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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show August 31st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: So Menace in a meeting says, guys, I have an
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: idea for a segment because and he was talking about
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: how as a consumer of news to the degree that
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: he is, he's really burned out on hearing about, you know.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: you know, stories from time to time. They're just like,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: there's enough already. For him, it's Luigi, right? Like, we
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: know he did it. He's going to be going to
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: prison and like, I don't need to hear about it anymore. Now,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: now we're going to please. No more minutia. Yeah. It's
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  Speaker 1: almost like, please stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But therefore I'm out. You know how the sharks will
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: kind of give you an explanation like, well, you know,
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: I just don't care. And there, for those reasons, I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, I'll add another one to the, to the list.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: You were talking about hot honey. That was Gina's.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I don't know if I've had any of the
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: hot honey stuff yet, but one thing that I have
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: noticed is that, dude, do we just attach Wagyu to
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  Speaker 1: everything now? I thought Wagyu was supposed to be some
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: kind of exclusive. Yeah, some special thing, but it's like
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Wagyu hamburger?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, or Wagyu beef shavings at Subway.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, if Wagyu was like this,
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  Speaker 1: why would you grind it up and make it into
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  Speaker 1: a burger?
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  Speaker 3: Because American Wagyu is a thing. And it's way cheaper
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  Speaker 3: than Japanese. So they can attach Wagyu.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the same? The name sounds better. Other than
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  Speaker 1: being cheaper, but is it otherwise the same? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it is.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. It's a wide difference in quality.
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  Speaker 5: It's a very low threshold. There's no real law. Sometimes
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  Speaker 5: it's blended with other stuff.
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  Speaker 4: You can charge another $ 10 if you put the word
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  Speaker 4: Wagyu in front of it.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Massaging the cows and giving them beer.
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  Speaker 6: Giving them beer massages.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 7: So if you are totally into something as a hobby
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  Speaker 7: or as a way of life, like, oh, I play
• 1:46
  Speaker 7: golf 20 hours a day because I'm trying to get good.
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  Speaker 7: You're just an avid golfer. You're not a golf maxer.
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  Speaker 7: Everything is maxing, sleep maxing, fiber maxing, gym maxing, protein maxing.
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  Speaker 7: So if you're into protein, eat protein. If you're into
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  Speaker 7: going to the gym, go to the gym. You're not maxing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're just trying to become famous. That's a very Seabass
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  Speaker 1: argument of you.
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  Speaker 5: That's very much like what I correctly say about hacking.
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  Speaker 5: Everything you do to do to make a process better
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  Speaker 5: is not hacking it.
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  Speaker 7: It's just maxing them. It's invaded my world and it's
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  Speaker 7: not there.
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  Speaker 1: For them out. Yeah. You're maxing. You're out on the
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: maxing slang. Right. Yes. Because all these are things. Right.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: We all sleep. Call it something else. No, but that
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  Speaker 1: guy over there, he's a sleep maxer. It's like in
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  Speaker 1: the 90s. Remember, everything was extreme. Yeah.
• 2:38
  Speaker 7: Extreme.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Everything was extreme. Extreme do. Mountain do. Extreme sports. Extreme sports. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's all a version of everyone else is doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Guess I might as well, too.
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  Speaker 1: Not going to have an original thought in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Sea bass.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, I, mine is similar to a menaces, but it's
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  Speaker 5: with the, and I'm not, don't even correct me.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The woman who killed her kids. Don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: about it. Don't care. Now I understand. What's her name?
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  Speaker 1: I understand. No, don't, no, no, please. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Now I understand there's a certain demographic we just heard
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  Speaker 5: a wine from that loves this stuff. Women in their
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  Speaker 5: 25 to 45. They, oh my God, that's the whole
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  Speaker 5: murder porn, ID network, et cetera, et cetera. That, that
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  Speaker 5: whole genre. They love that stuff. That doesn't mean we
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  Speaker 5: need to hear about it every second. Like what Menace
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  Speaker 5: is saying, I want to hear every tiniest little blah, blah,
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  Speaker 5: blah update.
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  Speaker 1: Did she do it? Did she not do it? Guilty,
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  Speaker 1: you know, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to get into that, great. But it's
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  Speaker 5: like what Menace is saying, it's everything, every day, main
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  Speaker 5: feed of everything, which I get because it's getting clicks.
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  Speaker 5: It sells to, you know, the... The lonely woman category,
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Here we.
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  Speaker 5: Go.
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  Speaker 1: Are you feeling attacked?
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  Speaker 5: A little bit. We talked about the psychology, why women
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  Speaker 5: love murder porn. My mom, an OG, would watch whatever,
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  Speaker 5: like Dateline and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask Gina, because you are into all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What is it about that genre?
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  Speaker 3: It's a good question.
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  Speaker 1: Because, man, if she has five minutes of time in
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  Speaker 1: her day, it's on one of those shows.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I like I like a mystery, but you're talking about
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  Speaker 4: the stuff that's reality, not just like, you know, murder
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  Speaker 4: she wrote.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, not that stuff. But you'll watch, I forget
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  Speaker 1: what the show is.
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  Speaker 6: Dateline, 2020, all of those.
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  Speaker 8: That's a great question.
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  Speaker 4: I think Seabass unfortunately might be right in the psychology
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  Speaker 4: of it. The psychology of what is wrong with this
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  Speaker 4: person and what would make somebody do something like this?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's like catnip to women like me.
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  Speaker 6: It's just we love seeing the outliers and- And the
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  Speaker 6: extent that they'll go.
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  Speaker 1: See, as much as I love violent movies, gangster movies,
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  Speaker 1: all those kind of things, I don't really enjoy the
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  Speaker 1: true crime stuff.
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  Speaker 3: The real life stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But I do want to make a caveat that I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I have to make sometimes. For me anyway,
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  Speaker 4: and I think for a lot of people, it's not
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  Speaker 4: the murder stuff.
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  Speaker 8: It's the catfishing.
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  Speaker 6: It's the scammers.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know a lot of people who are into
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  Speaker 4: the murder, murder stuff.
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  Speaker 6: But I know it's a thing. But that's not.
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  Speaker 1: There's shows based on My Husband the Murderer. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: just crime.
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  Speaker 9: Crime.
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  Speaker 1: It's not necessarily murder. It's just crime in general.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, get one over on someone.
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  Speaker 1: There's a reason this.
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  Speaker 5: I almost said her name, so I think I figured
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  Speaker 5: it out. There's a reason this woman is in the...
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  Speaker 5: She's not doing it because she's a white-collar criminal. She
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  Speaker 5: killed her children. That's why the.
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  Speaker 1: Don't correct me.
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  Speaker 5: The woman in Florida with her kid and JonBenet Ramsey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 5: The murder is the bigger hook than anything else.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the question is what would drive somebody to do that?
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  Speaker 4: And women just love trying to figure out that answer.
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  Speaker 5: That's why they love psychology. The vast majority of people
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  Speaker 5: in that field are women. They love talking about thoughts
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  Speaker 5: and feelings and interpersonal stuff.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 2: I am out on social media medical advice. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to hear about your stupid ashwagandha, CMOS, beta blockers, peptides.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out on the social media platforms for letting this happen.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm out on the idiots who buy all this crap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Just because, first of all, they're not giving you, this
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  Speaker 2: is not a real doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Just because he puts on a white.
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  Speaker 2: Coat and has a stethoscope doesn't mean he's a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: He's selling you a product. This is all marketing. This
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  Speaker 2: is not genuine advice. Go to a real doctor. Get
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  Speaker 2: real blood tests. Get real advice. Don't get your medical advice.
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  Speaker 1: What were peptides called before? Supplements? Yeah. Because peptide seems
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  Speaker 1: to be one of those terms, like maxing. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Two years ago, you never heard anybody say peptide. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But these things were for different.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't hear peptide until it was an injectable. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Is that why they call it a peptide?
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  Speaker 1: Peptides are a thing. It's like a hormone.
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  Speaker 5: It's a short chain of amino acids. So it's not
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  Speaker 5: a protein. It's not quite a hormone, but it's the
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  Speaker 5: building blocks of said thing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So is it new, though?
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean, peptide chains, you learned that in high
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  Speaker 5: school biology. Yeah, but what were we calling these things before?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question. If you were getting whatever for-
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  Speaker 1: Was it just amino acids? I think you're right.
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  Speaker 6: I think supplements.
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  Speaker 4: And that was a wide range of things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's the same.
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  Speaker 1: No, because it's not the same because.
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  Speaker 6: It's a different- Well, peptides are a supplement, though.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I'll look it up. Hold on. But while you.
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  Speaker 4: Say that, Jeff, you know, there's a very, you must,
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  Speaker 4: if you're, if you're so over this, you know, there's
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  Speaker 4: a very popular person on Instagram called the medical medium.
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  Speaker 4: And he speaks to a single disembodied voice. He calls
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  Speaker 4: the spirit of compassion. And that's where he gets his
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  Speaker 4: medical advice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love the people to go. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor for this cancer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to drink celery juice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do whatever. Good. And you know what?
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  Speaker 1: There are cows not along, not along for the, for
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  Speaker 1: the long haul.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Nah. Let's see. Are you looking it up? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Amino acid supplements was basically. But they weren't nearly as trendy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. This is just the new word. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: just peptide, peptide, peptide.
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  Speaker 6: It can't hurt you. It's just a peptide.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Like what? Where did this come from all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden? Sammy.
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  Speaker 9: I am out on, I guess, sort of the trying
• 7:56
  Speaker 9: to capitalize on celebrity deaths thing. I have been getting
• 8:00
  Speaker 9: targeted so much of watch Nashville right after Hayden passed away.
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  Speaker 9: Watch nine to five right after Dolly passed away. And
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  Speaker 9: I get that it's like you're thinking about it, but
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  Speaker 9: it's not showing that it's trending or any of these things.
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  Speaker 9: They're just trying to push it because they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 9: this person passed away here. Let's try to get more
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  Speaker 9: people on our platform to watch and whatever.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm over it. I because it kind of.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like it's sick in our society and it's become.
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  Speaker 9: Normalized, but I don't think it should be.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and I think you asked me and not that
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  Speaker 4: this is what you're talking about, but you said the
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  Speaker 4: day after Dolly Parton died, like, so are you going
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  Speaker 4: to go home and watch like nine to five or
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  Speaker 4: listen to music?
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, not more than any other day.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Like I was already doing that or I wasn't doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I understand why people do that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, because now they're thinking about them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of took part in it. I found a Dolly
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  Speaker 7: Parton documentary and I thought, eh.
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  Speaker 1: She just died. I think I should watch it.
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  Speaker 6: That's different.
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  Speaker 4: You're learning about her, first of all, and also what
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  Speaker 4: Sammy's saying is, oh, so watch Nashville because she's from Nashville.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's like trying to glom on to her death.
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  Speaker 8: It's the companies trying to do it.
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  Speaker 9: Not if you go, oh, I want to watch this
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  Speaker 9: documentary on Dolly or whatever because I'm thinking about it,
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  Speaker 9: that's fine, but.
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  Speaker 8: the companies, the second something like that happens goes like,
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  Speaker 8: what do we have of this person that we can
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  Speaker 8: push out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, cause they've seen it a billion times over
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  Speaker 1: like a musician dies and their catalog goes crazy and
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: all the streaming services, because now everybody's seeking it out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That happened with Oliver tree. Uh, Logan Paul actually called
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  Speaker 3: that out because Oliver tree played some music when he
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  Speaker 3: did an interview and with him on his YouTube page
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  Speaker 3: and he demonetized it. So it wouldn't get flagged. But
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  Speaker 3: the day after, um, Oliver Tree died, his record label
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  Speaker 3: allegedly turned the monetization back on. Well, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Why did he do that? What?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 3: The day after he died.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987. Yeah, I'm
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: all out on everything being matcha.
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  Speaker 6: Matcha's so gross.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: You don't like matcha.
• 9:57
  Speaker 6: You like cream and sugar. You don't like the matcha part.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever had it.
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  Speaker 7: Like grass.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: 50 million teenage women. Everyone using the phrase triggered, triggering.
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  Speaker 3: Shut the F up.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Agreed. You know, walk away. Don't listen. Or better yet,
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: who gives an ish? Don't let somebody else ruin your day. Therefore,
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  Speaker 1: I'm out. Yeah. Stop with that phrase.
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  Speaker 6: Well said.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I wonder how this is going to go. Will
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: it be another contentious round? No, never. What are you
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: talking about? Of what do you show weakest link? Never,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: never contentious. What do you show weakest link?
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  Speaker 6: Always friendly.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Never any kind of argument. So just like
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: the TV version, Greg's going to have a bunch of
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: questions go around the room. Now, we have to try
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: to get Eight? Yes. Eight correct in the one minute
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  Speaker 1: that we have. It's been done before. It has happened.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: It doesn't happen very often, but it has happened. Easily
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: can happen. Yeah. And then if that happens, Greg has
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  Speaker 1: to buy us a meal.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: I want the new mini.
• 11:11
  Speaker 5: Chicken and waffles sandwich from Chick-fil-A, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: I'll get you one of those. I did have that
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: for the first time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: It's good. Yeah, it's really good. They give it like
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: a little side of syrup. Don't even need it. You
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: don't even need it. There's some bacon on there.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was worried about. I would submerge it
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  Speaker 1: in syrup.
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: I've gotten that style of breakfast sandwich or just sandwich
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: sandwich at a gas station, and it's always too dry.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Mad dry. Not mad dry. I want all of it.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Nice and damp. It was mad good, and it's available
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  Speaker 1: all day long.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: You know what we want.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A, not a sponsor, but they could be. God forbid. Yeah. Literally, God.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: All right. Welcome to The Weakest Link.
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  Speaker 7: Before we begin you guys get to choose who goes
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  Speaker 7: first menace okay so it'll be menace and it's jeff
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  Speaker 7: playing i've never.
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  Speaker 2: Played so explain and i'm happy to you just answer
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  Speaker 2: the trivia as fast as you can.
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  Speaker 1: Trivia questions yeah as fast as you can don't hesitate
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  Speaker 1: and you have to you have to throw out an
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  Speaker 1: answer you can't just go i don't know okay.
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  Speaker 7: And then at the end you guys collectively decide who
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  Speaker 7: is the weakest link and they'll be eliminated from the
• 12:11
  Speaker 7: game oh okay i'm.
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  Speaker 1: In and you can vote for yourself No, you cannot
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: vote for yourself. You can't vote for yourself. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready, Greg? I am ready. We're starting with Menace.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, Menace.
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  Speaker 7: What old-timey movie is credited with popularizing the little black dress?
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  Speaker 3: Some like it hot.
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Gina, the Jets and the Sharks were
• 12:33
  Speaker 7: the rival gangs in which musical?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: West Side Story. Correct. Jeff, Hartford is the capital of
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: which U.S.
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  Speaker 3: State?
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  Speaker 1: Connecticut. Correct.
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  Speaker 7: Woody, what is the only Grand Slam tennis event that
• 12:44
  Speaker 7: is still played on grass?
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  Speaker 1: Wimbledon.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 12:47
  Speaker 7: Seabass, the name for the candy Pez comes from a
• 12:50
  Speaker 7: German word meaning what?
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: Head?
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: What did you say? Head. Oh, peppermint.
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: Sammy, cherry, plum, and grape are all varieties of what fruit?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: A berry. Tomato.
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  Speaker 7: Menace, trepanning, is an ancient form of medicine that involved
• 13:08
  Speaker 7: drilling holes into what body part?
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  Speaker 3: Your head.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: The skull. Four score and seven years ago are the
• 13:15
  Speaker 7: first words of what famous speech?
• 13:16
  Speaker 6: The Emancipation Proclamation?
• 13:18
  Speaker 7: That would be the Gettysburg Address. Jeff, who wrote and
• 13:21
  Speaker 7: directed the movie American Graffiti?
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  Speaker 3: Francis Ford Coppola.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: George Lucas.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: We only got four.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: We only got four. Everyone pretty much missed one, except
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: for Woody. He didn't have a chance to.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: What about me?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I will say this. Menace, you got one right. Yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: The worst miss by far. And we all know who
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: she was. The ums and the ahs.
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, Seabass, you missed too.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Well, they missed one. Sammy. Stalling. Well, yeah, because that's
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. We only have a minute to get eight.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: But to be fair. So, and it kind of wasted
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: time there. If you don't know it, you're better off
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: just giving any answer. Yes. Move on to the next person.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: I thought the answer was going to be stone fruit.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Those are tomatoes. From a strategic standpoint. All right. So
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: we'll let Menace. You went first. You vote first. Who's
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: the weakest link? Sammy. All right.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: Sammy.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Sammy, who gets your vote?
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: Seabass.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Seabass who gets your vote. I think we know the
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: worst player was Sammy. All right. Greg. I'm not voting. Gina.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Sammy.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Sammy. All right. Well, that's it. My bad. Bye. You
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: are the weakest link. Lucky. Goodbye.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: No more pressure. We should want breakfast.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: I like Sam's answers, and sometimes she gets them right.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: She's the queen of stammering. Are you ready?
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, so we start here with Gina, is that correct?
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Did menace go last?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: No. Woody, you start with Woody. I'm going to start
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: with Woody. Start with me, because Jeff had the last question. Okay.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: All right, Greg, you ready? I am ready. All right,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: Woody, what Looney Tunes characters often use the phrase, Thuffer
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: and Thuckatash?
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Sylvester. Correct. Seabass, Warsaw is the capital of which country? Poland. Correct. Menace,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: what tube connects the larynx to the lungs?
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: The McLaren.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: The trachea. Gina, who became president after JFK got assassinated? LBJ. Correct. Jeff,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: true caviar is made with the roe of which fish?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Sea bass.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Scourge it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: Woody, what style of pants is named after an island
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: in the Gulf of Naples?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Knickers. Capri Pants. Seabass. In American politics, what does GOP
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: stand for? Grand Ole Party. Correct. Menace.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: What 1989 Billy Joel hit was used by Junior Scholastic
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: Magazine as educational material?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I Love America.
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: We Didn't Start the Fire. Gina, jazz musicians sometimes refer
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: to what instrument as a licorice stick?
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: A saxophone.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Clarinet. Jeff, phallophobia is the fear of what? Heights. The penis. Woody,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: who is the drummer for Metallica? Lars Orlick.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Four again.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Is that four? That's fine. We started hot. We started hot.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Felt good.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Now, both Jeff and Menace missed two.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like Jeff is trying better than Menace. Now,
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Menace is playing the game properly, but if he's just
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: a wasted spot.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: If he's just a, I love America.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: If it helps, I knew a lot of the other questions.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know mine. That's the way the game is. No, no, no.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Jeff at least is making educated guesses, though. And I
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: want to keep Menace around for comedy. Those sandwiches sounded
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: really good.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Therefore, I'm voting for Gina. All right, Gina, who did
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: you vote?
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: That made no sense. I mean, I want the sandwich,
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: so I'm going to vote for Menace.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: All right. Menace, who gets your vote?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: That's good. Good by me.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Gina. Yes.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Gina.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: All right, well, Gina, go ahead. You are the weakest link.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Juices.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Do good, everybody. Do well. Again, lucky. I know, right?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Can I trade? Nope. Non-transferable.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Just these really smart dudes.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: There we go. There we go. Now, who starts this round?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I'll go.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Seabass.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Seabass? All right. Round number three. Woody Show, weakest link. Seabass,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: what is sodium bicarbonate better known as? Chalk.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Baking soda. Menace, the biography titled One Giant Leap.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Is about who?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: About Neil Armstrong.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah!
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: Jeff, in ancient Japan, people who gave massages had to
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: be what?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Happy endings. Blind.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Woody, which TV show features a fictional TV show called
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Tool Time?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Home Improvement. Correct.
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: Seabass, in what city was the first Hard Rock Cafe opened?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: London. Menace, what is the capital of Puerto Rico? Oh, um.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Puerto Rico.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: San Juan. Yeah, San Juan.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Old San Juan.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Drake.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: First gained popularity by appearing on what.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Teen TV show? Oh, Degrassi High.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: I will accept that. Degrassi, The Next Generation. Woody, what
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: river separates Maryland and Virginia?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Maryland. The Potomac.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Seabass, in billiards, how many balls are used in a
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: standard game of eight ball?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Eight? Nine with the clue to the Q.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: 16.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: What?
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: Menace, in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, what
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: did Tula's parents give her as a wedding gift?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Uh, nose job? Uh, house.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: Eight!
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: We got eight! Yes! Yeah!
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Eight wrong. We got eight wrong.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: Mostly Seabass got them wrong.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude. Seabass, what's going on with you today? Well,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: first off, I swept correctly on the previous round.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Those were not general knowledge.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Today's weakest link, I think, has been by far your
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: weakest performance. I would agree with that, but again, it's all...
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: What's going on? That is a... Those were small... Well,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the sodium bicarbonate one I should have gotten.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, those were narrow... Most in your wheelhouse. Those were
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: narrower questions.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: And these were the least amount right without Sammy and I.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: You got three.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Just something to think about.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, at least you're not taking it personally.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: The numbers don't lie.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I thought they were eliminated from the.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: The numbers don't lie.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, let's see. Menace, who gets your vote?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Jeff, sorry.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: No problem. All right, Jeff. Menace.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Seabass. Well, it's got to be Jeff then. Jeff.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Jeff. You are the weakest link. Yes. Come on.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It does feel good.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, right?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Too much pressure. Yeah. I like it, but I can
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: go back to taking notes. Too much pressure. All right,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: one more round. We're down to Woody. This is how.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: You build drama. The darkest dark was before the.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Dawn or something. Sure.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, so who starts this round? If the question was,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: what is the quote? I'm not sure we would have
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: gotten that one either. Does Menace start this round? Sure. Yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: let's do it. All right, here we go. One. last round.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: What do you show weakest link? Menace, Ted Kaczynski is
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: better known by what one name? Oh, the killer. The Unabomber.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Woody, the Schwartz is a magical power taught by yogurt
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: in what movie?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Spaceballs. Correct.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Seabass, which animal has caca that is shaped like a cube?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Easy. Wallaby?
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Wombat.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Venice, who are the two villains in the movie Batman Returns?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Joker and Iceman.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: The Penguin and Catwoman.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Woody, which of the seven dwarves comes first alphabetically?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Sleepy. Bashful. Oh, come on.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Seabass, if you're making the French dessert of Crepes Suzette,
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: what flavor of fruit liqueur would you be using?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Strawberry. Orange.
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Menace, which NFL team was inspired by a famous writer?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Team name. L. Ron Hubbard.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: The Baltimore Ravens. Woody, what is the chemical name for
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: the mineral known as fool's gold?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Quartz. Iron sulfide.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: Seabass, what billionaire piloted the first hot air balloon to
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: ever cross the Atlantic?
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Hartford.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: No. Menace? Who was it? Yeah, go for it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's... What's his name?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: Leo Clayton.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I love America. That's the Spruce Goose, bud. No, not him. No,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: not him? No. He's still of this world. Oh, he is?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, then that would be Bezos, right?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Richard Branson. Branson. Oh, damn. That's what I'd be saying.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Do you guys want to know how many go for me?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Nope. No, sure don't. If they play, we'll just show
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: weakest link.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: It is time to renew.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. And you have to renew it? I mean,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: every year. Well, every year.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Well, you can buy a lifetime membership for life.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: To make sure you're still smart? You don't have to retest.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: You just have to rebuy. If you want the magazine,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you want to.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Go to all the cool meetings.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I went to a Mensa meeting outside of Nashville.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: And what kind of stuff goes on there? It was actually,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it was a lot of.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Old people, so they just kind of sat around and
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: just had some food truck food and didn't do too much.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: There's not like a keynote speaker. Well, they do have
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: an annual gathering. Like jugglers? Imagine that crowd. Check out
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: old people's buttholes. Show us your butthole.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: It might be literally the most opposite thing of the other.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Quick break.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: More Woody shows next.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Are you all in? The Woody Show.