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08. Conspiracy: Chemtrails, Clones, and Bob Ross · Amigos, Afraid!

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In 54321. I know you see.
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Thank you the world teach me. Stop before we get fucking sued
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by. Nickelodeon I press recorded.
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I just see Jerry staring. And I just had the iCarly theme
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song ready and playing in my head.
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I mean, that's technically what we're doing here.
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There's just no camera. I'm Gibby.
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Oh, Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm Neville.
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Yes, rude the day rude and that's the first time I Hey
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guys, welcome to the daily BJ. Welcome.
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Thank you for joining us today. Hope you guys have had a good
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week. Yeah.
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Good morning. Good afternoon.
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Good night, hope you're having a great day today on this
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beautiful Thursday. Yes, the weather today is going
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to be amazing. It's going to be so much better
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than it was earlier. There won't be any isolated
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thunderstorms in your area I. Hope.
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Crazy. We had some Thunder, lightning
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storms, thunderstorms. Yeah, you guys are local, which
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I think most of you are. Tuesday's weather was weird.
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Crazy. It was weird.
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I don't know where that came from, kind of suspicious.
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I, there's a whole conspiracy theory about it.
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I had seen on TikTok this lady who she's like, I'm a weather
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person but not on TV, but I'm a weather person and I believe
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her. She said this weekend we're
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going to have some strange weather patterns that they're
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not telling us about. She said there's going to be
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storms, but she said the weekend.
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Yeah, I was going to say weekend, but.
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But we were out on Saturday and what happened?
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It did. Rain a little bit.
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A weird random drizzle it did. Rain a little bit, yeah.
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Outside of the bar. Fucked up my car, now it's all
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dirty. I'm glad I didn't wash my car.
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I had the premonition. You.
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You knew. You knew it.
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Something kept you from going out to wash your car when you
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had the time. You had the, you know, you had
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nothing on your schedule. It happened Saturday and it
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happened on Tuesday. Well, just stay home 'cause my
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tummy hurt. It's OK to valid friends
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sometimes you just got to do what you got to do.
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And by do I mean do do. Oh, I was way on top of that.
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Dude, I was doing that all freaking day.
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Yeah, so valid excuse. You don't want to be working
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with an upset stomach, you know, happy pride.
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Happy pride. Thank you friend, it's our time.
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All the off of that mafias, the LGBTQI, AIDS and everything in
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between and more. Maybe identify as more than one?
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Maybe. That's amazing.
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I love that. Yeah.
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Happy pride. We have a whole month to just be
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gay into crimes. The crimes, crimes we won't
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don't get arrested for, don't. And if you do the crime, keep it
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to yourself. You can't do the time, don't do
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the crime. Yeah, SpongeBob reference.
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That's how you feel about tickets?
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Tickets. I'm like, hmm, do I have money
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to pay for a carpool violation ticket right now?
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No. OK, we're not getting in the
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carpool. We're not doing that.
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Oh, do I have money for to pay the tow truck if I park in this
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place that says no parking? No.
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OK, We're not parking there. No.
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I'll just find parking, it'll take me 5.
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Minutes. That was my thought process on
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Monday. Oh, our weekends.
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How was your weekends? Such a good weekend.
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Yeah, we did some work stuff on Saturday, which is fun.
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Made some friends, some acquaintances, and then we went
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out. You were there.
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Saturday, Saturday night, Saturday night, I was there.
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Yeah, you were there, I think. I don't know, it's kind of
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fuzzy. It was one of those Saturday.
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Nights, I think you were there. Were you crying on a Saturday
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night? I was, I was crying in the
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corner of the bars. Fit song Wow in the corner of
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the car. In the corner of the bar.
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Oh, I was like, when were you? Crying in the car, crying in the
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yeah, we had a good time, Lizette, our friend, you owe me
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a dollar, said let's go out. And I said bet also, I think no
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one's here that weekend because it was also Jerry's anniversary.
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was one year
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anniversary. My, it was.
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It was our ten year anniversary and then it was our one year
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anniversary since being married. Dang, and.
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Oh my God, if you had waited a year there would have been a
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reality that you got married on your 10 year anniversary.
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Yeah, that would have been cool, but I don't think, I don't
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think. Wait wait wait.
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I did that wrong. No, no, I I see what you mean.
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I I got what you meant. Like if I would have waited.
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No, wait what? What I would have had to propose
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on the 23rd. This is like this is giving like
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the the Nelson Mandela Effect. I'm I'm lost.
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OK, I'm terrible at math. When is your dating?
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May 25th. Oh, and then no reality.
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Would that have happened? You you just meant like getting
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married. On this.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it on your 10th year.
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I thought it was the same weekend but Nope, No no no.
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The that's the wedding date and the dating date are two
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different dates. How does that make you feel?
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Oh, it's pretty sick. It's pretty sick.
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Celebrate both. Yeah, cause 'cause the 10 year
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was it, it was really nice. You know, we went out, plans
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just fell into place. So we had a really, really
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beautiful dinner and it we don't, once again, that wasn't
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the plan, but it worked out because in the end we ended up
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getting seated. We ended up getting a bomb
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dinner. It just happened.
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And we just let it flow. We let it happen.
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You know, it was fate and it was nice.
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It was nice talking over like the, the just the trajectory of
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our relationship for 10 years and where we are now, how we
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were then. And yeah, it was really nice
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talking about that. That is literally so cute.
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And then for our one year anniversary, we went out the
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night before and we were suffering the next.
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Day. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
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I take me, me. So no, not me solely.
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I didn't think a good part of it was me.
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I'm gonna say another part of it was you.
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That we ended up not feeling great.
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Did not follow some drinks down my throat.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. We didn't drink any water, no
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the invite. I didn't need the invite to go
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out. Oh no, that's.
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We wanted to. Yes.
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So listen, Lizette said let's go out.
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And I'm like, yeah, we can try to rally the troops.
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So then we realized literally everyone this weekend was gone.
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Yeah, because I assumed you guys were going to do something
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because it was your your anniversary.
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So I'm like, Oh no, I'll, I'll tell him just in case.
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Yeah, Saturday was the day before the.
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Anniversary. So it's anniversary weekend.
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You always do things the Saturday before.
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I hear you. So I was like, Nah, they won't
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join. But then they said, bet we're
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down, we'll be there tonight. We're down.
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I'm like, OK, damn. I even, I had even invited like
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some coworkers. I was like, you guys want to
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join because I was with them freaking all day.
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Yeah, but no, it ended up being the four of us.
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And maybe that was the issue. We needed more people to
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separate the drinks. Around to distribute drinks.
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Oh also we, we're free that weekend because the like, yeah,
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we, we didn't have it like a huge itinerary plan for the
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weekend and everything because we booked our Alaska trip that's
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gonna be our celebration. So we're going to Alaska 2025.
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That's amazing. Alaska carnita surwapa.
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Just no. Literally Alaska.
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What's the place down the street?
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Huh. Yeah, that's the place right
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there. It's it's really good.
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That's exciting. But yeah, you know that that was
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a super cool. We're checking that off pretty
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soon. So you get ready.
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It's gonna be cold. I have a bunch of sweaters.
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OK, you want, do you need to borrow some long Johns?
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You have long Johns. I think I do.
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Wait, you have a Long John? Or you have.
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One singular long John that I wore the one time I went to to
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Lake Tahoe with Melissa like 8 years ago.
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Was it cold? Dude, it was, it was snowing.
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It was freezing. Oh, that's cool.
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But the long Johns, they're like thermal underwear.
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Nice. I'll dig.
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I'll dig them. I'll dig them out.
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If you find them, I'll borrow them.
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OK, you just have to model them for us.
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Check out my Only fans. His only fans is J of B&J.
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It's long. J John BJ.
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What else do you do this? Weekend.
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That's it. Sunday was just a recovery day.
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We, we literally, we slept a lot.
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We drank so much water. Guys are getting old.
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I lost my glasses for the majority of the day.
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Yeah, I heard where you found them.
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They were. I didn't find them.
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I guess when you know the the process of kneeling down to
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projectile, you know the rest. I put my glasses in between the
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tub like on the tub like little ledge and they got covered by
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the curtain somehow. You went all day, Like where are
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they? I had contacts on.
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I was like, I don't know where they are.
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I went outside to look. I got a message saying, hey, did
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Jerry leave him at your house? Yeah.
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I'm like, dude, I don't recall Jerry not wearing his glasses.
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Yeah, so that was fun. So that was our Sunday.
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We hung up our picture that I got framed for us from our
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wedding. But it's a really beautiful
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picture. Yeah.
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So that was my weekend. Good.
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Yeah, good. I think that was most of my
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weekend, too. Friday I went to the movies with
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Andrew cut up on Drag Race. Nice.
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I saw the weirdest movie called Friendship and Paul Rudd in it,
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which is cool because I love Paul Rudd.
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He's great. But it was like not
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psychological thriller because it wasn't like super duper
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scary, but it was just like it messed with your mind, OK.
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It was about like a narcissist who doesn't know that he's a
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narcissist, OK. And it like randomly gets
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triggered by befriending his neighbor and it just you just
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see him like just hit rock bottom.
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And it's it's it's a comedy too. So it was pretty funny.
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I don't think I'd watch it again, though.
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NAR. I was just yeah, Paul Rudd was
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so funny. I won't give away the gag
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because there was one part that. It was worth the.
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Watch it was worth watching it once.
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Worth watching it once. Speaking of watching once, have
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you seen sinners yet? It's been a week.
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I haven't, Jerry. I've been busy.
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I was hungover on Sunday. You know what you should watch
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instead of Sinners? I mean, I will watch Sinners.
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I've heard it's amazing. But listen, everyone listening,
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everyone listening. Listen, everyone listening.
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Listen to this part right here. You guys need to watch 2 shows.
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2 shows Overcompensated. Overcompensated on Amazon.
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On Amazon, yes. If you don't have Amazon, find a
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link. I don't.
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Good for you for not having Amazon but there's links out
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there. Watch it, it is so funny.
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And in a very similar vein is Hulu show called Adults?
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Adults. That's the one you told?
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Me about that, honestly I thought was kind of funnier.
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OK, but it's only that one's only 6 episodes and they're like
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30 minutes. OK, overcompensated and.
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Adults and adults OK. Both are very similar vibes of
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like young adults trying to figure stuff out but one's set
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in a college OK. And one is set in the real.
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Life just yeah, in the wild in like, New York somewhere.
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It's a bunch of like friends who are all living in one big house,
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OK. And they try and they do not
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know how to be adults. Like they don't know how to pay
11:06
bills and stuff. At least they have each other.
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They have each. Other they have each other.
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It's funny, it's raunchy, it's good.
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I recommend it. Cool, that's how.
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That's what I watched on Sunday, which is why I didn't watch the
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news. It's OK, I forgive you.
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And if you have other shows that you recommend, put them in the
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comments. Drop him down because I don't
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have anything. He won't watch.
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OK, Also we we're like in limbo right now.
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We finished watching How I Met Your mother.
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We still have not found a show to replace that like, so it's
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easy watches like you know, during, during dinner, during.
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I just gave him two. What?
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I literally just gave him 2. Two that are like short season.
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You just said that they were like one season.
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Long OK, but you watch him during dinner.
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Jerry, I hate when you get like this.
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I don't have Amazon or Hulu. You guys see the tone when he
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picks up? He's hitting me, guys.
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But he's fucking. He's throwing me his trunk
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laugh. He's lying.
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Shut the. Fuck up, you're fucking lying.
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Brian, what do you, what do you, what do you do with the belt?
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No Nico de Portas. No.
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Port Italian techayas or tech guy guy guy.
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I don't, I don't remember how to speak Spanish, guys.
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You got to, you got to practice. Your your adult, my threats.
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Your threats. Yeah.
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Yeah, how? How else am I going to instill
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trauma in my children? It's a cycle that.
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Cycle must continue. Just kidding.
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No stop. The cycle ends with me.
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It stops here in my non existent children.
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Well, good for them. You know, good for them.
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They're not going to see that. No children, no trauma.
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Preach. Uh huh.
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Preach. OK, Remember what I told you?
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I have a surprise for you. Yeah, you did save for the
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podcast. Yeah.
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Jerry, I found out who Cephas 97 is.
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No fucking way. Also they haven't commented
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recently. I know because they told me that
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they're a little behind on episodes.
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OK, that's valid. That's valid.
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Which explains our our our like lack of.
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Yeah, you guys, if you're listening to this, thank you.
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You. You're our day wonders.
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Yeah. Listen, if I know who you are,
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maybe I'd give you a dollar. But now that I've told you, you
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can't ask for it, so you will not be getting a dollar.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No, but I have if I had. No, prior to this, yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait. But anyways, they also they also
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inspired the episode because they also said that they were
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laughing so hard at our spreading misinformation
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episode. OK, wait.
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Can I, can I try to guess now? OK.
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Is it someone you work with? No.
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Is it someone from near vicinity?
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No. Is it someone from your old
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vicinity where you used to? Live.
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Kinda, yeah. OK.
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You know them too. Did you go to school with them?
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Yeah, immediate friend group. Yeah.
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Oh shit, 97 that explains the 97.
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OK, OK, OK, OK. I'll throw you another bone, OK?
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I found out because I saw them recently.
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Fuck saw them I BBQ. I did because it was Gloria's
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birthday that was also part of this weekend.
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But that's when. Yeah.
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Happy birthday, Gloria. But yes.
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Damn. OK, wait.
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Have you used? Have you said he or she yet?
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It's a he. He.
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Fuck. Who was there?
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I didn't I I didn't get the full.
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Oh yeah? Were you even in that group
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chat? No.
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Damn. I will give you another hit.
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You have a connection because you guys both did something the
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same year. We both did something the same
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year. We both did something the same
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year. We and you both celebrated
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something this year. A birthday, Yes.
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Yeah. This year, an anniversary.
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Uh huh. We celebrated an anniversary.
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Uh huh. And we we both done something
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together. You both did the same thing last
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year, and you both celebrated that same anniversary this year.
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Oh, is it? Is it Peter?
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Yeah. Fuck yeah.
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Sorry if I screamed into the mic, Peter.
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Fuck yeah, dude, that's fucking cool.
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Peter Cephas. 97 What does the Cephas?
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Mean. I guess Joslyn said that it
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means Peter Subway, your capacity.
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Hold on, let me. Let me move the words around.
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Yeah, Cephas, Peter, it does. I'm getting it's.
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Not an anagram I'm not getting. It unless it's like, is it a
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different language? I don't know, maybe it's.
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Like biblical or something. Well, I'm gonna start calling
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him. Sethus now if if unless he if he
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minds it. I won't, but Sethus my guy.
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What is up dude? Nice if I shot.
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Dropped because he was like, granted, I was sitting kind of
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far from him and it's really loud in there.
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They have a lot of music. The barbecues are going right
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here. I love your podcast and I'm like
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what, who who it is Peter. He's a random person down on
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the. Other two he says he's.
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FS97. Wow, that is.
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That's crazy. It made my night.
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Hell yeah. What?
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Thank you for listening, Peter. A fan in the wild.
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Thank you, Peter. Is Michael listening?
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I don't know you. Know what, Peter?
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Right now your standing is my favorite.
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Well. I will say this, I've played
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baseball with Michael, but Peter listens.
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So they're they're they're out of stalemate right now.
16:26
That's tough. And they both got the moves,
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they got the wrestling moves they do.
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They got the dance. Moves.
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They got the raps. That's.
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What you guys are known? For damn.
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Yeah. Well, thank you for listening,
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Peter. Having a good day.
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Appreciate that. Appreciate that, Peter.
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Also, that's been like 5 bucks for this past like minute, yeah.
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You owe so much money. Yeah.
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No, no free name dropping. Come on, SO.
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Anyways, as stated, he said he loved the our spreading
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misinformation video. Cool.
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We'll we'll get back to that. But listen, I was talking to
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Jerry earlier this week and I was like, we were.
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I love. Conspiracy theories.
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Jerry said he knows. A couple of them, too.
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So we, we just want to talk to you about like, some conspiracy
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theories that we believe in things we heard not researched.
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Nope. We're just going to talk about
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them. Yeah.
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Take it away. Pull up a chair, guys.
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Pull up a chair. Sit down.
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Sit with us. Yeah.
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Oh comment. Your favorite or have you heard
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of these or what's something that you think would be
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interested? Yeah, yeah.
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There's a lot and I mean just I, I tried, I was going to like,
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you know, I was going to deep dive and do that, But no, just
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off the top of my head, the biggest thing that I've always
17:39
like looked up in the sky and seen the planes flying overhead
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and I'm like, yo, those clouds look kind of SUS.
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Those clouds stretching miles and miles and miles and miles
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apart, following the plane, or sometimes you, the planes along
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there. No plane.
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No plane but you just. See a bunch of streaks in the
17:57
sky? What are the What are these
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planes streaking? Or something.
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They're not clouds. What are they They?
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Can't be clouds, no. They can't be clouds.
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So there is the conspiracy theory that there is, I already
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forgot the name of it, the chemtrails.
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Chemtrails. I hear that.
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And chemtrails, I mean, who knows, who knows nowadays, but
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the ones that I've like known about in the past is like it, it
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affects humans directly, right? It's like something for humans
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to control humans, or something to affect us directly.
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I've heard that they're like poison.
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Yeah. And like.
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Shit, maybe. But I also know that cloud
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seeding is a thing, and that's something that like over the
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past couple years I've seen published some, you know, random
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articles and shit. I know recent, like in 2023 or
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20, yeah, like 2 years ago, a year ago, cloud seating in Santa
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Ana was like being brought up and stuff.
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And that's more of just like, you know, increasing
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precipitation and getting more rainfall, getting more snow in
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certain areas. A lot of states are doing it,
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but California is one of them. Yeah.
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And it makes sense. You know, California desert or
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trout chaparral, we need it. Yeah.
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We need it. So that's something I've always
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linked. So I've I've always heard of the
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the chemtrails, but I just associate them now with just
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cloud seeding and I know that's probably being done more, but
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here's. Where I have the count of youth,
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I remember those from childhood, like looking up and being like,
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what is that true? And the only times I see them
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made, yeah is from really small planes.
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But are they really small? Because they're super, super
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high in the atmosphere. I never thought about that.
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Or are they really? Small because they're actually
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mini and it's like the Mattel planes that are someone's
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controlling and they're like. Only 100 feet up in the area.
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Yeah, you're just. Like whoa, you breathe it all.
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Ah yeah, that smells good. It smells like jet fuel.
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A week later you have. Asthma fuck dude.
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My inhaler's right there. We just talked about your.
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Albuterol. That's it.
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I'm very. Sensitive.
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I'm going to take those. Things I'm just, I'm just going
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to take a hit. You could take a hit, but it's
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going to make you. You start floating away.
19:55
No, it always. Makes me like get the jitters.
19:58
Yeah, it it. Increases your heart rate,
19:59
right? Yeah, it's.
20:00
A. It's.
20:01
A a not vasodilator. It dilates your bronchioles.
20:05
I don't I forget the name of it. Don't talk like.
20:07
That I'm gonna get around anyway.
20:08
Yeah, it's not Vasil. That's veins.
20:10
I'm just kidding. What did he say?
20:11
Bronchodilator. Bam, I remember some.
20:14
Stuff. So there's something else that's
20:15
dilating. Happy pride.
20:18
Happy pride. Happy pride, Brian.
20:21
I don't know, I I think there's something weird going on with
20:25
chemtrails, like if. Chemtrails from, you know, from
20:28
years ago when we were kissing, we'd look up and we're inhaling
20:30
that like turn me into a freaking mutant lizard.
20:33
Give me powers, I'm done. I'll fly.
20:37
I would do it. Too, I would wish, I would wish
20:39
for powers, yeah. You know, but no, I have like as
20:42
well. I have a random like.
20:45
Little no. I'm caught up on the fact that,
20:48
like, sometimes they're just there.
20:50
Yeah. And why are they there for so
20:52
long? You know what?
20:54
What's something that we should do next time when we do see one?
20:57
Look up the flight paths. Jerry, you're.
20:59
So smart because I just did. That not too long ago, because
21:02
at fucking 6-7 in the morning there's helicopter circling
21:04
right outside that's logged. Somewhere like the helicopter
21:08
flight? Yeah, you can switch that up.
21:09
Right now you can put like what's flying over me right now
21:11
and then it's like it's, it's public access, like flights or
21:15
helicopters in your area flying above you, around you.
21:18
Sometimes it tells you specifics of what they are, like a
21:22
commercial or whatever. But yeah, you can see.
21:25
And yeah, I found the helicopter right away.
21:26
It doesn't, it doesn't say who it was, but I think they were
21:28
doing or what they were doing. But it's either a news or the
21:31
sheriff or some shit. You know the sheriffs.
21:33
Have helicopters. Oh yeah dude.
21:35
And that's. A different story.
21:36
I'll get to that No keep tell me now over the weekend.
21:38
I think on Sunday we were walking out because we went to
21:41
go pick up the car that we left outside.
21:43
I never. Even knew when that happened
21:44
that was like. Maybe one 2:00 in the afternoon
21:48
we we heard a helicopter outside and we're like damn, that's so
21:50
loud. We walked out and as soon as we
21:52
look up low flying helicopter. This is the city of something in
21:58
my. Neighborhood and you didn't tell
21:59
me right Well, I mean. It's over there, OK.
22:01
And they were circling literally our apartments and the ones
22:04
over, and there was police officers all like positioned
22:08
everywhere in the perimeter. And it was the Sheriff's
22:10
Department. They were calling out on the
22:11
radio. And they were like, you know, so
22:12
and so come out or we're sending in the dock, you know, pretty
22:15
scary. That sucks, but yeah, dude.
22:17
And I'm just like, damn, no wonder it's not so close because
22:20
they're because they're right there.
22:22
Yeah. Anyways, that happened one time.
22:23
When I was living back with my dad and brother in Montclair, it
22:27
was we used to live really close to a school, funny enough to
22:29
squat one elementary school in. But I guess someone had filed
22:33
like an Amber Alert because a child had not returned home.
22:38
And so they had like the police patrolling everywhere.
22:42
They had the helicopter. And this was like back when I
22:46
was working part time because there's no other reason why I
22:48
would have been just like at home at like 2, something
22:51
between 2:00 and 3:00. But I'm just like la, la, la,
22:53
la, la, doing my thing. Robert, if this, if you can hear
22:59
us, please meet us on the street.
23:02
And I'm like, who the heck is this?
23:03
And we had a window that led right.
23:05
It's a little neighborhood, like enclosed.
23:07
And then I'm like, peering out the windows and I just see like,
23:10
SUV after a tiny neighborhood. It's maybe like four blocks in a
23:14
square because I guess he lived around there.
23:16
And they thought he was like, hidden away somewhere.
23:18
But it was them. It was helicopters.
23:21
I think later that night, they found out he was at a park
23:24
somewhere. OK, so.
23:25
He was safe. They were safe.
23:26
Yes. Yes.
23:27
OK, that's good. But still, that's scary.
23:29
Yeah, It's, it's a trip. It's it's been a long time since
23:32
I've heard any like police helicopter sheriff.
23:36
Imagine. I will.
23:37
I guess it was daytime, but the scary part is when it's
23:39
nighttime. True.
23:40
And they have the spotlight. Yeah.
23:41
And you could see the spotlight. And stuff.
23:43
Yeah, 'cause you know where. They're looking and if I'm in
23:45
that vicinity, I don't want to be there.
23:47
The Spotlight. Hits the air flowing.
23:50
It's your moment of your moment of shine.
23:52
You know are. You guys looking for a star?
23:54
You found one. Move it right away.
23:58
Not you, not definitely not you. Next I have my pen ready to.
24:01
Sign my contract. Where do I get my $1,000,000?
24:04
Pay me now, but I take Venmo. You have the code, you're.
24:08
Showing it to the camera, it's like QR.
24:10
Code I keep it. I keep it printed on a poster
24:12
because you never know. You never know.
24:13
You never know how far they might be.
24:15
But they can zoom in. Yeah, yeah, That's really funny.
24:19
Anyways. That's my conspiracy.
24:21
That's my little short short story.
24:24
But yeah, OK, What you got from me, what you got I what I
24:28
conspire. What do in my beliefs, well, one
24:33
that I've thought about a lot is back in the day, I mean, it's
24:36
still kind of now 'cause it's kind of force fed to us.
24:38
But like pop culture, celebrities, media.
24:42
I remember sitting down in front of my little computer finding
24:47
out that like, Avril Lavigne was cloned, that Britney Spears was
24:53
cloned. And I think we need to
24:57
Createspace to really dig into that.
25:01
I was young and dumb and I was ready to listen to anything.
25:04
It was in between my Beyoncé's part of the Illuminati videos.
25:09
What there's so many rumors of like with Avril Lavigne
25:14
specifically that she died right after like her first album and
25:20
that because everything that she kind of, I'm not a big Avril
25:24
Lavigne fan so I don't know if these bases are true, but I
25:27
guess after that her music was so different.
25:30
She was different. People are like, hey, she
25:32
doesn't have moles in the same places that she used to before.
25:36
Oh my gosh, she died. They cloned her or replaced her
25:38
with a look alike named Melissa. Her name is.
25:41
Melissa the Avril Lavigne look alike if you have a.
25:45
Melissa in your life, make sure she's.
25:46
Not Avril Lavigne. I don't know if you see her in a
25:48
tank top and a tie and some baggy pants and my beer.
25:53
Plaid maybe. You know, Yeah.
25:54
Plaid Thai. Damn, that's my favorite.
25:57
That's. My favorite dish is Plaid.
25:58
Thai Plaid. Thai, but yeah, I.
26:03
Guess damn that's so true. Though I they.
26:06
They trained her how to sing like Avril Lavigne they but I
26:10
guess she had some creative control because everything went
26:12
different after that, like way more pop.
26:15
But honestly, she. Gave us a girlfriend, which is
26:19
honestly have Olivine's Best Song.
26:21
Yeah. I I've only heard of like Paul
26:24
McCartney being cloned, and that's not the same Paul
26:27
McCartney. But yeah, I remember seeing
26:30
those stories too. Like cloned.
26:33
OK, cloned is also an. Exaggeration yes, as find a body
26:36
double. How many contests?
26:37
Are not happening over the past year look alike look.
26:39
Alike contests. They're doing.
26:41
Not that hard. They were before the game
26:42
they're doing it to. Find replacements for future.
26:46
Just in. Case.
26:47
Damn. Just in case, just in.
26:49
Case they're having. The people do the work for them,
26:51
yeah. Oh my God.
26:52
And then once they find. The person, like whoever reaches
26:54
out of the government, the label, they're like, hey, can
26:57
you come in? Yeah, yeah.
26:58
Here's our card we'd love to meet.
27:00
Meet with you. Yeah, Congratulations.
27:01
Congratulations on winning your $50 a Cheesecake Factory gift
27:05
card. And it's like what?
27:06
And it's like a a code with like a button.
27:08
It's like don't blink act natural and they just.
27:12
Like walk around you scanning you with their phones.
27:15
That's crazy. Oh my God.
27:17
It honestly I don't know about the celebrities but there's this
27:21
could happen. I saw a random TikTok kind of
27:23
related of this lady who used to work for the FBI and they were
27:29
her department was in charge of creating like hyper realistic
27:33
masks. And that.
27:36
She went into the Oval Office with some president wearing the
27:40
mask. They didn't tell them until
27:43
they're like, Oh yeah, we're also working on these masks.
27:45
Turns to her. And she takes it off there.
27:48
I wish I booked my because there was photos.
27:51
They had photos from there of like everyone being so shocked
27:54
that like and she's like holding the mask like Yep.
27:57
Gotcha. Bamboozled you?
27:59
Yep. Oval Office?
28:00
Nope, it's a circle. It's it's actually a trying.
28:04
We actually need a. Measure before, before we keep
28:06
spreading these rumors of it being an Oval.
28:08
Yeah, let's go ahead. And give me the measurements,
28:10
give me the circumference in diameter.
28:11
Yeah, we can figure out. That radius easy pemdet.
28:14
No, not pemdet velocity. Squared.
28:18
Yeah, radius times 2 = π * 1/2. That's volume.
28:24
Fuck yeah. Based on size, base times height
28:26
times one half 1/2. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:29
Bach Oh my God, yeah, yours is so smart, dude.
28:31
I was. Just hoping some 5th, 4th
28:32
graders or some Oh no girl. That is fractions, that is, that
28:35
is out of out of our league. Hate it out of our league.
28:38
I had to. Walk around and be like, check
28:40
my phone real quick and be like convert this fraction and I came
28:43
back. I'm like, oh, OK, So what you.
28:44
Yeah, yeah. What you want to want to do,
28:46
what you're going to want to do is it came back to me.
28:48
Came back to me. Yeah, dude, this is what I
28:49
remember now. Google.
28:51
Thanks Google. Yep.
28:53
But that's that's a conspiracy. I think we should look into more
28:56
and on like I said, it's also true.
28:58
As I said, another example was Britney Spears.
29:02
Back in my day, Britney was my mother.
29:04
Before Lady Gaga, Britney was my mother.
29:07
And there was there was a music video where for Till the World
29:12
Ends where she's doing their it's very grungy.
29:15
They're in the sewer system, they're dancing.
29:18
And there's one scene in particular where she does this
29:20
like crazy back bend and everyone's like, Oh my God, it's
29:23
so cool. They release a behind the scenes
29:27
video and they don't realize that in it her body double S
29:31
literally just standing in the back.
29:35
Oh, and they're like, who is? That Yep, and honestly, we
29:40
should have we should have paid attention earlier.
29:43
Free Brittany could have happened way sooner.
29:45
The signs. Were there?
29:46
Everything was there. The evidence was there.
29:49
But that's too much. The free Brittany and her being
29:52
like, traffic is a strong word, but being like, like being
29:58
forced to work. Yeah.
29:59
In very specific circumstances. The whole situation is really
30:02
scary. Yeah, I bet.
30:03
And I feel unprepared to to speak on that.
30:06
Gotcha. Gotcha.
30:07
But I would love to to do some more research.
30:10
But there's probably hundreds of podcasts on that.
30:11
Yeah. Not that anything we're talking
30:13
about today is very original. Not that any other.
30:15
Podcast is better than this one. No, there's.
30:18
There's a lot other. Podcasts exist.
30:21
Oh yeah, that that's that's how the valid friend you're.
30:24
I thought this. Was new what we're doing.
30:26
You're shining a spotlight. Just you just cleared my
30:29
thought. That's so true.
30:30
I thought we were the only podcast could the Bailey.
30:32
BJ please stick out with our hands up.
30:35
Fuck. You forgot to pay your parking
30:37
tickets because you got on the carpool.
30:38
They got me, Gal. They got me, Gal.
30:43
Yeah, like you didn't. Have enough time to pay for that
30:45
carpool violation? No, I did.
30:47
I did it, it's fine, It's fine. I have enough, but just as once
30:51
it's OK. Your your card bounced anyways,
30:56
that's a good one. Clones and they say it for a.
30:57
Bunch of celebrities. Yeah, they say it for.
31:00
Oh, there's a Taylor Swift one that she was legit cloned.
31:03
Have you ever seen it? Never.
31:05
There's like a talk show back in like the 80s or 90s of a lady
31:08
who looks identical to Taylor Swift now.
31:11
I mean, I, yeah. It's it's, it's almost
31:12
impossible to like, not find someone that you look a lot
31:16
alike. You know, I'd be scared if I
31:18
saw. My like look like.
31:20
What are some questions? We should ask each other just in
31:22
case we're suspecting like, OK, well, we.
31:24
That's a good idea, but we can't do it on the podcast.
31:27
OK, you're right. Fuck.
31:29
Because our, the, the, the, the daily JB, they're out there
31:34
listening. They're and they're, they're
31:35
coming for us. We're going to replace them.
31:38
We will dethrone them and become the daily BJ or they're going
31:41
to. Slip into our skin.
31:44
Damn. Rid of our lives, we're going to
31:46
talk about like. Skinwalkers or any like some
31:49
sort of shifters? I thought you're not supposed to
31:51
say. That word that it brings
31:53
negative energy to you. Oh, well, you've been asking for
31:56
energy to come here, right? I don't think you got me with.
32:01
That I don't claim it. I'm knocking on the wood right
32:03
now. You got me on that one, not.
32:05
For me. Thank you.
32:07
What's another conspiracy you got?
32:10
I mean, I mean, look, we can talk about the moon landing we
32:13
just got. We could just throw it out
32:14
there. No, we have to throw it out
32:15
there. DreamWorks put the little fish
32:17
guy off the the S No, no, let me.
32:20
I'm gonna. I'm pulling up names.
32:22
I know we said we're not researching, but go for it.
32:24
In the meantime, let's talk about things that rhyme with
32:27
Moon Doom Gloom Wound. Wound has AD at the end, but OK,
32:38
I'll take it. It's a slant rhyme.
32:39
Go for it. So the moon landing video was
32:45
directed by Brooke, world renowned director Stanley
32:48
Kubrick. He directed the Space Odyssey.
32:52
Amazing. And from what I've heard that
32:58
they said he did such good work that they brought him on to do
33:02
the moon landing. I have a lot of information on
33:05
the moon landing and it being conspiracy theory.
33:07
Jerry, if you have questions, I have questions, ask me.
33:09
Go for it. Just just.
33:10
Start. I'll think of something, OK.
33:12
So the deal was also this is all unsubstantiated.
33:15
I have nothing to prove my claims, so this is hearsay.
33:19
Don't sue me the government, this is hearsay.
33:22
This is just stuff I've read which could not be true.
33:24
OK. Also Jerry poisoned me.
33:26
If I have to leave midway through it's because he fed me
33:28
dairy. I was.
33:29
Like what did I give you I guys, but go get some thrifty so.
33:36
Word on the street is it's the Cold War.
33:38
The Cold War. Russia and the.
33:40
US are fighting for world dominance, world domination,
33:45
sciences and finances and everything.
33:49
And Miss America found out that Miss Russia was getting real
33:56
close to sending out astronauts Does.
33:58
This happen to be the Space race, Jerry what?
34:01
Do you know? There's a race to space.
34:03
How did you know? Maybe 4th grade, maybe 7th.
34:10
Don't remember those. Those years are blurry to me,
34:13
but you're right. Chocolate milk.
34:14
It was a space race. And of course, the United States
34:17
said, OK, in order to make sure that we're like daddy dominant
34:20
for the rest of the world, yeah, we have to do it first, OK?
34:23
There was even people like astronauts in the in the US who
34:27
were like, our technology is not there.
34:30
This isn't going to work. This is a joke.
34:35
Word on the street is that they were silenced.
34:39
And what you have, I'm sure not that hard to do back then, No,
34:41
they were silenced. Funny stuff.
34:43
An accident. Can't really blame anyone if it
34:48
was an accident. Just saying, just saying.
34:53
So, so they said, OK, we're we'll send someone up there.
34:56
Wink, wink. Yeah.
34:58
Have you seen when was the last time you watched that space
35:00
footage A long. Time ago, but it is very choppy.
35:03
It's choppy. Those jumps the I think the
35:08
speed of it. The speed of it, the reflections
35:11
are said to be weird, honestly. Like, it's pretty clear.
35:15
Like the video itself is pretty clear.
35:17
Yeah. Because we already had the
35:18
technology to make Space Odyssey, which looks like a
35:20
movie that could come out like these days.
35:23
Yeah, but. Apparently.
35:26
If you zoom in on freaking, what's his name?
35:29
Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, You zoom in on his his suit.
35:33
The person recording quotations is not holding anything.
35:39
They're just dating Nick. They're just, it's a stunt.
35:41
Double in the background. Yeah, it's a Britney Spears.
35:44
Britney Spears Sun Double. Double.
35:48
What do I go on? Wait, do I go on now?
35:50
You're like shit, wait. When are we swapping?
35:52
Go, go. Do we stand over there?
35:55
Do I have to get miked? When's lunch are?
36:00
We having sandwiches today. Damn.
36:02
Yeah, that was the one I remember that stood out the
36:04
most. Was like the reflections.
36:06
But yeah, like the weird gravity, the fact that we
36:09
haven't been back if it was possible back then, why not go
36:12
now? Yeah, I mean there's.
36:15
There's so many, like not voyages, but there's so many
36:19
trips to past our atmosphere and then just like a round trip that
36:24
takes a couple days and everything.
36:25
I don't know. I'm not informed.
36:27
Billionaires up there for like 5 minutes.
36:29
Yeah, just. Whatever it is might have been
36:32
faked well. There was those two astronauts
36:35
that were stuck up there for a month.
36:36
Yeah, yeah. But we can send, you know, Katy.
36:40
Perry. And that's all Or.
36:43
Was it Katy Perry or was it a clown?
36:45
What if that was fake too 'cause they're also.
36:48
Like some chambers, right, That you can just yeah, it's your
36:50
gravity chambers and it's a plane if you're.
36:52
In a plane that's free falling fast enough, I guess it works.
36:55
There you go. I think I saw that.
36:57
On like wild boys or something, The wild.
36:59
Boys. Yeah, that dude.
37:00
Wow, Jackass or something? Hell yeah, Jerry, I was a.
37:03
Boy's boys I used to watch nasty boy things I.
37:07
We should watch them. We should.
37:08
We should get inspiration. We should get inspiration.
37:10
By them. Let's go, let's let's go to the
37:13
zoo. Break into one of the enclosed
37:14
up games. Oh, I was more concerned about
37:16
just like running around in jock straps but.
37:19
Do you want to do that? Too.
37:20
Yeah, yeah, we could. We have some friends, We'll
37:24
throw some horns on them. It'll be safe handle some.
37:26
Rattlesnakes or something, you know I would.
37:28
Too, But as long as they're like D poisoned, you're like dead.
37:30
As long as they're dead. No, no, no, no, no, no.
37:32
I'll be in the vicinity. I'm fine.
37:34
Feeling a little rush of fear. OK, OK.
37:37
There's one right behind you right now.
37:39
What? What happened?
37:41
I heard it. Damn.
37:46
OK. Nice.
37:47
What have you heard about the moon landing?
37:48
Or why do we? Why do you think we haven't been
37:50
back? If we went if.
37:53
Yeah. If and when I just, I mean what
37:55
more because at this point, yes, it's possible that they've done
38:00
it. It's, you know, we all they've
38:01
said, it's all they've said. I don't know.
38:05
I think, I think we, we should expand more and I don't know, do
38:08
we know what's at its core? I'm sure we do, but I don't
38:10
know, like what's at its core, what's like under what
38:13
materials? You know, I, I remember in
38:15
astronomy back in college, it was like every, what's it
38:20
called? Meteor.
38:22
Component that the human. Body made out of atom be found
38:25
in space every atom every whatever molecule.
38:29
I'm. Thinking of like the table of
38:31
periodic table. Periodic table.
38:32
Of elements, wow. But yeah, I don't know, like,
38:35
and I feel like we're so concerned of like going past,
38:38
yeah. Past.
38:40
Everything around us, like there's why are we going to
38:41
Mars? Go to the ocean.
38:43
Check the ocean. Just don't.
38:46
Just don't make your own shit. Just don't go.
38:48
Too deep into the ocean, yeah. But totally, you know, we have
38:52
to explain more and more what the depths here.
38:55
Don't give up. It's terrifying, but why not?
38:58
There's someone listening like, Oh my God, these dudes don't
39:00
know shit, but that's why we're talking and.
39:03
That's why we're talking. That's why we're talking.
39:05
We're just brainstorming. Yeah, yeah.
39:07
I don't know it. I, I do remember seeing the, the
39:09
footage of the moon landing and yeah, I remember like people
39:12
talking about like, look at the speed of the jumps, look at the
39:14
footprints. Like the, the, the shoe under
39:17
the suit doesn't match the prints that we're like, you
39:20
know, photographed on the moon. The the current of the actual
39:23
way of the flag, you know, it's, it's a little wacky also there,
39:28
yeah. They're astronauts are not
39:30
photographers and those are some outstanding pictures.
39:34
So unless you you mean to tell me that Neil Armstrong did like
39:36
photography on the side, not shot a.
39:38
Knife over there freaking. Shooting weddings and stuff.
39:41
He must have. He must.
39:42
Have been a videographer for sure, or a photographer
39:45
professional, or it was a whole. Team on the freaking Paramount
39:48
lot directed by Stanley. Cooper in between the Shining.
39:52
Yeah, between The Shining and. Space Odyssey, that's what we
39:54
got, he said. I have a passion project in
39:56
between here I think. There was actually like a period
40:00
of time where, like they stopped filming The Shining to.
40:03
I'm kidding. Yeah.
40:05
Yeah, Well, they found. This like set of spooky twins
40:08
they're like we have to do a nationwide search yes in the
40:11
meantime yes and they found. Two I need.
40:13
All the white powder you have all the.
40:16
Asbestos. All the asbestos around please.
40:19
We need moon rock. Oh oh.
40:22
I think we were talking about this the other day.
40:24
Did you say you saw the original Wizard of Oz?
40:27
Yes, Recently, yes. Not recently, a couple years
40:30
ago, yeah, Yeah. Have you heard?
40:32
The conspiracy theories about the person in the.
40:34
Background. That's hanging, yeah.
40:36
Or hung. Oh.
40:37
They're hung. Oh I would love to see if
40:38
they're hung. I have and that they covered it
40:41
up and like there's like people that have confirmed that it
40:44
happened and you can see it in like the early like before it
40:47
got edited. Original footage The original
40:49
footage. That you can see it in the
40:50
background. Yeah.
40:52
Yeah, there's that too. There's so many, like there's
40:54
just so many conspiracy theories.
40:55
At some point I read just the conspiracy theory I don't want.
40:59
To talk about how what if we're a simulation?
41:02
We're all Sims characters. That's that's that's that's too.
41:05
It's funny that makes me feel too small.
41:07
It's Fabi playing Sims. Fabi send my little Sims to the
41:10
gym. Please help find another way to
41:13
cope other than like, binge eating.
41:15
You just be. Rich, please make me rich.
41:17
Oh my God, yes do. The mother lode cheat.
41:18
Give me 5050 grand. My life would be set with 50
41:21
grand. That's it.
41:22
Damn. Get rid of my student loans.
41:24
It would be nice. And car loan?
41:26
Yeah. What other conspiracy theories
41:29
are you thinking about? You know?
41:31
What? Yeah, there's like the.
41:33
Mandela Effect with the Berenstein Bears.
41:37
The What the way are you with the bear, the bear, the bear,
41:40
the bear the Hulu show the bear or the bear the Berenstein
41:42
bears? The Bears, but they're the
41:44
Berenstein's. It's on their bear show.
41:46
It was like a book. It was a multimedia
41:49
conglomerate. I don't think I've ever seen it.
41:52
I've, I've seen the books. Oh, yeah.
41:53
Oh, that's surprising. Because you never learned how to
41:55
read. I still don't.
41:56
Know how to read How would you know then?
41:59
Because I can he read the. Audio because I can.
42:03
Listen to the audio book that counts that.
42:06
Fucking counts. Damn, what are some other
42:09
conspiracy theories we can also just.
42:11
Move on. We can just make up some
42:13
conspiracy. Let's make up conspiracy
42:17
theories, OK? OK, I got one.
42:20
OK, let me have it. We all become.
42:26
That's not conspiracy. Theory that's true.
42:31
OK, now you go first. You go first.
42:34
How dare you put me on the spot like that?
42:38
My conspiracy theory is that the ocean is not naturally salty.
42:50
Over the. Eons of all the fish in the sea,
42:54
OK. Peeing.
42:55
In the sea, Yeah, is the reason why it's salty.
42:59
And it was some kinky individual who went into the ocean and
43:07
tried it and liked it so much that he filtered it out and he
43:11
said, oh, no, it's a spice. Sea salt.
43:13
Yeah, it's a spice. And to this day, he's getting
43:16
off to the fact that. We're drinking.
43:19
Fish piss crystallize fish. Piss.
43:25
I like that. I like that.
43:28
And yeah, it's crazy because like, you know, the oceans, it's
43:31
been around since before the before humans walk the Earth.
43:36
Have you seen the size? Of a sperm whale.
43:37
It might not all be pissed, dude.
43:40
Sorry to ruin your. Day like that, I mean I I mean.
43:42
I'm not going to lie to you, I'm terrified of the ocean and I
43:44
can't swim. I can't swim and I can't read.
43:47
We can barely walk. Oh, but Jerry.
43:49
We're so proud of you because look, you've made it so far.
43:52
I'm on a. Fucking podcast.
43:53
You're on a podcast. Look at me.
43:54
Look at me. Nothing gets.
43:56
Better than this? Oh man.
43:59
Sitting here recording a podcast.
44:00
What else would you be doing? Playing video games?
44:04
Playing. Video games playing Ellen Ring
44:06
Night ring it. Was so fucking hard.
44:11
I'm hard. What?
44:13
Who said that? Happy bride.
44:15
Happy bride. Damn, I'm trying to think of a
44:19
conspiracy theory. OK, you see, that just proves
44:21
that it's hard. It's hard.
44:22
So there's truth behind these things.
44:24
Yeah. You can't just make I mean.
44:25
If if you're really good at making shit on the spot, you're
44:27
a fucking liar. But like, damn, honestly.
44:30
Literally. You're just, you're just, you're
44:32
bored. You're a manipulator.
44:34
Manipulator you're. Bored and you're just coming up
44:36
with random fucking shit. Pathological liar.
44:42
Liar, liar. Pants on fire.
44:45
You know what I might skip If I find something.
44:48
I'll come back, Jerry. We have to.
44:49
Send you to improv classes. But I was.
44:51
Going to say, I mean, do you, is there any misinformation that
44:54
you want to know? Yeah, you can.
44:55
Yeah, what if I ask you something?
44:57
Sure. And then you, you give me a
44:59
conspiracy theory about it, OK. Cool.
45:00
Let's do that. OK, I got it.
45:02
I'm kidding. Oh, tell me what causes
45:07
potholes? Potholes.
45:08
OK, so that's actually pretty. That's pretty simple.
45:12
In the world, how many people are there?
45:15
7. Billion, give or take.
45:17
It's a couple billion, you know, just give how many of those
45:20
people are potheads? Oh, Jerry, you're.
45:23
Asking tough questions? Well, let's just.
45:26
Say, like, you know, like the legalization across the country,
45:29
the amount of marijuana. There is a lot of potheads out
45:34
there in the world. I know a few.
45:36
Where do you pot your plants? In a pot.
45:39
In a pot. With, with the word being like
45:43
thrown out, like thrown out so frequently, the earth itself
45:47
starts to shake. And it's not the San Francisco
45:50
fault. It's not the fault lines that
45:52
cause earthquakes. It's the amount of times that
45:54
the word pot is used that creates cracks in this, in the
45:59
pavement, in the concrete. And with the amount of rubber
46:03
that's just causing friction and, and heating it up even
46:05
more. Not just heating up the ground,
46:08
but heating up those blunts and those like joints and
46:10
everything. It creates these holes on the
46:13
ground and then sure enough one day you just get like this semi
46:17
truck that drives over 1 and bloop it just.
46:19
Like crumbles, yeah. Which is why you know.
46:21
Duis are not a thing with like marijuana if you're driving
46:23
under the influence. Wow.
46:25
Driving under the influence and over some pot holes.
46:28
Wow. You're high, Yeah.
46:32
So then you're just dug in a hole because of that and you
46:35
have to pay that ticket. Yeah.
46:36
Oh my God. Yeah, and the city's the.
46:38
City's got to pay for that pothole, but I.
46:40
Know. The government's paying for a
46:42
pothole, yeah. Oh my God.
46:44
So you mean to tell me the government is involved in the
46:46
weed production of America? That's a.
46:49
That's a conspiracy all by itself.
46:53
You mean to tell me the? Government plants drugs in its
46:56
communities What? I'm shaking my.
47:01
Head right now guys. Conspiracy theory one O 1.
47:05
Thank you. I'll be back on Tuesday.
47:07
That was amazing. Unless I'm not, no.
47:09
'Cause you'll be you'll be back on Thursday.
47:11
What if I'm not? What if I'm not?
47:12
What if I'm the clone already? What if I'm already J from JB?
47:15
You know what I was? Wondering why you have like a
47:16
zipper that goes up the skin of your thigh?
47:20
I had surgery there, dude. Oh, I take off the mask.
47:29
You're. Jerry But with AG, it's with AG
47:31
and it's, it's like Gary with an A Gary.
47:34
Gary. Yeah.
47:36
So that's what I got. That's what I got.
47:38
That's a good one. Yeah, of course, of course.
47:40
You know what throw. Throw one at me.
47:41
I got you. I got you so.
47:43
What? Knowledge I have sure so.
47:45
I mean, you are a very, very, very, very photogenic guy.
47:49
You're a photogenic guy, right? You, you like taking pictures.
47:52
You love taking pictures, Yeah? How?
47:56
Like what is that process of taking a picture?
47:58
Like what happens? It's a little technology piece
48:00
of device. OK, OK.
48:02
OK, So what the government is not telling you, we're back to
48:05
the government. Yeah, grab, grab your phone.
48:07
Grab my phone. Look at it.
48:09
I'm looking at it, you know. How like this is so small?
48:12
You see like the lenses back there, each one of those is a
48:16
window. It's a window.
48:18
It's a window. And you see how like, it kind of
48:20
like juts out a little. It's like there's a little bump.
48:22
It winked at me. Oh, that's because is it my FBI?
48:25
Agent No, no, no. There's little wendes, little
48:30
elves that live in your phone and they're really good at
48:35
painting pictures, so they come from the same lineage, like
48:40
family history of Bob Ross. Bob Ross was their king.
48:42
Their most recent king? Oh hell, Bob.
48:45
OK. And unfortunately in the.
48:46
Last couple decades we did lose Bob Ross and no one has come to
48:50
step the throne because he didn't have any biological.
48:53
Children of his own. Yeah, beat the devil out of it.
48:56
Yeah. That, no, that was symbolic.
48:58
Every time he's beating the devil out of it, it was like a A
49:00
roll call to all his his whole empire saying, hey, guys, we
49:04
have to make sure we're taking we're painting these pictures
49:06
super realistic. And that's why photography
49:09
developed over his lifespan, because think about it, when he
49:13
was really young, we only have black and white photos because
49:15
the little elves, they only have black and white ink.
49:18
Was he and he wasn't. The king at the time, Oh, no,
49:19
no, no, no. He was.
49:21
Oh damn. So he wasn't like biologically
49:25
king, he wasn't an heir. He took the throne by defeating
49:30
the devil first. Damn.
49:33
So the devil walked on earth, you know, Judas and everything.
49:35
Of course, their best video Norman Ritas yes, so OK, Norman
49:40
Reeves has evolved, but we I won't mention him because it's
49:43
there's too many connections. I I feel like that.
49:44
Was like the the dramatization of it all and everything.
49:46
So yeah, we have to just. Commit to only the photography,
49:49
which is the elves. Drawing gotcha.
49:51
Gotcha photo means drawing. Graphy is the name of the first
49:54
ELF. Graphy was the first a.
49:57
Little graphy Graphy the ELF. Graphy the ELF, does he make a,
50:03
an appearance in like, in like Christmas time jingles here and
50:06
there? Rafi.
50:07
Yeah, yeah. Graphy.
50:08
Graphy. Graphy.
50:09
Yeah. Sorry.
50:10
Yeah. I was thinking of Rudolph.
50:11
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not Graphy.
50:12
Graphy. No, it's Graphy.
50:14
Oh, no, that was me just lying to you.
50:15
Like absolutely. For Christmas time.
50:17
The only time he's around is when he's at the mall.
50:19
Yes and he's he's in that big because you know how there's
50:22
bigger cameras yes, those. Are those are bigger?
50:25
Elves and that's why there's such a higher picture quality.
50:28
They just. Because.
50:29
They have more room. They have more room to draw
50:30
their pictures. Oh my God.
50:32
Yeah, so we went. From black and white.
50:34
And then they found brown. So for a while all their
50:37
pictures are brown. That's when we had sepia.
50:39
OK, sebia, sepia. I was like the thing.
50:42
You put like C as in cat. P as in Paul IA sepia, not
50:45
stevia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
50:47
I don't get me started on fake sugar.
50:49
OK, go for it. Because I'll, I'll go.
50:52
Off ask for team that's my girl welcome to the stage aspartame
50:56
aspartame but yeah that's that's why pictures and they've gotten
51:00
so better like so much better now because phones have like
51:02
multiple cameras like I said each one is a little window
51:04
because they live in there I'm sure they're taking.
51:06
Like classes during, you know, they're while we're charging
51:09
them, they're taking like online classes and getting their own.
51:11
No, you. Charge your phone because the
51:13
they don't have connection to a landline to like land power and
51:16
you know, they have lamps, they have TV's, they have to
51:18
recharge. Their they love watching.
51:19
Gilmore Girls. Yeah, dude.
51:21
I mean, it's a. Gilmore elves, Yeah, that's all
51:25
they watch. On loop.
51:25
That's fucking. Cool dude.
51:27
Well, I hope I, you know, get to talk to them.
51:30
Maybe it's like they're the elves that have been stealing.
51:32
They know you had an. Intimate level.
51:33
They see everything. You put your camera at Jerry.
51:36
No comments and they know it in every.
51:37
Detail no comments. Happy pride.
51:41
Happy pride. Damn, that's crazy.
51:44
I'm glad. Thank you for letting me know,
51:45
because now I'm going to try to communicate with them.
51:47
Yeah, so that's why. Be really careful when you shake
51:49
your phone. Oh, that'd be do.
51:51
I'd be dropping my phone, no? No, that's their home.
51:54
But even if I has a. Case I have a case OK.
51:56
Puts you're in a car and you get in an accident, you still feel
51:59
it. That's true.
52:01
That's true. Hopefully no one's in an
52:03
accident. Yeah, I'm not going to win.
52:05
Wow. Yep, that's.
52:07
Awesome crafty. Shout out to the legend.
52:09
Shout out to Bob Ross. Yeah, our.
52:11
King, King, King of the Elves, King of the Elves.
52:14
Of the photography. Happy little mistake, yeah Elf
52:18
king. Elf King, yeah, and also.
52:22
Like when you shake, that's when you get blurry photos.
52:24
You mess with them. Yeah, I mean they're.
52:25
They're trying to be stationary. They're trying to get the
52:27
pictures still. Damn.
52:29
So when you know what, one more question.
52:31
Yeah, when you're trying to focus the camera, when you're
52:33
tapping on the screen and stuff, is that like letting them know,
52:36
hey, focus on this and then they like focus it themselves?
52:39
No. So.
52:39
What is what happens is that their little window gets dirty,
52:43
so when you tap the screen, they're like, Oh my God, I have
52:46
to wipe right there. Oh, and then?
52:48
They wipe, yeah, And then it gets.
52:49
Unblurry. Do they use like?
52:50
Windex or something, yeah. Whatever they're like knock off
52:53
brand is they don't they don't believe in big companies.
52:55
OK, that's that's. Valid.
52:56
That's valid. I mean, they're just working in
52:57
an iPhone, but yeah, sure, they're also.
52:59
Boycotting Target right now, Good for them.
53:01
Good for them. I've not stepped foot enough
53:03
target in a long time. I've only right there because.
53:07
I've been forced to give cards. Yeah, there you go.
53:10
There you go. Wow that's that's amazing friend
53:13
about a joke on my own spit. Kinky.
53:17
Happy. Parade.
53:21
Wow, is I mean, is there anything else you offer me?
53:23
Yeah, I'm gonna give you one more cuz you didn't give me a
53:25
conspiracy theory. That's why I'm disappointed you
53:27
weren't on your toes. OK, I want you to tell me the
53:32
history of rap. Fuck, that is a.
53:41
Loaded question. Yeah, rap like.
53:43
Rap like the history with bars. Yeah, yeah, with, with bars,
53:46
yeah, not wrapping paper. Rap like M&M?
53:51
Gotcha. So OK, so M and Ms. normally do
53:54
come in a rap. It's like the single, like, you
53:58
know, a little, a little piece of like paperish plastic.
54:01
I mean, M&M's have been around for so long.
54:03
I mean maybe like 19 O or no, sorry, like 1912.
54:09
I'll give it to you. I think even before the country
54:12
was, you know, founded, they, they were already eating M&M's.
54:16
Not in a wrap though. They were they used to pick them
54:19
off the ground and thinking they were like pebbles and and gold
54:23
and but no, there was just chocolate covered colored candy,
54:26
hard candy and there was a little peanut inside and you
54:30
know, peanut peanut harvesting was super popular back in
54:33
absolutely yeah it. Was.
54:35
Certain parts of the country, great agriculture, you know,
54:37
they produce so much peanut. But I think it was around like
54:41
1957 where they created that, like plasticky paper material
54:46
that, you know, became the wrap for M and Ms. And I think
54:51
there's like a like there's a certain individual whose name is
54:53
M&M, But but like his wrapping was like, you know, it, it
54:58
didn't take off. And maybe like one or two
55:01
singles about like, yeah, it wasn't super famous.
55:03
Yeah, I think like. Something about, like, mom's
55:05
spaghetti and, you know, there's something on the sweater
55:08
already. Yeah.
55:10
But yeah, rapping is gonna. Yeah.
55:11
I I get what you mean. There's a big difference between
55:14
rapping, like Christmas presents and rapping, you know, it's a go
55:18
plate in a little, a little Fiesta.
55:20
You think a little it's a go food as opposed to wrapping,
55:23
wrapping rap, the Eminem and Saran rap and.
55:31
These are the things that we really don't talk about.
55:33
We don't, I mean. Yeah, you just consume the M and
55:35
Ms. and you just consume the candy.
55:37
But like, dude, you did, the wrapping comes from somewhere
55:39
and it's a it's an art that's really.
55:41
Symbolic 'cause it just gets tossed to the side, you just
55:44
throw it away. What do you do?
55:45
You don't recycle it. I doubt you are recycling, but
55:47
are we supposed to? Yeah, some of those will have a
55:51
little two or three. Yeah, two or three.
55:55
Yeah, recycle two or three. Yeah, that's a good question
55:58
though. You know, like I, I, I vaguely
56:01
remember the specific, yeah, the specifics of rap, but yeah,
56:08
yeah, Yep. I that's thank you so much for
56:12
that information. I forget that our nation was
56:16
it's only exist since 1912. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:19
It is thanks to the peanut harvesting, you know.
56:21
Yeah. Peanuts.
56:23
Really. Peanuts Nation.
56:24
Is built on that. Did I say Omar a Peanuts?
56:29
A Peanuts. Yeah, I think he was a.
56:32
Founder. He might have been the founder
56:33
of the peanut Army, but that's a different conversation.
56:37
Yeah, that's what I got. I should have taken.
56:39
Notes. That's fine.
56:41
I just recorded. Oh, perfect.
56:44
Jerry What? You guys don't know is at the
56:45
end of every episode, Jerry gives me a quiz Yeah, I.
56:48
Quiz him. I and I should be quizzing you
56:50
guys too because you know, you need to learn this stuff.
56:53
You need to have this history ready, available to bring it up
56:57
because we're not here to. Entertain.
56:58
We're here to teach. We're teaching.
57:00
We're preaching. We're credentialed.
57:02
In bullshit. I mean.
57:05
The UOB EU, My UOB University of of Bull.
57:10
Yeah, bullshit. Well, guys, if you have any
57:17
conspiracy theories that you wholeheartedly believe in, that
57:20
you think, no, this is not a conspiracy, it is rooted in fact
57:23
because I believe so. Yeah.
57:25
Please comment. I want to discuss them next
57:28
episode. I want to talk about.
57:29
Them I want to know, yeah, what should I be scared of?
57:33
What are we not worrying about that we should, yes.
57:37
As if we don't worry enough, but.
57:39
You know, doesn't hurt to. Worry a little more.
57:42
You know, we keep ourselves alive, it's just to die more
57:45
every day. It's so deep.
57:48
But have some M&M's? Yeah, not.
57:51
Sponsored, not sponsored by M&M. 'S not sponsored by.
57:54
Either Eminem or Eminem. 'S run us our money.
58:00
Give me money please. OK, well.
58:04
That that. That brings the finale of our
58:05
episode. Yeah, it's.
58:07
Chill, you know, it's a chill. We we talked conspiracies, we
58:10
talked potholes, we talked photographs, pictures, talked
58:15
about Bob Ross. Bob Ross and the Moon.
58:18
Landing and the moon Landing and and Clones and clones.
58:22
Keep an eye on clones. Look behind your.
58:23
Shoulder look around 'cause that clone might be coming for you.
58:26
Pay attention to. Anyone taking your DNA?
58:28
Yeah. Yeah, you don't know where.
58:32
That's going to end up Nope you. Don't know.
58:34
What kind of mini me's you have run running around and you don't
58:38
know and they're going to be exactly like you?
58:41
They're going to copy your every last move.
58:44
Do you have a song recommendation, friend?
58:45
Yeah, because we have not. Been doing it and the people
58:47
need to to listen and lighten themselves with music.
58:51
Yes they do. I'm going to give y'all a song
58:58
that I listen to on the way home.
59:01
It's an 8 minute song I think. Oh it's chill.
59:04
Play this when you are cleaning, you're doing the dishes.
59:07
That's Lee Pianos. That's a Rapiano I haven't
59:10
played in the background. Chill.
59:11
It's a super cool, cool, cool, cool band.
59:14
Iconic Band 4 cornered room by war by war.
59:20
War is the band. War is the band.
59:22
You listen to war, you've heard of war Song four I've heard of
59:26
Cornered Room, I've heard of. Many wars.
59:30
Which war is this one? The Korean, you know, the space
59:33
race, this was the war that happened during the space race.
59:36
This was the Cold War. This is the Cold War as opposed
59:38
to the warm war. Yeah, yeah.
59:40
Now the warm that's that was the hot war.
59:41
That was the hot war was really, that's a different conversation.
59:44
Yeah, dude, that was such a hot war.
59:47
You know what? OK, bro, do your research.
59:50
Next time we we have a little we're spreading our information.
59:55
You're going to talk about the hot war?
59:56
OK, I can do that. OK, I can do that.
59:58
OK, what song do you got My. Recommendation is a song I've
1:00:01
had on loop. For the longest.
1:00:03
Time. I don't know why I didn't listen
1:00:05
to this song when it first came out because it's kind of old,
1:00:09
but it's off of Ariana Grande's. What's the name of this album?
1:00:18
Eternal Sunshine. She released the deluxe version
1:00:20
and I went back and listened, but this is on the just regular
1:00:24
standard album, but it's Supernatural by Ariana Grande.
1:00:27
It is so good. The music video is so pretty.
1:00:30
She's being abducted by aliens, so it's so fitting.
1:00:33
Interesting. She gets.
1:00:35
It she knows, she's been there. We are not asking her enough
1:00:39
questions. She knows.
1:00:41
Yep, but. That is my recommendation.
1:00:44
Thank you. I will listen to it and watch
1:00:46
the video video. Video so good I'm going to watch
1:00:49
it. Highly recommend watch your
1:00:50
music videos. Please do.
1:00:52
Music videos are so good and people don't make them like they
1:00:54
used to. Nope.
1:00:56
But they do not. Another crazy conspiracy back in
1:00:58
the day, MTV is to play music videos.
1:01:01
Hard to believe, but it's true. It's good.
1:01:03
Times. Good times, yeah.
1:01:06
Now they just show reruns of Jersey Shore and Ridiculousness.
1:01:11
The conspiracy is ridiculous. Will out outlive humanity?
1:01:15
For sure, yeah. Like the aliens will see live
1:01:18
footage or live? A 24 hour stream.
1:01:23
Yeah, of ridiculousness. You're gonna be like, whoa.
1:01:24
And that's how they're gonna learn about human failure and
1:01:27
human the human experience you. Should be hitting the scorpion.
1:01:31
And eating shit. Our trials and.
1:01:33
Tribulations as as humanity. Yeah.
1:01:36
OK. Well, thank you for answering
1:01:38
you for listening. We will catch you next Thursday.
1:01:42
Hasta La Vista bye. Memos.
1:01:44
I love you. I I'm not there yet, you know,
1:01:49
just give me some time. Maybe go on out a couple more
1:01:51
dates to buy me a coffee. I love coffee.
1:01:56
I don't like long walks on the beach.
1:02:01
I'm married. Just kidding.