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HIGHTLIGHT POD: The Woody Show July 7th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The show and that video that we were discussing in
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  Speaker 1: the Genus News about the neighbors, the two neighbor ladies
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  Speaker 1: who got into it full of white trash, redneck news stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah uh.
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  Speaker 3: That just the clip is this big fat white chicken
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  Speaker 3: is gnawing on the neighbor lady's leg like a he's
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  Speaker 3: a chicken wheel pressed target. I'll put a bullet between you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I like the yeah bitch thing that yeah
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  Speaker 3: yeah guy. I noticed that listener is using that more
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  Speaker 3: on the text.
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  Speaker 2: I always find it funny when a woman calls another
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  Speaker 2: woman a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That clip obviously from Breaking bade Ye Bitch, and
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  Speaker 3: then the other the other one that I've noticed has
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  Speaker 3: picked up some steam, is uh. You know how people
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  Speaker 3: say like by Felicia, but from this show, it's like
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  Speaker 3: you feel me Greg. They'll say something like you just
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  Speaker 3: over the top, just total sarcastic tongue in cheek, and
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  Speaker 3: then someone will text something over and then they'll end
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  Speaker 3: it with you feel me Greg. Yes, I agree, even
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  Speaker 3: you're not talking to somebody named Greg again, like saying
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  Speaker 3: bye Felicia. You feel me, Greg, You feel me? I do?
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  Speaker 3: I do because there's anybody in here that's gonna laugh
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  Speaker 3: at the other stupid stuff that I find funny. It's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be Greg, you know, you know, I know I
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  Speaker 3: can always count on Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, even if I don't agree, I feel it,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Man, It was going down, dude. Speaking of other drama,
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  Speaker 3: this thirty year old woman in Maryland, she's in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't get her Taco bell fast enough. She was
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  Speaker 3: waiting for her order. Okay, I get it, and she
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  Speaker 3: got fed up because it's just taking too long. So
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  Speaker 3: she starts arguing with the employees that got her nowhere.
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  Speaker 3: She started to start talking some more trash, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: you know, level up a little bit, that will speed
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  Speaker 3: things up. It didn't, so she stepped up again. She
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  Speaker 3: got verbally abusive. So now she's one from just like
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  Speaker 3: talking trash. Now she's being verbally abusive. Yeah, that didn't work,
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  Speaker 3: so she flashed her gun, copped called, they came arrested her.
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  Speaker 3: She's been hit with a bunch of charges and menace.
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  Speaker 3: She's been given a lifetime ban from Taco Bell. Why
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  Speaker 3: even live?
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  Speaker 4: Why go on?
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  Speaker 2: No more Taco bella what would you consider quote too
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  Speaker 2: long for your order? I mean if it's even if
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  Speaker 2: it's five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah wait, I don't. Yeah, this whole thicking patience thing
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  Speaker 3: that I think like Sea Bass, for sure, it's more performative, agreed,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like because he's the whole thing about like
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  Speaker 3: I don't even accept change. I throw it on the
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  Speaker 3: ground because it saves time. Like, yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: where he is. I think he's running anyway. If if
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  Speaker 3: you're here, seas, you're in the office, come on it.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, he does.
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  Speaker 2: Right, It's like I said, that's that part is more
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  Speaker 2: And here's why. Because he is intelligent and intellectual, he
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  Speaker 2: should have the maturity to wait five minutes for a meal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. So he and I traveled Sea Bass and
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  Speaker 3: I traveled to Atlanta for a thing that it was fine.
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  Speaker 3: It was fine as soon as he got on we
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  Speaker 3: got on the plane. I flew us first class, right,
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  Speaker 3: And as soon as he got on the plane, it's
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  Speaker 3: like six in the morning, and he's like, uh, yes,
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  Speaker 3: I'll have a champagne before they.
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  Speaker 5: That's when he pretends to be fancy.
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  Speaker 3: He goes off the CHAMPI I'm like, serious, Champagne goes, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeahs for you.
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  Speaker 2: There are no clocks when it comes to flying.
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  Speaker 3: So then you know. He lived in Atlanta for a
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  Speaker 3: long time and I like, hey, man, I'm looking for
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  Speaker 3: at some point while we're here, I would like to
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  Speaker 3: go to like a total southern breakfast Oh yeah, kind
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  Speaker 3: of place, like I don't care where it is or whatever. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: he made the suggestion. It happened to be right by
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  Speaker 3: where we were staying the hotel that we were at
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  Speaker 3: separate rooms. In case you're wondering, I was you feel
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  Speaker 3: me anyway, Uh, we get there and it's busy because
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  Speaker 3: it's a morning. It's like a you know whatever, Friday,
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  Speaker 3: Saturday or whatever. Yeah, breakfast spot. We get there and
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  Speaker 3: the woman at the desk says it'll be ten minutes,
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  Speaker 3: okay for a super popular great that's He's like nope,
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  Speaker 3: And he like doesn't say, I don't know, what do
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  Speaker 3: you think, just goes nope and then turns around and
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  Speaker 3: walks out.
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  Speaker 2: So in the time it took for him to find
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  Speaker 2: another place to eat.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was telling you, another hour, I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: where else where else? What's around here? What else is
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  Speaker 3: around here? That's gonna that's I see you in less
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  Speaker 3: than ten you know what you know, Like it's called
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  Speaker 3: like the Flying Biscuit or something like that. That place.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course we've ate there together.
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  Speaker 3: We've ate there, We ate there. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we've ate there. We ate that.
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  Speaker 2: We seen there.
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  Speaker 5: We've seen it at the place that he didn't wait
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  Speaker 5: I want to wait at?
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  Speaker 3: Oh was it the same place? Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: See Greg, intelligence and maturity I do not think go
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  Speaker 6: together all the time.
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  Speaker 4: But does this makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: That's the formula more can Yeah, if you are an
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  Speaker 2: intelligent slash mature slash intellectual person, yeah, wouldn't you just
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  Speaker 2: have the fortitude to wait ten minutes?
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  Speaker 3: So there's like another I think it was like maybe
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  Speaker 3: even at the hotel.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's another restaurant, like right across from that one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we walked in there. Well, how long is the
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  Speaker 3: wait after this is after spending like you know, five
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  Speaker 3: minutes trying to figure out what else was around? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: then we walked to the other place, sat down, and
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  Speaker 3: like it would have been like an extra four minutes
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  Speaker 3: had we waited for the place that he recommended.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that other place is trash. It was empty.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like the logic of an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but like I like, I just don't like
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  Speaker 3: I value my time to a certain degree.
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  Speaker 4: But when I come, it's like a meality.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to make it like a medicine f
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  Speaker 3: one pit stop totally. Like let's say we've designated this
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  Speaker 3: time to have a meal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the event.
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  Speaker 2: Like what are you rushing away to do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Now, I don't know that's a question for like
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  Speaker 3: Menace and Seabas because they're they're the two were the
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  Speaker 3: most guilty. I can't be here any more than five seconds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I do have the patients the size of
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  Speaker 5: a fleece penis. But ten minutes is nothing crazy to me.
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  Speaker 5: I would I would say when they say forty five minutes,
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  Speaker 5: I'm out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: It depends where you are, Like where you're at, is
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  Speaker 3: it a Friday night? Yeah, I'm telling how long it's
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  Speaker 3: going to take to get to the other place that
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  Speaker 3: we're going to go, and what's the weight going to be?
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  Speaker 3: Like there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely doing the math in my head, I'm like, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 5: let's say it's a thirty minute. Wait, Well, by the
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  Speaker 5: time I go figure out another spot, blah blah, it's
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  Speaker 5: going to be the same amount of time. So then
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  Speaker 5: I'll just wait. Ten minutes is not minutes, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 5: just cut.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: The time wasting stuff that drives me nuts is when
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  Speaker 3: you know the is done and you're just waiting for
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  Speaker 3: somebody to come back around so you could pay the
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  Speaker 3: bill and get out. Like that's the time waster that
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  Speaker 3: I I don't like.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll go find nobody likes it.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm saying like, that's the one that annoys me.
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  Speaker 6: See, I think it's performative to sit in your chair
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  Speaker 6: and wait like you're in kindergarten. I'll just be like,
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  Speaker 6: I will go get them, Like I don't need to
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  Speaker 6: sit here and wait like a child.
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  Speaker 5: My thing when it comes to eating, like not every
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  Speaker 5: meal needs to be an event.
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  Speaker 3: And most aren't. Like sometimes just fast food.
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  Speaker 5: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: But this woman losing her mind at the taco bell again,
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  Speaker 3: how long would that be? Now you're never going to
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  Speaker 3: talk about possibly is too long. You're so heated and
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  Speaker 3: now you're pulling a gun, going to jail over it.
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  Speaker 5: But I do have people in my life that every
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  Speaker 5: single meal has to be like this planned out thing.
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  Speaker 3: No, every meal is not going to a restaurant that
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  Speaker 3: has cloth napkins.
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  Speaker 6: But you literally said, where is a great breakfast place?
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing I want to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the highlight, mel Yeah, this wasn't a
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he screwed you man again. Eventually I forgot because
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  Speaker 3: we did go that. I ended up going back, but
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  Speaker 3: it was with Menace. It was like the following year
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: He was there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had the same the same event again, and
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  Speaker 3: so Menace and I went to say we eaten there
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  Speaker 3: or what.
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  Speaker 4: We Yeah, we we came there.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah we in there. Yes, yeah we had in
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  Speaker 5: there eating there.
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  Speaker 3: We heard about MENACE's travels. Yes, he went to a
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  Speaker 3: number of different places surrounding his F one obsession.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in London and I was in Austria.
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  Speaker 5: I went to Paris and I even made a pit
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  Speaker 5: stop in Switzerland too.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, just showed me a video of him walking
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  Speaker 2: on was it London Bridge? Yeah, on the top part
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  Speaker 2: of it where they have a glass floor session I
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  Speaker 2: was making so I was walking.
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  Speaker 3: That was the scariest video I've ever seen. Its Menace.
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  Speaker 5: How many days are you gone, oh what nine? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but I.
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  Speaker 3: Know how long we were on break, but how much
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  Speaker 3: of that were you? Like he left, Yeah, you did
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  Speaker 3: the entire time. Entire time, all right, because we get
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  Speaker 3: these like what does a trip like that cost? Because
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  Speaker 3: you always talk about these trips like I went here
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  Speaker 3: and then I went there and then like what is
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  Speaker 3: that that was?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just you know, like overall with like hotels and
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  Speaker 5: flights and everything, so travel.
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  Speaker 3: And hotel like dinners and stuff like that. Forget all
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  Speaker 3: that stuff. And I'm saying just in general just getting
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  Speaker 3: from place to place and then the hotel stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Like forty five hundred bucks maybe both of you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: to go to all those places.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well because detective with prices, well here's due.
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  Speaker 3: Also here's a ton of money to go from you know,
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  Speaker 3: like uh, Los Angeles to Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 5: Well you book stuff so last minute, like booked way ahead.
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  Speaker 3: But that was like three weeks in advance. On Southwest
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  Speaker 3: I one hundred dollars the.
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  Speaker 5: Cheap yeah anymore barely anymore. But knowing that, yeah, but
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  Speaker 5: on my international travels, I got everybody gifts yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so I wanted to like hook.
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  Speaker 3: For different locations, different locations.
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  Speaker 5: Let's start with Sammy. Now, I'm sorry the bag. It
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  Speaker 5: was one of the first stops and the bag kind
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  Speaker 5: of got all crunched up. But this is from a
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  Speaker 5: palace in Vienna, Austria, and they are really into Christmas there.
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  Speaker 5: So at the palace they had a bunch of ornaments there,
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  Speaker 5: and I thought, since you moved, this ornament would make
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  Speaker 5: sense because you want to have a memory of a
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  Speaker 5: place that you used to live.
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  Speaker 3: Now it is it is a little squirrel.
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  Speaker 5: Squirrel yeah, yeah, So if you don't know Sammy, she
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  Speaker 5: had neighbor come over and asked if they could bear
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  Speaker 5: bury a squirrel in her Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Right, and then it got dug up by raccoonts.
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  Speaker 5: But check out the Emperor of Austria. Her story crazy.
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  Speaker 5: She got assassinated when she was in her fifties, but
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  Speaker 5: she lived this crazy life. So I went to her
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  Speaker 5: her estate and checked it out. It was really really
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  Speaker 5: cool to have a big Christmas. Yeah to Austria is yeah,
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  Speaker 5: all about Christmas. So they had a lot of ladies
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  Speaker 5: states and.
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  Speaker 3: About the Empress. So is this the same neighbor with
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  Speaker 3: the squirrel that you were afraid to tell or you
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  Speaker 3: were afraid to tell that you were moving.
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  Speaker 5: I am afraid. I have not told her yet.
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  Speaker 3: I did move.
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  Speaker 8: I haven't told her because I haven't seen her. But
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  Speaker 8: like she texts me on holidays and stuff, and so
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  Speaker 8: she texted me over the holidays and always like.
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  Speaker 5: Well she's going to die now.
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  Speaker 3: She was going to help various. I know.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want her to go running knocking on the
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  Speaker 8: door again at some point.
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  Speaker 5: And it's while I was at the palace. I did
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  Speaker 5: pick up something for Greg as well, now very carefully
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  Speaker 5: Christmas store different, it's the same at the palace.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so mother, beautiful box.
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  Speaker 5: The Impress of Austria.
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  Speaker 2: What is that really? It's a a fountain pen with
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  Speaker 2: a little thing of ink in it.
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  Speaker 5: That's very fancy.
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  Speaker 3: That is so fancy.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a gold has actual feathers.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I've never used One's a really nice.
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  Speaker 3: Try it out.
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  Speaker 4: Is it a calligraphy?
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  Speaker 3: Then I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't try it right this moment. It's all beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: It's very fancy and wrapped.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to take a minute to get it
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  Speaker 2: out on dearest Wow, I will get I missed the
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  Speaker 2: dear lad.
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  Speaker 3: Now and then he's not traveling by himself. He travels
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  Speaker 3: with his wife. Somebody in the texts you do always
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: traveling by yourself. That's not one.
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  Speaker 5: Person that always comments and all my stuff that obsessed
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  Speaker 5: with me. But here's a new thing.
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  Speaker 3: So forgetting stupid.
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  Speaker 5: So then, Gina, when I was in London, there's this
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  Speaker 5: place called skin Cupid that was very very very uh popular.
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  Speaker 5: It was packed and it had all these skincare things
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  Speaker 5: in there. So I got a bunch of items Cupid,
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  Speaker 5: Are you serious? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Think there's so much stuff and it's all highly rated stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Curito daily, selt touch sunscreen, mung bean cleansing, foam, Haru
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  Speaker 6: black rice I cream yes please, and wheat rice ten
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  Speaker 6: plus azelic acid and high hyaluron.
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  Speaker 3: People make up.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just tell me what's good?
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  Speaker 3: Talk this is?
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  Speaker 4: You are thank you amazing? Where was the f.
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  Speaker 5: One raised Menace in Austria? And then I went to
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  Speaker 5: Silverstone in the UK for another race. Now this one
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  Speaker 5: is for Jeff g because he loves taking notes. Now
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: I went to the golf store. I went to the
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  Speaker 5: golf store and Tyler Creator he has a clothing line
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  Speaker 5: called Golf. And then so there's like a notebook.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so not golf as in the sport. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: one of my favorite man. We went to the golf store, confusing.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome little notebook and the sticker to have. I have
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  Speaker 5: ones from different places as well, So thank you man.
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  Speaker 5: No problem your.
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  Speaker 4: Notes jacket, I can Yeah, I like that jacket. Weird
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  Speaker 4: thing to brand golf. You're a rapper. You're a rapper.
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  Speaker 4: What can you make notebooks?
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  Speaker 2: Put on your name when you're inspired to write a wrap?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 2: What was the brand?
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  Speaker 5: Was it?
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  Speaker 3: But the red lettering or the red box, the white letters,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: the prem Yeah, I still out there now.
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  Speaker 5: This brand is very popular in London and this is
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  Speaker 5: from Morgan. I don't know if you're into it or not.
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  Speaker 5: Just sell it on the internet if you're not. But
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  Speaker 5: I know some people are aware of it in America.
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  Speaker 5: But Jim Shark, yeah of course, yeah, Jim Shark. They
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  Speaker 5: have a Yeah, they have a massive store in London
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  Speaker 5: and they had a bunch of Jim Shark stuff there
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  Speaker 5: and a headband because I know you like wear your
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: head band.
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  Speaker 4: This brand is super popular.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah okay, yeah, I didn't know, but it was yeah
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  Speaker 5: an saying you know Jims you.
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  Speaker 3: Like did you ever get that that heavy bag that
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  Speaker 3: you were looking to get to your place? I find
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  Speaker 3: you posted something on on social media you were looking
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  Speaker 3: to move. Was it a like just a big, heavy bag,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And then shout out to Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Sammy's the one that was like, do you want this thing?
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  Speaker 4: You haven't?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, so I don't have it. But I was
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  Speaker 8: at my friend's place and they're moving and they've had
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  Speaker 8: it and they're getting rid of it, and I was like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: are you guys just gonna throw that in the trash
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: and they were like, yeah, it's super heavy, don't use it.
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  Speaker 8: And I was like, I think I might know someone
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  Speaker 8: who wants it. So it's going to Morgan if we
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: can get it to Morgan.
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  Speaker 5: Get yeah, heavy and it's big. Don't ask me check
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  Speaker 5: out check out love dot com or air tasker.
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  Speaker 4: A heavy box in an apartment.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's outside. It's like a full size like
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got a heavy bag. Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: it's got like a big metal structure where then it
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: hangs from. It's the whole thing. It's not just the
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: bag that she's got to try to find, Like a.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Wants that for his birthday?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: How much are they.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Hundreds of dollars on me?
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Is probably like three hundred.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: Dollars you can get if you get just the bag itself,
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: you can get for less than thirty and then.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Now but this is a heavy bag, right but he I'm.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Seeing it Dicks for a hundred bucks for a hundred pounds.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, again you can go.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: You can with anything. You can upgrade her down.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Well for Woody, when I was in
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: switched to Land for a couple of hours, I did
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: pick you up a bunch of different chocolates that they have. Now.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: I wanted to get what I found at the airport,
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: which was pretty cool. You know what they had? They
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: had a ton of knives for sale at the airport.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Does that work?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just like in the gift shops. And also, man,
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: I would love to buy this knife, but I was
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: going to two other countries and I was like, I
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: can't travel itself. I bought either chocolate.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Are you are you doing just carry ons?
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Strips?
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I know he hates.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: To check a bag, but like when you're going for
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: nine days or whatever, but what a bag? I check
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: it bag?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: So what I do is I do all carry ons,
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: and at the very end, I buy a very very
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: cheap large luggage and I throw in like all my
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: dirty clothes and all the important stuff going onto the
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: carry on.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's a great idea, I do it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Got there so many different chocolate what's what are?
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: They just says, uh, I can't read this chuck a
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: lot something, and then I guess that's just kind of
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: the brand. It doesn't tell me that's dark dark. Yeah, okay,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: this would be I'm assuming white. What does it saying?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: L A I T lots like milk, lots.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: This milk chocolate. And then this one over here is
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: milk and it's a bright bracelets bracelets b R I
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: C E L E T s all right, yeah it's
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: milk and whatever.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: That some sort of nut. Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: You can use Google glass and i''ll translate everything for you.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: That's what I learned on my trip. That's really uh
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: for Sea Bass. Now, I bought you three books. You
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: love books, so I bought you one book that has
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty ideas on how to upset people,
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: which that was pretty fun, so like it was, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: read one of it. I mean, I translated it. But
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: one of the pages said, when you're at the beach
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: and you see people swimming in the ocean, go up
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: to their towels and kick sand onto their towels. Just practice. Yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Or if you're going on the subway, have a cactus
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: with you. So that's one of the books. One on
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: French humor, which I'm sure you'll.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, So this is fifty ideas pool Mandel. Sure, yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: it's the French version.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: And then the other thing is, because you said do
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: you want to have a family soon, here's a hundred
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: ideas on how to like talk to women, talk to no,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: basically talk to your family at dinner.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: That's really good for him. He's not mentioning these are
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: all written in French.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Wait, how's how's the learning Japanese thing going? Uh?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Bueno?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I still have It was last year. I believe it
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: was his new Year's resolution. He said, by the end
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: of the year he will Japanese.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: And then real quick, I got Menji some French movies
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: on DVD because he loves does love film. And then
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: or I got him a w W E British hoodie
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: and I got them at Abbey Road soccer Jersey.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't know they. I thought that was
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: like I thought, w w ea. Stuff was so American.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Think anybody else written?
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Britain massive.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I expected better from them.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Oh and one other thing I did. I did get Tyler.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I get I got Tyler some cards Fanatics. They have
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: a store in London.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: People are still going hammer of like getting cards there too.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: It's a big thing.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's nice when people send us stuff. We get
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: stuff in the mail every once in a while. But
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: if you're going to send something here, please put like
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: a note in there, like a way to contact to
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: your or did you ever figure out like somebody sent
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: some Pokemon stuff. I still have no idea who this
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: is from.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: It's stamped on the inside the box from Omega Dog
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: sent us a bunch of Pokemon cards. But then I
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: was looking at them, I realized they're all Snorrelax, which
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: is the big fat Pokemon.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? I think it was that's the
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: characters snork a Lack.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I think it was for Tyler.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Tyler, but there was no anyway. It just said it
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: was addressed to the Woody Show and it didn't have
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: There was no note on the inside of a much
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: of Pokemon stuff, so I gave it to U Board.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I figured it was for him, makes sense.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna keep him because he's the one.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Like would you say, like, is a Pokemon go you
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: were down to?
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Oh no, it's all Pokemon, all Pokemon games. I'm down
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: to the last eleven Pokemon needed out of five.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations, I regular that's incredible.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, master, I'm gonna menace clause.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, band menace, no problem.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: Apparently the priestlett Is there was a little thin wafer
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: like a pancake cookie thing.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: That sounds nice.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Oh and by the way, I went to all the
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: sporting stores out there, and they only care about three
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: teams when it comes to baseball, the Keys, the Dodgers,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: and the A's A yeah, the Athletics and that was
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: really that's all. They had hats for those teams.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I know I would have said, like maybe Chicago, the
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Hubs or the Red Sox.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Have photo proof that I went to all these believe. Yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: it was weird.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I think I'll never go there to see for myself.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: But I believe go to London.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: It is the easiest that it's not that it's not
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it's not as difficult. I just don't know what I
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: would do once I'm there that I would be.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: That I would find interesting, Like what would you go
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: to a castle and read up some queen?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: So that's that's like that that was in Vienna. You
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: could get tea. Yeah, you can get what I did.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: You can go to that thing where they bring out
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: that like little carrying case and then there's like multiple
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: plates of different sandwiches. Yeah, that was pretty good.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: You could meet my kids.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: But you're you're a sight seeing vacation guy, which is
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: like why we can never be in a romantic relationship
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: because we vacationed differently. Like Greg and I we could
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: easily be in a lover's really, we could do so
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: much sex on the beach, Yeah, because he and I
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: vacation the same. Like our idea of vacation is going somewhere,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: sleeping in, sitting on a beach and doing that for
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: at least a week strike with alcohol. That would drive
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Menace nuts, you know, and the idea of what Menace
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: does sounds exhausting to me.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of walking.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when moved it to the end of the show.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I was just telling Jeff, like, I don't know what's
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: going on. I'm exhausted today, Like what do we do
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: today that I'm so like, I don't know that we
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: had a guest, but yeah, like so the idea of like,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: you know, getting a vacation from the work schedule and
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: then just running. As long as I've known medas man,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: that's what he does.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: One day, Like I slept until like two in the afternoon,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: but what time you grew up?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Until?
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Uh midnight? I went to I wanted to believe it
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: or not. I went to church. There's a Catholic church
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: that did this like light show in Vienna. It was dope.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: It was like Disney fantastic.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: And he got drunk one night though.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Oh I kept on sending drunk videos Greg because it
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: was like daylight. I'm like, Greg, can you believe this?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: So cool?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: By the way, can I see her? Weader?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: If my wife is listening and anybody in this room
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: who knows me, can you imagine my wife saying to me, Hey,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: so there's this church and they have a light show.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Come my reaction to that, But wait, that's not that's
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: at night.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: So during the day we can go visit a castle.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Greg and I have already agreed to take your wife
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: on like a romantic your vacation.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I told her to go. I'll fully fund a like
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: a like a chick trip like you know, their friends
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: or her girlfriends or whatever like go, like I want
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: her to experience those things. I just know here's the thing,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I just know that I would not be the best
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: person to do that with. I would I would not like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't pout and make like a scene about it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I just it just wouldn't be a good time and
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be into it, you know. And then that's
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: a difference in style. That's it. If you love it, great,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: that's that's awesome. I know a lot of people do.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: The built in history of England is just so cool.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure you can also go to Philly for history.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: You know. Is like we're celebrating while I'm America is
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: celebrating their two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, pretty man, and
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I'm going No, I hung out with Bad Bunny. He's American.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: But dude, the the bars like some random pub is
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: like way older than America. When you're walking there, it's yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: don't tell me about Philly.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. More what he
• 25:37
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