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Hour 3 - Purple Problems · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Yabba dabba doo it's our number three our three ready
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  Speaker 1: to go in a boom shakalaka to you on this
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  Speaker 1: Monday Monday of the Ben Maller show brand new week
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  Speaker 1: do you think Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell protecting Kyler Murray.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he's protecting Kyler Murray here at the
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  Speaker 1: expense of the entire team? Want to talk about that?
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  Speaker 1: Vikings finally lose a game with their suck bag offense.
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  Speaker 1: And is Vikings wide receiver Justin Jefferson right to be
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  Speaker 1: frustrated or does he need to shut up and enjoy
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  Speaker 1: being 6-1 in the Twin Cities? We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: And is there any realistic scenario? where Daniel Jones returns
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  Speaker 1: as the Colts QB1 next season. We'll take a look
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  Speaker 1: at the evidence regarding Danny Dimes, who's the same guy
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  Speaker 1: he had been with the Giants. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: and a whole lot more right now. Settle in. It's
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  Speaker 1: hour number three. Well, they used to be called the
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  Speaker 1: Purple People Eaters back in the day. Now they've just
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of purple problems all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: Life comes at you fast. Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: another hour of the Ben Maller Show. We are in
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  Speaker 1: That's ExpressPros.com. So our lead story this hour from Motown,
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  Speaker 1: where the Lions hosted the Vikings in an NFC North
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  Speaker 1: slobber knocker. And the Minnesota football team trying to remain
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  Speaker 1: undefeated against the Lions, who have one of the worst
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  Speaker 1: defenses in football. Granted, that was with half their roster out.
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  Speaker 1: They've got guys back, but still statistically one of the
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  Speaker 1: worst teams, if not the worst, depending on what category
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  Speaker 1: you look at. Well, if you didn't see this game,
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  Speaker 1: you might have missed it. And Jared Goff didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a very memorable performance other than the fact that he
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  Speaker 1: did throw the go-ahead touchdown with a seven-yard pass play.
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  Speaker 1: Touchdown pass to Jamison Williams with 435 left in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Detroit beats Minnesota 19-15 on Sunday, handing the last undefeated
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  Speaker 1: team to It's first loss, and if there's any members
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  Speaker 1: left of that Miami Dolphin team that went undefeated, they're celebrating.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like most of them have checked out, but there's
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  Speaker 1: probably a couple guys left from the 72 Dolphins that
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  Speaker 1: went undefeated. So the Lions at 5-2 have now won
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  Speaker 1: not one, not two, but three straight games, including their
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  Speaker 1: first two division games in the NFC North. So things
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  Speaker 1: are looking up. But the better story is in the
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  Speaker 1: losing locker room where Minnesota drops to 6-1 into the
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  Speaker 1: loser category. Into the loser category. All right, so that's
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss. The question,
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  Speaker 1: do you think Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell protecting Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 1: he's protecting Kyler Murray at the expense of the entire team?
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  Speaker 1: As yet again, coming out positive. All these guys, they
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  Speaker 1: only deal in positive things, no negative stuff. And it
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  Speaker 1: certainly sounded, based on what I took away from Kevin
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  Speaker 1: O'Connell's postgame commentary, that he is protecting Kyler Murray at
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  Speaker 1: the expense of the entire team. Do you feel that way?
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: give you the genuine article, is what we're going to
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  Speaker 1: give you. The genuine article. That's it. That's all. Now,
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  Speaker 1: to kick off here, obviously, I feel this way. I'm
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  Speaker 1: nodding my head in agreement with myself. I'm agreeing with
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  Speaker 1: myself that Kevin O'Connell is protecting alligator arms Kyler Murray
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  Speaker 1: at the expense of the Vikings team. Now, the bill
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  Speaker 1: finally came due. And all the people in Minnesota got
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  Speaker 1: upset with me. I thought you were a friend of
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings. I can't believe you said anything negative. You
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  Speaker 1: go on with the power trip, guys, every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while. Calm down. The bill finally came due here.
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  Speaker 1: We have been telling you from our bully pulpit holding
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  Speaker 1: down the fort here overnight that this Viking team offensively
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  Speaker 1: was a total fraud. And somebody... finally made them pay
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  Speaker 1: for their fraudulent activity. He said no matter how good
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  Speaker 1: the defense is going to be, at some point the
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  Speaker 1: offense is going to have to step up and make
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  Speaker 1: a play. And they're simply not good enough to do that.
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  Speaker 1: The Vikings have been playing Russian roulette with five empty chambers,
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  Speaker 1: and congratulations, they finally found the one that wasn't empty.
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  Speaker 1: They found the one that wasn't empty. And Kyler Murray
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  Speaker 1: running a football Ponzi scheme Think about it. Brian Flores'
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  Speaker 1: defense keeps making deposits. And they were not great in
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  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. But for the first half of the game,
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  Speaker 1: it was a domination situation and all that. You play
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  Speaker 1: like that early. You set your team up. You have
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  Speaker 1: a halfway decent offense. You've got a commanding lead. And
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  Speaker 1: obviously that did not happen here. And so the defense
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  Speaker 1: keeps making those deposits. And the offense keeps withdrawing without
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  Speaker 1: sufficient funds. We can't get it done. Terrible. The offense
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  Speaker 1: is like a vending machine that malfunctions repeatedly here. You
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  Speaker 1: insert a dolly, you press B7. I want a Snickers bar.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get a Snickers bar?
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  Speaker 2: B7.
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  Speaker 1: And instead of getting a Snickers bar, you get that
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  Speaker 1: mechanical kind of groan thing and out of order starts flashing.
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  Speaker 1: Out of order starts flashing and all that. You know
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  Speaker 1: what Kyler Murray is? He's a passenger. He's a passenger.
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  Speaker 1: The defense is driving the bus. The wheels on the
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  Speaker 1: bus go round and round. The wheels on the bus
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  Speaker 1: go round and round. So he's the one that's the passenger,
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  Speaker 1: and he's sitting in the very back. He's enjoying some
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  Speaker 1: nice uncrustables. Here's a perfect example of what I was
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  Speaker 1: talking about. So the Lions go down, matriculate the ball down.
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  Speaker 1: They had a seven-play 69-yard drive. They get a touchdown.
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  Speaker 1: So the Vikings get the ball back with 435 on
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  Speaker 1: the clock. They have to get a touchdown. They get
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  Speaker 1: it at the Minnesota 28-yard line. Need a touchdown to
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  Speaker 1: take the lead. 435 to go. You've got Alligator Arms Murray,
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray there. How's that turn out? Let's see. Not one,
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  Speaker 1: not two, three plays, five yards, and a punt. And
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  Speaker 1: then the Detroit Lions got the ball back with 253
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  Speaker 1: to go, and they merely ran eight more plays and
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  Speaker 1: ran out the clock. And that's all she wrote. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the story also, which is getting a lot of play,
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  Speaker 1: is what happened post-game. We have a developing locker room drama-o-rama, drama-o-rama,
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  Speaker 1: involving the star wide receiver in Minnesota, Vikings wide out,
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  Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson, visibly frustrated. Media that were in the locker
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  Speaker 1: room tried to talk to him. He said, Ixnay on
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  Speaker 1: the toque. I ain't talking. He was upset after Minnesota
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  Speaker 1: lost that game there, caught just five passes for 33 yards,
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  Speaker 1: did have a touchdown. Jefferson, who has twice been honored
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  Speaker 1: by the football establishment, he's won the award for his
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  Speaker 1: generosity of his time with the media, but not on
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  Speaker 1: this day. He huffed and puffed and stormed out of
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  Speaker 1: the visiting locker room without speaking to a member of
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  Speaker 1: the media there, Kyler Murray. He attempted to accept a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of responsibility. He can't accept all the responsibility
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  Speaker 1: because he's little. But he attempted to accept some of
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  Speaker 1: the responsibilities, saying that, quote, that's on us to find
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  Speaker 1: a way to get him the ball as Jefferson huffing
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  Speaker 1: and puffing about not getting the ball enough and upset.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell defended his wide receiver. Of course he did.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he did. Defended his wide receiver's frustration, acknowledging
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  Speaker 1: missed opportunities during the 50 offensive plays or so the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings had the ball. So the question, is Viking wide
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  Speaker 1: receiver Justin Jefferson right to be frustrated? Right to be frustrated?
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  Speaker 1: Or does he need to shut up and enjoy the
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  Speaker 1: fact that Minnesota's 6-1? and it's not all about him.
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  Speaker 1: It's not all about him. You make the call. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so after a minutes-long deliberation of the available information, I
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  Speaker 1: am on the side of Justin Jefferson, and it's not
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  Speaker 1: just because I have a talk show to do, and
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  Speaker 1: I love the fact that this is good for the show. No,
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  Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson has every right, every right to be furious.
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  Speaker 1: He does. The Vikings are 6-1, and he knows that
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  Speaker 1: is fool's gold.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: And as our former colleague, the great Jim Mora, would say,
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  Speaker 1: the team from Minnesota is not winning diddly-poo with this offense.
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  Speaker 1: They're not.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Weak, passive offense in Minnesota. And so Justin Jefferson isn't
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  Speaker 1: angry because the Vikings lost one game. He's angry because
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  Speaker 1: he also has a crystal ball, and he knows how
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  Speaker 1: this story ends. And it's a 6-1 team that is
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  Speaker 1: counterfeit because they don't have a major offense. They are
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  Speaker 1: lacking offensive pedigree. The defense has been carrying... Kyler Murray,
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  Speaker 1: it's like he's getting walked around and he's just not
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  Speaker 1: carrying his end of the work. It's bad. It's like
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  Speaker 1: they're carrying him like a piano up six flights of
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  Speaker 1: stairs while the defense is like, hey, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: What are we doing here? And Kyler Murray somehow has
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  Speaker 1: turned Justin Jefferson, a $ 35 million guy, into the NFL's
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  Speaker 1: highest paid cardio instructor. He's done it. He's a decoy.
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  Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson is a freaking decoy. That's Kyler Murray. And
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  Speaker 1: they chuckle in Arizona. They say, yep, that's our Kyler Murray.
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  Speaker 1: We remember Kyler Murray. That's our guy. And again, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think Jefferson's complaining about the The numbers, I can't
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  Speaker 1: totally discount that he'd rather have sexy stats. I just
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  Speaker 1: think he's complaining that he knows the Cinderella story. Not
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  Speaker 1: really going to work out that way. The expiration date
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  Speaker 1: on the Cinderella story is right around the corner. And
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings offense is kind of like you go to
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant, you order the filet mignon. And the waiter
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  Speaker 1: comes to the table and they say, OK, we've got
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  Speaker 1: the filet mignon. They've got the plate. They've got the
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  Speaker 1: metal thing on top. They pull the metal thing up,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a microwaved Hot Pocket. Now, you don't not
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  Speaker 1: like a Hot Pocket. A Hot Pocket's kind of good.
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  Speaker 1: You enjoy the Hot Pocket. However, come on.
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  Speaker 3: Police.
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  Speaker 1: The Vikings are no longer undefeated, and hopefully they will
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  Speaker 1: finish fooling themselves. They were very good at fooling themselves
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  Speaker 1: when they were 6-0. It was like, oh, yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is fine.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. Kevin O'Connell, every week, we're close
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  Speaker 1: to figuring things out. We're going to figure out the offense.
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  Speaker 1: We're real close.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, you are not. The Detroit Lions, one of the
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  Speaker 1: worst teams defensively in the NFL, and the Vikings... We're 30%
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  Speaker 1: on third down, 15 points. That's it. And less than
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  Speaker 1: 300 yards of offense against one of the worst teams
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL defensively, the Lions. All right, last thing.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of bad, we go to Jacksonville where the Indianapolis Colts.
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  Speaker 1: I got Crenshaw and his dad last hour. Crenshaw called up,
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  Speaker 1: 10-year listener to the show, called up with his pops sleeping,
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  Speaker 1: woke his dad up, the whole thing. Colts fan. Colts fan.
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  Speaker 1: And the Colts who were– Pants, 42-7 by the Jaguars.
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  Speaker 2: 42-7.
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  Speaker 1: They fall to 2-6. That's four straight losses now for Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 1: They have also lost, going back to last year, 13
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  Speaker 1: of their last 15. Now, I did not play in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. That's not very good. Coach Shane Steichen on
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  Speaker 1: the hot seat. There are some whispers he could be
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  Speaker 1: let go as coach when the sun comes up later today.
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  Speaker 1: I'll believe it when it happens. I'll believe it when
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  Speaker 1: it happens. Colts already got rid of their general manager
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  Speaker 1: a week ago. So Daniel Jones went out there and P.U.
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  Speaker 1: what stinks. That would be Daniel Jones. 144 yards passing.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. One touchdown, two interceptions. He got benched for
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  Speaker 1: a guy that quit, Anthony Richardson. That's his signature moment
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  Speaker 1: of the NFL. Remember he famously quit, took himself out
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  Speaker 1: of the game and all that. Now Shane Steichen vowed
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  Speaker 1: to evaluate everything. Every position, the embattled coach said, including quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: as the Colts continue to unravel yet again. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here's the question. Is there any realistic scenario where Daniel
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  Speaker 1: Jones returns as the Colts' QB1 next season? So as
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  Speaker 1: we do the show right now in this moment, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Bringing back Daniel Jones... would be a powerful
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  Speaker 1: statement by the Indianapolis Colts franchise. Unfortunately, the statement would be,
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  Speaker 1: we have given up. We give up. That's it. No chance.
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  Speaker 1: We're giving up. The Colts thought they were buying a
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  Speaker 1: quarterback renaissance. They thought they were getting renaissance. It turns
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  Speaker 1: out they purchased a timeshare in football purgatory. So Danny
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  Speaker 1: Nimes has made a career out of being the next
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  Speaker 1: guy's problems. He's like, listen, I'll go somewhere else. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be the next guy problem. That's it. His greatest talent,
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  Speaker 1: and I've learned this, is not throwing touchdowns. He's not
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  Speaker 1: very good at that. Daniel Jones' real skill set, the
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  Speaker 1: thing that separates him from everyone else, the thing that
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  Speaker 1: makes him so unique... is the fact that he is
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  Speaker 1: able to keep fooling these people. He's always a step
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  Speaker 1: ahead at convincing the next organization that it's not his fault.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't my fault. This guy's fault. It's that guy's fault.
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  Speaker 1: They were the problem. Now, the trade deadline is just
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  Speaker 1: a little over a week away as we're doing this
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  Speaker 1: in real time. And I would say, and I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: this earlier, I'll go back to this. If you're the
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  Speaker 1: Colts and you're just unloading, they don't even have a
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  Speaker 1: first-round pick, which makes it all the more crazy that
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  Speaker 1: they're doing this. In fact, if you look ahead, the
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  Speaker 1: New York Jets, who have the Colts pick, the Jets
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  Speaker 1: would have the fourth pick in the draft, courtesy of Indianapolis,
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  Speaker 1: because that pick goes to the Jets for Sauce Gardner.
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  Speaker 1: How's that working out, that Sauce Gardner thing? Is that good?
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  Speaker 1: Not good? I'm told that's not good. I'm told that
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  Speaker 1: did not work out very well. But keep an eye
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  Speaker 1: on Minnesota. Kevin O'Connell, we talked about here. Kyler Murray
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  Speaker 1: can't play. He's a much better gamer than he is
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback, so he sucks. And Kevin O'Connell had Daniel
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  Speaker 1: Jones for a cup of coffee. He had him for
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  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, and apparently the coffee wasn't bitter enough.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're Minnesota and you know you don't have
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback, Kyler Murray can't play at a championship level.
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  Speaker 1: You need help. Is that the next sucker for Daniel Jones?
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  Speaker 1: Do we see a trade here before the deadline? Daniel
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  Speaker 1: Jones to Minnesota for a mid-round conditional draft pick. And
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  Speaker 1: that's it. It does make sense. From a football Tinder perspective,
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  Speaker 1: can't you see the Vikings swiping right on that? And saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get the dating app out. We'll just swipe right
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  Speaker 1: and NFL Tinder. It's the way to go. Kevin O'Connell,
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  Speaker 1: he's got that vibe, like, I can fix this guy.
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  Speaker 1: And he had success with Sam Donald, did not have
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  Speaker 1: success with Kyler Murray this year. It's been a debacle. J.J.
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  Speaker 1: McCarthy did not work out in Minnesota last year either.
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  Speaker 1: So he's 0 for his last two, and you better
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  Speaker 1: figure some stuff out here or forget about it. Good luck.
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  Speaker 1: The famous last words of many an NFL coach is,
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  Speaker 1: I can fix him. This is my pet project. I
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  Speaker 1: can fix that person. It's also the famous last words
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  Speaker 1: of a mechanic who purchased a flooded BMW that was
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  Speaker 1: underwater in a hurricane. You're like, oh, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: can fix that BMW. It's no problem. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. So Minnesota's already got a quarterback that can't
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  Speaker 1: play in Kyler Murray. They might as well go out
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  Speaker 1: and get another one. Adding Daniel Jones would be like
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  Speaker 1: replacing a flat tire in with another flat car. Better
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  Speaker 1: of the Day. So running back, Jonathan Taylor. says teams
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  Speaker 1: will be blank to play the Colts. Jonathan Taylor, veteran
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  Speaker 1: running backs, who also had a terrible game in that
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  Speaker 1: Colts blowout loss. Everyone had a bad game. Jonathan Taylor
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  Speaker 1: says teams will be blank to play the Colts. That
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• 21:02
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  Speaker 6: Hello, hello.
• 21:06
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• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Had an infestation here in the studio, apparently. Yeah, if
• 21:10
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• 21:15
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• 21:16
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• 21:18
  Speaker 1: That's true. It's problematic.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Crawling around. It's like a horror movie. And Koopaloop had
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: a Bronco fan wearing his Bronco hat celebrating the Broncos
• 21:30
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• 21:34
  Speaker 1: And back to it. Back to where we go. Here's
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the Mallor riddle of the day. Running back Jonathan Taylor
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: says the teams will be blank to play the Colts.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: That is the Mallor riddle. What is the answer? Let's see.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Does anyone know the answer? Let's see here. Eileen in
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: San Francisco says teams will be giving up and walking
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: into the ocean. playing rock, paper, lizard, Spock for the
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: opportunity to play the Colts from Alf the Alien Opiner
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Donkey Sausage. Says insane to the membrane right there. That's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: from Cypress Hill. What else do we have? Coke and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Mentos from Michael in Tulsa. Page down, page down. I
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to read that one on the air. He
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: kind of got it right, but not quite. Not Blind
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Austin says, chopping something. Dancing through the tulips to play
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the Colts from Mike the Leprechaun. That's his answer. Who
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Hyperactive from Courtesy Flusher. Ken says
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: college football is so much better than the NFL. It's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all the same. Can they get paid in college? They
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: get paid in the NFL. It's all the same. All right, Lorena,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Lorena, again, the Mallory riddle
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: of the day. Jonathan Taylor running back says teams will
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: be blank to play the Colts. I was going to
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: say ecstatic. Ecstatic. Is that the word? No, not the word.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: The answer is foaming, as in foaming at the mouth.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: They have rabies? Yeah, like they have rabies. They're so
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: excited to play the Colts at 2-6. Good chance to
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: fatten up your record, right? Beat the Colts, get some
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: good stats, make more money when your contract comes up.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: And so win-win situation. Let's say hello to, let's go
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to Brandon, who's in North Carolina. Brandon, what's going on?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You're on the Ben Maller Show on Fox. What's up, Brandon?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: What's going on, man?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You tell me, man. You call, though. What's going on?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: What's on your mind? What you got? What you got?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: What you got?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I had the answer, but you don't say it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, you had the answer? You knew the Jonathan Taylor
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: riddle answer? We don't really take calls on the riddle answer, though.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I got you. All right. What's going on with you?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Why are you up so late? What, you working?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I work. I work at the prison. I lift
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: me out here every morning, man. I'm surprised I even
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: got through.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. How's it working
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: at a prison?
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  Speaker 2: It's hell.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Is it bad? I don't get you in trouble, but
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: do you work behind the scenes? I work, brother. Okay.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And how long have you been working there?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I've been at the prison for eight years, huh?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Eight years. All right. But you like leaving when you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: go home, huh? You're like, hey, I'm out of here.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I get to go home. Yes, sir.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Ready to go now. All right.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Does the prison have cockroaches?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: They got every bird you can name.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah, we had a little infestation here. The
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: cockroaches attacking.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: It's an honor, man, for y'all to take my call.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm listening out here.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, it's an honor to have you listen. Thank
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you for listening. I appreciate that. And good luck with everything.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Hopefully things will not be too bad for you at work.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I know it's a tough place to work, but somebody's
• 25:06
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• 25:08
  Speaker 1: out there and help out. So thank you. All right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Be careful. Brandon. That's Brandon from the jail in Northgate.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: We stay in Northgate. We're very big. in the Tar
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Heel State, we now go to a fan favorite. Thumbs up,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: thumbs down, Eddie is back. Hello, thumbs up, thumbs down, Eddie,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: in Charlotte. And he is returning for the first time
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: here in the month of November because this is the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: first show in November. Hello, Eddie.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Thank you for that great introduction, Mr. Ben. How are
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: things going your way?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I would be a Charger,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: but not a Charger because they stink. And I guess
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't– I can't say the Giants because the Giants
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: are in first place, but they're not really, you know,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: not great. You'd admit they're not great, but they're in
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: first place.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right. Get it while it's getting good.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you. Absolutely. What's going on
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: with you, Eddie? What's new with you, Eddie? I haven't
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: talked to you in a while.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Just happy to jazz in first, and we need to
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: do something about them darn Yankees. But anyway, I got
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: three good ones for y'all today. Let's start out with
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: this one. Do y'all think, this applies to all sports,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: do y'all think these intramodal leads are good for the sport?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Thumbs up or thumbs down?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So insurmountable, meaning like in a game, a team jumps
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: out to a 30-point lead or something like that. Is
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: that what you're talking about?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: But every sport is, you know.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are they good or bad? Well, you'd like every
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: game to be close and decided in the fourth quarter,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: so I would say they are bad because you want
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: to have close games. It makes it more fun down
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the stretch. Lorena, so I guess thumbs down on that. Lorena,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: thumbs up or thumbs down? I'm going to go with you, Ben.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Thumbs down. Thumbs down. She's cheating off my paper. And
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Koopa Loop. What do you have there, Koopa Loop? Thumbs up,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: thumbs down. Do you enjoy a nice insurmountable lead? For example,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the Jacksonville game with the Colts, that was an insurmountable lead, right?
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: When it comes to the Denver Broncos, there's no such
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: thing as an insurmountable lead.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Bronco PR guy right there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: All right. So thumbs up and you enjoy the insurmountable lead.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, it was 35-0. Jacksonville led the Colts
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: in that game, just for the record. But anyway. All right.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: What's next here? Thumbs up, thumbs down. Eddie, our favorite.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go again. What do we got?
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I think it is an advantage to have a
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: buy at certain parts of the season. Does the NFL
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: need to do like all the sports and everybody get
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: a buy at the same time?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: No, because they have a product they have to sell.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And so you're supposed to reward. I thought the plan
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: was they reward teams based on, I guess they don't
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: technically reward teams, because certain teams ask for buy weeks
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: early in the year, later in the year. In a
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: perfect world, you just take a weekend off. What would
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: be the midway point? There's an odd number of games, right?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I know there's 18 games. I guess week nine would
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: be the point.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: But then you'd have no games on week nine. So
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: that's next week. There'd be no games. We don't want that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Come on. So I'm going to go thumbs down to
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: them having everyone have the bye week at the same time. Lorena,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: thumbs up, thumbs down. Our friend Eddie in Charlotte, we're
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: playing thumbs up, thumbs down. Do you know what a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: bye week is, Lorena? So I'm thinking that I'm going
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to go thumbs up because buying things raises your endorphins
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: and makes you a happier person. And so happier people
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: win more games. Buys are good. It helps the economy too, right? Yes.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: You buy things, it helps the economy. Kubalu, thumbs up
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: or thumbs down. Should there be a universal buy week
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that week nine, everyone has the same week off, no
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: advantage at all to anybody?
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: I think for that week, we should all just play
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: in the NFL Cup.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good idea. It's worked out well for
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the NBA. Did you enjoy those cup games over the weekend, Coop,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: on Friday? So great. And I also like how they're
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: encouraging teams to run up the score still in the
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: cup games. Anyway, yes.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I got a foodie for you guys and then I'm gone.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: All right, one more. Here we go. We'd like to
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: alert all the affiliates. This is the last thumbs up,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: thumbs down question for today's episode with our friend Eddie.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Eddie.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Rice pudding with raisins. Thumbs up or thumbs down?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: No, this is easy. Thumbs down. I take a strong
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: anti-raisin position. I am bothered by big trail mix, shoving
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: raisins in my trail mix. I don't like that. So
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I don't mind raisins in oatmeal cookies, like oatmeal raisin. Obviously,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: they're in the name, oatmeal raisin. So I don't mind that. Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I'm way big, giant thumbs down. Lorena? Keep raisins out
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: of everything. She's anti-raisin also. All right, Koopa Loop, thumbs up,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: thumbs down. Thumbs down. Thumbs down.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Clean sweep.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. All right, thank you, Eddie. There he goes,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the great Eddie. Thumbs up, thumbs down, Eddie, from Charlotte,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: checking in. Well, I mentioned this earlier. I wanted to
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: pay it off. So Patrick Mahomes' wife, Brittany Mahomes, went viral.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: The wife who I checked, she did not show up
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: in the box score. She did not play for the
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Chiefs against the Broncos. But she erupted. She ripped the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: referees following Kansas City's loss to Denver State. A late penalty.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: She said the weakest she'd ever seen. There was a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: false start penalty on tackle Jalen Moore that wiped out
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: what appeared to be a game-winning touchdown to Rashi Rice.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: And by the way, Koop said that was his favorite
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: penalty of all time. He really enjoyed that penalty. It
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: was an obvious false start. Well, not according to Brittany Mahomes.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: She implied the officials were targeting Kansas City. She wrote
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: on social media, oh, wait, yeah, I can cause it's us.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I can because it's us. There you go. You've upset.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Your Broncos have upset Brittany Mahomes. She's not happy.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Of course, she got mocked for that, as you might imagine. Like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's a good week for wives
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: getting upset. We had Jonathan Taylor's wife throwing rumors out, right?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Now we got Mahomes' wife.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It's always nice. Wives making headlines, giving us content for
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the show. Baltimore freeloader update. Baltimore media freeloader says an
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: NFL Sunday with no free food. It's like an NFL
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Sunday where you lose two quarterbacks. They'll play the games
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and the food will still be distributed. But it just
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: won't be the same without the quality football that goes
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: with all the candy, chicken, hot dogs, nachos. The season
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: is over. Well, I have a major update on the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: freeloader update coming up. In the next couple days, I'm
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: waiting for a phone call. I'm not going to rant
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and rave yet. I'm waiting for my phone call, then
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I'll rant and rave. Donkey Sausage says, works in the prison, huh?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: That's from Donkey. And then he takes a shot. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: don't think he... That's a cheap shot, Donkey. What's wrong
• 32:21
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• 32:23
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• 32:26
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• 32:32
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• 32:35
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• 32:38
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• 32:42
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• 32:46
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• 32:49
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• 32:59
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• 33:02
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• 33:06
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• 33:10
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• 34:33
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• 34:37
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• 34:40
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• 34:43
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• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Who needs the advice, the wisdom, the knowledge of the
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Malheur militia? Well, there's a team that was playing with
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: fire and they finally got burned. The Minnesota Vikings trying
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to win with Alligator Arms Murray at quarterback Minnesota as
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the 29th ranked offense. They stank. So any advice to
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the Vikings trade deadline is a little over a week away.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: You're live on the air. When you hear my voice,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and again, advice to the Vikings, Stinky Offense, 877-99 on Fox.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the air, line one. Advice to
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the Vikings, line one.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like having morning time.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: It's like having three screaming children in the back of
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the car and two lollipops. I hear you. That is
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a problem. The math ain't mathing on that. Line two,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: you're on the airline two. Hello. Hey, the people who
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: want to give me candy because they said I'm too
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: old to go trick-or-treating. You suck. That's right, losers. Line three,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you're on the airline three. Hello.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. You call your next year advice to
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Vikings. Stinky offense. Hello, caller.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Don't play with miniature quarterbacks.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes. Stay away from the fun-sized quarterbacks. Let's go
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: over to Line 6. Line 6, you're on the air,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Line 6. Hello.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: The autumn wind is a-queef.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's go. Line 2. Hello, Line 2. You're
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: on the air, Line 2. Who's house?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: There you go. So exciting. You can feel the buzz
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: of L.A. football. Invitation only, apparently. Line 3. Hello, Line 3.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: The cheerleaders are cooking you. Okay, thank you for that line.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: You see those Bucs cheerleaders were out there shaking their
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: tookus in the mud there because it was raining so
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: much at the game there. A lot of rain. Yes,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: line four, you're on the air. It's the Insta Advice
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Line unscreened radio for the Vikings' El Stinko offense.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Don't get mad at me because you give out incomplete
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: answers to fun facts.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I give out great answers. Line five. Hello, line five.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, goobers are raising nets. I like great goobers more
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: than that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for that. The great debate continues. 877-99
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: on Fox. I hear Guy breathing in the background. Advice
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to the Vikings offense. Justin Jefferson not happy. The Vikings
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: finally lost. They have the 29th ranked offense in the NFL. Hello,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: you're on the air, Line 6. Line 6 not paying attention.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: That was a waste of our time. Let's go over
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to Line 2. Line 2, you're on the air.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, how great is that? A fan favorite from Boston,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a staple. You can't have an authentic instant advice line
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: without that. We haven't heard from where's my baseball guy
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: in a while. Line three. Hello. Line three. You're on
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: the air.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Bring back Joe Capp.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring back Joe Capp. That's the one thing we
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: need in life is Joe Capp. 877-99-ON-FOX is the number.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: This is unscreened radio. You don't have to worry about
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a call screener. It's just me and you. We're having
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: some fun. Now, Les, I hear you breathing. Line four.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You're on the air. Line four. In the gabagoo. The gabagoo.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: You got to get in the baba ganoush and the jambalaya. Jambalaya. Line.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go over to you. Yeah, I see this line ringing. Hello, caller.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: You're on the air, caller. Hello.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Don't do drugs.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Stay in school.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, don't do drugs. Just say no. That was when
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I was a kid. The first lady. Just say no.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That was the big slogan. Line 2, you're on the air,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Line 2. Hello.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he should have went back to Bad News Bear school.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: He should have played better football.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's Frank the Tank right there giving advice to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: the Vikings' stinky offense. Justin Jefferson visibly upset, annoyed, didn't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: talk to the media. Line 3. Hello, Line 3.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Pathetic.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Pathetic. There you go. One word. That's all we need.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the air. It's the instant advice
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: line for the Vikings. They're 6-1, but they have the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: 29th-ranked offense. They're actually worse than the Chargers statistically. The
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Commanders won.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: The Commanders won.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: You know who this is.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: That's right. Morning time. Morning time. Line five. Hello, caller.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You're on the air. Line five.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Trade Justin Jefferson to the Patriots.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, for a seventh-round draft pick. I'm sure that's the
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: other part of that. Line 6, it's the instant advice
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: line for the Vikings here. Unscreened radio at 877-99 on Fox. Hello,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Line 6. You're on the air, Line 6. It could
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: be worse. You could be a Jet fan.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Got a murder, gotta.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Go there you go yeah the jets have nowhere to
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: go line two you're on the air line two hello
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: line two not paying attention we'll go to line three
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: hello line three candy i want candy all right you
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: gotta earn the candy dude uh yes you're on the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: air hello line four We are still 6-1. All right,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: there you go. One more call. Koopa Loop, final call.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Line three. Line three. You're on the air. Line three.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Final call. Instant advice line for the Vikings offense.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Let's go to the moon.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, was that Poppy? Oh, man. I blame you, Koop.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I blame you.