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THE DISCLAIMER: Summer Wardrobe Planning · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Hodak here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yay, fellas. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff. Have you seen Keezy's outfit today, Mogi? No.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite, it's, I don't know how to describe it, really.
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  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen Keezy's outfit, he says. Do you know what, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: I don't blame you, man. This is what's wrong with
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  Speaker 3: men's fashion.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I was having this conversation with my brother there, Luke.
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  Speaker 3: And below, I think below the knees, I think we're
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  Speaker 3: made to look like chumps.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, is that what you took from looking at my outfit?
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  Speaker 3: I think. And I know this is accepted how people
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  Speaker 3: wear things, and young men, and I say young men
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  Speaker 3: even though you're 35. These socks that get pulled halfway
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  Speaker 3: up the calf and with your shoes on, whatever they are,
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  Speaker 3: it looks fucking heinous. And I'm in the same boat
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  Speaker 3: as you, Keezy. And I don't have a solution. I
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  Speaker 3: think that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's a generational thing. Seriously, Keezy. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm with Mike in that.
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  Speaker 3: Even though you guys are closer in age than me
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  Speaker 3: and Jase.
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  Speaker 2: In your 20s, when I was in my 20s and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: it was gender. To wear ankle socks with shoes would
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  Speaker 2: just be like the biggest– uncool thing you could do.
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  Speaker 2: And I have often been watching around summertime and I've gone, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so that's the look. And I've embraced it. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like a doofus.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I do. I'm more inclined to do an
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  Speaker 3: ankle sock that you can't see than what the youth do,
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  Speaker 3: which is the socks pulled up halfway up the calf
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  Speaker 3: or longer socks anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But having said that, my weak zone, my
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  Speaker 2: real area of.
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  Speaker 3: It's between the ears.
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  Speaker 2: Is the ankle area. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: Allergic to talking shit.
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  Speaker 2: Just above that, my ankles are so skinny and my
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  Speaker 2: legs are so skinny. That, like, I have embraced the
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  Speaker 2: fact that I look ludicrous.
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  Speaker 3: You love ankle socks so much you've got one around
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  Speaker 3: your dick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's not an ankle sock, it's a rugby sock.
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  Speaker 3: That goes up to the knee.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, um.
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  Speaker 4: So is it the shoes that you don't like?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of the black shoes and
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  Speaker 2: white socks. It's not my look. But then again, like Mogi,
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  Speaker 2: I fully accept that that is the look these days.
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  Speaker 2: And who am I to disagree? I'm no fashion icon.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are looking at my Japan outfit.
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  Speaker 3: Where's your floaters?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, not taking my floaters.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What happened? Because I'm taking one bag. So I've been
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  Speaker 4: told not to take a big bag and I don't
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  Speaker 4: usually anyway, but I also want to save room for shopping.
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  Speaker 4: So these shoes, I got some black comfortable shoes, which
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  Speaker 4: can kind of, I can go out for dinner in
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  Speaker 4: them and I can walk around everywhere with them, you know,
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  Speaker 4: put some jeans with these.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: And whereas my floaters are too like, Oh, look at me.
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  Speaker 4: I've got sneakers on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're pretty big.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what I was meaning.
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  Speaker 2: Where was it, Keezy, that it was somewhere over in
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  Speaker 2: Europe where you were wearing something and someone gave you
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  Speaker 2: the sort of up and down look?
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  Speaker 1: And laughed.
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  Speaker 2: And laughed. Was that Paris, was it? And what were
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  Speaker 2: you wearing that day?
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  Speaker 4: I was wearing my floaters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: White socks, white New Balance sneakers, white socks, sort of
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  Speaker 4: halfway up there or a third of the way up
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  Speaker 4: the leg there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like greeny-coloured shorts. Yes. And just a nice summery button-up shirt.
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  Speaker 4: And a remurker hat and.
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  Speaker 2: A black hoodie and some skinny jeans and some woman's boots,
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  Speaker 2: all right?
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  Speaker 4: It's funny, though.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny because– And I'm being absolutely genuine here. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like Mogi in that sense of just going, God,
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  Speaker 2: back in my day, that would be considered the most
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  Speaker 2: geeky thing you could– Not you specifically here.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: But that look of ankle socks and shoes was like.
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  Speaker 4: Ankle socks are hidden socks. You're talking about like– You're talking.
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  Speaker 3: About crew socks. Socks you can't see. Are you talking
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  Speaker 3: about those?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: They're not ankle socks. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. They're not
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  Speaker 3: ankle socks. Ankle socks are the ones that sit under
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  Speaker 3: the shoe and you can't see them. Oh, okay. The
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  Speaker 3: invisible bars. They only go up to your ankles.
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  Speaker 4: A crew sock.
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  Speaker 2: A crew sock. Is that what they're called?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's what I wore in like Vietnam, my slip-ons.
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  Speaker 2: But they were very cool. But with ankle socks. I've
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  Speaker 2: been at a loss for years. The only thing I'm
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  Speaker 2: comfortable wearing, 100%. And this is, I've been in this
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  Speaker 2: conversation this week and I'm thinking, fuck me, here we
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  Speaker 2: go again.
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  Speaker 3: We're going into summer.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck. And that's all I wear,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not practical. I can't be walking around business
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  Speaker 3: mogi wearing jandals.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you?
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  Speaker 2: When's that?
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  Speaker 4: Just quickly before we move on. So you're in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: We're never moving on.
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  Speaker 4: You're in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're wearing shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: And you had blue slip-on sketches.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: With Invisi socks.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs just shook his head in Studio B.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what?
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  Speaker 3: What was the shorts part of it? Just shorts?
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  Speaker 2: Jeans shorts?
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  Speaker 4: Tight jean shorts?
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  Speaker 2: No, they weren't tight.
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  Speaker 3: See, that sounds more normal to me than that. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So an invisible, like a blue slip-on sketcher.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And an invisible sock. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Funny, eh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But, like, you were loving it. And you were there,
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  Speaker 4: you were loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was loving it. And just quietly,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not taking any jip from Pugsan about shoes.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, of course not.
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  Speaker 2: Just between the three of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because did you see the ones he got? Nah, it's...
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: No, let me say, his outfit today is the most
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  Speaker 3: normal and cool I've ever seen him look.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 4: See, to me, he looks like he's at a truck stop.
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  Speaker 3: No, he looks like the man today.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a big, massive.
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  Speaker 3: He's got blue jeans. He's got some black jeans on,
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  Speaker 3: a good T-shirt, backbone.
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  Speaker 2: And he's got a big belt buckle.
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  Speaker 3: If you get some photos taken today, Pugs, get them
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  Speaker 3: up on your Instagram. When you're trawling through it in
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  Speaker 3: 20 years, it will be the only photo you're not
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  Speaker 3: embarrassed of.
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  Speaker 2: 100%.
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  Speaker 4: Because all that shit you've been uploading the last five years,
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  Speaker 4: fucking embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because it will date. But a T-shirt and jeans
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  Speaker 3: and boots don't date.
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  Speaker 2: I almost feel like this is a conversation we need
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  Speaker 2: to have on the show, the summer shoe dilemma.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was just looking at it. I gave Pugs
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  Speaker 3: the eye. I was like, when you guys are gone
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  Speaker 3: next week, we'll go deep into it. Yeah, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's great because of the age difference here between
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  Speaker 3: me and him.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a problem I want to solve because I'm
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  Speaker 3: at a fucking loss every year.
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  Speaker 2: The issue that I have with the agenda. which I'm
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  Speaker 2: not massively opposed to.
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  Speaker 3: It might be the biggest swallow of all time.
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  Speaker 2: I've said bigger. My ankles. What's that? I've got really
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  Speaker 2: fucked ankles.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with your ankles.
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  Speaker 2: No, they are fucked. Can you show me one of them?
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  Speaker 2: And I get very sore ankles wearing jandals for some reason.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, do you?
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  Speaker 2: Because there's not enough support there for me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going to Google orthopedic jandals and see what
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  Speaker 4: comes up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But you're right, Jase. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird one. It's a weird one. Dr.
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  Speaker 4: Arch's arch support sandals.
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  Speaker 3: Can we get a photo of Keezy today? Dan?
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  Speaker 4: No, just to be like, is this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we can put it on the story, because
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  Speaker 3: I want to get in a stylist person to talk to.
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  Speaker 3: And find out what's going on here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be a good show.
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  Speaker 3: We've got to get to the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 4: Look at Keezy's lower half hair. Is this normal?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you can do that for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we might as well do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I'm stoked with my new shoes, man.
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  Speaker 4: These are going to be great for walking around.
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  Speaker 3: But you're stoked with your floaters.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I look at those shoes. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how much they cost, Keezy, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: begin to try. But they look to me the sort
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  Speaker 2: of shoes that you could buy at the warehouse for $ 10.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Just my opinion. You could buy those shoes at the
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  Speaker 2: warehouse for $ 15.
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  Speaker 3: Another year older, another year kinder, eh?
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  Speaker 4: This is such a good way to just like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: all I'm saying is that thing you've got there looks
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  Speaker 4: like I could have got it for $ 10. Okay, it
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  Speaker 4: looks like shit.
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  Speaker 2: But again, I have no, I have no, what's the word?
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  Speaker 2: Gravitas in this area. I have no bearing in this area. Experience.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not the one to be judging is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying from my personal point of view.
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  Speaker 4: Point of view, which is looking up. Just quickly, you
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  Speaker 4: said back in the day, if I was wearing this
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  Speaker 4: kind of set up, which is a crew sock and
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  Speaker 4: a black sneaker, it would be really dweeby, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But you were wearing like paisley this and a waistcoat
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  Speaker 4: and winkle pickers and had your own pool cue.
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  Speaker 2: And look fucking hot you know what I mean like
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  Speaker 2: so well funnily enough you know just on that I've
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  Speaker 2: got two really um high quality kind of paisley shirts
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where I got them from actually they're
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  Speaker 2: brand new um no one in my family will let
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  Speaker 2: me wear them Can you please wear one tomorrow? I
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  Speaker 2: actually kind of like them. I think they're pretty fucking cool,
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  Speaker 2: but my family's gone, ooh, what's that shirt? And even
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  Speaker 2: my wife.
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  Speaker 4: What colour are they?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they're a lot.
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  Speaker 2: One's kind of light coloured and the other's kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, ooh, like heaps of flowers and stuff on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, no, those are gross. Yeah. Or like a real
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  Speaker 4: old one or something, but.
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  Speaker 2: Like, ugh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I like them. I like them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All I'm saying is from where I'm sitting that I
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  Speaker 4: could buy that shit for $ 5 from a $ 5 shop.
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  Speaker 2: What I don't want you to do, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: What's that, man?
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  Speaker 2: Is the hoity-jay where you are mocked so mercilessly for
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  Speaker 2: your shoes that you never wear them again.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what happened? I thought you just lost them
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  Speaker 3: or something. No, no.
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  Speaker 4: No, remember he wears them on the weekends apparently.
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  Speaker 3: No, weekends and- Evenings, mornings.
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  Speaker 2: And- And special occasions, Bogey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that won't happen to me, Jase, because these are
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  Speaker 4: men's shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: They're men's shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, Jase, can you tell me what's happened to those boots?
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  Speaker 2: They're still in my wardrobe.
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  Speaker 3: Have they come out?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I've worn them a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because- Well, I'll tell you why. Because they're actually
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  Speaker 2: really comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Weirdly.
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  Speaker 2: For being woman shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Are you in the I don't care what I look
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  Speaker 4: like as long as I'm comfortable phase, which.
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  Speaker 3: Is a good phase. No, he's not. Because if he was,
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  Speaker 3: he'd wear them in here.
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  Speaker 4: Can you please wear them tomorrow with your Paisley shirt?
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  Speaker 3: And my direwolf shirt.
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  Speaker 4: And Mokey's going to wear his direwolf shirt and Pugs
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  Speaker 4: is just going to wear what he's wearing now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm filming tomorrow, so I might.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to go on set looking like an
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  Speaker 2: absolute fuckwit.
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  Speaker 4: Put enough mustard on that. It's good shit. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God almighty.