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Homerazzi (S18E16) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  What are you going to do with those photos? Nothing? Huh? Providing
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  you celebrities do something for me. I want you all to showed some respect
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  for the people who made you what you are. Signed an ortographer to support
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  a charity for something that hasn't happened to a member of your family. Let
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  one of us regular guys write a terrible children's book. We will take the
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  deer four finger discounted. Welcome to fourthing a discount where this one we hit
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  the review episode jib F zero six. It is ham Razzi. I am
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  dead, oh and I am guy fresh from salivating over the thought of infinity
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  Hamburgers. Yes, certainly, indeed I mentally thought of you on this,
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  like what what would be guys Hamburger of choice and life for me? When
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  I think of you and ham Burgers, I feel quarter Panda is the one
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  you bring up the most. The answer is another hamp Probably, Yeah,
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  I mean, oh, certainly. If I'm going to everyone's favorite fast food
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  outlet and friend of the pot of McDonald's, yeah, it'd be a quarter
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  pander with cheese. Absolutely. Do you remember a time when they did the
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  quarter Panda without cheese? No, they actually had this and I used to
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  eat it for a while. I only became a quarter pander guy I am
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  about maybe three four years ago. I was always a big mask and if
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  I get Macci's and that's always a big Mac, big Max being my go
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  to forever. But quarter pand I always said a cord pander. I'm like,
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  it's just a big cheeseburger. But then I have it, I was
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  like, but it's also a lot better. Yeah. I mean, I
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  think they've got different flavor combinations underneath the underneath the hood or underneath the bun
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  um. Because I mean I was never a big Mac guy either. But
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  then occasionally, you know, back in the back in the glory days,
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  I don'd have the mac is app and and be like, we're doing a
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  deer where you can get two big Macs for this reasonable amount of money.
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  I'm like, well, yeah, i'd be foolish not to do that.
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  That's the thing, And that's how McDonald's hooked to me as a kid going
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  to the foot in. Then he's right because McDonald used to sponsor, whether
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  it be the John Footy Club or the a f L or whatever. But
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  then hand you these cards at the start, and it was Alsoso exciting because
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  like, if Gelong can win by more than twelve points, you get a
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  free big Mate. Oh my god. And they got me hooked, and
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  they used to give one to everyone. So I just go around and say
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  can I have your big Mac card and guys like yeah, sure, whatever,
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  kid, Like I get to catch the big Macs because yeah. But
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  the thing is, I remember they didn't have like little one per customer at
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  the start. They eventually did they yeah, but for the first few games
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  it was just like unlimited. So like you drive down. This is before
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  we had the new highway. So I was trying to explain to Nicola recently.
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  But by the way local reference, I get it. But here in
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  Geelong we built a like an expressway because you could call it like a freeway
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  to the side of the city. So you have to drive through the city
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  to get to the twelve apostles and so you can avoid a shortcut. Yeah,
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  we know, we know, you me through. Let's just take this
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  side round. But do you remember when the football was on, the traffic
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  was built up all the way down through the highway. Oh. Absolutely.
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  You couldn't know anywhere when it was when it was like, you know,
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  a public long weekend. Public holiday long weekends were the worst. I lived
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  in nor Or Lane, right and which is about a ten to fifty minute
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  drive from the city, but it was traffic the entire We up a butt.
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  But I'm just like, well, we're not going anywhere today. But
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  I remember, like, you're driving home from the footy with those big Mac
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  cards and the life of McDonald's was just like wait, holding up the entire
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  highway. It's just yes, that's how they got me hooked on Big MacX.
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  Was was those cards at the footy. But I was never a pickle
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  kid. I saw pickles off. Now I just go for him, like,
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  yeah, pickles everything. Absolutely. I mean I still take that.
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  Well, I'm being good kids, I'm not eating having had macas so far
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  this year all ten eleven days. But I was also saying the same,
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  just wet buys. So when he falls off that wagon, honestly I was.
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  Today. I woke up and I'm like, I mean I've been sort
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  of showing off potatoes, rice, pasta, bread, all that kind of
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  business. It's terrible. No, it's actually not that bad. But this
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  morning work, I'm like, I could really go, like a good salad
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  role. I mean, I mean, you should be allowed to have a
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  whole meal role. That's me and I think, I think I'll probably do
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  that. Yeah, it's just there's nothing moderation, moderation absolutely, yeah,
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  yes, yes, yes, but yeah, i'mos the same. I was
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  always young, pickles come out of the quarter pound, but pickles stay in
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  the big mac because I didn't realize because Nicholas is actually Nicola goes. You
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  realize his pickles in the sauce, and I was like, fucking right,
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  holy shit, piles his entire time. Women generally smarter than us, And
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  tell you what else was smart this episode. I loved this episode. Not
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  gonna lie, I really really really enjoyed this one. I appreciate you not
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  lying about that. Yeah, I too enjoyed it. I meanly thought,
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  okay, we're you know, sort of in the season eighteen, Weeds is
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  going to be any good And look, I won't say this is like,
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  oh it's a new classic and you know why I did that voice. But
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  at the same time, I was like, this would not be out of
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  play. This would be a perfectly acceptable Golden Age episode. Yeah, like,
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  if this was in the Golden Age, you feel like it would have
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  been even funnier like this premise. I was really surprised hadn't already been done.
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  Yeah, because you know, in particular, I know it's a touchy
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  subject and it's sad Princess Diana's death right was blaming on paparazzi. It's a
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  wonder that didn't sort of do something like this after that. I think the
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  wounds would have been a little bit top fresh then. Absolutely. I mean,
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  you're very good with air dates. When when did this actually air?
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  Have you got it written to Wikipedia? My friend here Wiki two thousand and
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  seven, March twenty fifth, two thousand and seven, Okay, yeah,
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  so in a decade. Yeah, you're pretty much right in the middle of
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  the whole. I mean, the Papaiazzi paparazzi era has been going on for
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  well since pretty much we've had camera, the Paris Hilton era. Well,
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  yeah, but this was very much the Paris Hilton. Hear they even name
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  check. Well, they give you Paris texting today, which I thought was
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  a good gag. That's not a bad gag, but yeah. They also
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  talked about Lindsay Loewen, Yes, which is one of my favorite moments.
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  Seeing the gutter freckles. It's like in Hindese, I thought Simmons was so
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  good again as the editor, he was. I mean, he's playing the
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  hits. Yeah, But at the same time, it's like, these are
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  pretty good hits. Yeah. If you're going to a steely Dan Concer,
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  you want to play the hits, you're not going to complain. Yeah,
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  that is correct. Yeah, and they're all hits. But it's like,
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  oh, I mean, I think we've talked about this on past episodes where
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  it's like, oh, there's been a bit of a reappraisal of this particular
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  era of like very much when you're like, oh, yeah, give me
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  a shot of so and so, and particularly gross when it's like, hey,
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  you know who mine is turning eighteen years old to try and get some
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  racy picks, like ah, why are we so gross? Why do we
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  still look this up? Why am I clicking? They can't stop clicking?
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  But yeah, we were right in the middle of it around this era,
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  I think, and there's been a real reappraisal, and recently it's like we
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  were too nice to you know, the likes of Paras Silton or Lindsay Lohan
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  or Britney Spears, especially That's why people hanging shit on her baby. I'm
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  like, guys, whatever you think about Paras Hilton, don't hang shit on
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  her baby's head. Yeah. Wait till it turns you know, team or
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  something, and then it's open seas it's still ugly, then go right ahead.
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  Do you think now paparazzos are is a paparazzo paparazzi. I think a
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  paparazzo is the singular. Paparazzi is multiple, multiple, Okay. Do you
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  feel like that paparazzi is more respectable now? Celebrities? I think they still
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  try and get like their the snaps of them at the beach and their families
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  occasionally, They're still going to be always those shitheads out there. Absolutely,
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  yeah. I mean I think it's more videos now, right, it really
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  is. Yeah. I mean I'm always astonished that I think it's TMZ.
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  Yeah. Well, I can't believe it's still a thing. Still a show.
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  It's a show. Yeah, but they will, like, you know,
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  sort of button people at the airport or on the street and say,
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  hey, what do you think about such and such? Like I just came
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  out to dinner and I thought they perfectly encaptulated that with Lenny and Carl here.
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  Yeah, like just the whole We say, the celebrities, what are
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  you complaining about? And then Lenny's like, how's that Robin Williams, of
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  all people, Robin Williams haven't did with his family. You wouln't even take
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  some time away from his family to take the funners of my kids or whatever.
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  A relationship with celebrities is very, very fraud it is, yeah,
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  isn't it, because you know, we always think they're complaining every nothing.
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  You've got so much money, what are you complaining about? And you look
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  at the life of celebrities, It's like, I can see the problems,
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  but I'd also prefer to be in your situation in the mine. Oh yeah,
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  not that I don't like my life, but I would prefer to have
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  more money than not have money. You know. That's the thing. I
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  mean, that's why I've always liked the idea of being I mean, if
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  I was going to act, I would want to be someone like, say,
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  I don't know, Michael Shannon, or you know, like a respected
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  character actor who you know makes it decent enough living of it. But yeah,
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  it's not necessarily you could walk down to the show Paul Gimmrty pre Billions
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  Paul Gimmarty exactly, Oh god, not to Hey, we'll shout out friend
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  of the Pop Mark Maren his interview with Paul Jim Marty, who's long been
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  one of my favorite actors. Jim out is not just one of my favorite
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  people because I'm like Omano, my brother. We had it's celebrities, they're
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  just like us. But we had so much in common because he's just you
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  know, collects a shit ton of old books and all those other stuff.
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  I'm like, oh my god, you're just like me, not just in
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  Paul g might if you saw him like browsing books, you'd be like a
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  know, is it okay. I'm sure he'd go can't get a photo or
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  like he's at the airport, you just get people flocking to him for photos
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  without even considering does he want this or not? Absolutely, but yeah,
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  I think I enjoyed this more than Yocle Cords. It's certainly neck and
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  That's true. My favorite. All right, mister Davis, what is
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  your favorite moment or favorite moments? That's a very good question. What did
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  I enjoy the first? And I got a few laugh out loud moments from
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  this episode, But the first one from this episode you call the last time
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  that happened for a Simpsons episode. We've got laugh out loud moments, great,
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  a few here, It's been a while. Yeah, yeah, but
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  I certainly laughed out loud at this was when they were recreating their old photos.
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  Yes, and of course you had Florida and they're on the water skiing
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  looked on the back of the tabloid magazine and said, hey, they pay
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  dollar dollar dollar yea for photos, and in a start like that, so
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  much. We she held up one of her bills. They just said the
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  three dollar signs and it's like a lot of simple visual gags that really work.
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  Yeah, they really felt like just old school. Yeah, yeah,
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  writers are in Simpson gags. The Return of Gabbo Yep, the gab Overside
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  is one of my all time favorites. You just love that, I really
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  do. I mean Gabbo, Gabbo Gabo. But not to take away from
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  Homer rights and anything, but I just want to just the bits in Gabbo
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  where it's like he's got his version his corpse doll. All these kids are
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  screaming like it's it's a dummy. And how many times I don't know how
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  many times I've used sort of screencaps from that was like I think it's Quimby,
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  but like Gabbo says, I bad little boy. So great. So
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  yeah, very happy to see with the turn Gabo. I will talk about
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  the Betty White cameo when we go. That was just lovely. It was
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  just like that was pure Betty White, wasn't it Like if you who Betty
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  White was, that's exactly who you imagine her to be. Yeah, yeah,
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  you'd either have her really steering into oh everybody loves Betty White and here's
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  why, or you do a Lake Placid and your turner into like this found
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  mouth shotgun you know he'll billy or whatever. I really liked Dregeric Tatum's Your
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  hip Hop album was Bossful, Unnecessary. Okay, here we go. Yeah,
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  that'll do it for me and the rest I think we can talk about
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  as we go through. What were you all some of your favorites? I
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  mentioned the Lindsay landhum before, but the other one I really liked was this
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  is pagehon written all over. What the hell did you do that for?
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  You can see coming a mile away? But for me, I just laughed
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  my ass off. This really actually made me want to revisit, like the
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  Sam Raimi Spider Man was because JK. Simmons's course is very well known now.
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  I think when this happened, it was kind of like he wasn't a
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  household no. I mean, of course there was oz and he'd been on
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  was it was he on bones. It was a law and order, law
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  and order recurring on that, like as a psychiatrist. As a psychiatrist,
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  yeah, so you'd seen every once and while, So he was a familiar
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  face. It's a big part of this podcast. What do we learn,
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  Palmer? That's correct. Yeah, if you grew up reading Spider Man comics
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  or you knew anthing about Spider Man, you knew that j Jonah Jameson was
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  like a really pivotal character and a really vivid character like that didn't need to
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  be as important in the movies, but he made it important. He really
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  did, and he really just sort of nailed the look but particular Oh my
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  god, of course that's what he'd sound like. Yeah, yeah, so
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  that energy and yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'm almost I think I'm
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  doing much this s uff I don't think I'm gonna watch Spider Man one and
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  two. I bought maybe three Blu ray for like a dollar each of Marketplace
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  last week because I haven't re visited for a long time. Like I'm going
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  to show Elliot these movies because they are my favorite Spider Man movies absolutely.
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  I mean, Spider Man two, I Reckon still remains like one of the
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  real high water marks. Everyone's got one best sequels ever, I Reckon.
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  So next question, you there eating the Beast all right, trivia, mister
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  Davis, what is your first question for Himerazi. I don't have that many,
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  okay, but let's see how we go. Uh name the four settings
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  on the back of the Krusty Doll mother in law off, current events and
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  stolen jokes stolen. I do have one nippick. So when he flicks that
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  the current events, he starts talking about the Kinks and all that kind of
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  thing. But then when he's in this safe he start talking about iPods.
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  I'm like, yeah, what that's true. That's a good point. Yeah,
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  because the current events for when the doll was made was the Kinks,
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  and then it's all of a sudden, now talking about iPods, and it's
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  like, how is it now talking about current events? That was actually a
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  pretty good, crusty game. I was the Kinks, the Stones. Well,
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  there's a visit in my doctor's office that said my last physical. My
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  question for you is what was on the cover of the magazine of the TV
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  Guide? What was the headline? Damn it the TV Guide? Yeah,
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  puts it in the seat. So he hangs Maggie on the mirror. Oh
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  damn it, No, no, I'm sorry. It was Barbara Walters at
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  one one hundred. That's right. Yeah, Um, what is the Ordeu
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  that Rainier wolf Castle is offered at the snub stem cell for heaters, they
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  leave the g I thought you just would have loved this for Rainie wolf Castle
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  very much. I'm not mental slush the dog. The dogs get sushie now
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  or they want is sushi. I just love it. The obvious Maria Shriver
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  got man's man, but like they still wastch started for each everyone's a nerd
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  in some way, oh very much. So. Yeah, I've got a
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  question here for you. That's good, good, good, because there's no
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  one else here. What is the name of the candles, what's the brand?
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  Oh? Easy blow? Easy blow now easier to blow? Uh?
• 19:57
  And that might be all my happy in my man, I'm gonna find one
• 20:00
  more for you through He's an easy one for you. I knew you're like
• 20:03
  this. Who was duff Man on a date with? He was on a
• 20:07
  date with Boobrella? Boobrella And honestly, see the Alvira films. Are they
• 20:12
  worth watching? My uncle Darren loves them, but he loves them for what
• 20:17
  they are. I think I saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark way back in
• 20:19
  the day. But I think Elvira for me is someone who is like good
• 20:22
  in small doses. Yeah, I mean I think, like yourself forty five
• 20:27
  minutes a week, that's enough give me, give me a bad sazz persion.
• 20:33
  The stand and gay. Yeah, I haven't revisited a very long time,
• 20:37
  but now I'm a big fan of what Cassandra Peterson did with the Olvira
• 20:41
  character. But I think it just she might be made for YouTube. He
• 20:45
  might have been made for like sort of cutting up little bits like here's here's
• 20:48
  a five minute intro to her, you know, introing some movie or something
• 20:52
  like that's all I need. But that's what I do here with because I
• 20:55
  don't know what she She made movies, but she also liked the host of
• 20:57
  like late night horror and stuff. I thought that was kind of the thing
• 21:00
  because on Simpsons that's what she is, and I miss that where you'd have
• 21:03
  a a person who would host tonight we have this movie or whatever. So
• 21:07
  you see it for like a minute when I was going up. That was
• 21:11
  my dream job. Oh, they used to have it on like Channel ten
• 21:14
  or something. Yeah, l on a Friday night. In your mind,
• 21:17
  they're actually choosing what putting it, but they're not really, but like they're
• 21:18
  pretending what they are. It's like, I'd love to have the job of
• 21:21
  picking what people are going to watch. Yeah, it's it's like when you're
• 21:23
  the DJ at an old school radio station. It's like they actually chose what
• 21:26
  music went out. That was my dream job. That was what I should
• 21:30
  have been doing. That's what my life should have been. That's what you
• 21:32
  said on our review of the Fog. Oh yeah, yeah, I should
• 21:34
  have been like I should have been like Stevie Wayne been the male Stevie Wayne.
• 21:37
  You still can do it. We're doing that to some degree. It's
• 21:41
  this Dan doing guy your night light. Yeah all right, let's get into
• 21:45
  a review of Homerazzi. So originally, and as I said earlier March twenty
• 21:49
  fifth, two thousand and seven, directed by A. Matthewness Stuck and written
• 21:52
  by J. Stewart Jones, guest stars Betty White, John Lovetts as Aniliko
• 21:56
  a Lazzio, and Jakie Simmons as tableau editor. So the what do you
• 22:02
  called him, Jakie Jackie Simmons? Notice what his mom calls him? Now,
• 22:07
  hey, j just kidding Simmons. Uh. So, the chalkboall gag
• 22:14
  was global warming did not eat my homework, We got a talkboard gag,
• 22:17
  and the cash gag was a really long one. So it's basically this is
• 22:18
  the take off of the right here, Right Now movie music five Fat Boy
• 22:22
  Slim because basically the evolution of man and it evolves from like a stem a
• 22:27
  sad to a fish yeah, all the way through to like the fat kid
• 22:33
  from the Come a Long Way Baby. Yes, yeah, who is one
• 22:37
  of the most famous kids of the nineties. But do you know what that
• 22:38
  who that kid is is that Sean O'Brien. No, no one knows who
• 22:42
  that kid is, right, but because that photo was actually taken from a
• 22:45
  nineteen eighty three fat Person festival in Virginia, Okay, And they just used
• 22:49
  that photo, but no one's ever actually figured out he was because in the
• 22:52
  film clip, it's a grown man dressed the same way who looks like the
• 22:55
  kid got older. But that kid, no one has ever really worked out
• 22:57
  who it is. The reason I said, sure, Brian, is like
• 23:00
  I heard this the other day about you know, some guy who was at
• 23:04
  like a concert or something, and yeah, bigger guy and he was like
• 23:07
  really, you know, getting down, really enjoying it. And then he
• 23:11
  was like fat, chained by a bunch of dickheads, and whoever was taking
• 23:15
  photos, they took another picture of his who was I think that was his
• 23:18
  name, of this kid, of this guy, and the picture sort of
• 23:22
  went before and after pictures of like this big guy having a really good time,
• 23:26
  and everyone said that no one even knows who it is. No,
• 23:29
  no, this is a different difference in the fat boys linger. Oh okay,
• 23:32
  so yeah, I doesn't say, but I thought, who is this
• 23:34
  person? Is he famous person? But apparently this is a more recent thing.
• 23:38
  He went viral and you know, I think he was in the UK
• 23:41
  and I flew out of the Hollywood and through my party because it was like,
• 23:44
  there's been dickheads to you. Let's sorry your party. I really kid
• 23:47
  that remember the lightsaber kid? Yeah? Well again this is sort of this
• 23:49
  ties into the whole homerazzi thing. I mean, I think, you know
• 23:55
  a lot of the motivation, well a lot of motivation for paparazzi taking photos.
• 23:59
  Let's make some money, it's a job. But there was also an
• 24:00
  underlying degree of this person you didn't get better than me, Yeah, taking
• 24:06
  pictures of them, trying to shame them. Yeah, and now we're kind
• 24:08
  of shaming ourself aware looking everyone's looking actively for people to the shames. Let's
• 24:14
  get on the internet and find someone who's been really sincere about what they're doing
• 24:18
  and take the piss out of them. I remember being in nineties, kid,
• 24:21
  it was definitely a myth you could say of the school yard that that
• 24:23
  fat kid was actually fat boy Slim. But there were kids who were convinced
• 24:29
  that was fat boy Slim. What the guy on the cover of the album
• 24:32
  Yeah great two was like number one already? Why try what a lord?
• 24:38
  This fat kid just loving life. But the thing is it was just the
• 24:41
  perfect end to that music video because it's like the evolution to man trying to
• 24:45
  get better better. At the end, it's like, I'm already number one
• 24:47
  and just and he just sits his fat arts on the couch and that's it.
• 24:49
  I love fat boyslam. That was There was a three year pero.
• 24:52
  We had that song Praise You and Weapon of Choice. Yeah, and it's
• 24:57
  like they're three of the greatest songs and I bang, holy shit. Remember
• 25:04
  I didn't like Praise You as a kid. I just I just didn't get
• 25:07
  it. And then I was like a teenager. I was like, oh,
• 25:10
  I get it. And you look at the video that directed by the
• 25:12
  Great Spike Jones, starring the great spit just dancing in the all. I
• 25:15
  think the film could put me off. I was like, who are these
• 25:18
  people? They're weirdos. What is this. I'm so used to like spice
• 25:19
  Scales and the exciting films. It's just people in a mall dancing. I'm
• 25:23
  like, this is weird. But I watched now and I'm like, that
• 25:26
  is just genius. A friend of the Pot Adam Sandler, he I remember
• 25:30
  the the trailer came out for his movie The water Boy. Yeah, and
• 25:33
  it had fat boy slims going out of my head or going out of my
• 25:37
  mind. I can't find it anywhere on YouTube because I remember seeing it at
• 25:41
  the cinema back in the day. I thought, or you remembering it wrong.
• 25:44
  I don't think I'm remembering it wrong. I'm pretty sure because it's like
• 25:47
  it's just Sandler crashing into people and it had this really just dope fat boy
• 25:52
  slim tune over the top of the I'm like, really like that. That
• 25:53
  was It was such a great time the late nineties because you'd have that.
• 25:57
  And there was also a trailer for like a band damn movie or Maximum Risk.
• 26:02
  It had fire Starter as the as the soundtrack. It's like, this
• 26:07
  is gonna be the best fucking movie fall time, what's that? What's the
• 26:11
  phone? Thirdth is it? Jason X has a kick ass song that's got
• 26:14
  to let the bodies at the floor. Yes, so perfect. With someone
• 26:17
  who mentioned it in the Patron group the other day, it was like,
• 26:18
  oh, I never thought i'd hear someone talk about drowning, all right,
• 26:23
  especially on a discout, and here we are cold, the bodies aid the
• 26:27
  floor. It's just perfect. I love that song. It's so brilliant.
• 26:33
  They did it, yeah, because they did it on the Jason Next one
• 26:36
  and eded on the Rambow trailer as well. Like I said, during the
• 26:38
  episode, we're talking about with the meme with homes writting the song the bodies
• 26:44
  into the floor. So the evolution cash gag, yeah yeah, taking everything
• 26:52
  from the credit set before that, it turns a whole two minutes and twenty
• 26:56
  seconds. Yeah. Yeah, the evolution sequence itself just mid twenty second.
• 27:00
  I was like, this is going on a while. Maybe that's the key
• 27:03
  to a good episodeoughybe because they have to try and pad out extra two minutes
• 27:06
  of gags, because it feels like lately there's been a lot of good episodes
• 27:11
  or episodes that could have been good if they had to end it at like
• 27:12
  two minutes earlier, and then they go extra minute and you're like that minute
• 27:15
  is like left the sour Taste mom out. Yeah, there's just longer couch
• 27:18
  gags. Shorter episodes end the episode at the right time. I mean,
• 27:22
  in the same there's a bit too much filling and filler in the sandwich.
• 27:23
  How many times have we had like a nice moment and then it's just like
• 27:26
  it tries to end with home of being a dickhead or something like, Yah,
• 27:29
  you didn't need that bit longer catch gags. That's what you want.
• 27:33
  We've solved the problem. Happy birthday, year Home, Happy birthday. Ye.
• 27:44
  I don't have to make a wish because they already have it. Wonderful
• 27:48
  family. I wish for Infinity Hamburgers. Immediately just thought of you. I
• 27:52
  don't know why I thought of you, but I thought of you. But
• 27:55
  I feel like that's the wish that guy would make, wouldn't they If we
• 27:59
  ever get around opening burger joint, which is again one of my dreams.
• 28:03
  You have a lot of dreams. Called it Infinity Hamburgers. Maybe it's an
• 28:06
  all you can eat burger joint, but yeah, the business pretty early?
• 28:08
  Yeah, how was it? How was this that could be me? We
• 28:14
  went fishing from burger when you couldn't find one? But yeah, so then
• 28:19
  he blows tries to blow the candles and he can't actually one another one of
• 28:22
  my favorite moments. I really enjoyed dance acting over the I just thought that
• 28:30
  was it just done off really well but obviously got in my notes. Why
• 28:33
  do we blow on candles, Like even post COVID, I'm like, okay,
• 28:37
  well, clearly COVID is forgotten about because there was a point in time
• 28:40
  where I couldn't be within thirty feet of you. Now I'm letting why do
• 28:42
  we gt on my cakes? Again? Why do we even do it in
• 28:45
  the first Yes? This, I mean there are so many traditions that if
• 28:51
  you take a second or even think about, It's like, why do we
• 28:52
  bring a tree into our house on Christmas? Why? There is a reason
• 28:56
  for that though, Isn't it is that? Oh? I'm sure there is,
• 29:00
  but I mean we don't actually know what it is because I told to
• 29:02
  do it. Yeah, pretty much everyone does that. It's like, yeah,
• 29:04
  why on your birthday? It's like we're going to make you a nice
• 29:07
  kick, but also we're going to put candles on top of it that you
• 29:11
  have to extinguish. Why. So this is the thing as a parent now
• 29:15
  of young kids, they're always going why, They're questioning the world why is
• 29:18
  that? I'm like, I actually don't know why we do half these things?
• 29:22
  Oh we just do them? Yeah, I mean I'm finding myself.
• 29:26
  I mean, I was I ever lose last night and you know, someone
• 29:30
  sort of asking something like well to Google. Yeah, And I was probably
• 29:33
  doing that four or five times last night. I was like, there would
• 29:36
  there would have been a time maybe when I knew this, or I probably
• 29:37
  never knew this to Google pre Google? Do you think like our parents,
• 29:42
  right, they didn't have Google, so they just have to make up a
• 29:45
  reason why we do shit. And because you just grew up thinking that was
• 29:48
  legit, Like do you have a thing in your life where you're like,
• 29:49
  you always believed that this was the way things went for a reason, or
• 29:52
  you believe something, and then you got older and I was like, oh,
• 29:55
  Bobby, was I think this was the ship, this was the but
• 30:00
  like Italian you know what I mean? I think this was the era of
• 30:02
  because I said so, yes, I have dropped that a few times that
• 30:07
  I'm just like usually that when I say, Alec, can you please do
• 30:10
  that? But why, I'm like, because I'm the fucking boss, And
• 30:12
  I said, so, don't ask me, why, just do it?
• 30:17
  Now? Does to give them that look and he's like the boss of the
• 30:21
  boss, that's right. So homes trying to blow add candles added shape even
• 30:26
  for an American And then yeah, so it's now nighttime, he's trying to
• 30:29
  borrow it ends up starting a fire because he passes out. Firefighter arrives and
• 30:33
  saves the day, and they question we discussed earlier, I listen like that
• 30:36
  Gus has a million. Then Marge gets a fireproof safe and she decides to
• 30:41
  put the family album in there, which is very marge at. Lisa puts
• 30:44
  she was she was going to put what she was going to say. The
• 30:45
  decision trails like as if, I'm like, that's so obnoxious, But then
• 30:48
  she goes with the eight year old Melibus Stacey hybrid convertible which runs on old
• 30:53
  makeup and add of style shoes. Homer puts the cologne from his first dates
• 30:56
  the center of a wook center a walking like that, yep, and Bart
• 31:00
  puts the catch a rising crusty doll in there, but the current events,
• 31:03
  the Kings, the stones, sounds, my last physical and then he puts
• 31:07
  that in the safe as well, and then March, there's nothing to worry
• 31:10
  about here. Now we have nothing to worry about in case of a fire
• 31:12
  besides our lives, and she taps on the safe, which, unfortunately,
• 31:15
  as Homer explains, causes the activates the doll Trust turns on the car's headlines,
• 31:21
  focusing on the colone, causing it to boil and soon explode, and
• 31:25
  it obviously goes off. But I thought when the album exploded, I was
• 31:29
  like, that would be such a sad moment. Oh my god. Yeah,
• 31:32
  And the way Marge explained it, I know it's it's meant to be
• 31:33
  funny, but like, I just love that it's a record of my accomplishments.
• 31:37
  I felt that's how my mum would see it as Well's like it's a
• 31:41
  record of everything we've achieved in life. Absolutely. I mean, we have
• 31:44
  digital versions of our lives, but it's like those old photobos, you can't
• 31:48
  be Yeah, and when the grid goes down, as it will people or
• 31:52
  you'll have the memories inside your head. But you know, us old school
• 31:55
  types will have albums full of photos apparently, and the state of the Outreak
• 32:00
  Recording Studio looking down at a big batch of photo albums that were brought over
• 32:04
  by your mum. Yeah, scan these, yeah. I was like,
• 32:07
  you want to scan your photo She's like, yeah, that'd be good,
• 32:08
  and she brings over about three crates worth. I'm like, oh shit,
• 32:13
  I don't have terror buds of space. It's just the time. Oh yeah,
• 32:17
  it's like it's like you imagine like a teacher photocopying ship. Do you
• 32:22
  teachers do still do photo They still had that paper. It was all laptops.
• 32:24
  Now I think it's all laptops and all laptops now. I mean it's
• 32:27
  good for the environment, imagine is it? Is it not? I don't
• 32:30
  know. I mean apparently suppose the report about recycle paper now so yeah,
• 32:37
  I mean here the occasual report about you realize that AI is using so much
• 32:43
  electricity and power or whatever that it's you know, incredible. It's probably as
• 32:45
  much of a power drain or as much of an energy No, I've got
• 32:52
  to stay free. Is he still doing his thing or is he taking a
• 32:57
  break. I think he's still doing his thing. I think YouTube might have
• 32:59
  done monetized and but he might be on like other platforms. They're trying to
• 33:04
  take me down. It's gone. That family album was a record of my
• 33:15
  accomplishments. It's like what a resume is for a meme And Lisa accidentally mentions
• 33:22
  we could restage your photos and we get a little montage year with freeze Frame,
• 33:24
  which was a good song match the match of the montage. It was
• 33:28
  again they've they've dipped into the soundtrack budget because there was one or two good
• 33:31
  songs on this particular episode soundtrack. There was indeed, that's time for the
• 33:36
  series finale party. They had to have paid for the music of Star Trek
• 33:38
  as well. Right, they had the voyage of music plane. Oh yeah,
• 33:42
  probably yeah, But they've had Startrek parodies on the show before. But
• 33:45
  Carl's incredibly sad and I just love that they're just so passionate about starting Voyager.
• 33:50
  What's your one show that you know it's nerdy but you just can't have
• 33:52
  love it? Is it like Moonlighting for you? Yeah? But that's super
• 33:55
  cool. So yeah, it was cool. Well it's cool at the time.
• 33:58
  Two, wasn't it. Yeah? So what's like your your nerdy show
• 34:00
  that you're like, I just I just love it. I don't care people
• 34:02
  know that I like it. It's probably ninety Day Fiance. But when it
• 34:06
  comes to like actual nerd program like sci fi or fantasy or something like that,
• 34:08
  there's a couple. It was a I don't know if you'd call it
• 34:12
  super nerdy because it's actually really super violent, super sexy. But well,
• 34:15
  violence is sexy, right, that's true. Yeah, two great teas together.
• 34:21
  Spartacus did you Did you ever watched it? But show? Yeah?
• 34:23
  Yeah, because I mean it sort of came out the rain the same time
• 34:25
  as Game of Thrones, and Game of Thrones of course got all the god
• 34:29
  all the publicity because it's like, oh my god, it's so valent,
• 34:31
  medieval and sexy. It's like, maybe I should hip you to an episode
• 34:35
  of Spartacus, which is basically just insane and it's done sort of in the
• 34:39
  style of three hundred. It's got their very stylized approach to it. But
• 34:44
  it's like, it got to the it got to the final episode and you
• 34:49
  know everyone, no I'm not, but I'm just gonna be if you know
• 34:52
  anything about sparta because you know how the story of Spartacus ends. But yeah,
• 34:55
  it got to the end. I was like, why am I growing
• 34:59
  at this ridiculous, violent, sexy, comic book of a show, Because
• 35:02
  I'm really feeling for these characters. We committed so many hours to it.
• 35:05
  That's why that is correct. I wasted my life. Wasted my life.
• 35:09
  That is not one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever. It's just it's so
• 35:12
  relatable. It's very What do you think your favorite nerdy show. I think
• 35:15
  for me growing up with Stargate, and I haven't really visited Stargate for so
• 35:20
  long, and I've always been wanting to. I loved Stargate, That's the
• 35:23
  thing. I mean. I don't think I've ever really sort of got into
• 35:25
  I mean, I was huge in the Star Wars, but I was never
• 35:28
  really into the whole mythology of it, and you know, like reading the
• 35:30
  extended universe and like novels and comics and all or even the Day for Loney
• 35:35
  stuff. I never really sort of got into it. It's like, I
• 35:37
  like Star Wars, but part of me is kind of like I wish I
• 35:39
  had the kind of I don't know, especially where it'll be like, yeah,
• 35:47
  I watch all the Star Treks and you know, and I can tell
• 35:51
  you the difference between Space. I wanted to watch Star Trek. I really
• 35:52
  want to watch Star Trek, yeah, or Stargate, and it's various sort
• 35:57
  of offshoots. It's like, well, you know, SG one is pretty
• 35:59
  good, but don't get universes where it's at. I mean, I know,
• 36:02
  I think I'd enjoy that, but it's just at the same time,
• 36:05
  I'm not why that way? And also I just don't have enough time.
• 36:08
  Okay, we're recreating our series finale party for Star Trek Voyager. Oh man,
• 36:16
  I thought I was strong enough to get through this again, but I'm
• 36:21
  not. Oh Captain Jane Waye your mission and soon then Homer is mowing.
• 36:35
  I really really like this. So at Lisa reading the book. So we
• 36:37
  had the man in Superman. But that was a great gay Yeah, that
• 36:39
  was fantastic. But Marjor arriving with the photo trips over home and runs him
• 36:43
  over. That's why I made it do the ICTs. I was like,
• 36:45
  you got me. I actually went free. Decigh of relief. Yeah,
• 36:51
  because can you imagine how traumatic that would be if you've gone through all that
• 36:55
  process again. And just because this is back in the day when you have
• 36:58
  to go get your photos developed out. Yeah, I still remember the excitement
• 37:00
  of going to pick them up, like they're ready, They're ready. There's
• 37:02
  a good one watching TV last night. There's an ad for you know,
• 37:07
  the new Google Phone. It's like, I've taken a picture of my three
• 37:12
  kids. Wonder them's pulling a face. But I've taken enough pictures where I
• 37:15
  can transplant the Yeah, the face from Yeah, a regular face from one
• 37:20
  photo and put it in on a real photo. It's not a real photo.
• 37:22
  No, that's what that's the charm of these old school photos is sometimes
• 37:24
  they're blurry. Sometimes these episodes not looking, but it's like you cherish them
• 37:29
  because it's like it's everyone in the one photo. I made this work.
• 37:32
  And every time that ad comes on, I'm like, I don't like this,
• 37:35
  and he's look at him like, we know you don't like it.
• 37:37
  See that cloud. I was literally shave at the cloud. Ah, there's
• 37:49
  my first sexiit a black looks so cute as a mighty oak in the school
• 37:54
  play Here I am on the Space Shuttle orbiting True was nice? And how
• 38:00
  to send you up again? Oh my god? Check out what's happening behind
• 38:04
  your restaged anniversary dinner. Death Man's on a game with Booberella. He's supposed
• 38:09
  to be in a stable, long term gay relationship. Hmmm, this is
• 38:13
  a celebrity scandal. We could sell that photo to a tabloid and they paid
• 38:19
  big money for photos. This isn't like you. Well, it's just about
• 38:23
  what we need to pay for our fire damage. Spooky Homer is now at
• 38:29
  the inquisitor trying to sell it, and Lindsay Lighthand looking drunk. Hi and
• 38:32
  bony Se. See, they got a freckles because the last time I had
• 38:37
  JK. Simmons on as a Nanada who was very much done as Jay jonah
• 38:39
  jehe was meant to be that. Now he doesn't look like that at all,
• 38:43
  but he's doing the same character, which I think is better. I
• 38:45
  think. So. Yeah, he says, you're making moderately wealthy. Yes,
• 38:47
  I can rent anything I want like that. That's the dream about your
• 38:51
  old Dan. I can rent anything I want. But also i'mer rolling around
• 38:59
  in like the small yes, Pilotney, it would be nice to be moderately
• 39:04
  wealthy. I don't want to be rich, but just enough righteness, like
• 39:07
  I can just relax. Oh yeah, I mean it was a great meme
• 39:09
  that I saw where it's basically tell me you you know, tell me your
• 39:13
  wildest family. It's like, I live in a house that's you know,
• 39:19
  decent sized, got a good, good backyard for the dogs. You know,
• 39:22
  I can make the mortgage on it pretty easily. Yeah, my car
• 39:25
  runs pretty well, and you know when it's when I hear a noise,
• 39:30
  I can take the mechanic. I've got no problems there. The fridge is
• 39:31
  full of stuff that I like to eat, and you know, I can
• 39:34
  occasionally take a holiday. It's like, yeah, that's that's my wildest fantasy.
• 39:38
  You're pretty much at that point now, right, You get to sort
• 39:42
  of go on holidays whenever you want to, pretty much. I mean,
• 39:45
  yeah, I'm not saying that. Yeah, we're about to see you later.
• 39:47
  Dan up for three weeks in Europe, although I mean we did just
• 39:52
  spend two and a half weeks in the States, which was pretty admittedly we
• 39:57
  were staying with our friend who put us up verty decently. Yeah, we
• 40:00
  still went. We still went absolutely with to Ballei. I believe the Christmas
• 40:02
  time last year wasn't Yeah, yeah, we may do that again this year.
• 40:06
  Yeah, I've been on like three holidays them of Nicola Life with Nichol
• 40:09
  Holiday. It's now told of the Krusty movie premiere. So obviously Homer has
• 40:15
  agreed to be the paparazzo. Paparazzi and the kids want the autograph of Krusty.
• 40:21
  The head things at the door panel. I don't wants to get a
• 40:22
  photo of Krusty, says no. Then we get Gabbo and still the waters
• 40:27
  that vomit versus water. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, Now
• 40:30
  fancy farms were all the famous people's shop and you're gonna help me ambush them.
• 40:36
  I just really liked, Hey, it's rich Texan and Paris texts.
• 40:37
  I'm like, his last name is tex and I get it ba for mama.
• 40:44
  Why wish used to carry around that dog? Oh yeah, that little
• 40:45
  tuaha? Yeah, what's that? Sorry for that thing? And when they're
• 40:50
  developing photos later in the episode, there's actually photo of her sticking her finger
• 40:52
  down the throat. Yeah, so Bart makes fun of Paris Texan's face.
• 40:58
  She's still breaking in that nose and she said beating him up. This is
• 41:00
  where isn't the last photo of he like giving him a kiss? Yes?
• 41:05
  And then Homer's taking photos of celebrities walking out the dry cleaners and I'm thinking,
• 41:07
  what is this? Why are they're doing this? And I realized what
• 41:09
  they're going for. I just I was thinking, is there a Simpsons episode
• 41:13
  where like Bart ended up having like a Paris Hilton style socialite as a girlfriend.
• 41:21
  And then I was like, oh no, I think that's a south
• 41:22
  Park episode. Yeah, Simpsons. So far, we haven't reviewed one like
• 41:25
  that. Yeah, that's right, but Butter's ended up like a boy as
• 41:29
  the boyfriend or something like parents to actual Paris Hilton. Oh okay, that's
• 41:31
  right, and she wouldn't leave now Paris leave me alone. Okay. We've
• 41:36
  just entered season four of Gone Down to South Park and it's just it's so
• 41:38
  great. We're very very happy about that. The next episode we were viewing
• 41:42
  in this as we speak now is two thousand. Yeah, I can't wait.
• 41:46
  But then I'm thinking, what this is such a random mishmash of guests,
• 41:51
  like celebrities walking out these dry cleaners. Then I realized there are a
• 41:53
  people who have been on the show as home say, I've met them all,
• 41:55
  and they never acknowledged my existence because we'd the minute of The first one
• 42:00
  to come out is mcart. Yeah, Macart. I was like, Oh,
• 42:02
  interesting are they going to have Yeah, it's like, oh no,
• 42:07
  it's just just an image. Oh okay, well yeah, that are these
• 42:10
  all former guest appearances. I feel like this could have been an episode where
• 42:14
  you could have crammed in a lot of actual guest cameos. But I think
• 42:16
  it works bet at being Springfield celebrities. I think so as well. It
• 42:21
  feels more Simpsony gets more in this their universe. Yeah, because I mean
• 42:24
  a gimmick. There are occasions when they will go over wear with the guests
• 42:28
  out. It's like, this doesn't feel like real Simpsons. This feels like
• 42:31
  you know, Sweeps week, symptoms, symptoms, or like the special guests
• 42:36
  include Well, Nicol and I just reviewed the Friends episodes as part one and
• 42:38
  part two two, part of the one after the super Bowl, which they
• 42:40
  aired after the Super Bowl thirty because they wanted to capitalize in that audience,
• 42:45
  and they'll stick of debuting new shows like let's just get our bigger show and
• 42:47
  put it after and get the biggest audience. E it was like fifty seven
• 42:50
  million people watch it or something. Oh, but it's just celebrity guests are
• 42:53
  heavy, so Jean Cloud, Van Dam, Julia Roberts, Brookshields, Chris
• 42:59
  Isaacs in there, Dean Caslonetta isn't there as well Fred Willard, and it
• 43:02
  feels you can tell it's a very special episode of Friends. And whilst it's
• 43:07
  funny and I enjoyed it, it doesn't feel like Friends. We mentioned I
• 43:10
  mentioned in that review. Homer at the Bat where it's a bunch of baseballers
• 43:15
  and the crew of the Simpsons of the cast don't like that episode because they
• 43:17
  felt like all the focus was on the guests and not them, like the
• 43:21
  main cast were secondary, at least in the Friends one. It's funny every
• 43:25
  guest star is like a love interest of a character like Chris Isaac is a
• 43:29
  love and just of Phoebe and Julie Roberts's love and just of Chandler and Brooks.
• 43:31
  She was loving just of Joey And I'm just like, they couldn't think
• 43:34
  of a different reason to bring up these guys on the show. But yeah,
• 43:37
  it's just like it did. It makes it feel different. Yeah,
• 43:40
  what what's Van Dam doing? That? Is he flirting with the Jennifer Anison.
• 43:44
  So he's filming a movie outbreak too. I think it is in New
• 43:46
  York and Marcel the Monkey there and then Monica wants Rachel to ask him out,
• 43:52
  but he ends up flirting with Rachel and Rachel goes out on a date
• 43:55
  with him instead, and Monica get shitty about that. Yeah, but Jean
• 43:59
  Clovan Dam comes across like a real sogoynist. I think that might be one
• 44:02
  of his things, or it might have been one of his things back then,
• 44:06
  because when was this was this? Like, was this in the two
• 44:08
  thousands or in the ninth day? It was ninety six, at the start
• 44:12
  of ninety six, I think, yeah, yeah, I think JCVD will
• 44:15
  admit himself that he had a few lost years in there even when he and
• 44:20
  maybe because he was doing so well he was recovering from Street Fighter. That's
• 44:22
  cooret had that torrid affair with Kylie Minogue on the Street Fighter. Really apparently,
• 44:29
  so holy shit, I loved that movie as a kid. I haven't
• 44:30
  watched it for like since I was like eight. I'm like, it's one
• 44:34
  of the movies where I go, I don't want to revisit it, but
• 44:37
  I kind of do because it's got Gomez Adams as the main as Bison.
• 44:43
  Yeah, it does apparently not very well while it was. Yeah, I
• 44:45
  think he was he wasn't well. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:49
  is his last film, wasn't it was his last movie? Yeah, Adam's
• 44:52
  Family not the film. Want to revisit it would be I'd just sort of
• 44:55
  do the the one two punch of Adams family and Adams family values. Yeah,
• 45:00
  enjoying them both. Yeah, lots of films to watch. I've been
• 45:02
  keeping a list, so I've be knocking off my list. I know it's
• 45:06
  slight detour, but Broken Arrow got off the list. Wish I hadn't watched.
• 45:08
  I mean it was what it was. I'm just like, Ah,
• 45:12
  it wasn't as good as I had hoped. I crossed off Anticonda and Anakonda's
• 45:16
  Oh did you watch Anon? What do you think? It was good?
• 45:20
  I mean I enjoyed the first one more, I think more, but this,
• 45:24
  the second one felt very much like people lug down a Conda. Don't
• 45:28
  know why. It's make another one real quick, yeah, and just make
• 45:30
  them bigger. Yeah. Yeah. And it didn't have any like actual sort
• 45:34
  of stars stars, No, not really no, And it hurt in that
• 45:37
  way. And speaking of stars that help a film, I watched Deeply See
• 45:40
  Sammuel Jackson. Ah, he helped that film so much. Absolutely. Oh
• 45:45
  man. Yeah, I loved it. I loved Deeply See. They loved
• 45:47
  it really good. Yeah. There's plenty of other films across. It's just
• 45:51
  I'm like, this year, all these movies I've always I'm gonna watch,
• 45:53
  I'm just gonna watch them gonna watch them. I'm glad I have. Yeah,
• 45:57
  it's great. I see you all the time saying hashtag now watching I'm
• 46:00
  like, I wouldn't be that guy lost you said got a bit it was
• 46:04
  like twelve and you're like, hashtag now watching his TV show whatever, and
• 46:07
  I was like, it was the first episode of True Detective. By the
• 46:08
  way, Yeah, I mean, I'm news resolution. I think I've talked
• 46:13
  about I need to have some new podcasts for the four Finger Disco network,
• 46:16
  and one of them was going to be TV Guide, So that's the reason
• 46:19
  I was watching New Drape True Protective. I'm not trying to put together in
• 46:22
  just a quick like six minute, seven minute review that we can run on
• 46:25
  the four thing and I'll leave the room. You can do it right now.
• 46:30
  I don't want to. I've got I've got stage freight. Don't watch
• 46:34
  me podcast. Hello, Homer, have you lost weight? Like you care?
• 46:38
  Betty Waite, tell me how's Maggie. Her name is Marge. I
• 46:44
  was talking about your baby. Oh she's looking very surfy. Thanks for taking
• 46:49
  my picture. If you want me to sign it, here's a stamped,
• 46:52
  self addressed envelope and give Santa's little help her a big hug for me.
• 46:58
  Yeah, it's right, just away. How lovely was Betty White there?
• 47:02
  Like I said, you just feel like that's just Betty White being Betty White.
• 47:05
  And just her name is Maggie. Her name is Marge your dog.
• 47:15
  Just you just walk away now the pillow Mint Hotel and Jrederic Tatum is there
• 47:21
  being all nice and civil. That's a good name pillow Mint, it is.
• 47:23
  Yeah, And Homer yeah hip hop album was bothtful and unnecessary. Okay,
• 47:27
  here we go, just punched away all the various cameras again just yeah.
• 47:30
  I mean it had good one liners, but also just I think it
• 47:34
  was more heavy on good visual gags. It was. Yeah, and that
• 47:37
  one with the multiple cameras was fantastic and all different versions of cameras. Yeah,
• 47:40
  yeah, like bringing out the old time he won and well played Homer
• 47:45
  ARTZI good episode, Yeah, it really was. And then she takes it
• 47:49
  to the inquisitor terrific, outstanding. This has page one written all over it.
• 47:53
  What the hell did you do that for? Well? I remember my
• 47:57
  plate in the book I was reading that it was a gag that I remember
• 48:00
  pinpoint what episode it wasn't When it came I was like, DiCaprio, that's
• 48:05
  the worsd that's the world, and it inspired me. I'm just like,
• 48:07
  I want to do an article of all the best moments, like golden moments,
• 48:12
  not from the Golden era. For me, this was like one of
• 48:14
  them. I know you didn't like it, but Homer with the photo saying,
• 48:16
  I took a photo of myself to show you how sad I was,
• 48:19
  and then here's me smiling best because the cat fan the stairs like that to
• 48:22
  me was like a stand up moment, super sexy Flanders. And there's another
• 48:23
  one coming up in a couple episodes because I watched through it, I mean
• 48:28
  walking on the treadmill on the incline, just watching the fashion through season eighteen.
• 48:30
  The classic quote of I've got three kids and no money. Why can't
• 48:35
  I have no kids in three money? That's like an iconic one. I
• 48:37
  gets memed around a lot, right when people don't have any money. I
• 48:40
  just assumed from in my mind. I'm like, oh, that's a golden
• 48:43
  ear quote. It's like in a couple episodes, Well that gets shared so
• 48:46
  much. Oh I've got three kids and no money. Why can I have
• 48:50
  no kids and three money? Yeah? I was really surprised. I'm going
• 48:52
  to do it an article on the website the right in guys Simpson's mailbag at
• 48:57
  gmail dot com on lots of contributions, and I will give you credit for
• 48:59
  it. Older moments of the Simpsons that aren't from the Golden ear So anything
• 49:01
  post season ten, oh, well, say season twelve? Do you say,
• 49:06
  say season ten? Anything post season ten that you consider like a golden
• 49:08
  moment sends it in Simpsons Mailbag at gmail dot com, and I will definitely
• 49:13
  give you the credit for pointing it out. I'd love to hear from you,
• 49:15
  guys also just in through some questions. Yes indeed, and yeah,
• 49:19
  I won't attribute you know, but Danno might. Homer and Bart are developing
• 49:22
  photos in Lisa's room. We get Crusty exposing himself in the photo and Paris
• 49:25
  gag and the dog go getting punched by his ventriloicist. What is the venturlicist
• 49:30
  name? I can't remember he has a name. We should get this Gabbo's
• 49:34
  Venturlicus of the Bok Arthur crandall, okay, yeah, I've been calling him
• 49:37
  crandall things I learned today Arthur crandle there you go but miss developing all the
• 49:44
  photos. Listen, you can't stay and here you're going to keep talking.
• 49:46
  So home And says, you know when you come have daddy pours some chemicals,
• 49:49
  puts it straight to sleep. It's not true here, but it is
• 49:52
  true. Kids. They always say they're not tired, and the most tired
• 49:55
  of all that is one hundred percent truth. We kids say I'm not tired.
• 49:59
  I'm like, go to fucking bed now. Why Because I said so?
• 50:04
  Homer is now showing March all the photos in the Inquisitor, and this
• 50:06
  was just nice pointing out, like marg're trying to be old right, just
• 50:08
  saying I can't believe you're doing this. I feel bad. You can't put
• 50:10
  that shit down? Oh absolutely not. Yeah. Do tabloid magazine still exist
• 50:15
  to this extent, Like it's just I feel like it's more just online things
• 50:19
  now, like very much. The physical form probably not so much. But
• 50:22
  because you're past the magazine standing like there's this one that Nikola reads occasionally.
• 50:25
  I get it. It's like the Royal family tabloid magazines. It's important from
• 50:30
  the UK. I guess people still buy them, but I think it's more
• 50:32
  just like clickbait online now, I think so. Yeah, I mean,
• 50:36
  I think paparazzi stuff, I mean, it'll always sort of prides itself on
• 50:39
  the immediacy of it, So I mean, yeah, they quicker that you
• 50:43
  can get it out there end of the world. I imagine that's the that's
• 50:45
  the main aim. It's hard to get the exclusive now too, because people
• 50:49
  just they can just take the picture, save it and just get because people
• 50:52
  with watermarks. Entertainment Weekly often puts like a watermark or Vulture puts a watermark,
• 50:58
  you can photoshop that shit out so easily people to steal the imagery.
• 51:00
  So it like you can. But people back in the day, if you
• 51:05
  had the exclusive photo of like a car crash or someone smooching someone else when
• 51:07
  they shouldn't be, like, you paid big bucks for it. But do
• 51:12
  you think people still get paid big bucks for the exclusive? They get paid
• 51:15
  big bucks exclusive for like interviews now, I think, but not so much
• 51:17
  photos that I had. I think I think they still get paid affair amount
• 51:22
  do. I just can't imagine how you could just say you're, you know,
• 51:25
  running TV guide, right and you're paying tabloid magazine and you're someone's coming
• 51:30
  to you with a photo that's incredibly raunchy. It's Chris hams Worth cheating on
• 51:32
  his missus with I don't know, Tina fat right, incredibly want you good
• 51:37
  happen? Yea, yeah whatever? Right? And it's like, would I,
• 51:39
  as a as an editor, pay big money to have that to be
• 51:43
  the first to run it because I know within one minute it's gonna be all
• 51:45
  over Twitter without any credit to me. Well that's the thing. I mean,
• 51:49
  if you're if you're the solo person who have taken and I feel like,
• 51:52
  because no one breaks this one people, well you might break the story,
• 51:55
  but no one, not everyone credits anymore. Yeah, I mean I
• 51:59
  think you're a halfway said person. You would like, I don't think anybody
• 52:01
  else has got this picture of Chris and Tina. If you're someone who just
• 52:05
  wants attention to be like, guess what I just saw, guys, and
• 52:07
  then you put it on Twitter or you put it on whatever, you put
• 52:09
  it on Instagram to boost your own person. It's about boosting you own personal
• 52:13
  social media. Give me lakes, you know. But I mean, if
• 52:16
  you're a smart person, probably go to TMZ or something out like that and
• 52:21
  said guess what I've gone here? How much do you want for it?
• 52:24
  And you know I might pay you five figures, six figures or something for
• 52:28
  oh yeah, absolutely did he ever pay for like photos? I don't think
• 52:32
  so. Not not well, but it was a reputable until having said that,
• 52:37
  Darren Grece, I mean not Dann Grays and he's a hairdresser. Good
• 52:40
  guy. Helped shout out to Darren Darren Lyons. Yeah, who you know,
• 52:45
  became a real sort of paparazzi. Came the mayor yeah yeah, and
• 52:49
  then became the mayor of Geelong and you know it was a Christmas tree and
• 52:51
  free parking on the weekends. Good on him. I mean you got some
• 52:53
  things right. I mean we get free parking the weekends. We forget about
• 52:57
  that, like we didn't have free parking on the weekend before. But he's
• 53:00
  a guy sort of drives around Gelong and then is he the one with the
• 53:02
  Ferrari. He's got a Ferrari, doesn't he? I have no idea.
• 53:06
  I think he was driving some high and automobile around Gelong. It's kind of
• 53:09
  as I've always said, you can top out it, maybe a Porsche or
• 53:13
  a or a very nice Mercedes, and Geelong you don't want to, you
• 53:16
  don't want to? Land would you ever buy one? Then? If you
• 53:19
  had the money to buy one, would you buy one? No? I
• 53:22
  wouldn't. No, I would again top out it like a nice Porsche for
• 53:27
  the money, but buy a million dollars worth of Big Max Infinity Burghers that
• 53:34
  I spent seven hundred Conor patterns. That's what I'd spend my money off.
• 53:38
  Yeah. I just seeing like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari driving around Geelong.
• 53:45
  It's like this just doesn't feel right now, It's it's weird. Yeah,
• 53:50
  but I did like here though, the whole side show, mel is in
• 53:52
  the custody battle when it's turning bitter and who makes it by the magazine?
• 53:55
  But what is it? Why do we love gossip as human beings? We
• 54:00
  love gossip. I don't know what out there that says they don't buy into
• 54:02
  gossip. You're full of shit. Oh we love a good juicy gossip story.
• 54:06
  Absolutely, always always have. I think as long as human beings have
• 54:09
  been able to talk and keep secrets and do things that other people don't want
• 54:15
  to know about. Yes, there's been gossip. I'm sure there's books and
• 54:19
  all manner of stuff written about the psychology. They should track that down,
• 54:22
  because I mean, it's kind of an interesting thing. Why we this is
• 54:27
  a thing. So the Sihammel one, he'd actually have to pay off letter
• 54:30
  in the episode, you notice there's the custody battance going bitter. Pay attention
• 54:32
  to that. I usually like Sarmel, but I like the way they sort
• 54:36
  of keep that little through line throughout the episode and experts disagree on location of
• 54:38
  Heaven. I hope that catches a helicopter to wolf Castle's wedding, very much
• 54:43
  like Dressy Park. Oh yeah, that was very much a shout out,
• 54:45
  wasn't it. Yeah, but he didn't touch the harness. Do we attach
• 54:49
  it if you don't mind the timing of that gag just felt slightly off,
• 54:54
  just slightly, but I was like, I know what you're doing here,
• 54:59
  It would feel very depending on you've got a time. That shs right next,
• 55:01
  just slightly I like to have paid off. Yeah, but they he's
• 55:05
  going now to make a young woman's wedding day all about himself and she's marrying
• 55:07
  a quimby Freddie's there. Yeah, I did like I did like home as
• 55:14
  catch, raise up, up and annoy. Now do you make a young
• 55:16
  woman's wedding day all about me? Do you right now? Luftwaffle wolf Castle
• 55:23
  take Maria Shreiver Kennedy Quimby to be your lawful wedded and annoy? Are you
• 55:32
  also requirements? Man? Is that horrible man gone yet? Yes? Mother
• 55:39
  borring some sort of pendulum effect First Amendment rules, privacy jewels. Time to
• 55:50
  squash that shut up bug. You promised me one day where you wouldn't swear
• 55:54
  revenge on someone. Promise revoked. So we come back from commercial and we're
• 56:00
  now at wolf Castle's mansion and he says, greetings, famous faces and sizzling
• 56:05
  stars. Cruss his response to his evite was the least funny, but he
• 56:08
  didn't get the jpeg. I'm like, that is so twand and seven the
• 56:14
  jpeg two. He says, you know he learned in his film what the
• 56:17
  film was called. But in order to feed a robo knights, you need
• 56:20
  another robo knife. So defeat the paparazzo, you need another one. And
• 56:22
  he's brought in Enrico Razzio voice by the legendary John Lovetts correct same voice for
• 56:29
  every character he does. But I never get sick of it. That's because
• 56:30
  you're a human being with a soul. How are you gonna help us be
• 56:35
  for RONI allow me to explain. I take embarrassing the pictures of a Homer
• 56:40
  had asked him day and night just as well. Be heard of that,
• 56:45
  and now you will be a god in your eyes. See it is good.
• 56:51
  I declare it's meeting a churned Now, please take some sushi, because
• 56:53
  if I give it to the dogs, they will take Oh. Now I
• 56:57
  get sushi all the time, and I am not made of sushi. Homer's
• 57:01
  now hanging Maggie from the mirror to the TV guy. I'd taken her seat
• 57:05
  belt and I just like that. She loved it as well. She was
• 57:07
  like laughing a great time, obviously incredibly dangerous. But Enrico arrives taking photos
• 57:10
  trying to make you look like a bad father. Maggie take the wheel,
• 57:15
  and just various photos like Homer wanting privacy when he's taking the shower out and
• 57:17
  the fire hydrant, things like that poo burns wolf Castle in side sho mail
• 57:21
  or reading it. Of course we get a side show mail line. I'm
• 57:23
  going to make it my screen saver somehow. I'm like, ah, okay,
• 57:29
  Homer is now asking in quizittor why do you publish all these photos of
• 57:31
  me, basically saying, well, I've got no friends, and we get
• 57:35
  just just like classic like JK. Simmons dialogue, jameson Dialogue isn't Yeah.
• 57:39
  Just now, Homer says he's gonna be giving up photography because you know,
• 57:45
  if he feels terrible because it now happened to him. He also gives up
• 57:47
  his medication and gets a clot whatever. But now at the snub club and
• 57:52
  they're back to their lives of super excess excess, yes themselves and he don't
• 57:57
  live today. Sidea Sosacha Mal's there with Princess Jasmine, you know, the
• 58:02
  stripper right, so he's clearly she's like he's his tail on the side.
• 58:07
  The divorce isn't going too well. And then we pan across too mos.
• 58:10
  Now did you notice the rain? No, So the snub Club's going off.
• 58:15
  It's a great night, music going and it pans across the street and
• 58:16
  the rain going forty five degree angle towards Mo's and everyone's sad. Listen to
• 58:22
  them, they're on the job of the world. Well, I'm sitting here
• 58:25
  pretending I have a steel because of a bunch of stuff that happened home.
• 58:30
  I don't be so quick, tor band in this Papa ratchet thing. Yeah,
• 58:34
  it's an American tradition to cut people down his size because they brought so
• 58:37
  much joy into our lives. You know what can't stand that? Robin Williams.
• 58:42
  You know what time I saw him eating dinner with his children. He
• 58:45
  wouldn't take the time out to do all the funny bits from his movies.
• 58:49
  And my sister would saw Burt Reynolds at the airport and he wouldn't even co
• 58:52
  side a mortgage. You guys are ruing. I hated to get back in
• 58:54
  the game. Oh but I threw away my camera. Oh he used this
• 58:59
  one. I was gonna use. Had to take secret photos in a lady's
• 59:01
  tailet, But no dame's ever come in this joint. Very small. Sure,
• 59:09
  excuse me? Do you have a ladies room? We need to trade
• 59:13
  bras and panties. Oh you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, little love
• 59:20
  it was. It was very on brand for MO but a little love color.
• 59:22
  I felt I just didn't seem a fitness episode. I was like,
• 59:24
  ah, I didn't really need it. But Homer then goes it goes over
• 59:30
  and this was awesome. Actually, Krusty makes the smoothie out of money.
• 59:32
  You call this a drink? No one never said it was a break And
• 59:37
  how do you want your come up and eat by ten or wallet size?
• 59:40
  Hide your shame? And Parish is kissing Mealhouse, Tatum is sniffing up the
• 59:45
  ashes of who secretary at the races, Mel is eating the flag and Kemp
• 59:51
  Brockman is tasing quimby in and they both like gimk yeah. Home then says
• 59:55
  he's going to do nothing with the photos. Though. All you have to
• 59:57
  do in return is show us a little respect to the people who made you
• 1:00:00
  who you are. Allow civilian to write a terrible children's book for you.
• 1:00:07
  I support a charity from something that doesn't It hasn't happened to someone of your
• 1:00:09
  family. It's like, that's so funny, because how often does like someone
• 1:00:13
  dying in a family of a celebrity. And it's like, I'm now starting
• 1:00:15
  a new charity. It's like we could just support an already existing one.
• 1:00:20
  That's true, that's true. Why did to start a new charity in your
• 1:00:23
  name? It's like, just support the ones that have been there forever that
• 1:00:27
  need your help. Good point. But then he invites because he's not gonna
• 1:00:30
  do anything with the photos, Renu invites him to the offshore party platform,
• 1:00:32
  off sure party platform. That's it. I like that. Yeah, But
• 1:00:36
  side Joe mal was there with his son. I was like a little bit
• 1:00:39
  of a payoff there. So he's a father Drederic Tatums just then in the
• 1:00:43
  background wearing Homer's old clothes, like the white shirt and the blue pants or
• 1:00:46
  so they meant to make you miss and every day. Man, I don't
• 1:00:50
  know. The march shows Renure with Castle an unsolicited manuscript of missus mum and
• 1:00:55
  celebrity has been celebrities. He's like, I don't don't read that stuff.
• 1:00:59
  Cue. At least it got made. It reminds me of an early nineties
• 1:01:02
  Whole Cogan film, like Mister Nanny. Oh yeah, well it isn't other
• 1:01:06
  that. It was like Santa Claus Base You remember that one. It was
• 1:01:07
  just called Santa with Muscles, with muscles wasn't Yeah, what are we doing
• 1:01:12
  here? Cinemator is there? At least it got made, as much says,
• 1:01:17
  and yeah, That'samarazzi a great episode. It's pretty good. Yeah,
• 1:01:21
  I think like going through it, you appreciate it more than there's so many
• 1:01:23
  gags and one liners and just there was no real moments that maybe it's at
• 1:01:28
  roll my eyes and I wish I wasn't there even like the moment I was
• 1:01:30
  like, if it's the character, Yeah, yeah, I mean Homer wasn't
• 1:01:34
  wasn't jerky or anything like that paparazzi. A paparazzo is a jerk, so
• 1:01:38
  that aspect of the character. But even then, I mean, I think
• 1:01:43
  I think I speak for both this when I say we don't like it when
• 1:01:45
  Home is a jerk to his family, no or for no reason. Yeah,
• 1:01:49
  whereas this, I mean we can all, we can all appreciate.
• 1:01:52
  Yeah, take that celebrities, you know when the jerk and this is pointing
• 1:01:55
  in the right direction, like, yeah, we appreciate that. Yes,
• 1:01:58
  yeah, especially when you bring out people at Paris. Because in this point
• 1:02:00
  in time, she copped it, didn't she like from the press and yeah,
• 1:02:05
  there's so I think she really played up the car. She steered into
• 1:02:08
  it as shit. She's like, how can I make some money? Play
• 1:02:10
  up this character. She thrived on pissing people off. Oh yeah, I
• 1:02:14
  mean again, for as long as there's been any form of show business,
• 1:02:19
  there's always been the character of the man or whatever character the man you love
• 1:02:24
  to hate. Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean we talked about Space
• 1:02:27
  earlier. I mean he made a pretty decent career out of playing that kind
• 1:02:30
  of person. And yeah, you could do you could, of course apply
• 1:02:34
  of course you apply that to reality TV. You mean, you've always got
• 1:02:37
  to you've got to have heels and baby faces. Pro wrestling is just like
• 1:02:40
  the most simple storytelling of all time. Absolutely it is. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:45
  but I mean you look at even early seasons of like Survivor, it's
• 1:02:50
  like, oh, you've got to have the one who's you know, kind
• 1:02:52
  of like oh they think I'm doing this, but I'm actually doing that.
• 1:02:54
  And Paris Hilton just did that. But she wasn't even hiding behind a character.
• 1:02:59
  It's just like that's right, I'm ranch Kardashian. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:02
  I mean I don't think that even the Kardashians do it as villainous anymore.
• 1:03:06
  I think they've kind of they're kind of just like lifestyles are rich and
• 1:03:08
  famous, and I think Parison was doing that to some degree. But I
• 1:03:13
  think she also was pretty savvy and like you either love me or you hate
• 1:03:16
  me, but you're talking about me. My man Oscar Wild once said,
• 1:03:20
  there's no Yeah, there's no such thing as bad publicity, hundred percent.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah, And I still buy into that, Oh is there? I mean,
• 1:03:25
  Jonathan major Is might pig to differ, but that's true. That's true.
• 1:03:30
  Yeah, but yeah, I do buy into that to an extent.
• 1:03:36
  That line the whole. Any publicity's good publicity until it ruins your career.
• 1:03:40
  Yeah, that's the only thing. I mean. I think you've got to
• 1:03:42
  be kind of cluey about how is this sustainable? Is this sustainable? And
• 1:03:46
  if it's not, let's cash in as quickly as possible and let's you know,
• 1:03:52
  gather as much as we can. You know, during a nut gathering
• 1:03:54
  season, do you reckon like slabs from like the seventies, eighties? It's
• 1:03:59
  a bid nineties, right, look back now, I'll look now and go,
• 1:04:01
  fuck, well, lucky social media wasn't around. Oh god, I
• 1:04:04
  think everyone thinks that because there's we've all had a moment in our life we
• 1:04:10
  were just gone, I think funk, no one knows what happened. Oh
• 1:04:14
  my god, years what do we learn? Bomber? All right? That
• 1:04:17
  was what do you learn from this episode? That's a pretty good question.
• 1:04:21
  You find out I learned that first moment rules. Oh but privacy rules.
• 1:04:26
  Yeah. I learned that one stem cell of heater is never enough. It's
• 1:04:29
  never enough. What's your what would be your lead to trade moment? If
• 1:04:34
  someone brought out something at a party, Oh, sliders for me to be
• 1:04:38
  sliders, chicken sliders. Chicken slider is a good one. Or I've had
• 1:04:44
  a party recently and they had it catered and one of the things was like
• 1:04:48
  little either like Indian lamb cutlets and oh shit, that one nice. Everyone
• 1:04:56
  was kind of like, give me it's cutler girl. Yeah. But do
• 1:05:00
  you find sometimes at parties where you're like, I really like this just for
• 1:05:03
  me. It's usually aaron chini ball or something. It's like I love them,
• 1:05:05
  right, but it's like how many can I eat before people start going
• 1:05:09
  fatty fat fat fat? Or people start going for the rest of us,
• 1:05:14
  Yeah, fat fuck. Yeah, that's what It's true. It's one you
• 1:05:18
  got to be really cautious about. It is all your sort of like I
• 1:05:20
  think it's like three of the one item. Once you go more than three,
• 1:05:23
  everyone's like, calm down, mate, he's up on the Arranini balls
• 1:05:27
  there for everybody. Are you talking about ones where they're being passed around or
• 1:05:30
  one whether they're on the table now when they're being passed around, Remember like
• 1:05:33
  because the chicks comes passing and it's just like to have another one. She's
• 1:05:38
  like another one? Fine? Uh I remember like occasionally foot it like at
• 1:05:45
  the present room. It then continia park why as we all do as you
• 1:05:49
  do it? You know three hounter time they bring out the little tray of
• 1:05:54
  like party pies and little Saussage rollers, like I would be like a little
• 1:05:59
  you're relating to the every man here. Do you know when you go to
• 1:06:00
  footying, you sitting in the President's room. From day forward, your names
• 1:06:08
  will be new names, mister Davis. All right, So the current leaderboard
• 1:06:13
  stands at this in first position, we of course have our man Philip J.
• 1:06:17
  Hawkins seventeen points, Kyle muldoon clever Kyle in second position on fourteen points,
• 1:06:23
  and Luke McKay he's done it again on eleven points in third position.
• 1:06:27
  Let's see if those numbers change when we do the new name challenge for Homerazzi.
• 1:06:30
  One point goes to stop or my Dad will shoot. That is Luke
• 1:06:35
  McKay's done it again. He's now on twelve points. He's got one vote
• 1:06:39
  closer to our man, Philip J. Hawkins. Well, let's see what
• 1:06:42
  happens with two points goes to pap smear. Perhaps Kyle muldoon clever Kyle,
• 1:06:50
  Kyle's two points closer to Philip jay Hawks. Now Kyle's on sixteen points,
• 1:06:55
  so he's only one point behind Philip J. Now sixteen points and seventeen points
• 1:06:58
  can bend. This can be really interesting because three points are going to fat
• 1:07:02
  Man Snoop, Fat Man Snoop? Is Philip? Are you shitting me?
• 1:07:09
  I'm actually not again, You've got three two one again we have to reiterate
• 1:07:15
  listeners, new name challenges done blind, You've got what they thought they were
• 1:07:21
  getting closer, and then Philip's just like, I'm actually further away now,
• 1:07:29
  particularly because it's gone. The leader board was three to two one. Oh
• 1:07:33
  my god. Kyle Muldoon was literally for about I don't know, twenty seconds,
• 1:07:38
  one point behind. First is now for girl's listeners going yeah, it's
• 1:07:42
  me Carlstime to shine And then this happens. Oh guys, look, I'd
• 1:07:45
  say I'm sorry, except I'm not because this is really interesting and kind of
• 1:07:48
  fun. Here all right, first question here comes from Rachel MacLean. Do
• 1:07:56
  you think paparazzi slash photographers are two intrusive and celebrities lives so sure? Summer,
• 1:08:00
  I think taking photos when they're out in family vacations and stuff is a
• 1:08:02
  pretty shitty deal. It seems like they're out in the beach or whatever.
• 1:08:05
  It's like they're with their kids. Just let them hang out. I'm sure
• 1:08:09
  it has sort of become oh yeah, okay, this is part of the
• 1:08:11
  deal. Okay, take a few shots. And I mean, I think
• 1:08:14
  you've got a lot of a lot of celebrities who go, all right,
• 1:08:16
  guys, you got five minutes, take of all the shots you want,
• 1:08:18
  but then leave us alone. And you've got some par rubber. You've got
• 1:08:25
  some paparazzi who had been around for a while and know the tricks and probably
• 1:08:27
  have even built up sort of decent relationships with the talent where they go,
• 1:08:31
  okay, yeah, that'll be fine, I'll get what I need to get.
• 1:08:33
  But then you've got others who are probably like enthusiastic amateurs or just trying
• 1:08:38
  to kids with phones in their hands or in just kids with phones in their
• 1:08:40
  hands, gout it's door. We keep going to Chris Hamsworth for this.
• 1:08:44
  Is he the biggest Australians. I'm Margo Robbie Now, yeah, I think
• 1:08:46
  Margo Robbie is probably leading the pack. Yeah she really is, all right.
• 1:08:49
  Ryan King says a bit of a cliche question, but we celebrity living
• 1:08:51
  or dead? Would you most like to hang out with? For me,
• 1:08:54
  it would probably be Mick Fleetwood. Mick Fleetwood so we could talk drumming and
• 1:08:58
  music all day. I just think Black would be fun to hang out with.
• 1:09:00
  It just seems like an absolute dude. Yes, have you seen because
• 1:09:03
  I rewatch Shallow Hell recently? Have you seen Shallow Hell? I have seen
• 1:09:05
  Shallow So there's a scene where so he's seeing people for their beauty on the
• 1:09:10
  inside, right, and he goes to the burn Ward but doesn't know it's
• 1:09:13
  the burn Ward and he's talking to all the kids and the way he's hanging
• 1:09:15
  out with the kids and making him feel special, Like I think, I
• 1:09:16
  feel like that's just Jack Black. I feel like that's who he would be.
• 1:09:19
  Because there's a video on social media of where there was a fan of
• 1:09:23
  his who was wheelchair bound. Yes, and he's like he like, listen
• 1:09:26
  played the song, sang the song for him. I'm like that just what
• 1:09:28
  a fucking legend. Yeah yeah, I thought that was pretty cool. Yeah,
• 1:09:31
  oh god, Affleck. I'd want to hang out with Bennett Fleck.
• 1:09:34
  Okay, what would you ask him? What would you want to talk about?
• 1:09:38
  I think we just go to Dunkin Donuts and get like a crawler and
• 1:09:42
  a cup of coffee and just you know, talk shit. I'd want to
• 1:09:44
  ask him about you know, they're making a good one hunting and you know,
• 1:09:47
  Muggie, you're big on air, weren't you? I was big on
• 1:09:53
  air. I kind of liked it. Yeah. I just think Affleck strikes
• 1:09:56
  me as a really cool dude. He does. He seems like sometimes he's
• 1:09:59
  like a awards ceremonies and stuff and it's just like he doesn't want to be
• 1:10:01
  there. Yeah, So I get the feeling he'd probably be quite canned about.
• 1:10:06
  This part of it suck, but this part of it's cool. Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  Yeah, I think yeah, Affleck afflic and I go Jack Black Final
• 1:10:14
  one here Andrew Swan, what's the strangest photo that you do? We have
• 1:10:16
  no, Andrew j JP this week, Andrew, wait, I've got top,
• 1:10:21
  that's top. Oh, I haven't got all comments. I think the
• 1:10:25
  top comments. Oh J, it's become kind of a mail bag tradition.
• 1:10:31
  Yeah, and you look, guy looked genuinely sad there. If it lost,
• 1:10:38
  JP, pack up the show. That's it. We are now the
• 1:10:45
  the m CU of podcast. That's the shark jump over it. But Andrew
• 1:10:48
  JP says, thoughts on the paparazzi, their scumbags will do anything for a
• 1:10:51
  sensationalist story or just regular Jonah's following orders from their editorial team. Answer this,
• 1:10:57
  but yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, I think a lot of
• 1:11:00
  paparazzi, a lot of freelancers, Yeah, a lot of their own sort
• 1:11:04
  of their own employers, like gotta get the skip, Yeah, I got
• 1:11:08
  to get that incriminating snap. Yes. Harrison McClure says, what's the best
• 1:11:14
  meeting of celebrity interaction meeting? I think it means all celebrity interaction story you've
• 1:11:17
  ever heard, good or bad. His is one is a bit long winded,
• 1:11:20
  but he'll keep it brief because he knows Dando would really like it.
• 1:11:24
  At my old barbershop, one of my colleagues's clients. Was a chef who
• 1:11:27
  used to be part of an agency for celebrities, etc. So he would
• 1:11:30
  always give us a brief of which ones he met who were cool. So
• 1:11:32
  Margot, Robbie was cool, Beyonce wasn't, etc. But one time he
• 1:11:35
  cooked for Paul McCartney and his family at their home in the Cotswolds. After
• 1:11:40
  the dinner, Paul invited him to the front room for a drink and a
• 1:11:42
  chat with a family, and he was apparently incredibly nice when the grandkids were
• 1:11:45
  sent to bed, but asked him to play a song before bed, so
• 1:11:46
  he whacked out a guitar and started playing Yesterday. So in short, this
• 1:11:49
  fellare got a private gy with a beetle. That's pretty rad. Yeah,
• 1:11:53
  that's a good story. I don't mine is John Devolton. I've told him
• 1:12:00
  numerous times in his podcast you know my mom? Yes, yeah, where
• 1:12:02
  he just I remember saying basically, if you haven't heard the story, it
• 1:12:05
  was a meet and greet with John Tavolta. I went just because you know,
• 1:12:09
  I wanted to be able to tee this up from my mum, my
• 1:12:11
  mum worship. John de Volta absolutely loves the man, and as I was
• 1:12:14
  getting my photo, I just said to him the next person, my mom,
• 1:12:16
  she's an angel and she absolutely loves you. You can make extra specially
• 1:12:18
  that be great, And he was just like, what's the name. I
• 1:12:20
  said, Marsha, And I remember like walking off and hearing me say Marsha,
• 1:12:24
  and my mom just broke down crying, and it's like he made an
• 1:12:26
  extra special. But I always remember the moment. I wish I had have
• 1:12:29
  like got my phone out and filmed it, but they were like no phones,
• 1:12:30
  that kind of thing because I'm doing a meet and greet taking their own
• 1:12:32
  photos themselves. But I looked over him and he was hugging and he gave
• 1:12:35
  my mom. She went to walk off, and he pulled it back for
• 1:12:38
  a second hug and looked over at me and gave me a wink. And
• 1:12:41
  I was like, what an absolute fucking legend. That's that's the Lord behaving.
• 1:12:44
  Good on him, Yeah, good on him. What about you have
• 1:12:45
  a moment like that with a sort of yeah, I mean, oh god,
• 1:12:48
  it's coming up on about ten years ago now. But Bruce Campbell of
• 1:12:55
  Evil Dead fame, you might have mentioned this. Actually he did the gig
• 1:12:58
  with him. Yeah, he came to Melbour to do a bit of a
• 1:13:00
  meet and greet. He was signing posters and doing photo ops with with fans,
• 1:13:04
  and he was presenting the first two episodes of Ashpst. Evil Dead,
• 1:13:11
  the TV series for this smaller the premiere, Yeah, for this small audience
• 1:13:15
  at a cinema in Melbourne. And I hosted the Q and A beforehand,
• 1:13:19
  and I've always sid yeah, I mean I was watching him, you know,
• 1:13:21
  take all these photos with let's face it, these dogs. Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Yeah, but before before it would be like, okay, be cool.
• 1:13:30
  And I've always said for that second they were cool, and they were.
• 1:13:36
  You could just sort of see them change. They change. Yeah, it
• 1:13:39
  transforms them, it really does. And that was fantastic. And then I
• 1:13:42
  hosted the Q and A with with Bruce who I can call Bruce cos we're
• 1:13:45
  best buds. Up coming guests on the show, one would hope. So
• 1:13:50
  actually he'd be a fucking good gues Yeah. I keep meaning to sort of
• 1:13:54
  try and d m him via social media, remember me? And they gave
• 1:13:57
  host that thing in Melbourne. Sure you'd do it, but could you possibly
• 1:14:01
  give me like a what do you call it? A testimonial? For you
• 1:14:04
  know if oh, yes, I remember guy hosting this Q and A.
• 1:14:08
  You did a really professional job. It's like, please do that for me.
• 1:14:12
  But at the end he like, I just went for a handshake and
• 1:14:15
  yeah, say thanks very much for all that. And he sort of did
• 1:14:17
  like the you know he turned it yeah, yeah, no, the yeah,
• 1:14:21
  the handhakeer you grabbed the thumb instead, Yeah, like the bro hands
• 1:14:26
  that one. Yeah yeah, and sort of pulled me a little bit closer
• 1:14:28
  and that that was good. That went really well, and I'm like,
• 1:14:31
  oh, yeah, so that was one of my favorite interactions. And then
• 1:14:39
  you had the one we had a cigarette with the dude from Sons of Anakinton
• 1:14:43
  that was pretty neat. Actually, yeah, I was hosting a couple of
• 1:14:45
  Q and as with some of the Sons and Anarchy cast members. Did one
• 1:14:48
  in Adelaide and one in Melbourne, and then the one in Adelaide. Yeah,
• 1:14:54
  we were ended up out front of this guy, Mark Boone Junior's hotel.
• 1:14:59
  You'll reckon, you know, Mark Boone Jr. Long frizzy hair,
• 1:15:01
  long frizzy hair. Be it sort of looks like he just came down from
• 1:15:03
  the mountain. It's not siled. Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean
• 1:15:06
  and terrific actor. He's been in so much stuff over the years, and
• 1:15:11
  high profile stuff as well, and may being a bit of a dog.
• 1:15:15
  I was like, and I wasn't even really smoking that stage it was,
• 1:15:18
  but twel was, but like he's having a sea around, Like, can
• 1:15:23
  I have one of those and ask you some questions about working with Christopher Nolan
• 1:15:26
  on The Dark Night? No? Actually no, it's sorry, I'm working
• 1:15:28
  on Batman begins. He said, yeah, man, absolutely, And it
• 1:15:31
  turns out Gary Oldman it was an arsehole because he had like one big thing
• 1:15:36
  with Gary Oldmans, like he didn't give me anything. It was an asshole.
• 1:15:40
  He gave you a scene. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we're
• 1:15:42
  in front of this hotel in Adelaide on like a Tuesday night, smoking a
• 1:15:45
  sig talking about movies. That's cool. He wast your dream thing, isn't
• 1:15:47
  it right? Oh? Absolutely, just hanging out just chatting movies. Yeah
• 1:15:50
  yeah, I mean that was a that was a really great gig. I
• 1:15:53
  mean, I was just meant to do an interview with one of the guys
• 1:15:55
  from Sons of Anarchy and then the promo guy said, the theo Rossia carst
• 1:16:00
  Memory, who I spoke to the Beard, right, he's the one that
• 1:16:03
  played like the he was a younger Yeah, he was a younger guy.
• 1:16:06
  Oh no, Kim Coat. Kim coats. Yeah, it was also on
• 1:16:11
  he was on that tour, wasn't he he was? Yeah? I think
• 1:16:13
  was he the the ball guy was the I think he always has his hair?
• 1:16:16
  Oh no, think I now, Yeah, the little runty one kind
• 1:16:18
  of thing. I said, more compared to the rest of the Sons of
• 1:16:21
  Anarchy, Yes, yeah, uh And that did. Interview went really well,
• 1:16:25
  and the person only tours said have you ever done any sort of Q
• 1:16:29
  and A work or hosting works? Yeah, I've done some of that,
• 1:16:30
  and what do you want to do this and this? And I'm like,
• 1:16:32
  absolutely I do. I flew me into Adelaide and paid me, and I
• 1:16:35
  mean Peede worked last and also I was like, sorry, this me rab
• 1:16:41
  iting on, but I mean I was like, oh, I'm going to
• 1:16:44
  do my research on Sense of Anakin. I'm going to come up with all
• 1:16:45
  these questions like no, we've got a list of questions for you. We've
• 1:16:47
  got a running sheet, so I don't have to do any work. I
• 1:16:54
  get paid to speak. Yeah, pretty much, wouldn't that be fun,
• 1:16:57
  and by the end of it, I was kind of like, you know,
• 1:16:59
  not ripping, but you do a bit of free associating. And I
• 1:17:01
  was given Kim Coach's ship for being Canadian. Kim is like he's still in
• 1:17:05
  my spot, Like, get this fucker off the stage. This is always
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  dead. Yeah. I find a question to Andrew Swan, what's the strangest
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  photo that you have on your camera? Role? Bonus points if you post
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  it in the Patreon group during the episode, otherwise otherwise guy will forget to
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  do it. You got my number strangest photo you mean, like, is
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  a deck pict strange? Yeah, it's your, not mine. That asks
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  me how it got yours the strangest photo Mine honestly monitors the kids now they
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  do some strange ship but like, yeah, might have just Luin the cat.
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  Yeah it's yeah, it's's usually a family selfies or just the kids.
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  I don't take phos or anything else anymore. I have any friends. I
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  don't go do things by podcast and look after the kids. That's my life.
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  This is like, this is like Dan Doe's Peter Dinglige on on Game
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  of their Own podcast and I do im drink and I know stuff. Yeah,
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  I don't think I've got anything all that strange. I mean, I
• 1:18:06
  think if you ask me, what's the strangest photo that I've saved, like
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  from Yeah, because you'll see like a picture on Twitter or whatever, it's
• 1:18:15
  like, oh that's interesting or whatever. And yeah to the nude album,
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  yes, f w F. But oh you think, oh I can turn
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  this into a meme or I can you know, put it on the Yeah,
• 1:18:30
  Dan, especially Dan's a bit of a meme king. Meme king.
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  You did pretty well the memes. You create some good ones. I try
• 1:18:36
  what I actually try to steal. That is true. But people people send
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  us the memes, can you post us on your page? And I'm like,
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  cool, yeah, sure I post it. And it's like you didn't
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  give them credit. I'm like, check the comments. I always given credit.
• 1:18:49
  People say angry about the credits. I'm like, I don't steal anything.
• 1:18:55
  People send me fucking memes and they asked me to post it, and
• 1:18:57
  I post it, and then you guys get angry at me. So don't
• 1:19:00
  get angry. You won't post any all means. And we all love those
• 1:19:02
  tasty, tasty meme We do love those memes. Indeed, But anyway,
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  guys, thank you for listening to our review of Homarazzi. I hope you
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  enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed chat Us Davis about it because I thought this
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  was this is my favorite episode of the season so far, without a doubt.
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  I enjoyed it very very much as well. Yeah, I think we
• 1:19:17
  we do our season and like wrap up, this will definitely be in both
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  our top threes. I think so. Yes. Yeah, but next episode
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  is Marge Gamer. And this is an episode that is not as good as
• 1:19:27
  Amarazzi Hamarazzi, but it's enjoyable for what it is. So Essentially, the
• 1:19:30
  story is that Bart is playing an online video game and then Marge joins the
• 1:19:34
  online video game to play with him, to be part of her son's life,
• 1:19:38
  and shouting has happened, my favorite kind of thing that happens. Yeah,
• 1:19:42
  and there's also an enjoyable b plot with Homer and Lisa as well.
• 1:19:45
  I like it when Lisa takes advantage of a situation, becomes like the bad
• 1:19:48
  girl, or she she goes against her morals. That's what she does in
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  this episode. Anyway, It's Marge Gamer is next week's look at for that
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  in your feed. It's also got plenty of classic reviews coming up as well,
• 1:19:58
  with some guest There has been a review of Pimarazzi next week March Gamer
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  mister Davis, any final words for those amazing listeners out there, up,
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  up, and annoy