You Can't Make This Stuff Up-7-13-26

CHUX MIX DAILY PODCAST · Jul 13, 2026 · 11m

Today...a Tokyo, Japan woman was recently arrested for sewing her roommate's lips shut. Our Doofus of the day is a Man Who Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup...Todd From the Club tells us about How Russian Schools Now Require 17 Hours Of Basic Military Training...and...we offer The Ultimate Summer Thermostat Solution: THE FORT KNOX LOCKBOX!"