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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Michael Lombardi, Super Bowl Picks, Tom Brady's Overrated Game, Kyrie's SMART disappearance · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo, yo yo, come and throw
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  Speaker 1: you alive from Philly. It's the Poly and Tony Fosco Show. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Polly Foolsco here with Tony Fousco and Tony.
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  Speaker 1: We got a huge show for the people this week,
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  Speaker 1: as always. But before we can talk about this week's show,
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  Speaker 1: we got to talk about last week's show, which continues
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: to make news. People have been coming up to us
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  Speaker 1: congratulating Tony for defeating the so called kicking up sports
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  Speaker 1: trivia how schwab and you know what they say. They say,
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't believe he was so cocky, as they say,
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  Speaker 1: don't count your chickens before you buy more chickens. There
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  Speaker 1: you go, And well today we have a much better guest.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, we don't say this often, Tony. We're honored
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  Speaker 1: to have our guest today a member of one of
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  Speaker 1: football's royal families. When you hear the name, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's greatness Michael Lombardi. Of course you already know, relative
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  Speaker 1: of the legendary Packers coach Vince Lombardi, carrying on the
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  Speaker 1: football tradition of his family, was an assistant to Bill Belichick.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Walsh helped them win Super Bowls, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get into all of that with him and also find
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  Speaker 1: out who he thinks is gonna be holding the Lombardi Trophy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: best guy to ask. He's from the Lombardi family, the
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  Speaker 1: first family of Footbare Ago. And by the way, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we look at the competition, scouted out see who were
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  Speaker 1: competing against in the you know, sports industry, Tony. I
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: was watching ESPN the other day that show Get Up,
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: you know, which is surprisingly not an infomercial for penis pills. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Greenberg, he mentions before the show. He says, they
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  Speaker 1: had what's called the production meeting. What's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little inside baseball for you listening. But apparently what these
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: people do is before they go on their they sit
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  Speaker 1: in a room for like two to three hours trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out what the hell they're gonna talk about.
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  Speaker 1: What a what a fucking waste of time? Hut, Tony. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you need that long to figure out what to
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  Speaker 1: talk about, you're in the wrong business. Pauli and I
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  Speaker 1: we don't even talk before the show, but we come
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  Speaker 1: in and give it to you straight. That's how you
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  Speaker 1: know you're getting real unfiltered talk. And that doesn't mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we don't work hard. You know, we do
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  Speaker 1: our dude diligence every show. Yep, we're a couple of
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  Speaker 1: dudes who do our diligence. Anyway, we're gonna get into
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  Speaker 1: it with Michael Lombardi in just a few minutes. But first,
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  Speaker 1: one of our most inventive segments. You know, it would
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  Speaker 1: have taken Mike Greenberg and hisn'tentre staff there, it were
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  Speaker 1: taking them, you a thirty production meeting five to come
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  Speaker 1: up with a segment this good. But this is where
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  Speaker 1: we boil all the big headlines down into a simple
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  Speaker 1: way for you. The people listed in, and we tell
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  Speaker 1: you whether they're good or not good, good or not good? Alright,
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  Speaker 1: first went out the gate hit Tom Brady led the
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  Speaker 1: Bucks to a win over the Saints to get to
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  Speaker 1: the NFC Championship. Tony, is this good or not good?
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  Speaker 1: This is not good? You know everyone's talking about Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady or it's unbelievable. But who in fact was the
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  Speaker 1: best kill be in that game? PAULI. We obviously Jamis
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  Speaker 1: Winston exactly. We always say, look at the stats. He
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  Speaker 1: had a record breaking game completion percentage of one percent
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  Speaker 1: of perfect passer rating. That was the best statistical performance
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  Speaker 1: ever in the postseason. And you want us to say
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  Speaker 1: the Bucks are smart for getting rid of Jamis Winston.
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  Speaker 1: You kidding me? I sure as hell won't. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this just proves sometimes you have to let things marinade,
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  Speaker 1: you know, give it time before you completely give up
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  Speaker 1: on it. Like we all remember, you know, one of
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: the all time great sitcoms, Joey starring Matt LeBlanc. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he was the best character odd Friends in all timer.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: They go and make forty six wonderful, hilarious and also
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: poignant episodes of that show, and then NBC cancels it unforgivable, terrible.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't know what to do Tuesday nights atay thirty
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  Speaker 1: pm anymore. You remember, Luckily they hadn't canceled, according to
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  Speaker 1: Jim yet, So we watched that great show, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, the Chiefs beat the Browns to advance to
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  Speaker 1: the a f C Championship behind Chad Henny after Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes got knocked out of the game. Paulie, is this
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  Speaker 1: good or not good? This is clearly good? You know.
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  Speaker 1: Now people are seeing the real reason for Patrick mahomes Is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, success there. It was Chad Henny all along.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he had that NFL veteran experience helping him
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  Speaker 1: on the sidelines. You know, we just saw this with
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  Speaker 1: the Bears. You saw Nick Foles helping Mitch true Shitsky
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  Speaker 1: looked like Joe Montana out there. This is why they
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  Speaker 1: say behind every great man is another great man. We
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: saw this tool and entertainment. You know, look at the
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: band from the eighties, Wham. George Michael relied on Andrew
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  Speaker 1: Widgeley and they were very successful together. But after they
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  Speaker 1: broke up, George Michael became fat, he got arrested and
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: you know, he got in a lot of trouble. But
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  Speaker 1: Andrew Ridgeley look at him, no legal issues whatsoever, and
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  Speaker 1: he's still alive. Great point, Tony. Alright, moving on, let's
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  Speaker 1: stay in the a f C. Here, Josh Allen led
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  Speaker 1: the Bills over the Ravens, earning Buffalo a spot in
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  Speaker 1: the a f C Championship, Tony, is this good or
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  Speaker 1: not good? This is good. Even though we're not Buffalo fans,
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  Speaker 1: we can still root for them to do well because
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  Speaker 1: we feel bad for them. After all, when you look
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  Speaker 1: at it, they're winning. His player is still O J. Simpson.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he won a Heisman, a rushing title, and
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  Speaker 1: a murder trial, and nobody's topped that since then, basically
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  Speaker 1: the triple crown of professional sports. Yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 1: you have to wonder, Tony, if winning a super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: does actually top winning a murder trial. I mean O
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  Speaker 1: J was the underdog in that trial, and yet he
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  Speaker 1: pulled out the victory. So maybe you know, if the
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  Speaker 1: Bills beat Tom Brady in the Bucks for the super Bowl,
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  Speaker 1: while all right, that would be kind of like getting
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  Speaker 1: acquitted for murder when it was clear that you did
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  Speaker 1: it absolutely all right. Last one, we're talking basketball. People
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  Speaker 1: are piste at Kyrie Irving because he basically disappeared on
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  Speaker 1: the nets and nobody knew when he might return. Paulie,
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  Speaker 1: is this good or not good? This is clearly not good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people leave Kyrie alone. Hea, he's doing the
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  Speaker 1: smart thing. I mean, you know, people always say being
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  Speaker 1: dependable is a good thing, but if you look at history, right,
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  Speaker 1: don't he look at history, it shows dependability is not
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  Speaker 1: good at all. Exactly. You know, everybody kept saying Brett
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  Speaker 1: Fobb was so great because he started three hundred straight games.
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  Speaker 1: But that's why he only won one Super Bowl, because
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  Speaker 1: all the other teams knew he was gonna play and
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  Speaker 1: they could game plan for him. They were like, Yo, Brett,
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  Speaker 1: Fob's gonna be playing. We know what to expect. We
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  Speaker 1: got this in the bag. Yeah, you know, same with
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  Speaker 1: Cal Ripken. Remember him played in three thousand straight games,
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  Speaker 1: and if you look at it, you know he won
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  Speaker 1: the World Series as rookie year and then never won
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  Speaker 1: anything ever again. And you know why, It's clear because
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  Speaker 1: he kept showing up exactly. You know, every team they knew,
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  Speaker 1: they said, hey, Cal's gonna be here, we know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what fitches to throw easy out. Yeah, they shouldn't call
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  Speaker 1: him iron man, they should call him predictable man, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it's also predictable on that subject, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: is the quality of that segment because it was as
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  Speaker 1: good as always, right, and guess how many production meetings
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  Speaker 1: it took us zero zero zero? Good point that, Tony. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to move on because I see our guess
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  Speaker 1: coming on the line now, So let's get him on
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  Speaker 1: the Fusco Satellite Network satellite alright. He was an assistant
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  Speaker 1: to Bill Belichick and Bill Walsh helped them win Super Bowls,
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  Speaker 1: the GM for the Browns too. Now he's doing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: He's the host of the GM Shuffle podcast with d
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  Speaker 1: nan Verke. He's on the Lombardi line on Viscon. He
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  Speaker 1: writes for The Athletic and The Daily Coach. Wow. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's not beat around the bush yet. He's
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  Speaker 1: also a descendant of the great Vince Lomba and that
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  Speaker 1: is why it is such a true honor to have
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  Speaker 1: you on our show. Welcome to the show, Michael Lamba. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it is an honest sir, Thank you very much. It's
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  Speaker 1: a great introduction. Thank you. I appreciate that wonderful introduction. Beautiful, incorrect,
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  Speaker 1: but wonderful. Wait, what's what what's incorrecting? Well, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really related to Vince. I have the same last night. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: are you punking us here? Is this some kind of joke? No?
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  Speaker 1: Are you really not related to Vince Lombardi? Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? No? I'm serious. What I mean. That's like
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  Speaker 1: if I went to go work for a computer company
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  Speaker 1: and I said, hey, my name's PAULI Gates. You could
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  Speaker 1: have been Bill Gates. You should have won the Bill Gates, Well,
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: do you ever think you got all those you know,
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  Speaker 1: fancy NFL jobs because you're duped? Everybody know, the Patriots
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  Speaker 1: must have thought that they were getting the son of
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  Speaker 1: Vince Lombardy. Well, actually, yeah, I think I would be
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  Speaker 1: the grandson of vinch. I'm not that old. I mean,
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: you know you guys, you guys, do you take math
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  Speaker 1: classes there at all? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: know what the math says right now? Is your zero
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  Speaker 1: percent truthful? I mean, can I make a suggestion? Don't
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  Speaker 1: you think you should change your name to you know,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: something a little less high and mighty there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can still come from a football family. Maybe Michael
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  Speaker 1: co Tight? Yeah, what about Michael co Tight? That would
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  Speaker 1: be perfect. Maybe I gotta I got to Michael Mahomes.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: How about Michael Mahomes. Alright, it's clear this isn't getting
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  Speaker 1: through to you here. Yeah, look, we're gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to move on, you know, even though yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a little less prestigious than we thought it was gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here. But all right, hold on, let's just talk
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  Speaker 1: about you for a second now. On your resume, which
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: you know we can't trust anymore. Uh, it says you're
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  Speaker 1: the assistant to Bill Belichick. Is that true? That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I was on the coaching staff of the Patriots and
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  Speaker 1: loved it. What do you do as an assistant? You know,
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  Speaker 1: you get his coffee, dry cleaning, starch. What are you doing? No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean there was a lot of things you did. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I did some personnel work, I did some coaching work.
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  Speaker 1: I did research work, did a little bit of everything,
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  Speaker 1: which was fun, all right, But what you know is
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  Speaker 1: that type of research. I mean, come on, we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about the Patriots here. You know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, quote unquote research. Well, I think you know
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  Speaker 1: your research the opponent you're gonna play the games like
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. What separates the divisional round winners from losers?
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  Speaker 1: And usually it comes down to you know, red zone,
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  Speaker 1: third downs, short yardage, and goal line, certain situations within
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  Speaker 1: the game, so different projects that you would go through
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  Speaker 1: when they call time out, all the all those kinds
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  Speaker 1: of things that go into the game. But Bill Belichick, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what are you telling me about football? For?
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  Speaker 1: You're not related to Viceland body. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Bill Belichick, greatest coach ever, fulf I mean, isn't
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  Speaker 1: that what he thinks? Come on, he probably does, so,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe he needs something to read when he
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  Speaker 1: takes the dump in the afternoon. I don't know. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I I don't know. I was at
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  Speaker 1: a great opportunity to work with them. I enjoyed it tremendously.
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  Speaker 1: Ye yeah, yeah, that's great and all. But here's what
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  Speaker 1: I also want to know. What was Tom Brady like
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  Speaker 1: and what p s I pressure and the football did
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  Speaker 1: he like? Like was it like two instead of like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is thirty two p s? I wanted to what
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  Speaker 1: was Brady like? Yeah? I think Brady is one of
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  Speaker 1: the greatest human beings I've ever met. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: much about ball pressure. I really don't. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: to know much about a really bad story. I never
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  Speaker 1: really thought much of it because, you know, when they
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  Speaker 1: took the balls away, I think the score was fourteen
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  Speaker 1: and seven, and then we beat him forty one to seven.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't think it had anything to do with
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  Speaker 1: the game. All right, you know, you walked the party
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  Speaker 1: line there, but hey, look it's the party line. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's the truth. I mean, look, I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: Lee Harvey Oswald actor alone. I am a conspiracy buff,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: but I don't think there's a conspiracy there. All right, well,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: you know you took it in a direction that I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know where to go. Keep up here, please,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Jesus guy, your your Leejavey oswalding this interview. Yeah, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep going down this so called resume a you has,
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  Speaker 1: You've been with a lot of teams. You keep bouncing
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  Speaker 1: around there. What happens they find out that you're not
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Vince Lambody's son and they get rid of you? Yeah? Well,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's more of about collecting, you know, helping
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: your career. I don't think it's being balanced. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've been fortunate. You know, I worked for really, I
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  Speaker 1: worked for three Hall of Fame people. Al Davis, who's
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame. Do you know who All
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  Speaker 1: Davis is? Come on, come on, come on, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know who vincelam Body is? I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you do. I didn't think you knew who Al Davis was?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: You guys are eago fans I was? Come on? Come on,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: listen to all last episode. You're talking to the soult
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: in the Sports Trivia here gonna come on, let's get
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  Speaker 1: the heard of Bill Walsh. I worked for Bill Walsh. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we did get intro. Come on, yeah, all right, So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I haven't really worked for so I worked
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  Speaker 1: for some pretty good people, you know, bounced around. Yeah,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: we all get fired. I mean it's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: badge of you. Also, you also left off a key name,
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  Speaker 1: the great organization known as the Philadelphia Eagles. Now it
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  Speaker 1: says you were the director of pro personnel. What the
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: hell is the director of pro personnel? Like I thought
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  Speaker 1: that they were all pros. Is there a separate director
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: of amateur personnel? What? Well, that's right, that would be
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: the director of college personnels, because that's would be That's
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: why when you get you the sourus out amateur and collegiate.
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  Speaker 1: They're both nonpaid players, even though some would argue that
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: collegiate football players are paid because of their scholarship. We
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: could have a sebmatical discussion about that. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: one guy does works on the college draft. The other
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: guy works strictly on pro football. Oh guy, well, am
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I going too fast for you too? Well, don't worry.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: We can go faster, right, we can speed this piss
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  Speaker 1: poor interview along tell us who is just Super Bowl pick?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Mr Lombardi? Oh, I got that one. Yeah, let's get
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  Speaker 1: to the let's get to the good stuff. I think
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: the Eagles will win by ten. Oh that's right. They're
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  Speaker 1: not playing And they knew this was a bullshit season
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  Speaker 1: with COVID. They said, we don't want anybody to risk. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, just tell us your picks. Who's coming out
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  Speaker 1: of the end. Just tell us, Like, I like Green
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  Speaker 1: Bay a lot. I think Green Bay is gonna play
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: really well against Tampa Bay. I thought you like Tom Brady,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: wasn't he your friends? Did you just betray Tom Brady? Well,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not betraying. I'm I'm I think Aaron
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Rodgers just playing really well. I think we saw that,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: you know when the Eagles went up there. I mean,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the Eagles played them as well as anybody, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but they gave up that long run to Aaron Jones.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: You remember that run at the end of the game,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: and they kind of put the game all right, Alright,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: let's not bring up the past. Let's talk about the now.
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  Speaker 1: Who you got coming out of the a f C. Well,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: you're I don't know, you know, we don't know if
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes has been clear to play here. You know this
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: is not let me teach you something because you you
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: know you're on all these shows. This is not how
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: you be a professional. You come on a show someone
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  Speaker 1: invites you on. First of all, the first thing you
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: say is I'm not a relative events labadi. Second is
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: you have your picks ready to go now based on this,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I think you are disgracing the Lombody name by doing this,
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  Speaker 1: this terrible ball analysis. So I'm not ready tell us
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: right now. I tell us hoping. I was hoping on
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: this show you guys would teach me a thing or
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: two about I am going to teach you. We're gonna
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: teach you. We're gonna teach you that you should change
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  Speaker 1: your name. So come on right now, say I will
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: change my name to Michael co Tight. That's Michael Coach.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: That's come on, say it right now, I will change
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: my name to Michael co type yes, and not wearing
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: an Impex jacket that has an eagle logo on it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You're changing, but you're aging your name to off the
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: show because that's where you're going. The only thing what
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: was that we gotta sue him for false representation. Yeah, hey,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you guys forgot to hang up? What what? What's he
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: still doing on the Hang up on this guy? Next time,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: have a goddamn production me. You can do a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of research. What freaking idiots? What what does happen there?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Vince Lombardy is probably rolling over in his fucking grave
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  Speaker 1: right now. Jay, Two notes for you. One Laurena, how
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: to hang up a fucking phone and do if a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: guy is not related to vincelmbody. You know that's something
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: you should probably tell us. Yeah, I can't believe this,
• 17:46
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  Speaker 1: that post show we tell you not to interrupt. I know,
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  Speaker 1: but early in the show you said the phrase, dude, diligence. Yeah.
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• 20:16
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• 20:26
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• 20:31
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• 20:35
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• 20:41
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• 20:49
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• 20:55
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• 21:00
  Speaker 1: le Blanc paycheck because you're gonna get fired at the
• 21:03
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• 21:05
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• 21:18
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• 21:20
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• 21:26
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