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Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna on Halloween and Nipples · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: if the Juicy Scoopers deserve the treat that's happening right now.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: I have not only your favorite girl, Sarah Colonna, but
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  Speaker 4: your favorite guy, Chris Frangiola, together.
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: America's been clamoring for this.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to fall.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: It's November and I have the two best people on
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  Speaker 4: the Juicy Scoop. And I really, people were loving Chris's
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  Speaker 4: weekend content on his stories.
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  Speaker 6: Halloween parties.
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  Speaker 4: And they were like, is there any way Chris could
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  Speaker 4: come and talk about his Halloween? And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I have Sarah. Let me see if she is a green.
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  Speaker 4: So I said, Sarah, I hope you don't mind. I'm
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  Speaker 4: having this guy, Chris Frangelo from Chelsea Lately.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know who he is?
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  Speaker 5: She had to send me a photo of you so
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  Speaker 5: I could remember which one. On the panel?
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  Speaker 6: I was on the panel a few times.
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  Speaker 4: And she goes, wait, I kind of remember which one
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  Speaker 4: is that. I go, he had the blue eyes and
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  Speaker 4: the bandana. And she's like, okay, I'm all right to
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  Speaker 4: share the stage.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: A very generous performer. Always been a very generous performer.
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  Speaker 6: Very generous performer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so Chris, your costume. We went to a Halloween party,
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  Speaker 4: like a couple's party on Friday night. And so genius,
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  Speaker 4: you are the guy from the original Jaws.
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  Speaker 6: Quint, yeah. Robert Shaw.
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  Speaker 4: How you look like him. The outfit is perfect. he
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  Speaker 4: was kind of a redhead and in your, this is
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  Speaker 4: a black and white photo I have here, but you
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  Speaker 4: had like a red, like, did you go to like
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  Speaker 4: a good makeup supply store to get this facial hair?
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  Speaker 6: No, I went to like a regular, you know, Halloween store,
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  Speaker 6: but I had- And you found the perfect color? Found
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  Speaker 6: the perfect color. I had grew it in my own
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  Speaker 6: and then I just colored it, you know, so it
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  Speaker 6: worked out.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was absolutely- How did you think of this? Well,
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  Speaker 6: because I went to a Broadway show a few weeks
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  Speaker 6: ago called The Shark is Broken about the making of Jaws.
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  Speaker 6: And while I was watching the show, I said, oh,
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  Speaker 6: we could, my wife will be a shark and I'll be,
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  Speaker 6: my wife wanted a couple's costume.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But wait, I do want to talk about, because, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I know, you know, Liz is an executive in entertainment.
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  Speaker 4: She's not a performer.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: But.
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  Speaker 4: Like, she was fine with not being something cute?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 6: It was a.
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  Speaker 4: Was she a hot shark?
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  Speaker 5: Slutty shark?
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  Speaker 6: Almost ended.
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  Speaker 5: There she is.
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  Speaker 6: There she is.
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  Speaker 4: She went as a full, like, costume shark, completely covered.
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  Speaker 6: Covered.
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  Speaker 5: In an outfit, like, you just... order that and then
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  Speaker 5: at this party.
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  Speaker 6: That's my dream, by the way. In the end, it
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  Speaker 6: was her dream as well. Because she's comfy. She goes,
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  Speaker 6: I was warm. I was comfy.
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  Speaker 4: No makeup, no corset, no slut heels.
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  Speaker 6: Everything about it was perfect. I didn't think it would be,
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  Speaker 6: but by the end of the party, this was the
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  Speaker 6: greatest costume I could have worn.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of notice more people are doing like the
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  Speaker 4: funny big things and they do look like they're happier.
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  Speaker 6: At the- Warm.
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  Speaker 5: Because you get, yeah, you forget that it chills off
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  Speaker 5: at night.
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  Speaker 8: I remember when I was bartending and I always used
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  Speaker 8: to dress up for Halloween and I'd put on like big,
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  Speaker 8: heels and then I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
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  Speaker 5: By the end of my shift, I'm like.
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  Speaker 8: Dying and I'm cold and I got like ripped tights.
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  Speaker 8: I look like I've really been through it.
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  Speaker 5: It could have just been like a banana or something.
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  Speaker 5: Completely comfortable.
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  Speaker 6: So anyway, that was it. She was apprehensive about being
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  Speaker 6: the shark, but then we had a day to go
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  Speaker 6: and I said, well, I'll do something else. She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: just forget it.
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  Speaker 5: Just she's beaten down by you. Anyway, but.
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  Speaker 4: I remember one time going to like, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: big Hidden Hills Halloween party back when I was invited
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  Speaker 4: to things. And it was with the two kids, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and we're all going to trick or treat. And I
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  Speaker 4: see a mom with her kids and she is like
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  Speaker 4: Winnie the Pooh or something with a big fat stomach
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  Speaker 4: and ass. And, you know, I mean, while sexy vampire corset,
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  Speaker 4: you know, tits out, wig with my kids, thigh high boots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I go, oh, you know, and then I was like,
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  Speaker 4: would you guys rather me be that, you know? And
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  Speaker 4: then I don't think I listened to the answer. I
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  Speaker 4: was fixing my tits, but like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean, I didn't see, you know, come to
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  Speaker 6: think of it, I didn't see any sexy last night,
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  Speaker 6: you know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so this is amazing.
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  Speaker 4: You hit the photo. And you show this in your story,
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  Speaker 4: so I was dying. And you go, the party is
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  Speaker 4: sold out because Joe Coy is here. And this guy,
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  Speaker 4: what is Joe Coy?
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  Speaker 5: Tell me about this guy.
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  Speaker 6: His name is Ferdy. He's a nice guy. And his
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  Speaker 6: costume was Joe Coy. And I literally thought he was
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  Speaker 6: Joe Coy the first 15 minutes of the party. I
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  Speaker 6: saw him from afar. Yeah. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: Joe Coy is here. Like- And sure enough, he's a
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  Speaker 6: Filipino guy and he was wearing the exact outfit.
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  Speaker 4: The exact outfit, exact glasses.
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  Speaker 5: It's really good.
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  Speaker 4: And he walked around holding a mic, right?
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  Speaker 6: Got a microphone and yeah. Amazing. It was dead on,
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  Speaker 6: Joe Coy. But I don't think either, nobody at the
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  Speaker 6: party knew who either one of us were. Nobody knew
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  Speaker 6: who Joe Coy was. and nobody knew who Quint from
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  Speaker 6: Jaws was. People were like, are you guys Shark Week?
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, we're Shark Week.
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  Speaker 5: Three days before, I was in the- I mean, the
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  Speaker 5: movie did come out in 1976. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, and your wife is a tad younger than yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: And this was her friends.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly, I know.
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  Speaker 5: So it was a millennial type party.
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  Speaker 6: Well, had they known that I was in my yard,
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  Speaker 6: dirtying up that hat for three days with dirt from
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  Speaker 6: the garden, just trying to make it look that authentic. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: my God.
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  Speaker 4: You've been out at the sea.
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  Speaker 5: In Amityville, a beach town, right? Right.
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  Speaker 4: I loved every second of it. Here you are at
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  Speaker 4: the party having fun.
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  Speaker 5: There's Liz.
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  Speaker 4: Did she have to hunch over like that the whole time?
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  Speaker 5: It seems like she kind of did.
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  Speaker 6: I think she was like four drinks in at that
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  Speaker 6: point and was like really playing the part.
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  Speaker 5: Do I have to get a massage after you wear
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  Speaker 5: that costume? Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: So Peter and I went as Taylor and Travis. And
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  Speaker 4: when I told you that's what we were going to
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  Speaker 4: be last time you were here, you were like, you
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  Speaker 4: and everybody else.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I saw it to a thousand.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was a completely unoriginal idea.
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  Speaker 6: However- Yours is a particularly good tailor.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I went to a wig shop on Ventura in
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  Speaker 4: Tarzana that I got that wig for $ 65 and it
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  Speaker 4: was an excellent wig.
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  Speaker 5: Like it looked great. Yeah, that's really great. Felt really good.
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  Speaker 5: I was like shocked.
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  Speaker 4: So then I just wore like an outfit that I'd
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  Speaker 4: seen her sort of wearing when she like went to
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  Speaker 4: a game, like being kind of cute.
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  Speaker 5: So I didn't wear all the.
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  Speaker 4: And then of course, Peter, who has completely white hair,
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  Speaker 4: I got that L'Oreal spray that I use when my
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  Speaker 4: gray roots come out and I just sprayed the shit
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  Speaker 4: out of his hair.
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  Speaker 5: We went through a can and a half.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And....
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  Speaker 4: And then I bought him a mustache, but it, like,
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  Speaker 4: fell off.
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  Speaker 5: So I had to draw it with my eyebrow pencil.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, so when I posted it, I really thought, who
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  Speaker 4: isn't going to be this couple? But I think because
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  Speaker 4: it was Friday night, I got a lot of love.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: People were like, oh my God, this is amazing, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 4: So then we go to this party out in Westlake,
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  Speaker 4: some friends that we know. And it was a very
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  Speaker 4: nice party, but it was like a casual couple's backyard shebang.
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  Speaker 5: You know, nothing outrageous.
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  Speaker 4: Right. And so I was like, okay, it's the St.
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  Speaker 5: Mel's Carnival.
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  Speaker 4: And- Most people don't dress up at that, but I go,
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  Speaker 4: but I kind of feel like these outfits just need
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  Speaker 4: one more shebang. So we stopped by and it's kind
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  Speaker 4: of about closing. Now I'm not at the school anymore.
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  Speaker 4: The Halloween carnival has completely improved since the millennial parents
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  Speaker 4: have taken over.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: In my day, we used to have to cook the food.
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  Speaker 4: Now they have food trucks.
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  Speaker 5: Why not? Why the fuck not?
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  Speaker 4: Then we used to have to run these dumb games
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  Speaker 4: for the classrooms. They got rid of that shit. They're like, no,
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  Speaker 4: no one has to do ours. They just have the
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  Speaker 4: rides and then a giant bar in which they created
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  Speaker 4: like a Miami lounge scene. They brought in extra furniture.
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  Speaker 4: You could reserve a cabana in front of the band.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, who's watching the kids?
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  Speaker 4: They're like, we don't care. I was like this, why
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  Speaker 4: wasn't this around when I was there? So we walked
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  Speaker 4: around and we did get some love as them.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 5: It's good. Well, John and I also went as a
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  Speaker 5: famous football player. Comedian?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, did you go as the famous John Ryan and Sarah?
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  Speaker 4: And Sarah Colonna.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-huh, yeah. And it was a little more unique because
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  Speaker 5: nobody else did that.
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  Speaker 4: And then also if they wrote about you, you know
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  Speaker 4: how like they always, as they write an article, then
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  Speaker 4: they keep putting like a credit that like no one
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  Speaker 4: remembers where they'll be like, you know, like if they,
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  Speaker 4: you know, but not remembered, but they would also say,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and handbag designer. Yeah. Sarah Colonna.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: And then, you know, first they would say comedian, but
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  Speaker 4: like the fourth paragraph, they're like, and the handbag designer
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  Speaker 4: of Clutch Women also wore comfortable tennis shoes, like she
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  Speaker 4: likes to wear, like, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. So anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Did you and John actually go and do anything?
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  Speaker 5: No, we stayed home and handed out candy. And then
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  Speaker 5: on the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: No, but like on the weekend.
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  Speaker 8: No, it was my dad's memorial service. So I dressed
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  Speaker 8: up as a grieving daughter.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So thanks, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Hope you had fun at your fucking parties. Sorry. It's sad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I know. It was wonderful. So it was a
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  Speaker 5: beautiful service.
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  Speaker 6: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 7: Good.
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  Speaker 6: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: I just like to come in and bring it down
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  Speaker 5: a little bit. And also the day after Halloween.
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  Speaker 6: On a very special episode.
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  Speaker 4: The day after Halloween in the Catholic religion is All
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  Speaker 4: Saints Day.
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  Speaker 6: Day of the Dead or something, right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's like the Mexican thing. Well, I guess Catholic,
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  Speaker 4: Mexican or Catholic. It would be All Saints Day and
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  Speaker 4: we would like go to church for it.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But it all worked out.
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  Speaker 6: Go to church for what?
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  Speaker 4: To pray for the people in our lives that have died.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And it happened to be after Halloween.
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  Speaker 6: The next 30 seconds, I'm going to be quiet and
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  Speaker 6: praying for Sarah's dad.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Nice guy. Met him many times. Yes. Talked to him
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  Speaker 6: one time in a pool for hours. You ever talk
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  Speaker 6: to a 70-year-old man with no shirt on for four hours?
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  Speaker 4: I just remember Sarah had told me that he was
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  Speaker 4: kind of the ladies' man after her parents got divorced.
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  Speaker 4: And then we go in to do a show, and
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  Speaker 4: that's the first time I met him. And I talked
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  Speaker 4: to him, and I said, now I get it. And
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  Speaker 4: she's like, stop talking. Because I thought he was pretty charming.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he got married a few times.
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  Speaker 8: My stepmom, who he was married to for 27 years,
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  Speaker 8: was The love of his, you know, they found each
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  Speaker 8: other later, but he went through a few, so many
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  Speaker 8: that when she was filling out his paperwork for the VA.
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  Speaker 5: She called me and she said they only gave me
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  Speaker 5: two forms to fill out his XY as I had
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  Speaker 5: to print off a couple extra forms.
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  Speaker 6: That's funny. Well, rest in peace. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Very much rest in peace.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So then, of course, my original idea was stolen by
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  Speaker 4: the most unoriginal couple, Kelly Ripa and her husband, Mark Consuelos.
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  Speaker 4: And I will give it to them because they're both
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  Speaker 4: actors and because they're so cute. They really do commit
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  Speaker 4: to Halloween and so do all the morning show people.
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  Speaker 6: Which I find funny because I mean, as far as
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  Speaker 6: like the Today Show, these guys were funny. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: cause their shows a little bit more, but like the
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  Speaker 6: news couldn't be worse right now. And if there's one
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  Speaker 6: year they could have taken off from being, you know,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, Taylor Swift or Pink or whatever dumb
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  Speaker 6: shit they were doing. Like this is the year they
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  Speaker 6: could have been like, let's not this year. But they're like,
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  Speaker 6: screw it. This is the one year there's no news.
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  Speaker 6: We're just going to be wacky.
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  Speaker 5: Like when they have to deliver news in that outfit.
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  Speaker 5: I know. It's like when you go do morning.
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  Speaker 8: Radio when you're in a, you know, like when we're
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  Speaker 8: doing clubs or something. And I remember one time I
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  Speaker 8: had to do morning radio and it was literally like
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  Speaker 8: a terrible bus crash the night before. and they talked
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  Speaker 8: about it, and then they go, next we have comedian
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  Speaker 8: Sarah Colonna.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, what?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have to come in today.
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  Speaker 6: I was watching a Today Show, I'm like, is that
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  Speaker 6: Willie Nelson talking about the Gaza Strip? They're like, no,
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  Speaker 6: that's Hoda Kotb dressed like Willie Nelson.
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  Speaker 4: No, and one of the guys who's like the meteorologist guy,
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  Speaker 4: he went as pink.
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  Speaker 6: Pink, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And like full G-string.
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  Speaker 6: It was Dylan Dreyer.
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  Speaker 5: Dancing around, his ass looked amazing.
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  Speaker 6: But that was a woman.
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  Speaker 5: No, that isn't.
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  Speaker 6: It's Dylan Dreyer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, I thought it was a man dressed as
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  Speaker 4: a woman, and I thought that man has the best ass,
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  Speaker 4: but it's a woman's ass.
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  Speaker 6: God, I think it was Dylan Dreyer as Pink.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea what either of you are talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I guess because I saw the name Dylan, and I
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  Speaker 4: thought Dylan's a man's name.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's a woman.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, hey, doesn't matter. Everyone's fluid. Okay. Anyway, okay, so then, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then, of course, he talked about it, Travis Scott, Kelsey
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: said how he loved everyone. And then someone wrote, Kelly
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  Speaker 4: and Mark ate this. I want to talk about this
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: new way the kids are talking.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: She ate.
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: Is that good or bad?
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: It means you killed it.
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, it does?
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like when somebody's all dressed up, looking
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: amazing in a costume, or they're going out to an event,
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, you know, Lisa Rinna ate. You know, like,
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: it's like this way of saying she just... But I
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: think it's such a weird thing in the world of like...
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: body dysmorphia, ozempic, eating disorders, to use this as like
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: she ate. I think it's such a weird expression.
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: I didn't know about it yet because I guess I'm old.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: But if someone wrote on my... Instagram and said, girl,
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: you ate.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, no, I didn't. I was just walking around.
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: No food in my hands. Like, what?
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, Heather ate before she put on this outfit.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, yeah, I fucking, what, you can see
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: my pooch? Like, I don't, I do not get this expression.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: I will never pick up.
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: Sorry. Don't like this one at all. I didn't even
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: know about it until just now.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Anyway, he didn't mention us, dick.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, then of course, Heidi Klum, she was the one
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: that started this insane week long, multiple costumes, everybody going
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: crazy for Halloween. I mean, 10 years ago, 15 years ago,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: she went as a peacock. So she had everybody else
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: dress as the part behind her as the peacock.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Did you watch the red carpet performance?
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, they were throwing her up in the air and stuff?
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: Well, no. They all came out separately. So there's a
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: bunch of paparazzi waiting for her grand entrance. Because every
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: year it's something new. She loves Halloween. And they got it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: Last year it was a worm and everybody. Oh, that's right.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: They're going to pretend they're freaking out. The paparazzi are
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: freaking out. Anyway, so they're all coming one at a time.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: They're all Cirque du Soleil performers. There's 11 of them.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: And they're coming one at a time, like rolling in.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know if the paparazzi don't want to waste
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: their film because they're like, wait, is that her? No,
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: that's not her. And then another one comes rolling in.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: That's not her either.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Until they all place themselves to be behind and be
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: part of the feathers.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: And then she comes.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Out and they lift her up. And then it's the
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: big reveal. So they lift her up in their feathers. Yes.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: But I don't think people knew it was a big,
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: because they've been waiting 15 minutes, like, all right, what's
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: going to happen? And then all you hear in the
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: video I watch is some guy screaming, put your phone down.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: I can't see. Put your phone.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: The mean paparazzi guy?
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the mean paparazzi people.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Over here. Could you look over?
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: You just hear them screaming.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: First of all, unless she has a deal with Peacock
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: to say, I have an overall deal with Peacock for
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: reality shows, a competition show, whatever. Like, she works, her
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: show is on ABC.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: No, her show's on NBC.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, then perfect that she is a peacock. Okay, I'm
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: okay with this then.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: But wasn't this thing, didn't she do a thing on Amazon,
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: like Amazon Live or something for this?
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know. I know that America's got talents
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: on NBC, but... I don't know if there's a correlation.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Between- And then does she go around and just go
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: up to the bar and talk to people with her
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: peacock outfit and everyone has to follow her.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Around when she has a drink?
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Do you really continue the party after the red carter?
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: It would be so annoying every time you walk. You're like, no, guys,
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: we don't have to do this all night, okay? You
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: can go beat the rest.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Of the peacock. But what about her poor husband? Is
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: he her poor husband? He was an egg.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: He was an egg.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Look at this poor guy.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: He had to be a peacock egg, so she shit
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: him out. She dropped an egg. Are you sure this
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: is the husband?
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: This guy was probably, I swear to, I'm not kidding you,
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: that's the husband.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Where's his legs? Oh, is he sitting? I don't know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Is it on wheels? What's happening?
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know. All I know is this.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Guy was probably like- Did anyone like warn him about
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: it before marrying her?
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Like just so you know.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: His friends are probably like, you get to have sex
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: with Heidi Klum. He's like, it's great. Being married to
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: Heidi Klum is great. She's rich. 362 days a year.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Yes, 360.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: And then there's.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Three days where I got to be an egg and
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: there's nine Cirque du Soleil performers in my kitchen.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, this easily could have been your wife, by
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: the way.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Could have easily made her.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: If they ever break up. This guy is never going
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: to celebrate Halloween again. He is going to always associate
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Halloween with his ex-wife. Now, I don't want them to
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: break up. I'm just saying if something was to happen,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: I doubt this guy would continue enjoying Halloween.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: You know who's the happiest guy on Halloween every year? Seal.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: He used to have to do it too.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know. As I'm saying, now he doesn't. So
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: he's probably like, thank God I don't got to be
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: the egg anymore.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming this big party that she has has something
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: to do with charity, yes?
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yes. I don't know.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: It's not such an ostentatious thing because maybe money goes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe if you buy a ticket, half the money goes.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: To probably something.
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: I know she does a big thing every year, but yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: it probably goes to that. But yeah, Seal probably woke up,
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: looked at that photo, and just started texting it to
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: all his friends.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Look at this asshole. Thank God.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Totally. Yeah, right, right, right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Another year I was saved. Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy. Which we, you know, who even
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: knows if that's Ozzy. But he went as Kanye and
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: she went as the new wife wearing nylons and a
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: big purple pillow.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good. It is pretty good.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: It is good. It's a good, I mean, you have
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: to kind of keep Ozzy.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: It's very clever, yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: But that one is one that you definitely get cold in.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: You'd say, why couldn't we have gone as? Why couldn't
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: I have gone as Kanye or something?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Right. Well, a lot of people do things to make
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: it easy for the man. I think Travis Kelce outfit
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: is easy. I think a Kanye thing is easy. What
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: was the other one? Oh, Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: A lot of people went as that. So if you
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: were the cute girl, you wore the red little dress
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: because recently she had an event and he was in
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: his sweats. Yes. So you make it easy for your boyfriend.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: That's the thing.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: You don't put him in a fucking egg. You let
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: him wear Justin Bieber sweats or a Travis Kelsey jersey
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: to go to the party. Then these girls went as
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: store workers and Page Six took someone's tweet about it
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: and said, I wish I had enough money to cosplay
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: as a retail worker. So fun being in the working class.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Just relax.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: It's just Halloween, people.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like people are so weird.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: I feel like those girls ate that costume.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: They ate it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: They ate that costume while they're standing in front of Kenny.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: They ate the Kenny.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, then Kim, of course, does a million outfits. And
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: she and North were the two girls from Clueless, which
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I thought was super cute.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: That is a good one, actually.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: And then she went with Chloe and these two Canadian girls.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: I forgot their names. They used to have a show.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: They went as Bratz Dolls.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: And she's in a little trouble because they believe that
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: she's darkened her skin.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: To look like the brat doll that was.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: And now she's been trouble for darkening.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Her skin a little too much.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: They showed the photo of them and it is like
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: an iconic photo of the four dolls that they were being.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: And I do believe Kim's was probably not white.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, anyways, yeah. So she's, you can't do that.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: But I do think it's smart because everybody's Barbie. I'm
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: sure Bratz dolls are coming. And I've always said the
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: reason why everybody like around 35 looks the same with
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: the big lips and stuff is because they grew up
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: with the Bratz dolls.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: With the big lips. And yeah, now that makeup, that
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: makeup wasn't in at the time.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: And now that's what everyone's face looks like is a
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Bratz doll.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Are they still hot, Bratz dolls?
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: No, because people don't like them because they're too attractive
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: for their kids to play with. Yeah, they're sluts.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: They were sluts, right?
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: They came with no underwear so they could get into
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: the club for free.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: They really did. I remember them.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: They were brats.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: They were bratty sluts, yeah. Megan Fox got in trouble
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: because she went as a character from.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: You weren't allowed to go as characters because of the
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: SAG strike.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: You were not allowed to.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Be characters in the movies.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: But everybody did. No one cared.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: But she tagged.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: SAG after us. Oh, so she did it to say, like,
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: F you?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so technically you're in trouble now.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: I know. Yeah, I'm in trouble. SAG hasn't called me
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: in 15 years.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Who is that? I don't know that character. I'm dumb.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: She's in Kill Bill or something.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. I don't remember.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: And then my daughter, Mackenzie, went as her character in
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Jennifer's Body.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: And she, like, made her dress and everything.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's cool.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: But Mackenzie's not a member of SAG, so I guess
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: it's okay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: Well, I know that you weren't supposed to do that.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: And obviously, mostly they were asking, you know, actors not to, obviously.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: But- What happens? Is she going to get fined? What happens?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: No, just some people gave her shit online.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. She's going to get a stern phone call.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: But she wanted shit because she tagged him because she
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: was like, fuck you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Frank Drescher is going to call her.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: And then I love it when people pick stuff that's
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: so obscure. So when Mackenzie, she's a young girl, my daughter,
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: she went to a party and she said a lot
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: of people didn't know who she was. A lot of
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: people didn't know Jennifer's body. I'm like, well, it's kind
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: of a cult classic. Didn't it come out like 15
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: years ago?
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Obscure.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: So same with this.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: This is Kendall and Kylie went as, I don't even
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: know who these people are. It was Drew Barrymore and
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: somebody else. And it was just, again, from some movie
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: that I don't know.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, hmm. But they have to, I mean,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: they have, God, you imagine people working for them and
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: how much work they have to do. Oh, you're right.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: It was a Batman movie.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Like one of them. And these were the two girls,
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Drew and this other girl.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Were in it. I believe it was the George Clooney
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Batman movie that was a real hit.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: for it?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Donna's connections with? they have more
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: You have to put me in touch what's it called.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: It's dune ideal where dune ideal there's an accent on
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: the e do you mean yes i got it on
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: done deal cars.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Lift please you're going past oh kimmage.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: No done deal cars you couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: filed against me.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: what would you do if it was given back?
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: home dad.
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: What happens next?
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: When I came in, he started crying.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: happens next.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: I just want to say since everyone's having fun with
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: their Halloween costumes and I didn't do one.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: We got it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Your dad died.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: I am next week. I am going to a Mrs.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: Roper's bar crawl where everyone dresses up. Like they wear
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: caftans and they do a bar crawl.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Where's this?
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: In the valley. But why do you? Right down my street. Wait,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: why can't you be Suzanne Somers?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: I am and I'm going to straighten my hair and
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: wear a jumpsuit.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: And do the pigtails? And do the pigtails. What is
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: this fun thing? It's called Mrs. Roper's Bar Crawl. When
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: is it?
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: It's Saturday the 11th. And so that's, I'm going to
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: go as Chrissy as a tribute to. One time I
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: did go as Chrissy when I was bartending. And this
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: was really, well, at Formosa years ago. And the busboy
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: that worked there, he goes, oh, I like your costume,
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: Rod Stewart.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: And I said, no, I'm Chrissy from Three's Company. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: he goes, well, you look like Rod Stewart. Oh, my God.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Wow. You know what?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I did look a little bit like Rod Stewart.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to really try to look more like Chrissy.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: You're going to straighten the pigtails. I'm going to straighten
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: the hair, I think. It's going to be a lot
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: of work, but I'm going to try. Also, I mean,
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: if you want, I mean, you could wear the nylons.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: You've got to wear the socks.
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: I was thinking of just getting like a jean jumpsuit
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: so that I can be comfortable.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, but I could do tennis shoes if I do
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: the socks.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: You could do tennis shoes, socks, and like those little shorts.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: With a stripe down the side.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: So you could dress like any character.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: From the first company. Yeah, John's going to go, I think,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: as Mr. Furley.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Or Mr.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Roper.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I think he's just going to put on a robe.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: And yeah, you want to come? You guys can come.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I think Chris should be the guy that was always
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: at the Regal Beagle with the dark hair that was
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: like the friend.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah. What was his name?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Larry. Larry. Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah. He was like the little thari, like sexy, always
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: look at the women.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Probably wear the gold chain. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be good.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I remember reading one time in the TV Guide years
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: ago when Three's Company was a big hit. I was
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: a kid reading. For the reason I'm in Los Angeles now,
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: I read that he made $ 25, 000 an episode, that actor.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: And I was like- The Regal Beagle guy.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I was like, wait a minute. That's how much money- Larry. Larry.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: And I said, that's how much money you make?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: And you're not even the lead.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Like $ 25, 000. What? And I was like, I'm going
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: to Hollywood.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: And look at you now. You're sitting next to Chrissy Snow.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: That was amazing.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: It all works out full circle.
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: This is Chrishell from Selling Sunset with her girlfriend, G Flip.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: And she went as a man, a shirtless man.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: She got one of.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Those chest plates.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: I did that for a live Juicy Scoop because there
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: was a character that everyone thought she was wearing a
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: chest plate. Meredith Marks because it's like in her confessionals
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: it just looked like weird like a wax figure and
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I'm like is she is this her boobs or not
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: so I got a man's chest plate it came out
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: but no I mean this I just want to say
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I questioned Chrishell's gayness.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: When she first got with G Flip.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: And looking at this Halloween picture uh no she's a
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: hundred percent.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Straight that gay oh That is like– that seems– I
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: don't know how the chest plates work, but that is– oh,
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: really well. I mean, she obviously has some solid connections,
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: like makeup people.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, everybody had their professional makeup people. This
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: is my son, Brandon. Oh. And he went– oh, wait,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I forgot to– he went as a character, as a–
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I mixed up the photos. But he went as a–
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: somebody who's killing somebody in a video game.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: I thought he was... But he's a good-looking killer. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: thought he was Tom Cruise's risky business. I don't know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, this looks cute. But I thought, oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: this is good because he looks so cute. And then
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I saw that Lori Loughlin and her daughter Olivia Jade
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: are now doing commercials together for Steve Madden. They're modeling together.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, the shoe guy? Steve Madden?
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: And I just want to say that my son Brandon
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: and I, we have.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: I'm excited to announce we have our first.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Modeling gig together. And you can see that he's Getting
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: pretty cute.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: What do you guys modeling?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a big deal.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: It is the mother-son Christmas luncheon.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: For the boys school, Crespi. And we are one of
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: 62 couples whose son signed up for it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: So it was a very, very hard.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: But how is it modeling?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: We model at the luncheon.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, like a live thing. Like you're walking on the runway.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: We get to do our walk. We model together.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: What will you be wearing?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And in my day, again, they made it much more difficult.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: These parents are so much smarter now. When I was
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: in high school and we did it, we had to go.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Some boutique fit us. We all had to be fitted.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: It was a big fucking nightmare. Girls didn't like their outfit.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Now they're like, all the boys.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Will be fitted by a tuck shop that's advertising, Friars
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Tucks or something.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: And all the women either wear a black or white
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: formal thing. That's it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: For your own dress.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: But what are you modeling it for?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Like just like the people get to buy the for
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: my friends to come and take photos of me.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, from the table. Part of the charity thing.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: But it's not like.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: For my friends.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: It's not a real thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: I'm joking.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: It's not a real thing. But it'll be the first
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: time that I've walked a runway since I was in
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: at Louisville graduating from high school. I have not walked
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: a runway in any fashion show since I was 18.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I'm very happy for you. So I only do.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Catholic fashion shows for seniors.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Graduating.
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: That's probably it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: That is it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I can't believe no one has ever asked me in
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: all my years to bottle in a fashion show since.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Well, okay.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty good.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Well, we'll have to see the video from this and
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: let you know. Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: So now I have to decide what kind of outfit
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: I want to wear because I don't know. There's someone
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: that's quite more famous than I am who also has
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: a senior. So I don't know if she's going to
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: be there.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Sharon Stone.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Oh. Oh.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: But she probably won't do it. She probably won't do it. Oh,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: that would be cool if she did.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: If she does it, then I'm the second most famous
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: person that'll be modeling.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: That's pretty good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: I hope she does it. She's so stunning in person.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: One of my first jobs in Hollywood- She's just the
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: star of Basic Instinct.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I don't want to call her out.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Going down to Malibu. I would go to Malibu when
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: I was 22 in LA and I would model for
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: a guy who told me he had a catalog, a
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: mail order catalog business. And he had me model the
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: clothes just around his pool. I'd walk around his pool.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: But he didn't have the clothes.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: He just said he- No, I was wearing the clothes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: But was he in charge of the clothes or the catalog?
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: He had a catalog that he said, so you model
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: the clothes and I'm going to videotape you.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Modeling the clothes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: How much did you get paid? $ 100 cash every time
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: I did it. And I did it like five days
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: a week for like two weeks.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: What kind of clothes were you wearing?
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: I wore a cheetah patterned kimono was one of them.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: This is all true. Nothing sounds right.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Is this guy in prison now?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Is he in prison?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Okay. Would he sit back in the pool and take
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: photos of you?
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: No, video. Like an old-timey VHS, slide it in, plug,
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: and then that. That one.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: And that would go in his bank bank or whatever.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: And did you ever catch on?
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, I caught on immediately, but the $ 100 at the
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: end of the day was like, whatever. If you need
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: me to wear a kimono for $ 100, I'll do it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: You're like, until I get $ 25, 000 a week to be
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: a sidekick in a sitcom, I'm going to take this
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: $ 100 modeling gig.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: You haven't modeled. Walking a runway is one thing. Stepping
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: over old dog shit while you do that, that's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: whole other type of modeling, which is what I had to.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Do.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Do you still have that kimono? You can come to Mrs.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Roper's Bar Crawl.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: I wish I will. I would love to come there.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the guy's got arrested.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: You were asking me about this. He did get arrested?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: He got arrested.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: The police came to my house with the videotapes and
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: they were like.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Do you- Wait, stop. We need to continue with this story.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: It was- So how far, when was the last time
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: you heard from him between your last modeling gig and
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: the time that the police knocked on your door?
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: About a year later.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: A year later, you're at your apartment.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: At my apartment in Burbank at the time.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: And a knock on the door was two police officers,
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: you know, like plainclothes. And they said, do you know
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: Bob Welbon? That was his name. He's long dead. And
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: I said, yes. And they said, can we talk to
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: you about him? Anyway, he was committing mail fraud. Because
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: this was days before internet. And he was committing mail
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: fraud because he was saying, you want to buy this
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: kimono this guy's wearing? Send me $ 100. A couple people
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: sent it. And they never got the kimono. So- He
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: got arrested for mail fraud. So they had the videotape.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Of you modeling the kimono.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Yes. As evidence. So they say, so here I am.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: This is not a joke. Sitting down with two police officers,
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: they pop in this videotape.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: A VHS tape.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: And here we are in my apartment watching and me
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: walk around the pool with a kimono on. And the
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: cops are like, What were you thinking? I don't know.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get into show business.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: You're like, I work at Sizzler. I need some help.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I thought this guy was a legitimate movie director. But
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: I mean, it was so embarrassing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: But did you ever have to do anything more like testify?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: It never went.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. That was it. And he was arrested
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: a week later or something for mail fraud.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: So you asked about this Vanity Fair article. That's all
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: about the Bravo people. But basically, in a nutshell, it's
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: for people that follow it like me. It's literally there's
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: no bombshells.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Everybody. We knew everything about it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: And one of the investigations that's about Ramona Singer is
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: that when she was on a cast with this woman,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Ebony K. Williams, who is a black.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Attorney who joined the cast, was only on one season.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Um, after the season was done filming, uh, there, Ebony said,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I think there needs to be, or whatever. She complained
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: about Ramona's behavior saying it was racist. And then they
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: did an investigation. And according to the investigation, they said
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: it was a, you know, a, she said, she said
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: thing about stuff that she said and what she said
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: to producers. And therefore, you know, she's fine, but we're
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: not going to have the reunion because of scheduling. But
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: basically they didn't have the reunion because it was like
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: a landmine of like, shit that someone could step in
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: and they were just like let's not so they write
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: the article and then Ramona so one of the the
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: thing is a a um a black producer was talking
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: to Ramona and Ramona said you know when I was
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: a Catholic I'm Catholic and when on my Jewish friends
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: sometimes or Jewish people I knew used to use a
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: a Catholic slur called shitsa a shiksa shiksa I've always
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: heard that. My sister's been called that, but we always
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: thought it was like an enduring way because she's married
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: to a Jew and she's not Jewish.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: I did not know.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Most people agree it's not that racist, but some people
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: say it is.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: So the producer goes, I've never heard of that expression.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: And she says, it's as if someone would call you
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: the N-word.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Okay. And she didn't say N-word.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: So this is the way the article's written. And then
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: page six wrote it as that she said the full word.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: So then... And yesterday, Ramona, because it just came out yesterday,
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: two days ago, then Ramona writes the page six person
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: who she has on text. They're friendly because they all
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: write about these people all the time. And she says,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: please remove that. That's not correct. I only said the
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: N word, not, and then she wrote the word.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: In the text.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: In the text.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: But with dots, but still. I never said and then
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: did it with dots.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: And with that- Bravo said, you're not coming to BravoCon.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: So she's out.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: She's out. Now, I don't know if she also agreed.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You know what? I don't need to come either. Right.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: They don't pay them a lot. It's more just to
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: be in the good graces of Bravo and have fun.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I think they only get paid like five grand for
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: the three days, you know, to do all this stuff.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: But it's like a good time and good for all
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: of their careers or whatever. So that's that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: So she, I mean, she, to double down, I mean, like,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: she's just so clueless, you know? I mean, it was
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: just like, that was so clueless. Like, why wouldn't you
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: just be like, an investigation was done and I'm going
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: to stick with what I said and, you know, just
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: be quiet about it. Yeah. But instead she's like, that
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: wasn't true. Oh.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Or, yeah, it sounds like she, yeah, stepped, double stepped
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Double down, like, of like, why?
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: She's 66 years old, and I don't think, you know,
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: do I think she said all?
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Because I think she's not with it, you know, as
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: far as what's appropriate.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: That's what I think.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: Well, if she sent a text saying it after denying
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: saying it, then, you know, it doesn't really bode well
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: for you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Well, she was saying, I never said a whole word.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I just said this. Yes.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: But still, whatever. That's Ramona for you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: And so we.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: But I will continue to do my Ramona impression. And
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: if she was here right now, she'd be like, you
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I thought it was really upsetting, okay? Because I never,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: you know, I really liked Ebony.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: I really, really got along.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: And I was really kind of.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Shocked that this happened. Oh, just stop talking, girl. But
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I still love to do her impressions, so I probably
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: won't stop. Now, this was a juicy story. Joe Gorga
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: has started to do stand-up. He is married to Melissa Gorga,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: who's a housewife. And the guys in New Jersey, they
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: are doing Magic Mike. The husbands, they did a calendar.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: The husbands are a big part. Most of the franchises,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: the husbands don't participate. He is a brother to Teresa Giudice,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: the most famous of all the housewives.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Flip a table.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Who is? Joe.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Joe Gorga and Teresa are brother and sister.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: But they hate each other. Oh. They've hated each other
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: for years. They don't feel together, whatever. But he started
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: doing stand-up.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: So he's going to be there for BravoCon.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: And he announces a day or two ago, oh, my God, Vegas,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I am coming Sunday night. Come to the Brad Garrett
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Comedy Club. I am performing there. And this young girl, Jacqueline,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: is going to open for me.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: And, you know, all this. Okay. And then.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Brad Garrett, this was the poster of Brad Garrett. Brad
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Garrett puts an X on it. It's like not true.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: And Brad Garrett writes, and also, by the way, the
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: poster said that it was going to be hosted by
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Brad Garrett. The Brad Garrett was going to host it.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, I see.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: He was going to do, the worst job was going
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: to go to Brad Garrett and Joe Gorga was going
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: to be the headliner.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's why it's important because then Brad, writes, update,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: just to be clear, the performers in this ad, et cetera,
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: this girl Jacqueline and Joey Gorga were unaware of the
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: scam as well. It was not their fault. It was
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: booked through a comedy club in New Jersey who didn't
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: go through the proper channels and talked to some jerk
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: off imposter on Facebook. Note to all, when someone asks
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: for money up front to work at your club, it's
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: most likely a scam.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Stay safe, everybody.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: So his person, he said his person who works for him,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: who is not a professional comedian manager from what I've learned.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Joe Gorga.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Joe Gorga's guy. Pretty clearly not.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Somebody contacted him and said, oh, since you're here, would
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: you like to perform at the Brad Garrett Comedy Club?
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: And they're like, yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: So they put up a link. People started buying tickets.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: So those people are probably out of their money forever.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: And then someone at Brad Garrett's Comedy Club or Brad
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Garrett is like, we don't have this guy booked for Sunday.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Right. And so that's what happened. So they caught wind
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: So this is his nicer say. Yesterday he wrote a
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: meaner one, Brad.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Where he was like, this guy's, you know, and pointing
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: out some of the people.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Because he probably didn't know yet that he was also scammed.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Joe Gorga was definitely also scammed. Joe Gorga, I don't believe,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: got money from the wind.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: And anyone who has to sit through Joe Gorga's stand-up
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: routine is going to be pretty scammed too, I think.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: I've seen a little bit of it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what you're getting. You're going because he's
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: someone you watch on TV and you just want to
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: see that.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: It's not like you're going to see Dave Chappelle.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: So make no mistake, yeah. This is not... As a stand-up,
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: this is not real stand-up.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I don't believe so, no.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: As a stand-up who's worked hard in this business, this
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: is bullshit.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: It's probably just stories about the show and not very specific.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: And he tours with a guy who's a real stand-up,
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Mike Marino. They tour together. He's a funny guy. I'm
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: sure it's an entertaining evening.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: Joe Gorga, poor asshole.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: He was like, oh my God, Brad Garrett's going to
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: host it for me? This is so cool. It's honestly
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: kind of sad.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: It's honestly kind of sad because it's like, wow, this
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: is so cool. I'm going to be at the Brad
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Garrett event. like you know and like they're excited to
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: have me because BravaCon's here and I'm a big deal
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: when it comes to BravaCon and so.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: Anyway I know who will be at the Brad Garrett
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Comedy Club in January me oh my god please tell
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: everybody thank you I'll be there in January I forget
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: the dates but January Frangola.fun has all your information.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: That is great.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: See, there you go. See, that was a nice way
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: to put it. Did you book this yourself?
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Some guy on Facebook asked me. Yes.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: So, anyway, watch out for that. Alec Baldwin was on
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: some podcasts, and he said that he and Hilaria and
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: their seven kids might be up.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: For a reality show.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Well, why not? You know, isn't that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: I think I.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Could totally see it happening because she loves the limelight.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: And then my question is, does she just stop with
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: the accent altogether when the reality show starts?
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: The Spanish accent?
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: It's going to get.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: Worse, I think.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: It's going to get worse. Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: I think she's one of those people when she gets
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: a camera on her, she's not going to be able
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: to help herself. She'll probably have 10 different accents by
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: the end of it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: There's going to be one episode where they have to
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: go shopping for cucumbers. She's like, I don't know how
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: to pronounce. What is this?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: And can you see?
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: You know they're going to do the confessionals kind of
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: like a Harry Met Sally where they're next to each other,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: where they're just being so funny, where they're like, no, because, well, she's.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Got to answer for me.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: And then a kid crawls on their head.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. Well, those are the– He's got bills to pay.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: He's got bills to pay. And he's probably like, I'd
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: rather just make the money at home.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: And have the cameras come inside the home than like
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: go on tour, like go on a set again.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: And there's probably a lot of movies that are like,
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: you want Alec Baldwin to play that part? They're like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: that's a problem. Yeah. Just go get Dennis Quaid or somebody. Yeah.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Or similar, like who could do the same thing.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Knock it out.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Do you see the most recent movie that Dennis Quaid
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: was in when he played the dad?
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Shit, what was it? I'm just getting out. See, now
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I just brought up something for no reason. Sorry. But
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: he acted real weird.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: I just want to say he had a ponytail and
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: he was acting. And I don't think his character was
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: really supposed to be weird, but it made me so uncomfortable.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Like, I didn't know what was happening.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Is Randy Quaid still around?
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: He's in Canada. He was hiding out. Last I heard,
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: he was hiding.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Out in Canada. No, I saw my friend Randy. You
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: know Randy. Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Randy. Hi, Randy.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: He sent me a link to something where it was
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: like you can go to an event with Cousin Eddie.
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: It's like a Christmas thing and it's a fundraiser. and
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: go with randy quady bean or yeah with randy because
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: he was cousin eddie and the christmas uh.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: And they were all together beverly d'angelo chevy chase and
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: him they were at some one of those convention things.
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: No this is like an auction it was like an
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: auction and he would just be with him at he
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: he it's some party and he would be there and
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: you would have a drink with him something like that
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: i'm not getting it completely right and there was it
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: said it was like a three thousand dollar uh value
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: and there was one bid on it for $ 500 so far.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: I have noticed that more and more people are selling
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: out their bodies as, you know, not just sexual, but
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: just like, you know what? Yeah, have lunch with me.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Like after the sex, strikes have been going on for
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: a while. Like, you want to have lunch with me?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: You want me at your party?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: If you were a famous character in something, you could
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: like for the rest of your life, you can go
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: out to those conventions and stuff with the other cast
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: members if they're involved. They can get a ton of
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: money if you get the people from the National Lampoon's
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: Christmas Vacay, whatever, all together. They'll give them $ 50, 000 each
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: to come. They do at.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: All those conventions.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: And then, yeah, they charge for each signature and meet
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: and greet.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: So you can do a bunch.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: I went. There was a couple of them when, you know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: like when you stay in hotels on the road as
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: a comedian, there's other things going on sometimes in the hotel.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: And there was one of those. But it wasn't like A-listers.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: It was, you know, 70s TV shows. And there was
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: the guy from Adam 12 was just standing behind a table.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: This is a show from like the 60s.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: And he's just standing there waiting. Nobody's coming out.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: That I can't take.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: If I saw that, my heart would not be able
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: to take that no one was going.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Up to him.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: And then you got to, like if somebody does come up,
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: you got to get like 20, you know, 20 bucks.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: for a picture.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: And then sometimes they turn it down or sometimes they go, oh,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: it's okay. Or like you're looking, or it's like going
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: to the farmer's market where you don't know, like, let me,
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: I don't buy my first organic tomatoes because let me
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: walk around and see if there's better organic tomatoes.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: So I'm always like, ooh, okay, I'm.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Going to come back. Imagine doing that to a human.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Like, oh.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: And We'll just see who else is here.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what happened.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: I would also imagine if you're like Adam 12 guy,
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: you don't want to, you got to figure out who
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: am I going to be next to? I don't want
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: to be next to Captain Kirk because his line is
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: going to be a mile long.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Or I Dream of Jeannie or something like that. Like
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: put me next to, I don't know, the fifth lead
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: from Beverly Hillbillies or something that nobody cares about.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Because I don't want to be next to William Shatner
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: on that day.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: So Matthew Perry- Now I'm just saying they're investigating it more.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: People are very suspicious because of all the social media
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: that he posted leading up to it. Right. About Batman
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: and Matt Mann and the last chapter of his book
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: was titled Batman.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: And, you know, it's, I.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen the social media posts.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: What is the Batman controversy? So what does Batman have
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: to do with anything?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess the last chapter of his book is
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: titled Batman. And this being the last chapter of his life.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: For the entire week before, every post dealt with Batman. Right.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: It was a pumpkin with a Batman.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: It was Batman, pickleball Batman. It was constant Batman stuff.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: And then, so I think, I guess people are thinking
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: it's maybe not so accidental. No. Because it seemed like
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: he was sort of planning for the end with all
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: these clues. And he'd be like, Batman, do you know
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Batman.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: And then he also did this weird video with three,
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: which looks to be like cranberries, but they're not. They're
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: called Daneberries, which were also in.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: The Batman movie.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Like, it's very strange, all the things that he dropped.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: But he was still also, like, having dinner with someone
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: that week. And then, like, so now they're in, you know,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: they said they're We won't know for six to eight
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: weeks what is in his system.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute. So are you saying suicide or murder?
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think murder.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I think for me personally, I think maybe there was
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: something happening with him emotionally.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: And it might have been a little planned out.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Well, that's not a stretch. I mean, sure. The guy
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: was obviously struggling.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Because he sent out the.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Assistant.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: You know, and that would have been.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Like the time, I don't know. It's very weird when
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: you look at all the stuff. And then also like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I kind of want to go back and read his
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: book because I guess in his book, he said a
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: week or two before the friend's audition, he, you know,
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: said to God, like, just make me famous, make me famous.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: And then you can do whatever you want to me
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: for the rest of my life.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Making a deal with God or the devil or whatever.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, And then he was the one
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: that suffered with an addiction.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: And there was an interview. He's like, why didn't the
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: five others suffer from anything?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: It was only me. It always seemed like he was.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Very kind of bitter and jealous a little bit. of
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: the I know he loved his cast members but it
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: seemed like.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: But weirdly enough he was kind of at one point
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: not towards the end but he was the biggest star
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: movie he was a movie.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Star right off the bat right off the bat I
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: mean he had the.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: Whole nine yards was a big hit yeah one with
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: Salma Hayek so I mean, Swimmer and LeBlanc didn't have
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: that type of movie star career.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: But it was his addiction. His addiction is what ruined
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: the career because you're right. He had the most success
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: at the top.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: I think when you have an addiction issue, because obviously,
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: you know, that's a chemical thing. It can't like there's
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: so you can't see past like, oh, I do have
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: this wonderful. You feel like, why can't I be, you know?
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: clean and sober like that. Not that they're all clean
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: and sober, but you know what I mean? Why can't
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: I not have a problem? It's like, well, it's because
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: it's not your fault. Like you have an addiction.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: But you don't see past that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: So that could make cloud it to where you feel
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: like you got the shit under the stick on some ways,
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: even though you obviously didn't.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: But I thought they were all still really close.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: No, I think they were close. And then the other
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: thing that was so interesting I saw an interview with
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: him is he said when he was 30 days old,
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: he was very colicky. And back then in 1970, he
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: their parents took him to a doctor and the doctor.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Said, oh, he's colic, give him this.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: And he's like, and there's literally pictures where I look
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: like a comatose baby. So he had his first addictive
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: medication at 30 days old. And I thought that was
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: interesting because it's kind of like why now people are
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: saying like, watch that stuff with your kids at a
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: young age because then as they get older, the Adderall
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: leads to something else and blah, blah, blah. So hopefully-
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: In his passing, people will look at this and, I
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: don't know, save somebody else because it's like very much
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: all related to the addiction and the depression.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't know about the social media posts.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: But the social media posts, all that stuff is very weird.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: And a week before he did, had someone take a
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: photo of him in the jacuzzi.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I saw that.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: With headphones, which is weird.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Who wears big headphones in the jacuzzi?
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: And was like– wrote very cryptic things for like the
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: whole week leading up to it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: So rest in peace. Very, very sad. Okay.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Robert De Niro, this is a juicy lawsuit. Have you
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: heard about this?
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: A little bit.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: So Robert De Niro is on the stand right now
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: and he's giving grumpy testimony. So in a nutshell, he
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: had this woman named Chase Robinson be his personal assistant.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: And– She I guess she sued for six million first
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: because she said after he fired her, she couldn't get
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: another job because he didn't give her a recommendation.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: No, no, sorry, sorry. He sued her for six million.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know who did. And then she counter sued
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: him for 12. And that's what this is about. So
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: she worked for him for years. And now she says,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: you know, you, you know, used crass language with me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: You made me scratch your back instead of a back scratcher.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: She had to scratch his back a little bit with nails.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: And she said, you called me. Can you get me ready?
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: You called me.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: In the middle of the night.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And so each thing that she says, he has a
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: response to. So when she goes, you called me in
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: the middle of the night, he's annoyed.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: He's on the stand. And he's like.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I like slipped and fell and hurt my back at
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: 2 a.m. And I waited till 5 to call you
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: because you're my personal assistant.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I need you to take me to the hospital.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: That was the one time I called you like off hours.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, I had to go to your house.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: All the time.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: He's like, it was a $ 5 million penthouse. I did
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: not ask you. to scrub the floors, I asked you
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: to like kind of watch the renovation. And then he
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: also said, you didn't do anything. You watched Netflix all
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: day long. And that's why I fired you because you're
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: watching Netflix. And then she said, no, the reason I
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: felt I was fired is because your new girlfriend, who
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: he just had the baby with at 84, she was
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: jealous of their relationship. But in the meantime, he did
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: promote her to like vice president of whatever, but she
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: still had her same duties of basically being a personal assistant.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: So she's like, well, why was I getting female things
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: to do? And he's like, because you're a personal assistant.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: And she's like, well, you paid this guy Harvey more.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: And he's like, well, Harvey worked for me for 40
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: years and left his family and was my personal trainer
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: and came on the road with me. And he's like,
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: shame on you.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: This is ridiculous.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: And I just thought it was just really kind of
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: juicy because that he's like fighting back with this whole thing.
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: And I'll be honest, this strike has been going on
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: for a while. And if he wants to pay me
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: to sit in his $ 5 million penthouse and scratches back
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: and watch Netflix, I'll fucking do it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: And I will sign something right now that says, I'll
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: never sue you. Well, I mean, I'm available.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: I kind of feel a little bit on his side
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: in that. Like what the fuck, you know, you have
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: this assistant for years. You pay, she got 300,000 a year, 300,000
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: a year. And, um, And along with watching Netflix all day,
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: which I guess they figured out. Maybe she was using
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: his Netflix account as well. She also stole, according to him,
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: allegedly $ 5 million.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: In airline points.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's a lot.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: But now she says, I can't leave my home. Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Because people give her shit?
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: No, just because she's whatever. You always have to act
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: like it's- Because Netflix.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: She loves Netflix.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: She really wrote because she's addicted to Netflix.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: His Netflix blocked her out probably of his account.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: I think anytime you mention Robert De Niro, certainly it does.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: that this time as his life, you don't have to
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: say grumpy. He's always grumpy. I've never seen him not
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: grumpy in the last 15, ever. Like even when he
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: wins Oscars or whatever, he's never not grumpy. You know why?
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: If you're 80 and having to go to court.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: You know why he's so grumpy? Itchy back.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: And then she said he called me a bitch once.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: And he said, I don't think I called you a bitch.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I think I called you a brat. And I might
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: have used the word bitch in describing other people. But
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: then they wanted to get the text messages from he
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: and the wife, now girlfriend or whatever, the mother of
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: the child, to prove that they were talking shit about her.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I just can't believe.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: And now they're going to have all the other people
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: that have worked for him to say, no, he's a delight.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Nobody ever says that about him.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Well, people who are currently employed will.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Right. Oh, yeah, I guess.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Because they want to keep their job and they don't
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: want to lose their job out to Sarah Colonna, who's
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: growing out her nails.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: I can't wait. I'll even get one of those little
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: back scratchers. She doesn't want it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: That's what she said. He didn't want the back scratcher.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: I see.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, right. Originally, I think she.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Did get the back scratcher. And then one time he
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: was like, can you just get in there with your
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: own nails? And that I just think. I just think
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: more and more people are going to, maybe that's why
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: he had so many kids, because he's like, I just
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: need my kids to work for me. It's making me
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: itchy just talking about it. I predict, and I've only
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: read a couple articles on it, I predict that he
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: is going to prevail.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I think so, too.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Just the same way Johnny Depp did.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: I think a jury is.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Going to be like, $ 300, 000.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: You can call me a bitch and I'll scratch your
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: back for the exact same thing. Whenever these things come out,
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: a normal jury is just not sympathetic to a Hollywood.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: Right. Yeah, they get 300 grand a year. They're like,
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: you scratch her back for that price.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: And you pick up your boss at one morning at
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: 5 a.m. He's rolling around on the ground like a turtle.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Fucking help him out.
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: Well, but especially if like, I haven't read it, but
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: if there's nothing inappropriate other than, you know what I mean?
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: No, he wasn't trying to screw her, no.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: But she is saying that the girlfriend that he just
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: had the baby with was, she believes she was suspicious
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: saying you're too intimate, you're too close to her and
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: pushed her to get fired. And then when she got fired,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Then she was like, you fired me wrongfully. But he's like, no,
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I fired you because you watch Netflix all day. And
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: because you took my airline miles.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Date someone his own age. Because these younger ladies, they
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: just cause drama. That's what the problem is.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: I feel like, can anyone just get fired anymore? No,
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: you can't. You just can't get fired. You just got
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: to sue.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: You have to do it the way a guy does
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: it to get a girl to break up with him.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: I guess you just have to make it so that
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: they have to quit.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, will you ever fire from a job?
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, at Robinson's May. I was working at Robinson's May.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: Sounds like a department store here.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: And that Friday, I saw the woman going down. We
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: worked upstairs above it. There's an old mall, probably not
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: there anymore, off of Laurel.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: And I would go down out through the mall.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I was at the cubicles.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: And then I would go where there's the people jumping
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: on the sticks and stuff.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: What was that called? The lemonade.
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: Pogo.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those lemonade people.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Hot dog on a stick?
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Hot dog on a stick, yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: There was that kind of stuff.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: It was so dated. They filmed Wonder Years there when
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I was there because it was so dated of a mall.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: And I would go and I'd take my People magazine
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: and I'd be like, one day I just want a
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: job where I just read this People magazine.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why you got fired.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: But also it happened. Oh, right.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: But also I shouldn't have been reading the People magazine.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But yeah, but you're right.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: What did they say when they fired you?
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: So I'm going down the escalator and I, see the
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: girl and she had already called me to say, let's
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: have a meeting, the HR person. When I'm like, oh sure,
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: you want me to come by now? She's like, why
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: don't we do it tomorrow around five? I'm like five
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: o'clock on Friday.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: And so then when I was going down the escalator
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: and she was going up, she like, we caught eye
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: contact and then she turned away and I knew I
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: was getting fired. So then I went there and she goes,
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: she had like a little Southern accent and she goes, well,
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: today's the kind of day that I hate because it's
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: going to be your last. Oh. So I started to cry.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: And she just said this just isn't for you. You
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: should be doing something else.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: And then I said, well.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: I actually just started doing standup and I need, you know,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: eight people to come to a show.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Would you like to come? And she came.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: She came like two weeks later. She was like, I'm
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: so happy for you.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: You should not be wearing nylons at this mall doing
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: a job that you are completely bad at.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: She set you free.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: She did. That's a nice firing story.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: It's a nice story. Yeah, she said, fly free, free bird,
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: and you did.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: I got fired from Sizzler.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: How did you get fired from Sizzler?
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: What did they say to you?
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: I got into a fist fight in the kitchen.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Who were you fighting in the kitchen?
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: One of the other waiters. We had a staffing issue.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: We didn't fight, not like grappling. We grappled. So much
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: so that he knocked my name tag on.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: He was another waiter.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: He was another waiter.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: And he took the good shift or what?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Yes. We both needed Wednesday night off or something. And
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: we went into the back.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Why did you need Wednesday night off?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: Do you remember? I don't know. Who knows? Yeah, okay.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Probably open mic or something. Or maybe modeling.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: You need that $ 100. Yeah, you need to walk around
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: a pool. You're like, I have a kimono modeling gig
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: that I cannot miss.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I have to drive all the way from Burbank to Malibu.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: But anyway, yeah. And we got into like a scrap.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: You know, just like wrecking each other.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I'd be afraid that someone would like land on the hot.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Griddle, no?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: No, it was. It was like right in the griddle area.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's just.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: That's what this guy said on fire, man. And he
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: fired me. And I always think.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Did the other guy get fired too?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: No, no. Because a lot of people sided with him.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: But weren't you working.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: I was trouble at the time.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: But weren't you working at the Sizzler with your best
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: friend who's now a restaurateur and successful actor?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: He had moved on to another Sizzler at that time.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, so you didn't even.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: At that time they were calling it the flagship. It
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: didn't pan out. Anyway, I stayed at the original one.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: And I was fired after eight years. I think basically
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: the guy was like, I think you did- You were.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: There for eight years?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I did not know that.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: People always say to me, they're like, you know what?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: It's a great job as a first job. That sounds
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: like a fun job. I'm like, yeah, it would have
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: been if I wasn't 40. Like, I wasn't there at 22.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: I was there at like 38. Chris, I need.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: To ask like a hard question.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Okay. Okay. So you're 40 and you've been out here
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: for how many years then?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Oh God, 20 years.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: And you're doing standup and stuff.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: But you haven't had any- No success, zero success.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Was anyone in your life- So.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: Kelowna and I were friendly at that time. And she
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: was having some success.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't know you at the Sizzler though. That was
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: at Mirabelle.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Right at the end of Sizzler, I think I'd met you. Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: No, Mirabelle.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Did you ever set like- I was still at Sizzler.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Did you ever set a date or ever think, you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: know what? Maybe I need to go back to being
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: an electrician or go back to doing something else that's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: just a better pig.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Actually, I did. I remember I was working at another restaurant, Mirabelle,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: and- We were making no money toward the end. Sunset
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: Boulevard started to die. And to make it 35. And I,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: at that point, I was just like, oh, my buddy
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: was going to open restaurants. And I was like, I'll
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: just work. That's it. This will be it. I'll work there.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: And that's when I got Chelsea Lately. But I was done.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: I was like out of the business.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: You're out of the entertainment business in your mind.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: But no, because when you got that job, you were
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: working on some country channel. Yes, you were doing little
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: funny videos. Yes, you were, Chris.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: It wasn't me.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: You didn't have a little job. You didn't have like
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: a little comedy job where it was like a two
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: week stint and you were working on like a sketch thing.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: That was Chelsea Handler's show. I was working on Chelsea
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: Handler's show before Chelsea Lilley, but that was only, and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: I went back to waiting tables after that. Okay.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe you had something else where you were
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: starting to do stuff.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: No, nothing.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Well, thank God for that. Well, here's my prediction. Not
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: a genius prediction. We all predicted it. But they are,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Amy Rombach and TJ Holmes are starting a podcast. And
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: it's a completely unique podcast the way they described it.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: They said, no boundaries.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: No filter. Just honest conversations with friends and and other
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: celebrities about pop culture, headlines, and everything in between. Have
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: you ever seen, heard of anything more groundbreaking in the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: podcasting world?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: Nobody could think of something to write to sound a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: little bit different, to set you apart a little bit different.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Every podcast sounds like the same thing that everybody says
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: on The Bachelor.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Like, this journey... And, you know, you're vulnerable. The biggest
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: season ever.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you for, you know, being so vulnerable. And I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: really need you to step outside your comfort zone. It's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: the exact same wording that everybody then, but then there's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: the podcast wording.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Right. You know what's funny? Like, we all get mad
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: as comedians. We get mad at a guy like Joe
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: Gorga or whatever.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: I don't get mad, but you get mad.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Like, they start at a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: third base kind of thing.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, of course. Yeah.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: Like DJs guys who have like committed their whole life
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: to like radio and being like working on their voice and,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: and being actual radio performers.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: Hello. And right.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Those guys, like they.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Must be like, you gotta be kidding me. Like what I'm,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: this is my job. I'm a veteran radio performer. And
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: everybody now is basically a radio performer or if you want. Totally.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: So there, I wonder how they feel. I mean, it's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: over for them. Yeah. Kind of, unless you're Howard Stern or,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: you know, somebody like that.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: They probably have a little, yeah, they probably got a little,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: photo of you throwing darts at it.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, right, exactly. Amy Roback and TJ Holmes.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I don't know what took them so long.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: They should have done it like that week.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: Well, I think they probably thought TV offers were coming in.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Or they're negotiating the best offer for the podcast.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: They can't possibly be giving out big offers anymore after
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: the Meghan Markles of the world.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: There's no way.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: No, that's why they should. Well, first of all, the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: first episode, let me tell you what they should do.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: First episode is do not just talk about Britney's book, okay,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: or whatever. The first episode should be, we're going to
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: give you the scoop on how we started fucking.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: That's how you get people to subscribe.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: No kidding. Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Tell it. Be right. I'm tuning in just in case
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: they do.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: I was married to this guy. I was married to
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: this girl. Now, the first year, we flirted, but nothing
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: happened then for three years. Right. And it was that
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: one trip, and your leg touched mine, and da-da-da-da.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: My listeners obviously know I want to hear juicy stuff
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: because I've been talking about how I want Rachel from
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: the Scandival to talk about, to write a book about
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: the details of it. But I'm saying if you want
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: to get people to subscribe to your thing and get
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: you hooked, even if it's unflattering, you need to tell
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: that story right on the first day, not six months
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: in when iHeart's about to counsel you. It's too late.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Don't call me not a Christian because I'm giving you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: big tips today.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Amy and TJ on.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: How to make this show work. You're welcome, iHeart.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: The next episode of my podcast is going to be
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: how I met Chris Frangiola when he was still working
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: at The Sizzler.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: And I'm just going to make it all about that.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: And how he was grabbing people by the throat in kitchens.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, but wait, you didn't meet him like at The Sizzler.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: You met him doing a show or a party or
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: a stand-up thing?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: No, actually, because he dated my friend.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I met the... Yeah, she was.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: You met the friend first. Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: And we're roommates.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: You had a couple of gals from Arkansas trying to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: make it happen on Beachwood Drive in Hollywood.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: I'm sure, if I don't ask this question, that I'm
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: not the journalist that I am. Was there ever a
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: moment in a drunken stupor? Nope.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: A brush along your nipple?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Trying to get a drink? Between her and I? Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: just something. Nobody believed... People always think we can't know
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: each other that well. Yeah, you can. Look at us.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: We've known each other, but we've known you, I've known
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: you a long time too, and people always ask that
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: about you and I.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: But I had that one moment.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that was a fleeting moment.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: But it was just on my side, it wasn't your side.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: And you were always married.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: But I think because we were both single, people always
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: assume at some point, but no, nothing.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we used to party a lot together, but it
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: was never, no.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: I remember from your book, Sarah has two. I mean,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: unless I broke your heart and you wished I would
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: have reached out.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: Not that I remember.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Sarah has two very good books. But there's one story
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: that I just spoke to me. And it was just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: like a sweaty July 4th pool. bopping day drinking at
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: his his party that like ended with you in a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: like getting with some dude in a bikini like I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: don't even know it's like two days in a bikini
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's so funny at his 4th of
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: July party and then got in an Uber or well
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: taxi because it wasn't Ubers then went to Ralph's and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: bought flowers and brought them over to my ex-boyfriend's apartment
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: while I was still wearing my bikini and like to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: try to make out to make out with him yeah
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: we didn't get back together But.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Wait, didn't you also hook up with someone earlier in
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: the day? Well, no. In the pool?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: He didn't answer. I had to leave my flowers outside
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: and then I texted someone else and went over to
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: his place.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: It was a solid 4th of July.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Sarah Cloders had a good life. She told me a
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: story one time.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: She milked it out until she met John. She got
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: everything she needed out of life.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: She hooked up with a guy one time. Yeah. Just
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: to hear this line is enough for anybody.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Please tell.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: And I guess she said, do you have a condom?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: And the guy said, I think I have one in
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: my bowling bag. And he went out to his car
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: and opened his bowling bag with his bowling ball in it.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: While you're waiting there, there wasn't enough time.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: He had come from his league, his bowling league. Hook
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: up a clone and he had condoms in his bowling bag.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: At least I was being responsible. But wait a minute.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: God gave you that moment for him to get away.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: And you didn't think that was a sign from God
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: that this is– pull up your pants.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: No, I thought it was God saying he's got a condom, girl.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Go for it.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: So.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: She knew how to pick them back then. He was
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: a good bowler though. I know the guy we're talking about.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: He's a good bowler.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: When I would take the boys bowling a lot, because
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: there's a time where that's like basically all you can
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: do with your boys is like go to amusement parks
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: and bowl.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Like there's nothing else you can like bond over.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: And I was approached and I was so flattered because,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm not an athletic person, but I got
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: kind of good at the bowling.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Between all the years of going.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: And I was approached by some ladies.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: To be in a league?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: At the Corbin Bowl.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I would love to see you in like a satin
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: jacket being in a bowling league. And they're like, are
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: you free on Saturdays? Like at 10 or whatever? And
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, for what? You know, I thought they
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: were approaching me to say, oh, we're big, you know,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: fans of your comedy or whatever.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: No, they were. And then they're like, we, you know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: And you didn't do it. Oh, I think that would
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: have been great.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm not saying I'm not going to do it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: one day.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: There's still an opportunity.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: There's one. I live by Corbin Bowl.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: This was Corbin Bowl.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: This was the Corbin Bowl.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: They have a Friday afternoon senior league there that's 50
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: and above. And I'm like, this sounds... They started noon
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: on a Friday bowling. That sounds... I'm so ready to join.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: That sounds fun.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: Why don't you join?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: I think you and I need to join the Corbin Bowl.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: They did recently remodel it.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: It's all cute. I'm there a lot. My daughter loves.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Does she do the bowling too?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: I just hope that's not her future. She loves the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: bowling alley.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I went to Winnetka Bowl. I told you I was
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: going for a party.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: How was your evening? It was so much fun. And
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: now I want to go there every weekend.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Because you said they have karaoke there.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: They have karaoke, which I never do. But then, you know,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: it's one of those, I don't do that. And then
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 8: you have a few too many drinks.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: What song did you do? My friend Jeremy and I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: sang Nickelback.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Which song?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: How You Remind Me.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's a good song. Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Let me hear a little of it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 8: I sent a video of it to Sarah Tilly, our
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: friend that you were just talking about. And she wrote
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: me back and she said, honestly, I can't tell what
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: song this is from your singing.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Let me just hear a little of it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: This is how you remind me of what I really am.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: It's not too late to say sorry. It's a different story.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one when
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: you're reading the lines.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: That's why I never understood the Nickelback hate. I'm like, well,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: aren't they as good as any other band?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: I think another good one is that one that's like,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: in your head, in your head, I'm about to hate.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: What's that song?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: That's the zombies. Yeah. That's zombie. That's for the cranberries. Cranberries, yeah. Zombie, zombie.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's the one I'm going to do. And then
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus redid it, don't you?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: That's Dolores O'Riordan, the lead singer. I'm going to work
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: on that one. She passed away a couple years ago.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: People hate it when we sing. Let's talk about Kim's nipples.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: I can't believe that no one has thought of this.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: I thought the same thing when I saw it.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: So smart.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Billion-dollar company, The Skims, she created a bra that has
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: the nipples on the outside of the bra. So the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: fact that in my day, one hard nipple, two hard nipples,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: it was a big no-no. That's why you had a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: padded bra so that your nips never showed. Now, I
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: believe it was Jennifer Aniston.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: I was just about to say that's who brought it out,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: I think. She was the first that started wearing just
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: thin bras.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: Right. And had perfect aligned nipples in like a nice
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: white v-neck t-shirt.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: And I told her that on After Lately.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: Really? You said you have the nip by the ear?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think I said nipples.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: I said, you, I go, you're the one that made
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: this t-shirt famous.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing this t-shirt for you.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: What a weirdo.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: She's going to have a lawsuit against you next week.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Grumpy Heather McDonald in court.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: I did?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Because I told everybody that
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: she had the perfect nipples. But I didn't say that
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: to her. But it was just the way her boobs looked.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: And she wouldn't go braless, but she'd go like that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: sheer thing.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: But it was on Friends. Yes. The nips were out.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: And then also big on nips was the Mad About
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: You lady.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: What's the Mad About You?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Helen Hunt.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Helen Hunt got a boob job between seasons.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: In that movie. And then the one with Jack Nicholson,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: they had her running in the rain with her boobs
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: because she had the good nips. And then they also
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: put her in a hail movie where it was hailing
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: so hard that her nips were hard.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's... Twister.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Twister.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: They put her in Twister.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: I'm going to call bullshit on this because the nip
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: pioneer was Farrah Fawcett on a poster.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Nobody knew.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: She was the nip pioneer.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Everyone was like, why.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Is this poster so great with Farrah Fawcett? It's just
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: a red bathing suit. It's not high cut. It's a normal,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: but it was two perfect nips.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: Two perfect nips. She was the nip way before Jennifer Aniston.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: And as a man- There's something about the nipples that
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: turn you on more than like traditional cleavage.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: You're asking me?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: I am.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Are you not a man?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Well, no.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: I thought you were saying.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, it's Stuart over here. Rod, as one of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: the best singers of our time.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, it's a good look. It's a good look.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: But I remember that posters after that Farrah Fawcett one,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: there was like a Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear, all nip. posters,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: not necessarily TV shows.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Well, I remember like in Showgirls, they were like, get
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: your ice cubes out, you know, or whatever, get ready
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: and like squeeze your nipples and everything.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Ariana Grande, when is her for Halloween? When is Showgirls?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: When is Elizabeth Berkley?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw that. Again, did SAG get on them?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Because that was a classic movie. Anyway, fucking genius, except
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: that now everybody's going to know that those really aren't
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: your nips and you're wearing the nipple Well.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: I think it is your nipples though, right? No, it's not.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: No, the bra. I thought it was just like a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: gate left room for you to have your nipples.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: I remember on Sex and the City in one of
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: the episodes, Kim Cattrall had fake silicone nipples.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: That she goes, look, look, see how I get attention.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: And she put them under her top. And then she
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: went through and all these guys went, you know.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: And then she's like, hmm.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: And then at a certain point, she like took them
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: and threw them in a drink or whatever, you know.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: She's like, hmm.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: There's nothing a man likes better than hard nipples. Just watch, girls.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: And they're like, oh. And then Miranda, who I never
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: understood why she got any guys. No offense, but whatever.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: She then put them on, and then she got guys
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: hitting on her, too.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: So I don't know if Kim saw the poster, saw
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Jennifer Aniston from 15 years ago, or watched that Sex
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: and the City, got the idea. But honestly, I can't
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: believe no one thought of it before her.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: I have very nice nipples, and I walk around without
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: a bra on all the time, and nobody seems to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: give a shit. So- I'm... I am a little pissed off, but,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: you know, I even put on a bra today thinking
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: I didn't want anyone.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: To go, oh, is it cold in there?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: Well, we used to get the nipple covers, the sticky
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: nipple covers that look like little daisies. And then mine
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: ran out of the stickiness, you know, and it's real embarrassing.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: I want something that's out. One fell through my dress.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, what's that? Is that a little bug?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, that's a flesh cutter. So then
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, you know what? I started to notice
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: a couple of years ago that, Free nipples were okay.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: You didn't need to put the stickies. So I have
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: been out with hard nipples. It's just weird when one
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: is hard and one is not.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: And one's just winking at you. That's when you just
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: got to rub on one and get it up there.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: But I will say I can do worse than when
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: falling out of your shirt. You ever gone when I
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: hooked up and then forgot that you had one on.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: And then the guy, you're sitting.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: There waiting for him to come back from his bowling bag.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: And you look down and you.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Got a nipple cover on.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: It's not a good look.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I can top that about the nipple cover. But it
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: doesn't matter because I'm married since nipple covers were invented.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: But because it's like a sticky, sometimes it's like one
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: of my long brown hairs would be like wrapped in it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: So it looks like a nipple hair, but it's not.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: It was one long hair. Like got stuck on the adhesive.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, well, what am I supposed
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: to do? I still need this nipple cover because it's,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: you know. So the point is, you know who should
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: be sad is.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: The people that make those nipple covers.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Because they're like, I guess this look is out because
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: everyone wants a hard nipple.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: But isn't, am I wrong in saying that isn't Skims
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: just a rip off of Spanx?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, but then she's done a lot more with it.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: And it's all about this material that's like this really soft.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: But like, haven't you noticed, Sarah, like in our day,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: along with having your nipples covered, it was you want
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: an under a wire bra that will hold your tits up.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: Now everybody's like, no. Just wear this smooth material and
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: the elastic underneath will hold your tits up and it's
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: so much more comfortable and she kind of started that Yeah,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Kim kind of started it with like it's just this
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: buttery soft material that sucks you in But it's like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: this soft material.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Like an elevated spank Yeah, like.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: I think she's sort of like and now she's got
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: it with the guys She's now they're the official NBA.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: NBA, yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: And it was great because she did all these ads
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: with hot NBA players with their big dicks in her stuff.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: Is it like fake dicks like it is nipples where
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: you can just walk around with a dick?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: Not with these guys.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, what if that is? Wait, that's going
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: to be the new thing.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: You know how like, Like the Jon Hamm.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where you see a guy's dick in his jeans.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: Now they're going to start making jeans that have the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: shape of the dick going down the one side of
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: the leg.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: That would be a good idea.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Like when they used to catch Jon Hamm in his sweatpants.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: It'll be like that, but it'll just be... Does a guy.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have another question for you.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, sure. Go ahead.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: How do you know what side to put your dick
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: on if it's going to show in the jeans?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean- Does it like, does some people just
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: lean to the right or lean to the left?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: People get annoyed that I always take a photo with
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: my right leg out.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: But that's because it's my better side.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: I was taught that at about three or four years old.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: To be honest- So I can't do the other way.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: I'll be 100% honest with you right now. I'm what
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: they call a grower, not a shopkeeper.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: You just let yours go right down the middle.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not flopping all over the place.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: So all these people with huge dicks put it to
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: the side.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's a huge dick thing.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: And then you can see it like in sweatpants.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: You can see it in a jeans.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I had a buddy who was a particularly big
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: dick and it would always be like, Jesus.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, a big dick out of the jeans, that's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: just like a padded bra and that is coming next.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, guys.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: I think in the gay community, it's already kind of out.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and some guys, I guess, you put a sock
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: in there or whatever, you pad your bra, but I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: bet they'll make underwear, not jeans, they'll make underwear, she will,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: that will enhance your dick so people think they're seeing
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: your real dick through jeans.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, why not?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: Well, what we've learned, I think we talked about this
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: on the last episode of Juicy Scoop, from that show
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: where you see the dick, that one on Netflix currently,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: where you see the people's dicks.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, Naked Attraction.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: Naked Attraction.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the lawsuit that's coming right now.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, I am going to sue her for making me
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: watch it.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to have to hire Robert De
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: Niro's defense attorney. Because I asked her to watch it,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: and it was just the worst.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: But that's what I'm saying. Even I saw the one
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: picture of the six dicks or whatever. And I'm like, well, no,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: everybody's flaccid dick is just kind of– I don't think
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: anyone's going, oh, that's a good one.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: I just thought– I thought they looked dry enough.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: Loading me with my dry.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: I just thought some of them just like needed like more.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: all of them, the people needed like an exfoliation, moisturizer,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: like they went too far with like, we're just gonna
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: find average people.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Like it was like, ugh.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we need to see more moisture. Yeah, just people are.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: Just like, yeah, like go get, you know, don't go straight,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: don't just shave at home and then go up there
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: and then they see the razor bumps and stuff like that.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: Seeing the razor bumps and seeing the different ways people,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: you know, take care of themselves down there was just
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: beyond shocking.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: Greatest story ever. I know I've told it before, but
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: I have to tell it again while we're talking about D.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Heather's first book had come out. This is when people
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: first started sending– they could send pictures, unsolicited photos via
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: Instagram or Twitter or whatever. And Heather was like.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, look at this guy.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: He's reading my book. You don't see his head. You
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: just see– I remember that.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: I was so excited that anyone had bought it. I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: was like, oh my God, and it's a guy reading it,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: I figured just girls.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: And it literally was like, and it took a minute
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: like for the photo to come up because it was
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: so long.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: Ago, like on the computer. And then it was like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: a big, big, and he was old. He was old.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: Jerking off, sitting in like a Barca lounge, you're jerking off,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: reading Heather's book. Best review the book's ever gotten. Like,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: you could jerk off to this.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a pretty good review. You gotta take it.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: The guy was like fully erect. I mean, I don't
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: know what chapter he was on.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: Five dicks up, you know? Speaking of which. Golden Bachelor
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: on tonight. Have you been watching any more of it?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: A little bit.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: The clips.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: There's something really like weirdly comforting about it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Like I've been watching it.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Anyway, this one girl, this one woman, her daughter was
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: having a wedding and she goes after pickleball, they go
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: have a date and he goes, Sandra, I just, I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: wanted to tell you, I, I feel so badly that
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: you missed your daughter's wedding so that you could be here.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: And she's like, I did. And, of course, the audience
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: is like, wait a minute. You missed your daughter's wedding
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: to be on The Bachelor? And she goes, so I
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: thought we could call your daughter. So the girl just
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: got married, and she and her husband are like, it's okay, Mom. Like,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: we already found– I found my person. You go find hers.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: And he's like, isn't that great? But then he didn't
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: give her a rose.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: And he's like, I'm sorry. There is a guy on
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Reels or TikTok that does an impression of him that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: is so– So funny how he's like, he's like, oh,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: I had to drive with no lights on and with
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: a window.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: I know, they do kind of, they are, I mean,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: I think they're like, they're like encouraging, like, you got
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: to be an old guy, you know.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: Well, they're ramping it up.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: Because even, we talked about this before, the opening shot's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: usually like the guy in the shower, you know.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: This time it was like him putting his hearing in.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: I would love to know how this is doing because it's,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: it's an older audience. I'm not seeing it pop like
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: on social media because older people are not on social media. Right.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: But it'd be interesting to see if like, oh my God, no,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: like the ratings have never been better because older people
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: watch traditional TV and like, I'm just kind of curious
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: because I'm not really seeing.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: I wonder too because I haven't heard like numbers about it,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: but I hear people talking about it just, but you know.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: In jokes, Well, I love that they had these same
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: issues where there was one woman who went and she
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: had a really great first date.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: They almost got in a car accident, but then they
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: ended up at a diner or whatever.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: And so she's always like telling everybody like, oh, I
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: had the best date.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: And then there was this other woman. She got the boot,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: but her name was Kathy or something. And she was
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: like– She was a little cranky about it. Nobody wants
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: to hear that you're having a great connection. It's rude.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: And I'm telling you.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Nobody likes it. And so then he was like, Kathy,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: it's very disturbing to hear that you haven't been nice
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: to Teresa. And she's like, it's not that I wasn't nice.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: And so then anyway, she got the boot. But like,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: it was the typical thing of like, I heard there's
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: a problem in the house. And I don't like that
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: you ladies aren't getting along. And it felt like without Kathy,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: the rest of the ladies are totally, like I said,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: just getting along, probably going to be lifelong friends, probably
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: planning a trip to the Amalfi Coast this summer, like
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: doing some fun shit, and they don't really care.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: They found the one person that they could poke a little.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: The producers found one that they could poke to.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Get her to start causing some issues. Yeah, she's kind
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: of crotchety.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: How far along are they?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: This week, tonight, is the hometowns.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, so.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: So then they go and they meet the kids, the
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: grandkids and everything.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to meet the family. Here's my parents.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: They're 112. They go, I want you to meet my parents.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: And they open up and it's just a cemetery.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: It's not right.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: It seemed like it moved a little quicker.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: Like I think they maybe shortened up the episodes or something.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Because I'm like, how are we already at the hometowns?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: And yeah. So then after that, it'll be three people
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: in the- Yeah.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I feel like everything needs to be shorter. Like,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: it's good. Unless you shorten it up. You know, five episodes.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, six episodes. Yeah.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: Zoe Kravitz and Shannon Taney are engaged.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Who knew? I didn't even know about that one.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't know they were dating.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: They were dating for two years. And he has an
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: eight-year-old with that– or 10-year-old with that Jenna.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Jenna.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: And– She went as Rosemary from Rosemary's Baby and he
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: went as a baby.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: It's kind of good. Kind of like yours. Yeah.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: Someone just is like, that's good. Again, sad movie.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Everybody just- Everyone just said, fuck that role, I guess.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: What about, have you talked about the fact that Tony
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: Hawk's son married Frances Bean? Kurt Cobain's daughter?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's so cute.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: But why are people so like up in arms? Why
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: is that such a big deal?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: I don't think people are up in arms. I think
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: it's just like, oh, who knew?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: I feel like they're both like.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: In 90s icons, you know, Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: I do want to talk about, before we go. So
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: Vera Wang made the news. She is a fashion designer
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: famous for mostly bridal dresses and evening gowns. She's 74.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: She looks amazing. And it's like, what's your secret? She's like, oh,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: McDonald's and, you know, vodka. I don't know, just something
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: to make you, like, annoyed that she, like, is, like,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: still a size two. And it reminded me of a
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: Chelsea Lately story. that involves Vera Wang. And so this was,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: I'll start it and you could like finish it. Cause
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: I do even remember what happened.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: You're going to have to remind me and then I'll remember.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: I vaguely remember it.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: So I, it was a trick played on me and Deb,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: who was one of the producers came up to me
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: and she goes, Hey, no, oh, we, you and I
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: and Brad were doing an after show about the Oscars
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: for E.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, what am I going to wear? What
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: am I going to wear?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I wish someone would just give
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: me a dress or something. I like joked about it.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: And dead.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Came up to me during a fire drill and said,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: I talked to Vera Wang who had just been on
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: the show.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: So it kind of made sense.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: And she's going to get you, address you for the event. Right.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I have been waiting for a moment
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: like this my whole life that, like, I don't have
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: to find a dress. I don't have to pay for
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: a dress. I don't have to wear something that everyone
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: else has.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: Like, this is amazing.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: So, all of a sudden, she comes and she goes, Heather, Heather,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Vera is on the phone. She's on the phone right now.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: Come to my office.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: And I go, oh, my God.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: So, I come over and she goes, hi, Vera. Heather's
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: here now. And I'm like, oh, hi.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: unbeknownst to me, I'm talking to this person who sounds
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: kind of like a New Yorkie but slightly English accent.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know what she sounds like. And she's asking me, like,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: you know, what is your spirit animal? And I'm like,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: I don't understand what you mean. I'm trying to address you. Like,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: what kind of spirit animal? She's like, what kind of
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: spirit animal do you see yourself as? And I'm like, well,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have, like, I'm tall, so, like, maybe
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: a giraffe?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: I go, but I don't want like a giraffe print.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, I just want like, and then- No, are.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: They filming while you're on the phone?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know this.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: They've hidden cameras in the thing. And what I don't
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: know is that Sarah has been approached by the producers
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: to play the role on the other line as Vera Wang.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, it was pretty good too, because I got you.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: And so were you dying?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 8: Cause I was, I thought you were going to know
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 8: it was me right away.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, there's no way she's not going to.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: We were all like sitting in Corona's office, like listen,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: watch it. We were like dying laughing when she was
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: doing that. I remember.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: And I was just like, so it went on and
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: you know, I said my size and everything. And I'm like,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: you know, I would love long, but I could do
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: short and you know, whatever you give me Vera is
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: just going to be whatever.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: And then she goes, um, Okay, so I'm just going
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: to work.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: Let me just see.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a discount. And I'm immediately thinking, like,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: I thought this was free. And then she's like, so
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: it's $ 13, 842. And I'm going to give you to my
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: assistant to, you know, get your credit card information. And
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: then I don't remember what I said. I think I
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: kind of said, oh, my gosh, well, then I'm so sorry,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: but I cannot afford it.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: I can't remember how it ended either.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: I was just like, there's– I go– I mean, I
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: just was like, there's no way I'm going to play
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: along with this. There's not like, forget it. And I
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: was just like, and then it was just so, but
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: in that moment, it was, I was so sad, you know, because.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: Are you going to cry?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, my God. I can't.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: Of course, I can't afford $ 13, 000. And, like, now I've
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: wasted this woman's time.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: And, like, da, da, da.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: How do I explain that, you know, I'm a cheap
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: bitch who can't afford $ 13, 000? And then you guys burst
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: in and it's a joke. But then it was still that, like. Oh, fuck,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: I still don't have a dress. You're like, but what
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: am I going to wear?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: And then we, didn't we do that two years in
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: a row?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: Because I remember- No, the other trick that you guys
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: played on me was they gave me a Tory Burch
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: dress that I was very excited about.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 6: And then Josh put it down his pants or something.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: And then, yeah, he gave me a Tory Burch dress.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it. And I got it like tailored.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: And it was like my first kind of designer dress
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: for free. Because everything we wore on the show, we
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: had to buy ourselves. And you didn't want to wear
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: the same thing twice. And sometimes we were on like
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: twice a month, you know, three times a month. And
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: so this was a cute navy dress. And then they're like,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: and then- Chelsea was like, Heather, where'd you get that
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: dress from? And I'm like, no, Chelsea, I didn't steal
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: it from you. Cause I thought she was insinuating. Like
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: I like got it from her. And she's like, do
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: you know where it was before you put it on?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: I go, it was being altered, you know?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: And then they're like, no. And then they.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: Played the video of Josh taking the dress, going down
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: through his underwear and pulling it out his asshole and
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: Brad doing it too. And they were both sitting next
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 5: Which one went first?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: I know people would think that was really, really gross,
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  Speaker 4: but I still was like, but I still get to
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: keep this.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: Dress, right?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: Because it's been altered. Like I thought, am I going
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: to have to give this dress back? But I had
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: to act like overly disgusted, but I honestly didn't really care.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: I was just so excited to get a free dress.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: You went from Vera Wang to Josh's Wang.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: But I'm saying that we did the Oscar thing. Remember
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: we did that where we, We did like a post-Oscar
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: show on E!
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes!
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  Speaker 6: And I think you guys did it the first year. Yes.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 6: You and Brad and Sarah. And then the next year,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: it was me, you, Brad, and you. I think four
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: of us.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't agree one, too.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: And Brad had hurt his back or something.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: And he took a Vicodin and drank. And remember, he
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 6: was just like... It was the... The whole thing was
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 6: so embarrassing. I think Jason Kennedy was with us, too.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: I remember the year that we... You and I did it.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: It was the worst year.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: The girl from The Devil Wears Prada, what's her name?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, Anne Hathaway.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: Anne Hathaway.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: And James Franco.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: James Franco.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: And it was like the worst received host to host ever.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, they hosted that year.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: We're sitting back there like getting our hair and makeup
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: done and we're like, what are we even supposed to
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: fucking say about this thing? It's like a disaster. He's
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: coming out as Marilyn Monroe and like, it was just
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: so bad.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah. God, that was a long time ago. Yeah, it was.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: It was awful.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: Let me see if there's anything else I want to
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: talk about. This girl, I just thought this was so weird,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: this New York Post article. They go, fitness influencer Sophie
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: Gideon comes out.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: As a stutterer.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: And she has these incredible abs. And she's like, by
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: the way, I have social anxiety and I mispronounce words.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: When I do ads. I'm like, I joined the club, bitch.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: I do all the time.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: Let's see if there's anything else I want to talk
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: about here.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: There really isn't. I want to tell everybody, where's your purse, Sarah?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, right here.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: I happen to just be having it in my chair
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: You guys, look at Sarah's adorable. This is just one
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: of the many styles you can choose.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: The denim is a brand new style.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: Denim. This is the size that you can wear to
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: every concert, Taylor Swift, stadiums, football games, hockey games, whatever.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: So cute.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: Clutch.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Where do they get it?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 8: Clutchwomen.com. Juicy Scoopers always get 20% off with code JUICYSCOOP.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: They are 4x5x6x5. They fit the all-clear policy. Read it
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: for yourself. That is great. And Chris, where are you going? Oh, wait.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: Where are your shows?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm booking for after December now. So just I'll
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 8: plug those later. But sarahcolonna.com will have them.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: Yes. And your podcast is?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Are You My Podcast.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: I love that title.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: Please listen to us. And Chris?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 6: I have a podcast called Cover to Cover. America loves it.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: America does. And Canada too. Good Nights.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: Good Nights. Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina. Good Nights,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: November 15th. Charlotte Comedy Zone, November 16th. Comedy Vault in Batavia,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: December 1st and 2nd.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going there in April.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: Wait, the Raleigh and the Charlotte, do you rent a
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: car and drive?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: I do. I rent a car and drive three hours
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: in between. Cleveland Hilarities. How about that? Come back to
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: Cleveland on Wednesday. I would love that place. Cleveland, that's
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: December 6th. Helium in Buffalo, December 7th.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: Governor's in Levittown December 9th. Oh, you're going to let
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 6: me keep going?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: And your family gets to go to that one, right?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: You don't like the retired.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: We discourage that. We discourage family.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: Who's we? Just yourself?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: Me, yeah. Yeah. We always talk about that. We're like,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: we're done with that.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: Your family in there, yeah.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: We've been doing it a long time now. The family's
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 6: seen it.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: Well, and also recently, like, it's come to my attention
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: that somebody shared, like, she never brings up how we
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: used to go to all her shows, you know. 20
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: years ago. And I'm like, again, like a Robert De Niro.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: You know, sorry that you had to go to the
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: comedy store on a Friday night.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: You brought up this, the lady from Robinson's may. Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: She came.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: So yeah, you did.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: I didn't make people come.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: Stadmium theater. No one has to come over. Stadmium theater,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 6: Rhode Island almost sold out. Don't even bother. Don't even bother.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: It's almost sold out. Don't even bother. And then Comedy
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: at the Carlson finishes up my year in Rochester. Comedy
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: at the Carlson.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: In Rochester, New York. What's your last day? Do you
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: have a New Year's Eve plan?
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 6: I have an offer for New Year's Eve and I
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: don't know if I'm going to take it.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, you can tell me about it later.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you about it later. Do you have any
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: offers New Year's Eve? It used to be such a
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: fun night to do standup, but I don't feel it's
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 6: that way anymore.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: I still am traumatized because I was doing a bit
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: and the audience was freaking out because I'm supposed to
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: do the countdown, but I wanted to finish my big closer.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: And I was like, who cares? We'll do it after.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: And then the club got really mad at me for that.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, like at midnight you were still talking?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: My job was to be like, okay, guys, get out
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: your things.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: And so- Yeah.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: Then you fucked it up.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But I would do it. I would do it.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: Wait. I want to say that someone was telling me
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: they had New Year's Eve. Oh, Fortune has a New
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Year's Eve. And she's like, it's an earlier show. Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: So it's kind of perfect.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: It's kind of perfect.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: Like, go do that.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: I did Tacoma Comedy Club a couple, two New Years ago.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: And that's what we did. It was over right before.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 6: They don't do the ball drop.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: But people could hang out at the bar there if
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: they wanted to, too, at midnight.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: But- Yes, that's much better. Maybe they learned from me.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: What if that was because of that time it went
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: around the comedy world of like, Heather McDonnell fucked it up.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: That's why it's done. That's why it's over.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why it's over.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: I believe that's happening with morning TV. Remember, you know,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 6: as a comedian, sometimes you have to go do these
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 6: morning local morning shows. And I feel like so many
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 6: comedians now are like they're doing– I mean, some guys
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 6: are really funny, but they're saying horrible things on there.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 6: To edgy, you mean? Yeah, there's a comedian called Sam Morrell.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 6: He does, every one he goes on, he just says
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: horrible things.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: To get that video. TJ used to always do like this.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, TJ and a bird. And I think now they're like, oh,
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: you know what? We're out. If we're just going to
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: be the butt of the joke.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: Because it's live TV and then you have this like
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: great clip.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, that's okay.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: Anyway, frangelo.fun has all my dates. Go to frangelo.fun. That's
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: my website, frangola.fun.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: And I'm at heatherbrickdahl.net.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: And Sarah? Sarahcolonna.com.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 6: Are you done with live dates?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this weekend is my BravoCon date. And then I have,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: I think, my agents working on stuff for the new year.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: How?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: But if someone wants to offer me something amazing for
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: New Year's Eve, hit me up.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: I would tell everyone to go watch What Can Happen
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 8: at Live Comedy on my Instagram. I pinned the post
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 8: at last weekend when I was in Tacoma and the
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: guy got kicked out because I said the word vibrator
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 8: and he freaked out.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: It was- I know, I watched that clip. Like, all
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, the guy just, like, when he flips
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: you off, I'm like, wow, that came out of nowhere.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, because even the manager was confused. The manager was like,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: did I miss something? Like, were you? And I was like,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: I was never fucking with this guy. I wasn't even.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: And then he just, because he just started shouting because
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 8: I was telling a story about how one of my
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 8: girlfriends thought her TSA stole her vibrator. And the guy
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 8: was like, oh, because she couldn't get a real man.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 8: And all of a sudden he made it about vibrators.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 8: And then he stood up and I said, I made it. Anyway,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 8: you can see the clips on my Instagram.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: I just saw a clip of a lady being like,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: please be aware to make sure that your taser and
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: your vibrator are different colors.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: That's funny. That's funny.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: Anyway, love you guys. Bye. Bye.
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