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The TikTok Rollercoaster: Emotions and Reactions · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: We didn't. We're back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you didn't see the countdown? You almost said something.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that look on your face.
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  Speaker 1: I did not see.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like a body wrong episode when I just
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  Speaker 2: press it. You have no idea the way the voice
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  Speaker 2: you're hearing you know by now it's me. It's my
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  Speaker 2: beat up voice. But I still got some left joining
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  Speaker 2: me as always is you've been hacking off, Brandon Jay mcdermit.
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  Speaker 2: And if this isn't the typical Dad podcast where we
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  Speaker 2: kind of been chatting before there and it's like, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta do this at this time, and I got
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  Speaker 2: to do this at this time, but we got to
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  Speaker 2: hurry up and do this at this point. So if
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  Speaker 2: any of us have to leave early, we got dad
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  Speaker 2: shit to do.
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  Speaker 3: And the best way to tell you've been and me
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  Speaker 3: apart is you've been has been whacking off, and I
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  Speaker 3: I still am.
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  Speaker 1: Just hand check hand.
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  Speaker 2: Check, raise your hand. If you're wearing pants, you'll never know.
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  Speaker 2: It's the podcasting thing. I was watching a podcast the
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  Speaker 2: other day. It's Harlan Williams and Howie Mandel have one
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  Speaker 2: called uh when a stranger calls, I think is what
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  Speaker 2: it's called. So they do zoom meetings with random people.
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  Speaker 2: They they filter it all out. I've done some research
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  Speaker 2: to shout out Reddit and so they break these people.
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  Speaker 2: And then this guy, I don't know, he came over
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  Speaker 2: to me as like a super pretentious douchebag, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: and he was like in the suit, said he wanted
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  Speaker 2: to practice for this big interview with all like Sinbad
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  Speaker 2: and all these people, and they just messed with him.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they talked about everything and everything, and then
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  Speaker 2: they more or less were like stand up. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: no stand up. He was wearing a suit, no pants,
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  Speaker 2: American flag underwear.
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  Speaker 1: True American, like a true American suit.
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  Speaker 2: E can are true Americans. I know you've been you've
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  Speaker 2: you've been going a little crazy in the chat, mainly
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  Speaker 2: I think to get Burly fired up, but I'd love
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  Speaker 2: I know it's a little bit older news, but it's
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  Speaker 2: still a couple of days there. We got we should
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  Speaker 2: probably talk about the old TikTok band. That was the
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  Speaker 2: quickest band probably of all, because I'll give you my
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  Speaker 2: point of view real quick before you guys get in there.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. I was into school all weekend,
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  Speaker 2: limited WiFi, no cell service, kind of like you were
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weekends ago. Sunday, we go rolling into
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  Speaker 2: this basketball tournament and there was I'm not even shitting you,
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  Speaker 2: a different mood, not only from the girls on my team,
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  Speaker 2: but the athletes, the boys, the girls on all these
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  Speaker 2: other teams. They were all legitimately, these are like sixth
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  Speaker 2: grade kids upset bummed over TikTok. Apparently there's a TikTok
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  Speaker 2: streak that they were all upset they were gonna lose,
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  Speaker 2: kind of like a I thought it was only on Snapchat,
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  Speaker 2: but it's on TikTok. They were bummed. And then all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm coaching and I hear a kid
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  Speaker 2: in the crowd, Oh my god, TikTok's back. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not shitting you. Adults, kids, almost anybody was then reaching
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  Speaker 2: for their phones and it was like pure joy and
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  Speaker 2: they were all like, oh my god, trap yay. And
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  Speaker 2: it was the most awkward thing. And then you saw
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  Speaker 2: these athletes playing with so much more energy, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, I was kind of disgusted by that. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna ide you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I will say this if the wife
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  Speaker 3: tells me tonight's gonna be a good night. I might
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  Speaker 3: have a little pep in my step to take the
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  Speaker 3: trash out just say it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I was probably one of those sixth grade kids.
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  Speaker 1: I was just as excited. I cannot lie. I opened
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  Speaker 1: up the app easily one hundred times while it was down,
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  Speaker 1: and I kept seeing the same message. I'm like, shit,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. Granted I have the memory of
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  Speaker 1: a walnut, so I will say that that's always been bad.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know. As soon as it popped up,
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  Speaker 1: Like I opened up the app and I saw a
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  Speaker 1: feed like it was my for you page, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, and like my family was leaving to
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  Speaker 1: go get my birthday present, and I was like, oh shit.
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  Speaker 1: I got the house to myself good one and a
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  Speaker 1: half hours, so imagine when I did.
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  Speaker 3: It was nice.
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  Speaker 1: But I chased them down the driveway. I was like
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  Speaker 1: I ay, And then they didn't see me, so I
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  Speaker 1: had to call them and I was like, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: guess what. They're right, what's up dad? On my TikTok's
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  Speaker 1: back and like, no way. It was a monumental experience. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: when I told people on TikTok the equivalent of the
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  Speaker 1: second Plane to me in the Second Tower. Honestly, it
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  Speaker 1: was that monumental of an experience.
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  Speaker 3: So how not to get into a like a Toby
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  Speaker 3: rebuttal Right, whenever I'm undoing a podcast, I'm always like,
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  Speaker 3: don't channel your inner Toby, because I could talk for
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  Speaker 3: ten minutes on this. My page basically died about two
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  Speaker 3: two and a half years ago, and I post got
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  Speaker 3: one point six million followers. But when I post a
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  Speaker 3: video now I can't get anything more than fifteen hundred views,
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  Speaker 3: Whereas when I post the same video anywhere else Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, snapchat,
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  Speaker 3: you name it, I can get ten twenty one hundred times.
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  Speaker 3: That it is what it is. I'm not complaining. There
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  Speaker 3: is no sad It's YouTube or TikTok gave me what
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  Speaker 3: I needed and was a great part of my life.
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  Speaker 3: That said, the biggest sadness of this whole being bad
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  Speaker 3: thing the snip snap, snip snap back and forth. As
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  Speaker 3: a band, does it not? As a band? Is it not?
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  Speaker 3: Has been catty ah, this is true from the sounds
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  Speaker 3: of it, I believe boys. In the coming months, I
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  Speaker 3: will also be getting.
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  Speaker 2: A ooh got you hear me out? What if we
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  Speaker 2: it's the first one that I fly in for and
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  Speaker 2: we do a podcast while you boys are recovering from
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  Speaker 2: the snip.
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  Speaker 3: What if on top of that, we do like the doctors,
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  Speaker 3: let the dads snip the umbilical cord. What if he
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  Speaker 3: come into the and you just snip it for me?
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  Speaker 2: You know I could now that I don't drink as much.
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  Speaker 2: I'm steady like a surgeon. I'm going some time in ours.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I'm in you been you getting one? Brandon?
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  Speaker 2: Do you got to do it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm definitely gonna do something on the station about it.
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  Speaker 1: Like, ain't no freaking way, ain't ain't no.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna go live on Facebook for it
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  Speaker 3: is what I bought, like the lead up to it,
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  Speaker 3: like two more days and branded's getting snipped, you know
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  Speaker 3: kind of thing. It'll be fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So not to get you guys even fired up
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  Speaker 2: about the TikTok, but I have questions for you both
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  Speaker 2: because I think we're in different spots. I think you've
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  Speaker 2: been and correct me if I'm wrong. You were more
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  Speaker 2: sad because you genuinely like scrolling TikTok, you like the
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  Speaker 2: content on it. You're enjoying the app more as a
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  Speaker 2: viewer than a creator, right.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is true? Yeah, because while I I
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  Speaker 1: think I probably quit creating about two and a half
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  Speaker 1: years ago is generally when I stopped doing like the
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  Speaker 1: whole twice a day posting thing. But yes, I would
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  Speaker 1: say I'm more of a viewer. But also not the
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  Speaker 1: only reason why I was upset, because I'm not just saying, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm upset because that was band because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have anything to do. Obviously there's more deeper issues with
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  Speaker 1: that being banned, but yes, primarily as.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, and I'm kind of in the fence for it.
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  Speaker 2: Like for me, I was like, ah, it's gone. But
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  Speaker 2: being a parent, I was like, I'm not that mad.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: The kids are at that age where they're you know,
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  Speaker 2: just doing stupid harmless ones and most of them are
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  Speaker 2: private or like the one kid that's you can only
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  Speaker 2: post as friends only. We check the friends whatever. But
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  Speaker 2: as the creator and me like, I've just gotten to
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  Speaker 2: the point where now I just get on the desktop app,
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  Speaker 2: I schedule a bunch, they go out as it is,
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  Speaker 2: and it's mostly just not just but it's for the
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  Speaker 2: podcast stuff where it's just I don't know. I lost
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  Speaker 2: my interest for it because I mean, if I if
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  Speaker 2: I open it, I can't go one or two. And
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's just my thing and I think you can
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  Speaker 2: reset them, but it's just buy this product, buy this product,
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  Speaker 2: buy this product. And for me, I'm just like, where's
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  Speaker 2: the funny shit? And then I try to go to
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  Speaker 2: the following and I think because I followed so many
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  Speaker 2: people already that I'm like, yeah, yeah, you know. Or
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  Speaker 2: if I go on Instagram and just throwing it out,
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  Speaker 2: like I enjoy scrolling that a little bit better because
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  Speaker 2: I think it's more my algorithm. I'm seeing more funnier things.
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeing things you know there, And then yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, that's my that's my take on it. Like
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of on the fence like, uh, it's gone.
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  Speaker 2: I was not sad, but I had a feeling it
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  Speaker 2: was gonna be back at least temporary. But when it's gone,
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  Speaker 2: it's gone. And to be honest, the one thing that
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  Speaker 2: kind of annoyed me not to go on a logan
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  Speaker 2: moment moment here, but was cap cut. I enjoyed using
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  Speaker 2: cap cut for street Sign and a couple of other
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  Speaker 2: things to use. And with that being there, but I
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  Speaker 2: also use Da Vinci Resolve for some editing, so and
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  Speaker 2: it's very you got to do some homework, you got
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  Speaker 2: to dig into it. So now this is my motivation
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: big all right, I can go full Da Vinci. But
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: a lot of creators they're using they're using that, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you found an alternative, if anybody
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  Speaker 2: out there was listening, But I've used Inshot before and
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty close.
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  Speaker 3: In Shot and Splice are the two that are pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem is this. I like web version. I
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  Speaker 3: like web based stuff, so I'm using cap cut Desktop
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  Speaker 3: and it was amazing. Now I can't use it, so
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  Speaker 3: it sucks. I just checked it ten minutes ago and
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  Speaker 3: it's not back.
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  Speaker 2: And try it. I tried to Vincy Resolve. It's it's
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  Speaker 2: a little it's's an overkill. It's not as easy as that,
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: but it's free and there is there is a learning curve.
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  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, that and like
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Adobe Premiere Pro, they're pretty much like top notch video
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  Speaker 2: editing stuff. Is it more catered for nine by sixteen
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: for short form? Not really? But I think you I'll help.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: I'll look into it a little bit more on that
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  Speaker 2: end of it, because like in shot doesn't have a
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  Speaker 2: desktop version. But it was nice for simple, you know,
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  Speaker 2: adding the captions, adding you know, maybe another picture here
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  Speaker 2: or there.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was decent. But like I said, I'm trying really
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  Speaker 2: hard to learn and dig intoto Vinci.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever tried you cut? I have not, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know. It's probably garbage compared to what
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  Speaker 1: you guys are using. But anytime that I've ever wanted
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  Speaker 1: to edit a video, I think I've had it for
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  Speaker 1: at least five years, but I use it on my mobile,
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to like cut, edit, add audio, remove audio,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much everything that you so. I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's uh yeah called you cut?
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  Speaker 2: You cut? Yeah, I'll look at me that. I just
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  Speaker 2: put that on my notes because I'm curious. But like
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  Speaker 2: he said, I do ninety nine points probably seven percent
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  Speaker 2: of my all of the editing that I do right
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  Speaker 2: on the desktop. It's easier, I know something about me.
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  Speaker 2: I can't when I have multiple computers and laptops and
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  Speaker 2: this and that on my you know, hands, to be
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: able to go and do this. It's like, why am
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  Speaker 2: I going to try to edit on this when I can,
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  Speaker 2: you know, have a bigger screen, use the mouse. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: I'm old school, Well I am old but.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: I it having just the one device and doing the
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  Speaker 1: one thing. So I just I'm just too lazy to
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  Speaker 1: get more than one thing out. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just my phone's already there, and I'm like, can I
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  Speaker 1: do it for my phone?
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  Speaker 3: I can?
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  Speaker 1: I testing to see what I can do and what
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  Speaker 1: I cannot do from the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I like it. Yeah, I mean it's convenient, especially,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, if you're doing you know, nine by
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  Speaker 2: sixteen editing and stuff that's going to go right on
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  Speaker 2: you know, a real a TikTok or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: I could see where it would be pretty easy. I
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  Speaker 2: know a ton of people that are like that. And
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: actually three overs Daily who was going across Canada and
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  Speaker 2: doing the content stuff. He was doing mobile only. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't even know there was a desktop version of cap
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  Speaker 2: cut And as soon as I kind of showed him that,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: he was like, dude, I owe you big time. Like
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  Speaker 2: that is a game changer. It's just a little bit easier,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you can see a little bit more and
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  Speaker 2: like when you're editing the layers and stuff, you can
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  Speaker 2: see it a little bit better. But don't have to
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: worry about that. Cap cut lemonade didn't have a long
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  Speaker 2: life shelf.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, no at all. Everyone was right about that too,
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  Speaker 1: that that did not last long.
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  Speaker 2: Right after TikTok No, I did like the kind of
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  Speaker 2: the format of it though. We were talking a little
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  Speaker 2: bit in the group chat where it's more like if
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  Speaker 2: you press them the search on Instagram and you have
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of videos pop up, then you can go
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  Speaker 2: in there. But it has the descriptions, had the tags
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  Speaker 2: you can search, and I had different bars like tech
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like. I like the thought process behind it
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  Speaker 2: where it was like I'm not going to just instantly
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  Speaker 2: open it and it's a for you page or friends only,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna get to see content that I'm aiming
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: to but with that being said, they are then going
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  Speaker 2: to get the information of what I really want to
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  Speaker 2: go and search for.
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  Speaker 1: You know, did you guys notice anything different about TikTok
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  Speaker 1: being on it since it's return.
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  Speaker 3: I know, like I opened it up just to see
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  Speaker 3: what everybody was talking about, But I mean, I'm so
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: separated from it I want you to answer what you
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: were going to say, because you brought up a point,
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  Speaker 3: but I do want to say this. There's just the
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  Speaker 3: kids and the adults and the folks who were not
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  Speaker 3: there for twenty twenty. They just don't know how great
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  Speaker 3: TikTok was in twenty twenty. And yes, now that I've
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  Speaker 3: been that person that said that, I will never say
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  Speaker 3: it again. I'm sorry, but it was so amazing. It
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  Speaker 3: was like it was a special time to be alive
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  Speaker 3: because no, at no point as a creator in anything
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  Speaker 3: I've ever done, did I feel like I had more
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  Speaker 3: of a control understanding and feel for the algorithm, like
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  Speaker 3: late twenty twenty, early to twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: One, yep, And I remember it was like anything you
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  Speaker 2: put out was gold And I'm not saying the stuff
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  Speaker 2: that you put out because you as a content creator
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  Speaker 2: has evolved and you got the golden voice, so it
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter it's what you're gonna put out there. But
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying by that meaning it was like every
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  Speaker 2: video you did popped and I remember seeing the counters
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  Speaker 2: as it was clicking up hitting that one million, like
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: it was a wild ride for me to be able
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  Speaker 2: to enjoy with not with you, but then all these
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: other creators. I mean even you know the ride would
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  Speaker 2: toe be and everything that he was doing, and you
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: know the crew that we had, you know that of
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  Speaker 2: the boys, it was a wild time. People were blowing up.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: I mean you've been you had several videos at the
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: same point too that were just you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I see it. And I would even disagree
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  Speaker 1: that I hopped on when it was musically and so
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  Speaker 1: I remember the transition to TikTok and I think pre
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  Speaker 1: covid was the best time of TikTok. That was the
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  Speaker 1: community was smaller, the live seemed like they were more personal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, just the whole experience of TikTok before covid,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what everyone else got on, and it was
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  Speaker 1: kind of nice to see that, like you weren't weird
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  Speaker 1: for using the app because everybody else was now on
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  Speaker 1: the app. Like it wasn't like you're on that danceing app.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, and you have to explain it, like it's
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: not a dancing app, you know, it's just so it's
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  Speaker 1: That was the part that was really cool. It was
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  Speaker 1: like everybody was getting on it, and I think like
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: that's when everybody was getting, like you said, like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of exposure. That's also whenever I got nervous from
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: using it, just because a lot of local people would
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: see some of the videos, and again my content being
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  Speaker 1: a little bit different, I didn't like that as much.
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  Speaker 1: I really liked it when it was just again that
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  Speaker 1: small community of people far far away that had no
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  Speaker 1: idea who I was. And then I just remember the
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  Speaker 1: first person to share one of my videos to me
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  Speaker 1: that was a local person and I was like, oh no,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god, is that you? And
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it is not. No, that would be terrible, right,
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh no, that's that's definitely you. I
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: can see your house and I'm like, son of so.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And like I used to like not wear anything local,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: and then one time I wore a hat from one
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: of the local universities and that happened to be one
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: of the videos that apparently got pushed towards that college.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: And so some of the people that I would work with,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like I work a lot with like the football team
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: of this college because of like the recruiting process, and
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: they stay at hotels and uh, I was like sitting
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: there one day and just sitting on the couch and
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the wide receiver coach was like, you see, bitch. He's like,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: what's up you been? And I'm like, why are you
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: texting me this right now? What do you what? What?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: What is this? And he goes, holy shit, he goes,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: you got a lot cooler in my book. He's like, uh,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: these meetups are gonna be a hell of a lot
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: more fun. And I'm like, oh shit. He's like, when
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: are we going golf? And I'm like do you uh He's.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Like, well yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's like we're getting paid and
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: having fun. And I was like, and I get to
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: make tiktoks. It was a glorious time. I missed those days.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Those were fun.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: That is pretty well. And you said getting paid to
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: make tiktoks, there's a large could you imagine being one
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: of those content creators? The stress of knowing that one of,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: if not your source of income is there and a
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: lot of that's what a lot of people are like,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my yeah, and you know, petty people do they
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: know these people are going to get a real job,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: you know? And I've said a kidding around, but it's
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: like people are like, could you believe the stress? Like
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I think we've all potentially lost jobs, We've all potentially
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: had to go find new jobs in the real world.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: This is the real world. I was talking to one
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: of the kids and I'm like, isn't it while in
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: the wife and I'm like, isn't this wild that kids
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: are looking up like they make the stupid riz dudes
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: and the double chocolate, wouldn't you know reference? I was like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: these are who these kids are looking up to and
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: referencing and everything. And not to sound like an old
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: man again, but it's like, we grew up cherishing athletes, actors, comedians, musicians,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: movie stars, and they're cherishing no offense. But some times
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: some just white trash people that are just making videos
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: and grocery stores.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: See. And this is where again I will politely disagree,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: just because I think so like growing whenever I grew
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: up in the you know, early two thousands, Yeah, you
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: idolize athletes and everything else. But I grew up in
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the era of where Jackass was very popular, Viva Labam,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the Wild Boys, all those guys, all those shows were
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: very popular, and you didn't necessarily need to be intelligent
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: or and you know, an athlete. Uh, you could just
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: have a camera and make an ass of yourself and
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: people liked it. And uh and just all the reality
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: shows that came out and everything too. Just people are like, hey,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to get on here. You
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: could I could date twenty women at the same time.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that sounds like sign me up. I don't know,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: it's a little different.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's crazy. That was just a couple of
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: years after you know, me growing up, thankfully.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm least I was one of the at least
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the jackass people.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: A lot of that came from skating that was athletic.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: But like you said, I know that's a good point though.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: That is I mean they I guess they were athletic,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: but the parts that I liked was like the Anti King.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: You don't know if you remember that where they got
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: the flower. We're just throw it at people. That's what
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: we used to do to our friends. That was the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: good times.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I know Brandon's got something to say about all this.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Here's what I have to say. I know you're sick.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Both my kids woke up this morning and they're like
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: that deep like whooping cough. They don't have whooping cough,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: but they've got that deep like Jesus Christ. And it's
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: so bad. My nose is running, and like you blow
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: your nose and it gets more stuff because you're in
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: flaming shit.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: It's terrible and it's funny because every year it's like
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: this is the worst sickness ever. It's like you just
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: haven't been sick for a year. It's always shitty to
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: be sick, and it's always even worse to have to
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: blow your nose with a big mustache. We can confirm
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: we need to come up with something a solution for that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: A day for your front mustache.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Could you use the mustache?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: You could use the mustache made for that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: No, I've had that happen to me several times on
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: several different shows where I've had a booger out. So
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: blowing the nose is a major bitch. And I'm glad
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: that my kids have had they've been sick, but I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: have yet.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I don't say it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Feeling good. But Matt, whenever you had the intro you were,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you broke into character. It seemed like Joan Rivers there
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: for a little bit. That sounds rough, Yeah, and it's thankfully, though,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: it's the voice.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like. I mean, I'm a little ran down,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: but just because we spent from Friday until Sunday in
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a gym and our team lost a game, so we
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: got put into a loser bracket because they ran a
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: double elimination bracket with ten teams and our team had
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: to play seven games in three days, and by the
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: seventh one, our girls could not move and they are
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: all extremely sore today. And it was it was a
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: long weekend, but there was a lot of good things
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: a couple of bad things that came from it. But
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: like I said, and going into was it yesterday Sunday,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I couldn't yell one bet. I tried one time in
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: a first game just to kind of like yell to
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: somebody and squeaked like I just hit puberty, and I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: was like doing that anymore. But thankfully, it's just the voice,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Like I mean, other than being just a little bit tired,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: you know, all things considered. No blowing the nose, no
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: throwing up diarrhea. That's good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: If you need something for that throat, I got a
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: home remedy that'll coat that throat for you.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: No time has anybody ever said that to a woman
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: and had it gone good, like honestly real.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Never not once, but I will die on this. He'll
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: try and tell it. Yeah, yeah, I mean that would
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: be Could you imagine if it did work just that
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: one time, you'd be like, oh my god.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Like imagine if it was the first time you said
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: it and it worked.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Is that the reason why did it work the first
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: time and we just forgot? Is that the reason why
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: we continue just because we're like, it'll happen again one day.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It must have worked for somebody, just not anybody on
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: this pot. So listen to this. If there is any ladies,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I see the statistics once a year and it's about
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: seven percent of you, our female audience members comment, send
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: an email to any of us and say, what is
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: the line that we could use on our wives that
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: is going to work. You think that we would know
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: this by now, But just like a relationship, it always evolves,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and we continually come up at least I do ways
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: to strike out with one liners. There's got to be
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: a couple of moves and Valentine's Days coming up. We
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: might need some help and maybe it'll help some single
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: dudes out there to be able to get some you know, I.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, I believe I could be wrong.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Happened before that. Our listeners and viewers of the Female
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: ILK probably tend to be those who enjoy being in
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: the gutter. I don't mean that in a bad way.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I just mean that in a in a we got
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: some dirty dishes watching this show. I can guarantee you
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: nearly God love you, Susan. All right, that's it. That's
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: all I got.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Well, and I'm good every time that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: My missus is always like, hey, do you mind putting
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a load in the washer? And I'm like, I didn't
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: realize you changed your name to the washer. She's like,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you're so stupid, please switch the laundry.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, but after a washer. But she
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: could evolve. You know it's coming.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Listen. Where we are the equivalent of a rookie a
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: ball shortstop from small, rural North Carolina who was decent
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: on his high school team. But now we're surrounded by
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: dudes who are just as good, if not better than us.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: We are used to striking out every single day. Hey honey,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: you want to Hey, what do you think about? Hey?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: What about? But once they come on in and they
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: are all, hey, what do you think about tonight with it? Oh?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Now I'm a piece of meat and I have to
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I have to jump right away. Oh when they want it,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: they want it, I know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And that's usually whenever we don't feel good, you know
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: what I mean. It's always like we'll ask and we'll
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: ask them like I have a headache, No, I don't
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: feel good. I can't do it. And then as soon
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: as I'm like, oh, I think I'm gonna die, she's like,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you want to do it? And I'm like, yeah, because
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a while before the mood again, I guess.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm only giving you a C minus
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: experience here, Okay, it's not gonna be something magical. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: might have to stop and blow my nose in between,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: but we do.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: How awkward does that CE minus performance that we've all given,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: and we've all given a deeper form and spiggy, But
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: how how awful does it have to be for them
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: just just up there, just half ass going through just
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, it can't be. It can't be a good
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: time for them, right. I wonder what's going through their brain, Like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: let's just get this over.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Have you have you ever thought about what it would
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: be like to have this coming down on you? Like
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: that would be pretty rough, you know, like I'm just.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Like, I just came. I don't know about you. That's
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I do imagine that she has to envision it. Sounds
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: like Shrek is behind her. It can't be an enjoyable experience,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: But I've thought about it a couple of times, and
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, all right, what does she see that
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: as attractive? About that?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Because and then and then sometimes you know, she'll throw
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: a she'll throw a you are the stupidest mother. And
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I'll say something like, and yet and yet I'm the
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: one you shows like, do you see me?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Look at me in the mirror? You see this, You
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: say yes to this, and you want to talk to
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: me about my actions? Donald No, No.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're lucky and on charge. You get
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to experience this for free free.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: That's yeah. Hm. Shout out to the wives.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They're truly lucky. They really are. They're they're there lucky ones,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: not us.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: But you talk about a C minus, you've given a
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: good B plus and you're like you feel like, oh man,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: they're gonna come back tomorrow for it. You know when
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: when they don't.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: When they make breakfast and they're smile and everything else,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and like they start cutting with you again on the couch.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, how is that deal? Why you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: lock that? Oh?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You know. Even the kids are getting kind of grossed out.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They're like, what are you guys doing? You know, and
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, just you're gonna give you another sibling probably,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like this is gonna happen.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I've heard through my buddies that that do
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: get the old snip that once things are healed up,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: you get a lot of Hey, I want to reward
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: you for all your I want to thank you for
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: your service. Make sure this thing's working. So there's that
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: we get some valor. That's what I hear. I cannot
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: attest to this. I still have my working parts. But
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: a lot of buddies, especially my one buddy that had
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: a child, they went they wanted just one more no husband, wife,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: two kids, dogg or two. Don't they have natural triplets
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: totaling two four and that was a double appointment to
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: make sure that neither of them would ever have another child.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I think our meetup needs to have some like speaming
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: seaming some like semen Olympics. Uh, and we can do
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: like a little so we can get our physeectomy valor
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: like I want us. Do you remember that, Uh the
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Jackass episode where they were like, Hey, whoever's the quickest
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to net who have like the viscosity of it? Whoever
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: had the most swimmers at.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: The bank bank Ye, the person donation place.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, So we could do that before getting snipped, So
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: it could be a multi episode thing, is like one
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: who's getting it done quicker? Who's you know? We can
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: go through those awards and then first of all, ain't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: nobody beating me in the quickness department. I'm gonna I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: could blink right now finish. I'm winning the viscosity this
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: thing could, This thing could clog so many damns. They
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: could fix it. That's actually what they use. I had
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: to send it to the Hoover dam whenever they have
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: a leak. They just put a little bit of this bad.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Boy in there.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it's also in a spray for your throats.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Lowden's cough syrup got the idea for me.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: So since it was your idea, I'm gonna let you
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: feel all of the applications and all of the media
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: stuff for the Seman Olympics that you've been wants to run.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Because I guarantee you you're going to get some emails
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: from some very happy fellas that want to partague and
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: said Semen Olympics, and you're gonna have to filter those
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: out and and let them down gently or hardly, whatever
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: you're into, and just let them know that they potentially
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: aren't going to be invited to the you been whacking
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: off Semen Olympics.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I was talking about only us participating, but if if
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you know, if if the audience wishes to submit their samples,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: so be it. We see the PO box and the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: comments below.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Listen, imagine you setting up a PO box
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: and getting package after package of at this time of
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: the year, frozen semen.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: People just like not even putting in the containers, just
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a loose envelope and like the male lady just getting like,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: here's another one that's leaking. I almost said my name again.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Who imagine imagine though the people with the lower IQs
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: or the fact that they overdo that, then they put
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: it in the envelope and forget that they still have
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: to lick it all.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I can think about the Field episode where the lady
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: died from getting like the eggs in her mouth.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you this. I told you guys the
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: story about me being the gay icon, didn't I?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Guys know the story. I receive at least one to
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: two messages every year which are really detailed and really
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: like from benefit of the doubt, genuinely okay, people who
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: are coming on to me as men, and they're like,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: you have no idea that gay community just loves you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: You're a gay icon. Now? Truth to that I don't know,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Probably just you know, trying to fish for some feet
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: feet picks.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: But I also.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Had had somebody ask me for feet picks. You see
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: you if I ever showed you my feet, you would
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: you would tell me they belonged in Froto Land or
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: wherever the hell is.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna bust to those feet. Let me see, is
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Brandon J McDermott a gay icon? Who is Brandon?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: What?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I guess the old Gemini experience is not willing to
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: answer that question.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I searched it on my computer and it says it's
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the number two names searched on grinder.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: So Jesus.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Grinder, Logan put out this the thing for
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: cap cut that video that I was talking about earlier,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: and he was just like, I need a new app.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: If anybody can recommend it, please let me know, like
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: being genuine, you know, just wanted any one top comment. Hey,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I heard Grinder can accomplish what you're looking for. He
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: has also become quite the gay icon in the world
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: in a lot of you know, of us bigger hairy
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: dudes tend to I also get quite a few comments
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: sometimes just a subtle, little weird emoji. Thankfully, those go
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: to the third tier of the Instagram that I never
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: ever go over there pretty.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Quick and you're feeling bad about yourself, you know, m
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I'm like really close to the cliff here, you know,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: you need something to pick me up.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I have a look between that and like the slutty
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Russians or whatever that always send me the like, hey,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm really lonely. I could use some company,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And I was like, that's right, I feel wanted. Yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that's right, look at it. I can get her. She's
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: in a bikini with d's.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I can pick this up anytime I want to. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: what a weird world. The internet can be sometimes huh
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: to see he talks back. For now, So what we
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: need to do is we need to make a cool
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: gay icon shirt that you can start to make in
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: a couple of videos. You'll be able to make a
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: quick buck. I bet don't even have to sell them feet.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: My god, so much, Chicago, say this Bear gets Down.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I was trying to picture a gay icon thing for
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: for and the only thing I can think is some
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: multi colored rainbow hot dog of an icon and just no, no, yes,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: straight to jail and then the soap on a rope.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Quite long or nothing, straight to jail.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what the Chicago Bears shit? You
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: know what the Chicago Bears fight song is?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, daddy, Yes, daddy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It's called Bear Down.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's Chicago. You gotta do it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You say this Bear gets down? Just have you just
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: kind of bite in your finger a little bit.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: T shirts would sell themselves chicken wings and dick.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Bone in.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: God bless then.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: How lucky you are. There's no like, seriously, no worse
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: feeling than like knowing you're going to get a chapped nose.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: But it hasn't quite got chapped yet, but you're like, yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: this is gonna get worse and worse the next there's
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: a great transition.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I have a there was a lot of ways you
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: could have went with that. I wasn't expecting.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Nose and before I have to depart from you, gentlemen, here, uh,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: there is a home remedy that I can give you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: for underneath the nostrils if you if you have me
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to send you some.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: It's gonna smell like oranges. He's on an all orange
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: diet and uh.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Honestly, man vinegar and like parmesan garlic wings from beatbes
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: like it's great hotent. Leave with that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: That's a that's a smell that you can picture in
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: your nose and on your face. You're going picture in
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: your nose. You know exactly what that smells like from
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: that visual.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Man an taste on a bit, you know what it
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: tastes like.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Nope, Nope, never been to a B dub.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Sorry ironically my initials. I'll leave you with that as well.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: A gentleman, See, buddy, all you've been clacking off to
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: go sit in a very uncomfortable gym on some probably
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know what do you think was is worse.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: You've had to probably spend some time, you know, doing
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: radio stuff in this and that. The old wooden bleachers
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: are these new friggin plastic ones. They both suck. You're muted.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: But the yeah, the I can't tell if it's the
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: wooden ones the plastic ones. I like the now that
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: they can make very affordable seats, So almost everybody is
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: bringing in these seats and it's almost like sitting in
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: like a like a little recliner while in these now
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: and they even make them so they clip onto the
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: bottom of bleachers.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Beautiful, the hard plastic with like the like little basketball
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: ribs on them, ribbed.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: For those seats. The wooden ones weren't great. The metal
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: ones for the outdoor ones on a cold fall or
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: spring day not a good time either.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: No, that's awful.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I'm all of a stand and pace kind of guy.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Now at sport events.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I've been to. I've ever been to a a high
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: school or college stadium where the football stadium where the
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: seats aren't there's no back to the seats. It's just
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: a bench. And then people will carry the little backs
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: with them that they hook on the back of the bench.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I think the Dome in Syracuse used to have something similar,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: like similar to that back in the day. But it's
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: been a it's been a hot minute. Any of the
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: schools that I had been to, whether I was coaching
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: or not, it was just your standard glachers. But most
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: of them don't have the backs. They're just the bench metal.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And pretty much every high actually the thing about every
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: high school and college, none of them have a back
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: to them, which is awesome. Oh yeah, yeah, those ones. Yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: so many people are using those now. I actually have
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: one for the wife and then just an extra one
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: that we bring, and they are they are a game changer.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: The really nice one has a nice, thick, thick cushion
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: to sit on in the back, and then the cheaper
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: one is well cheaper and it's not nearly as nice.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: But there's some crazy ones. Old Logan from the podcast
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Local Logan he keeps the shot clock for the for
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: the basketball games now, and he is this contraption that
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: is almost like two or three seats within one and
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, and I'm pretty sure it weighs more
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: than him. And it's funny watching him said in them,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: but He's like, I send these bleachers for hours. Man,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I gotta have something.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it well as is.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I've got sciatica which hurts to sit for a long
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: period of and if I've got to sit for more
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: than two hours, it's that ain't gonna work. I've got
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: to stand up and walk around.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: It's just it's just.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Too which is why I enjoyed going to conventions because
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I don't have to sit for the whole presentation.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to this. I know this is something that
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: you do quite a bit. But I was asked recently
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Matt McLear as author of The Beard Ventures of Mister Whiskerwitz,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: to go and speak at an elementary school Nice and
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: that was an experience. I had to do two forty
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: five minute presentations or speeches, whatever they would be. The
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: first one was pre kindergarteners to second.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Grade forty five minutes.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Forty five minutes twice you do. So what I did
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: is I just kind of did an introduction like who
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I am, and you know, like how I created Beard Laws,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and just kind of blabbled on about some stuff, but
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: kind of like tried to make it so they were
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: there and laughing, and then just kind of did like
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: a little backstory of you know how. You know, I
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: started on with the cancer center, replacing the TVs and
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: the money and thanks to TikTok, and just kind of
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: telling the kids like, yeah, you can use social media
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: apps for more than just doing stupid dances. And then
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I and there was like a slide show, so I
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: had somebody switch the slides and stuff just so they
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: could look at something. But they kind they wanted me
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: to read the book. So I was like, you know what,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: instead of reading the book, I'm going to pick random
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: people to come up and act out the book. So
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I was able to kill some time, read the first page,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: had them act them out, and just kind of free
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: flowed back and forth a lot of laughs. They felt engaged,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: you know. I think I brought like ten different people up,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: so I'm like that had to kill the time. And
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I look and I'm like twenty five more minutes. So
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, let's create our own story.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: So I brought five kids up and I was like,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: all right, if you had a beard, what would what
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: would your superpower be? And one of them, I just
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: remember one of them was like bananas. I'm like bananas,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, I'm like, like to grow bananas.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, so you're superpower. You're you're
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: a superhero with a big beer that can grow bananas.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: What would you name what's in the name of the
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: superhero be? And I was like banana Rama or something
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: or banana. I'm like, oh my god. So we just
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: kind of went through with the five of them, came
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: up with a story, you know, a problem, a villain,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a name, just kind of I was like, look at
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: we just came up with a story in ten minutes,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Like you can be creative. I was like, all right, cool,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that's got to be time. And then I looked I
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: was like ten more minutes. So I was like, questions
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: and answers. This will be fun. And of course at
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: that younger age, they don't really understand what questions are.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: So I was kind of looking in the audience, kind
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: of seeing if any of my buddies are people that
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I know had kids. So I pick out the one
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: buddy that is one of the owners of the Bowl
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: and Alley, which spent a lot of time at the
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: bowling alley, didn't really have a bowl kind of those places,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: so I pick on this on he says something which
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: wasn't a question, was a statement, and then he goes, yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: my dad pooped at Walmart the other day. He had
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to go pretty bad. He couldn't hold it. Man. I
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: laughed so hard. But it was it was pretty cool,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: you know, just kind of seeing the excitement. And then
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: over the tournament, these kids were walking by and they're like,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: oh my god, it's you. You're the author, and I'm like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: it was. It was pretty cool. And they all got
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: a copy of the book. So I was able to
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you know, sign a couple, write some notes or something
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: in a few but it was. It was cool. Now
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I have to go back and do two more in
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: February two more forty five minutes, And I'm like, why.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Did I negotiate forty five.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: But she said the person that reached out to us
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: to do it, so that that's typically the timeframe of
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: their classes or something. So the way the schedules worked
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: to keep them on point or so. I don't know
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: how schools really work, but it was interesting.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: So anytime I do a speech with adults, I don't
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: do more than twenty minutes, because I mean, unless I've
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: got visual aids, and we're talking about something that I'm
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: very very well spoken on and that's question answer, and
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: there's a whole like presentation. There ain't no way I'm
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: giving a speech more than twenty minutes. I'll give a speech,
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I'll tell a story. It'll be heartfelt, it'll make people
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: cry or laugh or smile. But we're not going to
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: do this for forty minutes because people will start.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Or they just grab on the phones, and you know,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: you're just with the kids. You know, there's nothing else
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: they can do. They're sitting there and they're just staring
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: at you, you know. And in this place was a cafeterium, cafetorium,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: so is their cafeteria slash auditorium. So I mean, these
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: kids are sitting on a nice cold floor just kind
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: of sitting at you, you know, trying to be quiet,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: trying to be patient. And yeah, like I said, I
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: think I'm hoping that a couple other schools will jump
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: in on this. And apparently they all have budgets to
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: pay authors and stuff. So if I can make a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: couple of bucks and I'll kick them back, maybe do
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: a couple of scholarships or something. That you know are
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: meaningful in some local schools. I'd be willing to do that,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: but I think I think I'm gonna go down to
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: maybe twenty five thirty minutes if possible.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you're I think that's a good idea.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I was able to fill it, but
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I know at times it had to be long and
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: drawn out, and I was talking about stuff I just
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: started getting into, like you know, I was like, man,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I got time to kill. So I was like, all right,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: let's talk. I'm gonna talk about my beard. You know,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I have beard laws more than an author I'd be
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: in writing a book is like a portion of this.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you about the brand. So I grow
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: a beard, I use products, and I'm just like, nobody cares.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: But I got forty five minutes to Phil's. That's not
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: on me.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Did you ever have the when you're in elementary or
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: junior high the like scientists come to your class to
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: do the presentations with like the balloons and the helium
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: and the fire and the you know all that shit.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, it doesn't ring a bell. No, but again, we're
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: pretty as you know, in the middle of nowhere. I
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: have to imagine not a lot of people are coming
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: up to our schools to talk. I remember one time,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: like I know there was a couple, but there was
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: like one that kind of filled the gym is where
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: we did it. And it was kind of one of
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: those like recovering people that was trying to like give
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: like a motivational thing because there was a lot of
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: drinking in the youth in our area to kind of
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: say like, hey, my life was in shambles, like this
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: guy had a lot of heartbreak. I don't remember the
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: exact story, but I just remember being like, oh my god,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: this guy pretty much threw the life away. And it
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: was an interesting take too, you know, an attempt to
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: try to get us, you know, youth to not underach
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: drink failed. But it was probably the right move, right.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. We're right at that forty
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: five I know, you've got to get going. We've got
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: some stuff to do.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: So you talked about how tough it was to fill
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: forty five minutes. Look what we just did.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: We just did it. Yeah, But you know what the
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: best part is here we got to talk about semen
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: in wieners in TikTok and all sorts of whatever we wanted,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: and there was three of us for most of it,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: you know, being up there by yourself. And I had
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: had like kind of notes, but I didn't want to
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: feel like I was super unprepared, so I kept like
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: staring at my phone like I was reading notes and
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: there wasn't really anything on there. And then finally I
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, there's a bullet point. I guess, yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: go to the next slide please. But I was like,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But it was pretty well received, so
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I was like cool. I was trying to run ideas
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: by the kids, like hey, if I was to do this,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: what would be entertaining for people your age because two
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: of the kids are in that age group. They're like, yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: that sounds fun, that'd be cool. Maybe I'm not. Am
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I going to quit my day job to go around
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: and talk to schools That is a new But if
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I get the opportunity to, you know, do a good thing,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: like I said, all the kids got a book and
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: you know, some stuff like that, it was it was
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: a pretty pretty cool thing to give back, and that's
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: something that I really want to do. And like you've
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: been was kind of talking earlier one last thing is
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: you know, he it's different for you obviously, being on
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: the radio and stuff like, you are very very intertwined
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: with the local community. He wanted nothing to do with it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: His content's a little bit different, and it was something
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that I didn't really ever focus on. So I started
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: doing street signs story time where I find local roads
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: and just give a little bit of you know, history
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: of the town, but then come up with a story
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: that's fictional, but it's so close that it might be believable.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I just think it's a cool way, and I'm going
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: to start like randomly sliding in like a business or two,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: just for fun, and it's a It's It's been a
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: lot of fun. But I've done a lot of editing
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: and cap cut so hopefully that comes back. If not,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Da Vinci Baby.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just downloaded a new one. We'll see if
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: it works. But was cap cut down? Still down?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I just checked, Yeah, see if I had it open
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: on the computer so I can still use it. But
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: if I if I close it out, I think I
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: am den or when it needs an update. But like
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna mess with DaVinci a
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: little bit more. And I'll pass on some information to you,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: and if anybody else is looking for something by the
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: time this comes out of kept cuts not resolved, well
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: we'll give you some We'll give you some dork tips
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: from the boys. But we got dad stuff to do,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: so Brandon, I appreciate your time you've been. I know
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: you're not listening right now, but I appreciate you as well,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: and anybody listening for whatever reason, we appreciate you as well.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: And we'll be back next week. Make sure if you're
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: in your parents' fridge, you're in your fridge, make sure
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: you shut it, because my seal's getting there pretty shitty.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: In my old fridge, sometimes it doesn't shut as much,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: but I blame the kids, even though the other day
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: it was definitely me when I grabbed a beverage. So
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: that's all we got. We'll see you next week. Take care, everybody,