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Serial Sisters and Ellen’s Wrath with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
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  Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 2: There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else. Heather MacDonald has got
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  Speaker 1: the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're
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  Speaker 4: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mr. Sacred Serial Data,
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 5: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: I've got Chris Frangiola coming in here any second to
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  Speaker 1: talk about a crazy weekend and everything that's happened in
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  Speaker 1: pop culture. But first, I just want to give you
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  Speaker 1: my thoughts on all the shit that's gone down with
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And there's a lot, baby.
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  Speaker 1: And you better believe we're going to talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: All right. That was an Erica melding into a Lisa
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  Speaker 1: running in case you didn't notice. Um, Let's get into this.
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  Speaker 1: This is a fabulous drunk-drawn photo. You know I love
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  Speaker 1: this person. And it's Kathy leading a conga line. And
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  Speaker 1: you're probably wondering, why is that? Well, for those of
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  Speaker 1: you that may not know exactly what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: this is worth listening to, even if you do not
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  Speaker 1: watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because there's so many
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  Speaker 1: juicy layers that involve Siblings and sisters and Hollywood and
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  Speaker 1: jealousy and success and reality TV and all of it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton and the girl's. The entire cast, except for
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  Speaker 1: Garcelle and Cherie, I think all went to Caribou Club,
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  Speaker 1: which is a private dining club. No cameras are allowed.
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  Speaker 1: So none of the producers even decided to weasel their
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  Speaker 1: way in and maybe record on a phone. So we
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  Speaker 1: have no actual recording of what happened. However, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of the girls, including Sutton, said Kathy was very upset
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  Speaker 1: and Because she wanted to do a conga line and
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  Speaker 1: nobody wanted to do the conga line. Nobody really was
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  Speaker 1: feeling the conga line. And that really upset Kathy Hilton.
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  Speaker 1: And she pointed at me and she said, then we
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  Speaker 1: have to leave. And if you don't leave with me
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  Speaker 1: right now, Sutton, you aren't my friend. Well, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to and joined the caribou club. So, and then according
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  Speaker 1: to other people that have, you know, attested to this,
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  Speaker 1: the big thing is that Kathy was upset. not only
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  Speaker 1: upset about the girls and doing the conga line, but
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  Speaker 1: then she wanted to hear a song. And she went
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  Speaker 1: up to the DJ and allegedly said, play my best friend,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson song, Billie Jean. And the DJ didn't in
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  Speaker 1: which then she referred to him as an old effing
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  Speaker 1: derogatory word for a homophobic slur DJ. Okay. That is
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  Speaker 1: what is alleged at that point. Lisa Rinna, according to
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Rinna said, she's having a meltdown. I will leave
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  Speaker 1: with you. You girls get your credit card, get your coat, stay, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I will be the good sister, friend, whatever, and take her.
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  Speaker 1: So just Lisa Rinna and Kathy got in a Sprinter
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  Speaker 1: van with no recording devices and And that sprinter van
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  Speaker 1: driver is being held, I don't know where, on Epstein Island. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where he is, but no one is speaking, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, can we have one other person besides Lisa
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  Speaker 1: Rinna tell us what was said? And we will never,
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  Speaker 1: ever get that for a number of reasons. According to
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Rinna, in that sprinter van, and then when they
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  Speaker 1: got back to Kyle's house, in which there were only
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  Speaker 1: two there, Kathy went on a full-blown rant where she
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  Speaker 1: was using Very problematic words to describe people. And then
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  Speaker 1: also that she said she was very angry at Kyle
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  Speaker 1: and she said, I've made Kyle. I will take Kyle
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  Speaker 1: and her family down if it's the last thing I do,
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  Speaker 1: according to Lisa Renna. And she broke her glasses and
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  Speaker 1: she was pouting. And Lisa Renna was locked inside of
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  Speaker 1: her room texting Erica and Diane Jenkins, the boringest lip
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  Speaker 1: smacking chick that's ever lived, about how horrible it was.
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  Speaker 1: in which they were writing her back being like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my God, I don't believe it. You were being so
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  Speaker 1: nice by taking Kathy home. So the next day, Kathy
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  Speaker 1: stays in her room. She doesn't leave. They all go
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  Speaker 1: on the private jet without her. And Kyle's there with Mauricio.
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  Speaker 1: And she says, I don't know. You know, it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: because my four daughters never fight. They don't have jealousy issues.
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  Speaker 1: But my sisters and I did. We would physically scratch
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  Speaker 1: and hurt each other. Okay, so now this is where
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  Speaker 1: I find the whole sister dynamic interesting. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: always hear about Big Kathy. That's the mom of them.
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  Speaker 1: She was married four times. She had multiple husbands. They
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  Speaker 1: have different dads. And she was quite the social climber.
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  Speaker 1: And she lived, you know, a life that has been
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  Speaker 1: spoken about as pretty controversial as far as people have said.
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  Speaker 1: She was always telling her daughters, marry these rich men,
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  Speaker 1: have as many babies with them as possible. Kim Richards
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  Speaker 1: has been married three or four times, has four different
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  Speaker 1: baby daddies. Each one was richer than the next. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking Davis money, Hilton money, the richest old money
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  Speaker 1: that you could find in L.A. Kathy Hilton knew who
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  Speaker 1: their eligible sons were. and was making it happen for
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  Speaker 1: her daughters. So the question is, did Big Kathy breed
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  Speaker 1: jealousy among her daughters? I don't mean to blame a parent,
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  Speaker 1: but I do think it's interesting when you're raised in
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  Speaker 1: a family where there's jealousy as siblings. I was a
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  Speaker 1: product of that. And my kids so far have displayed
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  Speaker 1: no jealousy amongst each other. I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 1: my doing. I don't know if that was our own personalities.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because we were raised in,
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  Speaker 1: you know, 30 years, 30, 40 years ago, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Kathy and Kyle were raised. So I don't know why,
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  Speaker 1: why Kyle's daughters aren't jealous of each other and why
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  Speaker 1: my kids aren't, but we are both raised similarly. So
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  Speaker 1: similar dynamics with some of our siblings. So I find
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  Speaker 1: that really interesting. What is the jealousy between these three
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  Speaker 1: sisters and why? So I'm reading everything and Bravo fans
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  Speaker 1: are saying, well, it's, You know, Kyle wouldn't have ever
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  Speaker 1: been in this position if it wasn't for Paris Hilton,
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  Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton's daughter. We saw Kyle, besides small glimpses in acting,
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  Speaker 1: which she did not have a name as an actress,
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  Speaker 1: when she was like on a documentary or an e-special
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  Speaker 1: about Paris. That is where she kind of came on
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  Speaker 1: people's radar. And then, of course, she got on Beverly Hills,
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, in which Kathy didn't. To
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  Speaker 1: this day, I'm not 100% sure if Kathy was asked
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  Speaker 1: to go along with Kim and Kyle or if they
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  Speaker 1: thought three sisters would dominate the cast and they chose
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  Speaker 1: not to have Kathy or if Kathy chose not to
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  Speaker 1: do it. But a year later, she joined Paris in
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  Speaker 1: a one-season bomb on Oxygen called World According to Paris
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  Speaker 1: in which they took on their new best friend, Brooke Mueller,
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  Speaker 1: who was– Charlie Sheen's drug addicted, 21 times to rehab,
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  Speaker 1: going through a ton of drug addiction, mother of his
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  Speaker 1: twin boys. She was featured on that show as Kathy's
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  Speaker 1: good friend who Kathy was trying to save. Very weird.
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  Speaker 1: The show lasted one season. Cut to now. She's on
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  Speaker 1: the show. She's a fan favorite. Everyone loves her hunky
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  Speaker 1: dory as if she doesn't know what hunky dory is.
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  Speaker 1: People like this persona. So a lot of people are
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  Speaker 1: team Kathy in this. They don't trust Lisa Renna's account
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  Speaker 1: of it all. Well, then enter LA super attorney, Marty Singer,
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  Speaker 1: who allegedly is representing Kathy in this mess. The next
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  Speaker 1: day or that night, Kathy texts Lisa Renna and was like,
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  Speaker 1: silence is golden. I'm not saying anything. I appreciate, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't even say, don't say anything. She just says,
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  Speaker 1: silence is golden. I'm not saying anything. And you don't either.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa's like, I don't know what to do. Now, what's
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  Speaker 1: really interesting is the day after this blow up in Aspen,
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  Speaker 1: according to people that researched Kyle's Instagram, Kyle posted a
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  Speaker 1: photo of she and Lisa Rinna in Aspen. Lisa's wearing
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  Speaker 1: the Balenciaga coat or whatever you call it, cloak, that
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  Speaker 1: she wore the whole time. And Kyle wrote, oh, you
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  Speaker 1: better believe we're going to talk about it. Now, was
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  Speaker 1: that just, let me come up with a funny saying,
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  Speaker 1: or was that she and Lisa Rinna had a conversation
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  Speaker 1: about her sister Kathy's horrible behavior and Kyle has given
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  Speaker 1: the go-ahead to to one of the members of the
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  Speaker 1: Fab Force Five, like she gave the bat signal, Lisa Rinna,
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  Speaker 1: go off, release the info. Release the info to the
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  Speaker 1: world about how awful my sister, can be. And then
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Rinna's like, I got you fab five sister. I
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  Speaker 1: got you. And now that it's all these months later
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  Speaker 1: and we know that the reunion happened and all the
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  Speaker 1: protected her sister Kathy in all of this and seems
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  Speaker 1: to have left Lisa Renna out in the cold. And
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Renna not having a sister because her sister passed
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  Speaker 1: of drug addiction, and also they had quite a large
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  Speaker 1: age difference, might not really understand how weird this sister
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  Speaker 1: dynamic is. Kyle being the youngest, She wants to make good.
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  Speaker 1: Her daughter's getting married. The kids are all so close.
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  Speaker 1: As someone that would get in fights with my sister,
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  Speaker 1: growing up, my sister had children first and I'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is around the corner. Let me suck it up.
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  Speaker 1: Even though there's verbal abuse and mean things, let me
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  Speaker 1: suck it up because otherwise Christmas isn't going to be
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  Speaker 1: fun without my nieces and nephew. So I understand that
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  Speaker 1: mentality and then put it on a global scale of
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  Speaker 1: the TV show. But when Kathy says, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: take Kyle down and her family. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: brewing up. And I don't think this is about television.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is about real estate. When Kyle divorced
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  Speaker 1: her first rich husband and fell in love with Mauricio,
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  Speaker 1: they lived in a small apartment and took their real
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  Speaker 1: estate test together. And then Mauricio started working for Hilton Highland,
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  Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton's company.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And did quite well, and that's what he was doing
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  Speaker 1: when the show of Beverly Hills Real House came on.
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  Speaker 1: As you know, a couple years later, he went off
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  Speaker 1: by himself to do the agency, and it has far
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  Speaker 1: surpassed Hilton and Highland as a real estate firm. And
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  Speaker 1: now Kathy and her daughters and Mauricio are going to
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  Speaker 1: have their own Netflix reality real estate show, which is
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  Speaker 1: going to put those daughters on the map, much like
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  Speaker 1: Paris Hilton. did with the simple life. So I think
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  Speaker 1: there's some of that that's happening. And then much like
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  Speaker 1: dysfunctional families, a couple of days later, Kathy shows up
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  Speaker 1: to Crystal's great Gatsby party, acting like nothing happened. She
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  Speaker 1: trusts she's fine with Lisa Renna. She thinks there's nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion, it was after this party at Crystal's
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  Speaker 1: that then The cease and desist letters came from Marty
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  Speaker 1: Singer to the girls saying, do not talk about this anymore. Also,
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  Speaker 1: patrons at the Caribou Club apparently did witness this outburst
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  Speaker 1: by Kathy and did tell people of the media. But
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  Speaker 1: before they could share it, they were allegedly, they were
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  Speaker 1: given legal papers saying, not to talk about it or
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  Speaker 1: an NDA or whatever. And that's why, because I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: where are the witnesses? Where is the person that drove
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  Speaker 1: the sprinter van? I'm sure he had to sign something
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  Speaker 1: because he was probably working for Bravo. Or did he
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  Speaker 1: receive one from Marty Singer? Listen, if I got something
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  Speaker 1: from Marty Singer, Marty, if you're listening to this, I
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  Speaker 1: am just repeating what I'm told and it's all alleged.
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  Speaker 1: Don't come after me. But it's also kind of scary
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  Speaker 1: that people are so scared now to speak because if
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  Speaker 1: someone has a really powerful attorney, even if you're in
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  Speaker 1: the right, you're like, shit, now here's a big show.
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  Speaker 1: And again, allegedly the girls have not seen the last
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  Speaker 1: three episodes that Marty Singer and other attorneys are, are
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  Speaker 1: pouring over the episodes. And that even if the girls
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  Speaker 1: said something to back up Lisa Renna's account and their
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  Speaker 1: own account that makes Kathy Hilton look bad, People are
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  Speaker 1: believing that that's being cut out of the current episodes
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  Speaker 1: that we're seeing in their interviews. And it probably most
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  Speaker 1: likely will be cut out of the reunion that we witness. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle just wants to have a nice wedding with her sister.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's very frustrating, I think, for the fans
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  Speaker 1: and for everybody that's on the cast of like what's
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. And then other final thought, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: playing all the different sides. Other big fans of Kathy's
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  Speaker 1: feel that this whole thing was exaggerated and put out
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  Speaker 1: by Lisa Rinna, who is part of the Fab Five
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  Speaker 1: force or whatever it's called, with Erica to divert attention
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  Speaker 1: from Erica's poor behavior on the trip where she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about anybody. It's my earrings
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  Speaker 1: and I'm the only victim I care about. So they
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  Speaker 1: feel that this was a planned attack to divert attention.
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  Speaker 1: the attention from Erica. Let's have a new villain, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And the fact also that Kathy makes a lot of money,
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to film the first half of the show.
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  Speaker 1: We never see her husband, Rick Hilton. He's completely protected
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  Speaker 1: by this. He never goes to any parties. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm adding. I've not heard one person mention Rick Hilton,
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  Speaker 1: but it is kind of interesting that he doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to go to anything and is never featured. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think most wives would like to have that clause
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  Speaker 1: removed to say, I don't need to feature my husband.
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  Speaker 1: God forbid he says the wrong thing or, or, or, or,
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  Speaker 1: you know, is rude to me. Like Tom was to Erica. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm always like, Erica, I'm talking, which she brings up later.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about that in a minute. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. So, you know, what was that
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  Speaker 1: the case? It's so juicy. It's so good. Erica is
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  Speaker 1: featured in next. There was a sneak preview on Wednesday's
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  Speaker 1: show in which she has no makeup and is doing
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  Speaker 1: Zoom therapy. And the therapist brings up how awful Tom was.
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  Speaker 1: which luckily we do have money of that. And he
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  Speaker 1: was an old crotchety man that definitely shot her down,
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  Speaker 1: told her to not interrupt him. And there definitely was
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  Speaker 1: not an equal balance at all in that relationship. And
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  Speaker 1: not surprising. She met him when she was married him
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  Speaker 1: when she was 26 or met him when she was
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  Speaker 1: 26 or something. And he was like in his late 50s.
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  Speaker 1: And he was already super rich. So that was never
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  Speaker 1: going to be an equal marriage anyway. And we see
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  Speaker 1: their dynamic on the show. So in this therapy session,
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  Speaker 1: she's trying to garner sympathy from the viewers at home.
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  Speaker 1: She's now playing to the viewers. People also think she
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: was playing to the viewers when they were making the
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  Speaker 1: chocolate with Dorit in the last episode that she was
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  Speaker 1: getting this information out when she said, sometimes the people
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  Speaker 1: who care. are the most powerful, have the most to hide,
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  Speaker 1: meaning Kathy Hilton. So like how planned out is this stuff? Also,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle saw a therapist and Kyle on her stories this
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  Speaker 1: weekend posted, my therapist said, I don't think you have
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  Speaker 1: social anxiety. I think you're surrounded by the wrong people.
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  Speaker 1: And that really hit me. The entire time you think
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  Speaker 1: it's you, it may just be that the people around
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  Speaker 1: you are toxic or do not align with you. Be very,
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  Speaker 1: very careful who you let in. So she's letting everyone know,
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  Speaker 1: I see a therapist, and my therapist says, it's not me,
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  Speaker 1: it's them. This also could be a hint that maybe
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  Speaker 1: she's not going to come back next season either, and
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  Speaker 1: she's going to focus on her Netflix show with her family.
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  Speaker 1: And this could be, she could be saying, maybe Lisa
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  Speaker 1: Renna started this thing that's caused my life more turmoil
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  Speaker 1: than I would have wanted. Or she could be pointing
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  Speaker 1: at her sister or everybody in general around her. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Also, I just saw a clip. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's mentioned in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's coming on Wednesday. Or if Kathy Hilton shared
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: this moment with E because E was showing it. But
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  Speaker 1: it is now Kathy Hilton sitting down with a therapist
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  Speaker 1: who brings up her mother and how her mother was controlling,
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  Speaker 1: meaning big Kathy. And also brings, Kathy Hilton says, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch Paris's documentary about her going to the horrible
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  Speaker 1: schools where she was abused. I don't want to see it.
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  Speaker 1: So again, she's revealing, I had a fucked up childhood.
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  Speaker 1: I might react. And according to this clinical therapist, I
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  Speaker 1: might have a right to react that way. Again, audience
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  Speaker 1: that I'm sharing my therapy session. I mean, therapy is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be really one-on-one and private, but I guess
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  Speaker 1: if you're on a reality show, let me show the therapist.
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  Speaker 1: Like a lot of people Once they're no longer relevant,
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  Speaker 1: they go on a therapy tour, and they write all
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  Speaker 1: about their therapy in their latest book, and they go,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I was an asshole. This therapist said, it's
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  Speaker 1: because I had this sad thing happen to me when
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  Speaker 1: I was a child. So you can love me now
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  Speaker 1: if you hated me last year. You should love me
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  Speaker 1: because I want to remind you, I didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: perfect childhood. Nobody's had a perfect childhood. Doesn't give you
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  Speaker 1: a reason to be an asshole as a full-blown, working,
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  Speaker 1: functioning adult in Hollywood. That's my opinion. Um, okay. Now
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  Speaker 1: let's bring on Chris Frangiola to get into the latest. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: And we are back with our favorite Chris Frangiola coming
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  Speaker 1: off a hot weekend together.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like we've spent a lot of time together.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: When I walked in today, were you like, hi, we've
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: seen enough of you for a couple of days?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: No, because I never feel like that, but I think
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: it's very obvious that you do.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: No, I don't. I, we, we spent a lot of
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: time together.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest. Yeah. You mentioned, um, real estate potential.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And you're like, surprisingly, you know, we kind of are
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: interested in this one house near me. And I said, Oh,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the street. No, no. You found one in my area. Right.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: And I said, I can do better than that. Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Cause there's a couple, like one, it's not directly across
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the street. It's three, it's down three.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: But I can walk to my mailbox and I could
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: see you at your mailbox okay if you were to
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: buy it and I said another one's coming out and
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: that seemed to real really shut down the whole discussion
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm like you know what fine like I get
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: it like I I mean I lived next door to
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: my mother and I neither of us abused that situation
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: and she was my real mother so I don't know
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: why you think I'm going to just be like coming
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: over with Barbies every day to play with Beckett. And
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: if I did do that, you'd be blessed. Right.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not, I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm protecting all of us.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: I think I'm protecting you from me. Uh, Peter for me,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: you know, I think it would be a lot.
• 20:46
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  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: What happens next?
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, how much do you talk to the people
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: in your neighborhood? Like, you know, do you go over
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: to their house?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: The neighbors that are moving have been there like one
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: or two years longer than we have. So like their
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: whole kid's childhood. And we always enjoyed them. There were
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: times in our lives where we were a little more
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: social with them. Like when the kids were little, then
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: there was a big chunk where we really would only
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: just see them and chat with them once in a while.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Always completely normal and delightful. Lately, we've hung out a
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: little bit more because they've come on the boat.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Which I was a little bit like, shit, why didn't
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: we spend more time with you guys? You're so fucking fun.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: You know, they're like boozers and fun.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But so far, no, no weirdness ever happened through all
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: those years.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Well, that's good.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And the one time I really needed a neighbor, he
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: was there, which was this time that I couldn't open
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the door and I had to get a flight. And
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: he and his son like broke down the door for me.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: But this is something that I don't know if I'd
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: want to do. I don't know if I want to be. Now,
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: what time of day was that? Was that like midnight?
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It was like 10 at night on Halloween and I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: had to catch a red eye.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: That's if I see you walking up my driveway, that's
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: when I close the blinds. But also, I don't know
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: if we can talk about this, but doesn't Whitney Cummings
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: live kind of near you?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: You happened to spot her one time?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I chased her during COVID whenever I was riding bikes.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: She was basically Dorothy and I was the Wicked Witch
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: chasing after her.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And she acted like she didn't see me. I think
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: she might have even had a little dog in the basket.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: But she admitted on a podcast that she did see you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: She did see me and she said she acted like
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: she did and she kept writing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Okay. Well, I wouldn't do that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe you're right. All right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Well, anyway.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe we keep a healthy distance.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: A solid 15-minute drive.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: It's been a good working relationship for many years. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: don't want to ruin it by not opening your door
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: at 10 p.m.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: How was the travel experience with Annie and you and
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: me and all of it? What is your thoughts on
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: this weekend? Seattle and Portland, great crowds.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: I have to say this. Now that I have a
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: little distance from it, the live shows are more fun
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: than they've ever been. I think we've done them in
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Irvine before, and I feel like these were... you're much
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: better produced. They're more fun. I feel like you got
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: it down now. I feel like the audiences were fun.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: I feel like they were really fun.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I'm excited too. And the next one
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you asked me about, the next one is on, uh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: it's almost sold out. Literally. I don't even know how
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: many seats, maybe we have like 20 seats left. That is, uh,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: October 15th. You're going to get all the juicy scoop.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So that is why I bring it up. And also
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I have Carlos King who was a producer, uh, of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: potomac and atlanta so very inside scoop and he was
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: on my show and you guys loved him so that's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: october 15th but then let's talk about vegas i want
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to make it clear chris frangiola is coming even though
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: yesterday he said am i coming to that i'm like
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: i've been telling everybody.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: You're coming i i was just making sure i knew
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: i was i was in my calendar but i would
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: you'd kind of given me kind of like a half.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That's not true justin is coming yeah 100 he's coming
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: And Brandy and Julie, 100%.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to feature all of you guys individually,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: all of you together. It's going to be so freaking fun.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: And I think that one is very close to selling out, too.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And that's at the Venetian. So perfect, fun, great hotel.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: To stay at. Very excited about this.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Great restaurants, great shopping. Just like a really doable weekend.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Haven't been to Vegas in a long time. It's going
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: to be like back in Vegas.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Very exciting.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to plan some fun for us to
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: do before and after.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Now here's where you're getting to travel.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Because there is a lot of planning of fun things
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: You guys, Annie, I'm going to include Annie in this
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: as well. You get to the airport. It's a little
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: late for me.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, Dad.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Let's say the flight's at 10 a.m. And then you
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: guys are like, what time should we get the Lyft
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: or Uber? And you're like, oh, 945. And I'm like, whoa,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: that's a little close.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: But I travel every weekend alone, so it's difficult. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: have my quirks, as we all do. Travel quirks.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: And you guys break all my travel quirks.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, right. Well, good to know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: But I love spending time with you.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Well, we did have a moment, a titanic moment. If
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: you're a family in the... Going down to the Titanic. Yes.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: So the Portland airport was extremely crowded. Long, long lines
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: for TSA.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: So was Seattle.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Something I've never seen. And yes, I've never seen that. Now,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you and I have the TSA pre-check. Right. Little Annie,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: who just has become a full-blown adult, she doesn't have
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: TSA pre-check.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so- One time it was getting close, Seattle,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and that was close. And so I said to the guy, look,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: she's my daughter and we're doing a show and she's
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the producer of it. Can she come through TSA PreCheck?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And that guy let you do that, right? Seattle was
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: nice enough for her. So now we do Portland and
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, just get in the line. They're not going
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to turn you away once you get to the top,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: So we get there and the Portland guy was not
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: having it. He goes, either all three of you can
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: go back to the to the general admission.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Which is a huge line.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Or the two of you go ahead and leave this
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: quote unquote daughter to just fend for herself.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And I go, well, what's the other option? I go, well,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: could we go to the general admission but kind of
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: cut in the line like here? And he goes, yes. Right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: But there's still eight people ahead of us and we
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: still have to take off our shoes. So of course
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I choose that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: This was a moment I felt a little Titanic-y. I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: also felt like I was the.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Billy Zane on the Titanic. I would punch a woman
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: to get on the life raft.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You're like, no. We don't have a choice. We've already
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: claimed that we're a family together. So I can't let
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you just go do TSA. So now I'm like, now
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I felt like we were married. Recently married. You're the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: mean stepdad.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: It did feel like that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know what to do.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Do I choose my daughter? Do I choose the guy
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: that's giving it to me good? Because we've been having
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: great sex for a few years. Yeah, yeah. But like, fuck.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Again, my daughter came first. Like, I had my daughter
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: before you. Like, it was a big... And mostly because
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I think you had very stylist shoes on.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Well, that's because... That weren't ties.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: They weren't your slip-on shoes.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Because I never go through regular anymore. I've been a
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: long time to that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So now you've done full cute shoes.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: So I wouldn't have worn those had I known I
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: was going to regular people. The commoners. Yeah, the commoners.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: And I'm also about, like, traveling in groups is not
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: necessarily my strong suit. And I believe when you're traveling
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: in groups, once you get to the airport, at that point,
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: it's every man for himself. Like, figure your shit out.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: And Annie is, I know she's young and whatever, but
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: at that point, I was willing... to let her, you know.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Drown?
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Drown. Yes, I was willing to let her drown. I
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: was moving on with my life. I've been doing this.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: And I was going to let both of you drown.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: And keep my fuse on.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Well, Annie's mom, you told your mom what happened. And
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Annie's mother herself said dad would have left us as well.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Her parents agreed with me. They were like, I would
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: have let her drown as well. It's every man for
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: himself when it gets to group travel.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway, we had fun.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: One more thing. Yes, please go. We have other ones
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: coming up in November.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Excited about those.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, we do. And those are selling really, really well. Philly, Boston.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: D.C. And D.C.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: And they're all selling really well. Those will be sold
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: out for sure. Yeah. And we'll have a lot of
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: fun there as well.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Now, when those happen, I will be doing the Lyfts
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: and the Ubers.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Because I feel like, I don't know what it is
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: about my phone, I feel like I see better than
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: you seem to see your phone. Because sometimes... We were
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: across the street from the Seattle airport. Across the street.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Like we could have walked.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: At the hotel. Yes, we absolutely could have. And I...
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Can I explain what I did? I put in.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, now you guys know when you put in, you'll
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: see a bunch of things that will pop up. Alaska.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Well, Alaska Airlines is where we're going from Seattle to Portland.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: And....
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: What I should have done is just put the airport,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and then oftentimes they go, okay, domestic, which one? But
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I jumped the gun and just put Alaska in there.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And so we get in the car, and after about
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: 15 minutes, we show up at the offices of the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Alaska airline.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: The Alaska training facility.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Like off campus. Like, and now at one point we're driving,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I'm like, why are we, are we going to the airport?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: The guy goes, no, you're going to the Alaska training facility.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: To the point where the lift then says like, are
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you being raped and trafficked? Like we're this, we've been
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: noticing this trip is taking a little long, you know?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Are you okay?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Are you okay?
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Our guy was obviously great and it was my fault.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So from here on out, I'll be doing that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: That's it. Just for Boston and Philly and, and DC.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I love it. Um, Page six. Your girl. Say her name.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Emily Rentajewski. Rentajewski.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: They're calling them Bradajewski. How are they saying this? Anyway,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Brad and her are seeing each other.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, Bradajewski.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: According to page six. Just out. Brad Pitt and Emily
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: have been out a few times. Sources confirmed to page six.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: But are they officially dating? We don't know. Are they
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: planning their podcast together? Possibly. Wow.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Possibly.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Possibly.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I have to say, this is a good-looking couple. Let
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: that happen. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He's a little old for her.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: He is a little old.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: How old? Can you look up her age? And his,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I want to say, he's at least like 58 now.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: 58, I think, yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: And I know he's gorgeous. Yeah. Also, is it true
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: he started his own skincare line, or did I dream that?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: You did tell me that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's true. I mean, he is
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: a good... 58 and she's 31. 58 and 31, that's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: That is a lot.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yeah. gorgeousness abound, but like, and, and I,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I did read, I think that he's doing a male
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: skincare line.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Which I'm like enough with these Uber, Uber stars getting
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: in the influencer game. Like, can we just have one
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: fucking thing?
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Like Jen Aniston has her own hair care line. JLo
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: has her own skincare line. Now he has his own
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: skincare line. Like, um, Lady Gaga has her own makeup. Like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, come on.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: A lot of tequila. You guys had the cereal of
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: the girl with the bows in her hair. Remember, didn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: you get her cereal?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, JoJo Siwa had cereal. You're right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: And Brandon, Drake told me it was pretty good.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they loved it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: They got it at that store.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Bargain Market.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys were eating it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Grocery outlet, Bargain Market.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: And Drake told me, you know what? We bought it
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: as a joke, but not bad.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Delicious. Yeah. Delicious bows and all. Anyway, who knows? This
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: was juicy. Came out on Us Weekly that Kanye said, London,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I know how you feel. He seemingly compared the death
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: of Queen Elizabeth to the breakup of he and Kim.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's saying that the world compares
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: both those events similarly or just he himself compares it similarly.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Or like that they are our royal family. Like the
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Kardashians are our royal family maybe and.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: This week, though, he did an interview with someone, a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: lot of clips of it, and he's coming off delightfully
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: normal this week.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I think he can be. I think it's just a
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: meds thing.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: That's what a medical situation is, is that you go
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: ups and downs and go off and say, I don't
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: need my meds or I do need my meds or
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I tried a new med or whatever.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Right. Whatever.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It's circumstantial. It's all of the above. So what is.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: His beef that he seems to be having with Adidas
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: and the gap?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: And I don't really understand it. But now he says
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he's going to open his own thing. And he said
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: in whoever they interviewed him said, oh, Sway said or
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: somebody in an interview did a long time ago. Why
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: are you pairing up with these clothing things? Why don't
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you just do them yourself? And then he goes, well,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Sway was right or whatever. Like he was right. Now
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do my own. And every item is
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: only going to be $ 20.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: So I'm very confused why his Kanye sweatshirts were $ 300.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Why the ugly shoes, the ugly, like, wannabe Crocs. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: don't understand. And you're right. I don't understand why he's
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: mad at Gap, you know, that they tried to hang
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: up his clothes and he wanted them in garbage bags.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: He said Gap overpriced.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Which what– Yeah, the most expensive thing at Gap.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: And Matt at Adidas, Nike, everybody. I'm so confused and
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I just don't care.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: So 20 bucks.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: That's the new thing.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Wow. I didn't know that. Is he going to open
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: his own stores?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I guess now. This week. Who knows what's next week?
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I'll say this. I went into a Gap. I think
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: it was here in Woodland Hill, that mall. Yeah. And
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: they did have the big bag of stuff in the front.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: And I didn't know it was a Kanye thing at
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: that point.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I thought they hadn't unpacked it yet.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to work anymore.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: That's what I figured. But they were doing it right.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: They did do it the way he wanted it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Just a big bag of T-shirts.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Go through it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, Meghan, according to Daily Mail, Meghan Markle said that
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: she thought she'd be the Beyonce of the UK when
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: she married Harry. Now, I don't know if this is
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: from that scandalous book about her or what, but, you know,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: there you go. Well, it didn't work out.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: You mean like she'd be beloved?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Beloved, have her own beehive. Yeah. You know, the ego
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: of it all, but... I mean.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: She really can't win, huh? I mean, it's everything she
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: does is... Is there any fans?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of people that like her that
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: said she was very sweet when they met her going
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: down the line, that she couldn't have been nicer. There's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: TikTok saying how nice she was.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Hugging some people.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Hugging, yes. And then there's other people. Listen, I can
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: see why they need to blame somebody and they're not
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: going to blame Harry.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: That Harry left... and no longer is an active prince
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and is living in America and is not, you know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: best friends with his brother. And as a mom of boys,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: if I was to die, that would be heartbreaking that
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: just like Diana, that my boys aren't close anymore. It's like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: so I think they just, they want to scapegoat.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: And I mean, that seems to be what it is.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But also I think that she, is very calculating
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and there is a lot of truth to stuff that's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: in that scandalous book and a lot of things where she, um,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you know, act like definitely pursued humanitarian efforts and all
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that stuff, but really didn't do anything because she had
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: like studied that that's really how you meet the most
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: elite people. And I, so I have not read the
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: whole book, but I've read a lot of like book
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: reports on it basically that, that does sound pretty juicy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: But as you, as someone who, That knew her, worked
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: with her. Yes, yes. Delightful. Rolling knives and forks into
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: a cloth napkin.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: We had cloth napkins.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, at Mirabelle.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You said she was not acting like a Beyonce.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: No, she was absolutely wonderful. Like almost too nice.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, it was like a party fun time
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: on Sunset Boulevard at that time. And she was not
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: that at all. She was not like a partier or anything.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think that you are a good person
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to be talking to to say, hey.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's people that loved her from grammar school,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: liked her in college as probably a scorned boyfriend or
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: a girl. from college that didn't like her. I'm sure,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, who does, who has a, you know, completely
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: clean record? I guess the whole thing is how calculating
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: was she to marry Harry, act like she didn't know
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: who he was and asked, is he kind? Yeah. She
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: didn't know who Harry was. You wrote a, you had
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: a blog about pop culture. You're in Hollywood. He was everywhere. And,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: and that she had books about Diana and she was
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: obsessed with Diana. I, I, there's so many people that
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: when they meet some, there's so many famous people that
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: then they, when they meet somebody else, they go, Oh,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and he never even knew about my show. Like they,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that's like a big deal. Cause they don't want to
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: be with like a fan. And so I think sometimes
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: when you are pursuing someone who's famous, even though you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: know everything about them, maybe that's the way to get
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: them to like you to act like you're, unfazed by
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: their fame. And maybe she did that a little bit,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: but I don't believe that you, you know, are a
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: couple having two kids if you don't really love each
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: other now.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I would just like to say the last time we spoke.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Was via Instagram.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you and Megan.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Megan.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And yeah. How long ago was it?
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: This is when she still had a regular Megan Markle Instagram.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: She was on suits or maybe not even on suits yet.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's still suitcase girl on Instagram. And I had
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: written her in a DM, like, congratulations on, I think
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: it was Suits.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: And she wrote me back and said, oh, you too.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Like at that point, I think I had just done
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: my first Chelsea Lady Roundtable. She was like, that's exciting too. Like,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: good job. We'd both gotten out of the restaurant game
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: and we were on our way.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go. Don't anybody say I hate Meghan Markle.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I just said a nice thing about her.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: So there you go. All right. Moving on. I just
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: want to wrap up the Adam Levine. It's we're up
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to five or six girls now. I'm going to go
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: through them and then we'll talk about your thoughts. We
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: have been, we were talking on the live shows. Did
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: any of these girls actually meet him in person and
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like have sex with him?
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: And have we still haven't gotten to defend?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Well, there's another, okay. Brought out another DM from the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: original girl Sumner in which, um, she writes, I go
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: to Mexico this weekend. Ha ha ha. Adam writes, nice.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I need to go rub one out. That's my, then
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: my head will be clear. I often think about when
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you used to get me into that place where I
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: literally would stare and drool and do whatever you told me.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Ha ha. He says, delete this immediately. She says, I
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: do too. Meaning think about you. I don't even know
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: how you did it. And then it got cut off. But, um,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So a lot of people would think that is referencing
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: a time that they physically got together. It could also
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: be that he rubbed one out when they FaceTimed.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she got him to a place or whatever. Now,
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: can I say this? In all that chatter they had
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: back and forth, there was never pictures sent back and forth?
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: She doesn't have dick pics or anything like that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, he doesn't have pictures of her?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: So I think no matter what, it's really gross that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: he's like a chronic DM-er.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And maybe they have an open relationship. Maybe she doesn't care.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: It's just humiliating to his wife that now the world
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: knows that they're not this perfect couple and all of this.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: And it's just embarrassing. And his DM-ing is gross. Like
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: some of the embarrassing things. Oh, this guy had compared
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: his tattoos to the outside of a Chipotle bag, which
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: really made us laugh.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: This girl, her name's Allison Rose, you know, her photo looks,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and she said that there's another girl that said she
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: got inappropriate stuff from a 17-year-old. He also used a
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: really embarrassing emoji to, like, thumbs up himself. This girl says,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: shows her DMs in a TikTok, the Allison Rose, saying,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: he says, I shouldn't be talking to you. You know that, right?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: So he knows she shouldn't be talking to her. I don't.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: She was young. I don't know if she was under 18.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: This other girl, really pretty, brunette, dark, raven-haired girl, she's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: actually a stand-up comic, and she looks like a vixen
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: with all her tattoos, which she'd probably like with his tattoos.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: They talked, which sounded not, you know, it was flirty.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: This other girl was only 20 when he got into
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: her DM. She's a fitness model. He'd constantly DM her about, ooh,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I see it's booty day. Oh, I see it's leg day,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: meaning she's working out. And she also said he would
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: DM her at 10 at night, every night, and that
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: he always watched her stories. Okay?
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Then the final was his yoga instructor from 2007. in
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: which he actually texted her and was like saying, you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: got a great ass or I want to see you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: or something. And then at the time, the yoga instructor's
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: boyfriend saw it and it caused a horrible fight that
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: led to a domestic violence situation with the yoga instructor
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: with her. So the yoga instructor was saying the reason
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: why people shouldn't be DMing or texting people that aren't
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: in a consensual relationship with them is that their significant
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: other who might be a freak, might see that, or
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: even not a freak, might cause unwanted flirty DMs or
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: unwanted flirty texts from guys can put the other person
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: in a vulnerable position. Girls too. Girls that constantly reach out,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: like John, Sarah's John.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Whenever some girl DMs him, he immediately like shows Sarah
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: to be like, this just came in. I'm not doing it. Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: So it's like the same thing, girls, like don't do
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: that because you like, so there you go with that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Also, I feel like, maybe just not on this podcast,
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: but on many things, I feel like a lot of
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: times when there's a situation like this, or many of
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: the situations we talk about, we always go to the,
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: maybe they have an open relationship.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Which I find, I don't know if that is prevalent
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: as we seem to make it out to. Like, there's no,
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: there's not. Like, I don't think this is an open relationship.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I think Bahati is not, you know.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I think more of it is in certain relationships where,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Especially where one person's super famous and maybe the wife
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: is not. I think you go into that with a
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: sports guy or a musician and you're like, I'm not
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: going to be stupid. On occasion, is some chick going
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to come and blow him after a concert?
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Probably.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: But we've talked, you're never going to have a baby
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: with her. You're not going to fall in love with her.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: You're not going to continue on anything than a one night.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to ever know about it. Right.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: So I think there's some of that.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Where it's not– and then when it gets revealed to
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: the world, it's just embarrassing to you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: But you weren't that girl that was like thinking it
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: could never happen in your marriage.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I think it is.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: There we go.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Bling Ring. Everyone's talking about it. This is the story
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: of– they did a movie about it. It was Alexis Nyers. Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And this other guy, Nick, I was watching– it's a
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: few episodes on Netflix. They are both featured and interviewed
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: in it. I was watching it. I was very tired
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: last night.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: So I was kind of like falling asleep. So I
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: have to finish it. But honestly, all I could think
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: about because they're showing them how much evidence they had
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: on them going to these homes. So basically this was
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: 2006 or 2007. This kid– Went to Calabasas High. He
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: made friends with this other girl, Rachel. And it started
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: out where they would just go around Calabasas and see
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: if anyone's door was open and take whatever was in.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: A pair of sunglasses, a bag, cash, whatever. And then
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: they were like, let's go into someone's houses. And then
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: they were like on MySpace. So they would follow people
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: like Paris Hilton and see that she was out that night.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: They'd go to her house, find her house. They'd find
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a door that was open. And they'd rob it and
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: that she was so disorganized and had so much that
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: That she either wouldn't notice or wouldn't report it. So
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: they kept going back and like taking cash in her
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: handbags and not big things. And as I'm watching it
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and as this kid is– now he's out and gay
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and thrilled and still a fame whore. I was like,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: if these kids weren't white, my fucking god.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I mean I was just like– now I have not
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: finished it and I guess apparently– the detectives were thirsty
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and their thirstiness fucked up the case for the prosecutors.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And that's why this kid is out today. So I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: haven't gotten to that part yet, but I was just like,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they broke in and stole like
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: for Orlando bloom. They stole all his, um, Rolexes that
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: were like 30 grand. Yeah. And I don't know if
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: maybe they gave it back and that helped their case or,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: But I was just like, oh my God, if that was,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I felt it was very, like a very unfair situation.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: And then we, of course.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Wasn't this one girl on E or something?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: So this was the pretty wild show that Chelsea and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Tom produced. And this girl, Amber, who was Chelsea's really
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: good friend, who was a reality show producer, she was
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the producer of it. And they have Amber in the show.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And Amber and her partner are like basically laughing about
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: how they're like, we didn't know what this dumb show
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: was going to be about, this Pretty Wild. And then
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: literally the second day of filming, the cops knock on
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the door to arrest her because– Basically, Nick did all
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the stuff, but Nick would come to her and go, hey,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: here's some leftover stuff from Rachel Bison's house that we stole.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: And then according to Nick, he said, Alexis Nyers goes, well,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: let me go to the next one because I want
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: first pick. I don't want the stuff that nobody else wants.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: And it was that house, Orlando Bloom, that she took
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a couple bags and like a black sequins dress and stuff.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And did they know these people or they were targeting celebrities?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: They were just targeting celebrities.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Then Alexis, then when they found out, then when they
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: were after them and they had surveillance of Nick and
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: this girl Rachel, then Alexis called the LAPD and said,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I know who that guy is. It's Nick, which was
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: very dumb because then when they bring in Nick- he
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: does a deal with a fancy attorney and goes, well,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you who the other girls are.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Alexis Dower being one of them. And he kind of
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: like got immunity to, I don't know. I haven't finished
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: it because it was confusing when I was, when it happened,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: it was confusing. Even when I was asking, cause Alexis
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: was in my show a couple of years ago and
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I was asking her about it. And then she was
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: saying she was, you know, on drugs and everything. And, um,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: But then they admitted to redoing scenes. So they, like,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: re-shot when the cops came to the door. Oh, right, right, right.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And all that kind of stuff. And while they're asking
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: about that, Amber's just, like, laughing. Yeah. And now she's, like,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: laughing about the fakeness of the show.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah. But what.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Did they break and enter or these doors were open? Oh, no.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: No, they were– Paris says one time she did lock
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: it and then they looked under the mat. There was
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: a key. So then they kept the key. And then
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: they could go back and do the key. Oh, really?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: And not until like the fourth time did they steal
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: something so significant that then she let the cops know.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: They did Lindsay Lohan then who was really freaked out
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: by it and never like went back to her home.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: The Orlando Bloom was the one where they stole the
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: most expensive of stuff. Yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: And– Rachel Bilson.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Rachel Bilson and Audrina Patridge. Those were all the people. Wow. Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: And this is a scripted show or it's a documentary?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: They did a scripted movie about it that I don't
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: think did that well. And this is a Netflix doc
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: But yeah. And so then Alexis Nyers became a drug addict.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: And then she got sober and married this guy she
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: met at like an AA meeting and they owned these
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: rehab places together.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And then she said, we have an open relationship and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend and he's thrilled that I have
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Okay. It's completely fine. Yeah. Well, it wasn't.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: And then they filed for divorce.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: But then.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: So she's lesbian now or.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Then she said, I'm bi. Then she goes, I'm full
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: lesbian and we're getting divorced, but we're still going to
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: be best friends. And then the latest one is she said,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I'm lucky to have found a heart like yours, but
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it looks like the husband. But anyway, it's a guy.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if she now has a new guy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Or it's the old husband.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, so the guy's back?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: But as you talk about the open relationship, it doesn't
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: seem to work as well as monogamy where people don't cheat.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Those marriages seem to work better. Yeah.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: If you have an open relationship, it doesn't end well.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: If there's a person out there where it ended well,
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: call me. But I don't think so.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to someone who's like 78.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Who has consistently had an open relationship and neither party
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: felt slighted or betrayed at any time.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: They don't exist.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Throughout the 55-year marriage, it was just delightful. They got,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you know, got to sleep with other people.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: They kept their rules. They... had a great sex life
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: and now they're 78 and they still are together and
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: happy and they're still swinging and having fun. It's all
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: to that person.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I know we've talked about this before, but it all
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: becomes indecent proposal. You think it's going to be great.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: And then you eventually get weirded out when you realize
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Robert Redford's on top of your wife. That's where you
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: wind up with a hippo or some weird.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: At the end, you get to the hip. Yes. Um,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: You told me to watch this, and I absolutely loved it.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: It's great.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: It's on Hulu.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: It's a little– it's been around a while. It came
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: out a couple years ago.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: It's been around a while, and maybe it's– I definitely
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: think it's inside baseball as far as entertainment.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: But, like, I loved it so much. It's too funny
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: to fail, and it was Dana Carvey had a– a
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: sketch show that was following Home Improvement on ABC.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: He was like, at that point, he was the biggest star. Like,
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Saturday Night Live, he was huge.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: He was the church lady, and he was the big
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: star on Saturday Night Live. So when he left SNL,
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: it was a big deal. Like, what's David Carvey going
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: to do now? He was, you know, Wayne Garth and
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: all that. And he chose to do a sketch show
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: on ABC, which... And it's amazing the people that wrote
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: on it and worked on it. And it was Stephen
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Colbert and Stephen Carell and Louis C.K.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: And.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Robert Schimel.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Robert Schimel, yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Smigel, Smigel.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Smigel, sorry.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Robert Smigel. Yeah, so it's just... It's wild. It's wild.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: And it's just so... funny to watch. And it's such
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: an interesting time in television too, to watch. And then
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Ted Harvard, who was our boss at E, he was
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: the president and he came from ABC before he was
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: the president of E. And so I enjoyed seeing him
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and it was great. I mean, it's very interesting if
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you're like into, you know, how things work in television
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: and you know.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: It is, it's very interesting.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: It's very interesting. And it's funny. Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: And they got all the people back to talk about it. And,
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: And actually, you know, look at some of the things
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: they did. They were funny.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: But like it was on the, it was following home improvement.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: And also sometimes things are ahead of its time.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: The comedy was ahead of its time and it wasn't
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: the right space for that comedy to thrive.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: And so, but, but then they also say like in
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the end, all the, in a weird way, the stuff
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: that really led to the giant success of Steve Colbert
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: and Steve Carell actually came from being on this show.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: So you've got to watch the whole thing of like
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: why everything happens for a reason and why it all
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: worked out even though the show didn't work out. The
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: part I really loved is Steve Carell said, you know,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: this is back before the internet and stuff, and he goes,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: and there was so much hate about the show, but
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: there was like 10 fan mail letters. So he goes
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to read one of them. And one was just like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and that one guy, Steve Carell, he really stands out.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: And he's just like a sketch player. This is like
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: his first TV show. And it's just this beautiful letter
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: about why I think he's going to go far and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: why his comedic timing is so great. And then he
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: noticed that the handwriting looked familiar. And I'm watching this
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm just crying. And I'm like, oh, my God.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: He goes, so I called my mom.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And the mom had written the letter with a fake name.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that is my mom. That's something I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: would do. It just makes me love Steve Carell that
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: much more. It was amazing. So watch that one. I
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: liked it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: It is really good.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about this because now I keep
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: thinking about this and I have different opinions of it.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: This kid named Grayson Chance. was discovered by Ellen. I
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: guess maybe he sang a Lady Gaga song. He came
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: on the show. Ellen always would, like, find these kids,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: finding kids. And now he's old, and he says that
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: she was manipulative, self-centered, and blatantly opportunistic, and that she
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: put him on a record label, but then she was
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: very demanding, told him what to wear, what to say,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: what to do. And in one particular time, she said, oh,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: watch the Justin Bieber documentary since you're a young kid singer.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: And she's like, did you watch it yet? And he said, no,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I hadn't. So then she called his mother and was
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: screaming at his mother being like, why am I working
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: so hard if you guys aren't taking this career seriously?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: And she's so mean. And I kind of don't really
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: know where this guy is. So I kind of see
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: both sides in that Ellen was trying to help this kid.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm like, you know, Ellen's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: not a parent. Right.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: And.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why television is always like thinks that's
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: so there's so many storylines and there's so many bad sitcoms.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: That's like the person that's not a parent suddenly has
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: to be around kids.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Like she probably does treat kids. She probably was this
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: awful and she probably didn't think about the fact that
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: she was talking to a 10 year old. Yeah. Because
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have kids. Yeah. She is a selfish bitch.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: We know that.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually am surprised that she put this much
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: energy into it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: That she even cared enough to have him watch the
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Justin Bieber documentary. I'm not saying– I.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Don't– Unless her plan was that she was going to
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: be like, I'm the new Scooter Braun. This is my Justin.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: And maybe she felt like he was slacking and was like,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: all right, let's toss this business of making kids a star.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Because remember she used to have– Annie, do you remember–
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: The two little English girls? Yeah, the two girls.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: She used to have those girls all the time. So
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: she kind of, like, a big part of her show was,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and it's a smart thing to do because you're daytime
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: TV with a bunch of parents at home, is featuring
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: these little kids. But it doesn't surprise me that off camera,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: maybe she wasn't as lovely because she's not a lovely
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: person and she's also not a parent.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Have you ever had any dealings with her along the way?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Have you ever.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I never, ever have met her. Me neither.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Never met her. I met Portia a couple times.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I met Portia, too. Yeah. You know, in a room
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: where she was going to pitch something and I was
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: pitching something. We were just, like, in the waiting room
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: to pitch stuff. And she was, like, so sweet. Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: I'd say the same thing.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Like, just completely nice.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Which I, you know, I've heard rumors that that's
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: not necessarily the case, but she was to me.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah but i've never had any dealings with her at
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: all never even met her yeah even like in words
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: we're running in the same comedy circles whatever but yeah
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: so and i know people who worked on the show
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: of course.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: We know someone works the show and she has a
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: story but at the same time that person was uh
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: fired yeah so i'm like you're if you're fired you
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and you wanted to stay on a show that you
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: were fired from, chances are you're not going to have
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: a great perspective of the experience.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, a lot of people– When it all went down,
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: all the things we know about now, there wasn't a
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: lot of people coming to her aid. There wasn't a
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: lot of people like, yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: The only people coming to her aid were like the
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Anistons.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: Who– Well, they're there for 10 minutes.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Well, also, they're on a different level. They don't work
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: for her. They love being on her show. They have
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: fun dinners. They're not her gardener. They're not the stage manager.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: They don't ever have to talk to her again and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: their career would still be great. So of course they're
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: going to have a different perspective.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: People always used to ask us about Chelsea Lately. Because
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: everybody came on that show and we a lot of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: times would do work with them or deal with them.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: And people would always ask us who's an asshole. And
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: we were, you know, like, I don't know, for the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: most part, people were pretty nice because they had to be.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: You know, there were guests on the show.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: There were guests on the show, and it's like a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: pretty easy, pleasant experience. It's like two hours out of
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: your life. It's not like you were working with them alongside,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you know, the steel mill.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, it's like.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Remember, we had Russell Brand was like an issue, remember,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: because he wanted an espresso or something, and that was
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: kind of a weird... Remember?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: No, he, Russell Brand... Wouldn't come out of his... Wanted
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: to do this... This hacky joke.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Well, that was something else. That was later.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: When he was a guest on the show, he had
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: specific needs about coffee or something. And we were very,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: we didn't upstart. New show. And he was big at
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: the time. That's when he was forgetting Sarah Marshall.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you about coffee that got me in trouble.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: My first real job, my pilot of Lyricist Lounge.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Where the entire pilot I was paid $ 1, 200 for and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: five of the nine sketches I actually wrote. Okay. And
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I was getting very tired because I was in a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: lot of them. Yeah. And they're like, can we get
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you anything or something? And I go, and we're filming
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: in Burbank. We're not in Mojave Desert or whatever.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: In a major studio. And I go, could I get
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: like an iced triple shot espresso vanilla latte situation? Right.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah. And, and Tracy Ellis Ross comes
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: up to me later. She goes, I just want to
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: warn you. Like, it doesn't look good that you asked
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: for that latte. Cause I'm hearing them all talk about it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Oh shit.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I thought they had people
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: to like go get. Right. Cause you know, they came
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: back with like, well, we have coffee here. That's been
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: in that pot since 7am. And I was like, oh,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Like I'm, Literally in nine sketches and just, okay.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: So it's scary because people will say whatever you want.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I've been on the road.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I did Atlantis in the Bahamas. These are the things
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: that haunt me at night. We had the best fucking time.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: My kids got to go and then I got to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: perform like two nights in the casino. And the girl
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: is like, I'm your person. Anything you want, anything you want.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: And I forgot my duo eyelash glue for my lashes.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, that's a big one.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, looking back, I should have gone with a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: less lashed look. Yeah. Because I've never been asked back. Well.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: And Peter is a little convinced.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: That was it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Because I said, I just don't feel like myself. Like,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I just want these, you know, I can't believe they
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: can't find it. And then they brought like a different kind.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, So you just needed the glue.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I needed the glue.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: But this is also like an island in the Bahamas, right?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: It's not a 7-Eleven.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Right. But still, I guess it was more of a challenge. Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: And they never asked me back again. Okay. So I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: am very, very scared to ever ask for anything. Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Once I'm there. Very, very scared. Because I'm like, I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: just want to work again.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Not to go back to our Chelsea ladies, but I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: remember there was a lot of coffee issues. I was like,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: can we just get somebody? I mean, there's a thousand
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: people walking around here. Nobody could walk. And it was close.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: It was right, right.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: They always acted like we were divas. Like we're doing
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: a TV show.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Like we're like, we have to be here.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: We were every day. So we got to have this
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: shit done by three o'clock.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: And we didn't ask for it all the time. We
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: were just like, Hey, you know, like if we had
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: something special, like at three, we're like, do you think
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: we could get some? And then the, The same woman
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: who complained about Ellen.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, she loved that we were asking for coffee. We
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: were such divas.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: We were divas.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: The Starbucks was on the lot. It wasn't like getting
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: in a car and drive.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: It was... I was laughing so hard that I had
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: the water go down the wrong pipe. Yeah.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Moving on. Tiffany Haddish's case has been dropped. The person
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: suing her dropped it and said, it's weird because she
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: was saying that she was abused during these inappropriate sketches
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: that she filmed with Tiffany Haddish, along with her brother
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: did it, and then Aries Spears. And now she said, no,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Tiffany's been a friend of ours forever.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: And did the statement, nothing could have happened. Though she's
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: not making any other comments, she's not talking.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: If you read the comments, logically it seems like why
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: would you suddenly change your mind unless– and you don't
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: have to. In a civil lawsuit, when you drop it,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: you are not financially obligated– I mean legally obligated to
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: say I'm dropping it because we made an agreement.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: You know, you could have met for lunch and she
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: could have said I have a little package for you.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it worked or with attorneys or whatever.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I would think even if attorneys are involved, it doesn't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: have to be disclosed to the public if there was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: some type of settlement made. Right. And it's my personal
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: opinion because I have a brain and I walk on
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: this earth that a settlement was made. And I'm not
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: saying Tiffany Haddish is guilty. I don't blame her for
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: doing it. I would do the same. I'd want this
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to go away. It's interesting because in all of this,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: originally they said that the people asked for $ 15, 000 like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah. And she said no. And I'm like,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: my God, girl, if you would have just paid the 15,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: even if you were innocent, even if you were annoyed,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: like look at the big picture because once this gets out,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: now she's going to have to fight this. And she
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: was caught by TMZ and she's like, I've lost everything.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Stand-up gigs, other type of things. I know she's supposed
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to be in this movie Haunted House. Right. A live
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: action of Haunted House. And I don't know if they're
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: going to cut her out of that. Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I like because of the kid element. And I know
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: that she was doing the show, like kids say the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: darndest things or whatever.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That was like a big deal. ABC.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Big deal. Again, again, not a parent talking to kids. Oh,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: isn't that funny? I'm not saying that they shouldn't be allowed,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: but it's just kind of funny that entertainment, they, people
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: always think that's like a funny dynamic, you know, like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I said, like the aunt on a sitcom that's, been
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: partying her whole life and inherits three kids. That's so
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: hilarious because you don't know what to do with them
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: and you're inappropriate and awful.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: It's just like weird kind of. Anyway.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: That was a big plot point in like 80s movies. Totally.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: The pee-pee in the face. That was always a big laugh.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: They got the pee-pee in the face. Whether it be
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: changing the diaper of a boy or a girl. They
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: peeped in their face and it was a big laugh.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Diane Keaton got peeped.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Peeped in the face when changing a male baby. Jogging
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: on a treadmill and being distracted and going off a frame. Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: That's always a big one. God, the amount of times
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: we've seen these bits.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: There was a lot.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Falling out of frame, constantly out of frame.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Julia Roberts did a lot of like, went to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: sit on the bed in the hotel and fell. A
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: lot of falling.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Getting a massage and having the camera shoot up from
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: your face while you're in the crowd.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, that was a big one.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: That's a big one.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of going now.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: God, come up with some original scenes.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: That was a hot, funny one.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like two people talking, getting massages, and they're talking
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: back and forth.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with their faces. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: that's it. Anyway, we'll see what happens. I came across
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: this TikTok, and then I looked up that Rita Wilson–
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: And Tom Hanks have this kid named Chet Hanks who's
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: really struggled. And I saw this TikTok that said he
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: was at like an outdoor family-friendly event. It's a children's
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: area about 50 meters away from the stage. So there
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: are children just 50 meters away. And he was on
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the stage and he's just using foul language talking about
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: no one knows what. His recovery, God. I don't know.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I just feel bad for the Hanks family.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: I feel like they like this. I saw her post
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: like a very nice thing about him on his birthday
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Well, he's still her son.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: I know, but it was like one of those things where,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know, is this kind of an act he's doing?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: I kind of get that vibe that this is like
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: a bit.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I think he's a kid who struggled and he's probably a,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: you know, also Tom's son with the first child. His wife,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Colin Hanks, is exactly like Tom and is married and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: working and clean cut and delight.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: And then you have this. Is Colin Hanks not Rita
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Wilson's son?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. But this is Rita Wilson's son.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Right. Jed Hanks. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, he's a big nightmare.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: By the way, Tom Hanks is doing this movie Pinocchio.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, live action Pinocchio. It's very strange looking.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen. You know, I just... If I was
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks, and I know he should ignore the rumors,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the QAnon rumors about him.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: But maybe Pinocchio is not the movie to be in.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: A guy who gets a boy, buys him. And then
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: his nose grows big when he lies.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's the flaw to Pinocchio. Yes, it is.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: He doesn't buy.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: He buys a doll that's a little boy. And then
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: he wishes that he becomes a boy that he can raise,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: a young boy.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: But Tom Hanks plays Geppetto, the guy who makes the doll.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: But then doesn't Geppetto want him to become a real
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: boy that he can play with? Maybe.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: And then his nose grows, and then they go to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: an island.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: But that would be leaning into the.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Weird QAnon conspiracy theory. That's what I'm saying. I think
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: that would have turned it down just like the Tiffany
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Haddish I would have paid.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I'd just be like, I don't know. Because then didn't
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Pinocchio then end up in an island with a bunch
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: of other little boys?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: I honestly don't really know the Pinocchio story.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I just knew that it was about lying. And my
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: parents would be like, your nose is growing. I know
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the nose is growing. Your nose is growing. I know
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: the nose is growing.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: Because it grows so much that branches start coming off it, right?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Because he's wooden.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: I remember that. And birds start landing on him. Like,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: he was a filthy liar.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: I heard it.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: But it's also live action and also, you know, animatronic. Whatever.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: It looks strange.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: It's a combo.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: I feel like some... The island.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: That they end up on is called the Sinful Pleasure Island.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: The island they end up... With all the little wooden
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: boys that become real boys whose noses still grow for
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: whatever you need a long nose for. Yeah. The Sinful
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Pleasure Island.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: That sounds like Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: There's a thing. There's certain fairy tales.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're all very creepy.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: That maybe don't need to be remade for 2022. I agree.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I agree. I mean, I remember reading about the whole
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: story of Alice in Wonderland. Yeah. The real story was
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: this guy was a pedophile and obsessed with this little
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: girl named Alice. That's who wrote it.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: And so putting her through this torturous nightmare. Yeah. I
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: remember reading the real book about it in high school
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: and something triggered this girl in our class and she
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: burst into tears. I don't know. It's weird. All that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: stuff is weird. So many fairy tales are about torturing
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: children and taking them away from their parents.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: Consul and Gretel is like, it's real. Yeah, most of
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: them are. The parents are dead. They die.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they die. They take them away. People are mean
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: to them. It's like awful.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Well, they're written in darker times.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Well, it's time to maybe like, yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Make a cute one.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think go on. Neil Long is engaged to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: this guy. Tell the story.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: He's the coach of the Celtics.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: So everyone loves him because the Celtics are a successful team.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: So nobody's happy that he was boning a staff member
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: for a year and therefore they have to suspend him
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: for a year.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, he's been suspended for a year because I guess
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: he can't fraternize among the people who work there. That's
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: their thing. I don't know if he's suspended because he's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: engaged to Neil Long.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's that. I think it's even
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: if he was a totally single guy.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: They have a problem with this. Unless they, like, it
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: probably would have been fine if they started to date
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: and then went to HR and said, hi, we're dating.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: But he wasn't going to do that because he had
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: a fiance already.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Who had no clue, apparently. And then also this woman would, like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: do his travel and would also do.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: That's what her job for the team was to travel
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: consultant or agent or whatever.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: So she also would do some stuff for Nia, too.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: She actually booked Nia Long's travel to Boston and back
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: to L.A.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: That's always just sad that you feel deceived by someone
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you know. So we'll see. She's like, thank you for
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: this time. Right. We don't know what's going to happen.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: They make a gorgeous couple. They're a cute couple, yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: But I think when a affair like that goes on
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: for a year, like, you know, if you're Bihari– and
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: you want to stay with Adam, he's just never allowed
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: on Instagram again. But in this case, a year-long thing,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think I would stick with him, Nia. Yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: she just, oh, the outpouring of love and support for
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: family and friends. Okay, so people are nice and feel bad.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Now this Brett, what did he do?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Well, from what I gather, he.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Yeah. How do you say his name?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Just Favre. I think it's Favre.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, Favre.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Favre. You know, he's had his issues along the way.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Great football player. He's retired now. But from what I heard,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: they built a volleyball gymnasium on his daughter's campus with
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: funds that were supposed to go to a welfare community
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: in that state. I'm not all that familiar with where
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: it is. But that's what I heard. $ 45 million.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: $ 45 million.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: They took from another fund that was supposed to go
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: to poor people and built a volleyball gym on the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: campus of his daughter.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: So that is very, very bad. That looks very entitled,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: very bad.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: So not great for him. But he was the original
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: dick pic guy. One of the very early ones. I
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: don't know if you're familiar. She's a comedian now. Actually,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: very nice. Her name's Jen Sturger. That's the girl he
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: sent it to. She was a sideline reporter at the time.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is juicy history.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should actually have her on the podcast. She's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: a nice girl.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think she still has the photo?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: Well, you could see it. It's a flaccid dick pic,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: which was shocking back then. But this is early days.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: You know, people didn't know. And he sat like just
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: like one.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Just like laying there.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: He opened his pants up and went, look at this.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: And it was just like off to the side looking sad.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, looking sad.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: And then you said he had to fax it, right?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: Well, no, that was a joke.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, it wasn't that funny. I think he had to.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: It was still a phone that, you know, this was
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: very new.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: You could still send a photo.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very new.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: So maybe like 2007.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: So he's had.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: His issues along the way.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Not fun for him. Okay. Then, so he had his game. Yes.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: He had his game and it said Brady was hopeful
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: that his wife would attend that home game. His kids did.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Gisele didn't. And sources are saying, oh, it has nothing
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: to do with him going back to football. She hasn't
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: gotten over the horrible fight they had when she left
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: and took off for Brazil.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. When he announced he was going to return, he retired.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Then he said, see, originally what Tom Brady did was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: he retired saying, I need to spend more time with
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: my wife and kids. And then a month later, he said,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: I'm coming back. So people were like, oh, I guess
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: he was just like, I don't want to spend that
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: much time with these. My wife and kids, you know.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Right. And I still love the love that I get
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: from the show. Right, yeah. When Page Six just wrote
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: this new article right before you came where then you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: have to go and click and read the whole thing.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: They don't just tell you on the Instagram. And it
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: was like– and it's the reasons that– it's not what
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: you think of why they're still not getting along. It
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with going back to football. And
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I said to Anna, I go, wouldn't it be great
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: if I clicked on it just because he's struggling with
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: his sexuality or struggling with his gender and he actually
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: wants to become a woman? Like I would actually like–
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: but it's never that. It's like insiders say– And they
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: won't say anything more. Well, then don't write an article
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Right, right, right.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Give me some scoop or forget it. Waste my time.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Speaking of.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Confirmed.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Confirmed. It's not Taylor Swift. It's Rihanna. Yeah. Great.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: There was rumors of Taylor Swift. Now it's Rihanna. Halftime show.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Love it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: And people were excited because I guess the running joke
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: about Rihanna is she never releases new music. I didn't
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: realize this, but I'm starting to see on Instagram and
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: stuff people like.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see new music.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: At the Super Bowl. Because I guess she released a
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: bunch of clothing line and ketchup.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: No, she has the Fenty line, Fenty lingerie that Erika
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Jayne was a model for. And then I think that
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: she stopped using Erika.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: Jayne during all the lawsuits. So the joke is she'll
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: release anything but a new record. So I guess I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: don't know when her last album came out. But it's
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: been a while. So people are excited that she's going
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: to be a halftime show. Because like, oh, does this
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: mean new music? But you're right. Nobody wants to see
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: new music.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: I want to see Shine Bright Like a Diamond.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Shine bright like a diamond. I want to see it.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: I'm happy.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I will love that show. I know you're tired of Britney,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: but I have to read something to you that has
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: been since deleted.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm up. I'm up to hear everything.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: She goes off, starts the whole thing. 14 years, all
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: this stuff. It's been eight hours, day seven. I couldn't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: have a coffee. I couldn't have a car. All the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: stuff that she talks about.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: I couldn't walk outside.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Would they do this to J-Lo? No, they wouldn't. And
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: then I just want to read you this part. She said, really? Really?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: 14 years later, after being humiliated, it's way too late
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: for that. Again, I'd rather stay home and shit in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: my fucking pool than join the entertainment business. The truth
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: is a fucking bitch. I'm not going to play the victim.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Hit me, baby, one more time? I'm sure you advanced
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: musicians think it's horrible of bad. Horrible of bad. But
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: when I'm bad, I'm better. Fuck you. So that was
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: up for not long.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: What does it all mean?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently there's a turd floating in her pool.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: I know. I feel like shitting in your own pool,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: that just gets you. You're going to be swimming.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, talk about cutting off your nose to spite
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: your own face. Yeah. I mean, how's that going to
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: benefit you?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: There's a turd shitting in your own pool. Uh-huh.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I also think it's really weird when people bring up
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: Bring up shitting?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, like a lot. I think it's a bad
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: sign for mental health. Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Cause there is a weird.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Cause it's like a visual, like immediately everyone gets a
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: visual of like a turd floating in a pool. Like.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, sure.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Sam has to come around with a scooper. Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: With the net.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: The funny thing is I did not have a visual
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: until you said everyone has a visual. Now I have
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: a visual. I've now, yeah, I got a visual of her.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, what did you do, Brittany? And
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: she's just like, I shat in my own pool. To
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: let the world know that I'd rather do that than
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: go back to singing songs. He's like, oh, my.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: But, Mike, what does this have to do with J-Lo?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: What's your prediction?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: She just mentioned that this would never have happened to J-Lo.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Or because she's a.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: No, I think because J-Lo has a normal fucking family.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: That's why it wouldn't have happened. Also, J-Lo didn't act
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: like you did.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh. Yeah, J-Lo has nothing... J-Lo has.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: One glass of champagne a year and, like, never stops working. So, no. But,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel badly, obviously, about it. But, um...
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the people that catch these and send
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: them to me before she deletes them.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what– you're an advanced musician. But
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: I'm done trying to figure it out.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: You're done. I know you're done.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: Because you and I talked about it on the live.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Come to the lives, people. It's
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: a lot.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: We talk about more than we talk about.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: We throw some juice out. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I'm
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: saying that I don't feel we're getting any– we're not
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: going to get a definitive answer here with Britney Spears,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: whether it was all conservatorship and now she's going to
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: be perfectly normal. We're just not going to get any answers.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: It's going to be weird things like this to come
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: weird spinning around in an old house that we've.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: When does it start to not. When does. Do you
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: think your prediction. What's your prediction of Sam. Where is
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Sam in five years. Her husband.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: Well I mean I'd make a I would make a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: prediction that I think he's somehow. She's going to turn
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: on him too. Like she's another, I'm not saying she
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: turned on the father, you know, I don't know what's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: going on here, but I say she eventually he's, I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: believe somehow manipulative as well. And that's based on nothing.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: He seems like a nice guy, but something's up there. Yeah.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Am I wrong in saying that?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: No, there's something weird. And I think you're right. And I,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I give it, I give it, uh, 19 and a
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: half months from now.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: That it's what?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Over? Or a massive split of some sort.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: A split that the public will be made aware of.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: Like, I'm not saying, nothing against him or Britney Spears.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: She's writing it down. And he's writing it down.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: I'm saying that if he was a true, caring husband,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: which he may be, I don't know. I feel like
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: these type of things would not happen. He'd be like, honey,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: we all know she's got some sort of mental issues.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't happen though. It does get removed.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: I know, but some of them don't.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Right. But I don't think like he, he knows he
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: can't say you can't have the phone.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Because then she's going to feel controlled again. And this
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: is the one thing that she loves. So the most
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: he can do is probably have the password. And then
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: someone texts him and goes, Hey, she just did something
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: really weird. And then he goes and removes it. That's
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: what I think happens. But he can't be on it
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: every second. He can't be watching her every second. Yeah. Um,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: So the Kardashians, queens of making lemonade out of lemons.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Tristan, the show aired on Thursday and everybody loves it.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Loved it, loved it. And this is this new guy
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: that she was seen with in Fashion Week. He's an
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Italian model named, what's his name? Michelle Marone. So weird
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: that a guy has a name like Michelle. Anyway. Anyway.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Well, he's Italian.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: And people are doing TikToks that like Tyler Henry when
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: he read her years ago. He said, oh, stay away
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: from a guy named Em. He also said that everything
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: would be fine with her basketball playing boyfriend who is Tristan.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: So I don't think Tyler Henry should be for the
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: love of life. But anyway, what was interesting about it
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: is that now we see her have the baby. We
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: still don't know what the name is. And the biggest
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: thing was she reveals that Tristan and her were pursuing
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: a surrogate and an egg transfer and she has concrete
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: evidence that he knew that this other girl was having
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: his third baby when he didn't share that news with
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Chloe and acted like everything was hunky-dory in the words
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: of Kathy Hilton and went ahead with the egg transfer.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: And she would have liked to have had the option
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: to maybe put a pin in it or take a
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: minute or whatever. And so that was the part where
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: The real deception happened. But she cried and she had
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: the baby.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: So what is this Michelle Motorone they say there?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: She went to Milan Fashion Week and they've been seen
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: together hanging out.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, all right.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good. So people like that. And then in
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: between she dated some investment banker while her surrogate was
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: pregnant and that ended. So everyone's just really hopeful that
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: she will just never romantically– have any hope for Tristan.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: It's really sad though, because she was madly in love
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: with Tristan and the world was very happy when she
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: was pregnant with her first child, True. Yeah. And right
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: when she went into labor is when we saw him
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: with girls and at the nightclub and everything. Right. And
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: then she still let him come there for the birth.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: And then this time though, the surrogates having the baby,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: you know, again, he deceived her and everything, but then
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: she still let him come and be there the day
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: the baby was born. So she just hasn't had a
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: great birthing experience. No, no. But that's why some people
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: just need to just whatever. So we'll see if she
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: finds a love. So, Chris, once again, tell everybody where
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you can be seen besides with me.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: With you, Vegas. Next at the.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Vegas and on the East Coast. What's your next show?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Back up Spokane, Spokane Comedy Club up in Spokane, Washington.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: Back up there, October 6th, 7th, and 8th.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, right around the corner.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I go to Cleveland. Cleveland. The Hilarities
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: in Cleveland, October 14th and 15th. That's where I'll be. Franjola.fun.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: I got so many cities coming up.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: And everyone loves you.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Batavia, Illinois. New club.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Matavia?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: Batavia.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, great.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Sounds fun. When's that? That is in November.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop, 22nd in Vegas.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: Very excited about it.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: October 22nd with me in Vegas.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Live.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: Live.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Second week, I think, of November is when we do
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: the East Coast.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: Now, not to put you on the spot for the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: live Juicy Scoop in Vegas. Who's my favorite?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: I don't even care about that. You people can make
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: your own judgments on that when it happens. And I think, whatever. Listen. Okay.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: You're going to come out. Ladies and gentlemen, how do
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: we go?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: We're not going to tell the whole show. I like
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: to change my mind up until that point. Fair enough.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: That's why it's very improvisational. Not improvisational. It's also improvisational,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: but it's also I change the order of things every week.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: It's very fun.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Annie is in my hotel like two hours before the show,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: and we're adding topics and changing stuff. It's very topical.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: I sat in the back because you make me leave
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: the stage while you talk about the housewives. Yes. No,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm good with it.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: But I went to the back of the stage to
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: watch in Portland, and it's very entertaining. And I'm not
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: even that familiar with the housewives, and I was entertained.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: God, Chris.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Just when I thought our friendship might have ended over TSA.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: Over Annie's lack of TSA.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and just not respecting our child.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: It all worked out. Justin also believes that he is
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: a surrogate father on the road, too. But you are
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: definitely more dad mode all the way.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Yes. He always sits in the front with the driver.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: And I go, there's room for us in the back.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm okay. That's a real dad move.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: That is such a dad move that you sit with
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: the driver.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Want to make sure everything's up to snuff up here.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: Well, I enjoy it.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Always takes my bag, puts the thing up. Very gentlemanly.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: I helped Annie's grandmother with her bags.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. We got to meet Annie's grandmother this weekend.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: I got to meet her twice.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: A lot.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Lucky. She's adorable. She sat in the lobby with me.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: She drove us back from the show.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: To the hotel. Yeah, which is another thing.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: And then we went up to her room and she said,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: just come up to our room. I know you're tired
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: from the show. But I have some wine. And we
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: took it. We filled our glasses.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: And we all went back to our own rooms. And
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: it was fabulous.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: It was fabulous.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: I just had my wine and my room.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: Like we went to bed early. We were up. All
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: exciting stuff. Come out on the road. Fun stuff going
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: on out there.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, Cover to Cover is Chris's podcast.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: Cover to Cover is my podcast.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Follow him online. He is very funny on Instagram.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: Come over and listen to it. Cover to Cover every Thursday.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Love you, honey.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: is so organized, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: I'm an early bird, buying one present a week from
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: now till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: free click and collect.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: So easy.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: Gifts they'll cherish. at prices you'll love.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Bye.