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Speaker 2: wa Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm your host,
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Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me. His co host Connor ms
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Speaker 1: How's it going, man, Well, I just found out I
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Speaker 1: have tuberculosis, Adam, so I've been better.
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Speaker 2: Connor is not joking everybody.
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Speaker 1: That's my very real health Conspiracy this week. The median
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Speaker 1: Connormic's Baden has been secretly battling tuberculosis for years.
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Speaker 2: That is shocking information. That's the first thing you told
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Speaker 2: me when we hopped on this call.
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Speaker 1: And wow, Yeah, it's sort of like finding out i'd
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Speaker 1: been attacked by a Dodo bird. I thought that it
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Speaker 1: was a disease of the past, but there's no vaccine
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Speaker 1: for it. It's a bacterial infection. I guess I gotta
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Speaker 1: get some kind of chest X ray. I bet you
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Speaker 1: by next episode i'll know a lot about tuberculosis.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be on an iron lung.
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Speaker 1: That'd be cool.
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Speaker 2: That'd be sick hearing that thing just breathing for you
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Speaker 2: in the background as we record.
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Speaker 1: I can't go to sleep withou the sound of Connor's
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Speaker 1: iron lung anymore.
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Speaker 2: Because I will still need you to record when you're
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Speaker 2: iron lung done well.
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Speaker 1: I think something to do ad him would be kind
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Speaker 1: of cruel you to take this away from you when
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Speaker 1: I'm fucking interred in an iron lum.
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Speaker 2: It's a good point. So, Connor, we avoided near disaster
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Speaker 2: over Labor Day weekend because there were terrifying rumors going
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Speaker 2: around that President Trump was knocking on death's door, if
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Speaker 2: not dead already. And were you like me praying that
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Speaker 2: it didn't happen.
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Speaker 1: My knees are sore from the amount of praying I
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Speaker 1: was doing. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I got all the lucky amulets out, did all the things,
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Speaker 2: rubbed some crystals.
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Speaker 1: Every time I went to the Mexican grocery store. I
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Speaker 1: got some Jesus candles and I printed out a picture
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Speaker 1: of JD. Vance and I taped it over Jesus.
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Speaker 2: It was quite a weekend. And that's what we're talking
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Speaker 2: about on this episode, all the reasons why people thought
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Speaker 2: the president died.
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Speaker 1: You know what it's like when this kind of stuff happened,
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Speaker 1: because this has happened with This happened with Biden, this
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Speaker 1: happened with a couple of presidents where we Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: thought there was some medical thing going on in secret,
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Speaker 1: and perhaps it was. This is like those old lottery
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Speaker 1: commercials where it's like, isn't it worth it just to
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Speaker 1: let your mind wander for a little while? You know,
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Speaker 1: shouldn't you buy lottery ticket just so you could think
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Speaker 1: about having a boat. Every once in a while, we
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Speaker 1: should just let yourself think about the president being dead,
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Speaker 1: you know, just as a treat. It's a therapeutic exercise.
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Speaker 2: Were you following this as it was unfolding on social media?
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Speaker 1: I was looking for new stuff. I mean I kind
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Speaker 1: of saw the base case as it went down. It
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Speaker 1: looked pretty compelling. But all this stuff going on around
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Speaker 1: him was interesting, like JD. Vance tweeting weird shit like.
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Speaker 2: I'm ready yeah, that and him not having any public appearances,
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Speaker 2: not even golfing. Yeah, and even when he did golf
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Speaker 2: for some reason this time, reporters weren't allowed to follow
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Speaker 2: him and watch. They kind of brought this on themselves.
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Speaker 1: Well, you mean by going along with everything he does?
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Speaker 2: Ever, yeah, oh, I mean the way the White House
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Speaker 2: handled it, It's not like they weren't giving people reason
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Speaker 2: to believe he wasn't.
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Speaker 1: Oh sure, Yeah, yeah, I think they put out a
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Speaker 1: picture of him golfing that was from another day too.
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Speaker 2: They did a few things like that. I almost I mean,
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Speaker 2: this is a conspiracy podcast, so let's do it. I
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Speaker 2: wonder if this was a means of getting people to
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Speaker 2: talk about something other than that Epstein victim press conference
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Speaker 2: that was coming up this week.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past him. Hey, Nannie, bruise up
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Speaker 1: those hand and put on a couple extra pairs of socks.
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Speaker 1: They're bringing the Jane Does out to the White House.
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Speaker 2: Did you see they did a fucking military flyover at
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Speaker 2: one of the press conferences the Epstein victims were doing.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know, nothing says we respect victims
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Speaker 1: like a B two bomber.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh shit. So yeah, very somber time for us
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Speaker 2: all obviously over Labor Day weekend.
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Speaker 1: Well, you know the thing about but if President Trump
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Speaker 1: does die, God forbid, all of my collectible coins with
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Speaker 1: his face on it that I've purchased will appreciate in
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Speaker 1: value quite handsomely. So yeah, I've kind of tried to
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Speaker 1: turn the worst case scenario into a win. Win.
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Speaker 2: Might even turn that Trump phone investment into a good one.
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Speaker 1: You never mind something I got to leave to the
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Speaker 1: grandkids at.
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Speaker 2: Him generational wealth.
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Speaker 1: If I had a Trump steak, I would keep that
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Speaker 1: shit in the freezer forever, just as a trophy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we'll eat this when the empire falls.
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Speaker 2: So the rumors turned out to not be true, and
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Speaker 2: ooof thank you, thank God. But let's talk about how
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Speaker 2: they started in the first place. You already mentioned the
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Speaker 2: JD Vance thing. I think that's where this really kicked off.
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Speaker 2: He was giving an interview to USA Today and a
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Speaker 2: reporter asked if he was quote ready to assume the
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Speaker 2: role of commander in chief end quote, and instead of
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Speaker 2: telling the truth and saying no, he responded with this,
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Speaker 2: I feel very confident the President of the United States
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Speaker 2: is in good shape, is going to serve out the
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Speaker 2: remainder of his term and do great things for the
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Speaker 2: American people. And if God forbid there's a terrible tragedy,
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Speaker 2: I can't think of better on the job training than
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Speaker 2: what I've gotten over the last two hundred days. End quote.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's good to know when the guy's half dead,
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Speaker 1: you're still a fucking suck up. I still got to
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Speaker 1: get your damn bread butter JD.
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Speaker 2: That is kind of a weird answer to lead with. No,
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Speaker 2: I think the president's fine. It's like, that's not what
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Speaker 2: anyone asked. They just asked if you're ready to be president.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he put a lot of extra juge on that
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Speaker 1: for No. Well, he's sort of this is it could
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Speaker 1: be a bit of telling on himself. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And here's the thing I can tell from watching him
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Speaker 2: in interviews and whatnot that JD. Vance is not ready
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Speaker 2: to be president?
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Speaker 1: What that nervous Winnie the Pooh bear face.
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Speaker 2: Have you seen any of the clips of him talking
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Speaker 2: about sending the National Guard to DC. This has happened
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Speaker 2: at least I think three different times when he's being
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Speaker 2: interviewed on these politics talking.
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Speaker 1: I try to avoid footage of JD. Vance as much
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Speaker 1: as possible, just from my own psychic well being.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Same, but this is worth tracking down if you
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Speaker 2: can find it. There have been a few different times
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Speaker 2: where he's trying to justify sending the National Guard to
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Speaker 2: DC and he goes police when they go to DC,
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Speaker 2: they're getting spit on. No one even wants to be
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Speaker 2: a cop in DC. And every time he says it,
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Speaker 2: someone's like, oh, you mean, like January sixth, when your
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Speaker 2: people were spinning on cops and his answer is always, Okay,
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Speaker 2: you're bringing up things that happened a long time ago.
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Speaker 2: It's like it was not that long ago. And that
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Speaker 2: is a fantastic follow up question to you, being like
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Speaker 2: cops are getting spit on. It's like you let everyone
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Speaker 2: out of prison? Who did that?
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Speaker 1: I was even sold out by the It was just
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Speaker 1: an aspiring sellout. It's not a part of my resume.
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Speaker 2: Ron Howard was still making movies about me. Then have
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Speaker 2: you ever seen that movie?
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Speaker 1: Oh, he'll be the elogy.
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Speaker 2: No, I haven't either. We should do a bonus episode.
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Speaker 1: I should watch that. Yeah. Yeah, he is the vice
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Speaker 1: president of the United States. Yeah, and he sort of
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Speaker 1: got there by authoredom which would be cool if it
7:42
Speaker 1: wasn't probably. I mean, I've never read the book. Maybe
7:44
Speaker 1: it's a masterpiece, but.
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Speaker 2: I've heard there's lots of lies in it, Okay, which
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Speaker 2: tracks surprise me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't think the couch fucking story comes from that book,
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Speaker 2: but it would be funny if it did. If that
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Speaker 2: was just a story he put out there on his own.
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Speaker 1: That's my first orgasm, was fucking a couch. There's no
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Speaker 1: shame in that inherently, what's the big deal? A little
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Speaker 1: bit of friction in the night we should do?
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Speaker 2: What did jd Vance fuck that couch episode?
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Speaker 1: Just by virtue of being a man with Comedy Central
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Speaker 1: in the nineties, Like, the answer is probably yes, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I could so. Once that fucking steel drum song starts
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Speaker 1: playing and those blurry titties come on TV.
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Speaker 2: Fucking girls gone wild commercials, that's what did it for me.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: God, that was a problematic franchise.
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Speaker 1: Holy shit, I just I'm also just I missed the
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Speaker 1: days when just the forty eight pixels of a tit
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Speaker 1: could get me hard. Oh my god, just imagining that
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Speaker 1: complexity behind these squares.
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Speaker 2: Those where the days.
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Speaker 1: So yeah.
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Speaker 2: Jd Vance said that in an interview and the Internet
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Speaker 2: was off to the races. The phrase Trump is dead
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Speaker 2: appeared more than fifty six hundred times across Twitter, Reddit, YouTube,
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Speaker 2: and blue Sky from August twenty eighth to September second. Honestly,
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Speaker 2: that doesn't feel like that much over four different social networks.
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Speaker 1: Fifty but it's just explicitly that phrase. I'm sure that
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Speaker 1: it was with that sentiment would probably be a larger number.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a tweet on August twenty ninth that
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Speaker 2: said Trump is dead. He died on Wednesday, wrapped up
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Speaker 2: thirteen point eight million views.
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Speaker 1: Damn, Why wasn't I engagement farming this weekend? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: No, shit, I haven't been on Twitter. Like I still
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Speaker 2: have it, and I've started using it again for the pods,
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Speaker 2: but I still can't bring myself to go back there.
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Speaker 1: It is pretty insane the amount of seemingly very popular
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Speaker 1: racist content that you can find on that app.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a surprise, and that just makes me
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Speaker 2: want to go there and be like obnoxiously liberal in
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Speaker 2: my postings and things.
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Speaker 1: Talk about engagement farming. Yeah, that'll work exactly. So.
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Speaker 2: There was also some weirdness with Trump's schedule that led
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Speaker 2: to some speculator he had a three hour televised cabinet
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Speaker 2: meeting on August twenty six. Imagine watching a Trump cabinet meeting,
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Speaker 2: just like, here's my day, this is what I'm doing
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Speaker 2: with my morning, sit down and watch a cabinet meeting.
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Speaker 1: The most entertaining form of talking is highly polished, excellent
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Speaker 1: stand up comedy. You can't even watch that for more
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Speaker 1: than an hour. Yeah, it becomes tedious. Exactly three hours
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Speaker 1: of admittedly one of the greatest orders of humankind. Still
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Speaker 1: three hours. That's two and a half hours too much.
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Speaker 2: It's way too much. Remember when Dave Chappelle was just
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Speaker 2: dropping in on comedy clubs and doing five and six
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Speaker 2: hour sets.
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Speaker 1: I saw a couple of those, a couple three hours.
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Speaker 2: I would not stay. I would get like ninety minutes
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Speaker 2: in and be like, I'll watch this when he whittles
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Speaker 2: down the bullshit to a Netflix special. This is too much.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, watching Dave Chappelle talk about nine
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Speaker 1: to eleven being an inside job. At two o'clock in
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Speaker 1: the morning, he hits different. Yeah, I suppose that would
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Speaker 1: be true. Don't knock it till you try it, doesn't
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Speaker 1: He chain smoke the whole time too. Yeah. I actually
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Speaker 1: had one of his cigarette butts for a while. I
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Speaker 1: was twenty two year old weirdo just there and I
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Speaker 1: was like, Wow, a legendary cigarette.
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Speaker 2: But flip that on eBay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
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Speaker 2: So there were some suggestions that Trump's schedule was suspended
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Speaker 2: all together during this time, but it seems like that
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Speaker 2: wasn't the case. But the source that got people the
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Speaker 2: most riled up was a Twitter user at Adam s cochran,
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Speaker 2: or maybe it's Adams Cochrane or Adam s Cochran. I
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Speaker 2: don't know Adam s Cochrane. He posted a thirty one
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Speaker 2: tweet thread on August thirty first that just came in
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Speaker 2: hot right away, first tweet. I believe there is growing
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Speaker 2: evidence that the White House is covering up the fact
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Speaker 2: that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes and
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Speaker 2: that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this
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Speaker 2: week end. Quote TIA meaning transient schemic attack aka mini stroke.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was when your Mexican aunt has a stroke.
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Speaker 1: What do I know?
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Speaker 2: I knew a Mexican aunt joke was coming. I just
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Speaker 2: didn't know what it was going to be.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was also was quite distracted because I thought
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Speaker 1: a good name for a black porn star would be
12:17
Speaker 1: Johnny Cockran.
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Speaker 2: That would be a great name. Oh, you can make
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Speaker 2: all the if it doesn't fit, just.
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Speaker 1: Talking about wearing a glove.
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Speaker 2: Are we going to get into porn? Should we start
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Speaker 2: producing porn?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely should get into managing. We gotta gotta
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Speaker 1: get a going to cast the role of Johnny Cockran.
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Speaker 2: So here's the thing, about the claims in this Twitter
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Speaker 2: thread currently known as Zack's this could still be kind
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Speaker 2: of true. Trump doesn't have to have died for some
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Speaker 2: of these things to have actually happened, especially when it
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Speaker 2: comes to those mini strokes.
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Speaker 1: And the case you lays out for those is quite compelling.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, very important detail about the mini strokes. They cause
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Speaker 2: symptoms that usually resolve within twenty four hours. So you
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Speaker 2: could have a mini stroke and then be back to
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Speaker 2: telling the world you're moving space for us to Alabama
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Speaker 2: a few days later. Very possible.
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Speaker 1: Adam and I are so grateful that these hypothetical strokes
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Speaker 1: possibly affecting the president only lasts for twenty four hours. Yes,
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Speaker 1: it'd be a real shame if these are some three
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Speaker 1: day weekend strokes.
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Speaker 2: Sure would so. Some of the things this thread points
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Speaker 2: to as proof that Trump's health is failing.
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Speaker 1: It's ironic and cheats at golf and now God is
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Speaker 1: giving him extra strokes.
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Speaker 2: Hey. So, March twenty twenty four, someone posts video of
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Speaker 2: Trump on stage at an event and he's clearly dragging
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Speaker 2: his right leg when he walks. And here's the thing,
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Speaker 2: if you watch the video, I would agree I think
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Speaker 2: he's dragging his leg.
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Speaker 1: Kind of like one of your footfalls asleep a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then there's the hand bruising that just
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Speaker 2: keeps showing up. It was visible in a Time magazine interview,
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Speaker 2: and by that I mean the interviewer called it out
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Speaker 2: shortly after the election. Also, he had a meeting with
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Speaker 2: Emmanuel Macrum in February twenty twenty five and he had
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Speaker 2: hand bruising again. And when the White House was asked
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Speaker 2: about it, they said it was from shaking too many hands.
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Speaker 2: What a dumb answer. That's one of the worst things
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Speaker 2: about this administration is how dumb they think people are.
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Speaker 1: Like every guy he's meeting is like Bob from Minnesota
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Speaker 1: who's over enthusiastical. Well, hey are you doing there? I
14:34
Speaker 1: used to meet you.
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Speaker 2: Hey. There are just challenging Trump's manliness.
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Speaker 1: That's what I would do if I met the president,
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Speaker 1: and I would try to try to punk him on
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Speaker 1: the handshake.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, try to break his fucking hand. There's also three
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Speaker 2: medications from his annual physical report, rasuva staten as, a timoby,
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Speaker 2: and daily aspirin. The aspirin used to be a thing
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Speaker 2: people would take just as a maintenance thing to prevent
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Speaker 2: heart attacks, and eventually science was like, sorry, we're wrong,
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Speaker 2: you don't need to do that. So the fact that
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Speaker 2: he's taken daily aspirin, according to this thread, speaks more
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Speaker 2: to him having suffered some sort of medical event that
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Speaker 2: necessitates him taking aspirin every day.
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Speaker 1: It's not just prevetative, right.
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Speaker 2: And the same thing with as a timibe as a timabe.
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Speaker 2: I should have looked up how to pronounce it, but
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Speaker 2: who cares. The claim here is that it's used to
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Speaker 2: prevent or treat strokes, as opposed to just being a
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Speaker 2: regular cholesterol medication or some shit. And then there's the
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Speaker 2: swollen ankles picture which everyone saw that, and the White
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Speaker 2: House admitted Trump has a non fatal disease called chronic
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Speaker 2: venus insufficiency.
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Speaker 1: More like chronic penis insufficiency. What I've heard is true.
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Speaker 2: They also they point out the bruising on his hands
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Speaker 2: seems to happen around the same time every month, like
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Speaker 2: he's getting regular IV treatments or something interesting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, or maybe he shakes a lot of hands at
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Speaker 1: the same time every month.
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Speaker 2: Could be it just makes sense.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The White House denied it so end of discussion.
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Speaker 1: Which means they supplied it There's.
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Speaker 2: Also a video from August fifteenth of Trump getting off
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Speaker 2: the plane for his summit with Putin, and he has
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Speaker 2: it does look like a lot of trouble walking in
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Speaker 2: a straight line.
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Speaker 1: He's just very clipped. Yeah, meandering around.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just kind of swerving. He's keeping it in
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Speaker 2: the lanes, but he's all over that fucking lane.
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Speaker 1: I frequently go for long walks in the park with
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Speaker 1: no agenda whatsoever, and I just mosey around. I walk
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Speaker 1: in a straighter line when I'm doing that. Yeah, then
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Speaker 1: this guy's walking on a red carpet that is pointed
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Speaker 1: in a straight direct one point to one point line
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Speaker 1: to an airplay.
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Speaker 2: And it is actually a sign of possible medical issues.
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Speaker 2: Even your Apple watch tracks how straight you walk and
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Speaker 2: does it because it can be an indication of both
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Speaker 2: neurological things or just leg problems. Shit like that.
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Speaker 1: Well, and the only reason they do that is because
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Speaker 1: they could use that to somehow sell you shampoo on Amazon.
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Speaker 2: Right right, and give that information to the government if
17:16
Speaker 2: they ever need to track your movements.
17:18
Speaker 1: And we noticed your art rates a little high. Do
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Speaker 1: you want to want to buy some CBD batbombs?
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Speaker 2: You know? I do Actually that sounds kind of nice. Actually, yeah,
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Speaker 2: high heart rate or not. It's also in this thread
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Speaker 2: mentioned that a patient who has a mild I schemic
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Speaker 2: stroke would be on bed rest for twenty four to
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Speaker 2: forty eight hours and within two to three days would
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Speaker 2: be able to take small or assisted steps. And you
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Speaker 2: couple that with all the pictures we saw of Trump
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Speaker 2: where they're like, no, look, he's golfing, He's fine, And
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Speaker 2: it's like, well, why are you only letting people take
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Speaker 2: pictures from like five hundred yards away? It looks like
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Speaker 2: the Zapruder film. Why is Trump not just in front
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Speaker 2: of cameras? And like, what, I'm fine. I saw someone
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Speaker 2: mention on one of the socials that remember when he
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Speaker 2: had COVID, motherfucker went and stood on the balcony of
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Speaker 2: the White House and fucking ripped his mask off and
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Speaker 2: was standing there like, look, how goddamn strong I am?
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Speaker 2: Not this time.
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Speaker 1: He likes to go up on the roof during key times.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but not this time. And when he got shot,
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Speaker 2: fucking stood up raised the fist. Not this time. Rumors
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Speaker 2: swirling about this man being on death's door and he's
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Speaker 2: not addressing it.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to get the full blown like weekend to Donnie's,
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Speaker 1: where he's got sunglasses on and like a secret service
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Speaker 1: guy on either side of him, and he's kind of
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Speaker 1: like fake smiling it as they drag him around with
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Speaker 1: his feet just kind of like clomping on the ground loose.
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Speaker 2: My legitimate fear for a lot of this when it
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Speaker 2: was happening was that because it was happening parallel to
18:51
Speaker 2: the announcement about the Epstein press conference, was that Trump
18:56
Speaker 2: would die, but they would claim, oh the country because
19:01
Speaker 2: Democrats ginned up a bunch of fake Epstein evidence against him.
19:06
Speaker 2: So he's just gonna run the country from overseas and
19:09
Speaker 2: you know he'll be in hiding. Meanwhile, we just get
19:12
Speaker 2: like an AI version of Trump running the country via
19:16
Speaker 2: social media and shit.
19:18
Speaker 1: That would be kind of exciting to have our own
19:20
Speaker 1: Saddam Hussein where the real president is like in a
19:22
Speaker 1: bunker somewhere. Yeah.
19:23
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if we do.
19:25
Speaker 1: The only problem is, of all the people, he's got
19:28
Speaker 1: such a good brand. People will fucking justify anything this
19:31
Speaker 1: motherfucker says, yeah, just through the power of his own
19:34
Speaker 1: gas lighting. It's kind of incredible. So like you talk about.
19:39
Speaker 1: I've had that fear too, of what if they just
19:40
Speaker 1: kill him and replace him with a series of like
19:44
Speaker 1: less publicly no public appearance is just a bunch of
19:47
Speaker 1: AI clips from the Oval Office of him being like
19:49
Speaker 1: and now being transgender is even more illegal. I don't
19:52
Speaker 1: know why he's Reagan in that clip, but you get it.
19:56
Speaker 2: My concern with any plans like that, it's not really
20:00
Speaker 2: a concern. But how do you find a body double
20:03
Speaker 2: for Trump?
20:04
Speaker 1: South Park?
20:05
Speaker 2: Did it? Yeah?
20:06
Speaker 1: I suppose have you seen that clip? It looks pretty good.
20:09
Speaker 1: I have not. He's really the same kind of fat.
20:12
Speaker 1: He looks younger than Trump, but he's got the same
20:14
Speaker 1: kind of fat.
20:15
Speaker 2: Interesting because he's a unique looking fella.
20:18
Speaker 1: Yes he is.
20:19
Speaker 2: He is a very I feel like I know a
20:22
Speaker 2: bunch of people who look like Saddam Hussein, but Trump.
20:25
Speaker 1: No, it's kind of the physique when you probably have
20:27
Speaker 1: access to the best medical care that money can buy,
20:30
Speaker 1: but you eat only the cheapest, shittiest foods that money
20:32
Speaker 1: can buy. So it's like a combination of Illuminati healthcare
20:36
Speaker 1: in McDonald's.
20:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the war happening within Trump all the time.
20:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the two wolves.
20:42
Speaker 2: So there are photos from around this time where it
20:46
Speaker 2: does look like Trump has maybe a little droopy face,
20:50
Speaker 2: but again they're from so far away.
20:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, and all these pictures you can take a picture
20:54
Speaker 1: of anyone with their mouth open. You know, I need
20:56
Speaker 1: to see the video clip of him drooling.
20:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like one of the pictures in this thread, you're right,
21:01
Speaker 2: he's showing Trump coming out of the White House and
21:04
Speaker 2: he goes his mouth is a gate. He could have
21:06
Speaker 2: just been saying hey to someone like I don't yeah, Like,
21:09
Speaker 2: then you kind of need video if and then that's
21:12
Speaker 2: gonna be your claim.
21:13
Speaker 1: Someone was using AI to enhance one of the long,
21:16
Speaker 1: long distance shots and he's like, look how weird he
21:19
Speaker 1: looks when you enhance it with AI. And it's like, ay,
21:20
Speaker 1: I gives everybody a drowpi mouthlake. I've used it on video.
21:25
Speaker 1: It's literally impossible for that's what it does. That's what
21:27
Speaker 1: you ordered.
21:28
Speaker 2: And then the next day there was a thread that
21:30
Speaker 2: pointed to a bunch of weirdness in the photos of
21:34
Speaker 2: Trump that we did see over the course of those
21:36
Speaker 2: few days. I think that is almost the more interesting
21:40
Speaker 2: question is if Trump was fine, why was the White
21:43
Speaker 2: House circulating all these pictures where they're like, look, he's golfing,
21:47
Speaker 2: He's fine, And then the Internet was like, that's from
21:51
Speaker 2: months ago, that was from last week. Why are you
21:55
Speaker 2: showing us pictures that aren't from right now and saying
21:59
Speaker 2: he's fine.
22:00
Speaker 1: Look yeah, I mean, what's what else? Could it be facelift?
22:03
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, what if it is that? What if
22:07
Speaker 2: he got hair plugs and just comes back like what
22:11
Speaker 2: my hairs always look like this.
22:13
Speaker 1: I mean that Joe Biden got face lifts and shit
22:16
Speaker 1: like that. But we never I mean she was out
22:18
Speaker 1: of there. There was months I feel like where I
22:20
Speaker 1: didn't see a picture of Joe Biden.
22:21
Speaker 2: No one said boo yeah, because I mean even when
22:24
Speaker 2: you saw Biden, like you just forgot she'd be thereafter
22:28
Speaker 2: unless he was telling a really fun, playfully racist story
22:31
Speaker 2: about beating up corn pop at the swimming pool.
22:34
Speaker 1: Something like that. When you'd see a picture of Biden,
22:36
Speaker 1: you'd be like, wait, is he alive?
22:39
Speaker 2: I love some of these articles that will link to
22:42
Speaker 2: in the notes about this episode. They treat people talking
22:46
Speaker 2: about Biden not being well when he was in office
22:49
Speaker 2: as if it's a conspiracy theory.
22:51
Speaker 1: It's like he.
22:52
Speaker 2: Dropped out of the fucking race because he wasn't well,
22:56
Speaker 2: it's not a conspiracy theory. Biden was not in a
22:59
Speaker 2: good place.
23:00
Speaker 1: I mean, it was patently obvious to anyone that has
23:03
Speaker 1: ever talked to a senile person, you know. Yeah, yeah,
23:06
Speaker 1: there was eight year old girls there, like he's doing
23:08
Speaker 1: a grandpa.
23:11
Speaker 2: And so yeah, these pictures the White House was putting
23:14
Speaker 2: out did not help, obviously, because I mean, this is
23:17
Speaker 2: the Internet. People can verify shit like that, like it's
23:20
Speaker 2: not hard. There was also this tweet from anonymous about
23:24
Speaker 2: how the White House had an announcement scheduled for two
23:27
Speaker 2: pm the next day and that all roads to Walter
23:31
Speaker 2: Reed Hospital in DC were closed, and so they were like,
23:35
Speaker 2: ah ah, I think you know what that means. But
23:38
Speaker 2: apparently roads being closed to Walter Reed is not unusual
23:42
Speaker 2: at all.
23:43
Speaker 1: Kind of makes me think, what if this is all
23:44
Speaker 1: a drill for the day he does have a big
23:47
Speaker 1: ice chemic episode or whatever. I mean.
23:49
Speaker 2: One of the other conspiracy theories about this kicking around
23:53
Speaker 2: in my brain was what if he is about to
23:55
Speaker 2: die and that's why the National Guard is in DC
23:59
Speaker 2: because they know people are going to fucking lose their
24:02
Speaker 2: shit when he does die. So I was kind of
24:06
Speaker 2: having that thought that maybe that's why they deployed the
24:09
Speaker 2: National Guard.
24:10
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like when Kobe died for stupid people.
24:13
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it be bad murals everywhere.
24:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, Trump murals all over the place. They're gonna get
24:19
Speaker 2: painted over, just like the Kobe murals do.
24:21
Speaker 1: Well, some of them. It's like, is this really honoring
24:24
Speaker 1: his legacy? Yeah, to look like this, it looks like
24:28
Speaker 1: they've recovered his face with AI.
24:30
Speaker 2: Yeah. There are some neat ones though, Oh yes, there
24:33
Speaker 2: beautiful downtown.
24:34
Speaker 1: Some of them make you cry like I have a
24:35
Speaker 1: fucking Gigi. All inspiring and shit.
24:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, sad. So there was also some reports that there
24:44
Speaker 2: were three helicopters seen leaving the White House that day,
24:48
Speaker 2: and people were like, ah, you know what that means.
24:51
Speaker 2: But then that announcement Anonymous tipped us off to happened
24:56
Speaker 2: and Trump was alive and maybe and was just talking
25:01
Speaker 2: about moving Space Force to Huntsville, Alabama forever to be
25:05
Speaker 2: known from this point forward as Rocket City. He said
25:08
Speaker 2: that shut up.
25:09
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hate it when he tries to
25:11
Speaker 1: call his shot with stuff. He's like, and we'll call
25:14
Speaker 1: it the eleven Day War.
25:16
Speaker 2: That is one of my low key least favorite things
25:19
Speaker 2: about Trump is I mean not least favorite. There's a
25:23
Speaker 2: lot of things ahead of this on the list, but
25:26
Speaker 2: it kind of reminds me of that thing where the
25:28
Speaker 2: Wu Tang clan all of a sudden gave themselves mafia nicknames,
25:32
Speaker 2: and every rapper started doing that after Yeah, every fucking
25:36
Speaker 2: Republican feels like they have to give everything they talk
25:39
Speaker 2: about some sort of nickname. Oh fuck you right, Like
25:43
Speaker 2: it's gotta be. If you're talking about mom Donnie, it's
25:46
Speaker 2: little Mohammad or.
25:47
Speaker 1: Some shit like that.
25:48
Speaker 2: Oh God, you can't just fucking call things by their name.
25:52
Speaker 2: There's got to be some fun Trump esque nickname. And
25:56
Speaker 2: it's like, you motherfuckers are not Trump. First of all,
25:59
Speaker 2: if you try half the ship Trump tries, we would
26:02
Speaker 2: string you up in the goddamn streets. You don't have
26:04
Speaker 2: the charisma or.
26:06
Speaker 1: Necessary kung fu.
26:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got you have skills. But beyond that,
26:13
Speaker 2: just Trump's an entertainer. Let him handle the nicknames. Some
26:17
Speaker 2: of them are good.
26:18
Speaker 1: What kills me is how many people got a nickname
26:20
Speaker 1: that are now like full time fucking sick of fants yep,
26:24
Speaker 1: hating for him. Twenty four, like little Marco secretary of State.
26:28
Speaker 2: I don't did he give JD. Vance a nickname? Because JD.
26:31
Speaker 2: Vance gave Trump a nickname.
26:33
Speaker 1: Which was him.
26:34
Speaker 2: He called him a Nazi. Oh, I never saw that.
26:36
Speaker 2: That was his stance at first was Trump is a
26:39
Speaker 2: Nazi who's going to ruin democracy. And then like a
26:42
Speaker 2: year later, when he realized Trump was going to win,
26:44
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, never mind, Trump's great.
26:46
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I got one for JD. Fat pants Vance, Chubby,
26:51
Speaker 1: that's a good one. I like that fat pants Vance.
26:54
Speaker 1: I also hate that the name of Rocket City's pretty cool.
26:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like there's all ready a town
27:01
Speaker 2: in the South called Space City. Let me see. And
27:04
Speaker 2: I only say that because the drive by truckers have
27:07
Speaker 2: a song about it.
27:08
Speaker 1: Is that.
27:09
Speaker 2: Oh it was a defunct theme park near Huntsville, Alabama.
27:14
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense, all right, But yeah, Huntsville they've
27:18
Speaker 2: always had a bunch of space shit. I think people
27:20
Speaker 2: were kind of mad about him moving Space Force to Alabama.
27:23
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I'm honestly just happy we
27:25
Speaker 2: have Space Force. I think we did actually need it.
27:29
Speaker 1: So what's that line from the Stephen Gerd documentary America
27:31
Speaker 1: must know what it means in blood and treasure to
27:33
Speaker 1: fight a war on another planet. That's what I think.
27:36
Speaker 2: I agree. What if they started drafting for the space war?
27:39
Speaker 2: Would you fight just to go see space?
27:42
Speaker 1: God? That's you know, Adam, I want to see space
27:45
Speaker 1: so bad, but I don't think I would. I probably
27:48
Speaker 1: couldn't get over the fascism of it all.
27:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just catch the social media eclipse, not trying
27:52
Speaker 2: to go.
27:54
Speaker 1: It looks better on the James Webb telescope anyway.
27:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was always my thing when for a long
28:00
Speaker 2: time there was this project happening it might still be
28:03
Speaker 2: happening where you could sign up to be one of
28:06
Speaker 2: the first like one hundred thousand people to populate Mars,
28:10
Speaker 2: and they got a shit ton of people signing up
28:12
Speaker 2: trying to be a part of it. It's like, do
28:15
Speaker 2: you not look at history at all and think, oh, well,
28:19
Speaker 2: here's what happens to the first people who show up anywhere. Yeah, right,
28:24
Speaker 2: it's never fucking good.
28:25
Speaker 1: And there's not gonna be the Native Americans showing up
28:28
Speaker 1: with a big old, you know, cornucopia full of colorful
28:30
Speaker 1: corn and shit.
28:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be there ten years and then
28:34
Speaker 2: a fleet of intergalactic trumps are going to show up
28:37
Speaker 2: to gentrify the place, and that's when I'll go, because
28:41
Speaker 2: then there's going to be like like a hotel, restaurants
28:43
Speaker 2: and hotels and things.
28:45
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the thing about early space anything is the
28:49
Speaker 1: only thing I hear when I hear that is like
28:51
Speaker 1: nutrient tubes. Yeah, or you know, sustenance paste. Yeah.
28:55
Speaker 2: I don't want any mind a lot of peanut.
28:57
Speaker 1: Butter, so you know, it's probably not that big of
28:59
Speaker 1: a deviation for me, but still I.
29:01
Speaker 2: Do fuck with a peanut butter. You're crunchy or.
29:03
Speaker 1: Creamy, creamy to the fucking grave.
29:06
Speaker 2: My man, I'm a crunchy I like a crunchy peeb You.
29:09
Speaker 1: Keep taking the perfectly uniform texture of peanut butter and
29:12
Speaker 1: you've ruined it for no reason.
29:14
Speaker 2: You keep it in the refrigerator.
29:15
Speaker 1: No, I'm not with that LOWR scudder shit. Yeah, too
29:18
Speaker 1: much work.
29:18
Speaker 2: Now, I keep it in the fridge. Fun tip, My
29:22
Speaker 2: wife somehow figured this out. If you have the kind
29:25
Speaker 2: of peanut butter where the oil separates, set it on
29:27
Speaker 2: its side, doesn't happen. Oh yeah it works great.
29:31
Speaker 1: That's really fucking smart. Really fucking well, yeah, natural jiff,
29:35
Speaker 1: it's ostensibly the same thing, but you don't have to
29:39
Speaker 1: fucking jacket off.
29:40
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe I like jacking off a jar peanut butter
29:43
Speaker 2: every once in a while.
29:44
Speaker 1: Well, that's between you and your guy.
29:47
Speaker 2: So this video, I mean, not even video. But that
29:50
Speaker 2: was one of the questions people had when Trump made
29:52
Speaker 2: this appearance, because they announced it for two pm Eastern time,
29:56
Speaker 2: ends up not happening until like three something. He's like
30:00
Speaker 2: fucking Lauren Hill, just making people wait forever for this
30:04
Speaker 2: performance to start.
30:05
Speaker 1: The actual rows of space force.
30:07
Speaker 2: And this was another tweet from anonymous about the appearance
30:13
Speaker 2: from the latest proof of life video released by the
30:16
Speaker 2: White House. Trump is caked with makeup, reporters kept at
30:20
Speaker 2: a distance, voice is weak, and the podium is acting
30:23
Speaker 2: as a walker to help him stand up. It's not
30:26
Speaker 2: looking good health wise. And they also I saw a
30:31
Speaker 2: couple of suggestions that the video might have been pre recorded,
30:34
Speaker 2: which is something you would absolutely do if you're trying
30:38
Speaker 2: to make a Here's proof that Trump's a live thing,
30:41
Speaker 2: because what if you do that live and he just
30:43
Speaker 2: falls over in the middle of it?
30:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Well, if it's pre recorded, how do Theynno,
30:47
Speaker 1: he was going to have a mini stroke at TIA.
30:49
Speaker 2: I think they mean pre recorded like that day, like
30:53
Speaker 2: oh okay, gotcha, gotcha like it just it wasn't actually
30:57
Speaker 2: live like.
30:57
Speaker 1: You would pre recorded. I've worked in television and not
31:00
Speaker 1: know it.
31:02
Speaker 2: And even anonymous was like that could just be like
31:05
Speaker 2: a security thing, but it could also be let's put
31:09
Speaker 2: this on tape in case it doesn't go well live.
31:11
Speaker 2: Who knows. And then there's that fucking White House window video.
31:15
Speaker 2: Did you see this? No? Yeah, I think there's I
31:17
Speaker 2: think there's a clip of the video in the article
31:20
Speaker 2: I linked to, but if you just google it you'll
31:24
Speaker 2: find it. There was video going around when all of
31:27
Speaker 2: this was happening with Trump. Someone was just chucking shit
31:30
Speaker 2: out a second floor window at the White House and
31:34
Speaker 2: it looks like a piece of cloth of some sort
31:37
Speaker 2: and then some long white thing and it's just flying
31:41
Speaker 2: out the window of the White House. When Trump was
31:44
Speaker 2: asked about it, he said the video was AI generated,
31:49
Speaker 2: but when the White House was asked about it, they
31:51
Speaker 2: claimed it was a contractor who was doing regular maintenance
31:56
Speaker 2: while the president was gone. And meanwhile Trump his whole thing.
32:01
Speaker 2: Because this has come up in his subsequent appearances is No,
32:05
Speaker 2: he can't even open the windows up there is.
32:07
Speaker 1: The complete gas lad.
32:09
Speaker 2: This is a quote. I know every window up there,
32:12
Speaker 2: they're bulletproof in number one, they're sealed in number two.
32:16
Speaker 2: Each window weighs about six hundred pounds. You have to
32:19
Speaker 2: be pretty strong to open them up. So even he's
32:22
Speaker 2: contradicting himself because he's saying they're sealed and then he's like,
32:25
Speaker 2: you got to be pretty strong to open it.
32:27
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I like when he can't decide which lie
32:30
Speaker 1: he's gonna go with in like a tweet or something,
32:32
Speaker 1: and he just sort of incorporates aspects of a few. Yeah,
32:35
Speaker 1: see what's you know? It looks like the guy. It
32:37
Speaker 1: looks like they're just chucking like a plastic like a
32:39
Speaker 1: black bag out of the window to me. But yeah,
32:42
Speaker 1: that definitely looks stupid. Doesn't look like AI. It looks
32:44
Speaker 1: to the framing is too organic.
32:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the Associated Press talked to a guy named
32:49
Speaker 2: Hanni Farred who is a digital forensics expert at UC Berkeley,
32:54
Speaker 2: and this is what he said about the video. The
32:57
Speaker 2: shadows in the scene, including the shadow cast by the
33:00
Speaker 2: tossed bag, are all physically consistent. The motion of the
33:04
Speaker 2: waving flags have none of the telltale signs that you
33:07
Speaker 2: often see in AI generated videos. The overall structure of
33:11
Speaker 2: the White House appears to be consistent, including the flying
33:14
Speaker 2: of the American and pow Mia flag end quote. So
33:20
Speaker 2: someone's lying here.
33:21
Speaker 1: Well, it's probably Malania trying to kick his ass out.
33:24
Speaker 1: And here then there's your shirts and your goddamn ties
33:27
Speaker 1: and your cuff links. Yeah.
33:29
Speaker 2: It just kind of wears the same thing all the time,
33:31
Speaker 2: so that probably was most of his wardrobe.
33:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just fucking he's a humble man's ten ties,
33:37
Speaker 1: ten shirts.
33:38
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if Trump just showed up somewhere in
33:41
Speaker 2: jeans and a T shirt? How fucking off putting that
33:44
Speaker 2: would be. I don't know if the kind of jeens
33:46
Speaker 2: exist that he could fit into, just fucking mom jeans
33:50
Speaker 2: and a that's some elastic in them, fucking Big Dog
33:53
Speaker 2: Clothing Company T shirt.
33:54
Speaker 1: Yeah. Trump has worn jeans since he like had hair.
33:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if he's ever worn gene or sweatpants.
34:01
Speaker 2: Sweatpants probably, I don't know.
34:04
Speaker 1: I'm just seeing a bunch of AI slap.
34:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a It wasn't AI because it was
34:11
Speaker 2: before AI, but it was obviously a photoshop thing of
34:14
Speaker 2: Trump with a bald head and a full beard, and
34:16
Speaker 2: the caption just said, the world is not ready for this.
34:20
Speaker 2: And he looked terrifying.
34:22
Speaker 1: He looked one thing.
34:23
Speaker 2: He looked way better. He looked significantly better.
34:26
Speaker 1: Like he looks kind of goofy. It's hard to sometimes
34:28
Speaker 1: it's hard to take him serious as his proper dictator,
34:30
Speaker 1: just because he sees does the fucking macho man dance
34:33
Speaker 1: with the beard and the bald head. He looked menacing.
34:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was unsettling.
34:38
Speaker 1: Isn't that great? The future just we live in fear
34:40
Speaker 1: of the macho man guy?
34:42
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. The host of Celebrity Apprentice is going to
34:46
Speaker 2: be the downfall of all of us.
34:48
Speaker 1: I try not to let the grand irony of it
34:51
Speaker 1: all be lost on me, because it's got someone has
34:53
Speaker 1: to appreciate it. You know, there had to be some
34:56
Speaker 1: people at the Fall of Rome going. I called this
34:58
Speaker 1: the vomitatoriums.
34:59
Speaker 2: Come on, Yeah, yeah, this feels like exactly how the
35:03
Speaker 2: United States should end. Is just a rogue reality star
35:07
Speaker 2: fucking deserved Yeah yeah, it's we earned it. We earned this.
35:12
Speaker 1: I like to think that the good nature of the
35:14
Speaker 1: people of this country. Would we would have deserved maybe
35:17
Speaker 1: more like a snookie or someone more, you know, but
35:20
Speaker 1: just as what we you know.
35:21
Speaker 2: She'll first woman president. That's gonna be the hardest pill
35:26
Speaker 2: to swallow is when we finally get a female president
35:29
Speaker 2: and she's further right than Trump. Yeah, Christy Nome or something.
35:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's what's your name, Pam BONDI Yeah, there's
35:38
Speaker 1: someone that was calling her Blondie, and I'm like, that's
35:40
Speaker 1: pretty good. Trump bashed name.
35:41
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's definitely a Trump nickname. He probably gave it.
35:45
Speaker 2: He probably calls her that. So the last little twist
35:48
Speaker 2: in this. During that Space Force announcement, Trump was asked
35:53
Speaker 2: if he'd heard the rumors that he died, and he said, quote, no,
35:57
Speaker 2: I didn't see that. Last week, I did numerous news cons,
36:00
Speaker 2: all successful. They went very well, like this is going
36:04
Speaker 2: very well, and then I didn't do any for two
36:06
Speaker 2: days and they said there must be something wrong with him.
36:09
Speaker 2: Biden wouldn't do them for months. I didn't hear that one.
36:12
Speaker 2: That's pretty serious stuff. Well, it's fake news. And for
36:16
Speaker 2: some reason he was even lying about that apparently.
36:18
Speaker 1: Well because he's like no, I didn't see the rumors.
36:21
Speaker 1: And then he talks about the rumors very explicitly, like
36:23
Speaker 1: you in the way of which you've totally seen them.
36:26
Speaker 2: Remember the Jim Morrison Doors documentary.
36:30
Speaker 1: Of course, the documentary that turned me into a Jim
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Speaker 1: Morrison truther.
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Speaker 2: This kind of reminds me of that, where that guy
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Speaker 2: who was definitely not Jim Morrison would just say a
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Speaker 2: thing and then in the course of the same conversation
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Speaker 2: like completely contradict himself and say yeah, and.
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Speaker 1: He'd be like, well, I never met those guys, but
36:48
Speaker 1: back when I was hanging out with ray Man's Eric
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Speaker 1: and John Densmore, Yeah, it.
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Speaker 2: Was very much that. This feels like the same thing.
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Speaker 2: He's like, no, I didn't hear anything about it, but also,
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Speaker 2: let's talk about those rumors I heard.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like the closest this is actually playing
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Speaker 1: it cool for him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And Rolling Stone Magazine reached out to the
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Speaker 2: Trump administration about this, and two different sources speaking to Trump.
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Speaker 2: One of them within the administration said Trump very much
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Speaker 2: knew about the rumors, with one of them saying, quote,
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Speaker 2: he fucking sees everything end quote, and that same official
37:23
Speaker 2: said Trump is the healthiest I've ever seen him, and
37:26
Speaker 2: that any attempt to portray him as frail is fake news.
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Speaker 2: And when Rolling Stone followed up by asking if they
37:34
Speaker 2: were told to say that by Team Trump in order
37:37
Speaker 2: to make the president seem big and strong, they hung
37:40
Speaker 2: up on Rolling Stone Magazine.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
37:44
Speaker 2: So, yeah, Trump's still alive. But I would say that
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Speaker 2: appearance for the Space Force thing did not necessarily put
37:53
Speaker 2: anyone at ease when it comes to the idea that
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Speaker 2: Trump might be in poor health. He's definitely alive, We
37:59
Speaker 2: got that.
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Speaker 1: But that's worst case scenario is that he's the healthiest
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Speaker 1: you've ever seen him, because I really do think mentally
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Speaker 1: he's starting to go too, Yeah, which means we've just
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Speaker 1: got as strong as an ox belligerent, angry, senile person.
38:12
Speaker 2: And I did say a few times, like near the
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Speaker 2: beginning of his second term, he does look better than usual,
38:20
Speaker 2: Like it seemed like he had lost some weight, and.
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Speaker 1: I didn't pick up on that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean, by this point, is losing weight
38:27
Speaker 2: gonna be enough?
38:28
Speaker 1: Like that fucking the cakes cholesterol on your arteries going
38:31
Speaker 1: back to the seventies, you know, Yeah, that.
38:34
Speaker 2: History of McDonald's coursing through your veins.
38:37
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, when was the QPC invented? God
38:41
Speaker 1: I with the carbon date is fucking lymph nodes like that.
38:44
Speaker 2: I'm not even fifty yet and I'm already like man McDonald's,
38:48
Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore. It's terrible for I'll die.
38:51
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, McDonald's and Trump pushing eighties, still throwing
38:55
Speaker 2: Big Max down his gulley, the worst fast food burger
38:58
Speaker 2: by the way. The Big Max so overrate.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. I feel like he's got to
39:03
Speaker 1: have some kind of like super paid doctor that follows
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Speaker 1: him around with a black briefcase that's just full of
39:09
Speaker 1: like probiotics and prebiotic shots. I just fixed it all right,
39:13
Speaker 1: let's reset the gut biome again, mister president. I know
39:15
Speaker 1: you wanted to have a mcflurry.
39:18
Speaker 2: Mcflurry's are also vastly overrated. They're no Blizzard, you get
39:23
Speaker 2: the original, Go dairy Quinn. Get yourself a blizzard, kids, as.
39:27
Speaker 1: Long as it's not a Frosty. Had a Frosty the
39:29
Speaker 1: other day from Wendy's. What a piece of shit that was.
39:32
Speaker 2: I don't hate a Frosty, but it's very basic. It's
39:34
Speaker 2: just like he's very soft serve.
39:36
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was. It was hard, like by
39:38
Speaker 1: the time I was done eating it was liquid. Yeah.
39:40
Speaker 2: I don't hate it, but it's like a last resort
39:43
Speaker 2: sort of dessert. Now this sounds like a podcast Trump
39:46
Speaker 2: would listen to.
39:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, we keep this up number one show.
39:50
Speaker 1: And let me tell you the first the third time
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Speaker 1: they brought back to mcgrib, that was the recipe, man,
39:55
Speaker 1: that was a different fucking formula.
39:57
Speaker 2: Oh, I do miss the McRib. We're close in on
40:00
Speaker 2: the time of year when they tend to bring it back.
40:03
Speaker 1: Well, can you feel it, like like when it's gonna rain.
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Speaker 2: It's usually like October November. It's when pork price is
40:08
Speaker 2: did it's a oh okay, So yeah, they only sell
40:12
Speaker 2: it when it's like economically feasible for them.
40:15
Speaker 1: I should have known it. But the economics of the McRib.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I fucking I love the McRib. I'll still be
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Speaker 2: eating that when I'm in my seventies for sure.
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Speaker 1: The fake the whole, like the whole, making it look
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Speaker 1: like ribs even though it's just a piece of pressed flesh,
40:27
Speaker 1: just really grosses me. I know that's what every patty is,
40:30
Speaker 1: but for making it a rib specific shape just gives
40:32
Speaker 1: me the hev gbs.
40:34
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean if you buy like rib meat in stores,
40:37
Speaker 2: they do the same thing, like you can buy like
40:40
Speaker 2: I'm against it in that fashion too, all right. I
40:43
Speaker 2: think that's our episode. Trump's still alive. Take solace America.
40:48
Speaker 2: Our president is aoka. Celebrate accordingly, Connor, thank you so
40:53
Speaker 2: much for doing pod. What do we have to plug
40:56
Speaker 2: before we get out of here? We're the network is
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Speaker 2: back on. All the social media's at You don't pod,
41:03
Speaker 2: so go follow us wherever you want. I guess there'll
41:06
Speaker 2: be other stuff later, but not right now. Connor, what
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Speaker 2: do you want to plug?
41:10
Speaker 1: Oh boy, the Mean Boy's comedy podcast. You know you
41:14
Speaker 1: said least two nine to eleven's. We've put out a show,
41:17
Speaker 1: and it occurs to me nine to eleven is coming up,
41:20
Speaker 1: So maybe stay subscribe to the Mean Boys feed and
41:24
Speaker 1: see if anything exciting happens. I don't know, I couldn't
41:27
Speaker 1: maybe just don't know. No, I don't know, couldn't say
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Speaker 1: anything for sure, that's for sure, And I.
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Speaker 2: Think that's it. Let's get the fuck out of here. Connor,
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Speaker 2: say goodbye, goodbye everybody. Goodbye everybody.
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Speaker 1: We love you. At ten,