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Funniest Excuses To Get Out Of Work · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, So about two weeks ago, we had a blizzard.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday it was eighty in Central Park. People are calling
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  Speaker 1: out of work. It's one of the Covey and Christine
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  Speaker 1: and we were just online cracking up because people are
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  Speaker 1: sharing online the funniest excuses to get out of work.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know where to start here. There's some
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  Speaker 1: good ones here.
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  Speaker 2: So many involved pets too, which is funny.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the pets do come in handy, right, I mean, look, legitimately,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes there are issues with pets, but sometimes you might
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  Speaker 1: make a little sum up just to get out of work.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I need to. I need to head back because
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  Speaker 2: my dog just locked my son out of the house.
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  Speaker 1: That's up there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could happen.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another excuse to get out of work. They couldn't
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  Speaker 1: come to work because their reflection looked judgy that morning,
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  Speaker 1: and they needed a mental health day to repair the
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  Speaker 1: relationship with the mirror.
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  Speaker 2: See, I think I could go with that.
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  Speaker 1: Every day health days are important, right, Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: have a you have a mirror issue sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Judging sometimes Yeah, come on, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Their kid got a pe stuck up his nose. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so they had to call out.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, that can happen. See you and Kristen with
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  Speaker 2: your kids.
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  Speaker 1: True, yeah, hopefully you can blow it out.
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  Speaker 2: Really needed to leave the house because their cat was
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  Speaker 2: having an existential crisis and wouldn't stop me outing.
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  Speaker 1: That could be you, right, because you were insane. How
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  Speaker 1: about this one speaking of pets, their parent, their parent.
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  Speaker 1: Their parent got out of its cage and was chasing
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  Speaker 1: their wife around the house. So I can't come in today.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that because the parrot has one person, they
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  Speaker 2: like their one person. I would I would buy that
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  Speaker 2: one needed to leave early because the car was low
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  Speaker 2: on gas.
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  Speaker 1: That she only takes like a minute or two. Though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: their friend's dog died and she wasn't going, and she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't going to comfort her. She just needed some time
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  Speaker 1: to herself to process the loss of her friend's dog.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't leaving to take care of the friend.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she was close to the dog. Uh huh, just
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  Speaker 2: saying how about their goldfish was drowning. Somebody actually sent
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  Speaker 2: that to a manager and they said before the manager
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  Speaker 2: could even process that, that didn't make any sense. The
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  Speaker 2: person was gone.
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  Speaker 1: So what are your best excuses for getting out of work?
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  Speaker 1: Some of these I think are a little bit laughable
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  Speaker 1: and they'll get you more in trouble than anything. Right,
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  Speaker 1: But you can text us at four four three six three,
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  Speaker 1: and today could be kind of the kind of day
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  Speaker 1: you could skip.
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  Speaker 2: You could still. Right, it's been a rain later today, but.
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  Speaker 1: We're still dealing with comfortable temperatures. And then we go
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  Speaker 1: downhill fifty five tomorrow and then forty five on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: so we go back to winter ish. Okay, it's still
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  Speaker 1: technically winter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, And we have something to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah looking for caller ten. Good luck,