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Top 10 Worst Ways to become Famous! · The Top 10 Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Chase.
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  Speaker 2: How about that? How about that you can get famous
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  Speaker 2: for the dumbest ship? Welcome back? Oh yeah, it's the
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  Speaker 2: Top ten podcast. Josh and Chris here, and his sabbatical
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  Speaker 3: I'm back. The suspension is over.
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  Speaker 2: The FCC lifted his band. They wouldn't let him be
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  Speaker 2: this podcast only because it's going to go right back
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  Speaker 2: in effect as soon as it.
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  Speaker 3: Should be. All right, we're.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna get that call from mister f CEC himself.
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  Speaker 3: Who's in charge of that church in general?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think they general.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the male man?
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  Speaker 2: Which one's carmeloone? No, postmaster general, Postmaster general. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think he has anything to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well I don't think so. But you know, we
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  Speaker 4: tried to bottle that.
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  Speaker 2: We tried not very didn't get very far, even though
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  Speaker 2: we all have unlimited knowledge in our pocket in the car.
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  Speaker 2: That's the line of the sec that's the fucker piece
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  Speaker 2: of ship. Yep him, yep, freedom, Am I right?
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing today? Boys?
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  Speaker 2: Top ten? I don't want to say the worst. It's
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  Speaker 2: just the worst ways of the worst ways to become famous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of them. You can become famous for yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of stupid, especially uh with the internet nowadays anything,
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of my were only famous for a
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  Speaker 2: very short time, but famous nonetheless. I get some household
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  Speaker 2: names in here. Yeah, I do have a few. I
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  Speaker 2: have some something for sure, I invented that way. Some
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  Speaker 2: names are some ways. I have some local. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to at least someone is.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of local. Let's get my mom's list.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the way. No way. Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Number ten, the shoe bomber and the underwear bomber. It
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  Speaker 4: was an underwear bomber. Okay, putting on your underpants that
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  Speaker 4: takes balls. That's that's how do you bomb shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Just leave the shoes in places you had a bomb in,
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  Speaker 2: like the sole of a shoe. That's why they make it.
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  Speaker 2: Take your shoes off the well you used to. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think they do anymore. They don't make it because
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I always have to take mine off boots,
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  Speaker 2: and then I just I feel like dickhead.
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  Speaker 3: Use I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't dress comfy, so I'm not wearing sweatpants, not
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  Speaker 2: wearing I'm wearing boots. I'm I'm on a plane for
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  Speaker 2: I can't do hours. I'm wearing comfy pants. I can't
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  Speaker 2: do nice slip ons. I can't be sitting at the
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  Speaker 2: airport bar and sweatpants. I don't care whatsoever. That's like
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  Speaker 2: a businessman but likes you underpants bomber, Like that's great,
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  Speaker 2: that is why not just put in your pocket way
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  Speaker 2: to pick up chicks? Check out this hog and it
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  Speaker 2: just bomb bomb?
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  Speaker 4: Like are you thinking when you say bomber? Are you're
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  Speaker 4: thinking that right?
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, or like a I'm thinking like wires
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  Speaker 2: all connected and you can cut one and it's done.
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  Speaker 2: Which bombs are way more sophisticated these days. Could be
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  Speaker 2: like like a quarter, it could be blows the works
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  Speaker 2: in a Hawaiian punch. But in your head, you're thinking
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  Speaker 2: of a guy just a big long stick, the dynamite
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  Speaker 2: with the clock on. Yeah exactly, and it's gonna blow
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  Speaker 2: up in his pants. Yeah. He just looks like but
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  Speaker 2: that's how he picks up chicks. But that dynamite and
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  Speaker 2: he's just like, it's not a good way. I got
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  Speaker 2: a foot long all right? Next uh, any religious organization
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  Speaker 2: taking money, but you know being sinners. So you know,
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  Speaker 2: televangelists your favorite. I love them. They're the best. They
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  Speaker 2: are fun. They're so good.
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  Speaker 4: It's entertainment. You can't look at it like, oh, these
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  Speaker 4: guys are all serious. Just look at his entertainment. Hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: But some people are giving them their harder and I
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  Speaker 2: talked upon it. They really are finding big Foot. It's
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  Speaker 2: just fun.
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  Speaker 4: It's make believe you think they're gonna find they're not.
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  Speaker 2: If they did, they would have if they did, like
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  Speaker 2: this season and they're like, like they actually like an
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  Speaker 2: actual Bigfoot, that'd be I would fine. Yeah, and they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we've had this for three we filmed this three years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I would come on the podcast and I'll say I
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  Speaker 2: was wrong, is real?
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  Speaker 3: That'd go crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That would be crazy. It would be awesome. Aliens. I
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  Speaker 2: believe aliens are real. I don't think they've come to Earth.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they're what people like. They're not those
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  Speaker 2: green things. We're looking ahead. So we've done this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we have well, like like locks, any of those things.
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  Speaker 2: Black wasn't No, Black Lives was just a big ass thing.
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  Speaker 2: That was ghost Hunters. They've been ghosts for don't even
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  Speaker 2: don't talk about Zach Baggant's like, I haven't thought, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: The family tree, Bilbo Bilbo. There's a huge chanced, Like,
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  Speaker 2: let's keep going on this list here, Hey, parachuting into
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  Speaker 2: a game and getting caught on the Megatron or the
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  Speaker 2: the scoreboard, not Megatron or Johnson. I guess you can
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  Speaker 2: get caught on him if your pa is huge. Number
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  Speaker 2: seven the athlete using drugs, you know, trying to get ahead.
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  Speaker 2: That's all, But that's you know, most of them were
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  Speaker 2: probably famous before that. But number six using your kids
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  Speaker 2: to get famous.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, welcome to ye.
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  Speaker 4: It's five getting mouthy in a bar then having your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Handed to you.
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  Speaker 3: Shout brother.
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  Speaker 2: Or dad. Ye. Number four any wardrobe malfunction. Uh, you're
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  Speaker 2: only famous for half the audience. Well the other half
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  Speaker 2: are like, yes, check it out. Depends on who is
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  Speaker 2: that nipple.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking.
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  Speaker 2: Hangers like Mama June No. And if you're listening, Jo,
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  Speaker 2: come on, I'll talk about how gross you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to see her.
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  Speaker 4: There are three driving your driving your car into a building.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh that yeah, shrill. The Netflix girl Netflix thing. Really,
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  Speaker 2: it's good. It's a good movie. It's watching Yesterday doc.
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  Speaker 2: They called cheating on the kiss can. That's tough.
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  Speaker 4: Yea and number one Billie. See that's tough because it
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  Speaker 4: was just that live performance.
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  Speaker 2: Actually Simpson, No, they didn't sing another record. All of
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  Speaker 2: it was lips It was not them. Yeah, so it's
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  Speaker 2: just more famous. That's why. Actually Simpson was singing, but
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  Speaker 2: she was lipsy and live. The Actually those were the
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  Speaker 2: handsome looking fellows. They were the good looking Wow. I
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  Speaker 2: think that's why they're twins. Yeah, they're free chows. That's
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  Speaker 2: one of them is dead week show, right, twins are
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  Speaker 2: free shows.
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  Speaker 3: But now he's dead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can tell you the hell that's yeah, disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Think twins are disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: They're just the office where Michael D. White calls check
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  Speaker 2: it out, twins. It's just too large. He's like, though
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  Speaker 2: there were girls, like they're amazing, that's so good, so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's good because he leaves that pretty girl at
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  Speaker 4: the bar. He gets the text twins. Yeah, he goes
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  Speaker 4: over to these two fat dudes and suits so good.
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  Speaker 2: That's incredible. But that's so Michael for just check it out.
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  Speaker 2: You got to Oh yeah, well, wasn't the dwipe that
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  Speaker 2: called him over to check out the twins? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: something okay, yeah, yeah, and he said they're amazing. All right, Right,
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  Speaker 2: if you guys are all right.
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  Speaker 4: Number ten, being exposed or having the smallest micro.
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  Speaker 2: Penis, that would be a bummering up. Uh yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: not micro penis, but just having the world's smallest I'll
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  Speaker 2: just switcher real qick it was my five. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: being a small wiener guy. Yeah, that'd be a tough break,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, interexposed, like there's Chris smaller guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The whole internet, the whole world now knows that you
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  Speaker 4: and it's not fair because you don't have anything to
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  Speaker 4: do with your size of your wiener. That's all your
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  Speaker 4: parents problem. Yeah, they're the ones of Asia.
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  Speaker 2: Well they didn't say I want to have this, I
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  Speaker 2: want to have my son with you grow penis.
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  Speaker 4: But like you have, like you don't have any control
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  Speaker 4: over the size of you. So it's bummer. It's like if.
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  Speaker 2: You get your mom's wiener.
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  Speaker 4: Tough, It's just it would be a very big bummer.
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  Speaker 4: That's why your famous. Hey aren't you the small wiener guy?
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  Speaker 2: I see it?
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  Speaker 4: Should we just not to scare me at that point
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  Speaker 4: does just kind of kind of lean into it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how you lean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure how you You're not gonna leave the
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  Speaker 2: have the opposite of a tripod? Yeah, I haven't any
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  Speaker 2: for happens, so microener is that yours? That's my t
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm gonna go same general area. Having
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  Speaker 2: your face on the cover of a Girl's Gone Wild DVD. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: kind of a bummer, you know, you're just you're just
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  Speaker 2: there and you just flash and walk on. Didn't think
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  Speaker 2: anything of it. Next thing, you know, you're in every
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  Speaker 2: still probably yeah, at the end of it. Probably at
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  Speaker 2: the beginning, you know, they're all drinking. Yeah, they definitely,
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  Speaker 2: and the only ones finding the dads. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 2: dads are very bummed out. Yeah. The daughters, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: like they seem in the commercial on Spike TV all
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  Speaker 2: their friends, like you saw your daughter on TV last night.
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  Speaker 2: That's when starts watching A Thousand Ways to Die and
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: then that comes on the screen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the days, man, all those girls commercials.
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  Speaker 2: It's awesome, so awesome. You don't see that ship anymore.
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  Speaker 2: The Internet room. That don't on cable anymore, no even close. No,
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  Speaker 2: unless it's like late night FCT. They apparently control that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: F x X. Yeah, something like that on TV. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: kind of shocking, everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Says, van Archy showed a whole bunch of butts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, butts or buds everyone. It was a ny PD
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  Speaker 2: Blue showed Uh that fat guys. Yeah, it was like
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  Speaker 2: a big deal a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it was, Uh who's the Dennis. Yeah anyway, but
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  Speaker 4: in the counts, nobody wanted to see that.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: But but we all had to numbnnoying getting hurt playing
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: fantasy sports, getting like carpal tunnel.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah to me watching the roads to Kevin hurt.
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  Speaker 2: And somebody said, Shane Gillis looks like he had c
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: t from fantasy football or like, yeah, crashed your car
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: because you're too your line up.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting a hemorrhoid for s a stinker tinker too long?
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  Speaker 3: Ye oh yeah, have the best.
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  Speaker 2: Sure it does.
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  Speaker 4: Thoughts, no thoughts, just bumps around the just bummers, just
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of bummers. I'm telling the doctor, I know
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  Speaker 4: what it is, but still making it's just a sick Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know what it is that, I know it.
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  Speaker 2: Just give me the cream. Nope, I gotta see it.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say, well, you don't, you don't need to
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  Speaker 2: look at.
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  Speaker 3: Trust I know exactly what it is. I didn't research,
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  Speaker 3: so I.
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  Speaker 4: Did not want to see your phone industry after that.
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  Speaker 3: That's oh it was ours.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go images or you just videos, removals, medication.
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  Speaker 2: It's just you gotta cover all the bases and I
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  Speaker 2: did many times. It doesn't matter because you still had
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  Speaker 2: to say still butt. But that's just that's where the
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  Speaker 2: world goes around. That's why he gets to paint the
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  Speaker 2: big bucks. Is he so practicing? No? Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: know my hands becoming a meme after like a bad photo,
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  Speaker 2: like bad, bad luck, Bryan, Like you just have a
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  Speaker 2: bad photo and then you just become lifetime on the
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  Speaker 2: Internet of getting dunk on anymore than Internet geniuses, because
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  Speaker 2: it's it's undefeated. As we all know the internet is.
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  Speaker 2: They could take the best photo and still rip it apart,
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  Speaker 2: make it great. Yep. Oh yeah, that's what the internet
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  Speaker 2: winning on the Internet. Uh, this has already been said.
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  Speaker 2: I've had it. But getting caught cheating at a Cold
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  Speaker 2: Plate concert, being in a Cold Play concert, and all
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  Speaker 2: they had to do not react like that. They would
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  Speaker 2: have just stayed hugged. Nobody would have ever maybe their
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: spouses would have seen it. It was panic but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that panic and that I mean put yourself in their shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I probably would have. I probably would have
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  Speaker 2: panicked too. First of all, I'm not gonna get a cold.
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  Speaker 2: That's number one. Yeah, safe, safe on that. That's your
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  Speaker 2: bad on that one. Per cool like cons last night.
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  Speaker 2: I like to think that that's what his life said
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  Speaker 2: to him. First. The cold Play. Yeah, oh and you're
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  Speaker 2: cheating on me. But I'm alreaso mad about the cold Play.
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  Speaker 2: Who is he cheating or a sheet? Both of them?
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  Speaker 2: I believe they were both cheating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah sucks. I mean, that's worse.
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  Speaker 2: If it was awesome concert like yeah, I got I'm fucked,
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  Speaker 2: but it was I had to go suffer through cold Yeah, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was all yellow definitely what I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know some other ones working too much at
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  Speaker 2: Village in here and hearing all them adult contemporary song
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  Speaker 2: They don't do the kiss cam right away, so you
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  Speaker 2: had to sit through that. Yeah, you're probably halfway deep
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  Speaker 2: at that. Looks like I would assume they do that
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  Speaker 2: between bands.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It looked they were rich.
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  Speaker 2: They were like it was like the CEO of something
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming they had. But yeah, what a what a
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  Speaker 2: dumb way to become famous. M she wasn't even that pretty.
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  Speaker 3: She was not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: She had a john, don't They all like, a ye,
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  Speaker 4: a very prominent job. Number eight being a before photo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Ye.
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  Speaker 2: You imagine going no matter what it's for, this is before,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. You're you want to be that guy. You
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: got to go to that casting call. Yeah, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing it before and after. Oh whether after balding,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: before for weight loss or for the bald would be
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: okay because you had hair, you're the before. The after
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: of the balding would be the worst. Well, that's they're
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: getting their hair implant. They're going to a doctor and
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: get bald Yeah, you're right, that's called barber. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: flipped that in my head. Yeah. Any before photo, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: that's good one. Yep, that'd be a fucking reality check.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: You walk into Mercy Northern, Oh my god, you just
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  Speaker 2: see your face, like, this is you as a lark,
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  Speaker 2: This is you before her. Yeah, he uses you after
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  Speaker 2: the same photo. You can't see you can't see the cream. Nope.
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  Speaker 3: What number eight?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dewey from the Dewey Decimal System you'rs a fucking
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  Speaker 2: nerd forever. He made a library library Yeah, uh whatever,
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  Speaker 2: what do you call it?
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  Speaker 3: Like organization?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, way for in the libraries. That doesn't even get
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  Speaker 4: used anymore. Well it does, I'm sure it does, but unreal, how.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid that is. Yeah, the Dewey decimal system.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that earlier.
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  Speaker 2: And anybody named Dewey that was yeah, Mervelle, Dewey's his name.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: He was just a bad name. It's just you're you're
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  Speaker 2: nerd forever, world's biggest nerd. But he did leave something
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  Speaker 2: for everybody. Cool here, nerd, don'tork. Yeah, I haven't been
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  Speaker 2: no library that often. I can tell a lot of
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: people can tell this. Even when I go to my
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: local library. Lots of books in there. Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 4: I don't go to the Dewey decimal system and look
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: up and see where John Patterson books are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'll just find it. I just asked the librarian.
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  Speaker 2: And they use it. They use it, They might use it,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: but she's an appointment the right direction or walk you
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  Speaker 2: to it. But might we have to learn about that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we have to. I think it's just
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  Speaker 3: a way to do it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I gu it's just a way for them to category.
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  Speaker 2: We learned about it at school, ever we did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: maybe you will.
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  Speaker 3: We had to go through library, library and the.
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  Speaker 2: Car that's card to find where our shs. We have
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: no next cards kids these days. It was so good,
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  Speaker 2: is my next one?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: Trying to prove the world is flat and dying in
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  Speaker 4: your homemade rocket.
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  Speaker 2: That actually that actually happened. Yeah, it was a flat
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  Speaker 2: earther he made, made a rocket to go up to
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: show that it was flat, and the rocket exploded. He
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  Speaker 2: would have been wrong whether he figured it out. He
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: didn't make it that far. No, he didn't know the
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: fuck tell me. Yeah, all it takes is look at
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: a globe. Well they it's a globe, it's not a map.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I assure have changed that to just being a flat earth. Yeah. Like,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: if that's all I got famous because you think there's
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: a flat you're just there's too many people. I don't
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: even like I want to know their arguments, but I don't.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: At the same time, if I hear that they want
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  Speaker 2: about flat Earth, then I just I just stopped listening.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I've watched enough videos of them trying to prove it
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: and then proving themselves wrong, which is just the best. Well,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: they're like, if we do this and this, then should
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: show And then they're like, well, actually showed, probably around.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I know there must be something.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I think if you just like to let him pick, yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: you're right, and then maybe they'll just shut up, maybe
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: things go. Do you think your words is Robert flat?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, me too.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: So I'm not gonna argue with you because it's actually, sir,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: it's a rectangle.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: You fall off, Yeah, you don't fall off, you just
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: go to the other side underneath.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Anyway, seven being trapped and our revolving door for hours
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: during a live news broadcast, just stuck, that would be
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: a nightmare, first of all, classrophobia. Immediately.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think it would all the glass glass would help.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I think you'd be all right, I would be.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I think at the first I would be, but after
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: after if you're in there for an hour and you
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: can't get out, i'd start. But then the news, the
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: news is coming and they're showing the setting up there.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: That's not helping. And you don't break the glass walking
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: around like a horses in there, that'd be a bummers incredible.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I want to see it happened to somebody. Yeah, I
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: had to have. I don't think I would like if
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: they got jammed and they were stuck in one of
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the middle parts.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I feel like we're alling. Doors are on the way out.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: You don't seem very often escalators.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the last night I was in Chicago,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it was a they actually they just put in the
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: new revolving door up at the Kalahari in Wisconsin.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: And it's a huge one, and it's one that moves
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: on its own, like you don't have to push it,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: I know, and it's it's huge.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I like to push it, I know. But I feel
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: like I was in one recently and I stopped it
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: when I got out.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Stopped.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I think it was one of it was a couple of.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Four seasons and Chicago.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: But anyway, there were escalators tore in Vegas, that's for sure.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, stairs, Well you have to go. You have
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: to go upstairs across the street. You can't just cross
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: the freaking street there, Okay, all right? Seven being an
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: elder woman with a thousand wind chimes and they talk
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: about you in local Facebook pages that could be uh,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: that'd be a terrible way.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Says off top of the head.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, but you could get
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: famous by just local famous, local cuisine. There, Yeah that happen.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: And your take one thousand wind chimes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Any slave bury is you're the neighbor world world.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's my seven should be good.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Random, just random little bit.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah random, you just made that up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're definitely elder That is not made up.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: When chimes not made up?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: When chimes elderly.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: This one's not made up either. Happening to your own
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: arm off because it's stuck in a boulder. Great movie, Yeah,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: but what a bummer. That's how you got famous, to
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: chop your own with the action pack or something leather
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: was It was not great and just you.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: And in fact that when you hit the nerve, they
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: had to make that noise like the sound effect. And
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: how did he even I wouldn't even stay conscious long
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: it I just he did pass out.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Then he had to start back over. Well that's what
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, I'm not no, no, I'm okay. The
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: will of chopping my arm off before I go Yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: that or die, I'll die. I don't care.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna you know what I mean, left the
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: rest of your I'm not Yeah, I'm not gonna saw
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: my m with a three inch blade, probably dull.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: That could be one thing if you had something that
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you could just real quick, yeah yeah, or an axe
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: or a lightsaber, industrial weed whacker, something better. If you
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: have a national wacker with one arm and something that's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, the chainsaw, chainsaw you know had one
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: arm chainsaw you sew movie. It's a move, evil Dad,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: it's a movie. Chainsaw. That's a movie he does? He does?
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how I want to become famous? What's he doing nowadays?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't come that famous. He's becoming. He's like a
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: motivational speaker there, motivated for I'm not sure how that's
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: motivating staying alive. I guess even you up so bad.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: But then he had to like like fucking hike like
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: two hours in the heat without any water.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: How do you not die have blood loss? Maybe put like.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense because he took it from that
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: his like backpack that he had the.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Water and cut that. I'd be annoyed just because I'm
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: a big like chapsick guy won't be able to grab
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: that I hate dry mouth, won't be able to suckle
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: down water like it can. So I'm pinched in there
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: of rough. Yeah yeah, you can't go for there. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: want if you got a prosthetic, I would assume he doesn't.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: So I hope he went to his surgeon and had
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: that enough figure that he's not cut straight. No, yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: they definitely, they definitely went up a couple of I
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: wou they had to go up a little further and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: cut it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: They got it right off the right way, you know,
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: like I just leave it the way that I want
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: to be, like mangled skin hanging off. I mean you
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: gotta get like a shark tattoo. Yeah, yeah, where it's
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: like bite your arm off like a fake shark. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: you have a better story as I sucked up hiking.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah I fellah. Yeah, I'd tell everybody was a shark
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: because they need just bit a clean off. And like
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I think like Rocks gave out when he was walking
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: and slipped. Yeah, that's enough thing. Let's remember his name.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, he was only.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: The second hot Franco guy.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Is that why he's not movies anymore.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Special? But what a dedicated role. Yeah, dedicated himself to that,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: just went all in on it, like Jared Leto, Yeah
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I wish you would. Don't here.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Having your search search history presented over a massive screen.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I feel okay with that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: But when you have like a naughty search history and
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: everybody searches for something not for this is yours and
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: the the whole world. Yep, this is you, This is
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: what you're into, and like the weird stuff, like the
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: weird questions that you feel you should know, but you
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: had to google the Yeah, i'd be more I'd be
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: more embarrassed by the crap.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd be more embarrassed from my calculator
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: to be Yeah that twenty plus eighteen, Yes I don't remember.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how many points to get that over?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You need a big second half here, boys.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, calcare would be worse in my opinion.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your entire phone Okay, we'll say that your entire
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: phone exposed? All right? Yeah you good? Yep, I just
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: noticed the like when off one of our microphones died, folks,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry about that. We're back.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Bastards. Yeah, search that should be tough, be bad?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, John.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Six that we're h yeah, I believe.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Just being like a porn star and only fans person,
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: it would just suck going to the grocery store and
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: you know, like a couple of these cats like Senior,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: you know. But yeah, and that's all it is. You
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: don't like, you have no other good qualities. But yeah,
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: you're a good buck guy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: You know. I've never seen anybody at the store that
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: you want. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean if we went to to a bigger city, yeah, I.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Guess you're not seeing much. And if we see the
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: only fans, I don't want to see that fans. That'd
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: be nasty.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: No teeth, yep.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: And you know, I bet there's a dudes other then
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: just dig no teeth. There's dudes that dig everything. There
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: are some weird people out there.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: And his name is Chris.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I have the feet. Thing is just I don't get it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I don't get that either. I respect those those are
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: the most dedicated people in the world. They love it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: It's they are awesome. They're all hilarious, such weird every
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: single I just don't get it. Nothing about a foot
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: that is attractive.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they are they're there, they are.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: There in it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're like maybe it's the ankle, I think not
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: they it's they love white. White is pretty pussy energy,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: is what I heard. Do you follow these people?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: No, that's just what I heard it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Do you have do you know a foot guy? Oh?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't you kidding me. I don't know it's
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: a white ton polish guy. Okay, is it mine?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: No? I think it's just sewn. No, you're only thank
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: you getting your dick cut off and thrown into a ditch. Okay, yeah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: you know? What was her name? Loreena Bobbit? Yeah, that's so,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: asked my number five.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I thought she was like a congresswoman. No, that's that's
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Lauren Bobert.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Bobert would but mother God, yes, Loraena Bobbitt cut off?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: What was his name? John Bobbitt? Time my list? Okay,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: time my list? Never double double being John Bobbit. John,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: that's just like you go to the bar, Hey, can
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I buy you a drink? Sure? What's your You get
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: to have a nice time with your name. I have
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: no threat to you. I guarantee I can't get you.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Although I think he got a new one put on,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: but he can't get I would think that, yeah, he
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: got a new because I think you remember he did
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: did they do a porn Oh? I have no idea.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: This was like, this was like I'm not searching searching
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: roll later, I'll check it out. I don't care. You
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: can fact check it. Yeah, that's my number five is John.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, number five one, you guys double dick
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: is my number five is betraying Jesus for thirty pieces
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: of silver. That's that's all you did, and your forever
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: in infamy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Right, you make one bad choice? Yeah, I'll take you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Try to get your bread up one time, and now
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: you're getting dragged through the mud forever.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, people that make one bad choice, we kind of
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: that's what we do here on the top of that podcast.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, we criticized that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I probably do the same thing. I would have done
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: it for ten pieces of silver. I would do it
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: for you guys for five. I don't care who it is.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I bet they offered him like five or ten maybe,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Do you think he started fifty?
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they said we'll give you twenty five. Make
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: it thirty? Yeah, spit and yeah he said thirty and
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: then out do you think you you have to for Jesus,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: you barter this ship.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: That's all they did back in the day. They were
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: all Jews. There is.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: It depends on this podcast or Josh and yeah, what's
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: your thoughts on Israel the Palace? On Josh, go ahead,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: what's my next one? I don't think we want to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: go into that moving past. Brother, I want to past,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: move past. It is my number what five? Yes, yes,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go with ship in your pants on
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Life TV.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: That's kind of happened.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but Paul Pierce had a ship and
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: he got he got when he got carried off, it's
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: like he shipped his pants.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it had to have happened at some point,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: but like some news anchor just sitting there and all
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: of a sudden they're just like, oh and it just sometimes,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: you know, it just happens. There's no control. Did you
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: ever see the video when Joe pot had a ship?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, Joe paternal and he was running like it
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: was almost there was like thirty seconds left in the
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: before in the first half, and then there was a
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: play going on the other side of feel and he's like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: all right, you know this is over, and he just
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: he just took off. He just takes out across the
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: field like and then like he said, I think he
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: had a.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Ship Lamar Jackson. Then it happened to him in the
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: primetime game. He said he had a back injury, but
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: he just had to ship.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It does have to hurt your back though to poop
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: really bad, and you can't. Tony Stewart should his pants
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: in his race car and then got fined because he
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: didn't go right to the press conference. He went to
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: his trailer to shower and they find him. He's like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: no pants. Yeah, yeah, you know he did the right thing,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: like his pants in the ring. Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: He gets slammed in Kazuna again. Lake drop.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: And if you're don't shipping in a you know, big
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: jumpsuit fire fire return bummer, cool, you're not gonna smell.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: It in there.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Shipping in black trunks really.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Thank god they're black. Yeah, that's all ye would. I
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: would not be a white trunk guy if he was
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: HBK Jesus, HBK Jesus Diary into the boots bummer. Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to show my pants on life to
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: It's I gotta be honest. I don't want to show
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: my pants.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Ever, I never have. I'm built different.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You've never had a come a little bit more out.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I have an incredible stomach control.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: For now forever. No that shut off a gets close.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: My stomach is I can very young where you get
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: home and you're just prairie dogging them in the bathroom,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: trying to get toilet before you When as you pull
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: your pants down and hover and it's coming out before
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: the sea, that's the most panic you could be.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: Getting into the house you're at that you're oh my god,
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Oh it's a good time. I have a list here
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: from Jeanette out of New York.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Oh forget it, walking here to borrow pizza.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite year. That's I mean is New York
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: City hugging about it anyway. Having a stranger to take
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: a picture of you doing something very silly and it
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: isn't going viral. Yeah that dumb look on your face,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, crack out or something, die in a
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: hilarious way, and have strangers watch your death on rotten
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: dot com forever dot com is the thing. I don't know.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I don't like watching people die. So there was a
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: there was a subreddit there for a while I don't
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: know if this was space dicks or something. Oh, there
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: was watching people die space dicks. Yeah yeah, you think
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you're I just remember somebody like check out space dicks
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm not, I'm not checking. It was
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: all people dying. It was gore mutilation. It was terrible stuff.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, that's just yet. Yeah, ray J shout out huge,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: can we get hit? Should I try? She'd like reach
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: out to Ray and just just just for the fun,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: see if you even want try giving the president herpes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm, Like whoever the president may be giving the
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: president herpes, that's something you're gonna have to live. The
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: president will somehow work his way around it and get
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: over it. But you guys, that's what that's what being
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: on teen mom.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Abraham's a mom and she came. She's just
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: a whrror and then she's like a shit girl now.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Too, being patient zero for the next pandemic. Yeah, shooting
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: your pants while racing the Olympics, Mark, Oh god, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: don't think.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen the grown man ship while he's running
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: at full speed. Now you have, now you have looking
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: like somebody famous, but you're not at all. Oh yeah, doppelganger.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a bummer. Yeah, farting on national television during
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: a live broadcast, that's fantastic. That was just fun. That's great.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: That's that's just good television. That's hilarious. I watched that
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: show every night.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Being caught fucking wildlife during a nature documentary and having
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: David Attenborough narrate your flaws. Sales wrong with this person, Christ,
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: So they're narrating your flaws as you're fucking of.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Why did you bring David in this? Yeah, he's one
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: hundred years old. Is just relax and just narrating your
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: flaws while banging wildlife. She's a monster, that's New York.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: That would be a bad thing to get famous for
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: her though. Oh yeah, she's not wrong. She's definitely not wrong.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: She's definitely not right either.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Josh, any of this, I don't okay, I got none.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Nobody ever wants to give me a list. I'll give
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: you one next week, all right, still tar' still tark
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: not somebody I'll get that right to pretend you're a trader,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: think be Benedict Arnold.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That is a good one, similar to your Jesus, ah Jesus,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: and yeah, you cheat professional sports. Think Lance Armstrong. Yeah
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: where he really did. He had lost a testicle, had
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: brain cancer. I mean, such a good dude. And then damn,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: those yellow braces weren't even a thing like rubber bracelets
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: weren't even a thing until Lance Armstrong. We all were
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: rooting for him. That's like one thing we as a
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: national living Strong. Oh yeah, we were all come on
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Lance France like we were all. But then it turns
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: out he was cheating the whole time.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: And then guess what, do not care.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Listening to him talk? I could probably listen to him
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: read the phone book. He is just an entertaining man to.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Listen to is he? I never heard something?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Only time I heard him was in dodgeball him not
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: giving a fun like that's what's phenomenal about Lance Armshawan
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: just doesn't care. Number eight, you're accused of a crime
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: you didn't do, but no one believes you think possibly,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Amanda kN Ox, how can you possibly think? You guess
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: or no, did she? I don't know. Whatever, We'll move on.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Number seven being President of the United States and just
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: a laughing emoji. Okay, six, you're hot but stupid think
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Paris Hilton, trust me, does it suck to be that way?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: He was calculating number five, You pioneer some gross grewsome
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: or deadly new disease, Typh would marry for example. I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: love that he used examples. This is great he did research. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: you put the put the work in number four. You're
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: a school shooter. I don't think we have to go,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: but then you can just all yeah, yeah, not great, Bob.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You're a mass killing terrorist. See he went dark on
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: him these last week. You're a serial killer, all right.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Uh and they say you removed ribs to suck your
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: own dick. Oh Maryland, Man, that was incredible. Everybody had
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and that was before like the internet. Somehow we spread
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: that rumor coast to coast, and the rumor that he
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: was Yeah, Peter was a little boy. That was his
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: best friend. I don't think that anyway read one. We
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: were gonna spread rumors.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Man, here's about that. I always forget that sucking dick.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: One incredible everywhere we all believe it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: This is money money you have to read yeah, because
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: you guys need to try to get me on a
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: fucking list or something.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: It's his list. You just read that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I'm reading it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: You're just a messenger.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Something's gonna shoot me. Number ten, you're a politician, yep.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Number nine call eating children see number ten. Jesus on
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: a worldwide pedophile ring. See number nine and ten. Number seven,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: run every company if you own into the.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Ground, see eight and ten.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: The money you're killing it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Number six you look like a giant Opa loompa.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: You see number ten, number nine, number eight, and number seven.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: He's five. Number five was seen petting and elephant's dick.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's that, No, that's just that's that
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: would just be a bummer. I think he just together
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: run and now he's off on it pending, and that
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: would be a bummer. We're not going to move past
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: petting elephants, Dick. I mean, we're just gonna we're just
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: gonnas over that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: That takes some serious balls, though, to get to get
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: underneath of an elephant.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: You could, I think you can shake it from the side.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I don't like seeing an elephant. I don't want to
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: get that close to an elephant from a distance, and
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: a ball it's in an enclosure. If that thing wants
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to kill you, with you're dead.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it won't.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not taking that chance now, like a like
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: a hippo, although if you are petting his you know,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: maybe that would. I think he could probably be like you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: He didn't give you a shower with his trunk. Yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen? Number four drunk killed by a dog
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: shooting you? That a dog shooting just happened the other day.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: It was in the news.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: A dog a dog. Guy had a gun in his
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: truck and the dog was messing around and it shot
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: it and shot him.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: No, ship, I didn't come across my deck.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I did just see that the other day. Interesting, that's
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: again a realm YEA believe nobody. You gotta have the
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: internal dash camp. My dog shot me, Did he lived?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think trying to call work for that, right?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: My dog shot me in the neck.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, I mean that's like the upgrade from
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: my dog ate my homework. Yeah, my dog, that's the
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: America way. Yeah, my dog shot me. That's right. There's
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: nothing more America than that dog and shooting.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Number three organized a league for playing football?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Is this a?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Is this a?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Is this a vincent man? Shout for the thing.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: He was like maybe there's like like football, He's not.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Those defectors really don't care. Number two, you were like
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: football football. You were told you were the one, and
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: they crucified you. Number one, you are the pie fucker.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's all that guy is ever gonna be.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: What did you think was gonna happen?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You stuck you in a pie? What's that guy? Was
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: the actor's name? That's all he will forever be?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, home boy, I forgot about it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Jason Biggs and like step John William Scott, it's just
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: he's stiff aways always. Whatever went on, boys, I believe
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: there were four lying about your military background or terrorism. Yeah,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I do have a vehicle ball pint glass?
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: That's not how you had a hat? You're not pretending.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Melanie talked me out of getting a World War two.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one that wouldn't be that bad.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: I thought World War one or civil war would be hilarious, but.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Civil war veteran have would be pretty well. World War two.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: He's you can wear a Yeah, no one's gonna believe that.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Is your name.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Benjamin Button. Yeah, okay, that's my name weird, but I'm
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Benjamin Allen Button. This was that was way different.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Uh four for me just being a politician. fIF in
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: the country hates no matter what. So that's just a
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: tough way to live your life. And you're gonna automatically
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: probably be famous. Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I mean there are some pologists that lay low and
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: just try to get the money and get the fuck out,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: but fuck them, they're politicians, yeah them all. Yeah, let's
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: go having a disease named after you. Yeah, like Luke
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Grig's disease. Granted he did become famous because of the disease,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: but more people know him because of the disease Alzheimer's.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a person.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I would assume they can't just name the disease something
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Nightingale thing, Florence Nightingale syndrome. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bunch
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: of ones that got named after the people that had Parkinson.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I believe that one's too.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Mister Black Delilah Murders.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Is that like Dolly Murderston's that was that wasn't a disease,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: So that was that was a serial killer getting bullets
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: in the head. Then Kennedy, Kennedy, that's the addicted they
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: getting bullets and he doesn't do well with bullets either,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: really are it's a it's a family. It's a real
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: like degenerative disease. You had JFK Who, Yeah, and then
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: he had his brother Bobby, and then you got JFK Jr.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Who you know, we got r F K Who. I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: pretty sure he has a bulletodged suwheer in his head?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Was it Rosemarage?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: She got from from? There's the drunk one? Which who
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: can blame that guy for being drunk all the time?
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: All his family is fucking dying around him, and yeah,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: all he wants to do is pound beer. Yeah, not
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: a great way to become famous, would you do? I
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: got a disease and yeah, yeah, my ankle's crooked forever. Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: now everybody hates me. That's good, sease, it'd be awesome though,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: kind of shiny magazines.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you have like a non fatal kind of
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: mild disease, like like a pimple in one ear, Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: That's that's a josh.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I already have the bad My last name is Hickey,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: which are red marks on your body? Granted they got
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: you know, somebody sucked him on the Dracula. I mean
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: duo's from Boyd Follower, Boyd Fowler, Yeah, from Miami the County.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I heard this is lovely this.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Time here, Oh, Boyd Follow, you're right, okay, Well, I
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I've been watching Justified. The guy's name Crowder. He's been
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: doing so it's real close. I was like, I was like, yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: killing somebody famous, Yeah, like the killed John le He
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: didn't actually kill him though, So oh, here we go
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: getting caught on kiss Camon and having the moment go viral.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: There we go banging your teacher and everyone finding out, well,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: if she's hot, Wait, it's more it's it's better.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: For the student.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Well, and if you're the if you're the I don't
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: know this year that you know, it's a dude, teacher, and.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I don't support you. Where you guys are perverts.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Running over the mayor's dog, crashing into the chief of
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Police's car, selling drugs to an elected official and then
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: getting busted. Yeah, protesting high ticket prices in front of
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the sphere is that thing? Getting deep pants at Talladega?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I feel like.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: That's the course there. Yeah, I think that happens every day.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Getting swept into the ocean during a hurricane and have
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: it shown on the Weather channel.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: That'd be so fun.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Like just a meteor.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I'll just holding a stop sign for dear life.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Remember the guy who like tied himself to a tree
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: and provide can survive a hurricane. Yeah, it's not that
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: It would be awesome that you just got half by
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: a stop sign. Having having all my secrets read in
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: the top ten podcast? There you go? Whoa, So how
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: many of those were? How many those were biographical?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Thanks? Boyd boy.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Not related to Boyd Crowder, No, allegedly allegedly you want
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: to do aprils? Yeah, somebody is sewing a body. Yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: somebody's dying.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: April.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Why okay April? Number ten don't want to be famous
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: for becoming the global face.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Of yikes, becoming a meme.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I guess yeah. Number nine don't want to be famous
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: for becoming a human example under awkward silence. So another
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: being famous for becoming Earth's first universally disliked wedding toast. Yeah,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: being so fat you fall in someone, and if you
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: fell on someone it would kill them. They make shows
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: about those people. But to get a crane and like
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: take part of your house off just to get you
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: out of the house. Yeah, there's a drive like fifteen
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: hours a doctor and they just earn like a U haul.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: They got to put you in a elephant. Yeah, they
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: go to the vet. They do. We got to put
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: you in a cow machine, you fat piece of ship.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Lay off the cheeseburger number six. I don't know, this
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: is hard because I'd play right into this, living in
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: infanty infamy with the most random ship and have fun
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: with the backlash. So it's being random yep, being famous
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: for breaking up the band Yokoka being a CDC symptom, like, oh,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: you're pooping rainbows today, we call that in April. That
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: would be kind of cool. Depends what it is. Depends
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: you're turning into a puss bag. Yeah, you're Josh getting
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: lost in a sweater. You just keep going. I mean
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: that happens to some people every day, but they don't
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: get famous because they're not on the news doing it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: But if you were, like say at a Cold Blake
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: concert and the kiss cam get lost in the sweater,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: square dropping a CEO, makes out with something else another
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: or two going viral for successfully completing a maze, only
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: to realize it was just escaping the Walmart garden department.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: That's yep, and with think a Darwin award. Yep, all right,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: read the last one.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: Thanks for the list, Yeah sure, Trump, Uh no, the father,
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: I have a father's list, mark.
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Number ten getting getting mouthy at a bar and getting
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: beat marrying with Kardashian, getting oocked door by a wave,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: breaking it back, wuld be awesome.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Coming job nine, being on a reality show. Number eight,
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: social media influencer. Number seven eating contest winner.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Like uh like Joey Joey Chestnut goat, coming up all right,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Joey Josh Chestnut. Number six causing multi car pile up. Yeah,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Number five having to test fight in a high profile
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: murder trial. I think that's fucking awesome.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Is your name Sean Michelson, what's up? I'm gon getting
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: me be such a good chur to winness protection.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Times make a lot, I'd be. I'd be a proud yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: or test. What's testifying is that you've seen.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It, not sitting in the jury deciding if somebody gets fried,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: or that you would be a good jurd. You love
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: judging people. I would be the best have you not
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: got drey duty yet, I've never had. I had it
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: one time and I skipped it and then luckily, you know,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't have it. But so they were just dismissed. Anyways,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I had to go and actually sit through like eight
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: hours of going through it, and I didn't get chosen,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Thank god. I was.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: His mom had to like she was getting sent to
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: like Utah, and she was all excited for like a
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: murder trial, like they're like yeah, but then she had
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Millie at home and Money is younger, and she was
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: like they like asked her like do you have any
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: kids at home?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Say, oh, yeah, are And then like she was kissed
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: because she's like I wanted to go do it so
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: bad and she's like she's like so that was like
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: a like a real national trial, and so she was
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: like a state. She was like, oh no, she's fine,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: trust me, It's okay. And it's like and I was like,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: gotta be so sick. I want to do it, so
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I don't. I would be asleep in that jury stand. No, dude,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: that would be I would live for even if it's
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: like it's just like a theft, it'd be electric. I'd
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: be locked, and you would be the dick that'd be like,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I really stayed away, just listening to the fucking trying
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: to do the jury selections hard enough? Would you be
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: like everyone else is guilty and guilty. Oh yeah, I
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: am the I'm the one. You're the ones that they caused.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Get making sure we can get.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Stretching this thing.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Util Next week I'm being off work free vacation.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I'll be here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Pay you a full thirty dollars a day. I don't care.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: That's more money than you had, but going into it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Number four go on a game show and do the
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: worst in the history of the show.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: That's always good.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: That's always great. Crips. Do I think you don't want
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: any Trump pickles?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: This is so funny.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Four letters alligator, I think the bad will of fortunate one. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: it's not even close. Right in the butt, Yeah, that
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: was crazy. He is a hero. The butt.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Going viral with a on the scene news interview and
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: the totally stupid like turtles. Yeah, fuck riding the pussy. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: that guy is the best.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: His other videos, yeah, he has a four them.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: It's so good. How do they keep finding him and
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: talking to him? He's on because he's seeked it out.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: He's on his mask when is incredible? You want you
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: want to see what I'm really gonna be? Yeah, take.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: And then oh god, uh Number two being in a
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: crowd scene and falling down.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: That's like my nightmare, just collect like in the middle
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: of people and just getting trampled, trampled just but like
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: I'm just like walking up steps.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I just I fly down like three dude, somebody has
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: their phone out at all times, They're gonna be somebody
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: video you're doing that.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, catching a home run ball and giving it
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: to a kid to only find out it was a
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: mile so ball wards some serious cash.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, give it. You catch a ball, give
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: it to a kid. Yea, fu that fou ball.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: You can have it after I take a snapchat for
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: the Fellas home run, I'm sorry, kid, you're a pussy
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: catch for yourself.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: You should have got a bigger goal up.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Let's say that really feeling the opposing team hits.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: It, throw throwing that bitch on a wavelet Yeah I'm
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: not throwing on the field. I'm hitting the apartments across
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: the street.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going for a window. Yeah. Well mostly people bring
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: like you know, I'm keeping the real ball.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: I'm not keeping up. I'm not putting ball back. I
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: got I've got tight pockets. I got a wall, I
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: got chapstick, I got finger clippers, I got phone. A
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: ball doesn't have a room for I want to have
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: three pockets.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I just jack.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: That's why you bring up. You bring immerse, immerse, have
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: the wife home onto it. Yeah. No, I'm not bringing balls.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I've never brought a ball to a game. I don't
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: eve think I bring glove to a game. I probably
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: gloved to the Bananas game.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there I don't care. I can.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: I couldn't do a home run. I would not give
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: a home rent a little kid. Maybe if it was
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: one of my niece and nephews. But if it's a
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: ram kid, I'm gonna like dunk on them.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I've gotten quite a few games. What's the big deal.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: It's a ball.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: It's exhilarating.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I got one of the Rangers game and I gave
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: it to the kid behind me, and he was especially
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: like a lumbering game. It's not that exhilarating, but it is.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: But second, I still like chasing it and getting it
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: before the kid. But then I'll give it to the kid.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I do love scurrying after. Yeah, it is fun to
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: chase fun. That's the best part. And then you get
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: it like, yes, are you at the game of that
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: kid at the lumber games got smoked by the phone.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: I was there, And then they're all hovered around the
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: kid gets smoked by a ball in the player and
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: it's like a winer down the left field line gets smoked.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: They got didn't get smoked a second time. All these
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: people will huddled around them and like, oh my god,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: you're okay. Next pitch fucking everyone's scatered the way kids like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I was drunk and I lost it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I was there, It's the best. I was there when
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: the when the kid got hit too on the top
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: of the head and they tried to take the equist city.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Though that's not the best. That wasn't the best. You
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: were there when a bad boy guy hit in the ankle.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I remember that. Yeah, Marrow Gomez and now backup Catchers.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I tell every every bad boy it's like, my brother
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: is a reason for these fences.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I still wasn't outside of the fence.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: I was a bad boy, Yeah, bad boy, bad boy.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Fucking dad was late coming into the game. Yeah, so
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: you missed the whole thing.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, galvan Ron, I'm in the clubhouse of Jeff Bowden.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: He's never on time to anything.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder where you get it.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: What number are we on? Two? Three three? Having the
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: smelliest ass in the world a tough word to give out. Yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: how do they judge that? Big world's who's the judge
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: for that award?
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I'd rather died and be a judge.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: So remember when you say about a jury, Now you
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: have a panel. Yeah, guilty, smell smell ass. You smell
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: you all you can. That's it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: That's him.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: They even even being nominated as a bummer. Yeah, I
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: know that's not like it's just no good. Then you
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: have the smelliest but you have a wiping problem, sir.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: This crustaceans all over his butt. There are three Joey
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: chestnut eater I'm just gross. Yeah, you're just scarfing down.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I'll beat Franks.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not even like a it's not even a
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: fun eating thing you eat. Well, he does eat other
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: things other than that. Well, but that's all he does.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Is I like the eating confience where they actually have
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: to like it's like they eat like nine hot dogs
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: in like a minute. It's like funny, exuse actually have
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: to eat it in their stomach, like they just had
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: a rack of ribs or like something that like, and
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: they eat nine hot dogs or something. But I can't
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: do the seventy six. But don't get wrong, I'm gonna
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: watch every fourth July.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: It's incredible.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I think I've ever watched it. I mean, he's a
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: I watched a lot of those Man Versus Food where
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: he goes does the eating challenges, and those.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Are fun Chess outs like a top three athlete in
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: the world right here.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: If we do it by championships, which he has, he
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: has lots of them he does. He's competing again this
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: four July, and I will be watching will It's gross
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: and entertaining at the same time. I like also the
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: pregame with that guy who does the introductions.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: He's awesome.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: I just like the whole I like the whole thing.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: It's one hundred and six degrees out, there's stuff and
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: buns and lemonade.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: There's always one guy that pinks all over yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. You ever see a video where Joe Chess
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: trying to break that guy's neck. He ran upon stage
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: and chests out literally try to snap his neck. She's
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: you don't want to like and he still won it
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: like took like two dogs off his time, but he's
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: still He literally checked like, well, I'll pull it up,
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: and it is.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: He tried to rip his neck and hat. It's exactly
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: it was.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: He tried to pop because he's an athlete. He's a
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: freak athlete. That's my three. Uh, I'm gonna go the
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: MILLI Vanilly. Okay, we've already talked about it, but yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: that's or the chick from the C and C Music Factory.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: She also was not singing that. It was another lady
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: that was singing it. Any lip syncing thing. Number two
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: marrying a celebrity and when they're drunk, you get divorced
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: twenty four hours later, but you thought it was true
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: love and they just married you. I think Jessica Simpson
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: had one of those, did she? I think Brittany, I
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: think I think they all kind of did.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Brittany nowadays is no, she's not doing good lot and
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: he's looking her eyes.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: She is. I prefer not to but one's yeah, she
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: is just Jesus literally lost her mind.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: I'd rather her just not be in the news. Yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: it's kind of sad that it's kind of a bar like. Yeah,
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: she had a rough childhood and her rough her famous
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: years even were rough because she just didn't have control
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: over anything.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: And now that she's like trying to gain control, I
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: think it just all came crashing down on her and
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: she's just nuts. Yeah, she needs to living like a
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: little beach town and just fuck off the rest of
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: her life. Yeah, just turn your phone off, don't yep, yep,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that was you, Jazz, Okay, my number two, Rick
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: and Keel.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: You just suck so fucking bad at being a picture
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: David coming outfielder, and then he sucks so fucking much
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: at being an outfielder him, and so like, you're a
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: baseball player, but.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: You like are the definition of the yips, and you're
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: just got the yips pitching so excited to go to.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just try to be a center fielder and
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I strike out more than anything, and I will pussy.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he's a bummer. Fuck I can't stand that.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hated has a scumbag. I heard he steals
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: from the good Will. I don't know if that's true
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: or not.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Believe.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: I believe I heard that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's of trash. Yeah yeah, I already wears jean
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: shorts with tank taps. That's very simple to this. My
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: number two. Uh, just having any leaked sex tape, I
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: can't imagine. So what if like you're you like like
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: you're just Josh he key, I don't want my sex tape. No,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: but your sex tape is with like two of us.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Somebody really Oh you claphound dull leave and you're like,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: oh god, I hope no, wut seese?
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: This maybe a shame if someone see me bang this supermodel.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be sick. Here's Kane Upton. Here's Kate Upton,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: doesn't do it for me? Next, okay, here's Halsey. Yeah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: what can I say? Here's one of your black queens
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: that you whoa listening. We're talking a shotti. But I
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: gotta be honest. He'd be great and for all my
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: friends and be like, oh, yeah, hey I debgged you know, Halsey.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: But the sex tape is gonna be embarrassing.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's me.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: It's really bad with your micro Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Like the bragging rights of yes I did that. You
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: can have two of these.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: But wiener guy, Yeah, then we might. You might make
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: a disease, might get a Z name if you Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: But just just being famous like that's that's the only
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: thing you got famous for was because you had a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: leak sex day. But it works out though, I mean
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: it does. Everybody is a greamy big pop star is
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: a big pop But we didn't we would know the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: name ray J had not been Kim in the day,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know what Kim Kardashian was. Yeah, only I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: only knew that name because of the o J trial.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so she Paris Hill. I mean he looked on
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: some balls. Her last name was Hilton. She got famous.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: The Colchie was Lionel's kid, right, Yeah, so you're famous
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: because of your day. They're all famous for their for
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: their parents famous and then they did a sex tape
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: that got them more famous. I mean, it's the way
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to go. I guess I could wish my dad was
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: famous and I wish have a sex type.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: Lead depends on who if your if your career is
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: gonna be, you got as famous as you once were,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: throw a sex tape out there, bring the career backup.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I am surprised if there's not more celebrity leak like
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: a Brendan Frager sex tape, and it's an awkward looking
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: sex tape. That's just that's is gonna be awkward. It's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: just gonna be just a bummer.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be. I'd be I'll be honest with you.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Like I'm I am what I am. I'm watching it
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: for you. No, I know that. Okay, understand, but you're
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: gonna get shredded in the count exactly. I'd be fighting
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: for my life there. I'd be defending myself. You do
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: like count sections. I was born in it, molded by.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: You. My dad knows I was.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I was in the cous message boards like two thousand
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: and six were adopted by it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: I was bowing me and I was in there fighting
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: for my life over here, and yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Don't you don't need to confirm more tonight.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: But there's also maybe multiple times where somebody else not
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 9: named Sean Nigilson made some comments, Oh yeah, burner accounts,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: and he does what he needs to do and when
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: he needs to do it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: That's just the fire fires going away for a little bit.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Queue up the burner accounts. Yeah, keep it going COVID
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: was a great time. I mean you could just anything people.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I could just I could say one
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: thing and then it's unleash a whole different conversation. It's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: a blast. Ye number one, you're like part energy vampire.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you've never seen the show what we
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: do the Shadows. But there's a guy on there and
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: his whole thing is just to enrage people.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I don't want to rage, I just want to it's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: hilarious to me.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I mean.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: He gets it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: He gets his strength from just fucking with people.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: It's just funny just.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Because there's people. Because you think those people, you say something, and.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: There was a there's an old woman bitching about the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: price of toilet paper during COVID on at jewel Osco,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: saying they were up charging whatever.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I don't keep up with the prices of toilet paper
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: at jewel Osco. No, don't buy her ship paper from
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: her grocery store.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: That's her problem.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: But anyway, she is asked, anybody knows the GM to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: jewel Osco GM, and like she was looking for the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: store manager, the regio manager all this stuff, and so
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: I got on there and I said, yes, I actually
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: know her person spoke him last week.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: His name is Michael Jones. His numbers two eight, one, three,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: three to zero eight.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: And then it did it did great on the scan
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: pape people I had, like eighty line did great. And
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: then yeah, I I assume she called Michael Jones. But
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: she was an elderly elderly but she was middle aged woman,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: so she has no idea about like, yeah, about the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: thug Mike Jones.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Mike Jones. What happens if you call that number, it's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: a recording, This is Mike Jones. Yeah, I think so
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: last time, I did, I think last year.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: We'll call it afterwards, we'll see what doing so good?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: But yeah, there's a lot of that stuff. Just just
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: have a good time, little bait and switch.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Does the Burgener account also like just make everything political?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like no matter what the argument is, it's
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: both sides. Yeah. Trump wouldn't do that.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah anything, I was. He's a.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: He worked at Nastie Crean for thirty years, only got
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: it raised twice. Why the hell is the school teachers
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: be getting raised willy nilly like this? And then but
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: he sits on the fence. Whatever way it's going, he's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: going there.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I liked his profile picture and every old man picture
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: on Facebook taken from the belly button. Anyway, we can't go,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: you know, reveal myself. We won't say his name.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: We will never say his name.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I have a couple of hon'tro mention real quick, being
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: the Internet's face of racism or cruelty. Yeah, that's good.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: And being known for exploitation of your children or every
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: TikTok mountain m hm. Being in over your head for
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: a job that you are willfully unqualified form.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I had no honorables.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Number one is a real thing, being known for driving
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: while drunk and then smoking a kid on a highway
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: and then driving away and getting away with it.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Oh is that the yeah?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And if he's listening, which he's out of jail,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: who knows what he has access to everything?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Hopefully not keys.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: No, here's a fun fact, and I don't care if
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: he listens to this. I him.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: Our daughters are on the same softball team, abby, No.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: One of our other coaches couldn't make it, so he's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: I was running late, obviously, Go figure, and I show
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: up Abby, He's like, oh, he look at our coach,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: you know, assistant coach for the day, and it's him,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: and he introd him, tells me and he shook my hand.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: I just felt awfulness come over me. Kind of makes
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: you want to be like, hey, kill anybody that, Hey,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: who drove you here?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: You? Yeah, I would have said something.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: It took everything in my power, but it's that'd be
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: that would kill me. If I know you from somewhere.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Oh god, So do I know you from somewhere?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Have I seeing you on TV? Have even a Highway
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: seventy eight recently? No? I know your face? Yeah? Sorry, Sean,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: lets me back up.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: All right, Well this is.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: A real one, and this is for sure everybody's number one.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: This guy is famous, household name, okay, and it says
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: he has the worst two ways to be famous.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: He's famous for two things.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me see, I'm probably wrong say it. No,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying my gun's out, Elon Musk, No.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I got nothing, Jared Fogel, Oh you were a fat,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: discussing pile of garbage. Your pants were the size of
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: a parachute.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: You had a pool tart for pants.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: And then famous for that and then oh, yeah, I'm
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: just gonna have some sandwiches and I'm skinny, and then
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: you're like and then you're like, oh, just kidding, pedophile.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah boom, I hit the pedophile button.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not great, not great.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: So I tried to pick us up, but it's hard
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: to pick up when you have a disgusting, fat soul.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: For I'll pick us back up. Is he still he isn't?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd love he's stopped beating, so yeah,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: he can't get up in prison. I think he went
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: really skinny then he got husky's eating something else in prison.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jared, he's in the jail.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: He's still like he is like eligible in like two years.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty nine.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: That's nuts, kind of amazing. Always killed him a person,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: to be honest, he's got to be Yeah, protective. He
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: is scheduled. No, he's scheduled for just straight up release
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty nine. Whoa he is? That'd be his
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: fifteenth years in jail. I's been that long since that happened.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: That just seems like yesterday. Wow, it does time fires when.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, my number one is uh being on that
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: sub that imploded.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Anybody.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the title, that's just what squashed him all.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: So for a numbers one, we went vehicular manslaughter on
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: a rural Carroll County highway, fat pedophile that loves terrible sandwiches,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: and then a combustible sub underwater.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Full of billionaires full billionaires in the top ten podcast.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: That's awful.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: That's that's it for that's I mean, that's a yeah pretty,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: that's a sound number one from Yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: That identified. That's a good identifying mark.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: That's not how you want to become famous. Of those,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: none of those maybe not good.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: He's gonna get me again. They're going to get me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Oh Gerard, Oh that fogal. That's fun. When it's hard
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: to think of stuff.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: For a while, it was I had to like real weird.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: I had to shut my brain off. That's how I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: got Dewey decimal system.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I had to do two of them right before we
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: came out because I only had a Dewey decimal. So
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: that's a sound.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: I just liked that as his brain, so I just
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: was thinking random stuff. I just gotta get to that
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: actually digging that weird part of the brain.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: It's like the dark party.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: You don't want to go to just like, well, that
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: Kennedy girl, she hasn't had that weird part of her
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: brain anymore.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: But she gave that to you.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I took it. I ingested it.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Seriously. Okay, So that was probably what the forties that
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: happened to her, maybe early fifties sister, right and still
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: doing the bottomies back then. It might have been. Yeah,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: well Holed was JFK when he got shot. That was
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: sixty three, so that would have been forties. Probably twenty
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: years before that. Yeah, he was a younger president, So
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: we're talking probably in the I think she was seventeen
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: She was like six.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: No, no, because there's pictures of her when she's a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: teenager where she is like and then like that's like
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: the famous photo of hers, like her as a teenager
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: where she's like has a bright smile, and then the
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: next picture is like she looks like a yeah, drilling pilot,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: you know, a sot off human. So we're thinking the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: bottomy is would be the way to solve that. Not
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: more than sixty years ago. Yeah, we've come a long way.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Really cool, like eighty years, well fifty, he was ladies
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: orf forties or fifties we're talking eighty yeah, yeah, still
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: that's not eighteen hundreds.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, it's insane, like.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: We were driving cars around and stuff. The medicine and
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: the eighteen hundreds. By the way, what a time to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: be alive, right, because it wouldn't been.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Only see five what what nineteen eighteen twousand and five
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: and she had half her brain sodden half?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Are you good for her? I mean, I mean, wow,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not any money, That's what it is. Yeah, twenty three.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Years old and had a little wow, had a botomy
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: left her permanently incapab.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Unable to speak.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: That's a shitty way to live though, for ninety years.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I just want to die. I don't want to live
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: through that. She lived.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: She was in a rest of her life being cared
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: for an institution Jefferson, Wisconsin, of.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: All the places in the world to put her content
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: from Cape Cod in the beautiful Massachusetts Bay with the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: full brain to get sawed off like the rest of
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the Wisconsin nights up there.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like fish. That's yeah, she's us getting around
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: drunks and people half brains.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: So that's what you're welcome, Brent. It's a state motto,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: welcome to Wisconsin, where our towns are hard to pronounce
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: and people are real stupid. Yeah, all right, moving on
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: to our march madness. We are that we are in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: the champions Yeah, many madness. Sound Beatles versus Metallica. Who
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: do we think one? I'm gonna think the Beatles one. Josh,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: you're shocking the correct not a fair matchup for Metallica.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: The Beatles take it. The Beatles tank the whole thing. Yep,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: no surprise there so because I think that would have
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: been the odds on favorite there minus four hundred for sure.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Because of that, we next week unfortunately, Oh yeah, next
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: week we're doing top ten Beatles songs. Whether you're the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: best or the favorite, whatever you want, Yeah, whatever you want,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: good or least favorite, I don't care what, you know what.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: It's gonna make me listen to the Beatles a little
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: bitause I haven't listened to him in a while. I'll
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: get my like top three. I know my number one already,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: but that's the Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: I'll have to speak in to their their give me records,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: no records.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I have three. I have White Album, Sergeant Peppers and Revolver.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: I probably will, but it's just I never needed to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: have them Sergeant Peppers. Yeah, it's a good record. Not
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: my favorite. White album is my favorite favorite. Oh when
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: I have we have Rubber Soul. I forgot about that one.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't go. I don't mean if I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: get them, they're fine. I like the White album that's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: probably my favorite.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna listen to this. I'm not going
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: to have it.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I did find let it be at Salvation Army one
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: time record, which was that was a good find.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Two bucks for that. That'll play way to go?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, all right, So get us lists. Yep.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: I finally don't have to put up show on the
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: SEC is coming after you.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Yep, as they should.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Sean good to have you back.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe a little more often. See what I can do
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: ship together, see if the internet lets them? Yeah all right, yes,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: get us lists like subscribe, do all that, don't keep
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: your kids a little botomy, and don't don't take any
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: subs to the Titanic subway on a sub put Jared
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Fogel on that sub Yeah that's what we should.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: They really should.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Try out, like you know, yeah, okay, thanks, thanks for listening.