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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Nick Wright GETS SCHOOLED, Patrick Mahomes TERRIBLE STATS, Aaron Rodgers WRONGLY ATTACKED · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, yo yo yo, alive from Philly. It's a number
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  Speaker 1: one rated Polly and Tony Foolsto show Yo yea always
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  Speaker 1: Polly Fools Go here with Tony Fools Go and Tony
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  Speaker 1: Huge show today, you know, controversial interview involving Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 1: and a former Packers quarterback, and uh, you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you why all the fools in the media
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  Speaker 1: have this story all wrong. And we're also gonna need
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  Speaker 1: to defend Lama Jackson, who is being unfairly prosecuted for
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  Speaker 1: what some people say was an untoward tweet. Wrong anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes m v P Talk do so ridiculous, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna show you stats that are gonna make you
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  Speaker 1: realize how overrated this bum is. Yeah, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: believe it, but then you're gonna believe it absolutely, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And unfortunately, though, uh you know, we asked Fox Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio over there to book us a guest, a good guest,
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  Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know it, they go out and get
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  Speaker 1: us the single most overexposed, most annoying person in all
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  Speaker 1: his sports talk Nick right, and we're just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to put him in his place. Aren't we, Tony. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the gutter, that's his place. Yeah, well, his career is
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  Speaker 1: going down the gutter. You know, maybe that's why he's
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  Speaker 1: coming to us for exposure. You know, he needs the exposure.
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  Speaker 1: now that we got that business out of the way,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to get into our top story. Sure, alright,
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  Speaker 1: First out the gate, Tony. You know everybody's buzzing about
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  Speaker 1: this interview with the former Packers backup quarterback to Sean Kaiser,
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  Speaker 1: who I guess somebody wanted to interview for some reason
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  Speaker 1: that they can't figure out anyway, Beside the point anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Kaisers said that when he first met with Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 1: up in Green Bay, Rogers closed the door and asked
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  Speaker 1: him if he knew the truth about nine eleven, and
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  Speaker 1: then told him to research what really happened. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is some of the morons in the media just up
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  Speaker 1: in arm Stony besides themselves, you know. But they just
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  Speaker 1: don't get it, do they don't know? This is the
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  Speaker 1: mindset you want for a QUB. You should want your
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  Speaker 1: quarterback to be a conspiracy theorist. Think about it. On
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  Speaker 1: every play as a q B, you have another team
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  Speaker 1: of enemies literally conspiring to get you, disguising what they're
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  Speaker 1: really doing, lying to you, trying to bring you down
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  Speaker 1: and possibly kill you. Frankly, I would be worried if
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  Speaker 1: my quarterback was not a conspiracy theorist. Great point, don Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want Mike q B to get in the huddle
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  Speaker 1: and say to his team. You may think the Vikings
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  Speaker 1: are blitzing, but that's exactly what they want you to believe.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a blind sheep. Totally a great, Tony. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, if I was an NFL GM, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'd do. The first thing I would do is
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  Speaker 1: I'd ask any college quarterback coming up in the draft.
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  Speaker 1: I'd ask him how many people were involved in the
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  Speaker 1: shooting of JFK And if he gave me a number
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  Speaker 1: lower than six, I'd kick his ass to the curb. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: you'd have to, you know, net stuff we hate to
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  Speaker 1: discuss on this show, you know, as Mike Florio put it,
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  Speaker 1: quote Volga content. But you know this is our duty
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  Speaker 1: as journalist, isn't it, Tony. You know that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely so you know, earlier this week, Ravens quarterback Lamar
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  Speaker 1: Jackson got caught up in a media firestorm over a
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  Speaker 1: tweet with some let's say choice language. Now they give
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  Speaker 1: you the backstory or what happened yere uh. Some random
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  Speaker 1: person tweeted that Lamar Jackson doesn't deserve a huge contract
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  Speaker 1: because he needed to rely on his kicker to try
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  Speaker 1: and win that game against the Jadge, which they didn't.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, Lamar tweeted back at this guy and and
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  Speaker 1: I quote and I quote this as part of my
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  Speaker 1: journalistic duty. Okay, he tweeted, boy, shut the up. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: be capping too much on this app. MF never smelt
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  Speaker 1: a football field, never did but eat. Well. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people they read this tweet and they were so enraged
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  Speaker 1: that they basically forced Lamar to delete it. And Tony,
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  Speaker 1: this is just another example of censorship. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: imposing on a person's freedom of speech. It's just terrible,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. It's horrible. You know, people need to learn
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  Speaker 1: their history. When our founding fathers, Abraham Lincoln and George
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  Speaker 1: Jefferson founded our glorious nation, they envisioned the land where
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  Speaker 1: people had freedom of speech. If we can't let an
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  Speaker 1: NFL quarterback freely say hey, mother, shut the up, eat,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm afraid we've lost our way as a country.
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  Speaker 1: Beautifully said Tony. We gotta lead to another bizarre and
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  Speaker 1: troubling trend in the betting world. You know, the Vegas
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  Speaker 1: oddsmakers just way off again at first what they did
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  Speaker 1: this week. They put the two lost Kansas City Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: as Super Bowl favorites ahead of the one lost Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: which only makes sense if you're a total idiot. And
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  Speaker 1: just the further show how stupid these bozos are. They
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  Speaker 1: have Patrick Mahomes as the favorite for m v P.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah over Jalen Hearts. But you know, if you actually
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  Speaker 1: bother to do the research here, you know, and look
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  Speaker 1: at the stats, you know, Mahomes stats, you can see
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't deserve Jack squat and you know that's not right. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do a segment on the show that we
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  Speaker 1: came up with all laws. You know, other lazy sports
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  Speaker 1: shows they've copied it, but here we're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: segment called blind Resume Blind. Okay, so this is how
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna work. People. I'm going to compare Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes stats to the stats of another quarterback, and Tony
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  Speaker 1: has to guess which quarterback I'm talking about. So here's
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna look at the three
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  Speaker 1: QB stats that matter the most. You know, because people
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  Speaker 1: they love to throw stats at you, but they're really
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  Speaker 1: only free that matter. Yeah, they don't know the whole story, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we're talking about interceptions, completion, percentage and game
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  Speaker 1: winning drives led by quarterback now home House. Yeah, Mahomes
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  Speaker 1: has eight interceptions, terrible six completion percentage and only two
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  Speaker 1: game winning drives. Yeah, Tony, tell me, who do you
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  Speaker 1: think is putting up the same numbers as Patrick Mahomes
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  Speaker 1: this season? M hmm, this is a tough one. PAULI yep,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, I gotta say I'm at a loss. Kenny Pickett. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Pickett also has eight interceptions, completion percentage and two
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  Speaker 1: game winning drives, which just puts it in perspective and
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  Speaker 1: shows you how bad Patrick Mahomes really is. Wow. You know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe Patrick Mahomes needs to start reading more message boards
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  Speaker 1: and four chan so he can recognize a defensive conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: and not get intercepted so much. Great point, don'ty, And
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  Speaker 1: just one last story or a cool one out of
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  Speaker 1: college football, Auburn has hired former Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, the media once again just losing their
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  Speaker 1: mind because you know, phrase was caught committing a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of recruiting violations at Oldness. But you know, personally, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I think this speaks well of Freeze. You know, he's
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  Speaker 1: proven that he has the cheating expertise necessary to get
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  Speaker 1: Auburn back to being a respected prestige program. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's the way college football works, doesn't Don'ty? Absolutely? People
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  Speaker 1: always say in recruiting, you should go after the best players,
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  Speaker 1: no wrong. First you need to recruit the best escorts.
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  Speaker 1: Once you recruit the best escorts, then you can recruit
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  Speaker 1: the best players. It's really simple, terrific point Tony as always,
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  Speaker 1: And you know, we could dive deeper on this, but
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately we got a terrible guest coming on the line,
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  Speaker 1: so let's bring him on the FUSCO satellite network work
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  Speaker 1: all right, this guy go host of First Things First
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  Speaker 1: on FS one. And on that note, as we bring
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  Speaker 1: him on here, you know, I guess we do have
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  Speaker 1: to say. You know, we're sorry to hear the news
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  Speaker 1: that you know, you show got moved from the cushy
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  Speaker 1: important morning time slot on the afternoon dead zone when
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  Speaker 1: nobody's watching. You know, you used to be first out
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  Speaker 1: the gate. Now you're in the donkeys behind of sports talk.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's heard all they you know, they let me run
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  Speaker 1: the He doesn't know how TV works, this is why
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  Speaker 1: they all Right, what do you want to say go interrupt.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they let me run the anchor leg after yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you the Titanic the Fox, I okay, I mean again,
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  Speaker 1: we are running the anchor leg, which many people feels
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  Speaker 1: the most important leg. And who's running the third leg?
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  Speaker 1: But a guy who without him, you guys would be nothing.
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  Speaker 1: A guy who you guys got your start calling his
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  Speaker 1: radio kid and she begged us to come on. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about Colin Cowy show provisionist history. You know, am
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  Speaker 1: I the first return guests that special get over yourself? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on the show all the time. But you know, hold
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  Speaker 1: on a second, Nick. You know if if you admitted
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  Speaker 1: you're the anchor leg now, so instead of calling the
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: show first thing first, why haven't they retitled it through
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  Speaker 1: Last Things Last? Wouldn't that much sense? Well, you guys
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  Speaker 1: would know this if you had ever had any modicum
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  Speaker 1: And go ahead, Pauli and google that work. Congratulations, well done. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the success. But when something works, it creates brand loyalty.
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  Speaker 1: And so even if it doesn't now have the you know,
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  Speaker 1: double entendra of its first things first, which is like
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  Speaker 1: how you started an argument or discussion, and also being
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning, they didn't want to change, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I know you're just gonna give some pat answer.
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  Speaker 1: Please let's move on. I'm sorry I even asked the
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  Speaker 1: question and wasted our time here. But let's just get
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  Speaker 1: to our main topic here, alright. Sean Kaiser, former Packers
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  Speaker 1: backup quarterback. He was interviewed for some reason that nobody
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  Speaker 1: can figure out anyway. Apparently, he said that when he
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  Speaker 1: first met with Aaron Rodgers up in Green Bank, that
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  Speaker 1: Rogers took him aside into a room and told him
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  Speaker 1: to research the truth about nine eleven. Now, you media people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're so soft and angry. You're all up
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  Speaker 1: and on saying how it's bad that Aaron Rodgers is
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  Speaker 1: a conspiracy theorist. But don't you want your que beat
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  Speaker 1: to be a conspiracy theorist? That defense is conspiring against
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  Speaker 1: your enemies, trying to deceive and fooling you. Isn't the
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist the perfect person to be a quarterback? Come on, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you, for the first time in the history
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  Speaker 1: of this show, you almost make a good point. You're
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  Speaker 1: like your hat. You have the kernel of a good idea,
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  Speaker 1: which is, don't you want your quarterback to be a
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  Speaker 1: big thinker to talk to think about things that aren't
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  Speaker 1: simply right in front of him, and could that translate
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  Speaker 1: the about Unfortunately, it would appear that Aaron has become
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  Speaker 1: as he has become more uh let's call it interested
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  Speaker 1: in you know, the conspiracy lanes. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's taken up more of his time his film study,
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  Speaker 1: or if he's just getting old. But the crazier Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers has crazy is a mean word. Aaron Rodgers has
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  Speaker 1: gotten the worst his play has gotten. Those two lines
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  Speaker 1: seem to be, you know, inversely correlated. Another thing you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to google. Yes, he can't say the same
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  Speaker 1: thing about you the more quote unquote research you though
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  Speaker 1: the worst, your ratings have gotten the worst. Now you
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  Speaker 1: later later? Yea. And you know you kind of look
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  Speaker 1: like Aaron though. If I gave the long heads like
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get more like Aaron? Then you realize
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  Speaker 1: which one's Polly, which one's getting me rude? Yeah? Once
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  Speaker 1: every wee Nick, And which one's Colin Coward? Want to yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: which one's cowherd light? Yeah? Exactly, that's Tony. That's Tony
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  Speaker 1: talking there, Polly. How to read a zoom. How can
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  Speaker 1: you read how can you read stats? You can't even
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  Speaker 1: read a zoom? Yeah, Polly, Polly's the one who's insulting
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  Speaker 1: my hair, but it's so ashamed of his that he
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  Speaker 1: wears a hat everywhere I've ever seen. It's called fashion.
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  Speaker 1: Shake it up, it's called fashion. Something you should you
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  Speaker 1: look like, I'm shocked. We were I assumed we were
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about your wildly overrated folk All team.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I figured. No, No, we're gonna talk about
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  Speaker 1: your wildly overrated it's what we call a segment, wildly
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  Speaker 1: overrated playing of Kansas City, right because you once worked
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  Speaker 1: there when you were kind of nobody, which is where
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  Speaker 1: you're headed again. But that's another story anyway. You know
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  Speaker 1: you're a huge Patrick Mahomes fan, right, what we'd call
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  Speaker 1: a Mahoma You know that's uh you know. So what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do right now is called blind resume. Are
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  Speaker 1: you familiar with how this type of segment I invented this,
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  Speaker 1: ohto segment? Yea, we were going years ago when twenty
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  Speaker 1: years Yeah, it doesn't count. When you guys are just
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  Speaker 1: talking to each other. There has to be an audience.
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  Speaker 1: It can't be like, who do you think this? Quarterbacks?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like me? Doesn't sound anything authentic. Let's get Nick
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  Speaker 1: on so people might act, wow, he's embarrassing one who
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  Speaker 1: needs the audience, buddy? Yeah, last thing? All right, here
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  Speaker 1: you go, and the three most important stats that tell
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  Speaker 1: the whole story. Yet eight interceptions, terrible, sixty six percent
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  Speaker 1: completion mediocre, and go game winning drives. Now, Nick, with
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  Speaker 1: so called expertise, please tell us which to be has
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  Speaker 1: the same terrible stats as Patrick Mahomes. Okay, eight interceptions,
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  Speaker 1: sixty six percent completions, and two game winning drives. You're stalling,
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  Speaker 1: But okay, I'm gonna say, Parson Wentz, you wish you
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  Speaker 1: wish wins. Unfortunately, the answer for your is Tenny Pickett.
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  Speaker 1: Eight interception, sixties completion, two game winning drives. Just that terrible,
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  Speaker 1: terrible kill be. So the Patrick Patrick Mahong is bas
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Picket. So we'll give you this opportunity right here
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  Speaker 1: to admit that your your beloved Patrick Mahomes, is overrating draft. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that, but I am a little
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  Speaker 1: insulted that you said the reason I like the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: is because I briefly worked in Kansas city. I'm from
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City, Missouri, proper in the city limits, unlike you guys,
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  Speaker 1: who I have heard many a story that you guys
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  Speaker 1: are actually from off Yeah, you're from you from Andora show,
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  Speaker 1: your new time slot, the show that show a lad one?
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  Speaker 1: Is he awful line? Jay? Hang up the phone. Just
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: what a terrible guest all around, Tony. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: anyone wants to hear his opinions any time a day. Yeah, true, terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Well I certainly don't right now and never again. So
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  Speaker 1: but you know we're not gonna let him ruin an
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  Speaker 1: otherwise perfect show, don'ty uh? You know we want to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: thank God sponsors, our dear friends and edible arrangements. And no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's the only person on the planet worse than Nick right,
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  Speaker 1: it's our producer, Jay. Watch what look you said? Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes is statistically comparable to Kenny pick It because they
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  Speaker 1: both have thrown eight interceptions. Yeah it's yeah, yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: But Patrick Mahomes has thrown twenty nine touchdowns. Canny pickt
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  Speaker 1: It's thrown three. Oh yeah, well you are gonna be
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: thrown in front of a train. Yeah, you should be
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: sitting on a throne because you're the King of the losers, Dony.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: What you said one of the founding fathers was George Jefferson. Yeah, yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: George Jefferson was not a founding father. He was a
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  Speaker 1: sitcom character on The Jefferson's. Oh yeah, well, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to sit calmly on your face until you pass out. Yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: you're moving on down to the unemployment line. Great one done.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You said Lamar Jackson was being unfairly prosecuted for his
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  Speaker 1: offensive tweet. It's terrible. What's going on there? Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: no trial. What I think you meant to say is
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: he's being unfairly persecuted, not prosecuted. Oh yeah, well I
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: hope you get electrocuted after the show. Yeah, you should
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  Speaker 1: be prosecuted for being a terrible producer. Yeah, turned it around.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about turn it around. We're about to
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: turn this whole show back around again because guess what,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: King goes next week? Just booked super Bowl legend Eagles
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  Speaker 1: hero Nick Falls coming on the show. Until then, don't
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  Speaker 1: all over when we're on TikTok. You know, Tony, great
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  Speaker 1: job as always, same to you, Pauli. Another flawless show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see a paper next week by
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  Speaker 1: see uh