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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 18 - Giving This & Serving That · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is
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  Speaker 3: September seventh.
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  Speaker 3: This is our second episode this week.
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  Speaker 1: Why just because just because we just want to give
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  Speaker 3: Also, I didn't like the audio on last one, so
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the audio we were trying to do stuff on
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that bad though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very listenable, But this one's going to be
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  Speaker 1: even more listenable because the new fleet of stories, uh
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  Speaker 1: anecdotes jokes and advertisements that you're about to get shoved
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  Speaker 1: down your throat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a new shirt on. I do have
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  Speaker 3: a new shirt on. I went thrift. I went to
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  Speaker 3: a thrift store.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up. Yeah, l trained vintage.
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  Speaker 3: No. I was in Chicago, actually, okay, in wicker Park.
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  Speaker 3: Thrift stores are a racket. Yeah, it was nice because
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  Speaker 3: the I never like I went to a thrift store.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to go to a thrift store here a
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  Speaker 3: couple of times and I couldn't find anything. And I
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  Speaker 3: went to the one. There's a good will right near
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  Speaker 3: our office, and I went there and it was like
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  Speaker 3: it was like a luxury good will. It only sold
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  Speaker 3: like suits, and.
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  Speaker 4: It's a racket. There's no like. Also, well, i'll see
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  Speaker 4: a thrifted shirt selling for eighty five dollars. It's like
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  Speaker 4: what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 3: That Ghostbusters video game shirt that I have was fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 3: That's it's not worth it. It's like I like the
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  Speaker 3: shirt though, Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: You wear multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: Also, I don't buy clothes a lot, so like I'm
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  Speaker 3: usually good to splooge.
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  Speaker 1: You're You've actually inspired me to just re wear shirts
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  Speaker 1: more often because I used to.
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  Speaker 4: I wear a shirt and I'll just wash.
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  Speaker 3: It right away. Yeah, and you don't.
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  Speaker 4: You'll wear a shirt like twenty times in a row,
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  Speaker 4: and I want to start doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I wash them.
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  Speaker 4: No, but you'll wear multiple times in a row. That's
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  Speaker 4: not even a subweet. I'm not even coming at your neck.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I also got a shirt that said I got
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  Speaker 3: a shirt that says a Korean War. It says Korean
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  Speaker 3: Vet and then it says the Forgotten War and it
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  Speaker 3: has like a map of like North and South Korea
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  Speaker 3: on it, which I thought was cool. But then I
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  Speaker 3: was wearing it and I was like, is this like
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  Speaker 3: stolen Valor?
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  Speaker 4: It definitely is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I probably shouldn't be wearing this, but it's
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  Speaker 3: a cool shirt.
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  Speaker 1: But everybody who fought in that war is dead anyway,
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  Speaker 1: What are they going to call you out with.
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  Speaker 4: Their dead asses?
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  Speaker 3: Is it the forgotten War? Is that what they call it?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's wedge between World War Two and Vietnam
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  Speaker 1: and so people just nobody remember.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were saying, you were saying that
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  Speaker 3: World War two was the was another forgotten war. I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna say, I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody remembers World War Two. Name one person who knows
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  Speaker 1: anything about World War Two?
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  Speaker 4: What was Chicago? Like, what were you doing out there?
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  Speaker 4: I thought, were you in Chicago or La?
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  Speaker 3: Or I went to La? I was in I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: really in LA. I went to uh Santa Barbara and
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  Speaker 3: Orange County, Okay, which was they were super nice, cause uh.
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  Speaker 4: La is a little bit too big for my taste.
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  Speaker 4: It just really spa sprawls. It's pretty similar to New York.
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  Speaker 4: La is in a sense that it's just like a
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  Speaker 4: massive city. It's just overrun with homeless people. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I respect that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I was never like a huge like,
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  Speaker 3: I never had really en urged to do it La.
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  Speaker 3: But Santa Barbara and Florence kind of were beautiful. It
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  Speaker 3: was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: What do you they were? They by the beach? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: nice little swimming. Yeah, little party with the boys.
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  Speaker 3: No, not quite. We didn't really party much.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have some seafood?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: None, that's whack.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: You can't be going by the ocean like that and
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  Speaker 4: having a mind.
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  Speaker 3: From the East Coast.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, So that means that you eat the cockroaches of
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  Speaker 1: the sea.
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  Speaker 3: We have the best food. We have the best seafood
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  Speaker 3: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: How is that possible the East Coast? How did I
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  Speaker 1: have the best seafood in the world? Just does No,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: How it does?
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  Speaker 1: How what makes the seafood better there? I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it would have the worst seafood in the world because
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  Speaker 1: there's so many, so much pollution going into the northeastern waters.
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  Speaker 1: North Atlantic salmon maybe is the only good thing.
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  Speaker 3: The pollution adds a little zest.
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  Speaker 1: You taste that, that's petrol being shoved into the fishty
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  Speaker 1: you're eating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good. I mean the seafood where I'm
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  Speaker 3: from is really good. Oysters Iron Creek oysters are very famous.
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  Speaker 4: Very famous. I'd love to try one some day.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't you doing aren't actually never mind?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we might do. Aren't you going to the neighborhood
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  Speaker 4: eat seafood exclusively? And that's just a ploy to get
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  Speaker 4: to Hawaii.
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  Speaker 3: Should be a ployed to against the East Coast.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I need to cook up anything to
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  Speaker 1: get to the East Coast. I don't need to paint
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  Speaker 1: any loopholes for myself to jump through just so I
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  Speaker 1: can get out to the East Coast.
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  Speaker 3: They're very touchy about who gets to go to the
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  Speaker 3: East Coast, not everyone. You don't want anyone going too
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  Speaker 3: close to the Milton offices. You have to get your
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  Speaker 3: numbies right across the board. One hundred k on Twitter,
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  Speaker 3: one hundred k on Instagram, one hundred k on Snapchat
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  Speaker 3: before you can even ask to.
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  Speaker 4: Go to the East Coast.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a thing? Having any followers on Snapchat?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Actually, I don't know it is.
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  Speaker 3: Some people are always like promoting their snapchats. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: here's an idea, maybe get a job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking motherfucker follow you on snap
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  Speaker 1: with your dumb ass. Nobody wants to see your fucking
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  Speaker 1: fleeting message.
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  Speaker 3: The Snapchat explore page is like the worst thing ever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I wish there was a way of turning it off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really use Snapchat though.
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  Speaker 1: They should either turn it off or offer us a
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  Speaker 1: show on there, in which case we will take that bag.
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  Speaker 4: Not even a millie. What if they offered us a million? Dude, Bro,
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  Speaker 4: we just gotta wait. Spotify ideals coming. Yeah, I could
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  Speaker 4: see it coming. Fucking We're We're on will r nets ass.
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  Speaker 4: We're on Bateman's ass. You know, SmartLess.
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  Speaker 3: You know how when we were in Atlanta, me and
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  Speaker 3: you and your friends, we were doing the TikTok voice
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  Speaker 3: the whole time, like the I'll have a stories for
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  Speaker 3: the boys. Yeah, they're like, it's like super happy. I
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  Speaker 3: saw one that was my grandmam just died. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: saw one. Literally I was trying to find because I
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  Speaker 3: screenshotted it and it was like look at this. It
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  Speaker 3: was like look at this. And then it was just
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  Speaker 3: nine to eleven, like footage from nine to eleven. I
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  Speaker 3: swear to.
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  Speaker 4: God, look at this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at it.
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  Speaker 4: No one will ever forget.
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  Speaker 3: And then just nine to eleven in the video.
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  Speaker 4: Why. I don't know why they need to have some
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  Speaker 4: kind of tone in the for that voice. There's too
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  Speaker 4: much of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it should just be completely like monotone. I mean
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  Speaker 3: I I I saw a tweet that someone was talking
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  Speaker 3: about how it it's crazy that like people are making
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  Speaker 3: tiktoks like informing people about what nine eleven is because
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  Speaker 3: like the kids on it, Like I guess, like, aren't they.
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  Speaker 4: Don't teach nine eleven in schools anymore?
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean they never taught it. You don't think, No,
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  Speaker 3: we never learned about nine to eleven. They didn't want
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  Speaker 3: to know the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they didn't want people to know that George
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  Speaker 1: Bush had a hand in it at all exactly, and he
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  Speaker 1: was pulling the strings from behind the scenes exactly. The
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  Speaker 1: books that he was reading to the seventh grade or
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  Speaker 1: the seven year old class was actually the script from
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  Speaker 1: Alcado on what to do in that he had it
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  Speaker 1: upside down.
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  Speaker 3: Though we know what the fuck Bush was up to.
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  Speaker 3: I know, the fucking Patsy. That's sneaky mofo.
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  Speaker 4: Then it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Like his fucking daddy before him, that fucking Patsy dude,
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  Speaker 1: he's in everybody.
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  Speaker 4: He's in the Middle East pocket.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: But they're not going to tell you that. They're not
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  Speaker 4: going to tell you that about.
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  Speaker 3: We really didn't like learn about it in any way at.
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  Speaker 1: All, because why because textbooks are all inherently old textbooks
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  Speaker 1: are always like twenty years from before from.
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  Speaker 3: We like barely learned about like World War Two.
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  Speaker 4: Because teachers don't know what to tell you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we only learned about like wars that happened like
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  Speaker 3: eight thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, because they uh, there's like a dark side
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  Speaker 1: to every one of the wars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we like touched on World War Two probably, but like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it was in no way like the
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  Speaker 3: focus at all, and like history looks.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely taught us about World War Two, and we're
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  Speaker 1: like the Germans did something very bad and put all
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  Speaker 1: the Jewish people in camps, and the US did something
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  Speaker 1: very good and put all the Japanese people in camp.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that sounds a little similar. Yeah, not quite the
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  Speaker 4: same level, but also bad.
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  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, they don't talk about like they don't really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they don't really teach anything about like the bad ship
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  Speaker 3: that the US does.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you got to read fucking Howard's in a
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  Speaker 1: People's History of the United States. That shit will knock
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  Speaker 1: you on your ax exactly. That shit will knock your
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  Speaker 1: fucking socks off. What were you doing in La you
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  Speaker 1: go on any hikes running canyon.
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  Speaker 3: No, and we went on like a little like walk
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  Speaker 3: up Like my friend who lives there like drove us
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  Speaker 3: to one of his like where he hikes, and you
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  Speaker 3: kind of we just like walked up part of it
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  Speaker 3: and like looked at the view and then turned back.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't really know if California is like an
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  Speaker 3: area where I would want to hike because everybody's doing
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  Speaker 3: it just to take pictures too. Yeah, it's hot and
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  Speaker 3: also like the view like looks over like the city.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're just go up to smog level like yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like I want worse you by the time you get
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  Speaker 4: high enough to get a good view.
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  Speaker 3: I like going hiking and you're like completely detached from
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  Speaker 3: the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not just to have like a better view of
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  Speaker 1: the downtown area.
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  Speaker 3: Also, there's like mutated mountain lions in La Now what Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so inbred that they're like that they're like becoming like mutated.
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  Speaker 1: That's why mountain lions need to have a more diverse
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  Speaker 1: gene pool and they need more shit to fuck, Like,
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  Speaker 1: we need to start breeding mountain lions, I know, they
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  Speaker 1: stop getting these genetic defects.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's ones with like paws on their tails. No,
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  Speaker 3: like there really is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds awesome. I know, like that sounds a badass.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's something you shoot for. I also feel like
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  Speaker 1: everybody I know who lives in Los Angeles has like
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  Speaker 1: a little dog that's almost been eaten by a hyena.
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  Speaker 3: We saw, we saw dogs. We saw these three dogs
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  Speaker 3: and they were all barking at each other. And then
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  Speaker 3: as soon as they walked away, I said to my friends, like,
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  Speaker 3: those were the three ugliest dogs I've ever seen. There's
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  Speaker 3: like ugly ass dogs. No one has like a real
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  Speaker 3: dog out there. They've all got like little tiny, yipper dogs.
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  Speaker 4: That are just ugly as fucking like sticky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or they'll have like one of those big ass like poodles,
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  Speaker 3: which also are ugly as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Or like a guard dog that should be like uh,
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  Speaker 1: walling off like a junk, like a junkyard dog, just
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  Speaker 1: a slobbery ass Doberman that'll fucking rip you limb from limb.
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  Speaker 3: I want I want a dog that's that's a big
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  Speaker 3: salobbery beast, you do, yeah, ones.
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  Speaker 4: That are taking shits as big as your forearm.
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  Speaker 3: Like I want to like a nice like Bermese mountain dog.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like the Jurassic Park shit that they're like
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  Speaker 1: digging through with the tops.
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  Speaker 3: I want one that could just kill me at any
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  Speaker 3: moment if it wanted to.
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  Speaker 4: Because that's how you know if you're really a good owner.
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  Speaker 1: Like you don't know if you're a good dog owner,
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  Speaker 1: if you're fucking Chihuahua's not killing you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it doesn't have the option.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have like something that's just absolutely massive,
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  Speaker 1: some kind of rottwhiler that could just one bite into
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  Speaker 1: your jugular would drain you of all your blood, then
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  Speaker 1: you know you're a good owner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even like the term owner for a dog,
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  Speaker 4: so I consider them cohabitants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeh.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't say master bedroom either.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of dogs, the Demilio show they have their family
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  Speaker 3: has like ten dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole show is so fucking weird.
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  Speaker 4: What uh?
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  Speaker 3: I wish you watched it.
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  Speaker 4: So I've seen a ton of advertisements for it. They're
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  Speaker 4: shoving it down our throats. I think there's really time
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  Speaker 4: that we stop making documentaries about people who haven't done
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  Speaker 4: anything yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it's like a combination of like,
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  Speaker 3: so the show starts out the first three episodes or
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  Speaker 3: three episodes or so are really like like entertaining because
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  Speaker 3: you're like this, it's like entertaining, like oh wow, this
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  Speaker 3: is so like insane that this is a thing that
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  Speaker 3: it's like funny. But then it becomes like extremely repetitive.
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  Speaker 4: Because they don't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: Basically the entire show is just about them like getting
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  Speaker 3: hate comments.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that anybody should be allowed
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  Speaker 1: to be on the Internet unless they're universally positive about everything.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the only way.
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  Speaker 1: And you shouldn't make content unless everybody who consumes your
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: content is gonna love every single fucking second.
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  Speaker 4: You shouldn't do it. You just shouldn't be making it.
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  Speaker 1: Like of course there's gonna be people who don't like
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  Speaker 1: the fucking damelios, Like there's everybody has seen them and
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  Speaker 1: everybody has an opinion on them. Yeah, but it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: that people want consensus on anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the the like it'll be like so
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  Speaker 3: it's so weird, Like first of all, it's very poorly done,
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  Speaker 3: like the editing is really shitty, like you could have
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  Speaker 3: done it on like eymovie. And then like they'll be
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: like it'll be like them sitting in their in their
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  Speaker 3: home like in the in the kitchen or something, and
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: like Charlie will be like where's Charlie, Like is she
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: awake yet? And then Charlie will come up out of
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  Speaker 3: her bed and then like she'll just be sitting there
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  Speaker 3: like on her phone, and then like eight comments will
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  Speaker 3: pop up on the screen and it'll be like Charlie
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  Speaker 3: should kill herself, like literally, that's what happens. It'll be
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: like she literally and then it'll be like she literally
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  Speaker 3: has no talent. Why is she even famous? And they
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  Speaker 3: like they don't even address it. And then she like
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: put her phone down and they'll eat breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: And that's their point that she's always people with people
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  Speaker 1: telling her to kill herself, so she's at risk.
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  Speaker 3: To do it, yes, And then like they'll hang out
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  Speaker 3: with their friends and it's like it's like it honestly
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  Speaker 3: makes you like feel bad for them because it's like
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  Speaker 3: it's so fake. Like they'll be like they'll hang out
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  Speaker 3: with their friends and like there's one scene where it's
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: like Dixie's like we found an app where you can
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: rent a pool for a day, and she's like, so
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: me and my me and my five friends, Like we're
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: just looking for like we're really just looking to like
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: disconnect for a little bit and just like get out
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: and like have a girl's day and we're gonna sleep
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: over in my apartment. And like they go to.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: The pool and sit on their phones the entire time.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: The pools on their phoness entire time, and there's a
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: camera crew there recording everything they're doing. So it's like
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: they're not like they're like they're like it's just like
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: so nice to like not be able to have to
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: look out for a camera whole time, and like there's
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: literally like probably like a seventy person crew there right now.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just hovering over you. Yeah, it's so fucking dumb.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: It just people can't, like people can't blame the negative
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: feedback that they get on the people who are giving
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: them negative feedback.
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: It's just gonna happen in the world. Ye, Like, it's
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: just it's unfortunate.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: But like, just because someone tells you to kill yourself,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: they have the freedom of speech to be able to
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: do that, and you also have the freedom of thought
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: to not kill yourself just because someone said to you.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: It's not like you have to. It's not like a
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: fucking law being passed down from Caesar. It's like, well,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: you have to kill yourself now because fucking Joe blow
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Job sixty nine said it niktok or whatever.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: It just doesn't make sense.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: And like the the best part of the entire show
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: is like the So basically they'll be like a scene.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Usually towards the end, there's like a scene of them
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: like breaking down or something like that. Like Dixie will
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: be like I just can't take it, Like I went
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: to the gym today and everyone's commenting saying that it
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: looked musty, and she's like, just shut the fuck up,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: bah bah blah. And then it like cuts to black
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: and then this like white text rolls in and it's
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: like if you or anyone you know is struggling with
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: depression or suicidal thoughts, and it gives a link to
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Hulu dot com dash like Demelio's for support or something.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: So then another product.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we looked up the link and it's
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: just like a Hulu link to the suicide hotline phone number.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: So they just needed that like one another click.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a banner ad on the page.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: This banner ads getting crazy amount of interaction because people
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: probably want to kill themselves from watching these girls talking
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: about trying to kill themselves all the fucking time. It's like, Oh,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: your life is perfect, and you are so obsessed with
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: trying to shoehorn struggle into your life that you're acting
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like you're this be leaguered billionaire at fucking nineteen years old.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: It's not that bad and it's not that deep.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, I feel like
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: some of these kids, like they don't have like a
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: lot of the TikTok people. They don't have the traditional
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: like come up in like media at all, because like
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, like one year ago she had like zero
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: followers and then the next year she had one hundred
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: million followers.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, like a story has to have something that
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: happens in it and like a bad guy or whatever.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: But it's like, I don't know, it's kind of shoddy
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: plot making to just try and make a story out
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: of just one year of someone's life just because like they,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: you know, got got really famous really fast.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: For yeah, for nothing, like days. Yeah, don't say for nothing.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: They're probably watching right now. Yeah, And it's just like
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I get like, I mean, I don't know, I feel
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: like in most people who do media, it's like you
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: have like an opportunity like when you start getting like
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: recognition to be like I don't want to do this anymore,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Like I don't like the attention that I'm getting negative
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: or positive, and then you can just back out. But
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: like once you're just once, you just like clock in
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: at one hundred million followers, like you're in for life.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't really have anywhere to go, like most
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: most people are following you.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like the parents suck. The parents are brutal.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I mean I would make more jokes about it, but
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: like I already I watched Tim Dylan's podcast about it,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: which was like he already talked, he already made like
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: all the jokes that you can really make on it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: What are their parents? What's kind of their attitude? Are
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: they like stage parents?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: The parents are just like really shitty, like you can tell, like.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It all those people, all that class of TikTok people,
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: like their moms have six million followers.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and also it's like they were richest fuck before
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: they even started doing TikTok. So the parents are like, yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Charlie wants to go out to so we're alling out
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: in La now, and uh, you can tell the parents
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: are just making boatloads of money off of their children.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: And like really enjoying the fame.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really enjoying it. And then it was like the
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: like the first episode of the last scene is Dixie
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: having this like insane breakdown, like clearly, like she's like
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: scream crying talking to her parents, and her parents are
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: just like cuts to like a he cuts to like
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: a like a confessional with the parents, and the mom's like, yeah,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: I don't really know what to do in these situations
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: because like I've never dealt with this, so like we're
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: getting a professional therapist, and then like.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: She's like, we're gonna get a professional parent to come
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: in and be her parent because I'm more focused on
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: this TikTok thing I'm doing over.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Here, and she's like mide a breakdown and she's like
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: she's like, yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go home,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: like to her apartment which is like ten minutes away,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: and they're like all right, that's cool. And it's like
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: she's like basically on the verge of killing herself, and
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: her parents are just like all right, yeah, just hop
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: in your car and.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: They're just like scrolling their phones like what what are
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: you gonna do?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Cause there's no way that TikTok isn't equally addicting for
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: them having six million followers as having one hundred million followers. Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and there's definitely parents out there who are like they're
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: seeing what the Damelio parents are doing, and they're like
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: trying to be like these massive stage parents where like
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: coach parents who want their kids to turn into these
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: TikTok stars. And there's people who are definitely disappointed, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: there's their kids that they're not.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Growing up to be as big as the Damelios. There's
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: like other groups of sisters who like dance and their
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: parents are definitely in the background with like a cattle
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: prop it again.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean yeah one hundred percent. I mean
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: it's an easy way to get like money quick.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, just being a parent a parent child
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: combo on TikTok.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole thing's really weird. I mean, like we
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: watched it. I watched my friends. Like the first couple
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: episodes were like really funny, and then it's just like
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: it gets so like I can't even like I can't
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: even emphasize how like repetitive it gets. It's just like
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: like there's a scene they all wake up and then
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: like it's like what they're with their friends and they're like,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: oh my god, Like they're like like literally there's a
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: scene where they like they're like two friends seeing each
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: other and they're like, get any comments that have bothered
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: you lately. It's like imagine if that was how you
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: like greeted a friend.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Hear anything depressing lately about yourself?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's just like they're all just so like
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: surface level, like just like blank human beings. And then
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: like Quenn Blackwell, is there that girl from like TikTok
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: and Vine. I think she was on Vine?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: It was like a comedian I get or like does
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: like funny videos, I guess, And uh seems like her
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: level of intelligence is a little bit like above theirs.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Like she seems like she's more of like a normal person.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: That's tough, probably because she's like experienced something outside of
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: her phone yeah last year.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so she can't relate. So she's like the
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: preacher of the group.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: What like like a Hillsong pastor type of thing where she.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Was she's preaching on them, like she's like like they'll
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: wear like I'll sleepover. And then the next clip is
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: that I'm like all waking up and like she's like,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: what are you doing on your phone, Charlie, And she's like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I'm reading comments and she's like why would you ever
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: start your morning like that? She's like, why would you
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: ever do that? It's an awful way to start your morning.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: And she's like a positivideo last night. No, also also
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: shouldn't have done that. Yeah, I think the whole thing
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: is probably like a scheme to make the comments like stop,
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: to like make people feel bad for them, like in
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: a way, but also at the same time, it's like
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: they don't really have it hard in any way. It's
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: like they get bad comments, but it's like they have
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: literally like like seven thousand different managers. They have bind
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: they make binders for them for everything that they have
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: to do, like throughout the entire week.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking crazy how much money they're making and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: how much they're just dedicated to find something wrong with
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the situation.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: It's literally just like wake up and they have to
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: like be They just have to like go to these
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: things and like do them, but it's like they don't
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: do It's not there's no creative process or anything like that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Like there's a scene where Dixie's talking about like her
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: her music career and she's like, yeah, I didn't really
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: have any She's like it's she's like sitting in on them,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: like right in the song with her, and she's like, yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: it's really nice to be a part of this one
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: because I didn't really have any part of the creative process.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: On the first two.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Someone just wrote it saying it for me, and I
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: just stood in front of the camera for it, and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm breaking in the millions of dollars off the Spotify
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: streets and.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: It's like she her voice isn't that good, so it's
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like she's just a face. Like it's like she has
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: no Like I don't know.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: It's anybody who has like a million followers should be
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: putting out music on TikTok like you might as fucking will,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: because there's just such a low threshold for how good
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: it has to be. There's just unlimited money that can
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: be made. Those poor girls yeah so rich.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really weird. The whole thing's really weird.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I just don't think that there's anybody under the age
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: of like twenty twenty five who needs a whole documentary.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Made on them.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, unless you're like crazy, unless you're dead. Yeah, or
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: like or if it's like a reality TV show like
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Dance Moms or like something like where it's like a
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: lot of drama and like everyone's like screaming into those
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: like nothing happens in this show. The only thing that happens.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: It's like they'll be sitting there and then Charli'll get
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: a DM from someone being like kill yourself.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And honestly, like it almost makes it worse for the
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: people because now they know.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: How much it affects them.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you just want to troll them and
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: make something negatively affect them, like, well, you know the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: key to their heart.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: You know how to make them very sad.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Say she looked a little bit musty on her
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: gym day, Say she didn't look perfect one time, and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be bad.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it'd be sweet for the gals.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's like the the dad will constantly be
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: like yeah, if it ever becomes too much, like we'll
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: pull them out and we'll go right back to Connecticut.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, that's not like an option. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I don't just pull out of one hundred million followers.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I wonder if there were people like what do you like.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: She would have people to go to school?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Who are the people that had a lot of followers
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: on MySpace? Like Tila Tequila?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have no idea on MySpace, I know, like Vine,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: it would be like I mean like you could like
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: you could eventually.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Like what's happening to those people right now? Like the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: people who kind of fall out of like focus on
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that type of stuff.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I mean like so like the mag Con do dudes
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: were like the most followed people on Vine. Obviously there's
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: like Sean Shawn Mendes was in me Con, right, was he?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I think?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: So that sounds right. I love Sean Mendez for the.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Rest Shawn Mendez was in it, and so was Cameron Diaz,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and both of them are like pretty famous people still.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: But like Nash Career was like the most followed person
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: on Vine. You had like twenty million followers, and you
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: like look at his like YouTube and stuff. Now he
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: gets like they'll get like twenty k views per video, which.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Isn't terrible, but it's also like it's just so hard
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: to sustain that type of thing.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: And obviously that's gonna happen to these girls eventually. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: but eh, you don't think so.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know about them.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Or do you think they're just turned into like cat stickler.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just they're at such a high level of
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: fame that like, I don't know if it will happen
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: to them. I think it'll happen to a majority of
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: people on TikTok. I mean you've already seen it. I've
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: already seen it happen to so many people.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sex tapes only fans. Yeah, it's just like progression.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Like when you're only famous for having for being good looking,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: it's hard to like maintain that preach bro looks fake.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: No, but personalities.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It's like your fans like they like they do meet
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: and greats, like they're at like a dinner and like
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: these like oh Dixie has fans that want to meet her.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: And it's like to like literally like two like four
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: year old girls.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And it's also like if you're cute as a kid,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: chances are it's it's gonna fade. Yeah, Like you're cute
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: for that period of time, Like think of the kid
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: from Jerry Maguire or the kid from the Sixth Sense.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: They all grew up to like be weird looking at all.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Like no offense to those people, but like you had
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a great run at some point and then your looks
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: are gonna fade or change or it's gonna blossom into
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: something else.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: You just can't tie everything to that. But they've tied
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: everything to that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah they have. It's really weird. It's like a very
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: weird thing to think about. I mean, like I don't know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: the whole thing is weird. I would watch it if
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: you want, but like I basically just gave you a rundown, didn't.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: They just put their own show on YouTube of them
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: like eating dinner together.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Ye, like they're just that one got like crazy backlash
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and why.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What because it was it wasn't it kind of the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: same type of thing where they're just like with James
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Charles like complaining people.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think it was.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I think it was like a I want to think
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: it was probably like a test run.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just trying to do oh they like uh
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: they were like dicks to the chef.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: There's like some like five.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Star chef, Like what is like the what do is
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the snail?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: You mean cargo?
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Cargo and its like threw it up in front of
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: this chef.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shame on both of them, though, shame on this
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: chef for thinking that he's just gonna like shove some
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: culture down these bitches throats.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: He should have just made them like chicken fingers.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Exactly, like let them like what they want to like.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Just because they're rich, they gotta like some crazy shit.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: But also just shame on them for fucking acting like
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have a nice chef in and act like
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: they're cultured at all and then just be bitches about
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: it on camera. Yeah, bad looks all around for the gals.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I'll check it out though.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's just like boring like it. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: can't emphasize how the entire show has revolved around them,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: like getting bad comments on TikTok.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: It is the worst thing that can happen getting back.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, though, you don't like TikTok
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: because of the comment sections.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also I don't have an entire show about
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: it in a way I do, though, give.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Us a little Jim Halpert look at these days, he
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: doesn't have a show about it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: It's just like, dude, you gotta see like it's crazy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It'll be like they'll just be sitting at
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: the dinner table and then all a sudden, like Charlie
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: will pick up her phone and they'll be like right here.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, oh, no, someone just said I wasn't
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the hottest girl they've ever seen.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Charlie should be Charlie should die in a car crash.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Or it'll be it'll be like there's an episode like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: the whole thing is then predicting it, and it'd be
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: like Charlie looks at her phone and it was like
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Charlie was supposed to die today, and then it cuts
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: to the dad and he's like, I don't even know
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: how someone could have come up with that. What are
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: people talking about? Why would my daughter die today?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It doesn't even make sense.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, physiologically, you're saying my daughter should have died in
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: a car crash today.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: She doesn't even drive her own car. She's got a
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: show first, So how does that happen?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's so, but it's just so.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Well, her car is self driving, so how she could
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: have crashed? Okay, I'll pull her out of the car
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, oh man, she shows me that. I
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: tell her you're not leaving the house today. And the parents,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Oh they're so bad. Didn't they come in here at
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: one point though?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been in the office. Yeah, they came in
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: here when she had like a million followers. And I
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: think she did stuff with like chicks in the office.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: When they come in here, we should spit in their face,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: like Vietnam vets coming home.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I always told me that Addison Ray was supposed
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: to come in today today. Yeah, but she canceled.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Dude, she's one who has a six million dollar follower
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: mom her.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Mom was Yeah, that's how like she got famous from
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: like doing dances with her mom. Her mom is a psycho.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: But her mom looks like the scary Like she's like
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: a scary person.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: She looks like she doesn't blink. No, she looks like
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: she licks her eyes.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: She must wear those like blue contacts.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some shit like that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And she just is like she looks like she's been
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: dipped in botox, Like her body can't move, like she
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was embalmed as a live.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Human being a scary person.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's terrible, yeah, and terrifying.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: But so is Adison Ratt. Imagine if Addison Ray just
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: walked in here, do you think we would be able
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: to get her on? Oh?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, she definitely she knows the thing for
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the summer. There's no doubt in my mind that she knows.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: She might put it all together. She definitely knows Singhi
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: for the summer. But she also might be like a
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: robot where she like turns her head like and fucking
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: lasers you with her eyes, just slices you in half
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: with laser eyes. She probably has a robot like Jake
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Paul behind her and it'll fucking twist your head off
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: like a soda top. There's no doubt in my fucking mind.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: What are you looking up her mom right now?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: No, I was texting on asking if you get me
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: a water?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Seriously, bro, where's the fucking production value here?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: We need a fucking agua stat.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I know we got a lot of eyes on us
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: on this pod. We were told that accessful pod at
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: the company.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: We were recently told that there's a lot of eyes.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: We were told that they want us to be the
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: next call her daddy, and they want us to experiment
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: with sucking dick techniques. They want us to experience with
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: true crime.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, and just see if, like we could put an
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: entire zucchini down our throat without shaving any of the zuikini.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Off the sides. And I haven't been able to do
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: it yet. Yeah, I keep on hurting my job.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I'll do all these test runs where I shove pineapples
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: up Peron's ass.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: And we could do it the one way, But when
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you put the spiny side in.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: First first, it's a blood.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: It just gets fucking painful. It's just uncomfortable for everybody
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: that's involved. It's disgusting. I was in UH.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I went out to Rockaway Beach this uh this weekend, Yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: for little vacation.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Just to spend the day with some fire fighters. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: got some firefighter buddies out there, and as I was leaving,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I was getting the elevator of my building and some
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: lady was like, hey, do you mind just like putting
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: a mask on?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Like we is it okay if you put them?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: And I didn't mind at all putting a mask on.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a fair thing to ask. And
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: as soon as I got to Rockaway Beach, I had
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: like my mask around my elbow. They're like, bro, take
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: that mask off your elbow. You're embarrassing everybody. Seriously, you're
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: making an asshole of yourself. Yeah, and they just fucking
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: barked me off the ball. It's just so crazy how
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: two different sides of like of New York are just
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: completely different in all of their philosophies.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: About that shit. That's what you live in Brooklyn, Yeah, woke,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: woke woke city. Yeah, I mean I guess it is.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I guess people you woke. I don't know what I
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: want to be.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: I badly want to be woke, but it's just, uh,
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I think I'm more of a pussy than anything like that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Someone told me to put a mask on, to put
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: it on, someone told me to take it off, would
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: take it off exactly. And that's the scenario that I
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: was in opinions, like within the same day, I was,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: of course I'll put it on. Of course I'll take
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: it off. You know, they're idiots, I think God.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Anyway, on that other side, and later on that night,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: we got back from the beach, and uh, pretty pretty
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: fucked up, and we were just like going through just
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: like trying on different like all the colognes.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: That I had just super fucked up.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: And we went in the elevator to go go out
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: for uh for dinner that night, and there are other
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: people in the elevator and they like stumbled off the
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: elevator after we got off, like like they were like
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: going through Navy seal training where you get tear gas.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: They like stumbled out like wheeze, being fucking coughing. It
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: almost killed them, almost just a death by cologne. But men,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: did it smell fucking fragrant? Man, wasn't nice?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Probably smell great. You're probably having people turning heads.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, you don't You don't wear colone? Do you?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: No? Never? I deodorant?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I don't even shower.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I do believe that. Do you not wear deodorant at all?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I do, because I are you sure?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: The aluminum going to give you cancer eventually.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: No, I don't use anti presspriant antipersperant. I use what's
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: it called. I just use old Spice, just a regular
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: old deodorant. Use. I love the names of the Old Spice,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Captain big Dick.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Misogyny, misogyny by acts.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember the old Axe commercials and how like
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: insane they were, how sexual they were. Oh yeah, they
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: did it quickly turn and people decide that they weren't
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: attracted by the smell of axe deodorant anymore.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It is foul, but it is crazy how too much
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of a bad or too much of a good smell
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: will turn bad right away.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think old spice is the one
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: that holds up the most. I actually, I was in
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: the bathroom one time recently and one of my buddies
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: had like the traditional old spice, and I smelt it
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: not good. Really smells like bugspray.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: What does it smell like brutes or something like that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It's literally smells like bugspray.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: That's fucking disgusting.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Producer Owen got us some wah wahs.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Shout out yo Owen, our free interurn. Don't say that
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: about Owen. That's a good time to talk to you
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: about our good friends over at Vincero. What are you
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: giggling about the fact that our yeah, our good friends
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: over at Vincero are giving you a beautiful, a beautiful
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: set of watches. And I'm gonna find this copy real fast,
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna tell you all about them. I barely
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: need to find the copy because the watches are so
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: damn good.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: They also have shades. They also have bracelets. Is an
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: entire collective. I'm actually wearing one of the bracelets right now.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: It's just a nice you know, understated.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Oh look, I'm gonna give it to you straight. Okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I don't have the copy, though I would love that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: That's how we know you're giving it to a straight.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it to you straight though. I got
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the My ship came in today, not my ship, my gear.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I came in today.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Would you get a watch?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I got a watch and I got sunglasses. They gave
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: us two pair of sunglasses. I gave rown one of them,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: one of them, the one that you didn't want, the
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: one that I didn't want. I got the ones that
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I want. You that's already has got a more expensive
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: watch than I did. Both the watches are I mean,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: all the watchers and I've never owned a nice watch before,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: but this one is actually fantastic.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: It changes the game. It just gives you. It just
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: gives like a little extra to your outfit. It just
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: takes your outfit just above the.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Threshold that you had exactly it. Honestly, I'm pumped to
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: wear the glasses because I know, I'm gonna be walking
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: around like looking like a looking like a fucking celebrity.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Oh you wear your glasses on the train.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna wear those. I'm just gonna walk
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: to Upper east Side and just wear those things around
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and have people.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Take pictures of me just looking blind. Yeah, look like
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder. Yeah, but he's not blind, folks. He just
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to make eye contact with you. And if
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you have fans that you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Don't want to make eye contact with Vinceerro or if
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: you want to like be around your around your your fans,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: checking your checking your watch to see when the heck
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: you can get out of there.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good scape. It's a good escape. You
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: just give the watch. Look, Oh I got that thing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, a nice Vincero collective. Oh.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder is not blind too, because he's just.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Wearing blue light glasses. He just spends too much time
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: on his phone.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Social anxiety. Yeah, he just doesn't want to be show.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder should watch the Dmelio Show and then he
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: should go to the Hulu dot com slash suicide Prevention
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: with the Dameliofamily dot Com.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Vincero Collective dot com slash, So yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: We'll get back to that. So basically Vincearro Collective.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yep, it's a whole collective. Product line is deep. They
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: got the sunglasses, like we said, well, we like glasses, bracelets, wilets.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: We didn't even say you need to have a fresh
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: looking wallet. You need to be looking spicy with the wallet.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And they hooked up us, hooked us up with some.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Access to some great stuff. We all got that online shop.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: We all get that online shopp It can be frustrated.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Will this fit? Will it really look like this? Will
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: it be broken in a week? Vincero's five year guarantee
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: and three hundred sixty five free return policy has you covered.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: With over thirty thousand five star reviews, features informs, Business Insider, Newsweek,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Vincero offers you a shopping experience that you can be
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: proud of. Yes, fifty percent off applied on entire order.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Fifteen percent that's actually a very good deal.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: But you said for fifteen fifteen fifteen fifteen percent off
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: applied on the entire order.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Though, that's a that's a good ass.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Deal only for a limited time. Plus they'll cover all
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: the shipping costs. Go to Vincerro Collective dot com slash
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Sun the I N Promo, Son, Son v I N
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: c E r Oh Collective dot com slash son and
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: they're not lying. They're not lying, and they are not lying. Yes,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: They're not They've never told a lie in any of
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: their copy. I have some of their watches from I've
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: had them for probably.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: About four years right now, still ticking and I just
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: got it freshy. Those things don't stop and I just
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: got a new boy, and damn, they have a deep
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: collection of watches.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: That's why after you john buying your watch, make sure
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: you go over to Demilio dot com slash I'm gonna
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: hulu itself alive. And if you're feeling upset at all,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: make sure you go to Demilio slash Suicidal Thoughts with
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Addison Ray dot com slash Hulu.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want them to burn themselves alive,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like they're like they're a monk, like I don't want
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: them to do that, like they're protesting a war like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Tibetan monks. But it would give them an incredible amount
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: of street cred.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to find the link oh, and when you
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: edit this podcast, can we put when it ends? I
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: want it to roll a black and then I want
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the Demelio suicide hotline to come up at the end.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to just start linking. I might change
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: my tiktock link to their to their suie hot line.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I gotta find it, dude. Oh, here we go the
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Damelio Show resources. So you got to go to hulu
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: dot com slash Dameilio's resources, the Dmeilio Show resources. These
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: aren't their resources too. It's not like these are just
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: the national resources for the suicide prevention, the Dmilio Show
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: resources national suicide prevention hotline. And then it's just a
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: phone number. Should we call the suicide hot line.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I just want to be alive.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: We all. Ah, I just watched this Amelio show. Is
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Charlie on the line? Can we talk to Charlie?
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: It was on it said on the website you said
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: she should.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Be It says that's Amelio Show resources. So I was
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: hoping that she would be here one of their resource. Hell, Charlie,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm at the Brooklyn Bridge right now, one
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: foot off the ledge.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: She just cares about her not killing herself. Yeah, she
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't care about other people not killing themselves.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I mean, is she ever?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Is she ever?
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: We just need to have our we need to make
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: our own suicide hotline. That's like the that's like the
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: highest level of fame you can get.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: If you just are the one talking people off the ledges.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: It has the suicide hot line on it, and then
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: right below it has a link to their merch.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: If you are going to kill yourself, make sure you
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: buy some merch because where.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna go with the money? Yeah, and then
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: what are you gonna do with all the money anyway?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna kill yourself and the merch just says
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: it's okay to not be okay.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I mean it's it's brilliant because if people are gonna
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: go out like they should be able to spend their
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: money where they wanted to. If you, if any of
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: our listeners are ever considering going down that road, please
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: buy some Son of a Boy Dad merch beforehand.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: And also go to vincero dot com and get some watches.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're going, I'll just chip my tooth on the mic.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: You have to you. I mean, it's just it's the
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: way that you could support us.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: If you're not gonna support yourself anymore, just just look
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: out for us, you know, just uh take care of us.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: That that's the least that you could do. Pat us
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: on the back.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing the down in I don't know how how
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: deep down this road are we gonna get. I'm hearing
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: in Australia that nobody's even dying off COVID anymore.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: It's just people dying off the suy.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Really. I mean it's not surprising because aren't they like
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: not even as to leave their houses right exactly? Yeah,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Kim jong un over there.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Kim Jong UN's running.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Since the Australians have been locked up, like like racism
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: statistics like public racism and hate crimes have gone down
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: like eighty.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: In Australia, no in the world, because they're the only
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: ones who are coming.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Why are Australians like racist as fuck?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Probably?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I knew one Australian dude who was very racist in
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: my entire life, so I'm one for one. Prove me
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: wrong me.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you need to meet one other Australian dude
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: who's not no go go go go. What were about
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: to say?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Well, you go, you go.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I just know I know everyone from Australia loves meth.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I know that they have meth and like they'll have
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: it like as you're leaving the dentist's office, they'll have
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: like a little bowl of meth that you can grab
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: like like candy. Yeah, they're just people are crushing meth
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: in Australia. Probably throw off the ice, are they really? Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: they love meths because I don't think they can get
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: everything else. They can't get like other drugs that are
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: shipped via boats and shit like that, Like they need
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to cook up their own meths, like Walter White.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, makes sense, they love it. Walter was such a
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: fantastic cook.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it was such a It was a
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: beautiful chef. I'd love to see a Boordaine episode about
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Walter White on the stove, just Anthony Bourdaine going into
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: the best crack kitchens in America.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Actually a really good idea.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Who's yeah, or at least for a sketch or some
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: ship like that, and we'll make it happen.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Who's got the best pyres? You haven't been making any
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: sketches lately, sasas.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I did one recently, I did the New York one
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, and it did fucking and it shit popped.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: It did fucking numbies at the Wahs. It did good
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: on everything too. It did good on it's doing good
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: on YouTube, which is the best case scenario.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: What's the numbies on YouTube?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: One hundred caws s.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: That's incredible, one brother, that's fucking good numbers across the board.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Decent, that's deep, it's decent.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: That's why we need these fucking advertisers to come in here.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Bo we put up love those. If we got one
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: hundred kviuws on the YouTube for the podcast.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Oh why oh oh oh yeah, someone gave this one
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: hundred Yeah, we will show ass crack.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Views aren't even real. It's just like you're just like
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: they just like select a video and they're like, this
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: one's gonna do this.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Will have the views.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like mocking Jay. You just get selected.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It's like Divergent, you just get picked out of the
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: crowd to be like the famous person for that week.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: The way the internet should work, it should be if
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: as long as you're around long enough, you should eventually
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: just get to a point where your views do well,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: they've made us even you've suffered enough.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've earned it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It's like tenure to do with talent or anything like that.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You just make ten thousand videos and you can finally
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: get financially.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: You just get they just place a billion views on
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: your account.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to Frank. The tank is like social Security.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You just get to like sixty five years old and
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of money in your bank account.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Frank's been making videos for like sixty years.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: He was he was making like dark room videos. He
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: was making flip book videos, like before the onset of
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the Internet. He was just doing them via sketch. He
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: made like actual sketch comedy and like yeah he did
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: like like early Mickey Mouse cartoon.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: They had to flip through them, which is just a
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: testament to him. If we do if we do Numbies,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: we will show ass crack. If we get these episodes
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: to one hundred k on YouTube, we will show ass crack.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: I'll show damn near or anything for views.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I watched the Val Kilmer documentary this past week, and
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon show their ass cracks in
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: the documentary and dude, people, this was like the late eighties.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: People had tiny ass cracks in the ladies. Oh yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: their ass cracks were like three inches.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: As time goes on, like you start you're healthier, you
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: start taking bigger shits, and then the asstrack of alls
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: with the body.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And it creases inwards. So are you saying all young
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: folks have or is it like.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Like back in the day when they didn't have any
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: modern medicine and no one was eating like the proper diet.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Like your ass crack was like the size of a
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: over the tip of a pencil.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: It was just And I wouldn't have believed that unless
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I saw these guys minuscule as cracks.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Bro, they were a centimeter long.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Now, ass cracks with the amount of that they're putting
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: into food and the amount of protein they're shoving into
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: our chicken, ass cracks are like a fucking yard stick. Yeah,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: it's like half your long ass cracks. That's why women
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: wear such high waisted pants. Yeah, because our ass cracks
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: go halfway up their back. I know, I wish my
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: ass crack was just like smaller. I'm tempted to get
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: laser hair removal surgery on my ass and my gooch.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Are you saying that your hair is what's making your
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: ass crack long?
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: No, I just hate it smells your smelligouch.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: How are you.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Gauging your ass crack stitch? Are you like dipping your
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: head between your legs occasionally? But it's sometimes I don't
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: even have to when I go hiking. It's like my
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: friends are like, dude, it smells so bad, and I'm like, yeah,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: it's my ass.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: They can't stand down wind of you.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I have to wear like span Dex when I go hiking,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: like trap in the air.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I have to wear compression shorts.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You always have to walk in the back of the path,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: otherwise everyone will be able to smell you, which makes
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: you more susceptible to these mutant mountain lions that are
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: gonna go you to death with their hand on their
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: on their tail.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I read something that the mountain lions can jump like
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: forty eight feet. Really, yeah, forty eight I'll look it up.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Why don't you give an impression of a mountain lion
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: while you're waiting raw.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: It's not even like that. It's not it's not like that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: It's what.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Forty to forty five feet bullshit, that's like three stories.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I want to hear a mountain lion screaming. It's so
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: much worse than that. Here, listen to this.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's ass. That's pretty badass.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like any animal that can scream really loud, well,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: not any animal. I guess lions have a tough roar,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: But isn't it really the males who are doing most
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of the roaring and they're the least killer or like
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a howler monkey.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I don't think a howler monkey. Are they the ones
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: that rip your face is off?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Or they just loud? I think all monkeys do.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: All monkeys rip off face?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: They like rip, they like rip your testicles off, and
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: they like shove them in your mouth.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: I've heard that, and I've heard that they throw shit
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: around or they'll like peel your face off like it's
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: a tar mask. But I also see people with monkeys
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: as pets.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then then they get killed by them.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Oh you're saying it's just a matter of times.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so many stories of people like trying to
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: like domesticate like beasts and they're like then they're like
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: they're like known for that they're like, oh, yeah, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: have a lion that just roams around my living room
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: and then just like one morning you wake up in
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: the lion like tears apart the whole house and then
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: you look him in the eyes and he murders you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It is funny which animals you're supposed to look in
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: the eye, or which way you're not, or which you
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: can smile in front of, or what you can't or
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: which you can put your back to, and which ones
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you can't.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Just stick to dogs and even sometimes dogs will snap them.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: They'll kill the owner. Yeah, they will, said my uber
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: driver in Kansas City. He told me all about.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: It, or the or the children of the owner.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it. And I was like, hey, how's
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: it going, And he was like good, and he's like
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: just going to the airport and I was like yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: And then like ten minutes go by, we don't talk,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: and he like turns down to the radio and he's like,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I heard this story the other day about a police
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: officer who was out mowing his lawn and his two
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: dogs ate his children alive. And then he just like
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: turned the radio back up and just like didn't say anything.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: So you've been out for a long time. Today sah, yeah,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: you're getting a lot of rides today.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: What a fucking I mean, those people just don't know
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: how to especially outside of New York. Yeah, Uber drivers
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: outside of New York are just using it as their
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: cheap therapy to be able to talk to anybody about anything.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: It's honestly a good idea. You can just lay some
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: shit out on an Uber driver. Brandon's pulling his ass out.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Dude, and he doesn't even know that. We were just
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: talking about as cheeks.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Brandon's ass cheeks were just up against the window.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: There are just multiple women walking through, like the c
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: suite of our company just walked through the hallway and
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Brandon Walker's ass was fully out like he's Peyton Manning
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: at Tennessee, just put.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: In his hold. Guard is pissed.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's getting ready to roll.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: He is pissed. Oh that ship is not fucking sweet.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Brandon pulling your ass out in front of a grown man.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: He's eyeing Brandon.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: He's looking at his ass cheeks too. He's just staring
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: down his head and I can't believe the smear that
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: it left on the glass. It looks like someone just
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: dropped the fucking putting pop on the fucking it looks
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: like someone just smeared some rich chocolate oval teine on
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: that glass. I've never seen such a powdery ship stain.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Brandon Walker gross ass ikey, big ikey.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: He's just just a disgusting man.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy's got the big ick. But dude, did
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you see how long his crack was?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was very long and we only saw a
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: quarter of it, right, like you know that thing because
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: you know, nothing expands.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: It was pimpled out too. That ship was gross, bro.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: He should be tranquilized.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: He should even getting tranquilized.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: He should have to spend a day on the de Milios.
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  Speaker 1: Son son Get some Help Nothing no shame in asking
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• 51:14
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Charlie demili said she has she used to have
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: sixteen to twenty panic attacks a day.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Nope, you can't just call anything a panic That's not possible.
• 52:02
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• 52:09
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• 52:10
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• 52:13
  Speaker 1: My problem is that, like they are already like deemed
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: by society as special. So I don't know why they're
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: trying to go for like a second helping of like special,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Like they don't they want to be special in like
• 52:24
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird because like not that or that I
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: don't fucking know. Yeah, it's weird because like you have
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: these kids who, like, I don't know, it's different because
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: like it's their life, so I get if it's like
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: super dis like stressful and stuff. But at the same time,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: it's like and it's hard from being like a third
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: party like trying to compare because I know people are
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, oh, well their mental issues aren't bad
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: because they're really airs and because they aren't I don't know,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Everybody has mental issues.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just hard to like it's.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Just funny that their video that they made is about
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: how bad their life is.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I think that's I think that's what.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what it all boils down to, it's like things
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: are pretty good.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could make a video just being like yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: like this is what we do every day and be like,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: oh brand deal with Louis Vauton. Oh they're like but insead.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: It's like they're like, yeah, I have to go do
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: that shoot with coach later, and it's like that's all
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: you have to do is just go show up and
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: they take pictures of you wearing their clothes. Like I
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: guess that's probably like I'm sure there's more that goes
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: into it than that, but it's like, dude, like if
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: you saw it would be like it'd be like create, Oh,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: this is the Damelia Field most Damelia Family's creative producer.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: This is the Dameilia Families enterprise, like like precedent, like
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: they have something for everything, Like the parents don't do shit,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: the kids don't do shit, like dude, like they'd be like, oh,
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: we're gonna make some ice cream, like where my friends
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: are goom, we're gonna have ice cream, and then you
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: got they like pan the camera over to the next
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: scene and it's like like they don't do anything, Like
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: you can tell the ice cream was set up by
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: like a professional stylists.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: And that's honestly the goal to not be able to
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: do anything.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it ain't reached the end goal. No, I
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: don't think it is the goal. Like they live a
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: life that like I don't even think, like it's too
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: comfortable you're saying, Yeah, I don't even think like most
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: A list celebrities don't even live like that.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: They're a super A list And anybody that tries to
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: argue that they're not a list dude. On a related
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: but unrelated note, prayers up to our guy Michael Grewen
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: under went under the knife.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Oh really for what? I don't know Gruin grew Yeah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: prayers up for growing.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: You're just texting with him. No, say what you're say
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: what you're about to say.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I was talking to some guy who grew up with growing.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: But say what the context is, even though it's still in.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't think. I don't think I'm supposed to.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I want you to do. That's what
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: makes it way juice here. When you say stuff you
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: ain't supposed to say.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they and say to I'll talk about
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: it perfect, So let's talk about it. No, there's just
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: like a there's like a roast of Bryce Hall happening
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: that I was recommended to be in.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Pretty fucking sweet. Yeah, now they just need to fucking
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: make sure that they open up that bag for you.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which it doesn't sound like they're going to.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Which is so it doesn't sound like it sounds like
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: anyone's getting roasted. Sounds like Bryce Hall go away with
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: real high self esteem because they're not gonna say a
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: single mean thing about him without that bag coming through.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I know, I want to be complimenting him. I'm gonna
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: fucking tank it. They didn't pay me, so I've already
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: got some. I've already got like like I'm I'm excited.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: But then they were like, there's like sit in guests,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: which I probably shouldn't say that, so.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: You have to roast the guests as well.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I don't even know anything about them. Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: But then they were like, oh, there's also like other
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: comedians that were talking to and they named like two
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: really big comedians. And I'm like, so you're telling me
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: that they're going and not getting paid paid.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: They're not.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not, and that's why they shouldn't expect you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: to do exactly, don't play me.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: They're like, we're not accepting fee, we're not accepting appearance
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: fees right now, what, don't try.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: To mick broom me. No, I'm not about to get
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: mick broomed.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, they you're you got paid less than Bryce
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Hall at his first run about it fresh out of surgery.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I'll call him up.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Do you think he's like answering phone on the.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: We gotta talk. Yeah, he's probably like he's probably got
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: like an iv in, like a morphine drip, and then
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: he's just got like his phone on the other hand,
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: crushing deals.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Doctor, wake him up from anesthesia.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Bitcoin just went down. He needs to sell.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We need to flood the market right now. Potus needs
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: to tweet put in. I still I mean, provided that
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: he gets out of surgery.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Uh fine, I'm sure he will. I still want to
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: go out.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think he's just what do you think
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: he's just getting the microchip removed from his finger that
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: they put in from the vaccine.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course only the top, only the elites
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: can get it removed.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Can get the micro chip out. Everybody else is just
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: drowning in the microchips they're shoving into their fucking into
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: the bloodstream at every single second of the day. Yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: prays up to groom. But we got to get out
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: to La. You think you're gonna come on more of these? Uh,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: more of these trips.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it depends. I don't know if I'm
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: gonna be trying to travel like every week. True, just
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: as is a lot, but I'll be going a good bit.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I think Sas doesn't want to be in New York
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: but gets offered to travel all the time and doesn't
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: want to travel.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I just traveled for a week straight and it was
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: just like, I'm I'm so exhausted.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: So you love New York.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Now the king is home, the king has decided to
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: sit on his throne.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I think if I was here during those floods, I
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: would have killed myself. But I'm glad that I dodged
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: that bullet.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: You would have just drowned yourself.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Once I saw the train station that I go to
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: every day with just water just funneling into it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, full whitewater rapids. Christ Yeah, that didn't sound that
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: would seem good. So then why not just be on
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: the road more? Why not be a road man?
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Because I don't like flying, but I don't hate it anymore.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, the flight yesterday was so long and
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I got I was in the I was in one
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: of those seats. I was in like the front row
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: where there's just nothing in front of you.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: You're just looking at a wall. Yeah, it should be
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: illegal that there's cross country flights that have no type of.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: There was TVs, but I couldn't figure out how to
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: get it out. It was like under the seat and
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: it was like in this salot, and like some of
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: the dude like across from me did it and it
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: like comes out and it has like this massive arm
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: like it looks like this, it looks like the microphone
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: and it's like right here, and I was like, I'm
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: trying to figure it out, and clearly the people next
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: to me you can tell I'm trying to do it,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: and no one would help me.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I've been in that situation before, Like I've been in
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: first class on a flight and I couldn't. I couldn't
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: like get the arm rest out, and I just didn't
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: want people to know that I hadn't been in first class.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I was like trying to act like I've been there before,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and I just had to put my bloody Marry Mix
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: on my lap.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: You're like, yay man, kid, Yeah, can you help me
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: out with this? They think you're joking. You know, how
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: to do it? Fucking with me?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: I know, you're not a first time or are you?
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Come on, brother, I've.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Seen the first class on this plane was insane. It
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: was like one of those Casey nice stat videos.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: There's like a pod.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pod.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I need to get on my Casey nicetat ship. I
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: want to do on each row. Yeah, that's it. And
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: they had like a whole thing they could lay down.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: TV was a fucking it was bigger than that TV
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Just the eighteen or that's like twenty four.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Full on flat screen TV they're making.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And everybody in the back of the plane had to
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: stand up just to accommodate the people in the first
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: class sitting down walked through.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: We had to clap for them, like the veterans and gentlemen,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: please rise for your first class passengers.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: First class, first class, first class.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: They want to introduce us. We all get to like
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: the best part about it is we all get to
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: go shake hands with them. Thank you.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: They're giving out autographs. Yeah, they like throw their blanket
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: out to the crowd afterwards. I got the first class
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: guy's blanket. There was I got his neck pillow.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: There was one dude who just like sat down and
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: just instantly pulls out his notebook in his laptop and
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: he's like doing work before we even take off. And
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, I wonder what this guy does hard? Oh, bro,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: take it easy, take his annex.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Guys just when I show off that they're working, I know,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: make an anti mask scene like the rest of us.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Did you remember, like maybe like a.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Year ago, there was some sketch of like a mock
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: up of a plane where the seats were gonna be
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: like standing seats.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: No, no, I've never seen that. It was so fucked.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: It was like gonna be one of the airlines, like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: one of the airlines wanted people to be like barely.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: There was like it was basically you're on a board,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: strapped into a board and there was just a little
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: bit of weight underneath your your legs.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: What it wasn't it was a comedy skitch. No, it
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: was a real thing. Like so people like the gravitron.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically like a gravitron, but rows of it just
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: so the people in first class could have full beds
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: that they could lay down.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: And that's crazy.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Everybody else is just jammed in like cattle and strapped.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy. You know what pissed me off. Dude.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I went to the airport on Thursday to go to
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: LA They amy check my red back one that I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: always bring.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: Red bag.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a purse. That's bullshit, but
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: it pours way more.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: They made you check your purse.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: It has a Nike swish on it, which makes it
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: not feminine.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, we should come out. That should be our merch.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: A red bag. Yeah, people get a red bag like sass,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Like people get a Duffel bag.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, that's fire merch.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: It was. It was pissed pins bad. I had to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: pay thirty five dollars. You have to pay. I had
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: to pay thirty five dollars. And then the second time,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I just said fuck it. I said I'm not checking
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: my bag and they were like, you have to check
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: your bag, and I was like I'm not going to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: really walked away and went to security. Really yeah, of course,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: more like I was like, they were like, yeah, you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: have to check a bag, and I was like, oh,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: do I really have to? And they were like yeah,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: and I was like okay, I'll be right back, and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: then I just went and did it. In my head,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I was gonna be like, I'm not checking shit.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: We need to.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Work on you having those moments where you actually, uh
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: like instead of just like soft saying like soft nose
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: that just turn into yeses people, or like asking for
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: stuff softly.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: We need you to just start like putting your fucking
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: foot down.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Like even when you were talking to these people being like, hey,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: is there any money, maybe I was just wondering.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't even say that. I said I.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Just don't like it. Maybe I said exactly what, It's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: totally cool.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: If not, like, don't even worry about it if not,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: because like, uh, I'll do it no matter what you say.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: So, uh, I told you exactly what I said. I
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'm wondering what the pay is And
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: they were like, currently, we're not offering appearance fees. Don't
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: call it an appearance fee. Just tell me straight be like, yeah,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: we're not paying people who are coming.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Also, appearance fee is like a Dmilio type of thing.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're just showing up to stand on
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the red carpet and take pictures with people like they
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: want you to write like room crushing jokes and like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: fucking a level roast shit for the rest of everybody.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Don't they fucking get it. It's not a fucking appearance fee,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: pay me for my work? What type of internship bullshit
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: do they have you on? And you and like, your
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: buddy at the ranch probably gets paid more than them,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and he's making fucking three bucks an hour.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: We're not allowed to talk about that anymore. I got
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: a herd like people were not happy with me. Who
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Of people who the four people at the ranch.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: No, my friend was pissed. I got some DM.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: From Charles Manson says we're not allowed to talk about
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: I got pulled.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Any dam from someone being like, really upset?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Did you seriously talk about the kool aid that we
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: have to drink? And then, uh, just because we're doing
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: a suicide pack doesn't mean it's supposed to be some
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: joke for you to fucking laugh about.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: And he said that he didn't think it was funny
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: and he thought it was selfish, and I was like, well,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: everyone else thought it was funny and it was selfish.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: But selfish.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: One of the guys on the ranch said that he
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: thought it was selfish that we talked about the indentured servitude.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: They go through.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: That was the thing that was ann only because I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, I was just offending you as my friend.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: But he was like, can you not talk about it anymore?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: And I was like, sure, I won't talk about it anymore.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's run its course anyway.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: No one gives a fucking whoopsies. I thought he was
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: gonna quit.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Though he's gone. He moved back called today, So why
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: can't we talk about it. There's nothing else to talk about.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: All right. I think we should just take down that ranch. Yeah,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: we should storm that shit.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: People were really mad.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: I would be mad about the income inequality of the situation.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Like this is our favorite place on earth and you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: go on your little podcast and you make fun of it.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: We don't like knowing that our iPhones are made by slaves, Okay,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: I don't like hearing about the sweatshop conditions my nikes
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: are made in. I just want to wear my air
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Maxes and enjoy life.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were not happy, but I apologized, not publicly,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: I just say people, I'm sorry that people feel that way.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry, sorry you're mad about it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: I was just like, it's a comedy podcast, so how
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: was I supposed to not talk about it like it
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: was like a big part of my life. It was
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: one of my It was one of my few life experiences.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: You have so precious few, like my very very few
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: life experiences, and especially a true confrontation by you avoid
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: confrontation at all costs. So one of those confrontations, he
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: gets dropped in your lap. You have to be able
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: to reflect on it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a funny story too.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: I'm your better help.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: I just thought it was a funny story, that's all.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I have to fill up my potty.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I said.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: I just had to fill up my podcast. Don't be
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: mad at me.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: We should end the show with the security guard coming
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: in here and me and him fight to the death.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Or just you guys arm bar each other back and forth,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: just squared up staring at us, like, Bro, I'm not
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: fucking scared of you.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: I'm scared of him. You are. He's so tan, he's
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: got a big chest. You can tell he probably benches
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: like four hundred pounds.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: You can tell she shits with the door up better.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: You a security guard, though, But you're not strapped up?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you dressed like you're about to go
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: play Liberty National Air Security Guard. But there's there's zero
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: doubt in my mind that he poops with the door nose.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: We're looking right at him. Yeah, no, shit, he's a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: nice guy. I came up to him and asked him
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: if you want to come on the act and he
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: was like, he was like, oh no, no, no, definitely not.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: But the guy who's coming in later today will be.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: He was like, the guy he's coming in at seven.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, is this a twenty four to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: seven operation.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: They're really protecting the fuck out of house. That makes
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: me think that we were engraved.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: In something's happening that we don't know about. I saw
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Ebony go to the bathroom and she had a piece
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: on her side, and she was like, yeah, you should
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: probably get one of these. She was like, shit's about
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: to go down.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Everybody should be strapping up right now, dude.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I met a guy this this weekend that at at
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Rockaway Beach, and like I talked to all of his
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: friends and they said that like, for the last three
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: years he's been trying to make a militia out of
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: his friends, and like every year he'll give people like
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: a piece of weaponry for the militia that he's trying
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: to start up, and he'll like he gave everybody machete
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: one year, he gave like a certain number of his friends.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Twenty two's last year. He's trying to actually start a
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: fucking militia. We should want militia. Yeah, I think that's
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: what a militia is, and it's completely protected by the Constitution.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: It's very constitutional for us to just all our boys
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: to get to get together, throw on a bunch of camo,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: get a bunch of guns, paint our faces and just
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: like storm down the middle of a highway and shut
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: down traffic.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yes, I mean barstool kind of
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: is Amlisia in its own way, kind of Viva Viva
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: to a full army. Viva Viva, viv viv viva.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Throw the vis up, hold up your red bag in
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: the air.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Everybody put their fucking v's in the sky.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: We need to throw a concert.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Dave Portnoy, Price, Bruce Price, brut to the stage.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what if there's like a Viva Con
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: like comic con.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: That probably will be eventually. Did you see the you
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: watch the pizza review The Frozen Pizza review unfortunately did not.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Oh really, I watched all of them? How was they
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: were good? What do you mean there was a bunch
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: of them. He did two just they said he was
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: by it, and then he did another one with a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: stranger who was his girlfriend.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: No way. What Uh, let's use the pizza scale and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: you rank how hot Dave's girlfriend? Huh?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Bro, you out of pocket?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: You pray Wally.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: So you refused to rank the boss's girl. Yeah, wow, pro,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I could never that's my brother. I can never talk
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: about one of my brother's girls like that.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: You're her protector. Yeah, you're his friend first, her protector second.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like a sister to me.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Seriously, if anyone tries to say any shit, if anyone
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: even comes at her side.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Like when Dave and Heart started dating out today and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: I said, if you hurt her, I will fucking kill you.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't care about whose company this.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Is, I will kill you because we're all people first. Yeah,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: if you so much as say she looks musty in
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: her jim, it will be hell to pay for you,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: El President Dave Portnoy, that I fucking promise you.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, Bro, don't make me call the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: damelio hot lamb, you're crazy ass. I will be pissed
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: down your leg me and this security guard will fucking
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: choke you out if you try anything funny. I want
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: to have this. I want to talk to the security
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: guards so bad? Is it?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Bring his ass in here?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: What did they tell you?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: What do they tell you? Who's gonna happen?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Is like?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Is it's eerily close to the twentieth anniversary of September eleventh?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I know? And they're just hiking up the security here? Yeah?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: What there's a security guard on the on the third
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: floor too.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Is there really? Yeah? And what are they like trade
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: watches like their centurions?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I think they have what's it called? They have a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: my watch has ended? No literally and they just like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: put out their flame night there's a night watch guy
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: who sleeps here.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Somebody just patrol in the hallways, some like doofy ass
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: guard with a flashlight?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: What was that? You know?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Night security has to be the dumbest fucking people.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: I know, just like all the ball past them, Like
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: what the heck was that? Whoa some scooby doo ass guard?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: What scoo? I wonder if there is a night security
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: guard that'd be interesting.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I also wonder how much of responsibility he has, Like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: if there was like a crime went on, would he
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: be in charge of solving the crime? Like if we
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: did it, who done it? Say we had a clue type.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: Of set up.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: He's not like a private investigator.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: We kind of is.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Should we get someone I want to I want to know.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I want to I want to do a crime and
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: see if he is if he responds to.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: I'm want to bring a actually that's never mind too
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: far a gun. I was going to bring a shotgun
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: shell in and just place it next to it.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: We'll just drop it just like see how like if
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: he responds to just the dropping of a shotgun, just
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: walk in.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I found this in the elevator, and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: just toss it to him and just keep walking. Make
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: sure you like totally fuck with his head. Get it
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: real hot before. Yeah, it feels like a live round.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know what do I know? You're to work right?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: It's hot or like I pretend I have no idea
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: what it is? What is this? I found this in
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: the I found this in the men's bathrooms. Is on fire.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: I think it's like a rubber bullet or something. Yeah,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like a battery or something. I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know what to do with it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I gotta go, I gotta go film the group chat.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Anyways, the rundown starting. They want me to do the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: third chair.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: Just making sure we're safe. Just make sure no one
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: comes in and kills me. Just kidding, just playing with you, buddy.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: I wonder also what his duties are like, does he
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: have to jump in front of a bullet for day?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: And how far down the line does it go? Does
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: he have to jump in front of a bullet for
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: Big Tennessee?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: No, definitely not. At what point do you, oh, yeah,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: you think there's a list. Do you think there's a
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: list of like employees that he would have to there's
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: like a there's like a list of employees that he
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: should jump in front of the bullet for, and then
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: this list of ones. It's just like, let it happen,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Let it happen.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not actually obligated to jump in front of this one.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: How much equity does he have? None? Oh oh no, no, no,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: let him go use him as a human as a
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: human shield.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Jake marsh No, he's light him up. Imagine, Oh, I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: am imagining it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I'm imagining it so vividly that I'm actually having to
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: edit in my mind of the people who I'm thinking
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: about this, because I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: when I fantasize about them getting lit up or not.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Because this guy's discretion.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: What what level of fame do you have to get
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: to you to get a private security guard? Like, do
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: you think, like, isn't it weird that Davi doesn't have one?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Didn't you say he was going to start getting one If.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: This was happening, I would get one. But I feel
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: like Dave is the kind of guy too that would
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: like hate his private security guard. Yeah, he'd be getting
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: in like fights all the time.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Drake said he just got one. He says he doesn't
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: keep that thing on him anymore because his security guard
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: has that thing on h Wow, which makes me think
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: that Drake. I hope he's not lacking bro I hope
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: that he catch the big homie slipping.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: They didn't dude, you listen to uh oh yes in
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Aubrey's new shit.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was going nuts brot him right away.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that Aubrey that knew Aubrey was crazy.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: His music video was so good, Yeah, just him and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: k why Leonard?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: It was so funny.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Do the Kawhi laugh real quick?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Ha ha.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: I saw that Aubrey was a messaging you seeing if
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: you listened yet? Did you ever get around to it?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I blocked him, Yeah, needy, needy behavior. Now. I was like,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: I told you I was on VAK this weedy hours.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I told you I was on VAK, and you're gonna
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: go hit my line like that he's giving beggar. I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: was like, Aubrey, why are you serving beggar right now?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: And I sent him a screenshot back and we listened
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: to Donda and I was like, keep.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: This ship up, bro, Now he's giving jealousy.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Keep this ship up and I'll turn the replay button
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: on the playback.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Was that real that Kim Kardashian, Uh, the muted stories?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: Did she actually get that?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? She posted a bunch of stories to Donta and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: the volcume was all the way down. She's fucking Drake.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: She's fucking fucking Drake. She must be made right, madea left,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: slept down the block. Put this song on mute, and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: you know Drake is just laying it down.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, when they say there was that one stripper like
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: seven years ago who talked about what it was like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: to fuck Drake, didn't she.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Like, isn't she like have a kid with him? No? No,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: that was another stripper.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: He does, but this was another one. I think they
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: said that he uh a loves to eat pussy. Of
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: course he's on some stew fine her like fifteen fifty shit.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: And then that his dick is like a coke can.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. It's I would imagine it's like this or
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: or no, but.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: They said it's it's more girth than anything.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Oh really, so he's a child? No?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: No, I mean well maybe not then anything.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: But it's just like he has a Chidrazzy's chowed it up,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Drasey's got the choke, Jersey's got the chod.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Down.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: The block made a right the chode in my lap.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: It's like I just read a TikTok comment that says
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: you look like Lena dunhom Me.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what made you laugh like that no.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Hot line, that ship's not right, just kidding. I don't
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: even know. I'm like, look, I just want to be alive, bro,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: I don't care what people say. He went from a
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: milk video to a just like that, just like that
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: kept down the block chode in my lap, I made
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: a rite.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck are you?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: I wonder how many people are like making videos like
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: like the TikTok dudes like dissecting the the Drake album
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: and the Kanye album. Yeah, every line they actually did
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: say that. The that uh, the people like hosting the event,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: like broadcasting the event are like these two TikTok podcasts dudes,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: And I assume they're probably like people that would do that.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Who just break down lyrics.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when Drake's had made a right and made a left,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: he was describing him walking into Kim Kardashian's room. Was
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Kanye there? Was it? A three way? We'll never know.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Drake's dick looks like a tomato can.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Recent anonymously leaked source states that Drake has the coke
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: oh anonymous, an honest, anonymous source of leaks that Drake
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: a ka Aubrey has a penis the size of a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: coke can, more garth than anything. It's like a very
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: quick cut like that where it's just seen so many
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: podcasts like that. They I don't even think they have
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: a podcast. I think they just make tiktoks.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Is it even videos or just like super super quick
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: and they talk so fast. I bet there's people who
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: don't even know this is a podcast.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Oh probably not.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: They're just in there watching, watching TikTok, scrolling tiktoks, which
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: I guess I do respect that, but also listen to
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: the podcast.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Listen to this ship.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: We're saying, ship.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I always see a top comminent. It's like, what's this
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: podcast called? You dumb motherfucker?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: You fucking idiot? Look at look me in the damn brain.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: It's in the title of the account. Or we're hashtagging it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah them a boy Son of a boy Dad podcast.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Listen to it live by it.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: Do you smell burnt pizza right now?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Are we simultaneously dying?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Did the good folks over at the ranch come and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: fucking add us to their suicide pact and they're gonna
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: fucking give us a simultaneous stroke right now?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: There's like if there's this burning smell going on and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: the and the security guard is on all fours right
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: now trying to sniff it out the source.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Where is this coming from stay Down, he starts shooting
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: at the toaster.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see what we could, like what
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: would set him off, Like what if we started, like
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: we went into one of the podcasts and we started
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: playing loud ass like gunshots sounds from a speaker.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Or like smoke bombs.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: There's no way like that he gets out of here
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: in a second. There's no way. He's like, I'm standing,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: I'm standing in my standing by my post. No, not
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: this guy.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: There's security guards that are yeller and he is not
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: one of them. This dude is fucking bad ass. But
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: he's also so bad ass that like he's gonna be
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: an authority figure who I'm gonna wind up fucking with.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Like if he's not gonna come on these shows and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: play ball with us, daddy would He said, he just
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: needs a couple of weeks to make to get himself
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: more confidence to clean his gun.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Which I feel like that's honestly bad. Like I feel
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: like he shouldn't be biased. I feel like we should
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: have a get. We should have a security guard in
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: here who has no idea what barstool is and does
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: not care what it is exactly. He just only wants
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: to kill yeah, then save there's nothing greater.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Because if he learns the hierarchy, if he finds out
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: like who's doing Numbies, Like, he's gonna save different shows differently.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Like what if he likes part what if he's big
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: into part of my take and he's not a big
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: comedy guy who doesn't like Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Right, Or like what if he's like always trying to
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: save this bit and chicklets guys, but they're never here
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: to be saved, and he just like ignores us.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: And he suddenly he starts to resent everyone else going.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: Off and they're like evacuating the office.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: That's not good.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: That's not good at all.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: It is freezing in here.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: We're getting to the weather, the weather portion of the ship.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: No, but I'm just getting like the chills.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: You're literally wearing. You're wearing a sweater.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Right now, thin brother thins is it? You're you're giving Cosby?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You're giving Jerry Seinfeld?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: What on earth does you're giving Cosby? Mean? Never never
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: say that to me.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: With that sweater, You're you're definitely giving Cosby.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I'm serving, I'm serving Seinfeld. I love this sweater. It's
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: the first time I wore it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: You're you're serving Seinfeld And I was.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Like, we're gonna record today, I should wear it, should
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: wear something sexy. Yes, I feel like Aubrey right now.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Too sexy for this world. I'm too sexy for this podcast. Like,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like the sexy getting outweighed here. You're gonna
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: have to step it up next episode.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: I need to do something more sexy. Bro, you don't
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: like my ed rend now John Street two thousand and
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: two shirt that I tied eyed myself. The fuck are
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: you talking about? Bro?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: You never tied eyed any You're serving homeless right, You're
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: giving a homeless spot. I hope that us saying giving
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: and serving is like what kills it kills the podcast? No, No,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: what kills giving and serving? Oh yeah, Like I hope
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: that we're like the fact that it got to us,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: we should start saying it a lot. Giving and serving
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: is choogie. I have like I've heard people say it
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: in real life, and every time I'm like, oh, I
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: didn't know people said that, actually, Like.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Oh that makes me super uncomfortable. Yeah, oh that makes
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: me want to call the Damelio hotline. Stat Yeah, we
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: should call it. But the thing is, if we call
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: it do then they do the police come. No, No,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: it's probably not a funny. It's probably it's not funny.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: It's not worth calling.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: It is. It's kind of funny to call and say
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: that we like saw that, we wanted to see if
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: the Demelios were gonna pick up.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Let's just do the sketch of it.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just make that's just not involve someone who
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: like his job a job and saving or like if
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: there's limited numbers on the hotline and someone like can't
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: get through because we want to get our jokes on.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: There's only three phone lines.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: The other two people have been on the phone for hours,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: like contract me or like hostage negotiating people and we
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: just can't help.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: But to get our let's goofy ass actually should say it?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: What what was you gonna say?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Ow? It could have maybe say I don't know if
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: the sales team would have loved what I was gonna
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: say say it. I was just gonna say we should
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: call all of the hot we should call use all
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: our phones and call clog up the hotlines and other sponsors.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: But remove that, No, we shouldn't. We should have removed that.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: We don't remove anything from this goddamn podcast, never have,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: never will, except for the roan, except for when Ron
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: says things, except when Ron goes back to his rap
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: battle days.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: I'm the true edge lord of this podcast. You're the
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: one who's brand safe and uh one worried about your career.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: This guy's just worried he's gonna get canceled.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: On the other hand, I'm a shock jock.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: What is that, bro? Why are they taking pictures?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: I'll say that I.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Flip them off. Bro, Yo, what the fuck?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Fuck them?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Bro? Fans get security on them. Hey, hey, we're there,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: those two. I want to watch him just I want
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: someone to come in here and just watch him, just
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: lay them out.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need him because he's given such on edge
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: and he's serving such on edge.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Well, he's serving security, he's serving security guard.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: But I want him to like he has too much
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: tension and energy that I want him to like tackle
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: someone like he's his job. Duties in real in reality
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: are really to just be like a passive like mall security,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: fat blob security. But he's walking around like he's actual
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: secret service and I'm about to fucking taze somebody in
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: their neck.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: I want him to okay, no, Like I'm he actually
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: seems like a nice guy. Talk to me. Seems like
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: a nice guy, but no offense to him. Ebony and
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Enrique's job probably just got so much worse because it's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: not only going to be him, it's gonna be different
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: security guards who are just gonna have to stand by
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: their desk the whole entire day and.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: He's just leaning up on their desk. If there's just
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: someone in front of me just leaning on my desk
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: at all times and they're just like.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Making small talk the whole day, hell no, hell no,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: he no. We should be like, next time, k let's
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: go over and let's describe what KFC is wearing. They'll
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: be like, hey, that guy has a gun. Lay his
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: ass out. This is not a drill.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: There's a disturbance of a gunman.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: And he just puts KFC on the floor.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: He just likes nothing.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: I have nothing against KFC. I just want to see
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: it happen to someone. Of course, you don't have anything
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: against KFC. Now you shouldn't have even had to say
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: that you don't have anything against KFC. I shouldn't have.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: We don't talk about people on here unless we don't
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: have anything against them? Why brought a big t earlier?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, Unless it's the Dmeilios, then I have everything
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: against them exactly. It was crazy when I was watching
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: it and then I saw a comment pop up and
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: it was from me on the show, and it said,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: I want you guys to drive your cars off of
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: a clif. I just said, little Sas.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: Queen, send me a video when you do it.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: It's it. There was two it said. One said why
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: are they even famous? And the other one said, I'm
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: going to cut the brakes on your car.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: This I promise you. I'm going to kill myself and
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: then you're outside of your house, and this is how
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: to do it.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to lay down in front of your car
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: when you're backing out.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: If you don't kill yourselves, I'm going to kill thousands
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you can post like a like a don't
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: you think like you can. What I'm surprised they can
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: post is how you were laughing at what happened. Well
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: that's where you were laughing.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Fuck you laughing at bro So then funny go.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: On, you're about to get your ass beat. I don't
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: even remember what I was gonna say, you're surprised you
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: can post. I'm surprised you can post, Like, like, don't
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: you think someone could easily find their house, Like someone
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: could like image search like the location or like the
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: the they just like the interior design and find it
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: on like Zillow.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: It's a golden age for stalkers. Yeah, there's never been
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: a better time to stop.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Have you ever stalked someone like and showed up at
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: their front door? No, with a weapon? No, no, neither
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: of I've had a stalker before, like a real one.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: And this was like I was in college. Then they
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: found like this was like.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Early this was when you were in the Battling game.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: No before I've ever even Wrap Battle once.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: So how did they stalk you?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: They like found my number on Facebook or something like that, Like, uh,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: this was early face.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: So this was just they simply just had like they
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: were just like appealed by you.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, they would call my phone number
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: and be like do you wear Nike shorts?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably one of your buddies. No, it was
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: like a stranger because I thought it was I thought
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: it was my buddies, and I like freaked the fuck out.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: I was like going fucking nuts on everybody because I
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: had like a certified stalker. They like I reverse searched
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: and found their phone number. They were a frisbee golf
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: instructor from Canada. And I'm not fucking kidding, that's crazy.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: I think it was.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: There's name, like, did you ever dust anything or something? No,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: dox his ass, bro, I think I just did Dustin Fournier.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's a frisbee golf instructor from Canada.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, doesn't the security yuard look weirdly like Dustin Fournier?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Imagine what if.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: We like thowt a frisbee?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ron remember me? He's like, all right, well, my
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: shift's coming to and I have to go to get
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: to frisbee practice, saying it you.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Just perfectly back a frisbee in some change you thought
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: you got rid of me. Do you wear Nike shorts?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: He looks you're dead in the eyes.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: No, But I mean, like what even could like he
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: could kill you, That's what could he do? What could
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: he do just like kill me right in front of it?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't even be that scary at this point, Like if
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: it just a grown man kills me, It's not going
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: to be that scary.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's you don't know the security, you
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: don't know what he's been through.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: He would have to really kidnap me and torture me
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: to put me through a long period of fear. Like
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: if he just killed me, killed me, it would be fine.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: Just such facts, bro, as a man about just like,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: what's next? What's next after this fucking simulation bullshit that
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: we live in. Seriously, probably just the next level of
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: the simulation?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: I know, dead ass, bro. Why are you serving Philosopher
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: right now?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: You're you're giving Plato?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you're giving giving Socrates?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: Should we wrap it up, Let's get themiss my pants.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Let's get the fuck out of here, all right, Thank
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: you for listening. Bonus episode of course, light work, though
• 1:27:57
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• 1:27:58
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