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Taskmaster - Products of Misconception vs Moderate Chutzpah · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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Hello, and welcome to Gates Leapers, the pop culture game show that shines
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a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master, and I am
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powerful and in peak physical condition. Also Matt Watson. But of course we
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couldn't play these games without our team captains, a pair of sit down comedians
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ready to perform for points handed out at my whim. First, she's up
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to the task. It's Audre Stevenson. Hello, and he's a fellow master,
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so I have no choice but to respect him. It's Aaron Randolph.
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Why, Hello, Hello, captains. Are you ready for a series of
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games about a revolutionary comedy game show that undeniably influences this very podcast? Hell
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yeah, oh yes, so stoked? Hell yes, well this is one
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of my favorite things, I mean period. Of all the things on task
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Master has to be among them. Yes, it's perfect, it's it's just
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fantastic. And because because you host, because fuck you, that's why.
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Also a panel show. Yes, I mean you must be like me.
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Taskmaster must just consume your life in places. Oh my god, the amount
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of ideas I have stolen from task Master is excessive, but genuinely like how
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can you not love like controlled chaos like it's it's it's genius on every level.
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I feel like, uh, and it's so much fun that we've actually
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done two episodes of task Master on our show in an audio medium. It
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was insane, but the the single, the single best thing that anyone's ever
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heard Stevie spending five minutes trying to come up with a single advert still one
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of my favorite things ever ever and it still makes me cry with laughter when
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I listen to it. Oh man, I'm gonna have to go back in
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the archives and check that one out because it's. Yeah, it sounds amazing
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and a fate as well to produce an audio Taskmaster. Oh yeah, it
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was a lot of work. It was very difficult. It was a lot
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of editing, but when it was so rewarding, beautiful and ultra We watch
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every episode together, so either you're also a big fan or you resent our
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downtime. It is the former huge fan of task Master. I think it's
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one of those shows, Like some people have those shows where they can just
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put it on all the time and rewatch it. The only one I think
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I could do that with is task Master. Some people could do that with
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any show they like. No just task Master because I noticed different funny little
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things each time. At one point we were watching like a best Bits compilation
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or whatever of seasons we'd seen three or four times, and they did something
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and we both just laugh out loud. Again. It's just so joyous.
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Yeah, the little soundbites, the little quotes out of context. It's so
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good for that kind of thing. Yeah, okay, good. You're both
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mega fans. I'm a mega fan. We're all mega fans. But to
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play these games about task Master, you'll each need to pair up with a
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fellow funny fellow. I said fellow twice. Now I've said it three times.
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So, Aaron, who is your teammate today? Well, my fellow
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funny fellow is another fellow from the PF. It's my fellow funny fellow.
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Ogie. Hello, welcome back to the podcast. Hello, how are you
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doing good? Are you guys doing good? Doing good? I'm gonna get
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straight to it. Ogie. Are you also a Taskmaster fan? Well?
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I am. Now we knew we were coming on the show immediately to nice
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to watch this, no I I, and soon I fell in love with
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it. At the moment I watched it, I was actually introduced from our
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show. That was the first time I ever was introduced the test Masters.
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Actually was when they asked me, Hey, you want to be on our
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podcast? Hey do you want to be on task Master on our podcast?
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Oh? Nice? That was literally my first introduction to that show. And
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Ever your debut, Yeah and Ever, Yeah, my debut. That went
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over well, it did. We had a live audience for that one,
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and they loved it. Dude. I was speaking in tongues and wearing a
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German helmet see out of contact stuff. It's hilarious. That was the best
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part anyways. But yeah, I love that show man. It's nice.
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Nice. Every season is a winner, but I mean, yeah, this
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current season is turning me inside out. It's so funny. Sue Perkins and
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Lucy Beaumont is so she's so just wonderfully loopy, Like, yes, are
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so much. She's fantastic. I knew she was married to John Richardson for
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a reason, Like it's very clear now, like they're perfect for each other
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period. Definitely, absolute nonsense people, incredible, fantastic. Aaron and Oki,
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you'll make a great task Master team. But Uldra who is joining you?
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He's a podcaster, a streamer and a veteran. It's Stevie of bfytw
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Oh Stevie, I made it. Yes, I'm excited. I am so
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excited. Oh my gosh, guys, this is gonna be awesome. Hell
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yes, welcome back to the podcast, Stevie. How you doing doing great?
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Doing great? Like happy? Like everybody's here, like some of my
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favorite people are here. Well Jason isn't here. You know why. That's
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right? Okay, hey, everybody who's watching check this out. You can
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probably hear it too. Jason doesn't exist. Okay, this again, this
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again, it's just Matt doing a voice. He just does it and post.
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You know, we're here, we can see what's happening. They pause
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and they wait, and then his add like lines later. It's crazy.
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I mean, yeah, it takes more work than to actually make a friend,
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but we we do it. Uh No, I'm starting to see your
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point, Stevie, because this is three episodes in a row where it's just
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so happened to line up this way. That's too many now, like one
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is like okay, two is a coincidence, Like three is a pattern?
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That's the pattern? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No, you sound
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like one of those rational conspiracy theorists where it's like, yeah, actually,
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I'm starting to see the evidence here, like rational one. See he said
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rational Aron Aaron, it's recorded. If we had that met him that one
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time, we'd think the same. But oh yeah, oh yeah, needing
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him like I'm a gately Bruce Patreon member, I've seen video, so okay,
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give props to video, like your three D skills, because I mean
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you make a pretty convincing three D fake Jason. Yeah, hours of effort.
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The waxwork is really tough because this room gets quite hot, so it
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does start to Matt. That's really why we take breaks like strike to wax.
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Yeah, matthim T salts all the way. I'm a purist, so
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yeah, hashtag Jason don't exist, ye, but okay, patronize Jason's food
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truck anyway, Yeah not imaginary. Yeah he's faked. The truck is real
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because Jason is fake with the food is very real. So Jason based conspiracy
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theories aside. Stevie, are you a fan of Task Master? A fan
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would be considered a fanatic. I am more of just an enthusiast. I
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am not like deep into it, but I've watched a few seasons. Nice
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nice. I really do enjoy the entire concept of task Master. Most recently,
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we haven't catched up with season sixteen, which has been fine. Oh
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god, yeah, you'll make another great team. I think we've got some
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great task Master balanced teams today. It's all it's all fair. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's weird that the captains know more than the teammates, but uh
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yes, usually right. I think it's because this is with it being a
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panel show type thing. It's so mata, it's so we are doing a
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panel show about a panel show. Yeah. Absolutely, well, okay,
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teams, just to let you know, every task today will be a team
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task. So I'd like each pair to come up with a task Master themed
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team name. Please, let's start with Aaron and okay, I've already got
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nailed you do. I had a hand. But I am particularly fond of
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season five finale episode where they sing to rosalind uh and based on that,
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my favorite bit from that whole thing, I would like to call our team
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products of misconception. Ooh, a good reference and a good team name,
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better than anything I had. Yeah, all right with that, all right,
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easy ass, Just products of misconception. I like it. The alternatives
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were the undiverse stripes and also just simply a boat full of piss. Yes,
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I was just gonna my line. I was gonna do like Matthew's chosen,
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just so we can try to see if you can edge in there early.
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I'm not scoring the team name. Yeah, it's it's as much as
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it might help to get into the good graces of the task Master on the
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real show. Somehow I feel that won't work here. Oh yep, I'm
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a concrete wall. Things never look like they do on the shows. So
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we have products of misconception. But let's find out who they'll be facing.
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Audra Steepe, I have a couple on deck nice chest as options, guys,
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I only had one and I didn't reference anything. What is it?
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The Mischief, the mischievous task Moisters? Okay, that's good, Yeah,
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horrible. I like Task Myisters different. I think that's probably one of their
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European spin offs, one of them. It's the German version. Yeah,
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yeah, I love the Taskster. Yeah. Why you answer these questions now?
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We because that the series was made in the nineteen eighties. Yeah.
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The names that I had a couple of them are Mike Wasniak references, which
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is a later season. So TikTok it's task o'clock. Or one of my
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favorite things is when he undermines the vole, So undermine the vole or voles
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comma undermine or no hotspur or some huts. But if we do feel as
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though we have hutspots amount, all right? Is that what you're going with?
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Yeah? Moderate amount of amount? Might these are quite long? Just
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to get into the matter of it all here, These are quite long episode
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titles that might not fit. So can can I go with some hutspur for
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yours? Is some hutspur? Okay? Some are moderate huts, moderate huts,
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moderate hotspur? Good luck spelling cuts. I think I looked argue.
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I think I've got it Google. But also it may come up later in
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the episode, so that might be the reason I know how to spell it.
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So moderate huts, but we got products of misconception versus moderate hutspur task
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Master episode titles. Indeed, I almost suggested the first episode title, which
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was melon buffet. But I'm I'm really pleased with moderate huts. Yeah,
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yeah, I'm going to refer to you by the full title of moderate Please
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do it makes me giggle so hard like the Arts is farmerly known as Prince
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Episode. So I'm good, my quoto's Matt all right? And if you're
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listening to this and thinking, well, you seem like lovely people. But
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isn't task Master that guy from Marvel nuds his order with a little segment we
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like to call passing knowledge. Task Master is a British comedy panel game show
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created by comedian Alex Horn that he hosts with comedian Greg Davies. In the
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program, a group of five celebrities, mainly comedians, attempt to complete a
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series of challenges, with Horn acting as an umpire in each challenge and Davies
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the titular task Master judging the work. Oh you sweet, young Prince oh
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Hi. Points are awarded based on the contestants' performances, but also personal whim
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sound familiar, games Master? Does that sound familiar to you? Yep?
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Yep? I steal thirty three percent of that show. I'll just opened a
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box of pussy. It was a cult hit in the UK, but exploded
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internationally during the pandemic. During unprecedented times, it was comforting to watch,
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pure, lighthearted joy and the world is still shit and will continue to be
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for the next couple of decades, probably, so we need task Master.
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And while we're at it, I would really love some precedented times. Can
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someone provide me with some times which are precedented? Shame that my hands on
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my face. Taskmaster has achieved incredible heights for a British comedy show. Sixteen
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seasons so far, thirteen spinoff shows, and a board game. Can you
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believe it? Guys, they have a board game. In this day and
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age, they don't let anybody have a board game. Taskmaster a board game.
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What they can't take away from me is that I have an absolutely lovely
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day. So, without any further fervor, let's celebrate an iconic bit of
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lovely by saying on with the show. Hey, that's the thing, Greg
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says it is. Thank you, dra Was it fun researching the matter of
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task Master? Had you thought of it in that way? Yeah? I
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knew that there was a ton of spin offs. I did not realize how
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many spinoffs. Yeah, Alex is making that money. Yeah, I can't
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remember if I even counted the junior one that they're gonna do in that thirteen
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of course. Yeah, they're doing a junior one with the Rose and Mike
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wasn't it. Yeah, two of the best. It's gonna be incredible.
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Kids are so dumb, we're going to figure out these tests so quick though
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they're like, oh, yeah, you said this. I think there's some
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things that an adult would be like, oh, this is an easy thing,
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I'll do X y Z. And kids are gonna have hilarious roundabout ways
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and other ones where an adult would be like, I have no idea how
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to go about this. Kid, first try yeah, all confidence? Yeah,
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all right. Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them or something they love
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from this particular fandom, and for the first time ever, in the spirit
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of the prize task from task Master. Once I've heard everyone's muses, I'm
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going to give our players a score from one to four points. I'll rank
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them just like in task Master, and it will affect the final scores.
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Yeah a gasp, exactly first time ever. Task Master is inspiring to me
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because it validated that I can make games and challenges for my friends and that
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as long as I include a Rubbert Duck, I'm not a sociopath. So
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Aaron will start with you what's inspiring you from the world of task Master.
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Well, speaking of Mike Wasniak, one of my favorite contestants on the show
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of all time for a myriad of reasons, but mostly for making me feel
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somewhat normal. Uh. And if you've seen the show, you'll understand what
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I mean, especially when I tell you that I also occasionally suffer from hemorrhoids.
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Oh yeah, yeah, just like Mike. And I always felt a
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little like sad or you know, like less than because I have them.
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But Mike, like just you know, let it out on national so in
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al ways than one. Yeah, exactly, and I felt like seen for
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the first time ever. So in the spirit of that brotherhood, I've decided
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to name my hemorrhoid little Mike Wosniak Credible Beautiful. Look. Look, we
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always say representation is important, yes, and that includes those who have hemorrhoids.
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Goodbies, goodbues. I'm trying to say. I usually say everyone's muse
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is fantastic, but I'm trying to stay like neutral until the scoring time.
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Neutral positivity. But we'll see what number I give you amoids. Okay,
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let's move over to your teammates, Oggie, what's inspiring you from task Master.
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Oh man, it sounds cheesy, but it really truly is is the
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the jokes and the laughter that break out between the contestants and even the the
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host of the show because they make each other laugh. So it it no
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matter what day you're having. That laughter is contagious. Yes, that dopamine
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hit man is nothing else. It is like you want more of it,
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You just want it. And task Mask task Master can clearly like scratch that
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itch in terms of entertainment and just making your day better through laughter. And
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you could tell that even the contestants themselves are having fun. Yeah, it's
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properly organic, like it being an unscripted show, and you can tell that
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banter between them in the studio is less scripted than some other panel shows.
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So yeah, it's just evenff that isn't scripted. It's like okay and like
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but they then they get like the host going like a yes, the laughing
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and just it's all over them. Yeah, so joyous, it's great,
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it's good. Such if I say, Banta is your musean nice good stuff?
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Jo Spanter joyous, Spanta banter Comma joyous, I'll write, Okay,
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we will move on over to moder Hutspa and Stee Stevie. What's inspiring you
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from task From task Master? This is something uh that I've I've noticed throughout
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the series and I truly do love it and I actually look forward to every
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episode that I did watch. My muse is actually fancy socks. So I
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love that. You gotta you got like the the that Davies and Horn they
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always wear these really cool elebetts. So so so strengthen the bomb between the
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US and the UK. I present you, guys, the Blue and Stars
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socks. Oh my god, I love them. It's the unity between our
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two shows, the only two panel shows that are worth anything on the internet
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today. Yeah, the ones we haven't discovered yet. So I'm gonna I'm
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gonna hang out right there. But he's on my team, so it's great,
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well done, well done, And I must say they do they match
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my jacket? They I love those socks dressed after this sippermut Ser, Okay,
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that's a. That's a good punt for the four points. I always
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love a reveal of a prop hitten. That's a that's fantastic stuff. And
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finally, Adrop, what is inspiring you from task Master? I think it
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falls under the umbrella of the concept of friendship, but I will elaborate.
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We do have the board game. I mentioned it in the passing knowledge segment.
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We have the board game. Y'all do too. It's incredible. We've
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played it. Like every time we've played it, someone surprises me and I
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understand it. Everybody thinks that their friends are great. God, the people
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that we have met and built relationships with are so phenomenal, Like that Present
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Company included like, oh, it's just oh, we built such great friendships
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and just to see, like we'll do a task and I didn't know that
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like one of our friends, Adam can tell time immediately, like stand up
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in one minute exactly. He was within like a tenth of a second.
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Wow, Like like make a surprising cup of tea? I think Jason,
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like you genuinely went, what Matt when he gave you a surprising cup of
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tea? It's your friends can continually surprise you. And that's so fun.
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Yes, so the concept of friendship, but playing task master with your friends,
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yes, I like that. That's wholesome. You get the one from
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the heart, yeah, get the hearts. Yeah. Wow, this is
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this is tough. I now I now see what before you decide the scores,
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you did say, yes you enjoy a good reveal? Should I reveal
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my hemorrhoid? Well, all patrons, you're in for a treat. This
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is normally hidden behind and only fans paywall. Here we go, Oh this,
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you know what? This is so tough that I'm going to do that
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thing that Greg normally does, and I'm going to bump up the max score
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to five and say that no one is getting one point. It's gonna be
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it's gonna be two, three, four, five because Greg does that,
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so I can do it nice precedent precedented times times I'm gonna give I'm gonna
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give two points to Ogie for the banter. Look. Oh yeah, I've
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got to be cruel, don't I. You can thank me for a doggy
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Yes, I too, thought your your muse was a little lackluster. Okay,
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even though I agree with the sentiments, I'm gonna give three points to
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Audra because yeah, Taskmaster with Friends is absolutely fun. But I would be
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showing too much favoritism if I put you at the four or five. Yeah,
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because I also lived those experiences. Then okay, I'm gonna go down
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to a hemorrhoid and a pair of socks. It is so often in life.
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I'm gonna go I'm gonna go four for the hemorrhoid and five for the
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socks. And it's purely because if those socks had just come from the desk,
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it would have been the other way around. But the reveal from the
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hack. Yeah, another pair of socks on two These socks I got for
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Christmas last year. There's even more socks to come, so the form of
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unity. Yes, all right, well we're starting off on the backfoot,
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dog, Can I just have one point so I could forget about the hemorrhyn
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the rest of the show. For the first time ever, we have scores
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at the end of the mew section, and those scores are products of misconception
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are on six points. Moderate hutspur are on eight points. Yes, right,
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teams, Let's take a listen to what we recorded six months earlier and
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look towards the big screen of round one. We didn't record anything, don't
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panic, we didn't want. Yeah. I'm like, I'm watching the two
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of them slowly lose their minds. I'm like, joke, you ever just
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kind of slowly like got into like a long distance stare. I know your
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sonars, but you have heard of a bit of a bit of what classic
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round one is called task Master and why it is called that is about to
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become apparent in this game. I'm going to give our teams clues to a
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contestant who has appeared on task Master. Name them and you get a point,
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pretty easy, right, Well, that's not all. One member of
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the team must then hold that contestant's name like a musical note or sound our
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time, how long each of you can hold that note, and whichever team
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manages to hold their note the longest wins a bonus three points. At the
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end of the round, there will be four questions for each team, so
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each player gets two attempts at holding a note. And it's a riff on
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a game from Alex Horn's Fantastic podcast. But this podcast it's all about remix
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culture anyway, so it's fine. It's fine. So, for example,
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if the answer was Alex Horn, you would say the answer alex Horn to
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get the point, but then have an attempt at saying alex Horn until you
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run out of breath and it hopefully pays off. In an audio medium,
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we'll see, Oh my gosh for everybody. Okay, so we will begin
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with a question for products of misconception. The little short paragraph that is clues
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to a task Master contestant, you know his name. It shouldn't be too
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challenging for you. You won't have to look off menu for this guy's repertoire.
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And if you know nothing about this party gata, you can always give
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him a ketter ring. Okay, do I say it first and then try
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and hold it? Yes, Okay, it's James a Castor. It absolutely
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is James a Caster. There's a point, and now I will start timing
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as soon as the the last note of your James A Casta begins and just
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keep going for as long as you can. James A Castor. Yeah,
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he was less strong, so hard. I'm sitting here strong like like no
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stop it. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be staring you down, laughing my
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ass off every time you try you best, and I'll put I'll put some
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like royalty free music underneath something in the edit. Currently the record to beat
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is twenty two point zero two seconds. Is the is the gambit that has
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been set forth by Aaron there longer damn it? Well, there's going to
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be seven more attempts between yes. So let's see if someone again. Okay,
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let's have a clue to a contestant for moderate Hutber. She's the queen
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of the roast and isn't as plastic as car would have you believe. This
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duchess is a stand up mom who married her high school sweetheart, a Canadian
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who loves all things Kardashian. Any idea who this is? I know who
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it is? I do which one of us? Oh? You can say
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the answer first for the points? Okay, Katherine Ryan, Yeah it is
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Katherine Ryan. Good stuff, good stuff. Do you want to do it
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or do you want to mean to? I mean I can try at this
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altitude. Well, okay, whenever you're ready, order Katherine Ryan. That's
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it. That's it. Sixteen point four eight sessions. So not knocking Aaron
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off the top spot. Good effort. I could start to hear my heartbeat
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and then I started to panic. It's stuff, good stuff, this is
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fun. It's just people kind of groaning into a microphone time it popped up,
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are you playing music? And I was like, technically kind of set
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up a professional audio in audio settings. Thanks soom Okay, back on over
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to Products of Misconception, where either of you can answer, but it will
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be Aggie's turn to hold the note. And here is the clue to your
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contestant. This legend of British comedy has something of a Satsuma complex. He
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always tells the truth and would never lie to you. He'll sin on a
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big night out, but these days he's usually gone fishing. Okay, I'm
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pretty sure that's Bob Mortimer. It is Bob Mortimer. There's a points and
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argue best of luck, so whenever you're ready, So it's at the end
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of his name, last name. Yes, yeah, I guess right with
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the first, but you'd have to make sure to get the rest out.
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Yeah. Yeah, you get there at the end, Bob Mortimer, Bob
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Mortimer, and you didn't even take a deep breath first. I'm like,
31:04
dude, I know, without a deep breath. That was a really good,
31:08
really good attempt. Nineteen point four to seven seconds I've got here.
31:12
Wow, it's pretty close deep breath. Maybe next time you'll have you'll have
31:18
another attempt. Yeah, which I haven't decided if I regret or not in
31:22
this game. Maybe we should play in the one folks, So moderate hudsper.
31:32
Here is your next clue, and it will be Stevie to hold the
31:33
note. Loves the bake off, but soda others. But he's also a
31:37
buzzed cock, so I'll drop his pronoun. Another surrealist with a flashy style,
31:44
and to top it all off, he's got a mighty boosh. Okay,
31:48
so, Stevie Ordre, do you know who this is? I do?
31:52
This is no fielding. It is no fielding. So there's a point.
32:00
It's a ding. You're looking to hold a ding here, Stevie.
32:01
Oh gosh, I haven't held a ding in a while. Oh shut up,
32:07
it was just this morning. You mean your doctor held your ding?
32:15
Alright, whenever you're ready, Stevie, no fielding? Nice? Holy shit?
32:47
What we haven't you winner? We haven't you leader? It definitely as
32:51
Oggie was gesturing. It definitely sounded like there was a fly in the studio.
32:58
But that was twenty five point eight two seconds. We've got a new
33:04
leader, bitch, Okay? Should we should? We have four more clues
33:10
and four more noises? Yeah, so, products of misconception, here is
33:17
your next clue. This actress is Bridget Jones's best friend. She'll start by
33:22
smacking the pony if you let her finish with Veep, the voice of the
33:28
Undtables and one of a handful who have dated another contestant. These do get
33:32
tougher. You're not You're kidding. I don't know it. I'd have to
33:40
take a stab stab away. Is it ashling B. It's a good guess,
33:46
but it's not ashling B. Damn it's Sally Phillips. Oh yeah,
33:53
well no, I wouldn't have gotten that off any of the clues in there,
33:57
because I I think I just know w we're from test Master. Unfortunately,
34:00
Yeah, yeah, definitely. I was going to make these like the
34:02
eight most obvious people, and then I was like, no, I need
34:05
to make it cruel and tough in the spirit of task Master. But you
34:10
still have a chance to take an attempt at Stevie's record, even though no
34:15
point for Sally Phillips herself. So whenever you're ready, Aaron, Sally Philip,
34:42
I had little gaff that. I think I had little gaff. I'm
34:44
gonna I'm gonna stop it. You didn't was there was a little little drop
34:50
in one of the little one of the little cracks. I think it was.
34:53
I think it was your imagination, sir, uh it was. It
35:00
was close as well. It was twenty four seconds twenty four point three to
35:05
five, so not quite beating Stevie's, but a good effort. I like
35:07
the strategy as well, ripped up by a terrible judge or no, fuck,
35:15
you don't know. I'm mad now I had that. I could have
35:25
gone for another five more seconds easy, So you guys say five more minutes?
35:30
Oh god, okay, we will move back on over to moderate HUTSBA
35:36
for another clue. She's a loose woman, but that's not an insult,
35:39
just a fact, a stand up late bloomer who is now successful across the
35:45
UK. And if you strictly don't recognize her, you can say I'm sorry,
35:50
I didn't know. I wish I knew names better. Is it is
35:53
that oddre? Is it the older lady with the big glasses. I think
35:58
I think it's you, but I don't know her last name. I mean
36:01
only the one Judy though, so they would count right. No. I
36:05
think I think Judy Garland's been on task paster. She's too American and dead.
36:15
I think I comedians are all about their brands, their first name surname.
36:20
I don't think I can give you just Judy fucking Judy, right,
36:27
why don't you have a more common name. I'm so mad at myself.
36:31
I should know her name. She was so fun. No, we can't
36:37
play that game. Okay, I'm gonna turn you out. You'll still have
36:40
a chance to say her name, but it's Judy Love Love. Yeah,
36:45
you're gonna hate yourself for it. Yeah, okay, Odra, it'll be
36:47
you saying Judy Love's name and holding it like a note out of respect for
36:52
forgetting her surname. Yeah, whenever you're ready, go for it, Judy
36:55
Love. There we go. There, that's gone seventeen point six seconds.
37:21
Your notes are better than everyone else is. I'll say that. I think
37:23
I'm putting more air into it. Dare you? First of all, he
37:30
misreads of silence in mine? And now he's you like to make fun of
37:37
my looks while you're at it, Just go ahead sing it brought up the
37:39
hemorrhoid? Was I did? I did? I should be more insulting,
37:45
shouldn't I? That's what That's what Greg would do to That's what I expected,
37:47
especially before. Yeah, why me chastised? Okay? Thanks? Yeah,
37:58
I just I don't know how to be that middle level. Mean,
38:00
I could be like, all right, your bunch of cunts. I don't
38:07
know how honestly, that just sounds yeah, sure, you know, yeah,
38:12
endearing, it's cute. Yeah, after the show, he's married.
38:24
That's stopped me before. We've got one more clue for each team, and
38:30
Stevie and Oggie will therefore have one attempt each at beating Well. I guess
38:35
Stevie, you could extend your own record because you're in the lead with twenty
38:38
five seconds and then some change. So here is the clue for Products of
38:46
Misconception getting tougher and tougher. Another actress who is something of a dairy Girl,
38:52
although she's from Galway. She made her film debut with a Barbie cameo,
38:58
but it's best known for gossip around Bridgeton. Oh sorry, and this
39:04
is the one I don't know. There's only one. There's only one person
39:13
who's ever been on Taskmaster, who I'm pretty sure was on Dairy Girls,
39:20
and I think she was on one of the New Year's Eve treats, just
39:23
one of the one shots. I can't remember her last name. I want
39:28
to say, Charlotte Church. But it's not. It's not Charlotte Church.
39:35
But that's a good guess and may have been one of the people on New
39:37
Year's treat in fact, or if not, she'd be good for it.
39:42
It's it's Nicola Coughlin or Nicola Coughlin, the Irish actress. No, never
39:46
would have got that, but that's okay. It's not about that. It's
39:50
about saying her name for the longest But whenever you're ready, Oka, Nicola
40:00
Cochlan Cockland, Yeah, Cochlan, hold the land. Yeah. Well,
40:04
people would say at nineties gaming, just hold it low, but try and
40:08
keep it loud so that somebody doesn't read a silence that isn't there. Look,
40:16
the recording willipse of me. It's like, wait a minute, like
40:19
Stevie's hand is literally on our audio mixer, son of a bit, but
40:25
I didn't hands up. There'll be a full investigation, all right, go
40:34
for it, okay, Nikola Cocklan, Nikola Cochlan. Those are dips.
40:59
Those are those dips in and out. I'm stopping that one. Very good
41:01
though, dude, Yeah, twenty point five seconds. I can't remember if
41:07
that's worse, no better than your previous attempt. But let's say it was
41:09
better. Yeah, okay, and the final contestant for moderate hutsper to decode.
41:19
Here it is this athlete retired in twenty twenty three, but only after
41:22
winning four Olympic gold medals. He's the only person to ever conquer the cube.
41:29
He's got a unique hand sign. But respect this commander and call him
41:32
sir oh no farah, Yes it is Mo Farah. I can't hold the
41:43
notes, Aaron don't have anymore. I I am furious. They got questions.
41:47
They get the stone with no lungs somehow beats the guy with the biggest
41:53
lungs in the bread room. It's fine, it's it's fine. Rigged.
42:04
I'm pulling the trump card. I mean, Stevie, you've won. Here's
42:07
the thing, You've won the bonus points. Would you just say it?
42:10
Just say it was Mo Ferer. There you go, There you go.
42:16
That was it zero point five seconds holding there for us. But Stevie had
42:21
the record time with twenty five point eight two seconds and so gets the three
42:25
points. Woo yes, yes, damn human. Well that's the end of
42:36
round one. Let's ask little Alex Horn to calculate the scores and show us
42:40
those filthy things he looks at on that tablet. I'm convinced it's hardcore pornography.
42:46
We can it. Okay, those scores are I can tell by Aaron's
42:51
face that Aaron knows which way these scores are. Products of misconception are on
42:54
eight points, but moderate hutsper are in the lead with fourteen points. Oh,
43:00
double digits. Great job you're kicking. But now I couldn't hold them
43:06
note for more than sixteen seconds. I didn't get any answers right, see
43:09
together, we're teams or teams? Yes, okay. Up next is round
43:15
two, But first some ads. I lifted this kind of ad transition from
43:20
the copy used on task Master, except I usually link it to the fandom
43:23
we're covering. Only the fandom this time is task Master. So now my
43:28
brain hurts because its references all the way down. The words I'm saying right
43:31
now are a reference. See you after this. Round two is a new
43:40
game that will probably be only played in this episode, and it's called Mass
43:45
Tasker. We're going to see how many Taskmaster themed mini tasks our pairs can
43:50
complete in five minutes. It should be chaos. It probably will be.
43:53
Let's find out with each team taking turns, they will have five minutes to
43:59
choose the task behind ten different numbers, completing as many as possible for one
44:04
point each. The tasks are similar but different for both teams. You can
44:08
pass and come back to a task later on, and I'll keep track of
44:12
which tasks you've completed and which ones you still need to come back to,
44:15
and there'll just be one big five minute timer and we'll stop whenever you've completed
44:20
all ten tasks or when the time runs out. So nice, I'm going
44:25
to offer products of misconception. Would you like to go first or second?
44:29
Let's go second so we can see what we're in for, or at least
44:31
have an idea what we're in for. Okay, Okay, that means that
44:36
moderate hutsber will be going first. So I'll say the time has started,
44:43
and then you just name a number between one and ten. It's up to
44:45
you the order you do it in, and I'll read out the tasks as
44:49
we go. Awesome, are you both ready? I'm ready? Number?
44:52
We should choose two? So this is awesome? Heck yeah, yeah,
44:57
pick the first one. Okay, your time starts now nine nine. Between
45:05
the two of you, burp five audible burps. That's five. I kind
45:10
of five. There's a point good stuff breathing just in intervals two two.
45:21
Find either a rubber duck, a pineapple, or a potato and hold it
45:24
up to the camera. I don't have any of those things in here.
45:30
Oh duck anywhere you can leave the room. And also, Stevie, you
45:39
can still be saying numbers if you like. There's a duck. It's a
45:43
little a duck written on a card. Oh, rubber duck. It says
45:46
rubber duck, a pineapple or a potato, hardboard duck. Nice? Try
45:52
pass come back to Yeah, you can come back to it. Three yeah,
45:55
three, Sing a little fifteen second ditty about Greg Davies. Greg is
46:01
the Taskmaster. He is a guy. He's on sixteen seasons. He sometimes
46:09
last. Gregg is a man. He is tall, and so is Alex
46:15
Horn. He is also tall. Yeah, there we got lovely stuff you
46:19
can or six oh four. Let let's go. Let's go for call someone
46:27
you know who isn't on this zoom and get them to say you've got no
46:30
hutspa. I basically I am incapable of doing that. I think Stevie might
46:35
be on it. Can I do another one? While he's doing that.
46:39
Absolutely, while he's doing that, I'm gonna find a pineapple or potato.
46:44
I have to say to say. You've got to get them to say you've
46:47
got no hutspa into the microphone so we can hear it. Yeah, change
46:52
the speaker phone. Hey, I got I got gotta have you say you've
46:57
got no hootspa. Yes, yes, that's a pine good stuff. Number
47:07
six, Number six, Altra has just got some potatoes that counts. Hold
47:15
them up to the camera. Potatoes. Nice. And then Stevie said,
47:20
six, Mi'm a scene from American history for me to guess what you're doing.
47:27
Two separate ones, Steve, I'm gonna go with Stevie's. Stevie,
47:30
is it the assassination of Abraham Lincoln? Nice? Good stuff? That's a
47:35
point. Say anything is correct? For god? Do we have to do
47:43
one one? Name five male task Master contestants who weren't mentioned in round one.
47:50
Richard Herring, Fuck, Joe Thomas, Dan Brown, you've got too
47:58
so far? Okay? Joe Rickson? Oh no, we mentioned him?
48:05
Ah? How many? How many men have been uh we've mentioned ed boy
48:12
not in the round ed gamble um ship I ran up stairs. Men are
48:22
forgettable? Yeah, Johnny Vegas, Yes, you got four? One more?
48:27
M any other men? Who are other men? Ramesh Ringan, Nathan,
48:35
Yes, they go. There's there's a point. Do you number five?
48:37
Yes? One of you must keep one hand over your head for the
48:40
rest of the task. Okay, okay, Steve, he's got that seven.
48:46
Seven, Make a hot beverage and slurp it loudly near the microphone.
48:51
You've got one minute left, pass you got ten ten. One of you
48:57
must say tree wizard every ten second for the rest of the task. Tree
49:00
Wizard. I got a later hold on. Check it out, Tree Wizard.
49:12
Nice. Stevie's hand is still up there. You've You've still got one
49:15
number left to say tree Wizard, and I forgot no keep saying true wizard
49:22
a A give Matt three unique compliments, Tree Wizard. Your hair looks really
49:29
nice today. I really like the jacket. Tree Wizard. I think,
49:34
uh that you're hosting this really well. Thank you. Ten seconds left.
49:42
You've just got the one of make a hot beverage and slip it loudly near
49:44
the microphones. That you didn't you didn't make it. You didn't you've not
49:50
made that within the time. Ah, and it's cold now, but that's
49:54
not hot. That's your time an order forgot to say tree wizard the end
50:00
there, But Stevie did keep his hand above his head, so Steve,
50:02
there's a point for Stevie keeping the hand above his head, but not for
50:07
that. So I make it. You got eight out of ten there,
50:09
Awesome. I don't know, okay, I can bring my hand out.
50:13
I don't trust this. Yeah, Oh my goodness, all right, how
50:22
was that? Guys? It was fun? I couldn't remember men. I'm
50:27
gonna be holl and, I asked, out of those building, aren't I
50:30
strong possibility? In which case I'll just send you and yeah, yeah,
50:34
yeah, send me at least if I eat ship, let me lock the
50:38
doors for real. Cool. If you have a button for that on your
50:45
not doing it again. So they're going to be kind of similar but kind
50:51
of different in terms of the tasks that you have. Your five minutes starts
50:57
now one one of you must keep one hand in front of your face for
51:00
the rest of the task. It can be hovering in front of your face
51:05
if you want. Next two burp, five audible burps. That's the only
51:14
one. That's the same, all right, Yeah, they got us.
51:22
Five, that's a point. Three Make an iced beverage and slip it loudly
51:28
near the microphone. Four one of you must say hemorrhoid every ten seconds for
51:36
the rest of the task. Five Name five female task Master contestants who weren't
51:44
mentioned in round one. Hemorrhoids. Rosine Connedy, Yeah, hemorrhoids, Sophie
51:52
Duker, Yeah, hemorrhoid, Lucy beaumunt hemorrhoids, Superkin, Susan Wacoma.
52:00
There you go. There's five. There's a point, and they all have
52:04
emorrhids. Hemoroid. Six. Six, Mi'm a scene from American history for
52:09
me to guess that isn't the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Hemorrhoid. Uh uh
52:16
hemorrhoid, uh, hemoroid, hemorrhoids. Oh, the moon landing, Yes,
52:35
thanks, the moon landing. Yes they God, there's a point.
52:37
Hemorrhoids. Seven. Sing a little fifteen second ditty about Alex Horn. Alex
52:44
Horn has hammerroyds his butt. Alex Horn has hammorrhoids. They make you say
52:52
what yeah, five more seconds. Horn has hemoroids, he has them in
52:57
his face. Alex Horn has hammorhoids. He'll take them into space. Oh
53:02
beautiful, what a song. There's there's a point and also a point for
53:07
Oggie for the sipping and slurping and beverage. I'm still hearing the hemorrhoids.
53:12
This is good. This give Matt three unique insults. Your face looks like
53:17
a hemorrhoid. Yes, hemorrhoid. Your suit is louder than anything on this
53:24
podcast. Yeah, hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid, and your accent's kind of all over
53:31
the place. That's three insults. That's good stuff. That's a point nine.
53:37
Hemorrhoid. Find a cow, a lime, or an egg and hold
53:42
it up to the camera. Hemorhoid. Ten and ten. Call someone you
53:47
know who isn't on this zoom and get them to say, am I the
53:52
spider? Oh no, there's so many tasks on top of it. Hemorrhoid.
54:00
Uh uh, hemorrhoid. But it looks like you have a headache,
54:05
camoroid. Hemorrhoid. Oh boy, looking forward to this. Oh I tried
54:21
still hemorhoid. I tried previous person on the show, Caroline Noruala, but
54:23
she's not available. Hemorrhoids. You've got ninety seconds left. So plenty of
54:30
people to try. I guess, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoids. Please be
54:38
careful. What am I supposed to do with the egg? Hey? Hold
54:44
it up? Hold it up to the camera, a hemorrhoids. Can you
54:49
do me a favorite CJ and say, am I the spider? Am I
54:52
the spider? Heid? Thank you that Steph, I'll let you know what's
54:58
what. Thanks. By as far as I could tell to get the full
55:05
ten points, all that needs to happen is for the next forty five seconds,
55:07
Aaron needs to say hemorrhoids, holding his hands in front of his face.
55:12
Emrod, Oh my god, because I don't think you passed on any
55:16
of them. Memor just thirty more seconds of this. I'm glad this on
55:30
video. I really, I'm glad this is on video. Memord hemorrhoid,
55:37
hemorrhoid. Fifteen seconds hemorrhoid. I mean, in a way I did this
55:45
to myself. Hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid. Yeah, five seconds for three one,
55:52
last two memorid. Well there's the last hemorrhoids. You can remove your hand
55:55
from your face and stop saying hemorrhoid. What a fantastic performance, What a
56:00
team. That was great, good God, the full pots and you know
56:08
what it's I'm gonna I'm going to give a bonus point as well to the
56:12
team. I'm going to give you eleven points because that was just great teamwork.
56:16
I loved how was the runner because he heard I read come back to
56:24
some stress, ash, I gotta go fight a fucking wrong and I'm chanting
56:39
hemorrhoids. Another unique compliment. We're inside you make us do these things,
56:50
Matt. Let's let's thank the genius mind of Alex Horn. It would not
56:58
be possible. But that's fantastic guy. It's good. Wow, good round
57:02
for everyone there. Wow, well that's the end of the round. If
57:07
we can about breathe, Let's get some nerds on the internet to make a
57:12
spreadsheet to display all of the latest scores. Those scores are products of misconception.
57:19
Are on nineteen points with moderate hudsper still in the lead with twenty two
57:23
points. Yes, we've made up. That's the important thing, right,
57:29
that has made up Round three? Next? Sorry about that spreadsheet comment,
57:37
nerds, I am one of you. I know task Master fans are passionate,
57:42
so please direct that passion into rating us five stars. Thank you so
57:45
much, soe you after this? Okay. Round three is a new game
57:53
called Reaction Stations. It's the game in which our players will have to describe
57:58
an iconic Taskmaster moment with only genuine TikTok comments and reactions for clues. Our
58:05
teams will have the option of two clues, first, an emoji based reaction
58:08
for two points, then a text comment for one point, and teams can
58:13
guess based on the emojis, and if they're wrong, we'll still move on
58:15
to the text comment. You can just have a stab in the dark.
58:19
Okay? Cool? So free stab at two points, free stab at two
58:22
points, more definite stab at one point. J okay. So we will
58:27
begin with products of misconception. Your first three emojis that I now have to
58:30
describe over audio are musical note emoji, candle emoji, musical note emoji,
58:37
and these were all genuine reactions underneath the TikTok clips of these these tasks.
58:44
Was it the task and Brew festival where they had to sing to Rosalind?
58:47
Was that it? It absolutely is the Taskingberry Festival. That's two points.
58:52
Good step farrlack hole. You're thinking like I don't remember a candle. But
58:58
then I thought maybe they used the candle as like holding the lighter up because
59:01
one of the songs was genuinely a really good song and the other song freaking
59:07
funny. Yes, so it was like a double whammy of awesomeness, And
59:10
so I was like, that's the musical test that stands out the most in
59:15
my mind. So yeah, I got lucky, good good not And it
59:20
is a fantastic task as well, like, like you said, both songs
59:22
so good for different reasons. Oh yeah, I love the Bob Mortimer at
59:27
the start of that task as well, when he walks into the room and
59:30
it's just like do we strike you? Questions didn't make any sense. First
59:36
question, do we strike you? An question? Do you eat meats?
59:44
That's a good question, all right, moderate hutzper. Here are your emojis?
59:51
Which iconic task Master moment is this? We have shaving emoji? Okay,
59:57
emoji, alarm clock emoji? Ah, you know it are wow?
1:00:02
I do do it? Do it? Is this when Mike Wozniak did the
1:00:08
mohawk, shaved himself a mohawk? It absolutely is that For the Studio prize
1:00:15
task. Yes, when I shaved a legit mohawk for the last episode,
1:00:22
and I would I would, I would not of the emojis good task Master
1:00:29
knowledge from both teams. Are there any favorite prize tasks that come to mind?
1:00:32
I know Mike's mohawk is pretty much in her. That's pretty incredible.
1:00:37
If if you ever watched the I think it's the Australian version, or it
1:00:42
might be it might be the New Zealand version. There's there's an actress I
1:00:45
think on the first the first series of the New Zealand version of task Master
1:00:52
who so thoroughly destroyed every prize test. Like she she she fully understood how
1:00:59
to work the prize ask and she kneels at every single time. They're all
1:01:01
hilarious. Her first name is Angela. I can't remember her last name,
1:01:05
but she's so funny. Lansbury, Yeah, no not. Could you imagine
1:01:09
if before she passed she did anyway? Yeah, that's the one. Just
1:01:15
she'd bring a typewriter in every time. That's it very specific reference. She
1:01:22
could only be on until there was murdering Cabit Cove, so like five minutes.
1:01:24
Yeah, exactly when are we doing murder? She wrote gately, But
1:01:31
I'm the most view'd and listened to so many like, oh my god,
1:01:38
I guarantee you all all the fans, Yeah, Angela Fansbury, all the
1:01:45
fans Burys. Okay, let's have another emoji based clue. We've not even
1:01:52
had to hear the text based comments. Yet another emoji based clue for products
1:01:55
of misconception. Here it is. Your three emojis are the skull and crossbones
1:02:00
emoji, the skull and crossbones emoji, and the birthday cake emoji. Oh
1:02:06
oh, this has to be when Lisa Tarbuck got Alex Ord to sit his
1:02:13
naked ass on a cake. Absolutely that strives afterwards and says to Lisa it
1:02:22
was so in mes it she just lo she has to like basically run away
1:02:31
laughing. It's so yeah, it's such a good moment. But he now
1:02:37
has a profitable only fans. That's true. Yeah, it has a name,
1:02:42
doesn't it. It's like a thing. Yeah. I think I learned
1:02:44
it from Sophie Duker, who we mentioned earlier. I think it's splashing,
1:02:47
splashing, splashing splashing of the birthday cake. Yeah, somehow the word is
1:02:52
worse than the actual. I don't have a problem with the word moist.
1:02:55
That's fine to me, but splosh might be a thing that I don't love
1:03:00
to start using them more now, Yeah, never mind almost works, Okay,
1:03:09
more more excellent knowledge. Alex gets to do a few of his borderline
1:03:15
fetish things on this show. I think like this season in particular, Susan
1:03:19
Wakoma has got Alex to do a lot of things like yeah, lick the
1:03:22
underwear and yeah we underwear bastard and all that stuff. Yeah, it's just
1:03:31
it's a fetish show. Okay, over to moderate hutspur. Here is your
1:03:37
next set of emoji clues. Let's see if the streak can continue. Dancing
1:03:42
woman emoji, sparkles emoji, crying, laughing emoji. Oh immediately know this
1:03:53
one. But if we if we make a guess yes and it's wrong,
1:04:00
do we get a chance at the Absolutely, you get a chance for one
1:04:03
point with the text. I like that I have a guess in this season,
1:04:14
this currently airing season. Susan her outfit is Sequence, and as she
1:04:20
mentions, she went to drama school, so there is one where she has
1:04:26
her drama school like. She does like the performance of head, shoulders,
1:04:30
knees, and toes, but she also dances like the guy in front of
1:04:36
the car washes. Yeah, so I'm gonna say because that one was specifically
1:04:45
dancing, I'm going to say that it's that. Okay, well she mimics
1:04:47
the dancing, it's not that. And I feel bad for letting you go
1:04:49
on for so long. No, no, you don't. You don't feel
1:04:55
bad, But I can't give you. I can't give you the text that
1:04:58
was tougher emojis because I to go off of real emojis that were on the
1:05:01
comment section. At least she'll live forever now that it's named after her.
1:05:06
Is your text based comments? There is? At least she'll live forever now
1:05:13
that it's named after her. I know what it is. When I hear
1:05:15
what the answer is, I'm gonna write you are dumb, you are,
1:05:21
But I don't know if I'm going to think of it. You're going to
1:05:24
pass. I think I unless you've got something, I have nothing. Can
1:05:29
I say what I think it is if they don't get it? Yes,
1:05:31
yes, but not for a point? Yeah that's fine. Just a shameless
1:05:35
that's it. Yeah, pretty spiritual? All right? Is that a pass?
1:05:40
Yeah? Okay, on with the shaming, Aaron. I believe this
1:05:43
is when Jessica Knappett fell off the stick. Yes it is. You're supposed
1:05:49
to do an outrageous walk and hit a bongo in exactly nine seconds. Yes,
1:05:55
but she was blindfolded, fell off the stick. Oh my god,
1:05:59
Oh my god. And for the yeah. For then after whenever they use
1:06:01
that stage extender thing, they called it the nap it. It's kind of
1:06:06
like an Injuries can happen in tasks, as we know Ogi, as you
1:06:11
ran back in carrying an egg. Yeah, it's a dangerous dang ah streak
1:06:18
streak broken. But I've got one more question for each pair, So back
1:06:24
on over to products of misconception. Here are your three emojis chicken emoji,
1:06:30
furious face emoji, hippo emoji. Hm. The hippo emoji confuses me.
1:06:39
There is one that immediately comes to mind. Do you want to take a
1:06:44
stab? I kind of do. Yeah, I mean I don't know what
1:06:47
I'm looking at you for. You you know this less than I do.
1:06:54
There was one task where the goal was to get twelve legs onto a red
1:06:59
spot in the middle of somebody's yard and uh allon before the contestants got to
1:07:03
do it with dogs. However, one contestant did it with chickens and is
1:07:06
the only person who did. And I can't remember her name for the life
1:07:10
of me, but she got upset about it. Uh that's that's that's the
1:07:15
best guess I have. I'm afraid I don't think it's right though. It's
1:07:19
yeah, it's you know, it's not that one. But that is a
1:07:23
good that does have chicken conic. But it was. It was the only
1:07:25
one I could think of where someone got mad over chickens, head over chicken.
1:07:30
Unless I'm forgetting something, which I'm very well. Maybe, well,
1:07:31
let's go to the text. All right, here comes the text. She's
1:07:35
reminded me why I stopped playing pictionary. Oh, oh, now I get
1:07:41
it. Oh yeah, this was poor Richard Herring and I can't remember the
1:07:47
actress's name, but they were doing they had to draw three lines at a
1:07:51
time. Yeah, that we doubt. It was freaking out because it was
1:07:54
a hippo. It was very clearly hippo. And he just kept saying things
1:07:57
like caterpillar cat. Uh yeah, in his defense, like I didn't get
1:08:03
hippo until like very near the end, like saying because she did a line
1:08:09
like right down the front of the face and that makes me think of like,
1:08:12
you know, like a cat that sort, you know. And then
1:08:15
then she did what she described as waves, but they very much looked like
1:08:18
tall bits of grass that like a big cat would be hiding in. Yeah,
1:08:24
but it was the way she just absolutely lost her mind at Richard's and
1:08:27
he just stood there taking it. Yep, yeah, peck, Yes,
1:08:32
that's what the chicken emoji was. No, that's what the that's what the
1:08:34
other team had to draw. Was that weird? Okay, yeah, that's
1:08:40
that's how that fits all right as a point. Yeah, absolutely, I
1:08:45
was tough. And here is the final one for moderate Hutspur. Just two
1:08:50
emojis this time that I could find under it, a potato and a flag.
1:08:55
I know this one because gone and dude got disclosified because his foot barely
1:09:00
touched the red stupid and everybody got it like right away. Yeah, that
1:09:05
that is it, and it is stupid easy, and it's not fair that
1:09:08
it is stupid easy. But there's two points step good stuff, I hoped,
1:09:13
yes, yeah, because I didn't remember that one. Yes, this
1:09:17
is so unfortunate because we just watched this. The only one you could have
1:09:30
just said the potato and that's like easily the one to go to. Yeah,
1:09:32
it was tough because I was struggling to find other iconic clips that had
1:09:38
emojis underneath them. And I absolutely should have rearranged this question so it was
1:09:42
like more towards the beginning, and it would have had the structure of seeming
1:09:45
more fair. But hey, heyho potato, that's the game. TikTok potato
1:09:51
oclock. All right, that's the end of round three. Let's consult the
1:09:58
Golden Portraits and Waxy graphics to see the latest scores. We can't afford that
1:10:03
the scores are it's catching up even more. Products of misconception are on twenty
1:10:08
four points. Moderate Hutspur on twenty six points. There's just two points in
1:10:12
it now, wow, And anyone can still win in the quick fire round,
1:10:17
of course, especially this time. But before we get to the quick
1:10:21
fire around, let's talk prizes. This week's star prize is the concept of
1:10:26
play. It's important to remember to engage with play, especially as an adult.
1:10:30
Not everything has to mean something. Guys. Sometimes you've just got to
1:10:34
play with yourself and that's it. Yeah, or others. You can play
1:10:39
with others too, Yeah, that's fine. I recommend that Daddy's going to
1:10:47
make money. He's telling me every week Hemoroid cam Live, please stop playing
1:10:58
with your hemorrhy just playing with little Mike wasniek, what's the problem we all
1:11:05
wish? Sorry Mike, Mike, no your hemorright. But our winning team
1:11:12
will also receive a gold bust of my big stupid head. But it's made
1:11:16
of chocolate and has already started to melt, making me look like a horrible
1:11:20
chocolate Nazi from Raiders of the Lost arc Winner. I know, right,
1:11:27
It's something I wanted to eat, chocolate, Matt for a long time,
1:11:31
not just hello. Up next is our crucial quick fire around, although first
1:11:40
we must play one final set of ads, but then we'll make our way
1:11:44
to the stage for the final round of the show. The stage is the
1:11:46
same studio we're in. Our final quick fire round will test your broader pop
1:11:58
culture knowledge and it's called big Guy, Little Guy Cardboard box. Now Taskmaster
1:12:02
features the classic trope of pairing a big guy with a little guy. Are
1:12:08
we all familiar with this trope? It happens throughout media. There's always just
1:12:11
a big guy and a little guy. Yeah. Yeah, Even though Alex
1:12:15
Horn is six foot two, and it's just that he and greg'sit in different
1:12:17
sized chairs. We're still playing it because I couldn't think of anything else that
1:12:20
linked Taskmaster to pop culture history. So in this game, I will give
1:12:25
players clues to a big guy little guy duo from pop culture history. Those
1:12:30
clues will be delivered in the style of a limerick, because that's the sort
1:12:32
of whimsical bullshit that Taskmaster fans appreciate. Because I'm one. Oh, and
1:12:39
there's of course a classic gate leaper's twist. You'll buzz in individually and name
1:12:44
one member of the duo, but your teammate will then have to finish the
1:12:47
duo and say the second name, and if they can't, I'm sorry.
1:12:53
No point awesome and it's quick fire. So you buzz in by yelling out
1:12:57
your team name. So let's practice that now, bruhdu products versus hutspur.
1:13:04
No can't think of a joke to follow, that should just combined our teams
1:13:10
and become products of FTSPO. We just jam out and start fighting the real
1:13:19
enemy me and that eventually happened to turn listen to a co op game.
1:13:27
Okay, So, for example, if I said there Once was a pair
1:13:30
from the Pride who stood firm at our King's side. They ate lots of
1:13:35
bugs, including which of Oh that felt like it was at the exact same
1:13:41
time. It was Aaron Timoon and yes, that would be a point.
1:13:48
Fantastic stuff practice that was pretty but again, god damn it, waving and
1:14:05
stuff. N time language. Okay, I'll start the timer. There Once
1:14:13
was a duo from space, one known for the hair on his space and
1:14:16
all over his body. The others. Yes, Aaron, oh uh,
1:14:25
I'm gonna do the honorable thing and say Stevie actually beat me with the punch.
1:14:30
Can you hear me? Yeah, I just sorry, I didn't hear
1:14:31
that Stevie. It's all good. I figure Internet would do some ah han
1:14:38
solo in Chewbacca. Yes, there's a point. That's your big guy little
1:14:42
guy combo. The other's falcon was shoddy before the repairs at Rebel Bass.
1:14:47
Praise me for one limerick and then I'll won't feel the need to them.
1:14:50
You're good at you're good at limits. Thank you, Okay, very good.
1:14:53
I won't read the end of all. Rhyme. You should do that
1:14:58
for all of them. Rhyme, all of them okay, do you want
1:15:00
do you want a genuine insult as well? Oh? Always okay, Yeah,
1:15:04
that Limerick was kind of all over the place rhyme. There once were
1:15:13
a couple of workers whose job was to drive kids berserkers. They collected their
1:15:18
screams and beat all of the teams from the studio with all the tear jerkers.
1:15:25
Yes, Oldre Sully and Mike Wazowski. Yes, Sully and Mike Wazowski.
1:15:31
There once was a pair of creatures, each with totally different features.
1:15:36
They guarded the galaxy and protected their family, probably set to the Manic Street
1:15:43
Preachers. Yes, yes, Aaron Rocket Raccoon Group. Yes, big guy,
1:15:49
little guy, there we go. Very nice, very nice. There
1:15:51
once was a duo from Solidad whose story is tragic and so sad. Their
1:15:57
great Depression habits meant looking off at the rabbits. The moral is the American
1:16:02
dream bad. I don't know this one, and I should. I haven't
1:16:06
a clue. I've got nothing now I know why no one minded the Great
1:16:11
Depression for the scene. Oh yeah, I have no idea. We'll pass
1:16:16
on this one. It's George and Lenny from of Mice and Men. Oh
1:16:21
it is book it is a book. Ye. There once was a pair
1:16:29
from Ardor whose quest was only the starter. One robed with a staff,
1:16:34
the other prefers, but yes, Audre, Gandalf, and it's not fro
1:16:42
Do, I'm gonna finish. I'm gonna finish. I'm going to finish the
1:16:45
limerick. I should have let you finished the limerick. One robed with a
1:16:47
staff, the other prefers a bath. And to our next hero uncle not
1:16:53
father, Bilbo and Gandalf. Yes, there you go, There you go,
1:17:00
Billo and Gandalf. Good stuff. I was I gave. I gave
1:17:03
the one that got wrong because I knew it was Bill. I wanted to
1:17:09
make sure we got the I didn't. I don't know. I just wanted
1:17:16
to make sure nice and I won't finished the limerick. That's a good way
1:17:21
of deciding, I just won't finish it, and then it could be different
1:17:25
characters more challenging that way too. There once was a team from Florin who
1:17:30
sailed from Land's most Foreign One seeks a six fingers man, Yes, Aaron
1:17:38
Fazzini, and hell was his name? I can't remember? His name?
1:17:45
Is that he was played by Andrea the Giant. No I don't know I
1:17:53
knew them. That's okay, that's okay, throw it over. Do you
1:17:57
have any idea what this is? Oh? Sorry? And uh what's his
1:18:02
name? His name the Sicilian? Can I get? Yeah? Oh come
1:18:09
on. So here's here's the thing, actually the pairing. Here's a trio.
1:18:14
It is a trio. And I understand that Wallace Shawn is very diminutive.
1:18:17
But the duo that are actually a team is Indigo Montoy thought at first
1:18:24
when you threw me off, Yeah, which is the wrong one? Yeah,
1:18:29
that's okay, No, no points that It's all equal. Damn it.
1:18:32
Blame the limericks. Okay, here's the next one. There once was
1:18:36
a pair from the country I would guess, one ape and one monkey.
1:18:41
Little guy mustache, nanas and barrels to smash. Big guy puts up his
1:18:45
thumb and says, okay, I can do mine. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong,
1:18:53
and I don't know the other Kung's is diddy Kong Kong is the little
1:19:00
guy. Awesome recognized it too, screwed again. Next one, There once
1:19:06
was a team from raw A leather giant and a nineties man whore. Yes,
1:19:13
Aaron, uh Paul bearer, and I really don't. It's it's not
1:19:23
the duo I'm looking for either. This team up mechanic is killing me this
1:19:28
twice now I've known the answer and only being able to give half. Just
1:19:31
uh, I'm going to finish the limerick just in case. A leather giant
1:19:36
and a nineties man whore. They were the new generation wrestled heart across the
1:19:42
nation. It's no surprise that old knees are sore. Oh you know what
1:19:45
I'm wrong? Yeah you are? It is? I uh puta, I
1:19:51
believe, yes it is. I don't want to do this. Okay,
1:19:57
this is might work mankind and it's not mankind. I was looking at the
1:20:03
Michaels and who would be the be the big guy then h Trips Diesel or
1:20:10
Kevin Nash, either of those two names he was. They were like the
1:20:14
first like ideal big guy little guy pairing sort of four through ninety six.
1:20:20
I want to say, yeah, you and your wrestling, Yeah that I
1:20:27
could. I should have done a modern reference with that one. To be
1:20:29
honest, Live Morgan exactly. Yeah, yeah, lost, Okay, next
1:20:36
one I could never forget. There once was a pair from the West as
1:20:42
far as Door men go. One was the best, one became three eyed,
1:20:46
the other one died. The survivor now bears Royal Crest Spur. Yes,
1:20:51
Ordre Bran Stark ah old or yes, stuff. Look the team's stuff.
1:21:03
It's tough, but you're pulling it off. It's great. Well,
1:21:10
I guess it's been fun getting smashed bits. I knew a fellow games master
1:21:15
would keep track of the scores. There once was a pair who seemed sussy,
1:21:20
but whose bars were catchy and hockey. Together they tworked the industry.
1:21:26
They worked to enlighten us on wet ass pussy houtspar Megan, this stallion,
1:21:36
Yes, that's one of them. There you go and Cardi b one's five
1:21:42
foot one six ft. It's hilarious. They don't play into it enough.
1:21:45
It's so funny. Okay. There once was a duo from Minnesota. Oh
1:21:51
god, that's a tough rhyme of whom I know little, not an iota.
1:21:58
I think one was a moose and a squirrel. Bull Winkle, Rocky
1:22:04
and Bullwinkle. Good stuff it is. I think they're important to America.
1:22:08
I don't know, I don't know why. I'm glad to have taken part.
1:22:15
Got there and quick before the buzzer. There once was a pair from
1:22:20
season two who were teamed together without clue. One hosted pointless, the other
1:22:28
cut. Yes, Aaron, Oh, there's no way he's going to cut
1:22:30
this. Do you know what, Aaron? If you say both, you
1:22:35
can have the point all right? Uh? Richard Osmond Yes, and John
1:22:44
Richardson. It is Richard Osman and John Richardson. And that's the buzzer.
1:22:47
I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember if who he was parked with. And
1:22:51
there was another short guy there, Doc Brown, I think is not well,
1:22:55
nobody as tall as Richard Osmond forgot. That's true, that's true.
1:22:59
He writes some darn good murder mysteries too. Oh they're good. I've not
1:23:02
read them. I've read the first two there. I really enjoy them.
1:23:05
They're about like a group of like seventy year old retirees solving murder mysteries.
1:23:13
It's so funny. It's it's genuinely delightful Matt and his friends and very funny.
1:23:18
God, I love murder mystery more like ex James Bond retiree and her
1:23:24
friends. Oh yeah, okay, it's really good. They're very witty.
1:23:28
Uh, and really enjoyable because they're all just these delightful old people. It's
1:23:31
fit. And look, before we get to the final scores, we're not
1:23:36
We're not here to promote Richard Osmond's buck. Oh no, that's not the
1:23:41
buck. We're here to promote because before we get to the final schools,
1:23:44
yeah, please a moment of glory before we lose. Hilariously, I think
1:23:48
listeners can tell when the direction this is gone. But look, you've you
1:23:53
now, as of this recording, you've had a book published which is incredible.
1:23:58
Your novel Fane, yeah, is available now it is, And I'm
1:24:01
now going to do the annoying thing and ask you to do all of that
1:24:04
promotional stuff for our listeners. Yes, I have a book out called Fane.
1:24:09
You can find it on Barnes Andomal, Amazon dot com or anywhere you
1:24:13
find fine books. Ebooks also available at all the usual ebook places, but
1:24:16
by it at smash Words. They give me the biggest cut. Good to
1:24:20
know, but yeah, no, it's it's exciting and it's it's been it's
1:24:27
been really, it's gone really well, like I've sold tens of copies nice
1:24:32
and and uh yeah no, all the reviews have been excellent, So hopefully
1:24:38
that keeps trending upwards, but fantastic. Can you give us the elevate a
1:24:42
pitch of it like the brief synopsis? Sure, I'll do you one better
1:24:45
than the book blurb. So there are seven people who total strangers, who
1:24:50
wake up in a sealed compound, no idea how they got there. They're
1:24:55
originally in like cells by themselves, but they do eventually get let out and
1:24:59
meet each other in the whole, and they try to figure out what they
1:25:01
have in common, but they can't find anything. And then they move into
1:25:04
a larger room with like six more doors, and a computer voice tells them
1:25:09
that they have to perform tasks in order to be able to leave sound familiar.
1:25:15
Task Master was no small influence on this book, I should tell you.
1:25:20
I mean, so anyone who's listening, today's Fain is for you.
1:25:25
Yeah, Faine is. Absolutely. It's a thriller because if they fail the
1:25:29
tasks or break the rules, they get a strike. The first two strikes
1:25:31
result in extreme pain across their entire body, and the final the third strike
1:25:36
is death. So as they try to survive the tasks without turning on each
1:25:43
other, they have no idea that their actions or decisions could doom humanity as
1:25:48
a whole or save it. Oh wow, Yeah, there's a lot more
1:25:53
than you know. Yeah, sounds great. I had I just had the
1:25:59
eye idea last year and I just could not I couldn't stop. I immediately
1:26:03
started putting it to paper and I just kept going until I was done.
1:26:05
And I was like, my god, I wrote a novel, now what.
1:26:10
It's a fantastic achievement. So I'm I'm very pleased with it, and
1:26:14
everybody who has read it has seemed to like it. I haven't gotten a
1:26:16
single negative review yet. I mean, I'm waiting for it. I'm hoping
1:26:19
for it. It eventually does come, But so far, everybody seems to
1:26:25
dig it. And that's a good well if you if you're desperate for one,
1:26:27
I could just performatively do one. I mean, yeah, I've insulted
1:26:30
you through your face like four times. It would be over fair, would
1:26:33
be only fair. I can't recommend it enough. I've read it. I
1:26:38
read the very first draft. He's only saying that because he's basically in it.
1:26:43
I'm just gonna let you know right now, there is a character who
1:26:45
is very much based on Stevie n naturally, he is the comic relief character,
1:26:50
but he also has some really emotional moments too, so he's not just
1:26:54
a He's not just a two dimensional dude like the real one. Look,
1:27:03
I've made a character that's more real than you. I can believe it.
1:27:08
I made a more real use in this book. Oh brilliant. I might
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you don't have to do that. It's for the shipping deal, okay,
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1:29:34
mass Tasker was. But dude, I was dying, little dying dra Thank
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you for carrying our team, like seriously, m VP right there, You've
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got a few that I just could not get, So thank you. And
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you to Ash and Adam Wood and Justin Doddburg for their continued support at the
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highest tier over at patreon dot com Forward slash Gatesleepers. You are our executive
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producers, so please commission us through twenty five seasons so we can do a
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Champion of Champion of Champions. Yeah, okay, here we are the final
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scores that I will not build up in any way because the mood in the
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room reflects the way it has gone. We might have taken all the drama
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out of it, but yeah, drama, it's task Master. It's our
1:30:33
task master works you can usually tell who's gonna win before the end of the
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episode exactly, and moderate hutspur have indeed one with a final score of thirty
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one points to Products of Misconceptions twenty eight. It was the bonus three points
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for the hell breath you best. Yep, that's the way it is,
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son of Yeah, sorry, Aaron, I might get two things running and
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laughing, well crying listen to It's all good. This was so much fun.
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I don't really care. Absolute blast of a time. Thank you so
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much for putting this to Thank you so much for being here. It's always
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incredible. You're a genius and I enjoy the hell out of every episode,
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so to me in one, especially one about one of my favorite things ever,
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has been an absolute delight, sir, Thank you, thank you.
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I mean I should be better at receiving compliments because that was beautiful instead of
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you. This has been so much fun. My face hurts like I'm genuinely
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in pain, so thank you for the joy that has caused me pain.
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I don't know joy pain. I am not a joying Remember holding my face
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and saying hemorrhoid for five minutes For the rest of my life, running in
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and out of the room and around the magic hell's going on, And with
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that we have been gate leapers. Thank you so much for listening. Subscribe
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point out all of the plagiarism. We'll be back next time when all you
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have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train.
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But until then, what have we learned? Well, we've learned that
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Aaron has hemorrhoids. We've learned that Oggie is willing to get out of breath
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in exchange for fetching eggs. We've learned that Stevie can produce socks from his
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hat want a whim? And we've learned the Order can sing but can't really
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hold a note. Goodbye, as