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The Internet Lets the Dumbest People in America Find Each Other.

Before the internet, every town in America had them.

The guy at the end of the bar who thought the moon landing was faked. The woman in the break room who swore the government was hiding aliens. The neighbor who bought every tabloid at the grocery store checkout and believed every word.

Before the internet, grocery stores used to sell these trashy magazines at the checkout counter filled with fake headlines designed to trick stupid people into buying them. Headlines like “Woman Gives Birth to Alien Baby.” And people bought them. Eagerly. Repeatedly. Without a shred of skepticism.

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