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Uncredited Lizard Head Man: Terminator: Dark Fate & Duel of the Fates · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy so last week I came up with a
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  price for uh making baby yod yes I've
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  already been undercut by by quite a lot yeah quite a lot so just a recap Luke
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  you and and without any expertise in puppet making have quoted the listeners
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  $10,000 for a working animatronic of baby Yoda to be to be fair he had to
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  learn a lot of skills yeah that's what I mean I think a lot of that $110,000 goes
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  to him going to UNI and learning to be a [ __ ] mechanic and a
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  puppeteer M cuz there's a lot you got to learn how to make like the rubber or the
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  latex and then the electronics and then I I actually think that the real baby
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  Yoda puppets probably not just made by one dude yes probably and it was
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  probably a guy that had a bit of experience before they hired him that's
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  probably a large portion of the cost went to wages no I still say a large por of the
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  cost but this is Disney walking in Jack it up went straight up their arm million
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  dollar do you think maybe Disney's going to buy one of these these Sideshow
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  collectible ones now and yeah that would just be what's in the in the in the
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  Mandalorian season 2 yeah y those guys are fired so how much is a how much is a
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  baby Yoda cost off the shelf 350 bucks or six easy payments of
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  $52.50 I I will say this I am tempted to buy I am tempted I think we're all
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  tempted this thing's pretty no not sexually I'm saying just to buy it no I
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  think uh or or rent it for for an hour uh in a cheap hotel
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  room baby Yoda is
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  5050 yeah yeah baby Yoda's been legal
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  for [ __ ] 32 years okay we all call it baby owner it's a child but when you
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  actually think about it he's not quite acting like a child no but you know what
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  here's one of those things I'm usually resentful of times where I have to say
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  something wrong just to not look like a [ __ ] but but I'm I'm on the side of
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  the baby Yoda people here because anyone who calls it the child is like do you
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  mean baby Yoda like come on Hardcore fans know him as baby Yoda yeah exactly
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  I mean we know he's not Yoda on Reddit there's like people that have like
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  here's my painting of the child yeah well the official name there a painting of baby
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  Yoda but I was thinking about like when you see him walking around like drinking his
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  coffee like he knows what he's doing he's not a child he's just
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  small he knows cup of joe yeah yeah
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  this [ __ ] this I guess doll is is so
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  detailed yeah whoa whoa okay I mean I haven't looked under his little jerking
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  but uh he atomically
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  correct the the [ __ ] detail on there's a close-up of his head with the
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  hairs on his [ __ ] head and the eyes like Jesus Christ this thing's
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  [ __ ] this thing's cool what I think I've decided I'm I'm getting one yeah it
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  doesn't surprise me yeah I I can't not have a baby Yoda decard would love to
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  play with this that's my dog for the
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  record not the name of your dick oh the one thing I'm actually
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  worried about it's not so much the cost is how much shipping would be yeah where
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  it where's it shipping from like a Deo bar yeah yeah I don't know about that uh
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  probably not issue for me but anymore no no you'll be fine you live in D but for
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  me even when I I'm on the website now actually looking and it actually says
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  international shipping may be restricted
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  oh no soord are now open the child life-sized figure
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  life-sized wink 16.5 in tall size of Life there you
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  go well there you go this adorable little creature I mean this one doesn't
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  do anything Matt Matt what do you wanted to do mate well Luke's was going to be
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  animatronic right was going to was going to you know well presum steal [ __ ] off
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  my desk and uh oh wow go on so I can get
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  it shipped here okay I thought he was just going to be quietly amused about
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  something or shocked about something and then anyway amazed I can get it shipped
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  to and it's for like 35 bucks H nice well that's tax that's tax they're
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  putting on I don't think they've charged I don't think I'm getting charged
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  shipping well I mean it's only a pre-order right now that's probably why
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  you're not being charged shipping it's cuz they're not actually going to it's
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  Sideshow Collectibles they're a [ __ ] huge company and they sell stuff in
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  Australia so okay they can they can figure that out never got anything from
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  them before but that's going to change he's
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  sleeping you will vep when you see him use the puppet your
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  cowards then if I get this guy and then I start as this is my starting point and
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  then I turn him into the puppet mhm you hollow out the inside this getting weird
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  again yeah yeah your wife comes in you're [ __ ] putting a [ __ ] hole in
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  the back side of this thing no that's just for my head you
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  know what she'd say you know what your wife would say if she saw that she'd
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  just be like don't make a mess please yeah vacuum that up yeah I don't like
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  vacuuming oh you don't like doing dishes either I've
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  heard I'm not good at it yeah no no no Hannah said he doesn't like getting his
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  hands wet that's what she said there's also that I don't like by heads or by
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  face wet yeah how [ __ ] conven how what are you getting you face wet washing up
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  no that's not to do with washing up that's just oh unrelated I I don't like
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  washing up because I hate my getting my face wet brackets
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  unrelated I tried using my hands and I didn't like it so I tried some other options
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  yeah also didn't like it I mean I can't complain I have a housekeeper so I don't
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  vacuum or wash the dishes but you know I get you Luke I get you yeah I just do my
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  dishes enjoy having minimum wage Matt get throw back in my face look how
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  dirty this is wait what yeah I just heard uh I just heard the tail end that
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  he whipped something out and said look how dirty this is I bet when I do try
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  when I do try to wash dishes I don't do a good job and I get it gets pointed out to me
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  mhmh I like how the solution is I just I can't do it y I do a bad job just not
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  good at it and I'm not trying to do a bad job I just there are things I am not
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  good at how many times did you give it a go before you just said look I'm never
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  going to be good at this just just let me off like twice and what other
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  husbandly duties did you uh use the same philosophy for don't we don't want to go
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  there we don't have to go there fair fair fair fair we got any other Star Wars news
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  Matt we do do you guys see I I I put this in uh in our little little chat uh
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  earlier in the week there was a I only saw this on Twitter I didn't see a lot
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  of articles about this oh that there's a reason for that there's a reason for
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  that Matt yeah so the rise of Skywalker art book that uh that was coming out got
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  shipped out to to stores but then got recalled like at the last minute I want
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  to know how it got that far to beginning a few copies apparently from what I saw
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  on Twitter a few copies got out into the wild uh cuz I think they started to sell
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  it in like Korea and then Disney were
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  like no recall and destroyed them all
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  like destroyed them yeah and uh and then now they're going to you know redo
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  another one and uh and everyone's like the [ __ ] is that about and so now they
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  somebody who got a copy of it presumably has scanned it in thank you the internet
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  yeah and they've put a bunch of this artwork for a different movie that I've
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  not seen completely different that looks [ __ ] great I must say now I assume
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  this is this was Colin Trevor's Jewel of the Fate mhm that's y okay so let's
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  break this down because there's some really interesting concept art here for
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  some moments in a film that we'll never see and to be clear I liked rise of
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  Skywalker but I'd also like to see this movie yeah yeah I mean the most
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  provocative image for me is of an elderly General layer putting a message
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  into bb8 um in the exact same framing as the help me ob1 Kenobi you're my only
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  hope you know what I think we wanted to see that if we
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  had have seen it we wouldn't have liked it maybe I've seen it there's a picture
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  of it right here yeah I've seen it that's like concept art if they had
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  actually filmed that and put it in we would have just gone H or the internet
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  would have gone well look it seems it seems like uh the climax of Trevor O's
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  film was in a huge battle on kurant yes which uh I mean there's some there's
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  some great concept out here of uh even RTD2 and C3PO walking through the ruins
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  of corusant which uh yeah looks [ __ ]
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  mesmerizing and uh you got the a
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  stormtrooper Revolt uh joining with the resistance to fight against the first
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  order which [ __ ] that's great yep like yep I would love to see that you've
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  got Chancellor HCK uh on his knees with kylo Ren's
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  lightsaber through him as the city Burns behind him which seems like a much more
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  dramatic and interesting death than what we got yeah yeah he just got shot um Ray
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  dressed as Luke Skywalker double ended lightsaber
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  yeah blue this this is something I think like I I know what people saying like I
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  I like the idea from what I've heard of Trevose movie but if anyone's out there
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  going we want this over what we got R skwalker and you were one of the people
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  that did not like rose and were very vocal about it you're probably the
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  reason why we didn't get Trevor Rose version because from what I've read from
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  Trevor's version Rose was very prominent yeah like she was very much it was her
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  and Finn that sort of go off together to try and get Communications up again and
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  there's probably more more to it than just that cuz I mean they could have
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  just told Trevor own n get rose out of there but he's like no I love her I love
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  her it's her or me Disney one of the most striking things about it apparently
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  was that that there's very little if any artwork of Emperor Palpatine uh no but
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  you know what there is a lot of artwork of this other Sith gentleman named
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  to valum who was apparently supposed to be Palpatine's Sith mentor and uh that's
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  and he looks he looks like a big bloated insect out of a [ __ ] like yeah do you
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  guys know Rodney Matthews who no you'd probably know his
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  art by looking at Old sci-fi novel
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  covers from the 70s oh okay but this this type of creature art really reminds
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  me of of his stuff I used have some of these on my wall when I was a teenager
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  oh yeah I just Googled yeah this I like this kind of stuff is good yeah yeah I
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  kind of happy that we didn't get T valum though really yeah cuz that sort of
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  really doesn't make any sense with like the rule of two and stuff oh [ __ ] the
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  rule of two yeah don't worry about
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  that I'm not too not Soo concerned about that no no if that's your only reason
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  for not incl in this I'm [ __ ] not on board well okay then where where was
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  this guy throughout the entire 50 years or whatever just sitting in a swamp
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  where the [ __ ] was uh what was his name Star Killer or whatever like they've
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  it's not like they've had characters just kind of disappear for a bit before
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  Star Killer is not Cannon anymore though it makes more sense that a guy who
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  trained Palpatine and then went [ __ ] it I'm off to a swamp got to go later
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  yeah yeah and then gets Tracked Down by kylo Ren then by the way I've been alive
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  the whole time [ __ ] palatin had no right to be in this
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  movie yeah I've just noticed that one of
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  the piics of uh of tum does have what I'm assuming is some Korean text under
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  it so that confirms the source of the of
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  the images so ah yes you're right Korean
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  so there you go oh that's a big baby's head are you zoomed into that picture oh
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  it is too [ __ ] I just notic that no
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  grotesque [ __ ] me man that can't be from a j a Star Wars movie that would never
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  have made it in no no no well the one above it where the one above it yeah
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  that that look yeah maybe that was the one they were like yeah ey now we know
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  what that eye is that's oh then again I
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  mean Luke Skywalker did milk a [ __ ] warus so that's a but he shouldn't have
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  Matt he he shouldn't have you know but where else he has to show where the blue
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  milk comes from there is also another interesting
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  photo in here photo piece of concept art
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  um which is kylo Ren versus Darth Vader so I'm assuming that this story line was
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  basically a mimic of Empire Strikes Back Where Luke goes toar meets his mentor's
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  mentor sees a vision of him fighting himself uh and this is the same kylo Ren
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  goes there sees a vision of himself fighting Darth Vader but I would have
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  liked to have seen that so I'm on board yeah yeah look this looks cool uh I'm
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  sure sure Disney had very good reasons for not not making it but that's fine
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  whatever yeah we got what we got I'm still happy with what we've got you know
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  what I'm going to have to watch it again before I know if I'm happy or not
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  because I've kind of Forgotten a lot about it and I'm talking about the rise
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  of Skywalker I forgot and yeah yeah in my head I'm okay with it [ __ ] maybe I
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  should just leave it at that yeah I think just leave it it's done it's over
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  let's move on and get some new stories happening we though you have heard the
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  rumors that they are talking about having another one uh with Ray coming back right
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  I am oh no please that little speech you gave Luke
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  I hope that is verbatim how you [ __ ] end relationships with women well look
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  you know what let's not revisit this it's over you need to move on I'm not
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  saying I move on from Star Wars I'm saying let's move on from that particular
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  story okay so this is what Luke says when he's done something wrong
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  yeah I understand you're upet to move on from relationships I'm just saying it
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  might be better that you move on from a relationship with
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  me so they want to do another one with I'm not sure heard Ridley would do that
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  right they all say they're done with it I mean I I don't know what else she's
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  doing now but I haven't she hasn't said that um but I know she's the Luke
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  Skywalker of of these new films isn't she so I assume that her career from now
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  on is the occasional guest appearance and some voice overw can't wait to see
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  she'll be voicing The Joker soon yeah and all the peripheral characters
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  in Full Throttle which I played this week because luk you mentioned it a
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  couple of weeks ago on air and I still haven't got to play it
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  yet Luke I honestly I remember there being a lot of cut scenes and not a lot
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  of gameplay and [ __ ] me it's even worse than I remembered really if you want to
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  watch a movie and occasionally click around the screen then put on Full
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  Throttle but like if you want to play a game there's there's how else do I
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  support Mark Hamill um I think Mark
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  Hill's fine yeah how about win Commander four I do want to play through those
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  games again they were great games they were were yeah when he got when he
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  played opposite of porn star who we
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  three Biff from Back to the Future in win Commander 3 there was there was love
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  interests and one of them was a porn star in the game or real story or just
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  oh okay she was an actor trying to crossover was she uh Ginger Lin Allen or
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  something Yin Allen all right hold on hold on hold on Ginger I don't know why
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  I know this hold on let me see if I can figure out why you know
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  this Ginger Dan's now on Jus Christ
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  what no just time is Kinder to some people than to others that's all I'm
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  going to say yeah she she has had a bit
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  of a hard life oh my God you guys no no no no I'm not being derogatory women
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  women are allowed to age hey here's a great picture of her
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  with [ __ ] Sid Hy so they were obviously friends
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  obviously obviously yeah I got a photo of me with Lance henriksson my friend
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  it's signed but I can't figure out which one of them signed it for which
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  other no you're right though Luke when when you know around that area she was
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  she was very pretty she has a bit of a crackle Vibe about
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  her now but uh you know I know her two
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  things she was in this and she was in from two things two things the other one
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  don't say it don't say what the other one is uh there was a police academy
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  knockoff called Vice Academy oh yeah
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  I've heard of that she was in that that
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  too Vice Academy oh yeah series of six
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  films I didn't know they had that six
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  vicey jeez I I think I saw two there you
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  go well I watched uh I watched something finally that I had been saying that I
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  wanted to watch and uh I know Luke you've seen I don't
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  Dan you probably have not seen this I watched Terminator dark fate oam right
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  I've not seen it the latest Terminator
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  film directed by Tim Miller and starring Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger
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  again you know I've seen a great movie that stars Linda Hamilton and Arnold
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  Schwarzenegger it's called The Original Two Terminator
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  films and uh and anytime I'm tempted to watch a ter a film and anytime Hollywood
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  starts [ __ ] buzzing about making a new one I'm just going to go back and
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  watch those two cuz they're great yeah just do that I mean this
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  one I I really I honestly I think Linda Hamilton summed it up when she said it's
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  fine it's okay yeah and uh I did I I just it's fine I don't it's not a Terri
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  it's not a yeah it's not a terrible but no one's really asking for Terminator
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  movies like it's got a lot of really interesting stuffed the money for
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  another submarine how else is he going to make it no one's going to pay him for
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  [ __ ] Avatar it's got a lot of really interesting ideas in it but then it also
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  just has a bunch of dumb weird [ __ ] in it like they should have just gone all
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  in on the weird Okay so uh Mackenzie Davis plays a you know she's sent back
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  from the future so you don't we don't care about spoilers right it's past two
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  weeks film that yeah well past two weeks all right so I'm going to talk about
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  spoilers for Terminator dark fate like just openly so if you don't want to
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  listen skip ahead about 10 minutes 5 10 minutes well okay so the first 5 minutes
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  of the film it shows uh Sarah Conor and
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  John uh Eddie Furlong in Mexico just
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  after terminated they've beeni well yes as a child yeah as a child so it's just
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  CG him as a child wait wait wait oh okay but was Edward involved in the shooting of this
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  and then they just superimposed a baby face over no no
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  I can't remember if he says anything but no no no cuz it's literally him he was
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  hitting on a girl yeah yeah so they like a tiki bar in Mexico somewhere okay and
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  then a Terminator walks in and kills him yeah which sort of makes sense cuz why
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  would you send one right so in other words moments after Terminator 2
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  finishes yep they go off to Mexico and then the whole thing is all [ __ ] over
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  yeah it's like it's sort of like that what they in Alien 3 where you get
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  invested in characters and then they just go ah they're dead don't worry about
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  them to be fair it would have been hard to bring him back for a whole film I
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  think yeah so he gets killed uh but then the pre the premise is that they did
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  stop Judgment Day mhm and they prevented Skynet that judged but but multiple
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  Terminators were sent back and one of them killed John and then what happened
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  to the Terminator after that just hunging around in Mexico I guess well he
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  uh really tell you if you want I'll tell you what he did he wandered off
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  continued to learn uh started to America met a woman who had an abusive husband
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  say rescued her and a kid uh start formed a relationship with them and got
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  a job selling drapes and his name is Carl what you're making this up you are
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  making this up so complete no what no
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  Anie plays a Terminator who who lives in
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  Texas and family and his name is Carl and they don't know that he's a robot
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  because he's just a nice guy hold on yeah he says he says I'm am very caring
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  and and good and helpful and I'm very
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  funny the [ __ ] are you talking about
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  Carl Carl's drapes yep he sells drapes you don't believe us do you no I'm dead
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  serious and then he discovers that you can um You can predict when a Terminator
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  is going to come through because there disturbances and so he starts texting
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  Sarah Connor the location where Terminator are going to appear because
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  over time as he developed a relationship with his family he realized what he'd
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  taken from her and he because they're programmed to become more human over
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  time so he texts her she gets these messages text these text messages that
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  say it's coordinates and it just says for John and so she goes to these
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  coordinates Terminators appear she kills the Terminator and that's what she's
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  been doing with her life since that happened and
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  then just sounds ridiculous well it's it gets more ridiculous too it all kind of falls
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  apart when you when you start thinking about it as any sequel the Terminator 2
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  does because Terminator 2 kind of wrapped everything up Mackenzie Davis
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  gets sent back because JN is no longer the leader of the resistance because
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  everything changed in the future it's not Skynet anymore it's we still invent
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  an AI that turns bad it's called Legion and uh and someone else is a leader in
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  the future and I'm guess I'm just going to spoil it it's this girl Danny this
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  Mexican girl Danny and uh and so they send this rev 9 Terminator which is got
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  a metal endoskeleton and a T1000 style liquid thing so it can split into two
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  which is pretty cool I don't understand it is well it's cool visually but it Al
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  like why not just have two liquid ones that's even better I don't understand why having a
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  skeleton inside a T1000 would have made the T1000 better but fine whatever means
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  that the the skeleton can drive the truck while the liquid one so just send
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  [ __ ] T800 to drive a truck or make a truck that's a robot yeah just send two
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  Terminators yeah I know it's it it it's just a cool visual thing it's you know
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  and then Mackenzie Davis gets sent back she's an augmented person from the
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  future so she's got like Terminator bits in her but she's
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  human and then which bits Matt they all team
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  uh she's got like I I she's got like armor plating under her skin and stuff
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  and and like she can scan things with their eyeballs I don't know they don't
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  really go into it too much have they done a Terminator movie set in the
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  future yet yeah Terminator Salvation they did okay so I'm guessing I say
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  because that's a movie I might like to see in well no I that's the one
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  Christian Bale is famous for about 20 minutes of that movie was quite good yes
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  so I don't know it's just it I quite liked the movie and and I find some of
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  that stuff is interesting uh like I'm okay with it I did at first I was like
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  no he doesn't sell drapes he does and there a scene where he's just where
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  they're waiting for this guy to show up and they're all like this this military
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  guy is's going to deliver like an EMP thing to them and he's talking to Danny
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  and he's like some people you know they want to choose these horrible colors for
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  the baby's bedroom like no you need to put butterflies and or
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  balloons what well Linda Hamilton she sort of come out this week as well and
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  basically said she won't be back no but I think part of it is also well
• 26:41
  is I think she might be sort of done with Hollywood now that wouldn't
• 26:46
  surprise me from the why would she get this like she's basically saying like
• 26:48
  the audience now is just so unpredictable and she doesn't like the
• 26:53
  she doesn't like the idea of this like highrisk Financial Venture like how
• 26:57
  movies now you need to spend
• 27:59
  that worked for me whereas this I think it just seems like like a lot of the
• 28:03
  action seem like there's a there's a bit where they've got to kill this
• 28:08
  Terminator right and Danny who's like the leader of the resistance right she's
• 28:12
  the only person that really matters in this story right she's got to survive
• 28:16
  she just she's got this thing to kill it but then she decides to get into like a
• 28:19
  fist fight with it like like cuz she's I'm like what are you doing just use the
• 28:25
  [ __ ] thing push the button you're done but the the reason is because they
• 28:29
  wanted to have a sequence of her fight in the Terminator but it's like it
• 28:32
  doesn't even make any sense that thing should just should just snapped her neck
• 28:34
  and be done with it like here the thing about Terminator Terminator was a great
• 28:38
  movie with a beginning a middle and an end right but because it was about time
• 28:43
  travel they said you know what there could actually be a spin on this that
• 28:48
  like changes what happened and they made that movie and it was Terminator 2 and
• 28:52
  it was even better than the first one and then that ended and that was all we
• 28:57
  needed M but see I was thinking about it I'm like Terminator 2 had a lot of
• 29:01
  visual effects but it didn't really it's it's kind of like Jurassic Park in that
• 29:06
  sense that it's got some very specific ones and then 95% of the movie is
• 29:12
  actually stuff happening yeah there's the scene where he goes through the
• 29:17
  prison bars mhm yes and then most other scenes it cuts back and he's
• 29:23
  changed yeah there's one where he gets shot with uh in the head and it's spit
• 29:28
  and then it like go I think the reason why we're coming back to we like that is
• 29:32
  they're sort of like single shot things but it's it's a slow slow part of the
• 29:37
  movie like it's not with a lot of the CI fights we don't like now it's because
• 29:42
  they're so fast well and they don't it doesn't look real doesn't look real and
• 29:45
  I think a lot of the time now in a lot of these ones is they're doing these big
• 29:49
  fight scenes but the story is not actually progressing anymore there's no
• 29:52
  more the fight is telling a story anymore it's they're fighting and then
• 29:56
  we'll go back to the story once finished yeah no not for me also I could be
• 30:01
  remembering this wrong but is there a reason that the Terminator knew where
• 30:04
  they were going in this movie I just that bugged me as soon as it
• 30:09
  happened like he goes Sarah Conor so they they're trying to get away from
• 30:13
  this Terminator sarak cona says you should stick with me because there are
• 30:16
  cameras everywhere in this world and uh and then the termin is probably going to
• 30:20
  use them to figure out where you are and so he and then it shows him you you know
• 30:24
  hacking into this main frame and he's looking through all the security cameras
• 30:27
  and then it comes up with the location of where they are and then it moves and
• 30:31
  it shows a location of where they're going and I was like
• 30:35
  what how the [ __ ] did it do that I may have overheard something or it may have
• 30:39
  been something was cut from the movie which you do see every now and again
• 30:43
  something will they'll cut something to save time or whatever and they'll think
• 30:47
  ah the audience won't notice yeah could have cut could have cut a few more things in my
• 30:53
  opinion but it wasn't definitely wasn't the
• 30:57
  worst worst sequel to Terminator 2 what would you consider to be the
• 31:04
  worst at this stage maybe it's got to be Genesis right or number three Terminator
• 31:11
  three yeah three the original cut is like I the one I've seen the most is I
• 31:16
  have a fan edit that I got off uh from Italy a long time ago and uh which is a
• 31:22
  better kind of a better version of that movie seen that one the took the actual
• 31:27
  movie and cut that down or from
• 31:33
  it no she's still in there it's just actually I don't even really remember
• 31:37
  the I don't remember what the differences are like uh I'd have to you
• 31:41
  know have to look into it but I'm not interested don't bother looking into it
• 31:45
  no no no I think that's the only version of Terminator 3 that I that I have
• 31:49
  available to me m uh right now so I I guess that's not a fair assessment
• 31:55
  anyway terminat dark fate it's all right it's not definitely not the worst movie
• 32:00
  uh that on the poster I I enjoyed it I just there was a lot of things that made
• 32:05
  me go I wish that didn't I wish they didn't do that come on you I actually
• 32:09
  think mattch review is better than Linda Hamilton's mat definitely yeah he's
• 32:15
  certainly more appraising of this film than Linda Hamilton was I mean she was
• 32:20
  good in it it nice to see for the money Sarah Connor it's nice to see her as
• 32:24
  Sarah Connor again she was good does uh mck
• 32:28
  Kenzie play uh okay does she play Sarah Connor as a younger woman sorry I I
• 32:34
  tuned out for a bit no no she's a she's the soldier from the Future Okay Grace
• 32:40
  also sent by John or just that storyline John doesn't exist in in their future
• 32:46
  sent by well sent by Danny oh okay so
• 32:52
  Anie t00 Mark 2 killing John in Mexico means that John never starts the
• 32:58
  revolution in the future yep and so he never hold on so he never sends back
• 33:04
  Kyle ree to impregnate his mother and then he never born and therefore he's
• 33:08
  never killed in Mexico y well the the
• 33:11
  Terminator has now now exists in branching timelines so they kind of
• 33:17
  established some of the other sequels they don't okay fine you you can't you
• 33:23
  can't try and pick aping timelines was never a thing no there was never was no
• 33:28
  Multiverse in Terminator Okay if you change the past you change the future
• 33:33
  yeah no no I know what you mean but that's that's the way they go no because
• 33:37
  even with the first one if you changed the past you changed the future but if
• 33:40
  you Chang the P it was always destined to be that way
• 33:46
  because even in the original timeline John Connor was still born and Kyle ree
• 33:51
  was always his father which meant he always came back from the future which
• 33:55
  means there was that is the only way that that timeline can work you can't
• 34:00
  change your past because that's your past so you can't change the future that
• 34:06
  is your past let's not try other time travel movie recently
• 34:11
  that Marvel um end game oh yeah oh yeah you're right you're right but even they
• 34:15
  didn't listen to themselves no no of course not no because it's [ __ ] you
• 34:19
  can't the worst one was uh sorry Ryan Johnson the worst one was Looper oh
• 34:24
  Looper was garbage literally SC appear on your body in real time as they're
• 34:30
  being carved onto you in the past [ __ ] off Ryan Johnson [ __ ] right
• 34:36
  off I think probably if you don't think about it too much that that might work
• 34:43
  you know but I can't not think about it there's only two time travel movies you
• 34:48
  ever need to watch number one Back to the Future and number two
• 34:53
  primer yeah let's talk about something not related to time travel CU we're all
• 34:58
  getting angry over it I'll tell you what why don't we uh
• 35:03
  why don't we hear from uh from another podcast for a little bit you've heard
• 35:07
  enough of us let's hear a little word from another podcast all right now Matt you've now
• 35:13
  had two weeks to generate some dick news and I want to know what your old Fell's
• 35:17
  been up to cuz I've got some big dick news coming next week so I want that's
• 35:21
  definitely hold on hold on Matt just hold on for one sec do you mean next
• 35:25
  week you'll have some dick news that is big or next week you'll have some news
• 35:29
  that is about big dick about a big dick why not both where is The Hyphen where
• 35:35
  is The Hyphen I will tell you I mean I don't this is not news about my dick but I
• 35:42
  will say a listener said to me oh mate Luke is not going to have a good
• 35:48
  time poor thing I mean we already scared Luke out
• 35:54
  of getting a [ __ ] a tooth extraction from his wisdom
• 35:59
  teeth and yeah and uh yeah I mean oh I do have a story about
• 36:05
  Dick okay because I I mean I don't have my dick's not been up to anything
• 36:11
  exciting well I mean I
• 36:13
  guess please tell me Jed is
• 36:18
  editing she's not same old
• 36:23
  [ __ ] no but uh nothing I want to talk about
• 36:29
  Jesus I am ashamed of what it's done do we need to have a discussion off
• 36:36
  there I'm not proud of it just speaking of where the hyphen goes I um I I saw a
• 36:41
  great I was watching a um watching a Netflix crime doco the other day um
• 36:46
  about someone who used to be a human trafficker but they put the hyphen
• 36:50
  between X and human not between human and trafficker so it didn't imply that
• 36:55
  he was formally a trafficker of humans it implied that he was a Traer of people
• 37:00
  that were forly human and I that tickled me it really tickled I'm like exh
• 37:07
  human this week I have teeth news okay oh sorry I got confused the teeth are
• 37:14
  not related to the dick teeth are not related to the dick okay so remember how
• 37:19
  I was messaging you saying I think I've got wisdom teeth like jaw hurts and you
• 37:23
  all telling me how terrible it's going to be yeah and then you ended up saying
• 37:28
  you know what it's probably it's probably just residual radiation well I
• 37:33
  went to the dentist mhm and pretty much yeah it's late effectual chemotherapy
• 37:39
  and all that stuff but she the reason why you my jaws probably is actually just
• 37:44
  stress oh you're just clenching your teeth clenching my teeth and it's just
• 37:49
  causing me this pain I mean I lip luk just go Li I want to go into any details
• 37:55
  uh about what you do for a living Luke M but your job does seem to demand an
• 38:01
  awful lot from you it does if you don't
• 38:05
  mind me saying and I'm a very giving
• 38:10
  person if you do say so yourself I mean I'm speaking of someone who's also got a
• 38:15
  job that like [ __ ] crosses that line between like you don't need free time do you D
• 38:21
  but but your job makes my job look [ __ ] easy but if I didn't do it I
• 38:26
  couldn't play games games or you could play them all the
• 38:31
  time no just only the ones you've got cuz you couldn't any new could not buy
• 38:36
  any more wouldn't get a new Xbox and it's just not worth it actually you know
• 38:41
  what that's a that's an interesting thought experiment because Luke you play
• 38:44
  games rather quickly so you probably don't have a backlog Matt if you got
• 38:48
  told right now that you could never ever buy another video game so long as you
• 38:52
  should live how long do you think it would take you to play the games You'
• 38:56
  have already purchased but not played I have no idea I think it wasn't
• 39:02
  that there was that steam thing right that would tell you your steam library
• 39:05
  but I mean I've got other consoles but I probably quite a while let's just say
• 39:11
  just steam let's say just steam just steam just your Steam games
• 39:17
  would it last you the rest of your life I've got Civ I've got like multiple
• 39:22
  cives I've got Stellaris I've got um what's that other and the space I've got
• 39:28
  a lot of those games I me I feel like just going back and playing through
• 39:32
  kingdom come till the end might take me the rest of my life you know what I mean
• 39:36
  so yeah um I'm just having a look at my steam library and I've probably played
• 39:43
  maybe 20 of these games I have 800 I I don't buy Steam games anymore I used to
• 39:50
  buy a lot and so I have a a silly library because I used to buy in Steam
• 39:54
  sales I don't buy anything on Steam anymore uh and I buy the occasional
• 39:59
  thing on Gog but what what I tend to buy most my PC games now is just on humble
• 40:05
  bundles I'll see a bundle jumps out at me and they go o I'll get that yeah I
• 40:10
  have 800 Steam games 8 hundo
• 40:16
  yep and I don't play any of them get achievements well I get steam
• 40:20
  achievements but who wants them so steamy God why do I have so many CES
• 40:27
  where did I get these games from don't know mate only you can know
• 40:33
  that steam I guess Poss we can
• 40:38
  assume so we've got uh we've got a candidate for Geek of the week and I I
• 40:44
  can't imagine Luke's going to have a problem with this I mean unless he
• 40:47
  committed suicide you never know for some reason Luke does not allow people
• 40:50
  who have taken their own lives to be named geek of the week nope not allowed
• 40:56
  well this is a gentleman by the name of Alan Harris does that any any ring any bells
• 41:02
  with you Luke I know exactly who you're talking about go on he did a big story
• 41:08
  arc in Doctor Who okay he also played the Bounty
• 41:13
  Hunter Bor in the Empire Shrek back wait
• 41:16
  you how do you pronounce that Bor huh I always say
• 41:21
  BOS oh it maybe is Bosque and I always say they never say the name of this
• 41:27
  [ __ ] character no a godamn name you
• 41:30
  canoun it however you want unnamed alien
• 41:34
  in Empire standing in the background behind some other characters who do get
• 41:39
  names alien costume from Doctor Who as I
• 41:44
  understand it is it the same costume I think isn't isn't BOS a doctor who
• 41:50
  character yeah but he played different people in Doctor
• 41:55
  Who no no no the costume oh the costume
• 41:58
  yes is is from Doctor Who but no no well I definitely get this guy does get
• 42:04
  geeked a week he's in a lot of he's not just in Star Wars he's in before we give
• 42:09
  him geeka the I still don't know whether it was the costume that was in both
• 42:13
  Doctor Who and Empire Strikes Back or the actor or both yeah that's a good
• 42:18
  question are you telling me that this guy brought his own costume The Empire
• 42:22
  Strikes Back and said I wore this in another show and George Lucas went looks
• 42:25
  fine no well I'm telling you the not the head right the head like the the Lizard
• 42:31
  Head I don't think is uh is from Doctor Who but the the costume that he's
• 42:36
  wearing other than that like the space suit is from Doctor Who and it's also
• 42:41
  worn by other characters in Star Wars uh like that costume was worn by an
• 42:48
  a-wing pilot uh in the Cantina but it wasn't even just in there
• 42:54
  he's done a lot of other stuff we know like space 199 99 mhm he was actually in
• 42:59
  a new all in the same costume all the same costume he was actually in a new
• 43:03
  hope that's why he kept getting hired he's like I've got the costume they're
• 43:06
  like you are [ __ ] space suit yeah Mt if you get yourself a space suit and move
• 43:11
  to Hollywood you don't know the rolls you'd get but yeah I yeah he's definitely I
• 43:18
  will allow geek a week all right he was in space 1999 he was in Flash Gordon he
• 43:24
  was a man on the building The Daily Planet building in Superman the movie
• 43:29
  that's quite a [ __ ] guy just only go for roles in science fiction or does
• 43:34
  this guy just look grotesque and so he's only getting alien movie rolles he's got
• 43:39
  a lizard head Dan what do you want him to
• 43:41
  [Laughter]
• 43:46
  do y typ cast a lot of his stuff is just
• 43:52
  uncredited well that's a shame they're like can't just write lizard man I don't
• 43:58
  want to go and ask him his name can we leave his name out of the credit are we
• 44:02
  allowed to do that yeah I'm actually going through his IMDb and like 99% of it is all just
• 44:09
  uncredited well I mean he's credited now presumably he's on the on IMDb that's a
• 44:13
  credit accreditation of A Sort right he's not in the credits but well because
• 44:18
  the extras don't go in credits Fu he's being given the credit of geek of the
• 44:21
  week like that's going to surpass any other [ __ ] Accolade he's ever gotten
• 44:26
  well here's his here's the the [Music]
• 44:31
  jingle and uh I so miss hearing them live oh I'm sorry I went through the
• 44:38
  motions that I used to go to when I heard it live though what yeah I think
• 44:42
  we imag to do I do little dances for them oh I imagine you're doing a little
• 44:47
  dance yeah hang on give me a second I'll get this sorted out I'm pant it's okay I
• 44:52
  still went through the motions geek of the week
• 44:57
  [Music] we yeah since you found that Matt can
• 45:03
  you just have that on standby because I think like very soon we're going to have
• 45:07
  to play it for Jean Hackman do you guys know that Jean Hackman is 90 [ __ ]
• 45:12
  years old I didn't though he was still
• 45:15
  alive God how days Jean Hackman 2020 oh
• 45:21
  I mean I mean he's based on these photos he's he's all right he's looking great
• 45:25
  yeah yeah no assume that no pictures have been taken of him for quite some
• 45:29
  time I'll be honest he looks better now if these are if these are accurate oh
• 45:34
  you've got some 2020 pictures uh oh here he is yeah he's in a
• 45:39
  baseball cap and he's standing with an oriental wife I'm allowed to use the phrase
• 45:44
  Oriental wife man all right back off
• 45:48
  wife yep he looks all right he's always I always thought he was he's kind of an
• 45:54
  oddl looking dude so he's a big man though isn't he oh 62 like's only
• 46:00
  marginally bigger than y but he's just to me he's just always
• 46:06
  one of those people that's just always been old yeah I mean because he was always
• 46:11
  bold right he always had like yeah you know saying he always had like that odd
• 46:16
  odd hair yeah like it kind of embrac used to be yeah but it used to be easier
• 46:22
  to embrace that right like there so many stars from the
• 46:27
  80s which I include Jean Hackman in Bill Murray and all of those guys like they
• 46:32
  all had that same haircut yeah just just a little mop on
• 46:37
  top yeah like that that was cool and
• 46:41
  they they [ __ ] worked it get on
• 46:44
  them yeah I shaved mine off now you're compensating with the chin though yeah
• 46:51
  that's true I do have a lot of chin hair you got a you got a great a great amount
• 46:55
  of chin hair look too I'm getting here my ears now I trimmed my ears week
• 47:01
  started to me as well I'm going to have to [ __ ] cut these they're too long
• 47:06
  now I I noticed that about a month ago I had hair out of my ears what the hell
• 47:12
  that is this the podcast multiple old man we need we need a jingle that gets
• 47:17
  played every time we go off on a tangent of like how [ __ ] old we are now old
• 47:22
  yeah yeah well soon to be geek of the week Jee hack would you allow Jee
• 47:28
  Hackman geek of the week Luke yeah yeah like like it's obvious of course yeah
• 47:35
  unless he takes his own life which at 90 if you kill yourself at 90 at 90 you're
• 47:40
  fine oh you're allowed really oh yeah because age is a factor okay what's the
• 47:46
  cut off well it's not pret Terry Terry
• 47:49
  pret I it yeah okay oh that's a good question yeah we don't know we don't
• 47:56
  know about potential future Geeks of the week is it Geeks of the week or geek of the
• 48:03
  weeks it's like the plural of governor general is Governor's General and that
• 48:08
  always like blew my [ __ ] mind I think it's Geeks of the week because you can't
• 48:12
  have you're not you can't be the geek of the week for more than one week sure
• 48:16
  sure it's just greedy yeah yeah Fair um I I read my favorite headline this week
• 48:22
  um earlier on today and uh I just I just want to read it out missing butterfly
• 48:27
  activist found dead now why do you so many reasons yeah
• 48:34
  for starters I didn't know there were butterfly activists I didn't know
• 48:37
  butterflies needed activists and I didn't know that people had dedicated
• 48:40
  their lives to Butterfly activism uh this one's specifically a monarch
• 48:45
  butterfly activist so he's just trying to protect the butterflies yeah um and
• 48:51
  uh he was missing and now he's been
• 48:54
  found murdered by damn people who he was
• 48:58
  protesting against for using the land that the monarch butterfly
• 49:08
  traditionally God damn this uh I like this quote here uh oh God I'm gonna
• 49:13
  mangle this name homero arid arid aridus I don't seeo aridus an environmentalist
• 49:20
  and poet who is a longtime defender of the butterfly Reserve called the death
• 49:24
  put an poet in there yeah yeah called the death of Gomez worrisome it's
• 49:30
  worrisome yeah yeah he's been murdered that's worrisome yeah but why why is it
• 49:36
  worrisome he goes on to say well I mean if they can kidnap and kill people who
• 49:40
  work for the reserves who's going to defend the environment in Mexico that's why it's
• 49:46
  worrisome [ __ ] I guess I don't know a lot about Mexico uh well I learned a bit
• 49:53
  in uh when I was watching Terminator dark fate so guess I don't want to go
• 49:58
  there I guess is what I've learned I mean just [ __ ] if anyone asks you how
• 50:03
  you feel about butterfli say you [ __ ] hate
• 50:05
  them kill all man get rid of all of them
• 50:10
  yeah if you're all I learned someone ask you like butterflies you say
• 50:17
  no so I've only been to Mexico once and it was only for for a week or so um but
• 50:23
  what what I learned while I was in Mexico is there's already a wall
• 50:27
  separating the United States from Mexico um it's up already so I don't
• 50:32
  know what all this talk about is um the Mexicans are fine with it and all of the
• 50:36
  ones that I spoke to said yeah we're glad it's there none of us would want to
• 50:40
  go to the United States
• 50:44
  so and and also I'm being factious um I know Mexico is quite a large country and
• 50:50
  uh and there are some lovely places in Mexico I know that for a fact so there
• 50:55
  saers everywhere there's great places places where you'll be murdered for liking
• 50:59
  butterflies yeah it's called where we grew up in Western Sydney man I've been
• 51:04
  places in America where I was pretty sure I would have been murdered if idd
• 51:07
  hung around much longer so yeah yeah I I I know I've been places in America where
• 51:12
  I thought I would be murdered while you peed on a building that was Boston you're all good
• 51:17
  in B well actually no the I remember I sent you that article people going Missy
• 51:22
  why you're up here building I had drug dealers coming up to
• 51:25
  me from that Pub where people were getting murdered and I got drug I Gary
• 51:31
  Indiana Gary Indiana was the most terrifying place I've been no I mean I
• 51:35
  only because Gary the town's called Gary it's where Michael Jackson's from and
• 51:39
  it's uh some guy named Gary was like Nam the [ __ ] town after me they're like yep Gary no
• 51:44
  worries it's a town in in Indiana that like you know how Detroit used to be
• 51:51
  quite like a wealthy place until you know all the industry went to the toilet
• 51:56
  now it's [ __ ] it's the most bizarre City CU you have these huge mansions one
• 52:01
  of them people live in and it looks beautiful and the one right next door is
• 52:04
  collapsing in on itself like in you know like uh Only Lovers Left Behind those
• 52:09
  Mansions that's Detroit yeah so a Gary is
• 52:15
  like if everything was like those collapsed Mansions except not Mansions
• 52:20
  just everything coll and cuz we stopped there to go
• 52:25
  there's like an old Cathedral that's collapsed in and general about to take
• 52:28
  some photos and we should have done a little more research first because it's
• 52:33
  actually the carjacking capital of the United States uh damn as in homicide uh
• 52:40
  that's not just a get out the car with taking it it's I'm going to I shoot you
• 52:44
  and then I take the car yes and Along Comes us off the highway in our X5 uh
• 52:51
  yeah that was [ __ ] terrifying like as in we stopped to take
• 52:55
  some photos and people were coming out of the the collapsed buildings looking
• 53:00
  at us and we were like let's go yes God
• 53:06
  yeah we have some I have some photos of it it was very scary and and sad too
• 53:10
  like I mean sad that that that exists in the [ __ ] in the US terrifying yep
• 53:16
  it's terrifying that any of that [ __ ] exists anywhere on this
• 53:20
  planet yep Welcome to our comedy
• 53:24
  podcast yeah do for places to avoid in
• 53:28
  the United States this week Gary
• 53:32
  Indiana yep pleas to
• 53:35
  [Laughter] avoid um a place not to avoid uh is
• 53:42
  Vermont cuz it's [ __ ] lovely up there Vermont is [ __ ] awesome man yeah
• 53:48
  there yet I've have been wanting to go though hey come we'll go up we'll drive
• 53:52
  up it's like three hours away they're doing one thing that I think is going to
• 53:56
  annoy me though up there in for um they're trying to pass a bill uh to be
• 54:02
  able to use emojis to customize their license
• 54:07
  plates what that's
• 54:14
  dumb yeah yeah because I mean every sorority girl is going to have the
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  [ __ ] heart and everyone else is going to have either the [ __ ] or the [ __ ]
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  eggplant eggplant how I mean I was going to say how they
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  going to print them but I guess they can do that in pursuit of uh black sedan
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  license plate seven
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  dick uh water splashing the face emoji
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  and then the number 12 um I've just looked at this yeah did it first yeah
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  Queens land you can have emoj we already doing it no apparently Queensland
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  Australia five people in the country's second largest state have been able to
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  add one of five emoji to their the plural is Emoji not emojis I didn't know
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  that I used to call them emojis an S I guess it's I guess it's like Italian
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  where an i makes it plural emoi Emoji say it like that and I'm doing that so I
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  guess a singular is probably you know the thing
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  mhh the Emoji that's I I didn't know this how have I
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  not seen this yet because you don't live in Queensland yeah but we get a lot of
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  people down and around the five people who have the
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  Emojis one of the must have been the cam by now he he is married to a
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  queenslander right yes yeah but Queensland is a very big
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  state it it is yes I mean look fine fine you can have I'll let you have that but
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  I mean gez I don't think it's that strange how about how about are just hearing about
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  this though they talking last year last
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  year they didn't let you know no they didn't run this past me someone someone
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  needs to tell Luke about this I mean we do have obviously a lot
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  of listeners who could have written in and told us listeners I'm looking at you yes you
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  listener so I'm uh oh no see I'm looking at I'm looking at I'm trying to find out
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  what these five number plates are but uh but every every picture I see it's the
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  same car with a different number plate on it so I I put it to you that none of
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  these are real no no no I've clicked on the link to the personalized plate
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  Queensland and I can go buy one right now holy [ __ ] yeah what are the
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  parameters this Luke oh my God it's you just you get to pick one of the plates
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  that have one of the five emojis and then you put I think a combination of five oh did you
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  say the Emoji is not part of the plate it's just on the side it's just like an
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  image so it's not even like it's not like you could have a poop in the middle
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  of your plate number it's like it's just a little picture off to the side
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  yeah but it does uh it does reformat your number plate so that it looks like
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  it's one of the numbers right no no it's just onto off off on the end so you
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  still on the right hand side of the plate it just there's just an emoji
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  slapped on there it's like when people get ones for their sports teams and
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  stuff like that exactly and just to be clear there are only five emojis to
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  choose from laughing with tears laughing with love hearts laughing with a wink
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  yes just plain smiling and smiling with sunglasses there's no poop or eggplant
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  there like how specific you were he's smiling in all of them there's no sad
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  wink although that would be an amusing all right Matt sad wink that would be a good
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  one I'm I'm set but I'm also making a double on
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  [Laughter] tandre now I had to just remind myself whether or not Vermont was the Live Free
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  or Die uh state which is why they're easily letting this [ __ ] get through but
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  it's it's not you do have to go through New Hampshire to get the Vermont from
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  here so boo in New Hampshire is that also the where they have to pump the gas
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  for you no that's uh New Jersey and
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  Oregon okay mate I [ __ ] I choose who pumps my gas in New Hampshire right that
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  is my choice yep no [ __ ] politician can
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  tell me who has to pump my [ __ ] gas they would not stand for that
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  in just make sure you fill up before you get there
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  MH bring your gun that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope
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