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Lilo and Stitch: Why Family Beats Fame | James Yon · Yes And Land

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  here's how i know i'm supposed to be with her
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  she said if you really want to try comedy because
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  i know how much you've always loved comedy try
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  it because of that wonderful woman believing
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  in me she didn't have to do that being pregnant
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  with our third kid she could have said no but
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  now comedy led me to having two television shows,
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  a nationally syndicated radio show. It's afforded
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  me a great life. I put four kids through college
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  with comedy, and now it's the only job that I
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  do. I mean, when we look at Leto and Stitch and
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  the idea of family, and one of the famous quotes
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  from there is ohana, which means family, and
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  that no one... gets left behind there's a reason
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  i love the movie lilo and stitch because ohana
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  i do believe without the people around me who
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  love me and support me i wouldn't be successful
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  i wouldn't be the james that you see here sitting
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  today money is great fame is awesome but when
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  you touch someone's life doing something that
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  you love there is no better reward than that
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  welcome to yes and land where we say yes to the
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  reality of yesterday and today and we say and
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  to the possibility growth and imagination of
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  tomorrow welcome back to our next episode of
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  yes and land very excited today to talk to a
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  guest that we've been very excited to talk to
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  for a while his name is james yawn he is part
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  of theme park comedians uh which has really I'm
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  going to say exploded onto the scene. James has
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  been a comedian for a while, used to work at
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  Disney, was a catering director at Disney, so
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  he's very infused into the Disney world. And
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  then he and his good, good friend, Devin Sebold,
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  have created about seven months ago, right, James?
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  Seven months ago, you guys started this thing?
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  Seven months ago, absolutely. It's crazy how
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  big and fast it grew. I still can't believe it
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  that people like two grown men just being silly.
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  And it's the best. It's the best. I really think
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  there must be a clamoring in today's society
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  for good, uplifting, clean humor because you
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  see people like Nate Bargatze, right, who's just
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  exploded onto the scene. There's some other folks
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  like John B. Crist who has done that as well.
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  There's just a number of other really clean comedians
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  that are just bringing like wholesome stuff.
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  And so to me, it's like, OK, it makes total sense
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  that people are connecting with your content
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  because it is that way. And James is also known
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  for with this theme park comedians. He's also
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  known as one half of the. Divorce attorneys,
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  Colton and Jamal, for the pass holders, I believe,
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  is what they are. So there's some great skits
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  they do. So anybody listening, you got to go
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  and go find their Colton and Jamal videos for
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  the pass holders. They got some great stuff there.
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  And as a divorce attorney myself, I find it to
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  be absolutely hilarious. You're an actual licensed
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  divorce attorney. We are not, by the way. And
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  one of my favorite things is when we're walking
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  through the parks, because we're there so much,
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  about four times a week, there will be men who
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  will come up to us with their wives and will
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  complain that they're going to enlist our services
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  if their wives don't stop beating them at Buzz
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  Lightyear. I think she is cheating. I'm like,
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  you could be owed compensation, my friend. So
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  yeah, I love the fact that people will reference
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  our characters and stuff like that. Call me Colton,
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  call Deb and Jamal. And it just makes us feel
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  good that people like us doing all the silly
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  things that we do and they appreciate it. So
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  thank you everybody. Like my wife, I know I'm
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  doing a good job in our videos when she'll be
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  there with us and I'll do something in the video
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  and she'll just look at us and go. what's wrong
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  with you that's what i know we got gold you're
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  like mission accomplished thank you that's exactly
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  what i was going for honey just looks at me like
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  why why i'm like we don't know we don't know
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  yeah we don't know but it's here this is us this
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  is us so so james what we like to do at the beginning
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  of each episode is we kind of like to get a little
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  bit of a background for our guests so I referenced
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  or I alluded to the fact that you were director
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  of catering for Disney for a number of years.
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  I think you worked for Disney for 15 years, I
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  think, something to that effect. Absolutely.
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  Take us all the way back, though. Take us back
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  to Little James, right, when you were growing
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  up. What was Little James like? What was growing
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  up like? You're a native Floridian, I think.
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  Maybe when you were three you moved to Florida.
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  Well, first off, thank you. But I will say this.
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  If you've ever seen me in a video, there's no
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  such thing ever as a little James. Like, no matter
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  how young I was, I was never described as little.
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  But, yeah, thank you very much. But, no, I'm
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  a natal Floridian. I was born in Tallahassee,
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  and I moved to the Orlando area when I was about
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  three years old. Here's the thing, the great
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  thing about Disney for me, my early childhood,
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  and I'll walk you through kind of my whole experience
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  with Disney and where it comes from. I was growing
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  up in a single parent home. My mom was my everything.
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  She was our hero. She played mom, she played
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  dad, and she always did a great job. Like, we
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  didn't have a lot of money, but we never felt
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  poor, if that makes sense. because my mom always
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  made sure we had the things that we needed and
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  also would provide so many different trips and
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  entertainment and taking us places to just make
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  us feel like, you know what, life's going to
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  be okay. I give my mom a lot of credit for that.
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  And I give credit to some of the people that
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  she met. She met some really good people who
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  were in turn very good to me. Like one of my
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  friends, Mike, I had met him through my mom's
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  friend, Miss Clara, God rest her soul. And Bruce
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  was, his name his father's name and he actually
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  worked at disney so as a young man we could never
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  really afford to go to disney but i went quite
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  a bit because bruce would take me and my friend
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  mike to disney all the time so i always was just
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  just amazed when i would go there at this wonderful
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  place that was created to make little kids feel
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  like they could do anything that's what disney
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  was for me it was where dreams do come true magnificent
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  rides and shows and make you feel like you're
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  really in a different world somewhere so I fell
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  in love with Disney at a very early age and I
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  always said and thank you Bruce for taking me
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  so many years ago one day I would work at disney
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  that was my little dream i would tell myself
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  i'm one day i'm going to work here fast forward
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  after high school i graduated uh and i was a
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  manager at a pizzeria a very famous one that
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  everyone knows but i won't give them a free shout
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  out and the opportunity came Where I could actually
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  be a manager at Disney, and I immediately jumped
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  at the chance to do it. And I was a young man
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  at the time. I think I was around 19. And I actually
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  got the job, and I worked my way up from being
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  in the kitchen, doing my chefing, to actually
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  being a catering director. And before I knew
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  it, I looked up, man, 15 years had gone by. And
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  the reason I bring that all up, because I remember
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  Bruce, that wonderful, kind man who would take
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  me to Disney all the time. When I became a cast
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  member and I started having kids about eight
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  years later, I got to raise my kids going to
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  Disney and they became Disney kids and they now
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  are Disney adults as well. So that's kind of
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  how it started for me and my love of Disney and
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  my appreciation of it and just. showing my kids
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  all the movies. I remember we'd all get together
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  whenever a new Disney movie would drop and we
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  would get in the old grand caravan and head down
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  to the movie theater. And we still do that even
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  though my kids are older and we'll go see Disney
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  movies together, which I think is just an amazing
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  tradition that Disney's allowed me to have. All
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  the bonding that I got because of Disney, I wouldn't
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  trade that for the world, man. It's fun to take
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  your family to things like that, right? And it's
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  even as you start getting older and your kids
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  are older, there's still a joy and a nostalgia
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  to doing that together. I always think there's
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  something special about going to the movies too,
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  right? For me, that'll never go away. Yeah, I
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  can have movies at home and I've got a little
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  nice home theater and it's great and all, but
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  it's not the experience of going to the movies
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  and the fresh popcorn and the drinks and being
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  there with other people experiencing it with
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  you, right? Yes. I would liken it to going to
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  Disney. When you go to Disney, you know you're
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  there with a bunch of like -minded people who
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  all are there to have a good time. And movies
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  are the same thing. That kind of experience where...
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  These group of people, we all saw the trailer.
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  We all wanted to see this movie. We're all sitting
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  down, and we come together, and we watch something
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  that we know we can experience and enjoy together.
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  So I definitely get that communion part of movies.
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  I own that one pass where I can go to all the
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  movies, me and my wife, and that is our jam.
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  We see every movie in the theater. We love it,
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  man. Yeah, absolutely. Love it. Yeah, that's
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  the way to do it, man. That is absolutely the
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  way to do it. So let me take you back to when
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  you were younger and you're growing up and correct
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  me if I'm wrong, but I think you were raised
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  by a single mom. Is that right? Single mom, God
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  bless her. We still talk almost every day, even
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  though I'm a 50 -year -old man. So love you,
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  mom. And so what was that experience like for
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  you to... Be raised by a single mom, see the
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  kind of hard work that she had to put into raising
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  you and trying to provide a good life for you.
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  It changed my life, actually. And if things were
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  different, if I had a two -parent household,
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  I don't think I would be the same James. And
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  allow me to tell you why. My mother, when I was
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  young, at a very young age, taught me some life
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  lessons. She taught me that... you know look
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  it's not ideal that i raise you guys by myself
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  but your father made a choice and in life there
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  life's not promised to ever be easy so i i got
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  to actually understand that very early on in
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  life seeing my mother and seeing how hard she
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  works so she can move us to a good neighborhood
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  actually a great neighborhood put us in good
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  schools and what she had to sacrifice for us
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  to do that it always taught me work ethic, seeing
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  my mom work three jobs at one time to provide
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  a good life for us. So learning that from my
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  mom. It's helped me so much in my own progression
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  as an adult, as a professional. Me moving up
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  to catering director was definitely a direct
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  thing that happened because my mom instilled
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  in me work ethic, being honest, integrity, treating
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  people right. So as I became in charge of other
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  people, they would actually respect me because
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  I respected them. I learned so many valuable
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  lessons from my mother. I can't give her enough
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  credit. She's the reason I am the way I am now.
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  And she taught me self -reliance also because
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  she was a single mom. She said, look, you're
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  going to find a girl one day, James, like you're
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  going to get married, but I don't want you ever
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  to have to depend on someone else to take care
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  of yourself. So my mom taught me how to cook
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  at a very young age. I had to be like eight years
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  old, standing on some kind of stool, watching
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  her cook and helping her do things. And I loved
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  cooking. Like when she showed me how to do things,
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  I'm like. Cooking's like magic. I can take these
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  things, these things, put it in a pot and voila,
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  I have a whole dinner. So yeah, my mom at a very
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  early age taught me how to cook and I've never
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  lost that love of cooking. That's why I became
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  a chef and that's why I became a catering director.
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  And also my mom is very much a Virgo. If you've
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  ever lived or talked with a Virgo, those people
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  are very serious about the things they're serious
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  about. And my mom was very serious about. a house
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  being cleaned so at a very young age i learned
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  to clean a house from top to bottom i'm talking
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  toilets to moving an oven out to clean behind
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  So I never lost that. My wife will tell you,
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  I did all the cooking for my kids growing up.
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  We actually would sit down at a table together.
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  No one would just go off into their room and
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  I would cook and I still clean. And that's what
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  I did. So all that was attributed to my mom and
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  her being a single parent and having to teach
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  me those lessons early on in life. So with cooking,
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  here's a question. What is your like, like, what
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  is your. best dish that you are most known for
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  that like it's your go -to someone wants a good
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  dish you're like i got it here it is okay that's
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  hard because i had okay let me tell you why that's
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  hard for me to tell you what the best thing i
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  can cook is um when my son jack was around i
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  want to say 14 he got diagnosed with celiac disease
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  celiac you can't digest wheat you can't have
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  certain you know you just can't um so that means
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  breads certain spices so i had to learn As a
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  chef that already had learned to cook, I had
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  to learn to cook for someone who couldn't have
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  wheat. So I pride myself on finding ways to cook
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  food that my son could still enjoy and the whole
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  family could eat and nobody feels like they're
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  being robbed of taste or flavor or normal foods,
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  quote unquote. So one of the things I make really
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  good, one of the hard things about celiac is
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  you can't use regular flour. And there are so
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  many dishes, especially from the South, where
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  you use regular flour. Like my son, before he
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  got diagnosed, loved pizza. and chicken wings
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  so I had to learn how to make my own gluten -free
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  dough make it trial and error wasn't great in
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  the very beginning had to learn how to make dough
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  to where it would have that same feel that Christmas
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  on the bottom but still be kind of doughy in
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  the middle you know what I mean and I learned
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  how to make the best fried chicken wings that
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  are a hundred percent gluten free I found a way
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  to season them. I found a way to make that skin,
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  that crispness, that crispness you bite into.
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  There's still juicy and moist inside. So I would
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  say I make the best fried chicken wings you'll
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  ever have. And you would never be able to tell
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  that it's not a regular flour fried chicken.
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  Okay, so I'm booking a flight to Orlando and
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  I'm coming to your house because I actually have
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  to be gluten -free, James. I don't have celiacs,
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  but I've got a... pretty bad gluten intolerance.
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  And man, I have not had a good chicken wing or
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  chicken fingers that are gluten -free. So I'm
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  there, man. I'm coming to your house. Ryan, bro,
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  when you get to town, I promise you, man, I make
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  you a vow. I will make you the best fried chicken
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  wings that you'll enjoy, not feel sick. You'll
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  just sit back and rub your belly and be happy.
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  I got you, bro. Oh, man, because fried chicken
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  is absolutely delicious. I mean, obviously, in
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  the South, it's huge, right? But, like, I mean,
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  I grew up eating KFC, man, and I love KFC. That
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  stuff's delicious. Like, I love it. So, okay,
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  I'm here for it, man. I'm glad I asked that.
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  I'm glad I asked that. That is challenging, though,
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  right? When you have to make adjustments to what
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  everybody else eats, I always feel guilty because
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  I don't like being the person that makes everybody
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  else have to do something different. And so I
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  just. I always feel bad saying I'm gluten -free
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  somewhere, like, you know, when I'm going to
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  be with other people and then feeling like they've
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  got to accommodate. And my mother -in -law is
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  very, very kind. We go to her house every other
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  week for Sunday dinner, and she's always got
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  something separate for me. Like, if it's pasta
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  or something, she's got the gluten -free pasta,
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  or if she's got something that has rolls, she'll
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  have some gluten -free rolls. Very, very kind,
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  but also makes me feel horrible because I hate
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  being the one that puts somebody out, you know?
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  And so I'm just always like, oh, it's so hard.
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  Like, I want everybody else to eat what they
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  want to eat. It is hard. And let me tell you,
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  I have a very selfless family, my four children,
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  my wife, because when we explain at a very young
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  age to our kids what celiac disease was and what
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  it meant and how we'd have to change the entire
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  house, because not only can the person with celiac
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  not eat those things, but they can't come into
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  contact with them as well. So that means. if
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  we were eating toast and you put it in the toaster
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  my son could no longer use that toaster because
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  cross -contamination it we had to educate the
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  entire house and not once did any of my kids
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  make my son jack feel less than or it was a bother
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  my kids jumped head first like feet first and
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  said yeah we got you jack we're going to change
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  this house so you can be safe and comfortable
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  so it everyone changed how we ate and we learned
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  so much about the disease and everybody was on
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  board to do it so i i'm just telling you man
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  we life gets hard but i believe family comes
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  together and we do what's right to make make
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  that person you know feel good and make them
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  feel welcome and make them feel whole because
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  it could be hard because jack would have to explain
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  when he would go out with his friends to like
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  the movies or a restaurant all the things he
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  couldn't eat and it was foreign and we never
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  wanted jack to feel that that he was different
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  you know what i mean yes he is different but
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  we didn't want to feel like that made him um
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  less than so everybody was on board in my house
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  and i thank god for it every day day because
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  it could have been an entire mess, but everybody
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  came together and here we are, man. Well, I mean,
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  and that's the perfect tie into Lilo and Stitch,
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  right? I mean, when, when we look at Lilo and
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  Stitch and the idea of family and one of the
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  famous quotes from there is Ohana, which means
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  family and that no one gets left behind. No.
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  And it sounds to me like it's exactly what your
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  family did. Like, and that's a credit to. to
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  your kids too for doing that because that's as
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  a kid that's hard right that's hard to to be
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  that selfless as a kid like we all have this
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  selfishness this pridefulness this ego inside
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  of us and when we're younger it's really strong
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  right and so let's do credit to them uh as well
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  as your whole family that they were like hey
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  we're not leaving jack behind we're gonna embrace
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  it not at all man i i you bringing a smile to
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  my face because it's i hadn't thought of it in
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  a long time because it's been so many years since
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  Jack was first diagnosed. But man, I have a special
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  family. I really do. And they're amazing. And
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  I'm very appreciative of them. And I take stock
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  in my life and say all the things that are good
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  instead of waking up and saying, here's all the
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  things that are wrong. And I've led a really
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  blessed life. So thank you. I really feel good
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  about that. Not everywhere can be the happiest
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  place on earth. And at RCG Law Group, my job
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  outside of our podcast, we get that. Life throws
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  curveballs, legal stuff, family stuff, the things
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  you didn't see coming. That's what we're here
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  for. If you're dealing with something and don't
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  know where to turn, give RCG a call. Yeah. So
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  you've got this great family. You are doing this.
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  catering director stuff for disney how does the
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  comedy thing end up coming to life how do you
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  end up as a stand -up comic as a comedian doing
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  content creation tell me about that journey okay
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  here's the crazy thing um we we started having
• 19:48
  kids fairly young like we we had three kids um
• 19:52
  and in three years we had a kid every year for
• 19:55
  three years straight and we thought we were done
• 19:57
  and I got a vasectomy. And the day I got my vasectomy,
• 20:01
  we found out she was already two weeks pregnant.
• 20:04
  So you talk about, you know, things are meant
• 20:07
  to be in the universe. My son Isaiah, my youngest,
• 20:11
  was meant to be here. Here's what was going on.
• 20:13
  I was young when we started having kids, so I
• 20:15
  would work. a lot because i wanted my wife to
• 20:18
  be home with our children i didn't want daycare
• 20:20
  to raise our kids i wanted someone to be there
• 20:22
  so i work day and night but i've always loved
• 20:26
  comedy right and i was always the guy cracking
• 20:28
  jokes at disney and one of my friends i'll never
• 20:31
  forget him jamie ryan from new york what's up
• 20:33
  jamie he said james you're so funny you should
• 20:36
  do stand -up comedy and i was like jamie how
• 20:39
  do you just do stand -up comedy and he introduced
• 20:42
  me to something called an open mic where amateurs
• 20:45
  would go to a location and a bunch of us would
• 20:49
  get on stage five minutes at a time and we would
• 20:52
  practice our little jokes and at the time five
• 20:54
  minutes seemed like forever like oh my god how
• 20:56
  does anyone get up there and make jokes for five
• 20:59
  whole minutes so he convinced me to write some
• 21:02
  material and he would come to my house religiously
• 21:05
  i gave him so much credit he would come to my
• 21:08
  house and make me say those five minutes ten
• 21:11
  times in a row every day until i was ready to
• 21:15
  go on stage so by the time i hit that stage for
• 21:18
  the first time i knew my routine from front to
• 21:21
  back and i thought I'm just going to go up one
• 21:24
  time in my life. I'm going to have a great story
• 21:26
  to tell my kids one day that dad did stand up.
• 21:30
  But that first time changed my life, man. I got
• 21:33
  on that stage. I told my jokes. People laughed.
• 21:37
  And that feeling I got from people actually enjoying
• 21:41
  what I was doing, biggest rush I've ever had.
• 21:44
  I couldn't drink. There's no drug I could take
• 21:47
  to make me feel that same rush of people laughing
• 21:50
  at my jokes. And I was hooked. but but here's
• 21:53
  the bad part i started doing open mics where
• 21:57
  i was i was not making any money and i would
• 22:00
  have to go there and it's late night when you
• 22:02
  do these things it's not you know just in the
• 22:05
  afternoon so i was working i'm not making this
• 22:08
  up and during the day working at disney at night
• 22:11
  working at universal Then I would go open mic
• 22:16
  after my second shift. So I told my wife, hey,
• 22:20
  sweetie, I really want to do stand up comedy.
• 22:22
  And I'm going to go to this thing called an open
• 22:24
  mic. And she's like, oh, you're going to go somewhere
• 22:26
  after your second job. Well, how much does that
• 22:28
  pay? And I'm like, good news. It doesn't. I get
• 22:33
  paid with laughter. Maybe they give me a soda.
• 22:41
  Yes. And here's the other part. My wife was pregnant
• 22:45
  with our third kid at the time when I started
• 22:47
  doing standup. So I told my wife, not only am
• 22:50
  I, you're not going to see me during the day
• 22:51
  because I work and at night, you're not going
• 22:53
  to see me for the rest of the night because I'm
• 22:55
  going to be going to this open mic once a week.
• 22:57
  To my wife's credit, here's how I know I'm supposed
• 23:00
  to be with her. She said, if you really want
• 23:02
  to try comedy, because I know how much you've
• 23:04
  always loved comedy, try it. Try it. Just go
• 23:08
  and see if you love it. And it's so funny because
• 23:10
  years later, because of that wonderful woman
• 23:13
  believing in me, she didn't have to do that being
• 23:16
  pregnant with our third kid. She could have said
• 23:18
  no, but now comedy. led me to having two television
• 23:23
  shows, a nationally syndicated radio show, performing
• 23:27
  with some of the biggest names in comedy. It's
• 23:30
  afforded me a great life. I put four kids through
• 23:33
  college with comedy, and now it's the only job
• 23:36
  that I do. So that's how I got started doing
• 23:40
  comedy, brother. It was... It was comedy in itself,
• 23:43
  me telling my wife, I'm going to do comedy while
• 23:46
  you're pregnant with our third kid. Bye. Well,
• 23:49
  there's something great when you find something
• 23:52
  that brings you that level of excitement, joy,
• 23:56
  and happiness. I've never done stand -up. I certainly
• 24:00
  don't have those skills. In my younger years,
• 24:03
  before I went to law school, i did i did do some
• 24:06
  acting in like local theater right like very
• 24:09
  low level local theater my favorite was comedies
• 24:12
  and when when i could be in a comedy and either
• 24:17
  deliver the line that was already pre -written
• 24:19
  in a way that gets the audience to laugh or even
• 24:21
  better when i could improv something based off
• 24:24
  of the feel of what was happening at the time
• 24:26
  and that got laughter it was that feeling that
• 24:30
  you described right you're just like oh my gosh
• 24:32
  this is this is better than any drug like it's
• 24:34
  keep me coming back like there's just something
• 24:37
  about it that's just like bringing joy and laughter
• 24:39
  to people oh man it is amazing brother you totally
• 24:44
  get it can i tell you one of the the best compliments
• 24:47
  i i love when i do a comedy show when someone
• 24:51
  will come up to me after this show and they will
• 24:53
  say this they'll say thank you so much um I am
• 24:57
  going through something really, really hard right
• 25:00
  now. I have a loved one that just passed away.
• 25:04
  I have cancer that I'm fighting right now. Or
• 25:07
  I'm getting a divorce. Or I have a sick child
• 25:10
  in the hospital. And I needed a good laugh. And
• 25:13
  this is exactly what I needed. Let me tell you,
• 25:16
  money is great. Fame is awesome. But when you
• 25:19
  touch someone's life doing something that you
• 25:22
  love, there is no... better reward than that.
• 25:26
  The feeling I get knowing that laughter truly
• 25:29
  is it for a lot of people, it's medicine, it's
• 25:32
  therapeutic, it's therapy for a lot of folks,
• 25:34
  man. And the fact I get to be involved in that
• 25:37
  is an amazing blessing. And I don't take it for
• 25:40
  granted. I really don't. To me, what I, what
• 25:43
  I hear when you're describing that is something
• 25:46
  that, that I, I talked to, to my firm about,
• 25:50
  I, I coach other business owners about, which
• 25:53
  is, that when when you're doing something especially
• 25:56
  something that you're getting paid for the goal
• 25:59
  is to bring more in value than you receive in
• 26:02
  payment and that's not easy to do but when when
• 26:05
  you're describing that it's exactly what you're
• 26:07
  doing yeah you now thankful you're getting paid
• 26:09
  for these gigs you're doing but the value that
• 26:12
  you're bringing to somebody going through something
• 26:14
  so hard and so difficult that helps them it's
• 26:18
  going to make me emotional james this is supposed
• 26:20
  to be a funny episode But what that brings to
• 26:23
  somebody going through a death, going through
• 26:26
  a divorce, is it's just immeasurable of the impact
• 26:30
  that you can bring to somebody's life because
• 26:32
  it's so needed, right? That's why we as creatures,
• 26:35
  we need humor more in our lives because it brings
• 26:39
  us a little bit more of that joy and takes us
• 26:42
  through difficult times. I really do. And I believe
• 26:46
  you wholeheartedly. You nailed it. And what I
• 26:48
  tell people, my only little soapbox message when
• 26:51
  I'm doing comedy at the very end, I tell people,
• 26:54
  I want you to look at what we got to do here
• 26:56
  tonight. And they'll look at me like, what do
• 26:57
  you mean? I'm telling the audience, look around.
• 27:00
  Look, there's everybody. represented in this
• 27:04
  room, from every walk of life, every culture
• 27:07
  is here. You know what we did tonight, people?
• 27:09
  Nobody cared who we voted for. Nobody cared how
• 27:13
  much each of you make annually as a salary. All
• 27:16
  we cared about was having a good time as a group,
• 27:19
  and we got to achieve that. I said, that feels
• 27:21
  kind of good, doesn't it? And they'll be like,
• 27:23
  yeah. I said, so don't forget that when you walk
• 27:26
  out of those doors and go back to real life.
• 27:29
  Keep that joy in your heart and understand. Sometimes
• 27:33
  people aren't going to agree, but that does not
• 27:36
  mean that we have to hate or not be friends with
• 27:40
  them. Then they're like, oh, yeah, that makes
• 27:43
  sense. I'm like, yes, something that simple does
• 27:46
  make sense. But sometimes we got to say it out
• 27:48
  loud so the rest of the world can get it. Yeah.
• 27:51
  So related to that, let me ask you this. So our
• 27:56
  podcast is called Yes And Land. Yes And is something
• 28:00
  pulled from improv comedy. Have you ever done
• 28:03
  improv comedy, James? A little bit, so I totally
• 28:06
  get that. If someone asks you a question, you
• 28:09
  have to answer it. Why is that a core principle
• 28:14
  in improv comedy? Because it is. It's like one
• 28:16
  of the core principles of improv comedy is yes
• 28:18
  and. So maybe share with our audience, from your
• 28:20
  perspective as an actual comedian, why that's
• 28:23
  important. Well, I believe it's like playing
• 28:27
  basketball. The ball can't stop bouncing. You
• 28:30
  know what I mean? You have to keep the ball going.
• 28:32
  So that's what improv is to me. And it keeps
• 28:35
  you thinking and it keeps you in the moment as
• 28:38
  an entertainer. Okay, this is happening. I'm
• 28:40
  going to bring this scenario up. So I have to
• 28:42
  answer, okay, and I'm going to add this to it.
• 28:45
  So it keeps your creativity going. And that's
• 28:47
  what I got when I did a little bit of improv,
• 28:49
  not a lot. There's a guy here in Orlando, his
• 28:52
  name is Ross Pageant. He's one of the leaders
• 28:55
  when it comes to improv. His mind, he's like
• 28:58
  an alien. The way he's so creative and on his
• 29:02
  feet. That's what I got from improv when I did
• 29:04
  it. It kept me in the moment to where if something
• 29:06
  happens in the actual audience, I can react to
• 29:09
  it, respond, make a joke really quick, and then
• 29:12
  intertwine back to my planned material. So I
• 29:16
  love improv. I'm not one of those comedians that
• 29:19
  hates on improv because there's been a lot of
• 29:21
  tension between our two camps, I think. Sure,
• 29:23
  sure. off i know that it's a real skill i know
• 29:28
  it's not easy so i tip my hats to people that
• 29:30
  actually do it like it's it's hard Very hard.
• 29:34
  Yes. And one of the things that I heard in you
• 29:37
  describing what you're talking to your audience
• 29:39
  about is honestly a yes. And because when we
• 29:41
  look at this principle of like, you've got to
• 29:43
  keep the entertainment going. If you, if you
• 29:46
  don't, if you don't say yes and build on the
• 29:49
  next thing, then you really shut it down. And
• 29:51
  I think that's what sometimes happens for people
• 29:53
  in, in discourse in life, right? Instead of acknowledging
• 29:58
  somebody else's perspective, instead of acknowledging
• 30:00
  that people can have different opinions. and
• 30:03
  then building on it we tear it down we we use
• 30:06
  a yes but right where we're really trying to
• 30:08
  invalidate what's going on and it does it stops
• 30:10
  it and when it stops it then we stop having that
• 30:13
  sense of community And we let that divide ourselves
• 30:16
  instead of creating better connections and better
• 30:20
  relationships, even when we have different views
• 30:24
  and opinions at times. And so I love what we
• 30:26
  can learn from improv comedy on keeping things
• 30:30
  going, but with relationships in life. That's
• 30:35
  well put. Very poignant, man. I totally agree
• 30:37
  with that. I think the best way to run, because
• 30:40
  I'm married 32 years and you're going to fight
• 30:42
  sometimes. There's certain couples out there
• 30:46
  who say, we don't fight. Those people are liars.
• 30:48
  Because yes, yes, you will fight. I agree, right?
• 30:51
  There's no way that somebody doesn't ever fight.
• 30:55
  No, we never fight. I'm like, okay. All right,
• 30:59
  but you do lie. I always say the best way to
• 31:05
  win an argument most of the time is by listening.
• 31:08
  Because you're going to learn more. You're going
• 31:10
  to understand more. Maybe see the other side.
• 31:12
  So I try to keep that in mind. I'll be honest
• 31:16
  with you. If we were keeping track of arguments
• 31:18
  like it was an actual boxing match, I am 0 -88
• 31:23
  with my wife. That woman is much smarter than
• 31:28
  me. She's good at what she does. Shout out to
• 31:31
  her, man. When you are having maybe a disagreement
• 31:36
  about something, are you able to bring in humor
• 31:40
  in a way that brings levity as opposed to humor
• 31:45
  that brings in disparity or disparagement, right?
• 31:49
  Are you able to do that? Does that ever play
• 31:51
  a role in the way that you guys sometimes, if
• 31:52
  you have a little bit of disagreement, but you
• 31:54
  can bring in the levity, then suddenly it brings
• 31:55
  you guys together? That's my wife. People don't
• 32:00
  know this. People think I'm funny. I'm really
• 32:02
  good at stand -up comedy. I will say that. My
• 32:05
  wife's ten times funnier than I am. Hands down.
• 32:08
  My wife's hilarious, my friend. She just doesn't
• 32:11
  want to ever perform. I would love to see her
• 32:13
  on stage. She'll snap me out of it. If I'm being
• 32:16
  a grumpy bear and I'm grumpy about something
• 32:18
  silly, she'll snap me out of it. I'm like, oh,
• 32:22
  you're right. You're right. Again, you're right.
• 32:26
  I'm 80, oh, and 89 now. But yeah, my wife uses
• 32:30
  humor a lot. Like it snaps me out of it because
• 32:32
  I'm a comedian. I love humor. So she knows exactly
• 32:35
  after 32 years how to get me in the better mood.
• 32:38
  So yeah, she'll use it. If we're arguing, I'm
• 32:39
  like, yeah, you're right. That was just, it doesn't
• 32:41
  even matter. That's so silly. I, yeah. So yeah.
• 32:44
  Smart. Yeah. It definitely helps us. If we didn't
• 32:48
  have humor in my relationship, it would have
• 32:49
  never worked. My wife. That's how we deal with
• 32:53
  a lot of stuff. When things happen, you have
• 32:55
  to laugh at it and just, all right, let's tackle
• 32:57
  it. Yes, and, and let's go. Yeah, brilliant.
• 33:00
  Okay, so I got a couple of questions for you
• 33:02
  about, let's get our minds opening up here and
• 33:05
  let's see what you've got, okay? So what is,
• 33:10
  because you're in the parks a lot, right? Four
• 33:11
  times a week, I think you said. What is your
• 33:14
  biggest pet peeve of people in the parks? This
• 33:19
  is easy. We don't stop in a walkway. We don't
• 33:25
  abruptly come to a stop on a walkway when there's
• 33:28
  a thousand people literally walking behind you
• 33:31
  because accidents are going to happen. I love,
• 33:36
  man, the excitement of seeing someone brand new
• 33:38
  in the parks because you understand what they're
• 33:41
  feeling for that first time. But there's some
• 33:43
  etiquette, some rules to being in the theme park.
• 33:46
  If you're walking and you're on a main thoroughfare,
• 33:49
  you can't just stop. There's always going to
• 33:52
  be someone behind you. There just is when you
• 33:55
  go to the theme park. And if we could all walk
• 33:57
  the same speed, maybe, that would be great. I'm
• 33:59
  just putting it out there. That would be helpful.
• 34:02
  That would be nice. Some of us have to have a
• 34:06
  ride to get to. Okay, so let me throw this or
• 34:11
  that. Would you rather have, say, a big group
• 34:15
  of, say, 15 people all wearing matching shirts
• 34:18
  in front of you suddenly stop? Or the rope dropper,
• 34:25
  you know, dad with a stroller behind you that
• 34:28
  keeps hitting you in the back of the heels as
• 34:30
  he's going because he's trying to go faster and
• 34:32
  faster and you can't go any faster. You're stuck.
• 34:34
  Which would you rather have? Oh, that's a great
• 34:39
  one. I'm going to say the dad hitting me with
• 34:41
  the stroller. Here's why. I might need a little
• 34:47
  help sometimes. Like, help me along. It's a reminder,
• 34:52
  right? Can I get in the stroller with your kid?
• 34:56
  I'm going to go jump right in. I don't know what
• 35:00
  it's rated for, but adults are fine, right? I'm
• 35:02
  getting on this stroller. I meet the weight requirement,
• 35:07
  right? Oh, I love it. It's going to take you
• 35:13
  so long to get. I've been there. The 15 people
• 35:16
  with the matching T -shirts, they're going to
• 35:18
  block everything. It's going to take a while
• 35:21
  to get around them. So I've been there. I love
• 35:25
  your family reunion, people. Enjoy yourselves.
• 35:27
  But get out of the way. Go off to the side. Not
• 35:30
  in the middle of Main Street, okay? Let's go.
• 35:33
  everybody stops it's oh my gosh god bless you
• 35:36
  yeah so here's an anecdotal story so when i was
• 35:39
  maybe i was probably 10 years old um and back
• 35:43
  then so i'm i'm the son of a school teacher dad
• 35:47
  taught elementary school my my mom was a lunch
• 35:49
  lady but by golly they saved and scrimped and
• 35:52
  made it happen so we could go to disneyland just
• 35:54
  about every summer disneyland's closed out here
• 35:57
  out west um and so i can remember Walking in,
• 36:00
  I was so excited because we loved Disney. So
• 36:03
  I remember walking in, and when you first walk
• 36:06
  into Disneyland, I don't think you've ever been
• 36:07
  to Disneyland, right? Have you ever been to Disneyland?
• 36:09
  I have. Oh, you have? Okay, so you know. Okay,
• 36:12
  so you first walk in, you walk underneath the
• 36:14
  little tunnel where the train's at, right? And
• 36:17
  you kind of go to that roundabout right before
• 36:19
  you go up Main Street. And so I'm there, I'm
• 36:22
  10 and I am soaking it in and I didn't stop.
• 36:25
  All right. I'm still walking and I'm soaking
• 36:27
  in the sounds and the smells and the view. And
• 36:32
  I'm totally lost in this magical world that Walt
• 36:35
  has created, right? Doing exactly what he tried
• 36:37
  to do, right? Where he's creating all of these
• 36:39
  experiences for you. And as I'm walking along,
• 36:41
  not paying attention at all. And one of those
• 36:44
  posts that you have all the ropes for, for the
• 36:47
  parades was up and I ran. right into that, in
• 36:51
  the family jewels, James, and I was dead. Like,
• 36:56
  it was the perfect height to take me out, and
• 36:59
  take me out it did, and oh my goodness, I remember
• 37:03
  that so vividly like it was yesterday, because
• 37:06
  I was not going to stop, right? I was on a pathway.
• 37:10
  You were. Every man, when we hear a story like
• 37:14
  that, we instantly feel that. that pain we go
• 37:18
  back to the time we felt that same thing and
• 37:21
  i'm sorry brother that is you can literally hear
• 37:26
  like that's exactly the sound it would have been
• 37:30
  right yeah if it was a movie that's the sound
• 37:33
  they would have made right when that part happens
• 37:35
  yes oh man oh it's perfect Here's my pet peeve.
• 37:42
  I don't know why it is, but it's my pet peeve.
• 37:44
  And it's not just the parks. It's pretty much
• 37:46
  in general. My pet peeve is when you go into
• 37:50
  a men's bathroom and you go to the urinal and
• 37:54
  somebody starts at the urinal and in the 15 to
• 37:58
  30 seconds they're at the urinal, they can't
• 38:00
  stay off their phone long enough that they've
• 38:02
  got to pull out their phone and look at their
• 38:05
  phone while they're at the urinal. Like, that's
• 38:07
  my pet peeve. I can't do it. I can't do it, James.
• 38:10
  If you pull out a phone while you're using the
• 38:14
  bathroom, you're a serial killer. There's etiquette
• 38:17
  to using a cell phone when you're using the bathroom.
• 38:20
  The only time it is okay when you're doing the
• 38:23
  other thing, sitting down. That is the only time.
• 38:25
  I agree with that. But the urinal? I'm like,
• 38:30
  I don't get it. I don't get it. We're so addicted
• 38:33
  to the phone that 15 seconds, we can't be away
• 38:36
  for 15 seconds. I'm just like, I can't do it.
• 38:39
  And it's an epidemic. It happens so frequently.
• 38:43
  I see it happen all the time. And now you just
• 38:47
  gave me a visual because, you know, we've used
• 38:48
  other people's phones before in a pinch. I put
• 38:51
  that same phone next to my face. It's on my face.
• 38:56
  It's right here. Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow. Okay.
• 39:06
  Okay. That's a visual. Here's the next question
• 39:08
  I got for you. Obviously, you must have done
• 39:11
  a lot of stand -up, right, over the years. What's
• 39:15
  like the nightmare gig that was just like the
• 39:19
  worst or the worst audience member you've ever
• 39:22
  encountered? Well, the worst comedy gig, because
• 39:26
  we talk about this a lot between us comedians,
• 39:29
  is the surprise show. that you'll do and let
• 39:32
  me let me tell you what it is normally it's a
• 39:35
  bar show meaning you're going to be doing stand
• 39:36
  -up comedy at a bar a place that's not set up
• 39:39
  for comedy but it's the only place that will
• 39:41
  let you start doing comedy in your early days
• 39:44
  of you know trying to be a stand -up comedian
• 39:45
  and you need to get to stage time but when it's
• 39:48
  a surprise show meaning all the people there
• 39:52
  are drinking watching the game all of a sudden
• 39:55
  the owner turns the tvs off and a nervous pimply
• 39:59
  kid says all right guys it's time for comedy
• 40:02
  and people are looking at you like it's a mob
• 40:05
  hit they're going They're watching the game.
• 40:15
  They're drinking beer to the bar and you're going
• 40:17
  to surprise them with a comedy show that they
• 40:20
  didn't sign up to be a part of, man. It's those
• 40:23
  are the worst gigs when the surprise comedy show
• 40:27
  that no one knew they were coming to. Yeah. Before
• 40:31
  we jump back in, can I ask you a quick favor?
• 40:34
  If you're enjoying the journey so far, will you
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  like rate? and subscribe to our show it helps
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  us reach more people like you we can design and
• 40:44
  create and build the most wonderful place in
• 40:46
  the world but it takes people to make the dream
• 40:49
  a reality what what do you do in those moments
• 40:53
  and they they don't want to be there or they're
• 40:57
  wanting you to fail and you're trying to deliver
• 40:59
  these jokes and it's not landing at all i mean
• 41:02
  you had to have had that you you can be the best
• 41:04
  committee in the world you will still have times
• 41:06
  where jokes do not land like what is that experience
• 41:09
  like because i think that's what people are afraid
• 41:11
  of right that's why people don't want to do stuff
• 41:12
  like that because like what is that like Because
• 41:15
  you're by yourself. There's nobody on stage with
• 41:18
  you. There's no help. There's no friend you can
• 41:21
  call. There's no lifesaver coming, right? They're
• 41:23
  going to throw to you and pull you into the boat.
• 41:24
  No, no. It's just you facing those people and
• 41:29
  they're not laughing. It's happened to the best
• 41:31
  of us. You have to learn to bomb. That's what
• 41:35
  we call it when you're not doing well on stage.
• 41:37
  We have to learn to bomb while still smiling
• 41:39
  and being pleasant. That's something else, man.
• 41:42
  Imagine, it's like working. customer service
• 41:46
  when you have the rudest person in front of you
• 41:49
  you still have to smile listen and nod that's
• 41:53
  what it's like being a stand -up comedy and that's
• 41:55
  part of the process of being a great one is learning
• 41:58
  in that adversity to not let see people see you
• 42:01
  sweat because they can smell nervousness they
• 42:04
  can smell fear the audience they know and if
• 42:07
  they smell a little bit they're like a a shark
• 42:09
  that smells blood there it's going to be a blood
• 42:12
  bath so you have to learn to take it you have
• 42:14
  to learn to be okay in that silence of them just
• 42:17
  staring at you and keep doing your act like they're
• 42:20
  all still laughing and get better at it and at
• 42:22
  some point if you do it and you keep at it they'll
• 42:26
  start laughing when you do these shows even when
• 42:28
  it's a surprise one and that's how you know you're
• 42:29
  a good comic if you can do a surprise show and
• 42:32
  those angry people turn into an actual an actual
• 42:35
  comedy audience bro you're on your way you're
• 42:39
  gonna make it how do you differentiate with certain
• 42:43
  jokes that you tell between what's just a dead
• 42:46
  audience or what's just a dead joke like this
• 42:49
  joke just is not going to work like it it's it's
• 42:52
  i shouldn't have written it it's out of my set
• 42:54
  next time like how do you differentiate between
• 42:56
  those well it's kind of easy if you do a joke
• 42:59
  that normally works all the time and you do it
• 43:01
  a gig and no one laughs you're like it's probably
• 43:04
  the audience but if you tell this joke everywhere
• 43:07
  like it like five different shows and they're
• 43:10
  not laughing It's probably the joke. Like, you
• 43:12
  should stop telling that joke at some point.
• 43:14
  When you try it multiple times at multiple shows
• 43:17
  and people are just like, nah, that's the difference.
• 43:21
  That's how you know this ain't working. Okay,
• 43:24
  so you're going to give it a shot. Like, if the
• 43:26
  joke bombs once, you're not going to quit there.
• 43:28
  You're going to keep going. No, that's the beauty
• 43:31
  of doing standup. You're going to take that same
• 43:34
  bombing and that feeling of dread. You're going
• 43:37
  to go do that some more. You're going to keep
• 43:39
  doing it. Bring it on. And there's no safe word
• 43:44
  in comedy. You just keep going. There's no safe
• 43:47
  word. No one coming to bail you out. Totally
• 43:52
  fair. Nope. Nope. Okay. So. Let me ask you maybe
• 43:58
  a question that might make you think a little
• 44:00
  bit. If you had to, say, create or since let's
• 44:06
  say to send somebody to a ride in any of the
• 44:09
  Disney parks where you would send terrible guests,
• 44:12
  right, that they were being terrible. So as a
• 44:15
  punishment, they have to go to that ride. What's
• 44:18
  the ride you're sending people to? Oh, this is
• 44:21
  very easy. This ride has been known to send people
• 44:24
  to a chiropractor. Space Mountain in Magic Kingdom.
• 44:28
  Bro. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. It's a wonderful ride,
• 44:32
  but it's rough. Bro, it is. That's a ride, an
• 44:36
  attraction that needs a safe word. It's rough.
• 44:42
  You will come out. Actually, they now hire Disney
• 44:46
  a chiropractor that's at the end of the ride
• 44:48
  now. The gift shop has a chiropractor office.
• 44:52
  They'll line you up, you know. That's right.
• 44:56
  They put you in that little chair they have that
• 44:58
  has the face thing. Like, here, we got these
• 45:00
  chairs lined up. Just get on that. We're going
• 45:01
  to. That's the way I feel about Matterhorn. That's
• 45:06
  the way I feel about Matterhorn at Disneyland.
• 45:08
  It's the rickiest. I get that when it came out,
• 45:12
  it was unbelievable. Nothing like it ever. The
• 45:14
  style of track with the tube had never been done
• 45:17
  before. I get all of that. I still hate it. My
• 45:21
  kids want to go on it, but I'm always sitting
• 45:23
  like this the whole time. Don't jerk me too much.
• 45:27
  Don't break my neck, please. And the kids are
• 45:30
  like, Dad, isn't this fun? You're like, yep,
• 45:32
  sure is. It's great. It's so great. Glad you
• 45:35
  wanted to go on this. Glad I spent my lightning
• 45:38
  lane for this. Like, oh, good gravy. Yeah, so
• 45:44
  if anybody was a horrible guest, I'm sitting
• 45:46
  in Space Mountain. They're going to come off
• 45:48
  feeling different. Yeah, no doubt about it. Okay,
• 45:52
  so what is a Disney Parks hot take you have?
• 45:59
  Parks just in general? Disney hot takes. Anything.
• 46:03
  Disney, Disney, Disney Parks, Disney movies.
• 46:06
  Maybe it's just a hot take you got. Give us a
• 46:07
  hot take. People are going to kill me for this
• 46:10
  because I know this is a Disney tradition. I
• 46:12
  never liked eating on a trash can and using it
• 46:17
  as a table. I know. How dare you? But I came
• 46:24
  from the culinary world. That's, you know, there's
• 46:26
  a distinction that we make between trash and
• 46:29
  where it's kept and cleanliness of the food and
• 46:32
  whatnot. So just me putting my food down on a
• 46:36
  trash can never, never been my thing. I never
• 46:39
  wanted that. I never thought that was the best
• 46:42
  idea. That was always like, like worst case scenario,
• 46:46
  right? When they're all the tables are taken
• 46:47
  out and you would have to do that. I didn't,
• 46:50
  I wasn't looking. to go to the trash can. I never
• 46:52
  wanted to practice being homeless. Like I never
• 46:55
  wanted that. So I know, but haven't, haven't
• 46:59
  we all been there? Like I with you a hundred
• 47:02
  percent, James, it's the worst. And yet I have
• 47:04
  done it on multiple occasions. I know. I know.
• 47:09
  And people, you know, you've heard this. People
• 47:12
  are losing their minds because the trash cans
• 47:15
  have changed in Epcot. You can no longer just
• 47:18
  put your tray on it. It'll fall off. It's rounded
• 47:20
  at the top, the new trash can. So people are
• 47:24
  going crazy right now. But they've done something
• 47:27
  along all the railings that they have in World
• 47:30
  Showcase. They started putting up these. Not
• 47:35
  boards, panels where you could stand and eat
• 47:37
  like you used to at the trash can. But now it's
• 47:40
  an actual clean surface that doesn't have, you
• 47:44
  know, trash and disposables inside of it. That's
• 47:47
  a little bit, you know, more cleanly for you.
• 47:50
  So they're trying to make up for it. But yeah,
• 47:53
  I never liked eating on the Disney trash can.
• 47:56
  I'm sorry. People don't hate me. You're going
• 48:00
  to get so much hate for this. You're going to
• 48:01
  get all these comments blasting you, James. It's
• 48:03
  going to be wild. You better buckle up. Keep
• 48:07
  your hands and arms inside the vehicle because
• 48:09
  you better buckle up, my friend. I'm going to
• 48:12
  be sent on Space Mountain. I know. I get it.
• 48:14
  Oh, that's exactly right. Yeah, they're going
• 48:15
  to be like, hey, you're going to have to suffer
• 48:17
  the same punishment that you were trying to dole
• 48:19
  out to everybody else, James. This is going to
• 48:21
  happen. This is the reality. This is your new
• 48:23
  reality. Okay, so when you're out in the parks
• 48:27
  and you and Devin are filming. I think some of
• 48:31
  the stuff you guys do are just like riffing off
• 48:33
  the fly. And some of the things you guys have
• 48:34
  like written some jokes and stuff. So when you
• 48:36
  have, tell me this, who's the first person to
• 48:40
  break between you and Devin? It's funny. Cause
• 48:44
  I think it's Devin. Like, cause I'm so silly
• 48:46
  and animated. I'll do something. He'll just start
• 48:49
  laughing. Like one of the cool things about our
• 48:52
  videos is. The genuine laugh at the end of our
• 48:55
  videos is us truly cracking up because we're
• 48:58
  like, we can't believe how silly we're being.
• 49:00
  And we leave those in on purpose on a lot of
• 49:02
  our videos. Like, I'll make Devin laugh. If I
• 49:05
  can make Devin break, that's my goal. He likes
• 49:07
  to make me scared to get on certain attractions.
• 49:09
  I like to see him break during an actual sketch.
• 49:12
  If I can do that, I know I'm doing a good job
• 49:15
  on this sketch, man. Yeah, that's what I love
• 49:18
  about doing these. Oh, I made Devin laugh. Oh,
• 49:21
  and Devin's like, oh, we got to stop. I knew
• 49:25
  I got him. Cut, cut, cut, cut. We got to refill.
• 49:28
  I can't do it. I can't do it. We were doing,
• 49:31
  we do these reviews of different toys and stuff
• 49:34
  that you can buy on property. We were at Animal
• 49:36
  Kingdom and they had this little squishy blob
• 49:40
  you could buy. And it was in the shape of a bao
• 49:43
  bun. And we had these little bao bun baskets
• 49:45
  that you would buy them in. So we were just reviewing
• 49:47
  it. And Devin's like, oh, this is a little bao
• 49:50
  bun basket. I'm like, hmm, funny thing. That
• 49:52
  was my nickname in college. And he's like, I
• 49:55
  was like, why wait? That's my favorite thing
• 50:01
  to make Devin break. You know what? I'm going
• 50:04
  to take that one because my kids are now going
• 50:06
  to know you as that because they love those Battle
• 50:08
  Bun things. Like, they are obsessed with them
• 50:11
  here. Oh, my gosh. Like, I don't know if it's
• 50:14
  to the same degree there where you're out in
• 50:15
  Florida, but here in Utah, it's like everybody
• 50:17
  wants them. You get to go to the Five Below store
• 50:19
  to get them, and you open them up to see what
• 50:21
  weird color it is. And so, like, my kids have
• 50:24
  just way too many of them, and they love them.
• 50:27
  So that's going to be – I'm going to be like,
• 50:29
  guess who I talked to today? Battle Bun Basket.
• 50:35
  Oh, my gosh. That's funny. I did not know it
• 50:37
  was so popular out there. All right. Oh, it's
• 50:39
  huge. It's huge. These kids these days, they
• 50:41
  love it. They love it. Okay. So I'm going to
• 50:43
  take you to a quick this or that. Well, maybe
• 50:46
  it won't be so quick. The rapid fire will be
• 50:48
  quick. But we're going to do this or that for
• 50:50
  just a minute here if you're game for it. You
• 50:51
  ready for this or that? I'm ready. Now, I always
• 50:55
  tell people, if you've got some controversial
• 50:56
  opinions, James, I am not going to be afraid
• 50:58
  to call you out on it. Okay? So you better be
• 51:00
  ready. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. So Stitch or Abu?
• 51:09
  Stitch. Stitch. I'm with you. I'm with you. If
• 51:13
  you know me – wait a minute. Wait, sir. Wait
• 51:16
  a second. Hold on. I'm about that life. Oh, there
• 51:20
  it is. You are about that life. I'm about – I'm
• 51:24
  telling you, man. You know that Stitch is my
• 51:26
  jam. I love Stitch, man. Yeah. That was a softball.
• 51:30
  You're like, yeah, boom. Well, yeah. Thank you
• 51:33
  for asking me that. So people know I have a love
• 51:35
  for Stitch, man. I really do. Are you excited
• 51:39
  for the Stitch 2 live action? I am. Here's why
• 51:45
  I thought the live action stitch worked because
• 51:48
  they didn't make the same movie frame by frame.
• 51:52
  They changed some things, made some stuff different.
• 51:54
  So it was a new experience. Here's my hot take
• 51:57
  for people when it comes to Disney movies. If
• 52:00
  we're going to make a live action version five
• 52:04
  years later. it needs to be a new property because
• 52:08
  all we're doing is re -watching a cgi movie that's
• 52:11
  been turned into a cgi movie when we added a
• 52:14
  couple live actors in it i i think it's just
• 52:18
  i don't understand it but hey if it's your thing
• 52:22
  but for me my hot take it needs to be a different
• 52:26
  movie if you want me to go support it yeah so
• 52:29
  you're hoping that stitch 2 is a little different
• 52:31
  uh you're hoping that tangled live action's a
• 52:33
  little different Hopefully it is. Yes. Yes. Don't
• 52:37
  just give me the same movie frame by frame. I
• 52:39
  saw the movie. It was great. I saw it. I don't
• 52:42
  need a new updated version of it. That's the
• 52:44
  same. Yeah. Okay. How about this one? Stitch's
• 52:50
  plasma blaster or Aladdin's lamp. Oh, the plasma
• 52:55
  blaster. These are too easy for you. If it's
• 52:58
  going to be stitched, it's too easy. Let me tell
• 53:01
  you why, though, because if you shoot a plasma
• 53:04
  blaster at a theme park, people tend to move
• 53:07
  out of the way. It's all I'm saying. Like, I
• 53:12
  get exactly where I need to go. I'm just going
• 53:13
  to fire this thing off. Bro, you've heard of
• 53:15
  a lightning lane? Plasma gun lane. I'm telling
• 53:18
  you, bro. Way more effective. If Disney Imagineers
• 53:23
  are listening, I'm just telling you. It's like
• 53:26
  Princess Bride, right? Andre the Giant. Everybody
• 53:29
  move. Right? Everybody just splits up. Plasma
• 53:32
  blaster. Yep. Everybody's out the way. I love
• 53:37
  it. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. What do you know?
• 53:41
  Okay. How about this? A 45 -minute stand -up
• 53:44
  set to a completely silent room, or it's a small
• 53:49
  world on loop for three hours. 45 minutes. 45
• 53:54
  minutes to dead silence. Just people looking
• 53:56
  at me. That's a lot of Small World. Let me tell
• 54:00
  you something. If you ever rode Small World twice
• 54:02
  in a row, I did that. Because we had two of the
• 54:06
  kids with us in one part of Magic Kingdom. And
• 54:09
  my mother -in -law had the other two kids. And
• 54:12
  I'd just gotten off with two of the kids. And
• 54:14
  the other kids wanted to ride it. And the mother
• 54:17
  -in -law was like, my knees, I can't do this.
• 54:20
  So I had to go on with them. Yeah. Woo. Two times
• 54:24
  in a row. That's a lot of small world. That is
• 54:27
  a lot. I almost jumped in the water. I'm just
• 54:30
  saying. You're ready to bail. Get me out of here.
• 54:33
  Pretty much. I'm like, I wish the world were
• 54:35
  bigger. Way too small. Way too small. That's
• 54:41
  one of the rides that I, again, for Disney lovers,
• 54:44
  it's. They love it. They nostalgia for it while
• 54:47
  themselves created it. And I get all of that.
• 54:50
  The only way I like going on that ride, James,
• 54:53
  is if it's the middle of the day and it's super
• 54:55
  hot and I need a break and I'm going to take
• 54:57
  a nap. Give me that 10 minute nap and it's fine.
• 55:01
  I'll sleep. My kids will enjoy it. It's good.
• 55:03
  I've mastered the like taking a nap when you
• 55:05
  like fold your arms, kind of lay back and your
• 55:08
  head goes down, you know? Yeah. I can do that.
• 55:11
  I can do that. And then I can make it work. Other
• 55:13
  than that, I'm like, I'll pass. You guys go on
• 55:15
  that. I'll go eat a churro or something. But
• 55:19
  could you imagine three hours of that? That's
• 55:22
  a lot. It would be torture. It'd be like Chinese
• 55:26
  water torture, right? Where they're dripping
• 55:27
  the water on your head. Oh my God. No, no. Okay,
• 55:36
  so speaking of Disney food, how about this? Eat
• 55:39
  only turkey legs for a week or only Disney corn
• 55:43
  dogs for a week? I'm team corn dog. Corn dog
• 55:47
  all day. Disney got great corn dogs. And I know
• 55:52
  there's a lot of you who love the turkey legs.
• 55:55
  I know my manatee friend out there, he loves
• 55:58
  those. This is going to be a hot take, and I
• 56:01
  tell people. i am not a fan of the disney turkey
• 56:05
  leg i am it's not my favorite at all out of all
• 56:09
  the wonderful delicious snacks and treats that
• 56:13
  they make that's on the bottom of my list i am
• 56:15
  not a turkey leg fan i really am not i know don't
• 56:19
  hate me people i'm just being honest i'm yeah
• 56:22
  really okay and it for me it goes back to that's
• 56:27
  actually not disney's fault but i remember it
• 56:30
  was I graduated law school. Some family and a
• 56:34
  friend came into town. We drove up to Dallas
• 56:38
  because I went to law school at Baylor, which
• 56:40
  is in Waco. We drove up to Dallas and went to
• 56:41
  Six Flags. We got a Six Flags there. And it was
• 56:45
  super hot. I had not hydrated well, and I was
• 56:49
  super hungry. And so I got a turkey leg they
• 56:52
  had there. and then i was so sick the rest of
• 56:56
  the day like i couldn't hardly go on a ride like
• 56:59
  my head was pounding i was other things and since
• 57:03
  then like i can't even hardly see the turkey
• 57:05
  legs i'm like nope fast that's not gonna be for
• 57:07
  me i'm not doing a turkey leg yeah i i don't
• 57:11
  hate them it's just not close to being my favorite.
• 57:14
  I just think they're okay. And I know there's
• 57:17
  going to be people who hear this and they're
• 57:18
  going to lose their minds. I'm sorry. I'm just
• 57:21
  being honest with you. I'd rather have a corn
• 57:24
  dog. Yeah. I mean, cause the corn dogs are really
• 57:26
  good too. I mean, they're like delicious. A little
• 57:29
  bit of mustard, like corn dog, mustard. Oh man.
• 57:32
  I could, I could eat that right now. Oh yes.
• 57:35
  I'm going to go get one. I'm going to have the
• 57:36
  chef here on the ship, make a corn dog. Yeah.
• 57:39
  And what's, what's hard is, is I, Because I just
• 57:43
  in recent years have developed this gluten intolerance.
• 57:46
  I can take a gluten pill. I've tried a whole
• 57:50
  bunch. I've experimented with a whole bunch.
• 57:51
  I found some that won't make me as sick if I
• 57:55
  have some, but I have to really want it because
• 57:58
  I'm still not going to feel great. Disney churro,
• 58:02
  Disney corn dog, I will do it. Give me that pill.
• 58:05
  Give me that gluten pill. I'm going to eat that
• 58:06
  corn dog. I'm going to eat that churro. It's
• 58:08
  worth it. I will totally do it. It's like Texas
• 58:10
  Roadhouse Rolls. I will do it. It's delicious.
• 58:12
  I'm making it happen. Texas Roadhouse Rolls,
• 58:16
  sir. Right? You took me to a happy place. You
• 58:21
  see me closing my eyes like you? So good. God
• 58:28
  bless you. It's embarrassing, James, how many
• 58:31
  rolls I'll eat when I go because we don't go
• 58:34
  that often. And I'm going to have to have a pill.
• 58:36
  So it's like if I'm in. man i'm all in seriously
• 58:40
  it's i probably eat 10 to 14 rolls when i go
• 58:44
  like that's embarrassing like it's ridiculous
• 58:46
  but i'm like brother bringing more bring in two
• 58:50
  two baskets don't give me one basket give me
• 58:53
  two baskets Brother, that's impressive that you
• 58:57
  can put that many down. I would stand up and
• 59:00
  give you a slow clap like, okay, yep, mm -hmm,
• 59:03
  yep. They're so good. They're so addicting. It's
• 59:08
  just like a Pringles. Once you pop, you can't
• 59:11
  stop, you know? There you go. That's how my wife
• 59:14
  was giving birth. Yeah, just one right after
• 59:19
  the other. She's just like, yeah, have another
• 59:20
  one. Let's have another one. Here we go. We thought
• 59:24
  of naming our kid Pringles the first one. You
• 59:26
  should have, right? You should have. Maybe that's
• 59:30
  the nickname. Okay, how about this one? This
• 59:32
  also might lead to a hot take. Tiana's Bayou
• 59:36
  Adventure or Splash Mountain? Ooh, I see what
• 59:42
  you did there. Well, it's easy for James because
• 59:46
  remember how we talked about me, well, people
• 59:49
  seeing videos of me being terrified to get on
• 59:52
  Tower of Terror? Yes. What makes you think I
• 59:55
  feel anything different about going down a steep
• 59:58
  waterfall in a log? So you can keep both of them,
• 1:00:05
  okay? Pass. Neither. The answer is neither. Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Bro. Have you never been on it? Once. And I was
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  small. I took, I think, a 30 -year layoff, it
• 1:00:22
  feels like, 20 years at least. I did it one time
• 1:00:25
  and I thought, oh my gosh, I'm never doing this
• 1:00:28
  again. This is horrible. So I believe, the reason
• 1:00:32
  I bring it up, we did this whole campaign for
• 1:00:35
  St. Jude's, the good people there. If you donate
• 1:00:39
  a certain amount of money, our fans, I would
• 1:00:41
  get on Tower of Terror. And I thought it would
• 1:00:43
  take weeks or a month to get there because it
• 1:00:46
  was close to $5 ,000. was the goal. The next
• 1:00:51
  morning, the money was there. The next morning,
• 1:00:55
  so many of you wonderful people donated to St.
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  Jude's. And I want to believe it's because you
• 1:01:00
  really think it's a great cause, but a part of
• 1:01:02
  me believes you just wanted to see me cry because
• 1:01:05
  the money, we put the video out in the evening
• 1:01:09
  and the next morning. people had donated the
• 1:01:12
  full amount and went over i couldn't believe
• 1:01:14
  it so i i actually had to get on tower of terror
• 1:01:17
  and i am terrified of that ride like i was having
• 1:01:22
  heart palpitations i thought i wrote a will to
• 1:01:24
  my wife which was funny because she owns everything
• 1:01:28
  already so it was just it was that was that colton
• 1:01:31
  and jamal was it colton and jamal that did that
• 1:01:37
  That Colton is a handsome lawyer. But yeah, I
• 1:01:41
  actually got on the ride and it's the funniest
• 1:01:45
  thing. I had worked it up in my head that it
• 1:01:47
  was going to be the worst experience in my life
• 1:01:50
  riding that ride. I was so terrified. It was
• 1:01:52
  so ingrained in my memory how bad it would be
• 1:01:56
  to get on something that dropped. And I rode
• 1:01:59
  it the first time. and realized it wasn't bad
• 1:02:02
  not only was it not bad and it nearly wasn't
• 1:02:05
  as bad as i thought it would be but i actually
• 1:02:07
  enjoyed it so when i got off the ride all the
• 1:02:11
  cast members kind of knew who we were and they
• 1:02:13
  said well did you like it and i said actually
• 1:02:16
  i did and they're like you want to ride it again
• 1:02:19
  i'm like Okay. And I went on it again. I brought
• 1:02:24
  my wife the next day and we rode it together
• 1:02:27
  again. And now it's become one of my favorite
• 1:02:29
  rides at Disney Hollywood Studios. And I just
• 1:02:33
  think about the fact that. I let that fear over
• 1:02:36
  time get to me and it made me afraid to try something
• 1:02:39
  that I now love. And I think about that life,
• 1:02:42
  like do the things that scare you in life because
• 1:02:45
  there are probably things you're gonna really
• 1:02:47
  enjoy and you don't give yourself enough credit
• 1:02:50
  or you don't give yourself enough, you don't
• 1:02:53
  think that you can do things and we put a mental
• 1:02:55
  block in our head. You gotta stop that. That's
• 1:02:58
  the one thing I'm learning in my old age now
• 1:02:59
  is you can do the things that you thought you
• 1:03:02
  couldn't do. if you just try to do them you can
• 1:03:05
  really do it you can accomplish anything in life
• 1:03:07
  i'm a firm believer in that now if i can ride
• 1:03:10
  roller coasters if i can get on tower of terror
• 1:03:12
  there's there's nothing that i can't do if i
• 1:03:15
  put my mind to it yeah and what i what i actually
• 1:03:18
  really love about this this particular story
• 1:03:20
  and why there is a real life lesson here too
• 1:03:21
  is not only is it that we we sometimes build
• 1:03:25
  it up too much we tell ourselves this narrative
• 1:03:27
  of what it's going to be that keeps us from doing
• 1:03:29
  it and also the value in the support that we
• 1:03:34
  have around us right and in in the community
• 1:03:37
  stepping up to donate for like for obviously
• 1:03:41
  an amazing cause i mean who who doesn't want
• 1:03:43
  to donate disney jude's right it's incredible
• 1:03:45
  and also like that support of like hey we're
• 1:03:47
  also here to like support you trying this thing
• 1:03:49
  and devin's there to support you trying this
• 1:03:51
  thing and you know what power support can we
• 1:03:54
  have to us And also what support we can have
• 1:03:57
  to other people when they're maybe keeping themselves
• 1:04:00
  held back, when they're afraid to do something.
• 1:04:02
  Can we bring in some support to them? And honestly,
• 1:04:05
  I think a little bit of levity and humor is a
• 1:04:07
  great way to do it, right? A great cause to help
• 1:04:11
  people through difficult times. Help them when
• 1:04:14
  they're holding themselves back when they shouldn't
• 1:04:16
  because they're capable of a lot more than they
• 1:04:19
  think. I think there's a lot of lessons in that,
• 1:04:20
  James. There's so many. And yeah. i gotta say
• 1:04:25
  i got to be a part of something like saint jude's
• 1:04:28
  and the wonderful cause that they are and they
• 1:04:30
  were it's funny because when i made the little
• 1:04:32
  proclamation that i would get on the ride if
• 1:04:34
  they donated saint jude's actually commented
• 1:04:37
  and was like oh my gosh we love this like you
• 1:04:40
  know what i mean they're like this is a great
• 1:04:41
  way to bring awareness to what we do so i got
• 1:04:45
  to overcome my fear saint jude got got a great
• 1:04:48
  donation in fact devin became the number one
• 1:04:50
  donor and those brackets they were using for
• 1:04:53
  you know influencers he was number one because
• 1:04:55
  of all the great support that they showed us
• 1:04:57
  so it was a win -win most definitely man i was
• 1:05:01
  very happy to be a part of it okay so then i
• 1:05:04
  guess that that begs the question of when are
• 1:05:07
  you going to go on guardians of the galaxy in
• 1:05:09
  disney california adventure okay that's a great
• 1:05:13
  question because we're actually planning on a
• 1:05:14
  trip to go to disneyland to go to um um the california
• 1:05:18
  and when we do i just lost you for a second i
• 1:05:21
  just lost it for a second give me that again
• 1:05:23
  okay we actually made a plan me and devin are
• 1:05:27
  going to disneyland and i will be writing guardians
• 1:05:30
  of the galaxy over there and of course we're
• 1:05:32
  going to It's coming up soon. I think the first
• 1:05:36
  of the year we're going to be going out there
• 1:05:39
  and it'll be a great trip. I think I'm bringing
• 1:05:41
  my son, Noah, who Noah's my all my kids love
• 1:05:44
  theme parks. But Noah has a special love of theme
• 1:05:48
  parks like his dad. And he wants to go with me.
• 1:05:50
  So I think that's going to be our trip. Me, him
• 1:05:52
  and Devin are going to go out there and I'm going
• 1:05:54
  to ride. guardians of the galaxy i'm gonna film
• 1:05:57
  it of course because if i don't it didn't really
• 1:05:59
  happen so you guys will see me get on that for
• 1:06:02
  the first and i'm gonna be nervous because it's
• 1:06:04
  a new attraction i'm always nervous no matter
• 1:06:06
  what new attraction i get on so i'll be doing
• 1:06:09
  that and i think the next thing we do to help
• 1:06:12
  out charity for for theme park comedians i think
• 1:06:16
  i'm gonna be riding Tiana's. I was going to ask
• 1:06:20
  exactly that thing, James. I was just going to
• 1:06:22
  say you've got to do another fundraiser for Tiana's
• 1:06:25
  Bayou Adventure. You have to. That is brilliant.
• 1:06:27
  That is brilliant. Oh, gosh. I love how excited
• 1:06:30
  people get when I'm going to be terrified. You've
• 1:06:32
  got to do this, James. It's going to be great.
• 1:06:35
  But if it helps a good cause, I'm willing to
• 1:06:38
  do anything and be terrified, to be scared. And
• 1:06:42
  I'm scared of that ride. I really am. It's worked
• 1:06:45
  up in my head like Tower of Terror. So I think
• 1:06:47
  I know that's going to be the next one. So when
• 1:06:51
  you go out to Disneyland, are you going to meet
• 1:06:53
  up with the magical millennial? I think her name's
• 1:06:55
  Megan. I'm going to travel. Yes, absolutely.
• 1:06:58
  And I definitely want to meet my friend Biscuit.
• 1:07:01
  I want to meet, yes, Jeremy. Oh, yeah. He is
• 1:07:03
  so funny. They're amazing. Bro, he, oh my gosh.
• 1:07:07
  His energy, his love. It just seems boundless.
• 1:07:10
  His energy doesn't stop. I'm just like, this
• 1:07:12
  guy has so much energy. I love it. It's infectious.
• 1:07:16
  Watching his videos where he just walks for no
• 1:07:19
  reason. Like, I'm going to see if I can walk
• 1:07:20
  10 miles to Disney real quick and see if I can
• 1:07:22
  do it in an hour. I'm like, you can Uber. It'll
• 1:07:30
  be fine. It does exist. It does. I think you're
• 1:07:35
  going to love the Guardians ride. So when DCA
• 1:07:40
  first opened up. Tower of Terror became my favorite
• 1:07:43
  ride. I absolutely loved it. I loved the whole
• 1:07:44
  experience of it. I loved the throwback to Twilight
• 1:07:46
  Zone. It just made it so creepy and fun. And
• 1:07:49
  I was so nervous, James, when they said we're
• 1:07:52
  going to change it. I was like, oh, how can you
• 1:07:55
  do that to my beloved Tower of Terror? It can't
• 1:07:58
  be possible. And then they did it. and now it's
• 1:08:02
  my favorite ride at dca the dis the guardians
• 1:08:04
  version is so fun and and and i mean it's just
• 1:08:08
  so light -hearted obviously the guardians are
• 1:08:10
  hilarious right but they've created it in such
• 1:08:13
  a way that just brings so much joy i mean i just
• 1:08:15
  go on and i just laugh the whole time whereas
• 1:08:17
  before it's a little creepy right you're like
• 1:08:19
  scared but have to creepiness now just sit there
• 1:08:20
  and laugh it's like this laughing the whole time
• 1:08:22
  with this amazing music playing and this hilarious
• 1:08:24
  story they've created i think you're gonna love
• 1:08:27
  it I am excited. I'm a comic book geek. So I
• 1:08:30
  love Guardians of the Galaxy, of course. So I'm
• 1:08:33
  looking forward to that. But I'm not going to
• 1:08:35
  lie. I'm still going to be nervous. Oh, sure.
• 1:08:38
  It's a new experience, man. But I'll do it for
• 1:08:40
  the people. I do it for you guys. Do it for the
• 1:08:42
  people. I'll do it for the people. The people,
• 1:08:44
  yeah. Hey, one more thing before we move on.
• 1:08:48
  There's a show I've gotten really into lately
• 1:08:50
  called The Wisdom of Walt. And I don't usually
• 1:08:53
  do this, but it's earned it. If our show is your
• 1:08:56
  kind of thing, I'll bet you'll enjoy that one
• 1:08:58
  too. So go give it a listen. All right, let's
• 1:09:01
  go to a little rapid fire. You ready for this?
• 1:09:05
  I think I am. Okay, favorite Disney movie? Lilo
• 1:09:10
  and Stitch. Easy one, right? Favorite Disney
• 1:09:13
  song? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. i'm just in my head
• 1:09:23
  there's so many i love them oh my gosh um you're
• 1:09:27
  gonna colors of the wind oh it's a lovely song
• 1:09:30
  really is yeah that's a great one that's a really
• 1:09:34
  good choice i haven't gotten that one much and
• 1:09:36
  i really i like that song too it's great it brings
• 1:09:39
  you back yeah favorite disney princess snow white
• 1:09:44
  snow white okay you're going throwback all the
• 1:09:48
  way to the beginning I remember, it's my very
• 1:09:52
  first cartoon crush. I remember watching that
• 1:09:55
  movie going, huh, I think I like brunettes. I
• 1:10:02
  get your blondes and all that, but yeah, something
• 1:10:05
  about this one. Bro, for me, that was Jasmine.
• 1:10:09
  I remember, I was like, Jasmine, girl. Gotcha,
• 1:10:13
  yeah. Because I was like, yeah. I'm old. So,
• 1:10:17
  yeah. That was Snow White was for me. But Jasmine's
• 1:10:21
  a good one. Jasmine's a good one. Because she
• 1:10:23
  comes with a very, like, different aesthetic
• 1:10:27
  than what we were used to as far as princesses.
• 1:10:29
  So, I definitely understand that. I thought she
• 1:10:31
  was the beastie, man. Yeah. Favorite Disney hero?
• 1:10:38
  Wow. 626. Okay, let's go. Let's go. I love that.
• 1:10:47
  Favorite ride in all of Disney. Guardians of
• 1:10:52
  the Galaxy. Guardians of the Galaxy. Cosmic Rewind.
• 1:10:57
  Cosmic Rewind. It's so innovative. Everything
• 1:11:00
  that happens on that ride was new as far as experiencing
• 1:11:04
  for me. And I've been on all kinds of attractions.
• 1:11:09
  The storyline, great, funny. Love the Guardians.
• 1:11:11
  Just the pre -show is amazing. Just the whole
• 1:11:15
  experience of being teleported. You feel like
• 1:11:18
  you're actually going somewhere new. And when
• 1:11:20
  you get on the actual ride, the fact you're like,
• 1:11:23
  yeah, we do launches when it comes to roller
• 1:11:25
  coasters, but let's do it backwards. Come on!
• 1:11:30
  Let's have your car spinning the whole time,
• 1:11:33
  right? Like, this way, going down the track.
• 1:11:36
  Yeah. Let's have huge LED screens where you're
• 1:11:42
  watching an actual movie as you're riding this
• 1:11:45
  thrill ride going by at 60 miles per hour. What
• 1:11:49
  an amazing attraction, man. There's nothing like
• 1:11:53
  it. It's a thrill every single time. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:11:56
  it is absolutely phenomenal. That's why for me
• 1:11:58
  in Disney World anyways. epcot's gotta be my
• 1:12:02
  favorite land because i love that ride i love
• 1:12:04
  ratatouille i love yeah the frozen ride right
• 1:12:08
  like it's just yes test track is fantastic oh
• 1:12:12
  man it's just like bangers after bangers after
• 1:12:15
  bangers there it's just like i enjoy so many
• 1:12:17
  of the things i've got epcot's so great um mission
• 1:12:20
  phase yeah yeah you're a big fan especially when
• 1:12:24
  you get stuck on it right oh my gosh i break
• 1:12:28
  everything Everything I get on at Epcot, I break.
• 1:12:33
  And I'm sorry, guys. I don't know why. I broke
• 1:12:36
  Ratatouille twice in one week. I broke Spaceship
• 1:12:39
  Earth. I don't know. I'm sorry. They just see
• 1:12:42
  you coming like, shut it down. Shut it down.
• 1:12:45
  Shut it down, number one. I'm going to go Beverly
• 1:12:51
  Machine for everybody. That's what I'm going
• 1:12:53
  to do. Use my powers for good. Did you say Beverly
• 1:12:57
  Machine? Yes. I'm going to go break it. You know,
• 1:12:59
  the famous Beverly drink. The terrible drink.
• 1:13:02
  Yes. I'm going to go break that. Go break that.
• 1:13:05
  Like nobody wants that. How do they still have
• 1:13:07
  that there? Like it's terrible. Well, I think
• 1:13:11
  it's a rite of passage. I think certain women
• 1:13:13
  will marry a man if he actually drinks it. He
• 1:13:17
  has to drink the cup of Beverly to be able to
• 1:13:19
  pass and to marry me. And there's guys who are
• 1:13:23
  like, you know what? Let's just be friends. Not
• 1:13:25
  worth it. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm out. Yeah.
• 1:13:29
  How about for you, your favorite land to visit
• 1:13:33
  or your park to visit? What's your favorite park
• 1:13:35
  of all the parks? Epcot. Epcot. Simple. Epcot.
• 1:13:39
  And there's so much to do. So much great food.
• 1:13:42
  The festivals, the drinks. It's Epcot, man. Nothing
• 1:13:45
  comes close to me. Yeah, I love it. Favorite
• 1:13:49
  Disney park treat? Ooh, the ice cream sandwich
• 1:13:55
  at Animal Kingdom. Okay. It's a cookie. It's
• 1:14:00
  square. Ice cream and a brownie on the bottom.
• 1:14:05
  Ooh. Bro. That sounds pretty good. It's good.
• 1:14:12
  Followed closely by Dole Whip because come on.
• 1:14:15
  Come on. That's good. It's hard for me to not
• 1:14:18
  go to the tiki room and not get Dole Whip. Like
• 1:14:20
  if I'm going to be going to the tiki room, which
• 1:14:22
  that is a nostalgia one I actually like. Now
• 1:14:25
  I want a Dole Whip. I want to be eating that
• 1:14:26
  Dole Whip while I'm waiting for the show to start.
• 1:14:28
  I want to like, yes, give me some Dole Whip.
• 1:14:30
  Love it. yes what's your favorite disney food
• 1:14:34
  so non like dessert what's your favorite disney
• 1:14:36
  food oh that's hard i love all of it oh i know
• 1:14:42
  you're a culinary guy this one was gonna be challenging
• 1:14:44
  they had at goose um um little shack during the
• 1:14:50
  festival they had one of the best things i've
• 1:14:51
  ever eaten in my life and it was so simply done
• 1:14:53
  it was a slider but it was a blackened catfish
• 1:14:57
  slider with a garlic aioli on it. It was me and
• 1:15:02
  Devin would go back numerous times. It was one
• 1:15:05
  of those special things that you can't get all
• 1:15:06
  the time. So it just made it that special. Oh,
• 1:15:09
  my gosh. It was so good. Oh, my God. It was so
• 1:15:13
  good. And I will say one other thing. Epcot's
• 1:15:16
  so great during the festivals. During food and
• 1:15:18
  wine. They have this Irish nachos. They have
• 1:15:24
  these kettle chips. They fry fresh. They have
• 1:15:27
  shredded corned beef. And they have a beer white
• 1:15:31
  cheese that goes over it. It is one of the best
• 1:15:34
  things I've ever eaten in my life. Oh, my. I'm
• 1:15:37
  tearing up right now. Oh, my gosh. It's so good.
• 1:15:41
  You got to try it. You got to come for wine.
• 1:15:43
  yeah the food the food and wine festival at dca
• 1:15:45
  isn't quite what it is there but they do some
• 1:15:47
  good stuff and i remember a couple years ago
• 1:15:50
  the food and wine festival there they had a snickers
• 1:15:53
  macaron shaped like mickey it was so because
• 1:15:59
  i love macarons in general like i eat those up
• 1:16:02
  they're so good yes but then they had a snickers
• 1:16:05
  and it was bigger because it was a mickey head
• 1:16:07
  like oh man i still dream about that one of the
• 1:16:12
  things that disney does better than any theme
• 1:16:14
  park i've ever been at is the food they're just
• 1:16:17
  great at making good food man oh my god yeah
• 1:16:20
  and it didn't used to be that way because look
• 1:16:23
  when we were growing up it was mediocre but they
• 1:16:26
  have really made concerted effort to take that
• 1:16:28
  to the next level and i think they have knocked
• 1:16:31
  it out of the park i think it's terrific they
• 1:16:33
  really have and being that my son jack has celiac
• 1:16:36
  what i love Every Disney park, every restaurant
• 1:16:41
  has gluten -free options. The chef will come
• 1:16:45
  out and personally make the food for you to make
• 1:16:47
  sure there's no cross -contamination, that you're
• 1:16:49
  going to be safe. And I love that Disney takes
• 1:16:52
  that extra step where a lot of theme parks are
• 1:16:55
  very far behind that. So shout out to Disney
• 1:16:58
  as always. Yeah, they definitely do a great job.
• 1:17:00
  Okay, how about this then? Favorite Disney restaurant?
• 1:17:04
  Ooh, Yak and the Yeti. yak and yeti at animal
• 1:17:09
  kingdom if you've never been and i'm not this
• 1:17:13
  is not an advertiser they do not pay devin and
• 1:17:15
  i it is one of the best restaurants i've ever
• 1:17:18
  been to period not at a theme park period it
• 1:17:24
  is that good we went in there and the owner said
• 1:17:27
  james you guys have to try something and i said
• 1:17:29
  what he goes we make a very special appetizer
• 1:17:32
  it's a ahi tuna nacho i said they take mounds
• 1:17:40
  and mounds of ahi tuna and i'm not just saying
• 1:17:42
  that i mean mounds of it cut it into beautiful
• 1:17:45
  squares and instead of using tortilla chips they
• 1:17:48
  use wonton chips that they fry fresh they put
• 1:17:53
  it over a bed of shredded lettuce the wontons
• 1:17:56
  then all the ahi tuna shredded lettuce a sweet
• 1:17:59
  ginger sauce a sour cream oh my we're not It's
• 1:18:05
  so good that they make shirts that says ahi tuna
• 1:18:09
  nachos. If you know, you know. And I know. People,
• 1:18:15
  let me tell you, that was just the appetizer.
• 1:18:19
  Then it's an Asian blend place, an Asian fusion.
• 1:18:21
  They have, oh my gosh, so much. They have pho.
• 1:18:24
  They have all these different rice dishes with
• 1:18:27
  fresh chicken. And the flavors are amazing. Yak
• 1:18:31
  and Yeti is absolutely one of the best restaurants.
• 1:18:33
  And then I ate their, oh my God, butter cake
• 1:18:37
  for dessert. i literally drove to tallahassee
• 1:18:41
  and slapped my mama when i ate it it's that good
• 1:18:52
  Write it down. And I used to say Victoria and
• 1:18:54
  Albers. That's the fine dining restaurant that
• 1:18:56
  wins awards. It's a beautiful seven -course meal.
• 1:18:59
  But that Yak and Yeti, the value for what you
• 1:19:03
  pay and what you get, the experience, the ambiance
• 1:19:06
  of looking out into Animal Kingdom while you
• 1:19:08
  eat, Yak and Yeti, hands down. Yeah, sounds awesome.
• 1:19:12
  That's definitely going to be on my list. I'm
• 1:19:13
  going to make sure I do that because I actually
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  really like Animal Kingdom. I think it's terrific.
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  Gross. Amazing. Okay, how about this is the last
• 1:19:20
  rapid fire question. Name a Disney villain who
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  would actually be great as a stand -up comedian.
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  Ursula. Yep. Ursula. She'd be so good. She'd
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  be so good. Ursula is wonderful. I think she's
• 1:19:41
  just a misunderstood villain. I don't think Ursula
• 1:19:43
  did anything wrong, by the way. This is my hot
• 1:19:45
  take. She made a contract with a young lady and
• 1:19:48
  she didn't live up to it. Where I come from in
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  the legal field, that's breach of contract. Yeah,
• 1:19:56
  Colton and Jamal got that one locked in. That
• 1:19:58
  is a breach of contract. Now we're going to execute
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  on what the consequences were for breaching that
• 1:20:02
  contract. Yeah, I'm just going to. What we have
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  here, Your Honor, is a failure to communicate.
• 1:20:07
  Literally, she couldn't talk. I'm just saying.
• 1:20:13
  Ursula is so in your face, so herself and okay
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  with being that, I think that would shine through
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  as a stand -up comic. I think she would be absolutely
• 1:20:23
  hilarious. Like, she would be someone's... She
• 1:20:27
  looks like everybody's favorite auntie on stage.
• 1:20:30
  You know what I mean? Yeah. She'd be funny. And
• 1:20:33
  she delivers stuff with a smile, too. She's like,
• 1:20:36
  hey, it's okay. You don't got your voice. You
• 1:20:37
  got your looks. You got your pretty face. And
• 1:20:39
  don't underestimate the power of body language.
• 1:20:41
  You're like, girl, all right. She's not messing
• 1:20:43
  around. She delivers some truth with a smile.
• 1:20:46
  I like it, Ursula. She got material. She's already
• 1:20:50
  ready, man. I'm telling you, Ursula would absolutely
• 1:20:53
  kill it as a stand -up, man. Yeah, she would
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  slay. Well, James, it's been such a pleasure
• 1:20:58
  visiting with you and learning about your background,
• 1:21:01
  the things that you're doing to bring so much
• 1:21:04
  joy and happiness to people. I love everything
• 1:21:07
  that you're about. I love the reasons that you
• 1:21:08
  do it. I love the content that you guys have
• 1:21:12
  that just has me rolling. And I just hope you
• 1:21:15
  guys continue to do it and kill it. So as we
• 1:21:18
  end every episode, what we like to do is throw
• 1:21:20
  it to our guest for. Some actionable takeaways.
• 1:21:23
  And so, James, based off of kind of the overall
• 1:21:26
  things we talked about or just advice you have
• 1:21:29
  for people maybe to have a little bit more humor
• 1:21:31
  in their life, advice about family and not leaving
• 1:21:34
  people behind or trying things that they're maybe
• 1:21:37
  scared of, what would three actionable takeaways
• 1:21:39
  be that you could give to people that they could
• 1:21:43
  put into action in their life this week? Fear
• 1:21:47
  is the enemy of joy. When we work up in our head
• 1:21:53
  to be afraid of something where it just keeps
• 1:21:55
  us from even trying, that is going to rob you
• 1:21:59
  of so many opportunities and so much happiness
• 1:22:01
  in your life if you let it. So fear is the enemy
• 1:22:05
  of joy. So try things. Don't let fear get the
• 1:22:09
  best of you. Try it. Because at least you tried
• 1:22:11
  something and it didn't work. But you never know
• 1:22:14
  unless you try it. And another thing would be
• 1:22:17
  for me. Family is everything. There's a reason
• 1:22:20
  I love the movie Lilo and Stitch because Ohana,
• 1:22:22
  I do believe without my family, without the people
• 1:22:26
  around me who love me and support me, I wouldn't
• 1:22:28
  be successful. I wouldn't be the James that you
• 1:22:30
  see here sitting today. So family is one of those
• 1:22:33
  things that's very important to me. And the last
• 1:22:36
  thing is leave the world a little bit better
• 1:22:38
  than when you found it. I would say that. Do
• 1:22:43
  some good in this world. And that can be anything.
• 1:22:45
  So many different facets. I think what I do is
• 1:22:48
  I try to spread joy. I really do in the world.
• 1:22:51
  I think I touch people's lives. I think I try
• 1:22:55
  to give them something to look forward to. I
• 1:22:58
  think laughter is medicine. So that would be
• 1:23:01
  my third thing is just leave the world a little
• 1:23:03
  bit better than how you found it. Yeah, I love
• 1:23:06
  it. Those are terrific, James. Again, what a
• 1:23:09
  pleasure to have you on. Looking forward to seeing
• 1:23:11
  some videos of you. riding Guardians of the Galaxy
• 1:23:14
  in Disney California Adventure. Can't wait to
• 1:23:17
  see that. Can't wait to see whatever other fundraisers
• 1:23:20
  you do. And as you do, we want to share those
• 1:23:23
  out too. Anything that we can do or our community
• 1:23:26
  can do to promote and contribute to the wonderful
• 1:23:29
  charitable things that you guys are doing, bringing
• 1:23:32
  so much good to things that need it, right? St.
• 1:23:35
  Jude's is one of those places. So really appreciate
• 1:23:38
  your time, man. No, no. Thank you, first off,
• 1:23:41
  for inviting me. I get excited and bewildered
• 1:23:46
  every time somebody wants me to be anywhere.
• 1:23:47
  So thank you. Really, man. It means a lot to
• 1:23:51
  me, man. I appreciate it. As you leave this conversation,
• 1:23:55
  remember that, yes, the past can hurt. And you
• 1:23:58
  can either run from it or you can learn from
• 1:24:00
  it. So here's to learning and finding joy in
• 1:24:04
  the journey. See you real soon.