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- 0:20Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
- 0:24Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Terry
- 0:28Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April twenty third,
- 0:34Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. There have been a number of interesting
- 0:40Speaker 1: stories coming from the Texas Mexican Texas Texas, Texas, from
- 0:47Speaker 1: the Texas Mexico border.
- 0:49Speaker 2: There was the boloney smuggler. That was a fun one.
- 0:53Speaker 1: There was I believe it was the heroin smuggler that
- 0:58Speaker 1: was smuggling a couple of tubes internally.
- 1:04Speaker 2: That was a fun one. But I imagine the blooney
- 1:08Speaker 2: smuggler was more fun for the canine than the heroin sniffing.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Job's gotta get done, and.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Customs and Border patrol is a very difficult job, and
- 1:23Speaker 1: it's one that forges ahead at all times, like this story,
- 1:31Speaker 1: the Texas Border Patrol arrest of a woman trying to
- 1:33Speaker 1: smuggle drugs in multiple internal cavities. Usually when you hear
- 1:40Speaker 1: about these stories, it's like one here, it's multiple.
- 1:49Speaker 3: It's multitasking.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Like I'm pretty sure even a drug mule is saying
- 1:54Speaker 2: that's too many. Given one.
- 2:02Speaker 4: And there's two options on the one and I don't.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Oh, Trey, you're thinking so myopically.
- 2:12Speaker 1: A female US citizen was arrested trying to cross the
- 2:17Speaker 1: Paso del Norte International Crossing in El Paso with drugs
- 2:21Speaker 1: hidden in multiple internal cavities. That's, according to US Customs
- 2:26Speaker 1: and Border Protection, multiple internal cavities. Just after midnight, a
- 2:34Speaker 1: CBPK nine team performed a sweep of pedestrians waiting in
- 2:38Speaker 1: line to enter the United States. The canine alerted to
- 2:41Speaker 1: the presence of narcotics when passing a female border crosser
- 2:44Speaker 1: who was in the line. The woman was selected for
- 2:46Speaker 1: a second exam, then obtained a search warrant authorizing a
- 2:50Speaker 1: medical exam. She was taken to an area medical center
- 2:54Speaker 1: where she received to see t scan. I like to
- 2:57Speaker 1: think that before they put her in the machine, they
- 2:59Speaker 1: asked her, is there anything you want a dull us
- 3:02Speaker 1: or you want to you're gonna make us use this machine.
- 3:05Speaker 4: She just go.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, hm hmm. All of a sudden, she's the
- 3:15Speaker 3: teacher from the Peanuts.
- 3:17Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm just assuming that if she's using
- 3:19Speaker 1: multiple cavities to you know, smuggle drugs, it would make
- 3:24Speaker 1: sense that her mouth would be one of them.
- 3:26Speaker 4: That's interesting, how good you are at speaking with your mouthful.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Sometimes you just walk into them, Dan.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I can't even be mad at that. I got nothing.
- 3:49Speaker 4: That's fresh hair, doesn't walk in and go no, I
- 3:50Speaker 4: don't want steak for dinner.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Shrimp.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Anyway, The woman was taken to an area medical center
- 4:05Speaker 1: where she received to see t scans. The scan showed
- 4:07Speaker 1: foreign objects concealed internally. The woman then removed the bundles
- 4:13Speaker 1: and they all tested positive for either meth or fentanyl.
- 4:18Speaker 1: The drugs and the women were turned over to Texas
- 4:20Speaker 1: DPS for prosecution. By the way, this was just one
- 4:24Speaker 1: of nine people who were caught trying to smuggle fentanyl
- 4:27Speaker 1: and meth in internal cavities from Mexico to the United
- 4:31Speaker 1: States over last weekend.
- 4:35Speaker 2: So once she didn't.
- 4:36Speaker 4: She turned them over. So obviously they were in one
- 4:42Speaker 4: of two spots because and I'm thinking, like she swallowed
- 4:47Speaker 4: some or like they installed a port somewhere that, you know.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Maybe.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Nothing that exciting.
- 4:56Speaker 1: You're right, she turned over the drugs likely after being
- 4:59Speaker 1: turned over herself.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Here you go.
- 5:03Speaker 4: I guess they just don't do cavity searches anymore. They
- 5:07Speaker 4: get a scan first before they go sticking their fingers
- 5:10Speaker 4: in places.
- 5:12Speaker 1: I guess, so, I mean I'd rather put If I'm
- 5:17Speaker 1: a border patrol agent, I would much rather stick you
- 5:19Speaker 1: in the CT machine than for me to.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Dig in there manually. Sure, I mean it.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Is this yours, But yeah, I really do like to
- 5:41Speaker 1: think that before they put her in the machine, like
- 5:43Speaker 1: you're gonna make us use this or you just want
- 5:44Speaker 1: to go ahead and tell.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Us what you got. All right, I'm gonna put you through.
- 5:51Speaker 2: But good on them.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Good on Customs and Border Patrol finding all the drugs
- 5:55Speaker 1: hidden inside multiple cavities of this US citizen crossing into
- 6:02Speaker 1: the United States from Mexico and again. While the story
- 6:05Speaker 1: says multiple cavities, it doesn't specify in the news article
- 6:09Speaker 1: which ones. Because if we're being honest, you got you
- 6:14Speaker 1: got the two down below, I mean kind of three,
- 6:19Speaker 1: but the third one is really really small, but you
- 6:22Speaker 1: know it is there. That's three. Mouth is four, you
- 6:26Speaker 1: got two ears, that's six. Why are you looking at
- 6:33Speaker 1: me like that? Those are all holes?
- 6:36Speaker 4: Hey, what you do in the privacy of your own
- 6:39Speaker 4: bedroom is between you and taro, Okay, not you.
- 6:50Speaker 3: Why do you always have to go ear?
- 6:55Speaker 4: I shudder to think what your belly button looks like.
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- 8:51Speaker 1: This is the treehouse show. I'm Dan, He's Trey. That
- 8:54Speaker 1: there is, mister Raj Sharma. There were some alarming news
- 8:58Speaker 1: that came out the other day that I wanted to
- 9:00Speaker 1: throw at you guys, and that is that. According to
- 9:05Speaker 1: a recent speech celebrating the Golden Age of American innovation,
- 9:10Speaker 1: the director of White House Office of Science and Technology Policy,
- 9:14Speaker 1: Michael Kratzios, made a striking statement. He said, our technologies
- 9:20Speaker 1: permit us to manipulate time in space. So, in short,
- 9:28Speaker 1: the White House, the United States government says we have
- 9:32Speaker 1: technology that can manipulate time in space. His remark was
- 9:37Speaker 1: meant to underscore the administration's confidence in the transformative power
- 9:41Speaker 1: of emerging technologies and its ongoing commitment to reducing regulatory
- 9:46Speaker 1: barriers that may hinder process or that may hinder progress.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I for one, am one of those that feels like
- 9:52Speaker 1: a little bit of regulation goes a long way. Like
- 9:56Speaker 1: if you have time and space technology, I don't want
- 9:59Speaker 1: just any one running around Washington with that. I would
- 10:02Speaker 1: like some people to have a little say so about
- 10:04Speaker 1: like no, I don't think you should have that kind
- 10:06Speaker 1: of like telling a kid no running with scissors.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because that could be very dangerous if if
- 10:16Speaker 3: put in the wrong hands.
- 10:20Speaker 4: What that could be very dangerous. That was that groundbreaking,
- 10:26Speaker 4: insightful commentary. Manipulating you know, the space time continuum could
- 10:31Speaker 4: uh could.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Go awry, could be problematic.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what if it's not like what if the
- 10:37Speaker 3: glitches aren't all out? And uh, you know what I mean.
- 10:41Speaker 2: I have hard enough time with Wi Fi.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I don't know if I trust the government with with
- 10:48Speaker 1: time and space technology. We have the Secretary of Defenses
- 10:53Speaker 1: putting stuff in chat rooms. I don't want and look,
- 10:57Speaker 1: and this is something that that is a political but
- 11:00Speaker 1: it could be politicized very easily.
- 11:02Speaker 2: And I'm going to just very briefly, but bear with me. Okay,
- 11:07Speaker 2: if you're a.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Democrat, I'm sure you don't want Trump or Trump's administration
- 11:12Speaker 1: having time and space technology to play with.
- 11:14Speaker 2: On the flip side, if.
- 11:17Speaker 1: You're a Republican, you damn well didn't want to know
- 11:20Speaker 1: if Joe Biden or any of his people had the
- 11:22Speaker 1: ability to run around the White House with time in
- 11:25Speaker 1: space technology, especially, he might think it's the soup dispenser.
- 11:29Speaker 1: So I just don't feel comfortable with really any elected
- 11:33Speaker 1: official i e.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Politician having control over that.
- 11:37Speaker 1: This is where I really really hope and pray that
- 11:41Speaker 1: there is some military and science people that are in
- 11:44Speaker 1: control of these things as fail safes.
- 11:47Speaker 2: So nothing weird.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Just I'm going to go a step further and just
- 11:52Speaker 4: say there's some things we really shouldn't mess with and
- 11:58Speaker 4: space and time except that we're probably not We're not
- 12:02Speaker 4: up to handling.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel like we're at the masters right now.
- 12:05Speaker 4: We can't we can't keep planes in the air. Let's
- 12:09Speaker 4: work on that. Yeah, gravity is still whipping our ass.
- 12:13Speaker 4: Let's solve gravity first and then maybe we can tackle
- 12:16Speaker 4: space time.
- 12:17Speaker 2: It's an excellent point.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Once we can master getting from point A to point B,
- 12:22Speaker 1: then maybe we can shift around different planes of dimensions.
- 12:25Speaker 4: Because here's here's the problem. Other problem is we start
- 12:27Speaker 4: regulating space time like we have a handle on it.
- 12:30Speaker 4: It's going to be like nuclear weapons. We only want
- 12:32Speaker 4: certain people to have it, but then other people are
- 12:34Speaker 4: gonna get it. Then you're gonna have someone like North
- 12:36Speaker 4: Korea that all of a sudden, you know, it's threatening
- 12:39Speaker 4: to mess with the space time continuing.
- 12:41Speaker 1: And eventually it's going to be privatized, and you'll have
- 12:44Speaker 1: someone like Jeff Bezos, uh, you know, trying to mess
- 12:47Speaker 1: around with time and space. And next thing you know,
- 12:49Speaker 1: you got Katie Perry floating around somewhere in the fourth
- 12:51Speaker 1: dimension going, I feel connected.
- 12:55Speaker 3: This is all about love.
- 13:00Speaker 4: I really you got to take something that just went
- 13:03Speaker 4: horribly awry. I mean, there's just there's a perfect meme
- 13:08Speaker 4: of CBS our Morning show ratings can't get any lower,
- 13:13Speaker 4: Gail King, hold my beer.
- 13:19Speaker 1: We sent our anchor to space and we're still tanking
- 13:24Speaker 1: in the ratings.
- 13:26Speaker 4: And she managed to totally turn it into a debacle.
- 13:31Speaker 1: I do wonder, though, with this not premonition, but with
- 13:36Speaker 1: this admission that the US government slash White House, might
- 13:43Speaker 1: have time and space technology that can manipulate realities. The
- 13:49Speaker 1: comments were part of a broader vision to empower private
- 13:52Speaker 1: sector innovation and accelerate scientific breakthroughs. While some experts urged
- 13:57Speaker 1: caution and further validation, the emphasis unleashing bold ideas and
- 14:02Speaker 1: supporting cutting edge research reflects a forward thinking approach to
- 14:06Speaker 1: technology policy, one that aims to position the United States
- 14:10Speaker 1: at the forefront of global innovation. I just wonder does
- 14:14Speaker 1: that mean that somewhere in the White House they say,
- 14:17Speaker 1: mister President, we have time and space technology that is
- 14:22Speaker 1: now under your control. And so when Biden left office,
- 14:26Speaker 1: he took off his Infinity gauntlet and handed it over
- 14:30Speaker 1: to Trump.
- 14:31Speaker 2: And now they're just running around with bejeweled stuff on
- 14:34Speaker 2: their hand, going, we look at me, Look what I
- 14:38Speaker 2: can do.
- 14:40Speaker 3: For real life endgame.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Except right now it'll just be you know, Captain America
- 14:47Speaker 1: versus a diet Coke and a big Mac, because it's
- 14:52Speaker 1: less about time and space and more about I'm hungry
- 14:55Speaker 1: what I want for lunch. Anyway, my whole point with
- 15:01Speaker 1: this was that it scared me that they actually admitted
- 15:03Speaker 1: this publicly, that yeah, we have this type of stuff,
- 15:06Speaker 1: and then said, on top of that, actually we're trying
- 15:09Speaker 1: to have less regulations on it, and we're welcoming the
- 15:13Speaker 1: private sector to get their hands on it as well.
- 15:19Speaker 4: When Cern all of a sudden sinks into the middle
- 15:22Speaker 4: of the Earth, then you'll know we have we have
- 15:24Speaker 4: messed with time and space. Until then, I'm gonna go there.
- 15:28Speaker 4: They're just full of crap.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Oh you think you're just making it up.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just posturing, maybe trying to tell China or Russia.
- 15:35Speaker 2: It's like if if, if.
- 15:37Speaker 1: We want, we can snap our fingers and you'll go
- 15:40Speaker 1: bye bye.
- 15:41Speaker 4: I mean.
- 15:45Speaker 2: It's a good line.
- 15:46Speaker 4: We'll screw it. I mean we don't do you know
- 15:49Speaker 4: what the grandfather paradox is.
- 15:52Speaker 2: I think we've talked about it before, but I don't recall.
- 15:55Speaker 4: So it's it's the you know, if you went back
- 15:58Speaker 4: in time and killed your grandfather, would you still what
- 16:03Speaker 4: would happen to you? Because technically you erase yourself in
- 16:06Speaker 4: the timeline and then Yeah, it's theoretical stuff that we're
- 16:11Speaker 4: all too dumb to understand. Uh, but you know, I
- 16:15Speaker 4: just have to. When we start messing with the space
- 16:18Speaker 4: time continue, I mean, something bad is gonna happen. I mean,
- 16:21Speaker 4: all of a sudden, we're gonna have like you know,
- 16:26Speaker 4: giant dildos on our head like we're unicorns. Something bad's
- 16:29Speaker 4: gonna happen. We are going to really screw things up.
- 16:36Speaker 1: God Bill, you see what you did. Look what I
- 16:40Speaker 1: got grown out of my head. Now I have an
- 16:44Speaker 1: entire alien population that's showing up on my forehead.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Ready to party.
- 16:52Speaker 3: Bring me your ear.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Customs and Border Patrol is going to have a hell
- 16:59Speaker 1: of a day.
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- 19:53Speaker 1: Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, April twenty third, twenty twenty five.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Tray, you look like you've got something you ready to
- 19:59Speaker 2: say to me.
- 20:02Speaker 1: No, I just you know you've got that, You've got
- 20:05Speaker 1: that s eating grin on your face.
- 20:07Speaker 4: I just if we are we do start messing with
- 20:10Speaker 4: the space time continuum, and you know you're gonna have
- 20:12Speaker 4: people going through security smuggling drugs and they're gonna open
- 20:18Speaker 4: up their shirt and Quato's gonna pop out. Man.
- 20:24Speaker 2: I love a good total recall reference. Uh so oh okay.
- 20:34Speaker 1: So another story that came out recently that I wanted
- 20:36Speaker 1: to throw at you guys kind of on top of
- 20:40Speaker 1: the scientific stuff is whether or not this is real.
- 20:46Speaker 1: We've had another declassification of a CIA document, and this
- 20:51Speaker 1: one is really really fascinating because this declassified Cold War
- 20:59Speaker 1: Cold War era file from the CIA has gone viral
- 21:02Speaker 1: over its coverage of a supposed clash between Soviet soldiers
- 21:07Speaker 1: and a UFO passengers, of which passengers of the UFO
- 21:13Speaker 1: reportedly turned the troops to stone before blasting off.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Get all that.
- 21:20Speaker 1: So, a declassified Cold War era CIA file claims Soviet
- 21:25Speaker 1: soldiers clashed with Aliens who landed, and then the Aliens
- 21:30Speaker 1: turned the Russian soldiers to stone.
- 21:35Speaker 2: This didn't even make.
- 21:38Speaker 1: NBC Nightly Neudes. This is just stuff that's this is
- 21:43Speaker 1: his Internet news, and I don't know if I should
- 21:44Speaker 1: believe it or not. It's up there with that guy
- 21:47Speaker 1: that allegedly from It's up there with that Indian man
- 21:50Speaker 1: who allegedly married a goat because he couldn't find any
- 21:53Speaker 1: good women. I still haven't been able to see if
- 21:55Speaker 1: that's true or not, but I I don't know.
- 22:00Speaker 3: I think they might have just awarded it wrong and
- 22:02Speaker 3: it was like Aliens landed and got the Russian stoned.
- 22:08Speaker 1: I'd be okay with that, yeah, because then it's at
- 22:10Speaker 1: least you get you get the party Aliens.
- 22:14Speaker 3: I think that's the only kind right that would come here.
- 22:17Speaker 3: It's like there's like there's a spring break.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Well, I mean, well it's either spring breaker Aliens or
- 22:22Speaker 1: Family Family Vak Aliens. I feel like like we get
- 22:27Speaker 1: the national lampoon version.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I feel like Earth would be to Aliens what Mexico
- 22:33Speaker 4: is to us right now as far as safety and
- 22:35Speaker 4: spring break.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not very yeah. Following the collapse of the
- 22:41Speaker 1: Soviet Union in nineteen ninety one, this CIA acquired a
- 22:45Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty page KGB report recounting the events
- 22:49Speaker 1: that transpired after a platoon fired at a flying saucer
- 22:52Speaker 1: over Ukraine. The report included eyewitness accounts and pictures of
- 22:57Speaker 1: the aftermath, which one American agent described as a horrific
- 22:59Speaker 1: pickure of revenge on the part of extraterrestrial creatures a
- 23:03Speaker 1: picture that makes one's blood freeze. I've never read any
- 23:08Speaker 1: CIA reports, but most police report type things I see.
- 23:12Speaker 1: They try to keep the editorializing to a minimum. But
- 23:17Speaker 1: the report claimed Soviets conducted a training exercise in Ukraine
- 23:20Speaker 1: spotted a low flying spaceship in the shape of a
- 23:22Speaker 1: saucer soaring above their heads. During the encounter, one of
- 23:25Speaker 1: the Soviets fired a surface to air missile, which struck
- 23:27Speaker 1: the UFO and sent it crashing to the ground. After
- 23:32Speaker 1: escaping the debris of the ruined ship, the beings huddled
- 23:34Speaker 1: together and merged into a single object that acquired a
- 23:37Speaker 1: spherical shape. According to this report, in a few seconds,
- 23:41Speaker 1: the spheres grew much bigger and exploded by flaring up
- 23:44Speaker 1: with an extremely bright light. At that very instant, twenty
- 23:46Speaker 1: three soldiers who had watched the phenomenon turned into stone poles.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Only two soldiers who stood in the shade were less
- 23:53Speaker 1: exposed to the luminous explosion survived. The KGB allegedly took
- 23:57Speaker 1: custody of the petrified soldiers and the ruins bascraft, which
- 24:01Speaker 1: were transported.
- 24:02Speaker 2: To a secret base in your Moscow.
- 24:06Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't believe that one either
- 24:12Speaker 4: start with that they shot down at UFO. Yeah, I'm
- 24:16Speaker 4: gonna go. And it was in Ukraine. I'm gonna go.
- 24:18Speaker 4: They were doing some testing on some weird stuff and
- 24:21Speaker 4: you killed their own people.
- 24:23Speaker 2: It's very it's very also very possible.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I also wonder did, like on this KGB report that
- 24:28Speaker 1: the CIA got their hands on, did they check to
- 24:31Speaker 1: see who wrote the report, like was it signed agent
- 24:35Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin? And did they catch the PostScript where it
- 24:39Speaker 1: says he punched the flying saucer out of the sky
- 24:41Speaker 1: with his bare hands.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Whether it's shirt off.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Then not on his horse.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I mean, because if you're writing a Russian fan fiction,
- 24:52Speaker 1: that's a pretty good place to start. Although in this case,
- 24:56Speaker 1: the Russians don't come out very very good. So maybe
- 24:59Speaker 1: it's not fan fiction. Maybe this is CIA fiction.
- 25:01Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 25:04Speaker 3: They're always testing, you know, various technologies, like the stealth
- 25:09Speaker 3: fighter we had in seventy seven, like that's when that
- 25:12Speaker 3: technology started. They didn't release it until the nineties, so
- 25:16Speaker 3: they were flying over to San Francisco and people were
- 25:20Speaker 3: calling the UFOs then, So it could just be something
- 25:23Speaker 3: as innoxious as that.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Yeah, all the experimental aircraft type of things. Like I
- 25:29Speaker 1: even saw a story the other day that said some
- 25:31Speaker 1: guy who was hiking, he said he walked into Area
- 25:34Speaker 1: fifty one and saw things you wouldn't believe.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Like, you're right, I don't believe it.
- 25:38Speaker 1: No one just walks into Area fifty one, especially on
- 25:41Speaker 1: foot with some middle aged backpacker and you're hiking poles.
- 25:47Speaker 3: But I wouldn't be surprised if there was like a
- 25:49Speaker 3: place where they forgot to put like sensors and this
- 25:52Speaker 3: guy just happened to just find it and just kept walking.
- 25:55Speaker 3: And now he's just you know, he just lands at
- 25:58Speaker 3: Area fifty one and they're just bunch of aliens outside
- 26:01Speaker 3: smoking cigarettes and chatting with the other military guys.
- 26:05Speaker 1: All right, that's that's that's how you might know dose
- 26:08Speaker 1: has gone too far. You cut one position too many.
- 26:13Speaker 1: We left a hole in the in the in the
- 26:14Speaker 1: perimeter at Area fifty one, and some random hiker got in.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Yeah, but nobody's ever taken Like he had to have
- 26:22Speaker 3: had a phone on him, like take some pictures. Let's
- 26:24Speaker 3: see what let's see what you saw.
- 26:29Speaker 4: Anyway.
- 26:30Speaker 1: This CIA document, by the way, was declassified in two
- 26:32Speaker 1: thousand and originally covered by the Canadian Weekly World News
- 26:36Speaker 1: and the Ukrainian paper Holos Ukrainian.
- 26:39Speaker 4: Wait, well, is that the same that had bat Boy?
- 26:43Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 26:43Speaker 1: Now this is the Canadian Weekly World News. I think
- 26:46Speaker 1: the one that we're used to tray that had bat
- 26:48Speaker 1: Boy was the US version of Weekly World News. So
- 26:51Speaker 1: I don't know how crazy the Canadian version is.
- 26:56Speaker 3: It's crazy but very polite.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Sorry, but.
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- 27:55Speaker 2: This is the Treehouse. I'm Dan, He's Trey. That is Raj.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Today is Wednesday, April twenty third, twenty twenty five, coming
- 28:04Speaker 1: off us claiming to have time and space technology. Whether
- 28:11Speaker 1: or not, Aliens flew over Russia, got shot down and
- 28:16Speaker 1: then turned twenty three Russian soldiers into stone let's bring
- 28:20Speaker 1: it back to reality just a little bit.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Let's talk Amanda Binds.
- 28:24Speaker 1: So last week we talked about Amanda Bndes because it
- 28:27Speaker 1: was our birthday. And then someone called in on Treehouse
- 28:30Speaker 1: talk Back and said, have you seen her lately? And
- 28:32Speaker 1: we hadn't seen the most recent photo yesterday?
- 28:35Speaker 4: Is this the new segment t bagging with Dan and Raj? Yes?
- 28:39Speaker 4: It is?
- 28:40Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, do we have music for that?
- 28:42Speaker 4: Hang on? How we need to get some production?
- 28:46Speaker 1: Maybe this one that's too distracting? Is that too distracting
- 28:55Speaker 1: of a segment opening music?
- 29:00Speaker 3: Think?
- 29:00Speaker 1: So?
- 29:00Speaker 4: I think?
- 29:00Speaker 1: All right, all right, well then let's fire up tea
- 29:02Speaker 1: bagging with Dan and oh yeah.
- 29:11Speaker 10: Buddy, say straight, that's great, but you try something.
- 29:18Speaker 4: You would still have the song.
- 29:21Speaker 10: Takele to I Gotta wand and drop on your lone
- 29:26Speaker 10: dock to live rees and the rear so much and
- 29:30Speaker 10: let's play while the wives way, let me get you
- 29:33Speaker 10: another ready for it? And theoper Buddy and kit here
- 29:39Speaker 10: you sweeal.
- 29:41Speaker 2: It hurts the first past.
- 29:43Speaker 10: Then you'll see how good it feels.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Never looked so mortified.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Yeah that's a frightening song.
- 29:52Speaker 2: But it's one train I know very very well.
- 29:54Speaker 1: All right, it's time for tea bagging with with Dan
- 29:56Speaker 1: and have been a warning sign?
- 29:59Speaker 2: What's that?
- 30:01Speaker 4: That probably should have been a warning sign. She'll leave
- 30:03Speaker 4: it at that.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Long time listeners are giggling hard right now. All right,
- 30:13Speaker 2: So Amanda Bynes has joined only Fans and it's big, big,
- 30:18Speaker 2: big news.
- 30:21Speaker 1: However, it's not exactly what you think, okay. Amanda Bindes
- 30:26Speaker 1: took the social media last week to let her followers
- 30:28Speaker 1: know that she's ready to take only fans by storm.
- 30:32Speaker 1: She said, I'm on only fans now. Disclaimer. I'm doing
- 30:36Speaker 1: only fans to chat with my fans through DMS. I
- 30:38Speaker 1: will not be posting any sleazy content. Excited to join.
- 30:43Speaker 1: So there you have it, Amanda Bynes joining only fans
- 30:47Speaker 1: For a mere fifty dollars a month. You can chat
- 30:49Speaker 1: with the former child star Amanda Bynes.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Wow fifty bucks?
- 30:57Speaker 4: Well I'll be are we fascinating to see what kind
- 31:01Speaker 4: of response she gets because if she gets a good one,
- 31:05Speaker 4: holy crap.
- 31:07Speaker 1: And again, and that's especially considering she's claiming that she's
- 31:11Speaker 1: not going to be doing any any adult content stuff.
- 31:14Speaker 1: It's just straight up what only Fans was meant to be,
- 31:18Speaker 1: which is a connection between famous Ish people and their fans.
- 31:23Speaker 1: And then you know, all the adult stars got in
- 31:25Speaker 1: on it and turn it into.
- 31:28Speaker 4: A very only fans became profitable.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly Before that, it was really like, I don't
- 31:34Speaker 1: think we're gonna last much longer. And then the adult
- 31:37Speaker 1: industry stepped in or slid in, and next thing you know.
- 31:40Speaker 2: It's gaping only fans.
- 31:44Speaker 1: So now, if you want to chat with Amanda Bndes,
- 31:46Speaker 1: you can for a mere fifty dollars a month.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Have you seen what she looks like? Yes, yes, it's
- 31:55Speaker 3: it's pretty terrifying. H she she jacked her face up.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Yeah, and literally and and and with the tattoo.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Yeah, with the heart tattoo on her face, I am
- 32:16Speaker 3: go ahead rush No, just like with the with the
- 32:18Speaker 3: heart tattoo on the face. I'm just like, you know
- 32:20Speaker 3: how they like they have the tear drops. I mean,
- 32:22Speaker 3: you like you've killed somebody or whatever. I wonder what
- 32:25Speaker 3: the heart would mean for white girls that have undergone
- 32:29Speaker 3: too much plastic surgery. I wonder if that's it's to
- 32:33Speaker 3: distract you from what her actual face looks like.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no, there's not a tattoo big enough to
- 32:38Speaker 1: distract that. Yeah, so I did see a story and
- 32:43Speaker 1: I didn't. I can't find it at the moment that
- 32:45Speaker 1: apparently she stands to make a lot of money. I
- 32:50Speaker 1: don't know how many people have joined already because this
- 32:53Speaker 1: came out last week. And if we're being honest, based
- 32:57Speaker 1: on how she looks now verus, you know, when she
- 33:01Speaker 1: did her last film, maybe most of her subscribers would
- 33:06Speaker 1: prefer she not doing adult content, like you know, we'll
- 33:11Speaker 1: give you the fifty bucks a month, just keep your
- 33:13Speaker 1: clothes on.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, just wait till she gets off her
- 33:16Speaker 3: medsgain because when when she was off them last time,
- 33:19Speaker 3: she was walking around downtown Los Angeles naked.
- 33:22Speaker 2: Oh okay, so good. So inevitably she'll be off her
- 33:25Speaker 2: meds and then it will be off with her clothes.
- 33:28Speaker 3: Yes, and then and then only fans, her only fans,
- 33:33Speaker 3: subscribers will finally get what they were looking for.
- 33:36Speaker 4: I think.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Will they?
- 33:41Speaker 3: I mean, there's a girl that you know, these guys
- 33:44Speaker 3: are paying that girl to pee on stuff, so I
- 33:46Speaker 3: wouldn't see why Amanda buy.
- 33:48Speaker 1: No, you're right, yeah, because there is the girl that's
- 33:50Speaker 1: on only fans, going around, you know, tinkling on everything.
- 33:52Speaker 2: She can hover over.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Had you told me that Amanda bind had joined only
- 33:58Speaker 1: fans and that she was running around town tinkling on things,
- 34:02Speaker 1: that I would have believed first, I would have believed
- 34:05Speaker 1: that more than her joining only fans for fifty dollars
- 34:08Speaker 1: a month without any adult content whatsoever.
- 34:11Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's a lot. Fifty dollars is a lot.
- 34:17Speaker 3: That's per month, right, Yeah, that's per month. Wow, that
- 34:20Speaker 3: is wild, like that would be you'd have a shelf life.
- 34:24Speaker 3: I mean, how much can you really get? How much
- 34:27Speaker 3: are you really needing to know about Amanda Binds?
- 34:30Speaker 2: But more than three four months worth?
- 34:33Speaker 3: I don't even think that much. I mean, I think
- 34:35Speaker 3: everybody's just gonna ask what she's done to her face
- 34:39Speaker 3: and then that'll be it.
- 34:41Speaker 1: I did see a story that some of her close
- 34:43Speaker 1: friends and family are trying to tell her, don't do this,
- 34:46Speaker 1: don't do this. It's going to be bad, it's not
- 34:48Speaker 1: good for you. But then again, if if you're making
- 34:52Speaker 1: fifty bucks a month per person and all they do
- 34:55Speaker 1: is ask you really horrible, degrading things, and maybe it's
- 34:58Speaker 1: worth it.
- 35:01Speaker 4: I mean, you do that on only dance for what
- 35:03Speaker 4: ten bucks a month?
- 35:06Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 35:06Speaker 1: By comparison my subscription plan completely reasonable.
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- 36:22Speaker 1: at night, it's gonna ring to it. Then it might
- 36:25Speaker 1: be kind of like OnlyFans.
- 36:26Speaker 4: Yeah, you can ask Dan to do all sorts of
- 36:28Speaker 4: degrading things.
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- 36:49Speaker 1: regular treehouse.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Now, I'm Dan. He's Trey. That is Raj.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Today is Wednesday, April twenty third, twenty twenty five. Let's
- 36:58Speaker 1: celebrate with some birthday hang on, I lost my birthdays?
- 37:05Speaker 1: No there, yep, there is Okay. Real Chloe Kim Olympic
- 37:10Speaker 1: Golden Medal snowboarder is twenty five today. Chloe Kim is
- 37:15Speaker 1: twenty five today.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Model and actress.
- 37:18Speaker 1: I think Gigi Hadid is twenty nine.
- 37:22Speaker 2: It's Gigi and Bella. Are there any other Hidids or
- 37:26Speaker 2: is it just those two?
- 37:28Speaker 3: Those are the two kids? Then the dad is pretty
- 37:30Speaker 3: active on social media as well on instrument.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Is he known for anything besides social media?
- 37:35Speaker 3: Like?
- 37:35Speaker 2: Is he an actor or something someone I would know?
- 37:38Speaker 3: I think he's a restaurant tour Okay, I believe if
- 37:42Speaker 3: I'm correct.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Well, Gigi Hadid is actually I'm sorry, she is thirty today.
- 37:46Speaker 1: She is thirty turning thirty five? Is dev Pateel Devll
- 37:51Speaker 1: turns thirty five today.
- 37:52Speaker 2: He is the star of Some Dog Millionaire. He was
- 37:55Speaker 2: also in Chappy Very.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Good Movie, and he is the star of their recent
- 37:58Speaker 1: action film Monkey Man. Dep Petel turns thirty five today.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Jima Whalen from Game of Thrones is forty four. Jamie
- 38:07Speaker 1: King from the Sin City movies and a few other things.
- 38:11Speaker 1: She is forty six today. Joanna Krupa turns forty six
- 38:15Speaker 1: as well.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Whenever I hear her name, I.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Always think of the Super Mario Brothers like that, the Koopas. Sorry,
- 38:24Speaker 1: it's just want to see her name, That's what I
- 38:26Speaker 1: think of. But she finished fourth on season nine of
- 38:30Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, and yeah, that's really about all
- 38:35Speaker 1: I know about her.
- 38:36Speaker 2: She the one that was traded.
- 38:38Speaker 1: She'd date Tarrell Owens or something, or were they paired
- 38:41Speaker 1: up in some way that sound familiar.
- 38:48Speaker 4: No idea, have no earthly idea.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Just a peek inside my brain. Maybe they were on
- 38:52Speaker 1: the Apprentice together. Whatever. Joanna Krupa forty six today. Cal
- 38:56Speaker 1: Penn is forty eight today. He is a White House
- 39:01Speaker 1: Press secretary, Seth Wright on Designated Survivor, doctor Kutner on
- 39:05Speaker 1: House and Kumar in the Herald and Kumar movies. And
- 39:08Speaker 1: it's also Calpin is probably best known as the guy
- 39:12Speaker 1: that gets all the roles that Raj auditioned for when
- 39:15Speaker 1: he lived in La Yes, well.
- 39:18Speaker 4: He was also like, uh, he had some position in
- 39:22Speaker 4: the Obama administration, which is what led to him on
- 39:27Speaker 4: the whole Designated Savira character. Yeah.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pretty pretty cool thing, you know, to
- 39:33Speaker 1: leave Hollywood and go do the servior country thing in
- 39:37Speaker 1: a political manner and you know, still get to go back.
- 39:40Speaker 4: And then capitalize on it.
- 39:41Speaker 2: Yeah, the American dream, right.
- 39:45Speaker 1: So anyway, Calpin forty eight today. John Oliver also is
- 39:49Speaker 1: forty eight today. He is the star of Last Week Tonight,
- 39:52Speaker 1: formerly of The Daily Show. John Cena is also forty
- 39:57Speaker 1: eight today. I think I saw on Max the other
- 40:03Speaker 1: day just a quick little glimpse of a little teaser
- 40:06Speaker 1: of Peacemaker season two, which I'm very excited about, that's
- 40:10Speaker 1: going to come out at some point this year. It's
- 40:12Speaker 1: a look I'm very excited for this year when it
- 40:17Speaker 1: comes to my entertainment movies, shows that are coming out
- 40:22Speaker 1: this year that I am really really excited for because
- 40:25Speaker 1: the writers strike that happen put a bunch of these
- 40:28Speaker 1: projects on shelves and now they're all coming out. Handmaid's
- 40:32Speaker 1: Tale is dropping new episodes, The Last of Us started
- 40:35Speaker 1: dropping new episodes. The Accountant two comes out this weekend.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Thunderbolts comes out in a couple of weeks. Stranger Things
- 40:44Speaker 1: season five is coming out later this year, John's and
- 40:48Speaker 1: then John Cena Peacemaker season two, the new Superman movie
- 40:53Speaker 1: this year.
- 40:53Speaker 4: WHOA, I'm excited the re release of Dogma. That that's
- 40:58Speaker 4: what's gonna make twenty twenty five great because it's finally
- 41:03Speaker 4: they finally got it out of the Harvey Weinstein's hands
- 41:06Speaker 4: and can actually can be re released and hopefully stream.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Hell yeah, see, it's this greatest work. It is.
- 41:15Speaker 1: It is some fine, fine work. And I think somebody
- 41:18Speaker 1: even mentioned it the other day on our.
- 41:20Speaker 4: Patreon, especially now that you look back on it and
- 41:24Speaker 4: the fact that you have both Carlin and Alan Rick
- 41:26Speaker 4: that in it, we're both obviously tragically gone.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Yeah, James Arnold on our Patreon commented the other day,
- 41:36Speaker 1: being nice to artificial intelligence makes me think of the
- 41:39Speaker 1: scene from Dogma.
- 41:40Speaker 2: But you forgot to say, God, bless you.
- 41:47Speaker 4: God.
- 41:47Speaker 2: You're right, that's a great movie.
- 41:55Speaker 7: You're inventry House.
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- 42:40Speaker 1: Just a little bit more left in the Treehouse Show
- 42:44Speaker 1: for today, and uh, what I have left for you
- 42:48Speaker 1: is something.
- 42:49Speaker 2: Tragic, so so tragic.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Did you guys hear about the Red Robin bottomless Burger Passes?
- 42:58Speaker 4: What up?
- 43:01Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago, Red Robin announced.
- 43:04Speaker 1: That they were selling a bottomless Burger passes, which will
- 43:07Speaker 1: get you a burger and a bottomless side every day
- 43:10Speaker 1: of the month of May for just twenty bucks. We're
- 43:15Speaker 1: used to seeing this every year from Olive Garden, where
- 43:19Speaker 1: you get the Bottomless pastable and you go to the
- 43:23Speaker 1: website you sign up to get basically the gift card.
- 43:26Speaker 1: It costs a certain amount of money and for a
- 43:28Speaker 1: certain amount of time you get endless pasta every time
- 43:31Speaker 1: you go, and it's a huge money maker for Alive Gardens.
- 43:35Speaker 1: So Red Robin decided to get in on it. The
- 43:37Speaker 1: problem is now, these Red Robin Burger passes are really
- 43:43Speaker 1: difficult to find, so when they announced it last week,
- 43:48Speaker 1: the Bottomless Burger pass a burger and a bottomless side
- 43:51Speaker 1: every day of the month of May for only twenty dollars.
- 43:53Speaker 1: They sold out instantly, and to make matters worse, the
- 43:57Speaker 1: website crashed and so many people were and even able
- 44:00Speaker 1: to get the satisfaction of seeing that they were too late.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Because the website had crashed. Red Robin never said how
- 44:07Speaker 1: many of the passes they were going to be selling,
- 44:09Speaker 1: only that there were a limited number and that they
- 44:12Speaker 1: would go quickly. Fans were frustrated and vented on social media,
- 44:15Speaker 1: one person saying I spent an hour refreshing for the
- 44:18Speaker 1: burger pass. What incredible incompetence. Someone else said it was
- 44:22Speaker 1: easier to get tickets to Taylor Swift than it is
- 44:25Speaker 1: to get a Red Robin Berger pass.
- 44:27Speaker 4: I didn't realize Red Robin was Red Lobster's retarded cousin.
- 44:34Speaker 1: You use the R word, I feel like that should
- 44:36Speaker 1: be some sort of like a swear jar.
- 44:38Speaker 4: Fine, no, because I mean that's this is, you know,
- 44:43Speaker 4: bottomless shrip or what put Red Lobster out of business?
- 44:47Speaker 2: Are Lobster still in business? It just it just really
- 44:50Speaker 2: put them behind eight ball.
- 44:52Speaker 4: I don't think they are. There still some arounds that
- 44:55Speaker 4: I mean they were in bankruptcy and we're closing.
- 44:57Speaker 2: Oh no, they're still around.
- 44:58Speaker 1: You know how I know because every at my mom's birthday,
- 45:01Speaker 1: guess where she wants to go?
- 45:02Speaker 2: Red Lobster. And since we started telling her no more
- 45:06Speaker 2: Red Lobster, guess where she likes to go now Red Robin.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I'm in red hell. Red Robin did apologize
- 45:23Speaker 1: for the website going down, saying we did everything we
- 45:25Speaker 1: could to anticipate interest in the Bottomless Burger Pass, but
- 45:28Speaker 1: due to overwhelming excitement, our website and supporting systems crashed.
- 45:32Speaker 1: They're also hyping another sweep Steaks that offers free burgers
- 45:35Speaker 1: for a year. They've posted details about that on their website,
- 45:40Speaker 1: which is working now, but there will only be twelve winners,
- 45:44Speaker 1: so keep that in mind. And speaking of a chain
- 45:46Speaker 1: restaurant problems, Buffalo Wild Wings is doing another dine in
- 45:51Speaker 1: all you can eat boneless wings promotion on weekdays. Costs
- 45:55Speaker 1: twenty bucks, but if you can eat over twenty wings,
- 45:58Speaker 1: it's at least a twenty five percent discount and there's
- 46:01Speaker 1: no sharing, that's one.
- 46:01Speaker 2: Of the rules. So you know, discounts at chain restaurants
- 46:07Speaker 2: are flowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Just I can't. I'm just trying to wrap my brain
- 46:17Speaker 3: around eating twenty wings like there's I couldn't even.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Begin you know.
- 46:22Speaker 1: I was about to say I could do that, no problem.
- 46:25Speaker 1: But sometimes the wings that buffalo wild wings could be
- 46:27Speaker 1: on the pretty big I mean that would be like
- 46:30Speaker 1: like two or three chickens. No, And don't get me wrong,
- 46:36Speaker 1: I love the garlic palm and the Asian zing sauce.
- 46:38Speaker 2: But I don't know if i'd make it to.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Twenty Yeah, I don't think so. I couldn't do that.
- 46:45Speaker 3: That's like competitive eating. That's what that reminds me of.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:51Speaker 1: So if you're trying to get a red robin bottomless
- 46:54Speaker 1: burger pass, I guess you're so well at this point. Yeah,
- 47:00Speaker 1: if or if you really want, shoot me an email
- 47:03Speaker 1: and I'll see if I can put you in touch
- 47:05Speaker 1: with my mom, who I'm certain has at least five
- 47:07Speaker 1: or six later.
- 47:13Speaker 4: Just you know what you say it jokingly, I bet
- 47:16Speaker 4: there's some that turn up on a secondary market somewhere. Ebaye.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Quick little tip if you're trying to find, you know,
- 47:29Speaker 1: things like this on the secondary market, like red robin
- 47:33Speaker 1: bottomless burger passes, and you can't find them on eBay
- 47:36Speaker 1: or something else, check Etsy.
- 47:39Speaker 2: Oh man, you never know. You can get that along
- 47:43Speaker 2: with a monogrammed wallet chain.
- 47:53Speaker 3: Stole my vegetarian nippy.
- 47:58Speaker 1: By the way, In case you're wondering, I started an
- 48:00Speaker 1: Etsy store all the presents that I'm getting from my
- 48:03Speaker 1: mom for her birthday, so you can join the fun.
- 48:09Speaker 2: I have heard, by the way, that.
- 48:11Speaker 1: People have six figure Etsy businesses, and I'm intrigued by it. Yeah,
- 48:16Speaker 1: just just put stupid stuff online and just let the
- 48:18Speaker 1: people buy it and see what happens. Maybe you get
- 48:21Speaker 1: a couple of red Robin bottomless Burger passes and throw
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