Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to Toby Hadoke about his choice of The Web of Fear (2/6)
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- 0:33Hamster with a blunt. Pen knife for doing quicker
- 0:35quicker. Hello and welcome back to a
- 0:39hamster with a blunt pen knife, The Doctor Who X-Files, Doctor
- 0:43Who book Star Trek. Because everything, I mean every
- 0:47that that basically, I don't know how you do this, Joe, but
- 0:50the listener. Hello, listener.
- 0:51I'm Toby. I'm a guest watching the web
- 0:55affair with Joe on this particular segment of hamster
- 0:58with a blunt pen knife. But in recording terms, this is
- 1:01the second one I've done on consecutive nights.
- 1:05I was, I was waltzing around Season 8 yesterday as we record
- 1:10this. So I've done two in a row and
- 1:12I'm absolutely exhausted. This is Joe's life.
- 1:15And he also said, Oh yeah. And it only took me an hour and
- 1:17a quarter to to edit that one from yesterday.
- 1:20It's like, how do you fit it all in?
- 1:22I actually woke up at 2:00 in the morning.
- 1:24I was doing it at sort of 3:00 this morning 0.
- 1:27God Almighty I. Mean I went I went to work for 9
- 1:30hours. I've had a snooze this
- 1:31afternoon. Goodness me.
- 1:33But then again, I did I I did have a bit of carbs, You know, I
- 1:36have to have a snooze if I have a sandwich these days.
- 1:37It comes to that, Joe. I'm a machine, Toby.
- 1:40You are you are a podcasting a conveyor belt, but we don't need
- 1:46I don't need too much extra oomph to deal with this
- 1:50particular story, especially As for some of you who may be very
- 1:54blase because it's been back for oh, ten years now, actually,
- 2:00hasn't it? It's been back for the I
- 2:03remember when all of this was burned.
- 2:07I remember when this was Oblivion, when the idea that we
- 2:11would watch anything of this story, would be able to see
- 2:14anything of this story, bar us a couple of sensor clips that had
- 2:19come via the good people of New Zealand and would was was an
- 2:24impossible dream. And so isn't this exciting that
- 2:28we can now actually get it at the touch of a button?
- 2:30I watched that documentary last week.
- 2:33For some reason Mark wanted to put it on, you know, with that
- 2:36lovely Australian man who's clearly never been in front of a
- 2:38camera before, talking about the sensor clips.
- 2:41And there was a very amusing moment where our Ian, let's call
- 2:46him our Ian, is apoplectic at the thought that any complete
- 2:51stories could ever be found now, because they would have been
- 2:54found, you know. Yeah, yeah, I know.
- 2:57I absolutely, you know, was was with him on that because I've
- 3:00always been a glass half empty sort of chat.
- 3:03Well, only metaphor, if only that in the metaphorical sense,
- 3:06real life, unfortunately, but let's not get into that.
- 3:09But yeah, because I always that my, my world view has always
- 3:12been, oh, be pessimistic and then you'll be pleasantly
- 3:14surprised. As I get older, I would like to
- 3:17dispense any wisdom. I would say don't be like that.
- 3:19Because to spend all your time expecting the worst just because
- 3:24you might occasionally get surprised by life is not as good
- 3:27as spending your time trying to look on the bright side and and
- 3:30remaining in a positive frame of mind because it's a much better
- 3:34way to spend your time. And if only I'd realized that a
- 3:37little bit earlier, but nonetheless.
- 3:39You found a format where you have enforced positivity, no?
- 3:44God, it's ploying. Isn't it Doctor Who?
- 3:47No, Come on, it's easy to be nice about Doctor.
- 3:50Sucker in cloying. That's my.
- 3:53Favorite other you're talking about?
- 3:55But but I have to say that that I mean, I obsess more about
- 4:00missing episodes than anything else.
- 4:02I think, you know, I like every time I walk the dog pretty much.
- 4:06I create fantasy scenarios where I'm managed to happen upon one,
- 4:10or buy one, buy buy a batch from a car boot sale or raid some
- 4:17mysterious warehouse in the north of England where there may
- 4:21be hundreds residing as. Possible though, right?
- 4:25If this happened 10 years ago, it's absolutely.
- 4:28I mean, okay, this is a bit of an unfair question, but what
- 4:30would be your dream find? How many are allowed?
- 4:341. One only allowed one.
- 4:37Story. I would be desperate to see one.
- 4:39Story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 4:41Because you see, whenever I play this game, my go to would always
- 4:44be to get a selection of individual episodes.
- 4:46I don't really care about seeing a whole story.
- 4:49I know how the story is in What I want to see is, you know,
- 4:53examples of how a particular story might have looked, how a
- 4:57particular performer might have been.
- 4:58So if you were to say, if you'd given me a random selection, you
- 5:02know, I would have definitely chosen episodes from different
- 5:04stories. But this is I'm happy to go with
- 5:06your because I see if you, if you say you get one story, you
- 5:11know, I, I, I always like a bargain if even if I only want
- 5:14one of something, if it's on buy 4, get one free.
- 5:17I'll, I'll buy the the extra 3 that I don't need.
- 5:19So I would I would have to go for Daleks master plan simply
- 5:22because you get more. But if we're if we're to outlaw
- 5:27value shopping, I would I would really like to see.
- 5:31I think I love the idea of seeing myth makers and
- 5:36massacres. That's mine.
- 5:37Myth Makers is mine. I mean myth myth makers is just
- 5:42because it's such a peculiar story, but in my heart of hearts
- 5:46and and brilliant and really funny and really as well and and
- 5:50because we have no telesnaps either.
- 5:52But there's something about the fact that we've got nothing of
- 5:55fury from the deep that makes me increasingly sad.
- 5:58Fury from the deepest and and power is.
- 6:00Very good. This is harder than our.
- 6:02Power and Web were my 10 out of 10s for Trenton when I was
- 6:05doing, when I was doing running through corridors.
- 6:08And I think, I think Power is a bit of a cliche because it's the
- 6:12Daleks and because it's the first Trenton.
- 6:14And I, I sort of resist that and go, no, no.
- 6:16There are stories that are more interesting than that.
- 6:18But actually Power is really good in its own right as well.
- 6:24But today I think just because I would like to see if the weed
- 6:29creature actually works and because we don't have any full
- 6:32episodes directed by Hugh David, who everyone who talks about him
- 6:36says he was a fantastic director.
- 6:38Today I want Fury from the deep, I think.
- 6:41I mean, you just have to watch that one scene with Oaken Quilt,
- 6:44right, where it's amazing and they're overlaying and it's the
- 6:48silhouette of the screaming mouth and hurt.
- 6:50I mean, it's just extraordinary direction.
- 6:53It is phenomenal. And, and again, we're we're,
- 6:56we're so often used to being disappointed by Doctor Who
- 6:59because it's realisation does not match the pictures we
- 7:02created in our heads. I had no idea that that scene
- 7:06would be like and I watched that on a sunny afternoon.
- 7:08I'd gone to WH Smith's especially to get it.
- 7:11I'd got the bus on the way back and read the booklet and I was
- 7:14going to watch the Ice Warriors, but not until I'd seen the
- 7:17missing episodes documentary with all those sensor clips.
- 7:20And I knew that there would be snatched moments.
- 7:22And I and I'd seen the telesnap which is of Mr. Quill's face.
- 7:25So I knew that he did something rather special.
- 7:27I knew it was it was better than it it read in the book or
- 7:30whatever. But the fact that it his, his
- 7:32face gradually contorts and opens and the camera goes in and
- 7:36and then it and then the way it cuts about, it's phenomenal.
- 7:40And how many moments like that are the lost in the ether in
- 7:46these many missing? I mean, you do get the opposite
- 7:49as well. I always imagined I was like,
- 7:50why? I've never seen a photo of
- 7:52Professor Zarroff's octopus. And there's a scene in episode 2
- 7:56where he talks to the octopus. You go, oh, no, he talks about
- 7:59the octopus and then he feeds the fish.
- 8:01And without changing the dialogue, they've kind of,
- 8:04they've cheated that and you go, but that in itself is you go,
- 8:07oh, right, OK. They've they've that's how I, I
- 8:10fully believed he was talking to his octopus because that's
- 8:13obviously what the writer intends.
- 8:15But they've just gone without changing a line, they've just
- 8:18gone, No talk about your octopus and then feed a fish that's in a
- 8:21fish tank and you go, oh, brilliant.
- 8:23So one. Though it goes the other way as
- 8:25well, because sometimes you'll you'll imagine a scene listening
- 8:28to the soundtrack and one of those sensor clips.
- 8:31I saw it and I was like, Oh no. Like it was so much better in my
- 8:35head. And it's a story you love and
- 8:37it's I think it's a 9 or 10 out of 10 for you.
- 8:40And I love the story, but it's the Macrotera.
- 8:43And it's the bit where Anika Wills is struggling with the
- 8:46prop and you can see she's trying to get her hands.
- 8:49It's on the. Claw, she puts her, she puts her
- 8:52foot inside and then Michael Crais has to hit it with an axe
- 8:55without without hitting it with an axe.
- 8:57So he hits it the wrong way round and with the base of the
- 9:00axe because he can't. Yeah, yes, the, the, I mean, I
- 9:05think the Macro terror is a, is a great story.
- 9:09And again, John Davis is a really experienced and and
- 9:15highly regarded director and it's his only Doctor Who.
- 9:18So we don't have any episodes of who directed by him.
- 9:23But I, I fear that the Macro will and and you know, we used
- 9:29to sell those things. We were, we were told Tomb of
- 9:33the Cybermen was really dark. It's it's never dark.
- 9:36It's not a if Tomb of the Cybermen look like web of fear.
- 9:39That's what I imagined it to look like.
- 9:40All those shadows, all that film.
- 9:42It's not like that at all. It's very grayscale.
- 9:44So I remember being, oh, this is not what they told us, a
- 9:48macrotere. It was supposed to be you barely
- 9:50saw the Macra and it was always, there was always smoke and it
- 9:53was just, I mean. Looming out there is.
- 9:56Looming out of the darkness and then you see it.
- 9:58There is no, it's front and center.
- 10:01There's no it's, it's, it's not a, it's not a suggested
- 10:04presence. It's a prop there with its big,
- 10:07light up boggly eyes. And yeah, but there's enough.
- 10:11There's enough because then it cuts a quick edit to there's
- 10:15another one, and it's big close-ups on Ben and Polly.
- 10:17I'm like, OK, so maybe it's just those shots of the creature and
- 10:20the rest of it's all hugely atmospheric.
- 10:22Those telesnaps make it look very atmospheric.
- 10:25I, I mean, I look, if, if, if, if I walked past it at the local
- 10:30car boot sale, as I very often do, I don't want to be
- 10:33embarrassed by the backgrounds, I wouldn't be going.
- 10:35Oh, you could keep that. Yeah, but it, I mean, I could
- 10:39it's, it's, you know, I meet, in fact, I've met up with a friend
- 10:43today and we, we went to watch the movie and then we went for a
- 10:48very big stodgy pizza that is currently weighing very heavily
- 10:52on my increasing girth. And we played the All right,
- 10:56which 4 episodes would you have game without?
- 10:58And I didn't bring it up. He did.
- 11:00And he's younger than me, you know, but it's, it's the game
- 11:03that you play, you know, it is a constant.
- 11:07So it's and, and, and I guess it's, it's one of the ways that
- 11:12through various fallow periods in the show's history, whether
- 11:17it be to do with productivity or, you know, one's own like of
- 11:21particular eras or, or the fact that there's not much going on
- 11:24in the world of the show. The flame is kept alive by not
- 11:28just, oh, is it going to come back and who's going to be
- 11:31involved in what form? Which has always been obviously
- 11:34a part of a part of it, but also are we going to get more clues,
- 11:39photographs, clips, insights, episodes of of those bits that
- 11:44are missing. And in my lifetime, we've gone
- 11:46from, you know, having what, 130 odd missing episodes to having
- 11:5197. So I've had lots of new first
- 11:54nights which and I not. Unreasonable was it to think
- 11:58that that that amount could jump down again?
- 12:02Well, I, I mean, I, I think every year that goes by, it gets
- 12:06less likely because even if they are out there, they're not
- 12:09likely to survive if they're not kept in, in proper conditions.
- 12:12And also, well, but you do, you do think I've just been going
- 12:17through some, but my uncle picked up a, a load of things in
- 12:19a car boot sale that were theatre programs and stuff,
- 12:21because I find those things useful for actors, biogs and
- 12:24things. But, but a lot of this, it was
- 12:25this, this man's collection, a lot of it is Amdram stuff and a
- 12:29lot of it is bits of paper. There's not particularly of
- 12:31interest to me. And I contacted a few of the
- 12:33old, the, the Amdram companies that, that, that this stuff
- 12:37pertain to and, and they haven't replied.
- 12:40And it's not of interest to me. And I kind of think, well, if,
- 12:44if the fat guy's family have got rid of them and these companies
- 12:48aren't getting back to me, I'm going to have to sort of Chuck
- 12:51them. But because it's not my field of
- 12:53expertise, I was looking and some of this stuff's from like
- 12:55the 50s and the 60s and, and I'm thinking, well, it could be that
- 12:59this is the only example of this left.
- 13:00It's not of interest. But no archives going to take
- 13:03them. I mean, it's hard to get the BFI
- 13:05or, or theatre archives to take, to take stuff that's of huge
- 13:08cultural significance. But equally, there might be a
- 13:13small subsection of people who are who are big curators of
- 13:18amateur theatre or this particular amateur theatre or
- 13:21that that I don't know about. In the same way that people
- 13:24don't know that we exist and that our little Doctor Who
- 13:27subcultures exist who might well be sitting on, you know, the the
- 13:31Savages episode 4 or whatever. I'd go, well, I see doctor in
- 13:34the shops watch this. They've got, you know, Doctor
- 13:37Who's ever just just Chuck it in the way that because I can't
- 13:40keep this stuff and I have put and I'm currently doing that
- 13:45horrible thing, but I'm going to have to sort of Chuck it.
- 13:50Just think. Of those people, Toby.
- 13:52All right. Oh, he's died.
- 13:53What about these old cans over here?
- 13:55Oh, we don't want to sell the house.
- 13:56Just bin them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:00I see Doctor at HMV, you know, whatever.
- 14:03Well, just to answer your question, what 4 episodes did
- 14:06you say? Well absolutely The Massacre
- 14:09episode 4, absolutely The Myth Makers episode 4, absolutely The
- 14:13Daleks Master Plan episode 12 and absolutely Power of the
- 14:17Daleks episode 6. I do like a good massacre.
- 14:20You know, do you know what? That's a selection that I have
- 14:23made in the past. That's really.
- 14:26Big dramatic moments, aren't they?
- 14:28They're big high points. Yeah, the only problem with the
- 14:34Massacre and the Myth Makers are tricky picking a single episode,
- 14:36because obviously you chose episode 4 of the Myth Makers,
- 14:39which doesn't have Agamemnon and Menelaus and some of those
- 14:42characters who are only in the first three of the episodes.
- 14:45And it is slightly atypical of because because it suddenly
- 14:48becomes this really serious thing about the quarter of an
- 14:52hour in, when everyone starts to get killed horribly and what has
- 14:55so far been a comedy. 2 would be tempting, all those wonderful
- 14:58comedy sequences. 2 has the best jokes, 2.
- 15:01Definitely has the best jokes. Step but 4 also has Katarina and
- 15:05etcetera, etcetera. Yeah, and the massacre for is
- 15:08probably what I would choose, but then you go.
- 15:10So I've chosen episode without the Abbot, without Hartnell
- 15:13giving speech. Though.
- 15:15That speech and the woodcut, the woodcut massacre and all all of
- 15:18that. And I want to see how Kembo is
- 15:20destroyed. I want to see how that was
- 15:22visualised. Yeah, but again, if you choose
- 15:25episode 12, Episode 11's got all the delegates in it doing their
- 15:28thing, so. You're doing it.
- 15:30You're. Really hard.
- 15:31It's really hard. Can't we just have of them all,
- 15:34Jim? Couldn't it just be?
- 15:35This one instead. Oh well, we're doing the same
- 15:38thing we complained about in Episode 1.
- 15:40Yeah, yeah, well, I'm afraid Doctor Who fans are always,
- 15:44always glass half empty. We're never happy, No, except
- 15:49when we watched The Web of Fear. When we watched The Web of Fear
- 15:53look at that was a very, very good segue. 1000 episodes, you
- 15:57know. Yeah.
- 15:59Do you remember when you first saw this?
- 16:02Web of Fear. Web of fear too.
- 16:04You know when it when it came back.
- 16:05Yeah, like I said, like 2 in the morning.
- 16:08I was so tired. I mean, I watched the whole lot
- 16:12on iTunes. Oh boy, oh boy.
- 16:14And I was working the next day as well.
- 16:16I I nearly died that day, but it was worth it, man.
- 16:19God, just me alone. I felt it was just me up at the
- 16:23crack of dawn, you know, I watching Doctor Who.
- 16:26It was a wonderful feeling. It's amazing, isn't it?
- 16:30So should we get to it? Yes, let's do well.
- 16:33We're so lucky to be able to. Well, yeah, what wonderful words
- 16:37to be able to say, and the young ones will not understand the joy
- 16:41that it brings me to be able to say.
- 16:42We are going to watch the Web of Fear episode 2 in 321.
- 16:52Here we are. Off we go.
- 16:54How exciting. Still don't meet Brigadier
- 16:56though in this one, don't we? It's three.
- 16:57We don't. Know yeah, even though it came
- 17:00back Nicholas Courtney first episode is still oh if only
- 17:05yeah, we don't have the brigadiers first moments.
- 17:07He's just a boot in this and that's obviously it's not
- 17:10Nicholas Courtney. It's an extra called Morris
- 17:12Brooks, Who who who provides the foot of the boot of the
- 17:16Brigadier, the Colonel that we see in this episode.
- 17:19Probably in a boot that episode. Somewhere.
- 17:21Probably in a boot, somewhere in Uganda or something, Yes.
- 17:25And of course, Patrick Troughton isn't in this episode either.
- 17:29I know. I do like how they do
- 17:30characterize Ann Travers as it's sort of like a prototype
- 17:33leisure, isn't it? You know, hugely competent, can
- 17:36handle her own with all the men and yet they still squeeze her
- 17:39in a very short skirt. Yeah, yeah.
- 17:42Well, you know, you can be a a clever scientist and very
- 17:44capable woman and also like being partially nude, but a.
- 17:49Bit like being a Doctor Who podcast.
- 17:51And devastatingly sexy as well. Absolutely.
- 17:54See, there's it's just a cliche that those two things don't go
- 17:57together. We haven't really talked about
- 18:01the, the, the, the main guest star aside, aside from the
- 18:06returning Jack Watling. Our, our lead guest star is Jack
- 18:10Woolgar, who was rather a well known character actor who's
- 18:13Sergeant Arnold, who always reminded me of it.
- 18:16My, my grandparents generation was that generation that served
- 18:21in the Second World War. And my granddad always had that
- 18:25sort of Brill creamed hair and that, that, that moustache and,
- 18:29and, and pictures of my granddad in his army uniform look very
- 18:33like Sergeant Arnold in that publicity picture that is also
- 18:36on the cover of the original target book.
- 18:38So I've always felt that Staff Sergeant Arnold and my granddad,
- 18:41and he's also got a slight breathing thing.
- 18:44Sergeant Arnold and my, my granddad only had one lung
- 18:47because he'd had TB or something like that.
- 18:50So it very much reminds me of that generation of sort of older
- 18:54men who'd served as non commissioned officers in the in
- 18:57the in the Second World War. It's such a naturalistic turn,
- 19:01isn't it? Like there's nothing at all
- 19:03that's Florida or theatrical about how he plays that role.
- 19:07What's that condition called? You know when you watch
- 19:09something and you know it really well, but you forget the twist?
- 19:12My mate Luke says every time he watches this he forgets that
- 19:15Sergeant Arnold is the puppet of the Intelligence.
- 19:19I I have moments like that. I always forget.
- 19:21I'm always surprised when Captain Yates appears from under
- 19:24the table in The Green Death. You know, when he's I always
- 19:27forget that. And it happens with Colony in
- 19:29space. I mentioned this yesterday.
- 19:30I always forget that Norton turns up in episode 1.
- 19:34I always think he's that subplot is introduced much, much later.
- 19:37So there are moments that repeatedly, yes, confound my
- 19:41expectations. Now you see, unfortunately, and
- 19:43I'm sorry as well, I, I my first Doctor Who spoiler because
- 19:47because I have two older brothers and I inherited their
- 19:50target books. So the target books we had in
- 19:52the house were actually theirs. So I these things were familiar
- 19:56to me or I was ever able to read them.
- 19:57So what I would do is I would sometimes organize them in color
- 20:00order, sometimes order them in doctor order, and sometimes
- 20:03order them in alphabetical order because I couldn't read them.
- 20:06So I'd look at the pictures and then order them on the shelf.
- 20:08That was that was how we made our fun in the old days was
- 20:11putting things in a different order.
- 20:13I still does it now. But well, I've and I've just
- 20:17been doing it. I've just had new shelves put in
- 20:18and I have to say I'm hugely shocked that I thought when I
- 20:23was growing up and you know, and I and I saved up a bit of money,
- 20:27I would spend it on yachts and parties and discos and, and shiz
- 20:31bombs. And I have not felt so fulfilled
- 20:36as having some shelves put up that I can actually get.
- 20:39And Shaz has allowed me to have this space to.
- 20:41And she said, look, you love your Doctor Who stuff.
- 20:43Why don't you all have it put up?
- 20:44And I've put it all out and I've been working out what order to
- 20:47put stuff in. And do I put Doctor Who with my
- 20:49TV stuff or does it get its own section or.
- 20:52And it's just when it all fits and you go, oh, and I've only
- 20:54got off shell space. Oh, and they all fit perfectly.
- 20:56And it's I've had, and that's what I've been doing the past
- 20:59couple of weeks. And oh, it's, it's a thrill.
- 21:02Very. Oh, I love much more exciting
- 21:06than cocaine on a yacht would ever be.
- 21:08And. I've always had non Doctor Who
- 21:11fan partners, right. So I've always had the man cave,
- 21:13you know, out of the action, you know, away from the, the the
- 21:16people that come and visit us. So they don't have to be don't
- 21:20have to see that. And then when Mark moved in and,
- 21:23well, downstairs we've got a floor to ceiling all the Doctor
- 21:26Who books in the living room, floor to ceiling all the big
- 21:28finishes in the dining room. I mean, it's everywhere.
- 21:32And initially I was like, this is so weird because now my
- 21:34friends come around and go, well, what's all this like?
- 21:37But I love it now it's just everywhere.
- 21:39It's great. Oh, well, no, well, I have
- 21:41created a sort of a man cave, but it's an out and proud man
- 21:46cave. We've gone to some effort with
- 21:47it and I'm, oh, I couldn't, it's very, very exciting.
- 21:50But why was I, why were we talking about?
- 21:51Oh, because of the books. So we, there was just a small
- 21:55shell, you know, it's just, there were lots of shelves of
- 21:57books in our house. We lived in the countryside in
- 21:59the middle of nowhere. We didn't have much, but we had
- 22:02a lot of books. My mum would pick up books and
- 22:05car boot sales and that. So we did have a house full of
- 22:07books. And amongst those books were the
- 22:09Doctor Who books. And that's what taught me to
- 22:11read. And I mentioned last week that
- 22:13the last episode that The Web of Fear was the first target book
- 22:16that I read. But I remember saying to my
- 22:18brother and what had happened was I, I'd, I'd read it in, I'd
- 22:22read it in the car on the way to school.
- 22:23And then I'd, I'd left it in that.
- 22:26And then that person whose car that was gone anyway, I'd, I'd
- 22:30left, I'd not had access to it for a while.
- 22:32And the page where it had been left open had been sort of left
- 22:35in the sun and had gone yellow and that, and it's still AI can
- 22:38still see it in the copy of the book that I've got today where
- 22:40that, that, that bit where it had been left open is sort of
- 22:43dyed yellow. So it's, it's got scars on it,
- 22:45that book. And part of me thinks I should
- 22:47get, I should get AI should get a new version so it looks neater
- 22:50in the shelf. But I actually like, I like this
- 22:53version of mine that's been lived in, you know, one of the.
- 22:56Kinds. But I remember saying to my
- 22:57brother said, you know, so what's happening in the web of
- 23:00fear? And he, he's, he's six years
- 23:02older than me. So he was probably or, you know,
- 23:0512 or something like that, maybe 30 because.
- 23:09And I and I said to him, oh, and, you know, there's this
- 23:11Harold Chorley guy and he's disappeared and they think he
- 23:14might be the bad guy. And there's Blues and there's
- 23:15and there's and there's Sergeant Arnold who's, you know, he's,
- 23:18he's a really good guy and he's very brave and he's lost in the
- 23:20tunnels and the blah, blah, blah, and somebody's a traitor.
- 23:23And my brother said, OK, he said, well, you know, you said
- 23:27Sergeant Arnold's a good guy. And I said yeah.
- 23:30And he went, so he kind of ruined it for me.
- 23:36But we'll of course get on to that because in the book it is
- 23:38very different from how it is in the TV version.
- 23:42It's another bit where Terence Dix I think improves and and I
- 23:47actually treat the Target book as slightly more Canon in my
- 23:51head than what happens in the TV version because I think it's
- 23:55better. I thought it was Driver Evans.
- 23:59I think you're supposed to think it's.
- 24:00Driving you're supposed yes you are supposed to think it's Dr.
- 24:02Revans even the doctor seems to think it's Dr. Revans at at at
- 24:06some point. But what's interesting watching
- 24:09this in hindsight is that also they they flag it up to make you
- 24:12think it's Colonel Nesbridge Stewart and.
- 24:15Certainly surely at some points as well, and certainly surely
- 24:18it's aka for Christie. This isn't it, and it's played
- 24:20by it really is, because Arnold's there throughout the
- 24:22whole thing. Yeah, it it, it really is.
- 24:25And, you know, these characters could all be rather uninterested
- 24:30because they're all soldiers. And then, and none of them are
- 24:31given sort of, you know, nowadays if you wrote it, you
- 24:35know, Corporal Blake would have some sort of back story.
- 24:37You know the Private Williams mum would be ill.
- 24:41Psychological condition, Corporal.
- 24:43Lane would be an alcoholic and and you know, one, one of them
- 24:47would have probably been a victim of some sort of prejudice
- 24:51and all all sorts of other. Things I've had a lifelong
- 24:53phobia of underground stations. Or something like that.
- 24:56But but they are all actually now that interesting watching it
- 25:01back. The bit where he says to Arnold,
- 25:04you know, how do you know? And he goes, oh, I don't know,
- 25:06it's just a hunch. It's like he's the bad guy.
- 25:09It's it's clear, it's obvious. They're watching it back now
- 25:13that even as early as episode 2, they're sort of saying, why has
- 25:16Arnold got this knowledge of a situation that he that he simply
- 25:20shouldn't have? And it's actually a, you know,
- 25:24it is a bit obvious. It's not a great piece of
- 25:25writing, but but you know, they do forget about it in the whole.
- 25:29They do the wonderful thing of having Professor Travers.
- 25:33Obviously he gets the cliffhanger, doesn't he, where
- 25:35he comes forward. So you're like, OK, it's him.
- 25:38You know, we sort of go from person to person.
- 25:41Yeah, yeah. Always there in the background,
- 25:45the nice guy, you know, the down to earth soldier, the one who's
- 25:48sort of looking out for everybody who's.
- 25:50Who's very brave. He's the, yeah, he's the, he's
- 25:52the Sergeant. Well, he knows the staff
- 25:54Sergeant, isn't he? But he's the, you know, he's the
- 25:56senior, you know, he's, he's older even than Captain Knight,
- 26:00even though Captain Knight outranks him.
- 26:01But he's the, you know, that's the sergeant's job, isn't it?
- 26:04Is to be the, the, the wily old veteran in a in a way, actually.
- 26:09And he fits the bill very well. Where his voice starts
- 26:12whispering and rasping through the communication systems.
- 26:16That's really scary and I because he's not putting well
- 26:19because he's suddenly talking in RP, you can't tell at all that
- 26:23is him. Yes, well, and and we had quite
- 26:28a lot of fun with his with Jack Wilgar's son on on the
- 26:31commentary, didn't we? Who'd who'd happened upon his
- 26:34dad's tapes of where he tried the different voices he was
- 26:38going to do for, for the intelligence and and that
- 26:42obviously must have worked backwards from that and gone.
- 26:45OK. Well, he, you know, he did, he
- 26:47did speak RP as as all actors did in those days in, in
- 26:52everyday life. And so then, you know, put on,
- 26:54put on the accent for, for, for Staff Sergeant Arnold.
- 26:58That's exactly the sort of thing where people might go well,
- 27:01should we just bin these tapes? We don't need these.
- 27:04Well, exactly. Oh, don't say that.
- 27:05I'm going to have to get all this stuff out of the bin.
- 27:10Is anybody? Interested.
- 27:10Is there no room on your show? Just a little bit.
- 27:13Woodford Amateur Dramatic Society, the Romilly Operatic
- 27:16Society. I mean, I've even scanned all
- 27:20the castes to see if there's any actors in it that became
- 27:22professional, that went on to great good things and there's
- 27:24there's not. It would be the most wonderful
- 27:27coincidence if a regular listen to a hamster or a blunt PIM
- 27:30knife was a part of the Romilly Amateur Dramatic Society and
- 27:33got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
- 27:38Is this the bit where the the yetis start literally tear it?
- 27:41Yeah, it is, yes. The music here where it's like.
- 27:45Yeah, that that is on space adventure, which was.
- 27:49Doctor Who monsters, they just keep coming.
- 27:52Yeah, it was on. It was it was on, Yeah, Space
- 27:56Adventure, which was a a cassette that that the Duass
- 28:01issued of of stock music, which again, it was as close you got
- 28:04to to having. It's almost like handheld.
- 28:09Looks handheld camera, camera sort of looking up right in
- 28:12front of it, moving backwards. And this is, you know, this is
- 28:15on film and and the stuff with Captain Knight up the other end
- 28:19is on videotape. But because the lighting is so
- 28:21good it it's not a stark a change in quality, why do?
- 28:27So many Doctor Who directors not get the idea that if you put a
- 28:31camera underneath a monster, yeah, they're looming over us.
- 28:35Now, Douglas Canfield knew this. He did it with the Dalek.
- 28:37In the Dalek, you know, when he's in the forest, when the,
- 28:41what's his name? Garvey.
- 28:42He looks up at the Dalek, and it's staring down at him.
- 28:44Gantry. Yeah, Brian.
- 28:46Yeah, it's so effective and so simple.
- 28:51So here we are back in the studio.
- 28:52But it, it, it seems, and that that bit where they, you know,
- 28:56one of them walks past the soldier and he thinks, oh, it
- 28:58hasn't killed me. And then the one comes up behind
- 29:00him with a gun that shoots Webb into his face.
- 29:04It's horrible, but it's brilliant.
- 29:05I mean the web. Guns are ridiculous, right?
- 29:08That's just a stupid idea and yeah, it's terrifying.
- 29:11The. Whole the whole story is stupid.
- 29:13We will invade the earth by getting Yeti who who you know,
- 29:18were disguised as Yeti because it meant that they could, you
- 29:22know, hide out in the Himalayas where the Yeti come from.
- 29:26But we'll, we'll put them in the London Underground and we'll
- 29:31fill the London Underground with web that the Yeti shoot from
- 29:34their guns. So what's what's the key then?
- 29:37Just playing all this for real. Just playing it straight, Yeah,
- 29:40I think don't. Don't ask anybody to question
- 29:42it. You know, don't.
- 29:44And behave as if this is the most terrifying threat.
- 29:47Yeah. Which it is.
- 29:49Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah.
- 29:50And have everyone play it, you know, absolutely deadly
- 29:54seriously, which they do. There's an extraordinary moment
- 29:57in Four. It's just after Night dies and
- 30:00the doctor absolutely thinks he's about to die.
- 30:03He's screaming. No, no.
- 30:05Yeah, but he's trying to attack the Yetis.
- 30:07Oh God, it's so tense. It really is.
- 30:10It's. Trout and understands it,
- 30:12doesn't he? Interestingly, you know when I
- 30:14was watching the mind robber with that fellow the other day,
- 30:16the non Doctor Who fan, he went he goes it's unbelievable.
- 30:21This is the first time I've seen this doctor and there's just
- 30:23something sort of flighty about him and he's scared all the
- 30:26time. I said yeah, that's why he's
- 30:29great. That's the whole thing about
- 30:31him, Yeah. So.
- 30:32Great. Because you're terrified.
- 30:34Because he's scared. And, and because he's, he's
- 30:37vulnerable. And and that's the the he he,
- 30:40he, he, he, you, he could, he's yeah, he's vulnerable.
- 30:45Unlike the sort of super doctors, The Olympian doctors,
- 30:48you Troughton gives you the impression that he could get
- 30:51killed at any minute or he could screw it up at any minute, which
- 30:54is which is a brave thing for your hero to do.
- 30:59Oh, my God. I've worked out Jack Watling is
- 31:01actually in. This is younger than I am now.
- 31:04Oh really? Wow.
- 31:07Yeah. You're looking better, Toby.
- 31:09Don't worry. So 4353, yeah, He's what, 40?
- 31:17He's 4445 in this. Yeah.
- 31:19He's six years younger than I am.
- 31:22There's such a strange thing, right, That, you know, obviously
- 31:24Anne Travers and Professor Travers are father and daughter,
- 31:27but Jack Watling and Deborah Watling are father and daughter.
- 31:33And then the lines are blurred by the time we get to downtime
- 31:36and Victoria is treating Professor Travers like her
- 31:42father. It's a very odd affair that that
- 31:45movie. It's yes, it is.
- 31:47It's a straight, it's a strange old thing, but that was one of
- 31:51the many things that we had, you know, in the wilderness years to
- 31:54fill in the gaps. You know, it was like, well,
- 31:55we've got a, we've got a. It's as close as we can get to
- 31:59the web of fear is, is getting some of the actors back
- 32:01together. I can.
- 32:02Still remember the excitement of watching that for the first
- 32:04time. Absolutely.
- 32:05Yeah, Yeah. This was Slayden, Deborah
- 32:07Watling. Nicholas Courtney,
- 32:09Extraordinary. Yeah.
- 32:12And Jamie, you. Know Jamie fits in remarkably
- 32:14well with these soldiers, doesn't he?
- 32:16Even though he can be a bit of a cow as.
- 32:18But this and this costume he's got is great as well.
- 32:20You know, he looks really, he looks really capable.
- 32:24This is quite a funny old scene. I, I, I, I know that when I, I
- 32:31think some of the, the, The Who production team of the time got
- 32:35to see this before it, before it was back, you know, when, when,
- 32:39when it was being, you know, prepared and, you know, the news
- 32:44was going to come out and stuff. And I and I think, you know, a
- 32:46few eyebrows were raised at the fact that in episode 2, there's
- 32:49this whacking great scene between two soldiers that's
- 32:52clearly been written to kind of lengthen the episode a little
- 32:57bit as they discuss things that we already know and don't move
- 33:00the plot on at all. But that's the fun of this.
- 33:04I like the fact that you can kick back with these two guys
- 33:07and they're two nice actors. Stephen Whittaker became
- 33:10actually a very highly appreciated television director
- 33:14and Rick Morgan here Richardson Morgan is Rogan in the arc in
- 33:19Space I. Knew I knew his face, and I knew
- 33:21you'd be able to tell me. Well, and I it, it, it was one
- 33:24of those light bulb moments because my mum used to go to
- 33:26theatre and she'd bring programs back for me.
- 33:29And, and there was this actor that seemed to turn up in a load
- 33:31of the plays that she watched. And he was called Rick Morgan,
- 33:34Ric, Rick Morgan. And he'd listed Doctor Who in
- 33:37his things. And I was like, but I, I know
- 33:39the names of all the doc, every actor that's been in Doctor and
- 33:42there's not a Rick. Rick Morgan is not right.
- 33:43And he was obviously he was much older and he'd got big hair.
- 33:47And I suddenly had a light bulb moment at one moment when I was
- 33:50thinking about either web inferior or orchid space, like,
- 33:53oh, Rick is short for Richardson because he's credited as
- 33:55Richardson Morgan. And it was that guy.
- 33:58And then I saw him in a play. I saw him in All My Sons at the
- 34:02Chester Gateway Theatre playing the lead part of Joe Keller.
- 34:05And I've seen that play many times because it's a, it's a
- 34:08theatre studies set text. I saw Del Henny play it, play it
- 34:11in, in Birmingham. I've seen, I've seen it a few
- 34:13times and Rick Morgan is the best Joe Keller I've seen.
- 34:17It was a it was full of really subtle governments and he had a
- 34:20really fantastic theatre career, Rick Morgan.
- 34:24But he never played ball with us, not because he didn't want
- 34:27to. I wrote to him a couple of times
- 34:29and he simply signed photos back, but never filled in any
- 34:32questionnaires I sent him or, or, or answered the letter.
- 34:35He signed the photo, but he didn't engage.
- 34:37We, we tried to get him on the DVDs and Paul eventually spoke
- 34:40to him when we were working on, on, on the commentary of this,
- 34:43which is relatively recent and, and spoke to him and he was very
- 34:48nice, but just said it was a long time ago my acting career.
- 34:53I don't really think about it. I don't really do anything.
- 34:55His wife said, well, you volunteer in the local food bank
- 34:57deer. And he said, well, yes, I
- 34:58suppose I do that. But he was also, he was, he was
- 35:00a bit deaf. And it wasn't that he was anti
- 35:03it. He was just one of those people
- 35:05that didn't engage with and in fact, somebody else I, I know
- 35:10was, was writing a piece and researching.
- 35:13He did, he wrote one television play it as part of a series of
- 35:17horror anthology and, and wrote a lovely blog on it online and,
- 35:21and tried to sort of get, get some feedback from him on that.
- 35:25And apparently he read the blog and he was happy to read it.
- 35:28This went through an intermediary mutual friend, but
- 35:33didn't engage, engage back again, not in a not in an
- 35:36antagonistic way. He just maybe he was shy.
- 35:39Maybe he just wanted to put it all behind him.
- 35:41Maybe he was just not particularly outgoing or
- 35:44whatever. But for whatever reason, he it
- 35:46wasn't like he was Greta Garbo and we couldn't get him.
- 35:49He was always sort of there. And as I say, it was nice enough
- 35:52to sign photos and things, but for whatever reason, he didn't
- 35:55want to do the he didn't want to do the bit where he talked about
- 35:59his work or whatever. And we have to respect that.
- 36:02But it's also obviously as somebody that wants, you know,
- 36:06all the testimony one can get about everything.
- 36:09That's my bag. I always feel he's one of those
- 36:12that got away, but it wasn't through want of trying.
- 36:14Sometimes it happens with people where we go, oh damn, we missed
- 36:18them. Well, we didn't miss Rick
- 36:21Morgan. We just, we just didn't, didn't
- 36:24hit him. I quite like scenes.
- 36:28I know they are saying things that we already know, but scenes
- 36:31where you just hang with characters like that.
- 36:33Because then when you start losing those people, well,
- 36:36you've had a bit of time to get to know them and relax with
- 36:39them. And it's the sort of thing
- 36:40there's no time to do in Doctor Who now.
- 36:43Yes, well, yes, it's it's funny because I think of something
- 36:46like kill the moon when Tony a sober gets killed.
- 36:49I mean, I'm obviously upset because it's Tony a sober and I
- 36:51wanted him to have a bigger part.
- 36:54But it's only after that character's died that that
- 36:57Hermione Norris goes, Oh, and he taught me so much and he was
- 36:59like, teach the and it's like, well, it would have been really
- 37:02nice to have known that before he got killed because then we
- 37:04might have felt something. And no, I look, I'm, I'm much,
- 37:09I, I love 60s telly and I love stuff where people just talk.
- 37:13I think you can make you, you can have scenes where it's just
- 37:17where the only thing you get out of the scene is character.
- 37:20But well written character and well played character is
- 37:24interesting and it's. The sort of thing that Russell
- 37:27got back in 2005 with a character like, oh God, the Blue
- 37:31Lady in the end of the World, You know?
- 37:33And she has that beautiful scene with Billie Piper, and then
- 37:35she's killed immediately afterwards.
- 37:37Yeah, but she's only in it. She's only in it because the
- 37:39episode was under running. She's well, for exactly the same
- 37:42reason as I think that chap that we were just talking about was
- 37:47in it. Now, Corporal Evans, Driver
- 37:50Evans was a slight worry for me. I'd I'd enjoyed the character in
- 37:55the book but when the telesnaps came back because he's got that
- 37:59slightly jutting chin it it did look like he was gurning quite a
- 38:05lot. Oh, I.
- 38:06See, and I was slightly worried that the performance would be
- 38:09bit arch a bit and he's not he's great.
- 38:13Well, he's in our sly boots, isn't he?
- 38:15He's a brilliant character and I'm sure I'm sure I read in an
- 38:18interview in the early days of Doctor Who magazine from Mervyn
- 38:20Hazeman saying that they'd wanted to bring Evans back into
- 38:24the the Unit fold, but that it was deemed that, you know, for
- 38:29later for later stories. Had had they been involved, you
- 38:34know, with the development of of unit as I think had originally
- 38:36been the the plan before they fell out with show, but that but
- 38:41that it it was deemed that the character was too offensive to
- 38:44the Welsh. So, Derek.
- 38:46Imagine him just popping up. Well, he comes, he comes back in
- 38:50the Silurians as a different character and he's got about 3
- 38:54lines and gets killed. He's private, right?
- 38:56Who blows some bubble gum and goes, I'm in the tunnels and
- 38:59then gets killed. So having had a really good part
- 39:02in five episodes of The Web of Fear, he comes back for one
- 39:06episode of Doctor and the Silurians and gets killed.
- 39:08And then he comes back in Sharda, where the story doesn't
- 39:11even get made. Poor old Derek Pollitz.
- 39:13So he's actually in Doctor Who three times, but his first go is
- 39:17his best. Why they worry about offending
- 39:19the Welsh? Have you seen the Green Death?
- 39:23Well, here's a trivia question for you, Joe.
- 39:26There are there's the Brigadier's Foot, not played by
- 39:28Nicholas Courtney. There there were three Pollit
- 39:31brother actors, and another one of them was in Doctor Who.
- 39:38So Driver Evans has a brother Who who appears in the Trout and
- 39:41era. Do you know who who?
- 39:43His brother. What with the surname Polly?
- 39:46Yeah. I don't have a clue.
- 39:49Tell me. The the the Time Lord who isn't
- 39:52Bernard Horseful and isn't Trevor Martin in the war games,
- 39:56who then comes back in the three doctors.
- 39:58But you can't you can't. That is Clyde Pollitt, who is
- 40:04who is the brother of Derek Pollitt and the other brother I
- 40:06think was called Brian, who was the longest lived.
- 40:08I think Brian only died a couple years ago.
- 40:09He he never was in a in a Doctor Who, but Derek Pollitt lost his.
- 40:13I I say he was very short sighted and he lost his
- 40:16eyesight. So his his acting career was
- 40:18curtailed by that. But and Clyde Polly had a great
- 40:21career with the the English stage company under Michael
- 40:24Bogdanov. But yes, so he he the two
- 40:27brothers appear in the Trouton era.
- 40:29I love this cliffhanger. As long as you're educating me
- 40:31with information like that, you have not wasted your life, OK?
- 40:36Oh, the phone machines go in. Is it a model shot?
- 40:39Yeah, it's great though, isn't it?
- 40:41I love that. I think this it's, it's funny
- 40:44because we get the foam I think is a bit ubiquitous in the Trout
- 40:48and era and that makes me worry for Fury slightly.
- 40:51But actually I think the scenes, particularly the models like
- 40:55that and the end of episode 5, I think I'm not bored of foam.
- 40:59I think foam's amazing. I think foam is really scary and
- 41:02fantastic. Excuse me the the the end of
- 41:06episode 5 of Seeds of Death. I mean, that's the best use of
- 41:09foam ever. Well.
- 41:10You see, but This is why you see, because seeds of death was
- 41:13the only trout and story on video for me for years and years
- 41:16and years. So I've watched it over and over
- 41:18and over and over again. So I am a bit blase about the
- 41:21seeds of death because it was one I was I'm so familiar with,
- 41:24you know, so so I think I was slightly worried that Oh God, if
- 41:27well, if there's that much foam in all of the other ones.
- 41:30But it's not enough. It's not enough that it's just
- 41:33foam. He's got dry ice pumping through
- 41:35that tunnel as. Well, he just, he just shoots it
- 41:37really, really well. It's a brilliant cliffhanger
- 41:41that and I remember it from, from being a chapter in the
- 41:44book, you know, No, I think I think that's a great cliffhanger
- 41:48and a great episode. Although it does, you know, if
- 41:52they were, if they were to recolour it and and present it
- 41:57for a modern audience, there would be lots of scenes in that
- 42:00that would be totally absent. To the story's detriment, I
- 42:05think. Possibly.
- 42:07Well, yeah, like a relaxed place.
- 42:09And you like little weems, you need little weems to have his
- 42:11moments because obviously he, he, he's the first of them to,
- 42:15to get nobbled. And you know that that then you
- 42:19start to realise that, that you know the fortress is not
- 42:21impenetrable. I I have sort of, you know,
- 42:25after the delight of being able to watch this episode.
- 42:29Unfortunately, I'm here to tell you now that we cannot watch
- 42:32episode 3 of The Web Affair. However, thanks to some
- 42:37enterprising professionals, we can watch a top notch animation
- 42:43for episode 3. Are you up for this challenge?
- 42:45I am up for this challenge. Let's do it.
- 42:49I will cut it there.