Dear Future Ex: Preemptive Breakup Letters I Wrote Before the First Date

This Escalated Quickly · Jun 24, 2026 · 8m

Liv turns catastrophic dating energy into a ridiculous solo performance: she’s been drafting preemptive breakup letters for the most common bad-date archetypes, and tonight she reads them aloud. Each letter is a ridiculous statement, a confessional flashback, and a savage hot take rolled into one — from the classic ghoster to the guy who forgets your name by dessert. This episode blends goofy theatrical reads, millennial best-friend commentary, and sharp lessons disguised as petty poetry. Listeners get laugh-out-loud moments, relatable cringe, and a group-chat vibe where we roast bad behavior…