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Hour 3 - Welcome to Brown Town · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number three, our three
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Speaker 1: of the Ben Mathers Show, the podcast. We were here
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Speaker 1: until the wee hours of the morning to provide you
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Speaker 1: with this podcast. We start out in Ohio. Does Brown's
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Speaker 1: edge rusher Miles garrett sack record deserve an asterisk? We'll
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Speaker 1: discuss that. Also, do you support Bengals coach Zach Taylor
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Speaker 1: saying that the NFL should not have stopped the game
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Speaker 1: for the Browns to celebrate Miles garrett sack record with
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Speaker 1: a few minutes to go in the game, and thumbs
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Speaker 1: up thumbs down on Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase saying
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Speaker 1: that since his team did not make the playoffs, he's
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Speaker 1: going to can Kun. We'll talk about all of that
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Speaker 1: and a lot of other things that will pop up
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Speaker 1: along the way. Here it is our number three. Welcome
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Speaker 1: to brown Town. It's the beginning of another hour of
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Speaker 1: This hour is from Cincinnati, that is where the Battle
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Speaker 1: of Ohio for bragging rides for Dick from Dayton, our
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Speaker 1: friend the Great Dick from Dayton there in Ohio. His
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Speaker 1: two favorite teams. Well, history was made just team. Both
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Speaker 1: teams suck. I'm making the playoffs whatever. They will not
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Speaker 1: be seen on Wildcard weekend or anywhere else. So if
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Speaker 1: you didn't see this or hear about it, maybe notus.
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Speaker 1: Edge rusher Miles Garrett wrote his name in the NFL
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Speaker 1: history book, And here's how it sounded. On a cold
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Speaker 1: day in Cincinnati, Bengals.
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Speaker 3: Have it first out of the rounds forty five yard
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Speaker 3: Life Borough shotgun brow.
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Speaker 1: Miles Garrett.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sack number twenty three, the new single season sack king,
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Speaker 3: and the Browns defense mops their man at the Cincinnati
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Speaker 3: forty five yard line.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's the voice of Fox Sports Radio alumni
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Speaker 1: member Andrew Siciliano, who's now slumming as the Cleveland Browns
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Speaker 1: play by play guy. How about that day? This guy?
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Speaker 1: I know that guy. I have his number on my phone. Heyway,
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Speaker 1: Miles Garrett, As you heard there, the NFL single season
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Speaker 1: sack record number twenty three in your program, but number
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Speaker 1: one in your heart. With five oh nine remaining during
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Speaker 1: the fourth quarter there of the game win over Joe
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Speaker 1: Burrow and the Bengals Garrett has passed the record that
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Speaker 1: had been shared twenty two and a half sacks shared
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Speaker 1: by Michael Strahan back way back in one twenty five
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Speaker 1: years ago and TJ. Watt, which was five years ago
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Speaker 1: for the Pittsburg Steelers back in the day. Now on
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Speaker 1: the record breaking play, there is legitimate controversy Joe Burrow
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Speaker 1: appeared to give Strahan the record. The movement of Joe
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Speaker 1: Burrow did not look like it was attempting to get
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Speaker 1: away from the sack. He was embracing the sack and
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Speaker 1: it's like he gave up on the play for those
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Speaker 1: that haven't seen it. Now, combine that with the extra
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Speaker 1: game and they play seventeen games now they used to
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Speaker 1: play sixteen, and many people are calling the Miles Garrett
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Speaker 1: sack record crooked. So that is a good jumping off point.
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Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question, does does Brown's edge rusher
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Speaker 1: Miles Garrett sack record deserve an asterisk? An askris? So,
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Speaker 1: I've got three card Monty corn syrup and beautiful time capsule,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we are going to have some handmade meatballs from Stevie Meatballs,
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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna have some gabba ghul. So that's
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Speaker 1: what we have on online there. So first of all,
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Speaker 1: like the Wheel of Fortune, I'm going to take an
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Speaker 1: n and can I buy a Oh I'd like to
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Speaker 1: buy and oh, so I'll put those together. No, no, listen,
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Speaker 1: not because the record's pure, all right. The record is
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Speaker 1: not pure, Not because it's holy water the sack record,
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Speaker 1: because the sack record itself. If you think about the
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Speaker 1: sack record, of all the big records in sports, the
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Speaker 1: sack record is the three card Monty game run behind
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Speaker 1: the Denny's at four in the morning. That's what that is, right,
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Speaker 1: that's this is the most corrupt record in NFL history.
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Speaker 1: Does anyone disagree with that? Anyone in the back of
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Speaker 1: the room. I don't see anybody to raise their ends.
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Speaker 1: It's the most corrupt record. Here's why. Let me even
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Speaker 1: my evidence as to why that is. The league ignored
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Speaker 1: sacks until nineteen eighty two. Then all of a sudden
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Speaker 1: they said, okay, that's a big deal. The NFL was
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Speaker 1: around sixty two years. It started in nineteen twenty, so
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Speaker 1: they were around for sixty two years and nobody cared
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Speaker 1: about sacks. Now, I remember when I was early on
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Speaker 1: in my career, there were some old timers. There's some
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Speaker 1: guys that played for legendary defenses, the Rams and the Vikings,
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Speaker 1: some of those great defenses back and then those guys
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Speaker 1: would pop up. Everyone saw I do interviews and they
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Speaker 1: would lose their mind. One guy in particular that played
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Speaker 1: for the Rams back in the day, he just woul
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Speaker 1: beside forty sacks in a season whatever, And that was
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Speaker 1: back when they played fourteen game, but they didn't pay attention, right,
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Speaker 1: So they've added an extra game on top of what
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Speaker 1: they eventually played fourteen games wherever they went to sixteen
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Speaker 1: and then they played that for a long time. Now
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Speaker 1: that at seventeen and eventually they'll add an eighteenth game
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Speaker 1: and will probably be dead. But at some point they'll
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Speaker 1: add a couple other games and be to twenty. They'll
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Speaker 1: be twenty games. So they added the extra game. So
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Speaker 1: congratulations to Miles Garrett just inflated the balloon animal. Congratulations
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Speaker 1: on that. And TJ. Watt he got his twenty two
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Speaker 1: and a half sacks in fifteen games. Michael Strahan needed
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Speaker 1: all sixteen games and a little assist, a push, if
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Speaker 1: you will, from Brett Farv taking a theatrical tumble at
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Speaker 1: lambeau Field, one of the most bogus moments ever recorded
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Speaker 1: for a record now, Miles Garrett, it was not as
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Speaker 1: blatant as what happened was Strahan and Brett Farv. However,
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Speaker 1: Joe Burrow did look like he helped Miles Garrett move
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Speaker 1: the couch, if you know what I'm saying. And then
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Speaker 1: you've got the platypus in the room. The platypus in
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Speaker 1: the room. And that would be remember February of twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty five, because I do. I was here so almost
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Speaker 1: a year ago, and Miles Garrett raised a hullaballoo. He
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Speaker 1: had had enough. He didn't want to play for the
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Speaker 1: Browns because they're a bunch of losers. He said, I
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Speaker 1: was never about Cleveland to Canton. Went on this big rant,
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Speaker 1: Miles Garrett, and now here he was. They stopped the game.
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Speaker 1: He was hoisted on the shoulders of his Browns teammates
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Speaker 1: like Rudy. It was like the movie Rudy from South Bend, Touchdown, Jesus,
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Speaker 1: the Golden Domers and all of that on a Browns
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Speaker 1: team that went what five and twelve this season and
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Speaker 1: the worst team among the three that had the sack record,
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Speaker 1: the Giants, they were not good that year of the
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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers actually made the playoffs the year that mister
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Speaker 1: Watt had his record. So again, it's not an asterisk situation.
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Speaker 1: It's just a stat that smells like rotten eggs in
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Speaker 1: a paper bag. It just it just doesn't smell right
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Speaker 1: the way it all went down. Anyway, here's Miles Garrett
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Speaker 1: in his own words, and I'm sure he'll be very
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Speaker 1: shy about this. He will not be braggadocious about setting
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Speaker 1: the sack cricker. Let's go to the audio tape.
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Speaker 4: And it was everything I expected, and it was it
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Speaker 4: was so tough. I knew they want to make a
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Speaker 4: bit more than three singles on a on a real
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Speaker 4: drive back the whole game, and I just knew that
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Speaker 4: if I did, I have to make that moment count.
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Speaker 4: And I think the feeling couldn't be better.
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Speaker 1: It's like the Shaggy Dog story. I got a story
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Speaker 1: for you. It's a humdinger of a story. It's so
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Speaker 1: it's so amazing. Now, speaking of the pause in the game.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of the pause, so Zach Taylor, the head coach there,
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Speaker 1: he was not happy with the referee stopping the game
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Speaker 1: so Miles Garrett could have his ass kissed in front
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Speaker 1: of men, women, and children there on the field after
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Speaker 1: his record breaking sack, which is not the most authentic
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Speaker 1: sack of all time anyway. He said that he was
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Speaker 1: never told this is Zach Taylor said, he was never
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Speaker 1: told beforehand they were going to stop the game. He
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Speaker 1: gave this over the top quote, he said, quote, we're
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Speaker 1: playing for our lives here in a critical moment like that.
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Speaker 1: We were trying to be on the ball in tempo,
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Speaker 1: Zach Taylor said, and we couldn't do anything. Boooooo. Zach Taylor,
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Speaker 1: NFL head coach. Not a good one, Not a good one.
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Speaker 1: Question do you support the Bengals coach? Zach Taylor? Should
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Speaker 1: the NFL? Should the NFL have stopped the game for
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Speaker 1: the Browns to celebrate Miles gar It's record. So here's
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Speaker 1: my position. I am. I don't need a lot of
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Speaker 1: these over the top celebration. I realize I'm in the
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Speaker 1: minority and that a lot of you fanboys you love this,
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Speaker 1: You get all around you all turned on only slump
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Speaker 1: the game. Put them on some shoulders. They're oh man,
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Speaker 1: get all horny for this. I'm not wired that way.
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Speaker 1: I wish I was. I'm just not so I am
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Speaker 1: with Zach Taylor in principle. I'm with him. You stop
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Speaker 1: the game for a mid drive celebration. Typically they'll stop
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Speaker 1: the game after a touchdown because there's a pause anyway.
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Speaker 1: But this is the NFL's version of corn syrup. It's
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Speaker 1: the NFL's version of corn syrup. It's sticky, it's sweet,
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Speaker 1: it's unnecessary. Now that said, Zach Taylor's saying that his
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Speaker 1: team was playing for our lives. Come on, man, what
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Speaker 1: are you doing? Dude? Cincinnati was already to tagged weeks ago.
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Speaker 1: This was not braveheart. What are we doing? Seriously? What
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Speaker 1: do we doing? This was a six and eleven football team,
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Speaker 1: the Cincinnati ben Gals packing sunscreen? Like do we go
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Speaker 1: to Hawaii? Do we go to the Bahamas? Where do
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Speaker 1: we go? I don't know where do we go? We
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Speaker 1: gotta figure that out. We go Tropicals, we go South America?
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Speaker 1: What are we doing all? And then Zach, Zach Taylor
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Speaker 1: goes out there and he he went full Shakespeare when
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Speaker 1: a haiku, an old fashioned iiku would have been fine.
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Speaker 1: That would have worked. Just do a little haiku, and
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Speaker 1: the league still botched this. They still ended up watching
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Speaker 1: this thing here. You don't hit the pause like it's
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Speaker 1: a like a DVR timeout, and you roll out the
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Speaker 1: confetti cannons and all that. You don't need to do that.
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Speaker 1: This was a forced, manipulated Hallmark moment. Does anyone really
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Speaker 1: think that's a big record anyway? It's so bogus, just
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Speaker 1: seems to bogus. So the NFL, I no, no, let's
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Speaker 1: get that soft music. We'll have like snow falling in
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Speaker 1: the snow globeh it'd be so nice, so nice. A
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Speaker 1: Marico will be weeping because Miles Garrett on a crappy
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Speaker 1: Browns team, it gets a god awful Bengals team set
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Speaker 1: the sack record where please now to make matters worse
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Speaker 1: the Bengals, it appeared, helped Miles Garrett get that last
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Speaker 1: sack that he'd only five minutes left in the game
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Speaker 1: and some change. And so that's like leaving the keys
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Speaker 1: in the car and the engine's running, you got full
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Speaker 1: tank of gas, and then you start screaming, I can't
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Speaker 1: believe someone stole my car. I don't understand. I don't
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Speaker 1: get it. Now, the milestone itself. Is it is crooked.
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Speaker 1: That's the proper word. It is crooked stat padding on
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Speaker 1: a dog Food Browns team. Miles Garrett, Now, he said
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Speaker 1: he wanted out. He said it. I didn't say it.
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Speaker 1: He said it. He wrote a big letter. I want
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Speaker 1: to be out of it. I want to be anymore,
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Speaker 1: and I want to win. I'm a winner. I want
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Speaker 1: to win, Miles Garrett said. Brown said, you know what,
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Speaker 1: let's give you a big, giant, cartoon size check. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm good. I like the stats. I'm all about the
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Speaker 1: stats man. I don't care call me a loser with
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Speaker 1: a capitol L. And then he gets upset when people
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Speaker 1: puint this out. He gets very hasty, Miles Garrett, Oh,
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Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't don't call me that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you could have celebrated after the game, not during
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Speaker 1: the live action of the game. In the NFL obviously
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Speaker 1: didn't read the room. They're not great about reading the room.
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Speaker 5: Here.
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Speaker 1: They redecorated with a bunch of glitter, and here's some
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Speaker 1: glitter and the mal verdict that Zach Taylor, while he
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Speaker 1: is right, the delivery was a bit tone deaf, not
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Speaker 1: great there, And the NFL does deserve a little side eye,
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Speaker 1: a little sidey there, all right? Now, final thought, staying
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Speaker 1: in Cincinnati's staying in Cincinnati. So, Bengals wide receiver Jamar
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Speaker 1: Chase was asked about his offseason play hands the high
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Speaker 1: paid wide receiver with the massive contract, and what did
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Speaker 1: what did he say? Did you hear? You're all right? Well,
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Speaker 1: this is a Jamar Chase on where he's going to
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Speaker 1: go this off season. Take a list, going to go.
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Speaker 6: To Kancun like everybody except me to do, and I'm
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Speaker 6: going to enjoy myself because I'll have nothing else to do.
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Speaker 1: So I'm taking myself there. There you go, all right,
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Speaker 1: that's it, going to Can't Code. So a question thumbs
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Speaker 1: up or thumbs down, thumbs up, thumbs down on Bengals
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Speaker 1: wide receiver Jamar Chase going to can Kun. So he said,
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Speaker 1: so I'm going to go thumb up, up, up, hy
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Speaker 1: thumb up for this with a warning label, of course,
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Speaker 1: slapped on the side of the suitcase. Little warning label
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Speaker 1: on the suitcase. There. I did enjoy the self deprecating humor.
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Speaker 1: Good job by Jamar Chase. I thought that was great.
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Speaker 1: The Bengals season ended like milk left on the dashboard
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Speaker 1: of your car in July, late July, right, and it's good.
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Speaker 1: Chase has a sense of humor. He laughed the situation
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Speaker 1: and you can either sulk about it or laugh about it,
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Speaker 1: and he chose to have some fun and all that.
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Speaker 1: And I do respect the self awareness of Jamar Chase.
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Speaker 1: I thought that was great. However, however, let's not ignore
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Speaker 1: the other shoe, the snuffleluffagus in the room. This also
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Speaker 1: screams of social media brain rot from Jamar Chase. That
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Speaker 1: Chase is swimming in the deep end of the matrix.
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Speaker 1: He is mainlining mentions of his name and CanCon jokes
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Speaker 1: like it's oxygen the joke plans. But it also tells
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Speaker 1: you that he's hearing everything. He's hearing everything, and sometimes
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Speaker 1: hearing everything in life means you're thinking too much and
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Speaker 1: you need to get out and put your feet in
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Speaker 1: some grass and all that stuff. And still again, credit
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Speaker 1: where credit is due. And this was a beautiful capsule,
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Speaker 1: a time capsule. Beautiful time capsule. Tribute to Nick van
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Speaker 1: Exel nearly thirty years later. Thirty years later, I was
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Speaker 1: doing local LA radio at the time Nick van Exel,
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Speaker 1: when the Lakers could not get by the Utah Jazz
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Speaker 1: with Karl Malone and John Stockton, and it was just
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Speaker 1: a nightmare every year in the playoffs with the Purple
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Speaker 1: and Gold. They they could not get by them in
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Speaker 1: those those days. And Nick Van Exel famously said one,
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Speaker 1: two three cankun as the Lakers broke the huddle, and
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Speaker 1: so tremendous, the most honest huddle chant in sports history. Now,
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Speaker 1: Van Exel said that when the nineteen ninety eight, my god,
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Speaker 1: the child in nineteen ninety when the nineteen ninety eight
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Speaker 1: Lakers were dead in the water, and you know, it
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Speaker 1: is still a thing all these years later, almost thirty
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Speaker 1: years later, and Chase honoring that like an old school
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Speaker 1: punchline with fresh legs. A lot of people don't know this,
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Speaker 1: but Van Exel said this aut a practice. He didn't
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Speaker 1: say it at a game, but it got repeated to reporters,
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Speaker 1: and so people think he said it during a game,
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Speaker 1: but he said it at a practice leading up to
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Speaker 1: a game. But anyway, So the Mallard scorecard we've got
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Speaker 1: in terms of funny for Jamar Chase absolutely apps, that's chuckles.
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Speaker 1: I loved it. It's great self aware check that box,
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Speaker 1: very self aware. Is it risky? Slightly risky? You bet
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Speaker 1: slightly risky. Here's why, cause can't coon jokes in January
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Speaker 1: a kind of fun. It's a good Hey, we're bad,
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Speaker 1: go to can't Kut. However, in September, when the Bengals
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Speaker 1: go back and play another game that means something. In
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Speaker 1: and will be used against you in the court of
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Speaker 1: sports radio, so please act accordingly. And now back to it, Hi,
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Speaker 1: back to it and time and payoff the Mallord. Riddle
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Speaker 1: of the day in honor of our friend Jerry from
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Speaker 1: Rhode Island. Jalen Brown that's a basketball player, credits Blank
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Speaker 1: for helping him score fifty points in the Celtics win
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Speaker 1: over the weekend. He says that Blank helped him get
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Speaker 1: to that fifty point mark. That is the question. What
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Speaker 1: is the answer, And let's see here. Luke the vending guy,
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Speaker 1: good to see Luke back with us says penies and
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Speaker 1: weenies is the correct answer. There See Donkey Sausage says
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Speaker 1: was outside shoveling the snow. I did not hear the riddle,
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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with the old standby hookers and
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Speaker 1: booger sugar from Donkey Sausage. Who else do we have
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Speaker 1: a page?
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Speaker 3: Now?
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Speaker 1: Let's see, Uh, Jerry, you can't play Jerry and Rhodin
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Speaker 1: and you already know the answer. You can't play. It's
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Speaker 1: a bad job by you. Shame on you. You're cheating.
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Speaker 1: You can't cheat. Let's see practicing the Texas two step
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Speaker 1: from malar prop Guy see ferg Dog says nine year
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Speaker 1: old Mallard monologues. They sure help me through the break. Wow,
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Speaker 1: so monologue is going back to February of twenty seventeen.
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Speaker 1: That's wild they still have that. Why do they still
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Speaker 1: have that? I don't stand Alf? Who wants to hear those? Alf?
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Speaker 1: The Alien Opiner says Stefon Diggs is the answer. Lady
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Speaker 1: Sideburn says a Nigerian prince for whom he met via email.
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Speaker 1: Fudgie in Boston says apple cider vinegar. Robbie the Mariner
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Speaker 1: fan says. Jaylen Brown credits being snubbed for the Player
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Speaker 1: of the Month award. Beans and Weenies from Nick What
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Speaker 1: else do we have our guy Billy aka weed Man
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Speaker 1: Hippie from j T. The Wingman, Bonzi Wells from The
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Speaker 1: Nature Boy and see Gunner says the answer is he
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Speaker 1: credits Blind Scott from Gunner. Tillo in Florida says the
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Speaker 1: gabbago and the platypus in the room is the great. Well,
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Speaker 1: we've got to add her, gotta add different animals. We
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Speaker 1: have to do. That's we make a tear by the way,
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Speaker 1: the platypus. I love platypus. They're funy animals, aren't the platypus. Yes,
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Speaker 1: they're so weird. I actually do you remember the beanie babies?
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Speaker 1: Of course I used to think they were actually purple? Really?
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Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, let's see Matt Jack says viagra.
23:53
Speaker 1: There you go. What else? We have a red bull
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Speaker 1: it gave him wings from Larry d. Doc Dan says
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Speaker 1: witchcraft is the answer. The Great Gazoo from Rebecca in
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Speaker 1: La snapping his fingers for him, says, our friend Rebecca.
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Speaker 1: What else do we let see page Dan, that's enough, Loraina.
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Speaker 1: Do you have an answer to the Mather Riddle of
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Speaker 1: the day? Jalen Brown, that's a basketball player credits Blank
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Speaker 1: for helping score fifty points in this Celtics win over
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Speaker 1: the weekend. Not wearing socks. No socks? All right? Is
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Speaker 1: that correct?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 1: That is not correct. Jaylon Brown credits salsa dancing, salsa
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Speaker 1: dancing as the key ever been salsa dancing? Loraina? Uh no,
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Speaker 1: I haven't taken actual salsa dancing classes. Have you been
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Speaker 1: to a club and done the just as salt, even
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Speaker 1: the dirty stuff? Really? Do you know the there's an
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Speaker 1: NFL receiver, let's see chances, let's see loraina? No, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: no answers, No, don't cheat. There was a wide receiver
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Speaker 1: who was famous for doing the salsa dance after scoring touchdown?
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Speaker 1: Do you know who that is? This goes back many years.
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Speaker 1: He was famous. He played on the East Coast and
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Speaker 1: he used to do salsa dancing and that was his
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Speaker 1: end zone celebration. Where did they? This is hard. I
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Speaker 1: don't think my knowledge of players goes past Texas, past Texas?
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Speaker 9: All right?
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Speaker 1: So this guy played in New York? How about that
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Speaker 1: Kerry Road? No? Is that the only player you know
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Speaker 1: that played in New York? Might be? Wasn't he a
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Speaker 1: defensive player? It was a running back? Wouldn't he I
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Speaker 1: thought he was a running back.
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Speaker 5: He's the safety.
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Speaker 1: It was a safety. Oh I was wrong, there you go.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'd be a defensive player, so you wouldn't
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Speaker 1: score a lot of touchdowns. You're a defensive player. Oh yeah.
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Speaker 9: You know.
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Speaker 1: There is a better chance of world peace tomorrow than
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Speaker 1: the Raina getting the answers. But we know there will
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Speaker 1: never be world piece because those companies need people to
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Speaker 1: buy bombs. But I know the correct answer would be
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Speaker 1: Victor Cruz did the salsa dancing.
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Speaker 9: So there you go.
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Speaker 1: Let's go to the would have got that. That's right.
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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Brandon, who is sleepless in Seattle.
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Speaker 1: What's going on? Brandon? Welcome?
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Speaker 10: Oh thanks?
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Speaker 11: What's happening?
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Speaker 9: Ben?
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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of hanging out here, and Iowa Sam
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Speaker 1: for some reason, was in the building. He's still he's
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Speaker 1: down in the other the old studio, Iowa Sam, And
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Speaker 1: so I go and I get some steps in and
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Speaker 1: then I we have these little brief five minute conversations there. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: he's still there. What a loser? What does he do?
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Speaker 1: What a dope? We get paid for this? What what
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Speaker 1: he like?
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Speaker 6: The studio rack?
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Speaker 12: You know, like there's Jim rat he's a studio.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he lives. He lives kind of close. That's why
26:38
Speaker 1: if he lived far away, he wouldn't be here. He's close.
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Speaker 12: Well, I wanted to I wanted to say thanks for
26:43
Speaker 12: being such a great radio guy over the years, and uh,
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Speaker 12: really enjoy listening to you and everything.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you. That's a nice that's a perfect phone call.
26:51
Speaker 1: That's a perfect phone call.
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Speaker 9: Right there.
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Speaker 1: You should end it now. He's not. He's not gonna
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Speaker 1: end it now.
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Speaker 11: No.
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Speaker 12: Well, I was going to say, also, like you're opening
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Speaker 12: monologue with Well, later on in the monologue with the
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Speaker 12: the one two three, can't Coon or whatever, that was hilarious,
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Speaker 12: but uh yeah, it kind of reminds me of like
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Speaker 12: Lou Garrick. You know, during the off season you'd be
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Speaker 12: like staring out the window, you know, kind of waiting
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Speaker 12: for the next season. It's kind of like going to Canco,
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Speaker 12: you know, kind of.
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Speaker 11: The same thing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well yeah, why not? What the what the heck?
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Speaker 1: Apsolutely you are definitely a big fan Brandon. How long
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Speaker 1: you've been listening to radio? How long do you go
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Speaker 1: back on the radio.
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Speaker 12: Well, I've been I've been listening to you, you know
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Speaker 12: since like COVID. You know, I've been listening. You know,
27:36
Speaker 12: I listened to Mel Allen and and Red Barber.
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Speaker 1: And well you didn't listen. I mean, not that old.
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Speaker 1: You didn't listen to them. But like I, I was
27:44
Speaker 1: a kid, mel Allen was old this Weekend Baseball.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's it's crazy that that's the same guy that
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Speaker 12: was announcing all the Gillette you know, World Series games
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Speaker 12: back then.
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Speaker 9: But was he?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was cool like all the old
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Speaker 1: guys when I started as a kid, like it my age.
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Speaker 1: I got to meet Harry Carey, Harry Callous, who had
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Speaker 1: a big, big red nose because he was a big
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Speaker 1: drinker and a very nice man, very nice man. The
28:10
Speaker 1: Tigers had this legendary broadcaster named Ernie Harwell, and I
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Speaker 1: got to meet him. He was very nice, very nice.
28:15
Speaker 1: He was shocked that anyone knew who he was outside
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Speaker 1: of Michigan. I thought it was amazed by that.
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Speaker 12: So, oh yeah, well, wasn't That's like Ralph Kiner. Wasn't
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Speaker 12: he doing you know?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Ralph Connor was a Kiner's corner on the for
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Speaker 1: the Mets. Yeah he was. He was around. He had
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Speaker 1: one of the great quotes of all time. Well, thanks
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Speaker 1: for listening, Brandon. I love talking about old broad You
28:35
Speaker 1: want to talk about Pharrell? Did you call up about Pharrell?
28:37
Speaker 1: Something about Scott Parrell on the bench?
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Speaker 12: Well, I called in on his last show on the network. Unfortunately,
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Speaker 12: you know, went away, but yeah, I was on the
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Speaker 12: phone with him here. He was the last voice on
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Speaker 12: that network.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, they got replaced by you know, we're all listening
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Speaker 12: to Fox a lot more.
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Speaker 1: Well, you've got to listen to I mean, I don't
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Speaker 1: know there's any other networks. And I do feel bad.
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Speaker 1: I had I had friends and we kicked their ass,
29:04
Speaker 1: but I had friends that worked at that other network,
29:06
Speaker 1: and I'm sad that a lot of those people are
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Speaker 1: out of work now. It sucks and I feel bad
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Speaker 1: for them, and hopefully they'll find jobs that pay them
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Speaker 1: a good amount of money. But thank you, Brandon, I
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Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And let's say hello to Jed who fled?
29:20
Speaker 1: Who is next? Hello, Jed who fled?
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Speaker 9: All right, Yeah, that's a battery dying. There's four hundred million, know,
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Speaker 9: it's pretty close to it. They maybe maybe present to
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Speaker 9: the administration of more than six lines. That's all I'm saying.
29:37
Speaker 9: Maybe I don't know Alex chose them used to have
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Speaker 9: like thousands of collars they had.
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Speaker 1: He did not have thousands of the most radio stations.
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Speaker 1: I've worked at a bunch of radio plays and they
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Speaker 1: all have like six or seven lines six seven six
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Speaker 1: seven six seven.
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Speaker 6: Here's what you got do, man, You gotta get really
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Speaker 6: invested in hard narcotics and dive into it, and you
29:59
Speaker 6: will have no clue about what's going on with pop
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Speaker 6: culture ever. And you can just tell people like, no,
30:04
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about. Stop miching that
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Speaker 6: it's a little Whine Soong? Is it a little Wayne Soong?
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Speaker 6: If it's not that, that's all it matters.
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Speaker 1: Now where are we at? We had three According to
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Speaker 1: the latest number the World Meter, we have the population
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Speaker 1: in the United States of three hundred and forty seven million, exactly.
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Speaker 6: About It was about three ninety at Joe Biden, and
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Speaker 6: we're trying to get back, guys about three forty seven.
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Speaker 6: But I'm trying to say, I will say, the World
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Speaker 6: Cup's coming out twenty twenty six. Why are we running
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Speaker 6: all of the Hispanic people, you know, all of.
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Speaker 11: Them, the ones?
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Speaker 9: Why are we running out of the country?
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Speaker 6: Are we trying not to win this home of the
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Speaker 6: in or what.
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Speaker 1: I well, the marriage? Is I gonna win the World Cup?
30:43
Speaker 1: You think the winning World Cup? I mean, didn't I
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Speaker 1: somebody said that. I'm not a soccer guy. Somebody said
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Speaker 1: they rigged it so the US will advance at least
30:50
Speaker 1: early on in the World Cup. Is that true? I
30:52
Speaker 1: don't know. Some email me.
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Speaker 6: I think, if you get, if you give, if you
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Speaker 6: give bond start and hollering James another chance to do
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Speaker 6: picking with popular voices, make the World Cup team.
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Speaker 1: Dude, if you want Poppy? Are you asking Poppy to
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Speaker 1: be on the air? Would you like to hear from Poppy?
31:05
Speaker 6: I'd like to hear from Helmet Man and Poppy, and
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Speaker 6: that'd be my dream. Three from dude hero essexually, I.
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Speaker 1: Understand, Well, we don't have Helmet Man. Unfortunately he's not there.
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Speaker 1: I thought he would call up because the Ravens were
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Speaker 1: eliminated from the playoffs. I thought he would call up
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Speaker 1: to mourn them, writing the vomit comment in that game.
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Speaker 1: But he did not.
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Speaker 6: I'd like to know, actually, ask Poppy, how how did
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Speaker 6: I do that? How did I not go past the
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Speaker 6: line of racism? Were like hollering James and blink Scott.
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Speaker 6: But they did it actually, and it was awesome there.
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Speaker 9: I laughed.
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Speaker 6: If I do that, you know, great people.
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Speaker 9: Imagine I wish I was in the land of Cotton.
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Speaker 1: Hold On, Poppy, do you feel like Jed's a good
31:42
Speaker 1: caller or a bad call? This just Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy,
31:46
Speaker 1: Welcome Ben Mallard.
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Speaker 11: You know Papa is gotta have it go on segment
31:50
Speaker 11: like I don't know, you know, Jennifer Fland, You gotta
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Speaker 11: give him.
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Speaker 1: His own Oh she just hung up. He was online
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Speaker 1: with you, Poppy, and Jed just hung up.
31:58
Speaker 11: He said, that's heir, because you know, I just want
32:01
Speaker 11: to say happy New Year, mentor you like right here
32:05
Speaker 11: you were here for a while. But look, I just
32:08
Speaker 11: want to say that, hey, my pigs, I went two
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Speaker 11: and three. I WoT two right, one run sixty six.
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Speaker 1: San Maller, And that's the sign of the devil. Sixty
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Speaker 1: six point six percent is the sign of the devil.
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Speaker 11: That's not good. And I don't want me to tell
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Speaker 11: you that. So I just wanted to share that. Man Manta,
32:26
Speaker 11: But you.
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Speaker 1: Know, why didn't he just text me He didn't need
32:28
Speaker 1: to have you tell me he's got my number. He
32:29
Speaker 1: could text me.
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Speaker 11: Oh, well, yeah, you can send me a message or
32:33
Speaker 11: text me whenever you want to send me. An I
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Speaker 11: don't have your number, Well I give it a Coop
32:39
Speaker 11: and then you get called me here. You know you're
32:41
Speaker 11: my mentor, but I.
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Speaker 1: Don't have your number. Coop said, you're lying. He says
32:45
Speaker 1: he doesn't have your number.
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Speaker 11: I'll give it to him again, Cooper, I don't want it.
32:50
Speaker 1: Loraina wants your number.
32:50
Speaker 11: She wants you to No, no, I'll get it to it.
32:52
Speaker 11: But hey, what I wanted to talk about was like, look,
32:55
Speaker 11: Aaron Rodgers. I said it before.
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Speaker 1: Karin Rogers, how's his white? His wife doing? His wife
33:01
Speaker 1: upset that Rogers has to play in the playoffs.
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Speaker 11: Well, yeah, we don't even care about his life. But
33:06
Speaker 11: I said it before the season. I said, I like
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Speaker 11: Aaron Rodgers going to the playoffs. I said, shout out
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Speaker 11: to Bernie Frottle writer.
33:12
Speaker 1: I said that you're dropping a lot of names. You're
33:16
Speaker 1: dropping a lot of names. He dropped Adam's name, Now
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Speaker 1: you're dropping Bernie's name. Anyone else you'd like to name?
33:21
Speaker 1: Any other hosts here that you would like to name.
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Speaker 11: It's all part of the Fox Sportune.
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Speaker 1: I understand that, but you're dropping a lot of names.
33:28
Speaker 1: Who else do you want to what other names you
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Speaker 1: want to drap? Mike Harmon, that's that Mark, Rob Parker,
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Speaker 1: let's drop his name? Why not?
33:36
Speaker 11: I want to say Eric said former Renkin?
33:39
Speaker 1: You know, like yeah, But look, and whatever happened to
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Speaker 1: our friend from the Commonwealth and his dog willis Where
33:45
Speaker 1: did he go the other day?
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Speaker 9: Oh?
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Speaker 8: He did?
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Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha? Maybe that was on the daytime radio show
33:53
Speaker 1: Rob Parker. I'm just curious where his dog went. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Is that it Poppy You're good?
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Speaker 8: Oh?
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Speaker 9: No?
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Speaker 11: What I want to say about Aaron Rodgers, Look, he
34:02
Speaker 11: did great, he did amazing. I think it's gonna be
34:04
Speaker 11: They're gonna be playing and in the playoffs and they're
34:07
Speaker 11: gonna be good. Under spend the primetime against the like
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Speaker 11: Houston Texas. That's gonna be a revenge him, a little revenge,
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Speaker 11: a little prede what we're gonna do on Thursday and
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Speaker 11: Poppy Stick. But like, look, I like Aaron Rodgers what
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Speaker 11: he's doing. And then the other thing that I like
34:21
Speaker 11: what you said, Ben Maller about Matthew Stafford we'll see
34:23
Speaker 11: if he's gonna.
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Speaker 9: Be the MVP.
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Speaker 11: Another double revenge game against the Panthers.
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Speaker 1: Right up, Premium and I'm good. I don't need to.
34:32
Speaker 1: Let's say hello to hold on, let me to take
34:35
Speaker 1: candle mouthwall, why'd you call back? Mouthwash? Mike, what's going on?
34:39
Speaker 1: You're already on the phone. Why'd you call back? What's
34:41
Speaker 1: going on? All right? You don't know why you called back.
34:45
Speaker 1: Let's go to Andrea in Berkeley and she's our astrology insider,
34:52
Speaker 1: and I know there was a big cosmic event recently.
34:54
Speaker 1: And is it tied with Aaron Rodgers. Yes, welcome back there,
34:59
Speaker 1: Hello Andrea? How you doing. You're doing okay? Hanging in there.
35:02
Speaker 1: How's your health? Everything okay? Getting better, you.
35:04
Speaker 10: Know, got the dental issues, but taking it one day
35:08
Speaker 10: at a time. Thanks for asking, and welcome back. It's
35:12
Speaker 10: always you know, makes things easier and things to look
35:16
Speaker 10: forward to when you're back, and can always count on
35:19
Speaker 10: you for some nice memories. The Kinda's Corner. Wow, I
35:24
Speaker 10: remember that show?
35:25
Speaker 1: Yes, Ralph Kiner, Yeah, wo r in New York.
35:29
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was the Met's postgame show. Yeah, that was classic.
35:33
Speaker 1: And Ralph Kiner gave one of the great quotes of
35:36
Speaker 1: all time, and I still remember. I use it sometimes
35:39
Speaker 1: from time to time. He was playing for the Pirates,
35:42
Speaker 1: hit thirty seven home runs for the Pirates, and he
35:45
Speaker 1: told the story Kinner about he went in to meet
35:47
Speaker 1: with the general manager with the great branch Rickey, who
35:49
Speaker 1: brought Jackie Robinson to the Brooklyn Dodgers. Ralph Kinder went there.
35:53
Speaker 1: He asked for a race. He said, I would like
35:55
Speaker 1: a nice race. I hit thirty seven home runs. I
35:58
Speaker 1: led the league in home runs, and branch Ricky said,
36:01
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to give you a raise man,
36:03
Speaker 1: And I said, well again, I led the league at home.
36:05
Speaker 1: I the had thirty seven one and then branch Ricky said, well,
36:09
Speaker 1: where did we finish, Ralph? And Ralph said, well, mister Ricky,
36:12
Speaker 1: we finished in last place. And then the famous quote
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Speaker 1: was that branch Ricky said, we can finish last without you.
36:20
Speaker 1: This is famous. Sounds like he should be a radio
36:23
Speaker 1: executive in those days.
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Speaker 10: I'll tell you, but yeah, the postgame show was fun.
36:30
Speaker 10: He always had good guests. But meanwhile, talk about good timing.
36:35
Speaker 10: We had the full moon on Saturday.
36:37
Speaker 1: That's right, I knew it happened over the weekend, and
36:39
Speaker 1: this is the after glow, right the after glow, the
36:42
Speaker 1: effects are still there.
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Speaker 10: Yes, absolutely, Ben two days before the day of and
36:47
Speaker 10: two days after, and we had high tides, and you
36:52
Speaker 10: know it was interesting. The forty nine ers had their
36:54
Speaker 10: playoff game on the full moon in Capricorn son and
36:58
Speaker 10: Capricorn mooning came answer and brock Perty born December twenty seventh,
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Speaker 10: nineteen ninety nine. The full moon was opposite his son
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Speaker 10: in Capricorn, so he had a very difficult game. So
37:13
Speaker 10: the forty nine ers didn't win, but you know they're
37:16
Speaker 10: still moving forward. But that was a challenge when the
37:20
Speaker 10: full moon opposes your son. Yes, and that was Bachowell
37:24
Speaker 10: Bertie's situation. But on a happier note, good timing gets
37:29
Speaker 10: who returned in time for your return, and that's Aaron
37:34
Speaker 10: Aron Roger.
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Speaker 1: Have you seen his wife yet? No, No one has
37:39
Speaker 1: seen his wife. She does not exist, this woman.
37:42
Speaker 10: No, I'll tell you he's a character.
37:44
Speaker 1: You might be Aaron Rodgers' wife, Andrea. I don't know.
37:48
Speaker 1: As far as I know, you might be married to
37:50
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers.
37:51
Speaker 10: Well, you know it's interesting. I mean time has flown by.
37:54
Speaker 10: I did a sports astrology for the Athletic literally two
37:58
Speaker 10: years ago when I googled it. It's wow, that's flown.
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Speaker 1: By yes time. Oh, I mean I'm getting yelled at.
38:05
Speaker 1: Hoop says. If I don't hang up on you right now,
38:07
Speaker 1: we will not have time for the incident advice line.
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Speaker 1: I love you call me more often. I hopefully your
38:11
Speaker 1: dental problems get better. There our friend Andrea. We're gonna
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Speaker 7: incident advice line advice to Lamar Jackson and the Ravens
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Speaker 7: who missed the playoffs because they air idiot kicker shanked
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Speaker 7: a kick against the Steelers as time ran out.
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Speaker 1: So advice to Lamar Jackson. You're live on the air.
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Speaker 6: Lots of hookers and cocaine.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Line two, you're on the airline to advice to
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Speaker 6: New Year's resolution to give up after.
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, very nice. That sounded like ferg dog
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Speaker 9: Hello, good morning time.
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Speaker 10: You know a rose by any other name is still
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Speaker 10: too damn expensive?
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Speaker 9: Am I right?
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Speaker 5: That is?
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Speaker 1: The very right, verys the great the Rick and Maryland
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Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson. Line five.
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Speaker 12: Tip with my bears had to the Chicago Bears.
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Speaker 1: Okay, dump bears. Line six, you're on the air line sex. Hello,
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Speaker 1: line one, no line one. No Oh, that was blind Sky.
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Speaker 1: I'm glad we cut that guy off. There, there we go.
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Speaker 1: That was a hot mess.