Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 365: If You Like It, I Hate It
Transcript
- 0:03Speaker 1: Turn it down please? Who it's going for my headphones?
- 0:09Speaker 2: I'm like, is it coming off the mixer? You gotta
- 0:16Speaker 2: speaking all of a sudden?
- 0:17Speaker 3: No? Nah, nah, Hello, everybody, what's going on?
- 0:22Speaker 1: It's the not that serious podcast a k a. The
- 0:25Speaker 1: greatest podcast in the world.
- 0:29Speaker 3: I having to be one of your hosts. Large Michael Elz.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Keenan's in the building, lamont aka doctor Waffle aka light
- 0:37Speaker 1: skin lightning a bottle. Okay, the scene in a sensation
- 0:40Speaker 1: aka doctor dingeling is it?
- 0:44Speaker 2: That's supposed to be the last one I thought you're
- 0:46Speaker 2: doing here with a waffle son Okay, okay, waffles.
- 0:51Speaker 4: There you go, Here we go. That's how you ended.
- 0:53Speaker 1: That's the new ending. Okay. Yeah.
- 0:55Speaker 4: And we got MJ in here and que in the
- 0:57Speaker 4: building as well.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Uh.
- 0:59Speaker 3: They're hard working, plugging away at their different things that
- 1:02Speaker 3: they plug away at.
- 1:07Speaker 1: How's everybody doing, how's everybody feeling feeling good? Feeling good?
- 1:12Speaker 1: Feeling good? All right?
- 1:14Speaker 3: So yeah, I want to get it out the way.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Here it is, it's done. Yeah, your face is looking
- 1:22Speaker 1: a little cold, it's a little naked.
- 1:25Speaker 3: It's it's feeling cold. It's looking fatter than ever.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I was hoping. I hate it.
- 1:32Speaker 5: I wanted the thinnest chin strap possible.
- 1:35Speaker 1: How thin could we got the clippers right here?
- 1:38Speaker 4: Keenan, It definitely can get thinner. That's disgusting.
- 1:41Speaker 1: And what do you you owe me? Nigga? You owe me?
- 1:45Speaker 1: You don't remember what the thing was. I'm sorry. I
- 1:46Speaker 1: can't do something you don't remember.
- 1:48Speaker 4: We have to go back.
- 1:49Speaker 1: You're talking about the drew lock thing. You're saying you
- 1:51Speaker 1: don't you don't remember what what was old? Yeah, what
- 1:54Speaker 1: it was.
- 1:55Speaker 4: I feel like you were supposed to go completely bare face?
- 1:58Speaker 1: Yes, I think that was it. Yeah, I think that.
- 2:03Speaker 3: So next week I want to clean He can do
- 2:06Speaker 3: it right now, Paul, you up, do it right now.
- 2:10Speaker 1: We don't have to pause it. We don't have to
- 2:13Speaker 1: else be fit his pubes with them clippers.
- 2:15Speaker 2: No, I don't.
- 2:15Speaker 1: He shout out to man, please come back, come back.
- 2:20Speaker 1: It was more money. The bank was nice, the bag
- 2:24Speaker 1: was nice.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Yeah, next time, maybe less razors, more moolah, because I'm
- 2:30Speaker 3: kind of stupid with razors.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I kind of got a lot of it with clippers.
- 2:34Speaker 1: I got a lot of them. Now said oh, it's
- 2:36Speaker 1: time to replace a blade. No it's not not. When
- 2:40Speaker 1: I have three of them replace the funds.
- 2:43Speaker 5: And how many times do you think I'm actually shaving
- 2:46Speaker 5: my bass Like, I ain't shaving it that much where
- 2:49Speaker 5: I don't replace the blade and I.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Don't have it.
- 2:52Speaker 3: I don't have a medical condition. But despite all that,
- 2:56Speaker 3: hey hit us up. Speaking of sponsors, shout out to
- 2:59Speaker 3: uh speaker and spot the.
- 3:01Speaker 1: File the man.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Damn there all the good people there. Uh shout out
- 3:07Speaker 3: to everybody that subscribed to our patreon. And if you're
- 3:09Speaker 3: not one of those people, become one of those people.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Subscribe to the patreon three five fifteen and make it
- 3:14Speaker 3: make a beating me on belief. Tears Okay, tears two
- 3:18Speaker 3: went up. You're gonna get access to those Monday episodes
- 3:20Speaker 3: that I know you mentioned. I know you want to
- 3:22Speaker 3: have back in your life after you know, getting slow
- 3:25Speaker 3: slow strokes for good year straight.
- 3:27Speaker 1: And having it rob from you. You can put it
- 3:29Speaker 1: back in fight outs up. You gotta find out more
- 3:36Speaker 1: about David Duke's uh.
- 3:41Speaker 3: That company is straight to the moon, straight to them,
- 3:44Speaker 3: straight to the moon.
- 3:46Speaker 1: And this climate straight to the moon. Those straight to
- 3:49Speaker 1: the moon, you say, those corner those coon both straight
- 3:56Speaker 1: to the moon. Those straight to the moon.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, make sure you hit he up our
- 4:02Speaker 3: poo peoboxumber twoummer six and Bronson, New Jersey zip code
- 4:06Speaker 3: zero zero one.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Six and on.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Make sure all we got merch out, Yeah, merch out
- 4:13Speaker 3: for pre sale. It's pre sale up until the twenty ninth,
- 4:17Speaker 3: So go on all our social media websites and you're
- 4:20Speaker 3: gonna find a link tree. Click that you'll get access
- 4:22Speaker 3: to the merch site. From there you'll be able to
- 4:24Speaker 3: do pre sale pre purchases for all our new merch
- 4:27Speaker 3: that we got going on. Hop on that it ends
- 4:30Speaker 3: on the twenty ninth. And you see this lovely studio
- 4:34Speaker 3: we record in. You can also record here as well
- 4:38Speaker 3: for a nominal fee. You want to record a podcast
- 4:42Speaker 3: and you're in the greaterier New Jersey, PA Philly, South Jersey, Delaware,
- 4:49Speaker 3: Ish area where you want to fly out and just
- 4:53Speaker 3: breathe the air that we.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Breathe guarantee is better than yours.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Definitely tastier, guarantee.
- 5:00Speaker 1: It's better.
- 5:02Speaker 4: It's better, it's better.
- 5:03Speaker 3: So make sure you hit our email and then we
- 5:05Speaker 3: can discuss some figures.
- 5:10Speaker 1: All those niceties out the way. So are you gonna
- 5:15Speaker 1: get this clean face or what I have to take pictures. Okay,
- 5:20Speaker 1: that's fine, Okay.
- 5:21Speaker 3: I have to take family pictures on Christmas. I gotta
- 5:24Speaker 3: wear I'm gonna be strapped up in those.
- 5:26Speaker 1: You can cut it tomorrow. You can have to go
- 5:29Speaker 1: to you like Jalen Hurts. You've had to go te
- 5:31Speaker 1: you before I've done my job. My job is done.
- 5:37Speaker 1: This is a nigga man. How long did it take?
- 5:40Speaker 1: Like whatever? Just as long as it took him. No,
- 5:45Speaker 1: Jones hasn't started. Who knows how long? Probably a month,
- 5:48Speaker 1: so that's four weeks. Sure, there you go. And how
- 5:52Speaker 1: long is your taking you? You've lost that bet in
- 5:55Speaker 1: the summertime. It was a while ago.
- 5:58Speaker 5: That had to be in the summertime, long long time
- 5:59Speaker 5: ago day. We were wearing shorts and short sleeve shirts.
- 6:02Speaker 5: And the thing is, the studio wasn't.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Even a thought.
- 6:05Speaker 5: We're not we're not, you know judging. At this point,
- 6:09Speaker 5: I'm gonna shave. It's no problem. After I take my pictures,
- 6:12Speaker 5: then we're good.
- 6:13Speaker 4: What's your pictures?
- 6:15Speaker 1: Thursday? Thursday? That's next Thursday. Yeah, next year. Should be
- 6:21Speaker 1: looking at a clean face, Michael. I have no problem
- 6:25Speaker 1: in my face. Okay, we'll see how much of a
- 6:27Speaker 1: problem you do. Or don't ask. I'm not gonna have
- 6:29Speaker 1: a problem at all.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Okay, have you ever done that before?
- 6:34Speaker 1: Not since I started growing face? Your hair like this
- 6:36Speaker 1: now fantastic.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I'm scared. I don't know how this is gonna look
- 6:39Speaker 2: like because I'm gonna look probably look pretty much.
- 6:44Speaker 5: I'm just gonna look like a third year old man
- 6:45Speaker 5: with a clean face.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Like you can't be trusted, probably correct.
- 6:51Speaker 1: That's what my that's what my family always say. You said,
- 6:54Speaker 1: who's the coach? The coach? I don't think I want
- 7:04Speaker 1: my son around. We're gonna get you ready for track.
- 7:08Speaker 1: I don't remember signing off this. It's not too late
- 7:11Speaker 1: to do winter track. There's a season. There's more turns,
- 7:16Speaker 1: but conditioning. All right, I'll be all right, But you want.
- 7:23Speaker 2: To go to the barbershoping and that? Well, I was
- 7:26Speaker 2: only asking that because somebody said you like a homeless
- 7:28Speaker 2: man the.
- 7:28Speaker 3: Other day, like the fact that was crazy, crazy homeless
- 7:35Speaker 3: man haircut.
- 7:37Speaker 5: I had a three quarter zip up eating K pop
- 7:41Speaker 5: the funk. Yeah, so yeah, and he is doing charity work.
- 7:45Speaker 5: Now we're taking like.
- 7:46Speaker 1: A fucking bump. It was more the look in your eyes,
- 7:49Speaker 1: the way you were looking before. I was hungry as
- 7:53Speaker 1: you were looking at that. I was hungry too, but
- 7:55Speaker 1: it was a sparkle in your eyes. You were looking like,
- 7:58Speaker 1: oh wow, it's been a while I had a since
- 8:00Speaker 1: I've had a hot meal. I showed it like some Korean.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I mean, it's a shame nobody's giving me any damn.
- 8:08Speaker 1: All right, well then I got that Oh for me,
- 8:11Speaker 1: no way like Oliver Twist. I guess we could start
- 8:13Speaker 1: off with that.
- 8:14Speaker 5: Then, guys, we finally made it out the group chat
- 8:17Speaker 5: wed Mike finally got some Korean barbecue? Yeah, how long
- 8:20Speaker 5: has that been in the making. That's been a summertime too.
- 8:24Speaker 5: Somebody said two years?
- 8:26Speaker 1: No, No, that hasn't been there for two years. Nah.
- 8:29Speaker 5: In fact, I'm about to say in not two years,
- 8:31Speaker 5: maybe a year though, at least.
- 8:34Speaker 2: A while, at least six or seven.
- 8:36Speaker 4: I would say a year.
- 8:37Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's been a high minutes before to just
- 8:39Speaker 1: go down one thirty.
- 8:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know what's that.
- 8:41Speaker 2: I'm about saying, Just so people know this is twenty
- 8:44Speaker 2: minutes away, if that, if that.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Twenty minutes away from me, and I'm furthest away from it, exactly, yeah, exactly.
- 8:52Speaker 1: I didn't know. It's not far, not far at all,
- 8:54Speaker 1: and it's not expensive, as we found out.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Oh no, it's my.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Brother, a hell of a hell of a bargain, the
- 9:03Speaker 1: most bargain in this bargain you'll ever have bargain.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess we get right into it. Me,
- 9:10Speaker 3: Keenan and Lamar went to kate what's it called?
- 9:13Speaker 1: What is the actual place called?
- 9:14Speaker 3: That place was top Pot, Top Pot, but it the
- 9:18Speaker 3: Korean barbie, Korean barbecue, and Kine went to have Korean barbecue.
- 9:24Speaker 3: And they've been telling us about you know, Lamar has
- 9:27Speaker 3: been telling us and Keenan like it's very good that
- 9:29Speaker 3: you're trying. I was like, all right, you know, dipping
- 9:31Speaker 3: and dodging mostly my fault for a long time. And
- 9:35Speaker 3: now I was here for the weekend. I was back
- 9:38Speaker 3: down here for the weekend. I was like, you know,
- 9:39Speaker 3: let's take advantage. Go to Hot Pot, k bout whatever.
- 9:44Speaker 3: We went Top Pot. Top Pot was down the street,
- 9:47Speaker 3: really twenty minutes away. I really feel bad now that
- 9:49Speaker 3: I know how close it is and how much it's
- 9:53Speaker 3: like squid word when he had krabby patties.
- 9:55Speaker 4: All the wasted years.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I could have been having this so much more. But
- 10:01Speaker 3: basically it's a nice little spot. You go in there,
- 10:07Speaker 3: sit at the table like normal, but the table has
- 10:09Speaker 3: all these little fucking little heat personal heaters that's for
- 10:13Speaker 3: the top pot, for the top pot, and then it's
- 10:15Speaker 3: like a little.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Oven center grill center grill.
- 10:20Speaker 3: So so at this particular establishment, for thirty one American.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Dollars, Mike was a maids.
- 10:28Speaker 4: It's ridiculous though.
- 10:30Speaker 3: For thirty one American dollars, you have access to and
- 10:34Speaker 3: unlimited amount of Korean meats at your disposal, steak, chicken, pork, seafood, vegetables,
- 10:45Speaker 3: different vegetables.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Fruits, pineapples will bust in your mouth.
- 10:49Speaker 3: Pineapples that will bust in your mouth, pineapples that will
- 10:54Speaker 3: square in your mouth like.
- 10:55Speaker 5: The most you're gonna choke on that pineapple.
- 10:59Speaker 1: You gonna it's gonna catch you hot.
- 11:04Speaker 3: So you get access to all that, plus an advertiser bar,
- 11:10Speaker 3: which is unlimited ricks pot stickers, low Maine chicken with
- 11:17Speaker 3: fried chicken wings, and then a little sautation where you
- 11:21Speaker 3: make your own sauce and then you make your custom
- 11:24Speaker 3: made sauce and you bring it back and then order
- 11:26Speaker 3: your meats there bringing the cold meat.
- 11:27Speaker 1: You cook the meat right there, then you eat and
- 11:30Speaker 1: be merry.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Yeah, all that for thirty one dollars.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Mm. Hot damn.
- 11:37Speaker 2: And there's a bar in there.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Yeah. We have drinks too, and drinks we had the
- 11:41Speaker 1: soju was flowing. Me and Keenan had the soo shot
- 11:44Speaker 1: shot a shot to a sod, had a little I
- 11:48Speaker 1: forgot what I think. I got a mango smoothie, a
- 11:50Speaker 1: mango like.
- 11:50Speaker 3: It was like a mango slushy with alcohol in it.
- 11:53Speaker 4: That was good.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Nice. Did even what liquor was in it?
- 11:56Speaker 3: No, probably vodka, probably probably, I'm assuming.
- 12:03Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was really really damn good.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Had that bowling knees for the first time. Not bulleting,
- 12:10Speaker 1: but god damn bullet.
- 12:15Speaker 2: Beef.
- 12:15Speaker 1: But gogie, that ship good as hell.
- 12:19Speaker 5: I've seen it on the Maya multiple multiple times. But
- 12:23Speaker 5: you know, it's like, just looking at the picture, don't
- 12:26Speaker 5: look quite advertising. Calvin did his big one with that
- 12:29Speaker 5: one that I gotta call Calvin.
- 12:31Speaker 1: On that one. No, that's beef. Boy, you're young, that's
- 12:35Speaker 1: not what what's it called? You typed in the wrong
- 12:45Speaker 1: that that's what gold looked up? Okay, But but Gogy,
- 12:50Speaker 1: it's like a shredded it's almost like it's almost like
- 12:54Speaker 1: skirt steak, almost being marinated meat.
- 12:58Speaker 5: Okay, kind of yeah. The flavors no kind of remind
- 13:01Speaker 5: me of like steakhems. Don't don't don't don't respect Goldie
- 13:08Speaker 5: like stak them sounds like dog food exactly.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Never had I don't think I have. You never had
- 13:14Speaker 1: steakhms elsie els.
- 13:16Speaker 5: Two things. One, it's crazy how you never had steak.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Every time you have a chopped cheese or whatever you're
- 13:22Speaker 5: you're having steak.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Theems too. You got to get your hoodie off the mic.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Oh sorry, hold up, stakhms.
- 13:31Speaker 5: It's nothing like steakums. I promise you. I haven't had this,
- 13:35Speaker 5: and it's not like that. I don't think I've had
- 13:37Speaker 5: this since I lived in sentiments and bro, but you have.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 13:43Speaker 2: I don't remember last time I seen this.
- 13:44Speaker 1: It's not the same. I'm not saying it reminds me.
- 13:52Speaker 1: It's it's thinly sliced, but that is and that's a
- 13:56Speaker 1: Stanley slice steak. It's okay, it's not saying it's the same.
- 14:00Speaker 1: It's reminiscent of Yeah, that's like saying chuck e cheese
- 14:04Speaker 1: pizzas reminiscent.
- 14:06Speaker 3: Is so boogie that he can't even fathom that he
- 14:08Speaker 3: would something like that's even in the considerable realm of.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Something that comes out of a frozen section. I have
- 14:17Speaker 1: frozen food all the time. But calling that beef but
- 14:19Speaker 1: gogi pretty much stakums He did not say pretty much.
- 14:29Speaker 5: I say, reminds me of steakles, because how it's.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Like stakhems because of the ok that's that's okay, because
- 14:36Speaker 1: of what it is. It's like statiums, you know what.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Not about to double down.
- 14:40Speaker 3: If you thaw out the if you thaw and then marinated, it's.
- 14:46Speaker 1: No, it's not. No, it's not.
- 14:49Speaker 3: If you thaw it out, had a couple of holes
- 14:51Speaker 3: in it, marinate, that bitch isgolgis on it.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like there was no, there was no
- 14:59Speaker 1: don't let him lie. You don't let them lie. Ship
- 15:01Speaker 1: to trick your system with some other ship like nigga
- 15:05Speaker 1: steaks with soy sauce. Nigga, you know what, He's not
- 15:10Speaker 1: worth thirty one dollars. I got scared. No, thirty one
- 15:14Speaker 1: dollars steaks with soy sauce definitely worth thirty one dollars.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Jaraaky soys you know you love that book like that.
- 15:22Speaker 1: That was good.
- 15:24Speaker 4: It was good as it was good as ham.
- 15:25Speaker 1: What wasn't good was those big ass cartoonish steaks they
- 15:28Speaker 1: gave us. Yes, yes, them steaks were the same color
- 15:32Speaker 1: you hoodie with like zero fat.
- 15:35Speaker 3: You have watched cartoon, like literally a cartoon steak like
- 15:38Speaker 3: like what is it like? You know, like a fucking
- 15:41Speaker 3: it looked like a steak squeak toy that you give
- 15:43Speaker 3: your dog.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Yes, because what kind of steak was that supposed to be?
- 15:48Speaker 1: It was supposed to be rid by How did it
- 15:50Speaker 1: taste supposed uh red nigga shoe?
- 15:53Speaker 3: Well, yes, well that's because that's because they just put
- 15:57Speaker 3: their steak out there, just raw dog the ship.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Let me tell you what this was about to do.
- 16:03Speaker 1: What I was about to do, but I did. You
- 16:04Speaker 1: know what he was about to do. He did it,
- 16:07Speaker 1: but the way he was going to do it. So
- 16:09Speaker 1: you know how you make your you get your own
- 16:11Speaker 1: custom sauce.
- 16:13Speaker 3: So I was like, all right, we're going to cook
- 16:14Speaker 3: the rest of these meats offt now we're going to
- 16:15Speaker 3: start putting our steaks on. We're about to put all
- 16:18Speaker 3: steaks on this nigga takes his sauce to start slathering
- 16:21Speaker 3: it over his steak, and I'm like, okay.
- 16:23Speaker 1: His steak which is like this big, it's like this big,
- 16:27Speaker 1: right cake and cake caking this little custom sauce on it.
- 16:31Speaker 1: You got to put some flavor.
- 16:32Speaker 4: And then he was like, oh yeah, I'm about to
- 16:33Speaker 4: cook it on that.
- 16:34Speaker 3: I'm like, brother, we don't want to taste your sauce
- 16:38Speaker 3: on our steaks.
- 16:39Speaker 5: But mind you, every meat that we got at that
- 16:41Speaker 5: table was marinated. So he was getting all the sauces
- 16:44Speaker 5: on your meats.
- 16:45Speaker 1: But there was marinated all with the same No. I'm saying,
- 16:49Speaker 1: like all of the meats that we got together get
- 16:51Speaker 1: the same one, but.
- 16:52Speaker 4: The same base.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Yeah, our personal sauces. We didn't want to take your
- 16:56Speaker 1: personal sauce on our items. Right, you're right, you're right.
- 17:00Speaker 2: So did you just do yours last?
- 17:01Speaker 1: Yea?
- 17:01Speaker 4: He did last?
- 17:02Speaker 2: Easy?
- 17:03Speaker 1: Easy? You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, are
- 17:06Speaker 1: we complaining a little much? Maybe?
- 17:08Speaker 2: How was it doing?
- 17:10Speaker 1: It was better than theirs? I could say that much.
- 17:12Speaker 1: You didn't have ours, but y'all that wasn't a fan
- 17:15Speaker 1: of y'all have. Oh you like yours? Yeah? Mom was good?
- 17:18Speaker 5: Minds was not because I just cooked this day game,
- 17:21Speaker 5: putting no sauce on the bitch, no to spice it up.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Yeah, don't have to let my marinate for a little bit.
- 17:30Speaker 5: Let the marinate for at least thirty that's probably have
- 17:32Speaker 5: stuck a couple of holes in it so it actually through.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but chop sticks just at the table, Yeah, we
- 17:40Speaker 1: had one of the day. I'm gonna learn how to
- 17:42Speaker 1: use chop sticks.
- 17:43Speaker 5: It is not that it's not, but it's just I've
- 17:47Speaker 5: seen so many videos they're like, okay, sticky here, hold that.
- 17:50Speaker 2: You don't need to just use it how you want
- 17:51Speaker 2: to use.
- 17:52Speaker 1: It, like an Americans.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Make the sticks work, That's all it is.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Give me. You can hold different ways.
- 17:56Speaker 2: It's not that there's just one way to hold droop.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Yeah, mind like that.
- 18:00Speaker 5: But the way I hold mine, I can't pick up ship,
- 18:02Speaker 5: I can't pick up.
- 18:03Speaker 4: I tried to pick up a clump of rice. I
- 18:05Speaker 4: was like, you know, let's.
- 18:08Speaker 5: I'm going crazy. I don't know. But you hold pens weird,
- 18:11Speaker 5: so I don't know how I can. You've never seen
- 18:14Speaker 5: them writ oh he's a doctor for real. That's three
- 18:21Speaker 5: fingers on it.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Crazy, right, I've seen other people write like this. I'm
- 18:24Speaker 1: not gonna be shamed.
- 18:29Speaker 5: I have three fingers on the huh.
- 18:32Speaker 2: But now here's like three fingers.
- 18:33Speaker 1: I know most people write like that, three fingers blah
- 18:35Speaker 1: blah blah. But nah, I got it in the knuckle
- 18:37Speaker 1: right here, the middle knuckle. No, they should have beat
- 18:39Speaker 1: that out of you. They could have tried. That's not
- 18:42Speaker 1: that's not how. But left handed people, I could draw
- 18:48Speaker 1: better this way. So that I was like, nah, this
- 18:50Speaker 1: is how I'm going to write. Oh, yeah, you do,
- 18:52Speaker 1: But what about that painting? The painting or the painting
- 18:55Speaker 1: you say? You draw?
- 18:56Speaker 3: Right?
- 18:56Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you ever finish that? You were supposed to
- 18:58Speaker 1: something for somebody? For your grandma? I completely scott about that.
- 19:06Speaker 1: I thought about it, said I've done it, and I
- 19:08Speaker 1: just completely forgot you might would have finished. I thought
- 19:14Speaker 1: about it.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Is that I draw like that?
- 19:15Speaker 4: Like, wait, do you have to make times of the
- 19:17Speaker 4: essence on that?
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah? It is gotta help.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I'm not even gonnay. Okay, let's.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Let's all do We're all gonna make something of our
- 19:32Speaker 1: grandma's It needs to be done sooner rather than later.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Correct all. My grandma's dad so well, he has no time.
- 19:40Speaker 1: He has his clock ran out.
- 19:45Speaker 5: My clock never started. They were all dead before I was.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Bod never remember damn he he doesn't have a clock.
- 19:52Speaker 2: Negative know, yeah I still have uh yeah, my grandma
- 19:55Speaker 2: on my mom's side, I got I got one left
- 19:59Speaker 2: telling a step grandma too, so that too, like one
- 20:03Speaker 2: and a half one.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Of them possible, yeah, one of the possible.
- 20:08Speaker 3: But it was really it was really good. The pork
- 20:11Speaker 3: belly was good, shrimp all that was.
- 20:14Speaker 4: It was all good.
- 20:15Speaker 3: It was good, very good experience. I'm definitely gonna do
- 20:19Speaker 3: that again. Uh the one you said up near me.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Oh, we should go to three sixty. I'm all for
- 20:25Speaker 1: all all all the Korean barbecue now. And I know
- 20:28Speaker 1: once we left there, I know I wasn't the only
- 20:30Speaker 1: one that smelled like I was working in a barbecue pit.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Butcher three sixty they have giant vents over top of
- 20:37Speaker 1: the grill, so it like sucks upthing.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Oh perfect, thank god, because good lord, I smelled like
- 20:44Speaker 3: a fucking meat market.
- 20:45Speaker 1: I smelled like the number one pit master.
- 20:47Speaker 3: And the next day like I just when I was like,
- 20:51Speaker 3: oh my god, like picked up one of my my
- 20:54Speaker 3: shirt and was like, oh my goodness.
- 20:56Speaker 1: I grabbed the same jacket that I wore like I
- 20:58Speaker 1: wore the next day. I name's a guy.
- 21:00Speaker 5: Dang all that ship was good, that the meats, the.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Elsie.
- 21:09Speaker 5: Have you ever had grilled pineapple?
- 21:13Speaker 2: I don't think so, maybe, but I'm gonna remember. I
- 21:16Speaker 2: probably wouldnt remember, but I can imagine how that tastes.
- 21:19Speaker 5: I introduced them to grilled pineapple. Once you have it once,
- 21:25Speaker 5: you don't want to have it every time, because it's
- 21:26Speaker 5: something about that heat. You could take a dry pineapple
- 21:29Speaker 5: and that shit, bet you know what it is.
- 21:31Speaker 3: I want to pause when I say this. That thing
- 21:33Speaker 3: busted in my mouth, wild crazy.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Wild crazy, Like I don't know where all that liquid
- 21:38Speaker 1: was coming from because it's like a contained pineapple, but
- 21:42Speaker 1: it was just like every every every chew there was
- 21:46Speaker 1: more juice gushion. He almost choked, like no because it was.
- 21:52Speaker 3: It's so funny watching his because he went he went
- 21:55Speaker 3: his with his very intellectual skepticism.
- 21:58Speaker 4: It was like, it's not it's.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Just not The.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Thing is shotgun in the back of the He was
- 22:06Speaker 3: about to go like, oh, it's not that bad, but me, like,
- 22:10Speaker 3: you know, I think I had drown.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Because I don't know anynnybody eat honey grow, you'll like
- 22:15Speaker 2: honey girl.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I like honey gro I get the pineapple
- 22:17Speaker 1: and my ship.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Yeah, sot of the pineapples in that, So I guess
- 22:20Speaker 2: is that I guess it's it's there's probably better at
- 22:23Speaker 2: cap at the top.
- 22:24Speaker 5: Of well, well they just gave you like raw pineapples,
- 22:27Speaker 5: you just stick them on.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't get it there, so, but but I.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Did the same thing up of the pineapple in my
- 22:32Speaker 1: honey grow too.
- 22:33Speaker 2: So if that's the same effect, it's.
- 22:37Speaker 1: It's a battle may be busting. They I've never done that.
- 22:43Speaker 4: Every time.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I think whoever said came up with that, Oh, this
- 22:46Speaker 1: is busting. That's what they were talking about talking about
- 22:50Speaker 1: when they came up with it.
- 22:51Speaker 4: This is busting.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Shout out to the Hawaiian.
- 22:53Speaker 6: Shut out, shout out Q and then and that ship
- 22:56Speaker 6: was in San let's it be some brown sugar sentdi
- 22:59Speaker 6: me just do a little sprinkle on that bitch. What
- 23:03Speaker 6: hell yeah, that's that's what you get at uh uh
- 23:07Speaker 6: the Brazilian steakhouse when they come out with the pineapple.
- 23:10Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, grill huh you got right there on sat.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Grills there. Yeah. I came and I was like what
- 23:23Speaker 1: the I was like, fire up the grills, like like, MJ,
- 23:28Speaker 1: better share whatever. I swear. I thought it was his
- 23:33Speaker 1: that's crushing nigga smoking chicken wings in the studio. I'll
- 23:40Speaker 1: be for it. Did y'all do anything else before Sunday? Outing? No?
- 23:45Speaker 5: Nah?
- 23:46Speaker 1: Saturday I recovered from the wild Korean barbecue. She recovered, Okay,
- 23:53Speaker 1: I had the wildest ship in the morning. I was stuffed,
- 23:56Speaker 1: you know, the crazy when I left. I wasn't that stuff.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I was stuff I was.
- 24:02Speaker 3: I was full after because I went there already. So yes,
- 24:05Speaker 3: I was very full. After I left that place.
- 24:07Speaker 1: You still had room. I still had room. I could
- 24:09Speaker 1: have kept on eating, but I couldn't. They were really
- 24:10Speaker 1: trying to shut us down, even though it was like
- 24:12Speaker 1: an hour left.
- 24:13Speaker 4: Facts get us out of here.
- 24:14Speaker 1: That one good. Don't want anything else? Check you don't
- 24:20Speaker 1: want anything else? You're good? All right? You actually.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Six more rounds.
- 24:28Speaker 1: He looked at me kind of crazy. When I said, yeah,
- 24:30Speaker 1: can I get another order of the bugogi please? I
- 24:33Speaker 1: was like, come on. They brought out the little baby play.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I said, the high fact said you received, But they
- 24:40Speaker 1: gave the fattest play to the pork belly. The portally
- 24:43Speaker 1: wasn't bad, but it was like five pounds of pork
- 24:47Speaker 1: with you offloading this. Do we go bad tomorrow? They
- 24:52Speaker 1: gave us mad. The cats outside the cat they are
- 24:57Speaker 1: They were the cats outside about cannibalism. Nigga, what the fuck? Cats?
- 25:09Speaker 1: Cats are above it? They can get these jokes.
- 25:11Speaker 4: Feed the cats outside of the Korean barbecue. What cats
- 25:13Speaker 4: outside of the barbecue?
- 25:17Speaker 1: Any cats outside of barbecue? Korean barbecue? Listen.
- 25:27Speaker 2: If they can make that ship taste.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Like that, I don't give the fuck. I've been on
- 25:31Speaker 1: I've been on on on file for years on this
- 25:35Speaker 1: podcast saying hey, I.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Don't give a ship because every time I have them
- 25:39Speaker 3: beef spare ribs, them little spare ribs, pork spar ribs,
- 25:43Speaker 3: the little rib tips, I feel it tastes it looks
- 25:45Speaker 3: like a cat's Paul, what my man? What what like
- 25:51Speaker 3: like when looks like a cat when you like when
- 25:54Speaker 3: you like the not the spare ribs themselves, but it's
- 25:56Speaker 3: like rib tips. There's rib tips, but there's like when
- 26:00Speaker 3: there's riptures with the bone in them.
- 26:02Speaker 1: And some of them like if you look at it,
- 26:05Speaker 1: it looks like the little mouse, Paul, like a little mouse.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Lit the mouse get this big, you know, not this big,
- 26:13Speaker 1: but they look when you look at it, it's like
- 26:16Speaker 1: like a kitten, like like a little small kitten, like
- 26:19Speaker 1: like a little big Paul pad. And then like the
- 26:21Speaker 1: little three woman for where are you getting these? Because right.
- 26:26Speaker 5: Away from that time, because that's every Chinese every time,
- 26:31Speaker 5: every time I get bourbon chicken, I'm like, what part
- 26:32Speaker 5: of the chicken is this?
- 26:35Speaker 1: It's it's it's a golden retrievement. It's mother fucking rad
- 26:47Speaker 1: this is taking a turn.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Dude that was in the little the Chinese restaurant and
- 26:52Speaker 2: he had his phone on them and it was like
- 26:54Speaker 2: a little girl that like you I guess it was
- 26:56Speaker 2: their daughter that was was working, and yeah, he.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Was like you ever seen it? Said?
- 27:00Speaker 2: He was like pointing to a picture of her mouth,
- 27:02Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, he's.
- 27:04Speaker 1: Like you see that's like the one that you little
- 27:15Speaker 1: girl didn't talk. She was like three.
- 27:16Speaker 3: She was like.
- 27:20Speaker 1: The one dude that came in and said, you know
- 27:21Speaker 1: Ricky Tan and she was like you know Ricky Dan
- 27:30Speaker 1: She went she said, oh no, they finally got Ricky
- 27:36Speaker 1: chick us up. Random age man just run out the
- 27:39Speaker 1: back door a Nigga come out the vent Oh ship.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Sunday, Sunday. Sunday Sunday. We h we were outside again.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Good god, two days of one week and what the fuck? Yeah?
- 27:57Speaker 4: I count Dad the fact he counted Friday.
- 28:00Speaker 1: You went out to went out to eat count Dad. Yeah,
- 28:06Speaker 1: Mike had to not be at home. Yeah, if he's
- 28:09Speaker 1: not home, he's out there. It is there. It is
- 28:13Speaker 1: every time he has to go to work.
- 28:14Speaker 2: I went out, I went, I went out to that.
- 28:18Speaker 1: You went to work out.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Tuesdays, I will go to work, but I didn't go
- 28:24Speaker 3: out to day range me. But to Sunday, we went
- 28:29Speaker 3: out to uh Vara Uh. Elsie was having a brunch,
- 28:34Speaker 3: Elsie's first brunch events, right, yeah, what was so this
- 28:38Speaker 3: was yours?
- 28:39Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is my brunch that I have with Via.
- 28:44Speaker 5: But that was like the first like test kind of things,
- 28:46Speaker 5: just to see how it will go.
- 28:48Speaker 1: I did like it.
- 28:49Speaker 4: They loved it good.
- 28:50Speaker 1: So yeah, it was cool. It was a vibe. It
- 28:52Speaker 1: was like outside of the deck.
- 28:53Speaker 2: But obviously from here on out, we want to do
- 28:55Speaker 2: a bigger We got the whole club upstairs, but there's
- 28:58Speaker 2: also inside restaurant parts.
- 28:59Speaker 1: So okay, no, because that that where I was sitting.
- 29:03Speaker 1: That heat lamp was on me. Yeah.
- 29:06Speaker 5: Well, I mean you'd rather that the big fucking freezing
- 29:08Speaker 5: of course, of course, because it gets cold out there sometimes,
- 29:10Speaker 5: so they would just like turn the ships all.
- 29:13Speaker 1: So I get it this one.
- 29:14Speaker 2: I appreciate everybody coming out.
- 29:15Speaker 4: So it was very everybody that came out, shouting everybody.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out, yeah, plug was there. Fucking my brother
- 29:22Speaker 2: came for his birthday, and my bunch of my cousins
- 29:24Speaker 2: came up.
- 29:24Speaker 4: Shout out to all of us for being there.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out all your the whole pop was there.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry Kenny couldn't make it. It's okay.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I can't have to work all the time. No, not really.
- 29:38Speaker 1: I'm almost like you, Mike. I don't like going out,
- 29:40Speaker 1: but I sometimes forced myself to go out. And where
- 29:43Speaker 1: was I? You was outside?
- 29:44Speaker 4: There?
- 29:45Speaker 1: You go, Okay, that's your first one of the year.
- 29:48Speaker 1: When is that your first time going out this year?
- 29:51Speaker 1: It's the yes. When else did you go out? After
- 29:55Speaker 1: the live show March, after the for our own events?
- 30:00Speaker 1: That was his birthday. That's not the way I want
- 30:03Speaker 1: to spend my birthday. That's true, that's true. But I
- 30:10Speaker 1: was with my nigga. So it was cool, all right,
- 30:12Speaker 1: the second one of the year. Two times most recent,
- 30:16Speaker 1: they don't think about it all the other times you
- 30:17Speaker 1: didn't go through just thinking about the last time you did.
- 30:20Speaker 1: See you next March. Hm, no, nah, I'm just don't lie. Okay, huh,
- 30:26Speaker 1: don't lie.
- 30:27Speaker 4: I don't lie. That's why I always say. Maybe he
- 30:32Speaker 4: said we'll see, we'll see.
- 30:34Speaker 1: I already know what that. Oh that's.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Every Yeah, I'll get to the later.
- 30:39Speaker 4: But yeah, well niggas was like, uh, I was mad early.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Facts, Like what the fuck shows up early to a brunch?
- 30:45Speaker 2: Mike, you weren't early, you were on time. Yeah, the
- 30:48Speaker 2: brunch started at one. Mike was there at one and
- 30:51Speaker 2: he wasn't the first person there either. There was a
- 30:53Speaker 2: girl who was there when I was walking in What
- 30:55Speaker 2: time did you walk in? Twelve forty mmmmm?
- 31:00Speaker 1: Like like what's helping? Was helping stand up the table? Damn? Yeah,
- 31:03Speaker 1: pretty much what it was balloons.
- 31:09Speaker 4: It was cool though.
- 31:10Speaker 3: It was really a vibe, you know, Elsie does it
- 31:12Speaker 3: as always, Elsie brings out the women.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Man, okay, okay, mm hmm. They be there.
- 31:21Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like at least a three to one ratio.
- 31:23Speaker 1: It was crazy. Mm hmm. He got hot walk and
- 31:28Speaker 1: see all that. I was just saying, they seem to
- 31:30Speaker 1: like him and his music and the vibe that he creates,
- 31:32Speaker 1: so they be sure to come out. But I would
- 31:36Speaker 1: like to acknowledge that one pm is not brunch time. Correct,
- 31:40Speaker 1: That is lunch. That's the end of brunch.
- 31:42Speaker 2: So that's what I say too. I think brunches eleven.
- 31:46Speaker 1: Eleven start yep, start time.
- 31:48Speaker 2: But in like the night life club atmosphere, Yeah, one o'clock,
- 31:52Speaker 2: it's like the norm.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Wow.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Yeah, some even go later than that.
- 31:56Speaker 1: That's dinner at that point. Exactly same. I mean, I agree.
- 32:00Speaker 1: When I was in Miami they had brunch into like
- 32:02Speaker 1: five six and then going out after that. I was like, ah, no,
- 32:08Speaker 1: thank you, okay yeah. And then before that they were
- 32:13Speaker 1: at the club the night before, Like, what type of
- 32:15Speaker 1: life are you living?
- 32:16Speaker 2: Sounds like my life?
- 32:17Speaker 1: What are you running from? You're making money, they are
- 32:21Speaker 1: spending money.
- 32:22Speaker 4: I want to point out that also, it was nice
- 32:27Speaker 4: that drinks were good. How did you did y'all eat?
- 32:30Speaker 1: Did y'all eat the food?
- 32:32Speaker 4: I mean you weren't there. I'm looking at you, girls.
- 32:36Speaker 1: How was it good?
- 32:38Speaker 4: Because I got I got the bank bank shrimp like
- 32:40Speaker 4: to go. Very good, very good.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Yeah, they got good food.
- 32:45Speaker 1: They got good food, good food, not bad, not bad.
- 32:48Speaker 1: I would like to.
- 32:52Speaker 3: State that next time we go out somewhere, Q can't
- 32:56Speaker 3: be next to me. Why because he's acting up.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's acting.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Up all the time.
- 33:01Speaker 2: He was terrible.
- 33:02Speaker 1: He was great. He's not He's not a good He's
- 33:04Speaker 1: one of those guys that when something funny happens, this
- 33:07Speaker 1: motherfucker just looked at himself in the mirror, like me.
- 33:09Speaker 1: He's terrible.
- 33:10Speaker 3: No, he's somebody like when when you like, you make
- 33:16Speaker 3: a joke and you're not trying to like you try
- 33:18Speaker 3: to hold it down. He always says he's gonna make
- 33:21Speaker 3: a hot every time.
- 33:22Speaker 1: The banter is wonderful. Are you talking about the two thousands? Yeah?
- 33:28Speaker 1: Oh wait, you didn't. So, yeah, you don't explain that
- 33:30Speaker 1: to me.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I was confused.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Our last brunch story is all right, So I get
- 33:37Speaker 1: in there.
- 33:38Speaker 3: When I first get in there, I'm like, it's me.
- 33:41Speaker 3: I'm like one of the first four people in there.
- 33:43Speaker 3: It's me, this other lady, and two chicks that came
- 33:46Speaker 3: in with a John Pincil. I'm really shocked how they
- 33:49Speaker 3: got in there and you're allowed to come into somewhere,
- 33:51Speaker 3: jump whatever.
- 33:53Speaker 1: But me and his suddenly was in there. I was
- 33:56Speaker 1: she was.
- 33:57Speaker 3: I guess she was cold at first because she was
- 34:00Speaker 3: across the room and I was like, oh, there's a
- 34:02Speaker 3: heater down over here, like at the table next to me.
- 34:05Speaker 4: It's warm over there, So.
- 34:06Speaker 1: That's how she got over there in the first place.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Then Q walks in, Q brings an interned baby, Q
- 34:11Speaker 3: Kwan with us, and then Q, did you come in
- 34:15Speaker 3: with other people? Was it just U and Kwan? Harve
- 34:19Speaker 3: came in at the same time, and so h Kwan
- 34:23Speaker 3: was wearing a bronze township hoodie on, like our high
- 34:26Speaker 3: school hoodie on. And then the girl, the lady was like, oh,
- 34:30Speaker 3: you went in the township. He was like yeah, and
- 34:32Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we all did. And then I
- 34:36Speaker 3: was like what year did you graduate? And she said
- 34:39Speaker 3: two thousand and I was like, oh wow, And then
- 34:44Speaker 3: that is not what I wait, No, you did tell me.
- 34:47Speaker 1: I was just flabbergast. No, she's said, no, I did that.
- 35:01Speaker 3: No, because if you looked at this woman, she did
- 35:04Speaker 3: not look like she looked like I was ready for
- 35:06Speaker 3: a year in between anywhere from like, yeah, if she
- 35:11Speaker 3: said I saw her, if she said oh seven o eight,
- 35:13Speaker 3: ould believe been all right now, okay yeah, But then
- 35:17Speaker 3: she was like, you know two thousand.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I did say damn I did.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Graduating before nine to eleven is crazy. That's what I said.
- 35:27Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said we weren't even not
- 35:29Speaker 1: wrapped in. I said that. But then I was like,
- 35:32Speaker 1: oh shit, I'm sorry you said it out loud, but
- 35:37Speaker 1: it doesn't look you know what he gets fitch.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Last, and it's like, you know when you give a
- 35:45Speaker 3: comedian last, I'm gonna.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Oh my god, niece is just shut up. And you
- 35:50Speaker 1: just kept on going. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry,
- 35:52Speaker 1: So I didn't mean to. She's like, I'm like, you
- 35:54Speaker 1: really don't look that. I offered to buy a drink.
- 35:56Speaker 1: She said no, no, no, no, She's like, no, you're
- 36:01Speaker 1: really fine. Like well, whatever you're doing to you keep
- 36:03Speaker 1: doing good job, because I never didn't think you were
- 36:05Speaker 1: in two thousand and then at one point she got
- 36:08Speaker 1: up and left. I thought she was leaving because what
- 36:11Speaker 1: I said offended or someone back getting to go to
- 36:13Speaker 1: get her whole girls.
- 36:15Speaker 4: Yes, she came.
- 36:15Speaker 2: She brought that one joint with the body suit.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Okay, there was one with a body shuit.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Seeing that, Yes there was that was.
- 36:27Speaker 1: That is the fact.
- 36:28Speaker 5: That is the fact, that was the body inside the
- 36:30Speaker 5: body shuit.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm hmmmm. There's the reason everybody seen it. Type
- 36:35Speaker 2: ship type ship.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Q's eyes were peeled that day. She was he was
- 36:44Speaker 1: scouting and scoping. He was scouting, but it wasn't he
- 36:53Speaker 1: was off the mark on one. He went for one,
- 37:00Speaker 1: the one he asked you about. You told him what
- 37:02Speaker 1: it was.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no, brother, I wouldn't even try to
- 37:06Speaker 2: steer at you in that direction.
- 37:08Speaker 1: I wouldn't even set you up like that. I love
- 37:10Speaker 1: you too much.
- 37:10Speaker 3: That's the path of the return. That's there's a way anyway.
- 37:14Speaker 3: I'm sorry too many times can't give you that one.
- 37:18Speaker 1: But it was a good time, man, good good time,
- 37:21Speaker 1: good time. Shot. Everybody came out shot that Blair Blair's
- 37:24Speaker 1: birthday was there for his birthday. He was day's actual birthday,
- 37:27Speaker 1: today's actually happy birthday. Blair. I saw, I saw, I
- 37:32Speaker 1: saw a Surrey there with her uh with her crew.
- 37:37Speaker 2: That whole that whole table was all of our cousins.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Oh okay.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why they were also comfortable over there.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Okay, when I said, body, like, those.
- 37:46Speaker 2: Are my cousins on my sister's side, Like, I don't
- 37:49Speaker 2: know people do this me and my sister that we
- 37:50Speaker 2: have a different, different dad. So that's why I like
- 37:52Speaker 2: those are her Okay, I haven't seen them in a
- 37:56Speaker 2: minute too.
- 37:56Speaker 1: So that's good.
- 37:59Speaker 5: So when side January, I want to say, don't don't
- 38:04Speaker 5: quote me. I think tentatively it might be January nineteenth, possibly, okay,
- 38:10Speaker 5: possibly because those I'll go to those.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Mike gets to sit down, eat some food,
- 38:14Speaker 1: take some drinks. Yeah, people watch during the day or
- 38:18Speaker 1: you know, I'm lying. I'm lying on line.
- 38:19Speaker 2: January fifth, three weeks, my cat is going to be
- 38:25Speaker 2: out exactly. I think that's why we were doing it
- 38:27Speaker 2: a whole lot of Yeah, one of those two days,
- 38:31Speaker 2: one of those two.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Days, I will not be there.
- 38:33Speaker 5: Okay, they're having an event the whole you know, the
- 38:36Speaker 5: day before. What that means I should do with us.
- 38:39Speaker 1: They're gonna have their event the day before.
- 38:41Speaker 2: All it takes is three of them to be they'll
- 38:42Speaker 2: be They'll be there later that night because Kate probably
- 38:46Speaker 2: j Yeah, they got to recharge your battery exactly. Yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 2: so Sunday night after the brunch is probably wuldn't be there,
- 38:51Speaker 2: but during the brunch flying.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Mm hmm, he's the guest of honor. You don't want
- 38:58Speaker 1: to see niggas. No, that's crazy.
- 39:00Speaker 2: You don't see the video of the cue that even
- 39:02Speaker 2: in the club and he looked at girls glasses.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Licked her. I think I saw, yeah, I saw you.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Like quote the video, I say, niggas dirty puns that
- 39:11Speaker 2: in the throat. She was just like she was just
- 39:12Speaker 2: so put off by because who the fuck just licks
- 39:15Speaker 2: my glasses?
- 39:16Speaker 3: You know what?
- 39:17Speaker 1: You know what's bad about that.
- 39:18Speaker 3: It's bad about that he did that, But you know what,
- 39:21Speaker 3: you know why he did that, because he probably did
- 39:24Speaker 3: that sometime else.
- 39:25Speaker 4: And it worked.
- 39:26Speaker 2: That definitely looked face because I've.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Seen a whole bunch of ship with specifically with the
- 39:32Speaker 3: Q niggas that they just get away with some flags.
- 39:34Speaker 1: I've seen the niggas bite bitches routinely everything, bite everything.
- 39:40Speaker 3: The as like bite and they so crazy they just.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Get away with it.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Man, I don't know.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Yeah, the college frat party club scene is a stupid
- 39:53Speaker 3: It's a hell escape of a place.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Sometimes, he said, speaking of college in broads health capes.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Let's leave with love with this shout out to Travis
- 40:06Speaker 1: Hunter for winning the Heisman. We have Travis Hunter shout out.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Why now it's gonna be late, it's gonna be light. Well,
- 40:15Speaker 1: I heard her speak about this. I don't care. She
- 40:20Speaker 1: had some good points. That's why. What you have to say,
- 40:23Speaker 1: what are we talking about before we talk about?
- 40:25Speaker 3: So what we're talking about is Travis Hunter. Uh, combination
- 40:29Speaker 3: wide receiver and cornerback for the Colorado Colorida buff Colorado Buffs,
- 40:36Speaker 3: Colorado Buffalo Buffs. He's won the Heisman Trophy winner. Uh,
- 40:42Speaker 3: definitely going to the NFL. Definitely gonna be a high
- 40:45Speaker 3: draft pick. He is in a relationship with a young
- 40:51Speaker 3: woman and there have been some questions as to her
- 41:00Speaker 3: intentions with Travis, intentions or actions based on her actions
- 41:06Speaker 3: and her own words, and so that's just been the
- 41:10Speaker 3: hot topic of discussion lately. Now there have been you know,
- 41:14Speaker 3: her saying that Travis wasn't her tight, and now magically
- 41:20Speaker 3: she is her tight.
- 41:20Speaker 1: He is her tight.
- 41:25Speaker 4: Her like acting weird with being like really like.
- 41:30Speaker 3: Just weird with him and other women Like I guess
- 41:32Speaker 3: he was flirting with not even flirt, just talking to
- 41:35Speaker 3: girls on the Chileias on the sideline when he after
- 41:38Speaker 3: play and she had like an attitude and kind of
- 41:40Speaker 3: like meaning about her being weird. And then after the
- 41:44Speaker 3: heisman ceremony, he's like doing his athlete thing and signing autographs.
- 41:49Speaker 4: And she's just being annoying chick.
- 41:53Speaker 1: What what am I a is supposed to do?
- 41:55Speaker 3: So relax, I saw bitch take a picture. So you
- 42:00Speaker 3: take the photo, You take the pictures, Like do something
- 42:04Speaker 3: be useful, bitch, I.
- 42:07Speaker 1: Was gonna say.
- 42:07Speaker 2: She put out a video today pretty much combating some
- 42:11Speaker 2: things that you know were said about her. I'm still
- 42:15Speaker 2: not on her side, but she explained things to where
- 42:18Speaker 2: they made sense.
- 42:20Speaker 1: What did she say?
- 42:20Speaker 5: So all right, so for one, yes, eight minute long video,
- 42:26Speaker 5: so it's a long one. But like when so they
- 42:29Speaker 5: won the game and then she came onto the field
- 42:32Speaker 5: and people were.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Like, oh, why she have an attitude like he just
- 42:34Speaker 2: did that, this, that and the third. So what had
- 42:36Speaker 2: happened with that game was apparently they weren't security wasn't
- 42:40Speaker 2: letting the family onto the field at that time, like
- 42:42Speaker 2: they were being weird, but they let the opposing team's
- 42:46Speaker 2: cheerleaders onto the field. Okay, Okay, so she had an
- 42:51Speaker 2: attitude for a quick second because she's like, yo, why
- 42:53Speaker 2: are they acting like this towards us? And that was
- 42:55Speaker 2: the moment that they caught on camera.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Okay.
- 42:59Speaker 2: She was like immediately after that, she had and she
- 43:01Speaker 2: said I had already saw him before that happened, anyway,
- 43:05Speaker 2: like like she we saw each other while I was
- 43:07Speaker 2: in the stands, and then I came down on the field.
- 43:09Speaker 2: I was tight because they were acting weird towards me,
- 43:11Speaker 2: but I let it go. I was like, it's fine.
- 43:13Speaker 2: I was like fairy fair. As far as her saying
- 43:17Speaker 2: that he wasn't her type, this was was kind of
- 43:22Speaker 2: silly to me. So apparently Travis d MS her right right.
- 43:26Speaker 2: She left this DM sitting in there for like two months.
- 43:30Speaker 2: She claimed she did that because Travis had a girlfriend.
- 43:35Speaker 1: At the time.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Okay, So she's like, I don't want to talk to
- 43:39Speaker 2: somebody who has a girlfriend, so I just ignored him.
- 43:42Speaker 2: She's like, I didn't start talking to him until he
- 43:44Speaker 2: was single.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Sounds fair to me.
- 43:46Speaker 3: I was like, well, they got to do with the
- 43:49Speaker 3: type though, she said that wasn't her type, because she
- 43:53Speaker 3: said that he like he was talking to another girl while.
- 43:58Speaker 2: I was like, so you're anyway, I wouldn't say, I
- 44:03Speaker 2: wouldn't say that's a type.
- 44:05Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I don't She was like
- 44:06Speaker 1: he was a cheater or whatever. She said.
- 44:09Speaker 2: She said that he cheated on his girlfriend. I guess
- 44:11Speaker 2: that she considered that, you know, cheating.
- 44:15Speaker 5: But yeah, so there was certain certain things that she
- 44:18Speaker 5: said where I was all right, I guess that's somewhat justified, like.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Not that not that part, that last part of some
- 44:23Speaker 1: bullshit exactly.
- 44:24Speaker 5: But also she says all those things I saw she
- 44:27Speaker 5: was acting to that heisman, remember Dion fucking.
- 44:30Speaker 1: That was that. I'm sorry, that was key for me.
- 44:32Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Probably had to tap her like yo, stand up, you're
- 44:35Speaker 2: the only person not standing up in here.
- 44:37Speaker 1: And then she was the first, she's the first one
- 44:39Speaker 1: to sit back down to write back the fuck down.
- 44:41Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, she's just trying to sit down.
- 44:43Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't even like clapfor you man, like,
- 44:46Speaker 2: and he came over trying to get her kiss. She
- 44:47Speaker 2: was acting like she was acting like she didn't really
- 44:49Speaker 2: want to be there. That's what it seemed like. Maybe
- 44:51Speaker 2: she doesn't maybe she doesn't. Maybe she doesn't want to
- 44:53Speaker 2: be yeah there, maybe it seems it does seem that way.
- 44:56Speaker 2: And like I said, it seems like certain things were justified.
- 44:59Speaker 2: But I I also feel like I've seen enough.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Did she explain after that, while she had a tude
- 45:04Speaker 3: with the him doing the autographs and stuff, Oh.
- 45:08Speaker 2: So that was because that was because.
- 45:13Speaker 1: She was what was it?
- 45:15Speaker 2: I believe she was already ready to leave or something
- 45:17Speaker 2: like that, something something along the lines up they were
- 45:18Speaker 2: supposed to be like had had left already, and I
- 45:21Speaker 2: guess he has stayed to meet people.
- 45:24Speaker 1: So she was like, I kind of get it. She
- 45:26Speaker 1: was like I kind of had that. Yeah, she was like, yeah,
- 45:27Speaker 1: I was ready to leave. She was hungry.
- 45:30Speaker 4: I was like, I guess no, no, no, shut up.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I was like, you're you gotta know who you're at,
- 45:37Speaker 2: who you are, where you're at.
- 45:38Speaker 1: Who you're with, Like exactly, this isn't about you, sweet.
- 45:41Speaker 2: This ain't about you. This nigga is the bread winner.
- 45:43Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to tell you it's only going to
- 45:45Speaker 2: get worse. He's going to the NFL, He's going to
- 45:47Speaker 2: be a top.
- 45:48Speaker 3: You better get used to just sitting places and shutting
- 45:50Speaker 3: the funk up the prize.
- 45:51Speaker 2: I mean, not the prize, he's the prize.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Yeah, that I don't know.
- 45:56Speaker 2: Also, I don't know why the fuck she's in that
- 45:58Speaker 2: that Adidas commercial. I don't know who. I don't know
- 46:00Speaker 2: who said okay to that he did do his commercial
- 46:06Speaker 2: less my girlfriends in it. Nigga, What the fuck?
- 46:09Speaker 1: I hate to do?
- 46:09Speaker 4: I hate to be the deep dive nigga. I think
- 46:12Speaker 4: I think, I think I think that's.
- 46:15Speaker 1: His deep Are you talking about deep dive?
- 46:18Speaker 3: I hate like to like make a lot of inference
- 46:20Speaker 3: inferences about this situation when I really don't a lot
- 46:23Speaker 3: of information.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Like I think that this dude, what's the opposite just
- 46:32Speaker 1: that's the opposite of a deep dive.
- 46:34Speaker 3: Miya waiting in the war, but go ahead, A deep
- 46:39Speaker 3: drive to his personality and whatever.
- 46:41Speaker 1: I think the dude is. You we all, we all
- 46:44Speaker 1: see the dude. I feel like he ain't really get
- 46:46Speaker 1: a yeah.
- 46:47Speaker 4: He ain't never get no bases.
- 46:48Speaker 1: I think, despite his athlete, never got no basiness. I
- 46:51Speaker 1: think that's his first little little piece of yeah yeah,
- 46:54Speaker 1: and he's acting real stupid over it. You think this
- 46:58Speaker 1: is though? I would after all of his success, I
- 47:00Speaker 1: would be surprised. I really wouldn't be surprised if it was.
- 47:03Speaker 1: You don't think like four years engaged, four years, they've
- 47:07Speaker 1: been together four years? Get married? Yeah, Like like like,
- 47:12Speaker 1: this isn't a new Relationship's sure, he's been playing a
- 47:14Speaker 1: long game.
- 47:14Speaker 5: Brother, Yeah, I mean she definitely could still be playing
- 47:18Speaker 5: a long game. That's that is for sure. But this
- 47:21Speaker 5: isn't a new relationship.
- 47:22Speaker 4: I don't trust it.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's that's fair. Also, how old?
- 47:27Speaker 2: How old is she?
- 47:27Speaker 1: Though I think they're the same age? How old is he? Was?
- 47:30Speaker 1: He twenty twenty one and it's been another for four years,
- 47:34Speaker 1: allegedly together, since they've been together since Jackson State. She
- 47:40Speaker 1: now Jackson Shaving Colorado with him? Okay, she was, it'd be.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Dumb not too. But I also so the thing I
- 47:48Speaker 2: just remember, so the thing she said about her type.
- 47:50Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I had three different relationships before
- 47:52Speaker 2: I was with Travis, and they were all different. She
- 47:54Speaker 2: was like, one was like a cowboy, one was like
- 47:56Speaker 2: a sounthout rapper, one was some like And then she
- 47:59Speaker 2: was like, yeah, they're all different. So I don't have
- 48:00Speaker 2: a type. It's just who I like and who treats me, right,
- 48:04Speaker 2: I get it.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Girls.
- 48:04Speaker 2: I was also what she said about it. I just
- 48:06Speaker 2: just thought about that, but maybe think about her age.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, who are these niggas?
- 48:11Speaker 3: I mean, it could be it could be like a
- 48:13Speaker 3: six month Yeah, he's just not attractive looking.
- 48:19Speaker 1: That's really what it comes from. He got the grint
- 48:21Speaker 1: of a titan.
- 48:22Speaker 2: He like a Martian.
- 48:24Speaker 1: But god, damn, okay, it's just and she saw that.
- 48:29Speaker 1: It was just like, oh and then and then and
- 48:34Speaker 1: then and then possible. Looks don't matter when you're.
- 48:37Speaker 3: About to get But they've been together for four years.
- 48:40Speaker 3: I mean he's also you can predict this nigga in
- 48:44Speaker 3: four years, this nigga might be going.
- 48:47Speaker 2: To leave together since first senior high school.
- 48:50Speaker 5: I would hope that she's not in there for the bread,
- 48:53Speaker 5: but I can hope not. But she can see like, oh,
- 48:57Speaker 5: he may be he might make something out of himself.
- 48:59Speaker 2: He's too young. They're too young to be having these
- 49:02Speaker 2: type of like especially in the public eye. She's going
- 49:06Speaker 2: through like the Pat mahomes ship right now.
- 49:07Speaker 1: I mean even he had to calm his wife.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Now, remember she was on she wants me to stop making.
- 49:14Speaker 4: He needed to do a Russell Wilson.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Chicken State.
- 49:20Speaker 4: No liked Lasagna.
- 49:22Speaker 1: What a rough looking woman. I'm sorry and loud, too
- 49:27Speaker 1: loud and ugly.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I'm not a fan of her.
- 49:33Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, but I'm sorry, Brittany.
- 49:35Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like, now you know her,
- 49:38Speaker 2: her behavior is definitely going to James somehow.
- 49:41Speaker 1: There is just too much. There's too much heat.
- 49:44Speaker 2: They got the draft coming up, like somebody's there's either
- 49:48Speaker 2: going to be an Adidas rep, a manager.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna be like, yo, you need to keep her
- 49:52Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, that's not too complicated. You need Yeah,
- 49:56Speaker 1: you need to stop somebody.
- 49:57Speaker 2: If she's gonna get there, she got to be an oppressed.
- 50:00Speaker 2: We can't even don't even we don't even want her
- 50:02Speaker 2: face him. But it almost seemed like he might be
- 50:04Speaker 2: the time, like, but I love her, that's my he
- 50:06Speaker 2: got it.
- 50:07Speaker 1: She's gotta go. She's gorgeous to me. I only take
- 50:10Speaker 1: pictures with women when she's around. He does not give
- 50:14Speaker 1: me that type of That's what he said.
- 50:16Speaker 7: He said that I only take pictures with my girl
- 50:19Speaker 7: when other girls are I don't want to do that.
- 50:23Speaker 1: He's a dort. He's literally a dork.
- 50:25Speaker 4: I think that's his first little piece.
- 50:28Speaker 3: He had nothing else and the nigga run fast, jump
- 50:34Speaker 3: high we called a twelve year older dooriggas Brooks.
- 50:41Speaker 1: Nerd shut up doesn't have an age limit.
- 50:45Speaker 7: I make sure when I take pictures with women, I
- 50:47Speaker 7: make sure my girls are around. If you're a girl
- 50:49Speaker 7: and you want to happen to be a fan of
- 50:51Speaker 7: Buffalo of Colorado, you want a.
- 50:53Speaker 1: Picture with me, and my girl's not there, sorry, fuddy,
- 50:56Speaker 1: because I cheat through photograph. What he's just like that
- 51:01Speaker 1: only that mentality only comes up with a chicken, is like,
- 51:05Speaker 1: you can't be around nothing without mean and you gotta
- 51:07Speaker 1: be much as much of a dork to listen to
- 51:09Speaker 1: that and be okay and then live your life accordingly.
- 51:15Speaker 3: I think that's his first little piece. A Yeah, I
- 51:16Speaker 3: didn't feel like he hasn't done anything else. I feel
- 51:18Speaker 3: like he might be a genuine guy, might not even know.
- 51:21Speaker 2: I think he's very genuine. I'm not say he's not nice, No.
- 51:23Speaker 1: I feel like he.
- 51:23Speaker 3: I feel like he's the type to notting like he's
- 51:26Speaker 3: stocked with that thing and that's my thing.
- 51:28Speaker 2: And from the way he's been defending her because he
- 51:31Speaker 2: obviously he put out a video about it too. Yeah,
- 51:33Speaker 2: he's very genuine, at least from what I see, he
- 51:36Speaker 2: means that shit, like he really does care about her,
- 51:38Speaker 2: and that's cool. I'm not saying there's anything.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Wrong with that.
- 51:40Speaker 3: I'm not shamian for loving his girlfriend, yeah, or fiance,
- 51:45Speaker 3: But I think it's because he's so young.
- 51:46Speaker 2: It's like, I don't even like Nigga.
- 51:47Speaker 1: That's a girlfriend like Nigga, you don't even know. But
- 51:50Speaker 1: that's what Mike is saying.
- 51:52Speaker 8: That's just like the first thing, he's twenty one, been
- 51:54Speaker 8: dating her for at least three years, right, Yeah, he's
- 51:57Speaker 8: dating her fresh out of high school, fresh eighteen young one,
- 52:00Speaker 8: Yeah what experience, Like yeah, of course, Like other, what
- 52:03Speaker 8: do you think he's fourteen fucking a bunch of girls?
- 52:05Speaker 1: Like No, That's what I'm saying, Like, I feel like
- 52:08Speaker 1: kating her since he's been absolutely I feel like.
- 52:10Speaker 3: That's all he knows and you all knows about happen.
- 52:13Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like, because that's all you know.
- 52:17Speaker 3: Nobody can tell you anything about them because that's all
- 52:20Speaker 3: you that's your world, like exactly.
- 52:22Speaker 8: And they've been doing fine for the three years of
- 52:25Speaker 8: his stardom. It's been a couple of bad videos the
- 52:29Speaker 8: past two weeks that now everybody's.
- 52:30Speaker 3: This is peak started, but it's only gonna get worse
- 52:33Speaker 3: about so you're acting like this, this is the tip
- 52:35Speaker 3: of the iceberg, sister, all that shit is about to change.
- 52:37Speaker 8: But she she hasn't said anything until today, right, So
- 52:40Speaker 8: it's not like she's going around doing but like bringing
- 52:42Speaker 8: mahomes was like in the public eye acting stupid. This
- 52:46Speaker 8: girl's been quiet, she ain't said anything, and a bunch
- 52:48Speaker 8: of niggas looking at her, judging every every move she made,
- 52:51Speaker 8: every face she made.
- 52:51Speaker 1: But also that could be the issue. She hasn't even
- 52:53Speaker 1: said anything. It's like, Yo, what's up with her? Haters?
- 52:55Speaker 1: What's up with the niggas judging her? She's she's done nothing.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Haters all I see, asked Ashton Genti's girl who is
- 53:02Speaker 3: ability to queen? Uh? Oh?
- 53:05Speaker 1: So is that is that the problem? That's the that's
- 53:07Speaker 1: the source of the problem.
- 53:09Speaker 2: His girls think fun.
- 53:10Speaker 1: I ain't heard her, Pete. I ain't heard her pete,
- 53:12Speaker 1: and she fue ain't heard Pete. That's because it's Boise State,
- 53:16Speaker 1: so they live in Colorado. Are you saying the difference
- 53:20Speaker 1: in the school, Yes, I was gonna say, we know, yeah,
- 53:23Speaker 1: I said, we don't even know who coaches Boise State.
- 53:27Speaker 1: I forget exactly, you don't even know that.
- 53:30Speaker 3: Team.
- 53:31Speaker 2: Not nobod else matters on the team, exactly, the team Bois.
- 53:36Speaker 1: I can't name nobody on the Colorado except the nigga
- 53:38Speaker 1: and his sons.
- 53:40Speaker 2: You know, Jimmy Horn.
- 53:42Speaker 1: What's his name? I said, the nigga and his sons.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's not his sons. The nigga and his sons.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Those only players on the team.
- 53:52Speaker 2: I can name, like Din Yeah, outside of Travis.
- 53:56Speaker 3: Yeah, Travis the nigga, and it's de nigga or Dion.
- 54:04Speaker 3: Dion is a differentnigga that I said. It's uh huh okay, yeah,
- 54:11Speaker 3: he coaching nigga sounds.
- 54:14Speaker 1: I'm saying, okay. And then old boy, Yeah, get out
- 54:17Speaker 1: of there, get out of there. I give it two
- 54:20Speaker 1: to three years. Get out of there, no, because in
- 54:23Speaker 1: two three years're gonna have a baby. Like he's fine, Okay,
- 54:29Speaker 1: he will be fine. Why why are we what's why?
- 54:36Speaker 3: Why?
- 54:36Speaker 1: How's that wishing? That's called accurate prediction. That's accurate prediction.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Do you guarantee that.
- 54:44Speaker 3: I can't guarantee you that they are together. In the
- 54:47Speaker 3: next two three years, she will be pregnant. Why wouldn't
- 54:50Speaker 3: she be?
- 54:50Speaker 1: But why is that a bad thing?
- 54:52Speaker 3: I'm saying in two three years if you have a
- 54:54Speaker 3: baby with this chick and ship doesn't go right, and
- 54:56Speaker 3: niggas will tell you like this the right chick.
- 54:59Speaker 1: Now, you niggas don't know the chick. I know at all.
- 55:03Speaker 1: I know enough. The fact that I know her is
- 55:05Speaker 1: I know too much. What's her name? What's her name? Uh? What?
- 55:11Speaker 1: Let her to start with?
- 55:12Speaker 3: Uh?
- 55:12Speaker 9: Uh?
- 55:14Speaker 1: Travis's bitch? Next topic, Like Travis, I shouldn't know you
- 55:22Speaker 1: at all. I shouldn't know.
- 55:24Speaker 4: I should barely know what you look like.
- 55:25Speaker 1: That's her name is Lene? No, I wouldn't know. Like
- 55:29Speaker 1: she shut the bug up her name? I said nothing?
- 55:32Speaker 1: Fix her face, all right, that's alright, fix your face.
- 55:36Speaker 1: You act like somebody's about to get a free ride
- 55:39Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. That you act like
- 55:41Speaker 1: like from smile.
- 55:44Speaker 4: And I sound crazy?
- 55:46Speaker 1: You sound crazy? Brown? Wow? What what were you about
- 55:52Speaker 1: to say?
- 55:52Speaker 2: I was gonna say, from everything that I've seen and
- 55:54Speaker 2: I've heard obviously I've listened to move even me. I'm
- 55:57Speaker 2: giving this like two to three.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Play the role. That's fine.
- 56:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm giving like two or three years because the
- 56:03Speaker 3: NFL is so much different from what they're already going through.
- 56:06Speaker 1: It could be like Russell Wilson and his ex wife.
- 56:08Speaker 3: It is what it is.
- 56:09Speaker 1: It happens because you look at that like, I get
- 56:13Speaker 1: the fuck. Yeah, that's just one of the funniest dread pictures.
- 56:20Speaker 1: She looks like she can swallow a watermelon.
- 56:24Speaker 2: You don't know that's why she was around, do you
- 56:26Speaker 2: know what, j look look up Russell Wilson's.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Around, or you could just an ex wife and come
- 56:33Speaker 1: big mouth will come up. I won't make it. I'm
- 56:35Speaker 1: gonna make it for ceedee lamb still with that girl?
- 56:38Speaker 1: Hell nah, that was looking at his phone and he
- 56:40Speaker 1: took the phone back. I don't know anyone he's still
- 56:43Speaker 1: that ship. Oh wow, God damn sure.
- 56:53Speaker 3: We definitely put a dinosaur screech over that and it'd
- 56:55Speaker 3: be after It's.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Like, damn, shorty, she looks like she's about to bite
- 57:03Speaker 1: the funk out of that bug bru Like damn.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Oh man, that didn't last long at all. Shout out
- 57:11Speaker 2: to them man twenty fourteen.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I hope it all works out, but I mean obviously
- 57:15Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I'm saying. I hope
- 57:18Speaker 1: it works. Why are you lying?
- 57:19Speaker 3: I never want to see no nigga get got what
- 57:22Speaker 3: we're talking about. I never want to see a man
- 57:25Speaker 3: get got or a woman anybody.
- 57:26Speaker 1: I won't ever. I don't ever want to see people got.
- 57:28Speaker 5: But it's just some things that you can see. I
- 57:31Speaker 5: can see why why he got a get got? Why
- 57:33Speaker 5: can't the relationship just not work?
- 57:36Speaker 1: Why? Why why does it have to be a plan
- 57:39Speaker 1: because he's he's.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Saying like if she's not being genuine, because that's for
- 57:44Speaker 2: the money.
- 57:44Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you talking about?
- 57:45Speaker 3: So he got got, but or so work or okay,
- 57:51Speaker 3: they could just not work and then what happens? Did
- 57:55Speaker 3: you go to separates and then.
- 57:56Speaker 1: She she don't she don't take collect alimony? Why was she?
- 58:01Speaker 1: Of course, So that talking about that's not getting God.
- 58:06Speaker 1: That that that comes with that, that comes with a divorce.
- 58:09Speaker 1: That's not getting God.
- 58:10Speaker 2: Would you consider getting God? Because obviously she's not known
- 58:12Speaker 2: for anything other than being his girlfriend, right or fiance?
- 58:15Speaker 2: So what if they get a divorce or whatever and
- 58:17Speaker 2: then she becomes like famous and does like whatever.
- 58:21Speaker 1: Yes, that's that's getting God. That's what's gonna happen. We
- 58:25Speaker 1: don't know that. Why? Why why are we are we
- 58:28Speaker 1: trying to write it down? The years? The day is
- 58:32Speaker 1: December sixteenth?
- 58:34Speaker 5: Now, now, now, what if she become like I usuld
- 58:37Speaker 5: carry and she starts be being in the public eye
- 58:39Speaker 5: before they get the divorce?
- 58:40Speaker 1: Is that getting got? You have to shut her up
- 58:47Speaker 1: so every opportunity, and she hasn't done it yet. Okay,
- 58:54Speaker 1: we get a week of her making states like that
- 58:57Speaker 1: bitch is with him for the money. Haters just like
- 59:01Speaker 1: black last week, haters last week, the haters just black
- 59:06Speaker 1: haters online doing this?
- 59:11Speaker 4: Are we trying to do it for your benefit?
- 59:12Speaker 1: Brothers?
- 59:13Speaker 2: And also I think it's because she's not you know,
- 59:16Speaker 2: because she's not black shell she was. She's black in Mexican. Yeah,
- 59:20Speaker 2: she doesn't look it. So it's not good enough.
- 59:24Speaker 1: You said that she wasn't your tight, and now these
- 59:27Speaker 1: magically you're tight. I want to understand how.
- 59:30Speaker 3: I want to understand now again, if we just stick
- 59:33Speaker 3: there and don't give and don't add, but nothink of
- 59:37Speaker 3: the reaction ship.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Now now we have an argument, that's what.
- 59:41Speaker 5: But that's where all it's plus the ship together. She
- 59:46Speaker 5: just explained, Well, we heard the the he he hasn't
- 59:49Speaker 5: been my like, he wasn't my type. We heard that
- 59:51Speaker 5: months ago. That that's not new information.
- 59:54Speaker 1: And she said that what is a sixteen year old?
- 59:56Speaker 1: Is that when she said it? Because they've been together
- 59:57Speaker 1: for four years? You said, so when did she say
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: that as a fourteen year old? So it's like, so
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: when did she say But either way, that's old news.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: We all knew that. There's like, at first, he wasn't
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: my type. Now hearing that, that's enough for.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Me, he wasn't my type, because I want to know
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: what magically made the nigga.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: You're tight? Okay? What change? Going to the league.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: Talking about prospect greed, that's what changed.
- 1:00:32Speaker 10: You ain't gonna fool me. You ain't going to fool me.
- 1:00:35Speaker 10: You can fool him because that's the nigga got your
- 1:00:37Speaker 10: little coochie spelled on. But uh uh okay, brother, please,
- 1:00:44Speaker 10: I'm pretty well.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: I'm not fun of you. I've seen the trick. I
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: see the plane. Let's just hope that she I hope
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: she's locked in.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: I hope she's locked in that praying on on this
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: relationship on the film, I think it got so hot
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: up until this point. Now she's gonna have to like
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: chill out. It's a difference between praying and predicting.
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, you're putting a timetable on somebody's it's a prediction.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: It's a prediction. I hope they get a divorce, very thin.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: But okay, nobody's predicting this appage. So I can say,
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: I'm we got a big beater question of the week.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: No, you're definitely hoping that happens.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: So you can come on this podcast and say that
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: you were right, and I say that you want to
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: come to affect people's lives like that.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some beat. We got a big question question.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: Yes, did anyone say when it comes to people? Didn't
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: anybody say?
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah? I didn't get a chance to look at it.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: First of all, what was you guys? Worst childhood chore? Mmmm?
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: My worst childhood chore? I didn't think I had a
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: reason why. I actually wrote this down before someone brought
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: it up in the discord. So my mom told me
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: that her grandma, my great grandma, made her clean the
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: chimney with a dry toothbrush. Who did wait, who did this? Allegedly?
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: My mom said, damn, my great grandma. Her grandma made
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: her clean the chimney with a dry toothbrush Cinderella, and
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: I said, this sounds too good to be true. This
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: sounds ridiculous. I don't believe you. But knowing that woman rip,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: it's not out of the realm of possibility.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: I mean she also said that. She also said that
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: the same grandma made her use my uncle's dirty bath water,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: so my uncle would always get to take a bath first,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: then she would have to get in the bath. So, yeah,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: that is child abuse.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Hey, it was the seventies, man, I mean a lot
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: of a lot of families used to like they weren't poor.
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: But I'm just saying that what is this, this is
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: the great question. Doesn't have to be the nineteen tens
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: to be No, it doesn't. No, it has if it
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: was a poor family, Yeah.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: They weren't in the seventies. Yeah, you have a tub, Yeah,
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: that's where that's what's holding the water. The next person,
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: what a faucet? Yeah, Mike, what are you saying. You're
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: saying the basics of a tub.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: Yeah, like French like let poor, like I understand, like
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: you having multiple people in the same bath. If it's
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: like old school days where you got to fill it
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: up manually with water.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: Right, a regular tell of a father.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: You just fucking you want to see when the water
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: bill that bad? Like if you ain't got it all that,
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: I don't got it that you're willing to have your
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: kids be dirty by proxy.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that's taking a bath in dirty waters.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: That's very crazy.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: It's not helping anything.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: It's better than not taking no bath at all. Yeah,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: it is, but it is. It is dirty, but it
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: is better than taking But.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Say that out loud for yourself, that that's what's in
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: bowls balls and as God. That's some ship you can
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: only do with prevesting people that only.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Look God, but the worst, your worst childhood.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Off the top.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: I definitely hit it cutting grass, but not just cutting grass.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: It was a certain time of year where you had to, Uh,
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: it's something called thatching that my grandfather used to do
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: under the undergrass and it's like you had to bag.
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: But normally you when you like cut grass and you
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: bag it like okay, say you go up a line
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: up too, Like you go up like a few lines
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: and then it fills up. You gotta unbag it, right,
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: But when you that you get that undergrass.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: You're like, if the bag fills up in like eight
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: seconds and you can barely get down one line, like
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: one line of lawn before you're filled up with a bag,
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: you gotta put it in those big construction bags and.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Then by the end of the time, it'll be like
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: four hours and like ten bags. And I'm like, bro,
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: this ship is fucking miserable. I hated it every year.
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: Every year was like around around the beginning of fall
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: is when it would be like that, And it's a
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: miserable time.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: Every time.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: You want to come over and do mine? Huh you
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: want to come over and do mine? Absolutely?
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Oh no, nostalgia purposes.
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I don't know. If I used to.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: I mean, I guess mine was. I used to have
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: a dog, damn and he was dumb as fuck. Fam
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: so yeah, taking him out was a chore. What the
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: dog was just bad, Like he was just not training
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: so he just like run around.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: So he wasn't dumb, he was just on train. He
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: was dumb as fuck. Okay, Nigga used to just like
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: ship in the house.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: Oh okay, just just a very stupid cocker span your
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: His name was Kipper or r P for the Niggas
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: Dad by RP Kip Kip. That was a long time ago,
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: but yeah, taking that dog out a mess. And it's
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: like like my mom will always say, we're gonna give
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: him up if you don't. If y'all don't start taking
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: him out, y'all treat him right like well, I mean,
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: go for it. I'm like, I'm nine, I don't know
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: how to take care of a dog.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Nigga came home one day that Nigga was gone.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Like.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: They really gave him away. My dad was like, yeah, yeah,
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: he's going.
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: I'm like yeah, so yeah, taking him out was definitely
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: at youre.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: Other than that.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I used to not like washing dishes, but it's like
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: washing it's like this is a light thing now it's
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: very like I think, I just I think it would
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: like bother me if I was about to do it
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: and then my mom would tell me to do it.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I like washing it. I don't like putting dishes away.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: That's the easiest part, Mike, No, it's not.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: It's not as satisfying.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: That's literally the part to just put them away, Just
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: put them away, just put them where they belong. Yeah,
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: what's so older about that. It's not about hard. It's
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: just I like washing dishes better than putting them away.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: It's not like washing clothes, where like putting the clothes
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: away is the hardest part of washing clothes. Yeah, it's
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: not like. Yeah, you're just different, I guess, just different,
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: different than that. Yeah, my mind probably is just having
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: to pick up dog ship.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: I hated it.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: That was bad. Your aunt and have you doing anything crazy?
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I don't know, or your ex uncle. No, it wasn't
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: my house. The fuck. I don't know. There's a lot
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: of things going on.
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: Put you to work.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I say, mind is
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: probably the same picking up dog dog ship and my
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: old old house and like Trenton, they had like a
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: outside dog cage. There was like a little long run
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: across the garage and.
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: My dog would just be duking for like weeks and
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: weeks dukes.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to go and pick it up.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: Well, so what was your what was your weapon of
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: choice when picking up the dog ship?
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: You know, they had the old metal metal scoopers. But
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: then sometimes I would like break it up and I
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: had to pick it up with like a you know,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: the inside out garbage bag or inside out.
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: That's just I just hate that it'd be hot, it'd
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: be soft.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: I don't want to mine was old. We're getting it
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: fresh out sometimes. Oh man, Oh yeah, that's like what
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I was talking about.
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: That I would like that ship shit out there for
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: a couple of days and harden. Then I would come
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: out there with the shovel and just scoop it all up.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: We're almost at that weather idea when it turns white,
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: see like with with mine, like he used to have
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: to go in the basement, like on the opposite side
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: and we would just have like newspapers out what he
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: used to go in the.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Basement to go poop. Yeah, why didn't you go outside?
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Because we wouldn't be home or like we'd be sleep.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: So like he just knew that he was just going here.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: But like while we're home, like we let him outside,
- 1:09:18Speaker 5: but he knew if he had to ship, he had
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: to go on the basement do it, so like it'd
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: be like a couple of poops on there.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: It's just be like, come on, bro, you couldn't wait.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than when you come home. And he's
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: like he definitely shitted on the floor like where he
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to. Yeah, Nick, are you fucking piece?
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: After a while, Nick can't do that ship he made
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: peeing spots were just like, man, what the fuck you doing?
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: Why the fuck you peeing on the pantry just look right,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: look good, look like a good spot. Like why'd you
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: pee on the on the grandfather clock at the top
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: of the stad know, just why did you pee in
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: front of the desktop computer? Nobody said I couldn't pee
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: on it? I said, you got your.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: And the alley up was there was there gown.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Everybody just got we just got our dicks out the.
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: Last ye were talking about MJ. Not forgetting about ship,
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: but that that's funny. Got be harping on the ship.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: He was harping on sh that computer. That's what a
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: computer was, people, It was harping. That's that That's what
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: a computer.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: But the paprika was right there.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: The paprika is not there beating off next to the centerpiece.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: The opposite side of the room, right now, right next
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: to the leftovers. No, the leftover is on the opposite
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: side of the room. Man, it's not even in the.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: You're just saying that the spoons and forks, and I
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: shouldn't have to see that they don't.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: It's all getting the same air. There's no walls separating it, right,
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: we air.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: In the living room. It's all in the same air.
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, so it's like the actually know it's not
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: the same air because the floor is the same. You
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, like it's the same type of
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: time on the floor. What thet do with the air?
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Was no separation?
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: What the the got their the living room has a
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: step down?
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: What the funk that got do with the air.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: So it's like the elevation is different.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: The change of the barometric you see.
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: You see he's saying like this, that's scientific.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: From here here. That meat air can't travel that it's
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: just two.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: Two dints to go up the stair rods, just like
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: hot hot air.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: The air is too heavy. It's like like cold air. Okay,
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: so we had this. You need the strict you're beating
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: off to the winter. We asked our listeners are what's
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: your worst childhood chore? And uh, yeah, someth me y'all.
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: Just some of these ships are just basic chores, y'all.
- 1:12:13Speaker 5: Just except for one person says scrubbing my granny's bunions.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: That was.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: That's that's cir that's that. That's not a choice slavery weed.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I see people saying cleaning the floorboards, scrubbing the baseball,
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: So what was it?
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Like the border is, yeah, the trim.
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: I never had to do that ever, I've never had
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: never that's some cinder relationship for I mean.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: Like, what's the I'm not even trying to like, what
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: is the point of doing it gets dusty to make
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: it look better.
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: So like when people say scrubbing, it's you just take
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: a damn cloth and just wipe the bitch.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: But you're on your hands and knees.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: For like all of what the hell of the house.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: It's not a minute keen this, I like a minute
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: per like like a few minutes per room because it's
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: literally just a wipe.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: Yeah, and you not you got not open there thousand
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: foot squarel. Like if you're scrubbing, like how dusty is
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: them ships?
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: That's it caked on? Maybe it is, Well, then they
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: should have been doing that choor a lot more. If
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: the ship gets kiked on.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: Maybe it's not their phone. That was the first time
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: they had to do. Maybe they were eight. It's time
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: to give you a chore. Get on your hands and
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: knees what you already down there, m wipe these things
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: that you never look at or anybody pays attention to,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: these things that I've never cleaned myself. It's your time to.
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: Clean, Your time to clean the shittle. Somebody say, cleaning
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: the door frames.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Same thing, same thing. Thing.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never even the same thing the doorframes.
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: Never done it. But yeah I can see.
- 1:13:44Speaker 9: Either like.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Next time you go home, John Crib.
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: Yeah, but like just just just wiping around the doorframe
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: then like looking like the little corner.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: I'm scared, just see how dusty that is.
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: I'm scared.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: See how the other day I like like I was looking.
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: At my door, I'm like, this door is dirty, fucking
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: I washed my door, the door itself, like door itself,
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: I'm like, this ship is nasty. So I just grabbed
- 1:14:12Speaker 5: the wet cloth and.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Just easy enough. I realized that all the most of
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: the doors in my house, I think they put like
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: new doors before I bought it, they were all like
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: unpainted and just never realized and I was like, dangn really,
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: are you gonna paint them? Yeah, Brandy did. She did.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: She's the painting and shortened there. I said, you got it.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: I bout a paint, paint no no lines in the
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: paint though, right, no burst lines. We do it right now.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: She's reflection it. Okay, you think I'm bad?
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: Okay, blue tape set up and everything green and.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Blue versatility the frog tape.
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: Make sure if you know, you know somebody said the
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: most laziest shit in the world, throwing that.
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: I was just going to say that. I was gonna
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: say that, throwing the meat, throwing the damn meat. Turned
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: about it. I just didn't want to do it. I'm sorry,
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: you're a lazy piece of ship.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: That does sound crazy because I say it is the worst,
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: because it's to eat most easily forgettable, and then you
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: get in the most trouble. It is very easy to
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: figure this person said, I just didn't want to do it.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: That's just rebellion. That's like, were you not hung?
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: Did you not want? She wants not like your mom's cooking.
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: That's all I'm getting.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: I don't she won't make that nasty ass chicken no
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: more be surprised for me. Will have to get I
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: ain't gotta eat them steakms. They come like that. You
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: don't get these steaks. They make the steakms from frozen
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: to fried easy, man, easy.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: It's made to take out the last minute.
- 1:15:54Speaker 5: One girl said, scrubbing the inside of the toilet with
- 1:15:57Speaker 5: my hands gloves, said it wasn't clean unless I got in.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: There with my hands.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I tell my mom, what about a toilet blush? I
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: don't know, bro, Like, what the fuck was she scrubbing
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: it with? What? The sponge? Not just her bare knuckles?
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: I would be ridiculous. Usually nail what nails to get
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: the crumbs? Let me this one. Rolling blunts from my uncle.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I just read that. I just read that Keena's ex uncle.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: See that's what I thought they had Keenan doing. Hey, Keenan,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: I need to empty all these dutchess.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: Tyn to champ thee mouths champing Moss's crazy.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Listen, I got a pack of thirty. You need to
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: get through them by the end of the night. I'm
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: gonna wop that alf. Why why don't need this body? Yeah?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Rolling blunts from my uncles and joy is absolutely not like, Man,
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: what a life?
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: I scrazy? I No, that's just wrong.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: I can't even spend that into something good and funny.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: That's just bad.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: I say, I saw someone say they had to cut
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: the grass until they put their put their name in
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: the grass. What like the punishment is that? No, they
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: they were cutting the grass, then they didn't have to
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: do it after they cut their name into the lawn. Wow, say,
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: I would have just been told, go back and finish
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: cutting the grass until you cut your name into the lawn. Right,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: What the fuck does that do for the lawn?
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: Like?
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: I don't nothing, like you know, you put your name? Ah? Yeah,
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: like they just cut their name into the hilarious. Oh
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: I thought you were saying like they couldn't.
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: They weren't, Like they weren't finished until they until they
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: cut their name in telling your.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: Own name of the grasses.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: That sounds kind of nice. Jeff's lawn, FU.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: Put my signatures, This person said, cleaning the shower dream
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: That is a nasty There's nothing I hate worse than
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: touching that because it's long, there's nothing but but hair
- 1:18:19Speaker 5: that's not mine.
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: Oh I just replaced replaced her, like our dream. The
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: stuff that came out of there fucking filthy. I know
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: it's been in there for at least twenty years. I
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: was looking and Brandon was like, Oh, it's not that bad.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: I was like, what do you mean, It's not that bad?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: See what we're looking at. She was like, you're being dramatic.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: Did you clean it out? What I'm talking about saying
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: nothing because that was distraught looking at that.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: It's not that bad, but she did. It's not that.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: I mean, I guess when you're a nurser used to
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: dealing oh much o dang ship, that ain't nothing to
- 1:19:14Speaker 3: hurt him.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: It's literally not ship. It's literally not ship.
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: My parents made me go door to door every shaday
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: and offer to pick up neighbors dog ship and help clean.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: Up their yard free of charge. What your parents hated you?
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: No, that's wild. Free of charge, just just they made
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: they made him an ho A first off is free
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: of charge. H They just had a mobile sleeve. First off.
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: If I have some random ass kid come knock on
- 1:19:44Speaker 5: my door like hey, you got dog shit in your backyard,
- 1:19:46Speaker 5: that sounds like you're gonna like what the gonna.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: Do with the dog ship? Who's long?
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: And you're gonna put this?
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: Who's the front door?
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: You're gonna put this on?
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: That's crazy? Yeah, your parents hated you. Obviously they have
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: to hate you. That's ridiculous. Big facts. Yeah, a lot
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: of these dishes getting eggs from the chickens. I saw that.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's dope.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: That's different, that's dope.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: Some fresh chicken.
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: Eggs just be nasty, be looking nasty as fun when
- 1:20:17Speaker 5: they come out cleaning the litter box.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like you ever watch your chicken l like eggs.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: You're talking about the chickens, I say, it's but it's
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: not its.
- 1:20:25Speaker 5: But but just watching that, watch that pop out that
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: looks so fucking nasty.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: Mm hmm, it's an egg. Yeah, it's an egg.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: It doesn't look crazy.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: That ship looks nasty as fuck to stop you from
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: your egg though, they don't, what the fuck don't.
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: Now, granted, I've seen animals get slaughter. That even makes
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: eggs ain't nothing that put on slate.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: I have to eat.
- 1:20:50Speaker 5: Like, if I never have another egg in my life,
- 1:20:51Speaker 5: I'll be fine. I would not be fine your eggs
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: like that, I would not be fine.
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: Yes, some devil eggs double eggs are good good, But
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: yeah I don't because what you need for breakfast.
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: There's so many other things I can eat that's not eggs.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: But you said you're good off eggs consistently.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Mike, how many eggs do you eat?
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: I have to have eggs if we're eating breakfast.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Breakfast, Like.
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: I can't think of like having regularly a regular breakfast
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: consistently that does not include eggs in some sort.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: Unless like I know breakfast that I could have but
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: not all the time, never have eggs. Yeah, yeah, I
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: can see it.
- 1:21:40Speaker 4: Really Yeah yeah, okay, what does that look like?
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: Everything but eggs, So just anything that you eat for
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: breakfast take out eggs.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that complicated.
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: That leaves oatmeals, cereal meat.
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: You got bacon, you got sausage, you got some pancakes,
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: you got some waffles, you got some fruit, everything. But
- 1:22:06Speaker 5: because you got toasts, you can soak bagels. There's so
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: many things that you can eat that's not an egg.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: A sort of beings.
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: No eggs just brings it on again.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: I mean, I know eggs is a staple of breakfast, but.
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: And then to be honest, like, are you really getting
- 1:22:21Speaker 5: a full off eggs because how many eggs do you eat?
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: Two? They ain't doing ship for you.
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: But I have other stuff with the eggs.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: So what I'm saying is if you take off them
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: them two eggs, you'll probably should still be just as
- 1:22:33Speaker 5: full mhm, them two eggs and doing ship yea, yeah,
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: adding some protein, that's about it. And raising your cholesterol.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: You got the funk? Would I put catch that? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: some nasty motherfuckers. If y'all like it, I hate it.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: I don't like it. I hate it. I never heard
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: such negativity.
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: That's the this, that's that's the name of the episode.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: If you like it, I hate it. I like it.
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: Write that down.
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: God, damn, I hate it because I try it. If
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: you like it, I tried it, don't No, I've had
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: ketchup on eggs. I've definitely had it. And it's because
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: like the ketchup has hit.
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: The eggs the same that you didn't do it intentionally,
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: you have to If.
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: I didn't like it unintentionally, why then would I want
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: to intend to do it?
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: All about the ratio?
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: So I got it at a very minute ratio to
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: bring it up.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: God, it's a warmer cold. We've already had this conversation.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: I grew out of ketchup.
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: Okay, he grew out of ketchup.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: I grabbed a ketchup. I get that, Like I don't
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: want ketchup anymore. I get it.
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: So saying while your childhood consisted of so much ketchup
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: and spaghetti.
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: It's because because when you're thinking of sauces as a child,
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: barbecue and ketchup up.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're common sauces exactly.
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: And I don't want those sauces no more. You don't
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: want even barbecue sauce. I don't sauce my ribs. Mm hmm,
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: all right, I don't want to make rips same yeah, yeah, no,
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: don't do that, no ketchup or barbecues. Like, so what
- 1:24:27Speaker 3: do you eat with like your frogs?
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: You just watched twenty nuggets, whin no sauce. You didn't
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: use no sauce. I just you you really know, you're right?
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: He didn't have sauce. He sure did it. I didn't know.
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't even think about it.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: But you didn't have sauce, like not even honey mustard.
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: Oh my god, he had nothing.
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: The reason why I didn't get any sauce is because
- 1:24:49Speaker 5: like wasted calories. So, like I said, fifty calories twenty nuggets.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: But that's a real man.
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: You know, any condoments on like your burger, I mean
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: not condoms like no sauce on your burger.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: So like, if I do a burger, I'll probably do
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: mayonnaise and my burger.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: M man just manni Yeah, okay, I guess a cereal
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: killer mayonnaise and.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: Ketchup it put an a p b out on this nigga.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, do mayonnaise and my burgers.
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: So with your fries, just fries, my.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: Fries, nagked Okay, that's how I eat most my fries unless.
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: I'm my Chick fil A. And now mix the Chick
- 1:25:24Speaker 5: fil A sauce with the Polynesian and that okay.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: The freakiest man possible. Literally, that's a great combination.
- 1:25:31Speaker 4: I can't do nothing normal.
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: You just have ketchup twenty nuggets with no sauce.
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: I forgot he did. He definitely didn't. Just he didn't
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: have a single straight up chicken. He didn't have a
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: sauce packet. It was just the box of nuggets. Yeah,
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: they actually want sauce. I'm like, no, I'm good.
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: You got twenty nuggets to drink water.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: But they didn't get that.
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: In the medium prices.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: I'm about business. Is this one of them branks? Keep
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: that receipt up front? We won't what I feel he's
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: about to come around. Just return. This is just one
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: of them breaks.
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: Of them branks.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Just individually, come and get one thing every time you
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: come around? Can I get a drink? Even though I
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: yo how to fuck?
- 1:26:26Speaker 5: It's been so long it's been a thing that the
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: ice cream machines don't work. How has that not been fixed?
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: I'm sorry, which of course they do work. But I
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: was about to say, you're talking about empty calories and
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: sauce and you're eating them, trying to eat a mcflurry.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you talking about? Because listen, listen.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: If I'm gonna do the cali, I'm gonna do the
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: calorie right, Okay, I'm not gonna waste the cab on.
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: I'm just talking about the level of calories a different
- 1:26:55Speaker 3: two barbecue songs versus but ice cream chick. When I
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: know you're gonna put fucking cookies are or whatever eminem
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: can't cookie ice cream and candy, Listen.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: If I'm gonna waste the calend, I'm gonna waste the
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: fun out the calendar but uh how they never work? Now,
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: granted I didn't order one because I ain't want one
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: to day, I don't think thought about it.
- 1:27:16Speaker 3: It don't work. I think they just don't mind. They'd
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: be lying like a motherfucker. I think they just lied
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: tried to get one, and I could have.
- 1:27:23Speaker 5: Swore I heard or I read where the ice cream people,
- 1:27:27Speaker 5: like like the company that makes the machine, they sue
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: McDonald's because they're always lying, s saying broken use our
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: products like NIA, so who cares?
- 1:27:36Speaker 8: There was a contract that people who the manufacturer can
- 1:27:40Speaker 8: service it price?
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: Uh cause just repeat that because yeah, there was a
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: contract you got from the people that made it or
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: the people that made the machine, so it was a
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: set price to fix the machine. So they were probably
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: intentionally not using it, so they don't have to have
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: it fixed.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: M Yeah, well now has a right to repair broken
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: machines on their own.
- 1:28:10Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Well either fix your ships or technic
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: flurries off the fucking manage.
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: Yes, so now they can independently prepare them.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: It's late. But I got a thread, and I've been
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: wanting to say this for a while. Nice, get it
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: off my chest. It was a thread of what is
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: black math? And someone said, if you stay home from
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: school because you're sick, nothing that day can be funny
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: to you. You can't have fun. That can't have fun.
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: Nothing can be funny at all, especially.
- 1:28:37Speaker 3: If the pairent has to stay home from work to
- 1:28:39Speaker 3: be with you. You gotta be in that room quiet,
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: never funny.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: You got it.
- 1:28:45Speaker 4: Nothing, nothing enjoyable can.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Happen, nothing at all.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: But you can't go to school, Black math. I'm driving,
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: I'm looking for something. Turn the volume all the way down.
- 1:28:58Speaker 5: Yeah, because you can't see if the musical life.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: I can't see, if I if I can't hear, I'm
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: trying to focus. I can't have too many distractions, Black math.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: I'm sure that there's amount of sugar that kool Aid
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: says that you're supposed to put, but for black people's
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: not it. When I feel like it's enough, right, someone said,
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: I'm just resting my eyes equals I'm asleep, leave me alone.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Uh uh huh.
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: I'm rusting the whole thing.
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm gonna call you back.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: Is on the right, Yes, I'm gonna call you right back.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: Conversation is done.
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: Enjoy the rest of your day.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: This conversation is done.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: Oh I'll tell you what I'll tell you when I'm
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: free equals I'm not seeing you. I ain't going exactly what.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: Let me saying. One bottle of ginger real equals open
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: heart surgery. Okay, okay, okay, surgery, open heart surgery.
- 1:29:58Speaker 5: If you got a cold or your l and drink
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: some ginger am.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: Robotusing here for cancer equals co vaccine, COVID vaccines, robotuting
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: vaccines equal effect efficacy this one, he says. Okay, I'm
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: about to enter any verb here equals I'm ready to get.
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: Off the phone. Yeah, all right, I'm about.
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: To oh, yeah, I'm about to go in here and uh,
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you back. Yeah, I gotta some breathing
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: a d in the other room.
- 1:30:31Speaker 3: I'm going ahead and flip here and here, I'm about
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: to go in here and flip this turtle.
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: I'll get back at you. Going ahead and yeah, all right, man,
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: the news about to come on. I got a watch.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: IM about to get off the phone now, I'm gonna
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: talk to you. My grandpa hit me with that last
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: time I talked to him. He was like, Hey, I'm
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: about to finish watching the rest of this Army Navy
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: game and said he doesn't even like college football. He
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: could have been I'm about to go ahead and finish
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: this Sparks game. I'll get back at you December. They're
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: not playing. Yeah, I'm watching rerun. It's a hardwood classic.
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: Lisa Leslie is about to put up twelve.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: The game was.
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: Okay, she did more than that's crazy. I thought you're
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: about to say, list Leslie about to dunk the ball,
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: if not.
- 1:31:22Speaker 2: Driple single.
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, we have time for a couple, a couple
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: of light questions, a couple of light hearted john It's
- 1:31:34Speaker 3: a horribork classic.
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: Shout out to Lisa Leslie. She was like that.
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of women's basketball, do you see the girl
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: that did the spin?
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: I was clean Jersey. It was smooth. She moved. I
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: don't know how she moved so quickly.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: They said. They said, imagine she would have snatched it back.
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: That girl would have killed her. So she wanted gone
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: sher like.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: She didn't even have to do it.
- 1:32:02Speaker 5: She still scored, but if she would have fucking inverted
- 1:32:06Speaker 5: spin move snatched back.
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: Keep trying to tell people Jersey make the best athletes.
- 1:32:11Speaker 5: Mmm, I would say We're top six per capita, number one, per.
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: Capita, number one, per capita, number one, because.
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: Obviously you gotta go Georgia. I mean not for all sports,
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: all sports. California, Texas, Cali, Texas, Pennsylvania have some Pennsylvania
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: does have some crazy ass niggas.
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: Saquan Michael Parsons rock.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: That's cute.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: They got a lot of quarterbacks to a lot of quarterbacks.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: You know what Jersey produced. Wow, I know exactly, I know.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: I'm just giving them the obviously, I know what nigga.
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: We got Keenan.
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: Keenan was nothing, nothing to play with. I tell my
- 1:32:58Speaker 5: players all the time. Now the Keenan of basketball now.
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: Wants to be out there playing with him.
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: Oh, of course we got Keenan. Dick Son, Okay man Son,
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: this question, Daddy Dick's son.
- 1:33:12Speaker 5: You got Quashe niggas? Fuck, you're talking about facts. Yes,
- 1:33:16Speaker 5: Qui che used to do sports for fun. Nigga, he
- 1:33:18Speaker 5: used to do sports and laugh for people. Quashe like,
- 1:33:20Speaker 5: I'm not even trying. Quashe is two years younger than me.
- 1:33:24Speaker 5: He was on the Unlimited and I was on the
- 1:33:26Speaker 5: twenty five.
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:33:29Speaker 3: Our practices were separated. I mean, because you just come
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: from a small family, so that's not it doesn't matter
- 1:33:34Speaker 3: though it does. It doesn't matter though, because there was
- 1:33:37Speaker 3: people on my on my team who were older than me.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, he limited, You got
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: just some small He was in sixth grade playing.
- 1:33:47Speaker 3: With the Their whole family was their whole family with
- 1:33:50Speaker 3: some goddamn freaks. The starting running back, the whole goddamn tree.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: Starting running back. The starting running back is twelve.
- 1:34:00Speaker 3: But them niggas was the like the Globe trotters, I'm
- 1:34:02Speaker 3: never forgetting a brother was at the fucking motherfucking grade
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: school intermule games with driving there.
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: Well that was a different scenario. But you know, speaking
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: of Q's family, the question said, what are some of
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: the most unique names you've ever encountered?
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: Themas My name.
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: Is all the niggas exactly. They said. Their name is
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: canor k E apostrophe n O r E. What m hmmm.
- 1:34:33Speaker 3: I met like for the first time, Like I've never
- 1:34:36Speaker 3: met at Garfield first name Garfield, first name.
- 1:34:39Speaker 4: Garfield, I've never met.
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: I'm like, You're the first Garfield I've ever met. Where'd
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: you meet them at? At work Garfield, and I was like, wow,
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: you are You're the first. That's for the first. But
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: even my name is very rare. You're not going to
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: find many Keenans, at least first named Keenans. So I know.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: Years ago on Twitter, I didn't. I can't find it
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: right now. I did a name thread.
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: Do you remember anybody remember that?
- 1:35:10Speaker 2: So I did a name thread and I was like, yo,
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: like quote, just like if you have a crazy name.
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: And I might have said this on the podcast. The
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: one girl's name was Lafourtia, like l e the number four, Oh, Lafotia.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: I hate black.
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: That ship was crazy, bro, I hate I'm like, wait,
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: what your name? Actually? She was like yes, like my
- 1:35:28Speaker 2: dad gave me his name. There's a four in my name.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: She should hate him because because that is so fine.
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: It was I want my baby name to you. How
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: do you put that on the a scantron. I know
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: that there's other things that are more important, but yeah,
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: she immediately get a pointed Douglas. She always got to
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: point down. That's not how you know is never accurate. Like, bro,
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: all right, I got a question for you all, which
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: is worse. Arguing in the porn forum comments Son or
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: post on Twitter whenever she's horny daughter arguing, who are
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: you are you arguing with?
- 1:36:15Speaker 4: Are you arguing?
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: What are you arguing about? What are you arguing about?
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: It's not true. That's not her first scene with him.
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: Her first scene with him was actually six years ago.
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: I would fuck her like him. You don't know if
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: given the opportunity, I show her the time of her life.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: She's taking bigger dip than his. So she's faking. I
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: can tell Keenan it sounds like that's too experienced, it
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: sounds too real.
- 1:36:43Speaker 3: Hey, I just she's taking I just went off the wall,
- 1:36:46Speaker 3: you know, just had to come up with something that's good.
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, horny daughter. She's probably making money.
- 1:36:56Speaker 2: Off of I can only listen that. I would hope.
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: We can only hope.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: I mean, there are some that are just doing it
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: for the love of the game. Shout out to them.
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: I've seen them on Twitter. Still all right, we got hmmm.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean, but Keenan will be
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: interested in this question. Who is at the better career
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: Jamie Fox or Will Smith? Will Smith?
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know even a discussion, did.
- 1:37:26Speaker 4: Did y'all watch that.
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: We forgot to talk about that. I fell asleep, like
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: like midway I was watching it, so.
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: I watched it at a bad time. But I did
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: end up falling asleep towards the end of it.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: I couldn't make it ten minutes.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: Yeah, you can just tell that he's still recovering. This
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: man is not healthy.
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing.
- 1:37:45Speaker 4: I don't know what he was going for. I don't
- 1:37:46Speaker 4: know if he's going to be a comedy.
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what.
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: It was like sitting down conversation kind of like a
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: Dave Chapelle he.
- 1:37:52Speaker 5: Was trying to Dave Chappelle thing. But here's the thing though,
- 1:37:55Speaker 5: now branded yes, but he went through was traumatic, correct,
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: But this is also Amy Fox.
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: Okay, he's a damn good actor.
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: Yeah, you think he was acting, I think exactly.
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: I don't know. Lip quick didn't give it. I don't know.
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: You didn't believe the lip quiver. He was doing that
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: a lot, like like at some.
- 1:38:15Speaker 5: Points could have been real cries. Other times I'm I'm yeah,
- 1:38:20Speaker 5: I'm like. Other times I'm like, this feels forced.
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: M Yeah, I felt that It's like, let us saved
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: my life.
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very dramatic.
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: So so it's like, so it wasn't like a comedy thing.
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: It was funny parts.
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: It definitely was a comedy.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: There were parts where he was trying to be funny
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: when it wasn't funny though, that's not funny.
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: Mystery, ell now that was that was all right? Definitely,
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: Jamie is so rich. He has a mystery now or
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: some Joe.
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: And there's some jokes he just kept telling or he
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: was like, I'm like this niggah. Yeah, he clearly had
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: a stroke.
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he's bleeding up the brain. That's that's why
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: he had to stroke. His brain was bleeding. You say
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: it like that sounds but yeah, you're right, his brain. Yeah.
- 1:39:14Speaker 5: But I'll finish the second half of it, just see
- 1:39:17Speaker 5: how it ends. But it was already late and I
- 1:39:19Speaker 5: want to fall in the sleep midway. You definitely have
- 1:39:21Speaker 5: some funny parts.
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: Okay, check it out. I got a lot of watch.
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: Hmm.
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: This question, it's a little late. But how many Keenans
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: would it take to feed up Jake Paul one, I
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: get one pussy respect, I would say too.
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: Matter of fact, Keennim fight a nigga for twenty million
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: right now, put it on, put it up. Damn, he
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: don't need that much. He'll fight a nigga for fifty thousands.
- 1:39:49Speaker 4: I only take twelve percent.
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: I believe in Keenan. He doesn't even have to use
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: his hand.
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: He'll fight them for five thousand.
- 1:39:56Speaker 3: Why do we keep dropping the number? Can we keep
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: it out side on the papers? Jake, Paul, he will
- 1:40:00Speaker 3: fight you for three thousand.
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: Really twenty two hundred to get you get it done.
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: He'll fight you for a twenty piece from McDonald's with
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: no sauce. Jake signed the contract. I'll do it for
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: that first number. I'll do it for the twenty mili.
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: I don't know why they keep dropping numbers down there.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: You're not doing it. That's wasting your time. You're not
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: doing it. That's wasting both of our time. Tin Reracks,
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: you're not doing that's wasting both of.
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: Our If he says I'm okay with doing it, I
- 1:40:25Speaker 3: just want to beat another black man down.
- 1:40:28Speaker 4: No, ten racks, you're not doing it.
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing it. No, I'm not doing it.
- 1:40:32Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not doing it because I didn't play
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: football because I didn't want to get hit.
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: There wasn't off you ten thousand dollars to do it either.
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: Yeah, ten thousand dollars isn't enough for me to get
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: hit hit?
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: What's the minimum?
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the minimum?
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: What's the minimum? Twenty five thousand? Oh wait, what's the minimum? Yeah?
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: What's the minimum? We can set this fighter? What's the minimum?
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: Don't say eleven ten five?
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: At least five k? Fuck?
- 1:41:15Speaker 6: Got it?
- 1:41:16Speaker 3: If somebody had a hundred cash right there, you're not
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: fighting the nigga.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: So I'm not a trained boxer people, I'm putting my sure,
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: but how much training am I getting? Six months?
- 1:41:30Speaker 5: Six months up and ten train six months? You can
- 1:41:32Speaker 5: quit your job and just train, honey, K No, seventy
- 1:41:37Speaker 5: five that's not enough.
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: It's not it's not.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: It's not a hundred k togaint your ass beat. There's
- 1:41:42Speaker 3: a hundred k to fight fight back, which means you
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: can win. You're getting training.
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: Sure, But he's.
- 1:41:50Speaker 5: Right, people, I've never been I've had one fist fight
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: in my life. But he's a bit sure a bitch
- 1:41:57Speaker 5: that has hands. Lots of training.
- 1:42:00Speaker 1: You also have like, still, I'm not gonna have the
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: team he has.
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: He's a bentual hands.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: I'm about to get the most local boxing guys, Like,
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: listen this, we get you both his thumbs out.
- 1:42:15Speaker 3: Let's say we get you the best trainer out there,
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: put you on the best regiment.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: Everything's equal. I got bad knees. You're not doing it
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: for a hundred large? This crazy founder?
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Oh the best trainer Laforscha Lafotia Lafortia, that's really her name?
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: Like that she should sue her parents? Well, yeah, I
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: assume niggasure damages.
- 1:42:42Speaker 5: Yes, that that that has to be emotional distress. I've
- 1:42:46Speaker 5: had to write a four when I signed my name
- 1:42:49Speaker 5: every time. If that doesn't ask for therapy, then unique stupid.
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: But uh yeah we can know right there.
- 1:43:00Speaker 4: Hm, I do it for five hundred k I do
- 1:43:03Speaker 4: it for fifty.
- 1:43:06Speaker 1: S? Is it? Like?
- 1:43:08Speaker 5: Are we all fighting Jake Paul to like even though
- 1:43:11Speaker 5: individually and even though it's only Keenan, how much?
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: So he's twice my size, So for me it takes
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: at least three hund thousand Okay, I.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: Do it absolutely. I'm losing. You think you whooping his ass? Mike? Yep? Yeah,
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: king herb Mike got the strength of the black panther.
- 1:43:34Speaker 5: I guess how he's coming the black what's the what's
- 1:43:38Speaker 5: the the fucking uh one piece of fruit, the the
- 1:43:42Speaker 5: devil fruit, devil fruit, Mike. Mike obviously gonna take that
- 1:43:45Speaker 5: before he starts to fight, because I don't know, I
- 1:43:47Speaker 5: don't know what you think this is my mother, No mean,
- 1:43:52Speaker 5: he's gonna find the dragon balls and make a wish.
- 1:43:55Speaker 1: Turn me into the best sposer in history. Brunder. Then
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: it just kills him, said your Muhammad Ali Bang.
- 1:44:07Speaker 4: All right, guys, I think.
- 1:44:18Speaker 1: Sign its out like that. That's just for the visuals.
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: I guess sign this out. I think all right. Once
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: you said all you know, it's time to go and
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: at the end of the day that they're gonna end.
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: We appreciate you all.
- 1:44:35Speaker 3: Make sure you check us out on all your podcast platforms,
- 1:44:39Speaker 3: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get podcasts, that's where you're
- 1:44:42Speaker 3: gonna get us. Make sure you subscribe to that Patreon
- 1:44:46Speaker 3: three five fifteen and make it mega beating Beyond Beliefs Tears.
- 1:44:50Speaker 3: Make sure you check out our merch sale. Pre sale
- 1:44:54Speaker 3: goes on till twelve twenty nine, that is the twenty
- 1:44:58Speaker 3: ninth of December. All so subscribe to the YouTube we're
- 1:45:02Speaker 3: closing in on that twenty k. I think we're like
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: now fifteen camp. Sorry, we're like fourteen seven or fourteen.
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: Eight or something like that right now. We got time
- 1:45:13Speaker 1: to make that.
- 1:45:15Speaker 4: Fifteen you know, we don't.
- 1:45:16Speaker 3: So this do with a largest All this means is
- 1:45:20Speaker 3: at the end of the year, we're done this podcast
- 1:45:22Speaker 3: because they didn't do their jobs and get us the
- 1:45:23Speaker 3: fifteen kre YouTube.
- 1:45:25Speaker 1: So you guys want that hanging in the air. So
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: I'm just saying, get get to hopping, all right, and
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: uh yeah, I think that's it for us. Bye bye
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: bye bye bye yep, bye bye little bye bye.
- 1:45:50Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I'll we got dud ad vocals. We
- 1:45:53Speaker 5: don't need to slow nothing down, Like this is a
- 1:45:55Speaker 5: perfect beat.
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: For R and B. Yes, not not. Not every R
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: and B is slow pace, Not every R n B
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: is a ballad. Give us something that Kennon, we do
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: everything the best podcast stever.
- 1:46:11Speaker 9: That's not gonna be the song though, whatnots up a
- 1:46:19Speaker 9: girl exactly And you see that that song is fast?
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: Yeah like what but it's still different. But it don't
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: make me feel sexy though it doesn't. It's all about
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: the words that make you feel sexy.
- 1:46:33Speaker 5: Now.
- 1:46:34Speaker 1: The pace gotta put me in the mood, like, all right, well.
- 1:46:38Speaker 5: This is not a slow pace, but but we're pulling
- 1:46:40Speaker 5: out all the moves though. Okay, thighs and pies. I'm serious.
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: We're gonna do this ship