the only car I know how to
35:15
drive.
35:15
All right, well, if you know how to drive it better than anyone here, say, have
35:18
any nice.
35:21
He doesn't know how to drive it better than anyone here.
35:25
I'm an expert video game streamer, and I play
35:28
Rocket League a lot. I'm getting in these go karts and
35:31
lighten this up.
35:32
Says hogan.
35:32
Hogan Dos, who sounds suspiciously similar to Philip, but
35:35
is very much a different person.
35:37
Very different.
35:38
That's right.
35:39
Person entirely, actually.
35:40
Describe to me first, full sentence you
35:43
said. Describe to me
35:46
the cart that Hogan, uh, decides to
35:48
pick the one that looks the fastest.
35:51
Okay.
35:51
It's like a real sleek kind, um, of looks like it's
35:54
just carved out of a popsicle, basically. And
35:57
it's got instead of a spoiler, it's like
36:00
popsicle sticks.
36:01
Unless there's a duck fudger theme car.
36:03
That would well, then that's the one I'm
36:06
driving. You walk up to the really sleek looking
36:09
one and you're ah. Uh, and then you see the duck
36:12
fudger cart and it catches your eye, and
36:15
there's nothing in you that can stop you. Uh, since it
36:17
is your temptation, your weakness, you immediately rush over
36:20
and hop into the cart that mimics your favorite ice
36:23
cream.
36:24
Awesome.
36:25
All right, Julian, which cart are you leaning towards?
36:28
There a tugboat.
36:29
Sure.
36:30
Describe to me what a tugboat? Oh, it's, uh, uh, like a
36:33
banana split.
36:34
Yeah.
36:35
Two big old bananas on the side.
36:37
Uh, what would it be sticking out the top? Like a cone. Upside down
36:40
cone?
36:40
Sure.
36:41
Yeah.
36:41
At the top with the little wheels.
36:43
Are like nilla wafers.
36:45
Uh, that's great.
36:46
And he hops in, he's like, I've always wanted to
36:49
be a captain.
36:50
Yeah.
36:50
And you nestle yourself into it looks like whipped cream,
36:53
but it's kind of a seat that just kind of has
36:56
indented.
36:56
Yeah.
36:57
And then he sees next to the
36:59
vanilla wafer top, he sees like a
37:02
string mhm like a handle. And he pulls it
37:05
and.
37:09
Nice. I love it. I love it.
37:11
Oh, this is awesome.
37:13
Awesome.
37:13
And then, of course, uh, last but not least, you have
37:16
Donna. Um, there's one that is called so one of
37:19
the famous products that Dilly Dunker's company makes is called
37:22
Ice Cream Cupcakes, uh, with the idea that
37:25
ice cream cakes are great and everybody loves them
37:28
for the most part, but it's a whole cake and that's a lot
37:31
for one person to eat. So he individually packages
37:34
ice cream cupcakes, which are a much more manageable
37:36
thing, and of course, being the very decorated person
37:39
that she is, she decides to take the most decorated
37:42
looking cart, which looks like one of their ice cream
37:45
cupcakes. And, uh, as you guys are kind of like
37:48
getting all situated and putting your seatbelts on and starting up your
37:51
carts, he says, oh, I put a little bit of a fun spin on
37:53
things. Uh, there's some cool little pickups that you can
37:56
pick up along the way. Um, you'll see what they're
37:59
like. Anyway, see you at the end. And he disappears.
38:02
I do not like that.
38:04
Oddness.
38:05
And, uh, as you guys are sitting there with your carts
38:08
revving away, um, above you, there's a little like,
38:10
uh, traffic light and it
38:13
goes start revving
38:15
now and then green.
38:18
And then you guys go shooting off. Uh, Hogan, I'm going to
38:21
say that you're probably leading the way, since you did mention the
38:24
classic start revving at yellow.
38:26
Who burns out.
38:27
Yeah, I don't start.
38:31
I have no idea how to drive this thing.
38:34
I'm currently looking around to find a
38:36
go button. There is not a go button.
38:39
Seeing him, because he just arts seeing
38:42
him, like, I am going to
38:45
angle myself and
38:47
lift up his car with the
38:50
forks and just turn back and start
38:53
going on the track, driving him along.
38:57
I've lifted him up, and I'm just taking him
38:59
along with me.
39:00
Like, nice.
39:01
I'm not letting anybody else die this time.
39:04
All right, sounds good.
39:08
I'm going to honk back.
39:11
All right, sounds good. So you guys are all riding off down
39:14
the track, and as you guys, uh, start,
39:17
uh, know, not too far in, uh, you guys see a
39:20
series of crates that are sitting there, uh, along
39:23
the just kind of right in the middle of the track. You guys can
39:26
just drive right through, and you see, uh, Donna drives right through one
39:29
of them. I don't know if Hogan decides to as well.
39:32
Some quite rebellious I absolutely will.
39:34
All right.
39:35
Boom.
39:35
You smash pedal to the metal.
39:37
Absolutely. As you smash through, all of a sudden,
39:39
something lands in your lap. Somebody, uh, give me a
39:42
123456 A D six
39:45
sitting in your lap.
39:46
We're the co op team. Yeah, I throw
39:49
heat drives.
39:50
This is Mario Kart double dash right
39:53
here.
39:54
Um, sitting in your lap, you find,
39:57
uh, just a chocolate ice cream cone, but it seems to be just
40:00
fused together to itself, and it has quite a bit of weight
40:02
to it. And you wonder if maybe you could throw it
40:05
at something or whatever the case, it's in your
40:08
possession. So just something to keep in
40:11
mind in case you want to do anything with it. Um, jumping
40:14
over to, I guess, both of you.
40:16
Yeah, I have them sideways, so it's,
40:19
like, taking up a majority of the track,
40:21
too.
40:22
Yeah.
40:24
Uh, you guys come up to the crates, as well.
40:27
And honestly, I'm going to say that both of you, uh, kind of have
40:30
to smash through the crates because you're like two
40:32
cars.
40:33
Oh, yeah, that's the plan.
40:34
Um, take as many as you can. And I'm going to say that you actually probably knock
40:37
two of the crates, um, and one of them ends to land
40:40
in Julian's lap. One of them lands in Kieran's lap. The one in
40:43
Julian's lap is, uh.
40:45
If it's just ice cream based, I'm eating it.
40:48
It is.
40:49
Okay.
40:49
Well, I guess technically, snack on the go, I guess.
40:51
Uh, so
40:54
a giant cherry like, what is it?
40:57
Marashino marishino yeah, a giant marashino
41:00
cherry lands in your lap. It's, like, about the size of,
41:02
like, two open palms.
41:06
Well, ah, that sounds a little crazy. Let's jump back. It's about the size
41:09
of, like, if you had your fist clenched there.
41:11
We still big.
41:14
Oh, yeah.
41:14
It's a big cherry.
41:15
Cherry.
41:16
So that's in your lap, um,
41:18
dilly dunkers all of a sudden comes flying down. He's on, like, a
41:21
little, um, marshmallow, um,
41:24
fluff cloud, and he
41:27
oh, just so you guys know,
41:29
the, uh, COTS all run on chocolate syrup,
41:32
but one of those cherries can actually give your vehicle a
41:35
nice little burst of speed as
41:38
he floats away. Um,
41:41
Kieran, you have
41:44
a banana split just, uh, kind of falls into
41:47
your lap, and on top of the banana split
41:50
is just the banana peel itself just kind of
41:52
sits.
41:55
And ah.
41:56
So that's what you guys have. As you guys are shooting down, is anyone doing
41:58
anything crazy, or are you just following the track as it
42:01
goes?
42:02
While, um, we're following the track, I'm going to see him have
42:05
his cherry swap with me.
42:08
And as I'm driving, I'm like, come.
42:10
On, just drop my
42:12
cherry down to him.
42:14
Okay.
42:14
Can I inspect my chocolate cone? Does it appear to imbue
42:17
some sort of special ability, or is it just a snack?
42:20
It, um, could be just a snack. Although when you try to lick it
42:23
or bite it or whatever the case, I mean, it's, like, almost rock
42:26
solid. It is, like, frozen solid, and it is
42:29
just a hefty chunk of something.
42:31
That you could probably throw instantly. Chuck it
42:34
at those two. I want to win.
42:37
All right.
42:38
I am going to throw up the banana
42:41
split to, um, him.
42:42
Okay.
42:42
Uh, as I'm still driving with that now
42:45
cherry in my lab, throw the banana peel when I
42:48
say so.
42:49
Okay.
42:50
And I'm going to wherever the fuel port is, I
42:53
guess. Going to freaking slam the
42:56
cherry into it.
42:57
Yeah, absolutely. Awesome. All right, so just as
43:00
you're doing.
43:01
This, I do want to say yes, I'm incredibly
43:03
clumsy. Just threw a banana peel at ah me.
43:06
Yes, you already got a very good point.
43:09
So, um,
43:13
let's see, uh, grit.
43:15
Okay.
43:18
A six.
43:19
A six. You miss, uh, it, and it drops right
43:21
back down into your lap. So now you have the cherry and the
43:24
banana split. As we are going sorry. Well,
43:27
just before going to do this,
43:30
all the falls back into your lap, and then
43:33
as that's happening, you're tossing this
43:36
frozen solid ice cream cone thing
43:39
behind you. I should have made it, like, one of those
43:41
big ice cream shells.
43:45
Yeah, it's a little obvious.
43:46
Yeah.
43:47
Maybe too much. Anyways, uh, you're throwing it behind you.
43:49
Um, are you aiming for these two specifically? Like,
43:52
you look out like it's got, like, a rear mirror, and you see them?
43:55
Yeah. Okay.
43:56
Uh, we are a bigger target. We are a bigger a very
43:59
big target. That is a very good point.
44:00
It's a forklift of big target.
44:03
Well, I saw what happened to Philip, and one less of
44:06
them increases my chances of getting the factory.
44:08
That's a very.
44:12
I really wasn't wrong when I said it was a total character
44:15
switch.
44:16
It really was.
44:17
It's going to get dark now.
44:18
Awesome.
44:19
Uh, um, I'm
44:22
going to call this a fight situation. So I'm going to have you do
44:24
fight, do roll a fight, and then you guys are basically
44:27
rolling against him.
44:28
Would it be fight or flight for him?
44:31
No, for you guys.
44:33
How do you respond to it? Do you, like, counter it,
44:36
or do.
44:37
You I'm going to leave that open to you guys. How are you guys dodging? I have
44:39
no it wouldn't be us
44:42
counterattacking.
44:44
It would be us trying to dodge.
44:45
Well, you could throw technically, if the game this
44:48
is based off of I won't say it, but you, uh, can throw bananas at
44:51
objects to destroy it.
44:52
Right?
44:53
We could.
44:54
So that would be the fight.
44:55
That would be the fight.
44:57
Yep.
44:57
And then flight would be probably just dodge it. So I'm ah, gonna leave that up
45:00
to you guys.
45:00
We should go for Dodging because we have a speed boost.
45:02
Right?
45:02
There is no right.
45:05
I'm dragging you along because I'm
45:08
protecting.
45:08
I'm just cheering you on. I'm like, you got this,
45:11
Kieran.
45:12
I'm protecting him. So
45:16
any attack that I'm, dodging would also be
45:18
protecting him in the dodge as well.
45:20
Sure.
45:20
Would that bring the plus three of the protective
45:23
strength into play?
45:25
Does one of you have that?
45:26
I have it.
45:27
Oh, you have it.
45:28
Wait, there's extra stuff.
45:32
There's actually stuff in this game. So
45:35
basically, your strengths, depending on what your strength is. Now,
45:38
yours was wealthy, but I don't know what you picked.
45:40
Rebellious.
45:40
Rebellious.
45:42
We're all rebellious.
45:43
Unassuming.
45:44
Unassuming. So, uh, for instance, unassuming says you can
45:47
spend two adversity tokens to not be seen
45:50
within reason. You can basically kind of disappear or
45:52
hide. Um, I don't know what yours is.
45:55
Rebellious and easy going.
45:56
Easy going also.
45:57
I don't even know what rebellious is.
45:59
Sorry.
45:59
Rebellious is add plus three to roles when persuading or
46:02
resisting persuasion from children
46:05
or adults.
46:07
Okay.
46:08
Um, and then what was your other easy going? Easy going.
46:11
So easy going is gain two adversity tokens when you
46:14
fail instead of one, which actually how many?
46:18
Wow, look at that.
46:20
Fair point. And then what was your protective
46:23
protective, which, as you said, add plus your roles when defending
46:26
one of your friends. So, yeah, I would say this probably a plus.
46:28
So we are going to go with a flight then.
46:30
Okay, sounds good.
46:33
That would be a 1010.
46:34
All right. And then total 1313.
46:36
Total. Okay.
46:37
Perfect. All right, Bart, with Hogan,
46:40
you got, uh, an eleven. All right. So, uh,
46:42
it's a narrow dodge. It's a narrow dodge. You guys
46:45
ever so slightly careen out of the way just as
46:48
this chunk of ice cream cone comes flying towards
46:51
you from Hogan. Oh, yes. And then you
46:54
get one of those.
46:54
Thank you.
46:55
It's a careening forklift. That's probably a first
46:57
yeah.
47:00
You really are you really are
47:03
forklift certified.
47:06
I'm going to see the ice cream. I'm just going to be, like, moving
47:09
into reverse.
47:09
He's drifting around.
47:12
All right, so you are jamming the.
47:14
Cherry into the gas
47:17
port or whatever.
47:18
And then you guys get a burst of speed that
47:20
shoots you up towards the front. Just as you guys are heading
47:23
towards the front, you look over and you see, um,
47:27
uh, Donna, and she's kind of
47:29
coming up alongside of Hogan, and she says,
47:32
hey, Hogan, take this. And she hurls her.
47:35
She also has one of those same ice cream cone things
47:39
towards you.
47:41
I'm going to try to catch.
47:45
Yeah. Uh, I'm going to have,
47:48
uh, probably.
47:48
Just a.
47:51
Fight or brawn, whichever one you would
47:54
fight.
47:54
Fight.
47:55
All right, sounds good.
47:58
16 of 2016.
48:00
So she throws it over towards you, and with one hand
48:03
on the wheel and the other hand in the air, you catch it
48:06
straight out of the air. And now you have a fresh
48:08
new.
48:09
Uh, cone in your I think that's cool. And I start
48:12
cheering, and I'm pulling the horn.
48:13
I'm, like.
48:18
Shooting for you.
48:20
Are they still behind me or in front of me by now?
48:22
They start shooting up past you.
48:25
Oh, is it too late to throw it at them?
48:27
No.
48:29
Then I will.
48:30
All right, sounds good. All right, so you guys shoot
48:33
past him. You guys are, uh, taking the lead, but as you
48:36
guys are coming up past him, he takes this very
48:38
same cone that he just caught. He hurls it towards you guys.
48:41
So while I'm cheering and pulling the horn, you hear me go,
48:44
uhoh.
48:48
What are you guys doing?
48:49
Cone coming up behind.
48:51
Wait, have we passed him yet, or?
48:54
Yes.
48:55
Oh, I'm going to toss the banana.
48:56
You toss the banana. All right, sounds good. Uh, interesting. This
48:59
is going to be a two way attack. Um,
49:02
let's start with you rolling the fight to
49:05
throw the ice, uh, cream towards them, and then
49:08
you guys are I don't know if you guys are.
49:09
Doing nine of
49:12
29.
49:13
Yeah, that's a one of one.
49:15
All right.
49:15
But I am going to use, if you allow
49:19
my, uh, adversity tokens.
49:20
Okay, sounds good.
49:21
Can I use only one or two?
49:22
You can use as many as you want as long as you have them.
49:24
I'm going to use two. That'll give
49:27
me I don't know if you'll see protective as this throw,
49:30
but sure. Uh, so it's either a three or
49:33
it's a six.
49:34
All right, sounds good.
49:35
For the ice cream throw.
49:36
So, usually when it comes down to combat situations,
49:39
what happens is, um, so a lot of times, if
49:42
it's NPC based, so you're fighting
49:44
against an NPC, it's about narrative control.
49:47
Right.
49:48
Mhm.
49:48
So if you're fighting against an NPC and you are failing your
49:51
defensive roles or failing to attack, I'm taking control as the
49:54
DM, m. In this case, um, it kind of becomes
49:57
a two sided street for narrative control. Right.
50:00
So he's attacking you guys. You guys are
50:03
dodging. You guys are failing to dodge, but you're minimizing
50:06
the amount that you're failing to dodge.
50:07
Right.
50:08
So essentially what's going to happen is, uh, because yours
50:11
wasn't so significantly, because you use some of your adversity
50:13
tokens, bart's going to describe what it is that happens as
50:16
he hits you guys with the attack. And it
50:19
just isn't something that's like.
50:20
A major catastrophe that ruined all my
50:23
plans.
50:28
He wanted major catastrophe.
50:30
He wanted, uh, to kill two people. Well, I
50:33
mean, two for one special.
50:37
I just want Julian Dislodged not
50:39
necessarily not necessarily out of the race, but to
50:42
fall off the forklift.
50:44
Yeah.
50:44
I'd say that's 100% possible. I like that.
50:46
Do I need to make a roll?
50:48
Um, sure, yeah. Make a
50:51
I don't know. What are you trying to do exactly? Are you trying to
50:54
get going or just not fall off?
50:57
We got ah hit.
50:58
Yeah. Okay.
51:00
More likely to fall because he's strapped into the center of a
51:03
forklift.
51:03
Yes, I am.
51:04
I'm going to lean towards and I.
51:07
Also didn't buckle up. No, that's a boat.
51:09
There's not seatbelts in boat.
51:11
So I'll describe what happens. So essentially, uh, what happens is
51:14
Hogan has this ice cream cone in his hand. He hurls it
51:17
at the forklift, it hits one of the,
51:20
um what was the word you used to describe the forks?
51:23
Yeah, the wafers the wafer forks.
51:25
Yep.
51:26
And it shatters it and then you start to kind of lean off
51:29
and fall. Oh,
51:32
well, yeah. Ah, you can write it down. It's up to you.
51:35
Um.
51:37
It shatters and allows you to kind of go onto
51:40
the track. Um, you're not careening off the
51:42
edge of anything, but you are just kind of right in the middle of the track and
51:45
you're just at a stop, basically.
51:49
So I fell off not off the track?
51:51
No, I fell off the forklift.
51:53
Yes. The forklift kind of continues on after you one of
51:56
the forks is they're.
51:57
All just taking off. M. Well, I'm back to
52:00
where I was originally not knowing how to start
52:03
this.
52:03
So let's give you a brain roll then.
52:06
Um, that's the one thing I don't
52:08
got.
52:09
Okay.
52:10
Two shoot.
52:12
Yeah.
52:12
You're not figuring this out.
52:14
You're going to be here I am looking for a bun. The idea
52:17
of pedals don't even cross
52:19
mine and they're all gone.
52:22
They're driving off. They just continue on.
52:24
I'm just loading up feasibly.
52:26
You could just walk.
52:30
Figure it out.
52:31
Okay.
52:33
Don't short sell me short.
52:34
I'll figure it out.
52:35
I'm a smart guy.
52:35
Hey, no worries.
52:36
There's a reason I've got a 5% win rate
52:42
that I rig.
52:43
That's right.
52:44
Awesome.
52:44
Uh, so as you guys continue on, there's another set of
52:47
crates. Um, you guys go, I assume probably now
52:50
that you know that there's power ups inside, you
52:53
intentionally slam into them.
52:55
I'm going to try to
52:58
hit two at once.
52:59
You're going to drift it a little bit.
53:01
Drift it with the fork.
53:02
Okay. All right.
53:03
Uh ah, yeah, I guess I'll
53:06
do it like that.
53:07
Okay.
53:08
Because there's probably one usually, uh,
53:11
uh, let's say there's four.
53:13
Yeah.
53:14
Um, so there's four available. You're trying Tokyo Drift and hit
53:17
two of them. Roll. Should we roll
53:20
for that? Uh, well, is
53:23
it on a straight.
53:24
Section of the track, or are we still on a curve?
53:28
I'd say it's probably on a straight section.
53:30
Okay.
53:30
Then I will do this.
53:31
Okay.
53:32
Sounds good. What would you like to roll for that? I would
53:34
save flight, as weird as it sounds, but that kind of just feels like
53:37
dexterity.
53:38
Yeah, that is a deck save.
53:40
Okay, sounds good. Go for it.
53:42
Use the power of family.
53:44
That's right.
53:45
Six.
53:45
It's all about family. You try to slam into
53:48
two of them. Uh, instead, you only hit one.
53:51
Um, and you kind of lose, like, a little bit of
53:54
ground.
53:55
Am I currently backwards right now?
53:57
No, you're not fully backwards, but that'd be
54:00
cool. Your opponents manage to kind of gain up on you
54:03
a bit and kind of not fully speed
54:06
ahead. There may be just, like, a couple.
54:07
Of what did I get, by the way?
54:08
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Um, you got an ice
54:11
cream cone? Frozen cone.
54:13
Immediately, I'm going to throw it behind me.
54:16
Behind you?
54:17
Yeah.
54:18
Oh, yeah, that's yeah, I'm in the lead.
54:19
Because you're ever so slightly at the lead. Are you aiming for anyone in particular? Because I'd say there's
54:22
one on either side of you.
54:23
Okay.
54:24
There's one really far behind, too.
54:25
Yeah, I know that
54:28
one.
54:30
Hogan uh, are you also, I'm assuming,
54:33
hitting one, uh, of these crates?
54:36
As many as possible.
54:37
As many as possible. Do you want to try to drift it as well and try to hit more than
54:40
one?
54:40
Sure.
54:41
Okay.
54:41
Go for a flight.
54:43
Roll.
54:49
Nine of ten.
54:50
All right.
54:51
Um yeah. You, uh, managed to shatter two of the
54:54
boxes, but, uh, unfortunately, only one of them actually
54:57
lands in your lap. The other one just kind of falls onto the ground behind
54:59
you. Uh, the one in your lap.
55:02
Interesting.
55:02
1234.
55:05
Okay.
55:05
Uh, in your lap, there is a, uh,
55:08
small cube with a very fragile
55:11
exterior. And as you shake it a little bit, or as it kind
55:14
of shakes as it's sitting in your lap and the card
55:16
is bumping on the ground, you can see that there's a very
55:19
sticky looking liquid inside,
55:22
possibly something that could cause it kind of looks like
55:25
one of those caramel cubes,
55:27
except there's something inside of it.
55:31
So something to possibly, uh,
55:33
use, um, whatever the case. Let's see what happened to the one
55:36
that fell. Oh, it was a banana split that fell on the ground.
55:39
There you go.
55:39
You left an obstacle behind.
55:40
Look at that.
55:41
And then, of course, uh, Donna, she's going to ride
55:44
through, and she's going to slam into one of them as
55:46
well, and she gets something that you guys will find out here.
55:51
Oh, yeah. She was on the other side.
55:53
Okay.
55:53
Yeah, that one's just left behind for, uh,
55:56
Julie, uh, whatever the
55:59
case. Uh, so it sounds like you Kieran
56:02
are going to hurl a ice cream cone
56:05
over at, um,
56:09
forgetting what he did.
56:10
Yeah.
56:10
Roll a fight, and then, Hogan, what are you going to
56:13
do about it as it comes? Korean.
56:15
Two of six.
56:16
We'll dodge it.
56:17
Okay.
56:17
Go for a flight again.
56:19
Oh, yeah.
56:19
Three of, uh, one of ten.
56:22
Three.
56:22
All right, well, so yours is going to hit for sure.
56:25
Explain to me, are you aiming for anything in particular or what's
56:28
the situation?
56:29
As the cone just lands in my lap, I'm going to see out
56:32
of the rear view, like the vertical
56:35
ones that are a little bit out farther that forklifts usually
56:38
have. See them coming up. Just know I'm on
56:41
a straight. Turn around.
56:43
Just throw it as hard as you can back there.
56:45
Throw it from the base of the cone. I'm
56:48
holding it. Just going to launch it as hard as I can.
56:51
Okay, sounds good.
56:53
At him. Not his car. At him.
56:55
Okay.
56:56
All right, sounds good. Um, you feel
56:59
as this cone comes flying through, hits you in the shoulder, you start to
57:02
lose control a little bit. Roll me a grit check to see if you manage
57:05
to maintain control.
57:09
I'm about to lose my second character.
57:12
Did you already get one of these before?
57:14
One of twelve.
57:19
It just thins out.
57:22
The herd has to be thinned to somehow.
57:25
Okay.
57:27
Hogan really wanted someone to go
57:30
next. He didn't expect it to be him.
57:32
I did start it.
57:36
As you get hit in the shoulder, you start to lose control
57:39
of your vehicle, and, um,
57:43
you get one tire off the edge
57:46
of the track, and you start to
57:49
kind of careen a little bit towards the edge. Um,
57:53
what are you doing? Let me ask you that.
57:55
Well, the last treat that I caught, the caramel filled cube.
57:58
I'm terribly afraid that I'm going to get hungry, so I'm going to start
58:01
eating it because I am m fear
58:04
starvation.
58:06
So it kind of has, like, a hardened exterior that you're able to kind
58:09
of break through. Um, and it just kind of shatters. And then
58:11
inside, you find this very sticky
58:14
caramel substance.
58:16
Does it taste good?
58:18
Yeah, it tastes if you like caramel.
58:20
Yeah.
58:20
Let's start drinking that.
58:22
As you're hanging, recover from going off the
58:24
road. All right. With one
58:27
hand. So what are you doing exactly
58:30
to try to get back onto the track with one
58:32
hand?
58:33
I will lean and countersteer.
58:35
Oh, okay.
58:35
All right. Sounds good.
58:36
Um.
58:38
Unless, uh, you want to make an argument for something else.
58:40
It seems like it's brains.
58:41
Yeah, I was thinking brains. Exactly.
58:45
Four of six.
58:46
Okay. Um.
58:49
I would say, yeah, sure. You're able to get yourself back
58:52
on the track, uh, but as you kind of start to move
58:55
forward, you feel.
58:56
Like bump, bump, bump.
58:57
That's like a continuous bump, and you realize you may have
59:00
broken the axle or some part of what holds the
59:03
tire. And you start to fall quite a bit behind.
59:07
Um, but you got some tasty caramel with
59:09
you.
59:10
Julian in the back goes, hey, Mr.
59:13
Dunker.
59:15
And he floats down on his little cloud, his little
59:18
marshmallow puff, and he says, yeah,
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what do you need, bud?
59:22
How do I start this thing?
59:23
Oh, all right. You see that thing where there's a key hanging out of
59:26
it?
59:28
Oh, I thought that was decoration.
59:30
Well, the little piece that hangs off the key is definitely
59:33
decoration, for sure. Um, why don't you give that a little twist
59:36
for me?
59:37
Okay.
59:37
Do that.
59:38
All right.
59:38
And then all of a sudden, the engine comes alive. He
59:41
says, oh, all right. Do you need help from
59:44
this point?
59:44
How do I make it move?
59:46
All right, so you got the steering wheel there.
59:48
Yeah.
59:48
This thing.
59:49
And that allows you to turn if you
59:51
twist.
59:53
And then I feel the wheels.
59:54
You feel the wheels. All right, good. Okay.
59:56
And then you got two pedals down there. You got a gas
59:59
pedal that makes you go forward.
1:00:00
Okay.
1:00:01
And then you got a brake pedal that makes you stop.
1:00:03
Got it.
1:00:04
That's the I can do that.
1:00:06
All right.
1:00:06
Good luck, little buddy.
1:00:08
Okay.
1:00:08
And I'm going to push down on both pedals.
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Okay.
1:00:11
And you just hear
1:00:17
but you don't move.
1:00:20
Uh, I'm gonna start like my brain's gonna
1:00:23
start trying to figure out what's happening,
1:00:26
but it's just, like, all gummed up, and it's clogged, and
1:00:29
I have no idea what's going on. So I'm just going to
1:00:31
release, and then I'm just going to try both
1:00:34
feet again. Release,
1:00:37
and I'm going to finally try 1ft.
1:00:39
All right.
1:00:39
I'm going to roll to see which foot it was.
1:00:41
Are you rolling, brain?
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Yeah.
1:00:43
Even is uh, no, even just
1:00:46
it wasn't the gas. It was the brake.
1:00:50
Which foot? I'm trying. That didn't work. Then he
1:00:52
finally tries the gas, and.
1:00:54
It just, like, floors it, and he.
1:00:56
Just lurches forward full speed, and he stops it. And
1:00:59
then he just slowly like the
1:01:02
SpongeBob joke where his toe comes out of his shoe, and he
1:01:05
pushes the gas just slightly. He's going to push
1:01:08
the gas just slightly, and he's going to be driving like
1:01:10
granny speed, but regardless, going granny
1:01:13
speed. He is slowly gaining on Hogan,
1:01:16
and his broken my
1:01:19
pretzel axle is yes.
1:01:23
Um, it doesn't take you too long before you catch
1:01:26
up to Hogan.
1:01:27
I do pull a victorious toot toot.
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Uh, you approach Hogan. What are you doing? Oh, you see him
1:01:34
broken down.
1:01:35
Your car looks busted.
1:01:37
Yours is still moving.
1:01:38
It's just moving.
1:01:38
Really slowly as it's, like,
1:01:41
kind of.
1:01:42
Ashamed that this boat just caught up to you. Going
1:01:45
at 2 mph.
1:01:47
Are we on a classic NASCAR oval or on some Grand
1:01:50
Prix pathway?
1:01:51
Kind of more of a grand prix. So there's no
1:01:54
there's really driving around.
1:01:55
To a new car.
1:01:58
You guys are, like, right next to each other.
1:02:00
I'm going to push the other one. I discovered the brake, and
1:02:03
I'm going to push it. I'm going to say hop in.
1:02:06
Yeah, I'll get in.
1:02:07
Okay. All right. Sounds good.
1:02:08
You clearly, uh, know how to drive these things more than
1:02:11
me. You, uh, take the wheel.
1:02:15
Okay.
1:02:15
All right, sounds good.
1:02:17
I'll man the horn. I step
1:02:20
back and I pull the horn.
1:02:23
And as Hogan jumps into the front seat, you
1:02:26
quickly and, uh, adeptly slam on that
1:02:29
gas pedal and shoot down.
1:02:33
I like how you accurately describe every
1:02:36
kid at, like, 14 when they first sit into the
1:02:39
driver's seat of a car.
1:02:40
Yeah, exactly.
1:02:42
It's the most awkward thing.
1:02:43
I have no idea what's going on.
1:02:44
Awesome.
1:02:45
All right, so you guys shoot ahead, and I'm going to
1:02:47
say, uh, there's probably one more set of
1:02:50
crates left. You and Donna are
1:02:53
pretty much neck and neck kieran and, uh,
1:02:56
you see those crates up ahead? She's looking at those crates up
1:02:59
ahead. You guys are looking both pretty intense, um, to
1:03:02
get to them. And all of a sudden, just as you guys are
1:03:05
approaching, um, them, she turns. You see her
1:03:08
let go of her steering wheel entirely. It's a straight shot to these
1:03:10
barrels or crates. And she turns, and she's
1:03:13
got, like, a water gun,
1:03:16
and she's pumping it real fast.
1:03:17
Do I see her? Let go. Yeah, I'm going to steer into
1:03:20
her.
1:03:21
All ah.
1:03:22
Right, so you're going to roll I'm just going to see
1:03:25
yeah. No, I like it. Uh, you're going to roll an attack.
1:03:28
Sorry. What I'm going to do is slow down a little
1:03:31
bit as that happens.
1:03:32
Oh, you're going to do and use the fork.
1:03:35
Uh, and I'm going to try to jam it under her,
1:03:37
and I'm going to come back under her car and start lifting
1:03:40
her car off.
1:03:41
Okay. All right. Yeah.
1:03:42
Do a fight.
1:03:45
That'd be a two.
1:03:46
A two. All right. You, uh, go to
1:03:49
steer towards her, and instead, she
1:03:52
turns, and she starts to spray you with what comes out as
1:03:55
chocolate syrup. Uh, and it splashes over you,
1:03:58
and you're unable to make contact with her. You're all
1:04:01
sticky now. You're kind of gross covered, um, in
1:04:04
chocolate in an ooey gooey mess.
1:04:07
That's good.
1:04:09
Driving half blind.
1:04:11
Yeah.
1:04:12
Good.
1:04:13
You're able to stay on the track, but whatever the case, roll me a grit to
1:04:16
see if you can still manage to hit one of the crates as it's coming towards you.
1:04:19
That would be a five.
1:04:20
A five out of eight?
1:04:21
Yeah.
1:04:22
Out of an eight. Um,
1:04:24
yeah, I'd say you managed to get one of the crates. It's not a difficult
1:04:27
check. Okay, um, what lands in your lap is
1:04:30
another one of those caramel cubes.
1:04:32
Okay?
1:04:33
And you have that on hand with you. But Donna has definitely
1:04:35
taken the lead. The other two of you, you guys come
1:04:38
by, uh oh. She obviously, of course, gets a crate
1:04:41
as fun. Fun. Um, you
1:04:44
guys come, uh, up to the crates, uh,
1:04:46
as well. There's two more left. You guys
1:04:49
are going pretty fast. I assume you're going to hit one.
1:04:52
Probably.
1:04:52
Absolutely.
1:04:53
Awesome.
1:04:53
All right, let's get you guys something. One. You, uh, guys get
1:04:56
one of the banana splits, lands in your lap.
1:05:00
You're the gunner.
1:05:04
Julian rubs his hands together.
1:05:06
You guys are still quite a ways from the other two, uh, whatever
1:05:09
the case, as, uh, you can see
1:05:12
the finish line off in the distance. Donna looks back at
1:05:15
you, and she just raises her hand and is one of the
1:05:18
cherries, and she just slams that into her gas and shoots
1:05:21
forward off into the distance.
1:05:22
Huh?
1:05:23
Is there anything you want to do?
1:05:26
I'm just going to keep driving.
1:05:28
All right, sounds good. Anything specific you guys are going to do?
1:05:31
I've done the banana on my head.
1:05:33
Oh, okay.
1:05:33
And I say that's captain
1:05:36
Julian do you hogan
1:05:39
awesome.
1:05:40
And after a couple of minutes, you guys
1:05:43
manage to reach the finish line. Donna coming in
1:05:46
first, not too far behind her. Kieran coming
1:05:48
in second, and then the other two of you coming
1:05:51
in a shared third. And Dilly
1:05:54
Dunkers is standing there and he says, wow, that was quite a race.
1:05:57
I hope you guys had some fun. As he steps off his little, uh,
1:06:00
marshmallow puff cloud. Anyways, on to the
1:06:03
next room. And as you guys are going into the next room,
1:06:06
um, and as we close this thing out, uh, that'll be the end of
1:06:09
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1:06:11
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