Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 174: Sister Wives Rewind - Leaving the Nest - Season Four FINALE

Transcript

174: Sister Wives Rewind - Leaving the Nest - Season Four FINALE · Reality TV Cringe

0:10
Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
0:15
Deally other redhead Baby also known as fat Cat, here with my Real
0:20
Tight Homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice. Everybody akay three. We are
0:30
gathered here today to talk sister wives. Honey, we are doing another rewind.
0:36
In fact, we are rewinding and recapping season four episode eleven, which
0:44
is the final episode of the season four. There's so many good things that
0:48
happen in this episode that we're going to get into. But before we do,
0:51
we just have to tell you please had wibe and had your Kias this
0:55
is a politically incorrect podcast. We say a lot of bad words, so
1:00
we have stupid opinions and I for one am proud of it. Yeah,
1:03
we're not gonna be apologizing. So if you're a fault fully you might want
1:10
to find your silf another dopester baby. But if you are ready to party
1:15
and get down with some Mormons today, welcome to this stumpster. And if
1:19
you are ready to party with us, be sure to follow us on Instagram
1:23
at reality tv Crunch and join us on patroon patron dot com sosh reality tv
1:27
Crinche That's where the real parties at all. Right, it is the best
1:30
way to support us if you would like to do so, And if you
1:34
are watching on YouTube, please do not forget to like and comment and share
1:38
and subscribe, because every little thing you do is magic and it really does
1:42
help us. So thank you in advance. Thank you. All Right,
1:48
let's get into this Sister Wives horse shit. First of all, have we
1:51
heard anything further as to whether Sister Wives truly is returning in August? Oh
1:59
that I don't know. Oh, okay, but we didn't get anybody.
2:01
We did get some comments on our last YouTube, and we got some dms
2:06
on the Instagram. Okay that I keep forgetting to shout out. I'm sorry,
2:09
but we did get a DM on Instagram from a lady named Mimi.
2:14
She sent us this a while ago, and we totally forgot to read it.
2:19
But she was talking about Caleb and Maddie's relationship because I asked about it
2:23
because we weren't sure about the timeline. So she says, listening to the
2:27
current episode, and y'all were talking about Maddie and Caleb. She said.
2:30
In this episode from last week, when Mattie tells her parents about Caleb,
2:35
she says in her talking head that she met Caleb in the er when Curtis
2:39
passed away. So if that is to believe, then during the season four,
2:44
she and Caleb had not met yet. So when she's like texting boys
2:46
and stuff, when we were theorizing if she was texting Caleb, it wasn't
2:51
then if we believe that, if we believe that true. So I know
2:53
that there are rumors and these are unfounded, so we're not like saying it's
2:59
true or not. But there are rumors that Maddie was talking to her current
3:02
husband Caleb when she was like sixteen years old, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen
3:06
years old. I don't know. I wasn't there, but I'm always wondering.
3:09
Yeah, and if we take her at her word, I'm not sure
3:14
when Curtis actually passes what season that is. I know she was young though
3:19
when she started talking to Cay. Yeah right, it was a little controversial,
3:22
wasn't it. Yeah, a little bit all right, So maybe she
3:23
was talking to maybe she wasn't. I don't know. I don't know either,
3:28
but we are keeping our raccoon monocle focused on Maddie. Yeah, And
3:32
then we got a comment on last week's YouTube video from Bethany lo Lodge five,
3:38
eight twenty three. Bethany, and she was talking about Cody and Mary
3:42
when they were recording that other lady because we didn't know anything about it,
3:46
know who that is. So she said, Cody and Mary were courting a
3:50
seventeen year old girl from their church who they were going to marry right after
3:58
her eighteenth birthday. Girl, that's gross. So this girl was introduced to
4:04
the couple through Christine. Christine was already interested in Cody and was heartbroken when
4:11
they started courting the younger girl because she did not agree with it. Ew
4:15
gross, Why would you? Yeah? And I guess Christine stopped being friends
4:19
with Mary and Cody for a while because of it. About two weeks before
4:24
the wedding, the girl, rumor has it, her father abruptly called off
4:29
the wedding and broke up with Cody for good. Mary called Christine to give
4:32
her the news, and Christine decided to pursue Cody again since the wedding with
4:36
the younger girl didn't happen. In between the girl and Christine, Janelle came
4:42
into the picture, having been with Mary's brother in law, but Christine had
4:46
known Mary and Cody since they first started dating. Interesting, Yes, I
4:50
knew there were raccoons out there, thank you understood the lower Yeah, okay,
4:56
so that's gross. Wonder what her name was, I wonder what she
4:58
looked like. Oh yeah, but they were as a teenager. But then
5:00
again, that doesn't seem like super out of the ordinary for a cult.
5:08
Oh yeah for a cult. Yeahah, and they weren't like super old.
5:11
I mean, they were in their early twenties and stuff like this. But
5:13
it's still kind of weird. I don't know, but that's like judging nineteen
5:18
eighties nineteen nineties cult behavior by twenty twenty four's morality. Huh. It's very
5:24
gross. They're all gross. Though they've been gross, they're staying gross.
5:27
These are some gross people, not all of them, but they're gross.
5:30
I'm just confused as to why that girl hasn't like come forward, Like why
5:32
hasn't she like probably embarrassed she was dating for Annie Brown and Mary, like
5:40
she never wants to be seen or heard of again, does not want to
5:42
be associated with this business. I mean, and she's probably still in the
5:45
cult too, so maybe she got married off to a different family. Ooh,
5:48
big eggs. Yep. But anyway, those are the comments that we
5:51
got, so thank you. We read all of your comments. And if
5:55
you write us on Instagram, Beatrice gets those dms and she's loves to get
6:00
them and to keep them coming. Everybody, you I do. He's a
6:03
busy girl, but she reads every single I do read every single All right,
6:06
let's get into this episode again, Season four, episode eleven, entitled
6:11
Leaving the Nest, Leaving the Nest, neest, little Logan Logan. Logan
6:15
is the oldest child, the first born, the firstborn son. Yeah,
6:18
and it's time for him to tour colleges. Yeah, so we're gonna get
6:23
into that. We're also going to get into some seeking sister wives horseship,
6:28
some bullshit sister wives closet, that's what I meant, sister wives closet bullshit.
6:32
And then of course we have the Call de Sac coming into fruition.
6:36
We're manifesting, we're shifting our sex psychology and we're manifesting, Oh my god,
6:44
so much. We talk a little bit about the coins, which is
6:46
very juicy. But anyway, we start the episode with a conversation about Logan
6:51
going to college. He's kind of stuck between two colleges. One is UNLV
6:57
in Las Vegas, near home, and the other is SUU Southern Utah University
7:01
out of state, and he can't decide which one to pick. Well.
7:06
At the beginning of the episode, he's kind of leaning towards Southern Utah University
7:12
because that will actually take him away from his family, which seems to be
7:15
his priority. He's like, get me the fuck out of here. Yes,
7:20
I felt that I did as well. He wants out now. I
7:24
think that Janelle is a little concerned about SUU because it's going to be predominantly
7:30
LDS Mormon, and as Cody tells us in this particular scene, like LDS
7:38
doesn't like AUB or FLDS, and so if Logan does go to a predominantly
7:43
Mormon college, he might be singled out, and so they're worried about that.
7:46
But at the same time, Janelle kind of wants him to be around
7:50
Mormonism because of her faith. Yeah, but doesn't seem like Logan gives a
7:55
shit. No, he doesn't care at all. And I think Logan really
7:59
wants to go out of state. He just wants to get out of there.
8:01
And I looked up I googled mapped it just to see how far it
8:03
was. It's only two and a half hours, so it's like not that
8:07
far. He'll take anything. I mean, but like it's far enough that
8:09
the family's not going to be making regular trips out there to see him,
8:13
and he can come home for the holidays and it'd be great. Yeah,
8:16
but UNLV is literally like in downtown gepping close. So of course the whole
8:22
family wants him to be close by, and he talks about how like the
8:26
siblings want him around, the moms want him around still to be a parent
8:30
to the siblings, which is really fucked up. It's very fucked up.
8:33
And I think in the final scene he's like, even though I'm going to
8:37
stay in Las Vegas, I'm spoiler alert, yeah everybody knows this, but
8:39
even though I'm gonna stay in Las Vegas, you have to treat me like
8:43
a college kid. Yeah, Like you cannot treat me anymore like I'm a
8:46
parent to these children, Like all of you kids need to understand that I
8:48
am out of here. I'm out and see. This is my controversial hot
8:54
take on this. I think the only reason why the family is pushing for
8:58
him to be at unlv IS because the tuition's gonna be significantly cheaper. Yes,
9:01
because when you have out of state tuition, that shit is so expensive.
9:05
So of course the family's like, I don't want to help you out
9:07
with that. We got to fucking pay for four houses with just Janelle's paycheck.
9:13
Do we really think that they are chipping in for his college tuition?
9:16
Because I happen to think that they can't afford it, because I was kind
9:20
of gobsmacked when Janelle when we get to the lunch, when they're talking about
9:24
ernest money, when she was talking to Mary about the big ass house in
9:28
Las Vegas that she rented, She's like, you're like looking out for yourself.
9:31
You want a pool, you want a big house. I didn't know
9:33
how I was gonna feed my kids last year, that's how desperate we were.
9:37
And I'm like, oh shit, these people have not saved money Beatrice
9:41
for Logan's college tuitions. So he's getting scholarships, he's getting student loans.
9:46
I would be shocked if they were helping him at this point. I don't
9:50
know, I have no idea, but if if they are helping, that
9:52
would be the motivation, right, like go to the cheaper school because it's
9:56
UNLV and it's local and it's local tuition, which is way cheaper. That's
10:01
my thought on it. But I don't know, they're probably not paying shit.
10:05
It's probably tilcy well, And I think I think Logan actually cites that
10:09
as a consideration when he's making his announcement that Cody steps all over. He's
10:13
like, one of the considerations is financial, Yeah, and then my other
10:18
big consideration is diversity and like being around people who have different ideas about being
10:22
different cultures and stuff. That sounds really interesting to me. Yeah, so
10:26
that's why he made the decision. But yeah, money was one of the
10:28
reasons. And that sucks because I want him to be able to have the
10:33
independence and not be stuck and chained to this family and have to be a
10:37
parent to all these kids. Still just sucks, but hopefully he's happy at
10:41
UNLV. You know what really struck me, Beatrice, was like when Cody's
10:46
talking about how you know he's being selfish and he knows it, but like
10:50
he just wants Logan to be close to the family, Like we want to
10:54
get home so that Logan can make this association with this home and it's somewhere
10:58
he can always come back, bring his family back to this home. Like
11:03
what changed? I know me? Like Cody was seemingly so motivated by the
11:09
family culture and by being close to his children. He's talking in this episode
11:13
about like sometimes I don't see a wife for five days, which means he's
11:18
not seeing those kids for five days, and he's got tears in his eyes.
11:22
I'm like, what shifted? When did it shift? Because by the
11:26
time we get to twenty twenty four, he is toxic. He is red
11:30
pilled, he's black pilled. I don't even know what that means. He's
11:31
a bad person. Yeah, And I don't know how we made that transit.
11:35
I don't. I think it's probably just like an accumulation of all of
11:39
the bullshit. Like I think he just got really tired of having to deal
11:43
with the grievances from the other wives, because I think at this point it's
11:46
Christine that's complaining the most because she's pissed off at Cody. She's the wife
11:50
that he's not seeing for five days straight. Like, I think Christine's the
11:54
loudest, and then it's going to start being Mary, because Mary's gonna be
11:58
like, why aren't you eating a cookie and I went a wet bar and
12:01
I went to do I want to die? I need a deck? I
12:03
don't need it, dek And then it ends up being Janelle that's complaining still
12:07
about finances, like it's always been that issue and Cody just can't keep up.
12:13
Like I'm not trying to excuse Cody's shitty ass toxic behavior obviously, but
12:18
I just think that's what it is. Like Cody's just like, I'm tired
12:20
of fucking dealing with it. It's got to be and I'm tired to deal
12:24
with it because he's been dealing with it for thirty years exactly what he's been
12:26
dealing with it for twenty years. He's been dealing with it from the very
12:30
beginning of all of these relationships. These women have been fighting over homes,
12:33
over kids, over money, over all of it. So he just must
12:37
have hit his saturation point. He's like, I'm not doing it anymore,
12:41
not attracted to any of y'all. You don't have a sweet breakdown pussy like
12:46
Robin over here in her diesel genes, so y'all can just get out exactly
12:50
well, like Robin just last episode is talking about her philosophy on how to
12:54
handle her marriage, which is, I'm not going to bring up petty grievances.
12:56
I'm not going to bring up any issues while he's here. I'm just
13:00
gonna cultivate like a very rose colored glasses environment where everything's great honeymoon vibes.
13:05
Yes, So that's why he's like, Oh, I love Robin so much
13:09
because she never has a problem with me ever, right, because she just
13:11
shoves it down until the one day that she murders you. Maybe I'm sorry,
13:16
I'm sorry, I don't mean it, but yeah, I mean for
13:20
real. Yeah. So yeah, it was really weird to see Cody just
13:24
talk about how much he loves having Logan around and how much he wants Logan
13:28
to stay around. Yeah, how he wants all of his older kids to
13:31
stay close to home until they're married off and then the kids will be around
13:35
and the grandkids will be around. And I'm like, wow, you are
13:37
a totally different person in twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen, and it's sad to
13:41
see. And no wonder your kids hate you know, because you've been feeding
13:43
them this bullshit for years and then you can't even follow through with it.
13:46
It's wild. They can't follow through with anything. At the end of the
13:50
episode, when they actually tell the kids about the homes and the moves that
13:54
they're making, like, none of the kids are excited. None of the
13:56
kids cheer, and it's Maddie who's like, well, you guys always tell
14:01
us you're gonna do stuff and then you never do it, So, yeah,
14:03
we're not hopeful because y'all are constantly letting us down. I felt that
14:09
so hard because my parents are low key like that. Oh my god.
14:11
Growing up, it was always like we were always promised something and then it
14:15
was just always like, oh, plans change. So then you just grow
14:18
up thinking like, I'm not gonna believe shit that you're gonna say because it's
14:20
not gonna actually happen. That's that's unfortunate. And so I felt bad for
14:24
the kids because like they're promising all these homes and it's not gonna fucking happen,
14:28
and then their dad's promising, Yeah, I'm gonna see you guys all
14:31
the time now that we have the cold a sack, and then you never
14:33
see'em. So Buck you, yeah, Buck you forever, Cody and Robin
14:37
you forever. And so then speaking of the cold a sac the adults go
14:43
and tour like model homes that are gonna be placed in or built in the
14:48
cold desac. Yes, and these homes are fucking huge. They are big.
14:52
This is a different world, it's a different time. And if they
14:56
purchased these homes for like four hundred thousand, four one hundred and fifty thousand
15:01
dollars each, big ass homes, six bedrooms, seven bedrooms, big living
15:07
rooms, huge fucking kitchens. Wild That was Las Vegas and twenty twelve till
15:11
twenty fifty. Yoh, that's so crazy. And Chanelle's talking about how she
15:16
feels like this is going to be too much money, and I'm like,
15:18
it is, I mean, this is a lot. And then Cody,
15:22
this is where he's talking about the whole shifting orse ecology. We got a
15:26
manifest it. I don't want to sit here and think that we can't get
15:30
it, because then we're not gonna be able to get it. So we
15:31
got to shifter psychology trying to convince everybody well, And what they end up
15:35
doing is getting interest only loans which are going to have a balloon payment at
15:39
the end of I don't know, five or ten years, which is gonna
15:43
be part of the impetus that causes them to leave Vegas and go to flag
15:46
Staff in addition to d E. Yeah, going to Northern Arizona University.
15:50
But like they get terrible loans, they only pay the interest on them.
15:56
They put their earnest money down. Which did you stop the television and look
16:00
at Robin's check to see exactly how much that ernests money was? Because I
16:03
didn't see how much it was? How much five thousand, five thousand each,
16:07
five thousand each, So twenty thousand dollars for four homes. I mean
16:11
that's I mean, that's kind of whatever. Yeah, it's kinda but I
16:15
feel like I thought ernest money was supposed to be more than that, Like
16:18
when you're putting it on like homes, it depends. I mean we're talking
16:22
about homes that they're purchasing in twenty fourteen, right, yeah, I mean
16:26
it varies. Yeah, yikes. Yeah, Well, Janelle's talking about it
16:30
like it's such a huge chunk. Well it's twenty thousand dollars, And when
16:33
you think about one year previous to this, she was wondering how she was
16:37
going to feed her kids while Queen Mary is in her big ass house with
16:41
her pool and everything. So, yeah, she's worried about twenty thousand dollars
16:45
being taken out of their accounts. Well, and I thought it was funny
16:47
how they all have to write their own individual checks, but I'm like,
16:49
it's all coming from the same account. I was like, oh, the
16:52
audacity, Robin to get your check book out and write a check for five
16:59
thousand dollars and like where you get them money from, honey, Jennelle.
17:03
But can we say the same thing about Christine? Yeah, because Christine doesn't
17:07
have a job either, but she's been the parent to all of the kids
17:10
for all of these years, So like I give Christina pass for not having
17:12
a job. Yeah, but like, Robin, you've only been in this
17:15
family for a year and a half or whatever, and you came into it
17:18
with debt and you're not working and you're not doing anything. You're making a
17:22
check that the other women have put in for exactly and same with Mary.
17:26
I mean I know Mary was like working before this, right, and then
17:29
she like quit her jobs like go back to school or whatever. Like did
17:32
she ever get another job after that? I have no idea sides besides tilc
17:37
Yeah, Lularo, I think, and they're doing their networking market network working
17:41
like that is Cody calls it. So they're doing MLM bullshit right now,
17:45
and they've got that drink that they're doing. Oh so I think that Mary
17:48
is involved in that. That's ultimately why she's gonna want the wet bars because
17:52
she's going to be doing presentations to her MLM CAULTI people. So I think
17:56
she's participating in bringing in money in that, but she's ultimately gonna go on
18:02
to do Lularoe and make a ton ton of money. Yeah, yeah,
18:04
a ton of money. And that's fair, but mean, wow, my
18:07
sister wives closet and gona make any money, honey girl. And speaking of
18:11
that, the next scene, they go and meet with the jeweler to talk
18:15
about their designs and stuff because now they have models, right that were created
18:18
and Christine, Christine made me laugh so hard talking about the design. She's
18:23
like, we have this one design. It's two s's. It's the ball
18:27
sat, it's the booby design. And they try to like dance around it,
18:33
like I don't know how if it's gonna be received because it's two s's
18:36
that make a W and we're looking at the design and it looks terrible,
18:40
looks like a ball's at It's like those balls that truckers put it the literally
18:44
semis in the back of their big fucking Texas trucks, like a bunch of
18:47
brass balls. It's terrible. It's a terrible design. It is so bad.
18:52
But Robin's so defensive of it. She's like, well, let's just
18:55
go see le's go see the models, because I'm sure they're gonna be beautiful.
18:57
But I love Christine saying, I mean, part of me feels like
19:00
this is stupid, though, and nobody's ever gonna like these booty ass designs.
19:04
Who's gonna buy this junk? No one? And then Rob's like,
19:07
but you can't think like that. We have to believe psychologe changers, psychology.
19:14
Christine can invest it. So they go look at the designs and there's
19:18
a ring design and it looks horrible, and then a necklace. I think
19:22
they show a necklace. I can't remember. It's all of it's bad.
19:25
These people have no class, none at all. These people have no worldly
19:29
experience or class. Well, and like I said, I had watched a
19:32
couple episodes, I think in season five where they're like doing little shows and
19:37
going to farmers markets and stuff, trying to sell this jewelry and they're trying
19:41
to sell it for like ninety dollars a pop or something like something crazy like
19:45
that when it's so ugly and it's like made of nickel alloy or something.
19:48
It's horrible, right, and nobody buys it. Nobody buys it, not
19:52
even in that economy, much less this economy. We ain't buying that stuff,
19:56
absolutely not. No, it's bad. And then we have the adults
20:00
going to lunch to talk about earnest money. Right, we have got to
20:04
make a decision here, like are we going to trust God? Are we
20:08
going to trust our ability to manifest psychology? Are we going to put this
20:12
earnest money down? And of course Janelle, who just procured her real estate
20:18
license, explains to these dumb ass people what earnest money is in the first
20:22
place, and she's like, we're going to have to make a decision now.
20:26
This will hold the properties for thirty days while we secure financing. Do
20:30
we want to do it or do we not want to do it? And
20:32
then we've got Christine, who's essentially a toddler. She's like, well,
20:34
I'm scared. Yeah, I like the idea of a house, but I'm
20:38
just very scared. And then we have Robin, who is very quiet,
20:44
but behind the scenes we know she's manipulating everything. She wants this big ass
20:48
house. And then we have Mary sitting at the table at lunch, this
20:55
bitch, and she starts talking about why she's a little bit reticent and to
21:00
say yes and to put some earnest money down. Now, what she says
21:04
in the restaurant is like, there's been some experiences that I've had in this
21:08
family where I've been made to feel bad about having things when other wives weren't
21:17
able to What does she say exactly here? She's alluding to it. She's
21:21
not outright saying it, because Mary never says what she actually feels or what
21:26
she's upset about her pistol off about. She just puts up walls and she
21:30
vaguely alludes to it. So what did you hear her saying in the restaurant.
21:33
I mean, she just basically says, due to past experiences, it's
21:37
hard for me to be excited about these things or to express what I want
21:41
because I feel like I'll be judged. Right that's what it is. And
21:45
then we go to the couch, yes, the interviews on the couch,
21:48
where we have Mary elaborate that there have been some times in the past where
21:55
she has felt punished by and judged by people, and some of whom are
22:00
in the family mm hmm, because she gets a portion, an equal portion,
22:04
but she doesn't have the same amount of kids. And then of course
22:07
I look right at Janelle. Janell looks pissed. Mary's calling out Janelle,
22:12
and you can tell that they have some history here, and Janelle actually admits
22:18
it on the couch. She does because she talks about how, yeah,
22:21
there have been times where I've totally thought that way, and my kids have
22:26
come to me and been like, why does Mary get this big ass house
22:29
when she only has one kid? Why does Mary get all of this shit?
22:32
And then Janelle talks about how when they moved to Vegas and they were
22:37
struggling so hard financially, they were broke as fuck, and Mary insisted on
22:41
this big ass house with a pool to rent when they couldn't afford it,
22:48
and Janelle's like, my kids were going hungry because we had to pay for
22:51
your house with a pool and Janelle says on the couch, like, it's
22:55
been hard in the past to see how I've been trying to conserve, yes
23:00
and budget, But then we have other wives who are just spending their money
23:03
on all these fancy things, and I'm like, well, what about the
23:07
rest of us over here? And so she's clearly talking about Mary, And
23:11
then that takes me back to the Lehigh House and how Mary had the upstairs
23:17
center or middle portion of the house, which was attached to the main kitchen,
23:21
and she would not let the kids from Janelle's house on one end,
23:25
and then Christine's house on the other end in the basement passed through her middle
23:30
portion, really the central portion of the house, because she wanted to have
23:33
a house that felt like her own. And so the kids had to actually
23:37
go outside, even in the winter, walk outside from Christine's to Janelle's or
23:41
Janelle's to Christine because Mary needed her space even though she only had one kid,
23:45
Leon and it was just her yep. And so these are ancient wounds,
23:51
man, I think Janelle and Christine are carrying around. But on the
23:55
couch, Mary's crying. She's making herself into a victim because she feels bad
24:00
and if she had her way, she would have had eight children and filled
24:03
up every single bedroom, but the cards didn't pan out that way for her,
24:08
and she can't help it and she's crying. And it's wild because Cody
24:14
is kind of like defending her and being like, well, I also want
24:18
a nice house too, to come over too, Like I have standards of
24:22
living, so like I want it to be nice as well. So he's
24:25
like trying to defend Mary's expensive ass taste, and then he does talk about
24:30
the Lee High House and he talks about how they were mortgage poor, and
24:33
he like turns to Christine and is like, you couldn't even visit your dad
24:37
like we had we were broke, and Christine's like, yeah, that was
24:41
terrible, and Cody's like, well, but that was the best time ever
24:44
we were all together. So like this is why we have to have the
24:47
cul de sac, because even though we're going to be poor and we can't
24:49
have vacations for a long time and we can't do fun things, we're all
24:52
going to be together. So isn't that great? Right? And Christine starts
24:56
to like object and be like no, I mean that kind of sucked out,
25:00
Like I wanted to see my dad. I wanted to like go and
25:02
take trips and stuff, and Cody's trying to defend it again, and then
25:06
Mary's like, I've got expensive tastes. It's like this whole big old thing.
25:08
But Cody actually tells Christine on the couch, Yes, can save your
25:14
grocery money, save your grocery money for vacation. Slip your fucking coupons if
25:18
you want to go on vacation, because the needs of the family outweigh the
25:22
needs of you and this relationship and vacations. But the needs of the family
25:27
are groceries, are the kids being fed and everybody being secure financially, not
25:34
Mary having a fucking wet bar in a deck. I thought Mary was so
25:38
wrong for this whole conversation because when she's arguing with Janelle about it, and
25:42
Janelle's talking about there have been times where I've had to conserve and blah blah
25:45
blah blah, Mary's like, well, I'm sorry that I took from what
25:49
you thought was yours, and Janelle's like, it's I don't think it's mine.
25:53
It's the whole family. And at the time in Lehigh, it was
25:56
just Janelle and cody for everybody. Right, So it's just so fucked up
26:03
to me. Like I can understand Mary's perspective of like not wanting to be
26:07
punished for only having one kid, Like she shouldn't live in just like a
26:10
fucking shack. Right, No, she shouldn't be ostracized, she shouldn't be
26:14
othered. But at the same time, do you really need a four thousand
26:18
square foot home for you and leon and on the couch? She even says,
26:22
I don't need to have seven bedrooms, but I might want a wet
26:26
bar, and I might want a deck, And it's the way she says
26:29
it so petulantly, but I probably want a deck though, Yeah, I
26:33
probably want a wet bar, so just expect it. Yeah, so just
26:36
give me that. At least. It sounds like they're scraping all of their
26:40
shekels together so that they can even afford to pay on interest only loan,
26:45
so you guys can have a home, and you're talking about wet bars and
26:48
decks. I know I'm going to be crazy when we get into wet bar
26:51
season. Girl, I know I'm going to be nuts when we get into
26:53
the construction of these homes. But like Mary is already starting. See now,
26:57
if it were me and I had sister wives, even if I was
27:02
the first one, I was the head bitch in charge, I would be
27:04
so conscious too, like what I'm contributing, and I wouldn't need to carve
27:11
out space and power for myself at the expense of all these other women and
27:17
children that you say are your own children, right, So, like,
27:19
Mary, what are you doing? But at the same time, let's be
27:22
practical here, because this builder, this developer is gonna build four spec homes
27:29
of the same approximate size. He's not going to want to build three four
27:33
thousand square foot homes and then one little ranch for Mary at fifteen hundred scorefeit.
27:36
That's not gonna happen, right, So if you want Mary to be
27:37
in your cul de sac, then of course she's going to have to have
27:41
a commensurate sized home. But at the same time, it's the entitlement,
27:45
yes, that's really seeping through. And you can tell that everybody else in
27:48
that couch has been dealing with this from Mary for a long time yet.
27:52
But the one that comes to her defense is Robin, of course, with
27:56
her weird fucking speech about kids scuffing furniture and surrogacy, Like, what was
28:03
that? Well, it didn't make any sense. Mary was talking about her
28:07
expensive taste and how she takes how she takes care of all of the things
28:11
that she has. She knows she has this expensive taste, but like,
28:14
I'm very careful with everything that I procure, and then Robin takes the fucking
28:18
spotlight again to put herself up on the surrogacy altar once more. It was
28:23
such a non sequitur to me, It didn't make any sense. We don't
28:26
need your fucking declaration about how much happier Mary would be if she had a
28:32
bunch of kids running around in her house, and how her furniture wouldn't be
28:36
as Christine if she had kids. You're just highlighting the fact that she's infertile.
28:41
Yeah, and you're highlighting the fact that you're making this big ass sacrifice.
28:45
Why in this moment do you feel the need to do that? Rob
28:47
it and maybe to commiserate? Is that the word with Christine and Janelle,
28:52
because they're the ones that are sacrificing everything. Christine has to save her fucking
28:56
grocery money and Janelle has to figure out how to finance all of this because
29:00
Cody's not working and nobody else is working, so they're sacrificing. So Robin's
29:04
sacrificing by giving up her body. But at the same time, Robin is
29:10
the same kind of wife as Mary, where she also feels entitled to have
29:12
a big ass house. She's only got three kids or not even she's got
29:15
four kids. You know, she's got d in aurorall her now. Yes,
29:21
okay, so yes she has she's gotta like kids still, but she's
29:26
new, she's brand new. She's not entitled to everything. I don't know.
29:29
There's just something about Robin. I just she's just her eyes light up.
29:33
And I watched when she talked about cutting her earnest check. She's like,
29:37
so, yeah, so today we're getting our check books out. We're
29:40
all paying individually so that we can claim these pieces of property. Like there
29:44
was like a shift in her eyes where she felt embarrassed, Like she knows
29:48
anything in her account is coming from Cody, and anything Cody has given you
29:52
is coming from Janelle and Mary and Christine. You know you're not earning any
29:56
of this money. You know you are a fucking parasite, a barn on
30:00
the back of this family, bitch, and I don't care how nice you
30:06
are or how you want to sacrifice yourself on that altar. I see you.
30:10
Oh yeah. Now. What I did think was very interesting, though,
30:12
was when Christine turned to Mary and said, I just want to apologize
30:15
because I did think you should have a smaller house. And there was a
30:18
time where I was really wondering why you were asking for all of this shit,
30:22
Mary. And I'm really sorry because they know that made you feel bad.
30:25
And Mary starts crying because she's in her victim era, and I'm like,
30:30
I can't that's weird. I think that's very weird. And she probably
30:33
Christine probably did that because she felt guilty and she's on cameras, so she
30:37
doesn't want to look like a bad wife because she's already a bad wife in
30:41
Cody's eyes, right, because she's mad and she's playing yes and she's not
30:45
getting anything from him, So she's probably doing this for the cameras also for
30:49
Cody, like in a very performative way. But I'm like, why can't
30:53
somebody in this family just be honest with Mary and be like, yeah,
30:56
you're a spoiled as bitch. Sorry, you don't deserve a four thousand dollars
31:00
four thousand square foot home. Right, we have a million kids, and
31:04
you can make the argument. I guess that Mary is going to be having
31:07
the family over, so she needs some space. Again, like I said,
31:11
she shouldn't be living in a shack. She shouldn't be living in some
31:14
tiny ass apartment while everybody else gets these big homes. I get it,
31:18
But you don't need a fucking web bar. You don't need a fucking deck
31:21
unless you're paying for it yourself. Maybe she is, Maybe she ultimately does.
31:26
I don't think she is. I don't know. She's drawing on resources
31:29
that Janelle does not think that they have. But on the couch, Janelle
31:33
capitulates and she says, you know what, get whatever y'all want, like
31:37
it should all be equal. I'm not even worried about what you guys want
31:40
to do with your plots of land. I just want to get my house
31:41
together. I want to put my kids in there, and everything's copasetic.
31:45
But the reason Mary is having such a big emotional response is that she knows
31:51
it's not fair. She knows that the spotlight's on her because she's getting such
31:55
a big portion, and she's not contributing in equal measure. Plus she doesn't
32:00
need it. Yeah, now if Cody said, Okay, well you can
32:04
have a four thousand square foot home, but like you're gonna have the communal
32:07
office, you're gonna have the communal playroom, the kids are gonna be able
32:09
to come over and use your yard, like we're going to designate a portion
32:14
of your home for the general family use. She would not be happy with
32:19
that exactly. And that's why I have a problem with her, because she's
32:22
not willing to do that. It's me, me, me, mine,
32:23
mind, mine right, unearned bullshit, And it's totally just because she wants
32:29
to have power. And I get it now that we know that Cody melted
32:32
down her ring for Robin and she kind of got ousted. Like she's on
32:37
the outs right now. She's not getting any from Cody. Probably. No,
32:40
she's got no wedding ring, she's not the she's gonna soon not be
32:45
the first legal wife. She's gonna be just coming up Mary. So I
32:50
think that's probably why she's like clawing at this status and like all of this
32:53
superficial stuff. But it's so lame. It's so lame because when you Contrast
32:59
that with Janelle in season eighteen, who's just wanting a fucking casita. She
33:05
just wants a house, She just wants something. She's willing to live in
33:07
a fucking RV on the property, right so she can have maybe some chance
33:12
at building her own equity, her own place, and she's not complaining as
33:16
much, like you know what I mean. And juxtaposed that with how Mary
33:20
is living in Flagstate exactly. Granted, she's living a very lonely, lonely
33:23
life. Nobody visits her because she's spent I don't know, twenty to thirty
33:27
years being a total bitch in this family. But like she's living in a
33:30
mansion by herself with her dog without even Leon and Audrey or is it Audrey,
33:36
Yeah, it's Leon and Audrey. Like they don't even come over and
33:39
visit. It's just Mary. And she still needs the big ass home.
33:44
Yeah, but granted now she can pay for it on her own, right,
33:46
so it's not a drain on the resources, and so the rest of
33:50
the family's not going to care. But Newslash, they also don't care about
33:53
you. Yep. I guess that's your karma though, for being so entitled
33:58
and spoiled. Yeah, I guess, and terrible and awful, and I
34:01
mean there's a light side to that too. Like Mary was buying into the
34:07
dream of sister wives, just like way back in the day, Leon was
34:10
buying into the dream of sister wives. And you know, when Mary was
34:15
young, she married this guy. She loved him, she believed in the
34:17
dream, she believed in the vision, but that didn't work out for her.
34:21
I do feel bad for her, but I would feel better about how
34:24
I felt about her if she were telling the truth in twenty twenty four year
34:28
of Our Lord. But she stays out here lying. She still stays out
34:31
here having retreats with people, lying about how worthy she is. And it's
34:37
not that she's not worthy, but you're a liar, You're not a truth
34:42
teller. You can't even write a tell all a book, you can't even
34:45
smell all the tea, and just go full villain era. I mean,
34:49
like, people, please, that'd be so great. Like people are shitting
34:52
on Christine on Instagram because she's still being petty, Like she posted a video
34:55
not too long ago of her and David eating nachos and she's brought that and
35:00
I love it, Like I don't care that she's being petty. But people
35:02
are like, oh, stop it, you're my chairwoman, Stop being petty.
35:06
It's so stupid. But I'm like, at least she's being real like
35:08
nobody else, she's being funny exactly. She's making light of it. Yeah,
35:14
and we can't tell anybody else what their healing process should be, although
35:16
we do purport to do that with Mary, and we're gonna very podcast and
35:19
we are definitely going to judge all of these people. But Mary is just
35:22
really exhausting, like her need to be a victim and her like her quickness
35:31
to say, wals up, Yeah, I'm just gotta protect myself and my
35:36
emotions. I'm like why. I mean, if you want to actually heal
35:38
these relationships and have a better situation in your family, you're gonna have to
35:42
communicate about it. Why aren't you willing to do that? Why do you
35:45
have to protect yourself? These people are so undeveloped psychologically, like they they're
35:52
not conscious. We're dealing with unconscious. Frankly, stupid people. One hundred
35:55
percent stupid people gets dumb dumb people by the way, sidebar what well it
36:01
is in this episode. But when they go to the model home and they're
36:05
checking it out before they decide to make the commitment, and Mary gets into
36:08
that tub. Oh, I know, I thought about the picture. Wasn't
36:14
Mary in a tub when she was sucking on a banana? Banana? That?
36:20
That was my quest? Is it the very top? I mean I
36:22
kind of seemed it was very similar to that sexy we're shadowing your head Mary
36:30
in that tub two years later until we get to those episodes being catfish.
36:34
Oh my god that I haven't seen any of those, so it would be
36:37
fresh eyes. That's Oh God, you're gonna love it. Is this?
36:40
That is the era in which I picked up sister was the catfish era,
36:44
because I was just like, so I heard about it. I'm like,
36:46
I gotta wa, I gotta see what's going on because I heard that she
36:50
was catfish by a woe man girl. Anyway, love it? Anyway?
36:54
Back on track? Yeah? Yeah, sorry. So we have Logan and
36:58
Janelle and Cody going to tour UNLV campus. I don't care and I'm snoring.
37:04
I'm bored, and then the adults meet with Mona. That's when they
37:07
signed the checks for the homes and everything for the earnest money and then Cody
37:12
goes running. He runs with his hair flopping in the wind, with the
37:15
gospel music in the background. I had to posit. I was triggered.
37:21
I don't know. I was just like, why are you playing? It
37:22
was so loud, this gospel music while Cody's running. A beautiful moment.
37:30
You don't understand running as a symbol to connect all of the properties and all
37:35
the homes. It's amazing. And he asks the women on the couch,
37:39
did I look stupid? And they're like, no, no, no,
37:42
no, it was great. But yeah, all of it. I mean,
37:45
the spotlight has to be on you at all times. And so we're
37:47
over here signing these earnest money checks and making this commitment on our behalf because
37:53
we're the women who are going to be on the loans. But you got
37:57
to be running around, running around all these four lots and taking all of
37:59
the attention. It was ridiculous. Yeah, flamboyantly gay, very very flamboyantly
38:05
g I'm just I'm referring back to season one or two. Friends said he
38:09
was always flamboyantly gay because he is. Perhaps it was great. And then
38:16
the last scene of the show, Yeah, was Garrison's birthday and that was
38:23
really sad because it was not highlighted at all and nobody cared because Garrison's birthday
38:30
is overshadowed by not only Logan's college announcement, but also Cody and the wives
38:36
announcement about the earnest money for their house. And I'm like, where's Garrison.
38:39
He's like eating his piece of cake by himself, and it's really sad.
38:44
Yeah, I was really bummed out by that. But everybody's like dressed
38:47
up in college t shirts to show their support for like Logan. They want
38:52
him to all go to UNLV, right, because if Logan goes to Southern
38:58
University, then their father leaves. Exactly where's daddy? Yeah, we want
39:01
daddy to stay in the house. Ple yes please, Matt. He's like,
39:05
this is my best friend. I love Logan and if he leaves,
39:07
I'm going to be very very sad. Yeah, and he ultimately ends up
39:12
choosing UNLV. Like we already said, he has a whole speech. He's
39:15
like, don't come and visit me, and he's like, and the caveat
39:17
is I'm in college. I am not here. You don't see me.
39:21
I'm invisible. Yes, don't come pulling me back into your bullshit. It
39:24
really really did stick out to me how much he was trying to make the
39:28
point throughout the entire episode, like I'm not going to be here, Yeah,
39:31
Like I'm getting on, I'm going to get my own shit together.
39:34
You cannot expect me to come back and take care of everything for all of
39:38
you. Yeah. He was really taking great pains to say that to everybody.
39:42
I felt bad for him, because, I mean, he just had
39:45
to repeat that over and over and over again. He's the oldest kid,
39:47
He's the one with all this responsibility. He's been grown up since he was
39:51
like fourteen, And he even said, like, if I'm expected to take
39:54
care of all of these kids, I'm going to be middle aged by the
39:57
time that they age out, Like I can't be in time a forty year
40:00
old man taking care of all of your kids mom and dads, dad and
40:04
Mom's for real. Props to him for having the balls to say that though,
40:07
and to like stand up and be like, no, I need my
40:09
intimate independence. And so I hope he continues to do that any other seasons,
40:14
because I haven't seen any of his like college era or anything like that,
40:17
so I don't know what goes on. Hopefully the family's not nagging him
40:21
for like babysitting and all this bullshit. Hopefully they leave him be right,
40:25
because they should. It's gonna pass on to Aspen and Leon and the other
40:30
the older ones, older kids. Yep. And then we also have Cody
40:35
announcing to the family that they're having they're gonna give ernest money for these plots
40:38
of land. These kids don't know what earnest money is and they also don't
40:42
care. And the way they announce it though, is so for the cameras.
40:45
It's like, do we have to before Logan gets to make his big
40:47
announcement, and also after we didn't even celebrate Garrison's big day, Like let
40:53
me just get on in here and tell everybody that we made these earnest money
40:57
payments. Then the kids are like, okay, and what does that mean
40:59
that? And so I think it's Christina says we put a down payment.
41:02
We put a down payment on these homes. Yeah, and the kids are
41:06
like, Okay, Okay, that's cool. I don't care. I don't
41:08
care unless we actually get to move into them. And nobody cheers for it,
41:13
like everybody was cheering for Logan's announcement and everything, but then when the
41:16
adults announced this house idea, they're like, don't I don't give a shit.
41:20
And Mary is the only one, oddly enough, that's like defending the
41:23
kids's reaction because Cody's like upset by it. Everyone else is like, why
41:27
aren't you guys excited? Why can't you be happy about it? And I'll
41:30
think it's like, well, you don't ever follow through with your promises,
41:34
and we've heard a million times that you're going to do this or we're going
41:37
to go here, and then it never happens and we're disappointed. So we
41:42
are not going to get our hopes up and expect you guys to actually follow
41:45
through like dependable, stable parents. We're going to assume that you're not,
41:49
because that's what you've always done. Yep. And Mary defends the kids.
41:52
She's like, I get where they're coming from, and even Janelle on the
41:54
couch is like, yeah, I can understand why they would be kind of
41:58
disappointed. And so we really have to make sure we get these homes because
42:01
otherwise they're never going to take us seriously on anything, and they're going to
42:05
lose complete faith in us. And we know now that they get the houses,
42:09
so the kids do end up probably, Yeah, they're going to have
42:13
a season of their lives when they're going to be proximate with one another again.
42:16
But they're going to get really pissed, Like the older kids are going
42:20
to get really pissed, especially Maddie and Caleb, who actually moved back to
42:23
Las Vegas. They're married, they move back to Las Vegas to be closer
42:27
to all of them, and then they're going to announce that they're moving to
42:29
flag Staff. Yeah, so yikes. Yeah, And did you notice when
42:34
they were picking out their plots, like Mary and Robin are together and then
42:37
Christine and Janelle are by each other. I'm like, that's interesting how that
42:40
works out. I didn't notice that, but it was interesting that Christine's house
42:44
is like indirect opposition to Robin, Like so she's seeing, yes, that
42:49
Cody's there all the time, she will see it. Yep, dude,
42:52
I bet she's like Shilah buff and Disturbia, just like with the freaking binoculars
42:55
at night, the raccoon modele, just seeing like because Cody over there,
43:00
are you getting a deal there? My gosh, Yes, that's what I
43:02
would be doing. Yes, And getting more and more and more upset,
43:07
so that by the time they get to Flagstaff, Christina is one year away
43:10
from telling him to go shove it all the way up his fucking Mormon ass.
43:15
Yes, I'm out of here, and I didn't put you on the
43:17
deed, so I'm taking all the money you could have your stupid fucking prairie
43:22
dog infested coyote pass land. I'm gonna take the equity during COVID mahallow,
43:28
and I'm going to go back to Utah and be with my people. Yes,
43:30
And I love that for her it to fuck you, Cody. That's
43:32
why you're so mad, because she has control and she took the money totally
43:37
yep. And now she's posting passive aggressively on Instagram eating nachos because you know
43:40
Cody's watching, you know, him and Robin are scrolling. They're reading all
43:45
the comments, seeing all the post Totally. Oh really, how could you
43:50
not when you're that self centered? I guess. I mean, but if
43:52
you have to protect your ego so much, I would think that he would
43:57
not want to be on the internet and see how much people hate him because
44:00
people do not like him or his wife. Even if he's not reading comments.
44:04
He's totally checking Christine's Instagram. That's why she's posted about it. That's
44:07
why she's posted that for him. I love that. I love it too.
44:12
I think it's great, fantastic, so good. So we leave this
44:15
entire season with Logan getting ready to go off to college and the family ready
44:21
to procure these homes in the cult A sac and so I went straight to
44:24
season five, episode one, and I did not but I looked at like
44:29
the description, and it's about them having bad credit and being in debt and
44:32
how this is going to jeopardize their home buying. So this is I'm wondering
44:38
if this is why they end up getting these booty ass interest ass loans.
44:43
I'm not sure, but I just I just love to learn about the court.
44:45
So I can't wait to get into season five. Now. For all
44:50
of season five, they're longer episodes because season four and beyond before was all
44:54
like half hour an hour up to an hour, which is good, but
44:59
also yeah, because a lot of it's like filler, but that means there's
45:02
going to be more like juicy little tippets more sides. I loved seeing Janelle
45:08
and Mary get into it. You could, you could see the problems in
45:14
that moment and that this is like years and years and years of problems between
45:19
these two women based on Mary's fucking entitlement and the fact that Janelle's a Turris,
45:23
she's a bull, She's ready to gore your ass. I loved it.
45:28
I want to see more of this. I want to see more of
45:30
that too, because it was so good and Mary just crying on the couch
45:34
trying to get her sympathy. Boo hoo, bitch, boo hoo, fucking
45:37
cares about your expensive tastes. Yeah, and by the way, it's not
45:40
expensive that fucking couch that you selected. Ew it. I'm not gonna I'm
45:46
not gonna be bougie, and who am I to be bougie? But I
45:50
am somebody to I've been around the world and yeah, yeah, yes,
45:53
I'm just saying I'm like, it's not that expensive taste Mary. No.
45:57
And even then you can be practical, like you're not gonna sit there and
46:00
demand when you guys are broke or whatever, no, and be like I
46:02
need my web. No, the red girl, I am the first person
46:07
to be like, it's beans and rice for the Home of Bitches. Yeah,
46:10
absolutely, but like Mary, calm down, seriously, I love it
46:15
so much, guys, I love it so much. Wish is why we
46:19
have to continue with the Sister Wives content until Sister Wives season nineteen comes back,
46:23
even if it means it's going to be at the expense of some teenage
46:28
hose on unexpected, because we also have welcome to plaithfoll and bitch bitch,
46:32
Bitch, I can't coming back. Wait on Tuesday, On Tuesday and on
46:37
my ass is on the show. She's got a new boyfriend. She's posting
46:43
talking about, oh my god, can we talk? Can we please?
46:45
We have to? Okay, So, first and foremost, did we mentioned
46:47
hikeys last week? No, I don't think so. Okay. So she
46:51
made some sort of like an ad posted so deeply, well, she so
46:55
deeply that it became a kegel, which is what we call a cringe kegel
47:00
or a cragle. Yes, Like she was just like, I don't know
47:05
why people have such a hard time with hickeys. I mean, like,
47:07
what's the big problem with hickeys? And She's showing the side of her neck
47:12
which has a hickey on it, and I'm just like, oh God,
47:15
when you're forty Olivia, girl, You're gonna be embarrassed. It was so
47:20
cringe, and like that was in response to she had posted like an ad
47:23
or a photo or something and she had had a hickey, and a bunch
47:27
of the Karen Moms or whatever we're commenting being like, eh, that's like
47:30
not classy. El gross, why are you showing your hickey? And then
47:32
she made a whole minute and a half long video talking about her hot take,
47:37
and she was proceeding to talk down to these women and be like,
47:40
well, at least I'm getting some at least I'm getting my pussy a.
47:45
You guys are just so bitter blah blah blah blah blah. And it was
47:47
really embarrassing. It was very secondhand embarrassing. It was very cringe and very
47:52
unnecessary, because look, I don't care if you have hickey, but like,
47:55
you took the picture in the first place to show that you had a
47:58
hickey so that you could get back at Ethan and all of the people who
48:00
watch the show that hate you. I eat Beatrice in me, So you
48:05
took the picture just to show Beatrice and Delia that you had a hickey,
48:08
Okay, And then when people said something about it, now you want to
48:10
make a whole ass video about it, showing your hickey, And it was
48:14
just really really really cringe. It was very embarrassing. And then she posted
48:19
like a photo set not too long ago where she has a picture of her
48:22
and this guy kissing him and this guy looks like a total dweed. There's
48:27
a lot you can say about Ethan Plath. Okay, he's a translucent person,
48:30
totally. I mean, when you squinch you see him, I can
48:32
see right through him. I can see his intentions and his motivations because he's
48:36
translucent. He's so white. So I don't want to say hitler youth,
48:39
but I have in the past. Yeah, just saying you can say a
48:43
lot about Ethan. Yeah, Okay, he's not everybody's type, sure,
48:46
clearly. But this guy you're gonna follow up Ethan Plath with that bubble buo
48:52
died with this milk toast looking dude with this mustacheed nerd as dough dad bod.
49:02
I mean, okay, look, who am I far being from fucking
49:07
me? But I'm just gonna judge you because you put them. You put
49:09
them out there. You knew we were watching, you knew we had monocles,
49:14
so we're gonna see what you post. And I'm just like, Okay,
49:15
Olivia, first of all, your drop dead fucking gorgeous, so good
49:21
on my best date. No, actually, but I mean, I'm just
49:23
saying, women aspire to be as beautiful as you are. You so gorgeous,
49:29
like you could have literally anybody if you like, fix the personality part
49:34
series, if you fix the personality part and became gracious and self aware,
49:37
like you could have anybody, You could have a billionaire baby, And this
49:42
DIRP Can I say this dirty doweeby guy? Okay, I have fun,
49:46
baby, I just can't. It's so like this whole like Taylor Swift,
49:52
like era of like I hate my ex type of thing. It's all this
49:55
bitter, toxic bullshit. I'm like, you can be totally successful. You
50:00
can be such a great person without shitting on Ethan at every fucking turn.
50:07
It's enter amateur. You're hickeys, like nobody fucking cares. And I am
50:09
not looking forward to her being on the season because all of the platform fans
50:15
that are very loud on the Instagram, they hate us so much, they
50:17
hate us so much, they hate us, but they are like so happy
50:21
she's on the show. They're like, if we could see the spinoff of
50:22
the Only Elivia plat to be so amazing. I love her so much,
50:25
and I'm like, what, literally for what? I don't understand? Please
50:31
tell me, Like I want to root for her, but I just can't.
50:35
She's a trash back person. She's such a narcissist. She is the
50:38
other side of the coin with Kim Plait, so which her own sister Lydia
50:43
Grace told her when she said, it must be like looking in a mirror
50:45
when you look at Kim Plaith because you're a fucking malignant narcissist. And how
50:51
all of these Taylor swifties think she's so fucking fantastic. I don't get.
50:53
Maybe I'm old and long, maybe you maybe general and of twenty twenty four
51:00
as far as women are concerned. But she is the worst. She is
51:04
so bad, and I'm just not looking for I'm not, but I'm I
51:07
am looking forward to seeing Kim's drunk sugar body with Ken Palmer sugar body.
51:13
I I can't wait. She's living her best alcoholic life with Ken Palmer.
51:19
The pilot Honey in Florida, somewhere in Florida. She's getting it out.
51:23
She's happy, and she's ready to party. It does seem like, in
51:28
the preview, I'm getting drunk. It does seem like Barry is gonna date.
51:32
I know, I'm excited about Mike has got his cute little shirt off
51:37
in his straight face, and he's living with a girl. Do you think
51:38
he's in his twink phase? Girl, No, he's living with a girl
51:42
right now. Though he's got a long term relationship with this girl and he
51:45
moved in with her. Okay, but I just beards exist. Is twink
51:50
a bad word? You gotta correct me because I'm the old one in the
51:52
house. Like, so if twinks Twigs called himself twinks, Okay, I'm
51:55
just saying he's kind of twinkie to me. Very he seems to be a
51:59
little bit and I love we love it. And even in the last season
52:01
he was living in la and he was talking about like how he's open to
52:06
whatever, he's doubt for whatever. Feeling that for you, Micah, all
52:12
right, I'm into it. And then Mariah, she's on Instagram now saying
52:16
that she's changing the way she dresses for God. Oh okay, So she's
52:21
gonna dress more modestly because she's a born again Christian. But for given,
52:24
Rebel always been a Christian, I mean, and she's always dressed this way.
52:30
I thought that was connected to her alopecia and her self expression. Okay,
52:34
she wants to make a choice to be more modest in her presentation.
52:37
I think that's okay. Yeah, I'm interested to get back with her,
52:40
and I'm really interested to find out what's happening with Lydia Grace, honey,
52:45
because you know her pussy's on fire. I mean Lydia Lydia Plath, not
52:49
Lydia Grace also with a pussy on fire, yea, But Lydia Plath has
52:53
a pussy that's on fire. Well, she cannot help it. Now.
52:57
She does put herself in a closet and talks to Jesus and it's him notes
53:00
because she does not want to address the fact that that pussy is on fire.
53:04
Boone, Honey, she got a man, oh yeah. And so
53:07
I'm just wondering what's happening. Is he kissing is he kissing her? It?
53:15
Is she getting many a little man in the boat? Is her psychology
53:17
shifting? As Cody Brown likes to say, I don't know, but I
53:22
don't want to know. And then there's a little Isaac. Oh my god,
53:24
he's so hands so handsome, and everything is going to be in the
53:30
air force if I was eighteen, honey, forget about it. Oh for
53:34
real, for forget about it. Is the most handsome and he's got swagger.
53:37
Oh, he's got confidence. He's like, this fucking family's a trash
53:42
fire, but I'm all right, and he's actually straight. Yeah, probably.
53:47
Yeah, there's a lot of fluidity in this family. Like if we
53:51
were to do like breakdown, but we won't because that's inappropriate and we would
53:53
only do that on Patreon. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. We're excited.
54:00
So that's so that's Tuesday. Obviously we're excited. You're going to cover
54:04
the entire season. If you don't watch Plaithfill, first of all, why,
54:08
Second of all, you could catch up. You could watch season last,
54:13
season five, yeah, or four, watch season four and yeah four
54:15
and five because it was such a bitch and then they get divorced in season
54:22
five and then here we are season six. But you could catch up.
54:24
There is still time and then take the journey with the raccoons. Baby I
54:30
can't out wait. I can't wait either. All Right, is there anything
54:32
else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get the fuck
54:36
up out a year? Well, if you love our podcast, I sure
54:39
hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five star
54:44
review. It really helps us grow the pod and we really appreciate it's a
54:46
lazy so much. We will be back next week to talk about the aforementioned
54:52
Welcome to Platfill that is going to be the only podcast episode or YouTube video
54:57
that we are going to be releasing, and then the week after that we'll
55:00
be back to two episodes in that week, So just bear with us as
55:04
the schedule shifts, but until them, please do not forget that we have
55:07
nothing but love for you, and please old bye guys,