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Juneteenth, Biker Tone, Women's Expectations, Plus Paradise & More · What More Can I Say?

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All right, welcome to the One Boy Can I say podcast? Episode one
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sixty boy one sixty three? I think I do that one too. Shout
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right, all right, man, I want your whole song. The phone
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will go ahead and the other crazy ass members of this podcast. She is
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fluffy and fine. She's the first Lady of the pot and she is the
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curator, the originator of Plus Girl parents. Yeah, yeah, what we
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say to fit me to come with me? Yes? Hey, friends,
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man, I cannot wait for plus period. You're not going, were going?
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I got you always got sad. That's the problem. You got some
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mean your teeth. Boy right sorry, okay, that's why you can't come
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to plus badise right there. No, I'm coming. The big girls gonna
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get it out for me. He's gonna have something, tweeny see your son
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like a church is church is to Okay, Okay, well I'll come.
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Yeah, shout out to you for that puss. Your paradise is gone.
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I'm telling you, if I got time, I'm going, I'm going going.
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I really hope not. But okay, I just saying, okay,
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a bunch of drunk b b ws, I'm going I have to say nothing.
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It's gonna be a good a bunch of drunk w i'mouna just sit back
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and chill. I know I'm gonna be laughing with Kiki. I got that.
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You can just relax and just wait and wait for something to shake.
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Girls gonna running up out of that baby, y'all, I can't handle us
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on the island. Maybe that is gonna be an amazing trip. I'm very
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happy for you for that. I am had we wait to put that together,
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all right, man, my little brother, the pot man, the
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funny man of the pot zach Wood, what's up? Well, well,
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your fellow big girl colonizer, ain't no big girl color. You know what
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a little skinny man treat. Wouldn't do no numbers. I just thought about
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that. They were like all the little skinny black men going. But woul't
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nobody give a damn nobody. You're skinny black man. Anyway, a little
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skinny black man get away, they went, but cook for us, y'all
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hungry, y'all need something? Yes, no love, hey, y'all?
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All right, okay, okay, but we don't win in numbers. That's
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true. Single one on one, baby, we go making shake making shape
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shake, But yeah, man, so okay, what we got today.
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What we're talking about well today is June Team. Yes, if you're watching
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this on the fifteen, I mean nineteen, yeah, And I just feel
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like you if if you're watching this today or this week, you should be
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doing everything black okay black. You should be only going to black owned businesses.
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You should only wash your ass with black soap. Wait up, now,
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hold on, man, come on now, you should only have a
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black wash rag. Okay, black tile, Okay, what I'm only buying
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things with black ties all only black things, only black black, black toothpaste,
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the charcoal. Khin used that this one. If you're an inter relationship,
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you gotta dish that. You gotta. If I had a white woman
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during June teenth week, we gotta break up for a week. We got
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to break up with June Tea. You're gonna walk around June Tea with a
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white woman to the Junie Team barbecue. That's who you're bringing. You had
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to we got a June Team cookout. You gotta tell her, baby,
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you gotta sit this one out. What that's your love? Man? She
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if she having a Confederate Day, are having Confederate Day at the park.
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Ain't no what the white girl that is with you is not having Confederate Day
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exactly. Her uncle's into that and she's like, yeah, we going hunting,
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and then at the Confederate Day, I'm like that probably ain't. That
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is racist at very black college of you see, y'all didn't learn how to
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y'all did not learn how to mingle with other races. Bro, that's why
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you have to go to a p W y well, I mean Tennessee,
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I mean state is smack dab in the middle of nasty, So you're gonna
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run in the white folks? Oh yeah, yeah, but no, I
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just wouldn't if I was in an interracial relationship. And I love all all
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the ladies, all the sisters are white sisters and brothers that watch as we
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love you too, But June teenth, I just wouldn't show up with a
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white woman at a June celebration, That's right, That is crazy. I
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wouldn't. Oh my god. Yes, if they want to support the calls
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and support the man, you gotta remember it. You know, we have
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white So that's true. That's yes, y'all. Yeah, that's why y'all
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said that. Yeah, I'm sold twenty three and me didn't even come back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, stuck in customs. Yeah, y'all twenty
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three and me baby's still let t s A. So how you celebrating Kiki?
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You know, I just feel like y'all need to throw something on the
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grill. Black men. Yeah, y'all need to throw something on the grill.
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I need y'all go get one of them little kg two piece outfits.
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Okay, one of them the sandals with the little air holes in them,
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and y'all need to get on the grill, y'all Like here, y'all,
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y'all out here a a and in the club too much. Y'all ain't on
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the grill. That's yeah, that's you. You need to be on the
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grill today. I'm I'm throwing a party. That's the problem. That's what
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the problem. I'm not. I'm throwing a roof party for all of people
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that want to come out and celebrate blackness at its highest level. That's not
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on You're the problem. I'm gonna tell you why. Okay, because our
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brothers, our ancestors who are on the grill. That was the party,
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right, The party was the fact the grill everybody coming over there for Junie
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team. You throwing a rooftop party. Yeah, that's not you know what
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I'm saying. I ancestors didn't have to deal with bruh. But you allowed
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in buildings like that. But but because they pay and they struggle, I'm
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allowed to throw parties on the rooftop and I'm taking advantage of what they got
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going on. But you're letting the grill go away though the grill has died.
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No, I might, I might do something that weekend on the grill.
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Plus I gotta get a new grill. I looked at my grill other
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day. I was about that. I thought about it. I was like,
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ohh, I threw my I got back at the toss and but y'all
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ain't using y'all ain't using it. Of y'all doing too much a A A
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well, y'all need to be flipping and checking on the meat. That's the
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problem. The uncle, the uncles is on the room when they need to
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be in The uncles is on the rooftop when they need to be in the
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backyard on that damn grim. Now, somebody need to be seizing my man.
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I remember my brother. They used to barbecue and change your all at
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the same time. But you generation of Mandy's a a an on the rooftop,
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down at the brunch, all at the trash. Now, y'all need
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to be on the grill. That's the problem. That's the Yeah, I
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agree with you. Ain't nobody tried to check my alternator all year. Ain't
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nobody asking me I'm an alternator doing That's the problem, because y'all in the
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club, nobody check alternation, checked on, checked my brakes and asked me
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to looked at my tie definitely go. So what thing they ain't gonna tell
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you? Got some bad tread on your time? You know? Man,
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put the corner there. No man, all it take is that one time
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you needed some more bad all change it was in your car and the aill
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change? Was that one time? From here on out? When last time
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you changed that all? Yep, yep, let me look at that off.
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I know you ain't looked at that all, ain't. No, it
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ain't. None of my uncles asked me that since because they lay up there
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with you at the rooftop. Hey, I mean, I'm trying to provide
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a way to get it because y'all, y'all ladies cause us too much stress
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during the week. That's all I try to do. Yeah, we want
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agree with the stress for the ladies. Man, it's a lot, so
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I had to get them. You know, hey, brother, come up
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here, man, enjoy the top of Chicago, and we're gonna have some
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ladies. It's gonna appreciate you because let me tell you something. Problem that
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y'all the problem because let me tell you something. Now, you gotta be
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six feet, have a six pack, make six million, y'all to have
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some money and grill. Yes, no brolling. Back in the day,
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worked at the steel meal fixed income. They had time and energy to grill.
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I can't grill. I gotta have on designer for you to look at
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me. Well, that's because that's how y'all. Y'all out of the yard.
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Y'all took us out the yard. So now we ain't got nobody.
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We got a grill. Y'all want us to grill, okay, and make
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the size and clean the house and take care of the kids and have a
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full time job while y'all on the rooftop. That's the problem. Everybody need
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to get back in their positions. Y'all get back on the grill. We'll
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be in the kitchen with the kids. Everybody to go back to normal.
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But if y'all on rooftops and that brunches what we supposed to do. I
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know, every time you get you say see because you be lying with you
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what about? What am I lying about? Like? Man, no,
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no, you know that women right now have unrealistic expectation. It's like you
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look at you like, come on, Sis, you got women that don't
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come on, man, they don't even make close to six figure and act
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like they are like come on, I just it's the game is so messed
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up. I'm not gonna sit in women bash, but y'all you know,
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y'all, And the thing of it is, I said this before. It's
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all other women's fault that women are like this. It's because the women with
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the good sense don't be like, Sis, shut your ass up. Because
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when when dudes, when dudes say unrealistic stuff, we look at our home
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and be like, hey, come on, dog, like come on,
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we're instany telling them they saying unrealistic stuff like no you know, because ba,
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we're like gee, stop it, okay, stop it. Ladies,
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y'all, let your girl that's been in and out of relationships for the past
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thirty years now I mean for past twenty years, and you let her run
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ourr mouth about everything that about relationship and take her advice. It ain't never
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had a man and never had one. You got you one. You asked
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her who better? Ain't never had a man, ain't never kept on so
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crazy and then got the nerve to tell you what to do with yours.
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I leave. We know, y'all zack and iron fraternities, and that is
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our advantage to this. Why because we have listened to dumb ass ideas for
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my fraternity brothers when we have problems with our women and we realize they don't
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know nothing, they don't know a goddamn thing, or they lying. They
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tell you this big macho thing that they would do, and then they then
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next thing, you know, two weeks later they go through the situation and
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they ain't did none of that. Not, No, they apologize. Y'all
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ain't lying. Y'all ain't wrong when y'all say that women do let other women
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mislead them all the time. But y'all are the leaders. It's men.
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So to get this all back in order, I need y'all to come from
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the rooftop back to the house. That's the we were on the roof.
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Y'all are on the rooftop when y'all need to be at the house, at
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the house. At the house, y'all need to be looking at some charcoal,
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okay, putting a little oilchine on the fire for the barbecue. Y'all
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need to be changing or what Like's how you change the rascinator? I know,
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I look at some machine clothes for women like that. And if you're
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put an oil on the grid that you know what I mean? A little
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lighter stuff. Yeah, you need to cut oil on the what y'all ain't
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y'all let me see y'all hands. Put y'all hands. Your hand's too pretty.
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That's the problem. Y'all ain't changed an alternate. I don't like having
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y'all don't do y'all getting manicures and paicures. Y'all need to get in the
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field, get off the rooftop and getting the feel and then everything and go
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back to being in order to get off. Get off the internet with your
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ass, Get off the only fans. That's where y'all off, the only
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fans. Get off the boat with chash. We wouldn't be that y'all was
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at home paying the bills. We gotta make only fans accounts. Bust it.
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But and all that I'm over here, we out here looking for a
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queen. Okay, all I see is busted busts, a nasty six renaissance.
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It is even the tenses, even with acting like Nasty sixes. You
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can't never you can't pick it. That's what y'all like you too. When
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nobody asked you what the color your booty hole was of, y'all offered that
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information. Now that you right, I wonder what color? No, she
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just told us. She just told us. And you want to pick a
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queen out of that? Right? You know you want us to get off
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the rooftop. No, I'm on it. You're right, you're right,
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Thank you? What else that we got besides girls? Let us? Uh?
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Holes are about nothing? What else we have? Oh? I gotta
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ask this question because what you say? I just get nervous when you say
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you got Okay, if a man offers a movie date, do you tell
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him you'd rather do something else? If he's wrong, you know, for
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castling and entire date. So like let's say, like a guy says,
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hey, you know, let's go on this movie date. This movie date
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and you haven't been out with him at all. Would you be wrong for
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saying, you know, canceling because you don't really want to go on this
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movie date at all. You're not a movie person. I like movie dates,
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so why won't you just tell him what you want to do? So
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but like, hey, instead of going on a movie date, let's go
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to brunch like Zach like to say, or you know, instead of us,
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because let me tell you what, it's too hard out here to date,
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to be playing games with people, so all in ghosting people and not
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responding and leaving them on red because you don't want to go to a movie
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theater and not just say what you want. Just say what you want,
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ladies, And yeah, be upfront. But don't don't go to me because
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we want to take you to the movies. Ain't nothing I like them movies?
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Okay, all right, that was a question that we got from.
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I love the movies. Okay, I love the movies, but I don't
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want to do it on the date date, especially not a first date.
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It's a terrible place because you can't talk to them. Right. I thought
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we was trying to get to know each other, you know what, I'm
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saying date. I think a movie date is later down the road. We
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both want to see this, we know each other. Let's go. It's
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movie dates are one hundred relationship relationship dates my my my go to is always
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dinner or just a bar for drinks. It's gotta be small bikes. You
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know. I'm a happy hour guy, all right, and another everybody gonna
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no, I ain't even gonna get what everybody gonna say. What first I
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didn't I forgot. Y'all have given me so many titles on this podcast from
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things to say. So I don't know what I am, but I know
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I enjoy those type of dates because I I am better in those moments.
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You know what I'm saying. I know where I win. Yeah, okay,
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I'm not gonna win. Taking you to the basketball game, everybody seven
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feet you understand what I'm saying. Take you the brunch. We're gonna sit
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down and have this good conversation and laugh. Where I just like to be
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in an environment where I think I excel, where you could talk out of
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draws. It's not even about draws chat. It's an experience, should have,
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should get the best sack. I'm sure you ain't gonna get the best
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sack at the club or or at the movies because I'm quiet. M yeah,
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all right, what else we got? Oh? Oh, what else
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do we have? As you can see, they are ready and start celebrating
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June teenth, My fellow cole co workers are unprepared. Hold on, I
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got something. So last week I called tone oh and Tone randomly like,
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hey, bro, what you're doing. I'm on a thirty minute bike ride.
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I'm gonna be there. I ain't seen Michael Tony says, cobD yes,
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and he said thirty minute bike ride. First of all, I've never
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heard nobody tell me that the duration of a bike ride before they tell me
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they was on it. I'm on a thirty minute bike ride. Okay,
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thirty minute bike ride? What do you do at thirty? Just get the
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white white all right? Right, man, you just get out the bake
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you just stop. Are you on a peloton? I have tried, I'm
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trying. I am on this, on this journey of being in shape.
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Nobody say nothing about you when you eat kim wah and all time of cucumbers
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and grips, all type of stuff. During the week, there was weird
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we it on the weekend. I eat when I walk. I'm trying to
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get in shade, get my cardio up. Man. You know it's it's
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I want to be able to have my shirt off at Plus Girl Paradise.
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Don't mind. I wonder if you know what I'm saying. I have my
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shirt off. You know what I'm saying. I am. You know it's
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thisbys gonna be the weird to say. I'm about to say I had.
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I have never taken an Instagram picture without my shirt. I'm going for it.
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I'm going forward by the end of the year. I'm getting the shirt
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shared this Instagram. Taking the shirt off picture on Instagram is like selling dope.
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If you ain't done it by a certain age, you can't jump into
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it now right right. You've been putting on them pool outfits as now the
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same you want to have mad You ain't so dope myself? Thing you don't,
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Yes, forty plugs. I'm about to take it. I'm about to
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start selling. No, you're going to jail and shut on. Keep your
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shirt off, he believe. I want to see how I'm on my way.
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I'm a pretty good shape. B I'll get I'm getting my mirror picture.
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I was like, say bad right now, all right, okay,
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if you do it, it's the way you gotta do it. Yeah,
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I've got I have to. I'm not going to pose. That is not
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that is out of the that is out of the It won't be a pose.
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It'll be like a casual like on the boat, like drinking, talking
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like hey, y'all real real, super casy, like he could get this
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off guard to me real quick. It's got to be off guard. Gotta
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be and preferably an action shot. Yeah, playing volleyball, riding your bike,
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something that needs a shirt off is needed. Yeah, but if you
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in your house doing the picture like you be doing no one of them,
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Oh no, that'll kill me. Oh my god, the city would kill
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me. You don't do that, That'll be like me walking what a unit
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on one of those hair pieces, Like, what are you doing? Bro?
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I know way you can get it off. I think of like making
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it like my my plan is like I just see myself making cocktails on them
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on the boat. That's head ass, that's that's head ass. I think
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the way you can get it off here since you do ride the bike,
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right, you're in one of the bike clubs. Nah, I was streets
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is Calling. Okay, you gotta go to a streets is Calling thing.
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After the ride, when y'all take a picture, you can have your shirt
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off, like next to the bike and you and some guys like y'all taking
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a picture. We just got damn riding. Man, it was dope.
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Make the picture about you doing a physical activity has nothing to do with your
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shirt being off. Only reason your shirt is off is because it was hot.
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But if you're making drinks, you might as well all up if you're
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making cocktails on the boat to God, like, yeah, you know what
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I mean. I don't want to be a sexy bike. Oh god,
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that's it. I can't wait. I can't wait for that. If I
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do, If I do it, you're gonna kick it. I might not
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do it because y'all make me feel uncomfortable. I just think it's the greatest
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thing ever. Ain't nothing better. Running by the group chat before you and
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we'll let you know. We'll be like, yeah, that's it, that's
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the We'll be like, no, dry, Yeah, I mean, that's
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just one of the things you just us. I had to get. It's
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like a bucket list. Yeah, let do it. It's a bucket list.
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I said, I gotta be in shape. I don't know. I
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got to have a good pose for all you ladies come back, y'all.
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Scourages. Laying in the lazy river. Yes, Like, I don't know
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why I want to be in a lazy river. I just do. The
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last is what I was had one. I was mad I didn't get in
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it. I was mad because it was pretty cool. The one I had
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a resort. It was like I think, was it Mexico, so around
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the big pool area, and why we didn't have one of the rooms on
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the on the ground level. It was the top. But it's a lazy
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river like it's just like a little river that goes around the hole and you
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just floated and out and drink. And then it got a little it got
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a little avenues. We could go, pull yourself over to the bar,
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get a drink, get your ass back in the lazy river and just drink
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it. Just is it deep? No, it ain't deep. You can't
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drown it. No, you can't. You can't swim. You can't swim
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how you get over here? I'm sorry I should have did that on drill
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team. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey, you have a shaved Harry
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Man. That is crazy. I'm sorry, all right, that is that
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was all right? All right? Oh wow, that was I'm sorry.
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But for real, people say in this room you can't swim. No,
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you're so strong. Now, that's what we need to shout our picture from
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Zach. Zach got to shirt our picture off on the internet. I see
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it. I was like, I said, look at this food. Yeah,
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that's one of them strong kids. Y'all haven't seen the little boy he
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brightly like they like little kids, is born with muscles like six pact.
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That's that. So if y'all want to take a shirt out, Zach is
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the man for that, because yeah, Zach strong for no reason. Yeah,
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he's been strong his whole life. He can't swim. I'm just strong
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for my side. Oh my god, that's I'm sorry picture. So what
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I mean is, why don't you know how to swim? Why don't you
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know how to swim that? Okay, I hate to say it, but
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I'm from Geary, Indiana, okay, and we ain't had no pools like
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that. Oh so when we went outside in the summer, we played in
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the water sprinklers. Okay, did you ever play in the water sprinklers.
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Yeah, yeah, that was like a sprinklers. That was the thing.
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So that's that was most of my summer fun was in the water sprinklers.
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Sometimes you'll get a slipping slide. And then by the time I got to
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pool age where I was going to the pool, it was too I was
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already scared. Now it was too late. I couldn't swim. That's why
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you need some white friends, I do. Yeah, that's it. That's
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that's the disadvantage of not growing around white people. I would know how to
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swim. Yeah, oh yeah, my white friends definitely taught me how to
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swim. My mama made me take lessons because the white kid is new and
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I didn't know. Yeah, and she was made She made me get the
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pool. Ain't man told your breath? Yeah, then I didn't have that
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uncle to just teach you about just pushing you in there, jump in,
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you're gonna come back up. I was okay, somebody the end of the
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summer, he gonna take his shirt off, and you got to learn how
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to swim. You think it's too you don't think it's too late. No,
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you would know what they had the daddy and me classes. What they'll
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teach both of y'all show me that. If you send me a link,
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I'll take it. You would know I could go and learn. At the
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same time, you're gonna look nuts and not know how to swim. They
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gonna think they're in the same I'm supposed to be saying. If I seen
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you paddler like, I'm gonna lose my I'm getting the kids. I'm getting
25:25
the floating on my arms. If I caught you in a floating I don't
25:32
know what floating what you want to know? I want him to die,
25:36
but I want to see it because I'm gonna I'm gonna laugh. Keep getting
25:41
on your arms. Yeah that is Please? Can I watch Black Black?
25:48
So do you be on the boats? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
25:51
go on the boats. You don't be nervous. Oh that's what I very
25:53
nervous when he's on that boat. Even he's on that boat. What I
25:56
do, Zach, We got on the boats like that. This man put
26:00
a life vest and kept it. It was tight. That is on that
26:03
boat. I didn't like that boat, imtation. It was dark too.
26:07
Something happened. I'm not a night that. That's the one thing I'm not
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doing nless, it's a cruise. I'm not the night boater. We get
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day party on the boat so I can see. I gotta be able to
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see everything. I can see the water, I can see it the night
26:22
bolting. That's what it's time for me to go in. Maybe I went
26:26
after I'm like, ain't no police out here nothing. I was like,
26:32
you know what, man, it's the cops. Call the police. I'm
26:36
aware, are the cops. Where are the cops? I was out there,
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like, oh my god, Zach in the corner with his life vests
26:42
all he did not move. Okay, I'm like you talking. He was
26:48
scared first of all. At least I was social. I was in the
26:52
circle part where everybody was at you try to be cool like I did.
26:56
I said, hey, y'all, I can't swim. I let everybody know
26:59
immediately, and I went and got a life jacket. I said, because
27:00
if this go over, I'm floating back up. Okay, I don't know
27:04
how, but I'm I'm whold known somethings gonna happen. Yes, kick yeas.
27:11
When she found a chair, I would say, like on the part
27:15
of the boat when nobody around it was a single chair Kiki came and sat
27:18
in it, and she was just like she just sat down, yes,
27:22
the whole night, whole night, and didn't move because of my head.
27:26
Head straight. She was so scared because you now you're somewhere that you would
27:34
not normally be like this, ain't my crowd like that? You know,
27:37
I'm just here as a supporter of Fred And I'm like, see you don't.
27:41
And my man, I'm like, the Lord likes you don't even supposed
27:44
to be with them. You're not even supposed to be outside. You don't
27:45
even go outside, So why are you trying to be cool? Now?
27:48
You're finna die? And look at you. You're finla down this boat with
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these people. You know what I'm saying, Like it wasn't really worth it.
27:53
So the whole thro I'm sitting over there talking to the Lord like this
27:56
is it? This is it? Yeah. So I didn't see no cops.
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I was like, ain't no Police's not even like water with the boat
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left the ice boat. But in my head, I'm like, I don't
28:22
know the man driving the boat, Like why would you? I could see
28:25
the headline now, you know what I'm saying, like radio personality with a
28:27
lot of potential dies. Its little flake Michigan. She was on an unnamed
28:30
boat, unnamed man boat. Like what am I doing on the unman named
28:34
man boat? I don't know this man. So it was a lot saw
28:37
that headline too, but I knew it was gonna read different. Yeah,
28:40
it was gonna be to tell a story vie because I was in that life
28:44
jacket from the jump. Hey, look, Kiky ever noticed when she uncomfortable,
28:48
the first thing she's gonna say, I'm not with my crowd. You
28:53
know, you're not supposed to be here. That's how we got to your
28:56
party. What that means is I'm not around nobody who's gonna save my life.
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No, a lot of the crowd, That's all she said about the
29:04
party. It's not my crowd. Tone all people try. People loved you
29:08
at that part. I love people from this microphone. I love y'all.
29:14
But when I'm in a space and they a ain going on, I don't
29:17
feel like nobody in charge. You know what I'm saying. No, they
29:19
no responsibility. I'm like, this is not for me. Like I go
29:23
to the places where it's a security man at the door, like I can
29:29
because I'm somewhere and it's just everybody's water. I was like, oh hell
29:33
no. I was like, oh, baby, give me off this boat.
29:36
I don't even know. I think we didn't pass the weight limit.
29:37
Like I don't I know this boat for me, So I will never do
29:41
that again, y'all. I was tell you on the boat no, I
29:48
was like, I looked at the town. Oh this is past boat tony
29:51
times. It's so dark. No. Yeah. The one thing that people
29:56
know, what they learn about me is that I'm a really good person is
30:02
saying no. And they were like, yo, but you know why you
30:04
didn't. No. Hey, look I let you go on pieces brow and
30:08
we were okay. We was with Kendrew. So Kendrew, I'm like,
30:11
it got to be a yacht. It got to me. What got me?
30:15
Said? I said, my sis, don't do nothing. It's gonna
30:18
be I'm thinking Diddy finna pull up and get us. No disrespect to the
30:22
boat we was on. She was. I said that I weigh more than
30:30
this boat. What am I supposed to do? So that is what it
30:33
was, y'all. We got sold when we heard boat. I was like,
30:41
oh, we on the boat, but he said, but what they
30:44
say on the way to the boat. Y'all know it was your big one.
30:47
We saw it going over. You gotta pass big boats to get to
30:49
the little boat. So we was passing boats and then we got there and
30:56
they was like this, she said, oh this. I thought they was
31:03
joking. I'm not even gonna lie. I thought they were jokings. I
31:07
thought he's playing a joke on us. I's like, she's being funny because
31:10
I'm just I said, this is Kendrick. I know we're finna get on
31:12
the Spirit of Chicago. Yeah. I thought, you know, we finna
31:15
get on the big boats. Baby, we got on them. I'm sorry,
31:21
No, that's that's that's classic. And he was calling it a yacht
31:26
and and and that might be my ignorance because I don't know what yacht the
31:33
language boat language. That may have well been a yacht in the boat language.
31:37
But when I think of wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
31:40
wait wait, when I think Chink jay Z video, yeah, when yacht,
31:45
yeah, that might be me being or no brother, y'all about to
31:51
get on the yacht and y'all got on something that looked like a canoe.
31:53
I don't want to lie. I thought he's just said. I could have
31:56
one. They just said boat, but just being with who he was with,
31:59
I said, I know, Mysca, I know she pulling up on
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diddy yacht. I know it. And then was inviting everybody like he's coming.
32:05
Yeah, no having an RSVP people minimal, a full person minimum,
32:14
talk about who going wow. Oh so yeah, tell you wrong, because
32:19
you could have told us no. Look, I let people go do what
32:22
you do. I love you. I'm glad we did. I had to
32:25
find two new co hoss little skinny, funny dude, another funny back that
32:30
big girl. It's got potential, the potential cast the headline. I cannot
32:37
I can't. I can't run through that. All right, all right?
32:42
Oh what else you got? Man? You should have warned us, But
32:44
y'all do need to get a boat though, Like at some point, I
32:47
mean, come on, Tom, damn. I mean that was you know,
32:51
people going and me in the comments like Tom, why you don't have
32:53
a boat, Like I was like, I got marble, that's the boat
33:01
payment. I'm like, yeah, get first of all, stop comments.
33:08
God damn, I ain't y'all man, don't bother me that comments. I'm
33:15
mad at that. Then I get mad as hell because everybody's going to be
33:20
acting like I'm some kind of broken because I don't want to buy boat.
33:24
I just wake up and choose violence. I woke up that day and said
33:28
Ton needs a boat. You need a boat. I don't need a boat.
33:30
We could call renaissent or somebody you need about this summer. You have
33:36
worked hard, you been on the park because to have a boat. Okay,
33:42
you are actor, a bike ride or cyclist, you just turn to
33:46
have a boat. I don't understand this. Yeah, what is going on?
33:52
People like day you friends with Tom? I'm like, yeah, I
33:54
can't get on no boat. Though I'm not one, I'm not getting a
33:58
boat. Why? But I am shot to Hennessy. I am gonna get
34:02
a boat for me black scene, but definitely for Lallapaluz that I'm gonna make
34:07
sure I got two spaces for you. Make sure you got two life jackets.
34:10
Yeah, no, we gonna it's gonna be a Hennessy boat. Right,
34:15
we're talking about sixty three foot or something. Big big, Okay,
34:19
I'm gonna get a big it's gonna be big. Yeah. I don't throw
34:21
the life jacket on a bigger. But now we're gonna get a nice size
34:24
boat. But now that is what what I'll do there. It is Okay,
34:29
that sounds fun. That's gonna be great, becau. I'm gonna tell
34:30
everybody it's your boat. I'm like, y'all take me for four hours?
34:36
Is mine for four hours? Just fine? I'm sorry about that. Yeah,
34:42
you have people coming for me. It's the a a that I just
34:45
take the beating on the pot. If y'all ever notice that, it's fine.
34:47
I'm the ass of every joke, but I'll take that. I threw
34:50
everybody in there. I threw Leon and the bad real like I got a
34:54
plane. You don't have a boat. Work harder, Yeah, work hereverybody'll,
34:58
y'all need to work harder. So before we get out of here,
35:04
can we talk about New York? Or we're not gonna talk about York.
35:07
We're gonna talk about New York. Yeah, because you're in the midst of
35:12
getting ready to get you a very prestigious award. Yes, okay, can
35:15
we talk about that a little bit different because I got a Gracie award.
35:20
You do have a grac shout. Let's tell everybody. Okay, it's like
35:30
to me, it's equivalent to a Grammy okay for radio women, women in
35:34
radio, women in Media Television, Okay, Okay. So it's a Gracie
35:37
Award named after Gracie Allen. Y'all look club. But she was a phenomenal
35:40
woman in the media space, comedian, all type of stuff. And it's
35:45
an award that's given out to women who have excelled in their field. And
35:49
I'm gonna tell you this in all seriousness, Like I Gracie was on my
35:54
vision board for like fifteen years in my into my career. Wow, I'm
36:00
saying, And I've been and I'm not even trying to actually I'm pop my,
36:02
I've been. I've been a full time radio jock this year too,
36:06
and I got a great come on. Now, I'm just saying, I'm
36:08
joining the likes of Tamor Hall. I'm joining the likes of Angela Yee,
36:13
Angie Martinez, you know the girls, the girls, And so I'm one,
36:17
yeah, and I'm gonna starting a different and I'm gonna get a boat
36:21
so that you get on that, so that y'all can get on my boat.
36:27
But yeah, yeah, I saw Kiki coming before everybody, Okay there
36:32
did believe in me. He did. I'm believe in before everybody. I'm
36:37
really excited about this, Gracie. This is dope, This is next level.
36:39
This is like an oscar if she was a actress. You know what
36:44
I'm saying. This is like a golden globe if she was a daytime television
36:49
come on, come on now. Yes, it's like a final championship if
36:53
she was in the n B A yes, and Tony's own daddy, Yes,
37:02
okay, cool there, all right, you see it. My baby
37:08
girl made it to the pod. Yeah, the baby girl made it to
37:15
the pod. And all right, looks like it's gonna have to wrap this
37:19
up. Loot fintle thoughts, but yeah again, guys, flyer, you
37:25
see it up. Make sure r s v P r VP for the live
37:30
pod. That's very, very important, the rs VP for the live pod
37:34
because trap can only hurt hold so many people. You can only hold so
37:37
many people, So make sure you guys, r v P, r g
37:40
P. Final thought, Kiki, I just can't wait to see everybody at
37:44
the live pod. I will be selling my big girl calling out the T
37:49
shirts. So make sure y'all come with you the coins where you gon have
37:52
some merch for y'all and we got some things coming for the pod as well.
37:58
Yeah man, big things coming for the pot. Just get your tickets.
38:00
We can't wait to see y'all live. Yeah yah, because yeah absolutely
38:04
free. Are absolutely free. And with that being said, enjoy the rest
38:07
of your holiday. You already know what more can we say?